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May 25, 2007

QSE News: 5/25/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgProducer Joel Silver is working to bring He-Man back to the big screen. The Mattel action figure was previously and disastrously turned into a feature film in the 80s starring Dolph Lundgren. Silver said that after the success of the film 300, the time is right “for mostly naked men prancing around and wrestling with each other.”
  • Davis Guggenheim, the director of the Oscar winning film An Inconvenient Truth, has revealed plans to make a sequel to the hit documentary. According to sources the sequel will feature Al Gore getting his hands dirty by combating global warming with a shoulder mounted rocket launcher and a plucky sidekick named Short Round.
  • One of the Olsen Twins is striking out on her own. Mary-Kate, better known as the creepy Olsen Twin, has been cast in Showtime’s Weeds. Olsen will play a religious girl with a wild side. Olsen has plenty of time for the new commitment as she has given up eating.

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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May 24, 2007

QSE News: 5/24/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgTalk show host, book pimp, and OG, Oprah Winfrey, is apparently upset by a book being penned by her father, Vernon Winfrey.  The subject of the book? Oprah Winfrey.  While not citing the specifics of her displeasure, sources close to Oprah say that she is most upset by the chapters “Born with a Weiner,” “Things I Put In Her Caboose,” “More Oprah Fat Jokes, Part 9” and “Did I Mention That She Was Born with a Wiener?”
  • The Grateful Dead is getting its own radio station on Sirius satellite radio. The station will pull from the band’s entire catalog as well as music from the surviving members’ other projects. To help increase listenership of the new station, Sirius plans on sending out bags of high-quality marijuana to each new subscriber because, according to a Sirius programming chief, “no one can listen to that shit without it.”
  • Michael Jackson is being paid £5 million to show up at a birthday party for HRH Prince Azim of Brunei. Despite the rather large sum of money paid to Jackson, the singer will not be performing during the party. Jackson decided to “not even really try to impress anyone” after he realized that the Prince was celebrating his 25th birthday.

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/24/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Thanks to the fine folks at the wonderful animation website Cartoon Brew, today’s edition is going to focus on some of the animated short films of the UPA studio – starting with Gerald McBoing Boing... (Thingamabob)
  • Followed by The Unicorn In The Garden… (Thingamabob)

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May 23, 2007

QSE News: 5/23/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:42 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgAccording to inside sources, three of the main characters in the upcoming film The Watchmen are about to be cast.  The Watchmen, based on the best selling graphic novel, tells the story about a world where superheros exist, but many have been forced to give up the mantle. Headlining the cast will be Jude Law as the smartest man on Earth, Ozymandias, and Keanu Reeves as the all powerful Doctor Manhattan.  With the pending singing of Reeves, the writers have been working furiously to dumb down Doctor Manhattan’s dialog and add in more instances of the exclamation “whoa.”
  • Over the weekend, perpetually-tipsy American Idol judge Paula Abdul allegedly broke her nose in a fall. However, despite the injuries, Abdul is not expected to miss any of her American Idol duties. In a statement released to the press, Abdul noted that she “I… umm… just tripped. Over my Chihuahua.  I’m so clumsy.  I really should just be more careful.  Oh, and I don’t think I’ll question Simon’s sexuality anymore.”
  • Angelina Jolie has announced that she will be taking a year off from acting to focus on her personal life with Brad Pitt and their children. In a statement to the press, Jolie stated, “acting is just such hard work. I mean, I have to get up, everyday, and work. Sometimes I even have to shoot two scenes in the same day. How am I supposed to care for my 45 children when I have to wait in my trailer all day until my stand-in finishes getting everything ready for me to say my lines?”

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/23/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:28 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • An important plea for original Pogo art… (Thingamabob)
  • I still don’t know what to think about Enchanted… (Thingamabob)
  • Lyle Waggoner’s a total jerk, second only to Tommy Kirk… (Thingamabob)

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May 22, 2007

Interview: Berkeley Breathed

Filed under: Interviews — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:01 am

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-by Ken Plume

breathed-03.jpgIf you were to make a list of the most influential – and popular – comic strip cartoonists of the last 50 years, Berkeley Breathed would surely hold a place on that list alongside names like Schulz, Kelly, Ketchum, Watterson, Walker, and Larson, just to name a very small number also gracing that particular scroll.

If any one strip defined the 80’s and its socio-political pop culture zeitgeist, I’d have to put my money on Breathed’s Bloom County, which introduced us to the most famous flightless waterfowl with serious mother issues, Opus the penguin. After folding Bloom County after an incredible run, Breathed returned to the comics section with the Sunday-only Outland – which, after another lengthy run, he also brought to a close.

During this period, he began producing lushly illustrated children’s books – A Wish For Wings That Work, The Last Basselope, Edward Fudwupper Fibbed Big, Goodnight Opus, Flawed Dogs, and Red Ranger Came Calling.

The new millennium brought Breathed back to comics with a new Sunday feature, Opus, bringing the loveably angsty little big-schnozzed penguin firmly into the present day without losing any of the sensibilities that made both Bloom County and Outland so memorable.

He’s also just released a brand new children’s book, Mars Needs Moms!, that tells a tale of parental love – one boy’s lack of appreciation for it, and a red planet’s desperate desire for it.

Still on the road promoting the book, Breathed kindly took the time to do a back-and-forth cyber-interview with me… So, without further ado, here’s our conversation with Berke Breathed…

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KP: Where did the initial concept for Mars Needs Moms! come from?

BREATHED: I pulled my four year old boy away from some train tracks as the train emerged around the bend. It occurred to me – in that way that things that are obvious suddenly do at the opportune moment – that I would have reflexively dove, pushed him off the tracks, and gotten whacked by the engine if the situation had called for it. This was a revelation. And I immediately mused at the fact that my kids will never really appreciate this sacrificial component to parenting… at moments that it might be helpful. Hence, the book.

KP: It seems parenting is a very consistent throughline in much of your work, from Opus’s search for his mother to the story in Mars Needs Moms!. What does being a parent represent to you?

breathed-04.jpgBREATHED: Deferring self-interest. And hearing the word “poop” more than before.

KP: What is the process like when you’re actually writing a book like Mars or Red Ranger? Do you see it as a visual process, or a verbal process?

BREATHED: The story gets laid out in my head in pictures. Only when I finish the last illustration do I actually write a single word. This, by the way, is exactly opposite as to how the entire industry does its thing. But then, no surprise, given my past.

KP: Does this process only apply to the books, or do you follow the same process in your strip work? Have you ever created a book in the opposite fashion, starting with the text?

BREATHED: Never. And I often do all the art for the strips first now… since I can compose the test digitally and change the art to fit it. This is new.

KP: What do you feel is the single strongest image you had in your mind for any of the books you’ve done so far – what is the one that struck you like a thunderbolt?

breathed-08.jpgBREATHED: In Goodnight Opus, our heroes sail over the China Sea in the moonlight, the boats lifting into the air below them to try fishing for the moon. A rare time that the art turned out how it originally appeared in my head when I thought of it.

KP: How would you describe the method by which you create your art? If I understand correctly, you do it largely in PhotoShop now… When did you make this transition, and what was the appeal?

BREATHED: Speed. My digital paintings are virtually indistinguishable from my airbrushed ones. But I can create 3 books in the time that I painted them previously.

KP: You originally began the Opus strip with the same kind of art style as your children’s books, but have since transitioned it back to a style more reminiscent of Bloom County and Outland. What was the reason for this move back to that more “classic” style?

BREATHED: The newspapers started running them about 6 inches square, due to various market pressures. There’s hardly much reason to spend an entire day putting that much effort in the art when it’s that small. Also, its the rare gag that can benefit from highly finished artwork. It some ways, it can distract. And the humor is king.

KP: Do you still use pen & ink on Opus, or has that moved into the digital realm as well?

BREATHED: Yep. I still like drawing by hand.

KP: You’ve spoken before about the cynical nature of the humor in Bloom County and Outland as being one of the factors that led to your eventual decision to walk away and move onto lighter fare (such as the children’s books). With your return to the strip, how has your attitude to this “negative humor” changed in the intervening years? Are you better able to cope with it, or was the desire to have the daily forum again an overriding factor?

BREATHED: Oh, its not too negative to be unpleasant. But a creative respite to the positive is redemptive. Kids books are good for this.

KP: Is cynicism always destructive?

BREATHED: Dunno about cynicism. Satire is, by its nature.

KP: Has being a father changed your worldview?

BREATHED: No. But it’s changed the emotional landscape, and that changes the imagination and the art.

KP: What do you feel is the first project that reflected the change in your emotional landscape? Do you think the pre-fatherhood you would have been capable of creating some of the projects you’ve done since becoming a father?

BREATHED: Mars Needs Moms! is the only book I’ve done, post kid. Most people could tell.

KP: Compared to the other strips that dominated the comics pages in the 80’s, what do you feel Bloom County brought to the table?

BREATHED: An “up yours” attitude, frankly. Kids were waiting for it. Ubiquitous now.

breathed-09.jpgKP: How does the ubiquitous nature of that attitude affect how you approach Opus?

BREATHED: No reason to try pushing the attitude stuff. We’re awash in edgy attitude now. I want to see humor and heart at this point.

KP: At the time, how big was the financial temptation to tone down the more controversial elements in Bloom County in order expand its appeal?

BREATHED: That presumes a self awareness that I didn’t enjoy at that time. Fortunes would have been reversed if we HAD toned things down, anyway.

KP: Considering your loathing for the ever-hovering deadline, how have you dealt with that pressure with Opus?

BREATHED: Middle age took care of that. Plus leaving extended adolescence.

KP: How fine is the line between making a serious point in a funny way, and making a serious point that’s intended to be funny, but falls flat?

BREATHED: Listen, the line between funny and not funny is whisker thin. A serious point told in a serious unfunny way is a disaster. Many cartoonists think this is okay. It’s not.

KP: Are there any storylines/characters that didn’t live up to your expectations in either Bloom County or Outland?

BREATHED: You mean are there cartoons in the past that didn’t? Good God yes. It’s shocking. There’s some that make absolutely no sense, as I drew them in a near state of sleepless coma. Shocking, frankly. Amazing I wasn’t thrown out of the page every year.

KP: Is there any subject that you never felt qualified to tackle? Any you weren’t comfortable tackling?

BREATHED: There are subjects that I find hilarious that nobody else does. Cosmetic surgery is one. Because, I think, everyone secretly believes that they may indulge in it one day, so laughing at its absurdity is self defeating.

KP: Your brief flirtation with legitimate news reporting early in your career didn’t work out too well. Even then, it seems, you couldn’t resist inserting your own point of view into the pieces. Where do you think that desire to speak out came from?

BREATHED: Its not an issue of needing to speak out. My impulse was to embellish, because everything isn’t usually interesting enough for me. Imagination is a dangerous thing in journalism.

breathed-06.jpgKP: What was the development process for A Wish for Wings That Work as an animated special? I remember it airing one year, then disappearing quickly. Even the VHS of Wings is out of print. I’m actually quite a fan of the special, but I know you weren’t terribly happy with the outcome. What happened, exactly?

BREATHED: Unspectacular ratings. Simple as that. My humor wasn’t meant for network television, even when the show is done right, which that one was not.

KP: What was the development process like for the special? What, in your view, were the stumbling blocks towards it falling short of what you wanted it to be?

BREATHED: In my case, lack of writing experience, as I wrote the script. And the director was way over his head.

breathed-05.jpgKP: You did an animated version of Edwurd Fudwupper Fibbed Big for Nickelodeon – what is the current status of that? I noticed you got quite a stellar cast…

BREATHED: An unmitigated technical disaster. Unfinished and unwatchable.

KP: This is a favorite book of mine, and I admit that your assessment of its abysmal execution disappoints me to no end…

BREATHED: We hired an animation company with 0 experience. But they promised much for the dollar. Classic mistake. It was simply beyond their skills and it never got finished, although for legal reasons, they delivered film. Unshowable.

KP: An Opus film had been announced awhile back – what is its current status? Are plans for it to be live action or animated?

BREATHED: Wonderfully dead. As it shall remain.

KP: Doonesbury was a musical – why not Bloom County?

BREATHED: The first part of that question is the answer.

KP: Who do you hear in your head as the “voice” of Opus?

BREATHED: I always wanted Sterling Holloway for Opus (Winnie the Pooh). He’s unavailable.

KP: Are there plans for any further animated adaptations? Here’s a hearty wish for another go at Opus, as well as Red Ranger Came Calling…

BREATHED: Mars Needs Moms! is in development at Disney with Robert Zemeckis producing. Flawed Dogs is also with Disney. Opus shall remain unsullied by another director’s vision. He’s mine.

breathed-10.jpgKP: Are you looking at Moms and Flawed Dogs as traditionally animated, or as Zemeckian CG motion-capture pieces?

BREATHED: It will be Mo Cap. Just to annoy the animation community. But it’s a good candidate for that technology, which, like it or not, is going to grow.

KP: How would you describe working with Zemeckis? Are you on the same page, creatively?

BREATHED: I haven’t started working with him, as he’s finishing Beowulf. But his folks seem dedicated to preserving the look of my art. They were fanatical about this with Polar Express. We’ll see. You never know really. It’s all a gamble in Hollywood.

KP: What elements do you see as being essential to any adaptation of Opus for the big screen? How, essentially, do you define that character and his place in any world that might be created onscreen?

breathed-07.jpgBREATHED: I’m not setting Opus up again. Nobody will give me the control needed to protect him. Miramax wanted to redesign him, if you can believe that. I knew at that point that it was fine that the project was doomed.

KP: How would you sum up how your philosophy towards merchandising and adapting your strip to other mediums – a philosophy that differs from Bill Watterson’s…

BREATHED: I’ve come around to Bill’s view that unless they would let me draw every frame, forget it. More precisely, unless they let me write it, forget it. They never do this. Merchandising is fine, essentially because the fans love it. To pretend that the cartoons are above the sullied ground of commercial products is… getting a bit ahead of the artform, I think. We’re deep in the thick of the pop world. Embrace, I say.

KP: Have you ever been presented with a merchandise proposal that you refused to give permission to?

BREATHED: Ha! Nearly all of them! I only approved things that I would have in my office. And I wanted a Bill The Cat doll as much as the fans!

KP: What are the odds of getting Bloom County action figures into the mix?

BREATHED: 0%

KP: Were you at any time ever worried about negative feedback from the syndicate, editors, or the audience to any strip you’ve done?

BREATHED: I only worry that the readers are unamused. I could care less about editors.

KP: Were you ever censored?

BREATHED: Edited. Which is part of the game. I know where the boundaries are… usually. I am occasionally surprised. And I will probably go out on my sword one day, insisting on a particular strip running despite the furor. One day.

KP: Is there any one strip you can recall that you were surprised did not cause a ruckus? Or any you were surprised that did?

BREATHED: I used a Yiddish word that means “shit” one time. I had no idea. THAT got me a boycott from Christian groups . But many surprised my syndicate when they didn’t cause problems.

KP: What motivated you to engage in winning back your copyright in the late 80’s? How difficult a struggle was it?

BREATHED: It took threats to quit. When I got the rights back, I did quit. It was an ugly game of chicken that they forced us to play. The rules have changed now… and I feel good that I lead the way in this.

KP: How would things be different if you had lost the battle? For one thing, I’m sure we’d have had a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon by now…

BREATHED: Watterson didn’t have the rights when he stopped the merchandising. It was a huge risk for him. But they blinked, as they should have.

KP: Speaking of an animated Calvin & Hobbes, I was wondering if you had seen this student film piece, which just hit the web…

BREATHED: Oh my God. That’s my only reaction. And this: Bill is going to have a cow when he sees this. Not that it isn’t terrific. I think it’s like how we’d feel finding our wives naked on YouTube… no matter how hot they look.

KP: What creative muscles do you utilize while writing your children’s books that you were unable to use during your “stripping” days?

breathed-11.jpgBREATHED: Emotion. Drama. Tears. Good storytelling. I love this far more than evoking a laugh, to tell you the truth.

KP: Which emotional “beat” in your children’s books thus far is the most resonant to you, personally?

BREATHED: Sacrifice. The same in movies. Because people rarely do it, truly, in life. We’re largely selfish machines.

KP: How big of an influence was Dr. Seuss on the tone of your children’s books? They often remind me of Seuss stories without the rhymes…

BREATHED: None, I’m afraid. My influences in the books are more from film I think.

KP: Which films have had the most influence on you?

BREATHED: Lawrence of Arabia. Close Encounters. To Kill a Mockingbird. Gladiator. Field of Dreams. Porky’s 1 and 2… Okay, not the last ones.

KP: Are there currently any plans to bring the Bloom County and Outland books – here’s a vote for Academia Waltz, as well – back into print? Even Watterson hasn’t let his books go out of print… What were the factors that led you to let them lapse from view?

BREATHED: It’s the publishers decision. If they sell, they come to print. My readers are middle aged… and somewhat past the cartoon book stage… for the most part.

KP: Have there been any discussions of doing a massive omnibus edition, such as those for Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes?

BREATHED: Wouldn’t sell. Nada. Zip. My fans are middle aged now… and they don’t buy cartoon books. Bloom County books were meant for dorm rooms and reading while sobering up at 3 am.

KP: What is your relationship to your fans? I know you’ve had issues with privacy in the past, but is there a positive to the continuing fame of both yourself and your characters?

BREATHED: I love the fans, even more now. Their heartfelt expressions of love for the work is deeply moving. It took a few years out of the game to really appreciate it.

KP: You were once quoted as saying that you had a “boring life”. Do you still feel that?

BREATHED: Did I ever say that? Must’ve been drunk.

KP: Where is your Pulitzer right now?

BREATHED: It’s on a bookshelf behind a picture of me meeting Ronald Reagan, but in front of my Bill the Cat doll. You can draw the significance in this.

KP: Do you ever take photos of it and have a mysterious courier leave them on Pat Oliphant’s doorstep?

BREATHED: Pat’s a broken man. Is he alive? Nobody’s killed him yet?

KP: As an aside, I noticed in Mars Needs Moms! that in one panel you have a mother holding bags of groceries that contain two name brands – Trix and Lucky Charms – which seems an odd bit of product placement (one would think you would go with something generic, just for clearance issues). What led to the choice to use real brands?

BREATHED: My children’s choice. Come to think of it, Kelloggs or whoever it is owes me a check.

KP: I know you’re a big collector – what is your most prized vintage ray gun?

BREATHED: That would be like choosing the favorite of my children. But you just can’t improve on the Buck Rogers Classic Disintegrator with the sparking window and genuine pop sound. When toys were really toys. Did I mention that I’d left my extended adolescence? A lie, like everything else.

KP: Have you been able to “hang on to the silly” in your life?

BREATHED: I’m friends with John Cleese. This makes it easier.

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QSE News: 5/22/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:38 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgFormer Creed frontman Scott Stapp was arrested this weekend on assault charges related to domestic violence. Stapp is being held without bail in the Palm Beach County Jail in Florida. Stapp was unavailable for comment but his parents released a statement saying “Scott is a good, Christian man and being a good, Christian man, he just really, really wants his pot roast to be cooked correctly and not over cooked.”
  • Over the weekend, the first image of the Joker was revealed from the upcoming Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight.  The Joker, played by Heath Ledger, will feature horrendous scars on his face giving his trademark smile a more realistic appearance.  To gain inspiration for the gruesome new look, make up artists spent hours pouring over footage of Hilary Swank from her last film, The Reaping, and imagined what Ledger would have looked like had he tried to promote the movie Brokeback Mountain in the deep South.
  • Britney Spears was caught lipsynching this past weekend at a concert in Florida. During the performance at Orlando’s House of Blues the taped skipped revealing Spears secret. Few in the crowd noticed as most in attendance were hoping to see her vagina.

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/22/2007

Filed under: Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • How many Spider-Men can you fit into a Jamba Juice… (Thingamabob)
  • Compared to this, Christopher Nolan is just a hack… (Thingamabob)

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May 21, 2007

Comics in Context #178: The Whole World Is Watching

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — admin @ 2:57 am

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cic20070521-01.jpgA little over four hours before I began writing this week’s column on Thursday afternoon, May 18, I was on television. Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call from a member of the staff at MSNBC asking if I would we willing to be interviewed about the notorious new Comiquette statue of Mary Jane Watson, Spider-Man’s leading lady. So, early this afternoon I was picked up by a car service that MSNBC sent, and taken to a midtown Manhattan studio.

This is a different sort of experience than you might expect. MSNBC is actually located in Secaucus, New Jersey. A young woman ushered me into a tiny room where I sat on a chair in front of a background photo of New York City. An earpiece was affixed to my right ear, so I could hear both the live MSNBC news telecast and the producers, who were presumably out in Secaucus. A woman came in and quickly applied makeup, mostly under my eyes. (I was impressed, since I didn’t get any makeup when I was interviewed by CBS! See “Comics in Context” #73.) I was facing a small TV monitor, and was asked if I wanted in turned on, so I could see Alex, the anchorwoman who would be interviewing me (whom you can see here). But I decided against it, which was probably a good choice, since I was not supposed to look at the monitor, but into the camera. There was no cameraman in the room, but I knew that the red light meant that it was on.

This wasn’t the first time I had been gone to a studio to be interviewed by remote control. I once spent an hour in a soundproof room in Manhattan being interviewed over a headset by a man from the BBC who was across the ocean in Britain. At least time I got to see several real people, the helpful young women who got me seated, applied my makeup and brought me a soft drink!

Readers of this column may be amazed that I can speak about comics in sound bites when it is required of me. Actually, I’m rather surprised by this myself.

In case you haven’t seen this statuette of Mary Jane, take a look on this website, and you’ll better understand why it raised such controversy (such as here). It was produced by Sideshow Collectibles, whose products I generally admire, on license from Marvel, and designed by comics artist Adam Hughes, who is well known in comics circles for his skill at portraying beautiful women.

Since the panel in which she was introduced over forty (!) years ago, Mary Jane has long been depicted in the comics as a sexy knockout. BUt this maquette pushes the sexuality just far enough to fall over the line separating tastefulness from tawdriness. She’s bent over, wearing a low cut top revealing a veritable canyon of cleavage. Her jeans ride so low that her thong underwear is visible, and there’s a hole in the seat of her jeans, as well. Her smile can be interpreted as a come hither look. The overall effect is to create the appearance of sexual submissiveness. She’s shown washing Peter Parker’s Spider-Man costume, and I can see that Hughes and Sideshow might have considered this a clever gag. I can also see the argument that the maquette implies that Mary Jane’s proper place is washing her husband’s dirty laundry, whereas in both the comics and the movies MJ has always been independent, pursuing a career in modeling and acting.

My interviewer observed that Marvel claims that the MJ maquette is being sold only to adult collectors, and not to children. The price alone demonstrates that: Sideshow is charging $124.99 each, and the entire limited edition of nine hundred has already sold out, and it hasn’t even started shipping yet. I pointed out that the comics market has primarily consisted of adults for quite some time now.

At the end of my segment, the interviewer asserted that comics sales were in decline, and asked me if I thought that Marvel had “sexed up” Mary Jane in order to push the sales up. I detected an edge in her voice when she asked me this, which I interpreted as anger at Marvel for exploiting the character this way for profit. I responded that I didn’t think that the MJ maquette would have any effect on the comics sales, and that this statuette would primarily be sold to people who had already been reading Spider-Man comics for twenty years. (I could have said “horny aging fanboys,” but I restrained myself.) I sensed that my interviewer may have been disappointed in this answer.

Earlier, she had asked me whether I thought that Marvel had anticipated the adverse reaction the maquette has received. I replied that I thought that Marvel would have been surprised. I didn’t have the time or opportunity to go into this, but comics aficionados should realize that this Mary Jane statuette is not all that different from business as usual in the male-dominated world of superhero comics. Collectors have long prized what they euphemistically call “Good Girl Art” in the comics. Female outfits bordering on the lurid go back as far as Phantom Lady’s costume back in the Golden Age of the 1940s. Wikipedia correctly defines the “Good Girl Art” of the 1940s and 1950s as “a style of comic art depicting voluptuous female characters in provocative situations and pin-up poses that contributed to widespread criticism of the medium’s effect on children” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_Lady). In the 1980s and 1990s, as Wikipedia chronicles, there was the trend in comics featuring “Bad Girl Art,” whose heroines, such as Lady Death and Witchblade, wore even less than their “Good Girl Art” predecessors. This Wikipedia entry pretentiously likens “the original “˜Image Comics’ house style” to Mannerism, a 16th century style of painting that featured elongated anatomy. I find little or no aesthetic appeal in the distorted human figures perpetrated by so many artists working in “The original “˜Image Comics’ house style.” In particular, the basketball-sized breasts with which so many male comics artists have been endowing women since the late 1980s have more to do with immature male fantasies than with serious portraiture.

In other words, the Mary Jane maquette is arguably rather tame in comparison with many lurid illustrations of women in comics history. So why did this statuette inspire such a furor?

I suggested in the MSNBC interview that one reason is that comics in the early 21st century attract a larger female readership than they had even ten years ago. I can tell just by looking at the audience at an event at the Museum of Comic or Cartoon Art (www.moccany.org), or at its roster of volunteers, or scanning the crowd at the New York and San Diego Comic-Cons. It’s the growth of alternative comics and graphic novels and the manga explosion that has brought many of them in. Of course many of them will perceive and object to the sexist implications of that MJ maquette.

Moreover, this is the age of the Internet, and, as I’ve said before, you never know who or how many people may read what you post there. I was a little surprised that some of the people at MSNBC I spoke with had read some of the same comments about the MJ statue on the Net that I had.

And here we come to another factor behind the furor: the mainstream media is paying attention. Ten years ago MSNBC probably wouldn’t have done a story like this, and most of the American public probably wouldn’t have recognized the name “Mary Jane Watson” (and this, despite her presence in the Spider-Man newspaper strip). But the mainstream media’s interest in comics has rapidly grown, even in the short time since I began writing this column in 2004, so much so that it is no longer much of a surprise to see, say, the profile of cartoonist Tony Millionaire in the Arts and Leisure section of last Sunday’s New York Times (May 13, 2007).

And then there are the enormously popular Spider-Man movies. Whatever you may think of the 1960s Batman TV show, one thing that it accomplished was to familiarize the American public with so many of the primary elements of the Batman mythos: Alfred, Commissioner Gordon, the Batcave, the Batmobile, the Joker, the Penguin, the Riddler, the Catwoman. Before his movies, the American public beyond comic book fans had heard of Spider-Man, but now they know about Aunt May, the Green Goblin, J. Jonah Jameson, and yes, about Mary Jane Watson. By now, after three movies, she had become an iconic figure to the worldwide moviegoing public. Consider how importance the romance between Peter Parker and Mary Jane is in the three movies, and how prominently she is featured in much of the movie advertising (and, for example, the cover of the Spider-Man 2 DVD).

In interviewing me, the MSNBC anchorwoman referred to Mary Jane as the “girl next door” that Marvel had “sexed up” in the maquette. The interviewer noted that Mary Jane had been portrayed as a character with strong sex appeal since her debut in the comics, and asked if I thought the statue updated that quality for our time. I replied that I thought the statue went beyond that, crossing the line of taste (for the reasons I’ve noted above).

But her phrase “girl next door” is significant. John Romita, Sr., who first drew Mary Jane’s face (in Amazing Spider-Man #42, November, 1966–Steve Ditko had earlier given readers a look at her figure) has stated on many occasions that he was inspired by the young Ann-Margret in drawing her. Watch the movies Bye Bye Birdie (1963) and Viva Las Vegas (1964) and you’ll see what he must have been aiming for: a young woman who can be vividly, openly sexy without coming off as tacky or promiscuous. Stan Lee gave her an enchanting, captivating party girl persona, and it was later writers who drew out the more serious side of her personality. Just last week former Spider-Man editor Jim Salicrup and I were discussing Gerry Conway’s underrated graphic novel Spider-Man: Parallel Lives (1989), in which he persuasively demonstrated that MJ’s sexily extroverted public persona was a facade for her serious side, her means of escaping the emotional pain of her family life, just as Peter Parker escaped his own unhappiness through the assumed identity of the wisecracking Spider-Man.

Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man movies not only dispense with Spider-Man’s ability as a comedian, but also with Mary Jane as life of the party, thus eliminating important parts of their characterizations from the comics. I will return to this subject when I review Spider-Man 3 in the near future. I feel that I’m only seeing half of Mary Jane–that serious side, capable of sorrow–when I see her in the movies. Referring to Kirsten Dunst’s performance as Mary Jane in his review of Spider-Man 3 (May 4, 2007), New York Times critic Manohla Dargis wrote, “this wispy, sad-eyed beauty turns into Melancholy Girl, able to melt hearts in a single glance.”

In thus simplifying Mary Jane’s personality for the movies, Raimi has turned her into a more conventional leading lady, but one which he and Dunst make affectingly real. She is the “girl next door,” both literally and figuratively. I see that Wikipedia also has an entry on this phrase, stating that “The prototype of the girl next door is often invoked in American contexts to indicate wholesome, unassuming, or “average” femininity. . . .To fall in love with the “girl next door” is an archetype of romantic fiction and a key plot element. . . .She is the sweet girl he [the male protagonist] sees every day, a really great friend, or the perfect girl to bring home to his parents. She is often a virgin.” The entry even lists Kirsten Dunst’s Mary Jane as its first example of this archetype. (In Stan Lee’s 1960s Spider-Man stories, it was Gwen Stacy who conformed to the “girl next door” image, not Mary Jane.)

At this point much more of the public at large, not just in America but around the world, knows Raimi and Dunst’s version of Mary Jane, rather than Lee and Romita’s from the 1960s. Doubtlessly many moviegoers, male and female, project their idealized image of what a heroine should be onto the films’ Mary Jane. So it’s no wonder that the folks at MSNBC felt a sharp disconnect between their image of MJ from the movies and the fanboy fantasy version presented by the Sideshow statuette. As the Wikipedia entry puts it, the “girl next door” is “contrasted with other stereotypes such as tomboy, valley girl, and slut.”

Marvel contends that the MJ maquette is intended only for adult collectors, and children won’t even see it. Ah, but this is the age of the Internet, and not only will children find a picture of the statue, but so did MSNBC and other members of the news media. With Spider-Man 3 so much in the news lately, the mainstream media would be more on the lookout for news like this than they might be normally.

And that makes me wonder what might have happened if the notorious Spider-Man: The Other comics saga, in which Spidey’s eye is gouged out (and subsequently grows back), had seen print closer to the release of one of the Spider-Man movies (see “Comics in Context” #118). What would the mainstream media have thought of this, had it come to their attention? Or what about the more recent Spider-Man: Reign miniseries, which my colleague Fred Hembeck found particularly appalling? In this tale of an alternate future, Mary Jane has died of cancer, her body grotesquely ravaged, induced by Peter Parker’s radioactive semen!

I believe that both storylines grossly violate the spirit of the Lee/Ditko/Romita Spider-Man concept, but within the subculture of the comic book audience, these storylines were commercial successes. But just how could Marvel have explained them to the mainstream news media, which think of Spider-Man in terms of Stan’s own stories and the Raimi movies? I suspect that such a media spotlight would expose the way that the Grim and Gritty movement has so severely distorted the superhero genre over the last two decades.

Now we should be wondering what is the next time bomb that will go off in comics about superheroes that the mainstream media know about?

How about this: writer Frank Miller and artist Jim Lee’s All Star Batman and Robin #5, which just hit the comic book shops? It seems like such a long time since I last wrote about this series, way back in “Comics in Context” #119 (which I had titled “Bats and Spats,” since it also covered Carl Barks’s Uncle Scrooge, but IGN changed it), and indeed, it’s been over a year (!) since the last issue.

But the issue 5 starts off with a bang, as a severely pissed off Wonder Woman marches down a Metropolis street, mentally fulminating that “It stinks of men,” and she means literally, and ordering a harmless-looking male passerby, “Out of my way, sperm bank.” So, you know that meretricious stereotype about man-hating feminists? This first page seems to agree with it.

It gets worse. Several pages later, Wonder Woman is castigating the Man of Steel: “You call yourself a Superman? Kow-towing to these ants? Dropping to your knees before these earthbound, ephemeral humans?”

Now Miller has Superman remind us that this is a Wonder Woman who has newly arrived in “man’s world” from the Amazons’ island: “Settle down, Diana. You’re new to this world.” The All Star Batman series is set in the past, back when Batman first recruited Dick Grayson to be the original Robin.

But many of you will recall Miller’s The Dark Knight Strikes Again (see “Comics in Context” #30, 31, 34), set in the future, in which Superman declares, “Ma. Pa. You were wrong. . . . I am not one of them. I am not human.” He continues, “And I am no man’s servant. I am no man’s slave. I will not be ruled by the laws of men.” We last see Superman in Dark Knight Strikes Again hovering above the Earth with Lara, his daughter by Wonder Woman, as he ominously asks, “What exactly shall we do with our planet, Lara?” In Miller’s continuity, the Superman of All Star Batman will end up agreeing with Wonder Woman: he will become Miller’s superpowered version of Friedrich Nietzche’s ubermensch, unrestrained by conventional human morality.

Continuing her harangue in All Star Batman and Robin #5, Wonder Woman tells Superman that the “rules” he follows instruct him to “mince about.” Oh, look, she’s invoking an insulting gay stereotype, just like Leonidas in Miller’s 300 dismissing the Athenians as “boy-lovers” (see “Comics in Context” #175).

Wonder Woman also tells Superman he will “prostrate yourself before whatever vermin their stupid elections prop up as the “˜authorities.'” So Wonder Woman is contemptuous of democracy and, by extension, of the law. But disdain for the law doesn’t seem to be a sin in All Star Batman. A page before, Green Lantern was arguing that the Batman isn’t all that bad: “He’s got no respect for the law. And, yeah, maybe he’s a little unhinged. But that’s no reason to run off half-cocked” after him. What harm could there be in a somewhat insane vigilante defying the law?

Wonder Woman has a different approach to the matter of Batman: “We kill him, we chop off his head and plant it on a stake and present it to your “˜authorities’ as their first gift from the Justice League.” You see, as far as Wonder Woman is concerned, the Justice League shouldn’t serve humanity, but as their superiors, may deign to present them with gifts. (Hey, it’s Wonder Woman as Salome!)

I concede that there has always been a seeming contradiction in the Wonder Woman concept: she is the princess of a warrior race, and she engages in physical combat against evildoers, and yet she has traditionally been depicted as the enemy of warmongers and an advocate of peace. Yet this latter side of Wonder Woman is essential to the character. Rather than despising men, Wonder Woman traditionally journeyed to “man’s world” because she loved the series’ original leading man, Steve Trevor. The bloodthirsty Wonder Woman whom Jim Lee draws in this issue of All Star Batman and Robin may look like Wonder Woman, but I doubt that her creator William Moulton Marston would recognize her from the script.

Do you recall that notorious sequence in Civil War: Frontline #11 in which a reporter named Sally Floyd tells off Captain America for defending the cause of individual freedom in Marvel’s Civil War, and he just sits there and takes it, rather than acting in character and mounting a stirring defense of freedom (see “Comics in Context” #168)? That suggests that the writer was on Sally’s side. Similarly here in All Star Batman, though Superman roars his outrage at Wonder Woman, Miller does not allow him to make a reasoned defense of his position. Indeed, Superman’s declaration that “This is my world. These are my people. These are my rules.” may suggest that he is already subconsciously embracing the ubermensch outlook of superiority to humanity. Superman also thunders that if “you commit murder on my land,” perhaps implying that Earth is his personal possession, “you’ll pay for it with your own precious Amazon blood.” Remember Superman’s traditional oath against killing? He certainly doesn’t remember it here.

Turn to the next page, and you’ll see that all this rage and bloodthirstiness on Superman and Wonder Woman’s parts covers over their intense sexual passion for each other, which suddenly bursts forth. (Lois who?) When George Lucas had Han Solo and Princess Leia continually quarreling, oblivious to their love for each other, I suspect he intended the viewers to think they were behaving immaturely. On the other hand, in this scene between Superman and Wonder Woman, we can see the shadows of two other characters Miller portrayed as both antagonists and lovers, Daredevil and Elektra.

As for Wonder Woman’s intention of beheading Batman, who is it that still beheads their alleged enemies in real life here in the early 21st century? Isn’t it some of the so-called “Islamo-fascists”? Wonder Woman advocates decapitation, rants against democracy, and insists that Superman act like as an ubermensch, above human law. MIller’s Wonder Woman is heading down a dangerous path, and, in Dark Knight Strikes Again, takes Superman with her. Dr. Marston created Wonder Woman to be the adversary of Nazism, not as a sympathizer.

Then Batman himself, or “the goddamn Batman,” as he calls himself yet again, shows up in this fifth issue, laughing to frighten criminals, as if he were Steve Ditko’s Creeper. There’s a reason why, even back in the 1940s when Dick Sprang regularly drew a happily grinning Batman, that he didn’t launch into maniacal jags of laughter. That’s what his enemy and opposite, the Joker does.

And the Joker has the sadistic sort of personality that gets off on inflicting harm on people. Well, the All Star version of Batman not only has the Joker’s laugh, but he has a streak of sadism, too. Miller’s original The Dark Knight Returns had already suggested that Batman takes pleasure in hurting criminals, but in All Star Miller makes this much more explicit and ups the ante considerably.

Batman comes across two man who are apparently about to rape, mutilate, and possibly kill a woman. Batman injures one assailant’s arm so badly he can no longer feel his hand. Then Batman grimly informs him, “It’s called a compound fracture, rapist. It’ll never heal. Not right it won’t. You’ll remember me every time the air goes wet and cold. Arthritis, punk. It’ll hurt like hell.” Batman seems to take satisfaction in this.

Next Batman turns his attention back to the other assailant, striking him seven times, each with a “Krunch” sound that suggests shattering bones. The woman watches, and then breaks into a smile, as if she is sexually turned on by the sight of such brutality. It wasn’t many pages before that the thought of violence impelled Superman and Wonder Woman into each other’s arms. There’s a pattern here. The first assailant, whose injured arm is bent backwards (!), asks the woman he had tried to victimize for help. She does something we can’t quite see to him with her foot, probably kicking him in the balls. (It’s the return of the genital injury motif from Sin City!) “Good girl,” Batman tells this adult woman, simultaneously commending her initiation into sadism and engaging in sexist condescension.

Batman also instructs her not to call an ambulance for these guys. “These creeps will survive,” he tells her, “but I want them to suffer pain that’ll last a lifetime.” You see, even if these guys reform, they’ll still be in pain for the rest of their lives. “I love you,” responds the woman, enthralled.

By coincidence, on the same day that I picked up All Star Batman and Robin #5 at my favorite Manhattan comics shop, Cosmic Comics at 10 East 23rd Street, I also purchased Astro City: The Dark Age, Book Two #3, by writer Kurt Busiek and artist Brent Anderson. Busiek is one of the principal writers of what he calls the “reconstructionist” school in superhero comics, and which I have dubbed the “Neo-Silver” movement. The Dark Age is Busiek’s critique of the comics of the 1970s and the origins of the “Grim and Gritty” aesthetic that ate away at the idealism of the comics of the Silver Age of the 1960s.

It makes Kurt uncomfortable when I point out similarities between his Astro City characters and other established superheroes, but they are inevitable, since he is devising his own variations on the character archetypes of the superhero genre.

In this latest issue Busiek includes a team of costumed urban vigilantes, Street Angel and the female Black Velvet, who remind me in part (but only in part, Kurt), of Daredevil and Elektra. Black Velvet turns out to be a killer, and Street Angel intends to turn her into the police. She then asks him how the two of them are different.

“I don’t kill,” he replies.

“Oh?” she asks. “How many have you left lying in alleyways these past two years, skull fractured, lung punctured? How many internal injuries? Did they all get medical attention? Did they all live? Did they?“

Street Angel is horrified by this, having never considered it before. His first reaction is to think that somehow she corrupted him, but Street Angel pointedly asks, “Did you ever think maybe–you just liked it?” And I thought of that scene with Batman and the would-be rapists.

Batman’s brutality fits into an aspect of the zeitgeist of early 21st century America: the concept that any cruelty directed against the Bad Guys is justified. In popular culture that leads to the frequent use of torture by the supposed Good Guys in the television series 24: usually they don’t have any moral qualms or hesitation about it. In real life, of course, this mindset led to the Abu Ghraib scandals.

Am I wrong in sensing that the majority of American public opinion is against the use of torture? As entertaining as I have found 24 in the past (This season it’s clearly running out of steam!) , I wonder if the national sensibility is shifting, whether the time will come that the series is regarded as something of a dated embarrassment, specifically because it condones torture.

Towards the end of the issue there is a vignette in which MIller and Lee show a bare-chested, surprisingly muscular Alfred the butler working out. (Is no one in contemporary superhero comics allowed to have an average build?) Alfred describes how, after she and her husband were fatally shot by the mugger, the last thing that Martha Wayne saw before she died was the look in her young son Bruce’s eyes: she metaphorically “saw him become a demon.”

Unless Miller means for us to think that Alfred witnessed this double murder (and if he did, why wasn’t he shot, too?), then Alfred must be imagining what happened. It seems as if Mrs. Wayne’s murder was horrifying enough without her witnessing her formerly innocent son’s dreadful psychological transformation, as well.

On balance, though, I approve of this reminiscence, and I wonder if Miller intended it as a response to the movie Batman Begins (see “Comics in Context” #89). In that film Bruce Wayne grows up lacking any vocation beyond shooting his parents’ killer, Joe Chill; it is Bruce’s friend Rachel, and later Henri Ducard, who direct his energies into becoming a crimefighter. However, I think that the idea that Bruce Wayne, from childhood on, was determined to avenge his parents’ death by warring on all criminals, is an important component of the Batman myth. Here Miller captures that transformation of innocent child to dedicated avenger in words, just as Alex Ross did it in a single picture in JLA: Secret Origins (see “Comics in Context” #29).

Miller has Alfred worry that Bruce Wayne suffers from “hubris” and may have gone “mad.” Readers may wonder if Miller intends us to regard Batman as going overboard, and if Miller intends that Batman will moderate his behavior over the course of the All Star series. Maybe. But is the All Star Batman really that different from the Batman of Miller’s Dark Knight books? The All Star version seems more explicit about his attitude towards violence against criminals. On the other hand, the Dark Knight Batman seems more caring towards his own new Robin, Carrie Kelly. We shall see.

In this All Star issue Alfred regards young Dick Grayson as an “innocent young boy” and thinks, “I pray this child will survive this,” namely his tutelage by Batman. But the issue concludes with Grayson picking up a broadaxe and saying, “Cool.” Just how innocent is he? And we know from The Dark Knight Strikes Again that he will end up as a serial killer.

All Star Batman and Robin is not part of DC’s canonical mainstream continuity. Miller has stated that he considers it to be part of an alternative continuity that leads to his two Dark Knight series. (It seems that Miller’s Batman: Year One belongs to both continuities.) Still, All Star Batman and Robin is putting forth rather disturbing portrayals of Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman. The mainstream media probably will not take any notice.

But now I’m worried about what will happen when Miller finishes his Holy Terror, Batman series, pitting his version of Batman against Al Qaeda. This is the kind of story hook that will guarantee attention from the mainstream media. What will the mainstream media–and the general public–think? There have already been reviews of the 300 movie that accuse it of homophobia and even fascist tendencies (here, for example).

I’m not saying I fear there’ll be censorship or bookburnings of comics, as in the 1950s: I think the mainstream media have by now gotten the message that comic books now have an adult audience.

The lesson of the brouhaha or the Mary Jane figurine is that comics is no longer a niche artform, the interest of a small subculture, off the radar screen of mainstream culture. The press, the literary world, academia, and the general public are all paying much more attention to comics now. Through the reports on the Mary Jane maquette, the news media exposed a sexism which much of the comics industry and readership tolerated, if they were even aware of it. The bloggers’ panel at the New York Comic-Con (see “Comics in Context” #167) pointed out that comics industry representatives now have to be more careful in their public statements, because the mainstream press may pick them up. (This is one reason why I am so appalled by the nonsensical statements made by certain comics industry executives.)

The bright spotlight of the mainstream media will bring flaws to light that may have remained concealed in the darkness of comics’ niche subculture. It’s like your mom telling you to wear clean underwear when you go out: you never know what will happen, and what may be revealed.

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QSE News: 5/21/2007

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgTwo plumbing companies are fighting over the right to use the phone number 867-5309. The number, made famous by the Tommy Tone song in the 80’s, is currently used by both companies, one locally and one as a toll-free, 800 number. In a bid to secure the rights to the number, each company has said it will change the name of every employee to “Jenny.”
  • Before Donald Trump’s show could be canceled, Trump has quit. The Apprentice did not appear on the upcoming NBC Fall schedule and before official word could be handed down from NBC, Trump told the network that he would be moving on. It’s reported that Trump is planning on a steamy, adult, reality love story show featuring himself and money.
  • Aussie rock band INXS is set to hit the studio this summer to record their next album, the second album released with J.D. Fortune on lead vocals. Fortune has been with the band for two years, ever since he won the televised singing contest Rock Star: INXS. After the release of the CD, record label executives have asked for Fortune to hang himself in a hotel room while masturbating, just like original INXS singer, Michael Hutchence, to drive sales.
  • And finally, the reign of Spider-Man is over as the new Shrek movie was number one at the box office. Shrek the Third pulled in $122 million. Movie goers were delighted to see the same jokes from the first two films in a completely new order.

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/21/2007

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • How are cartoons made? You Asked For It… (Thingamabob)

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May 18, 2007

Trailer Park: U2 at Cannes; “This movie was shot in 3B – three beers – and it looks good, eh?”

Filed under: Columns,Trailer Park — admin @ 2:11 am

By Christopher Stipp

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Inspired by those wacky geeks over at TWIT I have decided that instead of putting off and putting off and putting off my vow to somehow market my first book I would let people download and read it for free. Give it a preview, read the whole thing or, if you like what you see, send me some kind words or money for the actual book. Download and read my first book “Thank You, Goodnight” for FREE.

Quick shout out this week and then you’ll be free to ignore the rest of the column.

One of the biggest drags about living in this personal wasteland of hell on earth, known as Arizona, where you could not only be savaged by roaming rattlesnakes or impaled by any number of succulents that not only steal and store whatever water was intended for my consumption but you also run the risk, as happened to a friend of mine who lives here, get stung by scorpions that see your bed as a cool nest in which to lie in wait for you to fall asleep, forever haunting your ability to relax even under your own covers. Son a bitch walked around his bedroom with a black light for weeks following, just hoping to catch one of those venomous bastards and beat it with the business end of his Hush Puppies.

No, one of the biggest drags was that I wasn’t here when U2 recorded their hallmark concert film, RATTLE AND HUM.

The concert film never really took a toehold in American cinemas but with the success of this film and then a popular entry like Madonna’s TRUTH OR DARE you would have thought someone could have monetized this genre into something profitable like the scads of crap kids films that can be made on the cheap and then only really having to pull in the band’s estimated fan base.

In recent years there has been a smattering of corporations trying to make this a success once more, Regal Entertainment Group offering the turd-in-the-mediocre-punchbowl opportunity to see Matchbox Twenty perform live to all of their adoring pre-menstruating female fans and then you had even them testing out what would happen if you gave people the chance to see Prince shake his ambiguously sexual groove thing in the comfort of their own movie house. Even with Aerosmith getting into the act there still wasn’t the same vibe as when the boys from Ireland rattled some cages for the people of Sun Devil Stadium and only charged them $5, a far cry from the embarrassingly ridiculous amount of money I spent to see them during their recent tour.

One of the great things about U2, though, was their ability to see that people enjoyed tossing them the extra cash to get a copy of their show on video, now on DVD. They’ve always padded the concert films with a little something extra and for all the talk about them being more of a brand than a band, all valid concerns, they’ve wanted to feed the fan frenzy with the bread and circuses that they know will sell. Hot off the heels of their latest DVD venture, VERTIGO 05 LIVE, the boys are bringing something to Cannes this year and I can’t help but feel like this project just helps to push things forward in capturing an experience that has long eluded filmmakers’ grasps in being faithful adapters.

For my money U2 3D would be far and away one of the best films that is being screened there out-of-competition. Yeah, you have what hopefully will be one the best reasons to feel good about cream puff cinema, OCEAN’S THIRTEEN, and one that will also hopefully be the death knell for many of the unscrupulous bastards out there working in the health care industry, Michael Moore’s SICKO, but having the chance to mainline some of that same adrenaline you reserve for a good rock concert (and I realize that there are lots and lots and lots of U2 haters out there for one reason or another, in which case, get your own blog and talk about it) and seeing whether this experiment actually delivers is enough for me to actually pay attention to some of the talk that comes out of there in the coming days.

For more on what this film is about, here is part of the press release:

“NY-based editorial powerhouse Bluerock announces the 2007 Cannes Film Festival presentation of the film, “U2 3D,” billed as the first live-action concert film shot entirely in 3D and starring the renowned Grammy-winning band, U2. The 55-minute preview is intended to garner buzz for the upcoming full-length feature, and will screen at midnight on May 19th at the Palais des Festivals. Bluerock’s Olivier Wicki edited both the preview and the full-length versions of the film in 2D and it was then put through the 3D process. The film is the latest in a long-standing collaboration between Bluerock and U2’s Bono.

Bluerock President Ethel Rubinstein praises the film, “Bono and the band set the bar for dynamic performance, and Olivier Wicki used his creative and technical genius to ensure the film portrayed every bit of their awesome talent. We were honored to be chosen as a creative partner.”

“U2 3D” documents U2’s wildly successful “Vertigo” World tour. Armed with 3D glasses, viewers will now have the opportunity to see U2 in a concert atmosphere without enduring sweaty crowds and high ticket prices. The full-length version of “U2 3D,” featuring 15 songs drawn from over 700 hours of footage, will debut in the fall of 2007. The film was directed by Catherine Owens and Mark Pellington and produced by 3ality Digital, Los Angeles.”

There is very little I still find enjoyable that I enjoyed throughout high school and U2 is certainly worthy enough of the cred they’re trying to hold onto.

Check the trailer for U2 3D right here.
GOOD LUCK CHUCK (2007)

Director: Mark Helfrich
Cast:
Jessica Alba, Dane Cook, Dan Fogler
Release: August 24, 2007
Synopsis:
It all started when Charlie Kagan was ten years old. Breaking the cardinal rules of spin-the-bottle, Charlie refused to lip-lock with a demented Goth girl ““ and she put a hex on him. Now, twenty-five years later, Charlie (Dane Cook) is a successful dentist”¦and still cursed. While his plastic surgeon best friend, Stu (Dan Fogler), pursues as many of his patients as possible, Charlie can’t seem to find the right girl. Even worse, he discovers at an ex-girlfriend’s wedding that every woman he’s ever slept with has found true love ““ with the next guy after him. Before he knows it, Charlie’s reputation as a “good luck charm” has women ““ from sexy strangers to his overweight receptionist ““ lining up for a quickie. But a life filled with all sex and no love has Charlie lonelier than ever ““ that is, until he meets Cam (Jessica Alba). An accident-prone penguin specialist, Cam is as hard-to-get as she is beautiful. But when a genuine romance develops, Charlie realizes he’s got to find a way to break his good-luck curse”¦before the girl of his dreams winds up with the next guy she meets..

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Prognosis: Negative. Just Wicked Awful. A pitch meeting, one afternoon. Two men in shirts that are rolled up from their wrists to their elbows. The office of someone with access to a large checkbook.

“Hear us out!”

“Yeah, hear us out!”

“An amazing comedy!”

“Amazing”¦”

“You’ve got a guy”¦”

“One guy”¦”

“Who, every time he sleeps with someone”¦”

“Like sex, not really sleeping you see”¦”

“They just happen to find their real true love after they do it and dump the guy who they slept with.”

“Just had sex with, not sleeping.”

“It’s like a cross between WEST SIDE STORY, AMERICAN BEAUTY and UP THE CREEK.”

Sold.

So, I can’t really tell with any degree of accuracy how the pitch meeting actually went for this film but I can say with some degree of possibility that it was the premise, not the script, that was put out there at first and everything else was built around that What-If nugget.

Dane Cook could really have parlayed his juggernaut success with his second album and crafted a entry into motion pictures that could have further penetrated the American zeitgeist with his own self-made vehicle but it’s kind of telling that, so far, all we’ve been allowed to see of his filmic greatness has been in EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH and now a movie where his dong is supposed to be the lighting rod of divinity for any woman to find their true happiness after he’s worked that cooter for all it’s worth.

The mechanics of the trailer are a bit jarring, though.

When we open, and when we don’t really get that his wang has been infused with some kind of mystery ability, it’s probably some kind of STD that hasn’t been identified but hey it’s not my movie, we’re at a wedding and the bride thanks Cook for being her lucky charm. We’re not sure what that’s supposed to mean and it’s not until some old looking lady, I’m kind of shocked they couldn’t find someone a little easier on the eyes, attacks Cook in his parked car, rips her shirt off and explains the whole plot to us. “Ah,” we’re supposed to collectively sigh, “his dork helps women find their true, albeit at the expense of his own happiness and sense of purpose in the world, love!” How funny!

Cue Scorpions’ “Rock You Like A Hurricane”

Cook goes on a f*ck spree with tons of women. Wow, this spell he has is really awesome. 120 messages on his voice mail, all from chicks wanting to spread their peanut butter sandwiches open wide for his man-jelly! This is totally my dream! Never mind that real overt homosexual male voice on his VM that says, in a way that some might consider real stereotypical, and damn near insulting, “Thissss is Bob. Juusssth hear me oooouuut”¦”

Ooo, and then Jessica Alba walks into his life. What savage irony! The one woman who he would want to probably have a relationship with, and who are we kidding, this would be an excellent addition to the Hit-It and Quit-It club, he’s going to destroy it if he sticks it in her! Oh, noes.

Besides, and I think someone felt like going after another group of people that’s easily insulted, when Cook tries to stave off having actual sex with Alba and puts his curse to the test even though I thought all his other conquests were supposed to be proof of his ability, we’re subjected to an overdrawn clip of Dane preparing to be mounted by a woman who’s large enough that I guess social decorum gets lost after a certain poundage.

For those keeping score, Alba gets down to her skivvies twice, and remember that’s as close any of you geeks will ever see because she will never ever release the hounds for you to look at. It’s all a bit like 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS tossed in with a real skeevy sidekick who just grates on the senses by the end of this thing.

It’s all a bit jumbled feels slapped together with a bucket of paste and spit.

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX (2007)

Director: David Yates
Cast: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Jason Isaacs Release: July 13, 2007
Synopsis: In HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX, Harry returns for his fifth year of study at Hogwarts and discovers that much of the wizarding community has been denied the truth about the teenager’s recent encounter with the evil Lord Voldemort. Fearing that Hogwarts’ venerable Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, is lying about Voldemort’s return in order to undermine his power and take his job, the Minister for Magic, Cornelius Fudge, appoints a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher to keep watch over Dumbledore and the Hogwarts students.

But Professor Dolores Umbridge’s Ministry-approved course of defensive magic leaves the young wizards woefully unprepared to defend themselves against the dark forces threatening them and the entire wizarding community, so at the prompting of his friends Hermione and Ron, Harry takes matters into his own hands. Meeting secretly with a small group of students who name themselves “Dumbledore’s Army,” Harry teaches them how to defend themselves against the Dark Arts, preparing the courageous young wizards for the extraordinary battle that lies ahead…

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Prognosis: Yeah, It’ll Do. You’re either a reader or you’re not.

I’m one of the latter if for the simple reason that I have scads and scads of more pressing pieces of fiction, and comic books, to consume. Maybe some day I will finally be able to see what has caused such a stir within the collective zeitgeist of this world’s young’uns but, for now, I’m only concerned with how this film presents itself.

And, for another installment, the trailer is remarkable.

Who cares that I don’t really get what’s going on here. I applaud the marketers, and trailer maker, for forgoing some lame half-assed attempt to try and fit years of history into the first few moments of the trailer.

No, instead we get a strange and eerie introduction that lets us know that this is, thankfully, not the land that Chris Columbus built. Maturity seems to reign here and the inclusion of a ghastly looking spirit that seems hell bent on acquiring Harry for some nefarious purpose. What’s more is the use of dark hues to further illustrate that this is not really a jaunty trip into Oz but, rather, another silly movie that will integrate some awfully heady material into the mix.

Yes, it’s amusing that we’re given the Eragon, flying dragon shot, it’s enough to give you a wicked case of déjà vu, and that the Grand Wizard or whatever the hell these people call themselves without accidentally stepping into KKK territory, but there’s a real attempt to balance the dark and light with an even hand. It works insofar that we see what we’re dealing with in this movie is not so much Harry, Harry, Harry but that there are still other people that inhabit this world.

From boys riding witches brooms to Hans Gruber whacking some young lad with a book in a really silly manner to a real thunderous crescendo of young wizards coming together to fight what seems to be an upcoming battle between”¦other”¦wizards”¦that”¦seem to exist in this world as well.

It’s all very silly and, by the end, the use of modern day machine guns and bullets are exchanged for archaic latin-like spell casting and X-Men Jubilee style fireworks that I am to assume really are supposed to be shocking in some manner. It’s dark, yes. It’s foreboding, sure. Is it really as heart-thumping as these actors posture it is? Not so much. I do believe that what we have here is something that will really speak to the core audience in ways that I can imagine a lot of people felt when X-MEN or SPIDER-MAN was done right. Since I can’t fault any kid who found Harry on their way through adolescence I can say though, for me, the ADD style in which we’re shoved through series after series of special effects is a little too much for my taste.

Maybe if I read the book it would be but, for now, this is all quite just another addition to young boys and girls playing around with special effects.

THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM (2007)

Director: Paul Greengrass
Cast:
Matt Damon, Julia Stiles, Joan Allen, David Strathairn, Scott Glenn, Paddy Considine, Edgar Ramirez
Release: August 3, 2007
Synopsis: All he wanted was to disappear. Instead, Jason Bourne is now hunted by the people who made him what he is. Having lost his memory and the one person he loved, he is undeterred by the barrage of bullets and a new generation of highly-trained killers. Bourne has only one objective: to go back to the beginning and find out who he was.

Now, in the new chapter of this espionage series, Bourne will hunt down his past in order to find a future. He must travel from Moscow, Paris, Madrid and London to Tangier and New York City as he continues his quest to find the real Jason Bourne–all the while trying to outmaneuver the scores of cops, federal officers and Interpol agents with him in their crosshairs.

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Prognosis: Fu$k Yeah! Doug Liman is a man among men.

What some people would write off as needless popcorn flicks I would call indispensable. To have action movies that further the case as to why it’s so pretty so see shit blow up, why it’s exciting to watch dudes get their trachea strangled with phone cord and why car chases that end in spectacular collisions, as Martha Stewart would say, is a good thing this series is even better than appreciators of the films would have you believe.

Action is Liman’s wheelhouse and for him to have not only hand delivered some of the most remarkable action sequences (Who didn’t yell “Fuck yeah!” as Matt Damon rode a dead body down the center of an open staircase, getting off a gunshot to a man’s forehead that could only happen in Hollywood?) in recent years. Even in the case of MR. AND MRS. SMITH, if you can just look beyond the 4th wall of craziness that surrounds Jolie like the vaporized plague, you have a film that you can watch over and over and over again and find something there to like. I do and, even though I don’t boast about it, I even give props to Liman for finding and creating the kind of chemistry that woeful matchups on the screen have a hard time bottling. However, with the addition of Paul Greengrass, the man who added his films as to things you shouldn’t experience if you get motion sickness easily, I wonder if these films will be less relevant under the power of another man.

I’m going to emphatically say no for the very reasons that his other films did so well as narratives: they feel real in ways that a static camera shot can’t capture. Greengrass is able to harness the thought that if you’re watching an event unravel before your real eyes you’re not especially going to be focused on any one thing for too long. You’re going to drift a little bit and it’s that drifting effect that lends itself, oddly, to this film’s power in a way that’s captivating.

Now, while I really dig it, I really do, when we seem Damon’s silhouette against the backdrop of a very snowy street, the sense that something bad is going to happen very quickly is communicated loud and clear without a single word or voiceover. The problem, then, is the copious flashbacks to the other films.

Yes, they’re great and add a lot of context and this is a teaser trailer after all and it’s way too early to get a substantial bead of everything because you want to whet people’s interest, et al, I would argue that the flashbacks are kind of a puss way out to those of us who stayed awake for the first two films.

Yes, “His memory erased.” Yes, (gack) “His loved one murdered.” Yeah, I get it, moron, “His past stolen.” All just very unimportant and needless for fans of this franchise.

It’s not until the nicely done statement that Damon is going to find the people that did all this to his life where I get the goose bumps that just seal the moment that Damon, to me, is really the kind of action star that many people easily overlook; the kid is just threatening in ways that Leonardo couldn’t pull off in THE DEPARTED. Damon does look like he’s capable of bad things.

Boom, some cars crash into each other, Damon does some hand-to-hand, and then uses a book (!) to crush the windpipe of some asshole, Joan Allen is back to deliver the kind of quarterbacking that I hope gets her killed in the end, we even get a treat of Damon doing some wheelies through some real tight quarters on a dirt bike and then, as a little treat, we get Damon’s stunt double jumping from a building into the window of another just across the way. Good, good stuff.

And the best part? It all feels very verite in ways that other directors only wish they could capture, if for the only reason that it gives the moment on the screen more weight. Now, the average action movie consumer could perhaps be blind to all these elements but I’m feeling respected as a donator to these kinds of productions and that means something.

DAY NIGHT DAY NIGHT (2007)

Director: Julia Loktev
Cast: Luisa Williams, Josh P. Weinstein, Gareth Saxe, Nyambi Nyambi, Frank Dattolo
Release: May 11, 2007 (Limited), Coming Soon Near You
Synopsis: A 19-year-old girl prepares to become a suicide bomber in Times Square. She speaks with no accent; it’s impossible to pinpoint her ethnicity. We never learn why she made her decision – she has made it already. We don’t know whom she represents, what she believes in – we only know she believes it absolutely.

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Prognosis: Very Positive. Inches away from giving up on this trailer, I was.

Sometimes it’s all about art for art sake and, while that’s fine for some French, impressionistic work that bleeds pomposity, this trailer scales it back and justifies its artistic feel. It’s in the justification and that’s what makes this movie noteworthy. When I saw YOU CAN COUNT ON ME it felt like it drifted more to the side of artistic imagination than it did reality but the subject matter here is made relevant by what many will be dealing with as Baby Boomers creep toward old age. COUNT ON ME didn’t really inform as it did just ramble. There seems to be a real point here.

One of the best things the trailer does here in order to disarm any notion that the film will be a fetid affair of hardcore seriousness is the exchange Hoffman and Linney have regarding the entire theme of the movie without saying it outright; comparing the seriousness of the situation with their ailing father to Bush’s color-coded threat warning system is just funny. It’s amusing and it contextualizes the nature and relationship this brother and sister have with one another. The graphics that display Hoffman and Linney’s name, with the aforementioned color bars, is a nice touch.

And, big ups for the brief and almost blink-you-missed-it graphic that states the movie was at the Sundance Film Festival; the red color matte behind the Sundance graphic takes the joke one step further and it was appreciated.

The siblings meet. They’ve been away from one another for quite some time, Hoffman makes a self-deprecating comment about his own weight, and the sense of place we’re brought into, where geezers get to ride the streets in their golf carts, feels genuine.

The ailing father that brought these kids together feels like he’s serving a perfunctory role, because it’s all about Linney and Hoffman, but the situation they find themselves in is where the real magic starts to brew. The cheeky music that plays behind Philip’s suggestion they stick pop in a nursing home, and Linney’s reaction to the comment, feels smooth and funny at the same time.

Eventually, the nursing home is the option that’s going to have to be the right one and the two trying to connect, like fingers of opposite hands coming together, is less absurd than it is illuminating. I like these people and they’re likeable.

The moment where the two of them play a game of indoor tennis? It lasts all of three seconds but it’s a succinct, telling piece of comedic drama that what follows, their reticence in actually sticking pop in a nursing home, he thinking it’s a hotel, just feels genuine.

In this age of fractured families, ripped apart by ever increasing numbers of divorce, it’s a curious thing to see how those who have drifted apart deal with having to come back together. It has sold itself well.

Weekend Shopping Guide 5/18/07: I’m So Excited

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:07 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

It’s been a long time coming, but animation fans can rejoice in the unexpurgated Droopy: The Complete Theatrical Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). The 2-disc set features all 24 manic adventures of Tex Avery’s low-key delight (including anamorphic transfers of the 7 Cinemascope shorts). Bonus materials include a retrospective featurette on Avery and the character of Droopy, and a gag compilation.

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Don Rosa’s undersea mini-epic, “Treasure Under Glass,” is the spotlight story of this month’s issue of Uncle Scrooge (Gemstone, $7.50) – that’s issue #365, to be exact – and it shows to what lengths… or depths… McDuck will go to secure the treasure contained in a sunken ship.

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Even the most well-written, well-acted show runs the risk of becoming creatively worn out if it goes on long enough, and by the ninth season of Frasier (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$38.99 SRP), the cracks were beginning to show. Thankfully, by the next season (and the final 11th season), things improved, and the series was able to go out on a high note, even if it still felt like they were pushing it. Despite its overall blasé feel, this season did manage to include a pair of keeper episodes – specifically Frasier’s subconscious confrontation with his past loves (“Don Juan From Hell”) and a reunion of 3/4 of the cast of Cheers, assembled for the occasion of Cliff’s retirement party in Boston (“Cheerful Goodbyes”). Unfortunately, they still insist on delivering zero bonus features, and have also neglected to give us our complementary fix of another season of Cheers, as they had in the past with concurrent releases. What’s up with that?

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For those of us foolish to pick up the massive Martinis & Medicine collection last year just for the exclusive bonus materials, Fox slaps us across the face by releasing those selfsame bonus features in a separate 3-disc set. M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell and Amen (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) contains the legendary series finale, as well as those aforementioned bonus materials. Damn you, Fox.

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Never as clever as the show its creators hailed from (Cheers), Wings was always just a fun, funny, traditional workhorse of a sitcom – providing plenty of character-based laughs, without being too intellectually stimulating. By the fourth season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$38.99 SRP), the formula was firmly in place, you had decided which of the two brother/proprietors of tiny Sandpiper Air, Joe & Brian (Tim Daly & Steven Weber), you were rooting for, you had already fallen in love with quirky bumblings of cabbie Antonio (Tony Shalhoub) and dim mechanic Lowell (Thomas Haden Church), and all was right with the world. The 4-disc set features all 22 episodes, but not a single bonus feature. Is it that hard to book Daly & Weber?

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In 1981, Tucson journalist Ellen Adelstein journeyed to Beverly Hills to do an in-depth, one-on-one interview with Gene Roddenberry. For almost 90 minutes, Adelstein and Roddenberry talked of Roddenberry’s past, the creation of Star Trek, and much more. That interview is now available on DVD as Gene Roddenberry: Up Close and Personal (Bashert Productions, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95) and can be purchased at www.roddenberryinterview.com, and is highly recommended as a very nice piece of Trek history, and a beautiful document of Roddenberry in his prime.

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Now relegated to cable or pay-per-view, did you know there was a time when you could actually find Hugh Hefner and the original hip Playboy aesthetic on regular TV? That’s exactly what you had with the late 60’s “lounge”-fest Playboy After Dark (Morada Vision, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP each). The show was essentially a mellow, free-wheeling “night at Hef’s,” where the guests would mingle with the audience in a party atmosphere that mixed the martini and smoking jacket ethos of the 50’s with the swinging 60’s. Two collections of the show are currently available, with each 3-disc set featuring guests such as Sammy Davis, Jr., Ike & Tina Turner, Lenny Bruce, Sid Caesar, Linda Ronstadt, Jerry Lewis, Count Basie, George Carlin, Tommy Smothers, and many more. Definitely give it a spin. I do have a request for volume 3, though – can you please release the complete appearance of Harry Nilsson, who was on with Otto Preminger to promote Skidoo?

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Sporting an incredible Machine Man cover, the 48th oversize issue of The Jack Kirby Collector (Twomorrows, $9.95 SRP) packs the usual complement of stunning art and insightful articles we’ve come to expect from this must-have “King” chronicle.

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They might otherwise slip through the cracks, but thankfully Digital Classics has been rescuing a clutch of obscure comedy films from the very back of the vault, dusting them off, and allowing audiences to rediscover them. These include films like San Ferry Ann and a pair of Ronnie Barker pictures – Futtock’s End & A Home Of Your Own – plus a cameo filled flick called Simon Simon, in which you see everyone from Peter Sellers and Michael Caine to Eric Morecombe and Ernie Wise (Digital Classics DVD, Not Rated, DVD-£6.99 SRP each). By all means, snap these up and pop some corn.

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I find it hard to believe that we already to Memorial Day (where has this year gone??), but Sony has completely remastered and special edition-ized a pair of military classics worth picking up for the holiday weekend. First up is the 2-disc special edition of The Guns of Navarone (Columbia Pictures, Not Rated, DVD-$24.96 SRP), starring Gregory Peck, David Niven, and Anthony Quinn as a trio of Allied soldiers tasked with a spectacularly dangerous (yes, impossible!) mission to infiltrate a Nazi fortress and take out a pair of massive artillery pieces. Bonus features include audio commentaries, behind-the-scenes featurettes, a featurette on the restoration process, a quartet of vintage featurettes, and more. The other flick that should be on your shopping list is Humphrey Bogart’s maniacal, ball-bearing loving turn as the monstrous Captain Queeg in The Caine Mutiny (Columbia Pictures, Not Rated, DVD-$24.96 SRP). In addition to a newly remastered print, bonus features include an audio commentary and a brand new retrospective documentary.

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There are plenty of new faces and challenges during the complete seventh season of ER (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). While the staff cope with everything from a busload of poisoned kids to man in opossum costume who bites a man in a kangaroo costume, the personal drama of the medics themselves increases, particularly in the case of the arrival of Abby’s mother. The 6-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus aired scenes and the now customary gag reel.

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In this age of cheap camcorders, it should be no surprise that today’s soldier has replaced the instamatics of days past with palm-sized camcorders that they’ve trekked to Iraq with. Some of those candid, often disturbing videos – and the stories of the soldiers behind them – have been culled to produce The War Tapes (Docurama, Not Rated, DVD-$26.95 SRP), a powerful documentary that should be required viewing no matter what side of the political fence you fall on. Bonus materials include additional footage, outtakes & extended scenes, follow-up interviews with the soldiers, and the theatrical trailer.

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In some ways, I’m sure Darren Aranofsky’s stripped down version of his millennia-spanning The Fountain (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$27.95 SRP) is better served by the reduced budget brought on by the departure of star Brad Pitt, who was replaced by Hugh Jackman as the man whose love for a single woman (played by Aranofsky’s own wife, Rachel Weisz) leads him on the ultimate quest to protect her. Still, I’m curious to see what that major blockbuster version would have been like. The final version, though, is an interesting – if dense – artistic vision that’s much more palatable on the small screen, with time for reflective pausing. Bonus features include 6 behind-the-scenes featurettes and the theatrical trailer.

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It’s not nearly as lavish as the average Pixar “Art Of” book, but there’s still plenty of wonderful conceptual designs to be found in The Art Of Meet The Robinsons (Disney Editions, $17.99 SRP). It’s just a shame that the film came and went from theaters with nary a blip, as it’s a much better flick than the dreadful Chicken Little, and has a nice, inventive charm befitting the tale.

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Never a classic, I always got a nice chuckle out of Craig T. Nelson and Coach, the complete second season of which is out now (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). Who could possibly look into the face of Jerry Van Dyke and not crack a smile?

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James Garner is back is Jim Rockford in the fourth season of The Rockford Files (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), featuring 21 episodes of the mobile-home based ex-con sleuth with the memorable car and theme song. In addition, the set features a bonus episode from the fifth season – “White on White and Nearly Perfect” – guest-starring Tom Selleck in a role that eventually led to Magnum.

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The adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow are coming to a close (unless Disney decides the cow has more milk to give), so that means the final score from Hans Zimmer, this time for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (Walt Disney Records, $18.98 SRP).

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It’s harmless, innocuous, channel-surfing comedy, and once you’ve seen one episode of the show, you really and truly have seen them all. Home Improvement: The Complete Sixth Season (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP) features all 25 episodes, plus the season 6 blooper reel.

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Try as I might, I’ve never been able to wring a laugh for Seth MacFarlane’s attempt at a Family Guy follow-up, American Dad. For those of you who can stomach the show, the 3-disc Volume Two (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) features another 19 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, and multi-angle scene studies.

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While watching The War At Home (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), I couldn’t shake the feeling that what I was viewing was just the warmed over bastard child of Married With Children and Roseanne. It’s a shame, because Michael Rappaport – here the beleaguered father of 3 kids with a soul-sucking insurance job -deserves a much better showcase. The 3-disc set features all 22 first season episodes, plus cast & crew interviews, unaired scenes, and a gag reel.

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And before we close this week, let me leave you with a look at some of the fantastic figures that Mattel have been putting out as part of their still ongoing Justice League Unlimited line (singles are $5.99 SRP each, $11.99 SRP for the 3-packs). The show may have been cancelled before its time, but the figure line still has legs – I mean, come on, we get an Orion figure… and Nemesis! Whoda thunk it????

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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QSE News: 5/18/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:13 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgApparently not everyone is happy with the new Spider-Man film. Peter Parker’s transformation into an emo-kid has upset emo-kid and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz. After hearing that people were comparing the darker portrayal of Parker with his own image, Wentz immediately locked himself in a room and cried while writing really emotional/crappy poetry to describe how hurt he was inside.
  • Actor Gerard Butler has joined the cast of the upcoming prequel to Brian De Palma’s classic mobster movie, The Untouchables.  Butler, who is coming off a strong role as King Leonidas in the hit film 300, will be staring alongside Nicholas Cage, who will play the infamous Al Capone.  Butler accepted the role in the film despite the fact that he will be required to wear suits that hide his abs.  In related news, numerous horny women across the country have started a petition drive to require Butler’s character to wear only a loin-cloth.
  • Rapper and comic book fan David Banner has auditioned for a role in the upcoming Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight.  Banner, who is trying to break into the world of acting, read for the part of a villain named Gamble.  In casting Banner, Warner Brothers hopes to capture the coveted demographic of 15 – 24-year-old, suburban, middle class, white males who wear baggy pants and have their oversized hats slightly askew.
  • And finally, CW has announced its Fall Schedule and a couple of high profile shows did not make the cut.  Due to declining ratings, the cult hit Veronica Mars has been cancelled to make way for new shows.  According to network sources, the new shows will be “mainly stolen ideas from other networks and whatever successful European show hasn’t been re-done… and that NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX haven’t already taken.”

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/18/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • The closest we’ll ever get to animated Calvin & Hobbes… (Thingamabob)
  • The opening titles of The Odd Couple… (Thingamabob)
  • Zach Galifianakis resists assimilation.. (Thingamabob)
  • Please, people – surely this is proof enough of the dangers inherent in breakdancing… (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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May 17, 2007

Game On! 5-16-2007: Handhelds and Downloads

Filed under: Game On! — admin @ 12:10 am

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Welcome again, gaming friends. Another week, another batch of new downloadable titles for your console goodness. This week on the Virtual Console, we have three of the greatest ninja games ever made”¦NINJA GAIDEN for the NES, the lesser known (but still quite good) NINJA SPIRIT for the Turbografix 16 and”¦PAC-MAN for the NES? Okay, two out of three ninjas ain’t bad. Today, on XBLA we got two games, AEGIS WINGS, a side scrolling shooter made by Microsoft Interns and offered for free, as well as SOLTRIO SOLITAIRE a solitaire game with”¦multiplayer? Yeah”¦that’s strange, but true.

Also, as far as updates are concerned, CRACKDOWN received a giant mess of them, included in two download packs. More missions, a cheat mode, new races, weapons, and vehicles, more achievements”¦that’s what DLC should be. However, sadly for those who bought the game just for the HALO 3 beta, it seems there’s a bit longer of a wait, since there’s a need for a patch”¦already. Should be up by tonight though.

So what else do we have for you this week? Handheld games anyone?

LOST IN BOREDOM 2

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You wouldn’t think that being stranded on a desert island, searching for food, meeting another survivor and sharing your adventures and rations with them and fighting for survival would be so”¦tedious. And yet, LOST IN BLUE 2 does just that. Much like it’s previous title, this sequel makes survival mundane, and tasks like gathering food and building fires”¦well, just as boring as they sound.

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The main problem with this game is that you really don’t have enough time to do the really cool stuff, like explore the island, or converse with your counterpart (a character of the opposite sex as whichever you choose at the outset of the game). Most of the time is spent trying to fend off hunger (which comes ever three seconds) or fighting spiders and crocodiles. Sure, the cooking and food making mini games are”¦well, not entertaining, but something to do, but after 15 minutes, three days had passed and that was ALL I had done. I can’t run through the island for 12 feet before getting thirsty. Are these the most out of shape survivors ever or what?

The worst part is that even after time, things don’t shape up. There’s no direction for the game, no semblance of what you should do. How do you get rescued? CAN you get rescued? How the hell can you get to stave off hunger for more than five minutes? For those that endured the first game and were looking for improvements to hit the sequel, sadly”¦we’re still waiting.

One Gamer’s Opinion:

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CALL ON THE ROAD

codrtv.jpgLove World War II first person shooters, but just wish you could play them on the road? Well, wish no longer, as the mother series of them all makes it’s way to PSP with CALL OF DUTY: ROADS TO VICTORY. Taking the familiar format from the previous entries in the series and scaling it down for the PSP, things move fairly smoothly as you take on the role of three different Allied soldiers; American, Canadian and British.

While the PSP’s control format makes FPS’ a bit difficult for the handheld (yes, we know”¦there’s no second analog stick) the scheme is actually set up quite well. There’s a helpful lock on feature when aiming down the scope, and battles are quick and frantic enough that playing on the go in short bursts is simple and fun. Plus, the mission structure is just as familiar as the home versions are, so enjoyment is pretty much guaranteed.

Well, ok, NOTHING is guaranteed. If you haven’t been able to enjoy an FPS on PSP before, this will probably be a hard sell. Still, I have to say, as difficult as it is to translate the genre to this system, this one certainly moves and plays well enough that one actually can not just struggle though but actually WANT to continue and finish an FPS that uses face buttons to aim. Sure, the lock-on helps, but the ease with which one aims, shoots, runs, ducks and fights through the war torn streets of foreign lands really makes for an exciting and more importantly fun title. Plus, and best of all, players can actually customize the controls to fit their playing styles.

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If you’re hankering for some portable WWII excitement, this is the one to go for. Quick and easy to pick up, fun to play, looks great, sounds great”¦what more do you need?

I mean, y’know”¦OTHER than a second analog stick.

One Gamer’s Opinion:

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I WILL SURVIVE IN MY MACH 5

mach.jpgModified Air Combat Heroes sounds like a weird acronym, but since planes fly at mach speeds, then M.A.C.H. seems to fit”¦sort of. Under the idea that unmanned ships will save lives, these no jobless pilots take their ships to the black market where they”¦well, fight and race each other. Sure, that sounds good for a game.

Honestly, the plot takes a backseat. This title is about two things: being the fastest, and being the deadliest. It’s not just about crossing the finish line, it’s doing it one piece as you gun down every plane in your way. While the shooting and racing genre isn’t new, it’s nice to see it in the skies as opposed to on the streets.

What sets this title apart however, isn’t the planes, but how you can customize them. Outfitting your ship with whichever guns, paint apps and the like is up to you, and the modifications you get down the road are truly something to behold. However, this comes at a price”¦

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Frankly, after a few missions and upgrades, the game looses any and all challenge it had. Once you get a good enough plane and weapons, you have a bit of unfair advantage against your opponents. Wireless multiplayer keeps that a tiny bit fresh, as living opponents are always more fun to play than AI controlled ones (so says the game’s “plot”) but even then, the few courses and arenas they offer here won’t squeeze enough fun for more than a few goes. And while the game looks good, there sadly is also no real sense of speed. You may be going mach 5, but it could be 5 mph for all we know.

Still, it’s not all bad, as the first few levels a fun and unique enough for starter. Sadly, the game looses about as much momentum as it’s graphics fail to showcase”¦it’s fun for a bit, but once you upgrade your planes, it just goes down for the count.

One Gamer’s Opinion:

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Stay tuned, new podcast should be up soon, kids.

THE GAME ON! RATING SYSTEM

 

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Ratings From Greatest to Least:

Kick Ass, Right On, Okay, Eh, and Stinker (aka CRAPTACULAR)

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/17/2007

Filed under: Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:02 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Thanks to the suggestion of a Quick Stop reader (you know who you are, Jesse), this entry of Thingamabobs is dedicated to the late Jim Henson, who we lost 17 years ago this week. Let’s kick things off with “Who is Jim Henson?”… (Thingamabob)
  • And finally, “The Rainbow Connection”… (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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May 16, 2007

QSE News: 5/17/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:59 pm

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgActor Thomas Jane has announced that he has dropped out of the upcoming sequel to the movie The Punisher.  According to Jane, he dropped out of the movie because he will not “spend months of my life sweating over a movie that I just don’t believe in.”  Jane’s departure has sent studio executives scrambling to fill the role, but they are reportedly close to signing on Phil Spector as the gun toting homicidal maniac.
  • Reports indicate that Panic! At the Disco have already written eight new songs in preparation for the band’s next LP. The band’s debut album, A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out, has sold over a million copies. The band is trying to get a new record out as quickly as possible as many of their current fans are beginning to hit puberty and will soon be too old to think that the band is “way cool.”
  • Actor Elijah Wood has been cast as rocker Iggy Pop in a new movie about the musician’s life. Pop, who is the lead singer of the seminal punk band The Stooges, has been making music for several decades and has seen success both with his band and as a solo artist.  To prepare for the role, Wood has been consulting with model Kate Moss and her boyfriend Pete Doherty to ensure that he nails Pop’s emaciated appearance and storied drug usage.
  • And finally, CBS has announced its Fall Schedule and a couple of high profile shows did not make the cut.  Due to declining ratings, Jericho has been cancelled to make way for new shows.  According to network sources, the new shows will be “mainly stolen ideas from other networks and whatever successful European show hasn’t been re-done… and that NBC and ABC haven’t already taken.”

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Interview: Trace Beaulieu

Filed under: Interviews — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:30 am

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– by Ken Plume

tracebeaulieu-02.jpgFor eight seasons (1 on local Minneapolis station KTMA, 1 on the old Comedy Channel, and 6 on Comedy Central), Trace Beaulieu filled triple duty on the cult favorite Mystery Science Theater 3000 – as a writer, the voice/performer of one Crow T. Robot, and as the evil Dr. Clayton Forrester (the mad scientist who stranded hapless Joel Robinson – then Mike Nelson – on the Satellite of Love and subjected them to those awful, awful movies).

Since departing the MST3K fold following the release of the big screen Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (in which Dr. Forrester subjected Mike & the ‘bots to the Universal sci-fi classic This Island Earth), Trace has found gainful employment as one of the writers for America’s Funniest Home Videos (reuniting with AFV head writer J. Elvis Weinstein, MST3K‘s original Tom Servo and Forrester compatriot Dr. Laurence Erhardt). He’s also penned the limited comic series Here Come The Big People and guest-starred on Freaks and Geeks (as science teacher Hector Lacovara) and The West Wing.

What few people may know – and a topic we discuss right off the bat in the interview below – is that Trace also participated in a group called The Sleepers, a Minneapolis based band which holds the world record for the most venues played in one day in one city (112). They released an album called Heart Like a Shield in the early 90’s that has been a rarity ever since. An eclectic mix of music and comedy, it’s currently being prepped for re-release by bandmember/producer Gary Rue (you can keep apprised of its release via www.garyrue.com). To set the stage for my discussion with Mr. Beaulieu, Gary has given Quick Stop permission to share a wonderful pair of tracks that feature Trace. The two tracks – “Trace Intro” & “Point/Ernie” – have been edited together into a single piece. I hope you get a kick out of them, and make sure you pick up a copy of the CD when it drops.

DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
The Sleepers – “Trace Intro” & “Point/Ernie” (MP3 format) ““ 3.76 MB

And now, let’s chat with the one, the only, Trace Beaulieu…

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KEN PLUME: I spoke with Gary, and I have a copy of Sleepers sitting in front of me.

TRACE BEAULIEU: Oh, good! The whole album?

KP: The whole album, which he’s prepping for a re-release.

BEAULIEU: Oh, cool. I had no idea. Did he remaster it?

KP: It’s nice and pristine and sparkly fresh.

BEAULIEU: Cool. I still have some cassettes in the cellophane, which are turning yellow.

KP: Well, those’ll be the eBay collector’s items.

BEAULIEU: Yeah, exactly.

KP: “This is from the original release, still in their wrapping.”

BEAULIEU: Yeah. One of the complaints we got was that… there were 21 or 22 songs or something like that on this thing, and it was in a cassette format then, and the guys wanted every song and all the lyrics on a sheet. So, I mean, that’s a lot of information. And I think we put it into eight point type, and it’s riddled with spelling errors, and one of the complaints we got was you couldn’t get that back in the cassette box. If you folded it, it was like one of those raincoats you buy at the drugstore, you know?

KP: So, in other words, once the insert was out of the case, there’s no going back.

BEAULIEU: No, no. It was hopeless.

KP: So, really, it should have been an album.

BEAULIEU: It should have been. I think albums were going away when we made this thing. We even thought about doing an album, but it was more expensive at that time to do one in vinyl.

KP: Well, especially since you also were in the CD age.

BEAULIEU: That’s right. Oh, that was a long time ago!

KP: Well, at least you’re not talking about, “Well, we could have put it out on 8 track…”

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Well, that would have been cool. There’s actually probably enough for two albums in there, or three really small ones.

KP: Well, it certainly should be well-served by CD then.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. How did you find the two tracks you have?

KP: I don’t know how I came across them. It must have been about 10 years or so ago that someone handed me a tape of the stuff on it, and it was just one of those things were I always wondered what the rest of the album sounded like, but never had any access to it. And I remember asking you at that time about it, and you mentioned having the box in the basement. I think even then it was up in the air as to what the status of it all was.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Well, it’s been up in the air since we did it.

KP: What an odd occurrence that I should inquire about it just when Gary’s prepping a re-release…

BEAULIEU: Well, you can take credit for bringing it back to life.

KP: Oh good. Can I take that in writing?

BEAULIEU: Uh, no.

KP: “Gary, Trace said I could take credit.”

BEAULIEU: Yeah, good!

KP: I’m just glad that I’ll be able to finally hear it, and so will everyone else.

BEAULIEU: That’ll be cool. And he’s planning to re-release it, so I guess that’s marketing, huh?

KP: Well it’s particularly interesting in this internet age to see how he markets it. You never know – you might be doing press stuff for Sleepers.

BEAULIEU: That would be… you know, it was one of the strangest calls I’ve ever gotten. I wasn’t expecting you to mention Sleepers.

KP: So when you heard that phrase on there, what were you expecting? Like, “This is a Mystery Science Theater call…”?

BEAULIEU: Well yeah, that’s usually what those calls come up to. But Sleepers, that’s even more obscure.

KP: Well, I would never bother you with Mystery Science Theater. (laughing) That’s pretty well documented.

tracebeaulieu-04.jpgBEAULIEU: I was looking at a site on the web the other day – “Tom’s Temple” or something like that. Every tiny scrap of information is up on the web.

KP: Anything that you wish wasn’t out there?

BEAULIEU: No… In fact, it’s very handy. When I can’t remember stuff, I go there and I go, “Oh yeah, yeah, I remember that now. Thank you for remembering that for me.”

KP: So it’s sort of like a separate brain for you.

BEAULIEU: Yeah, exactly. It’s a hard drive.

KP: Storing all of the knowledge and memories that you’ve managed to get rid of over the years.

BEAULIEU: People will ask me questions and I go, “Gee, I don’t remember.” Or I’ll see videotape or something on YouTube and I go, “Wow! I don’t remember that! But there’s Frank and there’s me and we’re dressed as pirates, and I have no memory of doing it at all.”

KP: Yeah, but that was just a Saturday night…

BEAULIEU: Yeah, exactly.

KP: How’d they get those photos?

BEAULIEU: Yeah. (laughing) I’m dressed as Billy Jean King and there’s Frank and we’re playing tennis or something. I have no memory of that. I should, I guess.

KP: I think it’s sort of an “MST syndrome” that you all suffer from. These big informational dumps that you would do after each episode…

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Or just a big dump.

KP: Whatever it took to get by.

BEAULIEU: That’s right.

KP: Otherwise, I think you would have been driven insane.

BEAULIEU: And I think we probably were.

KP: Some of you, to varying degrees. Do you look back on the time fondly?

BEAULIEU: Yeah. You know, we had a lot of fun doing it.

KP: You’re literally now, what, 10 years out…

BEAULIEU: Yeah. And almost… it’ll be 20, in about a year or so, since we started doing it.

KP: The thing I’ve never been entirely clear about, is I’ve always wondered what your stand-up act was like…

BEAULIEU: It was really bad. I never really wanted to do stand-up. It was never my goal, but it sort of happened. I was hanging out with all those guys in Minneapolis doing improv, and I liked that much more. I like working with people rather than just on my own.

KP: When did you start doing improv?

BEAULIEU: Just like ’82, or something like that. There was a club called The Comedy Cabaret which a friend of mine started, Scott Novotne, who was oddly enough my… I think he was like student teacher in my high school theater. So I knew him from way back. And he started this little cabaret with some friends of his, and it was a place where they were just doing really weird shows and fun little super 8 films. That’s where I met Eugene Huddleston. I just really liked working with those guys. Doing little improv shows and weirdness.

KP: Had you always had that sort of inclination, as far as performance and those performance pieces?

BEAULIEU: I think they were closer to things that we were doing in high school. We would do the plays and all that stuff, but we had built a cabaret in our scene shop theater, and it was very kind of bohemian and eclectic and people were doing all kinds of weird stuff, and it was a very freeing and creative space. Another friend of mine and I wanted to do that same kind of thing since we got out of high school – open a cabaret – and then we found that our old instructor had started one, so we just kept hanging out there.

KP: Was it always your own material, or did you sprinkle it with established pieces?

BEAULIEU: It was always our own stuff. It was always… we were creating stuff that we could perform.

KP: How would you characterize a given piece? If you could recall one of the pieces, what was the average type of piece that you went to?

BEAULIEU: I had this weird little act where I’d saw my leg off. And my friend would accompany me on the piano. I would start out playing the saw, and it would appear as though I became possessed. Whatever music my friend was playing, like, The Exorcist would start possessing the saw. I was sitting on these boxes that we had in the theater, these big white cubes, and I would levitate on those cubes. It was all a goofy… I wouldn’t really say magic trick, but my real leg was hidden in these cubes, and then I could levitate.

KP: A stage illusion…

BEAULIEU: Yes, exactly. And I had one fake leg that was appropriately placed for sawing in half.

KP: What were the audiences like that you would play to?

BEAULIEU: It always got a huge reaction. Because, you know, first it’s this stupid, goofy clown bit, you know, someone playing with a saw and, “oh that’s cute” and reacting to this music. And then I’d saw my leg in half. I don’t think they expected it, and it was a very bizarre little theater piece.

KP: Was it a nice pristine cut, or did you get a bit intense with it?

BEAULIEU: It was kind of a jagged cut through the pant leg down in through the fake leg, and sawdust and paper would… initially it looked as if I was really cutting my leg, and then you’d see this stupid thing fall out of my pant leg.

KP: It’s not like you Gallaghered the audience with blood or anything…

BEAULIEU: No no no. I never was into gore or anything like that. It was like, “Okay. The initial shock was enough. Stupid.”

KP: How large were the audiences that you would generally play to?

BEAULIEU: I don’t know… probably the largest maybe 50, 100. On a good night.

KP: Was that capacity?

tracebeaulieu-05.jpgBEAULIEU: Yeah I think so. Mostly we were playing to, like, eight people. And there would be a decision whether or not we would have a show or order pizza. We’d ask the audience what they wanted to do.

KP: Do you miss days of decisions like those?

BEAULIEU: I miss the kind of spontaneity and the wacky anything-is-possible. Now everything is… very little is possible.

KP: Because of outside forces or just the way that life has to be at this point?

BEAULIEU: Well, there’s a certain amount of safety. You kind of want it to work all the time. You don’t experiment too much.

KP: Do you miss performing at all?

BEAULIEU: I do. I do. I miss those days when we would interrupt each other’s act with, like, playing golf from the back of the theater… Bring a car into the theater so when a curtain was drawn into the lobby, you’d see us working on a car. Really absurdist kinds of things.

KP: At that point, how large was the troupe that you were with?

BEAULIEU: Probably maybe five. There was Eugene and myself, and Scott and his wife Stephanie, and Gary… How many is that, five?

KP: Five. Out of that group, how many are still performing at this point or still involved in the creative side of things?

BEAULIEU: Eugene’s still playing piano in Minneapolis. He’s still doing comedy. I see him whenever I get back there. I really enjoyed working with him. He’s a very free and generous performer. and I don’t think appreciated very much. I certainly don’t appreciate him.

KP: If you can’t, then how can anyone else?

BEAULIEU: Yeah. We had this history. We really liked each other and enjoyed performing, but then we got into this stage where neither one of us had seen each other’s act. He’d never seen Mystery Science Theater and I’d never seen his piano playing. For like 15 years we’d just never see each other perform.

KP: So it was just remembrances of times past?

BEAULIEU: I think it was just flat-out avoidance. Then it became, not necessarily a feud, but a challenge. Even if I showed up and he was playing, I’d have to wait until he was finished.

KP: So who won the challenge?

BEAULIEU: Well, I started bringing him in on different things. I had an art show out here a couple of years ago and I brought Eugene out to play piano.

KP: So you lost. So he turned to you and went, “Ha, I won!” At which point you should have presented him with an MST box set.

BEAULIEU: I should have. I think he has a TV now. Yeah, he probably does…

KP: Well, with age you get certain perks.

BEAULIEU: That’s true. Now he’ll reap the benefits of the Sleepers resurgence.

KP: So is he part of the group?

BEAULIEU: Oh yeah, yeah. He played piano. He recruited me into Sleepers because they wanted to do – or he wanted to do – more comedy bits as well as the music. And I know nothing about music. I’m not musical at all.

KP: I’m sure you’d be handy with a triangle.

BEAULIEU: A drawing triangle. That’s about as close…

KP: You could have played with Yoko.

BEAULIEU: It was an odd group. Poets and artists and comedians and musicians… a very eclectic mix of people. Very creative, too. I always really enjoyed working with those guys. Gary and Gregory Bitz, who did the artwork for the album, and Eugene and another fellow that passed away a few years ago, Kent Taylor, who was the bassist.

KP: When were you asked to be a part of the group?

BEAULIEU: This was like ’92. We were already doing Mystery Science, so I would work Mystery Science during the day and then I’d go hang out with these musicians downtown until wee hours of the morning.

KP: How do you remember the actual recording and creation process being? Was it everything that you hoped it would be?

BEAULIEU: It was fraught with personalities, let’s say.

KP: Towards a better goal, eventually?

BEAULIEU: You know, I think we just got really, really lucky a couple of times that things came together as they did.

KP: Was there the feeling that this would be a one-off even while you were doing it?

BEAULIEU: No, I think we all wanted it to continue. But one by one everyone’s lives started to kind of disintegrate. Some of the guys were going through divorces at the time and various, just creative meltdowns. That’s what I have in the box in -well not in the basement anymore, it’s in the closet – of the Sleepers, the performances. And we did a tour, which was Eugene’s idea, called “The Sleepwalker Tour,” in Minneapolis for the Muscular Dystrophy… I guess challenge, or fund… We played 111 clubs in one day trying to raise money for muscular dystrophy, and also to try to break the world’s record.

KP: I can’t imagine the logistics of that.

BEAULIEU: It was kind of remarkable. Eugene put it together, and he called all these places in town and said, “Okay, we will be at your restaurant, club, bar – whatever – at 9 in the morning,” or whatever time of day we got there. And he scheduled it all, coordinated it all. We got some limos donated to us. We got a bunch of guys with video equipment following us around. We started out, I think, at 9 in the morning and wound up at 11 at night.

KP: So, did you make all 111?

BEAULIEU: We did. The goal was 100, but we kept going. It was also Memorial Day weekend, so some places weren’t open, or the manager had failed to tell anyone that we were going to be there, so we’d wind up at the kitchen door and there’d be a guy with a knife and a head of lettuce going, “What?”

KP: Exactly what you’d want to be greeted with.

BEAULIEU: Yeah.

KP: How much material would you play when you hit a club? I’m assuming you could only get a minute or two.

BEAULIEU: Yeah – they’d run in, play like a minute worth of material, and then run out again, run into the limos, and off to the next place.

KP: Being the non-musical portion of the show, what was your function?

BEAULIEU: Once we found that it was kind of a nightmare logistically actually doing it, I’d run ahead and make sure that either A, the building was still there, or it was unlocked. And sometimes I would do something strange like blow bubbles or something, just for something to do.

KP: Something nice and performance arty.

BEAULIEU: Yeah.

KP: Does that footage all still exist?

BEAULIEU: It does. To the large part that and a show that we did still exists. I haven’t looked at it in years. I gave it to a friend of mine to break down and log all the video tape, but I still haven’t really had the stomach to go through it again.

KP: When you say “the stomach,” what is it that makes you uneasy about viewing it again?

BEAULIEU: Oh, memories. Some stuff is best left to memory.

KP: You’re saying it was very much a charged period?

BEAULIEU: It was. It was. I don’t know if I really have enough distance from it to cut it into any kind of documentary, or if there’s anything really there to look at.

KP: When you think back on the actual material that’s on the album, are you proud and content with what the album eventually became?

BEAULIEU: Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.

KP: So the material itself you have no problem with.

BEAULIEU: No, no. The album is… I had very little to do with it, really. I was there when they were doing some of the recording and we were goofing around a lot with stuff. I think there is some stuff… you know, it’d be interesting to hear. Because I don’t remember exactly what I did.

KP: When was the last time you heard the album, or pulled out the cassette?

BEAULIEU: Oh boy, I’d say at least 10, 15 years.

KP: Probably the last time I mentioned it to you.

BEAULIEU: I think probably that’s when it was. You have a better memory than I do. I’d have to go to the website and find out what I remember.

KP: Well, that’s good. You’ll be one of the first downloads. Like I said, it wouldn’t have stuck in my brain for this long if the two tracks I heard weren’t memorable.

BEAULIEU: Well, you know, Gary and Eugene and Gregory and Kent Taylor are extremely talented musicians, and they did a great job.

KP: Which is weird because neither of the tracks I have are music tracks, they’re comedy tracks.

BEAULIEU: Oh really?

KP: One is you running up to the recording session…

BEAULIEU: Oh, I think that started the album. I push a button or something.

KP: Where I guess you’re the pyrotechnics guy, but you show up for the recording…

BEAULIEU: Yeah, I did a lot of that kind of stuff, too.

KP: Which I thought was one of the best performances I’ve ever heard from you. A very natural performance.

BEAULIEU: Oh really? I don’t remember what I was doing.

KP: Just your delivery on some of the lines. Like, “Oh, what does that do? Sorry.” The kind of thing that a lot of people can sound very unnatural delivering, particularly in a prepared comedy bit.

BEAULIEU: Naturally confused, perhaps.

KP: Well, you pulled it off well. And the other one is the dueling stereo conversations.

BEAULIEU: That one I’ve never heard. We did that, and Gary has often commented about how funny that was…

KP: You do your Gregory Peck in it.

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KP: Yes.

BEAULIEU: Oh boy, I don’t even remember. I think we were just goofing around in the booth and we didn’t know he was recording it.

KP: It sounds just like two conversations that were recorded just as conversations…

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Huh…

KP: It’s quite good.

BEAULIEU: That’ll be interesting to hear again.

KP: That’s one of the other ones we were gonna put up.

BEAULIEU: Oh, cool.

KP: Going back to the 80’s, if you were comfortable in that sort of performance bubble, what pushed you into standup?

BEAULIEU: Everyone in our little group started realizing they could make more money doing standup, and I sort of went, “Oh, okay, well I’ll try standup, then.” I really just kind of floundered around with that, and continued doing it because I liked being around all those creative people.

KP: Wat did your act consist of?

BEAULIEU: Oh boy. I think some of it was somewhat improv’d and then beaten to death by trying to make an improv bit into a standup bit. I can’t even remember much of it.

KP: Because you’ve blocked it out?

BEAULIEU: Yeah, that part I did have to put a screwdriver into my forehead and squish it around so I wouldn’t remember.

KP: Are there any gigs around that period that you remember as going particularly well?

BEAULIEU: I had a show in Lincoln, Nebraska that I remember liking. And afterwards going into the men’s room and there was a guy on the toilet who enjoyed it.

KP: From the men’s room?

BEAULIEU: Well, I don’t know if he was in the men’s room…

KP: Or he just felt it was necessary to relieve himself after such a fantastic set?

BEAULIEU: He was working on an epic at the time, and I don’t know if he had heard my act through the wall, or if he had just immediately felt the need to… (laughing) yeah.

KP: That’s good. You’ll always remember Lincoln, then.

BEAULIEU: I’ll remember Lincoln.

KP: During that period of standup, how often did you cross paths with your eventual coworkers?

BEAULIEU: Well, Josh went on his first road tour with me and a guy named Charlie Walker, who’s also out of Minneapolis.

KP: How did that work? Wasn’t Josh still underage at that point?

BEAULIEU: I think he was. I thought Josh was 35, but it turns out he was 15 or 16 or something like that.

KP: So he could comport himself really well.

BEAULIEU: Yes he could. The tour manager, or the tour organizer, said, “I think this kid’s underage. You’re gonna have to watch him in the bars.” And I said, “He knows more about bars than I do. No, I’m pretty sure he’s old enough. What is old enough? He’s that, whatever that is.”

KP: So were there any awkward moments, driving around with a minor? The comedy circuit at that time was not known for being terribly above board.

BEAULIEU: No. Nobody really cared once we were out. That was a fun trip with Josh. Didn’t really work. Mary Jo, we worked together a bit on some sketch comedy stuff at the… I think the club had been called the Ha Ha Club after that. It was the Comedy Cabaret and then the Ha Ha Club. I worked with her there. Never saw Joel’s act live. I always missed him when he was in Minneapolis and I finally saw him on the Letterman show. That’s long before I worked with him.

KP: What was Joel’s reputation in town?

BEAULIEU: He was a genius. He was… you know, he was Joel. Very funny, very creative guy. He had this mystique, because he’d been on SNL and Letterman and had gone out to Hollywood and then come back. He kind of quit show business and then came back to Minneapolis and he was working in a tee shirt factory. And so he had that kinda… you know, that cool reputation of going, “You know, it’s not that great.”

KP: What would you say that your perspective on the future was at that point? What was the goal you were aiming towards, if any?

BEAULIEU: I think just to quit my real job.

KP: What was your real job at that time?

BEAULIEU: I was working for a display company. It was another one of those things where I’d work there during the day, and on my creative outlet at night, at these clubs.

KP: Was it difficult work, or just drudgery?

BEAULIEU: It was interesting. It was a company that started very small, just six people, and had a product that was very successful. So I’ve always been very fortunate to be around stuff that was kind of in the embryonic stages creatively and then had taken off. This company now, I think, is a multimillion dollar company with 350 employees and offices all over the world.

KP: Would you have ever guessed it would become that?

BEAULIEU: No. I left in ’86 or ’87. I still have family members who work there, and now they’re ready for retirement.

KP: That’s got to feel a little odd.

BEAULIEU: Yeah, yeah. I kinda feel like I’ve had a number of different lives. You know, I worked there kind of off and on out of high school, and then I went to Europe and worked in an ice show for a while.

KP: This was the infamous monkey show, right?

BEAULIEU: That was the monkey show, right.

KP: How do you make the decision to go off to Europe and work in an ice show?

BEAULIEU: I had a pal that I’d known since grade school, really, and we became very close in high school. He had gone off that summer after high school. We’d both seen Star Wars together. You know, the good one – the first one.

KP: Right. The only one of two worth mentioning at this point…

BEAULIEU: (laughs) We had both seen that, and we were just high school kids ready to go out into the world, and it was the perfect movie. So he went off and left Tattooine, and I stayed. He went to Europe and got a job with an ice show and toured around the Far East and Australia and came back and said, “Hey, this is really cool. You should come back with me.”

KP: So he was Biggs and you were Luke. And it’s unfortunate that I should make that association…

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Yeah.

KP: He came back to tell you tales of the outside world.

BEAULIEU: That’s right. And I didn’t have the foresight to tell him, “Hey, you’re gonna get cut out of this thing…”

KP: You should have told him that. Poor Biggs.

BEAULIEU: Is it foresight or is it hindsight?

KP: Maybe some kind of insight. Had you had any other thoughts of college or any other direction? Or was it a matter of when that opportunity presented itself, how could you turn it down?

BEAULIEU: Yeah, it was really… I guess I had gone to University of Minnesota for a year when he came back. Or by the time he’d come back. And I was just kinda burned out and didn’t feel like going to school anymore. It was just time.

KP: What’s the audition process for the ice show?

BEAULIEU: Uh, I showed up. (laughs)

KP: “Do you work well with monkeys and can you skate?”

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Actually, I didn’t skate – we were just working crew. We were building props and moving the show from town to town. So I showed up one day thinking, “Hey, if I get a job, that’d be great – and if I don’t, that’s okay, too…” and hung around for a while, and they said, “Okay, we just fired a guy, so you’re in.”

KP: Props have played a large part in your early career. Had you always been crafty in that sort of way?

BEAULIEU: Yeah, always building stuff. I grew up with a very creative family. My mom was a painter and my dad was always fixing something or salvaging something and repairing it. My brother’s an engineer and my sister’s an artist, so there was always that attraction.

KP: So you found that you took really easily to that…

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Or I just outright lied and said, “Yeah, I can do that. How hard can it be?” I think that was always my attitude. I’d look at what somebody was doing and I was too stupid to know I couldn’t do it.

KP: You know, that exact phrase is in one of the Sleepers tracks…

BEAULIEU: Well yeah, I used to say that a lot. Until I found out how hard it is…

KP: At what point did you find that out?

BEAULIEU: I think it was very early on. Once I learned how hard can it be, and it actually was very hard.

KP: What would you say, of all the various lives you’ve had, was the hardest thing you’ve ever done?

BEAULIEU: Hmm… boy that’s… I don’t know. I guess the hardest thing is working in an area where you’re not allowed to be creative. So maybe those early days, when show business was the lure. I think I maybe stayed in the display industry too long.

KP: How many years did you actually spend there?

BEAULIEU: Let’s see, from high school to… maybe off and on 10 years.

KP: Was it something you’d come back to?

BEAULIEU: Yeah, I’d leave and come back. Like I left, went to Europe, came back and got the same thing again. Went back to the same old job.

KP: So how long did the sojourn in Europe last?

BEAULIEU: That was really pretty short. It was about four or five months.

KP: Behind the scenes the entire time?

BEAULIEU: Yeah.

KP: When did the monkey incident happen?

BEAULIEU: Well, we had a barrel jumper – a guy that would jump through a flaming hoop. My job was to soak his hoop with gasoline. And they taught me how to say, “I am out of gasoline” in French, which I don’t remember. “Je ne plus par essence,” I think is what it is. So I’d go up to these guys and say, “Hey, I’m out of gasoline,” and they’d give me a can of gas. I’d bring it backstage and I’d soak this guy’s fire hoop. His instructions to me were, “Put as much on as you can.” And we had the monkey, Mickey, who was also in the show, whose act consisted of playing badminton in a kilt while skating. And he also had a fire hoop that he would skate up to, and it was rigged so he could light it. And one night my friend and I switched duties. For some reason I had to take his side of the stage and work his props, and his prop was the monkey hoop. And I thought, “Well, what’s good for the fire hoop guy is good for the monkey,” so I just soaked that thing with as much gasoline as I could put on it. This was kind of Mickey’s finale. It was his closing bit. And he skates up to the hoop and he triggers the little gimmick that lights it and it was like a tower of flames. And his eyes get big as saucers and he shrieks and skates right offstage and into his dressing room.

KP: Oh, he had his own dressing room?

BEAULIEU: Oh yes, he always had his own dressing room.

KP: So he was a bit of a prima donna.

BEAULIEU: Yes. The crew guys were usually changing in the public bathroom, and Mickey had his own dressing room. In fact, I heard his trainer screaming at him one night. You could hear them through the wall. And they were, like, having a real conversation. The trainer was screaming at him, but Mickey was responding in monkey talk. He was shrieking. He goes, “I don’t care if you don’t want to go on, Mickey! It doesn’t matter if you ate your costume! You’re gonna wear your other costume!”

KP: That’s got to be a little disturbing.

BEAULIEU: It was surreal.

KP: But after the whole hoop stunt, I’ll bet he could never work the same again.

BEAULIEU: He knew it was me.

KP: So he personally asked for his regular crew guy back.

tracebeaulieu-07.jpgBEAULIEU: Yes, he did. We had this grand finale in the show, and I would be backstage prepping scenery or some props while the pyrotechnicians were loading up the flash pots with powder. And I’d be there watching them, and Mickey would skate up to me, and he’s, like, looking up and down and I go, “You know, this monkey – if he wanted to – could crush my testicles.”

KP: Or tear an arm off.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. And he would skate up to me like, “I knew it was you.”

KP: Instead he just asked that they dock your pay.

BEAULIEU: It was terrifying.

KP: I wonder whatever happened to Mickey.

BEAULIEU: I don’t know. He had a little brother, Bobo, who… you can’t make up circus names. He was being groomed to take over the act.

KP: So it was a whole Norma Desmond thing.

BEAULIEU: Yeah.

KP: Mickey knew his days were numbered.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. I don’t know. I don’t know how long chimps… he’d probably still be alive. Chimps live for 30, 40 years, don’t they?

KP: Yes, theoretically Mickey could still be out there, full of bitter memories of you.

BEAULIEU: He’s drawing my picture on his wall with a banana or something.

KP: I hope it’s just with a banana.

BEAULIEU: Oh yeah. Well, you know, highlights. Adding depth and shadow with whatever color he can muster.

KP: It’s good to know that you might still have an impact on a poor aging chimpanzee out there somewhere.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. I hadn’t thought about that. He’s probably still alive.

KP: Well, there’s a reunion for you. Who knows, this many years later after the career’s gone, he might be bitter enough to rip an arm off.

BEAULIEU: He could.

KP: Or he could just feebly try, but with age and infirmary, he can’t hack it.

BEAULIEU: Just gum me.

KP: It’d be a sad, pitiful reunion. You’d feel a little pity for him, wouldn’t you?

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Well, we’d both get on the news.

KP: That’s absolutely true. And then you’d go out for drinks later.

BEAULIEU: Yeah.

KP: Talk about old times at the ice show. So after that couple of months, was it something you expected you would return to the next season? What ended your tenure?

BEAULIEU: Well, the show moved to South America, and I stayed in Europe. And then I just traveled around to some of the other shows, seeing if they had work, and eventually just came back to the States.

KP: Was it a decision that you regretted having to make? Did you want to stay outside the States, or did you feel and urge to return home?

BEAULIEU: No, I was kinda done. I was ready to come home. The hostages had just been taken that November, and it was kinda tense there for Americans.

KP: So it felt like a good time to get back to home base.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. I was wandering around Hyde Park one Sunday and realized I was the only one that wasn’t wearing a turban or a shroud or something… I looked very white and from the Midwest. And I thought, “It’s time to go.”

KP: You could have said you were Canadian.

BEAULIEU: I did that. But people wouldn’t believe me.

KP: Really?

BEAULIEU: No.

KP: How would they call you on that?

BEAULIEU: Well, actually, they called us “North Americans,” which I thought was kinda cool. I took it as more of a compliment.

KP: Did you feel that you had gotten everything that you possibly could out of Europe?

BEAULIEU: For the time being. I always thought I’d go back, but never did.

KP: Do you still feel you’ll go back?

BEAULIEU: At some point. I kinda got tired of being around big wet cities. Big wet cold cities that were full of dog poop.

KP: And yet you returned to the Midwest.

BEAULIEU: That’s true. We’re better at picking up our feces, though.

KP: But not known for being dry most of the year.

BEAULIEU: No.

KP: Or warm.

BEAULIEU: No. Well, that’s why I came here to L.A.

KP: When you made your return, that was when you started increasing the performing?

BEAULIEU: Yeah, that’s really when it started. Started hanging around that club.

KP: At what point did Mystery Science Theater present itself? Since you would have been deep into standup at that point…

BEAULIEU: Yeah, and that’s when I started hanging out more with Josh and Joel. We had a little group that would meet at the library to write bits and work on stuff. Joel started coming to those sessions. Boy, I guess that’s like ’87, round in there. We started Mystery Science in ’88, something like that.

KP: When you talk about writing bits at the library, that’s not exactly where you would assume that a raucous sort of get together would occur.

BEAULIEU: Well, we started working at a bar in Minneapolis on Tuesday nights. It was Eugene and a friend of mine, Paul Williams, and another friend, Paul Kelleher, and other people would drop in. It became known as “Writer’s Block,” because we never got any work done. But it was the only night of the week that Eugene could get out of the house. And then we moved it to the library because we thought we’d get more done – we wouldn’t be able to have a beer and we’d be more focused. We actually, I think, got a lot more done there.

KP: How collaborative were the meetings? Was it each person writing their own thing, or would you workshop it?

BEAULIEU: We’d go around the room and someone would have a bit and we’d help them with it. It was a really collaborative environment. It was fun.

KP: Was Josh the one who invited Joel into the group?

BEAULIEU: I’m not sure how that happened. It might have been. It got known that we were there and a lot of people would come. I think Joel has… I’ve heard him say he remembers seeing something I had drawn in my notebook that made him believe that I could make stuff.

KP: How many of those notebooks had you filled over that period?

BEAULIEU: I’m still working on the one notebook.

KP: What are the contents of that notebook at this point?

BEAULIEU: Well, every page is virtually black by now. But there’s still a little bit of white, and I won’t be happy until every page is completely solid ink.

KP: Is that your life’s goal?

BEAULIEU: Yes.

KP: Then publish them posthumously as the almost DaVinci-like notebooks of Trace Beaulieu…

BEAULIEU: Yes. Well, they’ll be issued as black paper. That’s all.

KP: That’s good. I hope you’ve outlined what should be done with that single notebook.

BEAULIEU: You could probably squeeze it and get a lot of ink out of it.

KP: Or you could expand it into many volumes. It’s sort of like the Tardis of notebooks, is what you’re saying.

BEAULIEU: (laughs) It’s all in there.

KP: Was there a difference between the kind of bits you would develop during the library period and what you did with the improv work earlier?

BEAULIEU: For me, I think it was just… well, I was trying to focus more on doing the standup act, but never really had the discipline to make it work.

KP: Where would the critiques lie if, say, Josh would give you a critique on a performance? What would you generally hear about your performances?

BEAULIEU: I don’t remember him giving me any critiques. Maybe that was the problem. We never really were breaking stuff down like that, at least that I remember. It was more additive than subtractive.

KP: Did you feel confident in front of an audience, regardless of the material?

BEAULIEU: I did more so, I think, than I do now. I think I gradually worked myself out of it.

KP: Out of that comfort level?

BEAULIEU: I don’t know if it’s like a therapy, like after a while I didn’t need it anymore.

KP: Is standup anything you think you could see yourself returning to? Or performance in front of an audience?

BEAULIEU: The latter. I don’t have any interest in standup, really. But performing perhaps sketches or prepared material – well rehearsed, prepared material.

KP: So improv is not really something you’re too keen on.

BEAULIEU: Well, I think it’s a good tool for developing stuff, but I really don’t like… like, there’s all these improv shows now, and I just don’t think it’s a performance piece. I think it’s a good tool for developing stuff.

KP: So it’s like seeing the rehearsals for something.

BEAULIEU: Yeah, it’s so hit and miss. One of the best improv sessions that I experienced was on a Saturday afternoon when we were all just working out bits without an audience. I think it was one of the best cohesive times that I’ve experienced, and it was probably better because we didn’t have an audience.

KP: Would you say, then, that you were never terribly comfortable with the fact that those KTMA MSTs were improv?

BEAULIEU: Well, that was kinda different. You’re not jumping up and changing character…

KP: Or having to have an audience there.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Our audience was us. For me, my audience was Joel and Josh, and the guys in the control room occasionally would come in and go, “Oh, uh, that segment’s done.”

KP: Well, with that kind of support…

tracebeaulieu-08.jpgBEAULIEU: Yeah, exactly. But I was much more comfortable when we had worked through the bits and we finally got onto Comedy Central, where we had time to develop the lines and the writing, and script everything out. I think the hit rate was higher, and it still had that improvisational element in the way we riffed and wrote initially, but then you could pick the best lines out of all of that and make it a better viewing experience.

KP: So it had that improv, but with a nice revision process built in.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. That’s kinda how we work with America’s Funniest, too, when we’re writing jokes and riffing.

KP: How similar are the two writing rooms, if you were to compare them? You’re still basically sitting down with video material and riffing, right?

BEAULIEU: Yeah. The process is similar in that 80% of our show is provided to us. Any Mystery Science movie was there for us. And similar with the videos. They’re provided to us, so that part’s done. It’s reacting to it that becomes where the work is.

KP: Would you say the revision process is more or less intense?

BEAULIEU: It’s a different kind of work. We don’t have the freedom that we had on basic cable, where you could basically… how many hundreds of jokes are in a Mystery Science two hours? You can be real obscure. It didn’t matter. But now we’ve got, like, 80 clips in a show, and we’re maybe commenting on half that many. We have to be more on the nose and more of a broadcast kind of joke area. Broader and not so… not so clever. (laughs) It’s easy to be clever when you can talk for two hours, but we have to be pretty concise and try to hit a broader audience.

KP: How fulfilled do you feel, creatively, comparing the two processes?

BEAULIEU: It’s a different kind of challenge to craft a thing that is… it’s two different audiences, really.

KP: Do you feel that AFV is in some ways more technical, since you’re having to hit that many marks?

BEAULIEU: Yeah, I guess that’d be a fair assumption. A little more technical. A little more finite in our choices, because how many piñata hits can you see and say something different?

KP: And how many have you seen so far?

BEAULIEU: Oh boy, hundreds. Hundreds of piñatas. Trampolines… you know, it falls into those categories of guys wracking their nuts on a railing after skating or skateboarding…

KP: Do you have a database that you can go to and say, “Did we make this joke?”

BEAULIEU: We don’t have a database for the jokes. We pitched that as an idea but then we realized that if we had a database for the jokes, why would they need us anymore? They’d go, “Uh, we got about 50 nut hit jokes here, why don’t we just use one of those and just change the words around a little bit.”

KP: So, in other words, you would have been creating your own replacement.

BEAULIEU: Yes, exactly.

KP: Although I am kind of intrigued by the AFV bot, sort of Hal-like…

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Well, there is a database for the clips, and you can type in “nut hit” or “groin hit” and you get five thousand different kinds of groin hits.

KP: How much material comes in that’s completely unsuitable for AFV?

BEAULIEU: Well, it’s unsuitable for not maybe the reasons you’re thinking. We get very few that are really that good that we can’t air them.

KP: I’m assuming camera quality sometimes is just atrocious.

BEAULIEU: Yeah, camera quality, or baby sleeping. For a while we were getting a ton of kids sleeping in their high chairs with those bumble balls, those vibrating ball things, and they’d be sleeping on them. And we’d just get a ton of those, and they’re not very interesting or funny.

KP: Only kind of cute if you know the kid.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. But we don’t get that many that are so racy or salacious that… unfortunately, we just don’t get that kind of stuff.

KP: Could you name a clip that you wish desperately could have been on the air? Saying “desperately wish,” I know is hyperbole…

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Well, every couple of shows there’s one that we really… it’ll drop out for… either it’s got a song that we can’t license the music to, or we can’t find the people in it. And then that becomes disappointing. But we get so many in that it’s hard to fall in love with any one clip that doesn’t make it. You kinda forget about those.

KP: How exactly did the transition to AFV happen?

BEAULIEU: I moved out to California about 10 years ago and reestablished contact with Josh. And Josh had… well, actually, I called Josh. Another Star Wars connection – my agent had me read for Jar Jar Binks. I didn’t have any way of recording my voice, so I knew Josh was in a band and he had that kind of equipment, so I called him up and said, “Hey, can I borrow your recording thing? I gotta do this stupid voice for this Star Wars, which could be cool, but I’m reading the script and it’s just… oh, the dialogue is horrible! It’s almost bad Jamaican patois…”

KP: So he had written the patois in there…

BEAULIEU: Yeah, yeah. I got like three pages, and there’s this creature speaking to a Jedi master. And I didn’t know. I thought, “Boy, this is really awful! Oh well, must be good, though!”

KP: How could it not? It’s Star Wars!

BEAULIEU: Yeah! It’s gotta be cool. So, fortunately, that didn’t happen, but I started hanging out with Josh again, and he had this offer to do the reimagined version of AFV after Bob Saget left. They were doing it as a more, I guess, later in the evening thing. It was about 9:00 on a Friday. And they had Daisy Fuentes and John Fugelsang as hosts. So it was a reinvention, you know? And Josh asked me if I wanted to come in and apply for the job – or audition, I guess, for the job – and that’s how that happened.

KP: Was it an interesting dynamic to be working with Josh again after all those years?

BEAULIEU: Yeah, it was. It was a different relationship. He was the head writer. It had been 10 years since we even talked, really, from when he left Mystery Science and he came out to L.A.

KP: My understanding is one of the reasons he left MST was because he wasn’t satisfied with the move to it being a more structured riffing for the movies…

BEAULIEU: I hadn’t heard that. I don’t know if that was ever an issue, because we started scripting it right away, and I thought everybody pretty much agreed that that was a good thing. But I hadn’t heard that.

KP: That’s the story I had always heard. Of course, it could be apocryphal.

BEAULIEU: It could be one of those things.

KP: But obviously he was the first of you all to make the transition out to L.A.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Joel had already been out here and had established his beachhead, but Josh was the first of that group to leave Best Brains.

KP: How difficult a decision was it for you to leave Minnesota and make that transition? I mean, the last time that I spoke with you would have been as season seven was airing, and it sounded like you were still there for the foreseeable future.

BEAULIEU: I think I was waiting to see how the movie was going to do, and to see if we had a future either doing more movies or anything else. I think I was just looking to do something else. I think even back when the Sleepers were active, that was sort of my “something else” at the time. I think it became clear – probably moments after I talked to you – that we weren’t going to do anything else. That was kind of frustrating.

KP: I remember there was also some personal upheaval that you were going through at the time.

BEAULIEU: Yeah, my life was kind of spinning out of control.

KP: So a change probably looked to be a very good thing.

BEAULIEU: Yeah, yeah. Couldn’t go back to the ice show, so what’s next?

KP: Well, not after what you did to Mickey.

BEAULIEU: No. We also had two really horrible winters in Minnesota. That was probably the last horrible winters that we’ll have with global warming, but they were harsh. And I just couldn’t take it anymore.

KP: Had you been hearing from the West Coast contingent about, “Hey, come on out!” ? When I spoke with Frank years ago, he mentioned that there was a siren call that had been made by those that had already made the transition, that, “Hey, you can probably make a good living out here.” And Mike’s talked about it as well. Of course, he resisted it until last year…

BEAULIEU: Yeah. I hadn’t really kept in touch with a lot of people. We reestablished contact once I got out here. In the Midwest, everyone was talking about how horrible Los Angeles is – and to some degree it is, but people are working here and making a pretty good living. It took me a while to get into the groove. Josh certainly helped a lot in getting me into a pretty steady gig, or what has been… this is my ninth season, going into my tenth season.

KP: It’s a remarkably steady gig.

BEAULIEU: Yeah.

KP: You have a nice fallback position with AFV at this point. Have you felt like straying into other territory? Obviously there was, what, People Traps that came and went…

BEAULIEU: Yeah, People Traps was a very bizarre experience. I kind of felt like I got dropped onto the deck of a pirate ship and had to kind of deal with that. The show was kind of in mid-production when I joined it. I think I mentioned to you before that they had to find me through the guild. I didn’t have any representation at that time. The producer had written a letter to the guild trying to track me down. They offered me lunch, and at lunch I noticed they had a monkey. I said, “Yeah, sure, I’ll work on this.”

KP: It would have been great if it was a relative.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Well, you know, they’re all related somehow.

KP: That’s true. But it’d be great if it communicated in the monkey-to-trainer talk that only they know, that, “Oh, that’s the one that worked with Uncle Mickey. The bastard.”

BEAULIEU: “That guy’s no good.”

KP: “Watch out for him!” So it just felt like an awkward situation the whole way through?

BEAULIEU: Well, it was very odd. The nature of the show changed as people were working on it. It was called something else when I got there. Animal Traps, or something else, and it was going to be Candid Camera, only with animals. It just seemed like it wasn’t really fully formed, and I was kind of brought in as a Band-Aid to apply some kind of ripping commentary. I was in this van, the control room…

KP: Yes, I remember the uncomfortable looking van from the pilot…

BEAULIEU: We’d be outside a pet store when they were doing bits and I’d be in this van and supposed to be making commentary, but only if they had the camera on me. At one point it would get dark, and so I couldn’t comment. So we reshot a lot of that stuff in another van, which didn’t really make too much sense, and the whole thing was sort of patched together.

KP: Did you feel going through it that this thing probably wouldn’t be going anywhere?

BEAULIEU: Yeah. It had a feel of kind of disintegrating even as we were doing it. It was a very strange production. The director had… I don’t know what the clinical term is, but he had Marty Feldman eyes. They’d look in two different directions. I never knew if he was talking to me.

KP: That’s got to be awkward in dealing with a director…

BEAULIEU: This guy had done thousands of Candid Cameras in Turkey or something like that. It was a strange experience. We were in Vegas for a week working, and there’s one segment where we’re at a petting zoo at an elementary school and they’ve rigged one of the goats with a microphone and a speaker so I can talk to the kids from the van, as the goat. And boy, this bit is really not working well… and I find out that most of the kids speak Spanish!

KP: Did you get the feeling at the time that you were living an anecdote?

BEAULIEU: Yeah, yeah. It was just a very odd, odd experience.

KP: You also did the comic book (Here Comes The Big People) at one point…

BEAULIEU: Yeah, that was fun to do. That was something I kind of talked about and agreed to before I left Minneapolis. It didn’t happen, it didn’t happen, and then finally… as soon as AFV hit and I was working there, then the comic book came through – so I was really kind of tearing myself apart trying to do both things.

KP: Were you happy with the final product?

BEAULIEU: I was happy with the artwork and it was fun to actually have a product. But I didn’t want to do anything that was super violent and I didn’t want to do anything with superheroes in it. (laughs)

KP: Boy, you picked the wrong time in comic book history for that.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. I kind of shot myself in the foot there.

KP: Have you finally sold out of copies?

BEAULIEU: I think I still have a few.

KP: But the PO Box is long gone?

BEAULIEU: No, that’s still there.

KP: So people can still send in their money.

BEAULIEU: What happens is that the post office occasionally will close my box, and I’ll have to go and tell them, “No, in fact I have paid my bill. Why did you close my box?”

KP: And what do they do, just trash the mail that might be sitting in there?

BEAULIEU: I have no idea. I don’t know if they sent it back. Someone told me, “Hey, your PO Box sent my letter back, what’s the deal?” “I don’t know. Thanks for telling me.”

KP: So the offer still stands? People can still send in their money?

BEAULIEU: Oh, absolutely. It’s still there. In fact, I think I’ve been sending three comic books out instead of two. Another one of those overdeliver kind of things. Only because I have them. (NOTE: You can order your signed copies of Here Come The Big People by sending a check or money order for $9.00 – made out to “Trace Beaulieu” – to: PO Box 931357, Los Angeles, CA 90093). Laurie Bradach, who was the publisher, still has I think a warehouse full of them somewhere.

KP: We’ll definitely plug it during the interview, then.

BEAULIEU: That’d be great. She’ll like that. I’ll send her downtown to get her copies for me.

KP: We’ll make sure that product moves.

BEAULIEU: We’ve talked about doing another one.

KP: The market’s in a much better place to do something quirky like that now.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. I think this time I’d like to do something super violent with superheroes.

KP: That audience is still there, too.

BEAULIEU: I think the thing I’m most pleased about is that Geoff Darrow did a cover for the book.

KP: The art looked fantastic.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. I’ve always been a huge fan of his, and he agreed to do the cover. That was before The Matrix and he got really busy.

KP: Are you saying you might not have him back for the sequel?

BEAULIEU: I don’t know if there would be a sequel. We talked about it. In fact, we pitched it as a film idea. Well, animated. Somebody called us up out of the blue and wanted to do an animated version, but that never went anywhere.

KP: I’m surprised you never pitched it to the Henson company.

BEAULIEU: I never did. I only recently took a meeting over there. Josh and Joel and I were pitching an idea a while back, and actually got into those old Chaplin Studios on La Brea, which was pretty cool.

KP: It was great. I was there when they were doing the renovations, when they first bought the studio, so they were excavating underneath some of the buildings, and they were finding all of the prohibition era beer bottles that they would hide under the buildings.

BEAULIEU: That’s cool.

KP: Brian Henson has his offices in Chaplin’s old dressing room. In fact, my boss is right across the street from there in one of Chaplin’s old bungalows.

BEAULIEU: Oh. That’s cool. Who’s your boss?

KP: Kevin Smith.

BEAULIEU: Oh, I’ve heard of him. I think my friend Lori made a cake for his birthday one year.

KP: Oh really?

BEAULIEU: Yeah.

KP: It is an incredibly small world.

BEAULIEU: It is a tiny, tiny… well, you know they shot Mallrats in Eden Prairie Mall. That’s where I grew up… that was close to Best Brains.

KP: They shot that when you guys were still there, didn’t they?

BEAULIEU: Yeah. I think that’s the only reason the studio executives would come out to see us. They were shooting a real movie.

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KP: It must be good to know that there’s still a shelf life for the MST movie.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Someone told me that it’s no longer on DVD, or it’s out of print or something,

KP: It’s been out of print for about five years now in the US…

BEAULIEU: I never got a copy of it. I was buying up the VHS copies when I’d see them at Suncoast, when they’d have the fluorescent green sale price stickers on them.

KP: I had met you originally during the promotion for the film in New York, when you guys were frazzled and doing the Planet Hollywood tour.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Was that in Planet Hollywood? I remember we did a lot of press kit stuff in a room somewhere in some hotel.

KP: Yeah, the hotel. You did the roundtables at the hotel, and then you did that dontaion of the robots thing for Planet Hollywood. That was followed by the book signing, because the book came out at that same time. So you had a book signing down in the Village.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. I remember the book signing, that was fun. The Planet Hollywood, we did so many of those all over the country that those kind of blur together.

KP: I can imagine they would.

BEAULIEU: And now there’s no Planet Hollywood, right?

KP: No Planet Hollywood. No, it’s changed hands. It’s down to maybe a dozen of them open in the country. Whereas they used to have sometimes four or five in a city back when they thought it was going to be a viable chain.

BEAULIEU: The one here is gone.

KP: Oh, they finally closed the LA one?

BEAULIEU: Yeah, that’s been closed for quite some time. I don’t know if they’re still in Minneapolis or not. We were in Minneapolis and Dallas and… boy, it all blurs together.

KP: As a performer, I’ve always been curious how you felt about having the Crow character continue on beyond you. If you’ve ever had any thoughts about that…

BEAULIEU: It never really bothered me. I never thought much about it after doing it. It was hard to leave two characters that I essentially created. I think that was the hardest thing. That whole environment was kind of… well, it was tailored for us. And we tailored it. So to leave that and to try to duplicate that is impossible. We were very lucky to get that going and to have it successful and to have been embraced. It’s rare. I still run into people who either remember it fondly or are now seeing it on DVD. That’s a hard thing to find again. Joel and Josh and I talked about trying to get something together, but it’s a lot harder. We’d need a lot more money to get a project going.

KP: You would think that the internet age would be tailor made for you all.

BEAULIEU: Yes, but our price is so high now. We know what we’re worth, and we just won’t take any less. Just to call Joel…

KP: It’s a 900 number, isn’t it?

BEAULIEU: Oh, absolutely.

KP: It’s his billable hours that get you.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. I can’t afford it.

KP: Do you ever hear him clicking on the clock when you call?

BEAULIEU: Yeah. (laughs) “Your hour begins now.”

KP: Does he ever give you updates, like, “We’re up to 10 bucks…”

BEAULIEU: I just hear the constant stream of coins in the background. And a cash register.

KP: That’s good. Leave it to him to create something that will give you a nice little audio cue that your greetings are just blowing all kinds of money.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. (laughs) It never bothered me that the character continued. It bothered me that Kermit continued. I think it should have just been Jim Henson and that was it.

KP: Yeah, well, there are various schools of thought regarding that. I’m good friends with some of the Muppeteers, so I’ve heard all kinds of background stories on what actually happened with that.

BEAULIEU: Oh yeah? With something like that, it’s an icon and a brand and you can’t really stop… a character has to live.

KP: I also think you’re underselling what you accomplished over seven years. I mean, the fact that the stuff still exists to this day and still is attracting fans means that you’re every bit a cultural icon as any other character that may have been around for a much longer time.

BEAULIEU: You might be right. A lot of people contributed to all of that. I don’t know. I’d love for it to happen again. (laughs)

KP: Didn’t you build yourself a Crow after your period ended?

BEAULIEU: No, I had…

KP: Or at least you accumulated parts to do so…

BEAULIEU: I had enough parts to do it, but then I’d give parts to people and they’d make molds off of them. I never really put it together, and it’s still in a little suitcase. I still have all the parts. I could if I wanted to, but it would be creepy.

KP: What part of it would be creepy? It’s like having an artifact. It’s not like it talks to you… well, maybe it does. I don’t know, does it?

BEAULIEU: Well, you know, I took Crow home once to put him in a tuxedo for the premier at the Uptown in Minneapolis, and it was just too creepy having him there. Like, “You don’t belong here, you belong on the Satellite, and you’re looking at me and stop looking at me.” So I had to put him in the garment bag.

KP: Do you think he was quietly passing judgment on you?

BEAULIEU: Mocking me silently in his way.

KP: Well, the press tour must have been creepy beyond belief then.

BEAULIEU: The press tour was kind of fun. Aside from sitting on the floor all the time and lifting a puppet up, I enjoyed that.

KP: And it was a nice moment in the spotlight.

BEAULIEU: Yeah.

KP: How do you view things like Mike’s RiffTrax project, or The Film Crew? Have you ever felt the urge to do something like that again?

tracebeaulieu-10.jpgBEAULIEU: Not riffing. Not movie mocking or anything like that. Joel and Josh and I did a little thing… what was it… Star Wait… And we were riffing on footage that a guy had shot of these Star Wars fans waiting for the movie to open. At first it was kind of weird being back with Joel and Josh and mocking something. That had its own strangeness to it. But I realized that without that character, I really didn’t have a reason to mock anything. I actually kinda like stuff. People have talked about, “Oh, you know you should do that again.” It’s like, “Well we did it.” I mean, that’s kind of why I left, was like, “I got it. I did that thing already.” And I haven’t seen what Mike and those guys have done.

KP: I asked Mike about bringing you up to do a guest turn on one of those Rifftrax…

BEAULIEU: You know, I’m not even that familiar with how it works…

KP: Basically, as you know, there was always the conversation for years of, “Why don’t you do Star Trek V, or this big blockbuster,” and of course rights clearances always precluded that. Well, now with the internet, they’re essentially doing audio tracks that you cue up to your own copy of a given movie.

BEAULIEU: Oh, I see.

KP: So it sidesteps all those legalities, and yet you still have a riff track that you can play along to your copy of Star Trek. They’ve done Star Trek V, and he did Roadhouse – which he always wanted to do. I think they’ve got a dozen or two so far…

BEAULIEU: Oh, really? Wow.

KP: They did Phantom Menace. Kevin’s been doing some with him, and so has Bill Corbett. But yes, everyone keeps asking – me included – “When are they gonna get Trace to do one?”

BEAULIEU: I don’t know. Since now I know what it is…

KP: And it’s all written ahead of time, so it’s not like you’re just improv’ing. So it is similar to the MST process.

BEAULIEU: I would have a hard time synching my DVD player up to that.

KP: It actually has a little cue at the beginning that tells you where to start your DVD at.

BEAULIEU: Oh, what marvelous things technology has brought us.

KP: Unless used for evil purposes.

BEAULIEU: Yes.

KP: At this point, you talked about dabbling in performing again. What projects are you working on outside of AFV?

BEAULIEU: You said dabbling in performing, not babbling in performing…

KP: I said dabbling, not babbling.

BEAULIEU: There’s a couple of projects that I’m working on that I’m really slow to get going. Since there is no real pressure to actually make anything, I can kind of noodle on these things as long as I want.

KP: Anything that looks further along than most?

BEAULIEU: Right now AFV is taking up so much time that that’s sort of the focus. Josh and Joel and I, like I said, we’re trying to get something off the ground, and getting something together is tough. We’re not hungry young bucks anymore. We’re old men with families… well, Joel has a family.

KP: Did you ever think you would see that?

BEAULIEU: You know, maybe the robots were sort of a practice for him. I think he’s a pretty good dad.

KP: I know his wife from my New York days.

BEAULIEU: Yes, Tiffany.

KP: So again, what a small world.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. We get together with them quite often. They’re just regular folk.

KP: So, you’d say that you’re in a good place right now?

BEAULIEU: Yeah. I’ve been doing a lot of art in the last, like, 10 years.

KP: You mentioned you had a showing, what, a few years ago?

BEAULIEU: Yeah, that was about… I guess three years ago, now. Since I didn’t have any furniture in my house, I decided to turn it into a gallery, and had a big party, and that’s when I brought Eugene out. Sold a few pieces, and the goal has been to try to get a website together to put it up on the web, so people could see it.

KP: How close are you to having that?

BEAULIEU: Well, since I was trying to do it myself, not very close. And now I’ve enlisted the help of someone else and so I’m much closer. Technical stuff, I don’t care… I just go, “Oh, whatever.” I’d rather just make stuff.

KP: Spoken like an artiste.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Or just lazy.

KP: See, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

BEAULIEU: Oh, well, I appreciate that.

KP: Do you see another gallery show in the offing, or do you think that the online version will be the way you’ll display stuff in the future?

BEAULIEU: Well, if I don’t get the online thing going, then I’ll have another show.

KP: How would you describe the artwork you do?

BEAULIEU: It’s found object. It’s a little bit maybe Mystery Science influenced, as in toys and that kind of assemblage of stuff.

KP: So it’s three dimensional artwork.

BEAULIEU: Yeah, it’s three dimensional. I don’t know how I would describe it.

KP: Would you describe it as playful?

BEAULIEU: Very playful. Very whimsical. I started doing this probably for therapeutic reasons, and because I didn’t have anything on the wall. As I filled the house with this stuff, people would come by and say, “Hey, you should show this stuff. That’s great.” “Oh, really? I just needed to fill that wall because it was blank.” And so people have responded to it and people like it.

KP: How many pieces would you say you’ve done so far?

BEAULIEU: Oh, 50 or 60, probably. If I were to count them all up.

KP: Something I’ve noticed – but would you say, with the creation of eBay, it’s harder to find found objects than it would have been 15 or 20 years ago?

BEAULIEU: Well, I have people giving me things now.

KP: Oh really? So they know, “Hey, this is a great thing for Trace.”

BEAULIEU: Yeah. In fact, a lot of the pieces started that way – from fans who had sent stuff, that I didn’t know why they were sending me stuff. And then suddenly I went, “Oh, okay, I can make this out of it.”

KP: What’s the oddest thing that you were sent?

BEAULIEU: My dad actually found something on the street. One of the areas I work in is stuff that’s smashed beyond recognition, and he sent me this champagne basket that had been run over about 100 times. He said, “I found this in the street and thought of you.” “Oh, I think that’s nice.” But now my niece, when she comes out to visit, she brings me stuff that’s all smashed up. I don’t really know how to feel sometimes.

KP: They’re always thinking of you, then.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. “I found this is the street. Here.”

KP: “Something broken, battered… thought of you. Here, do something with it.”

BEAULIEU: Yeah. And I usually do.

KP: Well, you definitely have to let me know when the website launches.

BEAULIEU: I will do that.

KP: I hope you’ve enjoyed the interview so far, and it hasn’t been too terribly awkward…

BEAULIEU: No, not at all. I’m off this week. We had a little vacation, so I was sitting in the yard…

KP: I’m sure you’re having much better weather than we are.

BEAULIEU: Are you in South Carolina?

KP: North. We just had that incredibly odd dead of spring cold snap, so it’s been freezing.

tracebeaulieu-11.jpgBEAULIEU: I’m sorry to hear that.

KP: And yet there’s no global warming at all.

BEAULIEU: No, not at all. I’m kinda looking forward to global warming, because I’m living part of the year back in Minnesota, and kind of looking forward to tropical weather.

KP: Just sort of equalize between your two locations.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. And I’m a neighbor of Jeff Stonehouse now.

KP: Oh, really?

BEAULIEU: Yeah.

KP: It’s like the group never dissolves.

BEAULIEU: It never does. I’d really love to work with Jeff again, and maybe this is how to do it, is by living here.

KP: I don’t know. I think there’s finally a method for making work on the net profitable. Or at least direct delivery of material.

BEAULIEU: That’s what’s very exciting about it, is that you can bypass all the people that usually say no.

KP: You’re your own distribution network.

BEAULIEU: Yeah, it’s brilliant. I’ve seen a lot of crap, but… it’s also a great place to go to so you don’t have to remember stuff anymore.

KP: Oh, with Wikipedia and IMDB, and Google…

BEAULIEU: Yeah.

KP: How different do you think doing the writing process of MST would have been in that internet era, if you had IMDB and Wikipedia and Google?

BEAULIEU: Um… it certainly would have made us more accurate.

KP: Although your accuracy rate was tremendous for the amount of stuff that you wrote.

BEAULIEU: We were okay. But all those minds were sucking down comedy albums and watching movies whenever we could. There wasn no videotape of, or really ways of recording, TV shows in our younger days.

KP: And forget about obscure items…

BEAULIEU: Yeah, yeah. So I think that was kind of the charm, too, and part of the club of it was that some stuff was so obscure that you had to read a book or you had to listen to an album over and over and over.

KP: Be one of the few people who actually ran across it…

BEAULIEU: Yeah. And then you felt like, “Oh gee, I’m the only guy that knows that. Oh, they know it too!”

KP: “I love this show!”

BEAULIEU: Yeah…

KP: It certainly has proven, even in this age, to be an enduring concept for a show.

BEAULIEU: Yeah… It’s funny, you know? People still get a kick out of it, even on DVD. I’m still running into people that are old fans, and they’re always surprised to hear that I’m still around.

KP: Has it gotten to the point where you finally started getting those people saying, “I loved it when I was a kid…”?

BEAULIEU: Yeah, yeah. Or adults will say, “I was watching this when I was four.” “Oh, and now you’re forty.”

KP: That’s got to make you feel good. But still, hey, it’s enduring. You’re going to be attending those conventions years from now…

BEAULIEU: (laughs) Yeah…

KP: Be sitting next to… well, I guess by that time, Star Trek The Next Generation people will be all that’s left.

BEAULIEU: That’s true.

KP: Oh, and Shatner.

BEAULIEU: I was on a flight with some of the Voyager guys. This was a while back. And George Takei was ordering orange juice from the stewardess, and I was sitting in front of them, and I went, “I can’t believe Sulu is ordering orange juice.”

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KP: Do you find that you still have geek moments?

BEAULIEU: I still get some mail now and again. I just got a bunch of movies from a guy in New Jersey that sent me some of these films that he’d made, and they’re rather odd and ambitious. One of them’s got… is it Ted Michaels, or Ray Dennis Steckler… has little guest spots in these movies. That’s pretty cool.

KP: Why did he send them to you?

BEAULIEU: I think just to check them out. He was doing some sort of interviews here with different people like Neil Innes and all these other…

KP: Who’s a good friend of mine.

BEAULIEU: Neil Innes?

KP: Yeah.

BEAULIEU: I just saw him in this little movie.

KP: What’s the name of the film that he was in?

BEAULIEU: Let me see if I can pull it out of the box here. He’s telling these guys basically not to be so arty.

KP: Yeah. Speaking of another one who works in found objects, Neil just had an art exhibition.

BEAULIEU: Oh yeah?

KP: Objets Dada, where he was showing off some of his found artwork.

BEAULIEU: Oh really?

KP: I’ll let you know the next time he’s in town.

BEAULIEU: This guy… Terminal Pictures is his… what’s the movie? One of them was called The Paranoid Show, and this one is Teenage Beatnik or Devil Girl. I think it was Devil Girl that Neil Innes was in.

KP: I’ll have to ask him about it.

BEAULIEU: Is he in this country now?

KP: No. He did a couple of US tours, but they just reunited the Bonzos last year.

BEAULIEU: You’re kidding!?

KP: Fantastic concert. They did a one-off concert for the 40th anniversary, so they had guest people coming in to do Viv Stanshall’s parts…

BEAULIEU: Really?

KP: Like Stephen Fry and Paul Merton and Phil Jupitus, a standup comedian over there. And Ade Edmonson…

BEAULIEU: He did…

KP: The Young Ones…

BEAULIEU: Yeah. My manager, I think, used to rep him. No, Lenny Henry. All those guys are friends.

KP: They did a one-off concert, and that was so successful and sold out that they decided to do a tour last year.

tracebeaulieu-13.jpgBEAULIEU: You’re kidding!? I am looking at my Bonzo Dog Doo Dah band album as we speak.

KP: They released a DVD of the concert.

BEAULIEU: Really? That’s amazing. I’m surprised that Death Cab For Cutie… you know that band?

KP: Right.

BEAULIEU: Took the name off… one of the people – one of the young people – at work said, “Oh yeah, Death Cab for Cutie, you gotta listen to them, they’re really cool.” I thought, “Why did they pick such an obscure name… I know what that is!”

KP: Well, there’s this great documentary that they aired on Viv Stanshall last year on the BBC. Really fascinating portrait of him.

BEAULIEU: Oh, cool. My friend Lori, who did the comic book, her husband is Howard Johnson.

KP: Oh, really?

BEAULIEU: He’s the Python biographer.

KP: Right.

BEAULIEU: You must have talked to Howard at some point.

KP: I’ve never talked to him. I know people who are good friends with Howard, like Mark Evanier, but I have never crossed paths with Howard at this point.

BEAULIEU: He used to work in Santa Barbara because he was working with Cleese more closely. But now he’s moved back to Illinois. It just got too expensive to live in Santa Barbara. In fact, I just talked to Howard. We’re looking for writers for AFV and I suggested Howard as a writer.

KP: Did he express interest?

BEAULIEU: Yeah, he did. He sent a sample in. I’m still waiting for word as to whether or not he got the gig, or somebody else did. I’m out of it. Hands off now.

KP: Well, you put the foot in the door, and now it’s beyond your control…

BEAULIEU: That’s right. But Howard’s a cool guy.

KP: I’ve heard nothing but good things about him.

BEAULIEU: He introduced me to Cleese. When he was leaving Santa Barbara, John threw a dinner for Howard and I went up and… very nice… I get to meet a comedy hero.

KP: Everything you expected him to be in person?

BEAULIEU: Yeah. Even beyond expectation. Just a very nice man. He asked me how I got my name. And then he said… (laughs) in his way he said, after dinner, “Well, should we order dessert, or should we order cheese?” And then he started doing the cheese sketch. Not intentionally, he just started ordering cheese. I leaned over to my friend Michael and I said, “He’s doing the cheese sketch!” It was hilarious. A real treat to me.

KP: I don’t know how we got onto this, but I’ll let you know if Neil ever comes back out. I think you two would have a lot of notes to share.

BEAULIEU: Yeah. I’ve always been a fan.

KP: Nicer guy you’ll never talk to. Very down to earth. And definitely let me know when things are coming up – and honestly, I think you guys should explore the internet a bit more.

BEAULIEU: Yeah the internet, I’ve heard of it.

KP: It’s made of tubes.

BEAULIEU: Yes, and it goes right into your house.

KP: There are fascinating, wonderful modes for creative and also financial expression. It’s just a shame you guys don’t get together and do anything.

BEAULIEU: Well, we may get back in that mode.

KP: I’m trying to be subtly motivating.

BEAULIEU: (laughs)

KP: I’m just keen to see whatever you guys can come up with.

BEAULIEU: Well, I’ll let you know.

KP: Now you have an advocate, or at least someone who will blindly plug anything you throw out there.

BEAULIEU: Well, that we love.

KP: I thought that was an offer you couldn’t refuse.

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QSE News: 5/16/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:05 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgTroubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has landed the number one spot on this year’s Maxim Hot 100, beating out other hotties such as Jessica Alba.  After the announcement of the list, the magazine did admit that many readers were confused and thought they were voting for the female with whom they’d most like to “snort a couple lines with while partying till 4 a.m. then bang in the back of a Jetta after puking in a really expensive hand bag.”
  • Pop star Britney Spears is out of rehab and ready to tour… kind of. Spears will be performing at the House of Blues in Orlando, FL this weekend. Spears said she is excited to get back to Florida and that she “will lip-synch better, louder and longer than she’s ever lip-synched before.”
  • And finally, ABC has announced its Fall Schedule, and a couple of high profile shows did not make the cut.  Due to declining ratings, George Lopez and Knights of Prosperity have been canceled to make way for new shows.  According to network sources, the new shows will be “mainly stolen ideas from other networks and whatever successful European show hasn’t been re-done… and that NBC hasn’t already taken.”

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/16/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:59 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Neil Cicierega on a rather insidious scam… (Thingamabob)
  • Did you know you can see TV’s Frank Coniff live at a recording of The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd… (Thingamabob)
  • Roger Ebert gets some unexpected get well wishes… (Thingamabob)

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May 15, 2007

QSE News: 5/15/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:37 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgNBC has announced its Fall Schedule and a couple of high profile shows did not make the cut. Due to declining ratings, both Crossing Jordan and Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip have been cancelled to make way for new shows. According to network sources, the new shows will be “mainly stolen ideas from other networks and whatever successful European show hasn’t been re-done.”
  • Smashing Pumpkins will headline 17 concerts in two cities to promote its upcoming CD. The shows will be split between San Francisco, CA and Asheville, NC. When asked why the band would choose Asheville for a series of shows, lead singer/songwriter Billy Corgan said “Let’s face it. There ain’t shit to do in that town so it’s almost a guarantee that the shows will sell out.”
  • It has been announced that Guy Ritchie will write and direct a new movie called RocknRolla.  The movie is said to be about several members of the London criminal underground all competing for a multi million dollar payday, and is being billed as an action comedy. Ritchie has said he will cast the film entirely using his and wife Madonna’s adopted children.

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/15/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:29 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • The complete interview with animation legend Ward Kimball on Tom Snyder’s Tomorrow program.. (Thingamabob)
  • And Ward’s appearance alongside Groucho on You Bet Your Life… (Thingamabob)

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May 14, 2007

The Art Of Travel Blog #2: Casting The Net

Filed under: Art of Travel Blog,Production Blogs,Quickcasts,Video — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:52 am

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We are happy to present the exclusive web only trailer and first of seven behind the scenes webisodes of The Art of Travel. Each month, we’ll premiere a new webisode – and in-between, we’ll have biweekly blogs from the actors and filmmakers, plus cool image captures from the movie.

This story has been three years in the making, and shooting the film over 7 weeks in 5 countries was an adventure for the entire cast and crew.

No, The Art of Travel is not a documentary or the retelling of the bestselling philosophy book with the same title – It is the story of Conner Layne, a high school grad with a full ride to college who finds his plans interrupted by a life changing moment… a moment which becomes the spring board to a travel adventure that ultimately changes Conner’s hopes and dreams.

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So imagine trying to cold call agents, as the producer, making an offer to the actors you would like to cast in your movie. Agents ask, “Where are you shooting your film?” “The Jungle,” we reply. “Hawaii?” “No, Nicaragua, then Panama.” “Who is the casting director,” they ask? We say, “We don’t have one!” Then they ask about the budget. We change the subject quickly and turn it toward the vision we have for the movie and pray they don’t ask us the question until after the actor has read the script.

This is webisode number 2, about how the cast of The Art of Travel came together, how Christopher Kennedy Masterson (Malcolm in The Middle) came to play the role of Conner, the main character, and how Brooke Burns, Johnny Messner, James Duval, Jake Muxworthy, Shalim Ortiz, Angelika Baran, Bijou Phillips, Alexandra Breckenridge, Tommy Savas, Danny Trejo and Maria Conchita Alonzo came to play their roles.

Salude from the Filmmakers!

Thomas Whelan
Brian LaBelle
Emyr G. Graciano
Christopher Kennedy Masterson

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THE ART OF TRAVEL TRAILER ““
Before you dive into the webisodes, check out the trailer for The Art of Travel…

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Download The Art of Travel Trailer:

 

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THE ART OF TRAVEL VIDEO BLOG #2: “Casting The Net” ““
How exactly do you woo a cast willing to travel into the wilds of Central America…

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Download The Art Of Travel Video Blog #2:

 

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QSE News: 5/14/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:48 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgSpider-Man 3 continued to pummel the competition by raking in another $60 million. The Larry the Cable Guy film, Delta Farce, which openly mocks the U. S. Military, came in fifth with a meager $3.5 million. Delta Farce numbers were surprisingly low as many expected the entire state of Texas to see the film.
  • The Motion Picture Associate of America (MPAA) will begin considering smoking when it evaluates whether or not a film is suitable for younger audiences. The MPAA did confirm that grotesque violence will still only command a PG rating.
  • Hip Hop artist The Game has been arrested for suspicion of making criminal threats in relation to an event that happened in February. According to Mr. Game’s friends, The Game is confused as to which February incident he’s been arrested for because “He did a lot of [EXPLETIVE DELETED] up [EXPLETIVE DELETED] in February. He is a rapper you know.”

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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