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May 16, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #43: Bombasticalifragilisticexpialidocious

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #43: Bombasticalifragilisticexpialidocious – Ken & Dana return for another decidedly odd episode, full of musical theater, beavers, Eddie Deezan, desperate pleas for work, Nick, Bowie and Bing, challenging Slash at the Viper Room, losing fingers, bulk shopping, mayo, taking a look into the listener mailbag, and heaping high praise upon the newly created Snydewich. Check out a pic and the recipe below…
[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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THE KEN P.D. SNYDEWICH
by Official Snydecast Chef Joel Roush

This sandwich is served hot, as I think we can all agree it must be. The two colors of meat, Genoa salami and roast beef, represent the two personalities of the Snydecast. I’ll leave it to you to decide who gets to be which meat.

The Plume sauce (the pink one) is a garlic mayonnaise flavored with grenadine and vanilla. Since Dana hates mayonnaise, I created a thick, flavorful vinaigrette made with roasted Vidalia onions, roasted garlic, and orange blossom honey that I’m calling Danagrette. The lettuce, tomatoes, and pickle spear are served on the side along with a ramekin of Plume sauce and a ramekin of Danagrette.

Served next to the ramekin of Danagrette are the Ken P.D. Snydechips, representing the action and rock & roll. I’ve created a spice mixture especially for these chips called Snydespice, which has a hot/sweet flavor. Add a glass of cold Bud Light (for Dana ““ or the adults) or a glass of cold Cherry-Vanilla Dr. Pepper (for Ken ““ or the kids) and serve.

Bon Appétit,

Joel (recipes follow)

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Ken P.D. Snydewich

2 slices Caraway rye bread or other flavorful, hearty bread; both slices buttered on one side

6 oz. Roast beef; shaved

3 oz. Genoa salami; shaved

2 Havarti cheese slices; thinly sliced

2 Lettuce leaves ““ placed on the side

2 Tomato slices ““ placed on the side

1 Dill pickle spear ““ placed on the side

2 oz. Plume sauce ““ in a ramekin placed on the side (recipe follows)

2 oz. Danagrette ““ in a ramekin placed on the side (recipe follows)

Generous serving of Ken P.D. Snydechips (recipe follows)

Heat a small skillet over medium heat. Place the roast beef and salami into a small dish and heat in the microwave for one minute. Assemble the sandwich in the heated skilled like so:

Bread (butter side down)
Havarti cheese
Hot beef
Hot salami
Havarti cheese
Bread (butter side up)

Check the first side of the sandwich after a few minutes. When it is toasted to your liking, carefully flip it over to the next side and toast it like the first side. When it’s done, transfer the sandwich to a cutting board, cut it in half and put in on your plate. The Plume sauce and Danagrette is presented on the side along with the lettuce, tomato, pickle, and Snydechips.

Plume sauce

½ c. Mayonnaise

2 tbs. Grenadine

½ tsp. Vanilla

1 tbs. Garlic powder

Pinch Kosher salt

Pinch Black pepper, freshly ground

Add all ingredients to a bowl and whisk together until mixture has a uniform pink color.

Danagrette

¼ c. Red wine vinegar

1 c. Extra-virgin olive oil

1 tbs. Dijon mustard

1 Garlic head, roasted

½ Vidalia onion, roasted

2 tbs. Orange blossom honey

Pinch Kosher salt

Pinch Black pepper, freshly ground

Add everything but the oil to a food processor. With the motor running, slowly drizzle the olive oil into the other ingredients until completely combined and the solids are significantly chopped.

Ken P.D. Snydechips

For the chips:

Peanut oil for frying

2 Yukon Gold potatoes, sliced paper-thin

For the Snydespice:

3 tbs. Kosher salt

1 tbs. Black pepper

1 tbs. Paprika

1 tbs. Sugar

2 tsp. Cayenne pepper

2 tsp. Garlic powder

1 tsp. Onion powder

Heat the oil to 325°F in a large, heavy pot. Carefully add the potato slices to the hot oil to prevent them from sticking together. Fry until golden-brown, approximately 2 minutes. Remove the chips from the oil and place on a paper towel-lined plate. Immediately dust the hot chips with the Snydespice.

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Weekend Shopping Guide 5/16/08: Spaced Out Panda Fu

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

First and foremost, take a moment to celebrate the glorious demise of the ill-conceived American version of Spaced with the news that this July brings the release with the original Britcom that put Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Jessica Hynes, and Edgar Wright on the geek map. Loaded with bonus features from not only the UK release, but also exclusive to the US edition, this is a must-have set. Keep an eye out at your favorite online retailer or DVD emporium.

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By the third season of Saturday Night Live (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$69.98 SRP), all of the classic cast was in place and running on all cylinders. The writers and performers knew exactly what the show was capable of doing, and the audience was right there with them. The clunker sketches were just as much a part of the “golden age” as they are today, but the successes have become institutions. Bonus materials this go round include the short film “Things We Did Last Summer” and a wardrobe test with John Belushi and Howard Shore.

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For years now, I’ve been reiterating that you should buy, post-haste, the comedic sci-fi novels of Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder. Every one so far has been a gem, and he’s managed to keep the plate spinning with his latest tale of slow-witted detective Frank Burly, Dead Men Scare Me Stupid (Kennydale Books, $15.95). If you still miss Douglas Adams, get this book. And the rest of them. Get them now, in fact. I’ll wait here for you… And then, together, we’ll eagerly await the next installment.

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With a new Indy flick in the offing, it was a foregone conclusion that we’d see some form of re-release on the original trilogy – and so we have with the Indiana Jones Adventure Collection (Paramount, Rated PG, $59.98 SRP). All three films sport the exact same prints prepared for the special editions a few years back. What’s unfortunate, though, is that despite a clutch of brand new featurettes and introductions, they somehow decided to remove the bonus fourth disc from the original set, which contained the in-depth documentaries and vintage featurettes. What the hell? I guess we’ll be seeing the proper special edition set at Christmastime, along with Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull.

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Cinema geeks rejoice! Universal has seen fit to collect 10 of their catalogue’s most genre-tastic titles into one box set – The Classic Sci-Fi Ultimate Collection: Volumes 1 & 2 (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). The flicks features in the set are Tarantula, The Mole People, The Incredible Shrinking Man, The Monolith Monsters, Monster On The Campus, Dr. Cyclops, Cult Of The Cobra, The Land Unknown, The Deadly Mantis, and The Leech Woman.

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As much as I liked the “official” history found in the deluxe tome To Infinity And Beyond, it’s nice to have a complementary, unauthorized book about the early days and rise of Pixar to balance out the picture, and David Price’s The Pixar Touch (Knopf, $27.95 SRP) fills that desire perfectly.

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The movie’s not yet in theaters, but everything I’ve seen of Kung Fu Panda has made me keen to do so. It’s taken awhile for rival studios that the way to fight Pixar is not to make knock-off Pixar flicks, but to realize the same thing that Warners did in their heyday – leave the heart to Disney and focus on the comedy instead. If you want to whet your appetite for this flick, look no further than The Art Of Kung Fu Panda (Insight Editions, $45.00 SRP), a lavish behind-the-scenes look packed with artwork and interviews, and featuring a preface from star Jack Black. My only regret, after seeing all of the beautiful, stylish 2-D design work, is that this is a CG film rather tan traditional animation.

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I wasn’t alive to experience firsthand growing up in the 50’s, but I’m certainly aware of the shows and celebrities that made up the pop culture diet of that generation. If you’re as interested as I am in that period, you’ve got to get yourself a copy of Hiya, Kids!! A 50’s Saturday Morning (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP). The 4-disc set is packed to the brim with episodes from the shows that shaped early kiddie TV – Howdy Doody, Kukla, Fran And Ollie, Lassie, The Paul Winchell Show, Winky Dink And You (one of my mother’s favorites), Juvenile Jury, Time For Beany, Sky King, The Pinky Lee Show, Flash Gordon, and more. Get this.

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It’s been 10 years since the passing of the Chairman of the Board, and Warners has seen fit to celebrate his passing with a quartet of box sets celebrating Frank Sinatra’s cinematic legacy – The Early Years, The Golden Years, The Frank Sinatra & Gene Kelly Collection, and The Rat Pack Ultimate Collector’s Edition (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP each). Frank Sinatra: The Early Years features Double Dynamite, Higher and Higher, Step Lively, It Happened in Brooklyn, and The Kissing Bandit. Frank Sinatra: The Golden Years features The Man with the Golden Arm, None But The Brave, Some Came Running, The Tender Trap, and Marriage on the Rocks. The Frank Sinatra & Gene Kelly Collection features On the Town, Take Me Out To The Ballgame and Anchors Aweigh. Finally, The Rat Pack Ultimate Collector’s Edition sports Robin and the Seven Hoods, Ocean’s Eleven, 4 For Texas, and Sergeants 3. All of the sets contain a boat load of special features, including featurettes, trailers, documentaries, and more.

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Everyone’s favorite sleuthing antiquities dealer returns in the complete third season of Lovejoy (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$69.98 SRP), starring Ian McShane as the titular gumshoe. The 4-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus the third part of McShane’s retrospective interview, as well as Alan Titchmarsh interviewing McShane.

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It’s not like I would have paid to see it in the theater, but Mad Money (Anchor Bay, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.97 SRP) is an amiable little heist flick, about a trio of women (Diane Keaton, Katie Holmes, and Queen Latifah) who decide to steal a boat load of money earmarked for disposal at the Federal Reserve. Would you believe that things get complicated? Bonus features include an audio commentary, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and the theatrical trailer.

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The fourth season of Mission: Impossible (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) finds Leonard Nimoy joining the show as master magician Paris, joining Jim Phelps (Peter Graves), Barney Collier (Greg Morris), and Willy Armitage (Peter Lupus) on fantastical missions full of hi-tech gadgetry. The 7-disc set features all 26 episodes, but still no bonus materials.

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Just when my nephews have nearly burned out the previous release, along comes The Backyardigans: High Flying Adventures! (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) to appease their insatiable appetite. The disc features a quartet of episodes, plus a pair of music videos.

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One of my nephews is fast approaching the one-year mark, and getting him to sleep is quite a feat with all that teething going on. We’ve found that a big help in the seemingly never-ending battle is Nickelodeon’s Sleepytime Stories (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). As the title suggests, it’s a collection of cartoons geared towards getting your little one to sleep. Also available is a companion CD, Sleepytime Lullabies (Nick Records, $ SRP).

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The off-color puppets are back with The Passion Of Greg The Bunny: Best Of The Film Parodies Volume 2 (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) – jam-packed with a slew of new star-studded interplay and cinema take-offs. Bonus materials include deleted scenes & outtakes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, the reunion special, audio commentary, a gag reel, webisodes, and more.

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Have you ever picked up a book and thought “This is an idea that was a long-time coming…”? I thought that very thing when I thumbed through Band ID: The Ultimate Book Of Band Logos (Chronicle Books, $40.00 SRP). Within its sturdy cover, there lurks 1,000 of the most iconic band logo designs ever to grace drum kits, album covers, and t-shirts – everything from The Beatles to Snoop Dogg. Pick it up and see if you don’t get hooked – and wonder why Black Sabbath needed so many damn logos.

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You’ll weep, you’ll awww, you’ll get plenty of points from your significant other if you pick her up a copy of the new Bridges Of Madison County (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP), featuring an audio commentary, a making-of featurette, a music video, and the theatrical trailer.

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Like According To Jim, Two And A Half Men (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP) is certainly not appointment viewing, but if it’s all that’s one, it certainly isn’t painful to watch. It just sort of exists in a marginal comedic limbo… And that’s fine with me. Every generation needs its Coach and Wings. The 4-disc set features all 24 episodes, plus a gag reel.

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Surprisingly enough, Sean Combs acquitted himself quite well in last year’s TV adaptation of A Raisin In The Sun (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.94 SRP). See for yourself with the special edition DVD, containing an audio commentary and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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One of those programs that will always grab my attention if insomnia or boredom has me scanning channels at 4 in the morning is anything with forensic examiner Dr. Michael Baden. An all-new edition of Autopsy: Postmortem with Dr. Michael Baden (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is now available on DVD, packed with more stories of forensic detective work that put C.S.I. to shame.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Trailer Park: There Are No Nudie/Pastie Shots Of Megan Fox In This Article.

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By Christopher Stipp

The Archives, Right Here

I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

“And I’d like to state, for the record, right now – I love pornography. Love it. I have tapes that are pure fucking art, I’m telling ya. People fucking, sucking, every imaginable position, the finest looking women, fucking, sucking – I love it…That is one of my big fears in life, that I’m gonna die, you know, and my parents are gonna come to clean out my apartment, find that porno wing I’ve been adding onto for years. There’ll be two funerals that day. I can see my mom going through my stuff. ‘Look, honey, here’s Bill when he was a Cub scout. Look at how cute my baby is. His little short pants, his little hat. Look how cute my baby was. I wonder what’s in this box over here. ‘Rear Entry’, Volumes One through Forty?’ Eeeeerrrr, CRASH! The only guy going through the gates of Heaven with his mom spanking him.”

-Bill Hicks, Relentless, 1991

One of the smaller victories this week came in the form of the recently updated Archives in which I finally carried over all the remaining articles from my Movie Poop Shoot days (cue Wonder Years theme song and a single halcyon induced tear down my face) to this hopefully last stand at Quick Stop. Now you can mindlessly and needlessly check up on the past 4+ years worth of material I have been churning out.

I did wonder, though, as I was compiling all this crap together: Is any of this any good, really? Would someone have paid me for it, save for the outlandish idea of writing an entire weekly column to movie trailers, looking back on it? Since it frightened me too much to think about it too long I pressed on in my weekend and caught two films which don’t need me to review any more than the hundreds of articles already written on them. However, I do have this piece of advice for anyone thinking about taking Mom and Dad to the movies…and which subsequently dovetails nicely with the above quote…

Do NOT take anyone who was responsible for your baby batter to see FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL unless you want to be very uncomfortable as I was where there was copious and obnoxiously needless nudity.

I admit it. It was my fault. It was so my fault. I knew you’d see Jason Segel’s wang in full frontal fury but, Goddamn, by the time you were introduced to Jack McBrayer’s perverted world where the comedy really isn’t funny as it is just an excuse to have extended moments where you’re not sure if it’s supposed to be amusing or not; there are shots that linger way too long on this religious couple. Now, I could be wrong as having my mother sitting close by me genuinely triggered something biological in me which I don’t yet fully understand.

As well, I had a professor in college who taught a writing course and one of the lessons he really drove home to me was when you had a script/story/whatever in front of you there has to come a time when you go back and weigh each word, each moment with equal parts scrutiny and decision about whether it adds to the overall thrust of the story. Jason’s choices of what he chose to keep in the film and the pieces/moments which just felt like unnecessary filler happened more than once.

It could have been embarrassment but since I was more interested in trying to comprehend why many a critic has put this on their list of favorites for the year. I’m not a prude, and I always feel more nudity in films is a good thing for all involved, but apart from moments when you were wondering whether seeing Jason’s cock was really necessary to make things “funnier”, the ending was predictable, Bill Hader was all but a waste, the conceit was glaringly pedantic and plodding and I’m not sure if anyone else but Apatow was connected with the production of this film whether this film could have risen above the spec stage but it sure doesn’t feel like a film that deserves the attention it has received.

In other news, I saw IRON MAN. And, beside the soul-crushing, generic sounding a-chords that were used in all the fight sequences, it actually deserved the money it took from me. Loved it.

Ray also saw it and his review will appear at the end of the article. You’ve got to check out the way he words his passion for this film.

STEP BROTHERS (2008)

Director: Adam McKay
Cast: Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Mary Steenburgen, Richard Jenkins
Release:
July 25, 2008
Synopsis: Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, who last teamed in the box-office smash Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, now star in Step Brothers, directed by Adam McKay (Talladega Nights). In Step Brothers, Ferrell plays Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old who lives with his mother, Nancy (Mary Steenburgen). Reilly plays Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old who lives with his father, Robert (Richard Jenkins). When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

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Prognosis: Negative. I don’t know if this is supposed to be funny or if this is supposed to be a bizarre take on the trailer process in general, thus it may be too highfalutin for my pleebian brain, but this trailer is kinda horrible.

Actually, it’s a whole lot of terrible.

Based on the mediocre, 1st weekend success of SEMI-PRO you would think there would be some kind of call to quality control for these Ferrell flicks. True, he did not pair up with comedic stalwart Adam McKay and there is the very real feeling in many circles that this could be the reason why the film didn’t represent as well as it should have, that STEP BROTHERS is going to be the real deal but I don’t see any evidence of that here. In fact I would go on to assert that what you have in this trailer is a bizarre sequence of scenes that are neither funny nor appeal to the grown fratboys who flock to these films like Adam Sandler’s aging base has been so solid in doing.

The opening moments of the trailer encapsulate everything I’m about to dissect. We have a moment of introduction for these two grown men, Brennan and Dale, but the musical bed “North American Scum” by LCD Soundsystem is absolutely the wrong choice. Yeah, it feels all kinds of “edgy” in the way that suits hate but I hate it too. It’s trying to ape those certain qualities of irreverence that made NAPOLEON DYNAMITE such an individualistic coup. I’m assuming we’re all supposed to be fawning over the brilliance of the opening but it doesn’t get any better when we move in to the 26th second of the trailer to get what this movie is about.

These two guys have to live with one another? Will telling his stepbrother how much he wants to beat the other up when he falls asleep? The ubiquitous line in the sand where Reilly yells at Will to never touch his drums is a pathetic segue into something, again, that’s supposed to be funny but with Will shirtless (can he go for one movie where he’s not naked in the promotional material?) banging the drums the payoff just isn’t worth it.

I will concede that the quick clips of the two of them fighting and making up, the moment where Reilly is dumped into a shallow grave is a good one, and the realization that the two of them would have sex with John Stamos if they had to, are good. As is the scene with Will and John in an interview together, wearing tuxes no less, and Will goes on to berate the interviewer. These are the moments that would get me to see this film.

And, to heap a little more praise on this film, while I cannot get behind the idea that these guys can’t defend themselves against a phalanx of squat little kids I did enjoy seeing these two dudes build a bunk bed that was doomed. The visual setup and payoff for this gag was equal parts staged and funny.

I’m still of the belief, though, that this trailer suffers from an identity crisis. It tries to embed elements that will make it seem like it’s completely original but it fails to properly mesh mass populist comedy with giving us the wink and nudge to all of us who have been enjoying the strangeness of Ferrell’s and Reilly’s Funny or Die websidoes.
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS (2008)

Director: David Gordon Green
Cast: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Gary Cole, Rosie Perez, Danny McBride, Amber Heard
Release:
August 8, 2008
Synopsis: Next summer, the guys who brought you Superbad reunite for the action-comedy Pineapple Express. Lazy stoner Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) has only one reason to visit his equally lazy dealer Saul Silver (James Franco): to purchase weed, specifically, a rare new strain called Pineapple Express. But when Dale becomes the only witness to a murder by a crooked cop (Rosie Perez) and the city’s most dangerous drug lord (Gary Cole), he panics and dumps his roach of Pineapple Express at the scene. Dale now has another reason to visit Saul: to find out if the weed is so rare that it can be traced back to him. And it is. As Dale and Saul run for their lives, they quickly discover that they’re not suffering from weed-fueled paranoia; incredibly, the bad guys really are hot on their trail and trying to figure out the fastest way to kill them both. All aboard the Pineapple Express.

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Prognosis: Positive. There are a lot of things I didn’t like about the trailer for SUPERBAD, wonderful of a movie as it was, and KNOCKED UP, a miserable movie as it was.

The hackneyed approach to explaining comedy is that it’s the hardest content to try and produce but trying to make someone giggle or titter, if there is such a physical reaction, is an art form within the trailer genre. What KNOCKED and SUPER lacked in trying to convey its wittiness PINEAPPLE EXPRESS does it wonderfully.

The opening is what starts this trailer off on a splendid note. It’s such a minimalist intro that it almost made me worry about when the voice over was going to kick in. Normally I would take it as a bad sign if you were to begin a trailer with a Boom-Chicka-Bomb-Bomb type of noodling on the guitar but Seth is bloody brilliant in establishing his Everyman-ness. As he mutters “Cops, Cops, Cops” it’s apparent that the movie wants to keep Seth’s character in seemingly every film as a schlub.

Franco’s stoner is one that is much more engaging and funny to look at and it damn near reminds me of the last stoner I came to love with repeat viewings, Floyd from TRUE ROMANCE.

“A server, like a butler?”

These two seem like a good buddies and I believe it. I’m not prodded by some cards or some overpowering voiceover and instead of focusing on how completely high Saul is the two of them have chemistry with one another that I can buy. Further, as we really get into what is afoot with this film, we learn organically that this all has to do with Rogan’s witness to a murder, DIE HARD style, along with a seriously funny moment of him trying to flee the scene.

Cut to Seth flipping out with James and the game is afoot. In fact, one of the reasons why this trailer is so effective is that it just cuts through all the superfluous and needless hamming for the camera and gives us some real conflict. I happen to be a huge Craig Robinson fan and seeing him clap like a schoolgirl in anticipation of kicking some ass is a real treat.

I have to also give a hand to the inclusion of M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes” to set the funky events in motion as Seth and James start heading out of town to avoid being shot. One of the more curious shots, to wit, is of Rogen’s Super Fly Snooka move from the turnbuckle. He seems to be nearly flying down to capture his prey and it’s a real stand-out as this seems to show that this is more than just two potheads on the run; we’ve got ourselves some real violence to look forward to.

And Franco getting his foot stuck in the windshield of the cop car he’s commandeered? Priceless. Count me in, finally, in advance for a movie brought to me by the people who had a fist in the making of SUPERBAD.

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And now, from the warped, bent, broken and barely intact mind of Ray Schillaci…Reviews for IRON MAN, DEATH OF A GHOST HUNTER, SKID ROW and FLYBOYS

True Mettle Behind the Iron

Okay, while my cohort, Chris, made nice-nice to his wife and indulged her with the sub-par chick flick, “Made of Honor,” yours truly acted like a real man and ticked his spouse off. She insisted I get out of the house and take the kids with me. There was a method to my madness (rarely do you want to tick off a woman part Cherokee/Scottish descent) – with a busy weekend ahead of us, I wanted to catch “Iron Man” before anybody told me anything about it. And, I had little desire to suffer through another Patrick Dempsey pretty-boy flick with wife pining over him. I liked him better before the nose job.

Not only did I take my 8 and 14 year-old boys but I invited my 71 year-old hip dad as well. And, just as I predicted, IRON MAN entertained all. It has that whiz-bang-WoW factor that makes you feel like a kid again. There are two primary reasons for this, the canny (no pun intended – really) performance of Robert Downey Jr. and Jon Favreau’s love-of-comics directing.

Downey is as much IRON MAN as Harrison Ford was Indiana Jones or Sean Connery was James Bond. He is both funny, flippant, torn and driven as the son of a once famous industrialist. His portrayal as Tony Stark is spot on, perhaps even better than the original Marvel comic character himself. I was never a big Iron Man reader. I found Marvel’s Stark rather dull and obtuse. Besides that, there seemed to be far more interesting characters inhabiting the Marvel universe at the time. The only other one I could care less about was Thor – Shakespeare in super hero garb.

My interest heightened, as I got older, especially having seen a replica of IRON MAN encased in a glass cylinder at the once popular Marvel Super Hero Restaurant at Universal’s City Walk. As Marvel super heroes have been introduced to the big screen we can tell the difference between those who are just making another movie and those in love and respectful of the comic book world.

Favreau clearly tosses his ego aside and lays the groundwork for an updated story that does not tarnish the original work. If anything, he improves upon the legend and has us begging for more. There is no hidden agenda as of some comic book characters of late, nor is there any highly stylized romantic notions, which burdened “Superman Returns”. Also gone is any tongue-in-cheekiness that ruined the Shumacher directed Batman sequels. This is a straightforward telling with a master’s touch that transcends the audience into geek fandom with glee. It’s funny without being stupid or winking at us. The drama makes you cringe. And, the side note regarding responsibility of the proliferation of military technology is a good lesson shelled out.

I am not one to spell out a good story and ruin it with spoilers, especially one that is this enjoyable. There is such a glut of garbage entertainment out there that’s barely worth renting. This pre-summer blockbuster is so much better than its predecessors that it deserves multiple theatrical viewings. Even my dad walked out at the end and said, “That was made so well. They can make a bunch of those.” We just hope the assembly line continues the quality.

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Less Spills, Minor Chills

Sean Tretta, Phoenix Filmmaker (Producer/Director/Writer and so much more), better known for his torture porn straight to DVD outings The Last American Snuff Film and Death Factory: Bloodletting displays some restraint and maturity with Death of a Ghost Hunter. Not all of it works but it does elicit some unsettling chills. The introductions feel forced and amateurish. And, at times DGH feels derivative in so many ways that I will not bother counting them. The ghostly tale has even been told better till that damn religious hood/box is introduced to us. That little invention cooked up by writers Mike Marsh and Sean Tretta appears as if it stepped out of the mind of Clive Barker to torment the hell out of us and that’s when …Ghost Hunter takes off.

If only the acting was as good as that box. It’s passable with the exception of Lindsay Page who is downright annoying. She’s too obvious in everything she does. You can read her a mile away. In fact, ten minutes into the movie, I knew she would be the impetus of all evil to come our way. It may not be entirely her fault. Hers is a character taken out of so many Stephen King novels (The Mist, most recent), the religious zealot gone awry. That being said, the story goes from mundane to creepy, then surprisingly creepier only to have the ending disappoint.

The film unfolds as a popular “ghost hunter” Carter Simms joins three other people, a cameraman, a reporter and spiritual advocate, played by Page, to either prove or disprove a haunting. The usual readings and sightings ensue and midway through that hood/box shows up and has the tale take a twisted turn. That device is nearly as fascinating as the puzzle box introduced in the Hellraiser series.

Tretta displays efficiency with budget and story. Unfortunately, he may not be rewarded for his restraint, which may lead him back to the torture porn arena for the fast cash. Technically he can use some refinement but he does know how to elicit a sense of creepiness and he can be inventive at times. The movie is worth a rental for a fun spook fest. Not everybody will be thrilled with the end, but I’m one of those people that enjoyed the guilty pleasures of Death Tunnel even with a so-so ending. Call me and the audience at the Phoenix Film Festival gluttons for punishment.

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Scared Straight on Skid Row

Many years ago I had the unenviable task of being sent on location to downtown L.A. The area had been sectioned off for a shoot but that did not stop the residents from checking us out and letting us know we were invading their turf, which was not far from Skid Row. The place reeked of garbage, alcohol and urine. It was littered with beer cans and bottles; smut papers and magazines stuck together, half eaten food, and the human trash that occupied their favorite corners. It was an unsettling experience and I wanted get home as fast as possible and take a long hot shower afterwards.

The documentary, Skid Row, takes you where few have been and forces you to witness the ugly situation in a different light. This is not about answers nor is it a precautionary tale. Instead the producers and directors, Niva Dorell, Marshall Tyler and Ross Clarke, ask the viewers to take home a different perspective – these people are real with real problems that have never been addressed properly. Society has not only sectioned them off but has also cloaked them with invisibility. This documentary lifts the cloak and unveils the fragile and sad side of humanity. The fact is further hammered through the eyes of Pras Michel best known from the very successful hip-hop band The Fugees.

Pras accepts the unenviable task of living as a homeless person on Skid Row for nine days with nine dollars to his name followed by hidden cameras. Sometimes those cameras are not as well hidden which leads to uncomfortably dangerous situations. At first, this may sound like a bad realty show, but in fact it’s the type of realty that the general media shuns because it’s not considered harmless/mindless entertainment.

The documentary includes interviews with police and politicos but most genuine is the Director of Public Affairs for the Midnight Mission, Orlando Ward. His insight, heart and passion for what he does are nothing short of remarkable. Mr. Ward was once a resident of Skid Row and speaks from experience. The cameras may be following Pras but Mr. Ward is the turnkey of this jolting documentary. He draws you into the lives of these people and asks that you recognize them as human beings. If they come up to you and ask for money, he insists that ignoring them is far more damaging than denying them the change you may have in your pocket.

Pras discovers this early on and becomes resentful and glimpses what it’s like to be a non-person. This hip-hop star is thrown into the mix of prostitutes, drug dealers, addicts and people struggling just to survive the following day. This is a real life human drama in its darkest days. Writing about this does not do justice to living it like Pras or the rest of the residents on that 50 square block area in downtown Los Angeles.

The problems with Skid Row are exactly what make it such a powerhouse of raw emotions. The camera and sound work is all over the place at times but the options were few to capture the results of Pras’ odyssey. We are even treated to the problems with the hidden cameras and Pras. At one point, Pras takes us into an underground garage and has it out with the crew for not only endangering his life but possibly jeopardizing the whole shoot over a couple of not so discriminate shots.

The film reminds me of the famous 1980 documentary, Scared Straight, where convicts talked to troubled teens about prison life. That film changed a great many young lives for the better. It was shown in schools and aired during prime time for maximum effect. The same should be done with Skid Row. We, the audience, at the Phoenix Film Festival had to catch our breath after watching this powerful piece of work. When I relayed that to one of the producers, he hugged me and stated, “We can make a difference!” Yes, we can, if we address rather than ignore. See this film and have your young teens watch it with you. It will make a difference.

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Up, Up and Away

Before The Flyboys started, one of the producers mentioned that they had already shopped the film to the majors and were turned down flat. Their hopes were now relying on festivals and minor distributors. What a shame. This film is a crowd pleaser even with its problems, which are minor, compared to some of the major CGI-ridden junk out there. In fact, that may be the only reason why they were not picked up. Imagine a film relying on story and not a slew of CGI. Perhaps if they had thrown in an ogre and a lightening bolt or two, Fox and Walden Media would have nabbed it even if it were sleep inducing, which The Flyboys is not.

It dashes about making you laugh and cheer while reminding you what it was like to be young again. It resembles a real good episode of Spielberg’s Amazing Stories. In fact, there happens to be a big early Spielberg influence throughout the film. The small rural area, the kids, the good-hearted and bad adults – even the soaring musical score that takes us into the unfriendly skies.

The movie starts off likeable as a fatherless young boy, Kyle, moves into town and defends another bullied young boy, Jason, with humor and smart fighting skills. Kyle tries to teach Jason how to stick up for himself even when the odds are against you. The two become fast friends and enjoy taking secret rides in the air with Jason’s uncle who is a pilot at a small airfield. The story is pure joy until things take a turn for the worse when the two boys accidentally stow away aboard an airplane with drastic results.

Here is where the problem lies, after a good 30 minutes of fun we are suddenly knee-jerked into a back-story explaining why the boys should have never gone near the plane. It’s owned by likeable mobster played by Tom Sizemore and is eventually sabotaged by his likeable loser brother played by Stephen Baldwin. Wait a minute, likeable and mobster do they really go together? Well, it did with The Sopranos, and Sizemore gets away with it a lot better than Baldwin. Not to say Baldwin is bad. He just does not fit in the suit as well as Sizemore. Sizemore plays a range of emotions and is believable for the most part. But the whole gangster back-story feels forced for the first ten minutes or so. Once we realize how this will affect our two young heroes it becomes more engaging, and the audience ends up eating it up with its faults anyway. I must mention this film contains one of the most thrilling aerial sequences I have seen in years.

I wish I had taken my kids to The Flyboys because I know they would have loved it and overlooked its problems. Of course, this is not for the discriminate viewer who prefers foreign films and meat with their drama. Some may complain it’s too schmaltzy, too silly, not believable, but that did not stop the audience I was with from cheering and applauding every phoned in moment. It even dares to elicit a touching tear or two.

Looking back, I cannot tell you how much more I appreciated this movie over some of the horrible boring messes I have taken my kids to. Mobsters with a heart beat out regurgitated CGI and a confusing story any day of the viewing week. If you liked taking your kids to Goonies or Monster Squad then come on board with The Flyboys.

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May 15, 2008

Win MOONDANCE ALEXANDER on DVD!

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May 14, 2008

Win 27 DRESSES on DVD!

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Toy Box: Elvis is in da church!

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Mcfarlane toys has done plenty of music figures, but one of their more popular series has been Elvis. WIth about a half dozen versions of the world renowned singer under their belt, they’ve managed to capture quite a few of his classic looks.

The latest in the series is called Gospel Elvis. Now, this name is a bit of a lie, as it’s not based on him singing any actual gospel music. He sang the inspirational song If I Can Dream in a very gospel-like style…or so says the packaging insert. I don’t know, it seems a bit of a stretch to me, but I suppose they needed to come up with a name, and ‘white suit Elvis’ wasn’t as catchy.

“Gospel Elvis”

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Elvis is shipping soon to retailers, although online options are probably your best bet. Some stores like Hot Topic or FYE mght get him in, but I have some online suggestions at the end of the review. Expect to pay around $15, depending on the retailer.

Packaging – ***
The clamshells do their job, but I wish the look of the insert was a little more interesting. Still, the basic black with the lighted Elvis name does show off the white suit pretty well, and the give you the personalized description on the back.

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Sculpt – **1/2
Most of the McToys Elvis figures have been extremely well done. One disappointed me, but that was a fluke. Until now.

The Gospel Elvis has a reasonably dynamic and interesting pose, with the body and hands lending themselves to his emotional performance. The left hand is holding the microphone, which has a cord that runs down slightly longer than the ground. That means you can hide the enf of the cord conveinently.

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Of course, like most Nerd Hummels, you better like this pose because it’s the only one you’ll be getting. And while it’s acceptable, it just doesn’t have the visual impact of the Jailhose Rock set or the 68 Comeback figure.

The head sculpt is where it really falls off, however. Part of this is an issue with the sculpt itself, but I suspect part of it is due to the manufacturing process, where it appears that the figures are being pulled out of the mold too soon, allowing some deformation to occur.

And deformed he is. The right side of the face is smooshed a bit, looking a bit like Mild Stroke Elvis. The face also looks bloated, as though he’s retaining an awful lot of water. I don’t think this version is *quite* as off as the Blue Hawaii version, but they’re neck and neck down the stretch.

Elvis is in what McToys calls a six inch scale, and he will fit in fine size-wise with the other Elvis’.

Paint – **1/2
Unlike one of the McToys monsters, there’s not a lot of detailed paint work here. Some of it is extremely good, including the jewelry and the work around the mouth. Other areas though are a bit lacking, and they include the large sections like his suit. Mcfarlane often uses a slight wash or a dry brushing to give figures a gritty appearance. While i don’t think they actually used either technique on Elvis’ suit, the white has that dingy look to it, like old socks. I brightened the suit a little in the photo below to see if there was a big difference, and I think there is.

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My Elvis also has a weird lump on the right side of his face. I think it’s a clump of dirt or plastic in the paint, which is why I’m complaining…uh, mentioning it here.

Articulation – *1/2
There’s a cut neck, cut shoulders, cut wrists and a cut waist. But these joints are only there to make very minor adjustments to get him in his one true intended pose, not to get creative. If you know this is just a plastic statue going in, then you probably won’t mind, but I wouldn’t want the uninformed to be surprised. And if you don’t like the sculpted pose, I don’t want you to think there’s much you’re going to be able to do about it.

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Accessories – *1/2
The only true accessory is the small black display stand. It works fine, but it was a bit disappointing to see that there was no cardboard backdrop for it. The thin paper insert in the package has the red lit Elvis on the black background, but this is too thin for you to use with any success.

You can get him to stand without the base if you really work at it, but I wouldn’t suggest it. The others all have similar bases anyway, so using it when displaying them together makes the most sense.

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Value – **
At what seems to be an average price of $15, these guys have gone up much like everything else. Unfortunately, what you’re getting isn’t really worth the increase. Ten bucks would be great…even twelve would get you another half star here. Grab it at $13, which some stores have it at, and you’ll be a lot happier then at the average price.

Fun Factor – *1/2
Elvis figures aren’t intended to be toys – they’re Nerd Hummels. And I don’t think Hummels, old fart version or nerd version, are all that much ‘fun’. They should look nice on the shelf if they are to fulfill their purpose. Since I know this is a Nerd Hummel going in, I won’t be docking the figure overall any for a low score here, but it’s still worth talking about.

Things to Watch Out For –
Clearly, you’ll want to watch the paint to avoid getting an Elvis like mine, with the lump on his face. Otherwise, you’re probably going to get just about what you see.

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Overall – **1/2
Of the 7 Elvis figures in this scale so far, I think this one is tied for last with the pitiful Blue Hawaii version. If you’re a completist, by all means, pick this one up. But if you’re on a limited budget looking for the best version, stick with either the Jailhouse Rock or Comeback figures.

Where to Buy –
There are a number of online options I recommend:

Clark Toys has a great price at $13.

Amazing Toyz matches that great price of $13.

Things from Another World has him at just $13.50.

Urban Collector has him listed at just under $15.

YouBuyNow has him at $17.

– for the UK fans, you can pick him up at Forbidden Planet for about 10 GBP.

Related Links –
I’ve covered a couple of the other Elvis’ versions, of of which I liked better than this guy. There’s the 60’s Comeback, the boxed set, and the excellent Jailhouse Rock.

May 12, 2008

SModcast 49

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

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SModcast 49: Attack of the Banantulas –

In which our heroes cock an eye at a prairie legend, fret over eight legged stalkers, fear a Swedish Holocaust, and take issue with the plausibility of singing underwater.

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TV Or Not TV: 5/12 – 5/18

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Welcome one and all to the great slow down, 2008!

That’s right boys and girls, the finales are upon us, in some cases they have passed us, and there are only a few more on the horizon. Soon we’ll see what the networks will do to try to keep our attention over the summer as they are still limping from the affects of the WGA Strike.

NBC announced a few weeks ago that one of the things they were going to do is to have a year round scheduling concept, something they have the luxury of doing as they are showing the Summer Olympic Games. I can’t wait to see what the other networks will do in response to this, other than flooding us with more reality programming.

Another interesting turn of events has occurred since last week, especially when you consider that article from Reaper star Bret Harrison asking us to mail socks the CW. Well, this week he posted a follow up which I find kind of funny as it isn’t a retraction but it definitely does some back peddling. On the other side of this issue you’ve got Kristin over at E!Online saying her sources tell her that Reaper is in fact going to get renewed for next season. I guess we’ll all find out together just how true this is on Tuesday.

Fans of LOST should remember to keep tonight’s show on their DVRs because you won’t be getting a new episode next week. The two hour finale, however, will be happening the week after.

All that being said, here’s the picks and pucks for this week.

MONDAY

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: In a move that screams catering to many a boyfriend and husband alike, a former American Idol contestant is murdered on tonight’s episode of Bones. Sorry guys, it’s not Clay Aiken.

CBS ““ 8:30 PM: She’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Britney Spears reprises her role as Abby to allow her and Barney to annoy Ted on How I Met Your Mother. Even though NPH already came out I still see this as a better coupling than her and Kevin Federline.

ABC ““ 9:30 PM: It’s the season finale of Samantha, Who? and since the show has already been renewed it’s safe to watch and enjoy.

TUESDAY

NBC”“ 9:00 PM: Two hours of Law and Order: SVU tonight give us a chance to catch special guest star Robin Williams if we missed him in a repeat of last week’s episode, and we get the season finale in the second hour.

CW ““ 9:00 PM: Somehow a soul keeps getting back out on Reaper. This elusive guy must have snuck in to the CW and gotten the rumored renewal.

WEDNESDAY

FOX ““ 9:00 PM: The good news? The final two contestants are decided on tonight’s American Idol. The better news? Only one more week until and we’ll be done with Ryan Seacrest until New Year’s Eve.

SHOW ““ 9:00 PM: Nothing will make you cut up your plastic faster than watching Maxed Out: Hard Times, Easy Credit and the Era of Predatory Lenders.

THURSDAY

CW”“ 8:00 PM: In a season finale that’s premise baffles me completely, Lex and Clark are going to face off in a certain ortress-fay of olitude-say on Smallville. This season finale is bitter sweet in many ways as show creators Al Gough (who’s living room floor I slept on one night back in the 90’s) and Miles Millar will be leaving the show, as will Michael Rosenbaum (Lex) and Kristen Kreuk (Lana Lang). There’s no way that Lex will come away from this episode remembering anything because there’s no room in any universe for Lex Luthor knowing Clark Kent is in fact Superman.

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Season finale night for My Name is Earl. Will Earl and his new bride work things out or will Randy be his only bed partner next season? Note to Greg Garcia, more list and less twist for next season, OK?

NBC ““ 9:00 PM: It’s also season finale night for The Office. Anyone giving odds on if Jim proposes to Pam tonight?

TCM ““ 8:00 PM: Capricorn One definitely has not aged well, but seeing them fake a Mars landing plays nicely for moon landing conspiracy files. We also get to see OJ Simpson eat a snake!

FRIDAY

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Season finale night for Ghost Whisperer. I doubt they can top last season’s plane crash/someone’s dead reveal, but I hope they come close.

CARTOON NETWORK ““ 8:00 PM: The Warner Brothers direct to DVD movie The Batman vs. Dracula is available for free tonight.

SATURDAY

SCIFI ““ 4:00 PM*: You’ve got another chance to get your Indiana Jones on before the new movie comes out”¦ Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are on back-to-back-to-back. *Check local listings.

HIST ““ 8:00 PM: Nothing is better for a Saturday than an uplifting show to cuddle up next to your loved one with. Last Days on Earth examines the seven of the deadliest threats to humanity including artificial intelligence and black holes, and will probably do wonders to get your significant other in the mood.

TLC ““ 9:00 PM: I really hate to keep bringing up the same show, but week after week Trading Spaces keeps delivering. If last week’s divorced couple wasn’t enough, this week it is feuding neighbors that are deciding to give redecorating for each other a go. Too bad their names won’t be Hatfield and McCoy.

SUNDAY

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: It’s two hours of The Office tonight, and I highly recommend the second hour. The story line of Michael being way over his head in debt pales in comparison to Jim and Pam’s stay at the Schrute Family Beet Farm/Bed & Breakfast.

ABC ““ 9:00 PM: ABC gives us a two hour season finale of Desperate Housewives. Watch as they drag out answering questions from this season and take two minutes to introduce a new one at the last moment to make sure you tune in next season.

HIST ““ 8:00 PM: The History Channel brings us a look at the fact or fiction of the artifacts hunted for by our favorite archeologist/adventurer in Indiana Jones and the Ultimate Quest.

Will Wilkins really should try reading once in a while.

Comics & Comics: Middle-Aged Men In The Hall

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Howdy Interwebbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I now apparently dig The Kids in the Hall.

I was too young to really appreciate what they were doing when the show first aired in the early nineties. I remember watching it, but also remember being extremely creeped out by most of the characters and sketches. It was just too much for a seven-year-old to handle. Over the ensuing years, I would occasionally catch reruns of the show on Comedy Central, and though I would laugh, I think a lot of that childhood “creepiness” still lingered in my mind. I still didn’t give it a fair chance. And yet, I was a huge fan of all the Kids individually, following their solo careers and really enjoying them.

And then I just kind of forgot all about Kids in The Hall. I would see the DVD in stores but always pass it by with a quick glance. It just wasn’t on my radar.

That all changed on Friday night. Long story short, I bought a ticket on a whim last week to attend the Kids in the Hall reunion tour stopover in Los Angeles. After work, I headed home, ate a quick burger (gotta love In-N-Out) and jumped in my car to head downtown to the famous Orpheum theater. This was my first trip to Downtown LA and thankfully my navigation system didn’t fail me. I parked in a lot (and was a dollar short… but the guy let me slide. Shout out to Julio.) and sat in my car for a few minutes. I looked around at the others attending the show. It looked more like an audience for a Phish concert then a sketch comedy show. Mostly folks in their late thirties, bearded (the men, ya mooks), plain looking, and reeking of marijuana. In fact, the parking lot looked like there was a fog machine behind every other car. This threw me for a loop. Keep in mind, I did no prior watching of the series before the show, so I really had no idea what to expect from both the actual comedy and the crowd.

What had I gotten myself into?

What bizarre and crazy sights was I about to witness?

To put it simply – Bizarre and crazy sights… Freaking HILARIOUS ones.

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I took my seat in what is a beautiful and overwhelmingly awesome Orpheum Theater. A still of Kids in the Hall comedy CDs illuminated the screen on stage. The audience quickly filled into their seats, and at 8:10 P.M on the dot, a clip rolled. If you folks haven’t already seen it online, here it is. As the boys run out of screen on the clip, and the all too familiar theme song plays, they ran onto the stage, Kevin McDonald in a pair of “tighty whities” with an apple placed firmly in mouth. The place went absolutely wild, myself included. Here I was, not fully a “fan” of the troupe, standing on my feet and cheering loudly for their return. The crowd’s energy was infectious. I actually WAS psyched for this show now. I realized that I did like these guys, a lot in fact. The compounded bits and pieces I had seen over the years must have subconsciously gelled into an affinity for the show and its players. The first sketch soon started and the night was off.

I don’t want to go into each individual scene, because there were many, and frankly I don’t remember each one. The night kind of blurred into a haze of hysterics. In the following two hours, I saw characters old and new, some one’s I knew and liked, others, I forgot I knew and some flat out brand spanking new ones. The crew (as always, Dave Foley, Mark McKinney, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald and Scott Thompson) performed to the height of their ability, which in their cases is pretty damn high. Whether playing a normal average guy, or a sexed up Chicken Lady, the commitment of the performers never lacked – particularly Bruce McCulloch, who appeared to be having the time of his life on stage. Another interesting dynamic to the group is that there is no clear cut “leader”. In fact, I often found myself gauging the audience as to who their favorite kid was and, to tell the truth, each member got almost an equal amount of acclaim and applause (except for maybe Kevin, but that’s because he is everyone’s favorite awkward man-child and needs no further acclaim). Yes, some of the new sketches were a little bit lazy, but that is really not unique in the world of sketch comedy. Few troupes have been flawless (with the exception of perhaps Monty Python and Mr. Show, in my opinion) and the sketches that lacked had plenty of that Kids in the Hall brand irreverent and bizarre humor to keep the laughs flowing. Each member of the group also got a solo scene, which was nice, each differing vastly from their cohorts, my favorite being a narrative by Mark McKinney that caught me way off guard.

The format of the show was also something pretty great. Each sketch was preceded with a still photo and a sample of a high-energy song to keep the momentum rolling. There was hardly any downtime between bits, which also helped to give the show a sharp and concise feel to it. At a running time of about two hours, I for one never felt bored for a moment, and was quite sad when the show ended. And confused”¦ Before the show there was really only one character I remembered from the TV run, The “I’m crushing your head” man. And yet, he was suspiciously absent during the show. That was, until the encore started. And it was well worth the wait. If the Kids are making a stopover anywhere near you, I definitely would suggest checking them out. I can promise you a night which like you’ve never experienced before.

Well, tis all for now, happy campers. Till next morrow -and, as always,”Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

Matt Cohen is currently crushing your head.

May 11, 2008

Win THE MUPPET SHOW: SEASON 3 on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Walt Disney Home Entertainment, three (3) copies of THE MUPPET SHOW: SEASON 3 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, May 19th.

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May 10, 2008

Scrubs Blog: My Fairy Tale Ending

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VIDEO BLOG #102: “My Fairy Tale Ending” ““
This week, we take an in-depth look at the filming of the conclusion of the 7th season’s finale. Things are always more interesting when a horse is involved.

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May 9, 2008

Trailer Park: Christian Oliver

By Christopher Stipp

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I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

Would you leave the Wachowski’s in charge of your children?

The studios hope you do just that this weekend.

In one of the most visually blended mash-up of what every kid would want to see on the screen, think loud lights and enough flashing yellow, blue and reds that you would swear was done by a DOP who wanted to bring a Grateful Dead LSD experience into full Technicolor, SPEED RACER is bringing a decades old comic property to a whole new generation. And if there’s two guys out there who at least know what it would take to bring a cartoon out of Saturday morning and into more relevance it would be Larry and Andy.

christian8.jpgEven though this marks the brothers’ return to the directorial lens, some would take contention with that and point out V FOR VENDETTA as a possible return to form, it is SPEED RACER which is wholly theirs. One of those who are in the thick with the brothers Wachowski, Christian Oliver, stars as Snake Oiler, a rival racer who has his own eye on winning the Casa Cristo Classic cross-country road rally.

Christian is an international actor who doesn’t limit his experience with just acting jobs in the United States. He has starred in the excellently titled, long running series “Alarm für Cobra 11 – Die Autobahnpolizei” in his German home country and it was that very land which played host to SPEED RACER’s production. Further, Christian will also be seen next year in Bryan Singer’s VALKYRIE. A busy working actor, to be sure, Christian also takes time to spend his talents evenly across multiple disciplines and locations, mixing in his television work in Germany with film work in America with theater work in Chicago.

Good looking to be sure, talented being a given, possessing multi-lingual abilities being a marketable asset, by the time I was given the interview I wanted to be completely jealous of the guy.

I couldn’t be.

By the time you’re done reading the interview you’ll see why Christian is one of those guys who you are just rooting for at the end of the day because he is completely without ego and is very realistic about those things which he has been given. His international credentials make him more than a reliable authority on what it means to be a working actor but it’s really his perspective which has catapulted him to the top of my list of the most entertaining celebrities I’ve talked to this year.

SPEED RACER opens today.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: One of the first questions I have is regarding your role in SPEED RACER. How did that opportunity present itself?

CHRISTIAN OLIVER: ‘Present itself’ sounds so great but I had to really fight for it and go after it. Do an audition, do the casting process like everyone else and at the end of the day I was excited to finally get in the room with the brothers, get to play with them, and that was it. That was the whole casting process and that’s the process that we as actors (I can’t say that people like it) but for me that’s the hardest part and the most unpleasant part. As soon as you have the part it’s all good. You get to play. You have fun and all your insecurities go out the door ““ usually. This was just something I heard of, something I really wanted to be involved in and something I really went for.

christian7.jpgCS: What kind of part are you playing in the movie?

OLIVER: His name is Snake Oiler. And like the name already says, he is a whack job. A fun, fun snake oiler kind of guy who is head of the Hydra-Cell team. In the original cartoon he was the head of the Acrobatic team. So basically, I have my own little crew and want to be the best racer in the world, I think of myself as the best racer in the world and I want to take down anybody who gets in my way. That’s exactly what I do and I do it well.

CS: Tell me this, the trailers came out and it’s a mess of color and action and quick cuts, when you were acting against it ““ I take it there was a lot of green screen – how did you visualize, how did the brothers tell you what they wanted the movie to look like?

OLIVER: I don’t think anyone really knew, the brothers are such geniuses in their own world that nobody could imagine what they were imagining. It was amazing that they kind of already had this digital world created and we did get a peek at some animated stuff but it was way far, far, away from what it would ever look like. When I see it today, I am amazed like anybody else.

I see it as just unreal and very exciting.

We were, like you said, in front of a green screen. My cockpit was all snake wheels, steering wheel of snakes, gear shift ““ it was just the inside of the cockpit ““ I didn’t even know what the car was going to look like because the car wasn’t built. Every driver had a different cockpit. But it was amazing to see already ““ when I realized what an imaginary world it was going to be ““ when I went to costume fitting and put on my costume; it was all snake skin and snake boots and snake buckles and snake tattoos and my hair ““ I literally became like Snake Oiler little by little. It was great to just jump in there and play and have fun with this character.

CS: And that idea ““ this idea that this production was going to be a big summer movie – was every day punctuated with the idea that this was going to be larger than anything you’ve worked on”¦. That it’s supposed to be loud, look loud”¦.did you feel that when you were on the set?

OLIVER: On set I’ve never felt the freedom like I felt before. It’s an amazing cast and I felt that everybody knew they were working on something very special and unique.

Sometimes you go to a job and you just dial it in collect your paycheck and meet some interesting people. This is the opposite. You realize that everybody that was there was there because they want to be a part of something special ““ something unique – something that hasn’t been done before. I think that was the excitement every day at work. And the way the brothers worked with the actors was amazing – so hands on ““ giving me and pushing me to go for it and be over the top and be crazy. I literally felt like I was jumping off a cliff just hoping that somebody was going to catch me. For an actor that’s an amazing freedom but it’s also scary. There was nothing safe. Playing it safe, we actors like to call it ““ we know how to play it safe ““ it’s boring. And this was really exciting because it was just fun. Let’s play ball. It’s what it should be all about.

I would love to work with them again it was exciting to see how enthusiastic they were at work and how well they work together, it was amazing. And then you have Christina Ricci ““ you drive home with her after her day and she’s like, “I think this is the most amazing movie I’ve ever worked on.” And you are like, “Holy shit, this girl ““ ” You look over her resume and how can she say that? You know? So I think for everybody it was really special and unique.

CS: Did you have any preconceptions? I mean, the Wachowski’s are very private ““ they are not out there at all to be studied on a personal, human level. Were you at least intimidated or have any preconceived notions about who they were or what they would be like to work with on set?

OLIVER: To be completely honest, I didn’t know what to expect and I didn’t know what to expect with Speed Racer in my character so I just prepared the hell out of it, you know, did my homework, did all the research and played like this Snake Oiler thing in every possible way you could. And the way it turned out is nothing that I had imagined. So it’s a beauty that it doesn’t matter what my preconceived notions were as long as you are open minded enough to go and be directed and guided ““ it was amazing. And they are amazing to work with.

christian2.jpgLike you said, they are very private. They are very much all about the work. And I love that. I respect that. I think they don’t need to be in the limelight ““ they don’t want to be in the limelight. They are like kids. They want to play. They want to have fun. They want to push the envelope. It’s fun when you get to be a part of that ““ it’s very exciting. And then you want to do whatever you can to bring something to the game. So, it was fun.

CS: It seems that the opportunity really presented itself at the right time. You are going to be in two really big films this year, the second one being VALKYRIE with Tom Cruise. It seems like it is going to be a real banner year, professionally, for you.

OLIVER: Hopefully. All these things present themselves. They all look good on paper, they all look good when you are doing it. The beautiful thing about the movie industry, and the not so beautiful, you have no control. And wherever the waves may take you, they take you. You usually end up on the beach anyway. And it’s about paddling out again and take the next great wave out there – finding the right wave. And now I am very fortunate and happy that I get to ride this wave but I’m sure I’ll be paddling out again trying to find the next one.

(Laughs)

It’s constantly trying to look for other work. I started working with a production company trying to create my own waves so to speak, working with friends that do what these people do with hundreds of million dollar budgets do it in a small, confined independent way. It’s fun. It’s great to do both. I’m very excited about that.

CS: Looking over your resume, you have been doing this for quite a while ““ almost 15 years now as an actor, just working, what has the experience taught you, just from a working point of view, about what it takes to be a working actor?

OLIVER: It’s tough. Like you said, 15 years it sounds like a lifetime and I’m very fortunate in the way I’ve been able to work in different countries. I shot a movie in Ireland over Christmas for the BBC, I shot a TV show in Germany for two years, so it’s great to be able to leave this town as well and come back and not get stuck in a rut. I felt stuck in it from time to time. Just keep on treading water and keep on going forward ““ even if it’s a little tiny step and if someone makes you go five steps back you have to keep fighting for it and keep going and keep going. I’m in waist deep too.

(Laughs)

I love this. I love what I’m doing. I love the business and I love the people that are involved in it. It doesn’t mean all of them ““ there are a lot of egos and a lot of negativity ““ but I’ve been fortunate to work with those few highlights that has showed me it can be amazing even on a level with the George Clooney’s and people that are keeping it real and keeping it fun and keeping it passionate and are in it for the right reasons and I want to be in it for the right reasons. Hopefully just create some more opportunities and inspire others to do the same. It’s a team sport. You can’t fight this by yourself. You have to fight it with everyone around you.

CS: You were obviously born in Germany ““ the movie VALKYRIE ““ were you able to get back to your home country? And were you able to break out some of your native tongue in the movie?

OLIVER: Actually ““ no it was all in English. But the beautiful thing is SPEED RACER was shot in Berlin so I got to spend the whole summer ““ it was back to back ““ it overlapped which was fortunate because I was up for a couple other parts in VALKYRIE and at the end of the day I was just excited to be part of that cast at all. I would do anything and really the casting director had me in mind for some other roles and at the end of the day he invited me to come, while I was shooting SPEED RACER, to come to the set and meet Tom Cruise and Bryan Singer basically I got cast right on the set for a role they still hadn’t cast so I was excited to be a part of that. So, it was amazing that I got to stay another two months in Berlin and really after so many years I was able to combine those two worlds. Big Hollywood blockbusters and my hometown Berlin family, friends, my sister had a baby”¦it was amazing. It was great.

CS: I definitely have to ask about that show you were on for two years in Germany. I’m going to butcher this but I’m going to try and get it right ““ Alarm fur Cobra 11?

OLIVER: Yes.

CS: What a sweet ass show just by name. You’ve got umlauts, you’ve got cobra, you got a prime number in there…

OLIVER: It’s a badass show. It’s really fun. I would do anything to have that kind of show on NBC. It’s still on. It’s the longest running show in Europe in Germany. Over 10 years ““ sold all over the world. It’s like Chips on the Autobahn. It’s two cops chasing bad people ““ drug dealer, pusher anything and I was one of the cops taking them all down.

CS: Really?

OLIVER: It was amazing. It was really fun. A lot of stunts. A lot of explosions. It was like 24.

CS: And you did it for 2 years?

OLIVER: Oh yeah, it was great.

CS: Then did you just cycle out of it, did they write you out of it?

OLIVER: I think I was cast on a Thursday here and I had to be at work in Cologne, Germany on Monday and commit for 2 years. So, to leave LA on that short notice and to leave everything behind ““ it was amazing experience but for me it was always clear that I wanted to come back to LA and wanted to live her and pursue what I was doing here so they replaced me with another guy and he was actually on it before. I actually replaced him. They had one main cop that’s been on there for 10 years and the other guys only last for 2 years before they go on. Yeah, it was perfect. It couldn’t have been better. Literally, I could still be on the show and make some really, really nice money but I would have missed out on the opportunity to work on the Good German and all these movies ““ SPEED RACER. I just want to mix it up. I’m still at the point in my career where I dare to fail gloriously. I want to put myself out there and don’t play it safe yet. If I get on a TV show here I would love to ride that wave as well.

christian5.jpgCS: And certainly it shouldn’t pass without notice that you are a theater buff and I’m very impressed with the kind of credentials and one of my favorite stories, Candide, a brilliant story. I’m utterly fascinated and I want to know how the playwright was able to translate such a big story into a theater length show.

OLIVER: Are you talking about Candide?

CS: Absolutely.

OLIVER: Oh, beautiful. I haven’t spoken about this for years. That was my introduction ““ not really introduction – but I would say my acting bug originates from. That play was done in Frankfurt where I grew up. It was a huge production at the new playhouse in Frankfurt and it was done for students by professionals. Theater professionals. Professional director”¦.. It was done at the main theater in Frankfurt and that was the reason I think I became an actor. It was such a wonderful experience. It was an amazing run, up for a year, and sold out the whole year and I got to play the small Candide, the little Candide ““ literally there were 4 different Candide’s. He grew up during the show. It was his whole lifetime. I got to play 5 other parts. It was great. A lot of people from the theater group went on and become quite well known actors in Germany. The guy that played grown up Candide ““ I followed his career for years and years. He was always an inspiration to me because I started acting with him. So it’s great to have that as a background. Theater is something that I will always go back to. I love it. Your hometown Chicago was probably one of my most surreal and most amazing theatrical experience when I got to be in an opera. The Chicago Opera Theater. Millineum Park, 1500 people and I was shitting in my pants.

(Laughs)

It was with some of the greatest voices in Chicago. It was great.

CS: Did you get to sing in that one?

OLIVER: No, that’s the beauty or I never would have been in an opera.

(Laughs)

Mozart, the abduction from the Seraglio, one of the lead guys, he only speaks. And when you see the opera no one really realizes that he only speaks. After the show people would compliment me on my beautiful voice. People just assume that you sing. But he speaks in these small little amazing scenes. The opera singer loves it when an actor takes those parts because they get to play a little bit as well so it was my first introduction into that world. I had a great time. Just an unbelievable time.

CS: How many times ““ was it just once ““ how long did it run?

OLIVER: No, I was there for the whole season. Three months. It was great. I loved it.

christian6.jpgCS: You have been around ““ it’s obscene how many cities and countries you have been in doing acting. I know a lot of actors just go to LA and just hope to God they can spend their life in LA but you have obviously spread yourself around all over the world and one of my questions is I don’t know if it has played but the BBC mini-series coming up ““

OLIVER: Yes, that’s the one I just shot in Dublin, Ireland.

CS: I would like to know ““ you would be the resident expert in the differences in the way Americans run their productions and people internationally run their productions. Is it pretty same across the board or are the nuances?

OLIVER: Definitely differences. Definitely the best of both worlds and it would be great to have a happy medium. Obviously everybody wants to come here and work here and infatuated with the whole Hollywood scenario. That’s the way it is ““ that’s a fact. So right off the bat, if you come from here people don’t know how to deal with you because they have their pre-conceived notions about Hollywood. With that being said it’s great ““ amazing how taken care of you really are ““ how protected you really are in this country with the unions and stuff. We keep forgetting that. Especially with the strike and then another strike and everyone is freaking out but I’ve seen it and I’ve been on the other side and on a TV show that’s been sold to over 100 countries and I’ve never seen a dime for any of the countries. So it’s great what’s happening here, it’s great being protected, but it’s also limiting because people get to do it cheaper and without the other hassles in the other countries. So I’m essentially a pro American way it’s all done but there is also freedom in Europe that sometimes I wish they had here on productions.

I’m so happy that I’m able to work both worlds and I’m so happy Europe ““ the world ““ China, India ““ all these great movies that we finally get to see over here. And more and more we get to see them. And foreign actors are recognizable here ““ it’s great. The melting of the best of both worlds. It’s very exciting to see that.

CS: How do you choose ““ take for example the BBC series you just shot in Ireland ““ how do you come upon this kind of work? Do you actively look for this or do you have people looking for you?

OLIVER: No, I wish. Tell everybody to look for me.

(Laughs)

Tell them ““ tell them ““ ask that question all over. Unfortunately I am not at that point. I have to go out there and people just think you sit by the phone waiting for it to ring and your agent sends you for auditions. I go after these things. And when I find them, I go after them and really commit. Exactly what happened with the BBC thing. It never would have happened. I was in Germany with SPEED RACER and VALKYRIE and had a lot of time on my hands because of scheduling issues and people were freaking out and decided to call my agent and said I’m going to London and want to meet with agents in London. I want to meet with anyone you can set me up with and meet with. I want to meet with cast directors and be there whenever they want me to be there and pay my flight. So I do that. Just hop on a plane and go for it. I met with the director, the cast director and I auditioned for it. The same thing with the Chicago Opera. I put myself on tape, sent the tape into them, and said I want to play this guy. So it’s things that I find ““ or they find me ““ makes me happy that they find me sometimes. I just did an interesting project for a student film for AFI. I did a graduate film for them ““ short film ““ in Uganda and that’s the same thing. The movie found me. I never would have come up with the idea to go to AFI and ask if you have any great graduate movies this year?

(Laughs)

But it found me in a sense that I heard about this project about the Northern Uganda civil war that’s been going on for the last 20 years ““ about the LRA (Lord’s Resistance Army) and these kids that have been abducted and become child soldiers. There was story that was very close to my heart ““ years ago I went to Uganda to visit and see the country and it struck me that I was so upset and shaken that this thing in the north ““ the horror and can’t always pay attention to all of them ““ but I never understood why nobody paid attention to Uganda and what has gone on for 20 years. Luckily now it’s getting a little bit more under control. The other project, the same thing. It found me. I don’t know. I guess you have to be open in that sense. I’m open to anything. Anything that comes my way I will not close the door and look what’s behind it. You know?

Then I started my own production company and started producing with my friends. Got an HD camera, went up an Aspen mountain, 12,000 feet high in the middle of winter, shot a movie, got very lucky, got invited to Sundance Film Festival, sold it there to First Look. So these are all things I’m just like, you know, keep trying to keep myself creative and not sit by the phone and go crazy.

CS: Just one more question ““ when you are looking for work and it’s something you are willing to go and do, what do you really look for when you weigh whether or not to get into the production?

christian4.jpgOLIVER: For me, personally, I always need to be challenged. In the sense, that if I get to play like ““ I don’t even want to go there ““ but if you put me in a typecast clean machine ““ I can dial it in anytime but make sure you pay me. Other than that I’m looking for something to be challenged.

It doesn’t matter what it pays, who is involved, I want to work with people that are all very passionate about what they are doing and that passion comes for me when I’m putting a foot into territory that I’m not familiar with ““ that I’m not really secure. I get a little insecure, I get scared and I like that. I like to explore ““ you have to. If you don’t take any risks, not just in this business in life I think, where are you going to get all your kicks and thrills? I want to grow as an actor and I want to grow as a person and all these parts and projects have not only done something for my career but also as a human being and I’ve met amazing people.

That’s all that matters.

Going from Steven Soderberg, the Wachowski’s, Bryan Singer, the last two movies were people who have never been behind a camera before ““ never directed anything before. So it doesn’t matter in that sense. I want to feel the heat. I want feel the passion. I want to be a part of it. I want to be challenged.

Weekend Shopping Guide 5/9/08: The Not Too Distant Future

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

While it’s wonderful that – long after the original Image-licensed DVD release of the film went out-of-print – we finally get a new, anamorphic edition of Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP), it’s regrettable that Universal couldn’t go the extra step and put the deleted scenes and alternate ending (notably the “Storm Shelter” sequence) onto the disc, along with the EPK interviews. It’s found material, and should have been on there. What the hell, people? This is easy!!!

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What better way to celebrate Jack “King” Kirby’s 50-year comic book career than with the 50th issue of the massive and magnificent Jack Kirby Collector, Kirby Five-Oh! (Twomorrows, $19.95 SRP). This oversized special issue contains “Kirby’s 50 Best Of Everything”, a star-studded appreciation of just about everything you’d want to celebrate. Grab a copy of this book. Now.

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This week, I’m dedicating this mention of Avatar Book 3: Fire – Volume 3 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) to Paul Sabourin of the musical duo Paul & Storm, who is a huge fan of the Nickelodeon series. And I mean a HUGE fan. Like, a giddily obsessive fan. Honestly. He’ll probably be all goofy over the audio commentaries featured on the disc.

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Honestly, it’s through my friendship with the intellectually and artistically intimidating Doc Hammer that I’ve taken an interest in painting – more specifically, the artists behind the paintings. With that in mind, an absolutely fascinating series that I’ve become addicted to is The Private Life Of A Masterpiece (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$99.98 SRP), which examines not only the creation of history’s most revered works of art, but their creators and their post-creation afterlife. The tales are riveting and the series is brilliantly put together. The 7-disc set features 21 profiles, and in honor of Doc, I recommend you start with James McNeill Whistler and the story behind his mother’s portrait.

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Most Oscar years, I’ve seen maybe one or two of the various animated and live action short subjects that come up for nomination. That’s why the enormously titled A Collection Of 2007 Academy Award Nominated Short Films (Magnolia, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is so great, as they’re all collected in one place (save for the major studio pieces – I’m looking at you, Disney).

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Does anyone remember that The 4400 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is still around? Much of its already limited thunder was stolen when Heroes came on the scene with an unfortunately similar premise. Well, now that the complete 4th season is on DVD, you can catch up with the neglected show. The 4-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a blooper reel.

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Certainly the concept of I’m Not There (Genius, Rated R, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is a unique one – namely, the idea of using different actors (and one actress) to portray the various periods of Bob Dylan’s career. With anything that’s episodic – which, by nature, this must be – there are going to be segments (or iterations of Dylan) that are more interesting than others. Cate Blanchett’s turn is most definitely a standout, but so is Heath Ledger’s. Really, at the end of the day, you’ll just have to give it a spin and see what you think. The 2-disc set features an introduction to the film, audio commentary, deleted/alternate/extended scenes, auditions, interviews, featurettes, outtakes, and more.

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Just imagine the social satire and female empowerment you’d get out of rather graphic tale of a young woman who discovers she has the vagina dentata. Yes, you read that right. That film would be Teeth (Genius, Rated R, DVD-$24.95 SRP), and it sometimes lives up to its potential as social satire, and sometimes just falls flat. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, a behind-the-scenes featurette, a TV spot, and the theatrical trailer.

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It’s not one of the shows on my must-watch list, but I’m sure that some people will care that the inaugural season of Crossing Jordan (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) is now out, featuring Jill Hennesy as obsessive forensic pathologist Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh. The 5-disc set sports all 23 episodes, including the pilot, plus audio commentaries, interviews, and deleted scenes.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Win MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: THE MOVIE on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:40 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Universal, ten (10) copies of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: THE MOVIE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Friday, May 16th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, May 16th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

May 8, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #42: Do You Know The Ice Cream Man?

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:51 pm

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #42: Do You Know The Ice Cream Man? – Ken & Dana wax on, and on, and on about one of the true lions of the consumer ice cream industry, and find themselves unable to concentrate on anything else, no matter how hard they try.

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[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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May 7, 2008

Cabin Fever #23: Are You There Ken? It’s Me, Brian.

Filed under: Cabin Fever — Tags: , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:32 am

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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aaron-01.jpgCABIN FEVER #23: Are You There Ken? It’s Me, Brian. – While the boys are waiting for their shiny new recording equipment to arrive they have a chat with Quick Stop Duck-In-Charge Mr. Ken Plume sur la telephone. There’s not much in the way of preparation or content but plenty in the way of innuendo. The Cabin Fever romance continues unabated and also unrequited while Aaron admits his desire to dress-up for the camera. This one is perfect for anyone with a short attention span.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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May 6, 2008

Toy Box: What’s your sign?

Filed under: Toy Box — admin @ 4:54 am

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In our age of relative enlightenment (hey, we can only be so enlightened as long as a show like Dancing with the Stars is a huge ratings hit), it still amazes me that there are people in this world that believe in things like Astrology and Myers-Briggs tests. Yes, personality tests (psychometric tests) like Myers-Briggs are just the modern version of Astology…but they lack one critical dimension that has allowed Astrology to last for thousands of years – cool mascots.

Mcfarlane Warriors of the Zodiac wave 1
Mcfarlane Toys recognized that the signs of the zodiac have always spoke to people, and has developed their own versions, called Warriors of the Zodiac. The first four signs – Aries, Taurus, Gemini and Cancer – are hitting shelves and pegs very soon, with the other eight intended to follow. Mcfarlane has added his touch to the classic concepts of the ram, bull, twins and crab.

These will run $12 – $17 each depending on where you pick them up, which is a jump for McToys when it comes to an unlicensed line. Even if Toys R Us and Meijers carries them, it looks like they’ll be $12 a pop.

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Packaging – ***
Clamshells, but the smaller style that McToys has switched too. The internal paper insert has some info on each of the four figures in the wave on the interior, which is a nice addition. The design is passable, if not exceptional. And be careful with that machete you’ll need to use to get them open. I love clamshells for their toughness, but that same toughness makes them difficult to open.

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Sculpting – Aries, Cancer ****; Taurus, Gemini ***1/2
With some toy or collectible companies, the quality of the sculpting can vary wildly. With Mcfarlane, that’s rarely an issue. Instead, how much you like one sculpt or another is less about quality and more about aesthetics – it’s art, baby, and what you like can be very different from what I like. The quality is always there…the design not so much.

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My favorites of this series are driven by my particular tastes. First, I’m an Aries, so it’s probably no surprise that I like the ram quite a bit. They went with a two footed, half man, half goat sort of look for him, much like something out of Roman or Greek mythology. The mask and horns are not removable, so we have no idea just what he might have looked like under there. He’s one of the taller figures in the set, coming in at around 6″ tall, and he stands great on his own thanks to some useful ankle articulation. More on that later. He also holds his one accessory nicely in both hands, and you can get one or two interesting poses out of him.

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Next up for me is Cancer, but I can see where some other folks will have reasonable issues with him. He is not sculpted in a particularly dynamic pose – he’s just standing there. There’s a TON of small detail work, with a different texture on practically ever surface of his body. The huge claw right hand and smaller deadly left hand look appropriately menacing, and he stands great on his own even with the smaller feet. I like him because he looks like something right out of a 1950’s grade B sci-fi flick, sort of like the scaley half brother of the Metaluna Mutant.

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I’m most surprised by the Gemini design. Of course, Gemini is the Twins, and while the symbol is considered ‘masculine’ in Astrology, it is very often portrayed as a pair of hot female twins. Let’s face it, since historically it was usually men doing the designs, are you surprised? No – but that is what makes Mcfarlane’s choice surprising. While this monstrous version of Gemini, with it’s two headed gaping beast fitted with rows of cruel teeth, isn’t an unusual design in general, I’m shocked that they passed up the chance to do a half nekkid pair of ladies, embracing in a pose that would make Hugh Heffner blush.

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This Gemini is definitely not the usual, although the look fits with many other Mcfarlane lines. And for the female figure fans, don’t worry – you’ll get a Virgo that does it up right.

The figures are in a six inch scale, with Taurus the shortest at just over 5″ and Cancer the tallest at almost 6 1/2″ tall.

It’s also worth noting that while all these designs can be seen as similar to past Mcfarlane releases, they don’t exhibit the often ridiculed redundancies – there’s no big boots, midgets, or fat, disgusting blobs. And yes, I meant boots.

Paint – ***1/2
Nobody manages to do ‘controled slop’ quite like Mcfarlane. The paint application is done in such a way as to have a gritty, dirty, rough appearance – and yet have great cut lines, consistent coverage, and clean details. There aren’t many companies that can pull this off, and Mcfarlane has set the bar high in this category as well.

Here, they do a solid job, with only a few minor issues across the whole line. Like the sculpt, people may find there are artistic choices they take issue with, but it’s unlikely that they’ll have a major problem with the basic quality of the work.

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This is very critical too, as we are seeing more and more companies fall victim to cost cutting at the time of production. This almost always means cutting back on either the number of paint operations, or the quality of the existing operations. We’re seeing it big time with the mass market boys like Hasbro and Mattel, but it’s also creeping in with the specialty market guys with recent waves. Mcfarlane is a mid range player, and it’s good to see that they paint work is remaining strong.

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Articulation – Aries, Gemini **; Cancer, Taurus *
I believe I first used the phrase “Nerd Hummels” last November when I was describing another Mcfarlane line -Twisted Christmas. This series is another perfect example of that term, a line of figures designed to be small, plastic statues that fellow nerds and geeks will pose on the shelf in their sculpted stance, to admire occasionally and dust often.

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If you go in expecting almost no articulation, then the low scores in this category aren’t going to greatly effect your overall (which is my situation), but if articulation is paramount for you in all your ‘action’ figures, then this situation is likely to be a deal breaker.

The Taurus has a cut neck, cut shoulders, cut waist, and only one cut leg at the top of the boot. The shoulders barely move however, and most of the articulation is fairly useless. His horns actually have cut joints too, and these might be the most useful for creating different expressions out of the joints that are here.

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Cancer is even less articulated. He also has the cut shoulders, but once again, they barely move. He has cut wrists and cut knees, along with a cut waist. He also has an extra surprise joint – the smaller half of his large claw has a ball joint!

Aries has the cut neck, cut shoulders cut wrists, cut waist, and cut knees – sound familiar? And like the previous two, he also has a surprise…pin jointed ankles! Thank God he does too, because otherwise getting him to stand would be nigh impossible. With the ankle joints though, you’ll easily find the sweet spot.

There’s no surprise joints on Gemini, but even for his weird design, he’s really the most poseable. He has ball joints at all four shoulders (with limited range of movement), a ball joint at the waist between the twins, and cut joints on all four wrists.

Accessories – Taurus **1/2; Aries **; Cancer, Gemini – Bupkis
There’s not much in the way of accessories with this series, which considering the price is not such a good thing.

Gemini and Cancer come with absolutely nothing, nada, zippo.

Taurus and Aries both have a weapon – a hammer and spear, respectifully. Both of these weapons have one end that pops off to allow it to slide through their tight little mitts.

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Of the two weapons, I like the hammer design better. It has some wonderful detailed sculpting on the sides, and the nasty spikes are a great touch.

Aries’ spear is decent as well, although it tends to bend in his hands. The thinner plastic for the blades is always going to warp a little, making it slightly less attractive than the cool bad ass hammer.

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Value – **
It is an unfortunate situation, but the prices are rising. But when they first start rising, the feeling of any sort of value for that rise just isn’t there. That’s the case right now, where prices are going up but we aren’t getting anything extra for it. If you’re lucky, you’ll pick up these for $12, and they aren’t even a licensed product or a specialty market product per se. A year from now, this might seem like a bargain, but today it seems like a couple bucks too much at best.

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Fun Factor – **1/2
While there isn’t going to be any kid clamoring for these initially, they actually have some reasonable play value as villains and monsters in relation to other six inch scale lines. And any kid (or adult) who’s a fan of the old black and white monster movies is going to find a special place in their heart for this version of Cancer.

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Things to Watch Out For –
The small arrows that go into Taurus’ back can easily be lost or broken. Everything else, including the various weapons, seemed quite sturdy and unlikely to cause you any issues.

Overall – ***1/2
I think this line has the potential to be some of Mcfarlane’s better non-licensed work this year. I think the key is that these first four can be clearly seen in the context of the Zodiac. In other words, tell someone that one of them represents Taurus or Cancer, and folks would go “Oh, yea, I get it!”. I’m hopeful that will remain so, although I have my doubts with the early photos of Scorpio and Virgo.

If youi were hoping to add these to your Four Horseman FANtastic Exclusive figures, you’ll be disappointed. While there’s some similarity in style with Taurus or the upcoming Leo, these are much too small to go with that line. Stick them with some past McToys lines like Conan or some of the Dark Ages Spawn figures, and you’ll be happier.

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Where to Buy –
Larger retailers may end up with these (like Toys R Us), or your LCS may stock them. But your best bet is probably online:

Clark Toys has the singles for $13 each, but they have a terrific price on the set of four for just $45. They also have preorders up for series 2 and 3, also only $45 in sets of 4.

Amazing Toyz has an excellent price on these at just $12 each for the singles, or $46 for the set of four.

YouBuyNow has the singles for $17 each, or $64 for the set of four.

– if you’re going in with some other folks, you can get a case of 12 from Urban Collector for $148, but there’s no guarantee you’ll get three even sets.

– for UK collectors, Forbidden Planet has these listed at 10 GBP each.

– or you can search on ebay for them using sponsor MyAuctionLinks.

Comics in Context #223: Gathering of the Tribe

Filed under: Comics in Context — admin @ 4:50 am

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nycc.jpg“In about 2 hours 13 minutes and 14 seconds, any mention of last weekend’s New York Comic-Con will be thoroughly passé,” said the Beat two weeks ago in her blog. But of course I’m still writing about it, and will be for many weeks more.

But regular readers of this column know that my main interest in convention panels is not in reporting the kid of news that other comics websites would have posted within twenty-four hours after the panel took place. No, my intent is to record in detail what I witnessed that will be of lasting interest to comics fans, scholars, and historians weeks, months, and, I hope, years after the convention took place. I am a comics historian, and in this week’s column I give you a panel all about the history of comic conventions in the city of New York.

FRIDAY 1 PM
On the first day of the convention, the general public is not
admitted until 3 PM. Until then, the convention is for comics professionals, retailers, and press, enabling them to interact and relative calm before the crowds arrive to clog the aisles.

The programming before 3 PM is likewise aimed at professionals. It was the Beat herself who suggested that I attend the 1 PM panel, “Phil Seuling and the New York Con.” This was a good idea.

Perhaps most of you don’t know who Phil Seuling is. I see that his Wikipedia entry is a mere stub consisting of a single sentence. Wikipedia’s entry on “Comic Art Convention”  is considerably more informative.

There had been conventions for science fiction fans since the mid-1930s, which inspired small comics conventions starting in the mid-1960s, including the New York Comicon in 1964, a one-day event with roughly a hundred attendees.

It was a Brooklyn high school English teacher named Phil Seuling who organized the first large scale comics convention, held in New York City in 1968. In 1969 Seuling held his first in his series of “Comic Art Conventions,” which usually took place in New York City over the Fourth of July, and which continued through 1983; Seuling passed away the following year.

The Seuling conventions set the mold for all the major comics conventions that followed, including the San Diego Comic Con.

Inventing the modern comics convention would be enough to earn Seuling a place in the medium’s history, But Seuling was also the visionary who pioneered the direct sakes market for comics distribution.

From the 1930s into the 1970s, comic books were primarily sold on a returnable basis through newsstands and in small “mom and pop” stores. (In high school, I bought my first Marvels at a small store owned by a classmate’s father; in my college years I bought comics at a tiny luncheonette near Columbia University.)

But over time, probably due to the usual suspects like the rise of television, comic book sales fell from the heights they had achieved in the Golden Age, and as the decades passed, fewer newsstands carried them, and their owners realized they could make more money selling higher priced magazines. Moreover, the “mom and pop” stores were dying out, supplanted by chains. The comics industry might not have survived, had Seuling not pioneered a system by which the publishers sold their comics through distributors like himself to comic book specialty shops. This is the system with which we are familiar today, even though nowadays there is essentially only one specialty shop distributor, Diamond.

Moreover, whereas comics publishers felt they had to appeal to mass tastes through the newsstands, they could aim at dedicated comics fans through the direct sales shops. This was both good and bad: comics became a niche market, but the shops also made the rise of independent comics and lines like Marvel’s Epic and DC’s Vertigo possible. Thus Seuling spurred the evolution of American comic books towards appealing to an older readership and readers with more discerning, sophisticated tastes.

So Phil Seuling definitely deserves more than one sentence from Wikipedia. If you want to see what he looked like, I refer you to this entry in Mark Evanier’s blog, with a photo of Seuling appearing on television’s The Mike Douglas Show in the 1970s alongside Elfquest co-creator Wendy Pini, costumed, as she regularly was at conventions, as Red Sonja. (You don’t want to miss this, I assure you.)

I only attending the Seuling cons in their final years, and, although I was aware of their historical importance, I had the sense that I had already missed their golden age. By that point Creation was holding its own conventions in New York, notably a big one on Thanksgiving weekend, and in other cities. Between the monthly dealers’ shows, several annual Creation cons, and the Seuling show, comics conventions in New York City were already losing the sense of a being special. The San Diego Con took over that aura of a special, once-a-year event, perhaps in large part because attending the San Diego Con, back in the 1980s, when it was far less crowded and hectic. was like going on a summer vacation with your friends to a gorgeous locale with perfect weather. (This was back when comics pros could actually take the time during the Con to hit the beach.)

Considering how expensive attending San Diego has become, consider this Wikipedia factoid, if indeed it is true: “That 1969 convention, held Independence Day weekend at the Statler Hilton Hotel in New York City, cost $3.50 for a three-day ticket, with daily passes at $1.50. Admittance was free with a hotel room rental, which cost $15-and-up per day.”

Creation, then Fred Greenberg, then Dynamic Forces, and currently Big Apple kept the New York comics convention tradition going. But they could not afford the space for a truly major convention. Only now, with Reed Exhibitions’ New York Comic Con in its third year, successfully surmounting its growing pains of the past, has the sense that New York City has a potentially world-class comics convention begun to return.

So what were the Seuling conventions like in their early years? That’s what I attended the panel to find out. When I arrived, it had already begun. Milton Griepp, CEO of ICv2, was the moderator of a panel that included DC Comics president and publisher Paul Levitz; Diamond vice president (and former Pacific Comics co-founder) Bill Schanes; Greg Goldstein, recently vice president of gaming and entertainment at Upper Deck; and Michael Uslan. the comics writer who became executive producer on the Batman movies and producer of the forthcoming Spirit film.

When I came in, Milton Griepp was asking the panelists to recall their “favorite moments” from the Seuling conventions.

Paul Levitz recalled what he termed “an important point in my education.” At this point, 1971, “there was no Artists’ Alley, per se,” but some artists would do sketches for fans. “Neal Adams was at perhaps the first crest in his career,” and “I got him to do a sketch of Superman. a very, very quick sketch. . .for the enormous sum of six dollars.” Levitz ran it on the cover of his fanzine, and “I got an energetic lecture from Mr. Adams educating me on the difference between original sketch purchase price and reproduction right purchase price.” Levitz commented that this “has served me well in my understanding over the years, as I started to learn that original art should be returned to artists. . . .”

Schanes said that he “drove for three thousand miles” to attend Seuling’s con. “I was literally a teenager, and Phil was a very imposing figure” with “big bushy eyebrows” who “looked down at you. . .as he yelled at you–with love and affection.”

Schanes continued, “He scared the bejeebers out of me for years because he was such a big guy. . . .” But, as you might guess, beneath this fearsome facade, “he was really a very affectionate person once you knew him. And took us under his wing and really shepherded us. He took me into his house that night,” where Schanes gazed in wonder at the “very spectacular” collection of original comics art on his walls.

Greg Goldstein agreed that Seuling “was an imposing figure” who sternly ruled his convention and his monthly dealer shows. (As a former English teacher myself, I enjoy hearing that one of my kind can be this formidable.)

It was at one of the latter, Goldstein said, that “I recall Phil being arrested because of the “˜obscene comics’–quote-unquote–which were the underground comics.” (An audience member later identified the comics in question as Zap #4 and Armageddon.) Goldstein continued, “that was quite an education for me, because some guy just got arrested for selling comic books.”

This was like a flashback to the anti-comics hysteria of the 1950s, and as the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund will tell you, this sort of thing still happens today.

“It was very sad,” added Paul Levitz. “Because he was an English teacher” the Board of Education put him “on desk duty” for “a stretch” “until he gave it up.” Levitz observed, “That’s what really moved him into full time distribution at that point. It was in many ways probably good for the business, because he became more of an entrepreneur as a result, but it was certainly one of the tragedies of his life.” And people now and in the future will hear or read this story and be appalled and amazed at the blindness of years past towards the comics medium and those visionaries who were associated with it.

Michael Uslan sought to establish “the proper context” to explain exactly how Phil Seuling changed comics conventions. When Uslan was thirteen years old, he went to his first comics convention, which was run by a guy named Bernie. “He was in a black leather jacket with a duck tail, pompadour, and I seem to recall chains. . . .I was sure this guy was going to pull a switchblade on me if I didn’t cough up the right money at the right time.” And Schanes and Goldstein thought Seuling seemed intimidating!

“But back then, very few pros would come to the conventions. Stan–it was beneath him. He sent Flo Steinberg,” his secretary who didn’t mind interacting with fans. “Julie [Schwartz, DC editor–and a pioneer of science fiction fandom in his youth] didn’t show up.. . .But the pros looked down on this, They said, “˜These guys are nuts, they’re fanatical,’ and they kept their distance.” (This, of course, is before comics fans started becoming comics professionals in significant numbers.)

“In the early days,” Uslan continued, “we’d have people like. . . John Benson tell us how to behave and present ourselves, and how to dress on some occasions, He said, “˜There’s going to be press here. There’s going to be TV cameras. . .and it’s really important that people out there in the public take us seriously. . . . Let’s give them the impression that we are. . serious about our hobby, and what we’re doing, and our profession.”

When Seuling started running cons, Uslan continued, “There was a sophistication to it. Because all of a sudden I was going to a con and Stan Lee was here, and Will Eisner was there, and Burne Hogarth [of the Tarzan comic strip] was there, and Milton Caniff [of Terry and the Pirates and Steve Canyon] was there.” This was interesting to me for a couple of reasons. Newspaper comic strips were long considered to be a superior field to comic books (like movies were vis-a-vis television, I suppose), so it’s interesting that Seuling managed to persuade comic strip giants like Caniff and Hogarth to attend a convention for comic book fans. And it’s also intriguing that comic book convention attendees of that time apparently would have been interested in Caniff and Hogarth as special guests. What percentage of today’s comic con attendees care about classic newspaper adventure strips?

Uslan continued, “the one thing Phil Seuling really brought us as fans and as comic cons was respectability. It was respectability for the fans, it was respectability from the pros, and I think that changed everything forever.”

I don’t know that the mainstream media considered comics conventions respectable in the 1970s or 1980s. Even quite recently mainstream news reports on the San Diego Con often seem to belittle the attendees as a community of geeks and act as if virtually everyone comes in a wacky costume. Only now, I think, is the tone of mainstream press coverage really starting to change. But yes, it was important that Seuling brought comics fans and pros together. It’s rather startling to realize there was once a gap between them that had to be bridged.

Schanes explained that in the old days, it was New York’s comic con, not San Diego’s, that was acknowledged as the country’s greatest. Schanes was from the West Coast, “But In “˜71 San Diego was a very small show, and we had hundreds of people, not thousands. So we wanted to go to the mecca. We wanted to go to New York City and see the famous New York comic con. They were actually putting original artwork on the covers of the program books,” something else that we take for granted now, but was a big step to take at the time.

Moreover, “we were always very, very envious, being in the West,” Schanes went on. “We knew Jack [Kirby] was in Sherman Oaks [California], but. . . that’s where all the [other] artists were, was in New York City.”

Paul Levitz added, “Most of them were within fifty miles.” Nowadays comics writers and artists for American comics live all over the country and even in Britain, But in those days before FedEx and the Internet, the American comics industry was almost entirely centered within easy commuting distance of New York City.

Summing up, Schanes told us, “it was a very zen thing to go to New York and make the pilgrimage and see all the famous people. . . .”

Then Paul Levitz expounded a theory I find quite impressive. ” At dinner with Stan [Lee] about six months ago,” he began, “I made the argument that everything that’s going on here in comics today is his fault. . . . ” Well, that’s indeed true, not only in that Stan pioneered three-dimensional characterization in mainstream adventure comics, and demonstrated how genre comics could be used as a mode of personal expression, but also because without his Marvel revolution, American comics might well have virtually died out decades ago.

Levitz continued, “I think there’s a domino theory of the evolution of the comic book business that takes in both Stan’s work and the comic convention. . . .In the 1960s you have Stan. Julie Schwartz, really a very short list of people, starting to do comics for intelligent kids. They didn’t view it as something you could do for adults. This was just, “We’re going to do this for the bright kids instead of the stupid kids, because we’re going to have some fun doing this.

“Egotistically, we’ll all describe ourselves as being among that generation of smart kids who found this interesting, ” Levitz continued (Well, of course!), “and mostly those were the smart kids who showed up at the comic conventions. Those kids are the ones who came into the business, whether they came in as marketers, distributors, publishers”–apparently alluding to Griepp, Schanes, Goldstein and himself–“working for the publisher for two minutes and then teaching a course in it and then going off on the film side”–and this is a concise description of Uslan’s career– “however and in whichever fashion, and began agitating for change.” Of course, though he didn’t mention this, lots of these convention attendees became comics writers and artists as well.

Levitz told the audience, “We said, “Comics can be great; we want to do great comics. We don’t want to be screwed like the guys before. We want to do wonderful work, and we want to make money doing it, and we want to have a good time doing it.'”

As regular readers know, I gave a lecture series at the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art titled “1986: The Year That Changed Comics.” Paul Levitz likewise regards the mid-1980s as a key transitional period for American comic books. “When that broke through in the early “˜80s from all of these forces–and it would have happened without any one individual or any group of individuals, but it happened to be the bunch of us who were there at the time who were pushing for it–you very swiftly have a quantum leap in the creative quality of what happened in American comics. What’s going on here in this hall today is largely happening because of the group of people who read those books in the mid-80s. They became journalists and said, “˜Of course comics can be great. I read Maus, Watchmen, Dark Knight, Elektra, Daredevil,’ whatever it was that gave them the passion. ‘I’m going to judge by that standard.’ It’s not going to be, “˜Isn’t it amazing that they did a comic book that makes some sense?’ They said, “˜Of course, this is genuine art.’

“Some came into field as creators; many became the journalists who wrote about it; many became the booksellers. We had a couple of guys up two minutes ago who were Random House salespeople who just started handling our line. They said, “˜We love comics, we’re happy to be doing it.’ That generation really comes from all of it. The conventions brought us together. It’s where we met. I walk through this hall, and I have so many friends who go back to when I was 14, 15, 16 years old, with a shared sense of purpose. We might have been on the opposite side of business deals along the way, we might have been competing companies, certainly had our share of arguments, but we all shared a very high sense of common purpose and the conventions crystallized all of that.”

Schanes agreed, “It was the first gathering point.”

Then Levitz summarized, “It’s like, “˜We’re here. We’re the tribe.’ And he concluded, “we pulled together in all of that in a really unique fashion in American culture at that time. And we changed the culture, as a result.”

Michael Uslan then said, “I’m going to take the position as the crotchety old man for a minute, which I often do. I’m elated. As I had a chance to walk around for the last hour up here, my comment was, “˜Oh my God, I’m at a huge comic con and look, there’s comic books. There’s original artwork.’ My biggest complaint has been that so many of them have gotten so big and so diluted that you can walk through endless hallways and see no comic books and see everything else but comic books.” Do you suppose he could be referring to San Diego? Uslan continued, “For a comic con, especially for a New York comic con, to pull back to the roots and really get the old comics and the new comics and the art out there again is something I’ve been looking for for a long time, that I felt has been significantly missing.” In other words, Uslan seemed to be suggesting that the current New York Comic Con was recapturing something of the spirit of Seuling’s original New York comic cons.

“I couldn’t agree more with what Paul said,” Uslan told us. “It It goes back to what I said initially, finding out that there were other geeks like me out there,”–oh, no, not another comics person who uses this word!– “that I wasn’t alone in the universe and there were people who shared this passion and shared this joy and had this thirst for knowledge in the history of the subject matter. . . .” Now that part I agree with.

“And here we sit today,” Uslan continued. “The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York is going to open an exhibit on May 7th showing how comic book superheroes have influenced fashion, and Action #1 [the first appearance of Superman] will be on display, and Detective #27 [the first appearance of Batman] will be on display, along with many other comic books.” This is the exhibition “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy,” and I’ll be attending the press preview.

“And you’ve got to give the credit to the comic book conventions, to the tribe,” Uslan concluded, “for having gotten the message out that this is an indigenous, legitimate American art form and that this is our modern day mythology.”

For Greg Goldstein, who described himself as being “a young guy who was into writing and art” in the early 1970s, it was a revelation to go to the New York Cons and see the new comics pros of that time. “Stan and Jack and those other guys were in the legendary hall-of-famers category,” Goldstein said. But then there was the new generation: “There’d be Roy Thomas. . . and Len Wein and Marv Wolfman. It felt more attainable. But the whole thing felt like we were next. There were these guys; they weren’t much older than us; they had the same sensibilities; they had long hair; they dressed the same way we did. And it felt like, boy, they can do it and they can do some really wonderful things in comics, and therefore we had a shot.”

Returning to the subject of why comics professionals used to avoid conventions, Paul Levitz explained that “remember that as late as the late 60s, the characters in comics weren’t even WASPs. They were white Anglo-Saxons. They weren’t even allowed to be Protestants, much less have any sense of religion. They had no ethnicity. They had all been whitewashed into the blandest possible form, the creators, largely, too. Stan Lieber became Stan Lee.” Listing other Jewish-American comics creators who had changed their names, Levitz mentioned Jacob Kurtzberg, who became Jack Kirby), Batman co-creator Bob Kahn, who renamed himself Bob Kane, and artist Eli Katz, who took the name Gil Kane. “They were embarrassed,” Levitz said, apparently suggesting they feared how people would react if they knew their true ethnicity.

And then there was what had happened only a decade before: “They were recovering from the 1950s and Wertham.” Levitz was referring to Dr. Fredric Wertham, the man most associated with the anti-comics crusade of the 1950s, which claimed that comic books of various sorts contributed to juvenile delinquency, and which devastated the comics industry and the lives of its writers and artists. The story has recently been retold in the new book The Ten Cent Plague by author David Hadju.

Levitz recalled that “Joe Orlando”–one of the artists at EC Comics in the 1950s, who later worked at DC–“would tell the story, when I was working for him, that in those years [the 1950s] if he went to a party and a girl was asking him what he did for living, he was an artist. If pressed, he was an artist of things for children. Maybe somewhere between his picking up the girl or his despairing of any hope of picking up the girl, he’d finally admit that he was a comic book artist.” Back then comics were considered the bottom of the artistic barrel.

“The conventions have had an astounding power in all of this,” Levitz continued. ” ” It’s the first time anybody told these guys that what they did meant a damn thing. It’s still has that power for some of the older ones as they get to places like San Diego and they get an Inkpot [Award from the San Diego Con], or they come here. Arnold Drake”–the recently deceased co-creator of Deadman and the Doom Patrol–“was here a year or two ago and just delighting in the fact that, “˜People care about what I did? You remember who I am?'” Levitz pointed out that artist Jim Mooney, who passed away earlier this year, had not received credit on his work at DC for decades; he too finally got to meet his fans at comics conventions.

“But in the history of comics, when we start these early conventions,” Levitz asserted, “these brilliantly talented people are still battered children. They really are totally unrecognized. And the conventions were a vital part in the step of acknowledging them as the artists that they are.”

With the panel nearly at a close, an audience member asked if the panelists had any regrets about the old New York conventions.

Michael Uslan told an amusing story that also bore witness to just how worthless comics were considered only three decades ago. “We had a treasure trove down the shore in New Jersey: Collingswood Auction. It was a flea market. My friend Bobby and I would get my parents to take us every Friday night because . . . the guy would come in every Friday night with boxes from New York loaded with old, old, old comic books, and because they were so old, he sold them for a nickel a piece. Bobby and I returned every soda bottle we could find within three towns. We brought in the nickels, and over the course of a couple years, we walked off with literally thousands and thousands of comics dating back to 1936 that we bought for a nickel apiece.”

Great, huh? But then television started to report on the New York Comic Con and the prices collectors were paying for old comics. “And the word goes out, “˜comic books selling for $100 apiece,'”–which, from today’s standpoint, seems cheap for Golden Age material–“and that was the end. My supply was cut off.”

Paul Levitz had a different, more somber regret: “the questions I didn’t get around to asking. I was too busy running tables, but the history that we’ve lost. I constantly say to myself, I wish I had asked this guy about that. And I’m probably still not getting around to doing nearly enough of it.”

Back in the 1980s I was asked if I wanted to be part of an oral history project about the history of comics. I said yes, but it never happened. And that was back when Jerry Siegel. Joe Shuster, Bob Kane, Jack Kirby, Will Eisner, Julie Schwartz, John Broome, and, indeed, most of the giants from comics’ Golden and Silver Ages were still alive.

But in my next New York Comic Con report, I’ll tell you about a panel that brought together many of the surviving giants of early comics history, right here in New York City in April of 2008. But i may be tempted to write about the Iron Man movie first!

LINKS IN THE AMAZON CHAIN

You can get David Hadju’s The Ten Cent Plague: The Great Comic Book Scare and How It Changed America at Amazon.com here. I shall soon be reviewing it in my column “Books about Comics” in Publishers Weekly‘s online newsletter Comics Week.

And since I’ve promised to mention each week one of the books my own work appears in, how about Marvel’s Daredevil by Frank Miller and Klaus Janson Omnibus (as opposed to the Bendis Daredevil Omnibus), which collects much of Frank Miller’s work on the character, as well as an interview I did in the 1980s with Miller and Daredevil collaborator Klaus Janson? You can find the Miller-Janson Omnibus at Amazon here.

Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

Trailer Park: Garth Jennings

By Christopher Stipp

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It’s easy to by cynical about films nowadays.

There is a lot of talk about the excesses and bloated nature of some high-budget spectacles, costs spiraling out of control to try and outdo what the last guy did. To say nothing of stories that seem purposely manipulative and out of touch with any reality.

That’s what makes SON OF RAMBOW so disarming. When you watch the film unfold you’re half-expecting there to be some kind of spectacle but it never does come. You have to steep yourself in a narrative where it genuinely is all about the story and the soft nuances that pepper each moment we’re given into the lives of these two young boys on a quest to recreate RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD.

At first glance, even if you read the movie’s description, you wouldn’t expect to find one of the most well-crafted movies this year but the movie is one which will reward each and every viewer if you believe that is possible to make a movie that is both humorous and touching without straying into saccharine sweet territory. The movie that Garth Jennings has made is one that takes the lives of young boys and, without minimizing or patronizing the childhood experience, he has distilled one of the most objective and endearing portraits of what it’s like to be young. Further, the movie works on a level where it’s not constrained by the normal boundaries of culture; it may take place across the pond but the story has a transcendent resonance that it doesn’t matter if it was taking place in England, France, Russia or America.

I took some of the time with 1/2 of Hammer and Tongs, Mr. Garth Jennings, to talk about the film, the language of youth and about who else has made videos as a kid.

SON OF RAMBOW is now in theaters.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Garth. How are you doing?

GARTH JENNINGS: Pretty good ““ my first cup of tea has just arrived so I’m feeling pretty excited about it.

CS: Thank you for making time for me.

JENNINGS: No problem. It’s my pleasure.

CS: First of all, brilliant, brilliant film. One of the best I’ve seen this year.

JENNINGS: Oh, thank you very much. That’s very kind of you.

CS: Absolutely. I think after I saw it I was wrestling with what I like most and I think the way to kick things off is to ask was it intentional to give these kids sort of a language of their own? They exist in a place that adults just don’t live in.

JENNINGS: Well, I suppose I remember being a kid and you just have this language with one another. You have your own little way of doing things and saying things. It was certainly our intention to capture how we remember being kids. We really tried to find memories of that time. We used to make strange faces and that sort of thing. Is that what you meant?

CS: Yes, I think it’s like a sensibility, maybe I should say it that way.

JENNINGS: I thought you meant that. The whole thing was we were trying to capture how it we remember being when we were 11 or 12 and really felt like all things were possible. It never occurred to us things weren’t. And never thought about the consequences of your actions or ideas. You never really worried about failing or making mistakes until it was too late. That’s definitely what we were trying to do. So I wasn’t at all trying to make a movie on my own experiences. To write about my own experiences would have been quite a bit dull. We tried to conjure up those feelings in people when they watched it.

CS: I have to agree with you. I remember making movies of my own with my own video camera and this movie made me reflect on that and I still don’t have any solid reasons why I did it but I’m finding out that a lot of other people did that as well.

JENNINGS: Yes, when we were making this film 8 years ago we were laughing that so many people we knew made these things ““ kids live in an imaginary world and that’s not a cliché it’s really how it is. It’s only when you get older you think that’s not a good thing anymore and you start to lose that but it’s a lovely period of time in your life.

CS: I don’t think it’s bound by any time or space or anything like that.

JENNINGS: That’s certainly what we were trying to avoid.

CS: It’ s really timeless, almost kind of perfunctory, to think that RAMBOW would only exist in that time but if you looked at it in any time I think it would fit just as well. Additionally, as I watched seeing the effects on the screen, obviously this film has a lower budget, but the cinematography, the photography of the film it looked like you really wanted to capture details. It seemed the physical details were important to capture.

JENNINGS: The detail was just how I remember doing things as well. Whether I was doing the drawings in my books or just the things you notice in films. We never saw the bigger picture ““ at that age I never knew what the Viet Nam War was and that Rambow was being rejected and bullied by other people. I did like the way he sawed off his own arm. He’s not even crying ““ it’s unbelievable. Those are the little things we pick up on, aren’t they? Sometimes we obsess about the details and then it irritates everybody. It’s more about quirky detail than about character and stuff. Hopefully the detail cover the characters and doesn’t become too overbearing. Nostalgia too. People think we have gone out of our way to wake up quirky nostalgia but actually we had no intention of doing that. It was only as things started to come to set with hairstyles ducked and it was like, oh my god, this is getting ridiculous.CS: Certainly within the subplot, the French foreign exchange students. Was that intended to be so absurdly funny?

JENNINGS: Well, the thing was, I remember”¦have you had the French or European Foreign Exchange Program?

CS: Yes.

JENNINGS: We had the French exchange. And I’m sure if I were to go back in time it wasn’t the way I remember it but I remember these kids getting off their coach and the seemed so exhausted compared to us and so much cooler and so European. And then they had mustaches and we thought that was really cool because I was the latest developer in the history of time. We tried to make it so that anyone watching this film would understand that feeling. Obviously in order to get that we played around with it and he becomes a peacock ““ a Pied Piper and everyone can relate to the kid that people follow or are awestruck by even though you look back and say that guy was kind of a jerk ““ what was I thinking? It sorta came out and tried also to capture that when you look back you often realized that things weren’t so straight forward, like I said about RAMBOW. I remember the kids we thought were cool were invariably, they were but also more to it than that. There was always more to it. We were trying to get that across in the film. There was another side to it.

CS: On that, I think the brother issues, the mother issues…It ties things down on a more serious level. I’m curious as to why when you were creating the script, obviously first and foremost, you wanted to create this love of imagination in youth but on the other hand you have something that is quite heavy.

JENNINGS: Yeah. I just wanted to make a proper movie and a lot of movies miss that mark for me. I just like to feel the whole range, especially when you are a kid you feel things more passionately, your friendships, your great disappointments when things go wrong, we wanted to just push those buttons but without pushing people away. When you are telling a story you are kind of manipulating people but do it in a way that doesn’t shut them off and make them uncomfortable.

CS: Right. The budget for the film obviously was not on par with HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.

JENNINGS: No. 6 million dollars was SON OF RAMBOW and HITCHHIKER’S was $60.

CS: I would imagine that that would absolutely have played in your favor. That the film, itself, is an homage that time in their life. It should be a little rougher around the edges.

JENNINGS: And it’s not that we asked for more money. We budgeted SON OF RAMBOW at that figure. That’s how much we needed to make the film.

CS: Really?

JENNINGS: We’re not really in it to overwhelm ourselves with money and opulence. We like to explain our positions up front and work out the movie before we arrive on the set, very carefully, so that we’re compared and know what we are going for. Because it is very expensive and it is somebody else’s money and it is a lot of time and effort and it’s very important to us to know what we want and that seems to be “¦. I don’t care what the budget is as long as we can do it right. I didn’t find a difference really ““ there is no great difference between music videos and films in some ways because you always try to get what you want in the short space of time that you have and someone always hurt their foot, it’s always raining when you want it to be sunny, there’s always something to be worked out and it doesn’t matter if you’ve got hundreds of monitors and tons of catering ““ the problems are always the same.

CS: Right. And on the subject of the script, at least in previous interviews I’ve read about you talking about fundamental influences coming in where Bill and Will are, do you think things are different today with the speed and access in which kids now are able to be exposed to so many different messages?

JENNINGS: I suppose there must be a bit. But to be honest with you I’m not really sure. I think you get to see more stuff I suppose than we would have done because of the access but most of the kids I’ve spoken to in the last few weeks, certainly when we were screening the movie, kids 8 years old up ““ they get it. They still feel the same way about things ““ they still get excited. If something’s good they’ll respond to it. But I don’t really know ““ I’ve got two of my own and they are very young and haven’t got to that age where they notice all this stuff but I’ve very curious to find out how different it will really be. But everyone thinks their youth was the best, don’t they? We got it right.

(Laughs)

CS: Exactly. Do you think ““ maybe even for yourself or the way you wanted Will and Bill to ultimately come out of the film ““ do you think at the end of this film it’s at that point where the kids are able to reflect on what they’ve done or do you think they still retain that sort of childish sensibility?

JENNINGS: In terms of the film? Or the boys themselves?

CS: No, I was thinking the story itself. It ends perfectly.

JENNINGS: I like those films where you get the sense that it might be alright, things might work out. It like at the end where they’re in the apartment sitting there. It’s not been resolved, not sure where they are going, but you’ve got a good ““ you like these people they might be better for having gone through the experience. Does that make sense?

CS: Yes, it does.

JENNINGS: I still feel that they worked out what was important. I think that’s their friendship. When they did things together, that was when he was the most fun. And they realized what was important at the end of the movie and I like the idea that it was a happy ending. I don’t think I could bear it if one of them had died or one of them didn’t like the other one.

(Laughs)

But it’s perfectly alright. When you are watching it you’re thinking ““ we’ve all had friendships like that at some point and probably around the same age as well. But then it gets dissolved and fades away ““ it’s not by any animosity by any means. You just grow up and you suddenly don’t like the same things ““ something happens. And it’s quite funny to look back and see how rich and how deep that friendship was and then everything changed. Not in a sad way but you can’t help but miss it.

CS: I do. It’s what a lot of people who have seen it have reflected on saying, I remember having friendship like these and all of a sudden you’re in 8th grade, 9th grade and you just turn around and they are not there anymore and you don’t ““ no one is angry at one another ““ it just happens.

JENNINGS: Yeah, and I went through that and I think those two would have separated down the line, only because that was my experience. I can’t imagine it any other way – hopefully with very, very fond memories of each other. And those are the foundations of friendships to come I guess.

CS: I know we are short on time but I want to quickly talk about the animated sequence that comes in the middle of the film ““ the intricate, handmade drawings ““ How long did it take to make that sequence?

JENNINGS: Well, it’s a mixture of live action, isn’t it? It took about 3 hours to shoot the live action element just because of the blue screen and then I think David was drawing all by hand and then scanning the images into the manipulator in 3-D, I think he pretty much remarked, all in all, about 2 weeks work.

CS: Really?

JENNINGS: Yeah.

CS: It’s brilliant. It’s a sequence that fits perfectly within the realm of imagination while it doesn’t, again looking towards HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE, it doesn’t look like an effect that was too polished.

JENNINGS: The thing was that David O’Reilly was doing everything himself. I can’t help but thinking that the fewer people you empower the more focused they are and the more they get on with it. And I don’t mean that in the driving workforce way, purely, it’s just that that’s David’s sequence. It’s his baby in a way. So he puts all of himself into it rather than one guy, doing one scene”¦.you know what I mean?

CS: Yes.

JENNINGS: And he would stay up all night. I would come in some mornings and he’d be waking up from having fallen asleep in his chair. And it’s not that we needed it done in a hurry it’s he loved it and worked very hard on it. It worked out great. I might be wrong, it might have taken a bit longer, it might have been a bit less. But once we got the money, which took forever, the shoot was 40 days and we had the picture 4 weeks after the wrap, which is fast, some films take months to edit, and gave it to David after that. He would give us a mock up of the animation within a few hours. We’d have a rough ““ we both worked out a rough storyboard together and he would do an animatic of that and I’d give it to the editor and wait for a while he was cutting while David was busy making trees.

CS: Does it seem that lower budget means more efficiency?

JENNINGS: Oh yeah. But it’s not just the budget thing. I think you could do a big movie ““ I’m always in favor of post count but you don’t know who you are getting. In every aspect of your film you have to cherry pick your crew. Every member. But once it gets to post production you’re told to go to a big company where they just have loads of people ““ but you don’t know these people and they are doing your things and suddenly it’s changed from one week to another into a different project. I used to find that very irritating. Because you can’t”¦..I just find it irritating.

(Laughs)

And then cherry picking skillful people and then giving it to them ““ it’s their thing ““ they are not just one of many people working on something that we could take or leave ““ it’s absolutely their responsibility ““ the more you make people responsible for it the more creative they are and the better the results I’m sure of it.

CS: Well, I know I have to wrap this up and if I could ask just one more question ““ I think a lot of times when directors make movies they say people can take whatever they want to take from it and give a short answer whenever pushed to explain what their work means but I’d like to hear what you hope people take away from the film.

JENNINGS: Well, Nick and I just wanted to make a film that captures how we felt at that age. It was like I was saying before that I just hope they enjoy it but more than that I hope they go away feeling better for having seen it. Like the old ones ““ get an uplifting feeling at the end ““ like they’ve really been through it and be rewarded at the end ““ it feels good and more of a feeling than I have no real message or anything like that. I don’t want people to come out and say oh the special effects were kinda quirky – that can come later. If they get a good feeling, I’ll be happy.

CS: Brilliant. Brilliant. Garth, thank you very much for your time.

JENNINGS: It’s my pleasure.

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May 5, 2008

TV Or Not TV: 5/5 – 5/11

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Well it certainly has been an interesting week since I wrote my last column.

It turns out that stunt casting will be in full effect again in the upcoming weeks as two symbols of dysfunction will be guest spotting on two different TV shows. Britney Spears will be returning to How I Met Your Mother on next week’s episode and Lindsey Lohan will guest star on the May 22nd season finale episode of Ugly Betty. This type of casting is nothing new really when you think about how a troubled Robert Downey Jr. came out of rehab and guest starred on Ally McBeal. It certainly didn’t hurt his career. HIMYM‘s makes sense since the show is considered “On the Bubble” but I don’t really get what Ugly Betty is trying to prove as they’ve already been renewed. The rumor is that she’ll also be in a few of the following season’s episodes.

Another bubble show is Reaper and in an LA Times article it was once again stated that the fate of the show is looking grim (bada-bump). The show was originally a critic favorite, and like many critical favorites before it the show’s future isn’t looking bright. It’s really a shame because the show has really been on a great roll with the post strike episodes. The show’s lead, Brett Harrison, currently has an interesting suggestion on his web site that fans of the show might find interesting if they want to let the CW know that they want the show to stay. I really hope something can come of it because I would be sad to see Reaper go so soon.

MONDAY

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Nothing says “I want to win money” like travelling to the Philippines to do it, which is what two people do for tonight’s Deal or No Deal. Suddenly last week’s Star Wars special makes far more sense to me.

CBS ““ 9:00 PM: Tonight’s Two and a Half Men is written by the writers of CSI. Look to Thursday because that’s not all!

TUESDAY

NBC”“ 8:30 PM: The SNL retread for tonight is The Best of Molly Shannon. I don’t know who compiles these, but since it has no Dog Show it isn’t really best of.

CW ““ 9:00 PM: With this being the last episode of Reaper before the CW announces there new fall schedule, Sam has to try to conquer his greatest foe ever: The Nielsen families.

WEDNESDAY

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: The global tour continues as Deal or No Deal sends players to take part in the Estonia version of the show. This is a real place? I thought they just made up the name in Encino Man.

TLC ““ 8:00 PM: Little People, Big World makes up the entire night of TLC programming.

STARZ ““ 8:00 PM: Pixar delivers again and again, and one of my favorite movies of last year was Ratatouille. The story, the acting, and the technology all come together into an amazing film.

THURSDAY

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: It’s the final episode before the big finale on Survivor. I haven’t watched a single episode.

NBC ““ 8:30 PM: Believe it or not, it’s the final episode tonight of Scrubs seven year run on NBC. If you are a fan the rumor is the show will be back next season on ABC. If not, brace yourself for everyone playing fairy tale characters. Sigh”¦

CW ““ 8:00 PM: A cloaked stranger carves Kyrptonian symbols into Lex’s chest tonight on Smallville. These taggers are really getting out of hand.

CBS ““ 10:00 PM: Tonight’s episode of CSI is written by the writers from Two and a Half Men, where in a sitcom star is killed. I hope there’s no art imitating life in this subtext.

FRIDAY

TNT ““ 8:00 PM: Even though this movie is named Sahara somehow they get Matthew McConaughey shirtless at the beach. Is it in his contract that this guy has to expose his Pecs in every film?!?

CARTOON NETWORK ““ 8:00 PM: I really enjoyed the other big budget Jon Favreau movie, Zathura, and you can to.

SATURDAY

USA ““ 8:00 PM: Get your Indiana Jones on before the new movie comes out with the one that started it all: Raiders of the Lost Ark.

TLC ““ 9:00 PM: This week on Trading Spaces a divorced couple renovate each other’s bedrooms. This can’t end well.

SUNDAY

CMTV ““ 4:00 PM: To celebrate Mother’s Day it’s an 8 hour marathon of the FOX reality show Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy. Marguerite Perrin fans sadly will get no God Warrior during this marathon.

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: The Simpsons take an interesting direction with their Mother’s Day show, where Homer’s mother suddenly dies. That’s uplifting.

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Was it a Fan or a Favorite who won this season’s Survivor? No, really, tell me after you watch this. Like I said before, I haven’t watched a single episode. Why start now?

Will Wilkins thinks Reaper really deserves a second season.

SModcast 48

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

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SModcast 48: Massholes –

In which our heroes talk about that old time religion, ruminate on the clerical touch, and try to discern the role of the hot tub in Holy Mother Church.

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May 4, 2008

Scrubs Blog: My Welcome Back

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VIDEO BLOG #101: “My Welcome Back” ““
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