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March 23, 2008

Comics & Comics: Fling In The Clowns…

Filed under: Comics and Comics — admin @ 4:41 am

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Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen and I’m running out of stuff to dig.

You all know me by now hopefully (creepy, isn’t it) and you know what I’m all about. And if you don’t, go downstairs and meet me at the coffee shop across the street in fifteen minutes”¦ Well chat. So, without further rambling, lets bypass the pleasantries and get right to the funnies, shall we?

Internet: The web has been the place of recent times, to find fresh, undiscovered and often hilarious comedy content. With the size and nature of the Internet, its tough to weed through what’s worth watching. Heres a quick look at some videos I think are guaranteed to make you chuckle, if not have a chuckle-fit (which is illegal in some states). Click the blue for linkage (if you needed to know that, Hi, welcome to the internet. I have a friend who is a displaced diplomat in Nairobi, looking to offload some bank accounts… I’ll be in touch)

Improv Everywhere Food Court Musical:
New York City based improviser Charlie Todd started Improv Everywhere about ten years ago with a simple purpose in mind; To create widespread comedy madness in very public places. Improv Everywhere has been going extremely song since its inception, with such web famous videos as “The Best Buy” stunt and the now annually infamous “No-Pants subway ride”. The newest offering from the group is an inspired little piece, concieved by Charlie Todd and written by Anthony King, creator of the off-broadway musical “Guttenberg: The Musical!. Basically, its musical theater in a mall food court, and its pretty damn funny. The best part may be (as per usual) the shocked faces of the oblivious onlookers. I look forward to more great content from Improv Everywhere in the near future.

Bob Odenkirk The Truth about Lincoln: “Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Loooooo!!!!”. Bob Odenkirk; take it from me”¦ Stop directing horribly mediocre films (except Melvin goes to dinner, which is a fantastic watch) and get back to acting, because you sir still are one the funniest human beings on the planet. Its no surprise that Odenkirk has tried to extend his hand into the world of filmmaking, going the route of so many comedians before him. However, I’m of the opinion when you’ve got a good thing you should flaunt it, and Odenkirk is still comedy gold, as is evident in this hilarious web-sketch “The Truth about Lincoln”.Mix one part “In Search Of”, one part Histories Mysteries and one part Ozark hillbilly Odenkirk and you’ve got a combination that I personally find irresistible. The fact that I’m a big Lincoln fan might play into my love of this sketch but honestly, I would listen to Odenkirk do that character read the phone books. Brilliant stuff.

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TV Report:

Whitest Kids who used to be funny: What the hell happened here? Can a show really go from being so consistently funny in its first season to being downright awful in its sophomore effort? The first three offerings from this season of Whitest Kids U Know (now on IFC, and uncensored, but well get to that in a bit) have been absolutely and completely laugh free. It seems like whatever spark the boys had to them in the first season is now completely gone, and has been replaced by the crudest and “shocking’iest” lowest denominator humor possible. Look, I’m no prude, but a scene about anal sex that ends with the line “Frosted Turd” is just not funny. Comedy isn’t about trying to shock or offend people so much they laugh, it’s about making them laugh, something the guys from the troupe “used” to be able to do. I think the main culprit of this sudden lack of quality is the fact that the show has moved from the basic cable channel Fuse, to the pay channel IFC, and has lost all restrictive forces or censorship. For some reason, the troupe took that as an excuse to stop writing smart comedy and to start writing the stupidest kind of “Gross-out” humor possible. I recently watched all three of this seasons episodes back to back and was frankly shocked at how little I enjoyed them. A month ago, if you asked me I would’ve told you this was one of the funniest shows on television. But based on this season’s initial offerings, I would say to avoid the program at all costs. I’m not ready to give up entirely yet, but if things don’t turn around soon I’m going to start calling them The Whitest Kids I Used to Know.

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To Look For:

Super High Me: Stand up comedian and High Times man of the year recipient Doug Benson has produced and starred in his first feature film, a documentary very much in the vein of Morgan Spurlock’s McDonalds expose Super-Size Me and I for one am very excited to see the finished product. Super High Me follows Benson on his Spurlockesque adventure, this time the subject not hamburgers but rather marijuana. The concept is as follows. Doug will abstain from smoking marijuana for 30 days which throughout he will receive regular doctor exams and record his results (ala Spurlock), to be followed by a 30 day period of heavy, every day pot smoking, to which he will follow the same medical protocol. What basically amasses to a pro-medical marijuana documentary promises to infuse Benson’s unique stoner sense of humor. This flick has been a hit (I’m funny) so far at the festivals its played at, and I would suggest you take the chance to see it if it comes to a theater near you. Pre movie activity is optional.

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Well, thats it for this week. Check back on thursday for my dismal look at the Wizard World L.A Non-Con. (Ill explain). Have a enjoyable week, if you find it so. If not, look for it…

And as always,

“Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

Matt Cohen is currently rubbing his eyes, but they still hurt.

March 21, 2008

Weekend Shopping Guide 3/21/08: The Meek Shall Inherit

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:10 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Leave it to the wonderful documentary Life After People (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP) – in which, as the title suggests, we learn what happens to the human legacy and creations if we were to suddenly disappear – to illuminate just how little we leave behind that has any real permanence to it. In fact, the evidence of our lives upon this planet is eliminated depressingly fast if left to the devices of mother nature. The DVD features additional scenes. Definitely check this out.

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I’m endlessly fascinated by the Beatles, which is why a documentary like Composing The Beatles Songbook (Pride, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) is right up my alley. It’s a fascinating look at the songwriting partnership of John Lennon and Paul McCartney in the period from 1957-1965 – in other words, when they were actively writing together. Great stuff.

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You know, Will Smith’s I Am Legend (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$34.99 SRP) is actually a decent adaptation of the Richard Matheson novel – up to a point. That point is when we leave behind Smith’s Dr. Robert Neville – who has stayed behind in a decimated New York City to try and find the cure for a virus that has wiped out mankind, leaving a small survivor base of violent humanity, the immune Neville, his dog, and the hope of more people out there somewhere. The film begins to flail about in the cesspool of Hollywood mediocrity when the crappy CG infected monstro-humans show up, with their implausible anaconda mouths and plastic skin. It’s a shame it all falls apart, because they had something there. The 2-disc edition features an alternate ending that hews closer to the book and a quartet of animated comics.

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I really don’t get the attraction of Enchanted (Walt Disney, Rated PG, DVD-$29.99 SRP). I saw it in the theater with family over the holidays, and I admit that the conceit was good – an animated fairytale princess (Amy Adams) on the eve of her marriage to the handsome prince (James Marsden) gets banished to the “real world” New York City by the evil Queen (Susan Sarandon) and must find her way while finding new love (Patrick Dempsey) – but the execution was just saccharine and cheap. It’s sad, because it could have been a memorable meta romp. Bonus features include deleted scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and bloopers.

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Though the recent remake starring author Woody Allen and Michael J. Fox has long been available on DVD, the original adaptation of the cold war farce Don’t Drink The Water (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) – starring Jackie Gleason as the unfortunate American family man whose innocent tourist snaps behind the iron curtain are misinterpreted as spying, leading to an international incident – has been MIA. Well, it’s MIA no more, and it’s worth a peep.

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Nothing cries out “prestige Oscar picture” like Atonement (Universal, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP), with its sweeping storyline about love, bitterness, war, and Britishness. The story, in a nutshell, is about a pair of young lovers (Keira Knightley & James McAvoy) whose passionate embrace is witnessed by her younger sister (Saoirse Ronan), whose jealousy leads her to tell a lie that has lasting consequences for them all. Sounds prestige-y, doesn’t it? Bonus features include an audio commentary, making-of featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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Essentially blendered fairy tales, the Jim Henson company’s Unstable Fables should be a winning concept, as it allows for a fun reimagining of classic stories. In execution, though, the first installment – 3 Pigs And A Baby (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is a half-hearted, poorly executed affair that contains none of the Henson wit or magic. What it does feature is a cringe-worthy voice cast bringing an anemic script to life with third-rate CGI. If I’m ever in the presence of Brian Henson again, I’m going to give him a healthy smack upside the head. Bonus features include a trio of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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Not only had the franchise jumped the shark, but it was doing cartwheels by the time the Flintstones had evolved into the Saturday morning Pebbles And Bamm-Bamm Show (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), which aged the titular characters into their teens and made the whole thing into a prehistoric American Graffiti. The 2-disc set contains all 16 episodes, plus 4 additional Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm episodes from The Flintstones Comedy Hour.

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The third (and penultimate) season of Battlestar Galactica (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) seems to have been full of the twists and turns that fans of the series delight in. Personally, I’m still not enamored of the show, and find its initially bleak outlook to have turned into a lackluster take-off on Blade Runner. Still, fans will delight in the 6-disc box set, featuring all 20 episodes (with “Unfinished Business” getting a 25-minute extension), deleted scenes, commentaries, podcasts, video blogs, and webisodes.

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After his last few abysmal flicks, I admit to being a bit leery of taking in Guy Ritchie’s latest, Revolver (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$24.96 SRP). Thankfully, he’s gone back to the gangster character pieces that defined his best work – Lock Stock and Snatch. This time around, it’s Jason Statham as a grifter out for revenge against a crime boss (Ray Liotta) who finds his revenge may be a bit more complicated than he first thought. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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Sadly, they should have let the accident take the Bionic Woman (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) and not bothered to waste the money keeping her afloat. The resurrection of the 70’s Bionic spin-off is DOA and annoying in the way that all of these hyper-glossy, utterly boring post-modern sci-fi series seem to be. Whither wonder with your angsty adventure? The 2-disc set features all 8 episodes, plus an audio commentary and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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It’s so awkward when a show tries so hard to be like one of your favorite shows, but ends up failing miserably. You just feel bad for the poor mooks. Such is the case with the first season of the ABC Family show Greek (ABC Family, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), which tries to do for college what Freaks and Geeks did for high school. Remember back when that was called Undeclared? It was funnier and more enjoyable then. The 3-disc set features all 10 episodes, plus deleted scenes, commentaries, a behind-the-scenes featurette, an extended music sequence, and a look at season 2.

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Things are winding down by the time we get to the eight season of Married With Children (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP). Most of the humor had played out, and it was clearly marking time until the end. It’s sad, really, since the show was quite groundbreaking and funny in its early seasons. The 3-disc set features all 26 episodes, plus two “minisodes” of Silver Spoons and VIP.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Trailer Park: Dentmobile Goodness in Scottsdale, Arizona

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By Christopher Stipp

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I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

First things first, yes, I actually left my house on a Saturday for a free T-shirt and, yes, I dragged my two girls along with me. And, yes, I got a few more shirts, assorted swag and I am going to be giving out a few of these things in the coming weeks. We might have a contest, stay tuned.

It’s odd to try and explain why I would ensconse myself in this experiment of movie marketing, by definition this was all an exercise in making people buy into this film and to spend money on it, but I can give two definitive reasons about what drove me to see this “Dentmobile” stop along its way to other cities across America:

1. I read this piece in Wired magazine about the proliferation of ways marketing departments are trying to infiltrate the youth demo in ways that don’t overtly make it known that commerce is at the root of its mere existence and the fascinating psychology about why this is better than any movie trailer or pseudo interview by some shill of a movie star about why you should depart with your money to see their film.

2. I just wanted to see what kind of crazies would also turn out on a Saturday morning who weren’t there on the pretense of reporting back in their own columns.

One of the things that struck me as I stood at the corner of Indian School and Scottsdale road at 10:50 a.m., ten minutes before the Dentmobile’s scheduled appearance, was how other dudes (and don’t kid yourself. This is all about the dudes. The hardcore, real geeky variety.) were giving each other the Larry Craig two-step in trying to figure out who was there at the busy corner of a suburban tourist destination and were in on the secret.

I struck up a conversation with the obvious fan who donned a Dark Knight logo-ed t-shirt about how he found out about this as I did: I received an e-mail just days before giving me little time to plan/re-think whether I wanted to actually go out and see this in person. The guy was amiable enough, he told me he was an extra in BATMAN BEGINS and was part of a crowd scene that required him to spend a lot of time on the set. He didn’t mention ever seeing Christian Bale but he did comment that he was impressed with Christopher Nolan’s sense of dress on the set. As we spoke, another fellow geek strolled up, established that we were now 3 strong (5 if you could my 2 year-old on my shoulders and my 4 year-old twisting around my hips) with a few patches of other smaller groups that were all looking at one another as if this was some FBI sting ready to go down. The newest dweeb talked about his previous contact with this virulent strain of viral marketing for the film and was one of those, locally, who tracked down a Joker cake that had a phone inside of it. Now, I thought these were given out to select members of the media but from his frenzied storytelling of how the charade went down to his cryptic mentioning that even though the phone was a pre-paid one someone added minutes to it in late January. No one knows what this could be, if anything, but it certainly adds to the sensational intricacies Warner Bros. is taking with this project.

It wasn’t until about 11:14 when I thought I was the one who was the idiot who drove almost a half and hour to get there to maybe, possibly, we’re-not-quite-sure catch the sight of a van that would be distributing oodles of free crap. Not just any crap but quality crap from the DARK KNIGHT.

And that’s about the time when we saw the van. What was amusing about the sighting is that we all zombified at that moment, following the slow pace of the van and walking towards it en masse as if it were playing an ice cream jingle only we could hear. Following it down a few streets, back to where it first appeared to then having a mall cop ask the Dentmobile’s ambassadors, two dudes who looked fresh off a Nine Inch Nails concert bender, to move elsewhere. To their credit I have to say the guys representing WB really got into the shtick. They started schilling for this fake candidate with the same kind of vigor and exuberance that any person going to a road rally for an Obama or McCain campaign stop would get in a small dose. Shit, for a while I thought I would be voting for Harvey Dent in the next election. Stuffed with scads of buttons, stickers, campaign signs, to say nothing of the sweet ass shirts, I had gotten my campaign fill. A few of those who I was chatting with before the Dentmobile arrived were coaxed by the campaign workers to actually shout at passing cars in support of Dent’s election campaign.

I was amazed.

People were walking up sidewalks, being prompted by no one, shouting at cars to vote for Harvey Dent. There was no prize, no extra swag for doing so, but these people were there chanting for Dent’s election. This was where I drew my proverbial line, I was into this but I wasn’t stupid, and left my fellow fans to ponder what made this Kool-Aid so delicious. Maybe it’s the thrill of being a part of a marketing machine, maybe it was because no one working on this campaign ever asked me to go see THE DARK KNIGHT and treated this as a real rally or maybe it fills some fictitious void in the participants’ lives. That’s certainly not a bad thing considering what else it could be filled with and everyone there looked like they were having a great time being there. The people present stretched over all sorts of age lines, you had a lots of other little kids who were no doubt dragged by their weird ass fathers, and even the guy who looked like a victim of not only a serious case of albinoism, but appeared alopecia was a concern as well, and went as far as to get that odd symbol that kept popping up in Heroes this season tattooed on his forearm looked like he was there for some scary fun.

I am only left to think that there are really Super Fans out there who are really into what this film’s promotion wants you to believe. It’s convincing enough to make an otherwise normal human being to shout at passing cars.

Here, then, are the photos from last Saturday’s Dentmobile experience:


There it was, rolling through the lily white and gentrified streets of Scottsdale

 


“Where’s the Dentmobile going, guys?”

 


Free shit. We want free shit…

 


The anticipation is almost too much by this point…

 


The guy standing in black on the right? Brought a copy of the THANK YOU FOR SMOKING DVD, he did. At first I thought he knew something I didn’t. I quickly deduced he did not.

 


Guy wiping his nose? Scary as all fu$%. And hey, you can see Albino Boy in the way back. Just as scary, friends.

 


Free stuff is the privilege of being an American.

 


The back of this badonkadonk is straight trippin’, yo.

 


The woman rocking the mullet in the front here was rough trade. I’m sure I could have hit that for a t-shirt and a few buttons.

 

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More mullet goodness and the mightiest set of nerds this side of Phoenix. The guy with the Batman shirt should have been schooled by the Jeremy Piven PCU rules concerning outerwear.

 

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Where was Ogre from REVENGE OF THE NERDS shouting “NEEEEERRRRDS!”, hanging out of an Escalade, when I needed him to materialize the most?

 

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I apologize in advance to my daughters for indulging their crazy father. I’m at a loss to determine who had more fun hunting down this fake van.

RUN, FAT BOY, RUN (2008)

Director: David Schwimmer
Cast: Simon Pegg, Hank Azaria, Ameet Chana, Dylan Moran, Thandie Newton, Harish Patel
Release:
March 28, 2008
Synopsis: Five years ago Dennis (Simon Pegg) was at the altar about to marry Libby (Thandie Newton), his pregnant fiancée. He got cold feet and ran for the hills and he’s been going in circles ever since. When Dennis discovers Libby’s hooked up with high-flying-go-getter Whit (Hank Azaria), he realizes it’s now or never. He enters a marathon to show he’s more than a quitter but then finds out just how much sweat, strain and tears it takes to run for 26 miles. Nobody gives him a chance but Dennis knows this is his only hope to more than a running joke.

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Prognosis: Positive. I wasn’t a fan of HOT FUZZ.

I thought it was a nice diversion of sorts and that its comedy, spoofing and lampooning other action films, wasn’t so much of a satire or ironic as it was just a little pedantic. I certainly enjoyed having Spaced on my TiVo but I’m not one, like many out there do, to give a the written equivalent of a happy ending to every Pegg project. That said, I am a big Simon Pegg fan. He’s got the presence of a comedian and funny man without exhibiting the characteristics of those like him who try way too hard to be amusing. He seems likable and honestly feels like an Everyman.

In this trailer, he’s just absolutely endearing.

I’m a little unsure of the voiceover used to kick things off in this thing that uses the conceit of relationships as marathons. The words about dedication, discipline and determination ring a little hollow as they would if you saw them on an 8th grade essay asking someone to compare and contrast relationships and marathons.

The set-up, thankfully, comes rather quickly after that and we’ve got the movie set up before us in a matter of seconds. So, he’s a bit of a cad, almost like our anti-hero in HIGH FIDELITY, and he needs to make “one last attempt” to get into the good graces of his ex in the hopes he can woo her away from Hank Azaria by getting in shape for a marathon. I’ve seen Hank’s ass in ALONG CAME POLLY and I can unfortunately report that Simon doesn’t have a chance.

The bits that show Simon stretching outside of his house in some rather obscenely short shorts is hilarious as is his meeting with Hank in the locker room and being face to face with the wang that is being used to schtupp his ex-girlfriend. The scene, however brief, is enough to make me smile as you just track the expression on Simon’s face. As well, His inability to choke down raw egg yolks is just as good and it’s a brilliant send-up to all those pictures where dudes choke them down like they were milkshakes.

What’s more, and this is rather impressive, the trailer does a salchow of a jump and lands squarely on the side of serious drama where we see what Simon’s previous actions, walking out on his pregnant fiancée the first time, has permanently scarred the relationships he has now. It’s a bold move and one that usually isn’t one that’s allowed to come out, especially when you’re trying to sell this as a comedy, but it works and it’s poignant.

The trailer ends with the promise of a great story that happens to be punctuated with laughs along the way. It’s premise and execution seems fresh and that’s simply all I need in order to be convinced that I will buy into this film’s pitch. Too many times the trailers that accompany films depend on that sense of categorization. It’s the reason why you hear people talk about a movie being just the opposite of what they were sold in a commercial. Good or bad aside, selling a film based on only one aspect of a film’s content is not only false advertising but it leaves a bad taste in the mouths of those who bought into it. Thankfully, this preview puts itself out there to be seen as both funny and, hopefully, poignant.

THE INCREDIBLE HULK (2008)

Director: Louis Leterrier
Cast: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt
Release:
June 13, 2008
Synopsis: THE INCREDIBLE HULK kicks off an all-new, explosive and action-packed epic of one of the most popular superheroes of all time. In this new beginning, scientist Bruce Banner (Edward Norton) desperately hunts for a cure to the gamma radiation that poisoned his cells and unleashes the unbridled force of rage within him: The Hulk.

Living in the shadows – cut off from a life he knew and the woman he loves, Betty Ross (Liv Tyler) – Banner struggles to avoid the obsessive pursuit of his nemesis, General Thunderbolt Ross (William Hurt), and the military machinery that seeks to capture him and brutally exploit his power.

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Prognosis: Negative. I usually set the bar really low when it comes to what I expect out of my summer movie trailers.

You already know at the outset that the content for the film is nothing more than what will pay for a large percentage of the operating costs for the studio the other 51 weeks of the year and the only function of the film trailer for these films is to speak to my base needs as a male. Mayhem, explosions, flashing lights, shiny spoons, all these things should be the stock and trade of any good trailer maker for a summer but this one decides to buck tradition and just show me something that I would expect to find in late August.

I’m amazed this is what passes for a preview for the “reboot” of THE INCREDIBLE HULK.

One of the first things, right off the bat, that this trailer suffers from is a really, really, limp and emotional beginning. What do I care that Ed Norton is having internal problems with controlling the Hulk? I won’t even get creative with the way I say it, I simply don’t. You’ve been given a golden opportunity to really make me excited by this second chance opportunity and what I get is two dudes sharing wine on a barcalounger talking about repression; for god’s sake, these two men look like they’re moments away from mashing each other’s dinner (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Instead of unveiling the second coming, I get STEEL MAGNOLIAS.

Then, they play coy.

Some random, prototypical “bad guy” is flung through the air, through some glass of an abandoned warehouse (these places are magnets for people like this) and you’ve got Tim Roth looking all greasy and slimy. Shit, could they make anyone more of a walking, hackneyed plot device? The only thing missing is a Hello My Name Is”¦Bad Guy Numero Uno.

We get treated to the Required Reading that explains the situation to the laypeople in the audience and while I don’t begrudge anyone from doing the requisite fill-in for many out there who have never heard of this green beast you would figure the rest of us would get something good to look at, not the pensive Banner shots I am sure will pepper this film. Beyond that, Roth being shown as someone else who is injected, I think, with the kind of radiation that will ultimately turn him into the Abomination.

Now, when we have the villain tearing up the city, Banner up above giving that lame, brave speech that he has to be the one to stop it, I am almost laughing at how much melodrama is infused into the moment when he gently lets go of Liv Tyler’s hands and falls gently out the back of what looks like a C-130.

I know this borders on dream casting but I would have loved to see Norton pull up his sack and get pumped before flinging himself out of the plane. I don’t want Gandhi going into war I want a Russell Crowe, GLADIATOR, kind of man to slap his hands together, knows what needs to be done and is ready to rip some shit up. I want someone who knows he has the Hulk inside of him and knows that he’s about to choke a bitch out. No, what we get is Lyle, The Effeminate Heterosexual ready to do battle with the Abomination.

When we do see the Hulk I am just spent with trying to articulate why the trailer has pissed me off. I liked the roaring, the squaring off with one another, and even the eventual clashing of the two of them. I’m embarrassed for Louis Leterrier that the street these two CGI figures run down is perfectly clean and that all detritus is squarely off to the side. Couldn’t someone have put people, wayward cars in the way? I mean, after all, they are both fake so how hard could putting in a dumpster be? It looks staged and, to me, I appreciate a wayward bus that gets clipped in TRANSFORMERS than I am by the prospect that these two digital creations will duke it out for an extended period of time.

Pathetic.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 3/21/2008

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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March 20, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #35: The Cow Part Of The Brain

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 8:59 pm

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #35: The Cow Part Of The Brain – Ken & Dana return with tales of photo Muppets, TV recommendations, seafood, the appeal of beef jerky, party eating, Star Trek, octogenarian fatherhood, Hollyclowns, awkward sartorial choices from the past, jury duty, Dana’s better brother, and even a peek into the mail bag.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Comics in Context #218: From Animation Into Reality

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cic2008-03-20.jpgPeople who aspire to become actors want to be on stage or on television or in the movies. Even those of us without that particular career ambition may fantasize about being “in the movies” in a different sense. In the silent comedy Sherlock, Jr. (1924), Buster Keaton’s character falls asleep in a movie projectionist’s booth, and in his dream sees the figures on the movie screen. enacting the tale of a jewel robbery, transform into people he knows. Keaton’s dream self proceeds to walk up to and into the screen, interacting with the characters on-screen. After being catapulted from one movie location to another by a series of edits, Keaton’s character eventually returns to the first setting, this time having metamorphosed into a character in the story, the detective, Sherlock Jr., who sets out to find the thief and recover the jewels.

Travel between reality and illusion goes in the opposite direction in Woody Allen’s The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985), in which a heroic figure from a movie steps down from the screen and enters the real world.

In animation there is a long tradition of attempting to break down the barriers between the real world and the cartoon world. In Max and Dave Fleischer’s Out of the Inkwell cartoons, the animated Ko-Ko the Clown repeatedly escapes and wreaks havoc in the “live action” world of Max (see “Comics in Context” #190: “Pop Eye-Con”), while in Walt Disney’s early Alice shorts, a real girl appears within a cartoon environment (see “Comics in Context” #211: “The Silent Rabbit”). Over succeeding decades filmmakers continued to experiment with mixing live action and animation, as in conductor Leopold Stokowski shaking hands with Mickey Mouse in Fantasia (1940), Gene Kelly dancing with Jerry (of the Tom and Jerry team) in Anchors Aweigh (1945), the “Jolly Holiday” sequence in Mary Poppins (1964), complete with dancing penguins (see “Comics in Context” #158: “Jolly Holiday”), and Robert Zemeckis’s visually astounding Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988). Since then, advances in computer technology have resulted in the creation of animated characters that blend seamlessly into “live action” environments. While watching the films, it is easy to forget that Gollum in Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings movies or the title character in his 2005 King Kong (see “Comics in Context” #121: “The Once and Future Kong”) are merely digital constructs interacting on-screen alongside real people. Zemeckis’s The Polar Express (2004) and Beowulf (2007) seek, not entirely successfully, to fuse live action and animation, utilizing real actors; performances as the templates for digital characters (see “Comics in Context” #66: “A Christmas Potpourri” and #205: “Identity Theft”).

You could argue that this same desire to mix cartoons with reality underlies the live action screen adaptations of comics properties from Robert Altman’s Popeye (1980) and Warren Beatty’s Dick Tracy (1990) to the current wave of live action movies featuring Marvel and DC superheroes.

And then there are the attempts to adapt cartoon properties to the stage. Victor Herbert wrote the music for a 1908 operetta based in Winsor McCay’s Little Nemo, and the classic Broadway musical of Al Capp’s Li’l Abner premiered in 1956.

The Walt Disney Company’s first effort to adapt one of its animated films to the Broadway stage was Beauty and the Beast in 1994. With its talking animals, it might have seemed impossible to translate The Lion King to the stage. Rather than attempt the hopeless task of persuasively disguising her cast as realistic animals, director Julie Taymor triumphed in her 1991 Broadway production by imaginatively emphasizing theatrical artifice. Some members wore animal masks or costumes that did not conceal their real faces. Other animals, including various principal characters, were represented by puppets, yet the puppeteers remained clearly visible. Through such means Taymor openly acknowledged that she was dealing in make-believe and was inviting the audience to participate in the process by using their imaginations to pretend that the puppets and masked figures onstage were real animals. It worked brilliantly, and the Broadway Lion King was and remains a tremendous artistic and commercial success. (Taymor is reportedly currently working on a Spider-Man stage musical, which will include a group of singing comics fans known as “the Geek Chorus” who recount Spider-Man’s history. I do not feel complimented.)

Walt Disney Theatricals has launched other stage versions of past Disney animated or partly animated films, such as Tarzan (see “Comics in Context” #133: “Swinging down Broadway”) and Mary Poppins (see “Comics in Context” #158: “Jolly Holiday”), but each time has fallen short of the standards set by Taymor’s Lion King. The latest of these is the new Broadway musical version of The Little Mermaid, and I did promise a while back to review it for this column. Unfortunately, I’ve decided against it. In large part this is due to my current financial straits, and also, thanks to my recent software upgrades on my computer, to the encyclopedic video resources of the Internet. On YouTube it’s easy to find videos of the Broadway Mermaid‘s versions of the best known musical numbers from the animated film, but the stagings are in each case disappointing. For example, in the film “Under the Sea” is sung to a rollicking montage of dancing fish that builds to a climactic spectacle. In the Broadway Mermaid performers move around on skates in order to convey the impression of swimming, and following the Taymor mode, their costumes do not conceal their faces. Even so, in this Good Morning, America clip of “Under the Sea”, the performers seem to ne no more than they really are–weirdly costumed humans performing surprisingly conventional choreography–rather than somehow, through movement, costume and acting, conjuring a world of frolicking fish in the imagination. And if I can tell from the videos that the Broadway Mermaid can’t pull off the big musical numbers from the animated film, then odds are that I’d find the show as a whole disappointing. It would cost at least to but a ticket for Mermaid, and in my current financial state, the gamble doesn’t seem with it.

But a while back, before my current situation arose, I purchased a less expensive advance ticket to another current Broadway show, which provides an amazing new twist on the theme of combining the world of animation and the world of reality. This show employs computer animation directly on stage. Most of you are surely aware of how movie actors perform in front of “green screens” so that CGI animation or computer-generated backgrounds can be inserted later. Imagine attending a Broadway show in which the actors perform against projected CGI backgrounds and interact with CGI characters!

In “Comics in Context” I write about comics and cartoon art in their various forms, and any related subjects: for example, a live action film adaptation of comics material is fair game. Sometimes it may seem like a bit of a stretch to include a particular subject within this column’s purview. Longtime readers may recall that one week in my column I wrote about waiting outside Manhattan’s Symphony Space to see a panel discussion with Buffy the Vampire Hunter creator Joss Whedon and the great Broadway composer and lyricist Stephen Sondheim; I never got in, but the panel discussion was broadcast outside through speakers, so at least I got to hear and report on it (see “Comics in Context” #77: “Gone with the Steam”). Now what did this have to do with comics and cartoons? Well, Whedon has written extensively in comics, including Astonishing X-Men for Marvel (see “Comics in Context”#42: “Joss Whedon’s Comics and Stories”), and his current Buffy “Season 8” comics series for Dark Horse. But Sondheim? Well, if I push a point, he did write the songs for the 1990 Dick Tracy movie and even lyrics for a song for off-Broadway’s The MAD Show, inspired by MAD Magazine, back in 1966. But now I’ve got a better answer: it is the Roundabout Theatre Company’s new production of Sondheim’s and book writer James Lapine’s 1984 musical Sunday in the Park with George, at Manhattan’s Studio 54, that employs animation so astonishingly onstage.

(Yes, that’s right. I can now claim to have been to the notorious Studio 54 three times, albeit long after its days as a notorious discotheque. Before that, it was a CBS radio and television studio that was once home to The Jack Benny Program, What’s My Line? and even Captain Kangaroo. See here.)

The first act of the musical is about the 19-th century French neo-Impressionist painter Georges Seurat and the creation of his masterwork A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte (Un dimanche apres-midi a l’Ile de la Grande Jatte), which now hangs in the Art Institute of Chicago. (Back in the 1980s, I attended the Chicago Comicon several tines, back when it was held in Chicago, not Rosemont, Illinois, and before Wizard bought it. By Sunday afternoon I would feel saturated with comics and would walk a few blocks up Michigan Avenue to the Art Institute, where I would spend most of my time in the museum’s world-class Impressionist collection, including La Grande Jatte.)

The scenes shift between Seurat’s studio and the setting of the painting, a park on an island in the Seine River in Paris. But the set looks like a large indoor room, complete with doors, but all in white, like a new canvas for a painter, or the blank white page that is supposed to intimidate the writer who is trying to get started, or even a blank computer screen. Seurat enters, makes verbal commands or gesture with his hands (like that archetypal figure, the conductor), and the room around him begins to change. A huge streak of black materializes on the walls, running across the set. An oddly tied white curtain, wide at the top, narrow below, suddenly bursts into colors, and thus transforms before our eyes into a tree. Before long, the walls of the set have transformed into what seems to be one of Seurat’s studies for La Grande Jatte in conte crayon, all in black and shades of gray. Rightly impressed by this opening coup de theatre, the audience burst into applause. But there was more to come: eventually, perhaps without the audience even noticing exactly when it happened, this preliminary version of La Grande Jatte blossomed into color.

This opening suggests that, even when the story is literally taking place within Seurat’s studio or on the island of La Grande Jatte, the real setting of the first act is Seurat’s imagination. Just as the evolving work that will become La Grande Jatte covers the walls of the set enclosing Seurat, Seurat is, figuratively, within his own painting. Seurat is consumed by his passion to create art; everything else, even his lover Dot, must take a secondary place. No matter where Seurat is physically, psychologically he exists within the world of art he is creating.

At two points during the show, the same point is made through simpler, less spectacular means. We see Seurat standing behind a semitransparent screen on which the evolving La Grande Jatte appears, as he works on it. The figure of Seurat–or, all of it that we can see–is completely contained within the frame of the painting. So Seurat looks as if he is inside the painting, working on it from within, while Dot, his neglected lover, can only gaze at them both from outside.

So the setting is ambiguous. Indeed, at one point Seurat decides to remove a tree from his painting (another curtain with projected color, which proceeds to move offstage). Shortly afterwards, Seurat’s mother, whom he uses as a model for one of the figures in La Grande Jatte, enters, presumably on the real island. But she then wonders aloud what happened to her favorite tree. It’s as if Seurat’s decision to dispose of the tree in his painting somehow altered the landscape of the real island.

The identities of most of the first act’s supporting cast of characters are similarly ambiguous. They are primarily supposed to be the real people who Seurat used as models for the figures in the painting, including Dot and Seurat’s mother. But at times these actors are playing not the models but the figures in the painting, as in the first act finale, when Seurat, acting as conductor or director, maneuvers them into the places they occupy in his finished painting. The second act opens with the song “It’s Hot,” in which the figures in the painting complain about having to remain frozen in place in the painting for year after year, as if they retained the personalities of their models.

Not every figure in La Grande Jatte is represented onstage by an actor. In the original 1984 production, the other prominent figures were represented by life-size three-dimensional cutouts. (The original production was shown on PBS in 1986, was made available on home video, and, chopped into over twenty sections, has been posted in YouTube, probably in violation of copyright.) In the course of the Roundabout production, animated sailboats sometimes pass along the river, and occasionally an animated human figure appears and moves in the background. There are two soldiers standing side by side in La Grande Jatte. In the Roundabout production one soldier is played by a live actor but the other is a CGI animated figure, which interacts with actors onstage. Seurat brings out small screens on which animated dogs appear, one of which scampers about merrily. (You can get some idea of what the production looks like from The New York Times‘s audio slide show here.)

The second act takes place a hundred years later, in the 1980s, and centers on Seurat’s (fictional) descendant George (played by the same actor who portrayed Seurat), an artist who finds himself in a creative rut. In the song “Putting it Together” this George explains how life in the modern art world forces him continually to network and schmooze with wealthy collectors, museum executives and art critics in order to obtain the commissions he needs to finance his work. In the original production the actor playing George moved life sized cutouts of himself into position on stage during a party scene. The idea was that these doppelgangers represented George’s public self, chatting away amiably with the people he needed to impress at the party, while the actor playing George represented his true, inner self, singing about his disdain for the necessity of having to sell himself in this manner. (You can see the original staging for “Putting It Together“.)

But in this new production George’s doppelgangers are moving, projected figures of himself. There is even a point at which the actor playing George pours a drink into a glass held by one of the projected George dopplegangers!

The reviews and articles about this Roundabout production put such emphasis in the animation that I expected more of it than there was. Still, I was impressed with what I saw. This production originated at the Menier Chocolate Factory, a small company in London, before transferring to the West End. In all three of its venues, the production was directed by Sam Buntrock, who was formerly best known as an animator. (See his February 2008 interview in The New York Times). Buntrock explains in a video on the Roundabout website that animation has been used in stage productions before (though it’s the first time I’ve seen it onstage) but what makes this production different is that the animation is integral to expressing the meaning of the show. Sondheim told The New York Times that “The play is about perception, and here we see the work as George perceives it,” as it evolves.

I’m surprised that I haven’t seen anything about this Sunday revival on animation websites I visit. Now that CGI animation has been used so effectively in a live stage production, where will it go from here? I would be surprised if Disney Theatrical Productions–and Disney Imagineering–were not studying Buntrock’s use of animation onstage and planning how to take it further, both in theme park attractions and onstage. I would have supposed that creating computer animation for a stage production is expensive, but maybe not, considering that this Sunday revival started out in such a small venue with a presumably low budget.

Would “Under the Sea” have worked better onstage with live action performers interacting with CGI fish? Is it possible that a future live action production of Mary Poppins could have a live action Bert dancing with animated penguins, recreating the number from the movie right in front of us? The animation in Sunday in the Park seems to me to be only the beginning of a new stage technology. How much further will it have advanced ten years from now?

Sunday in the Park with George is not simply about Seurat and his fictional descendant, but about the life of the creative artist, a theme that I’ve found in other works I’ve discussed in past installments of this column. Critics find autobiographical themes in Sunday: The New York Times‘ Ben Brantley wrote in his February 22, 2008 review that “As a portrait of the artist as an embattled and rejected man Sunday has been read as a sort of apologia pro vita sua by Mr. Sondheim”. If so, then perhaps Sunday also has autobiographical meaning for James Lapine, who wrote the show’s book and directed the original production. Seurat was a painter, but Sondheim the composer and Lapine the playwright can identify with him because they are all creative artists.

And I think of writing criticism as an art. I saw the original production in the 1980s and, though I admired it, I felt no emotional connection with the work. But perhaps that was because back then I thought of myself as a student. Now that I’ve been a professional writer for decades, upon experiencing Sunday again, I see all these connections to my own experience. If Seurat created his paintings from dots if color (using the pointillist technique he devised), and Sondheim creates music from individual notes, then each week I start with nothing–like the white set at Sunday‘s opening–and assemble one of these columns out of individual words, studying the works I review (as Seurat studied his models), forming ideas, developing them, discovering connections, and fitting my concepts together into an overall structure.

The show describes Seurat as having a “mission to see.” That captures the artist’s sense of duty to his or her art, to follow the muse wherever she takes him or her. (In the second act, when Dot appears to Seurat’s descendant to encourage him to pursue his art, she is not so much the “real” Dot as she us the personification of the muse.) As this musical shows, that sense of mission is so strong that it can outweigh practical concerns and even reduce personal relationships to secondary importance. Dot leaves Seurat, and his descendant George parts from his wife, probably in both cases because the artist’s devotion to his art takes first place. I can understand this sense of isolation as well; writing is a solitary task. Brantley’s reference to Seurat and Sondheim as “embattled” may be too strong a word, but in the show Seurat has to contend with people–a successful fellow artist (who, of course, is now forgotten) and even hs mother–who do not comprehend what he is attempting to do. (Why, it’s like people who are bewildered at the idea that someone would take the comics medium seriously and spend his life writing about it.)

Yet the show demonstrates that the artist’s life of devotion to his “mission” is a noble quest. One of the show’s songs is titled “Children and Art”, asserting that these are the proper legacies for any person to leave behind him. Seurat only inadvertently fathers a daughter, but his true legacy is his art, both through its own merits and as an inspiration to future artists (like Seurat’s descendant George) who will build upon this heritage. The first act of Sunday ends with Seurat arranging the other cast members into the positions the figures take in his finished composition, fixed “forever” as an enduring work of art, achieving transcendence. In the finale of the second act the figures from the painting reappear and bow to the 1980s George, encouraging him to follow his ancestor’s example and pursue his own new creative path.

In the final moments, the supporting cast leaves the stage, and the projections vanish, returning to the production’s original image of the blank white room. But this is not an image of emptiness; rather, the 1980s George gasps with joy, seeing possibilities for creating something new out of this blank slate. It’s like that famous saying of Michelangelo’s, that the sculpture he created was already in the block of marble he started with, and he merely had to uncover it.

Should a writer or a creative artist of any kind need reassurance that he or she has embarked in the right path, and need inspiration to go further, that person should see this show.

My only qualm about Sunday is that it seems to insist that the creative artist’s life must be a solitary one. (In Seurat’s darkest moment in Sunday, he agrees to let Dot and her new husband care for his–Seurat’s–own daughter because he “cannot look up from my pad” to be a proper father.) I may live by myself, but certainly I know plenty of creative people who have kids and significant others. Indeed, one of the main points of Mark Evanier’s new biography and art book Kirby: King of Comics is that Kirby had two principal motivations in life: to pursue his artistic goals, but also to support his wife and children. In Sunday Seurat speaks of “balance” as one of his artistic virtues. Jack Kirby evidently found the balance between art and family that the Seurat of Sunday was incapable of achieving.

I began my commentary on Kirby: King of Comics months ago, but agreed to postpone the rest until after the book had come out and you all had a chance to read it. If all goes according to plan, next week I will resume my Kirby review.

Last fall’s Disney musical film Enchanted, which came out on DVD this week, provides yet another clever variation on the themes of mixing live action with animation and forging links between the cartoon world and the world of reality. I’ve read some negative comments to the presentations of the three nominated songs from Enchanted at this year’s Academy Awards ceremony. Granted, the songs may not work well out of the context of the film, but this should not stop anyone from seeing the movie, which is a delight.

Like DreamWorks Animation’s Shrek movies, Enchanted satirizes the long tradition of Disney animated features, especially those adapting classic fairy tales. But unlike the increasingly crass and unfunny Shrek movies (see “Comics in Context” #186: “Le Petit Chef”), Enchanted is not only genuinely witty and imaginative, but also succeeds in revivifying that sane tradition for a 21st century audience, demonstrating that it isn’t outdated after all.

The movie opens in a cartoon world that evokes Disney’s Snow White and Sleeping Beauty, and yes, it is presented in traditional, “2-D,” hand-drawn animation. Not long ago, the conventional wisdom was that hand-drawn animated features were dead, having been supplanted in the public’s affections by computer animated movies, and Disney even disposed of its old animation tables and other tools for making hand-drawn animation. Let’s hope that Enchanted, along with last year’s Persepolis and The Simpsons Movie (see “Comics in Context” #188: “D’ohme!”), signals that “2-D” animation isn’t a dead and obsolete artform in the realm of feature films after all.

Within the land of Andalasia in this cartoon world lives the film’s young heroine Giselle, who falls in love at first sight with a handsome prince, Edward, after he rescues her from a troll. But Edward’s archetypal wicked stepmother Narissa believes that if Edward marries, his bride will displace her as queen. Employing her sorcery to transform herself intro an old crone, Narissa pushes the unsuspecting Giselle down a well (rather like Snow White’s wishing well). Plunging through darkness (rather like Alice falling down the rabbit hole), Giselle emerges in the middle of Times Square in the real, “live action” world. What’s more, she has been transformed into a real, live action human being herself. Eventually other characters from the cartoon world will follow Giselle into the real world, including Prince Edward, Queen Narissa, her henchman Nathaniel, and Giselle’s chipmunk friend Pip. (In the cartoon world Pip could talk; in the “real world” he can’t, though he retains his human -level intelligence. In Andalasia Pip is a hand-drawn animated character, but in the “real world” he becomes a computer-animated figure, since CGI, in this film, reads as “real.”)

Last November I saw Robert Zemeckis’s Beowulf and Enchanted only one week apart, and I’ve come to think of them as opposites. The epic poem Beowulf, as it has come down to us, depicts an ideal hero. As I wrote in my review (“Comics in Context” #205: “Identity Theft”), one of the anonymous Beowulf poet’s themes “is to describe and commend the behavior of the “˜good king,’ the good leader of men, and, perhaps, the good man in general.” Zemeckis’s film reveals this supposedly good man as a fraud, a liar who succumbs to his lust for an enemy and who literally fathers the evil that later plagues his kingdom and brings about his own death. The Beowulf movie seems to suggest that the truly good man does not exist and never did, that stories of noble heroes are falsehoods, and that the high ideals of the Beowulf poet are merely delusions.

You might expect that Enchanted would similarly demolish the Disney fairy tale tradition. Once Giselle lands in New York City, the film puts this unworldly innocent though misery until she finally is taken in by the story’s leading man, single parent named Robert, whose profession, divorce lawyer, indicates that he doesn’t believe in anyone living happily ever after with his or her one true love. The movie continues to mock Giselle’s childlike naivete, gently but nonetheless pointedly. It seems impossible for her to fit into the real world. We associate the world of Disney animated features with childhood, so the real world must be that of adulthood. Giselle’s plight is a comic metaphor for someone struggling with the transition from childhood innocence to adapting to reality as an adult.

And yet Giselle not only succeeds in fitting in, but does so while remaining true to herself, and even triumphantly changes her new world for the better. Although she comes from a world in which magic is real, Giselle lacks any magic powers. Yet somehow her innate optimism, her capacity for joy, and her sheer goodness have a positive influence on the people-and even the animals–around her. In the musical number “Happy Working Song” Giselle enlists animals to help her clean Robert’s apartment, just as friendly animals aided Disney’s Snow White and Cinderella in their chores. In this case, though, since it’s in Manhattan, Giselle’s animal assistants include rats and pigeons. Visiting Robert’s office, Giselle weeps over a couple who are seeking a divorce and who seem to think she’s crazy, yet by the end of the movie the couple happily report that they’ve reconciled thanks to Giselle’s influence. In the movie’s musical high point, “That’s How You Know,” people in Central Park spontaneously form into a singing and dancing parade, with Giselle at their lead, inspired by her infectiously cheerful presence.

Giselle dies adapt to her new world by “growing up” in certain ways. She comes to recognize that she didn’t truly love her bubbleheaded suitor Prince Edward. A turning point comes when, in a clash with Robert, she realizes she has become angry for the first time in her life. Jungians would say she has tapped into the “shadow” side of her personality; having gotten in touch with her anger, she will no longer be simply the passive potential princess, waiting for her prince to rescue her. Indeed, towards the film’s end, Giselle even pulls out a sword that had been struck into the floor (thereby mimicking the future King Arthur in Disney’s The Sword in the Stone) and goes to rescue her true love, Robert, from Narissa’s clutches.

But while Giselle rises above her naivete and passivity, she retains all of her many virtues: her empathy, her idealism, her great capacity for love, and her sheer goodness. If Zemeckis’s Beowulf contended that its epic hero was a fraud, Enchanted maintains that its heroine’s virtues are not only real but are viable even in the supposedly cynical world of the 21st century.

Amy Adams’ performance as Giselle is absolutely essential to the success of Enchanted. Although she brings out the comic side of Giselle’s childlike innocence and enthusiasms, she never ironically comments on the character. rather, Adams pulls off the miraculous feat of making Giselle’s unworldly goodness and innocence completely credible. Not only that, but in this role Adams exudes a sheer, irresistible lovability appropriate for a classic Disney heroine. As Manohla Dargis so vividly put it in the November 21, 2007 New York Times, “Ms. Adams doesn’t just bring her cartoonish character to life: she fills Giselle’s pale cheeks with blood and feeling, turning a hazardously cute gimmick into a recognizable, very appealing human confusion of emotion and crinoline. ”

In a December 13, 2007 interview for London’s Times Online, Enchanted director Kevin Lima explained that “With this movie I set out to make Mary Poppins. With that in mind, I had to throw away the mean tempered mockery. It has been done so much. The Shrek movies were very successful in turning the screws on Disney in that way. So I was looking for a new way.” Hence, as the reporter put it, “he managed to persuade the company that there was a way to make the film as a love letter rather than a cynical pastiche. The result is a film that, although a departure for Disney, also has a charming, old-fashioned innocence.”

Moreover, the Times states, “according to its director, Kevin Lima, it is effectively Disney’s first postmodern movie.”: Enchanted is filled with references to classic Disney features. Lima said “it became an obsession. Every single name had to somehow have a relation to Disney, every image had to relate back to the Disney iconography.”

Some of the references take the form of archetypal plot elements. For example, Narissa is a wicked queen who, like the one in Snow White, has a magic mirror, magically disguises herself as a crone, and administers a poisoned apple to the heroine. Longtime readers know that I’m an admirer of Susan Sarandon, who makes this wicked queen surprisingly sexier than her Disney prototypes. When Sarandon wears heavy old page makeup as the crone, I was struck by how recognizable her distinctively large eyes remain.) Robert proves himself to be Giselle’s true love–and surmounts his cynicism over “fairy tales”–by reviving this sleeping beauty with a kiss.

Watching the movie I spotted other references. Most viewers will recognize the voice of Julie Andrews, Disney’s Mary Poppins, as the narrator. But i was pleasantly surprised to see Jodi Benson, the voice of the animated Little Mermaid, turn up in the role of Robert’s secretary (complete with a fish tank in the office). Of course I noticed that the couple seeking a divorce in Enchanted were Mr. and Mrs. Banks, named after the dysfunctional parents in Poppins (see “Comics in Context” #160: “Banks’ Holiday”). There are numerous other allusions as well, many of which are catalogued in Enchanted‘s Wikipedia entry; it’s rather like decoding all the references in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

I received a big surprise when I discovered that throughout the film Lima and company duplicated visual compositions from classic Disney animated features. (You can find some examples here) Might this have a subliminal effect on viewers, especially those well versed in the Disney canon? It’s as if Lima and company are saying that these archetypal stories and characters still underlie modern reality, even if we are unaware of it.

That may be the ultimate lesson of Enchanted. We may live in an age disposed towards realism and irony, and yet, as Robert comes to learn in the course of the film, the archetypes of these great fairy tales still survive and continue to carry psychological and emotional power, even in the early 21st century, and even into our adult lives.

It shouldn’t surprise anyone who hasn’t yet seen Enchanted that Giselle and Robert end up living happily ever after together (presumably as husband and wife, though this is, surprisingly, not made explicit). I was amused to see that for two other characters in the film, their equivalent of living “happily ever after” is writing a book and getting to do a signing! Well, yes, I’m proud of being a published author, and I always enjoy doing signings of my new books. But as I well know, in most cases, unless you’re J. K. Rowling, a single book doesn’t pay the bills for very long. But I still appreciate the fact that Enchanted regards the publication of a book as a cause for celebration!

Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 3/20/2008

Filed under: Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:35 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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March 19, 2008

Party Favors: Hello Colin Farrell

Filed under: Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:10 am

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DUBLIN, IRELAND – According to creepy sources, Colin Farrell is addicted to googling his name to see what people are saying about him.

With that news, we at Party Favors say, “Hello Colin Farrell!” We’d also like to know when you plan on returning the 17 cigarettes, five shots of the good stuff and two “those things” that you borrowed from us.

WHAT FILMS HAVE YOU MADE?

There should be extra excitement in announcing that a documentary I helped produce is playing this year’s New Directors / New Films at New York City’s Lincoln Theater and the MOMA. But I was shafted. My screen credit was buried beneath the “people who were interviewed, but didn’t appear on camera” thanks to a little lying bitch of a director. I’m not going to beg you to see the film. Since the little lying bitch director thinks my contribution to his vision is that insignificant, he gets no love from the Party Favors. I’m not even going to name this drama queen since he’s that pathetic. The little lying bitch of a director still owes me.

HASN’T HE DONE THIS BEFORE?

What’s so unusual about Steve-O being on suicide watch? Isn’t his entire career all about doing suicidal stunts that we watch? Hasn’t enough of his self-destructive ways been documented and exploited in the Jackass movies? Reports have his friends shocked to see burns on his arms like he was putting out cigarettes on his flesh. Really? Like? Did any of his close friends not see him shoot bottle rockets out of his rectum? His friends thought nothing was wrong when Steve-O repeatedly stapled his scrotum to his thigh? Or that he made ads for gum by swallowing dirt? Are those the actions of a truly sane man? Do people list those activities on their applications to work at the Post Office?

The man has made millions doing crap that the average kid’s mother would declare, “Are you trying to kill yourself?” Why did his family and friends let him get away with this crap? And why did they really have to make it stop now? Maybe it is callous to not be concerned for Steve-O, but his “art” isn’t based off doing sensible things. Did Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass family decide it was time to stage an intervention when Steve O destroyed his apartment and posted the footage online without any chance of making money off the carnage? Heaven forbid Steve O. has a suicidal moment that isn’t pay-per-view. Judging from reports on the various substances Jackass members abused during their 24 hour marathon takeover of MTV, the whole crew needs to be cleaned up. Doesn’t Viacom perform piss tests on their talent?

After Steve O was admitted to the hospital, a health professional declared the reality star as bi-polar. Any PSY 101 survivor could diagnose that after two episodes of Wildboyz. The nice thought is that if Steve-O is cured, we’ll have one less reality star clogging up the cable box. Or does this merely mean one more resident on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab 2? We never win…do we?

DVD SHELF

The writers strike might have ended, but that doesn’t keep me from being hypnotized by shiny silver discs. There’s plenty of goodness on the DVD shelf.

Kite Runner deals with two boys growing up in Afghanistan before the Soviets invaded. Amir’s father is rich and his friend Hassan’s dad work on the estate. The two bond as a kite fighting team. Unfortunately an ugly moment splits up their friendship. Amir and his father escape to America after the Soviet tanks roll into Afghanistan. Even in sunny California, Amir is haunted by the dark secret about what happened to Hassan. He must find his kite fighting partner. While this seems like a children’s movie with the kite action, but it’s really for adults. This film can be nightmare inducing to an elementary school student. As Amir’s father, Homayoun Ershadi strikes a compelling figure on the screen. Strange that he wouldn’t land a few Best Supporting Actor nominations.

The film flips between a variety of languages so there’s plenty of subtitle action. Is it complete blasphemy for wishing they had created an English dub track? In the film, the two kids go to a theater to see The Magnificent Seven. Charles Bronson doesn’t talk in English on their screen. If the kids don’t watch subtitled films, why should we? Why can’t we have the dub option on the DVD. It gets annoying to go from listening to the film to reading it without much warning.

Bee Movie is perfect for those needing their Seinfeld fix. An animated bee gets upset when he discovers that humans are stealing honey. He goes to court to stop the honey industry (including Ray Liotta) from their evil practices. He learns a hard lesson about how exploiting bees is good for the eco-system. Patrick Warburton is pitch perfect in the role of the frustrated human who finds his woman emotionally involved with an insect. It’s nice to have Puddy and Jerry swapping lines even if it is through CGI mouths. The film deserves a Colbert Seal of Approval since it attacks the honey industry’s “friendly bear” lies. There’s plenty of live action weirdness as bonus material on the discs. You get the “TV Juniors” hosted by Seinfeld that aired last year on NBC. These shorts give us a comical look at what goes into making an animation film. There is also footage of Jerry’s historic bee flight at Cannes.

Enchanted is your best bet to make your woman feel special during the NCAA tourney. Surprise her with the DVD and announce, “If I was really ignoring you for college basketball, would I have remembered this?” Then send her off to watch it on the bedroom TV. You need the big set to take in the hard court action. Enchanted has Princess Giselle (Amy Adams) fall into the harsh reality of Manhattan by her Prince’s evil stepmother (Susan Sarandon). She survives in the city by hooking up with a divorce lawyer (Patrick Dempsey) and his daughter. Fans of The Wire will be delighted to see Sen. Clay Davis (Isiah Whitlock Jr.) as a client. Since this is a Disney film, he has to refrain from his trademark word so you might not recognize him. Sarandon is a perfect evil stepmother. I’d bite her apple. Enchanted ultimately marks the complete Disney-fiction of New York City as the Big Apple becomes the new Magic Kingdom. For all the time the character roam through Times Square, not once to they encounter any of the Disney films that are now stage shows on Broadway. Amy Adams is wonderfully flighty in the role. For all the mushy talk about true love, there’s a great scene where rats, pigeons and roaches clean an apartment. I wish my rats could wash dishes.

South Park: Imaginationland is a three episode story arc about Cartman’s burning desire to have Kyle suck his balls. There is more talk about ball sucking than any DVD not starring Jeff Stryker. Beyond the constant talk about ball sucking, the subplot is terrorists have decided to invade “Imaginationland.” It’s the home of all cartoon creatures of our youth. The terrorists bust down the wall between the good and evil sides of the kingdom. There will only be nightmares for us. Although I don’t quite get why Count Chocula is on the nice side of the barrier. He’s a vampire with fangs! How is that not evil? The most evil of the animated characters turn out to be the Woodland Critters. There’s also the return of Al Gore’s dreaded Manbearpig. The boys have to liberate the good side of Imaginationland before the government nukes it. Prepare to be overwhelmed by this three episodes that riff off Lord of the Rings and Stargate when we’re not being overwhelmed with Cartman’s ball sucking desires. As a bonus, they’ve included “The Woodland Critter Christmas” and “Manbearpig” so in case you missed those episodes you won’t be out on the jokes.

The Wild Wild West: The Fourth Season wraps up one of my favorite Western series. This show brought together the rugged cowboy with the sleek super agent. Robert Conrad was a true TV stud in the role of James West. The man could hunt down evil villains and hook up with hot women without falling off his horse. Ross Martin plays fellow Secret Service agent Artemus Gordon. This fourth season wasn’t good for Ross as real health problems kept him off several episodes. Fans of Gilligan’s Island will rejoice while watching “The Night of Sabatini’s Death.” Alan Hale Jr. (The Skipper) is West’s temporary partner. As an added bonus Jim Backus (Thurston Howell III) is part of the mystery. Guess Bob Denver was busy that week. The only letdown of the final season is that there was only one episode featuring Dr. Loveless. Hopefully in the future they’ll release the two reunion movies. But for now I’m thrilled to have all the episodes on the DVD shelf.

The Untouchables: Season 2, Volume 1 reminds us that without Eliot Ness, America would have been completely controlled by Al Capone and Frank Nitti. Robert Stack had the ultimate law and order attitude when he put on Eliot Ness’ three piece suit of justice. “The Big Train” is a two hour special about how Ness created Alcatraz. Do not use that as an answer on your history exam. “The Rusty Heller Story” allows Elizabeth Montgomery to twist everyone around her pinky. “Jack ‘Legs’ Diamond” has Steven Hill ventilate a trucker while dancing around his jealous mob comrades. If you like Prohibition era gangster action, The Untouchables keeps the goodness brewing.

Becker: The First Season contains Ted Danson’s big TV comeback after Cheers. Ted took a role that put him in the one place ex-Redsox Sam Malone would never reside: The Bronx. In the shadow of Yankee Stadium lurked Dr. John Becker. Instead of being a sweet doctor in the Marcus Welby M.D. school, Becker is a pain in the ass to everyone. He also has no luck with the ladies. There’s no confusing this show with Cheers. He’s a brilliant blowhard with a soft gooey center that he reserves for those special moments. He was Larry David before Curb Your Enthusiasm hit HBO.

PRESIDENTIAL TRIVIA

What Presidential candidate be hounded by the press over the rumors that I have stayed overnight in their daughter’s apartment?

Answer: The one who avoids me giving the answer by smartly appointing me to be Ambassador to Hawaii. Since Hawaii is a state, it’ll avoid any chances of me causing an international incident. Thus the answer can be “win-win” if you play my game, future president. My job would be to oversee construction of the giant Don Ho and Jack Lord statues over Honolulu.

IFCEE YOU LATER

Is the programmer at the Independent Film Channel wondering why there’s one less subscriber to his station? IFC is no longer on my cable box because he decided to schedule Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. Why do I need to pay extra for a channel that’s going to run the same crap as TBS? He might argue that Austin Powers is somehow as indie as John Cassevete’s Killing of a Chinese Bookie, but I’m not listening. Ya baby. If Austin is Indie, that means Lord of the Rings is also an indie product from New Line (part of the Time-Warner family). Maybe if Austin Powers was made when New Line was merely owned by Ted Turner, I’d almost give you a second chance. But Ted sold New Line (along with his other holdings to Time-Warner in 1995. That’s before Mike Myers went into production, baby.

What is the point of pushing a channel that supposed to appeal to the art house crowd with the Fembots and Shagular? What’s next? Big Daddy and The Wedding Singer? Why not run a Chuck Norris marathon? He’s got more f’n indie cred with all his Cannon titles produced by Yoram Globus and Menahem Golan than Mike Myers.

You want to pander to the multiplex masses; do it on your own dime, IFC. Why not start running House of Payne and Frank TV to beef up your ratings?

I feel bad at yanking IFC since they did run Split Screen which featured a few short documentaries I made including this one:

But that was years ago. Now IFC seems to be as mission-less as BBCAmerica with their rerunning the American version of Dancing with the Stars. And don’t get cocky, Sundance Channel. I’m not swapping over. The Iconoclasts series is worthless. Do we really need to see an hour long tongue bath between two famous personalities? “You’re the genius!” “No. You’re the genius.” “Tell me about your genius!” “You’re genius is in your asking me about my genius cause I’m not nearly the genius you are.” What was the point of having Mario Batali eat with Michael Stipe and his vegan pals? So you guys could have Bono appear in the channel? I want to eat Mario’s meat. That didn’t come out right.

SORRY SWAYZE

Last column I joked about how the Oscars needed to have a psychic predict what movie stars will be dead before the next ceremony. Little did I predict that Patrick Swayze’s cancer would dominate the headlines.

When I was a single guy, Patrick Swayze didn’t mean that much. Sure we’d get liquored up and watch Road House and Red Dawn, but it wasn’t done out of pure hero worship. He wasn’t the American Sonny Chiba. Upon being married, you legally have to share custody of the remote control with your wife. Swayze becomes your secret drinking buddy during these helpless times. Ladies like to watch Dirty Dancing no matter what channel is running it, what time it comes on and the last time they saw it. Once Baby pops up on the screen, you’re viewing day has been decided for the next two hours. That’s when find respect for Swayze as an actor. He’s much better company than Freddie Prinze Jr. You also get to see Swayze in Ghost and To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar. The ladies love those films. Remember not to get drunk while watching Dirty Dancing with your woman cause you might accidentally say, “Honey, if you really wanted a threesome with two guys, and me and the other guy didn’t have to touch, I wouldn’t mind Patrick Swayze joining us.”

If you have a chance, send some love to the Swayze to help him recover. Just don’t let him know that you told your wife about the threesome weirdness cause he might not understand that you were really drunk when told her about that. Damn you, Charles Shaw!

Also if you have some extra love, drop it in an envelope to Sydney Pollack. The director of Tootsie isn’t doing well according to my sources. His Sketches of Frank Gehry was really good documentary. I’m looking forward to seeing him make more non-fiction films or any film that isn’t The Interpreter 2.

TAKE THE BALD GUY BOWLING

I’m hooked on ESPN’s PBA coverage. Who isn’t down with Rhino Page when he hits the lane? Maybe Pete Weber has a beef with him? After too many Sundays on the sofa, I wanted to live the PBA life. It was time hit the lanes on a Friday night in order to receive the chant of “hambone!”

Like the future feared in The Terminator, computers have taken over the 21st century bowling alley. No longer do you sit at the desk by the ball return to record strikes, spares and gutterballs with a grease pencil on the clear plastic score card. The handwritten stats are no longer are projected above the lane. Now there’s a tiny keyboard on a stand that has you enter in the player’s name. A flat screen TV keeps track of who is up and what’s the score. They removed the math element from the game which is good after your second pitcher of Yuengling.

Besides keeping score, the computer explains how to throw the ball to nail the spare. A majority of my second chance save opportunity instructions resembled Senator Arlene Specter’s Warren Commission Magic Bullet Theory. Lee Harvey Oswald couldn’t have performed the instructions given to me. The ball had to change direction three times and pins must execute Jackie Chan level flips to tag the remaining pins for a majority of my spares. Even Sen. Specter would have admitted that I’d need bowlers on the grassy knoll to nab the remaining pins. The Rhino can roam free knowing that my PBA dreams now involve the Pro Basketweaving Association.

RED HOODIE

Speaking of conspiracies that are overseen by Sen. Specter; Spygate is going to get extra freaky soon.

According to a highly placed source that watches CSPAN2 as part of community service, Sen. Specter’s spending most of his waking hours collecting evidence on the NFL as part of his Spygate investigation. Specter is obsessed with proving that the New England Patriots cheated when they beat his Philadelphia Eagles in the Superbowl. He wants to be the MVP that brings the Lombardi Trophy to Lincoln Field via a DQ. But Specter might contribute to an NFL cover up. If what’s rumored on the internet is true, the senator has evidence that NFL commissioner Roger Goodell ordered Patriots coach Bill Belichick to take a dive in this year’s Superbowl as the ultimate penalty for Spygate. A drunk typist with the internet access swears Belichick sent a signal to his friends and major gamblers that he was being forced to lose when he came out wearing a red hoodie. Why else would a man who had always worn a grey hoodie switch up his look for the biggest game of his career? If you believe what the NFL rules as lies, the red hoodie was Belichick symbolic way of showing that his football genius had been slaughtered by Goodell. Will Sen. Specter dare suggest that the NFL might be as legit as the WWE? That Roger Goodell can control the outcome of his league like when Vince McMahon determines the belt holders at the end of Wrestlemania? Will the senator that drew up the single bullet theory hide any of the Red Hoodie evidence? Or will Goodell promise Specter that 2009 will be the year the Eagles finally win the Superbowl? All our sources have been checked through the Magic 8-Ball that said “It Is Decidedly So!”

ANOTHER SWEATSUIT NIGHTMARE

During the Big East tourney, it was quite distressing to see former Georgetown coach John Thompson wearing the Michael Jordan “Jumpman” logo on his warmup jacket. Does he not remember what Jordan did to his Hoyas in the NCAA Tourney finals in 1982? Twenty six years ago, Jordan put a dagger in the heart of Patrick Ewing and Sleepy Floyd. How can he wear Jordan above his heart? Does Carl Yastrzemski wear a “Bucky Dent Rules” t-shirt when he watches Redsox games? Does Jeff Gordon race with his lucky Tony Stewart boxer shorts? Thompson can respect Jordan, but to promote the man that took a championship ring off his finger? It’s just sad. This was a moment when a sports figure should have draped a flag around his shoulders to block an evil logo. Maybe Thompson can wear a Villanova ’85 NCAA Champs while cheering the Hoyas in Raleigh.

Win THE SEEKER on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Video, five (5) copies of THE SEEKER on DVD.

Contest ends at midnight EST on Wednesday, March 26th.

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 3/19/2008

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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March 18, 2008

Win ENCHANTED on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, two (2) copies of ENCHANTED on DVD.

An acclaimed new Disney classic with a hilarious twist casts a heartwarming spell when Enchanted comes to stunning Blu-ray High Definition and DVD on March 18, 2008 from Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment. Shining a witty and charming new light on a beloved genre, Enchanted is a modern day musical fairytale filled with uproarious surprises that the entire family will enjoy again and again. Both the Blu-ray Disc and DVD boast a vast kingdom of entertaining bonus features, including the trivia based BD-Java feature “The D-Files” available only on Blu-ray Disc.

Check out a clip HERE.

Contest ends at midnight EST on Tuesday, March 25th.

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The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 3/18/2008

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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March 17, 2008

Cabin Fever #16: To Be Sure

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #16: To Be Sure – Recorded on the eve of St. Patrick’s Day, also known around the world as drinking day, our not-so-dynamic duo are both hungover and in the mood for mischief. They take on the task of bringing news of a… private matter from around the world, while also settling some scores with young upstarts trying to move in on their turf. Don’t understand? Listen on. You’ll also have the pleasure of listening to music from Insane Ian B, The Impersonals, and a return of Joel Moss. Don’t forget our “Cabin Fever: Clothe Us” competition – check the forum for details. Top o’ the mornin’ to ye!

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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TV Or Not TV: 3/17 – 3/23

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A new week brings us new television and new recommendations. I am, however, going to start this week off with something I didn’t imagine I’d ever do in this type of a column: apologies.

My first apology is to New Amsterdam (FOX Mondays, 9 PM). I mocked the show last week but in light of the options that we have the show is actually pretty entertaining. Hopefully my mentioning it led you to watching the show.

My second apology is in the way of an omission. John Adams is a seven part epic mini-series running on HBO that I am sure will be played plenty of times for you to catch it even if you missed the premier of Part 1 on Sunday, 3/16. Paul Giamatti has the title role and is, in my opinion, one of the best actors out there.

This week on television we are seeing a mixed bag of new shows and reality television. We’ve always seen both, but now we are getting over run with more of the latter over the former. If you are a fan of reality television you have something to enjoy almost every night of the week. If you aren’t, then there are slim pickings out there. Things will continue to be pretty bleak until April when we’ll start to finally see an influx of scripted shows finally flowing back in.

The final blow to this week is that it culminates into a holiday weekend, so the usually light Friday through Sunday schedule is even lighter. I have tried to prepare a bit of the more eclectic and not so well publicized list of programming to give you some interesting alternatives.

I’d also like to abuse my position and put out a plea to have you watch Jericho and Reaper this week. Both shows have not yet been picked up for next season, and Reaper is definitely considered a show that is “on the bubble” for cancellation. This is a completely self-serving request because I enjoy both shows and definitely want to see them return.

MONDAY

CBS ““ 8:00 PM ““ 10:00 PM: All of the CBS sitcoms are brand new. I’d suggest on taking in How I Met Your Mother since Britney Spears will have a guest spot in the near future.

ABC ““ 8:00 PM ““ 10:00 PM: It is reality night overdrive tonight on ABC. First up, Dancing with the Stars. You can’t go wrong with Steve Guttenberg. Second up is The Bachelor: London Calling where they hope that a Bachelor with a British accent will class up this tired concept.

TUESDAY

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: The skunk headed girl (Amanda Overmyer) is STILL on American Idol. I got suspicious and, sure enough, she’s the chosen contestant this year on VotefortheWorst.com.

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: Linus once again puts his faith in false idols with It’s the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown. This special was originally done in 1974 but for some reason I just don’t remember it, except for Marcie’s egg boiling mishaps.

ABC ““ 10:30 PM: Miss Guided is a sitcom Executive Produced by Ashton Kutcher. I haven’t seen it but it is something new and you can watch the first episode in this sneak peak. Who doesn’t like High School based sitcoms? Uninformed opinion – The Good: Judy Greer, Chris Parnell. The Bad: Brooke Burns.

WEDNESDAY

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Survivor: Micronesia is on tonight instead of tomorrow because of the NCAA Tournament First Round games. I’m only bringing this up as a public service announcement. I haven’t watched Survivor since America gave Rupert the pity prize.

THURSDAY

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: Miss Guided is back to back tonight. If you liked it Tuesday you are in luck because you get two more episodes and a guest appearance by Ashton Kutcher being very un-Kelso.

ABC ““ 9:00 PM: This is the last new episode of LOST until late April folks, relish it.

CW ““ 9:00 PM: Last week on Reaper Sock was kicked out of his mom’s house. This week he convinces Sam and Ben to move in to a condo together. Next thing you know they’ll be hanging out at the Regal Beagle while avoiding Mr. Furley. Oh yeah, Sam may find out he’s actually been dating Satan’s love child this week. What’s not to watch?

FRIDAY

AMC ““ 8:00 PM & 10:00 PM: Tonight is an interesting night of compare and contrast. At 8 PM you can watch the Eddie Murphy reimagining of Dr. Dolittle and at 10 PM you can watch the 1967 original starring Rex Harrison (who out there knows what a Push Me-Pull You is?). I’ll take the original over the former any day.

CINEMAX ““ 8:00 PM: If you haven’t seen Hot Fuzz and you have Cinemax, tonight you can use it for more than just the late night movies (although the movie’s title may imply that it is of the same ilk). Action films and buddy flicks will never look the same after this.

SATURDAY

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: The yearly showing of Chuck Heston as Moses in The Ten Commandments. In 37 years of life I still haven’t watched it.

A&E ““ 8:00 PM: I absolutely loved The Matrix before its concept was spoiled by the sequels. Come try to relive the magic with me and forget about the other two films.

HIST ““ 8:00 PM: The “British Indiana Jones” explores the appearance and possible location of a certain relic in Quest for the Lost Ark. I thought it was in the Well of Souls, silly me.

SUNDAY

What better way to have a complete Easter Sunday experience than to watch”¦

HIST ““ 8:00 PM: Crucifixion is two hours of knee slapping exploration of crucifixions throughout history, including the most notable, and forensic examination of crucifixion and why the crucified eventually expire. Come for the facts, stay for the laughs.

HIST ““ 10:00 PM: If the previous two hours weren’t your fancy then you HAVE to check out Ax Men. This show, by the same people that made Ice Road Truckers, follows real life loggers in the Pacific Northwest. The show is already two episodes in, but it is a must see.

Comedy Central ““ 8:00 PM: Futurama alert! Tonight the first Direct to DVD Futurama movie is shown in four parts. If you didn’t buy the DVD now is your chance to enjoy some new Futurama after you crash from your chocolate bunny / marshmallow peep sugar high.

There’s what I think are this week’s highlights. Next week I will probably be blathering on about all the things LOST did and didn’t answer (or how it completely confused me).

Will Wilkins spent more this week to fix his television then he spent on groceries.

Win QI: SERIES B on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Warner Music Entertainment, three (3) copies of QI: SERIES B on DVD.

Having been given the stamp of approval by Ricky Gervais, who stated it’s the show that he’d be really good on”“ the award winning QI is back for a further blast of brilliant banter. The QI team returns with a bunch of Britain’s best comic broadcasts with The ‘B’ Series, the complete second series of award-winning comedy panel quiz with a difference, which arrives on DVD courtesy of Warner Music Entertainment on Monday 17th March.

The new DVD features all twelve 30-minute episodes along with a raft of exclusive DVD extras, including bonus banter, bloopers and buzzers, as once again Ringmaster Stephen Fry towers over the happy chaos as some of the world’s funniest brains including Bill Bailey, Jimmy Carr, Jo Brand, Phill Jupitus, Clive Anderson and Sean Lock answer a bonanza of ingenious and witty questions concerning all things Quite Interesting.

In its quest to conquer the alphabet, QI carries on its wordy adventure into all things B related with host Stephen Fry trying to fiendishly outwit some of Britain’s brilliant brains. Permanently installed guest Alan Davies develops the intellectual counterpoint and as Stephen puts it, “rushes headlong like a puppy into a wall of ignorance.”

As one of the wittiest shows on the box, Quite Interesting or ‘QI’ to its friends, showcases some of the best comedians, writers and broadcasters in the business and with the inimitable and fiendish quiz master Stephen Fry at the helm, who questions the team about all things starting with the letter ‘B’, this two disc DVD promises to be utterly compelling and entertaining viewing.

For more on QI – plus an interview with Stephen Fry – check out our Holiday Havoc spotlight HERE.

***Please Note that this is a REGION 2 DVD set, and requires either a Region 2 or All-Region DVD player***

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 3/17/2008

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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March 14, 2008

Comics in Context #217: The Next Frontier

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cic2008-03-14.jpgFrom time to time in this column I’ve written about a new school of writing superhero comics that sets itself in opposition to the preponderance of “grim and gritty,” dank and depressing work that seems to dominate the Big Two comics companies nowadays. This new movement is really attempting to revive the positive heroic spirit of the genre from the Silver Age of the late 1950s and 1960s in terms appropriate to the arguably more sophisticated standards of comics of the early 21st century. One of the members of this school, Kurt Busiek, refers to it as the “reconstructionist” movement, as opposed to the “deconstructionist” superhero comics that arose in the 1980s. I’ve called it the “neo-Silver” movement, since it seems to take its inspiration from the classic comics of the Silver Age.

One of the flagships of the “Neo-Silver” movement is writer/artist Darwyn Cooke’s DC Comics miniseries, DC: The New Frontier, which takes the birth of the Silver Age as its subject. At the end of February Warner Brothers Home Video released Justice League: The New Frontier, a direct-to-video animated film adaptation of Cooke’s book.

On one of the DVD’s commentary tracks, Cooke seems understandably ecstatic to witness his creation so faithfully and handsomely translated to the cinematic medium. I’m pleased that so much of the miniseries is now up on screen, but I found myself nonetheless disappointed with this new video version.

As Cooke explains on the commentary track, the requirement of compressing his series into a seventy-minute film meant jettisoning many scenes and characters from the New Frontier comics. As a consultant on the film, Cooke apparently battled to retain certain elements of his original story: for example, if not for his efforts, it seems, Lois Lane wouldn’t have turned up in the film. Still, I think that some of the cuts struck at the heart of what The New Frontier is really all about.

It seems to me that, whether in comics or in animated form, The New Frontier works best for an audience that already has a basic knowledge of the sweep of superhero comics history. People with little knowledge of superhero comics can still follow and appreciate either version, but they won’t fully grasp the underlying backstory. For those who don’t know, let me tell you about it.

In brief, The New Frontier is about the fall and rise of the superhero genre between the late 1940s and the start of the 1960s. In the real world, the superhero genre began with the debut of Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster’s Superman in Action Comics #1 in 1938, as the Great Depression lingered and Europe was about to plunge into World War II. The Man of Steel was an immediate and extraordinary success, and the new genre grew with explosive speed. In 1939 came Batman, at the company now known as DC Comics, the original Captain Marvel at Fawcett, and the Sub-Mariner and the original Human Torch in Marvel Comics #1 at the company then known as Timely. Scores of other new superheroes followed in the early 1940s. At DC Comics there was Wonder Woman, the original versions of the Flash, Green Lantern, Hawkman, and the Atom, as well as Doctor Fate, the Spectre, Wildcat, Hourman, and many more. DC teamed its leading superheroes up as the Justice Society of America in its aptly titled All Star Comics.

The comics industry boomed: in those dark times, the country needed new heroes, in fiction as well as real life, and superhero comics were read not only by the little kids they were presumably aimed at, but also by the young soldiers going off to war. Superman leapt with a mighty bound from the comic books to the comic strips, radio, animated cartoons and live action movie serials. The 1940s was indeed the “Golden Age” of superhero comics, when they achieved a mass popularity that has never been matched since.

But after the war ended, the superheroes’ popularity began to fade quickly. Comics publishers turned to other genres, and one by one the newly created superheroes vanished from print. The Justice Society’s adventures came to an end in 1951, as All Star Comics metamorphosed into All Star Western. The only superheroes at any comics company who survived as the stars of their own comic books throughout the 1950s were DC’s Big Three: Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman.

Meanwhile, having defeated the Axis powers in World War II, America now faced a new threat from its wartime ally, Josef Stalin’s Soviet Union, newly armed with atomic weapons. After spending years fighting enemies abroad, it was as if the United States couldn’t stop itself from looking for yet still more enemies. So in the late 1940s people in government began hunting for subversives and Communists who, they feared, were in league with the Soviets to topple or destroy American democracy. Thus began the era of Senator Joseph McCarthy, his and other Congressional “witch hunts” of Americans who might be secret Soviet sympathizers.

While much of 1950s America was in this inquisitorial frame of mind, Dr. Fredric Wertham wrote his notorious book Seduction of the Innocent, blaming comic books for inspiring juvenile delinquency and even questioning the sexuality of Batman, Robin and Wonder Woman. There were Congressional hearings into the charges against comic books, with the result that most of EC’s line, the most innovative and artistically advanced comic books of the early 1950s, went under, and the comics industry submitted to its own form of self-censorship, the Comics Code, to prevent the government from imposing its own restrictions.

It was Paul Levitz, who is now DC’s president and publisher, who did the first comics story that linked the real life Congressional investigations of the late 1940s and 1950s to the near-extinction of the superhero genre during that same period. In “The Defeat of the Justice Society,” a story Levitz wrote in Adventure Comics #466 (April 1979), the superheroes of the Justice Society appeared before a Congressional committee which demanded that they unmask and reveal their true identities to prove to the American public that they were not subversives. Rather than comply, the members of the Justice Society retired from their superheroic careers. So there was the explanation, in comics continuity, as to why most of DC’s Golden Age superheroes had vanished by the end of 1951.

It might have seemed back then that superheroes were merely a passing fad. But DC editor Julius Schwartz successfully launched a new version of the Flash in Showcase #4 (1956), thereby initiating the great superhero revival of the late 1950s and 1960s, which comics aficionados know as the Silver Age.

Arguably, however, the first Silver Age superhero was really J’onn J’onzz, the Manhunter from Mars, who debuted the year before in a backup story in Detective Comics #225 (November 1955). But J’onn was not originally portrayed as a superhero. Inadvertently transported to Earth by the experimental ray of Dr. Erdel, J’onn (who was not the “little green man” of UFO legend, but a big green humanoid) utilized his shapeshifting abilities to masquerade as an Earthman, John Jones. In his human guise, Jones worked as a detective, turning invisible in order to use his Martian super-powers covertly. Hence, the Manhunter from Mars series was originally a combination of science fiction and the mystery genre. Since the superhero genre, apart from the Big Three, was dead, it seems unlikely that J’onn was originally intended to be a superhero. Only in 1959, after Schwartz had successfully relaunched the superhero genre, did J’onn begin publicly operating as a superhero (see J’onn’s history here).

I’m going to make yet another reference to Danny Fingeroth’s book Disguised as Clark Kent here. Danny shows how the superhero’s secret identity served as a metaphor for Jewish-American comic creators’ efforts to assimilate into American society. So Clark Kent (an alien like J’onn) conceals his Kryptonian ethnicity by posing as an ordinary American-born “mild-mannered reporter.” J’onn went much further literally altering his outward appearance in order to “pass” as a normal Earth human. While Superman would publicly display his Kryptonian powers in his costumed identity, J’onn would initially only employ his Martian powers when he turned invisible, literally out of sight of the majority, who would fear a “Martian invader” in their midst. In New Frontier Cooke showed his recognition of how J’onn J’onzz, hiding his true self so completely from the rest of society, fit into the paranoid, repressed, conformist atmosphere if the 1950s.

In Showcase #4 police scientist Barry Allen was depicted as a fan of the 1940s Flash comics; upon gaining the power of super-speed, he named himself the new Flash after his fictional hero. Years later, Schwartz and writer Gardner Fox had the new Flash travel to a parallel world, “Earth-2,” where the original Flash, Jay Garrick, was a real person. In time they established that the superheroes of the Golden Age lived on Earth-2, while the Silver Age heroes lived on Earth-1. The new versions of the Flash, Green Lantern, Atom and Hawkman joined the Justice League, Earth-1’s counterpart of the Justice Society; Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman were among the founding members of the JLA.

In 1986 DC revised its continuity through the series Crisis on Infinite Earths, which did away with the concept of multiple Earths and established that the Golden Age heroes lived on the same Earth as DC’s modern heroes.

Something else to consider is that, traditionally, comics characters age very slowly or not at all. Superman was introduced in 1938, and yet he remains a young man in the comics today. The Silver Age Green Lantern, Hal Jordan, first appeared in Showcase #22, cover-dated October 1959, and yet he is not depicted in today’s comics as as the senior citizen he would be had he aged in real time. To make Jordan’s youth more credible, no one in contemporary comics stories makes reference to the fact that his origin as a superhero took place during the Eisenhower Administration. Similarly, in a early 1960s story Superman met President John F. Kennedy, but in current continuity, Superman would not even arrive on Earth as a baby until decades later.

In the real world Superman first appeared in comics in 1938, Batman in 1939, and Wonder Woman in 1941, and all three were members of the Justice Society. In current DC continuity, though, they did not begin their superhero careers until roughly a half century later.

This may all have begun to make your heads hurt, but there is still one more step to consider. In New Frontier Darywn Cooke devised his own alternate version of DC Comics continuity. In this version, DC’s Golden and Silver Age heroes all exist on the same Earth. But, with only one exception I can think of offhand, each superhero debuted in the New Frontier timeline at the same time that he or she did in the comics in the real world. Hence, Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman did start their superhero careers in 1938, 1939, and 1941, respectively, in the word of The New Frontier. Arguably, Superman and Wonder Woman’s super-powers keep them from aging normally. But when the story of The New Frontier concludes in 1961, Batman and Lois Lane must be in their forties (though they certainly still look youthful). That one exception, by the way, is Robin, who does not appear in The New Frontier comics or DVD until sometime in the 1950s. If he had debuted in the New Frontier timeline in 1940, as he did in the comics, he would be an adult by the 1950s, and Cooke obviously wanted to use the traditional image of Robin as a “boy wonder” instead.

But the focus of The New Frontier is not on the Big Three, but on the new superheroes who arose during the Silver Age. (Indeed, Cooke’s commentary track on the DVD points out that Superman is kayoed early in the climactic battle at the film’s end so that the Silver Age heroes can take center stage.)

Cooke’s greatest conceptual innovation in The New Frontier is explicitly to turn the Silver Age into a period piece. Instead of presenting the Silver Age heroes as existing in a permanent present day, as comics traditionally have, he instead explicitly sets them in the time period in which their stories first appeared: the 1950s. Cooke presents the Silver Age characters as products of their time. With the perspective that comes with looking back a half century in history, Cooke is able to see how these characters reflect the times of their creation more clearly than, perhaps, their own creators could at the time.

For example, the creators of the Martian Manhunter may not have consciously been aware of how the character–a green-skinned alien disguised as a human in order to live on Earth–was a response to the racism and paranoia of 1950s American society, but Cooke sees it and consciously works with the theme.

So the premise of The New Frontier is fairly complicated for a casual reader of comics, or a viewer of the video whose knowledge of DC superheroes may be restricted to the movie versions, to understand.

Let’s turn now to the video. Watching the opening, I was immediately delighted by the use of a familiar old device–an animated artist’s brush, seemingly wielded by an offscreen artist, which creates the pictures onscreen. One sees something similar at the start of Max and Dave Fleischer’s Out of the Inkwell cartoons, but New Frontier‘s animated brush specifically evokes the artist’s brush that appears onscreen in various classic Disney animated films. (I describe one example, All the Cats Join In, in “Comics in Context” #136: “Before There Were Cars“). It’s a lovely homage to a grand tradition.

In the context of The New Frontier DVD, though, the animated brush doesn’t belong to the artists creating the film, but to an offscreen character in the story, a children’s illustrator who has undergone mental possession by the film’s principal menace, a primeval intelligence called the Center (or The Centre, since the film also employs the British spelling). The offscreen illustrator sets down a warning about the Center in his book, and then, still off camera, shoots himself. This is presumably meant to be a shock effect, but I was only a wee bit startled. Not having gotten to know or even see the illustrator within these first few moments of the film, it was hard to feel anything for him.

As for the Center, I’m afraid he leaves a gaping hole where the story’s ultimate villain should be. In the opening of the film we hear the Center’s voice drone on ominously about how he has existed for millions upon millions of years and is determined to eliminate these human newcomers to the planet. But we’ve seen this sort of thing before: for example, H. P. Lovecraft’s elder gods. There’s nothing distinctive about the Center, whether in his motivation, his powers, his personality–or, rather, lack of same–or even his visual representation. when the center finally appears towards the end of the film, he looks like a gigantic and rather drab floating rock with giant pterodactyls, of all things, roosting on top.

In The New Frontier, it is in order to combat the Center that the new Silver Age heroes team up with the Big Three to become the Justice League. Subsequently, the film shows us a shot of the JLA battling Starro the Conqueror, which aficionados will recognize as based on the cover of the comic with the Justice League’s first published adventure, The Brave and the Bold #28 in 1960. You may think of Starro as silly: after all, he looks like a gigantic alien starfish. But that cover shot of the JLA struggling against the monstrous Starro is both memorable and iconic. (And it suddenly strikes me that the cover for Fantastic Four #1, with its heroes struggling against another huge monster, which appeared the following year, is very much like it! Why not, since the FF were allegedly created as Marvel’s response to the Justice League?) In the Silver Age Julie Schwartz and his artists had a knack for concocting just such amazing visual imagery. The Center just isn’t in the same league. The Center does not hold.

During the opening credits for the New Frontier video, we see a newspaper headline announcing the retirement of the Golden Age superheroes and see an image of them trudging away in defeat. We then see a shot of the police pursuing Hourman. Readers of the original comics version will recall that superheroes became outlaws unless they revealed their true identities to the government and took loyalty oaths. Hourman refused either to comply or to retire, and this police chase ended in his untimely death. (This is sharply different from the canonical DC continuity, in which the original Hourman also retired at the end of the Golden Age and resumed his superhero career when the Justice Society reemerged during the Silver Age. But do people who watch the DVD without having read the comics recognize Hourman or understand that he was killed before Superman says so later in the film? )

All of this is treated at greater length in the comics version, primarily through text pieces, like newspaper coverage of the events. Darwyn Cooke explains on the DVD that due to time limitations the filmmakers covered these events through these images in the credit sequence and through a subsequent scene which Cooke wrote in which Superman and Lois Lane discuss the Justice Society’s enforced retirement. But these brief images and references to the end of the Golden Age heroes are not the same as dramatizing it onscreen.

The New Frontier comics series begins at the end of World War II, with DC’s team of military heroes, the Losers, on “Dinosaur Island,” the setting of one of DC’s wackiest war series, The War That Time Forgot. There is a reference to Dinosaur Island in the video, and I suppose that’s where the pterodactyls at the end came from, but I don’t mind that this opening sequence from the comics is missing from the film.

But I think that the film needed a sequence, however brief, to establish that there had been a Golden Age of superheroes. Those who are unacquainted with comics history needed to know a little more about it, and, indeed, need to know that that’s when Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman debuted. (If you don’t know superhero comics history, you might think from the film that Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman first appeared in the 1950s, just as the Barry Allen Flash did.) Moreover, in dramatic terms, if the story begins with the fall of the superheroes and the end of the Golden Age, then we should see a glimpse of that Golden Age and its glories onscreen, in order to feel the sense of loss when it comes to an end. Perhaps the precredit sequence would have better been devoted to showing the Justice Society in action.

Perhaps because the graphic novel devotes more space to the fall of the Golden Age, it takes on resonances that are absent from the DVD. Today, a situation in which superheroes are outlaws unless they reveal their true identities to the government not only harkens back to the McCarthy era but becomes an echo of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ landmark series Watchmen. Superman, who is allowed to continue to operate because he submitted to the government’s demands, is in the position of Moore and Gibbons’ Dr. Manhattan, while Batman, who daringly defies the law by acting as a vigilante, mirrors Watchmen‘s Rorschach. In The New Frontier DVD it’s not clear that Batman is operating outside the law; indeed, he shows up at the end to aid the government and no one even mentions he’s a lawbreaker.

Furthermore, in reading the New Frontier comics’ account of what Batman and Superman did when the government lowered the boom on superheroes, I was inevitably reminded of Frank Miller’s Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, another tale in which superheroes have been banned. In The New Frontier DVD Superman mentions that he had to take a “loyalty oath” to continue his superheroic career in America. The DVD does not examine or even seem to notice the moral ambiguity of Superman’s decision. Readers of The Dark Knight Returns know that Batman–and Miller-regard Superman as a sellout for working with a federal government that had driven the other superheroes into enforced retirement. In The New Frontier DVD there is only an oblique reference to the fact that Batman and Superman are on opposite sides of this issue, when Batman ominously notes that he keeps kryptonite on hand in case he needs to use it against the Kryptonian.

Watching the DVD, I realized that The New Frontier is the direct opposite of Marvel’s Civil War. New Frontier clearly indicates that the government is wrong to attempt to control or outlaw the superheroes, who become representatives of individual freedom. The suppression of the superheroes becomes a metaphor for the blacklisting of the McCarthy era. Superman is one of the few “scabs.” In Civil War half of America’s superheroes are not only scabs, siding with the government in its insistence on officially registering superheroes and learning their true identities; they are also strikebreakers, battling their former comrades. Captain America leads the other superheroes in opposing the government’s demands. But in the concluding issue we are led to believe that the public sides with the government; majority rule overrides individual freedom, and Cap and his faction surrender, effectively acquiescing in the idea that they were wrong. (And then Cap gets shot.) With the triumphal emergence of a new generation of superheroes. At the end of the story, The New Frontier extols the superhero as symbol of individual liberty. In contrast, Civil War has an ending that would make McCarthy and the 1950s House Un-American Activities Committee happy.

Perhaps in the DVD when Superman is encouraged to take a leadership role, it is intended as a subtle reproach to his acquiescence to the government, and he indeed rises to the occasion later in the film. As for the rest of the Big Three, I concur with Cooke in his praise (on the commentary track) of the animation of a sequence in which a particularly spooky Batman singlehandedly and believably overcomes a gang of sinister Center cultists, one by one.

The big scene with Superman encountering Wonder Woman in 1950s Indochina, adapted from the graphic novel, is another matter. Wonder Woman has encouraged a group of oppressed Indochinese women to kill their tormentors, celebrates with them afterwards, and defiantly defends her actions to the disapproving Superman. This reminds me of the man-hating Wonder Woman of Frank Miller’s All Star Batman and Wonder Woman recently killing the traitorous Maxwell Lord in canonical continuity. These stories’ writers are presumably drawing on the fact that Wonder Woman is a member of an ancient warrior culture of Amazons. But traditionally Wonder Woman has always been an advocate of peace, even if she has to use force to stop wrongdoers. How can she object to the violence and brutality of “man’s world” when she applauds women who resort to blood vengeance? Wonder Woman is not Xena or Red Sonja. I recognize Superman and Batman in New Frontier, but not Cooke’s version of Wonder Woman.

And I just do not comprehend why Cooke put the Flash’s longtime foe, Captain Cold, in such an uninspired costume, which makes him look like a medieval monk wearing 3-D glasses. You can’t beat Carmine Infantino’s classic costume design for Captain Cold. If Cooke has the Flash wear his sleek and stylish Infantino-designed costume, why couldn’t he let the Captain wear his? Ah well, at least the Captain got to wear his proper costume when he turned up in the Justice League unlimited animated series. And despite the fashion victimization, Cooke’s battle between the Flash and Captain Cold in Las Vegas is even better in the animated film. Iris, well, quite a rush to see the Flash moving at super-speed directly at the Captain, only to be halted at the last second when the Captain shouts “Stop!” in warning. It’s lucky for the members of Flash’s Rogues Gallery that in comics the writers and artists can manipulate time: otherwise they would be hard pressed to pull the trigger before the onrushing Flash got to them.

As in the graphic novel, the DVD’s initial sequence with Hal Jordan, who is to become the Silver Age Green Lantern, is set on the final day of the Korean War. Though the war is over, Jordan finds himself forced to kill an attacking Korean soldier in order to save his own life. The purpose of the scene is much clearly and much more strongly conveyed in the comics, however. In Cooke’s graphic novel Jordan is adamantly opposed to killing for any reason. I find it hard to believe that a man with such an attitude would be assigned to fly a combat plane. Shouldn’t Jordan have been a conscientious objector and been assigned some duty in which he was not expected to kill the enemy? In the comics presumably Jordan’s killing of the North Korean in self-defense is to show him learning that violence can be necessary. However, in the film Jordan is not clearly established as a pacifist, so the point of the sequence is blunted. I’m still puzzled as to why Cooke wanted to make Jordan a pacifist and why he felt the need to put this future hero through such a brutal killing, as if it were an initiation into the use of violence. Other heroes in the series, like the Flash, don’t go through this sort of bloody initiation into violence.

Another thing I like about The New Frontier comics is that Cooke presents Hal Jordan as a representative of the daring, pioneering test pilots and astronauts that Tom Wolfe wrote about in his book The Right Stuff. Again, presumably because of the necessity of condensing Cooke’s books, this comes across more explicitly in the comics. In the DVD Jordan seems to be more of a lone star, not a member of a generation of heroic pioneers in air and space.

But it is just wonderful for a Silver Age fan like myself to see the iconic origin of Green Lantern, as the dying alien Abin Sur passes his power ring on to the man he has singled out to be his successor, Hal Jordan, animated on screen: a classic scene from the comics that retains its power today.

The characters who make the biggest impression in The New Frontier DVD are Jordan and the Martian Manhunter. I like nearly everything that Cooke and the animation team do with J’onn J’onnz in the book and the film, portraying him as a humane alien forced to hide his true identity from a hostile world. In both versions there is an entertaining scene in which J’onn watches television to learn about his new world, shapeshifting into doubles of the personalities he sees on the tube, including Bugs Bunny and Groucho Marx, as if trying out identities. Eventually he settles on becoming a detective like those he sees on TV. It’s a perceptive acknowledgment that in the comics of the 1950s J’onn J’onzz was not so much acting as a real detective as adopting the media image of a detective from TV and the movies. Thus we can now see that the early Manhunter from Mars stories of the 1950s reflected the genre now known as film noir, which expressed the anxieties and fears of that decade. The literal darkness of the scenes involving the Martian Manhunter in both versions of New Frontier thus likewise reflects the noir visual style.

The plight of the green-skinned Martian Manhunter is a metaphor for racism in 1950s American society. In the comics Cooke devised a subplot to reinforce that theme, depicting an African-American superhero named John Henry (after the hero of folklore) who is eventually murdered by bigots. On the DVD John Henry’s saga is briefly recapped in a television news report. It’s good that the filmmakers included this, but once again, I wish there had been the time and budget to dramatize it. This is yet another reason why anyone who sees and enjoys the New Frontier DVD should make a point of reading the original comics to find out the whole story.

Cooke titled his series The New Frontier after the celebrated line in John F. Kennedy’s speech accepting the Democratic nomination for President in 1960. The first member of his new generation who would become President, Kennedy declared that “We stand at the edge of a New Frontier – the frontier of unfulfilled hopes and dreams. It will deal with unsolved problems of peace and war, unconquered pockets of ignorance and prejudice, unanswered questions of poverty and surplus.” “The New Frontier” was the name given to the programs that Kennedy proposed to deal with these problems, just as President Franklin D. Roosevelt had put forth “the New Deal” to combat the effects of the Great Depression.

In his original comics series, Cooke ran Kennedy’s “New Frontier” speech alongside images of the newly formed Justice League and the myriad new superheroes who arose to populate DC’s Silver Age in the late 1950s and 1960s. It is a triumphant, inspirational coda to Cooke’s epic tale, and the film heightens its impact by putting Kennedy himself (or someone doing a masterful impression of him) delivering his “New Frontier” speech on the soundtrack while the montage of Silver Age superheroes fills the screen. Thus Cooke makes the key point of his series: that the rebirth of the superhero genre in the Silver Age reflects, and acts as a metaphor for the birth of a new idealistic, activist spirit in American politics and culture in the 1960s.

At one point in his DVD commentary track, Cooke remarks that the events depicted in the film (obviously aside from the presence of superheroes) resemble those if the present day. I wish that he had gone into detail about this. It has been said that any movie that is set in a period of the past is really also about the period in which it was made. (Hence, Gone with the Wind, though set during the Civil War and Reconstruction, also reflects the racial and sexual attitudes of 1939.) Cooke is acknowledging that this is true about The New Frontier.

The Golden Age of Comics was born during the Great Depression, with the world on the brink of World War II. These first superheroes seem to embody the positive, can-do American spirit that lay behind FDR’s New Deal, that enabled the nation to rise out of economic misery, to defeat the Axis threat abroad, and to become, yes, one of the world’s postwar “superpowers.”

As Cooke shows, the New Frontier and the Silver Age also emerged from a dark, troubled time in American politics and society, involving a war (in Korea) and restrictions on civil liberties, and embodied the will and desire to bring about change.

It was during these two periods–the late 1930s and 1940s, and the late 1950s and 1960s–that the superhero genre experienced its most explosive growth, giving rise to pantheons of characters who have now achieved classic status. In the forty years since we have not witnessed any comparable burst of creativity. For example, it has been said that the last truly iconic superhero created at Marvel was Wolverine, back in 1974! There was a great period for the genre in the mid-1980s, but in the “deconstructionist” mode of Watchmen and Dark Knight.

Now, America is again in a dark period, mired in an endless war, plunging into recession, headed by an administration that employs torture and violates civil liberties. Yet in 2008 Presidential candidates, both Democratic and Republican, have been promising “change,” a passion to reform what has gone wrong in our society. At this point the two remaining Democratic contenders each represent an element of society–women and African-Americans–who were previously barred by prejudice from holding positions as powerful as the Presidency. And one if them, Barack Obama, has taken as his theme “the audacity of hope,” representing a new spirit of optimism and liberal activism.

Is this another time, like the 1940s and 1960s, that could revitalize the superhero genre? Indeed, has this rebirth already happened in the movies, with the ceaseless wave of superhero movies during this first decade of a new century? But what path will the superhero genre take in the comics? Will it remained stuck in the grim and gritty, the dismal and despairing, with series like Identity Crisis and Civil War, undercutting the heroic spirit, siding with oppression, unable to advance into a new, brighter day? Or will comics creators follow Darwyn Cooke on the path he sets out in The New Frontier: into a newer frontier for the 21st century?

LINKS IN THE GREAT CYBERCHAIN OF BEING

If Darwyn Cooke is a practitioner of the Neo-Silver Age school of comics, then Dave Stevens created a Neo-Golden Age masterpiece in The Rocketeer, his gorgeously illustrated adventure series set in the late 1930s. Stevens passed away this week, and you should read the tribute to him by his friend Mark Evanier.

There have also been remarkable tributes online to the late Steve Gerber, and I encourage you to read those by his former Marvel colleagues and friends Peter Gillis and Steven Grant and Heidi MacDonald’s reminiscences about the man and his work.

Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

Comics & Comics: And Bats, Oh my!

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Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen. And I dig Batman.

Hellboy and Green Arrow may be my all time faves, but for some reason I have always identified the most with good ole’ bats (which is odd, because I come from a great, happy family which is very much not murdered). I think that is part of the appeal to Batman though, the fact that any man, woman or child could “Technically” do what Bruce does. He’s hasn’t got amazing powers. He hasn’t been sent from some distant planet. He’s not infallible, like his boring buddy Clark. Batman is basically a brooding teenager who decided to get pro-active (not the acne medicine) and everyone can relate to that at some point in their life. And though the baddies might change, and the cowl may shift every few years, Batman will always remain, and I, for one, will be in the passenger seat of the Batmobile until Bruce kicks me out.

This week, Comics & Comics is extremely proud to present, a special guest piece written by my friend and yours, Mr. Jesse Letourneau, simply entitled “Batman”.

But first, as always, lets take a quick peek through this week’s new release shelf a bit, shall we?

Spoiler Alerts Ahead

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Booster Gold # 7: Geoff Johns and Jeff Katz continue to present one of the funniest, sharpest and most interesting comic in mainstream books today, with the latest issue of Booster Gold. Finally, the much awaited reunion of Blue and Gold (Booster Gold and The Blue Beetle) is upon us and it certainly didn’t disappoint. This issue finds Michael and the freshly resurrected Ted Kord dealing with the time-stream issues creating by Boosters jaunt into the past to save his best friend. And though this issue, like the others in the run, can get kind of heavy handed on all the time science speak sometimes, the sheer likableness of Booster and Skeets (and now Ted) pulls the reader in. Throw in some OMACS, a new multiverse planet to explore and a cool splash page with Green Arrow and Hawkboy, and you’ve got another very good issue of what is shaping up to be a must read series.

Salvation Run # 5 This book is bad ass. I know, not the most eloquent of reviews, but very true when talking about my current favorite book in comics, Salvation Run. The concept was simple enough, send most of the worlds super villains to an uninhabited planet and let them fend for themselves. The execution of the book however, is something to not be missed. With a cast of villains, the reader is finally “allowed” to root for their favorite baddie, without feeling those pangs of guilt for supporting killers, lunatics and talking gorillas (R.I.P Grodd). In the fifth issue of the series there is no less action nor laughs then in the previous stellar issues. With the stakes getting quickly ramped up (Jon Jonz anyone?) and the “baddies” resorting to dirtier and more vile means, Salvation Run is a unfettered view into the life of a D.C rogue, complete with all the murder, betrayal and cheesey one liners that come with it. The last page of this book promises the finale to be nothing less then epic. Awesome read.

Notable: Green Arrow and Black Canary # 6, JLA Classified # 54

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X-Factor # 29: Jamie Madrox is pissed. And with good reason. He “abandoned” friend and teammate Layla Miller in the future, there are marauders attacking him from every angle, and his love life is in shambles. Also, he’s a father to be (With Siryn) and has absolutely no idea. This issue finds the folks at X-Factor Investigations at a turning point. The team split up, Mutant Town in shambles and no real idea as to who is orchestrating the demise of the X-Factor. Peter David continues to script an excellent book, even throwing some unexpected curve’s this week when the series went “Cosmic” for a panel or two. (That crazy Rictor) and then got all horror movie on our collective asses. This book is week in and out a rich, engrossing and increasingly filmic read, and if you haven’t jumped on board yet, now would be a great time. On a side note, the last panel of the issue is worth the price alone, but I wont spoil it here. Tis a good’un though.

Avengers the Initiative # 10: The cover image says it all. “One Will Die!”. With a hook like that, it was hard not to be excited to read the current issue of “The Initiative” (also, I’m a sucker for SlapStick). Well, that title hint turned out to be kind of a cop-out, but luckily the issue is most definitely the best of the series so far, and quite frankly one of the better issues I’ve read of any title in a few months. The action is as ramped up as it can be for the entire book, with former team leader M.V.P now dead and seeking his revenge against the initiative under the clever handle K.I.A. This issue is pretty much a giant brawl between K.I.A and his ex teammates and what a brawl it is. Gauntlet, whom I never really took a shine to comes into his own in this issue as a hardcore hero, and I for one would love to see the ensuing fight between him and K.I.A animated one day, because it had such a great visual quality to it. The last panel is a fun surprise and anytime Steve gets to use his hammer I’m a happy camper. Excellent issue.

Notable: Last Defenders # 1, Nova V.4 #11, Thunderbolts # 119, Punisher MAX # 55

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And now, without further ado, Jesse Letourneau presents,

“Batman”

Frank Miller dubbed him the Dark Knight. Kids’ WB calls him simply “The.” Since its debut in 2004, Kids’ WB’s The Batman has depicted the adventures of the Caped Crusader to mixed reviews. Last Saturday (March 8) saw the show’s end. This week we will look back at what they got right and what they got wrong. (I believe the Joker is something they got right.)

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Before we look at what the series has done right, let’s address some concerns.

It’s not as good as the original. The most common complaint of the show is that it is not as good as Batman: The Animated Series which aired from 1992-1995. Guess what. It’s not.

The work that came from Paul Dini (author of Quick Stop’s very own Monkey Talk), Bruce Timm and many others, was a masterpiece. Taking the very best of the character’s history and infusing it with their own style, those that worked on Batman: The Animated Series (BTAS) created what many (myself included) believe to be the best version of Batman ever put on film. However, just because a better version exists, does not mean that The Batman does not hold its own as a valid and entertaining edition to the Batman mythos

It is just a kids’ show designed to sell toys. It is unfair to dismiss The Batman simply because its primary audience is children. The Batman is indeed a kid oriented show designed in part to sell plastic heroes and villains. However, there have been many shows in the past that were conceived primarily as half hour commercials. He-Man, G.I. Joe, and TMNT were all shows designed to sell toys and comics. That doesn’t mean they were a complete waste of time.

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The re-imagined villains are horrid. Many argue that the villains of The Batman are the worst part of the show. I am inclined to agree. Personally, I don’t care for the show’s interpretation of the Riddler, Poison Ivy, Clayface, Mr. Freeze, and Killer Croc. However, most of these villains took a back seat in the later seasons.

Those who tried it during the first two and half seasons (the series weakest efforts) and then gave up on the series missed out. Those who stayed with the show witnessed the animation, stories, and characterizations improve. Despite all its faults, The Batman is worth checking out.

In order to appreciate The Batman, we have to know what makes the character work. In my opinion there are three elements needed to have Batman at his absolute best. Bruce Wayne (Batman’s alter ego) must face tragedy, protect Gotham, and have the balancing influence of Robin to be the best Batman he can be. I propose that the animated series has all these elements, and is fine interpretation of the character and his world.

The death of Batman’s parents is the lynchpin that made him into the hero he is today. Being an orphan is nothing unique in the four colored world of superheroes. Both Superman and Spider-Man grew up not knowing their parents. Yet Batman is not simply an alien estranged from his heritage or a teen who lost his father figure.

Batman lacks the love and support enjoyed by other heroes (Super-Man and the Kents, Spider-Man and Aunt May). Taking nothing away from the catastrophes in the lives of these two heroes, young Bruce faced one of life’s most traumatic experiences. He was subjected to witnessing the murder of both his parents. His childhood was cut short. Light and joy were not comforts Bruce had has he grew up. It is the figurative shadows of loss that gave birth to the man who now waits in the literal shadows.

The Batman while geared for kids still addresses the reality of Bruce’s loss of his parents.
While certainly not the show’s focus, the death of the Wayne’s has not been retconned away or ignored. A recurring element of the series is a picture of young Bruce and his parents taken shortly before their murder. It is not uncommon to find an episode opening or closing with Bruce meditating on this photo, recalling why he persists in his fight against crime.

Young Bruce filled the loss of his parents not only with darkness and shadows, but with purpose. Bruce’s parents loved and served the city of Gotham. They gave of their wealth, they gave of their time, and they led by example. Yet, as far as Bruce is concerned, it was the city itself that murdered his parents. Batman’s purpose is to make Gotham into the city his parents envisioned it could be.

Bruce has found a way to serve the city. Batman fights the elements that seek to corrupt Gotham. He battles the elements that seek to destroy his city. In protecting Gotham, Bruce protects the memory of his parents. If only he could cause the city to live up to the vision of his parents, then maybe the darkness will leave the heart of little Bruce Wayne. Maybe then Batman could find peace.

The season four episode Artifacts, perfectly demonstrates Batman’s commitment to protect Gotham. Wikipedia describes the story as filled with references to current comic continuity as well as the Frank Miller work The Dark Knight Returns. While both elements are present, Artifacts stands on its own as arguably the best episode of the series. I believe it could even hold its own along side the work of BTAS.

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The episode is set in two different times. The near future, where we see Batman defeating Mr. Freeze; and the far-future, where Batman is gone, and Mr. Freeze has found a way to not only survive but cripple the city in his icy grip. Hope is not lost. The Gotham City police send a team to uncover the legendary Bat Cave. It is there they find information and resources, left behind by Batman, to defeat Mr. Freeze. Even from the after life the Batman fights one last battle to save Gotham.

To counter the darkness and focus the purpose, Batman needs a balance. I am not a fan of kid sidekicks; however Robin is one of the few who work well. He is not a clone of his mentor in either powers or costume. Robin’s origin is similar, but his goals are different. Robin’s purpose is to serve the greater good, and to enjoy his work while doing so.

Robin isn’t bent on vengeance like his adult teammate. He represents for Batman not only the light to his darkness, but the lost childhood of Bruce Wayne. Robin is the one who reminds Batman that the fight for truth and justice has value in itself, and that the work can be fun. Robin is the one who keeps Batman from tipping over the edge and becoming the very thing he fights.

The Batman’s version of Robin is a pitch perfect interpretation of the character. While old school purist will miss the bare legs and pixie boots of Robin’s original costume from the comic books, everything else that makes Dick Grayson work as a character is present. Robin brings humor, joy, and the knowledge of youth (one villain is caught, due to Robin’s contact with him via on-line gaming) to Batman and the series.

However, I hear my fellow fanboys screaming at their computers, “A hero is only as good as his villains, and the new Joker looks like a purple and green gorilla.”

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“Where did you get those wonderful dreads?”

I will grant you that the visual interpretation of the Joker is not the most pleasing version ever put on film. Yet, if you can look past the physical redesign you will find that the core of the character still exists. I will go so far as to say the characterization of the Joker is nearly flawless in his appearances on The Batman.

What makes a compelling Joker? Insanity, mayhem, and an unhealthy preoccupation on Batman are the key elements that make the Joker the best arch nemesis he can be. The Batman’s interpretation has these elements in spades.

The series introduces the Joker as newly escaped from Arkham Asylum and still barefoot and in his straight jacket. This first meeting between the Joker and Batman involves a blimp full of Joker gas. Joker’s plans are to expose all of Gotham to his deadly invention. Of course good wins the day, and the Joker is thwarted. From that point on, the Joker’s new goal is to take down the Batman. This episode, titled The Bat in the Belfry is the shows premier episode. Right from the beginning audiences were treated to an insane Joker carrying out capers of mayhem, and developing his unhealthy preoccupation of the Batman.

This complete interpretation of the Clown Prince of Crime is carried all the way to the end of the series. The shows final episodes deal with the story threads of Batman and his newly acquired super friends established at the end of season four. Episode Sixty-Two of Sixty-Five (The End of The Batman) gives us one last look at the rivalry between Joker and Batman. There is a new dynamic duo in Gotham, Wrath and Scorn who aid villains in their crimes. The Joker is outraged that anyone would come to Gotham and try to upstage him. Even when the new criminals learn the secret identities of Batman and Robin, the Joker is unimpressed. Posing as the police, Joker picks up the defeated Wrath and Scorn, and before they can tell a sole who lies behind Batman’s cowl, he exposes them to a diluted dose of Joker gas. He gives them just enough to cause them to go insane, and thus discredit their newfound knowledge. As the Joker drives off he makes it clear that if anyone is going to undo the Batman it will be him.

Much like the series itself, the Joker of BTAS is seen by many (myself included) as the best Joker ever put on film. However, I applaud the creators of The Batman for not simply creating a carbon copy of a character we have seen numerous times before. Instead they had the courage to radically reinterpret the Joker, without loosing the core of what makes him a great character.

The early seasons of The Batman have their ups and down, while season four and five stand on their own as interesting and satisfying additions to the mythos of Batman.

I would like to thank Matty and the crew at Quick Stop Entertainment for allowing me a chance to share some of my ideas with all of you.

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Jesse, you complete me”¦

Check back next week for a look at the comedy scene around Los Angeles. I’m new here, figure its time I threw myself in headfirst and faceforward (ouch.) The following week, Ill take you behind the scenes of the upcoming “Wizard World Los Angeles” comic convention, to tell you all about the good, the bad, and the Bendis. (I kid, but lose those damn thought bubbles!). See ya later, genetically enhanced alligators.

And as always,

“Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

Matt Cohen is currently watching Uatu. Take that, ya perve!

Weekend Shopping Guide 3/14/08: Savior Of The Universe

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:03 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Although I’m sure the full season set will be out by the fall featuring the episodes, I can still recommend the South Park: Imaginationland disc (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) for its uncut versions of the trilogy, as well as the near full-length audio commentary with Matt Stone and Trey Parker (a rarity since their decision to only do mini-commentaries). The disc also contains the bonus episodes “Woodland Critter Christmas” and “Manbearpig”.

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Forced to choose sides in the great Oscar battle between There Will Be Blood and No Country For Old Men (Miramax, Rated R, DVD-$29.99 SRP), my immediate choice was for the Coen Brothers atmospheric amorality tale that harkens back to the duo’s noirish Blood Simple roots. Josh Brolin stars as a man who makes the unfortunate decision to walk away with the money he finds in a pickup truck at a bloody crime scene, setting off a series of unfortunate events that left me glued to the edge of my seat as the action and consequences just kept escalating. Bonus features include a trio of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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Michael Palin continues his globe-spanning journeys with a trip a little closer to home – and yet worlds away – in Michael Palin: New Europe (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). Exploring the area formerly situated behind the Iron Curtain, he finds a cultural explosion that mixes both the modern west and a more traditional identity. The 3-disc box set features an interview with Palin and deleted scenes.

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I so very much wanted to like the remake of the manly tete a tete Sleuth (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$26.96 SRP), starring Jude Law and Michael Caine (in the role opposite of the one he played in the original) as a pair of men fighting an escalating battle of wits over a woman. Sadly, Kenneth Branagh’s direction feels merely like a stageplay statically brought to screen, and it mostly leaves the actors – who are largely on their game – out in the cold. Bonus features include audio commentaries, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and a look at the make-up effects.

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Based on Steve Purcell’s underground comic – and inspiration for a fantastic series of video games – Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP) gets a feature-laden DVD release of the complete short-lived series. The 3-disc set also features a conversation with Purcell, a trio of animated shorts, a new animated short, a look at Telltale Games, the original series bible, and a playable demo of their latest video game adventure.

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It’s not Pixar, but Jerry Seinfeld’s Bee Movie (Dreamworks, Rated PG, DVD-$36.98 SRP) is as affably goofy as Seinfeld himself. In what is essentially a goofy tale of the secret life of bees through the eyes of Barry B. Benson, the laughs are a bit uneven, but you can certainly feel Jerry’s comedy all over it. And, thankfully, the animation is better than Dreamworks’s previous standard, the Shrek franchise, and is on par with the decent-looking Over The Hedge. The 2-disc set features audio commentary, alternate endings and lost scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, music videos, and more.

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If you’re hoping to regain sight and sanity after the recent “reinvention” of the Jay Ward nostalgia-classic George Of The Jungle (Classic Media, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP), look no further than the 2-disc set collecting all 17 episodes of that original series – complete with the supporting features Super Chicken and Tom Slick. Also included is the never-before-seen pilot episode.

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After the abomination that was Evan Almighty, it would take a film to rejuvenate my view of Steve Carrell’s once-promising film career. Thankfully, he made a nice little flick like Dan In Real Life (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.99 SRP). Carrell stars as an advice columnist and single father of three who awkwardly finds that he’s fallen in love with his brother’s new girlfriend. It’s a likeable little comedy that doesn’t try to be more than it is. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and outtakes.

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It’s like a watched pot, but ever so slowly we’re getting more seasons of the Britcom classic One Foot In The Grave with the release of seasons three and four (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP each). The 2-disc sets contain an additional 6 episodes each, following the hilarious life struggles of retiree Victor Meldrew (Richard Wilson). Bonus features include Christmas specials and a pair of audio commentaries.

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Get your Al Pacino catalogue fix with a pair of from the vaults releases – And Justice For All and Bobby Deerfield (Sony, Rated R/PG, DVD-$19.94 SRP each). The former finds Pacino as a race car driver under the direction of Sydney Pollack, while the latter is a Norman Jewison flick with Pacino as an idealistic young lawyer under pressure to defend a man he knows is guilty. Bonus materials on Justice include an audio commentary, interviews with Jewison and screenwriter Barry Levinson, deleted scenes, and an episode of Damages.

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Reading through the best-of collection for the legendary comics fanzine Alter Ego (Twomorrows, $21.95 SRP) – edited by Roy Thomas & Bill Schelly and featuring an introduction by the late Julius Schwartz – is like wading into a geeky time capsule. This volume collects the first 11 issues of the fanzine, which launched in 1961.

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Dora and Boots have brought together a toe-tapping collection sure to be on constant repeat in the CD and mp3 players of anyone with kids, ¡Vamos a bailer! Let’s Dance!: Dora The Explorer’s Music Collection (Nickelodeon, $29.98 SRP). The 3-disc set features the original Dora CD, as well as Dora Dance Fiesta! and Dora’s World Adventure!, as well as some interactive board games in the fold-out packaging.

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Not content to let Dora venture out alone this weekend, there’s also a brand new Diego release – Go Diego Go!: Moonlight Rescue (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) involving baby sea turtles, rain forests, and Rhea.

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Stargate fans still smarting over the show’s cancellation can wrap up the Ori saga with the direct-to-DVD Stargate: The Ark Of Truth (MGM/UA, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), which picks up right were the series left off. Bonus features include an audio commentary and a trio of featurettes.

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Clearly a reaction to her Oscar win last year, the Helen Mirren At The BBC set (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP) is still a welcome release of productions done over the course of her 40-year career for the Brit broadcaster. The 5-disc set features The Changeling, The Apple Cart, Caesar and Claretta, The Philanthropist, The Little Minister, The Country Wife, Blue Remembered Hills, Mrs. Reinhardt, & Soft Targets. Bonus materials include a new interview with Mirren and a Michael Parkinson interview from 1975.

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Watching the episodes on the second volume of Love American Style‘s first season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$35.98 SRP) is like peering into a time capsule at what TV thought courtship in the late 60’s was all about. Considered risqué at the time, it’s now fascinatingly quaint. The 3-disc set features the remaining 12 episodes of season one… And lots of innuendo.

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I’d say anime fans probably already have their copies of Appleseed Ex Machina (Warner Bros., Rated Pg-13, DVD-$34.98 SRP) already on order. Maybe that’s because an anime produced by John Woo doesn’t often come down the pike. Bonus materials include a featurette on the creation of the movie, a look at the animation technology used in the film, and an audio commentary.

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Get your Tom Baker Doctor fix with a pair of new classic Doctor Who releases – Planet Of Evil & Destiny Of The Daleks (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP each). As usual with these Doctor Who discs, they’re much like the Tardis – far more loaded with extras than a similar release of this size, including commentaries, documentaries, featurettes, trailers, galleries, and more.

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It’s always a disappointing exercise to watch the recently produced cartoons featured in the fourth volume of Tom & Jerry Tales (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), particularly if you have any affection for the old MGM cat and mouse-capades. This volume features 12 more installments from the Kids’ WB show.

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Completely inoffensive and largely forgettable, the big screen Nancy Drew (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$29.98 SRP) – starring Emma Roberts as the sleuthing teen – pales in comparison to the most recent Drew-esque heroine, Veronica Mars. Still, I’m sure the tweenie crowd will delight in Roberts effervescence and the film’s light touch. Bonus materials include featurettes, a music video, and a gag reel.

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Those trippy teens Linc, Pete, and Julie return for the rest of their inaugural season with The Mod Squad: Season 1 – Volume 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The 4-disc set features the remaining 13 episodes, as well as a featurette on Julie’s fashions. Groovy.

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The wonderful thing about the toy explosion of he last 10 or so years is that we’ve seen many a niche license explored by many a start-up toy company looking to make their mark. Sometimes the results are disappointing, to say the least, but sometimes the results make a geek’s heart swoon. Such is the case with the figures based on the theatrical cult classic Flash Gordon being produced by newcomer Biff Bang Pow. Designed by Alex Ross, the first two figures released were Flash and his archnemesis, Ming The Merciless (#14.99 SRP each). Pictured below you’ll see the first two variants from the line – and as you can see, they capture the likenesses of actors Sam Jones and Max von Sydow nicely. Get your hands on these before they’re gone, and be sure to keep an eye out for Series 2.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Win SAM & MAX: FREELANCE POLICE – THE COMPLETE SERIES on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:02 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Shout! Factory, a copy of SAM & MAX: FREELANCE POLICE – THE COMPLETE SERIES on DVD.

Enter into the wild world of screwy quixotic missions, jammed packed with nerve-jangling action as Steve Purcell’s popular comic book series Sam & Max Freelance Police comes to life in Sam & Max: Freelance Police!!! The Complete Series DVD box set from Shout! Factory. Featuring collectible DVD packaging art with original illustrations by creator Steve Purcell, this 3-DVD box set contains all 13 action-packed episodes, hours of exclusive hyper-kinetic interactive bonus features and more! Sam & Max: Freelance Police!!! The Complete Series is priced to own at $34.99.

The adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police!!! is an edgy and often irreverent animated series based on a pair of Purcell’s enormously popular underground comic. Sam is a six-foot tall anthropomorphic dog in detective clothing; and Max is a “hyperkinetic rabbity-thing.” They like to call themselves “freelance police” and often travel to different countries and the Moon to solve the most baffling crime mystery of the day.

Check out the trailer HERE.

Contest ends at midnight EST on Friday, March 21st.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, March 21st.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 3/14/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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Trailer Park: Showing Signs of Aging

Filed under: Columns,Trailer Park — admin @ 12:00 am

By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here…

I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

Sooo….I guess all that hulabaloo about the INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL pictures and all the Cease and Desist and all the requests to take down the information regarding one of the biggest “spoilers” isn’t so important after all.

I’ve seen some excellent digs at this poster. From pot shots at the greasy, mustachioed wierdness of Ray Winstone to the K-Mart PictureCenter quality pose that Karen Allen is giving to Shia LaBeouf’s inspired portrait-like quality that appears to be some cut scene from THE HEAVENLY KID. I’m frankly amazed that this is what we’ve been given from Drew Struzan, Lord of movie poster promotion. However, and this is a big however coming from me regarding the pimping of this film, Harrison Ford looks great.

Finally.

He doesn’t look overly Photoshopped like he did in the early incarnations of the promos but when you compare the two you wonder what went awry. Paramount clearly could have kept chugging along as normal with its rendering of the geezer but I honestly appreciate that Drew has been allowed to show Harrison’s age. It’s almost bittersweet that the guy who has been leading the charge for so many of these films, and please keep your comments to yourself if you want to be one of those contrarian bastards who want to say why INDIANA JONES films aren’t that great and that we’re all blinded by our halcyon days long gone by, has his age brutally shown in aged detail. I love it, though. It’s one of the best and most honest parts of the promotion of this film.

Something else, though, that everyone here should learn quickly, and why Bill Hicks was right: marketing departments are essentially Satan’s little helpers. All across the Intertubes there were take downs and people not reporting on the story about that alien like skull at the very center of the film’s poster. Seems so much work to get people to fall into lockstep with the controlled reporting on INDIANA’s fruition into a full-fledged film but I can understand why some noobs would fear the gummy teeth of retribution (i.e. no more scoops or exclusives. Something you never have to worry about seeing here) and buckle.

Me, I don’t really care that much but I have found that this movie has provided hours of entertainment to me ever since the loose lipped extra starting spilling plot points to a podunk publication. You’ve had a break in, a dirty deal in the releasing of photos from the set, the weird ass skull incident that launched so much fury and now I think it may finally be coming to an end.

It would be great to finally move on to something new but as long as there are weeks before the film’s opening I can hopefully be assured there should be something equally as bizarre as anything above that will reaffirm my belief that there is nothing more entertaining than a marketing department trying to control the message.

STREET KINGS (2008)

Director: David Ayer
Cast: Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker, Chris Evans, Hugh Laurie
Release: April 11, 2008
Synopsis: In STREET KINGS, a police thriller directed by David Ayer, Keanu Reeves plays Tom Ludlow, a veteran LAPD Vice Detective. Ludlow sets out on a quest to discover the killers of his former partner, Detective Terrance Washington (Terry Crews). Academy® Award winner Forest Whitaker plays Captain Wander, Ludlow’s supervisor, whose duties include keeping him within the confines of the law and out of the clutches of Internal Affairs Captain Biggs (Hugh Laurie). Ludlow teams up with a young Robbery Homicide Detective (Chris Evans) to track Washington’s killers through the diverse communities of Los Angeles. Their determination pays off when the two Detectives track down Washington’s murderers and confront them in an attempt to bring them to justice.

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Prognosis: Negative. I remember my youth when the exposure to life outside of my lily-white suburbs, and what was really happening inside the downtrodden ghettoes of inner cities like Los Angeles and even my own series of projects within Chicago, films like BOYZ N THE HOOD and MENACE II SOCIETY and even COLORS made an impression on me. To see what was happening to a class of people that had been largely ignored by mainstream films, save for the occasional exploitation flick, started my sociological interest in the inequities of things.

This film is going to do none of that.

Well, maybe it will do a little to show what’s happening still within many communities but it certainly begins with a swift introduction.

The hip-hop beat that starts the trailer is what should grab a lot of attentions, to say nothing of the dissociated clips that blend quite nicely; you’ve got a little gangbanging, some cop funeral which is going to play well into Keanu’s “street rage” and, Lordy, we’ve got Common. Common was without question, without a doubt, without a second’s pause, the best thing next to Ryan Reynold’s performance.

Common genuinely elevates what could easily be a tired and played out role and gives us a sneak peek of what could be a masterful role.

We segue into an explanation from Voiceover Guy, he holds back thankfully, about what the crux of this movie is going to be about and it’s a little blend of Forest and Keanu that, again, get my attention. Where we could have something like HARSH TIMES there is a genuine departure from that movie’s obvious shortcomings in its trailer and we have something more kinetic and exciting.

Cops working their own side of the law, shootouts, gun running, car chases, all things, which, again, could go either way it is a nice touch to see the words “From the Writer and Director of TRAINING DAY”. Nothing seems like it’s done out of need to make this movie seem more than it is but with the exception of a Keanu pun that deserved to be put on the cutting room floor up until this point it’s the kind of film that made TRAINING DAY a gem.

True, cops hustling on the street, good guys who act like bad guys, it seems to ring fairly hollow when you list the number of movies that have come after films like TRAINING DAY or MENACE or HOOD and have horribly fucked the genre up for everyone else who have made dime store copies of these films but there just FEELS like something else going on here.

What’s more, the scene at the end was really good insofar that when Keanu and Chris Evans (a guy who deserves a little more than he has gotten as of late) chat about what and who they’re going to kill before running into a house full of thuggery it’s really surprising to see Reeves take the bad ass lead. A real departure, a movie which seems full of it.

PROTAGONIST (2008)

Director: Jessica Yu
Cast: Hans-Joachim Klein, Mark Salzman
Release:
Out now on Netflix
Synopsis: Four disparate lives intertwine with surprising results in this absorbing documentary, an official selection of the 2007 Sundance Film Festival. A German terrorist, a bank robber, an “ex-gay” evangelist and a martial arts student form the unlikely quartet. In her interweaving narrative, Oscar-winning filmmaker Jessica Yu explores parallels between human life and the formal dramatic structure of the Greek tragedian Euripides.

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Prognosis: Positive. To start, I cannot express how informative and memorable Sociology 363: Sociology of Men and Masculinity, taught by Stephen Kulis, Ph.D., was to take at Arizona State University when I was an undergrad. It was a class in what I can only describe as a roadmap for what it is to be a man in America. From bravado to machismo to homosexuality it was a class that taught me what society seems as acceptable in the realm of the male.

I didn’t realize it at first when I saw this trailer but I was engrossed when I saw it.

Actually, I think I was moments from turning away from this trailer until I got the thread that was connecting everything. This preview seems to be an exercise in having completely divergent stories share a commonality, without ever mentioning it, but while I don’t really understand where we’re going at the beginning this is a trailer that deserves some attention.

“What makes a man a hero?”

Yeah, this is where I rolled my eyes too. Believe me no matter how good the content is inside I still take umbrage with this rhetorical line of questioning. It’s a bit goofy, really. The music, as well, it sounding like Jason is going to jump out of the woods at any moment to chop someone’s head off, is an odd soundtrack.

The puppets, though, give me pause. What’s the deal with the wooden dolls? I have no idea but it’s about that time when we get introduced to a bank robber, Joe Loya. Joe narrates his own story of how his violent dad received his comeuppance at the hands of his boy and how, after he was done with him, went out looking for a bigger score.

We’re whisked away to Mark Pierpont, a preacher, with a rather ribald secret: he was gay. I know, no big surprise in this time of these things, no pun intended, coming out on a weekly basis, but it’s Mark’s brief reflection on himself that’s so insightful.

Hans-Joachim Klein is a terrorist. Even though he seems to be German, we won’t hold that against him, the kraut, it is utterly fascinating to listen to how one gets their start in being a part of radicalism and, eventually, violence against people. It’s a story I know I’ll want to listen to intently.

Then we get Mark Salzman. He likes to kick ass. He talked about being beat up in school and coming upon a man who taught martial arts. The rest, as they say, is history but he seems to be the most well rounded of the bunch.

We get the Official Selection of Sundance logo and then are treated to all four of these dudes giving us snippets of what their inner struggles were made of before we’re launched into deeper exploration of these men.

Joe talks about how many times he’s robbed banks and how he loved the feeling of injecting the sense of terror into people.

Stick in quotes from the Los Angeles Times and LA Weekly. Quickly, you can gather from a very broad scope that this is a movie about men and what it means to be a man.

These narratives are all coalescing into something uniform and, I think, this is what makes this trailer such a stand out in its field; you have divergent people but there is one thread that under everything these men say they are and that is the sense there is regret and sorrow in each of their stories.

It would be so easy to see this as a simple exercise in documentary filmmaking but when was the last film that came out as a treatise on masculinity? It may not seem like much but it’s a topic long overdue for a serious examination.

WANTED (2008)

Director: Timur Bekmambetov
Cast: James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman, Terrance Stamp, Common
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Synopsis: Based upon Mark Millar’s explosive graphic novel series and helmed by stunning visualist director Timur Bekmambetov – creator of the most successful Russian film franchise in history, the Night Watch series – Wanted tells the tale of one apathetic nobody’s transformation into an unparalleled enforcer of justice. In 2008, the world will be introduced to a hero for a new generation: Wesley Gibson.

25-year-old Wes (James McAvoy) was the most disaffected, cube-dwelling drone the planet had ever known. His boss chewed him out hourly, his girlfriend ignored him routinely and his life plodded on interminably. Everyone was certain this disengaged slacker would amount to nothing. There was little else for Wes to do but wile away the days and die in his slow, clock-punching rut. Until he met a woman named Fox (Angelina Jolie). After his estranged father is murdered, the deadly sexy Fox recruits Wes into the Fraternity, a secret society that trains Wes to avenge his dad’s death by unlocking his dormant powers. As she teaches him how to develop lightning-quick reflexes and phenomenal agility, Wes discovers this team lives by an ancient, unbreakable code: carry out the death orders given by fate itself. With wickedly brilliant tutors – including the Fraternity’s enigmatic leader, Sloan (Morgan Freeman) – Wes grows to enjoy all the strength he ever wanted. But, slowly, he begins to realize there is more to his dangerous associates than meets the eye. And as he wavers between newfound heroism and vengeance, Wes will come to learn what no one could ever teach him: he alone controls his destiny.

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Prognosis: Positive. Anything goes at this point, I suppose.

I understand that Mark Millar is a comic genius. He writes some of the best funny books this side of Brian Michael Bendis (Fortune and Glory needs to be made into a short film if nothing else). I also understand that this genre of turning comics into films, of toying with the convention of the superhero thanks in part to HANCOCK, SUPERHERO MOVIE and the like, is really the bread and butter for many a suit in the air conditioned confines of some Hollywood studios. But, really, Angelina Jolie as a bad ass?

Yeah, that could work.

For all their grumbling that the anatomically challenged “artist” Rob Liefeld can’t possibly understand that men were not born with 10 packs and that Cable could never posses a bicep that is bigger than his skull, Jolie’s big boobness actually jives with the horny predisposition that many comic readers have always silently embraced while publicly eschewing the practice.

I initially wanted to scoff at using Angelina here in this film as someone who could be the titular (every pun intended) character of a comic book that really tried to work against convention. Isn’t the irony fabulous? She is the walking reason why some dweebs would pay to see this movie and I cannot think of anyone else more appropriate of the role for Wesley. He’s meek, a little nebbish and genuinely looks like a normal sap who is sucked into this world of intrigue.

The trailer explodes with the kind of zeal that I would have usually reserved for the INDIANA JONES trailer but since this one looks like a little bit more packed with action, as Angelina helps to quickly establish many pieces to this film’s synopsis, I buy into it. Even as she delivers one of the most painful lines written for a human being to utter, “Your father was one of the greatest assassins that ever lived”, her gun play and expression as she tries to deliver a believable kill shot is priceless. And, seriously, Morgan Freeman saying about the kid’s father and his ability to handle a gun “he could conduct a symphony orchestra with it” is equally as awful on the ears.

Bad dialog aside it is McAvoy’s sheepishness that’s refreshing to watch. Seeing the gun clip fall out of a pistol he’s trying to handle lends a little humanity to a film that seems like it’s about to get a little more violent.

And we get that.

It’s an interesting premise to put out there, to those who don’t know the story, that this kid is sucked up from a life most people lead and it’s the perfect way to set things in motion. For as long as there have been superhero comics there has been the convention that here is a kid, here is something extraordinary, here kid meets extraordinary and here comes a bad ass. We all love and embrace the idea of the big black helicopters landing in out backyard and some swarthy European dressed in a finely tailored suit letting us know that we are free from our ordinary lives of bondage. This trailer sets all that in motion and coveys it all without saying too much.

Freeman’s voiceover that McAvoy is going to release his own “caged wolf”, again, is fucking painful to hear in that sort of obnoxious way that only absurd action movie dialog can be but the visuals are really something else. We’ve got car antics, sweet one shots from the driver seat, some dude shatters some high rise pane of glass with his face on his way out of it, with McAvoy displaying some of his double gun “skillz” as he crashes though a window of his own.

While I can’t forgive the really horrible choice of words in this thing (Mark definitely made a better product that wasn’t this cringe-y) the action on the screen is really well presented and I cannot wait to see the final product.

March 13, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #34: Cabin Fever

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:33 pm

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #34: Cabin Fever – Ken & Dana return with a debate on the definition of what can be called a sitcom, continue to refine their own pitch, discuss the awkwardness of public interaction, and fulfill yet another outstanding wager.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 3/13/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:59 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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