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January 14, 2011

Weekend Shopping Guide 1/14/11: Lucky Louis

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

Louis CK proves yet again why he’s one of the finest practitioners of stand-up today with Hilarious (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), a feature-length exploration of life after 40, newly-divorced with a pair of young daughters, in a world of increasing frustration. Get this disc. Get it now.

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I love desktop gadgets, if only because they provide a welcome – and inherently evil – distraction from actually getting down to the mounds of work at hand. So imagine my delight when I learned I could get a desktop item that not only provides a visual lure, but also a geeky one? That’s what you get with the Doctor Who Levitating TARDIS ($34.99), which features a tiny floating TARDIS (the magic being the battery powered magnets in the stand). Spin it and watch it go round and round and round and round, and realize that you’re traveling forward in time… with no work getting done whatsoever.

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I don’t think it’s his best, but there’s no denying the brutal power of Martin Scorsese’s Raging Bull (MGM/UA, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), a lot of which is conveyed by its amazing cinematography. That’s what benefits the most from the new high definition special edition, with every spot of black blood brutally crisp. New bonus materials include audio commentaries, a clutch of featurettes, a feature-length documentary, newsreel footage, a shot-by-shot comparison of the real fight to the film’s version, and Cathy Moriarty’s appearance on The Tonight Show.

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Whoever thought to assemble a Rat Pack of female television comedy greats – Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves, Wendie Malick & Betty White – into a sitcom of their own should be given a promotion. In the meantime, you can pick up the complete first season of Hot In Cleveland (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) and see for yourself. Bonus materials include the original pilot, featurettes, and bloopers.

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Sergio Leone’s epic Once Upon A Time In America (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP) makes its long-awaited high definition debut, and the wait will vanish from your mind as soon as you lay eyes on this truly stunning transfer of a film that has to be seen by anyone in the least bit interested in cinema. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, the theatrical trailer, and an excerpt from the documentary Once Upon A Time: Sergio Leone.

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Some doubted it would ever happen, but they were all proven wrong when Futurama (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) returned to the airwaves with 13 brand new episodes, all of which are contained in this 5th Volume set, complete with audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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The new year brings a pair of new classic Doctor Who releases from the seemingly bottomless catalogue, this time reaching all the way back to Patrick Troughton’s Doctor for The Dominators (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) and then on to Tom Baker for Meglos (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). Bonus features are the usual complement of commentaries, featurettes, interviews, and more.

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Of all the companies with deep TV catalogues, Paramount/CBS has been the most consistent in releasing their titles, often sticking by and finishing runs while other companies left theirs by the wayside. All this is to say they’ve released another clutch of deep catalogue titles, including Vegas: The Second Season Volume 1 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.98 SRP), Hawaii Five-O: Season 10 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$54.99 SRP), Gunsmoke: Season 4 Volume 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP), The Lucy Show: Season 3 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) – which is loaded with a bonus documentary, clips & commercials – and The Andy Griffith Show: 50th Anniversary (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP), which includes 17 classic episodes plus the Danny Thomas Show episode that acted as a pilot and the TV movie Return To Mayberry.

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Continuing to fulfill its remit to release deep catalogue titles sure to make cinephiles happy, the Warner Archive just dropped Two-Faced Woman (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.95), a romantic comedy which is also the last film of the great Greta Garbo.

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The further we get away from it and the more I try and revisit it over the years, I find myself less and less impressed with Kevin Costner’s Oscar-winning Dances With Wolves (MGM/UA, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), which plays as being far too impressed with itself and its own perceived greatness. Still, it looks nice, and it looks even better in high definition. The new special edition contains audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a retrospective documentary.

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As cringeworthy as both the original Office and Curb Your Enthusiasm could be, the comedic situations of Peep Show (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP) easily trump them both in sheer awkwardness. Don’t believe me? Watch the Christmas dinner episode of series 7. So delightfully sour.

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Another in The History Channel’s long line of “historical” series that have only the slightest of historical content to justify their claim that there’s historical content, Top Shot (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$34.95 SRP) drops a team of marksmen into challenges based on “historical” feats, from gunfights to sniper missions. The 4-disc set contains the entire first season, plus additional footage and interviews.

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I admit, after the departure of the original cast, my interest has declined from season to season of Skins (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), as the current batch of actors and storylines in season 4 just don’t seem to have the same freshness. Shame, really, as the show continues to use great guest stars. The 3-disc set contains audio commentaries, featurettes, interviews, and trailers.

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Ostensibly launched as a way of highlighting positive news stories, Russell Howard’s Good News (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP) is really just a nice excuse to collect funny clips from the news and the internet and provide a pleasant vehicle for comedian Russell Howard. This best-of collection also sports the unaired pilot, deleted scenes, audio commentary, and a featurette.

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Sadly, the massive Looney Tunes: Golden Collections are a thing of the past, which leaves us with single disc releases Looney Tunes Super Stars: Foghorn Leghorn & Friends & Looney Tunes Super Stars: Tweety & Sylvester (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP each) the only releases of classic Warner cartoons, but at least we can take solace that these contain cartoons previously unavailable.

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We’re nearly at the end with the release of the penultimate fourteenth season of ER (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), in which the staff of County General starts to remember some of the ghosts – of both patients and staff – that are still lingering around in a place which has had such a long history. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, a Paley Q&A for the 300th episode, and a gag reel.

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The comedy talent may be plentiful, but the quality of the sketches are just as scattershot as your average episode of Saturday Night Live in the first season of Funny Or Die Presents (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which plays as the collection of web shorts it really is.

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Originally released on DVD nearly a decade ago, the epic TV miniseries Shogun (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$79.99 SRP) – starring Richard Chamberlain as a stranded English navigator who finds himself swept up into feudal conflict in 17th century Japan – has been fully refreshed both visually and aurally, and loaded with a select scene commentary by director Jerry London, a multi-part making-of documentary, and a trio of historical featurettes.

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If you can get past some of their garbage shows about aliens and the end of the world, History does still manages to put out some real gems that should be seen, including the 5th season of their astronomical wonderfest, The Universe (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), which is best seen in high-def.

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As it stars both Patrick Warburton and David Spade, I always hope that Rules Of Engagement (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP) will be a better sitcom than it actually is – Which, granted, is my problem, not theirs. I just wish the material lived up to the performer’s ability. The fourth season set contains all 13 episodes.

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While The Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) is exactly the kind of mildly entertaining ranch fest we’ve come to expect from these outings, it’s a bittersweet affair as it features the last recorded appearance of a great comic (and truly nice guy), Greg Giraldo. Bonus materials include featurettes and interviews.

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Sadly, Yogi’s Great Escape (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.95) was one of the low-budget, haphazard TV movies that Hanna-Barbera produced starring their classic characters, and looks and feels every bit its cheapness. But hey, at least The Warner Archive has allowed completists and the curious to get it.

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Ben 10 has moved beyond Alien Force with the first volume of Ben 10: Ultimate Alien – Escape From Aggregor (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which sports 10 episodes plus a look at the making of the video game.

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I’ve long been a fan of the animated maquettes being produced by the fine folks at Electric Tiki, which are distributed by the equally fine folks at Sideshow Collectibles. When they got the Disney license a few years back, I was quite excited to see exactly whet characters they’d tackle, and so far I haven’t been disappointed. Case in point is their beautifully sculpted Roger Rabbit ($124.99), which features a swappable hand holding either a balloon or a hot dog on a stick. You know you want to get this.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Contest Round-Up: 2011-01-14

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Scribner, we’re giving away three (3) copies of Patton Oswalt’s ZOMBIE SPACESHIP WASTELAND.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of DOCTOR WHO: MEGLOS on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of DOCTOR WHO: THE DOMINATORS on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: SEASON 3 on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of SKINS: VOLUME 4 on DVD.

In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of iCARLY SEASON 2: VOLUME 2 on DVD.

In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE UNIVERSE: SEASON 5 on Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of TOP SHOT: SEASON 1 on DVD.

In conjunction with Cartoon Network Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BEN 10 ULTIMATE ALIEN: VOLUME 1 on DVD.

In conjunction with Thinkgeek, we’re giving away five (5) STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE PIZZA CUTTERS.

Win a STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE PIZZA CUTTER from Thinkgeek!

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In conjunction with Thinkgeek, we’re giving away five (5) STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE PIZZA CUTTERS.

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Win BEN 10 ULTIMATE ALIEN: VOLUME 1 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Cartoon Network Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BEN 10 ULTIMATE ALIEN: VOLUME 1 on DVD.

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Win TOP SHOT: SEASON 1 on DVD!

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In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of TOP SHOT: SEASON 1 on DVD.

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Win THE UNIVERSE: SEASON 5 on Blu-Ray!

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In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE UNIVERSE: SEASON 5 on Blu-Ray.

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Win iCARLY SEASON 2: VOLUME 2 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of iCARLY SEASON 2: VOLUME 2 on DVD.

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Win SKINS: VOLUME 4 on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of SKINS: VOLUME 4 on DVD.

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Win THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: SEASON 3 on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: SEASON 3 on DVD.

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Win DOCTOR WHO: THE DOMINATORS on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of DOCTOR WHO: THE DOMINATORS on DVD.

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Win DOCTOR WHO: MEGLOS on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of DOCTOR WHO: MEGLOS on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, January 26th.

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January 13, 2011

Win Patton Oswalt’s ZOMBIE SPACESHIP WASTELAND!

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In conjunction with Scribner, we’re giving away three (3) copies of Patton Oswalt’s ZOMBIE SPACESHIP WASTELAND.

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January 11, 2011

TV Or Not TV: 1/10 – 1/16

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Welcome to another week of TV Or Not TV where I really wanted to like THE CAPE and SNL.

After finally having the opportunity to watch THE CAPE I can see where the creators of the show wanted to go with it, but I think they may have fallen victim to executive involvement. The first hour of the two-hour premiere would be what most would refer to as the origin story. We get to see how the character of VINCE FARADAY evolves into THE CAPE. We get to see where he gets his training and his titular cape. We get to see how he gets teamed up with the blogger ORWELL and we see where his motivation to become a super hero comes from. The problem is this was just too much to cram into the forty-four minutes that the show had. The pilot came off as rushed and in some regards forced, which unfortunately gives it somewhat of an amateurish feel.

There used to be a time when a show that would require the scope that THE CAPE needed in its premiere would be given a full two hours (1.5 hours actual) to flesh out its concept in almost a TV movie fashion. In some cases the pilot for a show would actually be done as a TV movie to see if the audience actually wanted such a show. This is the type of treatment that THE CAPE should have been given because there were too many leaps and bounds around the story that they told for it to feel cohesive and logical. One amazing example of this is the moment that ORWELL and FARADAY team up. THE CAPE has known ORWELL for all of what feels like 5 minutes and she’s giving him an earpiece to be his backup.

Another example is when MAX MALINI is captured by the villain CHESS because of his stealing from the ARK banks. CHESS knows who he is but moving from the first to the second episode MAX is just relaxing at his carnival and apparently CHESS no longer has an interest in his lost money. If CHESS doesn’t pick this thread up again during the third episode he is the dumbest evil genius in TV show history because THE CAPE uses the exact same vanishing trick that MAX did in order to escape CHESS in the pilot episode.

If you were able to stomach the first hour of THE CAPE you were rewarded with a not-quite-as-bad second episode that demonstrates the real promise that the show holds. FARADAY is shown to be cunning, dedicated and most importantly he is flawed because he is new to this whole super-hero thing. We as the audience are also introduced to another sub-set of hired killers whose organization is known as TAROT which opens up the scope of the show for guest villains to be logically dropped in.

The one glaringly obvious weak plot point that continues on from the first to the second episode is SUMMER GLAU’s character ORWELL. We aren’t told at all why ORWELL seems to have all of the expensive toys are high-tech knowledge which is fine, but the character is extremely under-utilized. I’m still convinced that GLAU was added at the last minute to try to give the show more appeal to the male geek demographic the show is trying to pull in, but from what we’ve seen in these first two episodes it just isn’t enough.

HARI CARREY

This past Saturday’s SNL proved to be one of the most painful viewing experiences that I’ve had with the show in some time. I don’t know exactly what happened but I’d be suspicious of the fact that JIM CARREY planted himself in the writer’s room and they were all mesmerized by his BS and he was able to convince them all that he still knew what funny is. If this scenario did occur than I hope that each of the writers and cast members at least had that gut feeling that what they were hearing wasn’t actually funny at all but they were too scared to go up against the former titan that was JIM CARREY.

I knew there was something that wasn’t quite right when the show didn’t come back from the post-monologue faux commercial to a skit. I should have known from this tiny sign that I should just fast-forward to Weekend Update and from there call it a night. Sadly I did not.

The BLACK SWAN skit was bush-league at best since there was nothing done to make CARREY even appear feminine. Every other CARREY skit after that continued to fall flat for me with the exception of the WORST OF SOUL TRAIN sketch. This was the one and only time that CARREY delivered well timed goods and just enough exposure to be funny. I’m convinced that he had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of this skit as well.

I also realize, in writing this, humor is subjective and open to interpretation of the viewer. I’ve seen JIM CARREY be funnier so for me he just wasn’t up to snuff on this episode. If you thought differently feel free to comment and let me know your thoughts because I would love to hear them.

Now let’s move on to the meat and potatoes of this week’s television dining experience, shall we?

MONDAY

NBC – 9:00 PM: If you missed THE CAPE last night and want still want to build your own opinion than you can catch the first two hours again tonight. The NBC site calls it an encore, I call it a re-air.

A&E – 10:00 PM: Tonight’s HOARDERS has to be the most disgusting ever as the show focuses on a man that hoards rats. Yes, I said rats. 2,500 of them. I may not even be able to stomach this one.

TBS – 10:00 PM: MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE comes up with the suckiest road trip ever in the winter season finale as its destination: colonoscopies.

ABC – 10:00 PM: A magic store owner is found dead in Houdini’s Water Torture Tank on tonight’s CASTLE. Too bad for the guy Houdini didn’t have the Ultra-Fluffy Bed of Final Rest trick instead.

TUESDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: Why is it every time an Uncle comes to visit they always have an angle? Tonight on NO ORDINARY FAMILY we get JIM’s brother dropping in for a visit and he figures out a way to use JJ’s genius to win at gambling.

NBC – 8:00 PM: It is doctor feel good night as the contestants on THE BIGGEST LOSER get lectured by the show’s doctor about just how unhealthy they are.

COMEDY CENTRAL – 10:30 PM: If you’re a fan of funny and sports you’ll be sure to enjoy the premiere tonight of the ONION SPORTSDOME.

WEDNESDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: The only bad thing about two hours of HUMAN TARGET is that they are blowing through new episodes way too fast.

ABC – 9:00 PM: MITCHELL bumps into a former girlfriend on tonight’s MODERN FAMILY. No, you read that write and no, I didn’t get it wrong.

TLC – 9:00 PM: MY STRANGE ADDICTION brings us a teen that eats detergent. This makes me glad I’ve never had to wash my kid’s mouth out with soap.

ABC – 10:00 PM: The creator of GREY’S ANNATOMY and PRIVATE PRACTICE stretches into unknown territory with a medical drama (big shock) but set in the jungle! This is going to make those laundry room hook-ups a lot more complicated.

THURSDAY

USA – 6:00 AM: Home sick from work (or not working)? How about a ROYAL PAINS six hour marathon?

ABC – 8:00 PM: WIPEOUT contestants have to work their way past the Yule Log and I only wish this was on during the holidays for me to truly enjoy its winter theme.

DISCOVERY – 8:00 PM: If you missed the GREEN HORNET special edition of MYTHBUSTERS than tonight you can enjoy it.

FRIDAY

CBS – 8:00 PM: It’s the penultimate episode of MEDIUM and ALLISON finally gets to meet a psychic stalker (the guy is stalking a psychic, not a stalker who sees the future or anything).

THE CW – 8:00 PM: Tonight’s repeat of SMALLVILLE gives CLARK a glimpse of his red and blue future thanks to BRANIAC 5.

HBO – 9:00 PM: The animated version of a podcast returns for a second season tonight with THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW. Just consider it a warm up for the GOLDEN GLOBES on Sunday.

VH1 – 9:00 PM: It’s the CRITICS’ CHOICE MOVIE AWARDS and I’m happy to say that even nearing 40 I still don’t completely agree with the critics.

SATURDAY

ABC – 9:00 PM: It’s the MISS AMERICA PAGEANT and we can only hope for another viral-worthy Q&A with the contestants.

SYFY – 9:00 PM: I’m not sure if the name of the SYFY original movie BEHEMOTH is for the title character or how big a piece of crap this will be.

NBC – 11:30 PM: Last week’s SNL may have sucked hard but at least when it comes to scheduling they’ve still got it with the combo of GWYNETH PALTROW and musical guest CEE LO GREEN. I can’t wait for the bleeps during their inevitable duet.

SUNDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: RICKY GERVAIS returns to host THE 68th ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBES tonight and if I watch it is just to see him.

HBO – 9:00 PM: I hope you are all caught up on BIG LOVE because the final season premieres tonight. .

BBC AMERICA – 9:00 PM: THE TUDORS starts its cable syndication tonight on BBC AMERICA so if you always wanted to see it and didn’t have SHOWTIME than now’s your chance.

COMEDY CENTRAL – 10:00 PM: I have no idea if it’s any good but how could I not resist wanting to type DENIS LEARY AND FRIENDS PRESENT DOUCHEBAGS AND DONUTS?

January 9, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-01-09

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I’m remembering the empty dreams of the mechanically flawed Snoopy SnoCone Machine. Rickety piece of crap THAT PROMISED SO MUCH HAPPINESS…

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January 7, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-01-07

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At some point, we’re going to get Paula Deen in The Most Dangerous Game…

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Weekend Shopping Guide 1/7/11: Of Schmucks & Pilkington

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

I think it largely disappeared from theaters, which is a shame, because Dinner For Schmucks (Dreamworks, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is actually a fun little comedy in the vein of most recent pics starring Paul Rudd and/or Steve Carrell – affable, funny, and heartwarming. Rudd stars as a business exec whose attempt to get a better position are hindered only by making a good showing at the titular dinner, which requires executives to find a bizarre person to bring as a guest to be mocked by the others. Naturally, Rudd pegs onto Carell to be his guest, but things don’t go quite to plan. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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Want a little bit of quick, cheap work area light with the convenience of USB? Then the USB LED Desktop Lamp ($7.99) is the convenient, bright, perfectly-named solution to your needs. Easy, right?

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If you enjoyed the Ricky Gervais podcast, the animated versions made from those recordings and presented as The Ricky Gervais Show (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) don’t really enhance the humor that much, but serves as a nice “best bits” collection that just happens to have some visuals attached. The 2-disc set contains the entire 1st season plus an episode storyboard and Comedy Gala animation.

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After a smattering of single-disc releases, the long-awaited second volume of iCarly Season 2 (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) has arrived, sporting 12 episodes plus a small clutch of behind-the-scenes extras (though it’s ridiculous there aren’t far more).

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When I first saw My Dog Skip (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP), I feared it would some kind of saccharine, nostalgia-fueled snoozer. To my surprise, it was actually a sweet little flick that’s largely carried on the back of the then still-lovable Frankie Muniz. Don’t believe me? Give it a spin via this new high-def edition. Bonus features include audio commentaries and additional scenes.

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The fourth season of Big Love (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) finds multiple-family man Bill Hendrickson out from under the thumb of mad “prophet” Roman Grant, but will his plans to run for the Utah State Senate tear apart his happy homes? Bonus materials include a special behind-the-scenes featurette for every episode.

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Like most Ron Howard films, I found Backdraft (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) to be wholly competent, but ultimately lifeless and dull. Sure, the fire visuals remain impressive – more so now in high definition – but the story and its execution by Howard just sort of sits there. Bonus materials include an introduction, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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It’s in re-watching it that I fully understood just how mannered and poor man’s Wes Anderson (which, really, should be left up to Wes Anderson) Sofia Coppola’s Lost In Translation (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) is. Though, I admit, it’s always fun to see Bill Murray on autopilot. Bonus features include featurettes, deleted scenes, a music video, and more.

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ABC Family’s The Secret Life Of The American Teenager (ABC Family, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) continues to steam along, as the 5th season finds the characters facing teenage pregnancy head-on. Bonus materials include a quartet of featurettes.

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Yeah, Family Guy‘s Star Wars parodies are largely inferior to Robot Chicken‘s, but that’s largely due to the former’s shoehorning of their characters into the roles, instead of being allowed to just play with the universe as it exists. Thankfully, they’ve come to an end with the 3rd and final installment, Family Guy: It’s A Trap (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) which, as you can guess, takes on Return Of The Jedi. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and outtakes.

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It’s a daunting proposition, revisiting a film that defined the 80’s with the simple phrase “Greed Is Good”, and I’m not entirely sure Oliver Stone succeeds with Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which comes on the heels of the economic collapse of the past few years that itself has played like an awkward sequel to the financial whirlwind of the 80’s. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, interviews, featurettes, and more.

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For fans eager for its release the wait for the complete high definition release of Battlestar Galactica: Season Four (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$88.98 SRP) have had their prayers answered by a robot with this 6-disc set featuring audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, extended cuts, video blogs, and more.

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The idea of carrying on a TV series in comic book form – written by the showe’s creator and writers – is actually a pretty good idea. Sadly, Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Season 8 (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) is a motion comic version of the comic book series that managed to maintain the same level of tragic mediocrity that marked the pitiful end of that once-proud series.

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The Warner Archive Collection certainly has been going full bore when it comes to their catalogue releases, and have ramped up things considerably on the animated side. I mean, I don’t think anyone ever expected they might one day be able to purchase a complete series set of Hanna-Barbera’s short-lived Swat Kats (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$34.95). But here it is.

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I thought the fine folks at Sideshow did a bang-up job with their original Indiana Jones Premium Format figure, taken from Raiders Of The Lost Ark and holding the golden fertility idol. As well done as that mixed media figure was, they’ve trumped it with the one-two punch from Temple Of Doom with Premium Format Figures of both Indiana Jones ($309.99) and Mola Ram ($294.99). Both are very limited editions, and supplies are dwindling fast. I’d recommend you pick both up before you miss out, or you’ll regret being left at the mercy of the aftermarket for these gems.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Ken P. D. Snydecast #166: What’s New Wit You

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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Trailer Park: THE DILEMMA Screening, PAPER MAN, HOWL

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By Christopher Stipp

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The Dilemma -Advance Screening

the-dilemma-posterAfter all the brouhaha concerning whether Vince Vaughn’s character could say whether a car was or was not “ghey” (spelled the way the Internet intended) the movie is finally here to say once and for all if a vehicle is capable of having a sexual preference. Yes, I know, these are probably the same radicals who think that censoring Huck Finn of its nasty n-words was a good idea. It isn’t and it’s a form of censorship and good for Ron Howard for keeping the joke in tact. In fact, I may even buy a ticket just for pushing aside those who think he should have excised it from the film.

For those of you true Americans who believe in free speech and live in the metro Phoenix area and would like to see The Dilemma this coming Tuesday the 11th at Harkins Tempe Marketplace at 7:00 p.m. drop me a line at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll hook it up. Support your God given right to use “ghey” in any appropriate, comedic context.

About the film:

Since college, confirmed bachelor Ronny (Vaughn) and happily married Nick (James) have been through thick and thin. Now partners in an auto design firm, the two pals are vying to land a dream project that would launch their company. With Ronny’s girlfriend, Beth (Connelly), and Nick’s wife, Geneva (Ryder), by their sides, they’re unbeatable. But Ronny’s world is turned upside down when he inadvertently sees Geneva out with another man and makes it his mission to get answers. As the amateur investigation dissolves his world into comic mayhem, he learns that Nick has a few secrets of his own. Now, with the clock ticking and pressure mounting on the biggest presentation of their careers, Ronny must decide how and when he will reveal the truth to his best friend.

BLACK SWAN – Giveway

blackswan_poster-535x793Having seen the film a couple of times already, I am convinced that Black Swan from Darren Aronofsky is perhaps one of the best films of 2010, if not the best film from last year.

A mix of the bizarre, the fantastical, the utterly intense film was something I could not help but feel compelled to tell more people about who may be on the fence about whether they should check it out while it’s still in the theaters. I implore you to do so and, thanks to some special friends, I also have some posters to give away.

Now, while I certainly have some small posters of the movie’s stunning one-sheet that any number of you cube dwellers can hang in your sullen looking work spaces while ignorant co-workers tell you how their equally dumb mother-in-law saw it and thought it was weird. To that I say there is no accounting for idiocy in this country but there is something to be said about me also having FULL SIZED one-sheets to toss out there if you’re so inclined to want one.

All you jackals have to do is send me a note at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll take ten or so people and make their week with one of these bad boys. Believe me, they’re spectacular and, if you’re lucky, someone will make a derogatory comment about the film. A barometer for intelligence, I say, and thus saving you the aggravation of trying to get them to see Black Swan. Point them in the direction of Yogi Bear, they’ll love it more.

HOWL – Blu-ray Review

howlSuch a good film.

James Franco delivers such an effective and evocative performance as the wily social provocateur, Allen Ginsberg. Detailing Ginsberg as a man who had no other intention in life than to express that which he could not contain in his mind, writing poetry that shook a lily-white public to the point of getting the law involved. No other film in 2010 examined the nature of art and its necessary place in our lives than Howl did.

In depicting Ginsberg’s obscenity trial as a result of the poem that labels this film filmmakers Jeffrey Friedman , Rob Epstein capture the true zeitgeist of the time and showed the American public for what they were when it came to words on a page, words that were spoken aloud. It’s no surprise that the puritanical social forces that kept men like Ginsberg safely away from the virgin eyes and ears of a youth population that didn’t know better must have been great and this film fantastically shows the power of what thoughts and concepts are capable of.

Largely ignored by the ticket buying public months ago the film has now made its way to Blu-ray and DVD and I could not recommend this movie more if you have an appreciation for the beat poets and what it was that they ignited many decades ago. You’ll find a new appreciation for the things that men like Ginsberg and many others who were labeled “obscene” had to do in order for parents to now decry Huck Finn as “obscene.” The more things change…

About the film:

James Franco stars as the young Allen Ginsberg ““ poet, counter-culture adventurer and chronicler of the Beat Generation. In his famously confessional, leave-nothing-out style, Ginsberg recounts the road trips, love affairs and search for personal liberation that led to the most timeless and electrifying work of his career, the poem HOWL. Meanwhile, in a San Francisco courtroom, HOWL is on trial. Prosecutor Ralph McIntosh (Strathairn) sets out to prove that the book should be banned, while suave defense attorney Jake Ehrlich (Hamm) argues fervently for freedom of speech and creative expression. The proceedings veer from the comically absurd to the passionate as a host of unusual witnesses (Jeff Daniels, Mary-Louise Parker, Treat Williams, Alesssandro Nivola) pit generation against generation and art against fear in front of conservative Judge Clayton Horn (Bob Balaban).

HOWL is simultaneously a portrait of a renegade artist breaking down barriers to find love and redemption and an imaginative ride through a prophetic masterpiece that rocked a generation and was heard around the world.

DVD Features:

James Franco in conversation with directors Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman – an all new feature length audio commentary.
Holy! Holy! Holy! The Making of Howl – featuring directors Epstein and Friedman and stars James Franco, Jon Hamm, David Strathairn, Treat Williams, Bob Balaban, poet Anne Waldman, and others.
Directors’ research tapes – original interviews with Ginsberg’s friends and collaborators Eric Drooker, Peter Orlovsky, Tuli Kupferberg, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, and Steven Taylor.
Allen Ginsberg reads Howl – never before seen footage from a performance in 1995 at the Knitting Factory in New York.
James Franco reads Howl audio feature.

Exclusive to Blu-Ray Release:
Allen Ginsberg reads Sunflower Sutra and Pull My Daisy – never before seen footage from a performance in 1995 at the Knitting Factory in New York.
Q&A with directors Epstein and Friedman moderated by John Cameron Mitchell (director of HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH and RABBIT HOLE) at the Provincetown Film Festival.

PAPER MAN – DVD Review

paper140938Sometimes you just want a movie to be a quiet character study of a couple of people.

I don’t know why this film struck a chord the way it did, certainly seeing Ryan Reynolds in tights and suicide blonde hair was certainly unique, but this film about a writer, his wife, and a babysitter who doesn’t babysit anyone had something to say about the nature of growing up even if you’re well into adulthood.

Jeff Daniels plays a suffering failed writer trying to overcome obstacles to write yet something else that is likely to not be very good if the past is any indication, his wife (Lisa Kudrow) being a source of support as she recommends them go to a small town to help him along, and Emma Stone turns up as a babysitter who sits a childless Daniels as the two of them strike up an interesting friendship based on shared fears and dreams for what awaits them when it’s time to stop playing the imaginary worlds they’ve created for themselves.

Both Daniels and Stone turn in fabulous performances as this film feels more like a two person play than it does a film. There is an intimacy the two create for themselves as this movie takes turns letting the two of them explore these fractured, yet redeemable, individuals.

It”s certainly not one of those gems that was lost in the crowd last year, as the movie has some pacing issues, but it is like finding a dollar bill on the ground: you’ll pick it up and be richer for doing so. Not by leaps and bounds, but in the secondary market where you could now see this for that dollar I can’t imagine a movie more worthy of your money.

About the film:

Paper Man is an inspirational comedic drama about an unlikely friendship between Richard (Jeff Daniels), a failed middle-aged novelist who has never quite grown up and Abby (Emma Stone), a 17-year-old girl whose role in a family tragedy years earlier has stolen away her youth. Both are unsure, both are afraid to take firm steps forward, and both are looking for that special friend-that connection-to help guide them into the future. Since his childhood, Richard has mostly relied on the imaginary one that resides in his head-a costumed superhero known as Captain Excellent (Ryan Reynolds).

At the urging of his wife Claire (Lisa Kudrow), Richard has moved to a Long Island beach community for the winter season in order to overcome his writer’s block. There, Richard meets Abby and hires her as a weekly babysitter, even though he has no children. Their tenuous, new friendship is sparked by Richard’s awe over Abby’s homemade soup and Abby’s enjoyment of Richard’s writing and his attempts at Origami. As the season progresses and the warm, quirky friendship between Richard and Abby grows, the two begin to share with each other their dreams and life hardships. With the coming of spring, Richard and Abby discover there comes a time to let go of the imaginary friends of the past and to embrace the future as a new beginning-just as one would embrace a new and unique friendship.

January 6, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & John Lloyd

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I chat with the legendary producer behind NOT THE NINE O’CLOCK NEWS, BLACKADDER, SPITTING IMAGE and the creator of QI, John Lloyd, about awards, curiosity, creativity, and more…

Hope you enjoy…

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January 3, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-01-03

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Hey! History Channel! Instead of airing “historical” shows about aliens & watered-down Top Gear, give this guy a show…

UNDERCITY from Andrew Wonder on Vimeo.

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TV Or Not TV: 1/3 – 1/9

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As a new year is upon us and in looking forward to the oncoming winter season of television I have to say there’s not a lot in the new offerings that I’m looking forward to.

Last year ABC made the decision to cut the show Flash Forward and instead continue on with the equally ratings challenged V. The programming choice was a shock to some, myself included, but I’m sure the network had some sound reasons for making their decision. It was disappointing for me since Flash Forward had actually upped its game in its final episodes with a new focus that made everything really come together. V never really had enough to hold my attention especially when you factor in the three episode premiere followed by a long break from the fall until the spring.

Tuesday marks the return of V and fans of the show are being given a mixed blessing. The show is finally back after fans have had to endure a very long wait, however the show will also only be back for 10 out of the original 13 episodes. ABC cut their order for this second season which could mean the network has very little confidence in the returning show. The creators of the show have been hoping fans will be willing to wait after the news that JANE BADLER, who played DIANA in the original 80’s version, would be coming to this new series playing a character also named DIANA. This DIANA, it turns out, is the mother of MORENA BACCARIN’s V leader ANNA. For me this isn’t enough to justify the wait but it is good enough to get me to tune in at least once when the second season premiere’s this Tuesday at 9, immediately after a new episode of NO ORDINARY FAMILY.

TO CAPE OR NOT TO CAPE?

I have to admit that during the NBC announcement of their new schedule one of the shows I was most hesitant about was THE CAPE. It seemed hokey, silly, and a show that was too ambitious for a network that is struggling in the ratings the way that NBC is.

After paying closer attention in my quest for a preview of the show I find that there is more to the show that grabs my curiosity. The main character, VINCE FARADAY (DAVID LYONS) is framed for murder and is presumed dead. In the accident where he is believed to have died he is taken in by the “Carnival of Crime” and after they hear his story they train him so that he can fight on and give him an ancient CAPE that is a weapon. He uses this training and CAPE to assume the persona of THE CAPE, the same comic crime fighter that he and his son read together.

Without seeing a single frame of the show the things that I can tell you that I like about the concept are:

  • VINCE FARADAY is BRUCE WAYNE without the money, so he’s kind of like a broke-ass BATMAN.
  • He is trained by a group of criminal circus performers lead by MAX MALINI who is played by the brilliant KEITH DAVID.
  • There isn’t one villain to focus against, there’s a cast of them.

When you factor all of the above elements together you’ve got the potential for a story that is going to be the closest we’ve had so far to the comic version of BATMAN. A masked vigilante with no super powers who only has his well trained skills and gadgets to aid him? Sounds real close.

The only item that gives me some concern is the fact that they cast SUMMER GLAU as ORWELL, a blogger, who teams up with THE CAPE. The casting just screams them trying to cash in on the geek cred that GLAU brings with her former stints on both FIREFLY and SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES. The fact that NO ORDINARY FAMILY has done well on ABC though shows that geek audiences are still hungry for some comic-inspired television so I’m going to give THE CAPE a chance.

TO EACH THEIR OWN (network)

The last item to discuss today was my sitting down to preview the New Year’s Day offerings of the Oprah Winfrey Network. I had absolutely no interest in watching this network at all and only did it for the purposes of writing about it. This shows that I’m in no way the network’s intended demographic, and my opinions on what I saw pretty much agree with that assessment.

All of the programming that I witnessed was of the typical cable network variety. I was mildly entertained by the show KIDNAPPED BY THE KIDS but was shocked that it was chosen as the show immediately following the preview show used to launch the network. Wouldn’t the network have been better served by SEASON 25: OPRAH BEHIND THE SCENES? This is an audience looking for OPRAH, isn’t it?

Regardless of the programming choice KIDNAPPED BY THE KIDS is a reality show that for the preview installment featured a workaholic parent being taken away from work and technology to spend quality time with the family while they express their frustrations at parental neglect. Basically the show is another WIFE SWAP / SUPER NANNY style show. Being a parent it is a good reminder to do what is important (like not ignoring your child to write this week’s column) but as a show to view in the long term it would quickly fall off my DVR must-list.

After the initial show I tried to take in OPRAH PRESENTS MASTER CLASS but really it felt like an auto-biographical version of VH1’s BEHIND THE MUSIC. JAY-Z communicated about himself well but I just had no interest in watching.

ENOUGH ALREADY! WITH PETER WALSH is another reality show that seemed to try to marry the current obsession we are having with those that hoard without being so depressing. Showing people a way to de-clutter and get organized is great but I used to get that from CLEAN SWEEP. Do I really need it re-tread here?

That was all I was able to watch before throwing in the towel. This channel isn’t for me. I’m not really sure who it is for but hey, OPRAH’s got the money so who is going to argue with her?

Now that we’ve gotten all of that out of the way let’s take a look at what the new winter schedule is offering our post-holiday viewing world.

MONDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: So there’s this guy named BRAD WOMACK who I guess didn’t do so well the first time he was on THE BACHELOR. Now he’s getting a second chance and I will still be blissfully unaware of what happens next.

CBS – 8:00 PM: HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER is one of the only noteworthy offerings on tonight.

ABC FAMILY – 9:00 PM: The final season of GREEK starts tonight and it’s been a long time coming. Yes, I like GREEK so sue me.

IFC – 11:00 PM: One of the best original show’s HBO ever had was THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW. Tonight it starts re-airing on IFC in quite a fitting time slot for the subject matter.

TUESDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: Although the two-hour length sometimes feels just as hefty as some of the contestants in the beginning I’m still going to sit through the new season of THE BIGGEST LOSER as it starts tonight. This show is perfect motivation if you set “lose a little weight” as your resolution for the new year.

ABC – 8:00 PM: I’ve been waiting a while now to find out how the POWELL‘s deal with DAPHNE‘s memory being erased on NO ORDINARY FAMILY. Tonight the show is back and we finally get to find out.

FOX – 8:00 PM: Sorry GLEE-k’s, tonight you’re stuck with another GLEE-pete.

CBS – 8:00 PM: If you’ve missed PAULA ABDUL‘s confusing comments during judging then you may want to tune in to LIVE TO DANCE as yet another reality show around dancing premieres.

ABC – 9:00 PM: The Visitors return tonight as we see just how good (or not) this shortened season of V is.

TNT – 10:00 PM: It’s a new season of SOUTHLAND tonight and I’m betting right about now NBC wishes they hadn’t dropped this show.

WEDNESDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: Two hours of HUMAN TARGET is a pretty good way to spend your Wednesday.

ABC – 9:00 PM: JAMES MARSDEN guests tonight as the good looking neighbor to CAM and MITCHELL on tonight’s MODERN FAMILY. JAMI GERTZ blasts in from the past as well.

CBS – 9:00 PM: How can it be that these are THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS when no one even asked me? I’m people too damnit!

THURSDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: It’s a winter installment of WIPEOUT! I can’t wait to see snow covered BIG BALLS!

NBC – 8:00 PM: If you did not see the original airing of the COOPERATIVE CALLIGRAPHY episode of COMMUNITY than I command you to watch this tonight and as a special treat be sure to look to the lower left of the screen when TROY says he wants to lick a puppy to see the pen get stolen.

MTV – 10:00 PM: Another reminder of the downfall of civilization occurs as the premiere of the next season of THE JERSEY SHORE hits the airwaves.

TLC – 10:00 PM: It’s the premiere of the final season of ACE OF CAKES. I hope we don’t find out that in the end that DUFF in the “other” bakery was dead the whole time. (worst LOST joke ever)

FRIDAY

CARTOON NETWORK – 8:30 PM: Tonight STAR WARS:THE CLONE WARS kicks off a three episode story that involves the brother of DARTH MAUL. OK, I’m actually interested.

CBS – 8:00 PM: Tonight’s airing of MEDIUM is the next to next to last ever.

FX – 8:00 PM: Roll out THE HAPPENING and the thing your network won’t have happening is ratings.

SYFY – 10:00 PM: It’s the third season premiere of MERLIN tonight and MORGANA is ready to get all kinds of wicked on the good wizard.

SATURDAY

COOKING – 4:00 PM E: If you aren’t familiar with the HUNGRY GIRL line of books and other stuff than you probably won’t be interested in her new cooking show.

DISCOVERY – 7:00 PM: It’s ripe with repeats but who can say no to a MYTHBUSTERS mini-marathon. It’s slim pickings tonight so why not?

ABC – 8:00 PM: Miss the premieres of WIPEOUT and THE BACHELOR? If you did and didn’t want to have the change the channel than you could sit and watch them both. Like I said before, slim pickings.

BBC AMERICA – 8:00 PM: If you missed last Saturday’s fourth series premiere of PRIMEVAL you can watch it followed immediately by the next episode at 9.

NBC – 11:30 PM: It’s just a few months shy of it being 15 years since JIM CARREY was on SNL. It could be interesting to see him yuck it up sketch comedy style like he did all those years ago on IN LIVING COLOR.

SUNDAY

SYFY – 11:00 AM: The network that changed it’s name to not be so SciFi is bringing us a STAR TREK movie marathon today.

A&E – 4:00 PM: Slick back your mullet and hunker down low for a DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER marathon. Drinking game rules are located here.

FOX – 8:30 PM: A new animated show tries to break into the Animation Domination block on Sunday nights with the premiere of BOB’S BURGERS. The animation looks cheap, it’s not done by anyone named Groening or Macfarlane so I’m sure it’s going to be great.

NBC – 9:00 PM: It’s the two hour premiere of THE CAPE so we can see if its worth all the commercials NBC has been putting up during the holiday season. If you miss it though it’s on again tomorrow at the exact same time in its regular time slot.

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