Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Producer Joel Silver is working to bring He-Man back to the big screen. The Mattel action figure was previously and disastrously turned into a feature film in the 80s starring Dolph Lundgren. Silver said that after the success of the film 300, the time is right “for mostly naked men prancing around and wrestling with each other.”

• Davis Guggenheim, the director of the Oscar winning film An Inconvenient Truth, has revealed plans to make a sequel to the hit documentary. According to sources the sequel will feature Al Gore getting his hands dirty by combating global warming with a shoulder mounted rocket launcher and a plucky sidekick named Short Round.

• One of the Olsen Twins is striking out on her own. Mary-Kate, better known as the creepy Olsen Twin, has been cast in Showtime’s Weeds. Olsen will play a religious girl with a wild side. Olsen has plenty of time for the new commitment as she has given up eating.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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