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September 12, 2006

Toy Box: FANtastic Exclusive 2006

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One thing that there’s no shortage of is San Diego Comic Con Exclusives.  It’s become a requirement for any company, no matter how big or how small, to have some sort of exclusive offering for the show each year. 

The Four Horsemen are a group of artists you should know well.  They’ve done some amazing work for companies like Mattel, where they worked on the Masters of the Universe line, the Batman comic line, DC Superheroes, and even the initial Harry Potter series.  This gang of four extremely talented artists met first at Mcfarlane Toys, where they produced some amazing stuff.

Just like you’d expect from a bunch of really creative people, the Four Horsemen came up with a new idea for this last summer’s SDCC.  They brought the fans and collectors into the process of creating an action figure, from the concept to completion, and called it the FANtastic Exclusive 2006.  At most of the steps in the process, including selecting the theme, the actual figure, and various other items, fans were allowed to vote on their favorites.  They helped set the direction and scope of the exclusive, and they were even rewarded by the Four Horsemen when the line was distributed.  Along with the SDCC exclusive, they produced several variants that were distributed by several of the major collector websites.

Tonight’s review covers the SDCC version, the minotaur (although he’s not, technically) called Xetheus.  He hails from a planet called Mynothecea – and he’s basically a big, mean heffer.

“Xetheus: Champion of Mynothecea”

 

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Okay, that’s cool and all, but you didn’t know about the whole voting thing last year.  Never fear – they’re doing it again for 2007!  Voting has already begin for the overall theme of the exclusive, so head over to the website and let your voice be heard!

Packaging – ***
The Horsemen went with a traditional cardback/bubble package, but spiffed it up considerably with great Seventh Kingdom (the name of the in house line from which the Big X hails), along with the FANtastic logo.  There’s no wasted space, and the bubble and card are both quite compact.  A nice example of exclusive packaging that does the job, and looks good doing it.

 

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Sculpting – ***1/2
If you’ve never thought the bovine branch of the farm animal tree was particularly tough, think again.  You know those bulls that run in the streets, chasing morons?  Xetheus here could have them for lunch, with a little steak sauce.

 

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The detail work is excellent, with multiple textures to indicate various material and furry skin.  The various ABS and PVC plastics that were used work extremely well to mimic the boney horns, leathery clothing, and metal blades and armor.

The sculpt complements the articulation fairly well, and he stands great on his own even with the small hooves.  The hands are sculpted to hold the accessories, and work well with both large weapons.

The scale is around 7″, although he does seem just a hair on the small side for a cow in that scale.  I think he really fits in better with 6″ scaled human lines than the straight 7″ lines.  EDIT – yep, he should be considered really in a six inch scale, which as you can see from the final comparison photo, makes him quite a bit larger than a standard human in that scale, as you’d expect.

I do have one question though – why does everybody keep refering to this guy as a minotaur?  Minotaurs have the legs of a man, and old Xetheus here definitely does not.  He’s a bipedal bovine, something not seen in our ancient mythology.

Paint – ****
If there’s one thing better than the sculpt, it’s the paint.  As I’ve said many times, a great paint job can make even a mediocre sculpt shine, and when you put one on an excellent sculpt – as is the case here – you have the makings of a dynamite figure.

While the textures of the various parts are important to make them appear as though they are made of different materials, the real key is the paint.  To get the horns to look like horns, the blades to look like metal, or the loin cloth to look like material, it requires just the right application of paint.  They’ve done a fantastic job with this figure.  Notice I didn’t get all corny and say FANtastic?

Now there might be an issue for some folks with the basic pallette they chose. I’m betting blue won’t be everybodies cup of tea for your basic butt kickin’ bull, but there are the various other variants to choose from.  And you can rest assured that the technical application of the paint is top notch on all of them.

Articulation – ***
Xetheus has plenty of articulation, and almost all of it works in concert with the sculpt.  There’s the ball jointed neck, ball jointed shoulders, pin chest, cut waist, pin elbows, ball jointed wrists, ball jointed hips, double pin jointed knees, and ball jointed ankles. The ball joints at the shoulders and hips are the best kind, jointed on both sides of the ball and allowing for the maximum amount of articulation, and having ball joints at the wrists and ankles is just icing on the cake.

 

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Most of the joints are tight, although I did have a little trouble with the ankles and knees.  Their weakness is probably due largelly to the weight of the body they are holding up.

Accessories – ***
There are three accessories, which for an exclusive is at least two more than we usually get.

 

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Xetheus has two weapons – a very large double ended contraption that would turn his opponents into T-bones and Porterhouse cuts pretty quick, along with a smaller, one handed double bladed knife-like implement of death called the H-Blade. Both of these weapons are very reminiscent of Klingon like blades.

X can hold them great, and pose with them in some pretty deadly looking stances.  The weapon comes apart, and can be carried on his back in a nifty sculpted bull horn attachment.

He also comes with a third accessory, that looks an awful lot like a baby rattle to me.  I have no idea what it is, although I’m betting it attaches to him someplace… EDIT – thanks to the fine folks at 4H, I now know that it’s a totem symbolizing his deity, which is also represented on his chest plate and knee pads.  He’s a very religious cow.

Fun Factor – ***
While these are designed specifically as toys, you can certainly see that’s where they get their inpiration.  They are fairly sturdy, with the exception of a couple joints, and the accessories make them even more fun for kids in that 8 – 10 range.  Who doesn’t need a barnyard animal to battle the evil forces?

Value – ***
Most con exclusives are merely repaints of existing figures, and run around twenty bucks.  Here you get a new character, that was influenced by you (as long as you did your civic toy duty), with great sculpting and paint, along with good articulation and accessories.  What more could you ask for?

Things to Watch Out For –
Not much.  A couple of the joints are a little weak, but that’s about it.

 

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Overall – ***1/2
Exclusives are like any other figure – there’s everything from the most awful crap to the finest craftsmanship.  When it’s a figure from the Horsemen, odds are good it’s closer to the amazing than the awful.  Xetheus is a very cool design, treated with real care and attention by a group of guys that clearly love their work.  Oh sure, it’s not some fancy smancy license of the hour, but it’s definitely creative.  And the addition of getting fan input really takes this exclusive a level above the majority.

Where to Buy –
Well, since this was a con exclusive (and the other five variants were all website exclusives at different sites), the options are a tad limited.  However, you can order this regular version direct from the Store Horseman (cute, huh?) for $20 plus shipping, or you can order the super limited (only 250) variant they just announced, The Royal Guard, also ONLY at the Store Horsemen.

Related Links
One of last year’s Four Horsemen SDCC exclusives was Commader Argus from their in house M.A.G.M.A. Corps line.  And of course, you want to get your vote in for next year’s FANtastic Exclusive.

 

DVD Late Show: Back to the B’s

Filed under: DVD Late Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:10 am

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September 12, 2006

You would not believe the summer I’ve had.

Not to get into gory details, but two of the most painful conditions it is possible for a guy to have hit me in rapid succession early in August, accompanied by various other debilitating and lingering ailments. I didn’t watch many movies last month, nor, if truth were told, have the mental clarity and concentration to coherently write about them.

However, it appears that the worst is now over. I’m about neck-deep in missed deadlines, but I’m slowly clawing my way out. With luck ““ the good kind, for a change, I hope ““ I’ll be able to get back to that weekly schedule for the column that I was achieving earlier this summer.

Anyway, today, I’ve got a few short reviews to tide you over until next week, which will be a full-fledged, full-service Late Show, crammed with B-movie goodness.

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Classic Media has done a great service for fans of kaiju eiga and, specifically the Big G, with their release of the original, uncut, Japanese version of GOJIRA (1954), paired in an attractive new DVD package with the American version, known as GODZILLA, KING OF THE MONSTERS (1956).

American nuclear testing creates a towering prehistoric monster with radioactive breath, which heads straight for Tokyo, leaving devastation in its wake. Japan’s only hope of defeating the creature lies in the Oxygen Destroyer a weapon as potentially deadly as the A-bomb itself. Can Dr. Serizawa, the Destroyer’s inventor, be persuaded to use the weapon before it’s too late?

Directed by Ishirô Honda, GOJIRA is a dark, occasionally moving, anti-nuclear allegory with powerful performances by a top-flight Japanese cast. The script is excellently constructed, never losing sight of the human stories that might easily have been lost in the devastating spectacle of the primeval giant’s fury. Played utterly straight and with complete sincerity, the film ““ while derivative of American efforts like THE BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS ““ has an emotional weight unique in the genre. Only the Japanese have suffered the consequences of a nuclear attack, and the memories of Nagasaki and Hiroshima were still very vivid in 1954. The scenes showing the wounded victims of the creature’s first Tokyo attack, lying en masse on hospital floors as they slowly die from radiation poisoning, have a verismilitude that could only have come from real-life experience.

The U.S. version, GODZILLA, KING OF THE MONSTERS, is a pretty effective creature feature in its own right, but much of the human suffering and character drama has been cut out, replaced with new footage of actor Raymond Burr, playing an American journalist on the scene. Although the structure of the movies is quite different, played out mostly in flashback, the movie is still quite grim. Burr’s scenes are really quite expertly integrated into the Japanese footage, with excellent use of body doubles and carefully matched sets and lighting. Burr, too, deserves credit for playing the role very straight, describing the devastation his character witnesses with credible conviction.

Classic Media presents GOJIRA for the first time on American home video in fine form. Although the print ““ direct from the vaults of Toho Studios ““ shows considerable wear and damage, due to the inferior stock used, the transfer is as fine as modern technology could make it. There are still scratches and specks riddled throughout, but the image is mostly sharp, with solid blacks and good contrast. The movie also uses lots of stock footage of the military, and when that film appears, it is noticeably inferior to the rest of the footage. Overall, though, the transfer is excellent for a movie of this vintage. The print of GODZILLA, KING OF THE MONSTERS, is okay, but looks about the same as it has on every previous domestic video presentation: slightly washed out and grainy.

GOJIRA includes clear English subtitles accompanying the original mono audio soundtrack, while GODZILLA keeps its familiar English mono tracks. Both films include informative, detailed audio commentaries by Godzilla scholars Steve Ryfle and Ed Godziszewski, and there are two featurettes, one focusing on the development of the original film story, the other on the film’s elaborate special effects.

The two films come in a classy, attractively designed “hardback” clamshell, and the package includes a 16-page booklet with extensive liner notes.

For fans of kaiju films or serious students of science fiction cinema, Classic Media’s GOJIRA/GODZILLA, KING OF THE MONSTERS may be the most important DVD release of the year. And if that’s not enough to be grateful for, they’ve announced similar editions of other Godzilla and vintage Toho kaiju films in the months to come.

Highly recommended.

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Hungarian actor Peter Lorre made quite a career for himself in sinister character roles, but probably his most offbeat characterization was that of Japanese detective/secret agent, Mr. Moto. In eight films for 20th Century Fox, Lorre played the devious, crime busting jiu-jitsu master and Fox Home Video has just released four of these classic B-movies in THE MR. MOTO COLLECTION VOL. 1.

The first film in the set, THINK FAST, MR. MOTO (1937), introduces the Japanese sleuth as a San Francisco importer/exporter who takes it upon himself to track down and break a diamond smuggling ring operating out of Shanghai. Atmospheric, moody, and filled with devious characters, it’s a strong start to the series.

The second disc, THANK YOU MR. MOTO (1937), finds our hero in China, searching for the tomb of the legendary Genghis Khan. Disc three, MR. MOTO TAKES A CHANCE (1938), finds the inscrutable secret agent deep in the jungles of Cambodia, posing as an archeologist. In the final disc in this first set, THE MYSTERIOUS MR. MOTO (1938), Lorre’s character heads for London, where he attempts to destroy an organization of professional assassins.

Each film is presented full frame with cleaned-up mono sound. Fox has done a marvelous job restoring these early thrillers (each disc has a restoration comparison), and has packaged them together in a smart box set. Each disc includes a featurette focusing on a different aspect of the series’ production ““ including profiles of Lorre and series director Norman Foster.

I love these old B&W mystery series, and Fox is to be complimented not only for releasing them on DVD, but putting the effort in to restore and present them properly. A great set, and well-worth buying if you’re a fan of classic Hollywood mysteries. I can’t wait for Volume Two.

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I haven’t actually watched a new Jean-Claude Van Damme movie since KNOCK-OFF, I think. While there was a time when I made an effort to see each of the Muscles from Brussels’ movies ““ I particularly liked BLOODSPORT, DOUBLE IMPACT, HARD TARGET and MAXIMUM RISK ““ his transition in the early 90’s from theatrical action star to direct-to-vid leading man left me behind, I’m afraid.

Well, Sony Home Video just sent me the latest action effort from the man, a surprisingly involving little flick called THE HARD CORPS (2006).

Van Damme plays Phillipe Sauvage (gotta love those movie names), a Desert Storm vet suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq. Through a somewhat contrived series of events, he is hired as bodyguard for an ex-boxing champ-turned-philanthropist (Razaaq Adoti). Unfortunately, an ex-con rap music producer with a grudge has marked the former boxer for death, and Sauvage finds himself trying to protect an uncooperative client in the midst of a hip-hop shooting war.

There’s not really all that much action in this one ““ maybe one hand-to-hand bout and a couple of gunfights, but what there is fairly well staged. Direction (by Van Damme vet Sheldon Lettich), production values and cinematography are surprisingly slick for a direct-to-DVD flick, and the story (despite how it may read above) is actually quite interesting and well executed, with solid performances by most of the cast, especially Vivica A. Fox and Adoti.

Van Damme mumbles his lines and delivers them in his usual stilted manner, but since his character is supposed to be emotionally damaged, it sorta works.

Setting Van Damme down into the middle of a hip-hop gangsta war makes for some interesting character bits and gags; I particularly liked a scene where his character is training some young bodyguard recruits how to shoot properly, berating them for holding their guns sideways. Sure enough, in the final gunfight, only he and his team seem able to hit anybody, with the bad guy gangstas shooting their sideways sidearms wildly.

Sony Home Video’s bare bones DVD offers the feature in a crisp1.85 anamorphic widescreen transfer with Dolby 5.1 audio. The only extras are trailers for other recent and current Sony action releases, including Van Damme’s SECOND IN COMMAND.

Ultimately, I found THE HARD CORPS (the name that Van Damme’s bodyguard team is given by their employer), to be an entertaining diversion, and far better than I expected it to be. It’s not a classic ““ but it’s one of the man’s better movies.

Next week, I’ll have a big ol’ bunch of reviews for you ““ nearly a month and half’s worth, actually ““ including the softcore thrills of FELICITY, the vintage sci-fi of THIS ISLAND EARTH, the video game horrors of STAY ALIVE ““ plus: I WAS A TEENAGE MOVIE MAKER, 9 DEATHS OF THE NINJA, the VICE ACADEMY Trilogy… and did I mention pirates?

Comments about this column or DVD-related questions? Feel free to contact me at dvdlateshow@atomicpulp.com.

September 11, 2006

Interview: Robert Vaughn

Filed under: Interviews — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:36 am

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-by Ken Plume

vaughn-01.jpgIf there is a master list of actors whom you immediately identify whenever they show up on screen, Robert Vaughn surely has a secure place on it. From The Magnificent Seven to The Man From U.N.C.L.E., from The Towering Inferno to Superman III – you know, the list just goes on an on, in a career spanning nearly 50 years.

His latest foray is the BBC drama Hustle, the first season of which has just hit DVD. Like Ocean’s 11 with a multigenerational group of cons substituting for the fabled thieves, Hustle one of those confection dramas that you devour greedily, enjoying the dramatic cake and the sweet character icing all in one go, unable to stop with just one episode. Maybe the cake metaphor was a bit much, but this is still an amazing show, if only for Vaughn’s performance as an aging con with much wisdom to impart to the young, sometimes foolishly cocksure, turks.

We had a chance to chat with Vaughn about his life and career…

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KEN PLUME: I guess the first question I have to ask you is – this many years into your career, what exactly does it take for a part to excite you?

ROBERT VAUGHN: Well, the first thing I consider is where it’s going to be filmed.  Then I find out how much money they have, and then I read the script.  In some 125 movies I’ve done over the last 50 years, I’ve been on some disastrous locations which I would never want to return to for any amount of money.  So always make sure to check that out. In the case of the current show, it’s filming n London, which is my second home.  I lived there off and on since the late 50s.

KP: You’ve done quite a bit of work there, as well.

VAUGHN: Yes, I did a series there for three years in the 70s, and I’ve done various other films like Julius Cesar with Charlton Heston, Jason Robards and Diana Rigg. In various periods in my life I’ve lived in London, and we’re living there now until we finish Hustle, whenever that happens.

KP: Hopefully no time soon.

VAUGHN: I hope not, because I’m really enjoying it. I love doing it.

KP: When you talk about locations, and I’m not asking you to name names, what is it that makes for a bad location for you?

VAUGHN: Well I can tell you quite clearly what I feel is a bad location.  I’ll just cite three different pictures.  One I did in Caracas where I was under house arrest and couldn’t get out of the country, and eventually I had to put on a costume with my wife and my dog, a Mexican and Spanish costume, and sneak into the airport – and I had to take the first flight out of Caracas that I could get, and it was to Barcelona, not to the United States.  So my dog and my wife and I wound up in Barcelona and came back to the United States after having been under house arrest for several weeks in Caracas because the producers of the film were in jail.  That was one instance.  Another instance, I did a film in Prague, Czechoslovakia, and it was invaded by the Russians at the time I was filming, so once again I’m under house arrest.  Nothing could be done about that.   It wasn’t anyone’s fault.

KP: Well, except for the communists.

VAUGHN: And then I did another film in Yugoslavia where there were only four Americans in the cast. The rest were all Yugoslavians, and it was a three month shoot and I literally had no facilities at all. I had a tree to go to the bathroom behind.  It was Robert’s tree…

KP: That’s because they have a strong guild.

VAUGHN: They did not serve food that was edible.  In other words, they treated actors like trees, like chairs. I also did a film in Peru where I had a 24 hour bodyguard because The Shining Path, the Maoist guerillas, were kidnapping Americans right around when we were shooting on the top of Machu Picchu, the large mountain outside of Lima. That’s just a handful.

KP: So, really, it’s just locations that produce anecdotes that you don’t like…

VAUGHN: Oh absolutely, no question.  Also, as the years go by, it puts unnecessary strain on my brain and my heart and I don’t want to experience that anymore.

KP: No, we definitely want you working for quite a few more of those years that stress would take away. We particularly want to keep you out from under house arrest or a communist invasion.

VAUGHN: Yeah, enough of that.  I’d like to be under house arrest at Buckingham Palace.

KP: You’ve also been an actor over the years that hasn’t been afraid to make the transition back and forth between TV and film…

VAUGHN: Yeah, I was very lucky, because many actors that had great success in television series seem to disappear off the map, the acting map, and I was fortunate enough that the first movie I did after The Man from U.N.C.L.E. was a picture called Bullitt with my old friend at that time, Steve McQueen.  We’d known each other at that time for eight years.  We met doing The Magnificent Seven.  So that picture, Bullitt, was one of the top ten grossing pictures of 1968, which is the year that U.N.C.L.E. went off the air, and I went on into other motion pictures, and Towering Inferno and Superman III, and on and on and on – but lots of times that doesn’t happen.  Most of the time it doesn’t happen to actors who’ve had a successful television series, but I was very fortunate.

KP: Particularly at that point.

VAUGHN: It was particularly having Steve as a friend at that point.  He was producing the picture and he wanted me in it.

KP: Well, it’s good to have connections.

VAUGHN: Yes.

KP: Especially at that point in the industry, it was not an easy transition for an actor to make, to go from TV to film.

VAUGHN: Oh no, very definitely. I think the only two people who had done it at that time were James Garner and Steve McQueen.  Other people did it as time went on, but most of the other actors, 90% of them, either disappeared altogether or reappeared many years later in some lesser vehicle.

KP: I also find it fascinating that during the 70s you pursued and attained a PhD.

VAUGHN: Yeah, I got my doctorate in June of 1970.  I’d been in graduate school all through the 60s.  I got my masters degree in 1960, and then during the 60s I did get my doctorate. USC, where I got my doctorate, were very kind to accommodate me in terms of my work schedule in television.  Somebody let me off the hook in terms of certain time limits that would normally be put on somebody getting a PhD.  They allowed me some flexibility – which was certainly alright with me, and I was able to complete the work.  My doctorate dissertation, I revised as a book titled Only Victims, that dealt with Hollywood blacklisting.

KP: It’s a topic and attitude  that seems to recur every once in a while in more insidious forms.

VAUGHN: Yes.  I don’t think it’s ever going to reoccur again in exactly the same form, but there are still cases when people, even now who are supporting the war in Iraq, who are to some degree at least graylisted in Hollywood because Hollywood is a predominantly liberal community.

KP: You obviously have been very political over the years. I was surprised to find that you were asked to run for governor in the 70s.

VAUGHN: Actually it was Senator.  And it was the Peace and Freedom party. It was made up of a lot of people, Black Panthers, so I declined.

KP: But at least you felt honored to be asked, right?

VAUGHN: Yeah, right.

KP: I also have to ask what the status of your autobiography is…

VAUGHN: I’m looking at part of it right now.  I’m waiting… there are two publishers that are down to the wire that I’m meeting with, and my projected manuscript handing-in would be the Spring of 2008, and that would be exactly my 50th full year in the motion pictures and television business.  So it’d be released on the 50th anniversary of my life in Hollywood.

KP: Does it have a title?

VAUGHN: It’s currently titled A Fortuned Life.  And it’ll have a picture of me on the front and a picture of me on the back and my name on the top of the book and the title will be probably smaller than my name. 

KP: It’ll should just be a picture of you.  You don’t have to put your name on it at all.

VAUGHN: I hadn’t thought of that.  Maybe I’ll check that out.

KP: How exactly did Hustle come about?

VAUGHN: In May of 2003, my wife and I had scheduled a visit to Scotland, where we had never gone even though we lived in England many, many years off and on.  Every time we had made a preparation to go to Scotland, something had canceled it with work or I had to come home for something.  So we had this trip to Scotland planned. Five days in May. And about a week before we were to leave, I got a call from my British agent, Jean Diamond, and she said, “Are you coming through England any time in the near future?” And I said, “Well, oddly enough, I’m coming through in about a week on my way to Scotland.  Stopping in London.”  “Oh, wonderful,” she said, “The BBC wants to have lunch with you and tell you about a new series they’re doing about con men.  And we’ll set it up.” So they did indeed set it up and I had a lovely long liquid lunch with all the producers and directors, and a great deal of hugging and kissing, we will know each other forever at the end of lunch, and all that kind of thing.  So we went to Scotland and I didn’t hear anything back.  In the meantime, they sent me three of the scripts for Hustle.  They also sent me a videotape of a series they did called Spooks, in London, which is MI5 in America.  This is the same production company that did Spooks – and is doing Spooks, because it’s still on the air.  So I looked at the scripts, which I thought were wonderful – best scripts I’d read in years – and I loved the production values on the television shows that they sent me.  So I said to the agent, “Green light. Absolutely.  London is definitely a fine location for me, I’m very happy there.”  So time went by and May went into June and June went into July, and I basically forgot about it because that happens quite often. There’s nothing unusual about it.  There’ll be a great deal of movement and then all of a sudden it’s quiet.

KP: And you got a lunch out of it.

VAUGHN: Yeah.  So in August, we had a huge blackout as you may remember, on the East Coast of America all the way from Canada down to North Carolina.  Well, we knew from prior experience in the house that we lived in, in Connecticut, that when we had a blackout that affected us, which was fairly often, there was one phone in the garage that seemed to work while all the other ones did not work.  So we were sitting there in the dark. It was about 9:00 at night and it was 2:00 am in London, and we’re watching television – a battery operated television – by candlelight, but we’re very used to it.  It’s nothing unusual for us.  And the phone rings in the garage.  And so I went to the garage because it was only about 20 feet away.  I picked up the phone and it was my agent, Jean Diamond, and she said, “They want you… they started shooting last Wednesday on Hustle and they want you there to shoot on Wednesday.  So you have to take the flight out tomorrow night.”  And I said, “Well, wait a minute. We haven’t even talked a deal.” And she said, “Don’t worry. They’ve already started shooting, they don’t want anybody else – they want you.  And get over here.”  So I did. I arrived Tuesday morning and started filming Wednesday morning, and that’s the story of Hustle.

KP: Well, that’s a great way to be wanted. 

VAUGHN: Even though I didn’t know I was hanging in there, apparently I was and didn’t know it.

KP: It’s good when you’re contacted and it’s a fait accompli.

VAUGHN: Yeah!  Right.

KP: And then stepping into the role, what is it about the character that you found appealing?

VAUGHN: Well, the day after I started filming, which was on a Wednesday, I was overwhelmed at my hotel with calls from the British press wanting to interview me.  Everybody wanted to know what I thought of the character of Albert Stroller, and I, since I hadn’t actually given it zero thought – since I hadn’t planned on doing it – I said, “Well, look at it this way.  Suppose my character from The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Napoleon Solo, after leading this glamorous international adventurous life, retired on his government pension. And realized after a while he couldn’t live that life anymore.  What could he do that was still within the confines of the law that could take advantage of his knowledge of everything from women and cars to jewelry to international events, gambling and so on? He said, ‘Well, why not be a con man?”‘  So I just made this up as I went along.  But that’s what’s now playing in all the columns in the U.K.  That I’m playing Napoleon Solo, the later years.

KP: Wait a second… You make stuff up when you talk to the press?

VAUGHN: Well, I made it up at that point because I had nothing to say.  I hadn’t given it any thought.  So I told them in advance I’m just winging this as I go along, so bear with me.  And everybody took it for gospel and that’s what it was. And what it remains today.  Napoleon Solo, but he is now called Albert Stroller.

KP: Has that now legitimately become your hook into the character?

VAUGHN: Well basically, yeah, because it’s the kind of role that just lends itself to, I’m wearing a tux most of the time, I’m in gambling casinos, I do deal with various lovely ladies from time to time – so it is, in effect, a later version of the character I played in The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

KP: It’s amazing how many roles you’ve performed that have found you in a tux.

VAUGHN: Yeah, my wife said I’m the last three piece suit/tux actor still around.  I wear it very often.  In Hustle I wear a three piece suit with a double breasted vest.

KP: Maybe that should be the subtitle for your autobiography.

VAUGHN: Yeah.

KP: “Last of the Three Piece Suit Men.”

VAUGHN: Exactly. I’ll get it in there somewhere, I’m sure.

KP: Nothing ever goes away.  The Man from U.N.C.L.E. should be on DVD soon, even…

VAUGHN: Yeah.  As a matter of fact, last year I did a whole day of filming for the DVD of the first year which was going to be… I think it was coming out this fall.  And I suddenly found out that after I’d done all this, the company that I was doing it for didn’t actually have the rights to the DVD.  And they still don’t have it, and I think someone else in the meantime got the rights to it, so it should be coming out this spring now under a different brand than the one that I worked for.

KP: Hopefully they’ll be able to repurpose the footage they shot with you.

VAUGHN: I hope so, yeah, because it really was literally an entire day of them asking me questions while I was on camera, and they just drilled me for eight hours about the show.

KP: Maybe they just used it as a great way to meet you.

VAUGHN: (laughing) Well, it’s a fairly expensive way.  Lunch would be easier.

KP: And your season of The A-Team will be out soon as well.

VAUGHN: Oh, The A-Team!  I didn’t know that.

KP: It’ll be out in a few months.

VAUGHN: Oh, is that right?  I didn’t know.  Well, I just did the last year.  I didn’t do the whole… however many years they were on. I only did the last two.

KP: So really, with the release of that and Hustle, and The Man from U.N.C.L.E., this could be the year of Vaughn.

VAUGHN: Yeah, I hope so.

KP: Are there any other projects that you haven’t been able to do yet that are kinda personal that you love to be able to do?

VAUGHN: The only thing that I have always wanted to do – and now it’s too late to do – was I wanted to do My Fair Lady onstage.  A couple years ago I got a call from the president of Los Angeles City College, where I had gone to school in the early 50s, and they were having the 75th anniversary of the school, and they wanted to put all their budget into some big production of some kind and wanted to know if I’d be interested in doing anything.  And I immediately suggested My Fair Lady, and they said, “That’s wonderful. Do you think Jim Coburn would do Pickering?” And I said, “Well, I see Jim fairly often and I’ll mention it to him.”  So fade in, fade out, they did get together with a lot of money to do the production, and Jim passed away, and then the woman who hired me – who was the president of the school – got a new job as chancellor of all the junior colleges in Michigan, and so she was out of the picture. So it never happened, and now I’m sure it never will.  It’s too late in life for me to do that.

KP: You would have made a great Eliza, though.

VAUGHN: (laughing) Well, you’d have to get an elderly Eliza, or middle-aged, at least.

KP: I think you’re underestimating your ability to still carry off the role.

VAUGHN: Oh, thank you very much, that’s very kind of you.

KP: So really, doing that… is that something that you’ve always harbored a desire to do?

VAUGHN: Yes. I saw the original production on Broadway with Rex Harrison. I also saw, that same year, a production of Inherit the Wind with Paul Muni playing the lead on stage, and I remember at the time I said, “I must put this in my mental checkbook that I will someday be these two parts.”  And I did do Inherit the Wind with E.G. Marshall at the Papermill Playhouse in New Jersey about 15 years ago, so I did get a chance to do that. But unfortunately, I didn’t get a crack at My Fair Lady.  I learned all the songs and I spent a lot of time preparing for it, and unfortunately, I didn’t get a chance to use my efforts.

KP: Well, maybe you can do just an audio version of it.

VAUGHN: Yes.

KP: Release your own cast album for it…

VAUGHN: Yes…

KP: At least all the preparation won’t go to waste.

VAUGHN: Well, we shall see.

KP: It’s been a real pleasure speaking with you.

VAUGHN: Thank you very much.

KP: And I wish you the best of luck and can’t wait to see what comes next, and I can’t wait to read your autobiography…

VAUGHN: Thank you very much, Ken…

 

Spook’d #94: Extreme Lair Makeover – Mega-Ass

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Nocturnal Admissions: TV Review, Storm leaves Rock Star

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:55 am

 

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So Storm is gone. 

And it’s kind of a relief. For one thing, watching the show is no longer necessary. It makes for two and a half less hours of TV to watch next week. And second, careful scrutiny of the program made it clear that Storm has been yearning to get off it for weeks. No longer will she have to tout the sponsors in her spontaneous “reality” dialogue or act “surprised” if Dave wants to back her up on a song.

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Except that apparently one never truly “leaves” this show. A member of the show’s rejects will be voted by the viewer to return for the finale; and there will be a Rock Star tour with House Band.

Like many other followers of Rock Star, I’m fairly confident that Toby is going to “win.” The Australian lad has been something of a dark horse, who didn’t really emerge as a front runner until the field was greatly reduced. Also, I think that Storm made it her project to groom him to win, giving Toby secret counseling and stage tips. His act is much more lively now, mimicking Storm’s brazen audience participation. Also, Toby’s original song was better than any of the Super Nova originals. They’ll need that.

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It must have been a great disappointment to Mark Burnett that most of the rock star aspirants got along so well. The only one who really fell for the “reality” TV manipulation was Dilana, who still thought it was a contest as late as three weeks ago, and not an audition show. But the producers didn’t understand that either. People don’t tune in to see the “reality” drama. They’re tuning in for performances by a group of highly if unevenly talented professionals. Variety shows were common during the early years of television but today they have to be sneaked on in the guise of a competition or audition, and it’s clear now that if the show is highly focused, as in this case, on rock and roll, or what passes for rock and roll, it will drawn intense attention from a deep segment of the much coveted young audience.

In the local media here there was a Storm Watch on the local CBS news affiliate, there were nightly broadcasts of the show episodes in Dante’s, the club where Storm and the Balls played every week, and numerous interviews in the Storm-whoring local press. Presumably she will return to Portland, but why bother? She’s too big for the town now, which she is not really “from” anyway (she’s only lived here for four or five years). After all, Storm emerged as the real star of  Rock Star, and her fame, a long time coming, could go in many different directions right now, toward more TV, or movies, a record deal, whatever she wants, even writing a book, at least right now, while she’s hot. I wonder if Warren Beatty has called her yet, the ultimate sign that a female personality has arrived.

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Speaking of which, recall Beatty’s comments about Madonna’s life on screen in the rockumentary  Truth or Dare? Storm  is the new Madonna, perfectly comfortable in front of the camera as it records her life. She’s the harbinger of a new age, the post-television child, grown to womanhood as an “object” who has seized back “the gaze” that the ladies in the quarterlies talk about and owns it.

 

Scrubs Blog – Picture This

Filed under: Production Blogs,Scrubs Blog — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:53 am

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Yes, things are still awfully busy now that production has resumed, with everyone running around a bit right now – so we’ve got another week of behind-the-scenes pics from around the office…  

 

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A farewell cake made for our former make-up artist, Darla Albright, who left to form her own company, Air Craft Cosmetics.

 

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Even Floating Head Doctor makes an appearance for cake. 

 

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Mr. Darcy, after his failed Chicken Little audition. 

 

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Ken Jenkins and his feathered friend. 

 

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Producer Danny Rose has a tender moment with Mr. Darcy 

 

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Rocky the orangutan and utility soundperson Anna Wilborn. 

 

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Assistant Production Office Coordinator Jared Weisfelner and Rowdy check out the set from the 3rd Floor dressing room during the end of shooting for Season 4, while Mr. Darcy checks out Rowdy.

 

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Rob Maschio being rigged and covered up during his big dangling scene.

 

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Colin Farrell romancing the girls of Scrubs, Jen Holt & Liz Newman, while Jared tries to horn in on his action. 

 

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1st A.D. Franklyn Gottbetter, dreaming the impossible dream.
 

 

 

 

 

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review, House, Season 2

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:14 am

 

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The first episode of season three of  House aired the other night (is it already season three? I remember when the show was advertised relentlessly during a Superbowl weekend). The first thing you learn from it is that Greg House (Hugh Laurie) can walk. In fact he can run, and later on in the episode he skateboards. This is a different status from where we left him at the end of last season, hallucinating long philosophical conversations with the man who shot him. In 3.1 we learn that the police have not apprehended House’s assailant, nor learned why he attacked the doctor in the first place (a set up, perhaps, for a later Sweeps Week broadcast). Meanwhile, Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein) injected House with a serum that might cure his bum leg artery, that which keeps him in continual pain and, presumably, with an acerbic disposition.

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Meanwhile, Dr. Allison Cameron (Jennifer Morrison) has a new fuller haircut, a kind of throwback to Barbara Feldon as Agent 99. It makes her looker cuter and softer, with its forelocks and feathered look. Yet her character is a lot tougher. She stands up to House, says no, and views him with the impatience, contradicting the conniving lies he presses on family members. The other two doctors in the fellowship to study with House, doctors Eric Foreman  and Robert Chase (Omar Epps, Jesse Spencer) didn’t have a whole lot of airtime, but Cuddy did, even sharing with House a sort of bedroom scene, while also proving to be a stronger opponent of House’s. Robert Sean Leonard, as Dr. James Wilson, continues his role as reverse court jester; court bucket of cold water, I guess you could call him.

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The opening sequence, in which a guy in a wheelchair rolls himself into the swimming pool, a mega version of what Bill Murray does in  Rushmore. It’s a sequence that attempts to take you into the mind and sensations of a quadriplegic, showing the world from his POV, and which concurrently conveys a great deal about his family dynamics. The ep lured a big star in the form of Kathleen Quinlan, who is married to someone I knew in high school, but her role ultimately is as ephemeral as those of all guest stars, as we watch week after week after week House ponder then solve a medical mystery whose confusing symptoms send the team down one wrong path after another.

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Coincidentally,  House M.D.: Season Two  was released on DVD on Tuesday August 22 (retailing for $59.95), so House obsessives could have caught  up with or relived the second season in anticipation of the third. My complaint about the second season was that it got bogged down in whether or not House was going to lure back his ex-wife, Stacy Warner (Sela Ward). This was a totally annoying and irrelevant subplot, because essentially we don’t care why House is the way he is, and don’t necessary want him to change or be happier. We prefer him to be sharp enough to crack wise at his bosses and colleagues the way we are never quick enough to do in the real world at our terrible jobs.

Yet the romantic subplot, such thin gruel compared to the sexual musical stock closets of  Grey’s Anatomy, was itself a solution to the problem of the first season, which is that every week it is just about the same thing, even time-able by commercial breaks. There is the  Six Feet Under prologue, where someone collapses somewhere. There is the jaunty opening sequence, which finds House annoying his hospital somehow. There are the three early diagnoses coupled with family problems and home invasions by the staff looking for clues to what makes the patient ail, which take us to the 45-minute mark. Then, finally, there is the resolution to whatever personal subplot is offered up, during which House has the brainwave that solves the A story medical mystery, or also the B story if that one has dragged out this long (in the case of the 3 premier, noticing that a quadriplegic’s toes show signs of scurvy, at the 17 minute mark).

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This repetition is one of the reasons that friends of mine have dropped the show. Yet I continue to watch it when I can, despite being terrified of hospitals and medical procedures. It’s because the mysteries are so dang clever.  House is one of the few network shows that demands the viewer keep up. Moreover it shows people thinking, crisis-born thinking, and then the product of that thought. It’s also one of the few shows that has an unrepentant unpleasant person as its central character. House is the WWF of medical dramas, where the villain is the protagonist.

Seeing season two again in a short amount of time only highlights the repetition factor, but also emphasizes the braininess quotient, but then again also the misguided subplot element. This six-disc set has all 24 episodes from the second season, with a small parcel of supplements.

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They begin with an audio commentary by creator David Shore and producer Katie Jacobs, which is mainly nuts and bolts stuff (House has a cold for the episode; did Laurie really have a cold? No) and they are reunited for a yak over the season finale, “No Reason,” where they don’t really get into the philosophical implications of one of the most complex TV shows ever aired. There is also some alternate takes, a blooper reel, and “An Evening with  House,” an 18-minute shat with the cast and crew at the Academy of Television, Arts and Sciences, with Shore, Singer, Laurie, and the rest of the cast, which concentrates most on the show’s origins.  Finally there are trailers for  The Office, Las Vegas, BSG, and Inside Man. The transfers are excellent and each episode has five chapter scene selection.

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“Thank you” is the theme of the season premier, and it ends with a “miracle cure” that I would be curious to know complies with medical science. Still, it’s affecting, and sets up the season to follow as one in which House will battle with his drug addiction, with his “relationship” with Allison, and his need to alienate everyone around him. All that’s missing so far from  H3 is a villain; but  House hasn’t been too good at villains, especially if you remember the straw man from S1. The show is better when it concentrates on the brainy matter of medial mysteries.

 

September 8, 2006

Quickcast Commentary: Star Wars Episode III

Filed under: Quickcast Commentaries — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:09 am

Always eager to try something different, we’re launching a new series of Quickcast Commentaries here at Quick Stop.Essentially, they’re audio commentaries for existing movies, TV shows, short films ““ whatever the case may be ““ that you can download and sync up to your own personal copies of said films, programmes, etc.

In the future, we’ll be offering commentaries from writers, artists, directors, actors ““ a whole range of creators ““ on films they’ve worked on, films they love, or films they loathe. We hope it will be a fun little corner of the Stop, and we’re eager to hear your feedback.

To kick things off, we’ve got a commentary for George Lucas’s Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, featuring Quick Stop editor-in-chief Ken Plume and QS columnist (“Widge Goes Off”) Widgett Walls.

All you have to do is download the mp3 file below, cue up the film/episode/whatever on your TIVO, VHS, DVD, or computer, then hit play on the commentary (or you can download the free Sharecrow DVD player, which allows you to sync up commentaries on your computer). Hope you dig it”¦

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Take Me Home Blog #9 – Reclaiming September

Filed under: Production Blogs,Take Me Home Blog — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:05 am

 

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“September, a time of in-between,
a lazy month of nothing.”
-Red House Painters, from the song “Michigan”

BIG CHANGE IN LITTLE RUSSIA
I bought a light meter this week off of Craigslist. After spending the weekend in an eBay frenzy (regret, coupled with unsatiated hope), I found this photographer who was moving to China with his wife and selling his equipment. This was at his studio on the east side of Hollywood, a part of town that somehow mingles Thailand with Russia. The studio was the type of great apartment that can be found, on rare occasion, inside one of the city’s millions of sad, dank apartment complexes.

“China, huh?”

He nodded.

“Big change,” I said.

He shrugged. “It’s time.”

Of course it is. Afterall, this is September. A month that, up until five years ago, was marked by it’s sheer unimportance.

SEPTEMBER
It’s a month of transition, isn’t it? We head back to school, back to work. The end of baseball, the start of football. The unveiling of many unfortunate television shows. The return to “important” films after a summer hiatus of explosions and sequels. The last fits of heat. The first scents of changing leaves.

If not for what happened on September 11th, 2001, this month would go unnoticed, dormant. Ushered in by Jerry Lewis and his timeless antics. Instead, we’re left to endure a string of “America Remembers” specials, salutes to the many brave and innocent whose lives were taken on that day. Not to say these don’t have a place (how, afterall, would we remember without the sweeping melodrama of the newsreel montage?). But every year at this time, you can feel the media gearing up for another assault. “‘Pet Goat’ Schoolkids Remember 9/11” is the headline on Yahoo. You get the feeling not even the media wants to jump back into this. And who can blame them?

FORGET 9/11
Hey, where’d I put my glasses? Have you seen my keys? Did terrorists ever bomb the World Trade Center? I don’t think it’s going to slip our minds. It’s not something we misplaced exactly. Rather, it has become an intrinsic part of our national lexicon, our heritage. It will be more than “remembered”; we’re still trying to figure what it’s done to us.

Are we more anxious? Fearful? Proud? Have these always been American traits, magnified by hysteria? We’re STILL responding to the attacks. We will be for decades.

PRETTY PLEASE
So I’d like to posit this: can we have our month back? We’ll give Katie Couric the day. But the whole month? How long did it take after Pearl Harbor before we gave December back to the holidays? If anything, 9/11 is an extension of what September has forever been: a symbol of change. The Great Transition. A period of repose, where we can forgive our past for the firm grip it’s had on us, let the future dangle a little further out there, and turn our attention to the here and now.

SO WHY THE LIGHT METER?
This has been marinating in my brain for the last week because with TAKE ME HOME pushed back I’ve turned my attention to a short film. It’s an adaptation of a chapter from Sherwood Anderson’s WINESBURG, OHIO (the book I mentioned not too long ago). It’s a wonderful little story and a project I’m going to helm on my own. Rather than spend the rest of autumn kicking myself for the financial missteps of TAKE ME HOME, I wanted to turn my attention to something within the realm of possibilities. My aim is to shoot it at the end of October back in Ohio. I should have something to show you all by the end of November. It’s a project I’m proud of, and one that I think will ready me for the feature. If anything, it’s something to do “in the meantime”. A transition, if you will.

-Sam Jaeger

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Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review, Commander in Chief, Part 2

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:00 am

 

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So we end up right back where we started from.

 

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During the evolution of  Commander in Chief‘s first half-season, the villainous and ambitious Republican Florida rep and Speaker of the House Nathan Templeton (Donald Sutherland) went from an undermining enemy of politically independent President Mackenzie Allen (Gena Davis) to a close advisor, helping her through a crisis with North Korea. He almost became a friend, and Allen invited him to Thanksgiving dinner, where she handed over a tape of a racist speech he gave in the 1960s. Also, First Gentlemen Rod Calloway  (Kyle Secor) went from an emasculated House husband  to a close advisor, and Richard ‘Dickie’ McDonald (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) had been hired to do polls and be a close advisor, this change in a bid to match some of  The West Wing‘s insider sassiness. Also, Jayne Murray (Natasha Henstridge), Templeton’s chief of staff, had quit and moved on to a job as a consultant or lobbyist.

But by two or three episodes into the second half of season one, after Steve Bochco was summoned to save the show after its creator Rod Lurie, was dismissed, suddenly we are right back where we started from. Templeton was once again an outsider plotting to undermine the president as part of his own ambition for the highest office; Murray was back as his assistant, sitting by his side and saying the mean things he can’t say while receiving the benefit of his sage wisdom about political infighting. And the First Gentleman receded back to his old desk in the emasculation chamber, after an unmemorable phases as a co-chief of staff. And the pollster did hardly anything except stand around and speak a few irritating truths before getting fired and ending up working for Templeton.

 

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And then there was yet  another confirmation hearing, this one for the Attorney General to match the earlier battle for the vice president. The show was beginning to repeat itself and it was only 15 episodes old. Meanwhile Bochco left. Putting  CiC out of its misery was probably the best thing the network could do for the show, although apparently Lurie is doing a TV movie based on the series (perhaps it will come in a white box to match the first two’s blue and red). 

I would mark that as a mistake. One of the problems with  CiC is that it was terribly cast. If   The West Wing tended to the wry insider joke Liberal casting, then  CiC was driven, after some initial problems, such as getting Joan Allen, whom Lurie wanted for the lead, to drawing on the well of old familiar TV faces and supporting actors, such as Polly Bergen and Adam Arkin and Robert Joy.

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Even more so than movies, where it is an issue of the highest order, good casting is crucial to a TV show. For one thing, a popular series is going to last for at least 10 years and people are prone to getting sick of mannerisms or people who are slightly off. Remember how for a long time viewers were mad about Helen Hunt? Now just the memory of her speaking style in the show inspires cringing. Sutherland was never quite right as the nefarious Speaker, Secor was way too soft, and Davis never warmed the viewer to her role. If I could have shuffled the deck for them, I would have put Peter Coyote in as the First Gentleman (instead of as VP), or made Natasha Henstridge the president. 

Be that as it may, the second half of  CiC creeps uninterestingly to its denouement, which consists of a debate between Allen and her nemesis. The eight episodes are strung across two discs, but unlike the previous release, which came out on June 27th and also retailed for $29.95, this half has some supplements. There are also audio commentary tracks by Rod Lurie, over the pilot, which is duplicated on this set (and in which he does not discuss the show’s troubles), and by writer and producer Dee Johnson over the “The Elephant in the Room,” the episode in which Allen suffers an appendix attack and Templeton becomes president for a day. Johnson basically walks the viewer through what the producers wanted to convey about Allen and others, that she is vulnerable, that she can be short with her staff, why there is no flashback in the story,  and so forth. There is no reference to the show’s cancelation, its troubled history, or its future. Also on hand is a six minute interview with Davis, shot obviously during the early days of the show,  20 deleted scenes, and bloopers that end with a joke shot of Davis vacuuming the Oval Office rug and show Davis as someone fun to work with. Finally there is a host of trailers for other BV shows and movies.

The question is whether fans of the show, such as they are, will be willing to spend as much as sixty dollars for something the equivalent of which or more can usually be had for forty. It’s moments like these when I realize why the DVD business is going “soft.” It’s because DVD distributors are either reselling the same thing over and over in different packages, or trying to squeeze the last bit of revenue out of failures, such as this show and numerous other cancelled programs that have recently flooded the market.

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Commander in Chief 2-Disc Inaugural Edition Part 2 comes in nice 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen transfers, with Dolby Digital 5.1 audio and eight-chapter scene selection. It hit the street on Tuesday, September 5 for $29.95.

 

Melonpool Quickcast #12: Star Trekkin’

Filed under: Melonpool Quickcast — admin @ 6:04 am
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-By Steve Troop

Based on Steve Troop’s classic webcomic of the same name, the Melonpool Quickcast features puppet versions of Troop’s alien cast, who are desperately trying to make heads or tails out of Earth culture.

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To celebrate the 40th anniversary of “Star Trek,” Mayberry interviews Denise Crosby (Tasha Yar from Star Trek: The Next Generation), and Star Trek: New Voyages alums John Kelley (Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy) and Jeff Quinn (Mr. Spock) at the 2006 Dragon*Con!

Also, watch for Special Guest Star, George Takei (Mr. Sulu from the original Star Trek)!

Don’t forget to comment on this and other Melonpool Quickcasts over at the official Melonpool Quickcast Forum!

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Weekend Shopping Guide 9/8/06: Brazil

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:23 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

For years, Criterion’s 3-disc Brazil box set was the epitome of what the format had to offer, in terms of presentation and bonus materials (not one, but 2 cuts of the film, plus documentaries and deleted scenes, and more). As I became more aware of the technology, I realized that this amazing set had a single Achilles’ heel – the film itself was presented in the (then standard) non-anamorphic letterbox format. Seeking to rectify that one drawback, Criterion has released a new 16×9 anamorphic HD transfer of the film (Criterion, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP), while retaining that particular disc’s audio commentary with Gilliam and Jack Matthews essay – in other words, it completely replaces the now-outdated disc in that great box set. The transfer itself is absolutely stunning – in fact, when I spoke with Gilliam about it, he remarked it was so good that he was horrified to find that it revealed the wires during the dream sequences (don’t worry – they’ve been erased). Pick this disc up. Now.

The much-anticipated release of the second season of Jim Henson’s Fraggle Rock (HIT, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) is a bittersweet affair, coming almost a year after the untimely passing of Muppet writer Jerry Juhl, an amazingly gifted scribe who gave voice, heart, and humor to Henson’s creations for over 30 years, which included guiding Fraggle Rock as its head writer. Thankfully, the producers of these DVD sets were able to conduct interviews with Juhl before he passed – and I’m thankful that we still have his remembrances. In addition to the 24 episodes comprising season 2, the 5-disc set also contains additional interviews, as well as a tribute to the late, great, very much missed Jerry Juhl.

Jerry Seinfeld cites it as the primary influence for his own show, and anyone who views the episodes featured in the inaugural season of The Abbott and Costello Show (Passport Video, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) will clearly see the precedent it set for a comedy set in New York City and almost entirely about characters and everyday events, rather than your typical sitcom fare. It was also anchored by an amazing comedy duo who managed to reinvent themselves for the small screen without falling into the trap of other comedians making the transition, who seemed to believe they were back on a vaudeville stage rather than pioneers on a brand new medium. I can’t recommend this 5-disc set highly enough, which also features Lou Costello’s rare home movies, interviews with the duo’s children, and the DVD premiere of the Abbott & Costello short film 10,000 Kids and a Cop.

There’s something quite sad about the fact that Rhino has begun releasing the entire Monkees catalog as newly-remastered 2-disc deluxe editions, complete with both the mono and stereo versions plus bonus tracks, while the remastered Beatles catalog remains MIA. However, back to the subject at hand. Despite all the criticism they’ve taken over the years, I still think that the Monkees are a completely underappreciated act that have been unduly maligned – I mean, did Elvis write his songs or play any instruments? The Monkees did both (Michael Nesmith’s tunes being some of the standouts), in addition to recording tunes from songwriters like Boyce & Hart, Harry Nilsson, Neil Diamond, and more. The first two deluxe editions are their debut album, The Monkees, and its follow-up, More of the Monkees (Rhino, $24.98 SRP each).

Celebrating 75 years of Disney comic books, Disney Comics: The Classics Collection (Disney Editions, $49.95 SRP) features the original comics adaptations of Snow White, Bambi, Peter Pan, Alice In Wonderland, Dumbo, and a very odd adventure with Dumbo and the Seven Dwarfs. It’s a beautifully presented volume and a nice bit of nostalgia.

There was a time when I feared that the cancellation of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and the steady loss of rights to the various films featured in past episodes would mean I’d never get an official release of a series I loved so much. But with the release of the 10th MST3K Collection volume (Rhino, Not Rated, DVD-$59.95 SRP), it seems my fears were unfounded. The latest set features Teen-Age Strangler, The Giant Spider Invasion, Swamp Diamonds, and even Godzilla Vs. Megalon. We’ve also got outtakes and a video jukebox, but the real plus is that Godzilla flick – whod’ve thought they’d ever get the rights back to one of those? Where’s my Gamera?

In what seems like a bit of a drawn-out sentence, the 6th and final season of Oz (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$64.98 SRP) makes its way to disc, with plenty of surprises awaiting the prisoners and keepers of Oswald State Penitentiary in the final 8 episodes. The 3-disc set features a trio of audio commentaries, deleted scenes, original cast audition tapes, and an extended cut of the finale.

Like Ocean’s 11 with a multigenerational group of cons substituting for the fabled thieves, Hustle (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) is one of those confection dramas that you devour greedily, enjoying the dramatic cake and the sweet character icing all in one go, unable to stop with just one episode. So maybe the cake metaphor was a bit much, but this is still an amazing show worth a spin, if only for Robert Vaughn’s performance as an aging con with much wisdom to impart to the young, sometimes foolishly cocksure, turks. Bonus features include cast bios and a making-of featurette.

Despite their claims, it was disappointingly obvious as the second season progressed that there was no master plan in place for Lost, and that padding of what was most likely intended as a 3 season arc was creeping in. You can watch the faltering of a once-brilliant series via the 7-disc season 2 set (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), featuring extended episodes, all-new flashback sequences, examinations of some of the show’s mysteries and revelations, deleted scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, bloopers, and more.

Fully remastered and available on DVD for the first time in the US, monster movie fans (and aficionados of a certain big lizard) can finally lay their hands on a near-pristine print of the original Japanese version of Gojira (Classic Media/Toho, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). The 2-disc special edition also features a restored edition of the American version of the film, which introduced the English-speaking world to Godzilla, King of the Monsters and his archenemy, Raymond Burr. The set also features a look at the construction of the Godzilla suit, audio commentaries by Godzilla historians Steve Ryfle & Ed Godziszewski, a featurette on the story development, and the original theatrical trailers.

I love books that you can pick up, flip upon to a random page, and be instantly entranced by whatever you discover there. A recent tome fitting that particular bill is Silent Traces: Discovering Early Hollywood Through The Films Of Charlie Chaplin (Santa Monica Press, $24.95 SRP). As the title suggests, it’s packed with photos and film frames detailing the locations both then and now of those Chaplin flicks. It’s a wonderful journey back in time, and it makes me feel good to know that some of these locations are still around.

I admit that I’m one of those people who is profoundly disinterested in viewing dramatizations of any of the events surrounding the events of 9/11, and that includes the doomed passengers and heroic actions depicted in United 93 (Universal, Rated R, DVD-$30.98 SRP). Writer/director Paul Greengrass has crafted a dignified, almost sterile, dramatization of that fateful flight that ended in a Pennsylvania field. As usual, make sure you seek out the 2-disc limited edition, which features additional behind-the-scenes features and interviews (mainly a feature on the military and civilian response teams) in addition to a commentary with Greengrass.

I’m sure there was a story in there somewhere, and a pretty good one, but I spent the entirely of District B13 (Magnolia, Rated R, DVD-$26.98 SRP) marveling at the art of Parkour, wherein amazing physical specimens navigate urban landscapes through constant motion – including scaling buildings. The film itself has something to do with a lawless section of Paris in the near-future, and an undercover policeman sent in to the walled area. Bonus features include outtakes, a making-of featurette, and extended fight scenes.

Although presented in paperback form, Viking Studio’s new series of illustrated novels pairs classic literature with modern comic artists for a refreshing spin on material that should be a cornerstone of any self-respecting home library. The novels are presented in their entirety, with periodic illos from the artists. The first two releases are Bram Stoker’s Dracula, with illustrations by Jae Lee, and Charlotte Bronte’s Jane Eyre, with illustrations by Dame Darcy (Viking Studios, $21.95 SRP each).

Do I still have to be embarrassed for actually laughing at – and liking – Jackass: The Movie (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP)? Does that make me some kind of sad, pathetic person that I got a kick out of watching idiots do moronic things to both themselves and others? If you prick me, do I not bleed? Well, you can now peep an extended unrated cut of the flick just in time for the sequel’s release, which also contains much of the bonus features from the original release, including commentaries, deleted scenes, a making-of special, and additional footage.

How sad is it that the arrival of another 12 episodes of the original heroes on the halfshell gets me so geeky giddy? That embarrassing reaction greeted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Volume Five (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). Sad. So very sad. I feel like getting a pizza.

Okay… With Scary Movie 4 (Weinstein Company, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP), we have finally reached the limits of the Scary Movie franchise. No matter how much love I have for the still comedically brilliant Anna Faris, I simply can not see myself wringing any more enjoyment out of this franchise after this tired, strained affair. Maybe I’m wrong about the series’ future, but rest-assured, it needs a radical rethink (or at least a better script). The unrated special edition features an audio commentary, interviews, behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted/extended scenes with optional commentary, and a blooper reel.

This week’s soundtrack is the album for Hollywoodland (Decca, $18.98 SRP), which features 14 standards from the 50’s – including tunes like “At Last,” “Elephant Walk,” “The Girl Can’t help It,” “The Great Pretender,” and more. I’m still on the fence about Ben Affleck as George Reeves, but the soundtrack disc is worth a spin.

Make Buffy a guy, and you’ve essentially got the premise of The WB’s… sorry, The CW’s… Supernatural (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), as a pair of supernatural-fighting brothers – one of which wants nothing more than a normal life – are pulled together on a quest to find their missing father. Like most W… CW shows, it’s a light confection sans particularly sharp writing. You can catch up on all 24 episodes via this 6-disc set, which also contains a pair of commentaries, extended scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, a still gallery, and a gag reel.

After four seasons and an indelible mark upon the culture psyche, ALF (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) wraps up its run with a memorable finale, as well as another 23 episodes across this 4-disc set. Is this the end of ALF? I hope not…

Not nearly as blasphemous as I was dreading, the preschool modernization of Gerald McBoing Boing for new sound-filled adventures is actually quite fun and clever, and has become required viewing for my young nephew. Now that there are 2 DVD volumes of his adventures available (Classic Media, Not Rated, DVD-$12.98 SRP each), I’m sure they’ll be in the Bob the Builder rotation.

He’s been incommunicado for a bit, but Norm MacDonald returns in fine form with a new stand-up CD, Ridiculous (Comedy Central Records, $12.98 SRP). It’d be nice if the wait for a follow-up wasn’t nearly as long an absence.

Lately, I’ve been plowing my through the “Smart Pop” series of completely unauthorized – but utterly engaging – series of pop culture analyses put out by Benbella Press ($17.95 SRP each). Basically, they’re collections of essays on a given pop culture subject, analyzing the given subject in some interesting ways – social, cultural, economic… All across the board. So far, they’ve released Getting Lost (edited by Orson Scott Card), The Man From Krypton (edited by Glenn Yeffeth), The Unauthorized X-Men (edited by Len Wein), Star Wars On Trial (Edited by David Brin & Matthew Woodring Stover), and Boarding the Enterprise (edited by David Gerrold & Robert Sawyer).

Even after months of tinkering and rejiggering, Geena Davis returned to finish out what would be the final episodes of her tenure as President of the United States in ABC’s Commander-in-Chief (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), the final 8 episodes of which are collected in this second 2-disc volume (leaving many to still wonder why they weren’t all collected in a single 4-disc set). Bonus features include an interview with Davis, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

Finally, how about a look at Gentle Giant’s uber-cool 1/6-scale Boba Fett statue, standing approximately 12.5 inches of bounty hunting badosity ($185.00 SRP)? The edition size is limited to 6500 pieces, so grab yours now before the secondary market puts a gun to your head and robs you blind.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

Comics in Context #145: San Diego 2006 – Masters and Eisners

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The following events took place at Comic-Con International in San Diego on Friday, July 21 between 5:30 PM and 11:30 PM.

FRIDAY 5:30 PM
“This is a snake-free zone,” proclaimed Michael Dooley, the moderator of the panel “Masters of American Comics,” about the landmark museum exhibition of the same name. Apart from people recording the panel with video cameras, including the ubiquitous Mike Catron, there were a mere eighteen people seated in the audience in Room 8 when it began. Mr. Dooley was implying that everybody else was attending a competing event going on at the same time over in the notorious Hall H dealing with that new threat to air travel security: “New Line Cinema Presents Snakes on a Plane,” complete with a personal appearance by Samuel L. Jackson. There was even going to be a “snake wrangler” onstage with live snakes from the movie. Snakes at a Comic-Con! (But I note David Letterman’s observation following the revelation of the Heathrow Airport terrorist plot that the threat of airborne serpents no longer seems as bad or as funny.)

I confess that I was tempted to see Mr. Jackson in person for myself. But I decided that the “Masters” panel was more important.

Dooley, the co-editor of The Education of a Comics Artist (and brother of former DC editor Kevin Dooley), commended us for being an “elite audience” and observed that at the “Masters” panel they would be “talking about comics at the Comic-Con, not action movies.”

“Masters of American Comics” is an exhibition that showcases the work of fifteen leading cartoonists, ranging from the early 20th century into the present day: Winsor McCay (Little Nemo in Slumberland), Lyonel Feininger (Wee Willie Winkie), George Herriman (Krazy Kat), E. C. Segar (Thimble Theatre Starring Popeye), Frank King (Gasoline Alley), Chester Gould (Dick Tracy), Milton Caniff (Terry and the Pirates), Charles Schulz (Peanuts), Will Eisner (The Spirit), Jack Kirby (Fantastic Four), Harvey Kurtzman (the original MAD), Robert Crumb (Mr. Natural), Art Spiegelman (Maus), Gary Panter (Jimbo) and Chris Ware (Jimmy Corrigan).

This show debuted last year in Los Angeles, and was so colossal that it was divided between two museums: the Armand Hammer Museum at UCLA and the Museum of Contemporary Art. “Masters” spent the summer in reduced size at a single venue, the Milwaukee Art Museum, but starting September 15 will be divided again between the Jewish Museum in Manhattan and the Newark Museum. There is also a comprehensive catalogue of the exhibition published by Yale University Press.

The panelists in San Diego included comics historian Brian Walker, who was co-curator of the exhibition (for reviews of his recent books on the history of American comic strips, see “Comics in Context” #66 and 71); Claudine Dixon of the Hammer Museum; and publisher/cartoonist Denis Kitchen and cartoonist/comics historian Craig Yoe, both of whom lent original artwork to the show.

As Dooley told the audience, the story of “Masters” actually began with another museum exhibition, the infamous “High and Low: Modern Art and Popular Culture” show, curated by Kirk Varnadoe and Adam Gopnik, that was held at New York City’s Museum of Modern Art a decade and a half ago. This exhibition “put great works of 20th century art” “side by side” with comics, advertising art, and even graffiti. Dooley said that “art people thought it was a desecration,” while “comics people were resentful at the secondary status given to [their] medium.” (That’s exactly why I didn’t go to “High and Low,” although now I wish I had.)

Dooley showed on screen Art Spiegelman’s “High Art Lowdown,” his critique of “High and Low,” done in comics form. In it Spiegelman quite bluntly asked why he and his friends (presumably the alternative cartoonists from his magazine Raw) weren’t in the show, as well as inquired about the absence of the early 20th century German artist George Grosz, whose illustrations, employing caricature, are now considered fine art, but are also arguably cartoons.

Spiegelman went further and invited museum curators to visit his studio, One of them was Ann Philbin, who was then the director of the Drawing Center in New York City, She agreed that the comics medium deserved museum exposure. She later became director of the Hammer Museum, where she instigated the “Masters” exhibition.

Claudine Dixon, the show’s catalogue coordinator, told us that she and the show’s coordinating curator Cynthia Burlingame were “drawn in against our will”: and “had no idea what comic art was about.” “I learned a lot in a year and a half,” Dixon said, and liked a lot of what she saw.

Walker said that he met the show’s other curator, John Carlin, in the early 1980s when Walker was working at the Museum of Cartoon Art in Rye, New York (which is someday to reopen as the National Cartoon Museum at the Empire State Building) and Carlin and Sheena Wagstaff were guest curating an exhibition “The Comic Art Show” at the downtown branch of the Whitney Museum of American Art in Manhattan. (I did attend this show, and recall being exasperated by its seeming premise that comics were not art, but that artists could create fine art by appropriating imagery from the comics. The work of Roy Lichtenstein provides the best known examples.)

Carlin invited Walker to work with him on the “Masters” show. From curating about sixty-five past exhibitions on comics, primarily for the Museum of Cartoon Art, Walker knew where to find collections of original comics artwork. The “Masters” show borrows from fifty different lenders, ranging from private collectors like Yoe to institutions including the Library of Congress and Ohio State University. (Later during the panel Walker said that he “kept running into dead ends” looking for Kirby originals. Someone asked if some collectors of Kirby artwork were wary of lending it out because so much of Kirby’s art had been stolen. “I couldn’t say,” Walker replied, perhaps diplomatically.)

Then Walker turned to what he called “the most controversial” aspect of the show: the selection of the “Masters.” (Most notably, there have been complaints that no women cartoonists were included. Herriman was African-American, so the show can’t be accused of confining itself to white guys. But to my mind the insistence on including female cartoonists smacks of political correctness. The criteria that the show’s organizers set for inclusion, as described at the panel, make sense to me.)

Rather than display works by hundreds of comics artists, it was decided to concentrate on fifteen cartoonists. A “lengthy” list of possible candidates was compiled. One of the goals was to “tell the story of the development of comics in the 20th century” through the specific artists who were selected. Another criterion was that each artist must have achieved “technical mastery.” Yet another was “formal innovation”: the organizers sought to determine “which artists most added to the form of the medium.” In other words, which artists proved most innovative in crafting the visual language of comics?

In the end, Walker asserted at the panel, the list of fifteen “Masters” was achieved through “compromise consensus.” In an online interview (http://journal.aiga.org/content.cfm?ContentAlias=%5Fgetfullarticle&aid=1398198) Walker had stated that “John [Carlin] helped me understand in the beginning that, in this type of [museum] environment, you really have to search for examples of work that are the most visual – graphically powerful – and not just the first time that Little Orphan Annie’s dress appeared or something. I’m probably a little more content-oriented, and he’s probably a little more form-oriented.” Walker told us at the panel that “Storytellers like Harold Gray [Little Orphan Annie] didn’t reinvent the form” and so they were not included. He said that Carl Barks (Uncle Scrooge) had also been on the list of possible artists, but “was not that innovative in layouts or design.” On the other hand, Lyonel Feininger, “whose comics career was only nine months long” did such “incredible” artwork that he was chosen. Walker said he had successfully advocated putting Milton Caniff in the show over the objections of Spiegelman, who had “a lot of input” into the selections. On the other hand, Walker told us he had “argued” for including Walt Kelly (Pogo) but failed. This show, it seems, is only about the visual dimension of comics, not abut comics as literature. Examining the idea of comics as the combination of words and pictures, or as Walker put it, “storytelling,” will have to wait for another show.

We were also told that at the opening of “Masters,” Spiegelman had said that they “should start working on “˜Masters II.'” In other words, one could tell the
story of American comics in the 20th century through an entirely different group of fifteen cartoonists. Later, an audience member asked “does this codification of Masters”–this designation of fifteen great cartoonists– “make it impenetrable” for other comics artists? Walker replied that “I hope this group of fifteen isn’t set in stone,” and that people don’t assume that these are the only cartoonists worth serious attention.

During much of the panel we were shown examples of each Master’s work from the exhibition, projected onto a screen, and even photos of the museum galleries in which the original artworks were displayed in Los Angeles.

Dooley informed the audience that the “critical reaction” to “Masters” was “a lot more favorable than” it had been to “High and Low” a decade and a half ago. Walker enthused that “the response to the exhibit was overwhelming,” leading to numerous articles in the media.

(Oddly, Walker remarked that “Art Spiegelman is not crazy about having his art exhibited at the Jewish Museum,” which is hosting part of “Masters” in New York, but Walker did not explain why. Then this week I read in New York Magazine‘s ” “Fall Preview” issue that Spiegelman had withdrawn from the show. If this is true, I wonder why.)

After the “Masters” exhibition opens in the New York area, I will be writing further about it in this column. This is a landmark event. Back in the 1980s the Whitney Museum held a brilliant exhibition on Disney animation art, but the world of art museums did not follow its lead; perhaps it was too early. Over the last several years, however, there has been increasing interest in the media and academia in the comics medium. Perhaps “Masters” is arriving in the New York area at a propitious time. I am interested in seeing how New York City’s art critics react to “Masters.” contemporary alternative cartoonists like Crumb and Spiegelman have already won favor in the fine art world. Will “Masters” open the eyes of the art world to the great works of American comics throughout their history?

Towards the end of the panel we were told that at the opening of “Masters” in Milwaukee, Kitchen had spoken with representatives of two museums who said they were interested in acquiring comics art for their permanent collections. Dooley asked, “Is this a watershed moment?” Will institutions such as art museums now compete with collectors to buy artwork by leading comics artists, thereby driving up the prices? Kitchen replied that he thought it would be a good thing if museums began collecting comics art and “I hope it’s a trend.”

And that is why this panel, with its miniscule audience, may prove to be the most historically significant at the 2006 Comic-Con. Graduate students of the future, take note. It’s not just that it predicted skyrocketing prices for original comics art by the greats. It’s the reason that those prices will increase. We may be on the brink of a new era of serious appreciation of comics by the world of fine art curators, scholars and collectors. “Masters of American Comics” might well prove to be the tipping point.

We were told at the panel how popular the “Masters” show was at its Los Angeles venues, and I believe it. So it’s strange, and perhaps telling, that there was such a dearth of people at Comic-Con who were interested in attending a panel about a museum exhibition that takes the comics artform seriously.

On the way back to the Convention Center, I saw Captain Jack Sparrow, lead character of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, for the first time during my San Diego trip. It turned out that there were many Captain Jacks at Comic-Con, and, I am informed, many of them were disguised women.

FRIDAY 8:30 PM
“They don’t really need this big a room,” a woman behind me told the guy she was sitting with. I was seated in Room 20, the second biggest panel room at Comic-Con: the room can hold thousands of people. The 18th Annual Will Eisner Comic Industry Awards (named after one of the Masters of American Comics) were about to commence. Not counting the comic industry professional elite at the tables in front of the stage, I’d say there were roughly only two hundred people sitting in the audience when the ceremony began. Keep in mind that there were over a hundred thousand people at this year’s Comic-Con.

Why did so few people show up? Weren’t most Con attendees interested in seeing so many big names in the comics business? Weren’t they interested in learning who won? After all, the Comic-Con program refers to the Eisners as the Oscars of comics!

Indeed, the Beat told me that this year there was actually a video interviewer who was asking pros heading into the Eisners that familiar red carpet question, “Who are you wearing?” Now, I don’t expect that any of us proles who were sitting in the audience should dress up for the Eisners, but I have higher expectations for the pros who appear onstage or who sit at the tables up front. Will Eisner set an example by wearing a suit to the ceremony. But in many cases what happens is that the women dress up and the men dress down.

A prominent exception was the evening’s host, Bill Morrison, who was dressed formally and impressively. He was matched by his wife Carol, an attractive redhead in a yellow gown, who, as he put it, served the familiar award ceremony role of the “one beautiful woman who takes the winner offstage the opposite way in which he was going.” Morrison is creative director of Bongo Comics, which publishes Simpsons-related material. Introducing him, Comic-Con’s Jackie Estrada observed that “about anything you’ve seen with Matt Groening’s signature on it, Bill actually drew.” Ah, so ghosts still walk among us in the comics business.

The “Masters of American Comics” exhibit may ignore the writing component of comics, but the Eisners do not. The first award to be announced was the Bill Finger Award, which was inaugurated last year as a lifetime achievement award for comic book writers. Presenting the award were the late Bill Finger’s colleague, Jerry Robinson, who instigated the creation of the award, and Mark Evanier, who was a full pound lighter than he had been the day before. (Like Earth’s polar ice cap, Mark is disappearing at a disconcertingly rapid rate.)

Jerry Robinson reminded the audience of Finger’s “enormous creativity,” “love of the business,” and “perseverance in the face of the trials and tribulations of being unrecognized for his work.” Robinson observed that there are now “few survivors who remember him [Finger]” and that a reason for instituting the award was “to have new writers and young writers know of his accomplishments.”

Evanier continued along this theme, pointedly remarking in the presence of the comics business’s elite that “Bill Finger’s name is not on his greatest creation,” adding, “I wonder who that is.” (That co-creation is Batman; see “Comics in Context” #94.)

The plan is that each year two FInger Awards will be given out, one to a living recipient and the other to a deceased writer. This year’s posthumous prize went to Harvey Kurtzman. Evanier praised his work in the 1950s on EC’s Two-Fisted Tales and Frontline Combat as the “best war comics” in the medium’s history. “Then,” Evanier continued, Kurtzman “came up with MAD,” working on its first twenty-four issues, which Evanier declared to be the “single greatest body of humor writing ever,” which he said influenced movies, television and stand-up comedy. The award was accepted by Kurtzman’s daughter Nellie, who proved that the proverbial apple did not fall far from the tree in her acceptance speech: “My father got the finger from the comics industry many times in his career, but this is the first time I’ve been pleased about it.”

The other Finger award went to Alvin Schwartz, a Superman and Batman writer from the Silver Age of the late 1950s and early 1960s, whose health precluded his attending the Con. Schwartz is an obscure figure in comics history, but his most celebrated co-creation is not: Bizarro. Unlike other comic book writers of his period, Schwartz apparently recognized that superhero stories could have mythological and psychological subtexts. In the recently published book Superman Cover to Cover, Schwartz reveals that he conceived of Bizarro as what the psychologist Carl Jung would call a “shadow” figure for Superman. At the Eisners an excerpt of a videotape from Mike Catron’s invaluable collection, showing Schwartz on a 2001 convention panel speaking about Bill Finger. In it Schwartz contends that “mostly his [Finger’s] anger was repressed,” but the story of “the creation of Batman through the death of Bruce Wayne’s parents. . .was Bill’s psychological way of getting rid of his [own] parents.” I suspect that comics historians might find it rewarding to reinvestigate Alvin Schwartz’s superhero stories.

At one point Bill Morrison declared that this was “Couples Night” at the Eisners. The next presenters were examples of that: Amanda Conner, looking fetching in a silver dress, and Jimmy Palmiotti, wearing a black shirt with a palm tree motif. Among the awards they presented was the one for Best Digital Comic. (“Some guys don’t know what that is,” observed Palmiotti, who explained it as simply as he could: “That’s on a computer.”) The winner was PVP by Scott Kurtz, who was genuinely funny in his acceptance speech: after profusely thanking his wife, he added, “I also want to thank my girlfriend Nancy, because she made my marriage possible.” But Kurtz also gave the most moving acceptance speech, and broke into tears as he said the Eisner voters “make me feel included, like one of the cool kids.”

I’m not going to list all the Eisner recipients, since you can easily find that information elsewhere on the Net. I’ll just mention a few that I found interesting.

Accepting his award for best lettering, Todd Klein said, “This is one place I can come where I don’t have to explain what I do [and] that they actually still make comics.” Perhaps Mr. Klein still hadn’t gotten the memo that the comics, or should I say graphic novels, are recognized by the mainstream media as hip and cool. Or perhaps he was reminding us that the public at large still has little awareness of the continuing existence of comic books, much less their cultural value.

Nisha Gopolan, comics editor for Entertainment Weekly (in an attractive miniskirt) and Calvin Reid, my uberboss at Publishers Weekly‘s Comics Week (no jacket), presented the Eisner Award for Best Reality-Based Comic to Nat Turner by Kyle Baker, who showed up onstage wearing white shorts. (What did I tell you about the casual fashion styles of male Eisner attendees?) “I’m doubly thankful tonight,” Baker said in an effectively understated delivery, “in part because I just walked in ten minutes ago.”

Next Reid and Gopolan announced that the winner for “Best Archival Collection” of comic books was Absolute Watchmen, collecting the series by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. Apparently Gibbons wasn’t at Comic-Con, and Moore nearly never seems to leave Northampton, England nowadays. I did see Moore’s fiancee, Melinda Gebbie, at the About Comics booth, where the completed edition of their collaboration, Lost Girls, was making its debut. But I recall noticing how uncomfortable Moore looked when I saw him accepting awards at a comics convention in London back in the 1980s, so it was no surprise to me that Gebbie didn’t accept this Eisner on his behalf.

Instead Len Wein, as the original editor of Watchmen, went up to accept the award He told the audience that he had worked on “probably no project that was more challenging and gratifying than Watchmen.” Len Wein isn’t very visible in comics nowadays, but it was he, as an editor at DC, who hired Moore to write his first major American project, Swamp Thing, which Wein himself had co-created. Moore’s Swamp Thing, and his writing in general, is vastly different from Wein’s own work, but Wein nonetheless recognized Moore’s talent early on and encouraged him in breaking new ground in American mainstream comics. Len Wein is therefore an unsung hero in the history of the comics revolution of the 1980s, and it was absolutely appropriate that he got to take a bow by accepting this award.

The next pair of presenters were newlyweds Paul Dini and Misty Lee, who were introduced as the creators of “Monkey Talk” here at Quick Stop Entertainment, among their other credits. (Quick Stop got a plug in front of the Comics Elite! Huzzah!) This was the first time I’d ever seen Ms. Misty in person. But though she is a stage magician with a renowned resemblance to Zatanna, she came onstage in a long, white gown, not in a tuxedo and top hat, and did not pronounce a single word backwards. Nor, alas, was “Monkey Talk” co-host Rashy anywhere in evidence.

Winning as Best Cover Artist for Fables and Runaways, James Jean reminisced onstage that Amanda Conner, when she worked at a comics store, “sold me some of the first comics I ever read.” Considering that in the 1980s I encouraged Amanda in pursuing her comics career, and that now James Jean looks up to her as a helpful elder, I suddenly felt old.

Another general observation I have about the Eisners is that most of the speakers who think they’re being funny aren’t. There were exceptions to this rule, but, to my surprise, the next presenter wasn’t one of them. This was Dean Haglund, the comedian who is best known for playing Langly, the longhaired member of the Lone Gunmen on The X-Files. (His hair, by the way, is now short.) I saw Haglund perform at an “X-Files Expo” back in 1998, and he was quite funny, but not tonight: he didn’t seem to have a feel for the sensibility of this Comic-Con audience, and his jokes unfortunately fell flat. But he was right about one thing: “It’s a long night, isn’t it?” he asked the audience. Is this one reason so many Con attendees stay away?

Haglund announced the award for Best Comics-Related Book to the Eisner/Miller book of their transcribed conversations. Accepting were Charles Brownstein of the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund; Dark Horse editor Diana Schutz, looking glamorous in her long blonde hair and black dress, and Frank Miller, whom I didn’t recognize until he spoke. He has suddenly (as far as I know) adopted a new look, that strikes me as being a contemporary updating of a 1930s or 1940s period style: he had on a light gray suit and a white fedora.

Haglund also announced that there was a tie for the winner of “Best Publication Design”: Chris Ware’s Acme Novelty Library Report to Shareholders, and Sunday Press’s Little Nemo in Slumberland, which reprints the Winsor McCay classic at the enormous size in which it originally appeared in newspapers. Accepting on Ware’s behalf, Chip Kidd of Pantheon Books (in a suit!) said that “Chris would’ve voted for the Nemo book” and that “He’s very sorry he won this award and he apologizes profusely.” That prepared line didn’t fit the possibility of a tie, but it was pleasingly witty nevertheless. And while the organizers of “Masters” have presented McCay and Ware as equals, it’s rewarding to learn that Ware knows better.

Maggie Thompson of Comic Buyer’s Guide performed her annual duty of presenting another familiar component of industry awards shows: the “In Memorium” segment, listing significant figures who had died over the previous twelve months, such as comics artists Jim Aparo, Jack Jackson, and Alex Toth. I was shocked to learn from her presentation that Selby Kelly, widow of Walt, had passed away; somehow I’d never found out about this. Thompson included the late Joe Ranft, head of story at Pixar, and that seemed right, since animation is another form of cartoon art. But she also included Robert Wise, the director of the film version of The Sound of Music (1965) and co-director of the West Side Story movie (1961). What was he doing on the list? Wise did appear at Comic-Con years ago, and he directed the first Star Trek movie (1979) as well as the science fiction classic The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951). Perhaps his inclusion was yet another indication of how Comic-Con is metamorphosing into a Movie Con as well.

Watching the “In Memorium” tribute a macabre thought suddenly hit me: will I be included in this tribute someday?

The Bob Clampett Humanitarian Award was presented by the late animation director’s daughter Ruth to Publishers Weekly‘s Calvin Reid for being an “advocate of our medium” to librarians and others in mainstream culture. Calvin is a genuinely nice guy (and I’d say so even if he wasn’t my editor, trust me), though I’m not sure that his support of the comics medium really counts as humanitarianism. Maybe there should be an award specifically for spreading the word about the artistic value of the comics medium to the world at large. But until there is, the Clampett Humanitarian Award will do. Overjoyed, Calvin laughed that he “didn’t expect this”: indeed, his wife had already left the ceremony. (In retrospect, this must be one reason why he was asked to be a presenter: to ensure he would attend this underattended event.) But he seemed thrilled that “I’m a part of this now,” meaning the world of comics.

British writer Grant Morrison, also won awards at this year’s Eisners. He was definitely at the Con, so why didn’t he show up at the Eisners? It’s bad news when not even nominees attending Comic-Con show up.

In contrast, another Brit, artist Mark Buckingham, one of the recipients of the “Best Serialized Story” award for “Return to the Homelands” in DC/Vertigo’s Fables, exulted onstage that after “twenty years in the business” he “finally made it to Comic-Con.” He enthused about “how amazing and unlike anything in the world this is.” I wonder if he’s been to major European comics festivals such as France’s Angouleme and Italy’s Lucca. It’d be nice to think that the San Diego Con has outdone them.

Finally, Sergio Aragones, as always, announced the six new additions to the Eisners’ Hall of Fame.

First was the late Floyd Gottfredson, who wrote and drew the Mickey Mouse comics from 1930 to 1975, and was to Mickey what Carl Barks was to Donald Duck. A representative of Walt Disney Studios accepted, and I found that rather sad, since it suggested that Gottfredson has no living heirs.

The next new Hall of Fame was the late William Marston Moulton, the creator of Wonder Woman. (Shouldn’t Moulton be designated as “co-creator,” since he didn’t draw her?) Accepting on behalf of the Moulton family was their lawyer, Edgar May, who had appeared at the stamp ceremony the day before.

Reading remarks composed by Moulton’s son, May told us that William Marston Moulton had believed that “women were the more powerful sex.” There were cheers from the audience. May unwisely interjected, “I’m not convinced,” whereupon he was loudly booed.

Cartoonist Mark Bode accepted on behalf of his deceased father, the late underground cartoonist Vaughn Bode, creator of Cheech Wizard. The younger Bode reminisced about his father, who died when he was a boy, in a somewhat rambling but nonetheless affecting speech.

Dody Manning, the widow of Russ Manning, artist on Tarzan and Magnus, Robot Fighter, went to the opposite extreme, saying simply, “Thank you all., Thank you very much.”

One of the few female comic book artists of the Silver Age, Ramona Fradon, co-creator of Metamorpho, wasn’t in San Diego, so DC president Paul Levitz accepted for her, confessing that as an assistant editor he “had a crush” on her.

Then came the final addition to the Hall of Fame, Silver Age writer/artist Jim Steranko, in person, with silver hair, dark glasses, and a dapper white suit, in sharp contrast with other, all-too-casually dressed men participating in the ceremony. “I thought I was up for the Rob Liefeld Humility Award,” Steranko said; this joke didn’t go over. “I know this is the Moby Dick of award ceremonies,” he continued (More Tolstoy than Melville, I think), “so I’ll only keep you a moment.” Then he said something the audience very much liked: “I accept this award in the names of all the nominees tonight till they get their own gold.”

I still wonder why so few people showed up at the Eisners. As I observed last year (see “Comics in Context” #97), many of the nominated stories and series tend to be relatively obscure. I certainly don’t believe that artistic merit is necessarily commensurate with the level of sales. But is it possible that that the Eisners voting reflect a minority taste that is too idiosyncratic and unusual for the awards’ own good? Or is it that, as the attendance for the “Masters” panel showed, there still just aren’t enough people who take the artform truly seriously?

Towards the end of the ceremony, I turned around to check on the couple who were sitting behind me at the outset. They were gone.

FRIDAY 11:00 PM
After the Eisners, I engaged in some of the traditional milling about just outside Hall H, where live musicians were performing even before the annual post-Eisnerian party was about to start. I considered staying, since it might be my only opportunity to see some people, but it had been a long day, I was tired, and I still had to make my way back to Coronado Island. Maybe next year.

Copyright 2006 Peter Sanderson

 

Trailer Park: The Reports of Box Office Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated… Ignorance and Stupidity To Blame

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By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here…

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — The Hollywood hand-wringing of 2005 has been forgotten. After a dismal box-office year and gloomy prophecies about its future, the movie business has rebounded with a solid — though far from spectacular — summer season.

One of the things that I love about my job here is that I have virtually no one listening to a word I say. I know it’s de regur on talk radio to be contrarian in order to get people all sorts of riled up, I can tell you that the real aim of politics is not effecting change but to make a career on stumping with sound bites, that a lot of stories are written without a clear respect for due dillegence and I can also tell you that this week marks a year since I wrote this column on the premature Chicken Little bullshit about the demise of modern cinemas.

I don’t suppose myself to be a very erudite person when it comes to the film industry. As a person I am able to churn out these columns on a weekly basis and, beyond that, keep a close eye on the major stories that break on a daily basis with regard to Hollywood happenings. I don’t read Daily Variety, I don’t ingest every story that The Hollywood Reporter puts out and, I hate to admit this to such a devoted crowd, I have a life beyond all this glitz, glamour and childish infighting. Movies aren’t the end-all be-all and, really, there is a world that’s worth being intensely interested in if you give it the chance and I think that’s why I responded last year with such vehemence regarding a lot of editorials on the dismal outlook of the movie as an art form. “It’s DVD sales!” “It’s the Goddammed Internets!” “It’s the decreasing choices people have because no one makes good movies anymore!” “It’s the lack of frontal male nudity!”

The fact of the matter is that in any healthy, economic endeavor you can expect that growth won’t always reflect greater and greater returns and that, at times, (gasp! clutch the pearls!) a dip can sometimes be a good thing for an industry. The lesson to be learned by seeing, really, what this mild stabilization was, not the catastrophic descent into Dante’s Inferno, is that there are some market forces driving these things. Is it a reflection of the quality of movies being made? Perhaps. Is it the lack of male nudity? Maybe. What I do know is that the movie industry needs to evolve with its client base. That doesn’t mean studios need to start offering downloads of their flicks mere weeks after their release and it doesn’t mean it needs to start thinking on appropriate action to take against Ming Na and his bootleg franchise deep within China’s mean streets; just be cognizant of what people respond to with their money. I figure it’s an easy enough strategy as open markets take care of themselves when all the variables are still equal but what the hell do I know? I loved BORAT and wish I could sink my life’s fortunes on the success of that movie so take all this blow-hard sassy talk with a few ounces of sea salt.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around how RV made the kind of money it did so until I figure out who the hell was reponsible all these pundits decrying the death knell for modern motion pictures can nuzzle on my sac.

In other, less head-shaking, opinions I have this week I have to suggest a movie. It’s not often when I chance upon something worth noting and usualy I keep these kinds of things to myself but I could not let another week go by without putting a rubber stamp embossed with an “APPROVED” in large Times New Roman font and red ink across LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. If you have a lady at home, or dude, I’m not one to meddle in these sorts of things, I can tell you that this is a date movie you both can agree on. It’s hard to find something that won’t leave you poking at your eyes with a spork but I have to give it up where it’s due. The entire cast is endearing, the story, while not all that compelling, is firm and the ending is good enough to be placed on the endings that won’t leave you wondering where it is you left your brain after having to sit through it. My vote, though, has to go to Alan Arkin for his turn as the family’s elder statesman. Although most would include him as a footnote in the movie I have to slide all my kudos his way. While the direction is remarkably flat, uninspired and fairly rote, Valerie Faris and Jonathan Dayton suprisingly letting me down in ways that their music videos just never did, it’s the really the people that inhabit this film which turn this little indie into a little indie that could. It’s not going to change the world, your outlook on it or make you question your existence but it is very worthy of your cash and that’s enough reason for someone like me.

THE PROTECTOR (2006)

Director: Prachya Pinkaew
Cast:
Tony Jaa, Mum Jokmok, Xing Jing
Release: September 8, 2006
Synopsis:
THE PROTECTOR is the highly anticipated full bodied action film starring International Martial Arts superstar, Tony Jaa (Ong Bak). His world shaped by ancient traditions, a young Thai fighter (Jaa) is called to defend his people and their honor after outsiders ruin all that is sacred. Fueled by desire to protect a way of life and avenge the wrong done to his family, he will bring the fight to their city. This film is also known as TOM YUM GOONG.
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Prognosis: Quasi Positive. When is anyone going to realize that trying to pepper my action trailers with exposition and helpful back stories of those in the movies is like going to whore only to have to listen to her blither on about how her day has gone before she’ll let you pitter-patter get-at’er?

Yeah, it’s like that.

I appreciate the effort, I do, especially in a movie starring Tony Jaa who, I might add, has made a tsunami sized impression into the hearts and minds of action aficionados state-side, but cut it. Get rid of it. I could care less about the road traveled by Jaa in order to become the ass-kicker exemplar of his peeps, I want to feel the noise and pain dropped down on my senses like a donkey punch to the gooch. But, since it’s there, I should point out why it just doesn’t do anything for those looking to blaze a few bucks at the megaplex.

First, talking about Jaa’s preferred form of martial arts, which seems to involve elephants and chicks who practice Tai-Chi in the mud, is kind of needless. Unless we see Jaa picking these skills up while practicing them on the scabbed and dirty underclass, delivering punches or exacting pain on the willing like it was free wet T-shirt night at the local nudie bar, I couldn’t care less. Actually, I could.

When we get to the emotional crux of how Jaa comes to be so consumed with ass-kickery of the Nth order I’m a bit let down. We just dwell on some hokey imagery of an old man dying in Jaa’s arms. Yes, this is perhaps needed in order to explain why he’s going from 0 ““ Pissed but we’re taking too long to get to the chewy center of what comes after all this explanatory BS.

It’s not until we are damn near a ¼ through this thing before we see Jaa leap in the air and deliver a double leg kick to two perfectly centered, perfectly equidistant, perfectly choreographed bad guys and that is really what’s at issue here. If we could get to the visuals first, fill in the back story later, I would be much more pleased at what follows and what follows is a whole lot of nonsense.

Who would ever ride their motorbike down an abandoned building’s narrow hallway and, if you were to do it, are you really the type to wear a helmet only to give Jaa the opportunity to sail over your swiftly approaching body and yank your ass off the seat by said helmet? I am delighted to ensconce myself in these sorts of perfect opportunities. To wit, Jaa cruising down a river that screams out pollution of the fecal variety only to be met with a helicopter that is loaded for bear and hovering mere inches above the water’s surface. This gives Jaa, again, the great opportunity to somehow situate one speedboat on its side while another swift moving boat conveniently launches into the body of the helicopter. It’s crap, sure, but I for one love it.

Oh, and who can deny the perfectly scored middle of this thing when some faceless, nameless opponent decides to fight hand-to-hand with Jaa in a room that’s a few inches deep with water? How the hell did this happen and why are we here? Who cares, right, when the result of these elements results in some more kinetic martial arts? By the way, I feel it’s my duty to also inform you that we also get a near subliminal flash of a lady’s skivvies and ample, ample, cleavage for no good reason at all; whatsoever. No need for it. But, hey, two thumbs up for the thought and much appreciated.

I am also a big, big fan of the moment here in this preview where Jaa screams out loud, with some muscle-bound whitey doing the same, the two of them yelling and running towards one another, with Jaa delivering a sweet double knee impact to this dude’s chest. The 13 year-old in me squeals with adolescent delight.

I’m not sure why or how you would get an off-road ATV on the second floor of an abandoned building, the same way that mo-fo on the motorcycle thought it was a good idea, but, again, this dude is also wearing a helmet for reasons that I realize but seem awfully absurd when you think of their line of work, but it all doesn’t matter when you see Jaa run and vertically run up the plate glass window in breathless slow-motion as ATV guy doesn’t think to throttle it back some before tossing his dumb ass out the window.

Again, it’s better if you don’t think these things through too hard.

THE DEPARTED (2006)

Director: Martin Scorsese
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, Ray Winstone, Vera Farmiga, Anthony Anderson, Alec Baldwin
Release: October 6, 2006
Synopsis: The Departed is set in South Boston, where the state police force is waging war on organized crime. Young undercover cop Billy Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio) is assigned to infiltrate the mob syndicate run by gangland chief Costello (Jack Nicholson). While Billy is quickly gaining Costello’s confidence, Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon), a hardened young criminal who has infiltrated the police department as an informer for the syndicate, is rising to a position of power in the Special Investigation Unit. Each man becomes deeply consumed by his double life, gathering information about the plans and counter-plans of the operations he has penetrated. But when it becomes clear to both the gangsters and the police that there’s a mole in their midst, Billy and Colin are suddenly in danger of being caught and exposed to the enemy ““ and each must race to uncover the identity of the other man in time to save himself.

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Prognosis: Negative. Okay, I tried not to laugh. It was the second time I went through it and I couldn’t help myself.

I remember when I watched CAPE FEAR, seeing Robert De Niro getting all sorts of ripped inside his cell right before he brought hell with him into the world, or even TERMINATOR 2 when Linda Hamilton was showing ladies that doing a few dips could help that turkey gobbler which used to be their triceps, I was impressed. Physical toughness is a way to imply toughness of one’s character. Sure it’s shallow but it’s an effective way to express certain traits of an individual without having to explain it. That said, though, when the Rolling Stones start playing in the background and the trailer opens with Jack Nicholson slowly walking across what looks like a service garage I’m all straight faced and into the vibe. When I see Leonardo DiCaprio doin’ dips in his cell block, looking like his hypopituitarism is severely preventing any muscle development of any kind except that one eyebrow muscle that always gets a workout, I laugh a little.

Please. Have him put his shirt back on. No one believes he’s any threat to anyone else besides the Lollypop Kids and even then he’s not statistically favored.

Now, I get that we’ve got Matt Damon on the side of the po-pos, along with Leonardo who’s going to deep, deep, deep undercover (I still like that movie”¦poor Eddie) and I guess the point is that they’re on the hunt to bring down Nicholson. I also see that for a man running such a large crime syndicate Jack has some of the best dental work that illicit activity can buy. I’m very impressed.

Leo is frontin’ like he shits nails as he sits in his boss’ office as he’s told that his assignment is only going to pay him minimum wage but that there’s bonus opportunities available. I think this is supposed to be comedic but I’m too intrigued in the jaunty banjo-like music playing in the background to notice. Marky Mark gets into the jollyness as he cracks wise, Leo comes face-to-face with our crime boss, a sacrificial lamb, really, as who the f u c k believes that DiCaprio could hold his own with the exception of his ankled (wink, wink) and I am all sorts of confused at the change in tempo.

The trailer downshifts into a hip-hop, FOUR BROTHERS, kind of beat and we run pretty quickly into the particulars of Damon’s job. It’s nice to hear his Bean Town accent again, and I apologize that I laughed again when I heard it come out of his mouth, boorish of me I know, but of all the dialogue we are allowed privy to we get, “There are parts of my job I can’t talk to you about.” Great. Is this OFFICE SPACE where Peter can’t tell his lady about his secret plan to rip off Initech? No, seriously, he can’t.

We get that Matt is on the hunt for the cop that’s in Nicholson’s crew. Long story short: Damon is on the take, has kept Jack out of jail all these years and if Damon can’t find out who it is then Matt gets capped. Okay, how’s this, why not just kill the cherub that obviously could play the human version of One of These Things Are Not Like The Others?

The tempo shifts, again, and we’re launched into an oldie but goodie that’s set against a backdrop of dudes hitting one another, guns, explosions, hey, there’s a guy falling from a building, a lot of bombast from Leo that’s kind of cute and there’s an uncomfortable feeling that there will be a lot of dead people by the end of the movie.

The trailer feels a little bush league and there’s not a lot of wow to it but I know people will give Marty a pass solely because it’s Marty and, holy shit, the man can do no wrong. There is, however, fistfuls of wrong in this ad.

SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS (2006)

Director: Todd Phillips
Cast: Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Heder, Jacinda Barrett, Michael Clarke Duncan, Dan Foglere
Release: September 29, 2006
Synopsis: In SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS, Jon Heder plays Roger, a beleaguered New York City meter maid who is plagued by anxiety and low self-esteem. In order to overcome his feelings of inadequacy, Roger enrolls in a top-secret confidence-building class taught by the suavely underhanded Dr. P (Billy Bob Thornton). Aided by his assistant, Lesher (Michael Clarke Duncan), Dr. P uses unorthodox, often dangerous methods, but he guarantees results: Employ his techniques and you will unleash your inner lion. Soon enough, the teacher sets out to infiltrate and destroy Roger’s personal and professional life. Nothing is off limits for Dr. P, not even the object of Roger’s affection. In order to show Amanda Dr. P’s true colors, Roger must rally his new friends and find a way to beat the master at his own game.

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Prognosis: Negative. What the hell?

Is this ANGER MANAGEMENT lite because this trailer just drips of uninspired tomfoolery, pratfalls and getting-smacked-in-the-nuts physical humor that should play well with the local yokels of Branson, Missouri, but should cause those who thought Todd Phillips was capable of razor sharp comedy just sigh and realize he’s dead-set on using one blade with no plans on changing it.

I think what’s wicked bad here is how we start off. I realize from the time Jane Austen could put pen to paper the notion of women and men not knowing how to come together in a way that’s anything less than awkward is just a trope that will never die but are we all that dense that we have to spend so long in the beginning to establish this?

Jon Heder, passing out from the complete and total and oh-my-gawd intensity of talking to a Real World starlet (how is she still getting work? I bet Milla Jovovich is pissed someone is taking all her 2nd tier roles), is socially inept and horribly incapable of acting like a positive contributor to the human race. He’s got no spine and needs one. Enter, stage left, David Cross, who tells him there is a class that hands out spines (wow, the timing!) and he should check it out. My buddies would relentlessly bust my balls until said spine would come in but since this is a movie our character is motivated by seeking 3rd party help let the wackiness ensue!

I give the trailer credit for allowing Thornton to use the pejorative “retard” to address the class of useless losers assembled to take this guy’s class; impressive as it is bold considering some group that will find that offensive.

So, establishing that this movie will need physical humor to set its jokes off we need a novel new way for dudes to hurt themselves in order to be amusing to the rest of us. Again, the trailer is heavy-handed in its presentation of this but the extended moment here of guys popping off a few paintballs at each other’s balls will ensure a few movie tickets are sold to that core demographic. Well done, sirs.

We move on through the movie’s progression, Heder actually grows a pair and gets the girl, but something happens as Thornton decides to movie in on his lady. Again, wasn’t this the basis for another directorially static production by a different name: ANGER MANAGEMENT? Enrage the other and watch all the zany things that are going to happen as a result? This isn’t a rhetorical question as the answer is yes to both queries.

So, the game is on between these two alpha males and, just like the paintball, (gasp!) we get more balls aimed at another dude’s balls. Great. I’m sure this is a quality comedy if all the physical humor involves high velocity objects entering another man’s twig and berries. Now, before I break bad completely on this flat, limp and uninspired comedy, I will give it a compliment. The scene of Heder and his cop buddies in the elevator who decide to try out a can of mace? The way they all retch and scream as the fumes and liquid invade all of their senses? That, friends, is funny. Nut smashing is so America’s Home Videos. Raise physicality to another level.

JACKASS 2 (2006)

Director: Jeff Tremaine
Cast:
Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius
Release: September 22, 2006
Synopsis: Chris Pontius, Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, and the whole crew are up to it again with the sequel to Paramount’s 2002 highest grossing film Jackass: The Movie.

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Prognosis: Shamefully Positive. I’ve got complaints, sure, but you know what I actually spent my money three times to see the first film. I can honestly state that since this movie’s release I hadn’t laughed as hard as I have at it until BORAT came around. It’s been a long time coming since the world has been given a full theatrical reason to bust a kidney or spleen from obnoxious and boorish behavior of fully grown men but I, for one, am hoping the second installment has the same element of surprise as the first one.

But first of all, come the fuck on.

This is the trailer and I have to endure nearly a ¼ of this thing’s running time just so Paramount and MTV Films can have their lame ass logo linger there, preventing me from getting some more of that infantile goodness?

“When it was released in 2002, People were outraged”

Yeah, easily forgiven as my man, the one who narrates most all of PBS’ Frontline shows (public television representin’, yo), uses his steely pipes to really drive home the absurd nature of how grandiose the first movie was.

“A new low” – Washington Times “¦. “A plunge into depravity” – Toronto Star

I like ads like this. The ones that flip pull quoting on its ear no matter how easy the joke is. This film embraces its obvious audience and I can’t imagine why any frat boy or 13 year-old kid wouldn’t find this an extra incentive to see the movie. Smart.

And just at the point where I was about to get ornery with there being no new footage I find, and I’ll just be upfront about it, I start giggling in that degenerative way when you know that 50% of the population is not about to get what is about to happen, I am looking at those possessing an XX chromosome here, as Knoxville sports a blindfold and then gets the horns of an attacking bull. Nice.

Party Boy pops up, always good for those moments when you need to stray into borderline homosexuality, as is the mark for all good male comedies; Steve-O offers his body to the science of human pincushioning; some asshole with more nuts than brains gets violently (read here: awesome!) yanked off a pier with a LOT of force; some fool decides to get wild with a fast moving shopping cart by riding one straight into a wall; I laugh out loud as Knoxville rides a bike strapped with a propellant of some kind; and I can’t believe that Don Vito, a much beloved side character from Bam Margera’s sideshow, is going to have a tooth yanked by having it attached to a string with the other end tied to a speeding car.

This movie fulfills some need in me; I admit it. I don’t know what that says about me as a person but when I see dudes behaving like this I can’t help a) to not care b) salivate at the notion that this movie is damn near here and c) watch this trailer again a couple more times.

 

September 7, 2006

The Fred Hembeck Show: Episode 71 – The Doctor Is In

Filed under: The Fred Hembeck Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:45 am

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Think you could possibly imagine the late Rodney Dangerfeld decked out in a long red flowing cape, making funny gestures with his fingers?

That pretty much describes Dr. Strange back in the earliest days of Marvel’s sixties revolution. Because, in the forty-five issues featuring the work of his visual creator, Steve Ditko, within the pages of Strange Tales 110-146 (editor Stan Lee was apparently so unsure of the character’s initial appeal that after a mere two episodes, he held the Master of the Mystic Arts out of the next two issues in a rare instance of wait-and-see judgment), the good Doctor was afforded little respect and but a single cover all to his – and Ditko’s – own.

One.

Uno.

And not only was it the enigmatic illustrator’s last foray into Doc’s dark dimensions, he didn’t even actually draw it!

Well, yeah, okay, he did – but he clearly never INTENDED what was ultimately fronting the July 1966 issue of Strange Tales to be the book’s cover.

Here – take a look…

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Nice, huh?

So was the interior story’s art – some of which might’ve looked mighty familiar to readers who’d immediately flipped open to Ditko’s baldly titled swan song after falling under the spell of that powerful cover.

Like this panel on page four…

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And then, a page later, the sight of the Doctor on this impressive full-page tableau no doubt caused many a fan to experience an immediate sense of deja vu…

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Take another, closer look at the masterful bit of production that is the cover of Strange Tales #146. Our hero was flipped, tilted and slightly enlarged (most noticeable on the leg shadings), while the ever inscrutable Eternity had his right arm flawlessly extended by some long forgotten Bullpenner (who also added some big black blobs of ink to flesh out the composition). A nice job, aided immensely by its rich color scheme .

I noticed all this recently when I decided to cobble up my own version of this Marvel Age classic…

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Dig this – Dr. Strange made it onto only eighteen of the Strange Tales‘ covers published during the Ditko era! Eighteen out of forty-five opportunities! Yeesh! The first one wasn’t until eight months in, either, on Strange Tales #118, and of that meager total, nine (including the big finale) consisted of small, smaller, and really teeny-tiny Ditko vignettes pasted up (check especially 137 – and all of the rest – over on this page at the Grand Comics Database). Eight of the others fell to the responsibility of lead feature Human Torch/Nick Fury cover artist, Jack Kirby – and as for the lone remaining one, well, we’ll get to THAT one later. More than once, Stan plastered a lamely apologetic blurb like the one found on the front of number 134: “Of course Dr. Strange is in this issue too – but we couldn’t find any place to put him on the cover!”.

Yeah? Well, I’m thinking maybe you coulda tried a little bit harder, Stan.

As it was, even with Kirby at the helm, Doc only managed to score equal or better pictorial billing on two of the King’s covers: 123 and 130. I’ve already drawn my own versions of both, writing them up to boot. (You can see for yourself by checking out these links to my gushing over the sublime delights of Strange Tales #123 #123 – and bitterly complaining about the Sorcerer Supreme upstaging the Beatles on the cover of Strange Tales #130 #130!)

No, Doc was afforded very little respect during the Ditko days, but after recently looking over all these covers, I think I’ve FINALLY figured out a mystery that’s been bothering comics fans for forty years now – why exactly DID Steve Ditko pack up and leave Marvel with no clear cut explanation back in mid ’66?

I’m thinking maybe it was THIS cover than pushed him over the brink…

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C’mon, how lame was THAT? Yeah, yeah – there must’ve been some sorta monumentally insurmountable deadline crunch for Stan to stat the splash page of that issues S.H.I.E.L.D. story into the hands of a less-than-enraptured seeming Dr. Strange (drawn by future Doc artist, Marie Severin) – but even as big a fan of the Fury feature as I was at the time, it still just looked silly to me. Imagine then how Mr. Ditko, with his very specific views, reacted when he first spied this image:

“‘Almost everybody reads S.H.I.E.L.D.!”? I don’t think so, I don’t think so at all! Trying to suggest that we unmask the Green Goblin as Norman Osborn was bad enough, but THIS time, Lee has gone way, WAY too far! That’s it – I’m leaving!”

Well, y’know, it MIGHT’VE gone down like that – who can truly say?…

And as for this episode of “The Fred Hembeck Show”, in the words of that final Ditko Doc entry, yes friends, you’ve reached the end at last!

(If you haven’t already zipped on over there, check out Hembeck.com when you get the chance!)

Copyright 2006 Fred Hembeck

September 6, 2006

Widge Goes Off Giant-Sized Annual #1!

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widgepic.jpgWelcome back. We survived DragonCon 2006, and as a result we provide you this very odd Giant-Sized WGO Annual with a slew of guest stars.

[CONTENT WARNING] This podcast contains foul language and a bunch of exhausted, punch drunk geeks.

DOWNLOAD: mp3 Format (66.9 MBs)

As for your Monday Morning Quarterbacking session, well…Jesus, did you see the box office? Boring as hell. Never mind. Go check out Box Office Mojo.

Special thanks to Exit Mindbomb for letting me use “Godzilla Will Rule You” from their album Happy Accident for my new WGO music. Check them out on MySpace here and I tried to link up as many songs as I could here.

Widgett Walls is the chief cook and bottle washer for Needcoffee.com. He’s also the author of Mystics on the Road to Vanishing Point and Magnificent Desolation. His personal blog is at OneTusk.com, which he updates when he feels like it. He lives and works in Atlanta, Georgia. He hardly ever sleeps.

Brat-halla #144: Norse Force – Special Honor

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by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

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September 5, 2006

Preachin’ from the Longbox – It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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This Week’s Sermon – “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”

September 5, 2006

“It’s the hap-happiest season of all,
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings,
When friends come to call,
It’s the hap- happiest season of all”

Andy Williams, “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”

No, it’s not the thought of the upcoming snowy winter days now that fall is around the corner or even the beginning of the school year that has me humming this little ditty over and over in my noggin.  It’s the return of a column favorite of mine.

Last year, I had a jonesin’ for combining one of my long-time passions, comic books, with another albeit more recent one, fantasy football.  And before your ask – Yes, I don’t really have a life but I’ve already come to terms with that fact so let’s move on.

Now, last year, I was huge and offered a team that crossed all publishing companies; both big and relatively small.  This year, things will be a little different.  I wanted to scale down a bit and focus in on only one company’s cast of characters.  But the hard choice was which one I wanted to choose for this year.

I was initially leaning towards DC since I grew up on most of their stuff until I hit my early teens.  I’ve always thought that DC had the more top-line heroes and villains.  But when you think about it, DC’s high character depth is somewhat limited.  I mean, outside of even the second tier people like Nightwing, Tempest, Deadshot, Black Manta, and Blockbuster, you really have to think, which sometimes I’m not a fan of doing as my column proves.

Next, I looked at Image’s roster.  And while they initially started out as a super-hero company (does anyone remember “Brigade” ““ I try not to and yet, I still do.  Thanks Marat), they went away from it for some time and only are just now coming back to it.  And plus, in the early days, most of the characters were just bad rip-offs of characters and/or ideas that existed in the Big Two (outside of a couple characters like Spawn and Savage Dragon).

The not-intentional funny man of comicsYou know which one was left ““ The House of Ideas, otherwise known as Marvel.  It was my teenage years when I first started reading titles like “Uncanny X-Men”, “Avengers”, “Ghost Rider”, “Fantastic Four” and the rest that the House that Stan, Steve, Jack and the best Bullpen around built.  And yet with that history, I haven’t been as loyal to them as I have DC.  I can’t explain why.  The reason could’ve been as simplistic like when I first started back reading comics, Marvel was in the middle of a creative dearth.  Or it could just have been Bill Jemas’ fault.

Because my knowledge of Marvel is somewhat limited to be generous, I was still on the fence on using them for this year’s draft. Then, “Civil War” happened.  Then the shipping delays followed and my decision was made for me.  I had to come to Marvel’s rescue; if for no other reason than to give the Zombies a reason to talk about something other than a calendar.

Alright, I’ve explained enough.  Here’s the PftL Fantasy Superhero Draft Rules and Guidelines for 2006:

  • Teams can only consist of six members (known as “The Legion of Super-Heroes Decree” ““ basically, if you have to ask for a group roll call every time a crisis arises, you should definitely consider scaling back your team.)
  • You can only use characters that exist solely within the Marvel Universe.  That means no Ultimate, MAX, Marvel 2099, Epic, or Icon titles, people.  Not that I’m knocking those other imprints but I’m a purist at heart.  Also, since there is only one company, you can draft heroes and villains.  I’ll even allow you to designate the time-period for the character.  Say for instance that you would like to use Yellowjacket back when he was first introduced a bad-ass in Avengers #59 instead of when he was a nutjob in the mid 80’s.  Yes, yes, I am the most gracious commissioner that you will ever know in your lifetime.
  • Be realistic in making your picks. For your set of reference, “realistic” is defined as trying to create a team that doesn’t have too many of the company’s most powerful or even iconic figures.  If I can be brutally honest with you for a sec, it’s too easy to cherry pick those tried-and-true characters like Spider-Man, Iron Man, Wolverine, and Captain America to be on your team.  When you come right down to it, any comic featuring said type of super-heroes would make for a boring read, in my humble opinion (and no, that’s not a veiled reference to “New Avengers”.  Why would you ask?).  Also, don’t forget that as part of the “realism” (if such a word can be used in the context of “drafting” super-heroes), you must recognize that there would be other “owners” that would be participating in said draft.  So if you select Captain America in the Round One, there would be a sure bet that Iron Man wouldn’t last to your next selection in Round Two.
  • A team leader must be specified within in your picks.  A superhero team must have a leader or they would just be called the Great Lakes Avengers. But having too many leaders is probably not a good idea either since
  • And the best thing about this draft ““ there’s no real way to keep score outside of creating some sort of HeroClix/Magic: The Gathering-style scoring system.  And if you’re into that kinda stuff, you would be pasty, afraid of bright lights, and forever locked away in your mother’s basement playing and not expanding your mind by reading this column.

As always, have fun with the draft and try to be as original as you see fit.  Believe me when I say that most of the fun about fantasy games is not in the winning per se but in the drafting.  Also, the bragging rights and money comes in a very close second.  

The team that I would draft would be called The Twin Cities Replacements:

 

The 1st Pick in the 2006 Preachin' from the Longbox Draft 

1. Captain Marvel (Genis-Vell) ““ Team Captain 

I want to say that this selection is for the character that was inexistence during the initial Peter David/CrissCross run before U-Decide turned the test tube baby of Mar-Vell turned loony.  Prior that that fateful debacle by Jemas, Genis-Vell was like a guy who was trying to find his way as a superhero but had all of the powers cosmic that his father possessed.  Later in the run, he began to display some leadership skills albeit through the assistance of the guy who he was bonded to – Rick Jones, the permanent whipping boy of Marvel U.  Get this, not only is Jones responsible for Bruce Banner turning into the Hulk but he had to sacrifice himself just so reality wouldn’t implode on itself.  If that wasn’t enough, his wife at the time, Marlo, almost did a Ross Geller to him ““ with Moondragon.  When your wife comes close to changing teams with a six-foot bald headed psionic woman, you’ve got to wonder what more could the writers at Marvel do to him other than change him into a Giant Turtle?  This selection of Captain Marvel would be the one with Jones bonded to him and I would make him the team captain since two heads, even if one is as messed up as Rick Jones’ is, has to be better than one.  

 

 The Second Pick in the 2006 PftL Draft

2. Captain America (Isaiah Bradley)

Now, he’s more known for his grandson, The Patriot, but other than The Truth: Red, White & Black mini, what is known about Isiah’s time as Captain America.  While he may not be as polished as Steve Rogers could be at the same time in his career, Bradley would have the super-solider serum in his system, almost the same equipment, and he looked pretty bad ass in the revised uni.  My only reservation with this selection is that he more than likely would have a hard time taking orders from Genis-Vell but I’m willing to take that risk.

 

The 3rd pick in the 2006 Pftl Draft

3. Joseph (Magneto Clone)

While I wanted to get a villain that was formerly a hero with this pick, I just couldn’t find one that I liked.  That is until I remember a lame X-Men storyline that had a Magneto-clone called Joseph and I figured that was good enough.  Joseph is like getting all the magnetic powers of Magnus Lehnsherr but without the baggage.  And as cool as Magneto could be, he wouldn’t play second fiddle to anyone, he would be a disruptive force within the team and he would only do things that would benefit him unlike Joseph who would do anything that would be asked of him; kinda like the lovesick and desperate Ericka on “Big Brother All-Stars”.  Except that Joseph wouldn’t walk around the team HQ with a pillow under his shirt and saying that Mike Boogie will be the father of the child.  Hey, Ericka, if a nickname like “Boogie” for a guy in his mid-30s doesn’t tell you to stay away, girl, you deserve what you get.

 

The 4th pick in the 2006 PftL Draft

4. Marvel Girl (Rachel Summers)

If you want a good telepath on your team, you’ve got to go the best of the best as far as breeding grounds, which is up in Westchester, NY at the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning.  I figured that most of the real good ones like Professor X, Jean Grey, and Psylocke would’ve been taken by now.  So, the offspring of an alternate timeline version of Scott Summers and Jean Grey can most definitely fit the slot.  Plus, she still has the link to Phoenix Force, so she can be a heavy hitter in case the team needs her.

 

The 5th pick in the PftL Draft

5. Ant-Man (Scott Lang)

A size changer is almost like a speedster in the regards that they can be found everywhere.  Their powers are good for espionage and surprise attacks so getting one would be a good selection at the five spot.  Luckily, for me, that in the Marvel Universe, Pym Particles rule so you can find more than a few heroes that fit this requirement.  And at pick #5, Pym and his wife have probably left the board so I’ll go for the guy who replaced Pym in the Ant-Man suit and who is presently taking a dirt nap.  Before he was axed, Scott Lang was a decent third tier superhero; a little bit bland but he was a good teammate.  It’s just too bad that he didn’t get the same treatment that Luke Cage got with the whole Avengers reboot.  But, on the bright side, he got some from Jessica Jones before he kicked the bucket.  If you’re going to go out, at least he got to hit it before he could quit it.  (Really, I’ve been watching too many episodes of “Big Brother”.)

 

The last pick in the 2006 PftL Draft

6. Scarlet Spider (Ben Reilly)

I decided to save this last pick for the most infamous replacement in all of Marvel lore.  Everyone remembers certain landmarks in Spider-Man history ““ how he got his powers, the death of Gwen Stacy, and the Black Symbiote Costume.  But if you mention the name Ben Reilly to a Spider fan, you would think that all of those pale in comparison to the outrage that the whole Spider-Clone saga gets.  Sure, the plot was flawed in everyway and the series has been identified as a case study in what not to do with one of the most iconic characters in comics.  I mean, the clone could do the same things as Peter Parker and his powers were even better when you consider that Venom had no effect on his spider-sense.  But now, he’s known for giving his new Spidey costume to Spider-Girl.  Even still, while the Ben Reilly/Scarlet Spider name can bring up the most hatred and venomous words from the diehards fanboys, I still like the style and look of the only ghetto Spider-Man.  I may be the only one but I think that Ghetto Spidey looks way better than the new Iron Spidey that out there presently, which in a few years will probably make its way to the MC2 universe.
 

So, there’s my team.  Do you think that you have it in you to do better?  So good that you can actually win something?  Well – do ya, punk?  Then what are you waiting for?  Start drafting.  Here’s the legal mumbo jumbo:

 

The Preachin’ from the Longbox Fantasy Superhero Team Contest Rules:

  • Follow the PftL Fantasy Superhero Guidelines that were stated previously in this column.
  • Create your own team and submit your Marvel-flavored superhero lineup along with your physical mailing address to The 2006 PftL Draft HQ. (You can just send your superhero list only or you can add your reasoning as I have above.  Although from what was submitted last time, the reasoning brings that much more to the table, if you know what I’m saying.)
  • Contest deadline is September 30th, 2006 at 11:59.59 PM PST. Only two entries per person. The winner will be notified by Sunday, October 1st, 2006. The winner’s name will be included with the October 2nd edition of “Preachin’ from the Longbox”. Anyone is eligible to enter this contest (including the boss).  The winner will be determined by a panel of one (yours truly) by reviewing the entry’s originality, overall team build and variety of characters used.

The winner will receive the following haphazard cavalcade of prizes:

  • One (1) Micronauts Acroyear Figure (Devil’s Due Publishing Exclusive)
  • One (1) Sky Strike Batman Figure
  • One (1) Gen13 Fairchild Figure (Another Universe.com Exclusive)
  • Issues #1-4 of Micronauts (Image) plus ’02 Micronauts Convention Special & Micronauts Mini-poster
  • One (1) Batman: Dark Legends TPB
  • One (1) Batman/Deadman HC by James Robinson and John Estes
  • One (1) Savage Dragon: A Force To Be Reckoned With HC 1st Printing Signed & Numbered Edition (#550/1000)
  • Assorted Posters from the PftL Climate-Controlled Prize Vault

(Damn, that’s a ton of stuff”¦)

As was the case last year, the October 2nd column will be one that is totally devoted to the entries that I would consider have some merit or are just too funny for me not to include.  So, send early and send often.  Actually, only send two but in my household, more than once for me is considered often.

And in case you missed it last time, here’s the link that will take you to the Preachin’ from the Longbox archives.  As the saying goes, “If you haven’t read it, it’s new to you.”

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A breaking PftL Update

I just got this email on Labor Day morning and thought that I would pass it along.  ACTOR – A Commitment To Our Roots, a non-profit organization that helps out comic creators from days past with medicals bills and with some financial support in an aspect that could be considered almost like a pension.  It’s a very noble cause and I try to support these causes since these guys are not benefitting from any type of ownership of the characters that they helped to create. 

Well, it seems that ACTOR has decided to change their name to The Hero Initiative.  While the loss of a cool acronym may affect the group’s identity initially, the change needs to happen since the organization’s golas are to help comics professionals, not those crazy Scientologists masked as Hollywood thespians.  (Or as Mel “A Few Too Many” Gibson would call them… Ah well, nevermind.)  Personally, I would compare this change somewhat similar to a change that happened in one of my fantasy football leagues - the name maybe new but the mission is still the same.  Okay, maybe they’re not totally compatible but you get the picture.

I’m off the Longbox this week. I’ll leave with the images of new logos for The Hero Initiative.  Remember, don’t forget to keep your bags and boards together and your continuity straight. Until next time”¦

-britt

The Hero Initiative Logos

 

 

 

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review, Desperate Housewives: The Complete Second Season

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 10:36 pm

 

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Desperate Housewives‘s season two was the NBA basketball game of TV shows Ñ¿ only the final minutes counted. You find out what happened, then you’re done.

Well, it wasn’t quite  that bad. But still. Before its second season,  Desperate Housewives was a show that galvanize network broadcasting, which was on the ropes thanks to competition from HBO, cable in general, sports channels, sports in general, video games, and everything else that floods this self-amusement ridden culture, including counter-programing on the other four networks.   DH is one of the shows that people point to when they say that episodic television is now better than movies.

Or they used to anyway. Something happened to  DH in season two, yet no one has been able to say just what it was exactly. For example, the new issue of  Entertainment Weekly simply refers to No. 2 as lacking No. 1’s “humor and dramatic unity,” while also getting show creator Marc Cherry to admit that he “learned a lot” toiling on the troubled S2. While everyone was pondering the flaws in  DH2, the other ABC shows –   Lost 2 and  Grey’s Anatomy 2 – continued to garner more prestige and obsessive viewers. I happen to have a theory about what, if anything, went wrong,   which I’ll get to shortly.

The new  Desperate Housewives: The Complete Second Season, The Extra Juicy Edition will give students of the show a chance to sit down and watch its second frame in rapid succession, and doing so may allow viewers to glean clues as to why the second season is bad, or at least widely considered to be inferior to the first.

I’m baffled as to why people think that. After all, this is the season when Gabrielle (Eva Longoria) had a jealous fight with a nun in a church, eventually setting her on fire. And speaking of fire, this is also the season where the accidental pyromaniac of last season faces a conflagration in her own home. This is also the season where Lynette (Felicity Huffman) and her husband change jobs and roles, and  where Bree Van De Kamp (Marcia Cross) watches like an angel of death over hysterical pharmacist Roger, whom she lets die in what would have otherwise been a theatrical suicide attempt. Then she abandoned her psychopathic son on an isolated road in the woods. And Susan (Teri Hatcher) broke up with her “plumber” boyfriend and fall back in with her untrustworthy husband, if only temporarily. Not to mention the season-long mystery of the thing or creature in the basement of the hour that new neighbor Betty Applewhite (Alfre Woodard ) just moved into.

Mary Alice

 

There was quite a bit of action on Wisteria Lane in the season, starting with the resolution of the cliffhanger from S1, and golf carting through all manner of hospital visits, fights, spyings, and psychological games. Personally, I’m a little baffled as to why some critics detected a falling off. Maybe S2 was a little  too chaotic, I don’t know; too me it seemed of a piece with the first season, while progressing forward into dark areas, especially in the Van De Kamp family (but I am a sucker: I am continuously surprised at how show writers can come up with new and interesting twists). There are some nice twists in this season; the Danny Elfman music still makes the show by setting a certain tone, jaunty, puppet like, racing, and for me it was a delight to see the normally invisible, because she is dead, narrator Mary Alice (Brenda Strong) pop up in special flashbacks: she has a fantastic voice but also a beautiful smile.

But if so, if there really was something wrong with S2 I think I know what the source of the problem is: Emmy whoring.  DH won five Emmys out of numerous nominations for its first season. This may have gone to the head of the sort of people who run  DH,  that is, people obsessed with awards and award ceremonies. On the new DVD set, creator Marc Cherry mentions a couple of times how this or that scene should have won an Emmy. If your goal is to achieve personal or corporate validation from awards, then you are thinking outside the box in a bad way; your eyes are on the prize, not on the substance of the scene, its place in the show, and the show as a whole.  DH won no Emmys in 2006.

But you can make up your own mind. Season two of  Desperate Housewives comes in a lavish package, the six discs in a folding multi-disc digipak with a see-through plastic holder. The 24 episodes, in excellent widescreen transfers, are spread over five discs, with the final platter holding all the supplements.

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These include a video interview with Marc Cherry and his mother, an inspiration for the show; a 10-minute segment on how a typical show (in this case, Ep 13) is created; a group interview with various contrasting TV moms from  Happy Days‘s Marion Ross to The Walton‘s Michael Learned. 

 

Making of

 

There are no audio commentary tracks, but Cherry provides one of sorts over a selection of his favorite scenes, plus over two story lines pulled from episodes for time; there is a profile of the show’s costumer, a promotional bit about the show’s sex scenes, a promotional summary of season one, a look at the  DH video poker game, and finally trailers for numerous other Disney shows and movies.

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Desperate Housewives: The Complete Second Season, The Extra Juicy Edition hit the stree on Tuesday, August 29, and retails for 59.95

 

September 4, 2006

Spook’d #93: Extreme Lair Makeover – The Right Materials

Filed under: Spook'd — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:30 am

by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

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Spook'd #93: Extreme Lair Makeover - The Right Materials

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Scrubs Blog: Picture Holiday

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Things are still awfully busy now that production has resumed, with everyone running around a bit right now – so this week we’ve got a blast-from-the-past quartet of behind-the-scenes pics from the Zach Braff directed Episode #408: “My Last Chance” (all photos by Robert Cheung, Best Boy Electric).  

Let me remind you, though, that in support of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, a Scrubs Scooter is being raffled off on October 7th. Tickets for the auction can be purchased online right now for $5.00, with all the money going to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. You can head over to the MS site and enter by CLICKING HERE And now, the pics… First off, Scene 30...

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EXT. FIELD – NIGHT  

J.D.
What are you doing?

JANITOR
It’s been four years. How do you
not get how this works?

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Balloon Light by Lights Up…

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 Rich Davis (Camera Operator), Zach Braff, John Inwood (Director of Photography), and Andy Rawson (Gaffer) entranced at Video Village

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Night Lights by Bebee…

Party Favors: Motherf’n Snakes

Filed under: Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:43 am

 

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DURHAM — My summer is complete now that I saw those Motherf’n Snakes on a Motherf’n Plane at the Motherluvin’ Starlite Drive-in. It was a beauty to behold above my hood ornament. The film started out rather slow which is good cause at the Drive-in, you want to get some make out time in the microbus. But when the plane took off and the snakes went after the passengers, it was pure bliss. The theater is beneath a flight path so periodically the lights of a plane would appear in the night sky. I wonder if those people knew that there could be snakes on their plane!

It’s a damn shame the film didn’t smash box office records. But maybe this is a film that is too scary for our times. People don’t want to imagine how they’d fight back against the snakes on a plane that has nothing more dangerous than a spork.

Maybe the weak box office is from putting together two things folks fear the most – poisonous reptiles and airplanes. In the future, studios will restrict their horror flicks to only one scary element. This dooms my new project about a Great White Shark eating people at the DMV.

Kevin Smith is supposedly wanting to get in on the horror action. I’ve got this new idea The Headhunter. It’s about a corporate headhunter who finds clients their dream jobs by locating the positions and killing the person that’s already in that job. Pinstripes and blood! Maybe a massacre at a corporate retreat. I got some twists for the script, but you have to pay to experience them. Unlike Paris Hilton, I don’t give away the money shots on the internet.

UNDERGROUND DELIGHTS

The Underground in Raleigh, North Carolina is now my favorite restaurant. It’s a small bistro tucked in the basement of Charlie Goodnight’s Comedy Club. And while that’s probably the set up to a joke about serving old watermelons smashed by Gallagher, I can assure you that it’s a land of serious dining.

It’s a small plate joint so there’s no doggy bags. Which normally causes me great pain when I leave a table without tomorrow’s lunch all wrapped up and ready to reheat. But the dishes are amazing. Chef Dan Taylor shops at the local farmers’ market so the menu changes with what’s really in season around here. There’s no usual favorites. And he’s very creative with his combinations. We had this crab cake that used potatoes so they puffed up. This is the type of food play I’d expect served up on Iron Chef episodes that aren’t about shark’s tale and otter claws. If you ever find yourself in Raleigh; don’t drop by my house. Instead, call up Dawn at  (919) 664-8704 and make a reservation at the Underground for dinner. Odds are you’ll find me savoring a tasty duck entree or the lobster ravioli.

It hurt me to watch Flavor Flav destroy the huge lobster on the new season of Flavor of Love. I could handle seeing the one girl take a dump in his living room. A mega-lobster is a dream dinner of mine (something I’ll eat after winning the Megabucks). Flav busting its claw like he was trying to remove a cellphone from the blister packaging is sacrilege.  I’m not sure how many pounds that lobster weighed, but I cried that much in tears. That lobster gave his life for fine eating and not to be turned into a Three Stooges prop.

Why does Spike have to butcher up the Stooges on the weekend? Sunday morning, I’d like to see a like Moe in motion, but everytime I turn t the channel, it’s a stinkin’ commercial. Would it kill Spike to treat its viewers with respect? I need to Netflix the Sony collections cause I’m not paying so much for so few episodes. I must see “Uncivil Warbirds.” That’s comedy. How come instead of that Ultimate Fighting show, they don’t have The Stooge Challenger where idiots attempt to recreate a Stooges episode without using stuntmen or fake props? I’d watch it. Of course if they make the show and don’t pay me, I’ll sue Spike TV and be able to afford a ten pound lobster. Wonder if they can cook that up for me at the Underground?

WHITE WASH TRASH

Is it only in Raleigh that people in trendy neighborhoods are covering their expensive brick homes with white paint? Is this a national trend or merely local idiots upholding a dork tradition?

LUX LIVE

Luxuriamusic.com now has live DJs playing those swank sounds. After five years, the dream is back. This is the internet radio station that was marked for death by Clear Channel and was stolen back by the fans. I’m so proud that for once, a small band of diehards were able to stick it to the man. And they did it with a funky beat.

THE EMAILS WERE LIES

I’m at a sorority house at 2:30 in the morning. Under normal circumstances, the story would involve the phrase: “and then after posting bail….” But not this time. I was helping with a live satellite feed to morning shows across America about campus fire safety. Did you know that there are plenty of stupid kids going to major colleges? My favorite was a guy who decided to defrost his mini-fridge in the dorm by using a candle. Did I mention he didn’t turn off the fridge? And get this, he left the room for a couple hours with the candle still going. And the funny part is that it burned down half the dorm. Damn shame that this wasn’t a question on the SAT so that dorks don’t get into schools.

While we were working at the sorority house until the sun came up, none of the girls asked me any questions about how they can improve the internet cameras in their shower room. How come I get email every day from sorority girls wanting me to see them showering at the house when these girls don’t have one? Is this just another internet lie on the scale of my wikipedia entry? The sad part is that I showed up for the shoot with a Bill O’Reilly approved falafel. He likes seeing women use them in the shower.

SAYING NO

Dr. Phil’s people have called me three times now begging for me to appear on his show. He really wants to explore my “Slacker WIth No Shame” lifestyle. But he can’t handle the truth. And I don’t think my life can fully be explored at 9 a.m. on broadcast TV. I’m late night HBO. I don’t want to scare sick children. Hopefully Dr. Phil’s weasel won’t try to suck up to me with a fruitbasket. I can resist a fresh pineapple. I will however accept a free trip to Cathouse. I can work out some issues with an intense therapy session with Bridget the Midget.

Can the IRS tax me for comp sex at a brothel? They’re going after the Oscar gift baskets. I’m delighted that the comp circus is getting screwed up. Too many E! specials about the freebies is pretty pathetic.

PARIS VS KFED

The loser of this battle of the golden throats: People with ears.

TRIPLE DIP DELIGHTS

Remember the first time your favorite movie came out on DVD? Think back all those five or six years. Weren’t you excited? And try to capture the feeling you had when they announced a few years later when they’d have a special edition hitting the shelves with tons of bonus features and the promise of a remastered video transfer? And you bought it because damn it, you wanted those kick ass bonus features. You tolerated the double dip into your wallet because they got it right this time.

Well this year the studios have gone for the triple dip! Scarface,, James Bond, and Frankenstein are begging to become triplets on your video shelf. How many times does New Line expect folks to repurchase the various Lord of the Rings titles? And George Lucas is about to pull an amazing fast one on Star Wars fans. This month he releases the first three films (Phantom Menace and its poor cousins get to the back of the line) with a bonus DVD containing the original theatrical cuts. It was all the buzz when it was announced. Of course Lucas immediately deflated the joy of those who wanted to see Han shoot Greedo first. He announced that he’ll be just yanking this transfer off the laserdisc master. It’d be non-anamorphic with no real retouching.

But this isn’t Lucas’ greatest sin against fans. What’s leaked out is that next year for the 30h anniversary, he’s going to once more buff up the films and put them out in a mega-boxset. The original cuts will be included. So those of you who run down to Best Buy this month for the limited edition DVDs, will be contemplating buying another DVD of Empire Strikes Back in less than a year. And they aren’t even talking about the upcoming boxset being in an HD format. What’s the point?

Right now I’m staring at the Frankenstein and Dracula DVDs that Universal is shipping out at the end of September. I bought the first versions that came out in 1999. And I was pretty happy with them. When they re-issued them in 2004, I didn’t mind because they also threw in all the follow-up movies in the collection at a low price. I want my House of Dracula in the collection. Plus they threw in mini-busts of Bela, Boris and Lon as their classic monsters. Hugh Hefner has them above his bed in the The Playboy Mansion. But now the monsters are back and I’m going to fight them off. The only real bonus on each seems to be documentaries on Boris and Bela. I can’t pull the trigger on this purchase. Mostly because I know Mrs. Corey is holding a gun if they show up in the mail. I’m not a wuss. Women have that “you already own two copies, what do you need a third one for?” look in their facial vocabulary. It’s followed by the “does your mom still have space for you in the basement” lip rise.

In a few years, I’ll be wanting to upgrade to HD on a lot of titles. What’s the point in rebuying outmoded technology? Do you see me waiting for Best Buy to stock The Best of Loverboy on 8-track? MGM will be releasing new versions of the James Bond DVDs in a few months. I’m still happy with my complete collection that bought four years ago. Do I really need to upgrade Octopussy? I’m holding out till it’s HD upgrade time for 007. And even then, it’s only going to be the Connery collection that needs the 1080i action along with On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. Are you laughing? It’s the most emotionally complicated Bond film. I don’t think we could have accepted Connery in the role. We’ll argue this out later. But for now let it be known that I won’t be getting any HD versions of The World Is Not Enough or Tomorrow Never Dies.

The funny thing is reading about a slowdown in DVD sales. Maybe studios could make a little more money if they wouldn’t keep recycling titles?  I shouldn’t be too harsh on Universal since they do have dipped into their vaults for a few more afternoon creeps that haven’t been warhorsed on DVD. 

The Boris Karloff Collection contains The Tower of London, The Black Castle, The Climax, The Strange Door and Night Key on three dvds.  It’s nice that Boris is getting the same treatment as Bela Lugois received last Halloween season. Although those five titles were crammed on one flipper DVD.  Inner Sanctum Mysteries: The Complete Movie Collection packs Calling Dr. Death, Weird Woman, Dead Man’s Eyes, The Frozen Ghost, Strange Confession and Pillow of Death onto 2 DVDs. These hour long chillers starred Lon Chaney Jr so it’s kinda his boxset. The folks at Universal have decided to be extra busy by putting out The Classic Sci-Fi Ultimate Collection with the science scary Tarantula, The Mole People, The Incredible Shrinking Man, The Monolith Monsters and Monster on Campus. All of these sets come out on Sept 19. How does Universal expect someone to still have money for the Dracula and Frankenstein DVDs that come out the next week? It must be noted that the Sci-Fi boxset is a Best Buy exclusive deal. But I’ll deal with the devil to see the Jack Arnold classics.

WES VS. THE DAN

Steely Dan’s intervention letter to Wes Anderson is posted in my discussion section. Why are the Dan more creative with their letters than their last two albums? I even grew to love Gaucho, especially after my girlfriend ran off with a latin american slimeball. My heart knew what those Babylon Sisters were shaking. But their comeback records just didn’t make me want to come forward in my passion for Donald and Walter. I blame the road for the quality of the music. They had to write music that they could play live. There could be no delicate moments that were found on Aja.

As far as their advice to Wes Anderson goes, someone needs to tell the guy that he’s working himself into that “only for the devoted” attitude. Wes has been on a creative decline since the second half of Rushmore. What was the point of the third act? Wes has mistaken artifice for entertainment. I’m still bitter at buying Life Aquatic instead of renting it. That film ruined my spoof of Blue Water, White Death that were had a production company nibbling to create.

There needs to be a reality show where Steely Dan shows up and saves artists who are in the process of screwing over their career with their genius. Of course the first episode would feature Walter and Donald shoving Kevin Federline into a wood chipper. Not that KFed is a rapping genius. We just need a ratings grabber.

WHY?

How could Fox dump Jillian Barberie as the NFL Weather gal? I’m blaming Joe Buck’s wife. I haven’t heard anything on the record, but I sense that Mrs. Buck knows that she can’t compete with Jillian’s heels. Damn all those at Fox that brought an end to an era. It’s a good thing my team is in the AFC so I won’t have to watch Fox’s pregame shows.

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review, Seven Samurai

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:33 am

 

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As I’ve noted elsewhere, we seem to be experiencing a rush of great DVD releases. This flowering, this elevation, of DVD content may be a coincidence, or it may be the last gasp of DVD before Blu-Ray or HD-DVD take over. Or it may just be “fall,” when, traditionally, the movie industry “gets serious.” But whatever the reason, DVD collectors are grateful for such recent notable titles as the box sets of Rohmer and Malle, Powell’s  A Canterbury Tale, the  Mr. Moto set, and the box of Jayne Mansfield movies. Also among them was  Apocalypse Now: The Complete Dossier, the latest version of a film that continues to reveal new facets and spark interesting commentary. It can be endlessly watched and endlessly debated.

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Another similarly rich movie is  Seven Samurai, coming out from Criterion in a new three disc set Tuesday, September 5 (and retailing for $49.95). Thanks to the new commentary track and the two big supplements, I learned this time around that the movie  should be called  Seven Ronin. It seems, if I understand the chat correctly, that the seven warriors coming to the aid of a small village annually raided by brigands, are masterless samurai, i.e., ronin. In fact, according to one of the experts on the disc, the real samurai, which made up five per cent of the population in the 16th century when  Seven Samurai is set, were often merely bureaucrats filing paperwork for their bosses.

 

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But that is just one nugget amongst many. And the film is well worth seeing again anyway because  Seven Samurai is one of the great works of cinematic “existential humanism,” perhaps the best “philosophy” for making great, high art films, and most post war European films fall broadly into this category (you might also call it the Janus Films philosophy). Kurosawa’s innovation is to marry it to an action film, and his ability to elicit beautiful movement from his camera, from his cast, and, more theoretically, from his narrative, serve to, so to speak, embed his views, rather than make them the point of a given scene.

 

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I’ve just re-listened to the Michael Jeck audio commentary track, often heralded as the gold standard of audio commentary tracks, and which also appears on the original DVD, which bore spine number 2, and which also shares with the new set the movie’s theatrical trailer. Also included then but now missing were an essay by David Ehrenstein and, for those lucky enough to get the earliest pressings of the disc, a restoration demonstration that was later removed.

I’ve also listened to the new commentary track recorded for the new release, still labeled CC No. 2 so it supersedes the old disc. The new commentary is an edited group effort that begins with Stephen Prince, and proceeds through David Desser, Tony Rayns, Donald Richie (who emphasizes the influence of Soviet cinema on AK), and Joan Mellen. The set also comes with a 60-page booklet that includes essays by Kenneth Turan, Peter Cowie, Philip Kemp, Peggy Chiao, Alain Silver, Stuart Galbraith IV, Toshiro Mifune, Sidney Lumet, and Arthur Penn.

 

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This is a three disc set and the first disc, which has the first half of the movie, also features a suite of trailers and teasers, and a production stills and poster gallery, combining to present about 40 images. The second disc, besides offering the second half of the film, features the 55-minute episode on  Seven Samurai from the Japanese television series  It’s Wonderful to Create (segments of this series also appear on other Criterions). From it, we learn that there was a first scene that was stuck from the film in which the brigands attack an earlier, different village, and then the doc runs through the script writing process, the film’s music, problems in shooting the “burning water mill” sequence, and other cruxes. It’s highly entertaining and informative, with many alum of the production telling funny anecdotes. It’s also filled with shots of the much-worked over script and costume test footage.

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Finally, disc three has two big supplements.  My Life in Cinema is a two-hour TV interview with Kurosawa from 1993, probably arranged to help promote his then recent and it turns out last film  Madadayo. It’s conducted by fellow helmer Nagisa Oshima, a wholly different kind of director, but who acts with deference towards his elder. It’s a good nuts and bolts interview, talking about AK’s background and how he does what he does. Oshima begins by asking about Kurosawa’s ethnic background (the director was unusually tall), and Kurosawa avers that there may have been some Russian interbreeding way back in his family’s past (which makes an interesting connection with Richie’s points).

The second is  Seven Samurai: Origins and Influences. This is an original documentary, made by Criterion. It’s divided into three parts. The first covers the history of the samurai in Japanese culture. The second part covers earlier samurai films, with clips from early silent films featuring rather stagy, balletic sword fights. The final part covers the innovations to the genre that Kurosawa wrought. This effort provides a good grounding in all that goes into the samurai legend, thanks to the various commentaries, who make up the same scholars doing the commentary, with one exception, and should inspire newer fans to get caught up via such books as Alain Silver’s  The Samurai Film, along with books by the scholars summoned to commentate.

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Criterion has a new, softer look and a new logo, introduced a few movies back, but this is the release that is probably going to introduce it to the consumer. This set will be a bestseller.

 

 

Game On! 9-2-2006

Filed under: Game On! — admin @ 2:29 am

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Y’know what sucks? When you go to play a PSP game, only to find that the battery is dead. Then, even worse, you go to charge it, keeping it plugged in for about an hour or so, only to have it STILL not work. Apparently, the battery in my PSP no longer holds a charge. This sucks. So, there I was, with my portable gaming system, playing with it STILL plugged into the wall, making it highly less portable. Ah well, least the game was good. Let’s get one with this week’s reviews.

ROWS OF HOES

saintsrow.jpgThe sandbox genre is becoming a very popular style of gameplay nowadays, made famous of course by the free-roaming, do-anything GRAND THEFT AUTO series. Now, yet another young upstart is staking it’s claim to the open world genre, and it takes some big cues from the GTA series. Hell, more than cues, it outright copies many things flat out. I’m speaking of course of SAINTS ROW, the suped-up, next-gen heir to the throne of all things thugish AND rugish.

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Rockstar must be blushing to beat the band. SAINTS ROW doesn’t even try to hide the fact that its inspiration comes from GTA’s most recent iteration, SAN ANDREAS, with it’s full on thug-culture and hip-hop heavy soundtrack. The gangsta lifestyle is in full effect here, and just as with SAN ANDREAS, it’s, yes, fun to play. Stealing cars, pimpin’ hoes, shooting rival gangs”¦yes, the game is violent, it’s unethical, and well”¦it’s just what you’d expect of a game that emulates GTA in every aspect.

It isn’t totally outright a copy though. No, there are actually some aspects of the series that it improves on. The targeting, for one, is much easier to handle in SAINTS ROW. Using an FPS style rather than GTA’s irritating lock-on system, you’ll be poppin’ caps in fools in no time. The driving also seems refined, and cars handle with accuracy and each drives differently than the last.

There’s some fairly deep customization here, too. Right from the start you can make your character look however you want, changing his face contours, race, hairstyle, whatever. Don’t like how your character looks midway through the game? Well, just take him to the local plastic surgeon. Hell, that even helps lower your notoriety with the local police and rival gangs! You can also outfit your character with clothing, bling and other accoutrements at the various shops around town, as pimp your ride too, with various body kits, paint jobs and rims.

The main story has you joining up with the 3rd Street Saints as they try to take back the row from three rival gangs. As you progress through the story missions, you must gain respect in order to go from mission to mission, which you do by taking out rival gang members or doing side activities. Some of these side activities are familiar, such as Hijacking and Mayhem, but there’re a few new ones for the genre, such as Insurance Fraud and the Escort missions. For Insurance Fraud, you basically go to a busy intersection in town and fall down in front of cars, collecting money if they hit you. The bigger the dive you take, the more you rake in. Escort missions have you driving a stripper and her client around town, avoiding the paparazzi so they can finish up their “business”. There’re a wide variety of things to do around town.

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The main thing that will separate SAINTS ROW from GTA (until the next-gen version comes out next year that is), however, is its online game. SAINTS ROW boasts a robust variety of multiplayer games, from standard co-op to cool multiplayer missions such as “Protect The Pimp”, and “Drop the Chains”. In “Protect the Pimp”, two teams compete. One has the “pimp” and must protect him from the other team as they attempt to cross-town. Simple enough, except that the pimp has reduced health, but a single hit-kill “pimp hand” attack. “Drop the Chains” has teams collecting bling and dropping it off in certain areas for rewards. Carry more than four chains, and you show up on the radar to be taken out. There’s so much to do online that most players will find themselves whiling away the hours in online matches once they finish the game’s already deep 40-hour single player mode.

It may not be the most original game, but it certainly is a shitload of fun. And while it pushes the envelope in ways that GTA hasn’t (there seems to be an over abundance of the word “cock” that I have yet to see it’s equal in gaming) it certainly shows where it comes from. And while it’s pretty and controls well in high definition, there still remains the problematic pop-up of draw distance, but I guess we’re sued to that from this genre. All in all, it’s a good time being bad.

One Gamer’s Opinion:
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“ULTIMATE” IS ANOTHER WORD FOR “BALLS TOUGH”

ugng.jpgFans of the old school side scrollers be far warned; the master is back. The GHOSTS N GOLBINS series is notorious for being amazingly fun and amazingly difficult all at the same time, and its newest entry in the series, ULTIMATE GHOSTS N GOBLINS for the PSP is no different. It’s a fine example of what gaming has been before, and what it should always be. Entertaining, challenging and a great looking game.

Once again taking the mantle of Arthur, the knight in the boxers, you set out to rescue the fair Princess Prin Prin who once again finds herself captured by nefarious baddies. Arthur must run, jump and battle all the gruesome ghoulies across the countryside in an updated form of the classic games of old. In what is quickly becoming known as “2.5D”, two dimensional characters are being set against three dimensional backgrounds in a cool mesh of graphics that really look well on the handheld console (seen also with Capcom’s MEGA MAN X: MAVERICK HUNTER).

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This newest game updates the look with 2.5D, but the gameplay is wholly GNG. Arthur collects power-ups and new weapons, all the while fighting uglies and trying not to lose his armor and fighting in his skivvies. They’ve added a few new tricks to his repertoire, such as the ability to (finally) throw attack is just about any direction (not just forward, but above and below you as well), adding a shield (which degenerates over time) and magic attacks as well. Arthur can also grab ledges and climb up or drop down from overhangs as well. His arsenal of moves is increased by new weapons types (like boomerang scythes and multi-shot crossbows) and magic attacks.

And while there’s a wide variety of skills at his disposal, they still haven’t corrected the series main flaw. Arthur still has trouble jumping and running at the same time. Still, control is tweaked enough that this isn’t a huge problem. Never will you find a moment of holding still as you constantly roam the levels, killing everything in sight and running toward the end goal. The three selectable skill levels (Novice, Standard and Ultimate) all offer unique challenges for the familiar and unfamiliar to tackle, and Ultimate will truly challenge those who’ve even conquered the previous entries with ease.

For old school fans, this one is a no brainer. It’s quality gaming with and old school feel and a new school look. New moves, classic gameplay and all around amazing adventure. A must own.

One Gamer’s Opinion:
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Strange how this week’s reviews worked out, eh? One emulates and outright copies one game, and one pays homage to another, while actually being a legitimate sequel. Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery, even when you’re imitating yourself, I guess.

September 1, 2006

Take Me Home Blog #8 – LET THERE BE SITE

Filed under: Production Blogs,Take Me Home Blog — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:41 am

 

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I’M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU (because you aren’t family)
I’ve had a Take Me Home website done for about four months now. I was going to revamp it; make it a little more “user-friendly” for the whole lot of you. But then I realized that what was more important was that you guys and gals get to see how we’re trying to appeal to THE MAN. No, I don’t mean Randy “Macho-Man” Savage, I mean the people in power, our prospective investors. The site was designed to be professional, even (dare I say) tasteful. Regardless, I’m pretty excited about it; I think it’s a good site. If anything, it’ll give you all a little more perspective on exactly the type of film we’re making.

THE BIG TEASE
Not to mention, there’s actually a decent teaser trailer we made specifically for the site. We shot it in three days, edited it in two. It cost us under a grand, but I think you folks will agree it’s looks a heckuva’ lot pricier. Most importantly, it gives our investors something concrete; they can see this movie’s potential.

AND, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
To give you a little more perspective on exactly how desperate we’d become with our ex-potential investors, take a look at the “FOR OUR INVESTORS” link on the main page. It’s basically a last-ditch effort to get these guys to put their money where their mouth is (or was”¦and then wasn’t).

Anyway,

TAKE A LOOK-SEE:

http://www.takemehomemovie.com

COMING NEXT WEEK:
“Well, the Hail Mary failed”¦ how “˜bout a first down?”

-Sam Jaeger

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