Tag: Jean Luc Picard

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 3/11/16: A Bad Motivator

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    We are spoiled for 1/6th-scale greatness, particularly with the Star Wars license. In just the last year, we’ve gotten stunningly pitch-perfect takes on Obi-Wan Kenobi, Han Solo, Chewbacca, R2-D2, and C-3PO. The latest bit of wonderfulness is Hot Toys’ take on A New Hope‘s Luke Skywalker (Sideshow, $229.99). From the spot-on Mark Hamill sculpt to the uniformly exquisite tailoring of his Tatooine togs, this is the best Luke we’ve gotten, bar none. It also features Hot Toys signature swappable LED lightsaber arm, which sports a healthy blue glow. In addition to that, we’ve got the blast helmet (with swappable under-helmet hair) and training remote, binoculars, a droid caller, and his deleted scenes bucket hat and poncho. Oh, and while you’re at it, be sure to also snag the latest delightful droid release, R5-D4 (Sideshow, $139.99). It even comes with a bad motivator, which you can trigger by pushing one of his visual sensors. Those 1/6-scale Jawas can’t come fast enough.

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    If Inside Out was Toy Story, then The Good Dinosaur (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is A Bug’s Life – a lovely, enjoyable film wholly overshadowed by its juggernaut predecessor. But now you can rectify your oversight with a viewing of this gorgeous, heartfelt little gem at home, which is packed with bonus features, including the theatrical short Sanjay’s Super Team, featurettes, deleted scenes, and much more. In fact, the copious bonus features hearken back to the heyday of the Pixar special edition DVDs.

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    I admit, I had my worries about The Peanuts Movie (Fox, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) after seeing the first trailer. Without the creative input of Charles Schulz and Bill Melendez, would they take these cherished characters down a crass path? Well, crisis averted, because the film turned out to be a delight that beautifully captured the spirit of Charlie Brown’s neurotic universe. Bonus materials include featurettes, music videos, and more.

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    You know to start ticking off the days to the new season when the previous season hits shelves, so let the arrival of Game Of Thrones: The Complete Fifth Season (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$ SRP) kick things off with a refresher course on all of the myriad and very near confusing plotlines. Where this 4-disc set really shines, though, is in the incredible bonus features, with the usual complement of audio commentaries and featurettes being bolstered by the endlessly fascinating animated histories of the show’s mythology. With a world as rich as the one crafted by George R. R. Martin, it’s a welcome dive into a deep well.
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    When you think of catchphrases for Star Trek: The Next Generation‘s Captain Jean-Luc Picard. One is “Make it so.” Then you’ve got “Engage.” Sure, maybe “Shut up, Wesley.” Makes the cut, too. But certainly on that list is one that involves a certain beverage the good captain was fond of, and now the fine folks at Thinkgeek have made it so by offering a tin of Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. (Thinkgeek, $14.99). So now you too can sip the tea of a Starfleet legend while you contemplate your next negotiation.

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    That its true story of a group of canny investors that saw the mortgage crisis looming and gamed a system about to self-destruct plays like an ink-black farce makes The Big Short (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) both painfully funny and a painful reminder of just how precariously stacked upon the backs of fools our financial system truly is. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted scenes.

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    If there’s one thing that Drunk History (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$26.99 SRP) has taught us, it’s that we all would have learned a lot more in school if our teachers had been fall-down smashed. The 3rd season covers subjects ranging from the Civil War to the Cold War and more, and makes a great thing even better. Bonus materials include 5 unblurred episodes, extended/deleted scenes, hiccups, and more.

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    While the packaging tries to make the finality ambiguous, it certainly feels like the long, odd journey that has brought us to the 6th season of Community (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP) comes with a true sense of closure for both the characters and the audience. And as a fan of the show from the very start, I’m fine with that. All things must end, right? Unless you’re The X-Files. Which really should have stayed dead. Well and truly. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, a featurette, and a gag reel.

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    Following on his Oscar-winning performance as Stephen Hawking, Eddie Redmayne pulls off another remarkable turn in The Danish Girl (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) as a young man who begins to express his long-repressed desire to live as a woman after his artist wife asks him to fill in as a portrait model. Bonus materials include a making-of featurette.

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    However, if you want a genuinely enjoyable show that exquisitely captures the awkwardness of its characters and the situations they find themselves in, try the first season of Togetherness (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), from Jay & Mark Duplass. Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes and deleted scenes.

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    While I have zero interest in seeing what the live action cinematic take will be on DC Comics’ mightiest heroes, I have nothing but love for the endearingly goofy LEGO adventure Justice League: Cosmic Clash (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP), which finds the League teaming with the Legion Of Super Heroes against Brainiac. Bonus materials include a featurette and a gag reel.
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    Why get a wimpy rinkydink lunch box when the R&D braintrust at Thinkgeek have devised a heavy-duty Tactical Lunch Kit (Thinkgeek, $29.99). The black nylon bag has a waterproof lining, an adjustable shoulder strap, and comes with a 12oz button-flow thermos with cup lid. Oh, and it’s finished off with a massive velcro patch that says “LUNCH”, because that’s what’s in it.

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    Continuing their genuinely wonderful partnership of chocolate and peanut butter fun, LEGO Star Wars: Droid Tales (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) brings C-3PO and R2-D2 front and center as they relate the Star Wars saga from their perspective following the Battle of Endor, with all of the off-kilter LEGO sensibility we’ve come to love.

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    The madcap misadventures of the prisoners of Germany’s most inept Stalag are yours for the taking in this massive 27-disc collection of Hogan’s Heroes: The Complete Series (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$79.99 SRP). In addition to all of the Colonel Klink-thwarting escape attempts, bonus features include audio commentaries, a photo gallery, and a gag reel. Now you’ll know everysink!

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    As a parody of the sweeping, bombastically self-important miniseries events that defined TV in the 70s and 80s, The Spoils Of Babylon (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) comes awfully close to being a sublime success, but it never quite manages to gel into that sweet spot. Which is a shame, because so many of the elements are there, from its eclectically star-studded cast to many of the story beats.

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    After numerous duds at NBC, Fox got the live musical on TV right by realizing you had to have an audience present to keep the energy up, and that’s why Grease: Live! (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$21.99 SRP) is a fun romp of an awkward book with memorable songs. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes providing a fascinating look at what a logistical nightmare it is to pull off a live show on network TV.

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    I have a love/hate relationship with Ron Howard as a filmmaker. While the stories he directs tend to be powerful, I find the film’s themselves to often be sterile affairs that never quite achieve a launch velocity. His latest, In The Heart Of The Sea (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, 3D Blu-Ray-$44.95 SRP), is based on the true-life tale of a rogue whale that inspired Melville to write Moby Dick. The tale is mighty, the visuals are pretty darn nifty in 3D, and the cast, led by Chris Hemsworth, bring their all, but it feels more a small curio than a truly great film. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted/extended scenes.

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    It was always a mess of truly unlikable characters, but it’s in the fourth season of Girls (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) that the wheels really come off the bus, as plots just kind of devolve into indifference-inducing masses of dialogue. But it does have a lovely turn by Kylo Ren, laying the groundwork of his obvious family issues. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, and deleted/extended scenes.

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    The second season of Turn (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) finds the Patriot capitol of Philadelphia fallen to the hands of the British and General Washington besieged both without and within, as conspirators infiltrate his ranks. His closest ally? Benedict Arnold. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted/extended scenes.

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    The franchise has become, much like Ice Age, a quick way to generate amiable enough stories sure to entertain the kids, and Open Season: Scared Silly (Sony, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$30.99 SRP) certainly fits into that mold as forest-dwellers Boog and Elliot return with an all new adventure about overcoming fear. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and a blooper reel.

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    Want a goofball sword and sorcery romp this weekend? With a name like Dudes & Dragons (Momentum Pictures, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), you can pretty much suss out exactly what you’re getting when a ragtag bunch of unlikely heroes go up against a wizard (James Marsters) intent on ridding the land of love. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and a blooper reel.

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    Because it’s a massive IP, it was inevitable that Nick Jr. would want its share of the Turtle pie, so we get the younger-skewing animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Half-Shell Heroes – Blast To The Past (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP), which finds our younger, pluckier foursome rocking to the dino past.

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    Strawberry Shortcake and her berry berry good pals return for more adventures in a pair of brand new releases – Strawberry Shortcake: Sweet Sunshine Adventures & Strawberry Shortcake: Berry Bake Shop (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP each).Bonus materials include printable recipes, coloring pages, a music video, and a featurette.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 2/3/12: Mockingbird, Yeah

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    As part of their 100th anniversary celebration, Universal has cleaned up and presented a pretty-damn definitive high definition edition of To Kill A Mockingbird (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP), looking and sounding truly spiffy. The stunning quality of the film itself remains intact as an unassailable classic. Bonus materials include a feature-length making-of documentary, an audio commentary, interviews, featurettes, a look at Universal’s restoration process, and more.

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    Do you like magnets? I like magnets. Do you like tops? Heck, who doesn’t love tops! Well, now you can chocolate and peanut butter them to get the Magnet Powered Spinning Top ($9.99), which is the perfect little desk novelty to keep you giddy during those long work days.

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    If Monty Python defined British comedy for the 70’s, it was Channel 4’s inaugural comedy show The Comic Strip Presents that set the tone for the strident comedy of the 1980’s. Featuring the likes of Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Rik Mayall, Ade Edmondson, Alexei Sayle, and Robbie Coltrane, the short comedic films are absolute gems and required viewing for anyone who considers themselves a comedy lover. The Complete Comic Strip Presents Collection (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$89.98 SRP) contains all 5 seasons, plus a hefty clutch of bonus materials.

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    I’m a massive fan of the legendary Marvel Comics series Fantastic Four, which means I dove into the exquisite history of the book’s creation and golden age – Lee & Kirby: The Wonder Years (Twomorrows, $19.95) – with gusto. Well-researched and well-presented, author Mark Alexander makes the brilliant creative alchemy and circumstance between Stan Lee & Jack Kirby come alive.

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    While I applaud Paramount for dipping into the coffers to take the time and considerable cost necessary to high definition upgrade (via original film negative and effects materials) the whole series, I wish the Star Trek: The Next Generation – The Next Level (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$22.99 SRP) sampler disc did not feature a trio of regrettable episodes to showcase all of the incredible work being done. I certainly would not have picked “Encounter At Farpoint”, “Sins Of The Father”, and “The Inner Light”, though I can understand wanting to take the worst and most dated – the pilot – and show off the new process, but it also is a reminder of just how plodding and awkward that pilot was… Even if it does look and sound better than you can possible believe now.

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    As far as thought-provoking science fiction flicks go, In Time (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is an interesting enough watch, with a concept that finds humanity immortal from the age of 25 – but with all currency in the form of time from their lives. The rich can live forever. The poor die when they’ve spent all of their time. And when a poor person (Justin Timberlake) upsets the system? You get this movie. Bonus materials include deleted/extended scenes and a featurette.

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    The Blu-Ray pact between Miramax and Lionsgate brings another pair of catalogue releases to tick off your waitlist – the Academy Award sweeper The English Patient (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) & the Civil War epic Cold Mountain (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    If you’re going to revisit a beloved horror film, you should probably at least try to be up to the challenge. Sadly, the new “prequel” to John Carpenter’s The Thing (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) doesn’t quite realize the subtlety and realism that made the horror really pack a punch, instead opting for unconvincing CGI and too much bluster. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, featurettes, and more.

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    You know me – I simply adore Doctor Who. And because I’m a geek, that means I also love the action figures based on the almost 50 years of the series being produced by Underground Toys. I’ll be featuring some pretty damned spiffy sets in the near future, but consider this one a celebration of all of the figures they’ve been producing recently from the more recent Matt Smith 11th Doctor era of the show. All figures retail for around $15-$20, depending on where you find them. You’ve got the Corroded Cyberman with Chest Damage, Corroded Cyberman with Face Damage, & a clutch of Cybermats from “Closing Time”. Or go even creepier with a Silent with Closed Mouth or a creepier Silent with Open Mouth. Okay, maybe creepiest of all is the Peg Soldier from “Night Terrors”. Ah, but that’s enough baddies. Let’s move on to River Song, and her mind-controlled assassin mode as The Astronaut. Or how about darling little Amelia Pond. There’s the TARDIS personified as Idris from “The Doctor’s Wife” And how about we wrap things up with a whole bunch of 11th Doctor variants – the Flesh Doctor, the 11th Doctor with Beard, the 11th Doctor with Cowboy Hat, AND FINALLY The 11th Doctor with a brand new (and much more accurate the Matt Smith) head sculpt. Aren’t they all great?

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    The brilliance of Sideshow’s Premium Format Gollum ($299) is that, considering what a small figure our ring-obsessed degenerate Hobbit would be in the 1/4-scale, they’ve decided to give us the ability to display to complete versions – the ring-clutching and glowering Gollum and the triumphant Smeagol, both of which are perched atop a tall rock. Ah, but even when you’re not displaying a version in its full figure glory, they’ve provided a separate base which allows you to display the alternate version as a bust, complete with its own swappable nameplate. How cool is that?

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/15/09: To Boldly Go

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    There are many catalogue titles whose arrival in high definition have been long awaited, and near the tippy top of the nerd list (I count myself amongst you, my brothers and sisters) is the Star Trek feature films. The arrival of JJ Abrams’s big screen revamp means that we get the 6 films comprising the original cast’s own cinematic adventures, all contained in the Star Trek: Original Motion Picture Collection (Paramount, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$139.99 SRP). All 6 films are in their original theatrical cuts (meaning no Motion Picture director’s cut, or extended cuts of II & VI). You do get most of the special features contained in the 2-disc special editions from a few years back, plus new audio commentaries and featurettes. The biggest bonus, though, is an exclusive 7th disc – a 70-minute conversation between William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, and host Whoopi Goldberg titled “Star Trek: The Captain’s Summit”.

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    This past winter, things got a bit dry in the ol’ air I was a’ breathin’. Not wanting to cart out the massive room humidifier I had occasionally used in years past, I instead suffered through the dryness. If only I knew then about the Personal Humidifier ($59.99), I would have been far happier. As you can see in the picture, it’s a small, portable humidifier that gets its water source from your average bottled water bottle. It also runs pretty darn quietly, has low energy usage, and is something you could easily throw into your luggage and take on a trip.

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    Even though the new Star Trek film effectively eliminates all of these stories from continuity (big nerd boo!), the eight episodes – 4 on each – contained on the single disc Best Of Star Trek: The Original Series and Best Of Star Trek: The Next Generation (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP each) really are the cream of the crop. The TOS set features “The City On The Edge Of Forever”, “The Trouble With Tribbles”, “Balance Of Terror”, and “Amok Time”. The TNG set features “The Best Of Both Worlds” Part I & II, “Yesterday’s Enterprise”, and “The Measure Of A Man”.

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    Some see it as the film the broke the back of the Star Trek franchise, poking fun at some of the barnacles that had long ago become franchise cliches. Nonsense. I see Galaxy Quest (Dreamworks, Rated PG, DVD-$14.98 SRP) as a wonderful, post-modern celebration of the classic Star Trek series, from its sci-fi tech to its message, and the writing and actors that brought it all to life. Galaxy Quest has just gotten a newly remastered special edition, with a clutch of new featurettes and deleted scenes, in addition to the materials from the original release.

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    For some inexplicable reason, North America’s first DVD introduction to the wonderful Kingdom (BFS, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) – starring Stephen Fry as a small town lawyer – is starting with the release of the show’s second series. Why? I have no idea. Pick this up, but here’s hoping they hurry up and release the first series.

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    Penn & Teller are back on the case, exposing bullshit for what it is in the complete sixth season of the appropriately titled Penn & Teller: Bullshit (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Their targets this time include NASA, porn, new age medicine, dolphins, sleep, green products, sensitivity training, child safety, nostalgia, and world peace. Yes… They call bullshit on world peace. I love these guys.

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    Remind yourself of Tom Hanks’s mulleted-glory in full high definition via the new extended cut of The Da Vinci Code (Sony, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$38.96 SRP). Not only does the 2-disc set contain the enbiggened cut, but is also contains a 5-minute preview of the sequel Angels & Demons, an audio commentary, and a whopping 17 behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    Launched as an online extension of his low-cost animation empire, Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$22.97 SRP) comes to DVD in a collection of all of the shorts released so far. Bonus features include a red carpet featurette and galleries. A Blu-Ray edition ($24.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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    Liam Neeson plays a father (and ex-CIA agent) who’s hot on the trail of his kidnapped daughter in the surprisingly engaging thriller Taken (Fox, Rated PG-13, DVD-$34.98 SRP), as the seemingly quiet man calls upon his CIA training to try and piece the puzzle of her whereabouts together. Bonus features include audio commentaries, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and side-by-side scene comparisons A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    It’s no great flick, but there was a certain B-movie horror punch to The Grudge (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$28.95 SRP) that only the Japanese can deliver with enough psychological hoo-ha to make it all seem classy, and now you can see it all in high definition (with identical bonus features to the standard release). This is happening because the far lesser new installment, Grudge 3 (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$24.96 SRP) is making its own DVD debut, with deleted scenes and a pair of featurettes.

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    Remember all those TV shows you bought on DVD? Well, you might as well get used to re-buying them all on Blu-Ray, particularly when shows like CSI get a high definition season 1 release (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$89.99 SRP) presented in 16×9 for the first time, plus a director’s cut of the pilot and all of the featurettes, promos, deleted scenes, and outtakes found on the original release. That’s right – start saving pennies.

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    I suppose somewhere, in some universe, someone was hoping for a direct-to-video sequel to Donnie Darko focusing on the now grown-up sister of Donnie and her own encounters with time-hopping bunnies and bizarreness. Well, that person will be happy to hear about the existence of S. Darko (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$22.98 SRP), which does exactly that. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a pair of featurettes, A Blu-Ray edition ($29.99 SRP) is also available, with identical features.

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    The House of Mouse continues its Walt Disney Animation Collection of classic short films with the release of a new trio of discs featuring The Wind In The Willows, The Tortoise And The Hare, and The Reluctant Dragon (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP each). Each disc also contains of clutch of additional shorts mostly themed to the title short.

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    Kicking back with more comforting junk food comedy in the form of the complete fifth season of Two And A Half Men (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP) is always an option. The 4-disc set contains all 19 episodes, plus the episode of CSI written by the Two And A Half writing staff, a featurette about the crossover, a look at the show’s 100th episode, and a spotlight on the rotating end title cards.

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    The latest Marvel premium format figure from the fine folks at Sideshow Collectibles is none other than that prince of the deep, the sovereign ruler of Atlantis, Prince Namor, The Sub-Mariner ($244.99). Namor stands 18″ high, and the Sideshow exclusive edition (limited to only 350 pieces) comes with a replaceable hand wielding the incredible trident you see pictured below.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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