Tag: Steve Austin

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 9/25/15: I Am Groot

    weekendshopping.png

    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Granted, we still have seen no sign of Drax, but the release of both Starlord and Gamora a few months back did nothing but build an incredible anticipation for the arrival of the characters all of us really wanted. I mean, those others are great and all, but anyone who fell in love with the film certainly fell in love with Rocket Raccoon & Groot ($359.99). And the Hot Toys 1/6-scale figures perfectly capture the galactic duo, right down to the whiskers on Rocket and the exquisite detailing of Groot’s bark. The sculpting is complemented by the by-now expected incredible paint-ops. These guys are simply wonderful. As far as accessories, you get a swappable angry face for Groot, Rocket’s really big gun, and not one, but two variations on little potted Groot. Awesome.

    weekendpicks20150925-01.png

    weekendpicks20150925-02.png

    weekendpicks20150925-03.png

    weekendpicks20150925-04.png

    weekendpicks20150925-05.png

    weekendpicks20150925-06.png

    blankguide.gif

    Now that we have cleared the Elmo storm that threatened to capsize the venerable institution known as Sesame Street, we’re able to refocus on the show’s true heart and icon, Big Bird, and the incredibly gifted performer who gave soul to both the bird and his emotional counterpoint, Oscar The Grouch, Caroll Spinney. The vehicle for this celebration is the brilliant documentary I Am Big Bird (Cinedigm, Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP), and to say anything more beyond a hearty push for you to go see it, immediately, should not be needed. So go see it. Bonus materials include a far-too-small clutch of additional scenes.

    blankguide.gif

    To say that Mad Max: Fury Road (Warner Bros., Rated R, 3D Blu-Ray-$44.95 SRP) is better than it has any right to be is not an exaggeration. That it is better by a long, long, longshot – I’d daresay it’s even great – is simply astonishing. These kinds of reboots aren’t supposed to work, but leave it to mastermind George Miller to craft the perfect gonzo revival of his original apocalyptic vision. Bonus materials include behind-the-scenes featurettes.

    blankguide.gif

    While the recent must-have sets culled episodes from the show’s later seasons, we thankfully cleared whatever red tape hampered the release of The Carol Burnett Show: The Lost Episodes (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$59.95 SRP) so we can finally view selections from the venerable show’s first 5 seasons. While I wish it was comprehensive, the 6-disc set contains 16 uncut episodes from across those 5 years, along with bonus material from Carol & the gang., including featurettes, interviews, and a blooper reel.

    blankguide.gif

    thinkgeek-01.jpg

    As slaves to all of our USB rechargeable devices, it would be supremely helpful to be able to figure out which ports and cables will juice those devices to full capacity in the fastest time possible. Well, now you can figure out the answers to all of those important questions and do something about it with the Power Practical Meter and Fast Charge Cable (Thinkgeek, $9.99). That’ll sort ya.

    thinkgeek-02.jpg

    blankguide.gif

    While the legendary Carl Barks will always be foremost among the many comics creators working with Disney’s ducks, not the least for his creation of Scrooge McDuck, the second position in my heart goes to Don Rosa. Taking his inspiration from Barks, Rosa was able to craft incredible epics for a new generation of fans, full of intricate details and mythology that embraced the legacy of Barks’ classics. The fine folks at Fantagraphics have been following up their wonderful Carl Barks Library releases with the third volume in their Don Rosa Library, Uncle Scrooge And Donald Duck: Treasure Under Glass (Fantagraphics, $29.99 SRP), which collects another batch of Rosa’s Duck Family work, along with additional essays and insights. And it is GREAT.

    blankguide.gif

    The folks controlling the mighty Carson archive have dipped back into the vaults for a series I sincerely hope has some legs, because I’m loving their The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson: Featured Guest Series (Carson Entertainment, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP each), which devote an entire disc just to episodes featuring a specific luminary. The first three volumes in the series spotlight Don Rickles, Robin Williams, and David Letterman. These releases include the full, uncut shows, along with commercials. They truly are wonderful. Now, can we please, please, PLEASE get a Jim Henson-centric volume? PLEASE?

    blankguide.gif

    Pixar has had two of them already, but this is the first time that the modern shorts from the House of Mouse get their own spotlight with the Walt Disney Short Films Collection (Walt Disney, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which brings together a dozen shorts from the last 20 years, some for the first time on home video. Included in the collection are some real gems, especially Goofy’s How To Hook Up Your Home Theater. There’s also a bonus featurette on the process of making a short.

    blankguide.gif

    Listen, I never thought we’d see any seasons, let alone get to the point where we’d see the release of the second and final season of Don Rickles short-lived 70s sitcom CPO Sharkey (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP), where Rickles did his best take on a Navy veteran who was one part Bilko and one part Archie Bunker, forced to deal with new recruits. As if that weren’t Rickles enough, Time Life has gone and sweetened the pot with The Don Rickles TV Specials: Volume 1 (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$ SRP), featuring two uncut network specials from the 70s packed with guest stars. Here’s hoping Volume 2 comes quickly.

    blankguide.gif

    It’s rare to get a science fiction film that doesn’t fall apart under its own pretension (I’m looking at you, Tomorrowland), so it was a pleasant surprise to find Ex Machina (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), which manages to present a fresh spin on old AI tropes that give us a thriller centered around what makes something truly sentient. Bonus materials include featurettes and interviews.

    blankguide.gif

    It’s unfortunate that it’s not a Blu-Ray release, because it is a beautifully shot series, but The Last Man On Earth: The Complete First Season (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is still worth picking up because its tale of the titular man, played by Will Forte, is a sublime bit of post-apocalyptic farce. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, a Q&A panel, and a gag reel.

    blankguide.gif

    I’m still not a fan of the character design and animation, but the first season of Star Wars Rebels (Walt Disney, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$45.99 SRP) managed the nigh impossible – it made me interested in Star Wars again. No small task, considering how smothered my enthusiasm was by the prequels. Taking place in the gap between those prequels and A New Hope, it shows the rise of what would become the Rebellion. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes.

    blankguide.gif

    And if that’s not enough Star Wars to keep your adrenaline going, why not enjoy the delightfully daft take on the canon with LEGO Star Wars: The New Yoda Chronicles (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), which features 4 complete stories starring Luke, ghost Obi-Wan, and everyone’s favorite green Jedi master. Bonus materials include featurettes and an alternate ending.

    blankguide.gif

    For years, Berkeley Breathed, creator of the legendary Bloom County and Outland, swore that there would never be a comprehensive release of the strips he produced during his college years. Despite pleading fans desperate to complete their collections with these proto-Breathed rarities, he was adamant it would never happen. Well, guess what? He changed his mind. So now, the fine folks at IDW, who have released the complete runs of Bloom County, Outland, and Opus, have now released Academia Waltz (IDW, $39.99 SRP), and it brings together all of those college strips, plus additional bonus material.

    blankguide.gif

    As we barrel towards the holiday season, are you looking for the perfect gift for the Harry Potter fan in your life? And a practical one, at that? How about the Harry Potter: Gryffindor Deluxe Stationary Set (Insight Editions, $34.95 SRP)? The box contains a 192-page blank journal featuring the Gryffindor house heraldry, a wax stamp (with two wax sticks), letter-writing paper, envelopes, and a paperweight. It’s a pretty sweet little set full of things you can actually use.

    blankguide.gif

    Warners opens their vault to bring a trio of catalogue releases to Blu-Ray for the first time, with the high definition debut of Free Willy (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$14.98 SRP), Blast From The Past (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$14.98 SRP), and my personal favorite, Innerspace (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$14.98 SRP). Blast From The Past includes the theatrical trailer, while Free Willy sports the Michael Jackson music video, an interview, trailers, and a montage. Finally, Innerspace contains an audio commentary and the theatrical trailer.

    blankguide.gif

    Cartoon Network is the current home for some absolutely wonderful creator-driven animation, and the perfect example of that is the beautifully executed miniseries Over The Garden Wall (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$14.97 SRP) about a pair of brothers lost in a strange forest. And that’s all I’m going to tell you, so go watch it. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and the original pilot.

    blankguide.gif

    After he was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, music legend Glen Campbell decided to embark on a national goodbye tour across America. What was supposed to have only been 5 week tour turned into a year-and-half, and the poignantly triumphant documentary Glen Campbell: I’ll Be Me (Virgil Films, Rated PG, DVD-$19.99 SRP) charts his journey through the tour and the mounting challenges his disease.

    blankguide.gif

    As they mine their IP catalogue, I was not terribly fond of Disney’s recent dour live action take on Maleficent. Maybe that’s why I was pleasantly surprised by just how much I wound up enjoying director Kenneth Branagh’s take on Cinderella (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$36.99 SRP), which actually manages to be pleasantly evocative of their animated original while comfortable making the transition to live action. Bonus materials include featurettes and the animated Frozen Fever short.

    blankguide.gif

    Keen for the kind of middling heist movie you might have seen on a lazy Saturday afternoon on HBO? And makes the unlikely pairing of Hayden Cristensen and Adrian Brody? Look no further than American Heist (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP). It’s your classic “one last heist” tale, with the pair playing criminal brothers, one of whom has tried to turn his life around while the other was in jail. And now… Yeah… One last heist.

    blankguide.gif

    If there’s one thing we can thank the new Goosebumps movie for, it’s that it got Sony to release a trio of high-def special editions for their modern kiddie classics The Indian In The Cupboard, Zathura and Jumanji (Sony, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP each). All three contain new bonus materials, including featurettes and a sneak peek at Goosebumps.

    blankguide.gif

    It got off to a bit of a rough start, but there’s a very definite quirky charm to be found in Clarence: Dust Buddies (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$14.97 SRP), the second collection of episodes from the Cartoon Network series. The disc contains 12 episodes, but sadly no bonus features.

    blankguide.gif

    Disney animator/director Eric Goldberg, best known for his work on Genie in Aladdin, was recently tasked with creating as series of black & white portraits in the style of the legendary Al Hirshfeld, featuring classic Disney characters from Mickey to Baymax and beyond. Those portraits have been collected in An Animator’s Gallery: Eric Goldberg Draws The Disney Characters (Disney Editions, $40 SRP).

    blankguide.gif

    Fans of DC superheroes in their animated incarnations have a one-two power punch of titles to pick from, with the wonderful romp that is LEGO DC Superheroes: Justice League – Attack Of The Legion Of Doom (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$ SRP), which is all the fun we’ve come to expect from a LEGO anything, and the kiddie-friendly Batman Unlimited: Monster Mayhem (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP). While Monster Mayhem is packed with bonus shorts, the sole feature on Doom is a featurette on sound design –but it does come with a nifty Trickster minifig!

    blankguide.gif

    Ten years after it failed to find an audience during its initial run on HBO but managed to build a healthy cult following, Lisa Kudrow returned as B-list TV star Valerie Cherish in The Comeback (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), the entire 21-episode run of which is now collected in one place, along with audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and a featurette.

    blankguide.gif

    The fourth season of Once Upon A Time (ABC Studios, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$45.99 SRP) is the one in which Disney woke up and realized it was high time they stuck their moneymaker into the franchise, heralding the arrival of the Frozen crew to the shenanigans in Stroybrooke. It was awkward. But then they also brought Maleficent, Ursula, and Cruella. So, there was that, too. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, bloopers, and deleted scenes.

    blankguide.gif

    We’re 5 seasons in to The Walking Dead (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$69.98 SRP) and Team Rick are no closer to doing anything right or finding any permanent happiness in their depressing march towards their eventual deaths. Yeah, that about sums it up. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

    blankguide.gif

    On a scale of sane to crazy, the first season of Gotham (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$60.10 SRP) buries the needle. The drama is a modern spin on classic camp that owes more to the 60s Batman than to any other genre show currently on television, which is aided and abetted by a cast that surely understands they’re in a bizarro universe just this side of Schumacher. Which is to say watch this hot mess. It’s mesmerizing. Bonus materials include featurettes, unaired scenes, and a gag reel.

    blankguide.gif

    You want a solid B movie starring formerly “Stone Cold” Steve Austin as a fixer alongside war veteran turned assassin Michael Jai White? Well, that’s Chain Of Command (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), which manages to hit all of the schlock sweet spots, from ham-fisted dialogue to delightfully wooden performances, all wrapped up in a ludicrous plot.

    blankguide.gif

    Based on the Thomas Hardy novel, Far From The Madding Crowd (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) casts impossibly delightful Carey Mulligan as headstrong Victorian Bathsheba Everdene, an independent woman sorting through the advances of a trio of suitors. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, an extended ending, and more.

    blankguide.gif

    Take an in-depth look at director Joe Wright’s cinematic trip to Neverland in The Art Of Pan (Insight Editions, $45 SRP), packed with interviews and art taking readers on a magical journey through the film’s production.

    blankguide.gif

    For the first time in almost 30 years, Jeff Lynne’s ELO performed live for a massive audience in London, captured in the concert film Jeff Lynne’s ELO: Live In Hyde Park (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP). As a bonus, the disc also include a documentary on the history of Jeff & ELO, plus a bonus interview.

    blankguide.gif

    The comedy was, by design, of the truly cornpone caliber, but the real joy of digging into the 3-disc Hee Haw Collection (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$12.95 SRP) is the time capsule of legendary musical acts. Performers featured in the set include Tennessee Ernie Ford, Loretta Lynn, Conway Twitty, Tammy Wynette, and more, plus bonus interviews.

    blankguide.gif

    The best I can say about the comedic teaming of Reese Witherspoon and Sophia Vergara in Hot Pursuit (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) is that it’s at least watcahable, if uneven and ultimately disposable. Still, Witherspoon’s uptight police officer transporting federal witness Vergara is probably as close to seeing Officer Flick as we’ll get. Bonus materials include featurettes, a gag reel, and an alternate ending.

    blankguide.gif

    Aquatic evildoers beware, for The Adventures of Spongebob Squarepants (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) collects the episodes featuring undersea heroes Mermaidman and Barnacleboy! Ha!

    blankguide.gif

    The story of newlywed senior citizens Alan (Sir Derek Jacobi) and Celia (Anne Reid) continues in Last Tango In Halifax: Season 3 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), as the pair of childhood sweethearts building a better-late-than-never life together faces complications from revelations about Alan’s past, as well as drama from their adult daughters.

    blankguide.gif

    While the rest of the show would manage to make even Aaron Spelling slightly embarrassed, the first season of The Royals (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) was quite canny in casting Elizabeth Hurley as the Queen of its bickering, backstabbing dynasty. It’s trashy in all the right ways.

    blankguide.gif

    The premise of The Returned (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), based on a French series, is an intriguing one, as the dead of a small town mysteriously return, sometimes years after their passing, as if nothing had happened. It’s just a shame that this adaptation took so long to find its footing and finally do something with that premise, because by the time it did, it had already lost most viewers. Still, despite its cancellation, it’s worth giving this first and only season a spin, if only to see glimmers of what might have been.

    blankguide.gif

    Kids in need of a lesson can learn one with their Nickelodeon friends with Let’s Learn Kindness (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), featuring episodes from Wallykazam, Bubble Guppies, Dora The Explorer, Team Umizoomi, Blue’s Clues, and Ni Hao Kai-Lan. Then they can hang with Dora classic for a batch of big tales in Dora The Explorer: Dora’s Double-Length Adventures (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) and the older skewing Dora And Friends: Doggie Day (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP).

    blankguide.gif

    We’re nearing the end of the summer, so you know what that means – It’s time to binge-watch all of the DVD releases of your favorite TV shows in order to prime for their return in the coming weeks. With that in mind, dig into The Good Wife: The Sixth Season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$55.98 SRP), Criminal Minds: The Tenth Season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$55.98 SRP), and Elementary: The Third Season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$55.98 SRP). All three releases contain commentaries, featurettes, gag reels, and more.

    blankguide.gif

    Nickelodeon has a pair of new compilation releases to keep the kiddies occupied, and with titles like Celebrate Fall (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) and Puppy Palooza (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), you can guess what the episodes in each are centered around. Shows in the sets include PAW Patrol, Bubble Guppies, Fresh Beat Band, Wallykazam, Blaze And The Monster Machines, Dora The Explorer, Blue’s Clues, Team Umizoomi, and Mutt & Stuff.

    blankguide.gif

    Holidays mean we’re increasingly bombarded by themed collections of nearly every known intellectual property, which means that we even get Power Rangers: Trickster Treat (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which bundles together a handful of ostensibly Halloween themed episodes culled from the various Power Rangers iterations.

    blankguide.gif

    Dig in to two nifty series from the Beeb with the release of Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell: Season 1 (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$ SRP) and Orphan Black: Season Three (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP). Both sport an array of bonus features, including commentaries and featurettes, but sadly there’s no crossover special. Yet.

    blankguide.gif

    Fans of the ever-growing NCIS franchise can binge to their heart’s content on the previous seasons of all three of the currently running shows with NCIS: The Twelfth Season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP), NCIS: Los Angeles (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP), and NCIS: New Orleans (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$ SRP). Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

    blankguide.gif

    Because I have absolutely nothing to hide and have no shame about it, I’ll admit that I had Care Bears as a kid. Both figures and stuffed animals. I also had Get-Along Gang figures. And a Shirt Tales doll. Which is all to say, don’t judge me. And I won’t judge you if you want to pick up Care Bears: Mystery In Care-A-Lot (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), a Halloween-themed tale of bears. Caring. About things. NO JUDGEMENT.

    blankguide.gif

    There is an audience for Entourage: The Movie (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$44.95 SRP). I suppose. It’s probably the same audience who watched Entourage: The TV Show on HBO. And, presumably, enjoyed it. So, for them, there’s this big screen continuation of the tinsletown misadventures of Vincent Chase and his merry men. Plus that guy that Jeremy Piven plays. The jerk. Of course, I speak of Piven. I hear his character’s awful, too. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

    blankguide.gif

    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

    ##

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 12/10/10: Bionic Bigfoot

    weekendshopping.png

    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    They rebuilt him… Better… Stronger… Faster… And now, after an interminably long wait, The Six Million Dollar Man (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$239.95) has finally arrived on DVD. As if that weren’t enough, Time Life has delivered the complete 5-season run in one massive set, which includes all 3 pilot films, all 3 reunion films, the Bionic Woman crossover episodes, newly-recorded cast interviews, and alternate syndication edits of the pilots. All in all, it’s 40 discs worth of bionic fun… So plenty to keep you occupied during the long winter ahead.

    thinkgeek-01.jpg

    As a child in the early 80’s I remember the magical joy of coloring pieces of thin plastic that, when cut out and put in the oven, would shrink and thicken into tiny little 2-D plastic figurines. Yes, I’m speaking of Shrinky Dinks ($4.99), and thanks to the fine folks at Thinkgeek, I’m able to introduce my nephews to the joy of heat-shrinky plastic.

    thinkgeek-02.jpg

    In the mid-60’s, a trio of producers named Bob Rafelson, Bert Schneider, and Steve Blauner stepped from the surging counterculture and into the mainstream conservative milieu of Hollywood and crafted a definitive TV property with the manufactured pop band/TV show The Monkees. Seeking to move into films, they developed a decidedly unorthodox film for The Monkees written by good friend and Corman regular Jack Nicholson. After it bombed miserably, they hit paydirt with an era-defining film – Easy Rider. High definition version of both those films – plus the rest of their output (Five Easy Pieces, Drive, He Said, A Safe Place, The Last Picture Show, & The King Of Marvin Gardens) – in the box set America Lost & Found: The BBS Story (Criterion, Not Rated/Rated R, Blu-Ray-$124.95 SRP). In addition to the remastered films themselves, the set includes audio commentaries, documentaries, screen tests, outtakes, interviews, TV/radio spots, trailers, and a collectible booklet.

    blankguide.gif

    For decades, Fritz Lang’s silent masterpiece – a visual and conceptual feast that his inspired scores of filmmakers – has been a fractured film, with whole chunks of footage and sequences that were in the debut cut deemed lost forever. Well, never say never, as recent discoveries have allowed the fine folks at Kino to assemble the complete Metropolis (Kino, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), which they are making available in high definition. The print quality on some of the formerly lost material doesn’t quite match the sparkling extant footage, but that in no way negates the wonder of watching the film as it was intended to be seen, particularly after all these years. Bonus materials include a recording of the original score, a 50-minute documentary, an interview with the curator of the Buenos Airen museum where the footage was found, and the 2010 re-release trailer.

    blankguide.gif

    Earlier this year, Kino also began releasing its extensive Buster Keaton collection in high definition, with the result being a trio of must-have releases for any aficionado of cinematic comedy – Steamboat Bill Jr., The General, and a double-feature of Sherlock Jr. & Three Ages (Kino, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP each). All four feature multiple score choices, featurettes, intros, and more.

    blankguide.gif

    When HBO’s brilliantly dark western Deadwood began its first season, the time period within the series was only a few weeks following the massacre of Custer’s troops in 1876. Into the lawless South Dakotan town rode two men – one a bitter ex-lawman, and the other a man looking to start a new life – and both ran afoul of the local heavy who owns half the town. What followed was an epic drama of operatic heights, and one you can watch in its entirety in high definition with Deadwood: The Complete Series (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$209.98 SRP). The 13-disc set features all 36 episodes, audio commentaries, featurettes, interviews, and an exclusive bonus disc with creator David Milch discussing the season’s conclusion, a historical featurette on the real Deadwood, a Q&A with the cast & creative team, the Al Swearengen audition reel, and a 360-degree tour of Deadwood.

    blankguide.gif

    Your perennial holiday viewing just got a high definition upgrade with the Blu-Ray release of The Original Christmas Classics box set (Classic Media, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$44.95 SRP), featuring the Rankin Bass specials Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, Frosty The Snowman, and Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town. Yes, you know you’ll be getting this.

    blankguide.gif

    Killing time between now and when the globe-trotting Cars 2 comes out next summer? Well, you can dip into brand new adventures featuring everyone’s favorite hillbilly tow truck in Cars Toon: Mater’s Tall Tales (Walt Disney, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), which features 9 short subjects, plus intros, featurettes, and more.

    blankguide.gif

    The complete runs of both the classic Batman and Superman animated series have already made their debut as box sets, as well as Justice League, so the last to get the treatment arrives with Batman Beyond: The Complete Series (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$99.98 SRP). The 9-disc set contains all 52 episodes, plus commentaries, retrospectives, a collector’s booklet, and a bonus disc with the documentary Secret Origin: The Story Of DC Comics and a trio of new featurettes.

    blankguide.gif

    It’s not really a brilliant series, but Gerry Anderson’s Space: 1999 (A&E, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$99.95 SRP) is one of those canon sci-fi series that everyone should see at least once, even if you might walk away wondering what all of the fuss is about. It does look better than ever in high definition, as you can now watch via the complete 1st season set, containing 24 episodes plus loads of bonus material, including commentaries, featurettes, documentaries, interviews, and much more.

    blankguide.gif

    It’s certainly not as well-known or well-loved as shows like Space: 1999 or Thunderbirds, but completionists are sure to rejoice at the arrival of Gerry Anderson’s Space Precinct (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) on DVD, even if it plays like a low budget Alien Nation.

    blankguide.gif

    As the little Fockers will be making their way to the big screen shortly, it makes sense that Blu-Rays of Meet The Parents and Meet The Fockers (Universal, Rated PG-13, Bly-Ray-$26.98 SRP each are making their way to shelves, both of which contain featurettes, deleted scenes, audio commentaries, and outtakes.

    blankguide.gif

    We’re now into the second season, and I’ve pretty much written off Parks And Recreation (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) as an awkward, failed comedy that still hasn’t discovered what it wants to be, outside of another Office. Which is a shame, because the cast deserves so much better. The 4-disc set contains all 24 episodes, plus deleted scenes, featurettes, and bloopers.

    blankguide.gif

    Most people think of Romeo + Juliet or Moulin Rouge when they think of Baz Luhrmann and over look the dance-happy Strictly Ballroom (Miramax, Rated PG, DVD-$19.99 SRP), but it’s actually his most straightforward and watchable. Bonus materials on the new special edition include an audio commentary, featurettes, and a deleted scene.

    blankguide.gif

    It’s been a long string of single-disc releases leading up to the release of Spongebob Squarepants: Season 6 Part 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), whose 2 discs contain 23 episodes, featurettes, and shorts. So yes, your kids can be fully immersed in Spongebob this holiday season.

    blankguide.gif

    Beginning after his emigration to the Big Apple in 1971, Lennon NYC (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP) looks at the new, post-Beatles life John Lennon forged for himself as a husband and a father, making music infrequently. Packed with rare footage and new interviews with Yoko, Elton John, David Geffen, and more, it’s a unique look at an artist in the city he came to love.

    blankguide.gif

    The Warner Archive has decided to celebrate the holidays be bringing together the holiday episodes of everything from The Courtship Of Eddie’s Father and Alice to Mama’s Family and Dr. Kildare in the Classic TV Christmas Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.95). The 4-disc set contains 10 episodes total.

    blankguide.gif

    The Warner Archive Collection continues to release titles no sane fan would ever think they’d eventually get their hands on, and I’d say the complete animated spin-off of The Dukes Of HazzardThe Dukes (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.95). The 4-disc set contains all 20 episodes.

    blankguide.gif

    In an attempt to further turn themselves into Spike, the History Channel’s Human Weapon (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.95 SRP) pairs a martial artist and an ex-football player on a journey to learn different forms of combat, from karate to stickfighting, while also journeying across the globe and manhandling relics. Oh, and there’s CGI! The set contains all 16 first season episodes.

    blankguide.gif

    I’ve become less and less interested in seeing Tom Cruise on screen in recent years, and was hoping that the True Lies-esque bit of a blast thrill ride Knight And Day (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) would win me back over, but instead I got an amiable enough actioner about a small toen girl (Cameron Diaz) who gets mixed up with a fugitive super-spy (guess who) that leaves practically no impression after it’s over. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes.

    blankguide.gif

    After Santa and his canine BFF travel to New York and the big man loses his memory, it’s up to the doggie to make sure Christmas is achieved in the saccharine sweet The Search For Santa Paws (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). Well, I’m sure the kids will eat it up… Or at least be babysat by it. Bonus materials include a featurette, a music video, and a the standard DVD.

    blankguide.gif

    You know how long it’s been since Rush Hour (New Line, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP) – the action flick that made household names out of Jackie Chan & Chris Tucker – came out? Long enough that there’s a blurb from both Ebert and Siskel on the cover of this new high definition release. Doesn’t seem like it should be that long ago, does it? Well, here it is, sporting audio commentaries, featurettes, music videos, a trailer, and more.

    blankguide.gif

    For every surprisingly enjoyable bad idea like Pirates of the Caribbean comes a misfire dud like The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which takes How To Train Your Dragon’s Jay Baruchel and makes him the new apprentice to sorcerer Nicolas Cage, who’s channeling both Keanu Reeves’ Neo and a drunken drifter. I’m sure you’ll eventually catch this film on cable, entirely by accident, and when you do – you might want to change the channel. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, outtakes, and more.

    blankguide.gif

    Real-life lovers Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have gone down the path of many actor couples by immortalizing their relationship as an onscreen duo, with their particular vehicle being Going The Distance (New Line, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), about a bicoastal pair of lovers who decide to make a go of their long distance relationship after a summer fling in New York City. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

    blankguide.gif

    Rob Reiner shoots straight down the middle with his amiable adaptation of young love novel Flipped (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), about a pair of 7th graders who are coming to realize that they love each other in a “destined to” kind of way – Well, actually, the girl knew since second grade, but through a twisty path, the boy comes to fall for her as well. Bonus materials include behind-the-scenes featurettes.

    blankguide.gif

    It’s no Ben 10, but Cartoon Network’s Generator Rex (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is certainly constructed to try and hit all of the same buttons with the kids, right down to a super-powered kid – in this case, a 15-year-old boy/weapon made of nanites – fighting the big bad world. The 2-disc set contains 9 episodes.

    blankguide.gif

    Part of me cringes to say this, but I’ve begun to think that YouTube sensation Fred Figglehorn is this young generation’s Pee Wee Herman, particularly after seeing the feature-length Fred: The Movie (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which finds the gratingly-voiced teen attempting to find his former-neighbor-but-just-moved-to-a-new-house crush, Judy, while avoiding neighbor bully Kevin. It’s not nearly as funny or polished as Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, but it does play to the a lot of the same absurdist man-child qualities. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and more.

    blankguide.gif

    As always, it’s rather pointless to criticize the Twilight movies, as the rabid, massive audience care’s not what anyone has to say about their beloved pap-fest, and the same rule applies to Eclipse (Summit, Rated PG-13, DVD-$26.99 SRP), which features more shirtless wonder for teens and 40-somethings. The 2-disc set contains audio commentaries, a 6-part making-of documentary, deleted/extended scenes, music videos, and a photo gallery.

    blankguide.gif

    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

    ##