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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgFormer Creed frontman Scott Stapp was arrested this weekend on assault charges related to domestic violence. Stapp is being held without bail in the Palm Beach County Jail in Florida. Stapp was unavailable for comment but his parents released a statement saying “Scott is a good, Christian man and being a good, Christian man, he just really, really wants his pot roast to be cooked correctly and not over cooked.”
  • Over the weekend, the first image of the Joker was revealed from the upcoming Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight.  The Joker, played by Heath Ledger, will feature horrendous scars on his face giving his trademark smile a more realistic appearance.  To gain inspiration for the gruesome new look, make up artists spent hours pouring over footage of Hilary Swank from her last film, The Reaping, and imagined what Ledger would have looked like had he tried to promote the movie Brokeback Mountain in the deep South.
  • Britney Spears was caught lipsynching this past weekend at a concert in Florida. During the performance at Orlando’s House of Blues the taped skipped revealing Spears secret. Few in the crowd noticed as most in attendance were hoping to see her vagina.

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(Compiled by J. Allen)

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