Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has landed the number one spot on this year’s Maxim Hot 100, beating out other hotties such as Jessica Alba.  After the announcement of the list, the magazine did admit that many readers were confused and thought they were voting for the female with whom they’d most like to “snort a couple lines with while partying till 4 a.m. then bang in the back of a Jetta after puking in a really expensive hand bag.”

• Pop star Britney Spears is out of rehab and ready to tour… kind of. Spears will be performing at the House of Blues in Orlando, FL this weekend. Spears said she is excited to get back to Florida and that she “will lip-synch better, louder and longer than she’s ever lip-synched before.”

• And finally, ABC has announced its Fall Schedule, and a couple of high profile shows did not make the cut.  Due to declining ratings, George Lopez and Knights of Prosperity have been canceled to make way for new shows.  According to network sources, the new shows will be “mainly stolen ideas from other networks and whatever successful European show hasn’t been re-done… and that NBC hasn’t already taken.”

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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