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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 12/12/08: Popeye Hears A Who

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    Over the past few years, beginning with their landmark Complete Peanuts, Fantagraphics has set the standard for how collections of classic comic strips should be done. In addition to Peanuts and Dennis The Menace, they’ve been giving the A-level treatment to E.C. Segar’s sailor man supreme, Popeye. The third collection of Segar’s Thimble Theater has just hit – Popeye Volume 3: “Let’s You And Him Fight!” (Fantagraphics, $29.99 SRP). Pick it up, and join me in counting the days until we finally the start of their Complete Pogo.

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    After the pain of the live action Grinch and Cat In The Hat, it’s with so, so much delight that the CG Horton Hears A Who! (Fox, Rated G, DVD-$34.98 SRP) manages to capture the visual feast of Dr. Seuss and the wonderful charm of the story itself, while still bringing modern audience to the table. It’s funny what happens when filmmakers understand why a story has had enduring appeal, and decide to trust in it. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted footage, copious behind-the-scenes featurettes, screen tests, and an all-new Ice Age short. A Blu-Ray edition is also available ($39.99 SRP) with the same bonus features, as well as the Blu-Ray exclusive ability to watch the film with a Who.

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    What kind of world do we live in when the new installment in the Mummy franchise is a better flick that the new Indiana Jones. It’s sad, but true that The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is fun and thrilling without being idiotic or just plain embarrassing – unlike the recent outing of that guy with the Fedora – as the O’Connell family journey to China to face the rejuvenated dragon emperor (Jet Li) who decides to enslave the world after a 2,000-year-old curse is broken. The 2-disc special edition features an audio commentary, deleted/extended scenes, making-of featurettes, and more.

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    Like an ersatz Brady Bunch, two forty-something layabouts are forced to live together after their parents get married, leading to the kind of immature territorial tit-for-tats one would expect from ten-year-old Step Brothers (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$34.95 SRP). However, when their bickering tears the marriage apart, they join forces to bring to try and bring their parents back together. As Brannan and Dale, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly manage to pull of what could have been easily dismissable broadly comic roles by bringing a welcome component of actual emotion. The 2-disc set features an unrated cut of the film, plus an audio commentary, line-o-rama, deleted scenes, job interviews, therapy sessions, featurettes, a gag reel and more.

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    After watching the disappointing first theatrical adaptation from The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, I wasn’t exactly eager for Prince Caspian (Walt Disney, Rated PG, DVD-$39.99 SRP). Yes, the canvas is much larger and the action is much bigger, but it still suffers from the ho-hum malaise that crippled the first film. The 3-disc set features an audio commentary, deleted scenes, featurettes, bloopers, and more. A 3-disc Blu-Ray edition ($40.99 SRP) adds an exclusive Circle Vision Interactive look behind-the-scenes of the castle raid.

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    It may be singing its swan song this year, but go back to the good ol’ days of Law & Order: The Sixth Year (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) – and boy, is it good to see Jerry Orbach again. This is the season that added Benjamin Bratt as Detective Rey Curtis, and featured the crossover with Homicide: Life On The Street. Thankfully, the sole bonus feature of the 5-disc set is that episode of Homicide.

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    Many saw the fourth season of Lost (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) as a return to form after the narrative freefall of the 3rd season. Personally, the show lost me years ago, but at least this was an embarrassment. Bonus features include numerous behind-the-scenes featurettes, a live performance of the score, audio commentaries, deleted scenes, bloopers, and more. This is also the first season to get a Blu-Ray edition ($96.99 SRP), which contains all of the standard edition bonus materials, plus more cuts from the live symphonic performance, a more in-depth version of the standard edition’s “Definitive Flash-Forwards”, and a SeasonPlay feature.

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    I know there are some diehards out there, but I never enjoyed Joss Whedon’s ill-fated (and short-lived) TV space opera Firefly. It attempted to present an anachronistic future that relied heavily on the often awkward imitations of the camera techniques of the old spaghetti westerns, with characters that were difficult to like and a mission that was nebulous at best. Sadly, the show was neither fish nor fowl, and suffered from the creative burnout that eventually led the final season of Buffy to a disappointing end. Still, I know there are fans out there, and you’ll be happy with the entire 14 episode run, uncut and presented in anamorphic widescreen, is now available on Blu-Ray with the 3-disc Firefly: The Complete Series (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$89.96 SRP) set. There’s commentary on select episodes (“Serenity,” “The Train Job,” “Shindig,” “Out of Gas,” “War Stories,” “The Message,” and “Objects in Space”), 3 behind-the-scenes featurettes, 4 deleted scenes, a gag reel, audition tapes, and even Joss singing the show’s theme song, as well as a brand new cast roundtable discussion.

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    Sgt. Carter’s frustration with a certain Marine comes to an end with the release of the fifth and final season of Gomer Pyle, USMC (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The 4-disc box set features all 30 unedited episodes, but my desire for a Jim Nabors commentary has been completely disregarded. Shazam, indeed!

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    It’s largely a mindless actioner adapted from a videogame, but there’s a shameless exuberance to Wanted (Universal, Rated R, DVD-$34.98 SRP), starring James McAvoy as a workaday schlub who finds out from Angelina Jolie that he comes from a long line of assassins belonging to the mysterious Fraternity, and he must avenge the death of his father. But hey, there’s lots of fighting, and Morgan Freeman. Th 2-disc set features an extended scene, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and more.

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    Brenda is long gone and Val is firmly entrenched in the 6th season of Beverly Hills 90210 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), as Kelly descends into the rabbit hole of drugs, Dylan proposes marriage, and there’s even a porno! Oh, the humanity! The 7-disc set features all 31 sudsy episodes.

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    It’s a button pusher, but watching Home Alone (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) during the holiday season is still one of those annual traditions that I adhere to – only this year I got to watch it in high definition. The bonus features of the new Blu-Ray edition are the same as the recent standard special edition, with an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted scenes/alternate takes, a blooper reel, and more.

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    The fourth season of Happy Days (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$40.99 SRP) exists in those still happy days prior to the show being taken over by Joanie and Chachi, as the stories still revolved around Fonzie schooling the awkward trio of Richie, Potsie, and Ralph. This season, though, is the one that found Al Delvechhio taking over as the new owner of Arnold’s. Whydya leave us, Pat Morita? The 3-disc set features all 23 episodes, plus the 3rd Anniversary Show.

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    I’m not entirely sure who was clamoring for a new X-Files film outside of the die-hards and creator Chris Carter. It’s a shame that The X-Files: I Want To Believe (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) still doesn’t deliver what the first mythology-heavy film didn’t – a nice, old school, standalone X-Files yarn full of creeps, gallows humor, characters, and atmosphere. Not even Billy Connolly can raise the bar on this flat production. Shame. The 2-disc special edition features both the theatrical and an extended cut of the film, an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, a making-of documentary, deleted scenes, a gag reel, and more. The Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) also sports a picture-in-picture video commentary.

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    Oh, and X-Files fans will probably also want to pick up a copy of X-Files: Fight The Future in high definition (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) at the same time. Bonus features are nearly identical to the recent standard special edition, including an extended cut, audio commentaries, featurettes, and the Blu-Ray exclusive picture-in-picture video commentary.

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    Wrap up the second season of The Streets Of San Francisco by picking up Volume 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), featuring 12 episodes packed with Karl Malden’s nose (and some young guy named Michael Douglas).

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    The pop songs are lamentable, but John Powell’s wonderful score is more than enough reason to pick up the soundtrack to Disney’s new in-house, non-Pixar CG film Bolt (Walt Disney Records, $18.98 SRP). It’s got humor, it’s got drama, and it’s got some nice moments of bombast – just like the film.

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    Like some kind of weird time travel experiment, you can watch two different ages of William Conrad in the second volumes of both Cannon and Jake and The Fatman‘s first seasons (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$37.99 SRP each). The 4-disc Cannon set features 13 episodes plus episode promos, while the 3-disc Fatman set features 11 episodes and episode promos. And both feature William Conrad. ‘Nuff said.

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    I’m almost happy that Louis C.K.’s HBO comedy Lucky Louie got cancelled, if only because he’s since rededicated himself to his caustically brilliant stand-up. He’s in fine form on his new album, Chewed Up (Image, $13.98 SRP). Give it a spin.

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    The 5th season of Hawaii Five-O (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) sometimes feels like an episode of The Love Boat, considering how many guest stars there are running around the islands of the 50th state. See how many you can count in the 6-disc set, featuring all 24 episodes full of kidnapping, blackmailing, con men, and killers… And surf. Lots and lots of surf.

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    If you’re looking for some last minute gifts for the comic fan in your life (or, you know, just yourself), an easy recommendation is the fine books put out by those preeminent comics fans/scholars at Twomorrows. First up is the latest volume in their artist profile series, Modern Marvels: Mike Ploog (Twomorrows, $14.95) As always, it’s got an in-depth interview as well as loads and loads of rare artwork. The other is the latest in their series examining the complete history of various characters and comics, The Hawkman Companion (Twomorrows, $24.95 SRP). Could you guess that this one focuses on Hawkman?

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    Fast-forward Mad Men ahead a decade and move it out of the office and into the suburbs, and you’d probably get Swingtown (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$40.99 SRP), a look at a trio of couples who share more than a fence line in the Chicago suburbs of 1976. The 4-disc set features all 13 first season episodes, audio commentaries, a pair of featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    The lion of the law returns in the 2nd volume of the third season (whew!) of Perry Mason (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). Come for Raymond Burr – stay for those always wonderful courtroom confessions. The 4-disc set features the 14 remaining season three episodes.

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    James Arness is back in the saddle as Marshal Matt Dillon in Gunsmoke: The Third Season – Volume 1 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$37.99 SRP) – although I find myself watching it almost as much just for Dennis weaver as Chester B. Goode. The 3-disc set features the first 19 episodes of the third season, plus the original sponsor spots.

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    Ride ’em in, count ’em out – it’s Rawhide: The Third Season Volume 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$40.99 SRP), and boy do I think this is a clever opening line. Okay, maybe not – but you can still get all 15 episodes starring Clint Eastwood as Rowdy Yates.

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    Reformed juvies Pete, Julie, and Linc are back on the undercover beat in The Mod Squad: Season Two Volume 1 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The “issues” handled in the episodes come off as a bit heavy-handed by today’s standards, but that’s half the fun of watching them now. The 4-disc set features the first 13 episodes of season 2.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 7/11/08: Cinematic Titanic Floats On

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    As a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 from “back in the day”, for years I’d hoped for the return to performing of MST creator Joel Hodgson and writer/performer Trace Beaulieu (Dr. Forrester & Crow T. Robot). Even though we’ll probably never see MST return for various intractable reasons, both Joel and Trace returned – along with fellow alums Frank Conniff, Mary Jo Pehl, and Josh Weinstein – to form Cinematic Titanic. For all intents and purposes, it’s pretty much MST – only all 5 members are silhouetted onscreen at the same time, stationed on a tiered series of platforms on either side of the screen and commenting on the flick. Their first flick was the delightfully awful The Oozing Skull ($14.99), but they’ve just released their second flick – Doomsday Machine ($14.99). You can pick up both discs – and all forthcoming titles – via www.cinematictitanic.com. The magic is back, my friends. Snap it up, post haste.

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    William Conrad – now THERE was an outsize TV star that filled the screen in ways today’s stars only wish they could. And I don’t mean that in just the obvious reference to Conrad’s fabled girth – no, he was an old school TV actor who commanded your attention, much like William Shatner still does on Boston Legal. If you don’t believe me, check out the first volumes from the respective first seasons of both Cannon (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.98 SRP) and Jake And The Fatman (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$ SRP). Cannon features 11 episodes of Conrad as LA PI Frank Cannon, while Jake And The Fatman sports 11 episodes of Conrad as one half of the titular team of LA District Attorney J.L. McCabe (Conrad) and his on-tap PI Jake Styles (Joe Penny). Both sets feature the original episode promos, but nothing more. Where’s the tribute featurettes?

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    As anyone who’s seen Wall-E knows, sitting in front of a computer all day (working, in my case) doesn’t exactly lend itself to muscle toning (or avoiding the dread carpal tunnel nightmare). Maybe that’s why everyone who sends their days bathed in the LCD glow should pick up a Powerball ($59.99). This remarkable little exercise ball – which contains a gyroscope at its core – is such an amazing piece of kit. It derives its amazing kinetic energy – up to 15,000 rpm – just from manual manipulation. Get one of these.
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    Ah, Peep Show. If you’re a fan of The Office – or just offbeat British comedy in general (you know, the smart people) – you’ll probably dig Peep Show (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-£44.99 SRP). Gosh, how do I describe such a unique premise… In the show, you see the lives of roommates Jeremy & Mark through their eyes – and inner monologues. Jeremy is a wannabe pop star, Mark is an obsessive loser, and their thoughts and actions are truly hilarious. Think of it as a small-screen take on Being John Malkovich, without all the arty pretension. The 5-disc Region 2 set features all 5 current seasons, with bonus features including audio commentaries, featurettes, bonus scenes, and more. Check it out. Now. NOW!

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    If you’ve ever had the desire to live a Wodehousian existence and be as coddled and pampered as Bertie Wooster – or you just feel like being awakened in the morning by the mellifluous tones of Stephen Fry – then you’ll want to make sure to get your own Voco Alarm Clock (£39.95 each), which features 150 different wake up messages recorded by Mr. Fry in his finest Jeevesian delivery. The clock is available in both a “Good Morning, Sir” and “Good Morning, Madam” version, and is an incredibly fantastic idea for an alarm clock.

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    Anticipation of The Dark Knight is building to a fever pitch, so it makes sense that Warners would quickly shuffle out a Batman Begins: Limited Edition Giftset (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$39.92 SRP) to exploit the mood. In a nutshell, in addition to the previously available 2-disc special edition of the film, the set contains a 128mb flash drive with Dark Knight images, a 2/12 minute sneak peek at Dark Knight, and a collection of postcards.

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    And speaking of the Caped Crusader, I can see what they were going for with Batman: Gotham Knight (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Essentially, it was the Batman equivalent of the animated explorations done for The Animatrix, employing non-traditional artist’s takes on the Caped Crusader. Unfortunately, much like the Matrix vehicle, we get an uneven affair of fascinating interludes and forgettable ones. Still, it’s worth a spin, and the 2-disc set contains audio commentary, a documentary on Batman creator Bob Kane, a featurette, and 4 bonus episodes of Batman: The Animated Series. Will they bring that back already?

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    Did you know that there was a new Mummy movie coming out? No? Well, even I barely knew there was a new Mummy movie coming out. In order to mark the occasion, Universal has cooked up a batch of new special editions related to the franchise, starting out with 2-disc special editions of both The Mummy and The Mummy Returns (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP each), both containing a clutch of newly-produced featurettes. Also in the dock is a new 2-disc edition of the original Mummy (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), starring the great Boris Karloff. The new Mummy film features Jet Li, so why don’t we throw in a new special edition of Fearless (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP) featuring 3 versions of the film, as well? And even though nobody asked for it, even director Stephen Sommers’s massive disappointment Van Helsing (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP) gets a collector’s edition of its own.

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    In the legend that is the emerging grunge scene in the early-90’s, you may not know the name of a band called The Gits. The reason for that omission is the brutal tale of the rape and murder of the band’s lead singer and emotional core, Mia Zapata, after the group returned from a successful European tour. Over a decade later, new evidence would reopen the case, leading to the arrest of a suspect and a tale captured in the documentary The Gits (Liberation Entertainment, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP). Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, trailers, and a featurette on the non-profit organization that was formed in the aftermath of the tragedy.

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    Eager to make sure that their second theatrical outing isn’t met by the same slack-jawed confusion of their inaugural go, the folks behind the X-Files (Chris Carter and Frank Spotnitz) have selected 8 essential episodes in the 2-disc X-Files: Revelations (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$22.97 SRP). The set also features episode introductions, a WonderCon panel, and the theatrical trailer for the upcoming flick.

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    Ireland’s soul singer supreme gets a quintet of special edition catalogue remasters. Now you can snag your own copies of Van Morrison’s Veedon Fleece, No Guru, No Method, No Teacher, Live At The Grand Opera House Belfast, The Healing Game (Universal/Polydor, $13.98 SRP each), and A Night In San Francisco (Universal/Polydor, $19.98 SRP), with each disc containing a clutch of bonus tracks.

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    Another in the long line of Iraq war related films that failed to perform at the box office, Stop-Loss (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$34.99 SRP) is, at the very least, worth a second chance on DVD, as it’s actually a decently crafted portrait of what today’s generation of military men are facing as their home lives crumble in the face of open-ended overseas commitments. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a pair of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    Ignoring the double negative, Jimmy had it right when he said they don’t dance like Carmen no more – and you can see for yourself with The Carmen Miranda Collection (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). The set feature a quintet of remastered catalogue titles starring the lady with the fruit hat – The Gang’s All Here, Something For The Boys, If I’m Lucky, Greenwich Village, and Doll Face. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, galleries, and more.

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    If you want to feel the colossal loss of Joe Strummer all over again, by all means check out Julien Temple’s magnificent documentary The Future Is Unwritten (Sony Legacy, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), providing an affectionate but unvarnished portrait of the Clash frontman. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, 100 minutes of exclusive interview footage, and the theatrical trailer.

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    Despite all of those peanuts, it’s nuts to Jericho (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) as its hard won second season of post-apocalyptic politics proves to be its last. The 2-disc set features all 7 episodes, plus deleted scenes, audio commentaries, featurettes, and the unaired alternate ending that was filmed in case the show got a third season pick-up. Which it didn’t. So here it is.

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    Where are you going to take the relationship between Jeannie and her “master”, Tony, in the fifth and final season of I Dream Of Jeannie (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP)? To the altar, of course! That’s right – they walk down the aisle, and are thrown into a guest-star studded series of magical escapades. The 4-disc set features all 26 episodes, but not a single audio commentary from Larry Hagman.

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    Six seasons in, Monk (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) just keeps obsessively compulsively plugging along, an amiable little character treat. The 4-disc box set features all 16 episodes, plus audio commentaries.

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    Even with the arrival of Amanda Tapping’s Colonel Samantha Carter, Stargate: Atlantis (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), I still can’t get behind the spin-off series of the almost always enjoyable Stargate SG-1. Either way, the 5-disc set features all 20 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, galleries, and bloopers.

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    A pair of DC animated series come to an end with the release of their respective fifth seasons – The Batman and Teen Titans (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP each). Both sets feature 13 episodes across 2 discs, plus behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    Mix The Fast and The Furious with Miami Vice, and you pretty much get the short-lived Fastlane (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), co-created by fauxteur McG. The 6-disc complete series et features all 22 episodes, plus an extended scene from the pilot, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and outtakes & and bloopers.

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    I admit – by the team Sabrina The Teenage Witch reached its fourth season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), I really didn’t care. Sure, I watched the first season, but that was because it featured Paul Feig, had Frank Conniff as a writer, and had practical magic effects by Joel Hodgson. By season 4, all we had was Nick Bakay’s sarcastic feline, Salem. The 4-disc set features all 22 episodes, but zero bonus materials.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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