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September 6, 2006

Brat-halla #144: Norse Force – Special Honor

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by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

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September 5, 2006

Preachin’ from the Longbox – It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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This Week’s Sermon – “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”

September 5, 2006

“It’s the hap-happiest season of all,
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings,
When friends come to call,
It’s the hap- happiest season of all”

Andy Williams, “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”

No, it’s not the thought of the upcoming snowy winter days now that fall is around the corner or even the beginning of the school year that has me humming this little ditty over and over in my noggin.  It’s the return of a column favorite of mine.

Last year, I had a jonesin’ for combining one of my long-time passions, comic books, with another albeit more recent one, fantasy football.  And before your ask – Yes, I don’t really have a life but I’ve already come to terms with that fact so let’s move on.

Now, last year, I was huge and offered a team that crossed all publishing companies; both big and relatively small.  This year, things will be a little different.  I wanted to scale down a bit and focus in on only one company’s cast of characters.  But the hard choice was which one I wanted to choose for this year.

I was initially leaning towards DC since I grew up on most of their stuff until I hit my early teens.  I’ve always thought that DC had the more top-line heroes and villains.  But when you think about it, DC’s high character depth is somewhat limited.  I mean, outside of even the second tier people like Nightwing, Tempest, Deadshot, Black Manta, and Blockbuster, you really have to think, which sometimes I’m not a fan of doing as my column proves.

Next, I looked at Image’s roster.  And while they initially started out as a super-hero company (does anyone remember “Brigade” ““ I try not to and yet, I still do.  Thanks Marat), they went away from it for some time and only are just now coming back to it.  And plus, in the early days, most of the characters were just bad rip-offs of characters and/or ideas that existed in the Big Two (outside of a couple characters like Spawn and Savage Dragon).

The not-intentional funny man of comicsYou know which one was left ““ The House of Ideas, otherwise known as Marvel.  It was my teenage years when I first started reading titles like “Uncanny X-Men”, “Avengers”, “Ghost Rider”, “Fantastic Four” and the rest that the House that Stan, Steve, Jack and the best Bullpen around built.  And yet with that history, I haven’t been as loyal to them as I have DC.  I can’t explain why.  The reason could’ve been as simplistic like when I first started back reading comics, Marvel was in the middle of a creative dearth.  Or it could just have been Bill Jemas’ fault.

Because my knowledge of Marvel is somewhat limited to be generous, I was still on the fence on using them for this year’s draft. Then, “Civil War” happened.  Then the shipping delays followed and my decision was made for me.  I had to come to Marvel’s rescue; if for no other reason than to give the Zombies a reason to talk about something other than a calendar.

Alright, I’ve explained enough.  Here’s the PftL Fantasy Superhero Draft Rules and Guidelines for 2006:

  • Teams can only consist of six members (known as “The Legion of Super-Heroes Decree” ““ basically, if you have to ask for a group roll call every time a crisis arises, you should definitely consider scaling back your team.)
  • You can only use characters that exist solely within the Marvel Universe.  That means no Ultimate, MAX, Marvel 2099, Epic, or Icon titles, people.  Not that I’m knocking those other imprints but I’m a purist at heart.  Also, since there is only one company, you can draft heroes and villains.  I’ll even allow you to designate the time-period for the character.  Say for instance that you would like to use Yellowjacket back when he was first introduced a bad-ass in Avengers #59 instead of when he was a nutjob in the mid 80’s.  Yes, yes, I am the most gracious commissioner that you will ever know in your lifetime.
  • Be realistic in making your picks. For your set of reference, “realistic” is defined as trying to create a team that doesn’t have too many of the company’s most powerful or even iconic figures.  If I can be brutally honest with you for a sec, it’s too easy to cherry pick those tried-and-true characters like Spider-Man, Iron Man, Wolverine, and Captain America to be on your team.  When you come right down to it, any comic featuring said type of super-heroes would make for a boring read, in my humble opinion (and no, that’s not a veiled reference to “New Avengers”.  Why would you ask?).  Also, don’t forget that as part of the “realism” (if such a word can be used in the context of “drafting” super-heroes), you must recognize that there would be other “owners” that would be participating in said draft.  So if you select Captain America in the Round One, there would be a sure bet that Iron Man wouldn’t last to your next selection in Round Two.
  • A team leader must be specified within in your picks.  A superhero team must have a leader or they would just be called the Great Lakes Avengers. But having too many leaders is probably not a good idea either since
  • And the best thing about this draft ““ there’s no real way to keep score outside of creating some sort of HeroClix/Magic: The Gathering-style scoring system.  And if you’re into that kinda stuff, you would be pasty, afraid of bright lights, and forever locked away in your mother’s basement playing and not expanding your mind by reading this column.

As always, have fun with the draft and try to be as original as you see fit.  Believe me when I say that most of the fun about fantasy games is not in the winning per se but in the drafting.  Also, the bragging rights and money comes in a very close second.  

The team that I would draft would be called The Twin Cities Replacements:

 

The 1st Pick in the 2006 Preachin' from the Longbox Draft 

1. Captain Marvel (Genis-Vell) ““ Team Captain 

I want to say that this selection is for the character that was inexistence during the initial Peter David/CrissCross run before U-Decide turned the test tube baby of Mar-Vell turned loony.  Prior that that fateful debacle by Jemas, Genis-Vell was like a guy who was trying to find his way as a superhero but had all of the powers cosmic that his father possessed.  Later in the run, he began to display some leadership skills albeit through the assistance of the guy who he was bonded to – Rick Jones, the permanent whipping boy of Marvel U.  Get this, not only is Jones responsible for Bruce Banner turning into the Hulk but he had to sacrifice himself just so reality wouldn’t implode on itself.  If that wasn’t enough, his wife at the time, Marlo, almost did a Ross Geller to him ““ with Moondragon.  When your wife comes close to changing teams with a six-foot bald headed psionic woman, you’ve got to wonder what more could the writers at Marvel do to him other than change him into a Giant Turtle?  This selection of Captain Marvel would be the one with Jones bonded to him and I would make him the team captain since two heads, even if one is as messed up as Rick Jones’ is, has to be better than one.  

 

 The Second Pick in the 2006 PftL Draft

2. Captain America (Isaiah Bradley)

Now, he’s more known for his grandson, The Patriot, but other than The Truth: Red, White & Black mini, what is known about Isiah’s time as Captain America.  While he may not be as polished as Steve Rogers could be at the same time in his career, Bradley would have the super-solider serum in his system, almost the same equipment, and he looked pretty bad ass in the revised uni.  My only reservation with this selection is that he more than likely would have a hard time taking orders from Genis-Vell but I’m willing to take that risk.

 

The 3rd pick in the 2006 Pftl Draft

3. Joseph (Magneto Clone)

While I wanted to get a villain that was formerly a hero with this pick, I just couldn’t find one that I liked.  That is until I remember a lame X-Men storyline that had a Magneto-clone called Joseph and I figured that was good enough.  Joseph is like getting all the magnetic powers of Magnus Lehnsherr but without the baggage.  And as cool as Magneto could be, he wouldn’t play second fiddle to anyone, he would be a disruptive force within the team and he would only do things that would benefit him unlike Joseph who would do anything that would be asked of him; kinda like the lovesick and desperate Ericka on “Big Brother All-Stars”.  Except that Joseph wouldn’t walk around the team HQ with a pillow under his shirt and saying that Mike Boogie will be the father of the child.  Hey, Ericka, if a nickname like “Boogie” for a guy in his mid-30s doesn’t tell you to stay away, girl, you deserve what you get.

 

The 4th pick in the 2006 PftL Draft

4. Marvel Girl (Rachel Summers)

If you want a good telepath on your team, you’ve got to go the best of the best as far as breeding grounds, which is up in Westchester, NY at the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning.  I figured that most of the real good ones like Professor X, Jean Grey, and Psylocke would’ve been taken by now.  So, the offspring of an alternate timeline version of Scott Summers and Jean Grey can most definitely fit the slot.  Plus, she still has the link to Phoenix Force, so she can be a heavy hitter in case the team needs her.

 

The 5th pick in the PftL Draft

5. Ant-Man (Scott Lang)

A size changer is almost like a speedster in the regards that they can be found everywhere.  Their powers are good for espionage and surprise attacks so getting one would be a good selection at the five spot.  Luckily, for me, that in the Marvel Universe, Pym Particles rule so you can find more than a few heroes that fit this requirement.  And at pick #5, Pym and his wife have probably left the board so I’ll go for the guy who replaced Pym in the Ant-Man suit and who is presently taking a dirt nap.  Before he was axed, Scott Lang was a decent third tier superhero; a little bit bland but he was a good teammate.  It’s just too bad that he didn’t get the same treatment that Luke Cage got with the whole Avengers reboot.  But, on the bright side, he got some from Jessica Jones before he kicked the bucket.  If you’re going to go out, at least he got to hit it before he could quit it.  (Really, I’ve been watching too many episodes of “Big Brother”.)

 

The last pick in the 2006 PftL Draft

6. Scarlet Spider (Ben Reilly)

I decided to save this last pick for the most infamous replacement in all of Marvel lore.  Everyone remembers certain landmarks in Spider-Man history ““ how he got his powers, the death of Gwen Stacy, and the Black Symbiote Costume.  But if you mention the name Ben Reilly to a Spider fan, you would think that all of those pale in comparison to the outrage that the whole Spider-Clone saga gets.  Sure, the plot was flawed in everyway and the series has been identified as a case study in what not to do with one of the most iconic characters in comics.  I mean, the clone could do the same things as Peter Parker and his powers were even better when you consider that Venom had no effect on his spider-sense.  But now, he’s known for giving his new Spidey costume to Spider-Girl.  Even still, while the Ben Reilly/Scarlet Spider name can bring up the most hatred and venomous words from the diehards fanboys, I still like the style and look of the only ghetto Spider-Man.  I may be the only one but I think that Ghetto Spidey looks way better than the new Iron Spidey that out there presently, which in a few years will probably make its way to the MC2 universe.
 

So, there’s my team.  Do you think that you have it in you to do better?  So good that you can actually win something?  Well – do ya, punk?  Then what are you waiting for?  Start drafting.  Here’s the legal mumbo jumbo:

 

The Preachin’ from the Longbox Fantasy Superhero Team Contest Rules:

  • Follow the PftL Fantasy Superhero Guidelines that were stated previously in this column.
  • Create your own team and submit your Marvel-flavored superhero lineup along with your physical mailing address to The 2006 PftL Draft HQ. (You can just send your superhero list only or you can add your reasoning as I have above.  Although from what was submitted last time, the reasoning brings that much more to the table, if you know what I’m saying.)
  • Contest deadline is September 30th, 2006 at 11:59.59 PM PST. Only two entries per person. The winner will be notified by Sunday, October 1st, 2006. The winner’s name will be included with the October 2nd edition of “Preachin’ from the Longbox”. Anyone is eligible to enter this contest (including the boss).  The winner will be determined by a panel of one (yours truly) by reviewing the entry’s originality, overall team build and variety of characters used.

The winner will receive the following haphazard cavalcade of prizes:

  • One (1) Micronauts Acroyear Figure (Devil’s Due Publishing Exclusive)
  • One (1) Sky Strike Batman Figure
  • One (1) Gen13 Fairchild Figure (Another Universe.com Exclusive)
  • Issues #1-4 of Micronauts (Image) plus ’02 Micronauts Convention Special & Micronauts Mini-poster
  • One (1) Batman: Dark Legends TPB
  • One (1) Batman/Deadman HC by James Robinson and John Estes
  • One (1) Savage Dragon: A Force To Be Reckoned With HC 1st Printing Signed & Numbered Edition (#550/1000)
  • Assorted Posters from the PftL Climate-Controlled Prize Vault

(Damn, that’s a ton of stuff”¦)

As was the case last year, the October 2nd column will be one that is totally devoted to the entries that I would consider have some merit or are just too funny for me not to include.  So, send early and send often.  Actually, only send two but in my household, more than once for me is considered often.

And in case you missed it last time, here’s the link that will take you to the Preachin’ from the Longbox archives.  As the saying goes, “If you haven’t read it, it’s new to you.”

Preachin' from the Longbox Archive

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A breaking PftL Update

I just got this email on Labor Day morning and thought that I would pass it along.  ACTOR – A Commitment To Our Roots, a non-profit organization that helps out comic creators from days past with medicals bills and with some financial support in an aspect that could be considered almost like a pension.  It’s a very noble cause and I try to support these causes since these guys are not benefitting from any type of ownership of the characters that they helped to create. 

Well, it seems that ACTOR has decided to change their name to The Hero Initiative.  While the loss of a cool acronym may affect the group’s identity initially, the change needs to happen since the organization’s golas are to help comics professionals, not those crazy Scientologists masked as Hollywood thespians.  (Or as Mel “A Few Too Many” Gibson would call them… Ah well, nevermind.)  Personally, I would compare this change somewhat similar to a change that happened in one of my fantasy football leagues - the name maybe new but the mission is still the same.  Okay, maybe they’re not totally compatible but you get the picture.

I’m off the Longbox this week. I’ll leave with the images of new logos for The Hero Initiative.  Remember, don’t forget to keep your bags and boards together and your continuity straight. Until next time”¦

-britt

The Hero Initiative Logos

 

 

 

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review, Desperate Housewives: The Complete Second Season

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Desperate Housewives‘s season two was the NBA basketball game of TV shows Ñ¿ only the final minutes counted. You find out what happened, then you’re done.

Well, it wasn’t quite  that bad. But still. Before its second season,  Desperate Housewives was a show that galvanize network broadcasting, which was on the ropes thanks to competition from HBO, cable in general, sports channels, sports in general, video games, and everything else that floods this self-amusement ridden culture, including counter-programing on the other four networks.   DH is one of the shows that people point to when they say that episodic television is now better than movies.

Or they used to anyway. Something happened to  DH in season two, yet no one has been able to say just what it was exactly. For example, the new issue of  Entertainment Weekly simply refers to No. 2 as lacking No. 1’s “humor and dramatic unity,” while also getting show creator Marc Cherry to admit that he “learned a lot” toiling on the troubled S2. While everyone was pondering the flaws in  DH2, the other ABC shows –   Lost 2 and  Grey’s Anatomy 2 – continued to garner more prestige and obsessive viewers. I happen to have a theory about what, if anything, went wrong,   which I’ll get to shortly.

The new  Desperate Housewives: The Complete Second Season, The Extra Juicy Edition will give students of the show a chance to sit down and watch its second frame in rapid succession, and doing so may allow viewers to glean clues as to why the second season is bad, or at least widely considered to be inferior to the first.

I’m baffled as to why people think that. After all, this is the season when Gabrielle (Eva Longoria) had a jealous fight with a nun in a church, eventually setting her on fire. And speaking of fire, this is also the season where the accidental pyromaniac of last season faces a conflagration in her own home. This is also the season where Lynette (Felicity Huffman) and her husband change jobs and roles, and  where Bree Van De Kamp (Marcia Cross) watches like an angel of death over hysterical pharmacist Roger, whom she lets die in what would have otherwise been a theatrical suicide attempt. Then she abandoned her psychopathic son on an isolated road in the woods. And Susan (Teri Hatcher) broke up with her “plumber” boyfriend and fall back in with her untrustworthy husband, if only temporarily. Not to mention the season-long mystery of the thing or creature in the basement of the hour that new neighbor Betty Applewhite (Alfre Woodard ) just moved into.

Mary Alice

 

There was quite a bit of action on Wisteria Lane in the season, starting with the resolution of the cliffhanger from S1, and golf carting through all manner of hospital visits, fights, spyings, and psychological games. Personally, I’m a little baffled as to why some critics detected a falling off. Maybe S2 was a little  too chaotic, I don’t know; too me it seemed of a piece with the first season, while progressing forward into dark areas, especially in the Van De Kamp family (but I am a sucker: I am continuously surprised at how show writers can come up with new and interesting twists). There are some nice twists in this season; the Danny Elfman music still makes the show by setting a certain tone, jaunty, puppet like, racing, and for me it was a delight to see the normally invisible, because she is dead, narrator Mary Alice (Brenda Strong) pop up in special flashbacks: she has a fantastic voice but also a beautiful smile.

But if so, if there really was something wrong with S2 I think I know what the source of the problem is: Emmy whoring.  DH won five Emmys out of numerous nominations for its first season. This may have gone to the head of the sort of people who run  DH,  that is, people obsessed with awards and award ceremonies. On the new DVD set, creator Marc Cherry mentions a couple of times how this or that scene should have won an Emmy. If your goal is to achieve personal or corporate validation from awards, then you are thinking outside the box in a bad way; your eyes are on the prize, not on the substance of the scene, its place in the show, and the show as a whole.  DH won no Emmys in 2006.

But you can make up your own mind. Season two of  Desperate Housewives comes in a lavish package, the six discs in a folding multi-disc digipak with a see-through plastic holder. The 24 episodes, in excellent widescreen transfers, are spread over five discs, with the final platter holding all the supplements.

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These include a video interview with Marc Cherry and his mother, an inspiration for the show; a 10-minute segment on how a typical show (in this case, Ep 13) is created; a group interview with various contrasting TV moms from  Happy Days‘s Marion Ross to The Walton‘s Michael Learned. 

 

Making of

 

There are no audio commentary tracks, but Cherry provides one of sorts over a selection of his favorite scenes, plus over two story lines pulled from episodes for time; there is a profile of the show’s costumer, a promotional bit about the show’s sex scenes, a promotional summary of season one, a look at the  DH video poker game, and finally trailers for numerous other Disney shows and movies.

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Desperate Housewives: The Complete Second Season, The Extra Juicy Edition hit the stree on Tuesday, August 29, and retails for 59.95

 

September 4, 2006

Spook’d #93: Extreme Lair Makeover – The Right Materials

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by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

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Spook'd #93: Extreme Lair Makeover - The Right Materials

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Scrubs Blog: Picture Holiday

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Things are still awfully busy now that production has resumed, with everyone running around a bit right now – so this week we’ve got a blast-from-the-past quartet of behind-the-scenes pics from the Zach Braff directed Episode #408: “My Last Chance” (all photos by Robert Cheung, Best Boy Electric).  

Let me remind you, though, that in support of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, a Scrubs Scooter is being raffled off on October 7th. Tickets for the auction can be purchased online right now for $5.00, with all the money going to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. You can head over to the MS site and enter by CLICKING HERE And now, the pics… First off, Scene 30...

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EXT. FIELD – NIGHT  

J.D.
What are you doing?

JANITOR
It’s been four years. How do you
not get how this works?

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Balloon Light by Lights Up…

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 Rich Davis (Camera Operator), Zach Braff, John Inwood (Director of Photography), and Andy Rawson (Gaffer) entranced at Video Village

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Night Lights by Bebee…

Party Favors: Motherf’n Snakes

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DURHAM — My summer is complete now that I saw those Motherf’n Snakes on a Motherf’n Plane at the Motherluvin’ Starlite Drive-in. It was a beauty to behold above my hood ornament. The film started out rather slow which is good cause at the Drive-in, you want to get some make out time in the microbus. But when the plane took off and the snakes went after the passengers, it was pure bliss. The theater is beneath a flight path so periodically the lights of a plane would appear in the night sky. I wonder if those people knew that there could be snakes on their plane!

It’s a damn shame the film didn’t smash box office records. But maybe this is a film that is too scary for our times. People don’t want to imagine how they’d fight back against the snakes on a plane that has nothing more dangerous than a spork.

Maybe the weak box office is from putting together two things folks fear the most – poisonous reptiles and airplanes. In the future, studios will restrict their horror flicks to only one scary element. This dooms my new project about a Great White Shark eating people at the DMV.

Kevin Smith is supposedly wanting to get in on the horror action. I’ve got this new idea The Headhunter. It’s about a corporate headhunter who finds clients their dream jobs by locating the positions and killing the person that’s already in that job. Pinstripes and blood! Maybe a massacre at a corporate retreat. I got some twists for the script, but you have to pay to experience them. Unlike Paris Hilton, I don’t give away the money shots on the internet.

UNDERGROUND DELIGHTS

The Underground in Raleigh, North Carolina is now my favorite restaurant. It’s a small bistro tucked in the basement of Charlie Goodnight’s Comedy Club. And while that’s probably the set up to a joke about serving old watermelons smashed by Gallagher, I can assure you that it’s a land of serious dining.

It’s a small plate joint so there’s no doggy bags. Which normally causes me great pain when I leave a table without tomorrow’s lunch all wrapped up and ready to reheat. But the dishes are amazing. Chef Dan Taylor shops at the local farmers’ market so the menu changes with what’s really in season around here. There’s no usual favorites. And he’s very creative with his combinations. We had this crab cake that used potatoes so they puffed up. This is the type of food play I’d expect served up on Iron Chef episodes that aren’t about shark’s tale and otter claws. If you ever find yourself in Raleigh; don’t drop by my house. Instead, call up Dawn at  (919) 664-8704 and make a reservation at the Underground for dinner. Odds are you’ll find me savoring a tasty duck entree or the lobster ravioli.

It hurt me to watch Flavor Flav destroy the huge lobster on the new season of Flavor of Love. I could handle seeing the one girl take a dump in his living room. A mega-lobster is a dream dinner of mine (something I’ll eat after winning the Megabucks). Flav busting its claw like he was trying to remove a cellphone from the blister packaging is sacrilege.  I’m not sure how many pounds that lobster weighed, but I cried that much in tears. That lobster gave his life for fine eating and not to be turned into a Three Stooges prop.

Why does Spike have to butcher up the Stooges on the weekend? Sunday morning, I’d like to see a like Moe in motion, but everytime I turn t the channel, it’s a stinkin’ commercial. Would it kill Spike to treat its viewers with respect? I need to Netflix the Sony collections cause I’m not paying so much for so few episodes. I must see “Uncivil Warbirds.” That’s comedy. How come instead of that Ultimate Fighting show, they don’t have The Stooge Challenger where idiots attempt to recreate a Stooges episode without using stuntmen or fake props? I’d watch it. Of course if they make the show and don’t pay me, I’ll sue Spike TV and be able to afford a ten pound lobster. Wonder if they can cook that up for me at the Underground?

WHITE WASH TRASH

Is it only in Raleigh that people in trendy neighborhoods are covering their expensive brick homes with white paint? Is this a national trend or merely local idiots upholding a dork tradition?

LUX LIVE

Luxuriamusic.com now has live DJs playing those swank sounds. After five years, the dream is back. This is the internet radio station that was marked for death by Clear Channel and was stolen back by the fans. I’m so proud that for once, a small band of diehards were able to stick it to the man. And they did it with a funky beat.

THE EMAILS WERE LIES

I’m at a sorority house at 2:30 in the morning. Under normal circumstances, the story would involve the phrase: “and then after posting bail….” But not this time. I was helping with a live satellite feed to morning shows across America about campus fire safety. Did you know that there are plenty of stupid kids going to major colleges? My favorite was a guy who decided to defrost his mini-fridge in the dorm by using a candle. Did I mention he didn’t turn off the fridge? And get this, he left the room for a couple hours with the candle still going. And the funny part is that it burned down half the dorm. Damn shame that this wasn’t a question on the SAT so that dorks don’t get into schools.

While we were working at the sorority house until the sun came up, none of the girls asked me any questions about how they can improve the internet cameras in their shower room. How come I get email every day from sorority girls wanting me to see them showering at the house when these girls don’t have one? Is this just another internet lie on the scale of my wikipedia entry? The sad part is that I showed up for the shoot with a Bill O’Reilly approved falafel. He likes seeing women use them in the shower.

SAYING NO

Dr. Phil’s people have called me three times now begging for me to appear on his show. He really wants to explore my “Slacker WIth No Shame” lifestyle. But he can’t handle the truth. And I don’t think my life can fully be explored at 9 a.m. on broadcast TV. I’m late night HBO. I don’t want to scare sick children. Hopefully Dr. Phil’s weasel won’t try to suck up to me with a fruitbasket. I can resist a fresh pineapple. I will however accept a free trip to Cathouse. I can work out some issues with an intense therapy session with Bridget the Midget.

Can the IRS tax me for comp sex at a brothel? They’re going after the Oscar gift baskets. I’m delighted that the comp circus is getting screwed up. Too many E! specials about the freebies is pretty pathetic.

PARIS VS KFED

The loser of this battle of the golden throats: People with ears.

TRIPLE DIP DELIGHTS

Remember the first time your favorite movie came out on DVD? Think back all those five or six years. Weren’t you excited? And try to capture the feeling you had when they announced a few years later when they’d have a special edition hitting the shelves with tons of bonus features and the promise of a remastered video transfer? And you bought it because damn it, you wanted those kick ass bonus features. You tolerated the double dip into your wallet because they got it right this time.

Well this year the studios have gone for the triple dip! Scarface,, James Bond, and Frankenstein are begging to become triplets on your video shelf. How many times does New Line expect folks to repurchase the various Lord of the Rings titles? And George Lucas is about to pull an amazing fast one on Star Wars fans. This month he releases the first three films (Phantom Menace and its poor cousins get to the back of the line) with a bonus DVD containing the original theatrical cuts. It was all the buzz when it was announced. Of course Lucas immediately deflated the joy of those who wanted to see Han shoot Greedo first. He announced that he’ll be just yanking this transfer off the laserdisc master. It’d be non-anamorphic with no real retouching.

But this isn’t Lucas’ greatest sin against fans. What’s leaked out is that next year for the 30h anniversary, he’s going to once more buff up the films and put them out in a mega-boxset. The original cuts will be included. So those of you who run down to Best Buy this month for the limited edition DVDs, will be contemplating buying another DVD of Empire Strikes Back in less than a year. And they aren’t even talking about the upcoming boxset being in an HD format. What’s the point?

Right now I’m staring at the Frankenstein and Dracula DVDs that Universal is shipping out at the end of September. I bought the first versions that came out in 1999. And I was pretty happy with them. When they re-issued them in 2004, I didn’t mind because they also threw in all the follow-up movies in the collection at a low price. I want my House of Dracula in the collection. Plus they threw in mini-busts of Bela, Boris and Lon as their classic monsters. Hugh Hefner has them above his bed in the The Playboy Mansion. But now the monsters are back and I’m going to fight them off. The only real bonus on each seems to be documentaries on Boris and Bela. I can’t pull the trigger on this purchase. Mostly because I know Mrs. Corey is holding a gun if they show up in the mail. I’m not a wuss. Women have that “you already own two copies, what do you need a third one for?” look in their facial vocabulary. It’s followed by the “does your mom still have space for you in the basement” lip rise.

In a few years, I’ll be wanting to upgrade to HD on a lot of titles. What’s the point in rebuying outmoded technology? Do you see me waiting for Best Buy to stock The Best of Loverboy on 8-track? MGM will be releasing new versions of the James Bond DVDs in a few months. I’m still happy with my complete collection that bought four years ago. Do I really need to upgrade Octopussy? I’m holding out till it’s HD upgrade time for 007. And even then, it’s only going to be the Connery collection that needs the 1080i action along with On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. Are you laughing? It’s the most emotionally complicated Bond film. I don’t think we could have accepted Connery in the role. We’ll argue this out later. But for now let it be known that I won’t be getting any HD versions of The World Is Not Enough or Tomorrow Never Dies.

The funny thing is reading about a slowdown in DVD sales. Maybe studios could make a little more money if they wouldn’t keep recycling titles?  I shouldn’t be too harsh on Universal since they do have dipped into their vaults for a few more afternoon creeps that haven’t been warhorsed on DVD. 

The Boris Karloff Collection contains The Tower of London, The Black Castle, The Climax, The Strange Door and Night Key on three dvds.  It’s nice that Boris is getting the same treatment as Bela Lugois received last Halloween season. Although those five titles were crammed on one flipper DVD.  Inner Sanctum Mysteries: The Complete Movie Collection packs Calling Dr. Death, Weird Woman, Dead Man’s Eyes, The Frozen Ghost, Strange Confession and Pillow of Death onto 2 DVDs. These hour long chillers starred Lon Chaney Jr so it’s kinda his boxset. The folks at Universal have decided to be extra busy by putting out The Classic Sci-Fi Ultimate Collection with the science scary Tarantula, The Mole People, The Incredible Shrinking Man, The Monolith Monsters and Monster on Campus. All of these sets come out on Sept 19. How does Universal expect someone to still have money for the Dracula and Frankenstein DVDs that come out the next week? It must be noted that the Sci-Fi boxset is a Best Buy exclusive deal. But I’ll deal with the devil to see the Jack Arnold classics.

WES VS. THE DAN

Steely Dan’s intervention letter to Wes Anderson is posted in my discussion section. Why are the Dan more creative with their letters than their last two albums? I even grew to love Gaucho, especially after my girlfriend ran off with a latin american slimeball. My heart knew what those Babylon Sisters were shaking. But their comeback records just didn’t make me want to come forward in my passion for Donald and Walter. I blame the road for the quality of the music. They had to write music that they could play live. There could be no delicate moments that were found on Aja.

As far as their advice to Wes Anderson goes, someone needs to tell the guy that he’s working himself into that “only for the devoted” attitude. Wes has been on a creative decline since the second half of Rushmore. What was the point of the third act? Wes has mistaken artifice for entertainment. I’m still bitter at buying Life Aquatic instead of renting it. That film ruined my spoof of Blue Water, White Death that were had a production company nibbling to create.

There needs to be a reality show where Steely Dan shows up and saves artists who are in the process of screwing over their career with their genius. Of course the first episode would feature Walter and Donald shoving Kevin Federline into a wood chipper. Not that KFed is a rapping genius. We just need a ratings grabber.

WHY?

How could Fox dump Jillian Barberie as the NFL Weather gal? I’m blaming Joe Buck’s wife. I haven’t heard anything on the record, but I sense that Mrs. Buck knows that she can’t compete with Jillian’s heels. Damn all those at Fox that brought an end to an era. It’s a good thing my team is in the AFC so I won’t have to watch Fox’s pregame shows.

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review, Seven Samurai

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:33 am

 

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As I’ve noted elsewhere, we seem to be experiencing a rush of great DVD releases. This flowering, this elevation, of DVD content may be a coincidence, or it may be the last gasp of DVD before Blu-Ray or HD-DVD take over. Or it may just be “fall,” when, traditionally, the movie industry “gets serious.” But whatever the reason, DVD collectors are grateful for such recent notable titles as the box sets of Rohmer and Malle, Powell’s  A Canterbury Tale, the  Mr. Moto set, and the box of Jayne Mansfield movies. Also among them was  Apocalypse Now: The Complete Dossier, the latest version of a film that continues to reveal new facets and spark interesting commentary. It can be endlessly watched and endlessly debated.

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Another similarly rich movie is  Seven Samurai, coming out from Criterion in a new three disc set Tuesday, September 5 (and retailing for $49.95). Thanks to the new commentary track and the two big supplements, I learned this time around that the movie  should be called  Seven Ronin. It seems, if I understand the chat correctly, that the seven warriors coming to the aid of a small village annually raided by brigands, are masterless samurai, i.e., ronin. In fact, according to one of the experts on the disc, the real samurai, which made up five per cent of the population in the 16th century when  Seven Samurai is set, were often merely bureaucrats filing paperwork for their bosses.

 

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But that is just one nugget amongst many. And the film is well worth seeing again anyway because  Seven Samurai is one of the great works of cinematic “existential humanism,” perhaps the best “philosophy” for making great, high art films, and most post war European films fall broadly into this category (you might also call it the Janus Films philosophy). Kurosawa’s innovation is to marry it to an action film, and his ability to elicit beautiful movement from his camera, from his cast, and, more theoretically, from his narrative, serve to, so to speak, embed his views, rather than make them the point of a given scene.

 

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I’ve just re-listened to the Michael Jeck audio commentary track, often heralded as the gold standard of audio commentary tracks, and which also appears on the original DVD, which bore spine number 2, and which also shares with the new set the movie’s theatrical trailer. Also included then but now missing were an essay by David Ehrenstein and, for those lucky enough to get the earliest pressings of the disc, a restoration demonstration that was later removed.

I’ve also listened to the new commentary track recorded for the new release, still labeled CC No. 2 so it supersedes the old disc. The new commentary is an edited group effort that begins with Stephen Prince, and proceeds through David Desser, Tony Rayns, Donald Richie (who emphasizes the influence of Soviet cinema on AK), and Joan Mellen. The set also comes with a 60-page booklet that includes essays by Kenneth Turan, Peter Cowie, Philip Kemp, Peggy Chiao, Alain Silver, Stuart Galbraith IV, Toshiro Mifune, Sidney Lumet, and Arthur Penn.

 

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This is a three disc set and the first disc, which has the first half of the movie, also features a suite of trailers and teasers, and a production stills and poster gallery, combining to present about 40 images. The second disc, besides offering the second half of the film, features the 55-minute episode on  Seven Samurai from the Japanese television series  It’s Wonderful to Create (segments of this series also appear on other Criterions). From it, we learn that there was a first scene that was stuck from the film in which the brigands attack an earlier, different village, and then the doc runs through the script writing process, the film’s music, problems in shooting the “burning water mill” sequence, and other cruxes. It’s highly entertaining and informative, with many alum of the production telling funny anecdotes. It’s also filled with shots of the much-worked over script and costume test footage.

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Finally, disc three has two big supplements.  My Life in Cinema is a two-hour TV interview with Kurosawa from 1993, probably arranged to help promote his then recent and it turns out last film  Madadayo. It’s conducted by fellow helmer Nagisa Oshima, a wholly different kind of director, but who acts with deference towards his elder. It’s a good nuts and bolts interview, talking about AK’s background and how he does what he does. Oshima begins by asking about Kurosawa’s ethnic background (the director was unusually tall), and Kurosawa avers that there may have been some Russian interbreeding way back in his family’s past (which makes an interesting connection with Richie’s points).

The second is  Seven Samurai: Origins and Influences. This is an original documentary, made by Criterion. It’s divided into three parts. The first covers the history of the samurai in Japanese culture. The second part covers earlier samurai films, with clips from early silent films featuring rather stagy, balletic sword fights. The final part covers the innovations to the genre that Kurosawa wrought. This effort provides a good grounding in all that goes into the samurai legend, thanks to the various commentaries, who make up the same scholars doing the commentary, with one exception, and should inspire newer fans to get caught up via such books as Alain Silver’s  The Samurai Film, along with books by the scholars summoned to commentate.

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Criterion has a new, softer look and a new logo, introduced a few movies back, but this is the release that is probably going to introduce it to the consumer. This set will be a bestseller.

 

 

Game On! 9-2-2006

Filed under: Game On! — admin @ 2:29 am

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Y’know what sucks? When you go to play a PSP game, only to find that the battery is dead. Then, even worse, you go to charge it, keeping it plugged in for about an hour or so, only to have it STILL not work. Apparently, the battery in my PSP no longer holds a charge. This sucks. So, there I was, with my portable gaming system, playing with it STILL plugged into the wall, making it highly less portable. Ah well, least the game was good. Let’s get one with this week’s reviews.

ROWS OF HOES

saintsrow.jpgThe sandbox genre is becoming a very popular style of gameplay nowadays, made famous of course by the free-roaming, do-anything GRAND THEFT AUTO series. Now, yet another young upstart is staking it’s claim to the open world genre, and it takes some big cues from the GTA series. Hell, more than cues, it outright copies many things flat out. I’m speaking of course of SAINTS ROW, the suped-up, next-gen heir to the throne of all things thugish AND rugish.

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Rockstar must be blushing to beat the band. SAINTS ROW doesn’t even try to hide the fact that its inspiration comes from GTA’s most recent iteration, SAN ANDREAS, with it’s full on thug-culture and hip-hop heavy soundtrack. The gangsta lifestyle is in full effect here, and just as with SAN ANDREAS, it’s, yes, fun to play. Stealing cars, pimpin’ hoes, shooting rival gangs”¦yes, the game is violent, it’s unethical, and well”¦it’s just what you’d expect of a game that emulates GTA in every aspect.

It isn’t totally outright a copy though. No, there are actually some aspects of the series that it improves on. The targeting, for one, is much easier to handle in SAINTS ROW. Using an FPS style rather than GTA’s irritating lock-on system, you’ll be poppin’ caps in fools in no time. The driving also seems refined, and cars handle with accuracy and each drives differently than the last.

There’s some fairly deep customization here, too. Right from the start you can make your character look however you want, changing his face contours, race, hairstyle, whatever. Don’t like how your character looks midway through the game? Well, just take him to the local plastic surgeon. Hell, that even helps lower your notoriety with the local police and rival gangs! You can also outfit your character with clothing, bling and other accoutrements at the various shops around town, as pimp your ride too, with various body kits, paint jobs and rims.

The main story has you joining up with the 3rd Street Saints as they try to take back the row from three rival gangs. As you progress through the story missions, you must gain respect in order to go from mission to mission, which you do by taking out rival gang members or doing side activities. Some of these side activities are familiar, such as Hijacking and Mayhem, but there’re a few new ones for the genre, such as Insurance Fraud and the Escort missions. For Insurance Fraud, you basically go to a busy intersection in town and fall down in front of cars, collecting money if they hit you. The bigger the dive you take, the more you rake in. Escort missions have you driving a stripper and her client around town, avoiding the paparazzi so they can finish up their “business”. There’re a wide variety of things to do around town.

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The main thing that will separate SAINTS ROW from GTA (until the next-gen version comes out next year that is), however, is its online game. SAINTS ROW boasts a robust variety of multiplayer games, from standard co-op to cool multiplayer missions such as “Protect The Pimp”, and “Drop the Chains”. In “Protect the Pimp”, two teams compete. One has the “pimp” and must protect him from the other team as they attempt to cross-town. Simple enough, except that the pimp has reduced health, but a single hit-kill “pimp hand” attack. “Drop the Chains” has teams collecting bling and dropping it off in certain areas for rewards. Carry more than four chains, and you show up on the radar to be taken out. There’s so much to do online that most players will find themselves whiling away the hours in online matches once they finish the game’s already deep 40-hour single player mode.

It may not be the most original game, but it certainly is a shitload of fun. And while it pushes the envelope in ways that GTA hasn’t (there seems to be an over abundance of the word “cock” that I have yet to see it’s equal in gaming) it certainly shows where it comes from. And while it’s pretty and controls well in high definition, there still remains the problematic pop-up of draw distance, but I guess we’re sued to that from this genre. All in all, it’s a good time being bad.

One Gamer’s Opinion:
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“ULTIMATE” IS ANOTHER WORD FOR “BALLS TOUGH”

ugng.jpgFans of the old school side scrollers be far warned; the master is back. The GHOSTS N GOLBINS series is notorious for being amazingly fun and amazingly difficult all at the same time, and its newest entry in the series, ULTIMATE GHOSTS N GOBLINS for the PSP is no different. It’s a fine example of what gaming has been before, and what it should always be. Entertaining, challenging and a great looking game.

Once again taking the mantle of Arthur, the knight in the boxers, you set out to rescue the fair Princess Prin Prin who once again finds herself captured by nefarious baddies. Arthur must run, jump and battle all the gruesome ghoulies across the countryside in an updated form of the classic games of old. In what is quickly becoming known as “2.5D”, two dimensional characters are being set against three dimensional backgrounds in a cool mesh of graphics that really look well on the handheld console (seen also with Capcom’s MEGA MAN X: MAVERICK HUNTER).

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This newest game updates the look with 2.5D, but the gameplay is wholly GNG. Arthur collects power-ups and new weapons, all the while fighting uglies and trying not to lose his armor and fighting in his skivvies. They’ve added a few new tricks to his repertoire, such as the ability to (finally) throw attack is just about any direction (not just forward, but above and below you as well), adding a shield (which degenerates over time) and magic attacks as well. Arthur can also grab ledges and climb up or drop down from overhangs as well. His arsenal of moves is increased by new weapons types (like boomerang scythes and multi-shot crossbows) and magic attacks.

And while there’s a wide variety of skills at his disposal, they still haven’t corrected the series main flaw. Arthur still has trouble jumping and running at the same time. Still, control is tweaked enough that this isn’t a huge problem. Never will you find a moment of holding still as you constantly roam the levels, killing everything in sight and running toward the end goal. The three selectable skill levels (Novice, Standard and Ultimate) all offer unique challenges for the familiar and unfamiliar to tackle, and Ultimate will truly challenge those who’ve even conquered the previous entries with ease.

For old school fans, this one is a no brainer. It’s quality gaming with and old school feel and a new school look. New moves, classic gameplay and all around amazing adventure. A must own.

One Gamer’s Opinion:
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Strange how this week’s reviews worked out, eh? One emulates and outright copies one game, and one pays homage to another, while actually being a legitimate sequel. Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery, even when you’re imitating yourself, I guess.

September 1, 2006

Take Me Home Blog #8 – LET THERE BE SITE

Filed under: Production Blogs,Take Me Home Blog — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:41 am

 

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I’M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU (because you aren’t family)
I’ve had a Take Me Home website done for about four months now. I was going to revamp it; make it a little more “user-friendly” for the whole lot of you. But then I realized that what was more important was that you guys and gals get to see how we’re trying to appeal to THE MAN. No, I don’t mean Randy “Macho-Man” Savage, I mean the people in power, our prospective investors. The site was designed to be professional, even (dare I say) tasteful. Regardless, I’m pretty excited about it; I think it’s a good site. If anything, it’ll give you all a little more perspective on exactly the type of film we’re making.

THE BIG TEASE
Not to mention, there’s actually a decent teaser trailer we made specifically for the site. We shot it in three days, edited it in two. It cost us under a grand, but I think you folks will agree it’s looks a heckuva’ lot pricier. Most importantly, it gives our investors something concrete; they can see this movie’s potential.

AND, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
To give you a little more perspective on exactly how desperate we’d become with our ex-potential investors, take a look at the “FOR OUR INVESTORS” link on the main page. It’s basically a last-ditch effort to get these guys to put their money where their mouth is (or was”¦and then wasn’t).

Anyway,

TAKE A LOOK-SEE:

http://www.takemehomemovie.com

COMING NEXT WEEK:
“Well, the Hail Mary failed”¦ how “˜bout a first down?”

-Sam Jaeger

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Trailer Park: The Girl Who Moved Out of the House Next Door

Filed under: Trailer Park — admin @ 12:44 am
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By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here… and Over Here

Don’t get me wrong. The temptation was there.

I couldn’t believe that I was in the kind of position that many would have envied to be in. Sitting at my feet and almost asking, nay, begging, for me to pick up on the signals it was all too clear that what I needed to do was just clear my head and think of something else. It was all I could do to think of something constructive with the attraction we both knew was there.

I just could not bring myself to make a pun out of Amy Smart’s last name.

Sure, after talking with Amy about her eschewing of roles she is typically cast in in order to find projects that are out of the norm one would take a moment’s pause to see that Amy could make it her life’s work in playing that girl-next-door profile; Lord knows I never had any girl next door like that growing up in the part of Kansas where livestock and children consumed the same amount of calories. What made Amy’s comments regarding this engaging was the sense she was about looking forward and over the shoulder for things to come. She’s been there, has done that and wants something new, thank you very much. It would easy to make a snappy headline but that would really betray the sharpness of the vision for herself and future.

Her turn in CRANK, which opens nationwide today, has her embracing a role and genre that is fairly new to the action starlet. Being the romantic interest for Jason Staham, king of the 21st century, international action film market, came with a set of challenges that Amy was all too willing to throw herself in front of. There was the intimate love scene which was filmed in front of rougly 300 people, a first, and dealing with a couple of directors who were eager to get their vision captured on film no matter what the cost, their first as well.

Speaking about CRANK, answering questions about her new role on CBS’ “Smith” which is set to premiere next month, Amy had some suprising answers to questions regarding what she needs out of a script and why the move to television.

You go to where the work is and, judging by Amy’s estimation, it’s all about the writing to the point where she is willing to shred people’s assumptions of the roles she should be playing by trusting in those who trust her to make something out of the opportunity she’s given. I talked to Amy on location for “Smith.”

So, what are you out shooting?

Shooting the TV show “Smith.”

We shoot it in LA and then we go on location out here [in Reno] once in a while.

I read it was a pilot and so I assume it got picked up”¦

It got picked up and it premieres this fall. It’s got Ray Liotta, Virgina Madsen”¦

Yes, I’ve seen promos for it”¦So how often do you have to go back and forth?

This is the first time this season so far and we’re on episode four right now. Every few episodes means a little travel to another city.

Gotcha. So, let’s talk a bit about CRANK. Now, before this interview I did a little digging into previous interviews and you’ve said that in every role you take you want to be challenged but in a picture that lends itself so much to machismo I am wondering where the challenge came in.

Well, I’ve never done an action film. I also read the script and when I first read it I was not sure who Eve was, what made her tick. I thought, “Ok, I could do this.” It also offered a lot of fun elements because here were these two new directors that had a great reel, were wonderful with action, Jason Staham who is this top-notch, kick-ass, action guy who is a great actor as well and I just thought that this was going to be a great new experience for me.

And Eve, who you could perceive her as not the sharpest tool in the shed but she’s really, she just doesn’t live in the same reality as he does so she functions from a different place.

What’s hard is to try and get an idea of her character just based on the trailer because we only really see you screaming. What is Chev and Eve’s relationship like in the picture?

They have a real loving relationship, and he’s shot up with Chinese poison and only has an hour to live, and because he has to keep his adrenaline up he goes to every extreme to stay alive in order to come rescue me because he thinks that I’m in danger. Little do I know that I am, and little do I know that he’s a hit man. So, he has kind of been living a lie with me, the whole relationship, and now he’s coming clean, facing the truth.

So, my character, he kind of sweeps me up from my apartment and we go on this crazy, wild journey. I don’t think she understands the true danger of her situation.

Legitimately, this is really your first, true action movie. However, your “first” action movie, HIGH VOLTAGE, which really counts as the first”¦

(Laughs)

Didn’t go well”¦

No.

That was one of my first, first films.

Obviously, times have changed and your career has greatly evolved since then so was there any arm-twisting involved to get you to do this one?

No, there was this one scene that definitely I looked at and went, “Oh my God”¦Am I really going to do this?” And it’s this scene in Chinatown where we have sex in front of three-hundred people.

I just read a while ago where Jason was quoted as saying that it was a little weird”¦

It was definitely”¦I think it turned out to be a really good scene and it’s fun, it can be funny, and it’s not outright trying to be lustful or sexy or dramatic, it’s just trying to entertain you.

In a way she’s saving his life because that’s keeping his adrenaline up.

(Light bulb explodes over my head) Oh, I get it. Okay. I figured it out. Der!

That was the one scene where I thought, “Oh, okay, I am going to make a fool of myself.” I felt great comfort knowing that Jason and I had to do it together.

And because I don’t want to ask about what it was like to work with Jason because he seems to be someone who understands what needs to be done in front of the camera I’d like to know what kind of relationship you two had off the set.

He’s a pretty upfront, honest guy. He says what he feels and he’s pretty instinctual. We had a great relationship right off the bat where, for me, I don’t feel like I put on a front that’s going to turn people away (laughs) so I felt like, with Jason, he’s just a great person who’s down to earth and he’s got a British sensibility. And the way he talks about things in his life it’s so funny the way he chooses to use his words and I got along with him so well. We made each other laugh and had a great time together.

And the fact that the two of you now have an impressive list of directors you’ve worked for what kind of learning curve was there for these, ostensibly, new time directors?

There’s always hesitation. And if it wasn’t for”¦and I saw their reel where they were great with action sequences, they were really action oriented, and that kind of grabbed me because any first time director I think “Ugh. This is going to be the film where they are going to have to learn so much.” And I know people surround themselves with really experienced crews so that they can teach them along the way but I definitely resist working with first time directors. So, I found these guys to be very enthusiastic, they had been working on this for many years and they are so passionate about it, had such a vision for it, and, on top of that, got Lakeshore and Lions Gate to support them.

So, it really kind of felt like a good chance to take.

And speaking of taking risks, from your role in ROAD TRIP and even JUST FRIENDS, which I watched last week in preparation for this and was floored by enjoying it so much, I’m curious to know what kind of roles now are coming your way.

I’m kind of putting it out there about the kinds of roles I’m wanting to be challenged with now and”¦saying no to the roles where I’ve played similar characters.

I feel, for the most part, I’ve played the girl next door in a lot of different TV and film and different varieties of who they are. I think they’ve all been legitimate, real, good characters but, as an actor, I’ve done that now and I am ready to”¦well, you know, I am living it because I feel like I’m playing this really amazing character right now that’s, first off, so different than the characters I’ve played, she’s so complex, she’s a criminal. She has a lot of levels, a lot of colors to her.

So, I’ve been desiring, for the last couple of years at least, to play real characters that have real conflict and drama and struggle in their life. And I found one. I put it out there and it came.

And it’s interesting that it’s on television. I’ve seen the shift in film actors making the move to TV”¦

And for good reason. I’m not fixed on that it’s only going to be on television. It’s more of that a lot of actors are hungry for good work and with good writing and good directing and good character development. And primarily you now find that on television.

Was there hesitation where you thought, “Well, I want to stay with film”¦”?

Well, it’s also out of frustration for not finding any great film roles that feel satisfying, that can hold its weight.

Also, the whole way Smith came about is that I went to have a meeting with John Wells and he wanted to share with me his new idea for a show, so this is before he wrote a script, and it was a conversation that really inspired me because he is such a brilliant man. His concept for the show was so interesting and pushing the envelope by wanting to compete with what the cable networks are putting out there. Really, when he said that a lot of what all these shows focus on is the good guys beating the bad guys, all the FBI guys and the lawyer guys, and not that there is anything wrong with that, but if you ask me would I rather follow a person’s life who became an FBI agent or someone who became a criminal I’m more fascinated by what makes them become a criminal. And I think audiences are fascinated by criminals or by people who are doing bad things. On some level it’s a fantasy that people don’t live out but are intrigued by it all. So”¦we kind of are living it out for other people.

(Laughs)

I know that off screen you do a lot for some genuinely good causes and it seems you have an active role in doing what you can for the organizations you can help so I wonder if you ever weigh whether the roles you take have some weight to them (e.g. Sigourney Weaver in ALIENS) or whether that doesn’t matter because it’s just all make believe anyway.

As an actor the fun part is playing so many different kind of characters. I love that she’s such a strong woman. She’s smart and she knows how to get what she wants. I don’t agree with all her choices (laughs) but”¦I don’t need to. I think I understand why she does what she does and I’m not limiting myself from playing only these kinds of characters. I feel like I am definitely willing to playing all different kinds of characters. It just depends on who’s involved, who’s working on it and what the material is and do I feel like I’ll be challenged or exhilarated by playing this character.

And do you find your work fulfilling?

I feel so fulfilled right now playing this character. I do. I am enjoying every minute of it. And the shoot schedules I am sure took some getting used to.

It really, honestly, I feel like we’re shooting a film. It’s just a continuous kind of film.

Really?

Yeah, what I like actually more about is that there’s this air of being”¦unpredictable. Because each episode comes out and you’re kind of like, “Okay, where’s my character going for this episode? Oh my God”¦” (Laughs)

And so it’s this like unveiling of character that keeps coming up in these amazing scenes that keep getting written and I keep working on them and growing and developing who she is and showing different colors in different scenes with different characters. There’s just a lot to work with.

It’s interesting that as you’re progressing, all the scripts haven’t been written yet.

No, no, not at all.

And so as you’re reading these scripts you see where your character is going, you’re now at the writer’s will”¦

Exactly. But I haven’t been let down.

Well, that’s just it. Has there been a moment where you’re like, “Ohh”¦I’m not so sure”¦”

No, and in the few times any actor has felt like “Oh, I don’t know if I agree with that” John Wells is very willing to collaborate as well.

So, he’s not like, “Ok, this is what I wrote, this is set in stone, no one argue with me.” He’s very willing to listen what we have to say as well so it never feels like you’re doomed but, honestly, this is the best of the best for television.

Well, when you’ve got company like Ray Liotta”¦

Yeah, you could watch him in anything.

And now that you’re on episode four how many did you get picked up for?

We’re slated for twelve. And I think around November, this is all new to me, (Laughs) we find out more but we find out if it gets picked up for the rest of the season.

And are you holding off on a few film projects just to see whether it goes the distance?

No way, I believe in it. I do. I really believe we are going to do a full season. And everyone is like, “Don’t say that!”

That’s something interesting to bring up. Is there a level where you have to say, in the back of your head, “Well, we should prepare ourselves if it doesn’t get picked up.”

I’m not worried. Worst case scenario? It doesn’t go the entire season. I just think that it’s so good they would be crazy not to keep it.

And have you heard some initial feedback from people who have seen it?

Well, the directors and producers are very excited about the dailies and then a lot of people have seen the pilot because it’s pretty available that it’s gotten a lot of good feedback. I just really believe in it. It’s so high class. It looks like it’s really well made. They’ve put a lot of money into it, there’s great camera work, there’s great characters and they’re all intriguing.

You see the advent of shows like Arrested Development that were created with great writing in mind, and you want people to respond to good storytelling, but how did you get the idea of how it was going to look like?

This is a very stylized TV show. John really wanted it to look a certain way and come off in a certain way. He really sits down with the DPs and directors of each episode because he cares so much about keeping things consistent.

It looks like a film. It’s shot like a film. It doesn’t have that cheap television look. There’s lot of movement and parts where there are muted colors and parts that are bright. It’s just very stylized.

I love that we’re here talking about CRANK and I’m talking about”¦(Laughs)

I’m sorry. That’s my own sense of curiosity getting the better of my questioning”¦

No, no, no. I mean I’ve got these two projects and they’re both overlapping. (Laughs)

Well, to steer the boat back in the other direction once more I am wondering how you saw the movie progress with these two first-time directors. Were you able to see dailies?

I didn’t get to see any of them but I did get to see playback a few times just because when we were doing action scenes they kind of need that for security. So, when you’re doing these big action sequences you want to make sure you don’t catch a flag or a big light, you know?

So, I watched back some of them, which I liked seeing, because it helps me get a gauge for what I’m doing with my work. We didn’t get to see dailies but we kept hearing from the producers, “Oh, it looks so great”¦Everyone is loving this.” Just positive feedback. But they say that dailies are the best the film will ever get. And that the film will never be as good as the dailies.

It’s great to get positive feedback but, at the same time, that’s just a tiny glimpse of what it could be.

Anything in there get sliced out where you might have been, “Oh, no. Really? You cut that?”

For me, not really. There are a couple of moments where I was like, “Wha? What happened there?” (Laughs)

Did you go the test audience route? Go back and do a few reshoots”¦

Based on what people liked or didn’t like”¦

Right.

You know, no, we didn’t have to do any reshoots.

Really?

Yeah. Pretty suprising.

Bold.

Yeah, but both the directors were great. Mark was the most daring out of all of us. When he would shoot an action sequence he would put on his Rollerblades and, with the technology we were using, he had a camera and he had to strap it to himself”¦it was a 60 pound backpack. But he would literally weave in and out shooting the scene. He was a daredevil on wheels.

Just fearless and it was amazing to watch. And that was part of the fun and really says about who he is as a person.

And it’s two guys?

Yes, and they were both DPs before so they both shot the movie. That was another great element in that they were right there, behind the camera, and it felt very intimate that they were involved and had a great eye for what we were doing.

It sounds like they brought a freshness to it.

Yes. I felt like they were really connected to the piece, to what we were doing and that was comforting.

The final piece. Have you seen it?

Yes.

Honestly, what did you think of it?

I think, for the kind of film it wanted to be, it’s great. It’s fun, there’s lots of humor in it, some romance, non-stop crazy action”¦

And to that point after seeing Jason in the trailer riding on top of a motorcycle, Jason being held out of a helicopter, those sorts of things, was there any point where you hesitated to get involved with some stunts or was everything the two guys envisioned on the page put on film?

Oh, everything was filmed.

Every insane idea”¦

Yes, although, there was one insane idea, it was actually the first day I shot, that didn’t make it into the film but I guess it made it into the Japanese version.

What was it?

When Jason goes into a hardware store and drives a nail into his leg. (Laughs) That’ll probably make the DVD.

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Reviews – Fox Film Noirs and Double Indemnity

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:42 am

 

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I’m growing rather weary of being quoted on noir DVD audio commentary tracks. I don’t mean to be blasé about it, but it happens ever so often. 

The first time was on James Foley’s track for Confidence, where he made reference to my earlier review of his film After Dark, My Sweet, which I dubbed a film soleil. Now, a commentator on one of the four noirs here under review (I think it is Eddie Muller on Double Indemnity) says something like “Someone once said that there are no bad noirs” “¦ and that was me again (in my book Film Soleil, from Pocket Essentials). Now, it is true that none of these people remember my name, and in fact the idea that there are no bad noirs is probably a pretty common one and someone else may have said it well before me. But still, all this attention is making my head hurt and I have to lie down.

But it is true. There are no bad noirs. Even the “bad” ones, such as a couple in the latest batch of Fox noirs, are still interesting, evocative, and can inspire comment.

Fox releases a trio of films in its series Fox Film Noir every three months or so, and the latest set brings the count up to 21. Universal has done a batch or two, but has slowed down considerably, and its new double disc set of Double Indemnity, published as part of its Legacy Series, seems more like a Billy Wilder production than an iteration of its noir catalog.

 

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Shock, from 1946, is No. 20 in the set and is a Gaslight – Snake Pit sort of deal in which Anabel Shaw, in San Francisco to meet her husband after a long separation due to the war, witnesses a murder and falls into a state of catatonia. She is rushed to an asylum by, of all people, the very murderer she observed, played by Price, who happens to be a psychiatrist having an affair with Lynn Bari, the film’s femme fatale.

 

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Like many a noir, especially the noirs influenced by Hitchcock, this one, directed by Alfred L. Werker from a script credited to Martin Berkeley, Albert DeMond, and Eugene Ling, shows a surprising amount of sympathy for its “villain.” Price’s Dr. Richard Cross is a man who momentarily loses control, and then tries to mop up after himself, harried by his Lady Macbeth, Bari. He is divided, doesn’t want to do many of the things he ends up doing, and Price, in one of his first villainous roles, manages to evoke great sympathy for Cross, despite a tendency to haminess, which afflicted Price throughout his career. Meanwhile, the heroine is asleep or unconscious most of the time, to be carted around from one venue to another (like Jodi Foster in most of the dreadful Five Corners), and her husband, when he arrives, spends most of his time trying to catch up with what the audience knows.

The Fox noirs have settled into a routine in which basically for supplements you get a yak track and the trailer. On Shock the track is by John Stanley, the Creature Features movie guide author, summoned because he is something of an authority on Price. Stanley is one of those unvarnished (he says “Eye-Talian”), somewhat mush-mouthed (he says “landschape” instead of “landscape”), and jokey film geeks who read too much of Famous Monsters of Filmland when he was a kid: his commentary is filled with excruciatingly bad puns (“What food these morsels be”) no doubt in mimicry of that magazine’s editor Forrest J Ackerman. The commentary is mostly about Price, whom Stanley had the advantage of meeting twice, but he is also good on almost all the actors on the screen, even those whose names don’t appear in the credits.

 

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As others have noted, Fox seems to be stretching the definition of noir with its inclusion of Fourteen Hours (No. 21), the 1951 drama about a potential suicide that Howard Hawks famously hated. Directed by Henry Hathaway, it’s more like a social problem film, like No Way Out, the Sidney Poitier – Richard Widmark race-themed drama which was in an earlier batch of Fox noirs.

 

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It comes across as a well meaning TV drama of the time, and could have been penned by Rod Serling. But it is also afraid to come out, so to speak, and say what it is really about. Richard Basehart’s potential suicide never says why he is depressed, but it is clear from the subtext, as Foster Hirsch points out in his detailed and interpretive commentary, that Basehart’s character is probably gay and wrestling with his identity. Besides the trailer, the disc also features the film’s press book.

 

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Vickie is No. 19, came out in 1953, and is a remake of I Wake Up Screaming, which came out 10 years earlier and is considered to be the first Fox noir, if not one of the first films in the genre itself. Both films are based on Steve Fisher’s novel about a publicist accused of killing the client who was getting too big for her britches. Neither film captures the flavor of the novel, which has wonderfully cynical things to say about show business, but the earlier film (which is Fox Film Noir No. 18) is better cast. There it is Victor Mature as the publicist versus Laird Cregar as the cop who, Laura-like, secretly loved the victim (Carole Landis). Betty Grable, trying to escape musicals, plays the victim’s sister, who ends up aiding the publicist.

 

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H. Bruce Humberstone directed Screaming, and imported noirish tones from his B movie work. Vicki is helmed by Harry Horner who had, if it is possible, an even less distinguished directorial career than Humberstone ( Red Planet Mars). After some 15 films, he gave it up to become a production designer, working on such films as The Hustler and The Driver.

 

Jean Peters

 

Vicki is also weakly cast. Elliott Reid is awfully light as the publicist, and Richard Boone is game but sluggish and miscast as the cop. Foster Hirsch in his commentary, favors Jeanne Crain as sister Jill over Jean Peters as victim Vicki (they look remarkably alike), but I had the opposite impression. Jean Peter struck me as a real find, an actress whose career might bear reconsideration. Hirsch’s commentary is efficient and informative, and the disc also comes with the trailer and three galleries of art and advertising.

 

Double Indemnity box

 

Double Indemnity is a long awaited DVD but it has in fact been on disc twice already, first by Universal in a bare bones release, then by Image in a transfer from a scratchy print. Still, that Image disc was hard to find when it went out of print, and in the video store down the street from me you had to put down a $200 dollar deposit in order to rent it, as if it were Salo. Curiously, though, I found a pristine used copy of the Image disc just a couple of weeks ago for seven dollars.

And what a pleasure it is to re-submerge oneself into this great film, with its crisp dialogue, brilliant acting from unlikely cast members, now in a nice package with an excellent (if soft) transfer and good supplements that honor the film.

 

Fred MacMurray

 

This two-disc set has an excellent full-frame transfer (1.33:1) transfer from a new source-print with an adequate DD 2.0 audio, plus English, French, and Spanish subtitles. The supplements on Disc One include an introduction by Robert Osborne of Turner Classic Movies, and two commentary tracks. The first is an enthusiastic, informative track by Richard Schickel, who wrote a BFI Classic monograph on the film, and here goes over the basics. The second has Nick Redman interviewing screenwriter Lem Dobbs on the film.

 

Barbara Stanwyck

 

Dobbs is the son of American born but British educated painter R. B. Kitaj, who in the late 1960s and early 1970s spent a lot of time in Los Angeles socializing with and painting famous directors, such as John Ford. Kitaj also happened to know Wilder who was a great art collector. Dobbs has several anecdotes to tell about meeting Wilder (once with Hockney and his dad), and nervously giving Wilder scripts to read that were later critiqued at Wilder’s independent office at the Writers and Artists building. Dobbs notes the sense of place given to Los Angeles, specific streets named and places shot, that he speculates would not fly with contemporary executives because they wouldn’t see the point of being so specific about a place that most viewers wouldn’t have been to. The most interesting thing that Dobbs says is to go against conventional thinking and charge I.A.L. Diamond with a degradation in Wilder’s output in the 1960s; he maintains that after his collaboration with Diamond began Wilder’s films more theatrical and more like sit coms.

 

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The retrospective documentary, Shadows of Suspense (37 minutes) also on the first disc is a very good celebration of the film and it is also interesting to see the faces that go with a lot of the noir yak tracks one hears: the ubiquitous and bickersome Silver and Ursini look like twins. Finally there is the theatrical trailer.

Disc Two consists solely of the 1973 made-for-TV remake starring Richard Crenna in the MacMurray role, Lee J. Cobb as his boss, and Samantha Eggar as the femme fatale. It is exactly as good as it sounds.

As others have pointed out, not included on the set is the famous real ending, the gas-chamber sequence, which apparently did not test well at the time and may be lost, though stills exist. Paramount’s version of Sunset Boulevard had a version of the famous dropped opening, but there is not even an attempt to recreate it via stills and script here. But perhaps that is for the super deluxe HD-DVD 70th anniversary edition in 2014.

 

Weekend Shopping Guide 9/1/06: Areas Of My Expertise

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:37 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

It takes a lot for a book to make it onto my “By crikey, this is brilliant!!!” list. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy… Terry Jones’s Chaucer’s Knight… Huckleberry Finn… Green Eggs and Ham… and The Prydain Chronicles are just a few past honorees. Anyhoo, I come to celebrate (again) just such a work of literary brilliance – its name is The Areas of My Expertise (Riverhead Trade, $14.00 SRP), and its author is John Hodgman, a man of letters (26, to be exact – and he used every last one of them to write this book). Presented in the form of an ersatz almanac, it’s a hilarious journey into the secret Hobo culture (and the list of 700 Hobo names), the American presidents who had hooks for hands, little known facts about the 51 U.S. States, Lycanthropic Transformation Timetables (very important), and much, much more. Hodgman writes in an easily accessible, quite matter-of-fact style about matters most surreal – yet disturbingly plausible. I love this book, and I think you will, too… And now that it’s available in a newly expanded paperback edition and audiobook form ($29.95 SRP), you have absolutely no excuse not to pick it up.

A part of me is still pissed that Arrested Development – one of the most brilliant shows to ever grace the tube – was cancelled. There’s another part of me, though, that acknowledges that Fox did allow it to eke out three low-rated seasons, and that so finely-tuned a sitcom forever risks slipping off the knife-edge and falling into the abyss of mediocrity or – worst of all – self-parody. So let’s celebrate its all-too-brief life with the release of that third and final season (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), featuring all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, deleted/extended scenes, a blooper reel, and a featurette on the last day on location.

While some shows start out brilliant than fade over the years, South Park has had the opposite trajectory, honing its satire and enriching the characters who inhabit the quirky mountain town, including our four leads – Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman. By the eighth season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), the gloves were off and the targets were bigger, from Michael Jackson and illegal immigration to Wal-Mart and Mel Gibson (in a still relevant look at the sentiments of The Passion of the Christ). This was also the season of the anime role-playing that resulted in an ocularly injured Butters (and some memorable fantasy sequences). The 3-disc set has the usual run of mini-commentaries from Matt & Trey.

Growing up with the likes of Gummi Bears and DuckTales, the announcement that there would soon be an entire afterschool block full of these Disney cartoons – plus some new series – was met with an excitement that carried me right through to the premiere of “The Disney Afternoon” and its first original show, TaleSpin (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP), starring Jungle Book veteran Baloo s a 1930’s era cargo pilot in a world full of air pirates (led by the delightfully deranged Don Karnage. The following year, we got another great addition with the superhero pastiche Darkwing Duck (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP) – in fact, I still have an action figure of the villain Megavolt on my desk. While it’s great that the complete first seasons of both shows are now in DVD (with their pilot episodes – at least Disney occasionally listens to fans), they lack even a single special feature. Pathetic treatment for such great shows.

Speaking of memorable Saturday morning cartoons, the first season (sans one rights-issue episode) of Ben Edlund’s lovable superheroic oaf The Tick (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP) has also hit DVD, but like the two Disney animated sets is completely featureless. Why is Disney so incredibly pathetic about this? No Edlund commentaries, no featurettes… no nothing. For criminy’s sake, come on!

Far more politically strident than the much-beloved (and missed) TV Nation, The Awful Truth found Michael Moore pulling no punches, from conducting a mock-funeral at the offices of an HMO to getting Crackers the Crime-Fighting Chicken locked in the Disneyland jail, including running a ficus plant for Congress. If the complete season sets frighten you, you can get 6 episodes selected from seasons 1 & 2 on The Best of The Awful Truth (Docurama, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP), featuring a pair of commentaries from Moore.

Released independently but now contained in one handy-dandy set, The Personal Best of Monty Python’s Flying Circus (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$44.95 SRP) features 6 discs – one for each member of the troupe, who fills it with their personal selection of favorite sketches, plus some new material (making it a must-have for Python fans). Of the new material, my favorite is probably John Cleese’s crass look behind-the-scenes of his selections, filmed at his palatial California estate.

Finally remastered and presented with a decent, if slight, complement of bonus materials, Miyazaki fans will feel the irresistible compulsion to add the classic Lupin adventure The Castle of Cagliostro (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) to their collections – probably after re-watching it a half dozen times. Those bonus materials include an interview with animation director Yasuo Ohtsuka, a photo gallery, and the complete animatic with the film’s soundtrack.

Looking to find common ground in a post-9/11 word, the USA secretly sends Albert Brooks to India and Pakistan to see if that common ground could be comedy in the aptly titled Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$27.98 SRP), which mixes just enough reality into the absurdity to be believable, much like Brooks’ brilliant (and so ahead of its time) Real Life. Unfortunately, Brooks doesn’t have quite the same precision he once did, which is shame, because the concept is a valid one, and a source rife with potential that goes largely untapped in the film. Bonus materials are limited to additional scenes and the theatrical trailer.

The penultimate seventh season of The Andy Griffith Show (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$38.99 SRP) found the classic series mired in its color demise, with only occasional appearances by Don Knotts to relives the tedium of Andy’s courting phase. There’s still plenty of solid moments to make dismissing the show impossible, but it’s definitely not their high water period.

By the time its 5th season rolled around, Will & Grace (Lionsgate, Not Rated DVD-$44.98 SRP) had settled comfortably into the stunt-casting, easy-joke ensemble piece it had been longing to express itself as – which isn’t strictly a bad thing, but I wish they had tried a little bit hard to keep some of the freshness of the show’s early seasons. The 4-disc set features an outtake reel and a collection of those always pointless themed clip featurettes.

Though he’s looking like death warmed over and she was sadly believable playing Chandler Bing’s transgendered father, both Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner made a string of memorable flicks in the 80’s, which all began with a good ol’ fashioned popcorn adventure, Romancing The Stone (Fox, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP), directed by Robert Zemeckis and featuring a then-modern day Indiana Jones pulp spectacular (with more of a romance flair, and heavy sax work from Alan Silvestri’s score). It was followed up by the not-nearly as original but still somewhat fun Jewel of the Nile (Fox, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which re-teamed the pair and had the good sense to bring back Danny DeVito (before all 3 would go on to finish out the decade with the wonderfully caustic War of the Roses). Both Stone and Jewel have gotten remastered special edition treatment, with both releases containing retrospective featurettes (with new cast and crew interviews), deleted scenes, and a commentary on Jewell from director Lewis Teague.

Not only does The Best of Mr. Bean (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP) feature over 2 hours of the best bits of Rowan Atkinson’s classic creation, but also the 40-minute documentary The Story of Bean. It’s a nice companion to that Mr. Bean box set that should already be sitting on your shelf.

Unlike the pre-packaged, lip-synced pap often found over its mainstream sister show Top of the Pops, the BBC’s Old Grey Whistle Test (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) featured (from 1971-1987) artists that today would be considered indie (from Jackson Browne to Janis Ian) alongside more well-known artists and groups (including The Bangles and Roger Daltry). The key, though, was that the artists performed live – which is what makes the DVD releases, the latest being Volume 3, such a fun time warp. The new disc features over 2 dozen performances, plus audio commentary from the presenters and reminiscences about their appearances from the artists themselves.

It’s a sad, but all-too-common, story wherein a popular TV series that can do no wrong in its blockbuster first season suddenly stumbles and plants their face in the mud come their sophomore outing, and there are few who will argue that Desperate Housewives (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) didn’t lose its soapy way during it’s second season. Remind yourself of the mis-steps and hope for a 3rd season recovery this fall with all 24 2nd season eps, plus interviews, deleted scenes, and more.

It was only a matter of time before we got the first behind-the-scenes reality series about NASCAR, but thankfully we avoid Real World territory in the Biography Channel’s NASCAR: Driven to Win (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP), which focuses on the lives – both on and off the track – of a handful of up-and-coming drivers. All in all, it’s an interesting look at the determination needed to participate in a sport I care very little about. Bonus features include a behind-the-scenes featurette and a driver Q&A.

If purple’s your aural paradise and paisley’s your passion, then be sure to snag a copy of Prince and the New Power Generation: Diamonds and Pearls Video Collection (Rhino, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). I think the title is pretty self-explanatory. It also features some bonus live performances.

Okay, the only thing – and I mean the ONLY thing – tolerable and even approaching enjoyable about the completely unwanted, unnecessary Brother Bear 2 (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is the presence – and enlarge roles – for the pair of Moose voiced by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas. Everything else about this steaming waste is just a seemingly never-ending abyss of crap. The DVD features a behind-the-scenes look at the music, and the ever-useless games.

While not directed by Hughes, Some Kind of Wonderful (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP) is definitely a Hughes film, with a script provided by the 80’s auteur , who also produced. And now we’ve got a special edition of the rom-com, featuring an audio commentary with director Howard Deutch and Lea Thompson, a making-of doc, and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

As the title implies, Washington The Warrior (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP) is an examination of the young military officer from Virginia who fought in the French and Indian Wars and eventually rose to the rank of commander of the revolutionary army and our nation’s first president. Did you know that that path included a 17-year retirement? No? Then watch this doc.

Just when you thought they couldn’t find a new, trashier way to disgust audiences, the 3rd season of Nip/Tuck (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) carts out the 600-lb. woman fused to her sofa. Seriously. But that’s par for the course, and all in the spirit of the show – where the season really stumbled is the sadly ho-hum quality of the mysterious Carver, the knife-wielding worst nightmare of plastic surgeons Sean and Christian, It’s what happens when guilty pleasures get too daytime soap-y. The 6-disc set features unaired scenes, a Carver featurette, and a spotlight on the set design.

What could have been a great ensemble drama about a group of married women and their single friend instead plays like a half-hearted dramatic play on Desperate Housewives and Sex and the City. It’s unfortunate, because Friends With Money (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$28.95 SRP) has a fantastic cast (Jennifer Aniston, Catherine Keener, Joan Cusack, Frances McDormand) just itching to go, but they’re left with melodrama. Bonus features include an audio commentary, a premiere featurette, behind-the-scenes featurette, and a Sundance featurette.

As a TV junkie since childhood, I can’t help but compare the horrors of war and skill and sacrifice of the military medical personnel and soldiers in the documentary Baghdad ER (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) with years of watching episodes of M*A*S*H. The humanity and grace under pressure are the same, even if the modern facilities and procedures provide for a much higher survival rate than the Korean War crises fictionalized in Hollywood’s take. Still, Baghdad ER is a sobering look at the cost of the war, and worth experiencing no matter which side of the political fence you fall on.

I can’t be the only one who, while finding his stunts mostly enjoyable, is still mildly disturbed by (magician? performer? devilspawn?) Criss Angel. Surely others must find him somewhat off-putting. Either way, he’s got a holiday DVD release with Criss Angel, Mindfreak: Halloween (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP), which contains not only the special, but also a pair of new-to-DVD episodes from the show’s first season (“Uncut” and “Up Close”).

If a star-studded jaunt with the Bard fits your agenda for the weekend, you’ll want to give spin to the Thames Shakespeare Collection (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP), featuring a quartet of classic plays (MacBeth, King Lear, Romeo & Juliet, and Twelfth Night) performed by the likes of Kenneth Branagh, Ian McKellen, Judi Dench, Patrick Magee, and more. Bonus features include interviews and a featurette on Romeo & Juliet.

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review, Just My Luck

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:30 am

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Lindsay

Lohan, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lind-say-low-han: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of (three or) four steps (depending on how you pronounce her last name) down the palate to tap, at four, on the soft palate. Lin. Say. Lo. Han (or Loan). She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing five foot five in one boot. She was Lindsay in slacks. She was Linds at school. She was Lindsay on the dotted line. But in my dreams she was always Lohan.

If only she would stop making movies like  Just My Luck.

Not that there is anything wrong with it. It is not funny, but is supposed to be a comedy. It evokes no sentiment or tears, and it supposed to be a romance. It is set in Manhattan but does not capture the spirit of the city (but then, few of the recent comedies set there have, perhaps because they are usually shot in Toronto).

Lohan has herself been very lucky. She has had, in essence, nine lives. But is her luck running out?

There is a marvelous moment, a typically Lohanian moment in the middle of what at this point remains Lindsay Lohan’s magnum opus,  Mean Girls. Her character, Cady Heron, is a newcomer to school serving as something of an undercover agent or sleeper cell on behalf of her newfound nerd friends and against the school’s elite “Heathers” who have oppressed them.

Thanks to plot complications, Cady has joined the mean girls of the title in a Christmas talent show. Dressed in Santa hats, higher elf drag, and go-go boots, the four girls come out to dance to “Jingle Bell Rock.” It is a given within the history of the school that the mean girls always “win” the contest.

 

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Lohan as Cady dances the other girls off the fucking screen. It’s a moment of revelation, like Astaire, or Kelly, or Travolta in their first films, and one regret for her fans among Lohan’s tumultuous life and career direction is that dancing has been minimized (her mother was briefly a Rockette). Her co-stars are no mean achievers themselves. Chief meanie Rachel McAdams went on to pop fame in  A Walk to Remember and  Red Eye; Lacey Chabert will be seen shortly in the  Black Christmas remake; and the exotic looking Amanda Seyfried has appeared in  Veronica Mars and the HBO show  Big Love. And this is not to put them down, but none of them evince the absolute joy in movement, the confidence and sassiness that define both a great dancer and a mega star.

How many lives does Lohan have left? Has Lohan indeed not become a mean girl on her own (abusing Disneyland staff, for example) in what readers of magazines take to be her private life? If so, too bad, because Lohan has the potential to be the next great screen star, a new Julia Roberts, able to straddle romantic comedies and Oscar winning dramas.

Lohan built a lot of good will with that scene and that movie. But she wasn’t able to capitalize on it. What she needed to do was to solidify public love with another romantic comedy, just as Julia Roberts consolidated public affection generated by  Mystic Pizza and  Steel Magnolias by leaping into  Pretty Woman. She needed to appear across from a man of equal or higher stature so that she can share it and feed off it.Instead, she opted for serious indie-hood by appearing in a Robert Altman film, which is a crap shoot, since his films are so uneven and few people go see them. Normally I wouldn’t care to dwell on the career aspect of an actress (these thoughts, by the way, are a tacit admision of one’s real inferiorty in the face of the mean girl in Lohan), but I like her so much I want to see more of her movies (just as I want her mirror image, Storm Large, to keep going on  Rock Star even though I don’t want her to win). But of her forthcoming films –   Speechless, an updating of  Cyrano based on an  L. Sprague De Camp story;  Chapter 27, the second of two forthcoming movies about Mark David Chapman;  A Woman of No Importance, the Oscar Wilde play directed by the unpromising  Janusz Kaminski (and which will require a British acceent?),  Bobby, another assassination story, this one about the night Kennedy was shot  – only one,  Georgia Rule, sounds like they might fit this bill  sounds like it might fit the bill, partially because the cast is strong (Jane Fonda, Felicity Huffman, Dermot Mulroney, Cary Elwes) and is directed by  Pretty Woman‘s Gary Marshall (who has, unfortunately, been dreadful lately. In fact, he was dreadful in Pretty Woman but the movie transcended its ineptitude). In almost all of these productions, Lohan has garnered headlines about her behavior, on and off the set.

Lohan is a new breed of star whom most adults probably don’t understand. Like Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, and Hilary Duff, they are singer-actors, who feud with each other across the pages of competing tabloids. They have high school-ized the media and live their lives in contra-distinction to the “moral lessons” their movies tell, like the mean girls they play against. Even a  New York Times article in May of 2006 fretted out loud about Lohan burning herself out. But Lohan is clearly resilient. She has already had nine lives, and unlike the cat of the fable, may have nine more before she’s through.

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1) Started out as a young Natalie Wood, in the Shirley Temple – Lolita mode, a preternaturally talented and charismatic child actress.

2)  As a “Disney star” with all that means about living up to a certain style or standard of kid behavior and fealty to parents. (Are actors auteurs? Can a kid star be said to choose films that reflect her personality? Can thematic  similarities be found among the young star’s films?)

3)  As a “Tweener” star, hinting at sex and boys without explicit references.

4) In an alternate career as Lindsay the singer, with two albums out.

5) In the real world, as a “Law and Order” victim of her dad’s hi-jinks.

6)  As she matured, as the jilted lover pulling an Ava Gardner going to war with the tabloid and paparazzi and indulging in self-destructive behavior.

7)  Thanks to the Altman film and a few others coming up, as a future indie queen.

8)  As an actor – auteur. But are actors auteurs? Can a kid be said to choose films that reflect her personality?

9) But ultimately, there is Lindsay,  the sexy dancer, the new Ann-Margret, waiting first for her  Bye Bye Birdie, and then for her  Carnal Knowledge.

 

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Just My Luck is directed by Donald Petrie, who was probably a good choice. He has had a few 100 million dollar hits, and he was the sherpa for one of Roberts’s best early performances in  Mystic Pizza. He has a knack for working with sex symbols (as in   The Favor), but is helpless before a bad or indifferent script, such as the one with which  Just My Luck is burdened, credited to a smorgasbord of writers, among them I. Marlene King (Senior Trip), Amy Harris (Sex and the City), Jonathan Bernstein, James Greer, and Mark Blackwell ( Max Keeble’s Big Move). 

 

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You can tell that many hands (but no Lohan) were involved in the composition because they can’t even keep straight the definition of look, as other reviewers have noted, as it tells of a curiously lucky girl (she was named homecoming queen of a high school she didn’t even go to) in one of those vague Manhattan comedy jobs whose luck is transfered to a loser (Chris Pine)  . The supplementary material doesn’t help much. There are three deleted scenes, only one of which is substantial and could have stood to remain in the movie, plus there is the short featurette “Look of Luck,” and a behind-the-scenes look at the band, McFly, that figures in the plot.

The disc has a fine widescreen transfer with a full frame transfer on the B side.  Just My Luck hit the street on Tuesday, August 22nd, and retails for $29.95.

 

Melonpool Quickcast #11: Mayberry meets Greg the Bunny

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-By Steve Troop

Based on Steve Troop’s classic webcomic of the same name, the Melonpool Quickcast features puppet versions of Troop’s alien cast, who are desperately trying to make heads or tails out of Earth culture.

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Mayberry and Greg the Bunny (star of IFC and formerly of FOX) at the San Diego Comic-Con. They speak of shared puppet experiences, as well as some of their favorite movies. Watch for a special guest appearance by Warren the Ape and a cameo by Seth Green after the closing credits!

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Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review and director interview, Head Trauma

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Director Lance Weiler can’t stay out of the woods.

You remember Lance Weiler don’t you? In 1998 he co-wrote and co-directed The Last Broadcast. That was the historic indie film that was simultaneously screened in numerous theaters around the country via then-groundbreaking satellite technology. It seemed to be the techno wave of movie exhibition’s future, and though occasionally someone in the movie business predicts that satellite broadcasts will soon supersede celluloid, it hasn’t yet come to pass, partially because DVDs and digital home download have edged it out.

The Last Broadcast was also famous for turning out to be a potential inspiration for The Blair Witch Project, sort of the way that City on Fire popped up surprisingly as a precursor to Reservoir Dogs. They tell similar tales. In The Last Broadcast, some filmmakers and a “psychic” take to the Pine Barrens in search of the Jersey Devil. The film features some beautiful footage of the woods by day and night The Last Broadcast proved to be a true indie film (made for $900 dollars), that proved to be a well-made and cleverly twisted tale of hubris and insanity.

His latest film, the excellent Head Trauma, also shows traces of the lure of the forest (as does his next film, but more about that in a minute), and Weiler, helming and writing alone this time (his cinematic partner, Stefan Avalos, has his own shot-on-and-sent-direct-to video film, The Ghosts of Edendale, from 2003. Those familiar with Last Broadcast will see similar themes: mysterious figures in the forest, interpersonal incompetence, hubris, and a narrative twist that takes the center of the film and points it back at itself (if that makes any sense).

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Head Trauma tells the story of one George Walker (Vince Mola, a sort of Francis Ford Coppola clone). After living on the road or in the streets for some 20 years, he returns to the home of his late grandmother, now a condemned structure in a lower middle class neighborhood. With the help of Julian (Jamil A.C. Mangan) the African American youth next door, who is also a gifted cartoonist, George attempts to clean up the house and rescind the condemnation, in the face of obstacles from an old high school rival who stands to profit from its destruction. Also impeding George’s labors are the bad dreams he has, in which mysterious images rattle around in his head, among them a small feminine figure whose features are obscured by a large hood (like the running girl in Don’t Look Now), and some disturbing activity in a wooded field, a hanging and a large sleeping bag being hauled away.

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Head Trauma </i> is a psychological thriller of precision and insight. George is a not particularly sympathetic character, it soon turns out, and he tends to destroy potential relationships before they even happen, especially with an old flame from the neighborhood, Mary (Mary Monahan). He doesn’t need his old rival to sabotage his house, as George is fully capable of sabotaging himself.

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Although at first it seems like Head Trauma is going to be an “old dark house” horror film, it is in reality loosely part of the tradition of thrillers that include An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge, Jacob’s Ladder, and Angel Heart, speaking broadly, but with some of the suspense created by the unseen and by psychological tensions found in the films of Polanski and Roeg. Weiler has a knack for making empty rooms in daylight and the woods in the afternoon feel ominous.

Weiler’s script is a lean, mean machine, with no fat on it and with little or anything that can qualify as a subplot. The film is creepy, with additional help from the excellent music and sound production, and – in a phase that I hope will soon disappear from the reviewer’s syntax – for a film shot on HD video looks fantastic, very controlled and precise. There are even superb arial shots.

Lance Weiler

Head Trauma was released theatrically in several markets in mid-August, before its September 26 release on DVD on the Heretic label. Despite Weiler’s hectic schedule I managed to extract a brief interview with him about his cinematic past, present, and future. Weiler proved to be an ageless lad who could easily have a career in front of the camera as behind it, and is an articulate, passionate lover of movies of all kinds.

It seems to me that the movie industry is a little short sighted in not taking up the technological breakthroughs established in your first film. Having made the history-making The Last Broadcast, did you still find it hard to capitalize on its success to advance to the “next step” of your career, so to speak?

In some respects yes and others no. In a lot of ways we were ahead of the curve in terms of the way we made and distributed TLB. So we found ourselves at a strange place. On one hand people respected what we’d done on the other they had no clue. Sometimes people get hung up on aspects of the work. For instance they’d say TLB – that’s a nice documentary but can you do narrative? They miss the point. Sometimes the tech aspects got in the way of the story but I think it’s always some type of a struggle to get the work made and to get it seen.

What was the genesis of Head Trauma?
HEAD TRAUMA comes out of two life experiences that took me very dark places The first was a head on collision with a garbage truck that almost killed me. Twelve years ago I was laying in a hospital bed with a severe head injury and my jaw wired shut. I could have died that day, stupidly I wasn’t wearing my seatbelt – my jaw snapped the steering wheel and my head busted the windshield and thankfully I lost consciousness. After the accident I was plagued by vivid nightmares of the crash until one day they just stopped.

Flash forward to 2000 and I’m pitching a TV show to some major networks. After a year of pitching we land at a network and after a roller coaster ride that takes another two years of the show being on again / off again we received money to shoot a pilot. Working on the show ranks as one of the worst professional experiences I’ve had. At times it really felt like I was a tenant farmer not a co-creator executive of a major network show. In the end we shot a great pilot but it died a slow painful death and I felt like I went through the five stages of grief.So in the winter of 2003 when I was feeling like shit and unsure of what to do a couple simple words change my path. I owe a huge thanks to my wife Jennifer for simply saying “Do what you love just make another movie.” It’s so simple and obvious but at the time I was out of my head. And that’s the series of events that created HEAD TRAUMA.

 

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Why make a “horror” film? Why that genre,rather than another, or just a straightforward drama? What does horror offer you or inspire in you that, at least in this case, creatively you can’t get elsewhere?
I love the horror genre. There is something interesting to me about exercising those demons, those dark things that rest in one’s mind – it’s a way to get them out of your own head and do something productive with them. I’ve had some dark times in my life. When I was younger I drown and at the age of 14 my house burnt down, and then a number of years ago I was in a horrible car accident. I always like to have some autobiographical element within my films. Water and fire play an important role within HEAD TRAUMA as does the concept of a blow to the head.

Given that it is a lot easier to make movies these days, what remains the most difficult aspect of filmmaking?
By far the most difficult aspect of filmmaking these days isn’t a production issue it’s a promotion / distribution issue. With over 20,000 feature films being made due to the boom in digital production the chances of a film being seen past a film festival are rare. On top of that releasing a truly independent film into today’s market with out millions for P&A can be very difficult. But thanks to the web there are ways to build an audience and get the word out in very effective ways. For instance the web comic for HEAD TRAUMA is not a normal film site http://headtraumamovie.com – it is an interactive comic with some twisted stuff hidden under the surface. It becomes an extension of the story. Now more than ever it is important to create extra value for the fans. With HEAD TRAUMA I’m working hard to give a good presentation from start to finish. I’ve been on the other end and I know what type of things hook me in – that is really the issue knowing your audience and then the trick is finding a way to get the work to them.

Can you give us a hint about what you might be working on next?
Yeah it’s a really dark and twisted flick set in the remote wilderness. It’s based on an actual experience of my life that occurred while I hiked a part of the Application Trail called the “Wilderness.” The AT is a wild place and being alone for 10 to 12 days with no civilization in sight can be a very creepy.

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Here’s a preview of the supplements on the Head Trauma disc. Not only is there a detailed audio commentary track with Weiler, but there are several relatively short but informative makings ofs, one about how the crew blew up a car, another on the man who help shot the ariel shots, an interview with comic book artist S. R. Bissette and his son on the comics they created for the film, some cast interviews, and a piece on the film’s music. Bissette will be very familiar to readers of QuickStopEntertainment as one of the artists on Swamp Thing and numerous other comics, including some independent work in recent years.

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As with the extras on The Last Broadcast, the supplements are uninhibited, and Weiler and his collaborators are articulate raconteurs. Finally, there are trailers for both Head Trauma and The Last Broadcast.

Comics in Context #144 – San Diego 2006 – Stardust Memories

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The following events took place on Friday, July 21, between 2:30 PM and 5:30 PM.

Attending Comic-Con International in San Diego means having to decide among a wealth of choices of things to do and see. The next panel on my must-see list was the Paramount Pictures presentation in Hall H at 2:30 PM, and I didn’t want to take the chance of being stuck in one of the infamous long lines outside. As it turned out, once again I was able to walk right into Hall H. So what’s the big deal?

FRIDAY 2:30 PM
The “Paramount Pictures” panel was entirely devoted to Stardust, the film adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s fantasy novel, which is currently being shot by director Matthew Vaughn.

Jeff Walker, who was once again acting as emcee, told the audience, “Guess you can see who we’re bringing out.” Indeed, there was Neil Gaiman, dressed, as always, as a Man in Black: he is the Johnny Cash of the graphic novel. He had been flown in just to appear on this panel and would be spirited away from Comic-Con immediately afterwards, sort of like President George W. Bush making one of his whirlwind visits to Iraq.

Also present onstage were Charles Vess, who had created the illustrations for the Stardust novel; writer Jane Goldman, a very pretty Englishwoman with long, bright red hair, who collaborated with Vaughn on the film’s screenplay; and the movie’s producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura.

Gaiman informed the audience that “People have been trying to make a Stardust movie since 1998.” He said that he finally let Matthew Vaughn have the movie rights “because I trust him.” Gaiman added that Vaughn and Jane Goldman “let me look over their shoulder and occasionally kibitz.”

The movie industry’s low regard for screenwriters is legendary: they may be highly paid, but their work is nearly always rewritten by other screenwriters, directors and even actors. Writers of the books from which screenplays are adapted are even lower on the proverbial totem pole, with no power to control how their stories are translated to the screen. So it was heartening to see Gaiman take such a prominent role on the Stardust movie panel, as it was to see Frank Miller in a similar role on the 300 movie panel the following day. It certainly makes sense for the studios to parade Gaiman and Miller before a Comic-Con audience, but the respect that the movie people showed to Gaiman and Miller on these panels seemed persuasively genuine. For that matter, it’s a happy surprise to see writers–Miller and Gaiman–so pleased with the translation of their work to the screen.

Nonetheless, the filmmakers rightfully put their own mark on the material. Introducing the first of the clips from the film, Gaiman observed that “some bits we’ll show are very faithful” to the book, but “some bits are new.”

In the initial clip, the young protagonist, Tristan Thorn, played by Charlie Cox, stands beneath the window of Victoria, who is the wrong woman for him but he doesn’t realize that yet. Tristan’s attempts to court her are interrupted by his rival Humphrey, who easily defeats him in a duel. There was a long pause after the clip before the audience gave it muted applause. (Were they taken aback by seeing the hero defeated? But it is, after all, only the beginning of this hero’s journey.)

“So. . .” continued Gaiman, who explained that Tristan plans to win Victoria’s heart by promising to bring her back a fallen star. In order to find it, he must cross the Wall which separates his village in the everyday world from the magical world beyond. In the second clip Tristan attempts to cross the Wall only to be thwarted by what Joseph Campbell would call a threshold guardian: an unusually agile old man who fights Tristan with his long staff and easily overpowers him. It struck me as the reverse of Siegfried’s confrontation with the Wanderer–the disguised god Wotan, his grandfather–in Richard Wagner’s Ring of the Nibelung: the young Siegfried slashes Wotan’s staff of power in two with his sword. (Hmm, Tristan is also a name associated with Wagner.)

You see a pattern of defeat emerging for Stardust‘s nascent hero, but he will eventually break it. As Goldman observed, “people don’t break out of the prescribed route they’re supposed to follow. Tristan is the exception.” He does get across the Wall to begin his adventure.

Gaiman cautioned us that “Matthew really wanted us to stress that nothing has been done to the footage you’re seeing,” meaning the addition of special effects. “He’s currently back in England shooting green screen stuff and worrying.”

This warning applied to the third clip, in which the lead witch, played by Michelle Pfeiffer, casts a spell on another character. The camera shook as Pfeiffer uttered her curse, and presumably CGI will be added later. Even so, the shaking of the image, as if an earthquake had been conjured up, together with Pfeiffer’s sinister performance, already created an unusual effect. We don’t see Pfeiffer much in new movies since she turned forty (at which point Hollywood believes they cease to exist), yet she has grown not one iota less beautiful.

Introducing the next clip, Gaiman said, “This is a character who’s not in the book. In fact, it’s one and a half characters who are not in the book.” The “half” is a character from Gaiman’s book who has been renamed Captain Shakespeare in the movie, has been given an expanded role, and is played by Robert DeNiro. The Captain is a “fearsome pirate” who commands a flying ship with which he captures bolts of lightning. (Whether the Captain’s new name of Shakespeare has any significance beyond sounding cool, I as yet have no idea.)

In this fourth clip Captain Shakespeare negotiates the sale of some lightning bolts to the whole “character who’s not in the book,” Ferdy the Fence, played by Ricky Gervais, the co-creator and star of the original BBC version of The Office.

In that series Gervais created a specific variation on a comedy archetype, the incompetent impostor who nonetheless brazens it out. The difference between Gervais and, say, Bob Hope or Woody Allen in their comedies is that Gervais’s characters have partly or wholly deluded themselves as well. It’s as if the world had unknowingly been waiting for Gervais to discover this character type, since now he turns up in so many different places, including the fantasy world of Stardust. Though it took a while for the audience to warm up to this clip, it finally, deservedly, got a big laugh.

(Gervais also turned up as a voice actor in last year’s British computer-animated feature Valiant, about homing pigeons during World War II. Though I agree that the title hero had a vacuum where his personality should have been, I found Valiant entertaining, and certainly not the disaster that reviews claimed. Perhaps as a Turner Classic Movies aficionado, I’m more kindly disposed to period war movie parodies. But I certainly agree with critics that Gervais’s performance as a proudly cowardly pigeon was the best thing in the movie.)

Goldman hailed the film’s “incredible cast,” which also includes Claire Danes as the fallen star herself, Peter O’Toole, Rupert Everett, and Sienna Miller. The one lesser-known actor in a major role is Charlie Cox as Tristan. “Lots of actors could do the nerdy side of Tristan,” Gaiman said. “Lots could do the later cool side of Tristan once he grows up. Charlie can do both.”

In the fifth clip Danes and Cox converse as they walk beneath cliffs; unmoved by the remarkable scenery, the audience again responded with only muted applause. (What’s wrong with them?)

Gervais returned in the final two excerpts. In the sixth clip Pfeiffer’s witch puts a spell on Fergy, so he cannot talk; instead all he can do is make strangulated sounds, to nonetheless humorous effect. In the seventh clip the villain Septimus interrogates Ferdy, who cannot answer due to the spell, so Septimus stabs him. I can understand why this received very low applause: no one wants to see a character who makes us laugh get (seemingly) killed.

But then we were shown a montage of excerpts from the film, and finally the audience got it and erupted into big applause.

Charles Vess praised the “beautiful visualization that they had done.” Then an audience member asked, “Neil, is it how you pictured it in your mind?” Gaiman responded, “No, it’s how Matthew and his set designers saw it in their minds.” He said that “The inn the witch magics up in the mountains was just like having walked into the thing that I had imagined,” but that’s an exception. But Gaiman obviously was content to let the filmmakers interpret the material their own way. He said he likes the way the movie looks, and that “It’s cooler” than what he imagined. “It doesn’t look like a fantasy movie. It looks like itself, whatever that means.”

Well, I agree that it doesn’t look like a fantasy movie, although perhaps that’s in part because the CGI are still missing. I think its visual charm, from what I saw, comes from looking like an enchantingly well-designed period piece. Goldman said it was set in Victorian England, and the clips convey a handsome, persuasive reality in which the fantasy elements are grounded.

Next Gaiman was asked about The Eternals series he is currently writing for Marvel, based on Jack Kirby’s 1970s creations. Gaiman said he was “currently writing issue 4,” but that he had “more plot and things I have in my head than I can fit in by the last page of issue 6,” when this miniseries is scheduled to end. Gaiman reported that artist John Romita, Jr. says he’s willing to keep going after issue 6, so “It’s going to be a matter of finding time” amidst Gaiman’s packed work schedule. (In case you’re wondering, yes, indeed, I have been reading Gaiman’s Eternals–and rereading Kirby’s Eternals–with interest, and I will have much to say about them in this column later this year.)

Gaiman then returned to the story of how Matthew Vaughn got to do Stardust. He said he first met Vaughn when Vaughn sought the film rights to Gaiman’s short story “Snow Glass Apples.” Later Vaughn produced the first film that Gaiman has directed, A Short Film about John Bolton. (That’s the artist, not the U. S. Ambassador to the United Nations, who is even scarier. See “Comics in Context” #5.)

Vaughn and Gaiman had lunch with Terry Gilliam to try to convince him to direct a movie of Stardust. But, Gaiman recounted, this was right after Gilliam had directed The Brothers Grimm (2005), and he didn’t want to do another fantasy film right away. Here Gaiman noted, “As I’m sure everyone here knows, Terry Gilliam is back on Good Omens,” the projected film version of Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s comedy fantasy novel. Well, I didn’t know that, but I was glad to hear it. Gaiman added that Gilliam had not yet paid him or Pratchett the “option fee, which is one groat each, or about five pence.” The cheapskate!

After directing Layer Cake, Gaiman continued, Vaughn wanted to direct Stardust, and Gaiman put him in touch with Goldman, whom Gaiman had known for a long time.

As for other film projects based on his work, Gaiman first mentioned Coraline (see “Comics in Context” #67), which Henry Selick (The Nightmare before Christmas) is making as a stop-motion animated film, with Dakota Fanning as the voice of the title character, and the British comedy duo of Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders voicing the two old ladies. This, Gaiman said, will probably come out in 2008.

As for a movie of his novel American Gods, Gaiman said that “lots of producers and directors have approached me, and I tend to say, “˜Sure, sounds good,’ and then they look at me and say, “˜How would you make that into a movie?’ And I say, “˜I have no idea,’ and that’s usually how it ends.”

So what about a Sandman movie? Keep in mind that Sandman is a property owned by DC, that Gaiman doesn’t control. “Sandman is just floating in a void,” Gaiman said, asserting that “I’d rather no Sandman movie got made than a bad Sandman movie got made.” Gaiman voiced the hope that “sometime during our lifetimes” a director will come along who loves Sandman the way that Sam Raimi loves Spider-Man and Peter Jackson loves The Lord of the Rings, and who will make the Sandman movie.

On the other hand Gaiman himself has long been committed to writing and directing a film adaptation of his own Vertigo miniseries Death: The High Cost of Living. Gaiman told us there is a “script everyone likes” and “people would like to be in it” and that the project was “slowly moving through the system.” He summed up, “It doesn’t seem to be dead yet, which is the best thing you can say about Death, I suppose.”

Then there is the Beowulf movie that Gaiman and Roger Avary co-wrote for director Robert Zemeckis, which will be released on November 22, 2007. Gaiman announced that “Next year I will probably be a guest of Comic-Con for the whole four days” and will do a Beowulf panel with Roger Avary, actors Angelina Jolie, Crispin Glover, “maybe Anthony Hopkins,” but probably not Zemeckis, who “hates” doing panels. Zemeckis is doing the film using an advanced version of the techniques he employed for The Polar Express (see “Comics in Context” #66). Gaiman characterized the forthcoming movie as “a cheerfully violent, very, very strange take on the Beowulf legend which manages to be remarkably faithful while being deeply weird.”

Then, before the panel ended, Lorenzo di Bonaventura brought up another future film on which he is a producer: the Transformers movie. At the very mention of its name the audience broke into loud applause. We were informed that a new addition to the cast would speak to us via cellphone (the second guest I heard do this so far at this Comic-Con). Then the voice of actor Peter Cullen addressed the audience in his role as Optimus Prime, which he had played on the Transformers animated TV show, and Hall H resounded to the loudest, biggest applause I’d heard during the entire panel. I was puzzled: do Gaiman readers really get even more excited over the Transformers?

Not until I started writing these reports on the 2006 Comic-Con did I realize the answer. These Transformers fans were the “campers,” the people who sit in Hall H all day to watch all the panels about action-adventure movies. This wasn’t your typical Gaimancentric audience at all. Well, I hope the Stardust preview inspired some of them to try a movie that’s robot-free.

FRIDAY 3:30 PM
I decided to get over to Room 20 early for its 4 PM panel, arriving while the panel about the Fox television series Bones was still going on. Onstage was one of its stars, David Boreanaz, who previously played the heroic vampire Angel on Joss Whedon’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the Angel TV series. (And hey, this was the first Comic-Con I’d attended in years in which Whedon didn’t appear!)

The conventional wisdom is that Comic-Con and similar events are attended almost entirely by men. I offer the Bones panel as proof that this is not true; there was a large, vocal contingent of Boreanaz’s female fans there. One woman from the audience began her question to Boreanaz thus: “I admire your body of work.” She clearly intended the double entendre, and everyone, including Boreanaz, reacted to it.

Boreanaz chuckled appreciatively at that remark, but another fan presented him with a conundrum, asking him who he had “better chemistry” with: his Buffy co-star Sarah Michelle Gellar or his Bones co-star Emily Deschanel. Diplomatically, he said he couldn’t answer.

When Boreanaz’s panel ended, the audience was cautioned, “Do not rush the stage.” As much of the audience filed out, I noticed that among them was a young woman in that Princess Leia slave girl costume. No one seemed to pay attention. At Comic-Con one gets accustomed to such things.

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Finally, starting fifteen minutes late in Room 20, was the next panel: Warner Brothers Animation’s presentation “Bruce Timm Retrospective/Legion of Super-Heroes.” It’s the first part that interested me: a salute to the man who did the principal character designs and was one of the producers for Warners Animation’s 1990s Batman, Superman, Batman Beyond and recent Justice League Unlimited series.

First Sander Schwartz, the president of Warner Brothers Animation, came onstage to introduce “This very special presentation we have for you.”

One guy in the audience shouted, “Cancel The Batman!” That, of course, is the current subpar successor to Timm’s great 1990s animated Batman. But I doubt that anyone onstage could have heard him.

Schwartz stated that Timm had been working at Warner Brothers Animation since 1979 with Tiny Toon Adventures. “He’s just a great soft-spoken, talented guy who is just as nice as he is talented.” Schwartz pronounced Timm “a great producer, a great filmmaker, and a great human being.”

Then Timm himself appeared, looking very much like the toy collector he voiced in the Batman episode “Beware the Grey Ghost.” Some members of the audience gave him a standing ovation.

Timm said, “This is really kind of weirding me out a bit because normally career retrospectives come at the end of a career. I still have twenty years to go on my mortgage.”

Timm said “I have to share credit” with Alan Burnett, Eric Radomski, Paul Dini, Dwayne McDuffie and others with whom he collaborated on these series. Then he concluded, “We’re talking about the end of my career today.”

Is it? Not really, although so far it did seem as if Timm was present to hear his own eulogy. I should observe that Justice League Unlimited concluded its final season earlier this year whereupon Cartoon Network dropped it without rerunning the new episodes. Moreover, Warners’ forthcoming Legion show, like Teen Titans, is done in an anime-influenced style (not to my taste), and Timm isn’t working on any new television series. I know that all good things must come to an end, but I don’t have to like it.

Timm introduced his friend Jason Hillhouse, who served as interviewer, and they started by discussing how Timm’s career with superheroes began. Tim Burton’s Batman movie came out in 1989. “My boss at the time, Jean MacCurdy, took a huge gamble,” Timm said. She chose him and Eric Radomski to produce a new Batman animated series. “Eric Radomski and I had never produced a show,” Timm said, although they both “had long animation careers.” “I don’t know if she was brave or under medication or something.”

“I’m a born and bred comic book geek,” Timm confessed, whereas Radomski “came from a non-geek background.” (I hate this sort of self-deprecation; when will comics aficionados unhesitatingly admit to taking pride in this artform?) However, Radomski “loved Batman” as a result of Burton’s movie, and wanted to recapture its “mood.”

“There are any number of ways the Batman show could’ve been really bad,” Timm asserted. Nevertheless, he continued, “Batman’s got all this great stuff. He’s got the best costume, the best rogues gallery, the best setting. You’d have to really try hard to mess that show up.” Timm recalled that MacCurdy instructed him and Radomski, “I’ll just tell you one thing: don’t screw it up.”

Casting Kevin Conroy as the voice of Batman “right out of the gate,” Timm asserted, set the mold for “how many amazing people we’ve had on all the different shows” over “fifteen years.” Timm told us, “We can’t watch TV for more than an hour without someone I’ve worked with” turning up onscreen. (What about on CNN? Oh, never mind.)

After production on this first run of Batman: The Animated Series ended, “we got off on a tangent with Freakazoid,” an animated superhero comedy show. Then, “years before Superman Returns,” there was talk at Warners about doing a new Superman movie, and MacCurdy asked Timm if he wanted to do a Superman animated series.

Whereas Timm described his Batman series as “grounded in a kind of reality,” he said that “Superman opened the floodgates to a more science-fictiony environment.” Timm stated that they “hadn’t thought of creating a universe” when they were doing Batman, but using the Flash and Green Lantern as guest stars on Superman “ultimately paved the way for Justice League.”

Timm admitted that he did not have “as clear a vision on how to handle Superman” as he had with Batman. The “tricky thing about Superman,” Timm explained, is “like Miss Teschmacher says [in Richard Donner’s Superman movie]: he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he’s too good to be true.” Timm continued, “Batman’s conflicted, broody,” whereas “Superman’s a good guy. How do you make that dramatically compelling? You want to keep him pure, keep him the Boy Scout.”

Superman had “more action-adventure fantasy than Batman,” and Timm declared that “It was a fun show to do.”

But then when “finally we felt we had a handle on Superman,” then Warners “said let’s do some more Batman.” Timm didn’t want to return to Batman at first, but then he devised new “graphic designs” for the characters. As a result, he declared, “I like that show [the new Batman episodes] visually more than Batman: The Animated Series,” quickly adding, “but I liked that, too.”

At this point we were shown a clip reel from Batman, Superman, Batman Beyond, and Justice League Unlimited. I was surprised by the tremendous response from the audience to the Batman Beyond clips, and Timm said he found that reaction “interesting” as well.

Timm revealed that when Jamie Kellner, the head of the WB Network, proposed doing a series about a teenage Batman for the “6-to-11 year old” demographic, “we hated the idea, too!” (It does seem like a stereotypical wrongheaded corporate idea. I suppose we should be grateful he didn’t suggest Batman Babies.) But Timm said he and his collaborators found ways “to make it fun.”

“There were aspects of the show that were obvious demographic bait,” Timm conceded, “especially in the second season,” pointing to the “high school” and “sidekick.” But Timm said “That’s okay” because their goal was to “find ways” they would like “of doing what the network wanted to do.”

Timm pointed out that although the network intended Batman Beyond to be “a kid-oriented show,” “it’s the edgiest, nastiest show we did.” (Later during the panel Timm mentioned that Justice League Unlimited was “supposed to be a 6-to-11 year olds’ show, but everyone knows it’s a PG show.”)

Timm regards the direct-to-video feature Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000) as “one of the highlights” of his career. “Lots say Mask of the Phantasm [1993] is the best Batman movie ever made,” he observed. “I like it, but I like Return of the Joker better.” Timm believes they “tried to hard to make Phantasm adult” and “it’s a downer,” whereas “Return of the Joker is effortlessly adult.”

Timm said he originally didn’t want to do the Justice League series, either, but “I was out of a job.” (Should Timm ever be out of work?) Timm recalled that Warners executive “Linda Steiner came to me and said we’re thinking of doing Justice League now” and he “bowed to the inevitable.”

Timm admitted “It took a while for it to get good” and claimed “It’s a tough concept to work with.” He said he was “reading Silver Age comics for inspiration” and stated they had “a lot of charm” but complained that “all the characters have the same voice, the same personality.”

Moreover, Timm maintained that “when we did Batman through Batman Beyond, we were used to being the class act in superhero TV.” But then, Timm noted, X-Men: Evolution came along, “and Samurai Jack kicked ass in art direction. So we realized the bar has been raised.”

After two seasons of featuring a team of seven members, Justice League morphed into Justice League Unlimited, and “now we give you fifty more characters.” Timm asserted that “Justice League Unlimited right now is ny favorite show of all I’ve worked on. . .probably because it’s more recent.” He described it as “almost an anthology show” which could move back and forth between “small stories” with “just a few characters” and “big stories.”

The first questioner from the audience asked if Timm, Dini and their other collaborators would ever do another animated series with DC Comics characters. Choosing his words carefully, Timm responded, “Never say never. I don’t really anticipate going back to that established version of the DC Universe” seen in his previous animated series. (And that, I realized, meant that he wasn’t ruling out working on some other version of the DC universe.)

Timm then said, “Nobody wants a repeat of the Brainiac Attacks experience,” referring to the recent direct-to-video Superman animated feature (see “Comics in Context” #139). Then he added, “I kid,” adding further, “Kind of.” Cautiously he told us, “There’s something I’m not allowed to talk about.” Finally, he said, “I tease [the guys] who did Brainiac Attacks a lot. They did the best they could.” There’s a mystery here, but I can’t figure it out.

Asked about influences on his art, Timm revealed he was a fan of Disney’s Sleeping Beauty (1959), which he said “has the most spectacular art direction of any Disney movie.” He said he “picked up things from Alex Toth.” (Here there was only a smattering of applause, suggesting that most of the audience didn’t know the work of this great comics artist, who died earlier this year.) Oddly, Timm said that he was influenced “after the fact” by the late Archie artist Dan De Carlo: he explained that he was “influenced by artists who were inspired by him,” specifically in “drawing cute, pretty girls,” before he discovered De Carlo’s own work.

Were there characters that he wanted to use on Justice League Unlimited but didn’t? Timm named the Blue Beetle and the Spectre, said he couldn’t use the Phantom Stranger, and said they had the rights to use Plastic Man (only once), Firestorm and Adam Strange, but never got around to them.

Timm mentioned the “rumor” that Warners is doing an animated adaptation of Darwyn Cooke’s comics series The New Frontier. “That’s miscommunication,” Timm insisted, and he claimed that they were actually doing a show called The New Fondue for the Food Channel. “It’s cheesy!” he said. No laughter ensued, and Timm buried his head in his hands.

So what is Timm really going to do next? “I am still at Warner Brothers,” he informed us, and “still working with DC characters.” He stated that there “should be an official announcement tomorrow at the DC panel.”

Just then a Superman insignia, dripping blood, appeared on the Room 20 video screen. It was an obvious reference to the 1990s “Death of Superman” story arc in the comics. Seemingly taken aback by this, Timm asked the audience if they had signed “confidentiality agreements.”

I did not attend the aforementioned DC panel, but later learned that during that presentation Paul Levitz announced a new series of direct-to-video animated films that would adapt stories from the comics. The first film will indeed be The New Frontier, with a story written by Cooke. Timm will direct Superman/Doomsday, an adaptation of the “Death of Superman” arc, and Marv Wolfman will co-write the film version of his The New Teen Titans: The Judas Contract. It was declared that the art style of the films will resemble the comics, rather than being in the style of the Timm animated series or the anime-like Titans and Legion shows.

I find myself in two minds about this. It seems like a dream come true for comics enthusiasts. Have you seen the Dark Knight Returns excerpt, executed in Frank Miller’s art style, in the animated Batman episode “Legends of the Dark Knight”? What if DC and Warners did an animated adaptation of the entire Dark Knight Returns in Miller’s style? Wouldn’t animation be the proper medium for adapting Watchmen?

On the other hand, doesn’t much of the appeal of the Timm animated series lie in the handsomeness of Timm’s character designs? And it seems that even when he directs one of these new films, he’ll be using character designs from the comics instead?

More importantly, doesn’t much of the rest of the appeal of the shows that Timm and his collaborators did lie in providing a positive alternative to the Grim and Gritty, Dark, Dismal and Depressing superhero comics of the 1990s and early 2000s? I always believed that the 1990s Batman and Superman animated series captured the spirit of the superhero genre better than the Batman and Superman comics of that time. At least The New Frontier is a leading entry in the Neo-Silver movement of restoring a positive outlook to the genre. I expect the film version won’t be cheesy at all.

Bruce Timm left the stage, and the other half of the presentation, previewing the new Legion of Super-Heroes animated series, commenced. But I took off for one of the most underattended panels at this year’s Comic-Con, but one which may prove to be the most historically significant, as you shall learn next week.

–Copyright 2006 Peter Sanderson

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review, Radioland Murders

Filed under: Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:26 am

 

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A few years ago I went to a local theatrical production in a small venue that catered to small troupes doing original material. The play (I forget the title) was a satire on radio mystery dramas in the spirit of the Firesign Theater’s Nick Danger. 

About halfway through the play it suddenly occurred to me: what the fuck are these people doing drawing on old time radio for their dramatic inspiration? This is 2003? How many people in this room have even  heard an old radio show? In fact, has this young cast itself even heard many radio shows?

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Still, I think I know the impetus behind the show, which was probably the same impetus behind the movie George Lucas produced,  Radioland Murders, from 1994. The hectic world of on the air broadcasting creates a dynamic, vivid environment that pays homage to an earlier, fun time and which allows actors to ham it up. Lucas was probably also inspired by the 1940s films set in the world of radio, such as the Red Skelton “Whistler” series. When you are a kid, those movies seem like perfect films, blending horror and comedy and suspense, like  Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein. It’s the same original honorific impulse behind  Star Wars.

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In the end, though,  Radioland Murders, credited to writers Willard Huyck and Gloria Katz and Jeff Reno and Ron Osborn, from a story by Lucas, and directed by Mel Smith, a comic actor and writer who has directed six movies so far, is no  Star Wars. I’m tempted to say that it is Lucas’s  Hudson Hawk, but he already has one in  Howard the Duck.

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The whole spirit of  Radioland Murders is based on frenzy and fast talk, except that here the talk isn’t funny. Its premise is a distant relative of that joke in Spielberg’s  1941 when the sailors on the sub complain about the cumbersome size of non-transistor radios. The trick here is that the secret killer behind the spree is an inventor of television. The only time I laughed during any moment in the film’s 112 minutes was when the police detective (Michael Lerner) found he had to pull his officers away from the hypnotizing effect of the tube, which is only showing the famous Native American splash screen.

The film has an all – star cast, filled mostly with people who are still around and still widely viewed as “funny,” from Brian Benben as the harried head writer of the radio network, WBN, making its debut one night in1939, and Jeffrey Tambor as a director who is also the first victim. In between are Mary Stuart Masterson as Benben’s wife (who makes a surprisingly effective ’30s type star in the Jennifer Jason Leigh manner; she and Benben are supposed to be Curt Henderson’s parents from  American Graffiti, set 23 years later), Ned Beatty as the network owner, George Burns as a comic (it’s his last film), Brion James, Michael McKean as a faux Spike Jones, Stephen Tobolowsky, Christopher Lloyd  as the sound effects guy, Larry Miller, Corbin Bernsen as an announcer, Rosemary Clooney, Bobcat Goldthwait as one of the network’s many unpaid writers, Dylan Baker as a cop, Candy Clark and Bo Hopkins reunited again after  American Graffiti, Robert Klein, Harvey Korman, Joey Lawrence, and Peter MacNicol. It’s not that there are too many of them, but that when they are there what they have to do isn’t funny. The blend of death and humor isn’t easy here as it is in the film’s inspirations, especially in scenes such as the one where Larry Miller is crushed bloodily between giant gears. And this is a show that so doesn’t understand radio that one of the talents performing on its opening night is a dance act.

The disc for  Radioland Murders  is as bare bones as a disc gets that doesn’t just start with the movie and have no menu, like a David Lynch disc. You can’t chose your chapter breaks (for the record there are 18 chapters) but it does have the trailer and the “option” of English track and / or subtitles. One peculiarity of the film, or at least this transfer, is that it does not bear a title. There is no title at the beginning, and none in the end credits. Curious.

August 31, 2006

The Fred Hembeck Show: Episode 70 – Whither Emmy?

Filed under: The Fred Hembeck Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:13 pm

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Where WAS she?

Where was Ellen Burstyn the other night during the Emmy Awards ceremonies? Unlike a majority of that evening’s nominees, she wasn’t in the audience, carefully preparing a spontaneous speech in her head in case she won, the way many of her peers undoubtedly were. No, the Oscar winning actress wasn’t anywhere to be found.

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Gee, are we to assume Ellen WASN’T burstin’ with pride over scoring a nomination for a 14 second appearance in HBO’s Mrs Harris telefilm? That move–long and loudly ridiculed by many, including host Conan O’Brien (the only reason I tuned into a show I generally skip, by the way)–nonetheless stubbornly wasn’t rescinded by either the Emmy bigwigs nor graciously refused by the otherwise silent Ms. Burstyn herself, but I think there’s a bigger question here than an incompetent nominating process.

Such as, who exactly hires an Academy Award winning actress for their high profile project and then provides her with all of a scant 38 words to deliver? Huh? Who does something that screwy anyway?

The two leads–Annette Bening and Ben Kingsley–each own one of those golden little statues themselves, as chance might have it. Gee, ya don’t think that, maybe at the last minute, they got cold feet, afraid that one too many similarly honored thespians on set would somehow drain the spotlight from them, do ya?

“Hey, cut down Burstyn’s part, willya? Don’t even give her character a name–just tell her to use a funny accent. Keep the focus on us two–THAT’LL sure help our Emmy chances!”

Well, of course it didn’t.

And yeah, it woulda been one thing if Burstyn had herself an unannounced cameo, or was given the old “Special Appearance By” billing, but it’s my understanding (hey, I didn’t actually SEE the movie, although thanks to the cheeky Emmy broadcast Producers, I DID view most of the nominated performance–that sure was 14 transcendent seconds, lemme tell ya!…) that the cast list just rolled out alphabetically, with Ms. Burstyn’s role seemingly given the same amount of weight as performers who actually had to spend more time than a coffee break memorizing their lines! So, blame the Emmys if you must, but just remember–some genius hired this women, paid her good money, and THEN decided, y’know, 14 seconds is pretty much all we’re gonna need of HER!

And while I’m righteously whining about the awards, two more complaints:

How is it that My Name Is Earl didn’t manage to grab itself a slot in the final five selections of the Best Comedy category, but then when it came to naming Best Achievement in Comedy Writing and Best Achievement Comedy Directing, BOTH awards went to the pilot episode of Earl? What–was it all downhill after the series premiere, with the likes of Two and A Half Men easily outscoring it on the yock meter? (Look, I’ll confess to never having seen the latter, and to thoroughly enjoying the former, but it just makes no sense the way things played out in those three categories. I DO believe that, perhaps by blind luck alone, the funniest comedy–at least to MY taste–The Office, won. But Earl should’ve gotten a nomination nod, especially if the show’s writing and directing were seemingly held in such high esteem… )

Then there’s Desperate Housewives. A big winner last year, and a show I faithfully watch (hey, it all started with me because of Teri Hatcher, and things just developed from there), its sophomore season was almost entirely frozen out of ceremony. Now, I’m not amongst those who felt the quality dropped as precipitously as a lot of folk, though admittedly, the plot lines weren’t as well constructed as they were during the program’s debut season. And while I’ll always have a problem with shows like this one, Ally McBeal (which I’ve never watched), and Gilmore Girls (which I enjoy immensely) being measured up right alongside half hour sitcoms, I can begrudgingly understand it, considering the amount of effective comedic moments given to each of the lead actresses. But if there was one character who clearly WASN’T funny last season, it was new neighbor Alfre Woodward.

So who do you think gets nominated for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy? Uh huh–the women who spent most of the year hiding her mentally challenged son chained in the basement, believing him (wrongly, as it turns out) responsible for a young woman’s death back in the town where they last lived! Sounds like a regular laugh riot, huh? Believe me, if anything, THAT was the plot primarily responsible for dragging the show down during its second season–so what do the Emmy Einsteins decide to do?

Yup–foist a nomination on the actress who embodied that downer storyline! (Nothing against Ms. Woodward herself, mind you, just the wrongheaded decision-making that gave her this unmerited salute. Her acting may’ve been swell, but trust me, she WASN’T funny–simply because the part wasn’t WRITTEN funny! No wacky antics in THAT cellar, I’m afraid! But considering Ms. Woodward was also nominated for her work in another movie or miniseries–my apologies, but the details are starting to blend together–apparently, she’s a reliably talented actress who’s also an Emmy favorite. Anyway, I’ve gotta give her SOME credit–she certainly had to work a heckuva lot harder than Ellen Burstyn did for the privilege of remaining comfortably in her seat not once, but twice, on Emmy evening!…)

Look, like I said, I only watched because Conan was hosting. If they had let–oh, I don’t know?–Tony Danza host, I probably wouldn’t be moaning about any of this now.

Except, of course, just HOW could they possibly they let Tony Danza host anyway?…

Speaking of which–check out Tony Danza.com! You might be surprised…

–Copyright 2006 Fred Hembeck

Music For The Masses: August 31st, 2006

Filed under: Music for the Masses — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:59 pm

 

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Hola, mi amigos! Que Pasa?  It is I, M.C., fresh from vacationing in Southern California or, if you prefer, Northern Mexico.  I gotta tell you, friends, I had an ABSOLUTE blast, although, I will fully admit that I was more than a tad disappointed to find out that Walt’s version of a Fantasyland didn’t include a “Drunken Stewardess” ride, a Carmen Electra ride or even a “Butterfly” fuck swing.  And get this, in Disneyland, “ATM” apparently means a machine that dispenses money.  Who knew?  Oh well, to each their own I guess.  By the way. . .Walt?  I think it might be time for you to call out an exterminator because it appears that you have one hell of a rat infestation.  Seriously, those little sons-a-bitches were EVERYWHERE and, from the looks of things, some of them may be rabid. . .
  

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Hey. . .how about a big round of applause for Double A who, as he would say, “be all fillin’ in n’ shit” while I was away?  Not too shabby what with the “rocking it old school,” huh?  I’ll tell you, friends, I’m so damn proud of him.  It’s kinda like I’m the Brittany to his K-Fed.  Wow, that’s creepy.  I just realized that comparison really hits the mark because much like K-Fed, Double A can’t rap for shit and, much like Brittany, I appear to giving birth to a baby elephant.  Seriously. . .I’ll even show you the trunk.
 

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Wait a minute. . .considering that I’ve never left you kids with a baby-sitter and before we get much further, maybe I should ask you some questions.  So, ahh, did Double A do anything. . .umm, weird while I was gone?  He didn’t do anything to make you uncomfortable, did he?  Force you to play “Hide The Thumb?”Â  How about “Catholic Confessional with Father Finger?”Â  “The Pants-less Ventriloquist?”Â  Anything like that?  I tell you what, I know you may be uncomfortable talking about all this, so how about you just show me on the dolly where he touched you. . .
 

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Hmmm.  Too shy to talk about your naughty spots, huh?  Well, that’s okay.   Tell you what, if you have a repressed memory bubble to the surface, you let me know and I’ll be all over Double A like eyeliner on Dave Navarro.  I promise you THAT!
 

So, anyway. . .enough about all of that.  We have some new releases to look at this week, namely the ones from the Gin Blossoms and Rose Hill Drive, plus, Double A checks in with a review of the new Outkast effort for the movie Idlewild. Should be interesting this week, especially considering that my Grandpa is checking in with his first ever review on the recent Christina Aguilera disc.  Good stuff.  So, what do you say?  Let’s get to it, shall we??!! 
 

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Album: Major Lodge Victory
Bastard Love Child of: The Byrds and The Replacements
Best for: Cruising down Mill Avenue with Stipp while debating the “musical” merits of Samantha Fox.

 

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Easily, one of the most surreal rock and roll moments I have ever had occurred at a Gin Blossoms concert waaaayyyyy back in 1993 a.d..  I had gone to this cool, little venue outside of Ft. Collins called the Mishawaka Inn to see a band that I had helped to locally promote, Toad the Wet Sprocket.  Ever heard of “˜em?  Great fucking band.  Anyway, opening that night was a group of guys I had never heard of, the Gin Blossoms.  (Editor’s note:  this was about 2 months before “Hey Jealousy” took over the airwaves, the charts and MTV. . .yes, back when they played videos). 
 

There I was, before the show, taking a piss, same as I usually do after drinking 8 to 10 beers in rapid succession, when this long, blonde-haired, slightly effeminate-looking guy saunters up and stands RIGHT next to me.  He could have chosen any number of open and spacious slots, but, for whatever reason, he chose to throw down next to me.  Granted, he might not have had a choice as earlier that night, I’d thrown on a little Obsession®.
 
 

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So there we were, the three of us. . .me, the blonde guy and some dude in a stall who, from the sounds of things, was making balloon animals.  Obviously, the forced and unnecessary proximity had me more than a little “creeped” out, but again, I WAS wearing Obsession® so I let it slide.  But then, this blonde-haired dude did TWO, yes, TWO things that a dude NEVER does in a dude’s restroom (THREE, technically, if you count standing right next to someone in non-crowded shitter).  First, the guy turns to me and says, “Damn, that water’s cold!” and he shoots me a grin.  Seriously!  He fucking talked to me!  While I was pissing!  Like we were just “hangin’ around” with nothing better to do.  I was completely dumbfounded and disoriented, but before I could stop myself,  I fired back, “Yeah. . .and it’s deep, too.”Â  Good lord, if I’d had a free hand at that moment, I would’ve slapped myself in the forehead.
 

Then, perhaps emboldened by his urinary-centric male bonding efforts, the guy cocks his head (no pun intended), leans in a bit and sneaks a peak at my junk.  I shit you not.  Maybe he was seeing if my comment was true.  Maybe he was calculating potential fit.  I honestly didn’t know, nor did I care.  I was outta there.  Usually one to luxuriate a bit during “the shake,” I instead quickly zipped and bolted back to my friends who were camped out in front of the stage.  Hell, I didn’t even stop to wash my hands or fluff and primp the mullet.
 

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Long story longer, after regaling my friends with the tale of a men’s room encounter gone horribly awry and enduring a solid, twenty minutes of “did he need a microscope” jokes, the opening band, the Gin Blossoms, bounded on stage, grabbed their instruments and ripped into their first number.   Being right next to the stage, I actually had to crane my neck to see the band and, as I did so, I looked right up into the face of the Peek-a-boo Pisser.  The guy from the restroom turned out to be the band’s rhythm guitarist and, as I was motioning to my buddy’s that THAT was the guy, the guitarist looked down, gave me the “nod,” smiled and winked.  Apparently, I’d made an impression.
 

Of course, it’s been a long time now since I’ve heard from this friend, whose name is actually Scotty Johnson.  In fact, it’s been almost 10 years since anyone’s heard from the Gin Blossoms.  But after a small, yet successful smattering of live “reunion” shows to support their recent Greatest Hit’s compilation, the band (singer Robin Wilson, lead guitarist Jesse Valenzuela and bassist Bill Leen) hit the studio to record some new material.  The result is Major Lodge Victory, a hook-heavy new release that goes a long way in recapturing the band’s “heyday sound.”Â Â  No, this is not an album that attempts to re-define rock’n’roll, but rather a worthy attempt to recapture the pre-grunge explosion, pop-rock popularity that the Blossoms once enjoyed.  And in that, they are extremely successful.  All of the songs here are solid, but the standouts for me are the first single, “Learning the Hard Way,” the vocal showcase of “Someday Soon” and one of the catchiest songs I’ve heard in awhile, “Let’s Play Two.”Â  Good, solid, vintage Gin Blossoms through and through.
 

This is a great new album from a band that I’ve sorely missed.  Sure, their guitarist is solely responsible for turning me into a stall-pisser and I haven’t worn Obsession® since, but if that’s the price for having them back. . .so be it.
 

Rating:  4 out of 5
 

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Album: Rose Hill Drive
Bastard Love Child of: The Led Zeppelin and Triumph (the band, not the insult comic dog)
Best for: Proving that the Denver music scene actually has something “meaty” to offer.

I’ll be the first to admit that Denver (et al) is hardly a “musical hot spot” here in the U.S., ESPECIALLY when you compare it to places like L.A., Chicago, New York, Nashville or, umm. . .Dubuque.  I mean, sure, we gave the world The Foggy Mountain Fuckers, Lying Bitch and the Restraining Orders and, of course, The Fray, who single-handedly caused the automobile-related instances of dry-humping, crazed fingerings and awkward oral in the teenage population to sky-rocket, but otherwise, we haven’t had a whole lot to offer the world, musically speaking.  Until now.
 

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Starting a few years back, there was a buzz around town centered on a hot, new power trio that was tearing up bars in and around their hometown of Boulder, Colorado.  Named after the street where they grew up, Rose Hill Drive, featuring brothers Daniel (19) and Jake (21) Sproul on lead guitar and bass, respectively, and childhood bud, Nate Barnes (21), behind the kit, had quickly managed to become the “must-see” band in the Denver area.  So see them I did.  Twice.  And let me tell you, friends. . .holy shit.   I still get chills (and there multiplyin’. . .it’s electrifyin’!) thinking back to the first time I saw these boys play.  Think:  the intensity of live Zeppelin with the virtuoso performances of Rush. . .heady comparisons, I know, especially invoking the names of two of my all-time favorite bands, but I’m not joking.  I hadn’t seen anything like it in quite some time.  
 

Needless to say, I have been anxiously awaiting the release of this groups self-titled, debut album for some time now.  And, after giving it a few, initial run-throughs, I gotta say. . .I’m a bit disappointed.  Wait, wait. . .NOT in the way that you might think.  This new disc is packed with an amazing array of songs that alternate between pure, driving, riff-laden rock anthems to bluesy, pure-toned ballads.  Numerous songs on this disc, namely the album opener, “Showdown,” with it’s in-your-face guitar riff and the driving, “Raise Your Hands,” have an immediate and classic feel that will make you fully understand the Zeppelin reference above.  On the contrary, this disc has shown a melodic sensibility and musical craftsmanship that I wouldn’t have expected from these “kids.”
 
 

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And there in lies the rub.  You see, as good as this disc is, (oh, and it IS good, nay, great) it does ZERO justice to the insane and blistering live shows that these guys put on.  THAT is a crying shame.  Sure, it’s hard to capture the type of energy that these guys put out on stage in a studio setting, but I’m betting that a more raw, less polished production would have served these guys better on this outing.  Yes, I’m a nit-picky little bitch.  Whatever.  Luckily, with the recent resurgence of the classic rock sound and the success of bands like Wolfmother, Rose Hill Drive is destined for stardom and will undoubtedly have ample time to experiment with this notion next time out.  Seriously, folks, I highly recommend this disc, but understand this. . .it pales in comparison to their live shows
 

Rating:  5 out of 5
 

AND NOW A WORD FROM DOUBLE A. . .

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You know, I’ve never really jumped on the whole Outkast bandwagon.  Sure I enjoyed a few of their songs, but really, they’ve always been pretty boring to me.  There certainly hasn’t been enough on an Outkast album to make me run out and actually buy one.  So at this point you may be asking yourself why did I pick up the groups latest album ?  That is a question that only my therapist can answer, because I really don’t know.  It may have something to do with the fact that I have an irrational fear of wooden spoons and spandex.  I honestly cannot say.  There were other albums that have come out recently that I could have opted for, but no, I chose to get an album from a group that I’m not really into.  Go figure.  

I’ve seen the previews for the movie Idlewild and it looks pretty good, but to call this album the soundtrack to the film is not quite right.  Sure the songs from the movie are on the disc but there are other normal songs on the album as well.  I guess you could call it a companion album, much like Tom Cruise and Katie Holms are “companions.”Â  Sure they look pretty standing next to each other, but really, they just don’t belong together. 
 
 

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The strange thing about this album is that the soundtrack songs are the best songs on the disc.  Seeing as the movie takes place in the 1920s, all the songs have a great jazzy feel to them.  The tempos are fast paced and the lyrics flow really well.  The best song on the album is “PJ and Rooster.”Â  With piano and trumpet backing up Andre 3000’s unique vocal styling, this song just flat out kicks.  Of course the song probably makes a bit more sense when the context of the movie is known, but one doesn’t need to know the movie to dig the song.
 

On the flip side, the normal raps fall a little short to the soundtrack songs.  They are not bad, but they are nothing special either.  Take for example the song “Hollywood Divorce.”Â  Featuring guest appearances by Lil’ Wayne and Snoop Dog, the song just never gets going.  In fact, listening to it actually sounds like three different songs all mashed together.  With the two guests and Andre 3000 all going in completely different directions, the song just seems to stumble through its 5:23 running time.  The track “Morris Brown” is the best of the “normal” songs.  Sounding like a cross between the regular raps and the soundtrack songs, it has a nice funky beat with some clever lyrics. 
 

Many people are saying that this is going to be the last Outkast album, as Andre 3000 and his partner Big Boi have actually not really worked together in making the last two albums.  If they go their separate ways?  Eh, no biggie.  I think I could continue to live.  Oh and on the back of the album, there’s a picture of a rooster on a microphone.  I’m assuming that this means Outkast likes to rub their penis’ on microphones, but that is only conjecture on my part.

Rating:  3 out of 5

REVIEWS. . .

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Christina Aguilera
Back To Basics

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My goodness she’s a pretty one. Reminds me of a young Linda Treverse. It’s awful nice of her to put such a pretty picture of herself on the cover like this. Heck, if I were a younger man I’d pin this here photo up over my work table. No bother doing it now ““ seeing as how my parts don’t work. Haven’t since Korea.  I hear there is medicine for that now, but I take enough medicine.  Most of it for the gout.

I use to have a picture of Rita Hayworth over my desk and I would stare at that thing for hours. Boy howdy.  In fact, I’ll tell you right here, boy. . .sometimes, I’d picture Rita there, when I was with your grandmother.  You see, it helped get me over them gawd-awful child-bearing hips and that gal-darn hairy chin. Looked like Burl Ives or some such nonsense.  You know?  That image was the sole thing that kept my marriage together and the reason you’re here today.  Nope, my wife, your gran-mammy never looked half as good as Rita”¦ or this Christina Augl”¦aga”¦lera. What’s that?  Hell, with a name like that she must be a Spaniard. I remember, back in WWII, meeting a girl named Christina while I was fightin’ in Spain. I wonder if she’s a relation.  Hmmm. 

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I don’t know much about much, but the music on this contraption sounds like a cat in heat”¦ all “rrrrrr, rrrrr”. . .with drums.  Like the one time that tractor trailer ran through our cabbage field in early May, Aught 8.  I always liked watching the Wheel of Fortune, but I just turned my hearing aids off and stopped listening to this. . .this cat diddlin’.  After a spell, I just sat there starring at the picture. That girl, I’ll tell you what. If Eisenhower was still alive he’d show her a good time, tell you THAT right now.  And you can take THAT to the bank there, mister. 

Well, there you have it friends.  That’s going to do it for me and the gang this week, so, until next time, keep wearing it proud and playing it loud!
 

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Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review, Eric Rohmer’s Six Moral Tales

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If only poor old (really old) Eric Rohmer hadn’t called his set of six films “moral tales.” Made “out of order” between 1963 and 1972 and based on stories that Rohmer wrote some 10 or more years earlier, some of the Moral Tales are feature length and some of them shorts, some of them in color and some – necessarily  – black and white, but there is a consistency to the set, as each film deals, according to the director, with a man who, though destined for one woman, is temporarily sidetrack, for the length of the movie, by another. 

Call them Six Romantic Tales, or Six Paradoxical Tales, or just plain Six Tales. Had Rohmer done so, he would have staved off decades of critical machinations over the “morality” of the films, and spared himself a lot of  tsuris having to explain and re-explain himself.  When he came to his next collectively named sets, he did just that, calling one of them “Tales of the Four Seasons” and the other “Comedies et Proverbs” – all vague enough to allow the director some liturgical leeway and stolid enough to give a sense of finality to the critical compass.

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You can see what he got himself into on the new, fabulous Criterion set of the Six Moral Tales. On the disc for  The Bakery Girl of Monceau in the set, Criterion includes “Moral Tales, Filmic Issues,” an 80 minute conversation or interview between Rohmer and the films’ producer, Barbet Schroeder, who is of course an internationally known director in his own right. When they get to the title, once again Rohmer ties himself in verbal knots trying to explain it. The confusion may be the difference between the languages. French speakers might well know exactly what is meant by “moral tales,” but English speakers bring different connotations to the phrase. But on the disc for  La Collectionneuse Rohmer is interrogated for an hour by two French Canadian TV critics about his life and career and yet again, the intricacies of the title demand explanation. It didn’t help that the most famous of the batch, My Night at Maud’s, featured lengthy digressions on the meaning of Pascal and had a guy wrestle with casually sleeping with a gay divorcee.

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If My Night at Maud’s and Claire’s Knee are the most well known of the Rohmer tales, the early shorts that form the first two parts of the series are the least well know, by anybody, and it is a joy to have them so readily available, with all the others. In fact it is interesting to ponder these two shorts has bearing in miniature the concerns of the later, more complex films. It becomes clear that Rohmer does not necessarily sympathize with or admire his male protagonists, and that one of the key hurdles the viewer has to get past is the disparity between what characters say about themselves, even in voice over, and what the movie reveals about them. The Bakery Girl of Monceau is the first and the shortest of the films, and concerns a man (Barbet Schroeder) who juggles a girl named Sylvie (Michele Giardon) and a baker’s assistant, Jacqueline (Claudine Soubrier), later cruelly dumping the lower class girl. The film sets the tone – yes, the moral tone – for the films to follow. The 23-minute Bakery Girl was completed in 1963 and so was the hour long Suzanne’s Career, which tells of Bertrand (Philippe Beuzen), the less romantically successful friend of rake Guillaume (Christian Charriere), and who almost dates Guillaum’s ex-girlfriend Suzanne (Catherine See), but indecision prevails.

 

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As in a Neil LaBute film, both men are horrible, the weakling and the strong one. Thus we are prepped for fully understanding the character of Adrien (Patrick Bachau), the preening art dealer in the fourth film of the series, and another lesser known one,  La Collectionneuse, who takes a vacation from his girlfriend to stay with an artist pal Daniel (Daniel Pommereulle) borrowing a villa in southern Mediterranean France. Also staying in the house is  Haydee (Haydee Politoff), a carefree girl who has a more solid moral center than either of the two men, as shown by the cruel way that Adrien tempts, taunts, and uses her. Seeing it in the context of all the later films, plus the first two shorts, its meaning is clear and the story is rather hard to take, but only because it is so uncompromising.

My Night at Maud’s, Claire’s Knee, and Love in the Afternoon are too well know to benefit from my regurgitations here. Suffice it to say that it was a pleasure to reacquaint myself with them.

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The Bakery Girl of Monceau comes in full frame (1.33:1 OAR) with French DD 1.0 track and optional English subtitles. As with all the films in the set, this is windowboxed. Also on the disc is Rohmer’s 10 minute film  Presentation, or Charlotte and her Steak, starring  Jean-Luc Godard and Anna Karina, and “Moral Tales, Filmic Issues.”  Suzanne’s Career is a full frame presentation (1.33:1 OAR) with French DD 1.0 track and optional English subtitles, plus Rohmer’s short film  Nadja in Paris.  My Night at Maud’s is in full frame (1.33:1 OAR) with French DD 1.0 and optional English subtitles. Supplements include On Pascal, a film Rohmer made of a conversation between authors and philosophers Brice Parain and Dominique Dubarle (22 minutes), and an episode of  Telecinema, which interviews critic Jean Douchet, star Trintignant, and producer Pierre Cottrel (14 minutes), plus the theatrical trailer. The full frame (1.33:1 OAR) transfer of  La Collectionneuse is gorgeous, and it has French DD 1.0 track and optional English subtitles, plus the short documentary Rohmer directed called  A Modern Coed  (13 minutes), which anticipates his later Tales of the Four Seasons, an episode of  Parlons Cinema, a 1977 interview with Rohmer, and the theatrical trailer. Claire’s Knee comes in full frame (1.33:1 OAR) with French DD 1.0 track and optional English subtitles, plus Rohmer’s 1999 short film  The Curve, and an excerpt from the French television program  Le journal du cinema, with interviews with stars Jean-Claude Brialy, Beatrice Romand, and Laurence de Monahagan. Finally,  Love in the Afternoon is once again in a full frame transfer (1.33:1 OAR) with French DD 1.0 audio with optional English subtitles, plus Rohmer’s 1958 short  Veronique and her Dunce, and the theatrical trailer.  Finally, there is an “Afterword by Neil LaBute” (12 minutes), and it becomes clear that Mamet is less of an influence on LaBute in his own cruel portraits of soulless moderns than Rohmer is (though Polanski might be another one).

All the discs come in digipaks and are accompanied by the a book of the short stories on which the films are based, and a 60 page booklet with cast and crew, chapter titles,  transfer info, still, and essays by and about Rohmer, including Molly Haskell and  Film Comment elites such as Kent Jones and Philip Lopate.

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Eric Rohmer’s Six Moral Tales hit the street on August 15th, and retails for $99.95. The whole box is No. 342, with the individual films bearing numbers 343 through 348. It is to be hoped that the release of these older films will create an appetite for more recent Rohmer, the last five or six of his films having found no purchase on the American market.

 

August 30, 2006

Brat-halla #143: Norse Force – Advancing Fast

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by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

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Brat-halla #143: Norse Force - Advancing Fast

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August 29, 2006

Toy Box: The Evil Monkey

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I love Family Guy.  Now, I realize that it’s a show that you either love or hate – there’s no middle ground.  Either you like the style of humor, the use of Manatee jokes, and the often rambling (or non-existant) plots, or you despise them with ever fiber of your very being. 

Mezco has been doing a bang up job on their action figures based on the show.  We’ve gotten some terrific original characters, including Herbert, who I recently reviewed right here at Quick Stop.  And they’ve done some much appreciated variants, boxed sets, and even large scale figures.

For this year’s San Diego Comic Con, Mezco did an exclusive large scale figure.  Standing 12″ tall, the Evil Monkey from Chris’ closet can now threaten you with his evil gesture!  And in this scale, he’s actually pretty close to reality, if you consider a cartoon monkey some form of reality.

If you have any questions, drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com, or swing by my site, Michael’s Review of the Week, for more toy review goodness.

The Evil Monkey!

 

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Packaging – ***
Since he’s so big, you’d expect a big box, and that’s what you get.  It’s also a fairly plain white box, with simple black outlined graphics and text.  It does the job though, keeping him safely cradled inside.  It also points out the critical highlights, such as his exclusivity, size and flocking.  This isn’t a ‘display it on the shelf’ sort of box, but gets job number one done.

 

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Sculpting – ***1/2
Cartoon based sculpts are never as easy as people think.  Translating a two dimensional character to three is tough enough, but the appearance of animated characters (particularly proportion and scale) can vary from scene to scene, and especially episode to episode.

 

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That being said, Mezco has done a very good job with this translation.  The body, limbs and proportions are all excellent, and the expression matches the source material perfectly.  If I have one nit to pick, it’s in the size of the mouth around the teeth.  Generally on the show – but not always – the upper part of the mouth and lips are larger then they are here, rising above his teeth more.  Here, the entire mouth around the teeth is pretty much the same size, with little difference between the upper section and the lower jaw.  It’s not a huge problem, and depends on your angle as well.

Paint – ***1/2
One of the coolest features of this guy is his flocking.  It cuts down on actual paint of course, but looks much, much better than all that open expanse of plain brown paint would have.  It’s also done extremely well, with a very even coating and almost no signs of rubbing or damage.  The joints at the hips, neck and tail are also engineered in such a way that none of the flocking rubbed off during the few weeks I’ve been goofing around with him.

 

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If it were merely the flocking I was grading him on here, he’d be a four star figure.  Unfortunately, there are some issues with the paint on the face.  The eyes are great, with clean lines and even pupils.  I have him sitting about three feet above my head at work, pointing down at me, and his stare is drilling into the back of my head.

But the only major issue is in the teeth, where the bright white slops over onto the upper and lower lip in a number of places.  Since the teeth are recessed back from the lips, it’s not super obvious in photos, but in person it’s pretty clear. 

 Articulation – ***
For a rotocast figure, and a cartoon design at that, he’s pretty well articulated.  He has a ball jointed neck (yay!), and ball jointed shoulders, which work quite well and have a nice range of movement.  He also has cut wrists and ankles, so you can turn the hands or reposition the feet.  And finally, his tail has not one, not two, but three cut joints, allowing you to position it in a myriad number of ways.

 

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Accessories – Bupkis
Nope, nada, zippo.  Not sure there was anything actually important, although we have seen him kicking back and enjoying some Foghat and a little doob on the show.  I suspect that might have been pushing it though.

Fun Factor – ***1/2
Kids love monkeys.  Okay, so most will have no idea who he is unless they watch the show, and come to think of it, his expression may scar them for life.  God knows, it hasn’t been good for Chris.  So maybe he’s best suited to the adult crowd.  But even they’ll find him real ‘fun’, and not just a display piece.  Folks at work will get no end of humor out of seeing him in your cube, although he might end up in some poses you hadn’t expected while your at lunch.  Ah, those crazy co-workers.

 

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Value – **1/2
He’s a convention exclusive.  He’s huge.  He’s flocked.  He’s licensed.  And I doubt they made very many.  I was originally going to give him a half star less in this category…but then I got to thinking.  Hey, I gave that I.W.G. Sasquatch two stars here, and he was about the same price – non-licensed, much smaller, and less articulated.  That doesn’t seem quite fair…

After more consideration, the $45 price tag did seem about average for a rotocast figure of this scale and quality, particularly with the exceptional flocking.  That stuff ain’t cheap by any means.

 

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Things to Watch Out For –
The monkey came packed with some protective foam around the inside of the shoulder and neck joints.  This is there to protect the flocking during shipment.  After it was removed, and I played around with the joints for awhile, I didn’t notice any flocking getting rubbed off, unlike the recent I.W.G. Sasquatch I reviewed, but I’d still be careful when using those three joints.

Overall – ***1/2
When I usually sit down to write a review, I have an overall score already in my head.  I then break the figure down into it’s components, looking at each area individually.  And then I come back to my overall, taking into consideration the various weights of each category, and that seperate undefinable ‘it’ factor.

When I started this review, I had three stars in my head.  But by the time I got done looking over the figure again, playing around with it, and having it in my office for awhile, that score climbed to ***1/2.  This is a damn cool figure, and is probably the most sensible of all the large scale cartoon figures Mezco has done so far, since it approximates real size in your own environment.  The price point seemed a tad high at first, until I started considering some of the other SDCC exclusives and their cost, and similarly flocked figures.  In the end, I’m really glad I picked him up, and he’s quickly becoming one of my favorite exclusives from this year’s show. 

Where to Buy –
Obviously, the Con was your best choice.  But Mezco Direct, Mezco’s own online store, should have some available soon.  You can put in a pre-order there now, and they cost $45 plus shipping.

 

August 28, 2006

Widge Goes Off #10: The W Stands for Danger!

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widgepic.jpgWelcome back. Please don’t sneak up on me like that again.

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Spook’d #92: Extreme Lair Makeover – Making Plans

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by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

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August 26, 2006

Game On! 8-26-2006

Filed under: Game On! — admin @ 5:30 pm

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Well, here we are. Yet another week, and yet another stack of games. How do I do it? Well, I’ll share my secret. I can’t have a social life, or a girlfriend. Or a job.

Someone should tell my friends, my girlfriend and my boss where I am. They might miss me. On with the reviews.

FLAT

flatout2.jpgOnce again we go with a highly apropos title for a review this week with our look at FLATOUT 2 for the PS2 and Xbox. The sequel to last year’s surprise it racing game has more of the same, and thankfully includes a good bit of polish, but eventually ends up just as our title suggests.

This time around, the cars are less toward junkers and more towards classics and muscle car types. They’re still all generic, but they at least look a little less”¦well, redneck. As it stands, last year’s title was essentially that; a redneck version of BURNOUT, full of crashes and chaos, but rather than focusing solely on the wrecks, it’s emphasis was on what happens AFTER you wreck, the debris littering the tracks, and eventually, the ejection of your driver after a most heinous crash.

And while that’s the point, it’s also the game’s biggest hindrance. The debris tends to get TOO MUCH in the way”¦which, yes, is part of the challenge, but it also just really drags down the racing. The fact that the cars all handle rather “floaty” also helps to drag the control down pretty far, weather avoiding the detritus or not. Admittedly, the rag doll physics of your ejected driver are still the most fun of the race, and thankfully, there’s been an added destruction derby to showcase this.

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Still, the best showcase for this feature, are the aptly titled Rag Doll mini games. This time, all 12 of the mini games are unlocked form the start and you can choose from new games such as bowling, baseball, as well as the standard high jump and distance trackers (though they all have new obstacles on the tracks for added difficulty). Once again, as with last year’s game, these games are actually more fun than the races and career mode themselves, and most gamers will spend most of their time trying to beat their own best scores.

So, what the player is left with is a few moderate races, will a smattering of fun ways to throw a person out of the windshield of a car with a rocket strapped to the back of it. Not a bad way to spend a weekend, but maybe not worth your $40.

One Gamer’s Opinion:
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WHAT MAKES THIS ONE “SUPER”?

superdbz.jpgWell, it’s that time again. Time to review yet another DRAGON BALL Z game. This one, entitled SUPER DRAGON BALL Z, out now for PS2, is a bit of a departure for the series. A departure in that it doesn’t suck nearly as badly as many of the previous titles have, and in that it’s not nearly as much fan service as the previous titles either.

Developed in conjunction with one of the producers of the original STRET FIGHTER II, this title has more in common with those games than any of the DBZ BUDOKAI games. There’s obviously a heavier influence on the actual fighting in this title, and it shows, with familiar moves galore (Goku’s kamehameha is done via Ryu’s fireball motion) and a good deal of combos. Ported from an arcade game in Japan, this title also features the LEAST amount of characters in a DBZ fighter, a total of 18 (beginning with 12 and 6 unlockable through game’s progression).

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That’s not entirely a bad thing, however, as the fighters your are given are customizable (to a certain extent) via the capsules you’ll find around stages and from winning battles. Still, most aren’t balanced that fairly, sadly, with Vegeta and Goku getting the most power anyhow. But, then again, they’re whom everyone wants to play as anyway, so I’m not even sure why they include anymore characters in these games to begin with. Are there any other characters in the games that fans play as? Seriously, I’d like to know”¦

Regardless, it’s not a horrible title. I’ve seen and played worse, and for a game based on a license that, admittedly, has worn out it’s welcome, it’s even had worse in it’s very own catalogue. While it may not be the best the series has seen (or the last) it’s certainly it’s own beast, and finally has something to offer real fighting fans, and not just fans of DBZ. Most SFII folks won’t break a sweat playing, of course, but it’s a step in the right direction.

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FUNERAL DIRGE

I’m about to admit something that is bound to revoke my credit as a legitimate gamer, and probably that will make me lose the respect of those of you who frequent my column (yes, both of you). Before this past week, I have NEVER played a FINAL FANTASY game (other than time with the horribly boring FFXI beta). There, I said it. Let the slings and arrows begin”¦

FFVIIdirge.jpgAlthough, I’ll admit, despite having FINAL FANTASY VII in the title, I don’t think DIRGE OF CERBERUS qualifies as a FF game, at least not in the traditional sense. While it technically is a sequel (taking place just three years after the events in the original FFVII game, and one year after the CG-i movie ADVENT CHILDREN) it’s not an RPG, but rather a first/third person shooter with elements of platforming and RPG thrown in for good measure.

That isn’t to say that the game isn’t fun, nor that it won’t have things that will send FFVII fans into fanboyish glee and twitter. Just about all your favorite characters show up (albeit in brief cameos, other than Cait/Reeve and Yuffie) and the lead character is even fan favorite Vincent Valentine in all his brooding, emo troubled glory.

The game tries to emulate the style of most FPS games, while throwing in a bit of unnecessary jumping, double jumping and melee combat, attempting a sort of VINCENT MAY CRY title. Sadly, when it comes down to it, it’s little more than an arcade shooter. The enemies are all fairly easy (even on hard mode) and by most shooter standards, it doesn’t offer up a lot to fans of that genre.

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That isn’t to say it’s a bad game, just a poorly made one. There’s plenty of fan service here to go around, and the story ties neatly into the events of the previous game and movie. It’s CG cut scenes are simply gorgeous, matching the quality of ADVENT CHILDREN, though there aren’t enough of them, and the game usually opts to showcase the story through in game graphics that, while nice and pretty, aren’t the same quality. The audio quality is also fantastic, and the whole focus of the game (that is, the story) is executed very well.

While the game’s control isn’t all it should be, with targeting being twitchy at best, the customization for the weapons is very well done. Vincent can create a variety of weapons from parts he finds around, and can even outfit them with different types of materia. It may not be the best thing to happen to the series, but at least it’s a diversion from the norm. Still, what’s there is fun, if a bit “same-y” in it’s execution if you’re a fan of shooters.

For a FF game (even one based on FFVII) the story is there enough to keep the fans happy. For shooter fans, the customization is there, but there isn’t much else to challenge them. Find out which group you belong in and buy accordingly.

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Now I’m off to locate my friends and girlfriend to let them know I’m still alive. Work can find out later.

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