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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/16/14: Manos A Go-Go

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    It’s become cliché to call a Spike Jonze film “quirky”, but there’s a reason clichés become cliché, and his latest, Her (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is certainly a quirky, endearing little film in the Spike Jonze style. Joaquin Phoenix stars as a lonely professional letter writer in the near future rebounding from a difficult breakup, who finds his soulmate in the form of a fast-learning artificial intelligence named “Samantha” (Scarlett Johansson). Bonus materials include a trio of featurettes.

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    They can make brilliant human figures until the cows come home as their particular brand of magic becomes commonplace, but it’s not until you see something as epic as their ED-209 (Sideshow, $409.99) – the disastrously deadly peacekeeping robot featured in the original Robocop – that you can truly appreciate what Hot Toys can accomplish. As it’s in scale with the 1/6-scale figures (and the forthcoming Robocop), it’s a truly massive piece, and incredibly intricate in its detailing. Fully articulated, you could use this “toy” as a stop motion miniature, it’s just so good. And to plus its greatness even more, it even has a remote-operated sound feature which, at the touch of a button, plays a collection of ED-209 lines and sounds from the film. How cool is that?

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    Magnets and gyroscopes – two nerd tastes that taste great together, and that’s exactly the dynamic duo that’s combined in ball form with the Nanodots GYRO DUO: Magnetically Gyroscopic Balls ($24.99)… And they’re just what it says on the tin – A pair of magnets paired with gyroscopes that are just plain fun to play around with. Can’t ask for more than that.

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    It can be a dicey proposition fraught with peril, going back and revisiting past successes, but the triumphant trio of Mike, Bill, & Kevin manage it in true style with Rifftrax Live: Manos – The Hands Of Fate (Rifftrax, Not Rated, DVD-$12.95), which features an entirely new set of riffs on a Mystery Science Theater 3000 classic. As an added bonus, the disc also includes outtakes with commentary from the guys. Get it for the love of Torgo. He needs your love.

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    The most fascinating part of Star Wars Storyboards The Original Trilogy (Abrams, $40 SRP) are the storyboards from the original film, as they present not-yet-solidified characters in vaguely familiar yet by no means finalized designs, in a universe with limitless potential. By the time we get to the boards for Empire and especially Jedi, the universe is pretty well solidified and the boards seem more like a comic book for what we eventually saw onscreen.

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    Yeah, it should come as no surprise that Kenny Powers as a suburban dad would not last for long, so the fourth and final season of Eastbound & Down (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) finds Danny McBride’s crass creation back in the swing of it after meeting up with an ex-teammate. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, outtakes, and deleted scenes.

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    Watching the documentary series Unsolved Mysteries Of The Second World War (Eagle Rock, Not Rated, DVD-$16.98 SRP) brought back fond memories of the kind of program that would fill the schedule of the pre-junk TV History Channel, when it would be endless hours of documentaries about World War II. This 3-disc set explores some of the lingering questions behind the war, from how much Churchill may have known about the impending Pearl Harbor attacks to why Hitler halted his troops before Dunkirk.

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    Making a pledge to remain firmly entrenched in the swinging single life winds a trio of friends (Zac Efron, Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan) into plenty of mildly amusing situations when the chief proponent of the vow, Jason (Efron), meets a girl (Imogen Poots) who he can’t get out of his mind in That Awkward Moment (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$25.99 SRP). Bonus materials include featurettes and a gag reel.

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    Fedor Bondarchuk’s Stalingrad (Sony, Rated R, 3D Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which ties a love story into the historical German siege, suffers much the same problems as the film Pearl Harbor – a beautifully shot film about a fascinating slice of World War II history that is hobbled by a pointless shoehorning of romance and bland characters. It’s a shame they don’t let the history stand by itself, because it really is a good looking flick, particularly in 3D.

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    The mystery series based on Craig Johnson’s best-selling Longmire (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) books comes back for a second season of complications for Sheriff Walt Longmire as deep suspicions about the death of his wife and his wife’s killer come to the foe. Bonus materials include extended episodes and a featurette.

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    Hey hey! It’s time for this week’s soundtrack round up! So what cinematic audio delights do we have available this go round? There’s John Ottman’s score for X-Men: Days Of Future Past (Sony, $9.99 SRP), Bear McCreary’s Da Vinci’s Demon’s: Season 2 (Sparks & Shadows, $9.99), Patrick Cassidy’s Calvary (Varese Sarabande, $17.87 SRP), and Rachel Portman’s Belle (Varese Sarabande, $17.87 SRP).

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/22/10: Traveling With Mother

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    I’ve been waiting a fair while for it to make its way on to Blu-Ray, if only to see if the many previous DVD restorations could be improved on. I’m happy to say that the new high definition transfer of Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) looks and sounds wonderful, and should delight fans. Bonus features are nothing to shake a stick at, either, porting over the making-of featurettes, newsreel footage, scene analyses, audio commentary, and photos of the last special edition. More Hitchcock, please. Fast.

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    If you want a stylus that keeps your smartphone or tablet clean as you touch, touch, touch away, then give a spin to the iClooly Multitouch Pen ($9.99), which features a brush at the end. That’s right – no more need for greasy fingers, with the added benefit of accuracy.

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    Too often, travel journalism tends to see the forest and not the trees, which is why I so thoroughly enjoyed Dom Joly’s The Dark Journalist: Sightseeing In The World’s Most Unlikely Holiday Destinations (Simon & Schuster, £12.99 SRP), because he makes it feel like we’re right there with him – including all of the simple little eccentricities that we all experience on a trip – even though his journeys take him to the likes of Iran, North Korea, Beirut, and, yes, even America. Oh, and he brings true humor to his observations, which is a welcome respite from dour-faced travelogues. Just get this book.

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    It wasn’t exactly filmed with the highest budget, but the improved picture quality and sound mix brought to the high definition Rocky Horror Picture Show (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) are an exceptional improvement, even if the extras are not terribly impressive – and still don’t include VH1’s excellent documentaries from years past. Still, fans will be snapping this up regardless, and will probably enjoy the new Shadowcast picture-in-picture feature.

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    I’m a relatively young guy… relatively… But watching a 20-year-old like Bo Burham makes me equal parts impressed and bitterly jealous at just how powerfully creative he is at such a young age. I’m kind of pissed off about it, actually. Watch his latest Comedy Central special, Words Words Words (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), and I’m sure you’ll be just as impressed and pissed off as I am. Be sure to pick up the companion Words Words Words CD (Comedy Central Records, $12.98 SRP) as well. And then just sit and stew. And laugh. And then stew some more. And feel old. So very, very old.

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    It doesn’t hold a candle to The Six Million Dollar Man, but fans can now pick up the first season of spin-off series The Bionic Woman (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), in which Steve Austin’s beloved, Jamie Summers, becomes a bionic hero in her own right. The 4-disc set contains all 13 episodes, plus the 5 Six Million Dollar Man crossover episodes, audio commentaries, a featurette, and a gag reel.

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    In the same spirit as their landmark nature documentaries of the 50’s, Disney has leapt back into the game in full force with DisneyNature, whose latest features go under the sea in Oceans (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) and a bit pink with Crimson Wing: Mystery Of The Flamingos (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). Both releases contain featurettes and filmmaker annotations, as well as bonus standard DVDs.

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    It’s rare to find a whip smart comedy nowadays, but the very New York Please Give (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP) is just that, starring Catherine Kenner and Oliver Platt as a married couple whose plans to expand their family into the apartment of their ailing, elderly neighbor puts them in direct conflict with her granddaughters. Bonus materials include featurettes and outtakes.

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    Really, the only one worth getting is the first one, but for high definition at so cheap a price, you might as well get the Robocop Trilogy box set (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$59.99 SRP) – again, as long as you remember that the first film is required geek viewing, but the last two are abysmal.

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    If you neglected to pick up the complete series set last year and have instead been going season by season you’ll be happy to know that Fox has decided you can now pick up what you’ve been missing to wrap things up – Ally McBeal: Season 3, Ally McBeal: Season 4, & Ally McBeal: Season 5 (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP each). All three seasons feature the original music, but sadly not a single bonus feature.

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    While I can really do without any child of mine seeing the Sesame Street: Preschool Is Cool! Counting With Elmo disc (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) – you know, because of my longtime hate of Elmo – I can heartily recommend the celebratory Sesame Street: C Is For Cookie Monster (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), featuring clips aplenty of our favorite blue monster (Well, him and Grover are tied).

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    Gabriel Byrne returns as psychotherapist Dr. Paul Weston in the second season of HBO’s In Treatment (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), recently divorced and related to Brooklyn, and in the process of rebuilding his practice. The 7-disc set contains all 35 episodes.

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    I thought Romeo + Juliet (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) was hyperkinetic overload and Moulin Rouge (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) was a jumbled mess, but there’s no denying that Baz Luhrmann’s films were made for high definition, as these new editions prove. Both discs include audio commentaries, featurettes, trailers, and more.

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    Gene Roddenberry writing a sex-fueled black comedy high school murder mystery? Starring Rock Hudson, Telly Savalas, and Angie Dickinson? That’s Pretty Maids All In A Row (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$24.95), now available exclusively from the Warner Archive.

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    As election season heats up, give a spin to the Politics & Presidents of Mike Wallace’s 20th Century series (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). The 10 episodes feature a wealth of insightful interviews with historians and some of the actual participants themselves.

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    While they’ve yet to introduce it in their native 12″ line, Sideshow has imported a pair of much requested 12″ Star Wars figures from Medicom in Japan – the lovable droids R2-D2 ($189.99) and C-3PO ($199.99). The detailing on both is exquisite and screen accurate to the original trilogy, right down to the obvious grime coating R2. Both also have LED light-up features – the dome light on R2 and C-3PO’s eyes. If you’ve been waiting for these guys as long as I have, you should snap these up as soon as possible, before they’re gone.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Opinion In A Haystack: Eric Lichtenfeld Part 1

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    Interview: Eric Lichtenfeld Part 1 of 2: Blood and Light

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    This week, the western world sees the release of Michael Bay’s Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen on DVD, a film very telling of the industry in which it swims. However, for those of us with more then two decades of life under our belts, this is a trumpet, an alarm, a loud drunk at the party of the “action” film genre, it’s a guest that reminds you how much has changed and how your style is no longer “in.” We can rest assured that the drunk is right. Action isn’t what it once was. The hardware has been replaced with software, and the hero has been replaced with the “hottie.” Spectacle is no longer flavored with primal instinct, blood, and brute force. Instead, it’s injected with pusillanimous, pixel-engulfed, stimuli. There’s no need to be bitter. Those that care about the past, present, and future of this beloved genre are still able to celebrate “action’s” timeline with the reverence it deserves through literature such as Eric Lichtenfeld’s Action Speaks Louder: Violence, Spectacle, and the American Action Movie. I had the pleasure of talking with author Eric Lichtenfeld about his book, the genre, and reactions to his chosen subject matter.

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    BOB ROSE: Thank you very much for reading my review.

    ERIC LICHTENFELD: Oh, it was my pleasure.

    BR: I can’t tell you how excited I was to learn that the author read it.

    [Laughs]

    BR: You thought I had some valid criticisms about the last third of the book?

    EL: I’m not entirely sure I agree completely with it, but I think it’s fair. If I can sort of distance myself from it and approach the bigger issue you’re talking about. Certainly the action movies of the “˜70s and “˜80s are the ones of my formative years, so I think there is more of a sentimental attachment to those movies then to the ones in the “˜90s, regardless of the merit of one era versus the other.

    BR: Is it a matter of personal perspective?

    EL: I think so. We have a tendency to write most passionately, most engagingly about the things that influenced us the most directly. Maybe I should have done more to control all of that, but I think there is probably something to that observation. This might be something else you are probably picking up on. I think the “˜80s is sort of the classical era of the genre. Whatever genre you’re talking about is going to have a “classical” period where its definition is most crystallized; is at its clearest. So from the perspective of writing about a genre you’re interested in, there is so much to unpack in that period.

    BR: So the “˜80s is where the Beethoven of action films exists.

    EL: [laughs] I’m glad you sort of pushed me on that a little bit. Classical doesn’t necessarily mean the best movies are in that period.

    BR: Just the most definitive ones?

    EL: Exactly. The genre has its strongest sense of self in that period. The way I look at genres, and not just action, is that you have an early phase where there is a lot of experimentation going on. This is particularly true of the action movie. We’re combining elements of other genres and arriving at some kind of a new formula. A lot of that you’ll look back on in the future and see as sort of a primordial ooze. Then your next phase is when the formula is figured out, when filmmakers really know how to capitalize on that formula and keep reproducing it.

    BR: Like how they kept trying to remake Die Hard?

    EL: Similarly. By the time you get into all those DieHard-On-A-Something’s you’re already into the next phase of the action movie. I would say the classical phase of the action movie is more like the Stallone films, Cobra and Rambo, those really para-militaristic exercises from the “˜80s.

    BR: Including Predator, Commando“¦

    EL: Absolutely, in the sense that Predator is a very macho movie, really focused on the muscles and the hardware. With Predator you also see the influences of science-fiction and horror on the genre, the way you’ll continue to see throughout the “˜90s. I really admire Predator.

    BR: I’m a huge fan as well.

    EL: I like to think of it as more then your typical “˜80s action movie.

    BR: It kind of belongs to a “Men Only” club”¦

    EL: Which is vaguely true of a lot of John McTiernan movies in particular. Another great example would be the Chuck Norris films from the “˜80s, such as The Delta Force, a classical example of the classical phase, where the genre is most “itself.”

    BR: I think your book points in that direction.

    EL: Yeah, and actually the point I made in the conclusion, in this edition, was about Team America. I think Team America is a great test case for this. There are two components to it. There’s the political satire and then there’s the pure action movie parody.

    BR: It’s a parody of Bruckheimer and Bay films.

    EL: Before that, really I think it’s a parody of Chuck Norris movies. It’s a parody of Delta Force, of Navy Seals, which is not Chuck Norris but which was made in that vein.

    BR: Red Dawn maybe?

    EL: A little bit, sure. That was the mode that really influenced Bruckheimer and later Bay. You have a very “˜80s satire in Team America. Now, if you think about how old Team America’s target audience was in the 1980s, there is really no reason that parody should work, except that we have this ingrained idea in us that when we are talking about the “action movie,” that is what we are talking about.

    BR: While I’m a fan of it, you can argue that Team America wasn’t financially successful with the target audience at the box office”¦

    EL: Sure, well it’s a very offensive action movie with puppets; it had a stacked deck working against it. [laughs] I think what Team America is proving is that when we think of the “action movie,” what springs to mind is the archetype from the 1980s, and everything else, everything that came later, is a response to that. In the “˜90s and beyond, they became half-serious action movie, half-satire or parody. You see it in horror a lot, with Scream and films like that. You see something similar to that in the action genre. As far as all the DieHard-On-A-Something’s go, in the “˜90s you were already into that.

    BR: The classical period was already over.

    EL: Right, and the films were responding to the classical phase.

    BR: Mainstream American movies, with a studio-sized budget all seemed to be much more clearly defined back in the 1980s and early 1990s. Now it seems we have two genres in mainstream film, with action or without action. Either there is a huge budgeted action behemoth or a tiny small budgeted independent film. There’s no in between. Predator, Die Hard, Rambo 2 are clearly defined action films. Today with films like Spiderman, Wolverine, Transformers they seem watered down, trying to span too many genres and are basically just giant “catch-all films.” I realize that is a broad statement, but I think there is validity to it. Would you agree with that?

    EL: Yes, as you say, that is a broad statement, but I think there is a lot of truth to it. What’s happening is a kind of polarization. What has happened with the action movie is the budgets have gotten bigger, the standings of the films have grown, and they are more summer/holiday-tentpoles and less anything else.

    BR: They are a big stew of everything you could want in a movie.

    EL: Yes, and I think the reason we are seeing that is because of CGI, which allows your action movie to take on the more science-fiction, super-heroic, fantastical elements that makes the movie safer for a larger audience. Fewer movies get to suck up more and more oxygen. What has been disappearing for a while is the mid-size R-rated action movie.

    BR: Would you consider Die Hard now, in 2009, a mid-size movie?

    EL: Yes, I would. Die Hard is a really interesting example because if you were to go back to 1988, the movie was made for $27 million or so.

    BR: Which now is a mid-size budget.

    EL: Now? Actually it’s almost a small budget. [laughs]

    BR: District 9 was made for $30 million, so that “smaller” film is the same price now as Die Hard, a huge film, was then.

    EL: Right. One thing they have been saying for a long time is it’s very hard for studios to make $60 million movies. The budgets are very small or very large. In 1988, $27 million, it’s not chump-change, but it’s not a huge amount of money. More significantly, Die Hard was released gradually. It opened in only a couple of cities the first weekend, expanded the second weekend, and then went wide. You would never have that today. Today, by the third weekend, your movie would be close to done at the box office. Die Hard was a smaller production, released in a smaller way, and I think part of that is because Bruce Willis was not a movie star yet. He had a few movies that didn’t do well, and he wasn’t even that popular as a public persona at the time.

    BR: He was unknown to the public?

    EL: It wasn’t that he was unknown; it had gotten to the point where his popularity was waning. He wasn’t a movie star, he was a TV star, and people liked him on Moonlighting. But he started to acquire a reputation as a party boy, and as Die Hard got closer to release his, “star” was starting to decline. These were things that Fox had to navigate its way around, and obviously they did it extremely successfully.

    BR: Sure, Die Hard defined a genre and his career.

    EL: Trying to imagine something like Die Hard would be very difficult in today’s climate because you have larger movies and the technology allows them to reach a broader audience. What you can do with “light,” for lack of a better word, now, you had to do with “blood” then. We’re talking about spectacle, which is the driving principle of the action movie. All these stories are structured around spectacle, so doing that with blood certainly narrows your audience to a certain extent.

    BR: Now it’s opened up to everyone, we don’t have to have blood.

    EL: Right, and also because of changes in distribution and the relationship between studios and the theaters: how many movies are in circulation, and how long they get to play. All of these things, and budgets, are factors in how the genre has morphed to try to appeal to as broad an audience as possible in the shortest time frame you can get away with.

    BR: You’re a great writer, you’re an intelligent guy, you have a Master’s. Did you get a lot of confused looks when you set out to write this book?

    EL: [Big Laughs] Wow, great question. I started working on the book when I was still working on my Master’s degree and I got a lot of different reactions. It was really interesting. I got people who were unabashedly excited, because it was about time these things got the scholarly or intellectual validation that they wanted them to have. I got a lot of raised eyebrows, particularly in my department. I remember someone seemed to be excited that I had a book contract and asked me about the book. I asked him “Do you like the genre?” and he said “I did when I was thirteen.”

    BR: [Laughs]

    EL: I got a lot of that. A woman in my department asked me if I was interested in this subject because I was otherwise insecure in my masculinity. [laughs] But probably the most interesting reaction was from older people. Fathers of my friends would ask me, “Are you talking about this movie? Or that movie?” Actually, it wasn’t limited to the older set, but people would ask me these things and you could tell these were movies that were personal favorites of theirs and they were very protective of them. Obviously, what I was going to talk about was going to be determined by how I defined the genre (action is a pretty broad category) and frankly, how much space I had to play with, which was based on what the publisher dictated. People would ask me, in almost a challenging way, like they were trying to challenge me to a fight, about the movies they thought should be in the book. “Why aren’t you talking about this? Why are you talking about that?”

    Everyone knows what a western is. Everyone thinks they know what horror is, action has been a little more amorphous. So it was interesting to see how invested people were in “their” titles. Was I going to include them? Was I going to treat them right? Generally speaking the reaction was positive. People liked the fact that the treatment that had been given to westerns, film noir, and to science fiction was now being given to the action film.

    BR: They deserve that validity. Eli Roth has argued several times, even on FOX news, that American horror films are usually a by-product of the “horrors” of the current administration. Films like Last House On The Left, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre are born out of the fear and frustrations of Vietnam. Films like Saw and Hostel being born out of the Iraq war, even the “lame” horror films of the “˜90s show the lack of those fears. Roth was basically saying that the genre of horror has never rightfully gotten its due in how it accurately reflects society’s fears. I think what you do here, very successfully, is show how the action genre reflects society.

    EL: Thank you.

    BR: If horror shows us what are fears are at a given period in history, then does Action show us the inverse of that?

    EL: I think they probably do the same thing in the sense that horror shows us what our fears are, but also what our ideals are, even if those ideals are a little bit skewed. Horror is fundamentally about the disruption of the normal by the abnormal. So if the abnormal is what we’re afraid of, then the normal is what we idealize. The virginal girl who destroys Freddy or Jason is this cultural ideal. So if horror shows us our fears, but also what we idealize, then action does the same thing. We define ourselves based on who we are, but also based on who we are not. The villains of the action movie signify what it is we fear, and the hero signifies another kind of ideal. I think they, horror and action, use slightly different means to achieve similar ends.

    BR: In your book you discuss a lot about how terrorism is shown in action, which is most certainly a fear we had when certain movies were being made. A fear of who we aren’t.

    EL: Yeah, and these fears are layered. Go back to the “˜80s, the classical phase, and take something like The Delta Force. Yes, it’s a fear of terrorism, but beneath that it’s a fear of “the other.” Cobra, which is not ostensibly about terrorism, and where the villains are white, is the exact same thing though. It’s not just fear of terrorism, it’s fear of “the other.” Even though the villains are a bunch of caucasians running around.

    BR: They’re still not part of the Rockwellian society that is idealized?

    EL: Yeah, they are clearly shown to be abnormal, practically on a biological level. I think I wrote about this in the book, how “other” the villains in Cobra are. As far as the connection between the genre and culture and politics goes, I would say it works both ways. The movies reflect the culture, but I also believe that the culture reflects the movies, in the sense that these movies are our modern day mythology. They are based on mythological forms and structures that go back, in America, to a time when there wasn’t even an America, to the 1600s, and of course they have roots and antecedents even before that. So when you look at what’s happening in the culture and in politics, very often, it seems to be conforming, not to a Lethal Weapon per se, but to a lot of the mythology that a Lethal Weapon has inherited and is expressing. Think back to the Natalee Holloway case, the blond high school senior who disappeared in Aruba. Or just generally, think back to whenever there is a white girl in trouble”¦

    BR: Like JonBenet Ramsey?

    EL: Yeah. Whenever there is a white girl in distress, often times you will see this kind of counter-coverage about how we only talk about it when white girls are missing. We never talk about it when African-American or other minority children are in danger.

    BR: The white girl being the idealized princess in our society.

    EL: Right, and that goes back to that captivity narrative that is so embedded in the action film, and in the western before that, and back and back and back.

    BR: Like in The Searchers and such.

    EL: Exactly, exactly. So yes, I do think movies reflect our culture, I also think the culture reflects, not the movies themselves, but the mythologies on which the movies are founded.

    BR: Ronald Reagan mentioned Rambo while addressing the nation, or the Star Wars missile defense program. Movies do have an effect.

    EL: Sure.

    BR: This is a simple question, a huge question, but I have to ask, what is your favorite film of all time?

    EL: Oh, wow. I don’t believe you can ask a film person what their one favorite film is. I know it should be an easy question but I take that question so seriously that I would never ask it of myself or give a straightforward answer. There is such a huge body of great movies to choose from, and there are also so many different ways to parse the question. Is it, what do I think are the greatest, most magnificent, movies ever made? Or is it, what are my personal favorites based on memory, nostalgia, sentiments and all that?

    BR: Based on your life experience, your film knowledge, and your own taste.

    EL: An intersection, a sweet spot between all these different ways of construing the greatest films ever. This is how I’ll answer the question: the movie that made me fall in love with the movies was Superman.

    BR: Would you consider that a film within the action genre?

    EL: If it were made today it would be. In 1978 not exactly, but it is certainly in that boy’s-adventure mode for sure. All these genres exist on a family tree. This I think is the more interesting question: “what is the movie I have a crush on right now?” What is the movie that I get really fascinated by, interested in, and think about for a couple of weeks or months? It’s not necessarily the greatest movie or one of my favorite movies, but one I find fascinating at the moment. Not necessarily a current movie; it could be 50 years old. In cinema, like anything in life, we feel our crushes very acutely. I like to think of it like that.

    BR: What is your current cinematic crush?

    EL: Right now I don’t know if I have one; it kind of comes and goes. [laughs]

    BR: As far as crushes go, when I first wrote you I mentioned I had just watched Brannigan, and you seemed to not be too enthusiastic toward the movie. I’ll admit, I didn’t hate it.

    [big laughs]

    EL: Strange movie, I didn’t hate it. What I think is interesting about movies from that era is that it doesn’t look like the action movies that would come later. Brannigan really illustrates what I was talking about before. Brannigan, in the context of the action genre doesn’t really know what it is, because the genre hasn’t really been defined yet. So Brannigan is sort of borrowing and playing with elements from the past and from the present, but in retrospect it’s still in that very hazy place.

    BR: While watching Brannigan I kind of fell into that rut of a mindset that you get, with the intense editing and action of new movies, sometimes you forget that old action films can be just as intense and you’re not prepared for it. When he explodes through that door at the beginning of the movie, kicks it down and barrels in, it threw me back, because I wasn’t expecting it. It felt like something I would see today.

    EL: I’m heartened by the fact that craftsmanship from 35 years ago speaks to you that way.

    BR: Oh it does, I can watch Predator and it will metaphorically “kick my butt,” more then say if I watched G. I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

    EL: Predator is an exquisitely crafted movie. What I often say about Predator is that I find the movie oddly touching. The reason for that is if you look at the elements that make it up, you have Schwarzenegger who is a star, you have commandos in keeping with the paramilitary vogue of the “˜80s, you have the monster”¦

    BR: Even a man-on-a-mission scenario.

    EL: Yeah, it seems like it should just be this kind of studio product, but this is why I find it so touching: it could have been just as successful while getting away with a much lower level of craftsmanship. I don’t think the film’s success ultimately hinged on its being as finely crafted as it was, but it was finely crafted because that’s what these filmmakers do. Does it matter that they aren’t making these intensely personal art-house movies that may or may not have been their aspirations? They are making a very straightforward corporate genre piece, that if made thirty or forty years earlier would have been a B-movie on the second half of a double-bill, and probably forgotten to film history. There are a lot of movies from the “˜80s that are still around with us, really thanks to nostalgia, and not because they represent any real achievement in terms of style, craftsmanship, or storytelling. Predator is extremely simple, the building blocks of it are extremely conventional, but it’s the craftsmanship that puts it over the top. The filmmakers didn’t have to do that, but they did.

    BR: If anyone does that the best, McTiernan does.

    EL: I think Die Hard is the greatest action movie ever made and I’ve been an admirer of McTiernan for a very long time.

    BR: I’ll admit that I think Last Action Hero, directed by McTiernan, is one of the best satires of the “classical period,” as you put it, of the genre. I will get a lot of flack for that.

    EL: [laughs] Last Action Hero is a perfect example of what I was talking about before. It’s in that third phase where it’s looking back and commenting on what came before. I think Last Action Hero is a really mixed bag. It doesn’t get enough credit for the good things about it. It’s a very flawed movie. However, there are positive things that get overlooked.

    BR: The movie does have a cult following. A lot of fans have revisited the movie and enjoy it for what it was trying to do.

    EL: I don’t even think it was entirely successful at what it was trying to do. Hudson Hawk is another movie that people completely wrote off with a terrible reputation and then years later, a small number of people revisited that movie apart from the way it was sold, apart from what the studios said the movie was and found a new affection for it. I don’t think that’s exactly the case with Last Action Hero. The movie does do what it’s trying to do; it just doesn’t do it consistently. So I think a lot of the criticisms of it are fair, I just wish at the same time people would give it credit for what it does nicely.

    BR: Do you think that all of [Last Action Hero’s] failures and criticisms are, in a way, part of the satire too? People viewed the movie as an overblown, disastrous waste of time, much like how the average action movie is usually seen by most critics. It fits the stigma, its story is almost part of the satire.

    EL: I don’t necessarily agree. It is a satire of this large and overblown genre, but whatever you’re satirizing you have to play by its rules. Last Action Hero is all over the place. It’s going in so many directions at the same time; it doesn’t stick to the rules of that which it is satirizing. I’ll give you an example. The animated cat in the police station. Where is that in “the action movie?”

    BR: I agree, all the jokes have to do with the inhabitants of that police department are completely absurd and out of place.

    EL: The animated cat doesn’t exist within the genre the movie is ostensibly making fun of. If you were to forget everything you know about Last Action Hero, forget the marketing, the hype, the reputation, just go in cold, you would have a hard time placing exactly what the idea of the movie is. It’s making fun of Hollywood and making fun of the genre all at the same time. What I think is a pity is that they didn’t make the movie they originally intended to make, which was a much darker satire simply of the genre. The original title of the movie was Extremely Violent. I haven’t read the draft, but I understand it was darker, more violent, and an even more brooding satire of the genre. I would be surprised if you found the animated cat in it.

    BR: Or the T-1000 cameo, the Sharon Stone cameo, that’s not parodying the Jack Slater movie, that’s parodying the business, they should have stuck to the world of the film within a film, Jack Slater 4, as if it really existed.

    EL: Yeah, you have the E.T. joke, you have a lot of references to “movies” that dilutes the power of the references to the action genre itself.

    End part 1.

    Stay tuned for part 2, in which Mr. Lichtenfeld and I discuss ticket prices, Air Force One, Michael Bay’s anti-intellectualism, the silly side of Rambo, his future literary projects, plus more!

    Thanks for reading.

  • Opinion In A Haystack: This Generation’s Robocop

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    22 YEARS LATER, THIS GENERATION GETS THEIR ROBOCOP!!!

    In 1987 there was this movie with a silly name, odd premise, a main character that looked like something out of Metropolis, and a non-A-list-celebrity in the lead role. The movie opened in theaters and subsequently kicked down the front door of Hollywood, gave it an uppercut to the jaw, and started pissing in its coffee pot. This film was Robocop.

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    Two decades later Hollywood had lost its way again, it forgot its lesson. Luckily, on August 14th 2009 director Neill Blomkamp decided to crawl into the bedroom window, while Hollywood was sleeping, and knock up its daughter. He did it with a film called District 9. It was exactly what we needed.

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    No big-name actors to weigh down the budget, no lame attempts at adapting already existing properties, no non-sense, no entanglements… District 9, much like Robocop, is just hardcore, passionate film making from a new voice. A voice not to dissimilar from a young Paul Verhoeven.

    Now, first off, if you are looking for a straightforward review of the film may I direct your attention over to the talented writings of QuickStop’s own Christopher Stipp. Second, I am in no way saying that District 9 is a “rip off” of Robocop. While there are tonal, character, comedic and satirical similarities between the two films, my point is not to insult District 9 for rehashing, stealing, or ripping off of another movie. Let me repeat that: I’M NOT SAYING THEY ARE THE SAME MOVIE; I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT PLAGIARISM; THE PICTURES ARE NOT MEANT TO POINT OUT THEFT. However I could probably say that 50 times and still some body will come on here, look at the pictures without reading anything and call me an idiot. The internet is a beautiful thing. Still, my point is one of praise. This film is not only an artistic success, but a financial one as well, much like Robocop, it will leave Studio Execs scratching their craniums wondering how and why this film worked.

    Both of these movies, above all things, are social commentary. They are bloody, gritty, dirty, futuristic satires. District 9 is obviously about apartheid, political corruption and corporate greed, where as Robocop is about fascism, political corruption and corporate greed. And for people that have a hard time thinking outside the box, and tying their shoes, I suppose they are about aliens and robots as well. They are good companion pieces in that they use these rather deep socio-political frameworks to ask questions, not answer them, and to ultimately facilitate the action, special effects, gore, and humor.

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    The tonal similarities they share are pretty significant, to the point of being complimentary. You have two cities in dire straights, Johannesburg and Detroit. A corporation offers to swoop in, get involved politically, and take care of the problems at hand. District 9‘s MNU (Multi-National United) is painfully similar to Robocop‘s corrupt behemoth of industry called OCP (Omni Consumer Products). This is not theft; this similarity is simply a by-product of the fact that a giant, evil corporation with a cold-industrial moniker is the only way to skin that particular satiric-cat. When films like this are done properly, they are bound to share elements. I know I sound defensive against my own assertion that these movies are similar but, sue me, I like to argue with myself.

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    Wikus, District 9‘s “hero” is not unlike Officer Alex Murphy. The two men both start out the respective films as part of the machine that is trying to fix the problem. In the process of such, they both get injured, disfigured, loose their humanity, their ties with their family, are betrayed by their corporate superiors and are forced to use their new found situation to fight for what they see as right, all under the back drop of a much larger dystopian future. Wikus’ situation isn’t as finite as Murphy’s (as Murphy never had the option of going back to what he was, he died,) nor is Wikus a purely “good” soul as Murphy is, yet the similarities of their loss are apparent. Both futures, I might add, are very dank, dirty and covered in decade old grime. They both sport monuments of former glory, statues that depict utopia are engulfed in excrement and failure. Johannesburg is shown to be over run by a slum motif, covered in 20 years of stagnation, much like Detroit in Robocop; it is a city that looks like it has been without maintenance for several years.

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    District 9 starts out in a documentary style, which, I would argue is the equivalent of Robocop‘s several commercials and news programs. In the 80’s that is simply the way they decided to break the fourth wall, today audiences are more open to characters just talking to the camera. This device in both films, leads to, or creates most of the humor. The humor being very important, cause if you’re not laughing from time to time, you will forget what the filmmakers want you to remember… this is entertainment, it should be fun. However, it’s not mindless fun, there is depth, and sometimes it’s damn funny.

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    Neither film bothers to deal with the grandeur of the devices at hand. Robocop‘s narrative isn’t about the technical developments of robotic technology; District 9 isn’t about the complex nature of the alien’s world, society, and knowledge. In fact, District 9 shows audiences something very new to this decade, aliens that aren’t all that remarkable. They are about as smart and physically vulnerable as us, they just happen to have lived long enough to develope space travel and superior munitions technology… other then that, they are just humans that look different. A fresh, gut-punch approach to such sci-fi material is what made Robocop so biting in the 80’s. Same goes for District 9.

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    If you look at a lot of the criticism of District 9, you will see a pattern. My opinion is not fact, nor is anyone’s, but it seems to me that those that have put the movie in a negative light are not seeing the movie for what it is, they are simply seeing the premise. The premise sounds stupid, much like Robocop (which also has the added opposition of have a name that sounds ridiculous.) However, there is still people to this day that don’t “get” or “understand” the love for Paul Verhoeven’s sci-fi-horror-action classic… they are so dense that all they see is a stupid violent movie about a robot cop. The same goes for District 9, which is confusing, since even critics that are fully aware of the African Apartheid plot device still seem as though they aren’t in on the “joke.”

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    If everything I just said about the comparison between the two films seems like just a meandering mess… then at I’ll give you a good, clean, surface comparison. District 9 had its own ED-209:

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    That proves nothing, and goes against the angle of approach I was taking, but why fight it, let the internet have its fun.

    The biggest similarity that the films share is in what they represent for mainstream entertainment at the time of their release. These are real films, not adaptations, written and directed solely for the screen and the screen alone. Big-budget science fiction films, with substance, made with passion instead of a goal (i.e. “We want a movie based on this toy line… do it, do it right, and do it so everybody can understand it!”) They are huge, filled with counter-culture ideas, abnormal themes, for a select audience, and most of all heavy with questions. That is what you get when studios get behind things other then the bottom line. So thank you to Neill Blomkamp, Paul Verhoeven, and even Peter Jackson for “mavericking” the hell out of cinema. Let’s hope that Hollywood doesn’t try to emulate-rape the premise… the last thing we need is the Robocop 3 version of District 9, I wouldn’t buy that for a dollar.

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    SORORITY ROW

    Really? So did we just have a script lying around from the lame horror trend of the 90’s that a studio thought they might as well sink a couple millions into it just for laughs? This movie is 10 years past its prime. The sub-genre ignited by Scream and killed by every subsequent Scream rip-off, then chopped up by no less then 76 Scary Movie spoofs is coming to a theater near you!!! Isn’t it too early to do throwback to bad movies of last decade? Well at least Carrie Fisher is in it.

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  • Opinion In A Haystack: ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER – Book Review

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    The personal life of a film-buff is often greeted by others with the notion that they don’t read…well, that is this buff’s experience anyway. You tell people that your life’s work revolves around film and for some reason they think you are an illiterate, elitist, that has seen Pulp Fiction 5-bajillion times. The comeback is usually one of frustration, I tell them that not only do I read more then I watch movies, but I vehemently condemn anyone who thinks “watching” something is a substitute for literature…it’s not. Film and text are two separate worlds, neither works in each other’s stead, with the possible exception of those really awful script-adaptations for mainstream movies. I can’t help but think that reading the script adaptation of Snakes On A Plane is somewhat more empty then watching the movie, yet with the same thematic experience…only much longer and with less Sam Jackson.

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    In the realm of books on film it doesn’t get much better then Action Speaks Louder: Violence, Spectacle, and the American Action Movie by Eric Lichtenfeld. This is probably the premiere work on the subject of action films, covering their origins from westerns all the way up to the CGI-filled superhero genre that is clogging the cinema down the street from my house. It is cool to see arguably the most “broad” or “mainstream” genre get this kind of treatment from such a talented writer, one who views the subject as a legitimate form of reflection upon society. If you’ve ever wanted to know how the horrors of the Vietnam War reflect in Lethal Weapon, or how Cobra (yes, that Cobra) has deep socio-political undertones about our society at the time…this is the book for you.

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    The first two thirds are the most dynamite part of the read here. Lichtenfeld, who has a masters in media studies, starts at the very beginning, he examines the western genre, the caricatures and themes it created, and the validity of the claims that most, if not all, American action films are simply westerns in different settings. The most interesting focal point of all this being Clint Eastwood, who is the most prominent major star to cross over from western to action, namely with Dirty Harry. In fact, Lichtenfeld goes to such depths in his exploration of early cop/vigilante films such as Dirty Harry and Death Wish, that it seems hard to argue that they should even be considered “action” films when so much context, substance, and drama is involved.

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    He treats actors such as Eastwood, Charles Bronson, and John Waynes as the godfathers of action, with Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and Willis being the fathers and epitomes of the genre itself. Once he gets going on the 1980s you can tell he had a lot more fun putting those films, such a Commando, Predator, Die hard, Lethal Weapon, First Blood, Robocop, under the microscope. This is the era he most obviously is a fan of, however the book is not about reviews or critiques of quality, unless the film’s financial success or artistic merit is directly associated with his analysis. Also, all pictures in the book are noted as being taken directly from the author’s personal DVD collection.

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    I will say that the last third of the book did drag, if only because it becomes rather apparent that Lichtenfeld doesn’t feel any passion for the post-1995-CGI era of action movies. I could be wrong, but his critique of this era gets to be redundant and focuses heavily on the marketing of the films, which seems to be a silent insult to the movies and their creators. This is not to say that he doesn’t still give a very above average critique of this time period, it just pales to his excitement over the former chapters. He openly admits the differences, mostly negative, from modern action to “old school” action, and seems to be bored with the dawn of superhero movies almost completely obliterating the existence of pulp action fare, like Die Hard, from cinemas. What I took from it is, somewhere in the late 90s to the early 00s, mainstream “action” movies just became mainstream “movies” with actors starring in them, instead of action heroes. All I can say is, I agree. Matt Damon, Liam Neeson, and Christian Bale are good actors…but Arnie, Sly, and Bruno would pulverize them to an embarrassing degree.

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    It’s a great read, highly recommended. That’s all for now, I will be back very soon with another Buck Shots, hopefully some new release reviews, and a little something for the kids of today…VHS DISCUSSION!

    Thanks for reading.

  • Opinion In A Haystack: Buck Shots – Round 2

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    Money Shot (Wikipedia): provocative, sensational, or memorable sequence in a film, on which the film’s commercial performance is perceived to depend.

    Buck Shot: moments on which a film’s cheese-factor is based, often underlining the tone of the entire production and providing the viewer with the opposite effect intended.

    Round 2: WET MUSCLES AND DOOKIE!!!

    (Here’s Round 1)

    No Holds Barred (1989) ““ HULK HOGAN PONDERS A FAMILIAR SCENT

    Tag Lines:

    • No Ring. No Ref. No Rules.
    • The battle of the super tough guys.

    Who would have thought that only 19 years after No Holds Barred that a celebrated filmmaker, Darren Aronofsky, would take the subject of wrestling and make an Oscar worthy piece of art along side one of the greatest comeback performances in the history of cinema? The end of 2008 has brought us a film, The Wrestler, which proves that no genre is too silly or maligned to not only be salvaged, but perfected to the point of beauty. However, in no way does this take any of the joy out of watching a genius piece of camp like No Holds Barred, easily Hulk Hogan’s greatest screen performance (right above Suburban Commando of course.)

    NHB, as it’s called on the streets, is one of those glorious titles that is made up of almost 100% Buck Shots. This is due to several competing factors. Hogan’s plethora of skin tight, rainbow tinted, spandex outfits worn through out the film to Tiny Lister’s extremely heavy breathing every second he is in frame to the great Kurt Fuller playing an evil fight promoter that calls everyone a “JOCKASS,” this movie is brimming with endless moments of pure delight. All of this is complimented by the awesome 80’s fight scenes, the rouges gallery of silly contestants, the title of the film’s fight competition: THE BATTLE OF THE TOUGH GUYS (yeah, no joke) and the single greatest “poopy scene” of the entire decade. The plot is simple. Hulk Hogan, showing his acting range, plays the world wrestling champion named Rip. His catch phrase is, you guessed it: “RIP “˜EM!” He is challenged to a NO HOLDS BARRED fight by an ex-convict named Zeus, played to hardcore perfection by Tiny Lister (best known as Debo from Friday, or the President from The Fifth Element.) Rip initially refuses to fight him, but eventually gives in due to various factors and they have an all out brawl in which no holds, NONE, are barred.

    Hindsight is 20/20, and it is easy to look back on movies like this and laugh, but I will admit that I unabashedly love this movie in all its zany, kick ass, and slightly homosexual tension. It might be because of the camp, it might be the nostalgia, but I love it. Sue me. I even own the VHS and One sheet. You need to have a firm grasp on crap to know the opposite of such, and there is a lot of crap that is truly great”¦No Holds Barred being that very crap. So as someone who knows every inch of this Rocky 3-rip-off-cheesy-wrestling masterpiece I can safely say that the following scene is the greatest moment of its run time. Here we have Hogan, LITERALLY, explode out the top of the top of the limo in which he is being held captive. The heavy guitar starts up, Hulk begins throwing bad guys left and right. He tosses two full grown men completely over the limo, then one into the windshield, then back-punches a guy through the passenger window, followed by stuffing another bad-dude into the roof hole. The violent rage is just too much for the driver, as he sits in fear of what the Hulkster will do next. Hogan pulls the driver out of the car”¦and”¦well”¦one of the greatest dialogue exchanges of all time then occurs between them. The actor playing the limo driver has the edge here for most “buck-shoty,” but Hulk’s use of breathing and overblown eye movements keep him right up there as well. It’s one of those “How did this make the cut and what were they thinking?” moments. Watch:

    R.O.T.O.R. (1989) ““ R.O.T.O.R. vs. BOB’S COUNTRY BUNKER

    Tag Line:

    • Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

    R.O.T.O.R. or, more specifically, the Robotic Officer of the Tactical Operations Research unit is probably the best example of the sheer glut of uninspired low budget dreck that was churned out during the VHS boom all those centuries ago. No part of this movie is even remotely original. The poster, as admittedly awesome as it is, is completely stolen from Mad Max. The plot is completely ripped from Terminator, sans the time travel. The only reason one can’t rag on it for stealing Judge Dredd‘s tagline is that it was released prior. Also, the title is excessively annoying to type due to the damn periods.

    I was lucky enough to stumble onto the destruction path of R.O.T.O.R. through the miracle of Cinemax circa 2000. My friend, I shall refer to him as Pie, caught it around the same time and both of us marveled at how downright awful it was. Luckily the video store I was managing had a VHS copy so I could spread the joy among the unenlightened. It’s mostly (mostly…not totally) boring, incompetent and completely devoid of coherence. As Pie pointed out, the entire film seems to be completely over dubbed with separate audio, and upon further viewings it became exceedingly obvious that the editors chucked out some underlying story lines which culminated in the main character getting shot in the back while walking to his car AFTER the R.O.T.O.R. was dead and gone. I’ve watched the movie all the way through about three times and still don’t understand why exactly that happens, but it makes it all the funnier.

    The plot is a tale as old as time. A “special unit” laboratory creates a police robot to fight crime, something goes wrong, robot malfunctions, robot drives away on it’s motorcycle and begins murdering innocents that don’t realize he is, in fact, a robot. If only all Sci-fi characters would heed the words of Jeff Goldblum: “your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” However they don’t heed those words and this is what happens”¦a robot with a mustache punches them in the face.

    As boring and uneventful as the film is, there are at least 3 solid Buck Shots to be found in it, so expect for this title to pop up again in a future entry. The scene I have chosen is easily my favorite of the whole movie, when R.O.T.O.R. attacks the diner. The obvious cheapness displayed in this clip gives you a feel of the whole production. Things to pay attention to are the constantly looping synthetic music, the shiny bald eagle sticker on R.O.T.O.R.’s helmet and the cook’s painfully fake front teeth and country accent, perhaps the only sign that the movie was laughing at it self (or was it?) The best moment is of course when the super strong R.O.T.O.R. tries to attack a waitress, but is hindered by the featherweight tables. As she runs away, three “good ole boys” mosey on in, each of them prepared to take down the evil cop in their own fashion. The first guy is the ignorant redneck brawler, who sexually harasses the waitress as she panics in fear, then immediately tries slugging the Robot whom he addresses as a “Faggot city cop.” The second guy, surprisingly, knows karate”¦which of course is no match for the likes of the R.O.T.O.R. Then of course, the third dude steps up to the plate. He stands around 6 feet tall with a hair helmet and a 3 inch thick mustache. He proudly questions the R.O.T.O.R. “How about a real man now, asshole?” He then proceeds (I’m giggling as I type this) to rip off his pre-torn shirt, give a huge bicep flex display, then grabs the R.O.T.O.R. in the most sexually tensioned “are they going to make out?” manner possible. It’s quite the sight. Also, all of this is done in one master shot, only cutting away once”¦very artistic, almost documentary style (I will admit that the slow move-in shot on the Robot in the doorway is pretty bad ass, I’ll give them that.) I think that the slo-mo at the end of the clip works wonders here:


    That’s all for round 2…Thanks for reading!