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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 12/30/11: Ring Out The Old

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    After Tim Burton’s abysmal take, I was quite leery of any new attempts to return to the Planet Of The Apes franchise. Well, I was pleasantly surprised that Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) manages to present an enjoyable take on the material as an origin story, bringing us back to the initial uprising of the apes led by a newly-intelligent (medical experiment!) chimp names Caesar (the always mo-cap impressive Andy Serkis). Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    Still looking for the perfect stand for your smartphone? Try the Milo Micro-suction Stand ($14.99). As you can probably guess, the curved stand keeps your phone (or mp3 player) in place via the awesome power of suction. Miraculous!

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    Remember when we were all mourning the cancellation of Futurama? Such a long time ago! And here we are two seasons into its revival with the release of Futurama: Volume 6 (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), featuring 13 brand new episodes, audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    A sequel was inevitable, so it should come as little surprise to you that Jack Black returns in Kung Fu Panda 2 (Dreamworks, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), which finds Po and the Furious Five up against an all new villain. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    There are plenty of companies diving into their deep catalogues for Blu-Ray release, but the only studio that is consistently ace with every restoration project they undertake is Warner Bros. The latest to benefit from their incredible acumen is the Judy Garland romance Meet Me In St. Louis (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which is absolutely stunning. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, an introduction from Liza Minnelli, the Lux Radio Theater broadcast, and a music-only track.

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    I didn’t know what to expect from the remake of Fright Night (Touchstone, Rated R, 3D Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), but I was pretty sure I would enjoy the performance of David Tennant as reluctant vampire hunter Peter Vincent. And you know what? I did enjoy his performance, and I enjoyed the movie as well, as perfect late-night weekend viewing, with plenty of dimensional scares to justify picking up the 3D version. Bonus materials include featurettes, outtakes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    There’s something about Velvet Goldmine (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) that very much feels like a late-90’s indie film, which it is, and a fine one at that. If you’ve not seen it, it’s a fictionalized look at the personalities and excesses of the glam era – not to name names, of course – starring Ewan McGregor, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, and Christian Bale. Bonus materials on this new Blu-Ray include an audio commentary and the theatrical trailer.

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    Shame it’s gone direct-to-DVD (not even Blu-Ray) here in the US, because Burke & Hare (IFC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) is a lovely little black comedy from director John Landis, starring Simon Pegg & Andy Serkis as the infamous pair who murdered to profit in the black market of medical cadavers in 19th century Edinburgh. Bonus materials include interviews, outtakes, and a featurette.

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    The main reason to check out Warrior (Lionsgate, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), about a haunted ex-Marine who attempts to pull the fragments of his life together and win an MMA tournament, is for the lead performance of Tom Hardy, who could make just about anything watchable. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    Now that we’ve moved beyond the still-wonderful episodes into the seasons I don’t really care about, the release of something like The Simpsons: The Fourteenth Season (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.99 SRP) don’t exactly have me excited. Still, even if the shows themselves are largely duds, there’s no denying that the team behind the show know how to load up a release, including entertaining audio commentaries on every episode, featurettes, deleted scenes, sketches, and more.

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    I don’t understand its appeal, but I know there are plenty of fans out there eager to pick up their very own copy of Archer: Season Two (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). The 2-disc set sports all 13 episodes, plus featurettes.

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    If you’re in the mood for a heartwarming tale of a dolphin with a prosthetic tail that just so happens to star Morgan Freeman in a role that isn’t the dolphin, then you might want to check out Dolphin Tale (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which is all of those things. Bonus materials include featurettes, an additional scene, and a gag reel.

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    It didn’t arrive in time to mention it in the holiday shopping guide, but now that you’re burdened with all of that holiday cash, now’s the time to pick up the latest in Hot Toys’ line of stunningly-accurate Marvel 12″-scale figures from the fine folks at Sideshow Collectibles. The latest is Steve Rogers himself – Captain America ($169.99) – as played by Chris Evans in the recent feature. I’d hazard to say you never seen a scale outfit recreation as detailed, accurate, and impressive as this, as every little texture and stitch, buckle and belt is perfect. And you know you need him standing next to your Iron Man and Thor, as you march towards a full line of Avengers.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 9/3/10: iGo On The Road

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Instead of nice comprehensive sets, Nickelodeon continues to parcel out their new iCarly releases as single disc clutches of episodes, the latest of which is iCarly: iSpace Out (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), which contains the titular 3rd season episode in addition 5 more, plus a bonus episode of Victorious.

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    Hey, so you know how much you love the original Star Trek, and all of its wonderfully stylish props? And how you always wanted some of them for your very ownself, preferably at a reasonably low price? Well, you can get your very own light-up and sound-effect capable Star Trek Tricorder ($49.99). See? All better now.

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    After a disappointing, featureless jump ahead to release the 20th anniversary season over a year ago, the proper, feature-laden thirteenth season of The Simpsons (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) arrives on DVD with the full range of audio commentaries on every episode, deleted scenes, featurettes, animation showcases, galleries, commercials, and more. And, in a first for these early seasons, a Blu-Ray edition ($59.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    Doctor Grumpy McSourWooster returns in the compete 6th season of House (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), which features 21 episodes full of exotic diseases, last-minute diagnoses, and perfunctory cures, all wrapped up in a bitter, argumentative bow. The 5-disc set contains audio commentaries, featurettes, and an exclusive short. A Blu-Ray edition ($74.98 SRP) is available with identical bonus features.

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    Chronicling a turbulent, deadly decade in Yorkshire England, the 3 films that comprise the Red Riding trilogy (MPI, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) are an epic, Once Upon A Time In America look at a town that that’s torn apart by Thatcherism, crime, corruption, and plain old human misery. Taken as a whole, they’re a bitter, yet compelling, dramatic pill to swallow. Bonus features include interviews, featurettes, deleted scenes, and interviews.

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    When it comes to ABC’s new comedies last year, the one I liked the most was Modern Family. The one that left the least impression on me was The Middle (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP), which plays like a watered down version of Modern Family – which is a shame, since stars Neil Flynn and Patricia Heaton are quite capable of doing much more than the writers are giving them. Hopefully, the second season will pick up the slack. The 3-disc set contains all 24 1st season episodes, plus a pair of featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    In what must the 50th home video edition, Sam Raimi’s gory, goofy low-budget indie horror flick Evil Dead (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.97 SRP) arrives in high definition, looking better than it has in the past, but still clearly rooted in its cheapie past. Bonus materials include a new audio commentary, featurettes, a make-up test, still gallery, theatrical trailer, and TV spots.

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    Its failure really isn’t surprising, as Flashforward (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) contained a cutesy sci-fi gimmick – the whole world passes out and sees the future before regaining consciousness – and simply couldn’t sustain an interesting story after the pilot. It also didn’t help its chances that ABC pulled it off the air for what seemed like ages halfway through the season. So this 6-disc box set is the complete series, sporting audio commentaries, featurettes, interviews, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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    It was during the 4th season of Brothers and Sisters (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP) that I began to think that the show was losing steam and perhaps the writing was on the wall for cancellation. Well, the show did get renewed, but there’s certainly plenty of stress fractures, and it doesn’t help that it’s also Rob Lowe’s last season. The 6-disc set contains deleted scenes, a pair of featurettes, and bloopers.

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    Michael Caine returns to his touch as nails roots in Harry Brown (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$30.95 SRP) as an unassuming man living in a dangerous, drug-riddled neighborhood who decides on enacting his own brand of justice after his good friend is killed by local thugs. Bonus features include an audio commentary and deleted scenes.

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    It’s fine as it exits now, but watching the first season of Parenthood (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), I can’t help but think it would have been made that much better if Maura Tierney had been able to take on the series, instead of having to drop out for medical reasons. Regardless, the complete first season is now available, featuring audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and a featurette.

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    With all of the undead glut of late, you might have forgotten that there’s another show about vampires that’s coming to DVD – the first season of The Vampire Diaries (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), featuring a pair of fanged brothers both chasing after a dead ringer for the girl they loved 150 years prior. The 5-disc set contains all 22 episodes, plus audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 1/15/10: Yellow Fever

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Ignore all of the pale-wannabes and unfortunate attempts to adapt it for other markets, and stick with the original UK edition of Top Gear, hosted by the madman trinity of Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond. If you don’t like cars, don’t worry – I could care less about cars, but love this show something fierce, and it all comes down to the energy, likeability, and humor of the presenters. Don’t believe me? Check out the newly-released Top Gear: Season 11 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) & Top Gear: Season 12 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) and judge for yourself. The 2-disc 11th season is barebones, but the 12th season contains audio commentary on the epic Vietnam and Botswana specials, deleted scenes, extended segments, and deleted scenes.

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    Tongs? Who wants use tongs when you’re cooking hot food! Heck, if you use tongs, you probably use oven mitts, too! Well, join the future and start on your journey to become more machine than man by getting a pair of Fusion Silicon Finger Tongs ($17.99 each), which are wearable heat-resistant implements that allow you to pretend you’re a cooking robot. Because you always wanted to do that. Right?

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    Jumping ahead of about 7 unreleased seasons, Springfield’s first family celebrates two decades on the air with the release of The Simpsons: The Complete Twentieth Season (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). Flying in the face of previous sets loaded with commentaries on every episode, this is a paractically bare-bones release, with only an abbreviated version of the 20th anniversary special by Morgan Spurlock. However, as this was the first season to feature episodes broadcast in widescreen HD, this is also the first season to be released on in a Blu-Ray edition ($59.99 SRP). The bonus feature is the same, but it looks oh-so-sweet in high-def. I just wish the episodes themselves were funnier.

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    I don’t know how much work he actually did on it besides lending it his name (or if he’s even read it), but George Lucas’s Blockbusting (It Books, $29.99 SRP) is a fascinating examination of 300 of the most financially and critically successful films in Hollywood history, examining their creation, production, marketing, reception, and legacy via factoids, tidbits, and contest that’s a page-turner for any cinema nerd. Like me. And, most likely, you.

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    If you’re not yet aware of the work being done by the fine folks at La-La Land Records, let this be your wake-up call. They’ve been quietly releasing a whole slew of limited edition, much-requested soundtracks to classic flicks, and the latest to get their treatment is Caddyshack (La-La Land Records, $19.98). Not only do you get the tunes (“I’m Alright”, “Any Way You Want It”), you also get cues from Johnny Mandel’s score.

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    I’m always game when someone shakes up the chat show format with a unique take – made all the better when it’s hosted by someone that you actually want to spend time with. Such is the case with Elvis Costello’s Spectacle (MVD, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP), which combines live music performances by his guests with candid conversation that doesn’t come from heavily pre-planned, all-too-brief talk show appearances. The 5-disc first season set features the likes of Elton John, Lou Reed, Smokey Robinson, James Taylor, Rufus Wainwright, Roseanne Cash, and more. Bonus materials include bonus songs and backstage interviews. A Blu-Ray edition ($69.95 SRP) is available, with identical bonus materials.

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    Combine an anniversary of an evergreen title with rather unfortunate recent events, and you get a 10th anniversary special edition of the Shakespeare in high school 10 Things I Hate About You (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.99 SRP), which shovels on a retrospective documentary, an audio commentary, and deleted scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($28.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials. Also available is the first volume from the TV series of 10 Things I Hate About You (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), featuring 10 episodes, the pilot, audio commentaries, featurettes, and bloopers.

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    In the late 80’s when it made its debut, Mighty Mouse: The New Adventures (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$45.98 SRP) was bizarre, particularly when compared with the other Saturday-morning cartoons surrounding it. Under the supervision of Ralph Bakshi, our hero’s adventures became surreal and odd in a way that paved the way for the likes of Ren & Stimpy and Spongebob. If you don’t believe me, look no further than this 2-disc set, which contains all 19 episodes, plus a trio of classic Terrytoons Mighty Mouse cartoons and an interview-packed featurette.

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    It’s often overlooked as the odd period between Cheers and his recent renaissance on Damages and Bored To Death, but Becker (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.98 SRP) was an often dependable workhorse sitcom starring Ted Danson. The 3-disc complete 3rd season contains all 24 episodes featuring the Bronx-dwelling doc.

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    From the editors of McSweeney’s comes Heads On And We Shoot (It Books, $39.99 SRP), a wonderfully unique (in its presentation, at least) look at the making of Spike Jonze’s adaptation of Maurice Sendak’s Where The Wild Things Are. The books is presented in three sections, laid out as a book (with covers) literally within a book. See? Unique! And the behind-the-scenes info is fun, too.

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    You can feel the creak beginning to set in as we enter the 12th season of ER (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), even though Dr. Victor Clemente arrives on the scene and Maura Tierney’s Abby becomes even more front and center. The 6-disc set contains all 22 episodes, plus unaired scenes and outtakes.

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    Bring the classic run of the series to a close before the lackluster post-movie, set-in-the-future episodes with the release of Transformers Season 2: Volume 2 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP). The 4-disc set contains 21 episodes, a featurette, PSAs, toy commercials, and concept art.

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    Don’t let the often cornball series keep you from seeing the original feature Fame (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), a gritty, often bleak, yet uplifting look at the students of New York City’s High School For The Performing Arts. The new Blu-Ray features a reunion commentary, a vintage featurette, a look at the school that inspired the movie, the theatrical trailer, and a bonus CD sampler of the soundtrack.

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    They’ve become cable classics over the years, despite their last-gasp, 80’s style over-the-top action cheese, but my do Last Action Hero & Cliffhanger (Sony, Rated PG-13/R, Blu-Ray-$24.95 SRP each) look good in high definition, Last Action Hero is featureless, but Cliffhanger delivers audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, an introduction from director Renny Harlin, and more.

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    Lionsgate is releasing handful of their music & musician-centric feature films in a series their calling “Music Makers”, all of which come packed with a sampler CD featuring a track each from the musicians highlighted in the films (with an additional cut from Bobby Darin). The films in question are the Darin biopic Beyond The Sea (Lionsgate, Rated PG-13, DVD-$14.98 SRP), Ray Charles in Ballad In Blue (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), Sammy Davis Jr. in A Man Called Adam (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), and Buena Vista Social Club (Lionsgate, Rated G, DVD-$14.98 SRP).

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    Maybe it’s in films like Wrong Turn At Tahoe (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$14.98 SRP) that Cuba Gooding Jr begins to claw his way back from such memorable missteps as Boat Trip and Snow Dogs. In this direct-to-DVD mob flick, Gooding is a Mafia protégé tasked with taking out a drug dealer. Unfortunately, he finds out the titular Tahoe works for a really big mob boss (Harvey Keitel) who expects payment for the lost revenue. Give it a spin.

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    I never really cottoned to the BBC’s recent slick & shiny take on Robin Hood (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), but I know a healthy fanbase has grown up around it, and are surely awaiting the third season’s arrival. Sadly for them, that third season is the final one, and this 5-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus featurettes and video diaries.

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    While you’re patiently awaiting the arrival of Sideshow Collectibles’ own premium format version of Dave Stevens’ Rocketeer, why not pick up the Real Action Heroes 12″ version of The Rocketeer ($164.99) from Medicom Toy – conveniently from Sideshow Collectibles. The tailoring is spot-on and the overall effect is nifty, and it’s certainly a fun piece. You know you want it. Admit it.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 8/21/09: I Am Iron Man

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Yeah, so, one of my absolute favorite Disney films I their live-action/animated hybrid musical Pete’s Dragon (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP), which has languished for years on home video in sort of a 70’s bastard child status. Thankfully, the studio has finally seen fit to give it a nice special edition treatment, giving it a behind-the-scenes featurette, a deleted storyboard sequence, demo recordings, a quartet of promotional pop recordings, and more.

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    This week’s Thinkgeek recommendation is a piece of cool kit that always seems to be out of stock. It’s just that popular. However long it lasts, it’s now back in stock, so run and pick up your very own Cocktail Chemistry Set ($39.99). As then name implies, this is a cocktail set containing a quartet of shot-and-swig-worthy test tubes, an Erlenmeyer flask, a shaker, a glass mixing rod, and a metal bottle rack. Because yes – mixology is a recognized science, and now you have the kit to prove it.

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    Seeing as how my nephews are addicted to Nickelodeon (particularly the yellow crack that is Spongebob), it’s inevitable that I’d have to see the programming on offer. One of the shows that I actually enjoy quite a bit – and believe is just as well-scripted as the sitcoms on network TV, better even – is a favorite of my 5-year-old nephew, iCarly (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). I’m sure that the Season 2, Volume 1 DVD will get plenty of plenty of play. The 2-disc set contains 11 episodes (including an extended cut of “iSaw Him First” and the feature-length “iGo To Japan”), plus a pair of featurettes.

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    I can’t be the only one who was completely blindsided by the announcement that the 4th season of Everybody Hates Chris (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) would be the show’s last. A victim of a shoddy network with no vision, I was a fan of the fictionalized tales of Chris Rock’s NYC childhood, and its cast in particular. This 4-disc set contains all 22 episodes, plus audio commentaries, webisodes, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    If you’ve ever watched the UK series Skins and thought to yourself “My teenage years were nothing like that sex party bacchanal,” then The Inbetweeners (Channel 4, Not Rated, £29.98 SRP) is the show for you, because its motley quartet of teens that live awkward, banal, unintentionally funny reality the majority of us experienced. It’s like a Brit Freaks & Geeks – and there’s no higher praise I can give it. The box set contains both Series 1 & 2, plus audio commentaries, documentaries, video diaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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    Well, now that we’ve reached the 12th season of The Simpsons (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), we’re fully into the territory of seasons that were a very pale, quite sad imitation of the show’s former brilliance. The characters have now veered sharply into slapstick, sacrificing the balance of real/cartoon comedy that marked the show’s earlier high notes. Now, it’s easy jokes and an overwhelming number of them self-referential. Sad, really. Still, these sets are at least still worth picking up for the audio commentaries and featurettes that remain packed to the rafters.

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    It’s double-crosses, mysteries, and intrigue in The Beast (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP), which stars Patrick Swayze as FBI vet Charles Barker – a rather unorthodox expert in undercover operations who believes an internal FBI conspiracy may be afoot, who’s also saddled with a new partner who’s got an ulterior motive. I don’t believe it got a second season pick-up, which is a shame as it’s looking like it will most likely be Swayze’s swan song, and it hadn’t quite hit its stride. The 3-disc set contains all 13 episodes.

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    Like most modern horror remakes, the new Last House On The Left (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) tries just too damn hard for its scares, thoroughly eliminating any of the ghoulishly low-rent charm of the original for the sake of slick “gore scares” and atmosphere-less cinematography. A shame. Bonus features include a featurette and deleted scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.98 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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    I know there are devotees who think it’s the second coming of Undeclared, but I have yet to find the appeal of Greek (ABC Family, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP). Still, there’s a fanbase out there, and they’re sure to be picking up the third season set, which contains audio commentaries, a 20 questions featurette with the cast, and a blooper reel.

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    So, in short, Total Drama Island (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP) is an animated parody of reality shows which finds 22 teens sent to a remote, run-down Canadian summer camp who must endure inane challenges and hope to avoid elimination if they hope to win a grand prize. Sound confusing? Well, check out the complete first season set and all will be made clear. Bonus features include the reunion special and cast interviews.

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    After an awkward, sometimes rudderless second season, things were largely back on track in the 3rd season of Dexter (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$42.99 SRP), as a new relationship with the Miami DA office leads to some interesting developments in Dexter’s modus operandi. The 4-disc box set contains all 12 episodes, plus interviews and the first 2 episodes of The United States Of Tara. A Blu-Ray edition ($57.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus material.

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    The second season of Gossip Girl (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) finds the East Siders in their senior year of high school, applying for colleges and spinning in hormonal circles. The 7-disc set contains all 25 episodes, plus deleted scenes, featurettes, webisodes, and a gag reel.

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    It’s not exactly intellectually stimulating, but using the beautiful high-definition of Blu-Ray to take aerial journeys around the world is certainly worth a look see to me, and that’s exactly what you get with both Visions Of Britain & Ireland and Visions Of Italy (Acorn, Not Rated, Blu-Ray $49.99 SRP each) – high-def aerial tours.

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    After her ridiculously self-confident appearance on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, I was at least curious about Hannah Montana: The Movie (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP). Not curious enough to go see it, mind you – I’m not its audience, and everything I’ve seen of the show has been awkwardly written. Still, there are Hannah/Miley fans aplenty who will snap up the 3-disc Blu-Ray set, which contains an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and bloopers, as well as a standard DVD copy of the flick.

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    You may remember that I heaped heavy praise upon Hot Toys’ Iron Man Mark III a few weeks back, as I was utterly delighted by its movie-perfect sculpting and snazzy light-up features. Well, it may be hard to believe, but I think I like the Hot Toys 12″ Iron Man Mark II ($159.99) even more. While the sculpt is nearly identical (save for the addition of the rivets), the faux-polished metal paint job is a wonder to behold – it really does capture the look to a “t”. The light feature is identical as well, featuring LED-lit eyes, chest, and repulsors. There’s also a swappable head featuring the in-helmet likeness of Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark. In the pics below, you’ll also notice the inclusion of the LED “trophy” heart, which is also screen accurate. Really, you need to head over to Sideshow and get this before you regret missing it.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/10/08: Paging Dr. Spaceman

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    As much as I loved the first season of 30 Rock, the second season (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is pure genius. Although a truncated 15-episode season due to the writer’s strike, some of the episodes in that run should be added to the pantheon of sitcom greats – from Jack Donaghy’s (Alec Baldwin) one-man therapy session with Tracy Jordan, to the cast’s “Midnight Train To Georgia” musical number. The 2-disc set features audio commentaries, deleted scenes, a table read, a look at Tina Fey’s SNL hosting gig, an Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Q&A, 30 Rock live at the UCB, and more.

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    I’ve described in the past my utter delight in gadgets that magnify things – going all the way back to childhood – and the ultimate high-end version of that is the Portable Digital Magnifier ($179.99). It’s a handheld device featuring a 2″ LCD screen and an LED-lit lens that magnifies objects from 5x-20x. You can even freeze the image on the screen. You can recharge the batteries via USB, providing hours and hours of giddy magnifying fun.

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    For criminy’s sake – it’s taken forever, but we in the US have FINALLY gotten a box set containing all of the various travel documentaries hosted by Python Michael Palin in the uber-wonderful Michael Palin Collection (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$249.98 SRP). The set features Hemingway Adventures/Great Railway Journeys, Full Circle, Pole To Pole, Around The World In 80 Days, Sahara, Himalaya, and New Europe. The titles are also available separately, if you just need to pick up the new stuff. Either way, GET THEM.

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    I can’t even begin to express just how delighted I am with the 50th anniversary edition of Orson Welles’ classic venture into film noir, Touch Of Evil (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). Maybe that’s because it contains three separate cuts of the film, fully restored and remastered – the heavily studio-edited theatrical version, the restored version (that matches Welles’ vision of the film), and a preview version that incorporates some of Welles’ requests. In addition, the set features audio commentaries on all 3 versions, a retrospective documentary, a look at the restoration process, and a full reproduction of the 58-page memo Welles sent to the studio.

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    It’s hard to believe that we’re already up to the fourth volume of The Three Stooges Collection (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP). What that means in the timeline is that we’re now in the period from 1943-1945 – which means that the next set should feature the final shorts featuring Curly Howard as one of the Stooges. For now, though, enjoy the trio’s golden period.

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    This makes the thirteenth or fourteenth time they’ve been released on DVD, but a trio of Alfred Hitchcock’s certifiable classics have been given remastered 2-disc special editions – Rear Window, Vertigo, and Psycho (Universal, Rated PG/PG/R, DVD-$26.98 SRP each). All 3 flicks are now packed with audio commentaries, documentaries, featurettes, interviews, trailers, and more.

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    Get all of your festive holiday specials with the Peanuts: Deluxe Holiday Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP), featuring the newly-remastered special editions of It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, and A Charlie Brown Christmas. Each disc features a new retrospective making-of featurette and bonus special, while A Charlie Brown Christmas also contains a song sampler.

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    Another of the classic – well, mostly classic – stop motion Rankin/Bass holiday specials makes its way to DVD with Jack Frost (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). How can you not watch a winter love story featuring the villainous Kubla Kraus the Cossack?

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    I can’t even begin to tell you how disappointed I am that – despite brilliant, newly remastered sound and picture – the new edition of Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is practically featureless, save for a trio of episodes from the animated Beetlejuice and the isolated score track found on the original release. No commentary, no featurettes, no retrospective documentary – nothing that all the other Burton films have gotten. What’s up with that? If you just want to see the flick, I’d recommend you pick up the Blu-Ray edition ($34.99 SRP), where you can at least appreciate the sound and picture – ’cause that’s all you’re really getting in this release.

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    Although the story is rather flat and doesn’t hold up to much scrutiny, Sleeping Beauty (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is the one Disney film that I watch just to admire the visual design (due largely to designer Evinyd Earle) and the incredible 2:55 widescreen canvas. The new 2-disc 50th anniversary edition that is sparklingly clean and pops like a champagne cork. Bonus features include a never-before-seen alternate opening sequence, deleted songs, a new making-of documentary, an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and much more. But honestly, if you’ve got a player, I highly recommend you pick up the Blu-Ray edition ($34.99 SRP), as this is the first of the classic Disney films to get the high definition treatment – and it is a wonder to behold. I can only hope the other classics in the Disney library arrive quickly (though, knowing Disney’s history, it will be a long, slow trickle).

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    It seems like there’s no end to the classic Doctor Who adventures still in the vaults, as we get not only a Tom Baker adventure with The Brain Of Morbius (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), but also the massive Colin Baker epic The Trial Of A Time Lord (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). As usual for these anorak’s delights, they’re absolutely packed with commentaries, deleted scenes, interviews, featurettes, and much more.

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    Of a more recent vintage, there’s the animated Doctor Who: The Infinite Quest (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP), featuring the David Tennant Doctor and companion Martha Jones as the traverse the universe on a quest to find an ancient starship. Bonus features include cast interviews, an animation test, featurettes, animatics, deleted scenes, and more.

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    Although launched as a Doctor Who spin-off aimed at the teen market, I find The Sarah Jane Adventures (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) – starring classic Who companion Liz Sladen – to be a much more enjoyable expansion of the franchise than the laughably awful Torchwood. Maybe it’s the snappy writing, maybe it’s the sense of intelligent fun, or maybe it’s just that the characters – and the actors playing them – are just enjoyable. Whatever it may be, check out the complete first season for yourself, featuring interviews, featurettes, outtakes, audio clips, and more.

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    As beautiful and memorable as it is, do not show Watership Down (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP) to a small child. Just don’t. The tears may dry, but the trauma lasts a lifetime… And that’s just the Art Garfunkel tune. The new edition is completely remastered, and features a conversation with the filmmakers, a featurette on the film’s visual style, and a storyboard-to-screen comparison.

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    Well, we’ve finally hit the wall. The eleventh season of The Simpsons (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) is the one I clearly remember as being the first of the just bad seasons, where the show turned into just a delivery system for gags and lost the charm and comedy of the early golden seasons. Still, the DVD set is worth picking up for the always-entertaining commentaries on every episode, plus deleted scenes and featurettes. Oh, and by the way – whose idea was it at Fox to cheap out and shove the discs into cardboard slots for this season? Thanks for all of the disc scratches, ya mooks. Now change it back.

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    Though I’m getting a bit tired of all of the South Park best-ofs that are coming down the pike, at least the 2-disc South Park: The Cult Of Cartman (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) – which collects 12 Cartman-centric episodes – features newly-produced animation in the form of “Life Lessons” introduced by Cartman. Oh, and a sticker and official membership card.

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    From years of watching it during my frequent Nick at Nite binges when the block first began all those years ago, I have the theme tune to My Three Sons (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) burned into my brain. ACH! See, it’s in there now! ARGH!!! The first volume of the premiere season features 18 remastered episodes, and THAT THEME SONG!

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    There’s nothing like sparkling fresh Ray Harryhausen, and that’s exactly what you’ll see with the new 50th anniversary edition of The 7th Voyage Of Sinbad (Sony, Rated G, DVD-$19.94 SRP). Not only does the tale of high seas adventure and creatures galore look great, it’s also loaded with an audio commentary, retrospective featurettes on the film and Harryhausen, a spotlight on composer Bernard Herrman’s score, music videos, John Landis interviewing Harryhausen, and more.

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    Fill up your pre-Halloween viewing with the new Blu-Ray edition of The Omen Collection (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$129.98 SRP), featuring all 3 original tales of The Littlest Antichrist, plus the 2006 remake. The bonus materials are the same as those found on the standard DVD editions, including commentaries, featurettes, trailers, and more. I do want to mention, though, that Fox has chosen to package this multi-disc set in what is – by far – the cheapest, flimsiest packaging I’ve ver encountered for either a DVD or Blu-Ray release. It’s beyond cheap. Be sure you’re discs haven’t dislodged in transit before you buy, as they’re only held in place by a foam circle. C’mon, Fox.

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    Peyo’s little blue mushroom-dwelling creations are back in The Smurfs: Season One Volume Two (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), featuring another 20 smurfing episodes sure to smurf your smurfing smurf. The 2-disc set also features a featurette reflecting back on the show.

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    Not only does The Munsters: The Complete Series (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$69.98 SRP) contain all 70 episodes, but it also sports both feature-length movies (Munster, Go Home & The Munsters Revenge), the unaired pilot, A&E Biographies (on Fred Gwynne, Yvonne DeCarlo, and Al Lewis), an in-depth documentary on the show, and the “Family Portrait” episode in color.

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    There have been dozens of releases featuring the numerous episodes that have moved into the public domain, but Paramount has finally put out the official second season set of The Beverly Hillbillies (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), featuring all 36 episodes. Bonus materials include the original episode sponsor openings and closings, Irene Ryan’s screen test, a clip from the 1963 CBS Fall Preview Show, a CBS network promo, and a Paul Henning interview.

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    Certainly on the “to give to my nephews” list this holiday season is Speed Racer: The Complete Classic Collection (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) – which features all 52 episodes houses in a Mach 5 tin. Bonus features include a featurette, an episode of Speed Racer: The Next Generation, and a look behind-the-scenes of Next Gen. Sure, the show is hokey and poorly animated – but it’s still got a lot of poppy pep.

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    Even over 20 years later, there’s no denying that Kathleen Turner’s performance in Body Heat (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$28.99 SRP) is certainly… memorable. Very memorable. As a film, it’s a nice little piece of modern film noir, written and directed by Lawrence Kasdan and co-starring William Hurt, and the new Blu-Ray edition features a nice high definition transfer, a trio of featurettes, vintage interviews with Turner & Hurt, and lifted scenes.

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    Most don’t think of the man in black when they think of the holiday season, but the Johnny Cash Christmas Specials: 1976-7979 box set (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) proves that false, with 66 star-studded performances of hits and festive treats.

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    Set in 1945 on a navy cargo ship far from battles in the Pacific theater, Mister Roberts (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP) is the Tony-Award winning play that – in this remarkable live TV production – finds Robert Hays cast as Lt. Doug Roberts, who longs to see real action but instead finds himself butting heads with the dictatorial Captain (Charles Durning). Rounding out the cast are Howard Hesseman and a young Kevin Bacon, this is quite a gem from the vaults.

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    You know when a band puts out a lackluster EP of material that’s been sitting around, as a stop-gap instead of releasing a new album? That’s exactly what Michael Moore’s Slacker Uprising (Disinformation, Not Rated, DVD-$9.95 SRP) feels like, as it’s essentially material cobbled together from his “Get Out The Vote” tour for the 2004 presidential election. It’s available for free on the internet, but the DVD loads up with 9 additional featurettes.

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    Has it really been that long since the last Robot Chicken (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) box set? It must be, because the complete third season is now available, featuring 20 new episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, animatics, a studio your, video blogs, a gag reel, and more.

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    The ragtag band of global crimefighters led by Jim Phelps returns in the complete fifth season of Mission: Impossible (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). This season features the addition of castmember Lesley Warren as Dana Lambert. The 6-disc set features all 23 episodes of DUH-duh-duh-DUH-duh-duh action.

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    A must-have from the vaults, be sure to pick up and give a spin to the 1945 adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s The Portrait Of Dorian Gray (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP), starring George Sanders, Angela Lansbury, and Peter Lawford. Bonus features include an audio commentary, a theatrical short, the theatrical cartoon Quiet Please, and the theatrical trailer.

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    Even the kiddies with their eyes normally glued to Nickelodeon can begin celebrating the holidays with Wonder Pets!: Save The Nutcracker and Dora The Explorer: Dora Celebrates Three Kings Day! (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP each).

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    I must admit, I was surprised that Brotherhood (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) – about a pair of brothers on opposite ends of the criminal scale – made it back for a second season. It never really caught my eye, even though I thought the premise was interesting. Well, the second season does gel a bit more, even if it was cut short by the writer’s strike. The 3-disc set features all 10 episodes, plus the season 3 premiere of Dexter.

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    The only reaction that I got from M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening (Fox, Rated R, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is just how much I’ve come to loathe M. Night Shyamalan. That, and the fact that his eco-terror mystery flick is so insipidly written and executed that it makes The Day After Tomorrow feel like Citizen Kane. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, a quintet of behind-the-scenes featurettes, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available, featuring the same bonus materials, and the same bleh flick but much prettier.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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