Tag: Jackie Chan

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/10/13: Spock’s Escape

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Over forty years on, and The Great Escape (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) is still an absolute cracker of a film, and now it finally sparkles and shines in high definition via an ace (and long-awaited) Blu-Ray release, featuring an audio commentary and a clutch of featurettes.

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    Though we caught a glimpse of them at the beginning of The Motion Picture, it wasn’t until Star Trek III: The Search For Spock that the Klingons were place front and center as the cinematic baddie, with the main heavy, Kruge, being played by the legendary Christopher Lloyd. Also making its debut was the design for their ship, the Klingon Bird Of Prey ($69.99), which is now available in plastic form from the fine folks at Thinkgeek and Diamond Select Toys, fully kitted out with LEDs and sounds from the film. If that weren’t enough, you can get it in two different forms – regular look, and a transparent plastic “cloaking” version.

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    I haven’t quite figured out their release methodology, but I’m delighted all the same that Fantagraphics has added another volume to their growing Carl Barks library with the release of Donald Duck: The Old Castle’s Secret (Fantagraphics, $28.99), the centerpiece of which is the titular tale of Donald & his nephews being sent to investigate Uncle Scrooge’s haunted ancestral home. More of these, please.

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    It’s been so long since they came out that I’d forgotten just how much I liked the amiable East Meets West comedies starring Owen Wilson & Jackie Chan – Shanghai Noon/Shanghai Knights (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$26.50 SRP), both of which make their high definition debut in a single double feature release featuring all of the bonus features found on the original DVD release, including commentaries and deleted scenes.

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    The battle to overthrow the Observers begins in the 5th and final season of Fringe (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), as Walter Bishop and the Fringe team race to decipher the clues necessary to reclaim the Earth. Bonus materials include audio commentary, featurettes, the 2012 Comic-Con panel, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    You have to dig through a lot of reality show crud in order to see them still operating under their name, but when something like the wonderful WWII From Space (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) comes along – in which the conflict is presented from a satellite-eye view, allowing for greater context – it makes me lament the History Channel’s recent focus on all of the substandard programming that hides documentaries like this.

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    Well, the best I can say about Jack Reacher (Paramount, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is that it’s another in the long line of recent Tom Cruise actioners, filled with high-octane actiony action in which Cruise plays an ex-military investigator tasked with solving a crime… with ACTION. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a clutch of featurettes.

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    You’ve got Brainiac, the miniature Kryptonian city of Kandor, and Supergirl in the latest DC Universe Animated movie Superman: Unbound (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP), which also sports a couple of featurettes, bonus cartoons, a preview of Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, and is guaranteed to be better than Zack Snyder’s Man Of Steel.

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    What’s great about the Guillermo del Toro-produced Mama (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) is that it’s a horror film that depends on genuine shocks rather than gristle and gore, weaving its disquieting tale into a masterful psychological ride. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, the original short it was based on, a featurette, and deleted scenes.

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    With Baz Luhrmann’s big screen adaptation hitting screens, now’s the perfect time to partake of the BBC’s documentary The Great Gatsby: Midnight In Manhattan (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which looks at the troubled genius behind the novel, author F. Scott Fitzgerald.

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    In a bizarro move facilitated by the odd way in which the BBC once treated the creation of characters for Doctor Who, the character of K-9 is a free agent, which allowed for the creation of a kid’s show titled, appropriately enough, K-9 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.97 SRP), which brings the robotic dog to a late 21st-century London now ruled by aliens, where he aids a group of kids in their rebellion against the government. Bonus materials include a making-of documentary and an interview with the star himself.

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    CBS continues to roll out their classic TV westerns, wrapping up the adventures of Paladin with the final season of Have Gun Will Travel (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), and the eighth season of Gunsmoke (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). They’re also dropping the complete miniseries adaptation of James A. Michener’s epic Texas (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP).

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    And hey, for this week’s soundtrack releases, we’ve got E.C. Woodley’s score to Antiviral (Lakeshore Records, $9.99 SRP), and pianist Joohyun Park performing The Film Music Of Michael Nyman (BSX Records, $19.19 SRP).

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    You can never have too much Doctor Who tat in your life, and with that in mind, you can chase the Doctor with the blind-boxed Doctor Who Titans Vinyl Figures ($13.99 SRP each). With 16 different characters including The Doctor, Cybermen, Daleks, Silurians, the TARDIS and chase figures, that’s a whole lot of box opening.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 12/10/10: Bionic Bigfoot

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    They rebuilt him… Better… Stronger… Faster… And now, after an interminably long wait, The Six Million Dollar Man (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$239.95) has finally arrived on DVD. As if that weren’t enough, Time Life has delivered the complete 5-season run in one massive set, which includes all 3 pilot films, all 3 reunion films, the Bionic Woman crossover episodes, newly-recorded cast interviews, and alternate syndication edits of the pilots. All in all, it’s 40 discs worth of bionic fun… So plenty to keep you occupied during the long winter ahead.

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    As a child in the early 80’s I remember the magical joy of coloring pieces of thin plastic that, when cut out and put in the oven, would shrink and thicken into tiny little 2-D plastic figurines. Yes, I’m speaking of Shrinky Dinks ($4.99), and thanks to the fine folks at Thinkgeek, I’m able to introduce my nephews to the joy of heat-shrinky plastic.

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    In the mid-60’s, a trio of producers named Bob Rafelson, Bert Schneider, and Steve Blauner stepped from the surging counterculture and into the mainstream conservative milieu of Hollywood and crafted a definitive TV property with the manufactured pop band/TV show The Monkees. Seeking to move into films, they developed a decidedly unorthodox film for The Monkees written by good friend and Corman regular Jack Nicholson. After it bombed miserably, they hit paydirt with an era-defining film – Easy Rider. High definition version of both those films – plus the rest of their output (Five Easy Pieces, Drive, He Said, A Safe Place, The Last Picture Show, & The King Of Marvin Gardens) – in the box set America Lost & Found: The BBS Story (Criterion, Not Rated/Rated R, Blu-Ray-$124.95 SRP). In addition to the remastered films themselves, the set includes audio commentaries, documentaries, screen tests, outtakes, interviews, TV/radio spots, trailers, and a collectible booklet.

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    For decades, Fritz Lang’s silent masterpiece – a visual and conceptual feast that his inspired scores of filmmakers – has been a fractured film, with whole chunks of footage and sequences that were in the debut cut deemed lost forever. Well, never say never, as recent discoveries have allowed the fine folks at Kino to assemble the complete Metropolis (Kino, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), which they are making available in high definition. The print quality on some of the formerly lost material doesn’t quite match the sparkling extant footage, but that in no way negates the wonder of watching the film as it was intended to be seen, particularly after all these years. Bonus materials include a recording of the original score, a 50-minute documentary, an interview with the curator of the Buenos Airen museum where the footage was found, and the 2010 re-release trailer.

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    Earlier this year, Kino also began releasing its extensive Buster Keaton collection in high definition, with the result being a trio of must-have releases for any aficionado of cinematic comedy – Steamboat Bill Jr., The General, and a double-feature of Sherlock Jr. & Three Ages (Kino, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP each). All four feature multiple score choices, featurettes, intros, and more.

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    When HBO’s brilliantly dark western Deadwood began its first season, the time period within the series was only a few weeks following the massacre of Custer’s troops in 1876. Into the lawless South Dakotan town rode two men – one a bitter ex-lawman, and the other a man looking to start a new life – and both ran afoul of the local heavy who owns half the town. What followed was an epic drama of operatic heights, and one you can watch in its entirety in high definition with Deadwood: The Complete Series (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$209.98 SRP). The 13-disc set features all 36 episodes, audio commentaries, featurettes, interviews, and an exclusive bonus disc with creator David Milch discussing the season’s conclusion, a historical featurette on the real Deadwood, a Q&A with the cast & creative team, the Al Swearengen audition reel, and a 360-degree tour of Deadwood.

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    Your perennial holiday viewing just got a high definition upgrade with the Blu-Ray release of The Original Christmas Classics box set (Classic Media, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$44.95 SRP), featuring the Rankin Bass specials Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, Frosty The Snowman, and Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town. Yes, you know you’ll be getting this.

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    Killing time between now and when the globe-trotting Cars 2 comes out next summer? Well, you can dip into brand new adventures featuring everyone’s favorite hillbilly tow truck in Cars Toon: Mater’s Tall Tales (Walt Disney, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), which features 9 short subjects, plus intros, featurettes, and more.

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    The complete runs of both the classic Batman and Superman animated series have already made their debut as box sets, as well as Justice League, so the last to get the treatment arrives with Batman Beyond: The Complete Series (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$99.98 SRP). The 9-disc set contains all 52 episodes, plus commentaries, retrospectives, a collector’s booklet, and a bonus disc with the documentary Secret Origin: The Story Of DC Comics and a trio of new featurettes.

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    It’s not really a brilliant series, but Gerry Anderson’s Space: 1999 (A&E, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$99.95 SRP) is one of those canon sci-fi series that everyone should see at least once, even if you might walk away wondering what all of the fuss is about. It does look better than ever in high definition, as you can now watch via the complete 1st season set, containing 24 episodes plus loads of bonus material, including commentaries, featurettes, documentaries, interviews, and much more.

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    It’s certainly not as well-known or well-loved as shows like Space: 1999 or Thunderbirds, but completionists are sure to rejoice at the arrival of Gerry Anderson’s Space Precinct (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) on DVD, even if it plays like a low budget Alien Nation.

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    As the little Fockers will be making their way to the big screen shortly, it makes sense that Blu-Rays of Meet The Parents and Meet The Fockers (Universal, Rated PG-13, Bly-Ray-$26.98 SRP each are making their way to shelves, both of which contain featurettes, deleted scenes, audio commentaries, and outtakes.

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    We’re now into the second season, and I’ve pretty much written off Parks And Recreation (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) as an awkward, failed comedy that still hasn’t discovered what it wants to be, outside of another Office. Which is a shame, because the cast deserves so much better. The 4-disc set contains all 24 episodes, plus deleted scenes, featurettes, and bloopers.

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    Most people think of Romeo + Juliet or Moulin Rouge when they think of Baz Luhrmann and over look the dance-happy Strictly Ballroom (Miramax, Rated PG, DVD-$19.99 SRP), but it’s actually his most straightforward and watchable. Bonus materials on the new special edition include an audio commentary, featurettes, and a deleted scene.

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    It’s been a long string of single-disc releases leading up to the release of Spongebob Squarepants: Season 6 Part 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), whose 2 discs contain 23 episodes, featurettes, and shorts. So yes, your kids can be fully immersed in Spongebob this holiday season.

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    Beginning after his emigration to the Big Apple in 1971, Lennon NYC (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP) looks at the new, post-Beatles life John Lennon forged for himself as a husband and a father, making music infrequently. Packed with rare footage and new interviews with Yoko, Elton John, David Geffen, and more, it’s a unique look at an artist in the city he came to love.

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    The Warner Archive has decided to celebrate the holidays be bringing together the holiday episodes of everything from The Courtship Of Eddie’s Father and Alice to Mama’s Family and Dr. Kildare in the Classic TV Christmas Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.95). The 4-disc set contains 10 episodes total.

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    The Warner Archive Collection continues to release titles no sane fan would ever think they’d eventually get their hands on, and I’d say the complete animated spin-off of The Dukes Of HazzardThe Dukes (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.95). The 4-disc set contains all 20 episodes.

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    In an attempt to further turn themselves into Spike, the History Channel’s Human Weapon (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.95 SRP) pairs a martial artist and an ex-football player on a journey to learn different forms of combat, from karate to stickfighting, while also journeying across the globe and manhandling relics. Oh, and there’s CGI! The set contains all 16 first season episodes.

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    I’ve become less and less interested in seeing Tom Cruise on screen in recent years, and was hoping that the True Lies-esque bit of a blast thrill ride Knight And Day (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) would win me back over, but instead I got an amiable enough actioner about a small toen girl (Cameron Diaz) who gets mixed up with a fugitive super-spy (guess who) that leaves practically no impression after it’s over. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes.

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    After Santa and his canine BFF travel to New York and the big man loses his memory, it’s up to the doggie to make sure Christmas is achieved in the saccharine sweet The Search For Santa Paws (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). Well, I’m sure the kids will eat it up… Or at least be babysat by it. Bonus materials include a featurette, a music video, and a the standard DVD.

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    You know how long it’s been since Rush Hour (New Line, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP) – the action flick that made household names out of Jackie Chan & Chris Tucker – came out? Long enough that there’s a blurb from both Ebert and Siskel on the cover of this new high definition release. Doesn’t seem like it should be that long ago, does it? Well, here it is, sporting audio commentaries, featurettes, music videos, a trailer, and more.

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    For every surprisingly enjoyable bad idea like Pirates of the Caribbean comes a misfire dud like The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which takes How To Train Your Dragon’s Jay Baruchel and makes him the new apprentice to sorcerer Nicolas Cage, who’s channeling both Keanu Reeves’ Neo and a drunken drifter. I’m sure you’ll eventually catch this film on cable, entirely by accident, and when you do – you might want to change the channel. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, outtakes, and more.

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    Real-life lovers Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have gone down the path of many actor couples by immortalizing their relationship as an onscreen duo, with their particular vehicle being Going The Distance (New Line, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), about a bicoastal pair of lovers who decide to make a go of their long distance relationship after a summer fling in New York City. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    Rob Reiner shoots straight down the middle with his amiable adaptation of young love novel Flipped (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), about a pair of 7th graders who are coming to realize that they love each other in a “destined to” kind of way – Well, actually, the girl knew since second grade, but through a twisty path, the boy comes to fall for her as well. Bonus materials include behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    It’s no Ben 10, but Cartoon Network’s Generator Rex (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is certainly constructed to try and hit all of the same buttons with the kids, right down to a super-powered kid – in this case, a 15-year-old boy/weapon made of nanites – fighting the big bad world. The 2-disc set contains 9 episodes.

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    Part of me cringes to say this, but I’ve begun to think that YouTube sensation Fred Figglehorn is this young generation’s Pee Wee Herman, particularly after seeing the feature-length Fred: The Movie (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which finds the gratingly-voiced teen attempting to find his former-neighbor-but-just-moved-to-a-new-house crush, Judy, while avoiding neighbor bully Kevin. It’s not nearly as funny or polished as Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, but it does play to the a lot of the same absurdist man-child qualities. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and more.

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    As always, it’s rather pointless to criticize the Twilight movies, as the rabid, massive audience care’s not what anyone has to say about their beloved pap-fest, and the same rule applies to Eclipse (Summit, Rated PG-13, DVD-$26.99 SRP), which features more shirtless wonder for teens and 40-somethings. The 2-disc set contains audio commentaries, a 6-part making-of documentary, deleted/extended scenes, music videos, and a photo gallery.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/21/10: We All Love You Gamera!

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    While the MST3K version is still near and dear to my heart, it is fun to see the restored original Gamera: The Giant Monster (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP) in its DVD debut, sporting an audio commentary and a retrospective featurette. It’s a giant turtle, for criminy’s sake!

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    Matt Smith’s tenure as the new Doctor on Doctor Who isn’t the only change that producer Steven Moffat has wrought – there’s also a brand new Sonic Screwdriver ($25.99). Gone is the rather plain blue-tipped model, replaced by a spring-loaded, green-tipped contraption with a LED light and sounds.

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    One of the things I eagerly await is the arrival of a new volume of classic Charlie Brown & co., and The Complete Peanuts: 1975 to 1976 (Fantagraphics, $28.99 SRP) certainly doesn’t disappoint. In fact, if anything, things go a bit surreal, which Robert Smigel points out in his introduction. This also marks the halfway point in these collected volumes.

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    You know what other book always delights me when it arrives? A new installment in the wonderfully awkward misadventures of dim-witted detective Frank Burly, courtesy of author John Swartzwelder (writer of 59 episodes of The Simpsons). The latest is The Last Detective Alive (Kennydale Books, $15,95), and I suggest you pick it up at the same time you pick up the previous 6. Right now. Go on… I’ll be waiting for you. Seriously… Go. I’ll be here. Go get those books.

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    There’ve been plenty of young actresses tackling vintage royalty in recent years, but a gold crown to Emily Blunt’s portrayal of a young Queen Victoria in the appropriately named The Young Victoria (Sony, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP), which finds the inexperienced young monarch asserting her control while falling head over heels for Prince Albert. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted/extended scenes.

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    There’s many a stand-up release that comes down the pike where I merely shrug my shoulders and say, “Eh.” And then there’s the new release from Reggie Watts, Why $#!+ So Crazy? (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD/CD-$15.95 SRP), which is like a laugh-out-loud reminder of what stand-up should be all about. You know… Funny.

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    With The Spy Next Door (Lionsgate, Rated PG, DVD-$29.95 SRP), Jackie Chan has been converted into a toothless family film star, a fate that befell The Rock just a few short years ago. In this flick, Chan plays a spy. Who lives next door. And baby-sits he neighbor kids. And stuff happens. Bonus features include a pair of featurettes and a blooper reel.

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    It’s by no means a bad film – in fact, Invictus (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is actually a rather rousing tale of Nelson Mandela’s plan to bring together the fractured post-Apartheid South Africa via the country’s rugby team, captained by Matt Damon. Morgan Freeman is a stirring Mandela, but there’s something about the film that feels very by-the-numbers/Rudy-esque. Bonus materials include picture-in-picture commentary, a trio of featurettes, and the theatrical trailer.

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    I still haven’t figured out what I think of The Jeff Dunham Show (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) and the titular man behind its puppet co-stars. The materials can be crass and a bit too Carlos Mencia for my tastes. Bonus materials include an unaired sketch, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and a blooper reel.

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    A trio of cryogenically frozen astronauts return to an asteroid-devastated, rough-and-tumble post-apocalyptic Earth 150 years in the future in Gene Roddenberry’s Strange New World (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.95), the latest vault release from the Warner Archive Collection. Hey, it stars John Saxon!

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    What doe Tom Selleck, Yul Brynner, Leonard Nimoy, and Sam Elliott have in common? They all star in at least one of the three movies contained in Warners Louis L’Amour Western Collection (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which contains The Sacketts, Catlow, & Conagher.

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    If you were to make the It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World of romantic films, it would be director Garry Marshall’s Valentine’s Day (New Line, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which throws dozens of actors into a slew of plots that all hang together into some kind of narrative collage dealing with love and the titular holiday. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and a blooper reel.

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    You know the Warner Archive is dedicated to fulfilling every obscure nostalgic wish when they release Kid ‘N Play’s Class Act (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.95). Yes – you heard me right. So all of those fans of HBO-friendly comedy and impossibly tall hair now have a purchase to make.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 1/16/09: Franken-Flicks

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    Many have wondered why some of the flicks being tackled by the folks at Cinematic Titanic weren’t addressed during their Mystery Science Theater run. Personally, I’m glad they weren’t – because it would deprive us of the top notch, stellar writing that a fully engaged and broken in Cinematic Titanic is now giving viewers, which comes from years of additional experience. It’s as if movie riffing has gone Bionic, and they’ve got full kung-fu grip, to boot. If you don’t believe me, check out their latest offering – a wretched waste of celluloid called Frankenstein’s Castle Of Freaks (Cinema Titan, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99). GET IT ALREADY!

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    Kick off the new year in a classy way with a pair of new special editions featuring Audrey Hepburn’s legendary star turns in Breakfast At Tiffany’s and Funny Face (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP each). The 2-disc editions feature audio commentaries, retrospective featurettes, galleries, and the original theatrical trailers.

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    With all of the stuff that comes in for feature in the shopping guide, being able to take good photos of said collectibles is definitely a plus. The best way to get a good photo is to construct a light box… But who has the time for that? That’s right – none of us. So your best bet is to pick up the handy Portable Photo Studio ($49.99) from ThinkGeek, which has everything you need to take perfect pics – a collapsible lightbox (16″ cubed), 2 tabletop 35 watt photo lights, a tripod, and a nylon carrier for it all. Does that make your life easier?

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    The UK Channel 4 series Skins (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) makes American shows featuring teenagers – your Gossip Girl or your 90210 – look woefully manufactured. In fact, its edgy storylines are often considered too frank, but there’s no doubt it’s compelling, well-acted drama. Pick up the first season and check it out for yourself. The 3-disc set features video diaries and ancillary storylines.

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    As with most of these documentaries, there’s much to find fault with in so sweeping a project as Make ‘Em Laugh (Rhino, Not Rated, DVD-$34.95 SRP) – which attempts to chronicle over one hundred years of American comedy and the comedians that crafted it. Even at 6 hours, there’s much that’s barely touched upon, and much that will surely evoke debate over its inclusion or the amount of attention it receives. Still, it’s a fascinating watch.

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    Never ones to let a re-release go un-re-released, The Weinstein Company dusts off Jackie Chan’s Supercop (Genius, Rated R, DVD-$19.99 SRP) for a brand new 2-disc special edition. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and interviews with Jackie, Michelle Yeoh, director Stanley Tong, and Jackie’s bodyguard/training partner/co-star.

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    Relive all of the absurdity found in each in every episode of Walker, Texas Ranger: The Complete Sixth Season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), as Chuck Norris Chuck Norrises everything in sight. The 5-disc set features all 23 episodes.

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    You know that Blu-Ray has finally arrived as a format when you can purchase a snazzy, high definition copy of a cinema classic like Caligula (Image, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP). Looking better than ever, the 2-disc edition features not only the high-definition discs, but also the standard def. Bonus features include audio commentaries, deleted/alternate scenes, video interviews, a making-of documentary, photographs, trailers, and more.

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    I had high hopes for Little Britain USA (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) – Matt Lucas and David Walliams transfer of their popular UK sketch series to Yankee shores. Unfortunately, it seems more often than not they went for the easy joke or the tired character, missing all of the fun and excitement that made the first series of the UK run such a delight. Now, it’s just tired panto – which is a shame, since Lucas and Walliams are gifted, every funny performers. Maybe it’s time for them to leave Little Britain behind and try something new. The 2-duisc set features all 6 episodes, plus audio commentaries, a making-of featurette, deleted scenes, a character playlist, and bloopers.

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    There’s a turgidness to director (and co-writer) Ed Harris’s western Appaloosa (New Line, Rated R, DVD-$28.98 SRP). Based on Robert Parker’s novel, it stars Harris and Viggo Mortensen as a pair of lawmen-for-hire buddies who try to bring a murderer (Jeremy Irons) to justice but have their relationship complicated – and their lives put in danger – by that oldest of distractions, a woman (Renee Zellweger). It should have punch and bite, but it plays more like a 3rd rated Deadwood. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a quartet of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    The residents of the Springfield Retirement Castle will be delighted with the arrival of the complete second season of Andy Griffith’s top flight southern lawyer, Matlock (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). The 6-disc set features all 23 episodes, plus alternate endings for the episode “The Hucksters”.

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    Mysterious abound as we plow through the quartet of episodes features in the second volume of Ben 10: Alien Force (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). The disc also contains a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    The third installment is on the way, which means you can now partake of both of the previous installments of Kate Beckisndale doing something or another in both Underworld & Underworld: Evolution (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$19.94 SRP). Bonus features include commentaries, featurettes, outtakes, a documentary, and music videos.

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    The classic tale of love & power gets a pretty decent update in Brideshead Revisited (Miramax, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.99 SRP), which very smartly brings in Emma Thompson… Because every project is made better with Emma Thompson. Bonus features include an audio commentary, a featurette, and deleted scenes.

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    Brad Garrett’s middling sitcom Til Death (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP) comes back for a second season, which also proves to be the start of a retooling year as it would be the last featuring the original concept of Eddie Kaye Thomas and Kat Foster as a young couple “mentored” by the long-married Garrett and Joely Fisher. The 2-disc set features all 18 episodes, plus a look at Garrett’s pre-show antics and a blooper reel.

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    In the era of elevated morons like Joe the Plumber, a film like Swing Vote (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.99 SRP) – wherein an average slub (Kevin Costner) holds the deciding vote in the presidential election – is somewhat more plausible than it should be. Regardless, it’s not a terribly good flick, and your time can probably be better spent darning socks. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a featurette.

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    They still insist on releasing the 80’s Alvin & The Chipmunks series in unsatisfying single-disc collections, the latest of which focuses on the boys female counterparts, The Chippettes (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$18.99 SRP). The DVD features 6 episodes starring the trio’s run-ins with the boys.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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