FRED Entertainment

May 9, 2008

Trailer Park: Christian Oliver

By Christopher Stipp

The Archives, Right Here

I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

Would you leave the Wachowski’s in charge of your children?

The studios hope you do just that this weekend.

In one of the most visually blended mash-up of what every kid would want to see on the screen, think loud lights and enough flashing yellow, blue and reds that you would swear was done by a DOP who wanted to bring a Grateful Dead LSD experience into full Technicolor, SPEED RACER is bringing a decades old comic property to a whole new generation. And if there’s two guys out there who at least know what it would take to bring a cartoon out of Saturday morning and into more relevance it would be Larry and Andy.

christian8.jpgEven though this marks the brothers’ return to the directorial lens, some would take contention with that and point out V FOR VENDETTA as a possible return to form, it is SPEED RACER which is wholly theirs. One of those who are in the thick with the brothers Wachowski, Christian Oliver, stars as Snake Oiler, a rival racer who has his own eye on winning the Casa Cristo Classic cross-country road rally.

Christian is an international actor who doesn’t limit his experience with just acting jobs in the United States. He has starred in the excellently titled, long running series “Alarm für Cobra 11 – Die Autobahnpolizei” in his German home country and it was that very land which played host to SPEED RACER’s production. Further, Christian will also be seen next year in Bryan Singer’s VALKYRIE. A busy working actor, to be sure, Christian also takes time to spend his talents evenly across multiple disciplines and locations, mixing in his television work in Germany with film work in America with theater work in Chicago.

Good looking to be sure, talented being a given, possessing multi-lingual abilities being a marketable asset, by the time I was given the interview I wanted to be completely jealous of the guy.

I couldn’t be.

By the time you’re done reading the interview you’ll see why Christian is one of those guys who you are just rooting for at the end of the day because he is completely without ego and is very realistic about those things which he has been given. His international credentials make him more than a reliable authority on what it means to be a working actor but it’s really his perspective which has catapulted him to the top of my list of the most entertaining celebrities I’ve talked to this year.

SPEED RACER opens today.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: One of the first questions I have is regarding your role in SPEED RACER. How did that opportunity present itself?

CHRISTIAN OLIVER: ‘Present itself’ sounds so great but I had to really fight for it and go after it. Do an audition, do the casting process like everyone else and at the end of the day I was excited to finally get in the room with the brothers, get to play with them, and that was it. That was the whole casting process and that’s the process that we as actors (I can’t say that people like it) but for me that’s the hardest part and the most unpleasant part. As soon as you have the part it’s all good. You get to play. You have fun and all your insecurities go out the door ““ usually. This was just something I heard of, something I really wanted to be involved in and something I really went for.

christian7.jpgCS: What kind of part are you playing in the movie?

OLIVER: His name is Snake Oiler. And like the name already says, he is a whack job. A fun, fun snake oiler kind of guy who is head of the Hydra-Cell team. In the original cartoon he was the head of the Acrobatic team. So basically, I have my own little crew and want to be the best racer in the world, I think of myself as the best racer in the world and I want to take down anybody who gets in my way. That’s exactly what I do and I do it well.

CS: Tell me this, the trailers came out and it’s a mess of color and action and quick cuts, when you were acting against it ““ I take it there was a lot of green screen – how did you visualize, how did the brothers tell you what they wanted the movie to look like?

OLIVER: I don’t think anyone really knew, the brothers are such geniuses in their own world that nobody could imagine what they were imagining. It was amazing that they kind of already had this digital world created and we did get a peek at some animated stuff but it was way far, far, away from what it would ever look like. When I see it today, I am amazed like anybody else.

I see it as just unreal and very exciting.

We were, like you said, in front of a green screen. My cockpit was all snake wheels, steering wheel of snakes, gear shift ““ it was just the inside of the cockpit ““ I didn’t even know what the car was going to look like because the car wasn’t built. Every driver had a different cockpit. But it was amazing to see already ““ when I realized what an imaginary world it was going to be ““ when I went to costume fitting and put on my costume; it was all snake skin and snake boots and snake buckles and snake tattoos and my hair ““ I literally became like Snake Oiler little by little. It was great to just jump in there and play and have fun with this character.

CS: And that idea ““ this idea that this production was going to be a big summer movie – was every day punctuated with the idea that this was going to be larger than anything you’ve worked on”¦. That it’s supposed to be loud, look loud”¦.did you feel that when you were on the set?

OLIVER: On set I’ve never felt the freedom like I felt before. It’s an amazing cast and I felt that everybody knew they were working on something very special and unique.

Sometimes you go to a job and you just dial it in collect your paycheck and meet some interesting people. This is the opposite. You realize that everybody that was there was there because they want to be a part of something special ““ something unique – something that hasn’t been done before. I think that was the excitement every day at work. And the way the brothers worked with the actors was amazing – so hands on ““ giving me and pushing me to go for it and be over the top and be crazy. I literally felt like I was jumping off a cliff just hoping that somebody was going to catch me. For an actor that’s an amazing freedom but it’s also scary. There was nothing safe. Playing it safe, we actors like to call it ““ we know how to play it safe ““ it’s boring. And this was really exciting because it was just fun. Let’s play ball. It’s what it should be all about.

I would love to work with them again it was exciting to see how enthusiastic they were at work and how well they work together, it was amazing. And then you have Christina Ricci ““ you drive home with her after her day and she’s like, “I think this is the most amazing movie I’ve ever worked on.” And you are like, “Holy shit, this girl ““ ” You look over her resume and how can she say that? You know? So I think for everybody it was really special and unique.

CS: Did you have any preconceptions? I mean, the Wachowski’s are very private ““ they are not out there at all to be studied on a personal, human level. Were you at least intimidated or have any preconceived notions about who they were or what they would be like to work with on set?

OLIVER: To be completely honest, I didn’t know what to expect and I didn’t know what to expect with Speed Racer in my character so I just prepared the hell out of it, you know, did my homework, did all the research and played like this Snake Oiler thing in every possible way you could. And the way it turned out is nothing that I had imagined. So it’s a beauty that it doesn’t matter what my preconceived notions were as long as you are open minded enough to go and be directed and guided ““ it was amazing. And they are amazing to work with.

christian2.jpgLike you said, they are very private. They are very much all about the work. And I love that. I respect that. I think they don’t need to be in the limelight ““ they don’t want to be in the limelight. They are like kids. They want to play. They want to have fun. They want to push the envelope. It’s fun when you get to be a part of that ““ it’s very exciting. And then you want to do whatever you can to bring something to the game. So, it was fun.

CS: It seems that the opportunity really presented itself at the right time. You are going to be in two really big films this year, the second one being VALKYRIE with Tom Cruise. It seems like it is going to be a real banner year, professionally, for you.

OLIVER: Hopefully. All these things present themselves. They all look good on paper, they all look good when you are doing it. The beautiful thing about the movie industry, and the not so beautiful, you have no control. And wherever the waves may take you, they take you. You usually end up on the beach anyway. And it’s about paddling out again and take the next great wave out there – finding the right wave. And now I am very fortunate and happy that I get to ride this wave but I’m sure I’ll be paddling out again trying to find the next one.

(Laughs)

It’s constantly trying to look for other work. I started working with a production company trying to create my own waves so to speak, working with friends that do what these people do with hundreds of million dollar budgets do it in a small, confined independent way. It’s fun. It’s great to do both. I’m very excited about that.

CS: Looking over your resume, you have been doing this for quite a while ““ almost 15 years now as an actor, just working, what has the experience taught you, just from a working point of view, about what it takes to be a working actor?

OLIVER: It’s tough. Like you said, 15 years it sounds like a lifetime and I’m very fortunate in the way I’ve been able to work in different countries. I shot a movie in Ireland over Christmas for the BBC, I shot a TV show in Germany for two years, so it’s great to be able to leave this town as well and come back and not get stuck in a rut. I felt stuck in it from time to time. Just keep on treading water and keep on going forward ““ even if it’s a little tiny step and if someone makes you go five steps back you have to keep fighting for it and keep going and keep going. I’m in waist deep too.

(Laughs)

I love this. I love what I’m doing. I love the business and I love the people that are involved in it. It doesn’t mean all of them ““ there are a lot of egos and a lot of negativity ““ but I’ve been fortunate to work with those few highlights that has showed me it can be amazing even on a level with the George Clooney’s and people that are keeping it real and keeping it fun and keeping it passionate and are in it for the right reasons and I want to be in it for the right reasons. Hopefully just create some more opportunities and inspire others to do the same. It’s a team sport. You can’t fight this by yourself. You have to fight it with everyone around you.

CS: You were obviously born in Germany ““ the movie VALKYRIE ““ were you able to get back to your home country? And were you able to break out some of your native tongue in the movie?

OLIVER: Actually ““ no it was all in English. But the beautiful thing is SPEED RACER was shot in Berlin so I got to spend the whole summer ““ it was back to back ““ it overlapped which was fortunate because I was up for a couple other parts in VALKYRIE and at the end of the day I was just excited to be part of that cast at all. I would do anything and really the casting director had me in mind for some other roles and at the end of the day he invited me to come, while I was shooting SPEED RACER, to come to the set and meet Tom Cruise and Bryan Singer basically I got cast right on the set for a role they still hadn’t cast so I was excited to be a part of that. So, it was amazing that I got to stay another two months in Berlin and really after so many years I was able to combine those two worlds. Big Hollywood blockbusters and my hometown Berlin family, friends, my sister had a baby”¦it was amazing. It was great.

CS: I definitely have to ask about that show you were on for two years in Germany. I’m going to butcher this but I’m going to try and get it right ““ Alarm fur Cobra 11?

OLIVER: Yes.

CS: What a sweet ass show just by name. You’ve got umlauts, you’ve got cobra, you got a prime number in there…

OLIVER: It’s a badass show. It’s really fun. I would do anything to have that kind of show on NBC. It’s still on. It’s the longest running show in Europe in Germany. Over 10 years ““ sold all over the world. It’s like Chips on the Autobahn. It’s two cops chasing bad people ““ drug dealer, pusher anything and I was one of the cops taking them all down.

CS: Really?

OLIVER: It was amazing. It was really fun. A lot of stunts. A lot of explosions. It was like 24.

CS: And you did it for 2 years?

OLIVER: Oh yeah, it was great.

CS: Then did you just cycle out of it, did they write you out of it?

OLIVER: I think I was cast on a Thursday here and I had to be at work in Cologne, Germany on Monday and commit for 2 years. So, to leave LA on that short notice and to leave everything behind ““ it was amazing experience but for me it was always clear that I wanted to come back to LA and wanted to live her and pursue what I was doing here so they replaced me with another guy and he was actually on it before. I actually replaced him. They had one main cop that’s been on there for 10 years and the other guys only last for 2 years before they go on. Yeah, it was perfect. It couldn’t have been better. Literally, I could still be on the show and make some really, really nice money but I would have missed out on the opportunity to work on the Good German and all these movies ““ SPEED RACER. I just want to mix it up. I’m still at the point in my career where I dare to fail gloriously. I want to put myself out there and don’t play it safe yet. If I get on a TV show here I would love to ride that wave as well.

christian5.jpgCS: And certainly it shouldn’t pass without notice that you are a theater buff and I’m very impressed with the kind of credentials and one of my favorite stories, Candide, a brilliant story. I’m utterly fascinated and I want to know how the playwright was able to translate such a big story into a theater length show.

OLIVER: Are you talking about Candide?

CS: Absolutely.

OLIVER: Oh, beautiful. I haven’t spoken about this for years. That was my introduction ““ not really introduction – but I would say my acting bug originates from. That play was done in Frankfurt where I grew up. It was a huge production at the new playhouse in Frankfurt and it was done for students by professionals. Theater professionals. Professional director”¦.. It was done at the main theater in Frankfurt and that was the reason I think I became an actor. It was such a wonderful experience. It was an amazing run, up for a year, and sold out the whole year and I got to play the small Candide, the little Candide ““ literally there were 4 different Candide’s. He grew up during the show. It was his whole lifetime. I got to play 5 other parts. It was great. A lot of people from the theater group went on and become quite well known actors in Germany. The guy that played grown up Candide ““ I followed his career for years and years. He was always an inspiration to me because I started acting with him. So it’s great to have that as a background. Theater is something that I will always go back to. I love it. Your hometown Chicago was probably one of my most surreal and most amazing theatrical experience when I got to be in an opera. The Chicago Opera Theater. Millineum Park, 1500 people and I was shitting in my pants.

(Laughs)

It was with some of the greatest voices in Chicago. It was great.

CS: Did you get to sing in that one?

OLIVER: No, that’s the beauty or I never would have been in an opera.

(Laughs)

Mozart, the abduction from the Seraglio, one of the lead guys, he only speaks. And when you see the opera no one really realizes that he only speaks. After the show people would compliment me on my beautiful voice. People just assume that you sing. But he speaks in these small little amazing scenes. The opera singer loves it when an actor takes those parts because they get to play a little bit as well so it was my first introduction into that world. I had a great time. Just an unbelievable time.

CS: How many times ““ was it just once ““ how long did it run?

OLIVER: No, I was there for the whole season. Three months. It was great. I loved it.

christian6.jpgCS: You have been around ““ it’s obscene how many cities and countries you have been in doing acting. I know a lot of actors just go to LA and just hope to God they can spend their life in LA but you have obviously spread yourself around all over the world and one of my questions is I don’t know if it has played but the BBC mini-series coming up ““

OLIVER: Yes, that’s the one I just shot in Dublin, Ireland.

CS: I would like to know ““ you would be the resident expert in the differences in the way Americans run their productions and people internationally run their productions. Is it pretty same across the board or are the nuances?

OLIVER: Definitely differences. Definitely the best of both worlds and it would be great to have a happy medium. Obviously everybody wants to come here and work here and infatuated with the whole Hollywood scenario. That’s the way it is ““ that’s a fact. So right off the bat, if you come from here people don’t know how to deal with you because they have their pre-conceived notions about Hollywood. With that being said it’s great ““ amazing how taken care of you really are ““ how protected you really are in this country with the unions and stuff. We keep forgetting that. Especially with the strike and then another strike and everyone is freaking out but I’ve seen it and I’ve been on the other side and on a TV show that’s been sold to over 100 countries and I’ve never seen a dime for any of the countries. So it’s great what’s happening here, it’s great being protected, but it’s also limiting because people get to do it cheaper and without the other hassles in the other countries. So I’m essentially a pro American way it’s all done but there is also freedom in Europe that sometimes I wish they had here on productions.

I’m so happy that I’m able to work both worlds and I’m so happy Europe ““ the world ““ China, India ““ all these great movies that we finally get to see over here. And more and more we get to see them. And foreign actors are recognizable here ““ it’s great. The melting of the best of both worlds. It’s very exciting to see that.

CS: How do you choose ““ take for example the BBC series you just shot in Ireland ““ how do you come upon this kind of work? Do you actively look for this or do you have people looking for you?

OLIVER: No, I wish. Tell everybody to look for me.

(Laughs)

Tell them ““ tell them ““ ask that question all over. Unfortunately I am not at that point. I have to go out there and people just think you sit by the phone waiting for it to ring and your agent sends you for auditions. I go after these things. And when I find them, I go after them and really commit. Exactly what happened with the BBC thing. It never would have happened. I was in Germany with SPEED RACER and VALKYRIE and had a lot of time on my hands because of scheduling issues and people were freaking out and decided to call my agent and said I’m going to London and want to meet with agents in London. I want to meet with anyone you can set me up with and meet with. I want to meet with cast directors and be there whenever they want me to be there and pay my flight. So I do that. Just hop on a plane and go for it. I met with the director, the cast director and I auditioned for it. The same thing with the Chicago Opera. I put myself on tape, sent the tape into them, and said I want to play this guy. So it’s things that I find ““ or they find me ““ makes me happy that they find me sometimes. I just did an interesting project for a student film for AFI. I did a graduate film for them ““ short film ““ in Uganda and that’s the same thing. The movie found me. I never would have come up with the idea to go to AFI and ask if you have any great graduate movies this year?

(Laughs)

But it found me in a sense that I heard about this project about the Northern Uganda civil war that’s been going on for the last 20 years ““ about the LRA (Lord’s Resistance Army) and these kids that have been abducted and become child soldiers. There was story that was very close to my heart ““ years ago I went to Uganda to visit and see the country and it struck me that I was so upset and shaken that this thing in the north ““ the horror and can’t always pay attention to all of them ““ but I never understood why nobody paid attention to Uganda and what has gone on for 20 years. Luckily now it’s getting a little bit more under control. The other project, the same thing. It found me. I don’t know. I guess you have to be open in that sense. I’m open to anything. Anything that comes my way I will not close the door and look what’s behind it. You know?

Then I started my own production company and started producing with my friends. Got an HD camera, went up an Aspen mountain, 12,000 feet high in the middle of winter, shot a movie, got very lucky, got invited to Sundance Film Festival, sold it there to First Look. So these are all things I’m just like, you know, keep trying to keep myself creative and not sit by the phone and go crazy.

CS: Just one more question ““ when you are looking for work and it’s something you are willing to go and do, what do you really look for when you weigh whether or not to get into the production?

christian4.jpgOLIVER: For me, personally, I always need to be challenged. In the sense, that if I get to play like ““ I don’t even want to go there ““ but if you put me in a typecast clean machine ““ I can dial it in anytime but make sure you pay me. Other than that I’m looking for something to be challenged.

It doesn’t matter what it pays, who is involved, I want to work with people that are all very passionate about what they are doing and that passion comes for me when I’m putting a foot into territory that I’m not familiar with ““ that I’m not really secure. I get a little insecure, I get scared and I like that. I like to explore ““ you have to. If you don’t take any risks, not just in this business in life I think, where are you going to get all your kicks and thrills? I want to grow as an actor and I want to grow as a person and all these parts and projects have not only done something for my career but also as a human being and I’ve met amazing people.

That’s all that matters.

Going from Steven Soderberg, the Wachowski’s, Bryan Singer, the last two movies were people who have never been behind a camera before ““ never directed anything before. So it doesn’t matter in that sense. I want to feel the heat. I want feel the passion. I want to be a part of it. I want to be challenged.

Weekend Shopping Guide 5/9/08: The Not Too Distant Future

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:35 am

weekendshopping.jpg

The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

While it’s wonderful that – long after the original Image-licensed DVD release of the film went out-of-print – we finally get a new, anamorphic edition of Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.98 SRP), it’s regrettable that Universal couldn’t go the extra step and put the deleted scenes and alternate ending (notably the “Storm Shelter” sequence) onto the disc, along with the EPK interviews. It’s found material, and should have been on there. What the hell, people? This is easy!!!

blankguide.gif

What better way to celebrate Jack “King” Kirby’s 50-year comic book career than with the 50th issue of the massive and magnificent Jack Kirby Collector, Kirby Five-Oh! (Twomorrows, $19.95 SRP). This oversized special issue contains “Kirby’s 50 Best Of Everything”, a star-studded appreciation of just about everything you’d want to celebrate. Grab a copy of this book. Now.

blankguide.gif

This week, I’m dedicating this mention of Avatar Book 3: Fire – Volume 3 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) to Paul Sabourin of the musical duo Paul & Storm, who is a huge fan of the Nickelodeon series. And I mean a HUGE fan. Like, a giddily obsessive fan. Honestly. He’ll probably be all goofy over the audio commentaries featured on the disc.

blankguide.gif

Honestly, it’s through my friendship with the intellectually and artistically intimidating Doc Hammer that I’ve taken an interest in painting – more specifically, the artists behind the paintings. With that in mind, an absolutely fascinating series that I’ve become addicted to is The Private Life Of A Masterpiece (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$99.98 SRP), which examines not only the creation of history’s most revered works of art, but their creators and their post-creation afterlife. The tales are riveting and the series is brilliantly put together. The 7-disc set features 21 profiles, and in honor of Doc, I recommend you start with James McNeill Whistler and the story behind his mother’s portrait.

blankguide.gif

Most Oscar years, I’ve seen maybe one or two of the various animated and live action short subjects that come up for nomination. That’s why the enormously titled A Collection Of 2007 Academy Award Nominated Short Films (Magnolia, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is so great, as they’re all collected in one place (save for the major studio pieces – I’m looking at you, Disney).

blankguide.gif

Does anyone remember that The 4400 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is still around? Much of its already limited thunder was stolen when Heroes came on the scene with an unfortunately similar premise. Well, now that the complete 4th season is on DVD, you can catch up with the neglected show. The 4-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a blooper reel.

blankguide.gif

Certainly the concept of I’m Not There (Genius, Rated R, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is a unique one – namely, the idea of using different actors (and one actress) to portray the various periods of Bob Dylan’s career. With anything that’s episodic – which, by nature, this must be – there are going to be segments (or iterations of Dylan) that are more interesting than others. Cate Blanchett’s turn is most definitely a standout, but so is Heath Ledger’s. Really, at the end of the day, you’ll just have to give it a spin and see what you think. The 2-disc set features an introduction to the film, audio commentary, deleted/alternate/extended scenes, auditions, interviews, featurettes, outtakes, and more.

blankguide.gif

Just imagine the social satire and female empowerment you’d get out of rather graphic tale of a young woman who discovers she has the vagina dentata. Yes, you read that right. That film would be Teeth (Genius, Rated R, DVD-$24.95 SRP), and it sometimes lives up to its potential as social satire, and sometimes just falls flat. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, a behind-the-scenes featurette, a TV spot, and the theatrical trailer.

blankguide.gif

It’s not one of the shows on my must-watch list, but I’m sure that some people will care that the inaugural season of Crossing Jordan (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) is now out, featuring Jill Hennesy as obsessive forensic pathologist Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh. The 5-disc set sports all 23 episodes, including the pilot, plus audio commentaries, interviews, and deleted scenes.

blankguide.gif

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

##

Win MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: THE MOVIE on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:40 am

contestheader.jpg

We’re giving away, in conjunction with Universal, ten (10) copies of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: THE MOVIE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Friday, May 16th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, May 16th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

May 8, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #42: Do You Know The Ice Cream Man?

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:51 pm

snydecast-header.png

snydecast-logo2.png

Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

linesm.gif

KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #42: Do You Know The Ice Cream Man? – Ken & Dana wax on, and on, and on about one of the true lions of the consumer ice cream industry, and find themselves unable to concentrate on anything else, no matter how hard they try.

snydecast42-01.jpg

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
Episode #42 (MP3 format)

[audio:http://traffic.libsyn.com/snydecast/ken_p_d_snyde_cast-42.mp3]

snydecast-album-ad-03.png

SUBSCRIBE
Subscribe to this Podcast via iTunes

Got something to say? E-mail Dana & Ken at the Snydecast mailbag.

line.gif

CLICK HERE FOR THE SNYDECAST ARCHIVES

line.gif

##

May 7, 2008

Cabin Fever #23: Are You There Ken? It’s Me, Brian.

Filed under: Cabin Fever — Tags: , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:32 am

cabinfeverheader.png

cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

linesm.gif

aaron-01.jpgCABIN FEVER #23: Are You There Ken? It’s Me, Brian. – While the boys are waiting for their shiny new recording equipment to arrive they have a chat with Quick Stop Duck-In-Charge Mr. Ken Plume sur la telephone. There’s not much in the way of preparation or content but plenty in the way of innuendo. The Cabin Fever romance continues unabated and also unrequited while Aaron admits his desire to dress-up for the camera. This one is perfect for anyone with a short attention span.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
Episode #23 (MP3 format)

[audio:http://traffic.libsyn.com/cabinfever/cabin_fever_23.mp3]

SUBSCRIBE
Subscribe to this Podcast via iTunes

Got something to say? E-mail Aaron & Brian at the Cabin Fever mailbag.

line.gif

CLICK HERE FOR THE CABIN FEVER ARCHIVES

line.gif

##

Win SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: SEASON 3 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:13 am

contestheader.jpg

We’re giving away, in conjunction with Universal, five (5) copies of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: SEASON 3 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

May 6, 2008

Toy Box: What’s your sign?

Filed under: Toy Box — admin @ 4:54 am

toybox.jpg

In our age of relative enlightenment (hey, we can only be so enlightened as long as a show like Dancing with the Stars is a huge ratings hit), it still amazes me that there are people in this world that believe in things like Astrology and Myers-Briggs tests. Yes, personality tests (psychometric tests) like Myers-Briggs are just the modern version of Astology…but they lack one critical dimension that has allowed Astrology to last for thousands of years – cool mascots.

Mcfarlane Warriors of the Zodiac wave 1
Mcfarlane Toys recognized that the signs of the zodiac have always spoke to people, and has developed their own versions, called Warriors of the Zodiac. The first four signs – Aries, Taurus, Gemini and Cancer – are hitting shelves and pegs very soon, with the other eight intended to follow. Mcfarlane has added his touch to the classic concepts of the ram, bull, twins and crab.

These will run $12 – $17 each depending on where you pick them up, which is a jump for McToys when it comes to an unlicensed line. Even if Toys R Us and Meijers carries them, it looks like they’ll be $12 a pop.

toybos_050608_1.jpg

Packaging – ***
Clamshells, but the smaller style that McToys has switched too. The internal paper insert has some info on each of the four figures in the wave on the interior, which is a nice addition. The design is passable, if not exceptional. And be careful with that machete you’ll need to use to get them open. I love clamshells for their toughness, but that same toughness makes them difficult to open.

toybos_050608_2.jpg

Sculpting – Aries, Cancer ****; Taurus, Gemini ***1/2
With some toy or collectible companies, the quality of the sculpting can vary wildly. With Mcfarlane, that’s rarely an issue. Instead, how much you like one sculpt or another is less about quality and more about aesthetics – it’s art, baby, and what you like can be very different from what I like. The quality is always there…the design not so much.

toybos_050608_3.jpg

My favorites of this series are driven by my particular tastes. First, I’m an Aries, so it’s probably no surprise that I like the ram quite a bit. They went with a two footed, half man, half goat sort of look for him, much like something out of Roman or Greek mythology. The mask and horns are not removable, so we have no idea just what he might have looked like under there. He’s one of the taller figures in the set, coming in at around 6″ tall, and he stands great on his own thanks to some useful ankle articulation. More on that later. He also holds his one accessory nicely in both hands, and you can get one or two interesting poses out of him.

toybos_050608_4.jpg

Next up for me is Cancer, but I can see where some other folks will have reasonable issues with him. He is not sculpted in a particularly dynamic pose – he’s just standing there. There’s a TON of small detail work, with a different texture on practically ever surface of his body. The huge claw right hand and smaller deadly left hand look appropriately menacing, and he stands great on his own even with the smaller feet. I like him because he looks like something right out of a 1950’s grade B sci-fi flick, sort of like the scaley half brother of the Metaluna Mutant.

toybos_050608_5.jpg

I’m most surprised by the Gemini design. Of course, Gemini is the Twins, and while the symbol is considered ‘masculine’ in Astrology, it is very often portrayed as a pair of hot female twins. Let’s face it, since historically it was usually men doing the designs, are you surprised? No – but that is what makes Mcfarlane’s choice surprising. While this monstrous version of Gemini, with it’s two headed gaping beast fitted with rows of cruel teeth, isn’t an unusual design in general, I’m shocked that they passed up the chance to do a half nekkid pair of ladies, embracing in a pose that would make Hugh Heffner blush.

toybos_050608_61.jpg

This Gemini is definitely not the usual, although the look fits with many other Mcfarlane lines. And for the female figure fans, don’t worry – you’ll get a Virgo that does it up right.

The figures are in a six inch scale, with Taurus the shortest at just over 5″ and Cancer the tallest at almost 6 1/2″ tall.

It’s also worth noting that while all these designs can be seen as similar to past Mcfarlane releases, they don’t exhibit the often ridiculed redundancies – there’s no big boots, midgets, or fat, disgusting blobs. And yes, I meant boots.

Paint – ***1/2
Nobody manages to do ‘controled slop’ quite like Mcfarlane. The paint application is done in such a way as to have a gritty, dirty, rough appearance – and yet have great cut lines, consistent coverage, and clean details. There aren’t many companies that can pull this off, and Mcfarlane has set the bar high in this category as well.

Here, they do a solid job, with only a few minor issues across the whole line. Like the sculpt, people may find there are artistic choices they take issue with, but it’s unlikely that they’ll have a major problem with the basic quality of the work.

toybos_050608_7.jpg

This is very critical too, as we are seeing more and more companies fall victim to cost cutting at the time of production. This almost always means cutting back on either the number of paint operations, or the quality of the existing operations. We’re seeing it big time with the mass market boys like Hasbro and Mattel, but it’s also creeping in with the specialty market guys with recent waves. Mcfarlane is a mid range player, and it’s good to see that they paint work is remaining strong.

toybos_050608_8.jpg

Articulation – Aries, Gemini **; Cancer, Taurus *
I believe I first used the phrase “Nerd Hummels” last November when I was describing another Mcfarlane line -Twisted Christmas. This series is another perfect example of that term, a line of figures designed to be small, plastic statues that fellow nerds and geeks will pose on the shelf in their sculpted stance, to admire occasionally and dust often.

toybos_050608_9.jpg

If you go in expecting almost no articulation, then the low scores in this category aren’t going to greatly effect your overall (which is my situation), but if articulation is paramount for you in all your ‘action’ figures, then this situation is likely to be a deal breaker.

The Taurus has a cut neck, cut shoulders, cut waist, and only one cut leg at the top of the boot. The shoulders barely move however, and most of the articulation is fairly useless. His horns actually have cut joints too, and these might be the most useful for creating different expressions out of the joints that are here.

toybos_050608_10.jpg

Cancer is even less articulated. He also has the cut shoulders, but once again, they barely move. He has cut wrists and cut knees, along with a cut waist. He also has an extra surprise joint – the smaller half of his large claw has a ball joint!

Aries has the cut neck, cut shoulders cut wrists, cut waist, and cut knees – sound familiar? And like the previous two, he also has a surprise…pin jointed ankles! Thank God he does too, because otherwise getting him to stand would be nigh impossible. With the ankle joints though, you’ll easily find the sweet spot.

There’s no surprise joints on Gemini, but even for his weird design, he’s really the most poseable. He has ball joints at all four shoulders (with limited range of movement), a ball joint at the waist between the twins, and cut joints on all four wrists.

Accessories – Taurus **1/2; Aries **; Cancer, Gemini – Bupkis
There’s not much in the way of accessories with this series, which considering the price is not such a good thing.

Gemini and Cancer come with absolutely nothing, nada, zippo.

Taurus and Aries both have a weapon – a hammer and spear, respectifully. Both of these weapons have one end that pops off to allow it to slide through their tight little mitts.

toybos_050608_11.jpg

Of the two weapons, I like the hammer design better. It has some wonderful detailed sculpting on the sides, and the nasty spikes are a great touch.

Aries’ spear is decent as well, although it tends to bend in his hands. The thinner plastic for the blades is always going to warp a little, making it slightly less attractive than the cool bad ass hammer.

toybos_050608_14.jpg

Value – **
It is an unfortunate situation, but the prices are rising. But when they first start rising, the feeling of any sort of value for that rise just isn’t there. That’s the case right now, where prices are going up but we aren’t getting anything extra for it. If you’re lucky, you’ll pick up these for $12, and they aren’t even a licensed product or a specialty market product per se. A year from now, this might seem like a bargain, but today it seems like a couple bucks too much at best.

toybos_050608_12.jpg

Fun Factor – **1/2
While there isn’t going to be any kid clamoring for these initially, they actually have some reasonable play value as villains and monsters in relation to other six inch scale lines. And any kid (or adult) who’s a fan of the old black and white monster movies is going to find a special place in their heart for this version of Cancer.

toybos_050608_13.jpg

Things to Watch Out For –
The small arrows that go into Taurus’ back can easily be lost or broken. Everything else, including the various weapons, seemed quite sturdy and unlikely to cause you any issues.

Overall – ***1/2
I think this line has the potential to be some of Mcfarlane’s better non-licensed work this year. I think the key is that these first four can be clearly seen in the context of the Zodiac. In other words, tell someone that one of them represents Taurus or Cancer, and folks would go “Oh, yea, I get it!”. I’m hopeful that will remain so, although I have my doubts with the early photos of Scorpio and Virgo.

If youi were hoping to add these to your Four Horseman FANtastic Exclusive figures, you’ll be disappointed. While there’s some similarity in style with Taurus or the upcoming Leo, these are much too small to go with that line. Stick them with some past McToys lines like Conan or some of the Dark Ages Spawn figures, and you’ll be happier.

toybos_050608_15.jpg

Where to Buy –
Larger retailers may end up with these (like Toys R Us), or your LCS may stock them. But your best bet is probably online:

Clark Toys has the singles for $13 each, but they have a terrific price on the set of four for just $45. They also have preorders up for series 2 and 3, also only $45 in sets of 4.

Amazing Toyz has an excellent price on these at just $12 each for the singles, or $46 for the set of four.

YouBuyNow has the singles for $17 each, or $64 for the set of four.

– if you’re going in with some other folks, you can get a case of 12 from Urban Collector for $148, but there’s no guarantee you’ll get three even sets.

– for UK collectors, Forbidden Planet has these listed at 10 GBP each.

– or you can search on ebay for them using sponsor MyAuctionLinks.

Comics in Context #223: Gathering of the Tribe

Filed under: Comics in Context — admin @ 4:50 am

comicsincontext4.jpg

nycc.jpg“In about 2 hours 13 minutes and 14 seconds, any mention of last weekend’s New York Comic-Con will be thoroughly passé,” said the Beat two weeks ago in her blog. But of course I’m still writing about it, and will be for many weeks more.

But regular readers of this column know that my main interest in convention panels is not in reporting the kid of news that other comics websites would have posted within twenty-four hours after the panel took place. No, my intent is to record in detail what I witnessed that will be of lasting interest to comics fans, scholars, and historians weeks, months, and, I hope, years after the convention took place. I am a comics historian, and in this week’s column I give you a panel all about the history of comic conventions in the city of New York.

FRIDAY 1 PM
On the first day of the convention, the general public is not
admitted until 3 PM. Until then, the convention is for comics professionals, retailers, and press, enabling them to interact and relative calm before the crowds arrive to clog the aisles.

The programming before 3 PM is likewise aimed at professionals. It was the Beat herself who suggested that I attend the 1 PM panel, “Phil Seuling and the New York Con.” This was a good idea.

Perhaps most of you don’t know who Phil Seuling is. I see that his Wikipedia entry is a mere stub consisting of a single sentence. Wikipedia’s entry on “Comic Art Convention”  is considerably more informative.

There had been conventions for science fiction fans since the mid-1930s, which inspired small comics conventions starting in the mid-1960s, including the New York Comicon in 1964, a one-day event with roughly a hundred attendees.

It was a Brooklyn high school English teacher named Phil Seuling who organized the first large scale comics convention, held in New York City in 1968. In 1969 Seuling held his first in his series of “Comic Art Conventions,” which usually took place in New York City over the Fourth of July, and which continued through 1983; Seuling passed away the following year.

The Seuling conventions set the mold for all the major comics conventions that followed, including the San Diego Comic Con.

Inventing the modern comics convention would be enough to earn Seuling a place in the medium’s history, But Seuling was also the visionary who pioneered the direct sakes market for comics distribution.

From the 1930s into the 1970s, comic books were primarily sold on a returnable basis through newsstands and in small “mom and pop” stores. (In high school, I bought my first Marvels at a small store owned by a classmate’s father; in my college years I bought comics at a tiny luncheonette near Columbia University.)

But over time, probably due to the usual suspects like the rise of television, comic book sales fell from the heights they had achieved in the Golden Age, and as the decades passed, fewer newsstands carried them, and their owners realized they could make more money selling higher priced magazines. Moreover, the “mom and pop” stores were dying out, supplanted by chains. The comics industry might not have survived, had Seuling not pioneered a system by which the publishers sold their comics through distributors like himself to comic book specialty shops. This is the system with which we are familiar today, even though nowadays there is essentially only one specialty shop distributor, Diamond.

Moreover, whereas comics publishers felt they had to appeal to mass tastes through the newsstands, they could aim at dedicated comics fans through the direct sales shops. This was both good and bad: comics became a niche market, but the shops also made the rise of independent comics and lines like Marvel’s Epic and DC’s Vertigo possible. Thus Seuling spurred the evolution of American comic books towards appealing to an older readership and readers with more discerning, sophisticated tastes.

So Phil Seuling definitely deserves more than one sentence from Wikipedia. If you want to see what he looked like, I refer you to this entry in Mark Evanier’s blog, with a photo of Seuling appearing on television’s The Mike Douglas Show in the 1970s alongside Elfquest co-creator Wendy Pini, costumed, as she regularly was at conventions, as Red Sonja. (You don’t want to miss this, I assure you.)

I only attending the Seuling cons in their final years, and, although I was aware of their historical importance, I had the sense that I had already missed their golden age. By that point Creation was holding its own conventions in New York, notably a big one on Thanksgiving weekend, and in other cities. Between the monthly dealers’ shows, several annual Creation cons, and the Seuling show, comics conventions in New York City were already losing the sense of a being special. The San Diego Con took over that aura of a special, once-a-year event, perhaps in large part because attending the San Diego Con, back in the 1980s, when it was far less crowded and hectic. was like going on a summer vacation with your friends to a gorgeous locale with perfect weather. (This was back when comics pros could actually take the time during the Con to hit the beach.)

Considering how expensive attending San Diego has become, consider this Wikipedia factoid, if indeed it is true: “That 1969 convention, held Independence Day weekend at the Statler Hilton Hotel in New York City, cost $3.50 for a three-day ticket, with daily passes at $1.50. Admittance was free with a hotel room rental, which cost $15-and-up per day.”

Creation, then Fred Greenberg, then Dynamic Forces, and currently Big Apple kept the New York comics convention tradition going. But they could not afford the space for a truly major convention. Only now, with Reed Exhibitions’ New York Comic Con in its third year, successfully surmounting its growing pains of the past, has the sense that New York City has a potentially world-class comics convention begun to return.

So what were the Seuling conventions like in their early years? That’s what I attended the panel to find out. When I arrived, it had already begun. Milton Griepp, CEO of ICv2, was the moderator of a panel that included DC Comics president and publisher Paul Levitz; Diamond vice president (and former Pacific Comics co-founder) Bill Schanes; Greg Goldstein, recently vice president of gaming and entertainment at Upper Deck; and Michael Uslan. the comics writer who became executive producer on the Batman movies and producer of the forthcoming Spirit film.

When I came in, Milton Griepp was asking the panelists to recall their “favorite moments” from the Seuling conventions.

Paul Levitz recalled what he termed “an important point in my education.” At this point, 1971, “there was no Artists’ Alley, per se,” but some artists would do sketches for fans. “Neal Adams was at perhaps the first crest in his career,” and “I got him to do a sketch of Superman. a very, very quick sketch. . .for the enormous sum of six dollars.” Levitz ran it on the cover of his fanzine, and “I got an energetic lecture from Mr. Adams educating me on the difference between original sketch purchase price and reproduction right purchase price.” Levitz commented that this “has served me well in my understanding over the years, as I started to learn that original art should be returned to artists. . . .”

Schanes said that he “drove for three thousand miles” to attend Seuling’s con. “I was literally a teenager, and Phil was a very imposing figure” with “big bushy eyebrows” who “looked down at you. . .as he yelled at you–with love and affection.”

Schanes continued, “He scared the bejeebers out of me for years because he was such a big guy. . . .” But, as you might guess, beneath this fearsome facade, “he was really a very affectionate person once you knew him. And took us under his wing and really shepherded us. He took me into his house that night,” where Schanes gazed in wonder at the “very spectacular” collection of original comics art on his walls.

Greg Goldstein agreed that Seuling “was an imposing figure” who sternly ruled his convention and his monthly dealer shows. (As a former English teacher myself, I enjoy hearing that one of my kind can be this formidable.)

It was at one of the latter, Goldstein said, that “I recall Phil being arrested because of the “˜obscene comics’–quote-unquote–which were the underground comics.” (An audience member later identified the comics in question as Zap #4 and Armageddon.) Goldstein continued, “that was quite an education for me, because some guy just got arrested for selling comic books.”

This was like a flashback to the anti-comics hysteria of the 1950s, and as the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund will tell you, this sort of thing still happens today.

“It was very sad,” added Paul Levitz. “Because he was an English teacher” the Board of Education put him “on desk duty” for “a stretch” “until he gave it up.” Levitz observed, “That’s what really moved him into full time distribution at that point. It was in many ways probably good for the business, because he became more of an entrepreneur as a result, but it was certainly one of the tragedies of his life.” And people now and in the future will hear or read this story and be appalled and amazed at the blindness of years past towards the comics medium and those visionaries who were associated with it.

Michael Uslan sought to establish “the proper context” to explain exactly how Phil Seuling changed comics conventions. When Uslan was thirteen years old, he went to his first comics convention, which was run by a guy named Bernie. “He was in a black leather jacket with a duck tail, pompadour, and I seem to recall chains. . . .I was sure this guy was going to pull a switchblade on me if I didn’t cough up the right money at the right time.” And Schanes and Goldstein thought Seuling seemed intimidating!

“But back then, very few pros would come to the conventions. Stan–it was beneath him. He sent Flo Steinberg,” his secretary who didn’t mind interacting with fans. “Julie [Schwartz, DC editor–and a pioneer of science fiction fandom in his youth] didn’t show up.. . .But the pros looked down on this, They said, “˜These guys are nuts, they’re fanatical,’ and they kept their distance.” (This, of course, is before comics fans started becoming comics professionals in significant numbers.)

“In the early days,” Uslan continued, “we’d have people like. . . John Benson tell us how to behave and present ourselves, and how to dress on some occasions, He said, “˜There’s going to be press here. There’s going to be TV cameras. . .and it’s really important that people out there in the public take us seriously. . . . Let’s give them the impression that we are. . serious about our hobby, and what we’re doing, and our profession.”

When Seuling started running cons, Uslan continued, “There was a sophistication to it. Because all of a sudden I was going to a con and Stan Lee was here, and Will Eisner was there, and Burne Hogarth [of the Tarzan comic strip] was there, and Milton Caniff [of Terry and the Pirates and Steve Canyon] was there.” This was interesting to me for a couple of reasons. Newspaper comic strips were long considered to be a superior field to comic books (like movies were vis-a-vis television, I suppose), so it’s interesting that Seuling managed to persuade comic strip giants like Caniff and Hogarth to attend a convention for comic book fans. And it’s also intriguing that comic book convention attendees of that time apparently would have been interested in Caniff and Hogarth as special guests. What percentage of today’s comic con attendees care about classic newspaper adventure strips?

Uslan continued, “the one thing Phil Seuling really brought us as fans and as comic cons was respectability. It was respectability for the fans, it was respectability from the pros, and I think that changed everything forever.”

I don’t know that the mainstream media considered comics conventions respectable in the 1970s or 1980s. Even quite recently mainstream news reports on the San Diego Con often seem to belittle the attendees as a community of geeks and act as if virtually everyone comes in a wacky costume. Only now, I think, is the tone of mainstream press coverage really starting to change. But yes, it was important that Seuling brought comics fans and pros together. It’s rather startling to realize there was once a gap between them that had to be bridged.

Schanes explained that in the old days, it was New York’s comic con, not San Diego’s, that was acknowledged as the country’s greatest. Schanes was from the West Coast, “But In “˜71 San Diego was a very small show, and we had hundreds of people, not thousands. So we wanted to go to the mecca. We wanted to go to New York City and see the famous New York comic con. They were actually putting original artwork on the covers of the program books,” something else that we take for granted now, but was a big step to take at the time.

Moreover, “we were always very, very envious, being in the West,” Schanes went on. “We knew Jack [Kirby] was in Sherman Oaks [California], but. . . that’s where all the [other] artists were, was in New York City.”

Paul Levitz added, “Most of them were within fifty miles.” Nowadays comics writers and artists for American comics live all over the country and even in Britain, But in those days before FedEx and the Internet, the American comics industry was almost entirely centered within easy commuting distance of New York City.

Summing up, Schanes told us, “it was a very zen thing to go to New York and make the pilgrimage and see all the famous people. . . .”

Then Paul Levitz expounded a theory I find quite impressive. ” At dinner with Stan [Lee] about six months ago,” he began, “I made the argument that everything that’s going on here in comics today is his fault. . . . ” Well, that’s indeed true, not only in that Stan pioneered three-dimensional characterization in mainstream adventure comics, and demonstrated how genre comics could be used as a mode of personal expression, but also because without his Marvel revolution, American comics might well have virtually died out decades ago.

Levitz continued, “I think there’s a domino theory of the evolution of the comic book business that takes in both Stan’s work and the comic convention. . . .In the 1960s you have Stan. Julie Schwartz, really a very short list of people, starting to do comics for intelligent kids. They didn’t view it as something you could do for adults. This was just, “We’re going to do this for the bright kids instead of the stupid kids, because we’re going to have some fun doing this.

“Egotistically, we’ll all describe ourselves as being among that generation of smart kids who found this interesting, ” Levitz continued (Well, of course!), “and mostly those were the smart kids who showed up at the comic conventions. Those kids are the ones who came into the business, whether they came in as marketers, distributors, publishers”–apparently alluding to Griepp, Schanes, Goldstein and himself–“working for the publisher for two minutes and then teaching a course in it and then going off on the film side”–and this is a concise description of Uslan’s career– “however and in whichever fashion, and began agitating for change.” Of course, though he didn’t mention this, lots of these convention attendees became comics writers and artists as well.

Levitz told the audience, “We said, “Comics can be great; we want to do great comics. We don’t want to be screwed like the guys before. We want to do wonderful work, and we want to make money doing it, and we want to have a good time doing it.'”

As regular readers know, I gave a lecture series at the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art titled “1986: The Year That Changed Comics.” Paul Levitz likewise regards the mid-1980s as a key transitional period for American comic books. “When that broke through in the early “˜80s from all of these forces–and it would have happened without any one individual or any group of individuals, but it happened to be the bunch of us who were there at the time who were pushing for it–you very swiftly have a quantum leap in the creative quality of what happened in American comics. What’s going on here in this hall today is largely happening because of the group of people who read those books in the mid-80s. They became journalists and said, “˜Of course comics can be great. I read Maus, Watchmen, Dark Knight, Elektra, Daredevil,’ whatever it was that gave them the passion. ‘I’m going to judge by that standard.’ It’s not going to be, “˜Isn’t it amazing that they did a comic book that makes some sense?’ They said, “˜Of course, this is genuine art.’

“Some came into field as creators; many became the journalists who wrote about it; many became the booksellers. We had a couple of guys up two minutes ago who were Random House salespeople who just started handling our line. They said, “˜We love comics, we’re happy to be doing it.’ That generation really comes from all of it. The conventions brought us together. It’s where we met. I walk through this hall, and I have so many friends who go back to when I was 14, 15, 16 years old, with a shared sense of purpose. We might have been on the opposite side of business deals along the way, we might have been competing companies, certainly had our share of arguments, but we all shared a very high sense of common purpose and the conventions crystallized all of that.”

Schanes agreed, “It was the first gathering point.”

Then Levitz summarized, “It’s like, “˜We’re here. We’re the tribe.’ And he concluded, “we pulled together in all of that in a really unique fashion in American culture at that time. And we changed the culture, as a result.”

Michael Uslan then said, “I’m going to take the position as the crotchety old man for a minute, which I often do. I’m elated. As I had a chance to walk around for the last hour up here, my comment was, “˜Oh my God, I’m at a huge comic con and look, there’s comic books. There’s original artwork.’ My biggest complaint has been that so many of them have gotten so big and so diluted that you can walk through endless hallways and see no comic books and see everything else but comic books.” Do you suppose he could be referring to San Diego? Uslan continued, “For a comic con, especially for a New York comic con, to pull back to the roots and really get the old comics and the new comics and the art out there again is something I’ve been looking for for a long time, that I felt has been significantly missing.” In other words, Uslan seemed to be suggesting that the current New York Comic Con was recapturing something of the spirit of Seuling’s original New York comic cons.

“I couldn’t agree more with what Paul said,” Uslan told us. “It It goes back to what I said initially, finding out that there were other geeks like me out there,”–oh, no, not another comics person who uses this word!– “that I wasn’t alone in the universe and there were people who shared this passion and shared this joy and had this thirst for knowledge in the history of the subject matter. . . .” Now that part I agree with.

“And here we sit today,” Uslan continued. “The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York is going to open an exhibit on May 7th showing how comic book superheroes have influenced fashion, and Action #1 [the first appearance of Superman] will be on display, and Detective #27 [the first appearance of Batman] will be on display, along with many other comic books.” This is the exhibition “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy,” and I’ll be attending the press preview.

“And you’ve got to give the credit to the comic book conventions, to the tribe,” Uslan concluded, “for having gotten the message out that this is an indigenous, legitimate American art form and that this is our modern day mythology.”

For Greg Goldstein, who described himself as being “a young guy who was into writing and art” in the early 1970s, it was a revelation to go to the New York Cons and see the new comics pros of that time. “Stan and Jack and those other guys were in the legendary hall-of-famers category,” Goldstein said. But then there was the new generation: “There’d be Roy Thomas. . . and Len Wein and Marv Wolfman. It felt more attainable. But the whole thing felt like we were next. There were these guys; they weren’t much older than us; they had the same sensibilities; they had long hair; they dressed the same way we did. And it felt like, boy, they can do it and they can do some really wonderful things in comics, and therefore we had a shot.”

Returning to the subject of why comics professionals used to avoid conventions, Paul Levitz explained that “remember that as late as the late 60s, the characters in comics weren’t even WASPs. They were white Anglo-Saxons. They weren’t even allowed to be Protestants, much less have any sense of religion. They had no ethnicity. They had all been whitewashed into the blandest possible form, the creators, largely, too. Stan Lieber became Stan Lee.” Listing other Jewish-American comics creators who had changed their names, Levitz mentioned Jacob Kurtzberg, who became Jack Kirby), Batman co-creator Bob Kahn, who renamed himself Bob Kane, and artist Eli Katz, who took the name Gil Kane. “They were embarrassed,” Levitz said, apparently suggesting they feared how people would react if they knew their true ethnicity.

And then there was what had happened only a decade before: “They were recovering from the 1950s and Wertham.” Levitz was referring to Dr. Fredric Wertham, the man most associated with the anti-comics crusade of the 1950s, which claimed that comic books of various sorts contributed to juvenile delinquency, and which devastated the comics industry and the lives of its writers and artists. The story has recently been retold in the new book The Ten Cent Plague by author David Hadju.

Levitz recalled that “Joe Orlando”–one of the artists at EC Comics in the 1950s, who later worked at DC–“would tell the story, when I was working for him, that in those years [the 1950s] if he went to a party and a girl was asking him what he did for living, he was an artist. If pressed, he was an artist of things for children. Maybe somewhere between his picking up the girl or his despairing of any hope of picking up the girl, he’d finally admit that he was a comic book artist.” Back then comics were considered the bottom of the artistic barrel.

“The conventions have had an astounding power in all of this,” Levitz continued. ” ” It’s the first time anybody told these guys that what they did meant a damn thing. It’s still has that power for some of the older ones as they get to places like San Diego and they get an Inkpot [Award from the San Diego Con], or they come here. Arnold Drake”–the recently deceased co-creator of Deadman and the Doom Patrol–“was here a year or two ago and just delighting in the fact that, “˜People care about what I did? You remember who I am?'” Levitz pointed out that artist Jim Mooney, who passed away earlier this year, had not received credit on his work at DC for decades; he too finally got to meet his fans at comics conventions.

“But in the history of comics, when we start these early conventions,” Levitz asserted, “these brilliantly talented people are still battered children. They really are totally unrecognized. And the conventions were a vital part in the step of acknowledging them as the artists that they are.”

With the panel nearly at a close, an audience member asked if the panelists had any regrets about the old New York conventions.

Michael Uslan told an amusing story that also bore witness to just how worthless comics were considered only three decades ago. “We had a treasure trove down the shore in New Jersey: Collingswood Auction. It was a flea market. My friend Bobby and I would get my parents to take us every Friday night because . . . the guy would come in every Friday night with boxes from New York loaded with old, old, old comic books, and because they were so old, he sold them for a nickel a piece. Bobby and I returned every soda bottle we could find within three towns. We brought in the nickels, and over the course of a couple years, we walked off with literally thousands and thousands of comics dating back to 1936 that we bought for a nickel apiece.”

Great, huh? But then television started to report on the New York Comic Con and the prices collectors were paying for old comics. “And the word goes out, “˜comic books selling for $100 apiece,'”–which, from today’s standpoint, seems cheap for Golden Age material–“and that was the end. My supply was cut off.”

Paul Levitz had a different, more somber regret: “the questions I didn’t get around to asking. I was too busy running tables, but the history that we’ve lost. I constantly say to myself, I wish I had asked this guy about that. And I’m probably still not getting around to doing nearly enough of it.”

Back in the 1980s I was asked if I wanted to be part of an oral history project about the history of comics. I said yes, but it never happened. And that was back when Jerry Siegel. Joe Shuster, Bob Kane, Jack Kirby, Will Eisner, Julie Schwartz, John Broome, and, indeed, most of the giants from comics’ Golden and Silver Ages were still alive.

But in my next New York Comic Con report, I’ll tell you about a panel that brought together many of the surviving giants of early comics history, right here in New York City in April of 2008. But i may be tempted to write about the Iron Man movie first!

LINKS IN THE AMAZON CHAIN

You can get David Hadju’s The Ten Cent Plague: The Great Comic Book Scare and How It Changed America at Amazon.com here. I shall soon be reviewing it in my column “Books about Comics” in Publishers Weekly‘s online newsletter Comics Week.

And since I’ve promised to mention each week one of the books my own work appears in, how about Marvel’s Daredevil by Frank Miller and Klaus Janson Omnibus (as opposed to the Bendis Daredevil Omnibus), which collects much of Frank Miller’s work on the character, as well as an interview I did in the 1980s with Miller and Daredevil collaborator Klaus Janson? You can find the Miller-Janson Omnibus at Amazon here.

Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

Trailer Park: Garth Jennings

By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here…And The Way Way Back Archives Are Here

I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

It’s easy to by cynical about films nowadays.

There is a lot of talk about the excesses and bloated nature of some high-budget spectacles, costs spiraling out of control to try and outdo what the last guy did. To say nothing of stories that seem purposely manipulative and out of touch with any reality.

That’s what makes SON OF RAMBOW so disarming. When you watch the film unfold you’re half-expecting there to be some kind of spectacle but it never does come. You have to steep yourself in a narrative where it genuinely is all about the story and the soft nuances that pepper each moment we’re given into the lives of these two young boys on a quest to recreate RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD.

At first glance, even if you read the movie’s description, you wouldn’t expect to find one of the most well-crafted movies this year but the movie is one which will reward each and every viewer if you believe that is possible to make a movie that is both humorous and touching without straying into saccharine sweet territory. The movie that Garth Jennings has made is one that takes the lives of young boys and, without minimizing or patronizing the childhood experience, he has distilled one of the most objective and endearing portraits of what it’s like to be young. Further, the movie works on a level where it’s not constrained by the normal boundaries of culture; it may take place across the pond but the story has a transcendent resonance that it doesn’t matter if it was taking place in England, France, Russia or America.

I took some of the time with 1/2 of Hammer and Tongs, Mr. Garth Jennings, to talk about the film, the language of youth and about who else has made videos as a kid.

SON OF RAMBOW is now in theaters.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Garth. How are you doing?

GARTH JENNINGS: Pretty good ““ my first cup of tea has just arrived so I’m feeling pretty excited about it.

CS: Thank you for making time for me.

JENNINGS: No problem. It’s my pleasure.

CS: First of all, brilliant, brilliant film. One of the best I’ve seen this year.

JENNINGS: Oh, thank you very much. That’s very kind of you.

CS: Absolutely. I think after I saw it I was wrestling with what I like most and I think the way to kick things off is to ask was it intentional to give these kids sort of a language of their own? They exist in a place that adults just don’t live in.

JENNINGS: Well, I suppose I remember being a kid and you just have this language with one another. You have your own little way of doing things and saying things. It was certainly our intention to capture how we remember being kids. We really tried to find memories of that time. We used to make strange faces and that sort of thing. Is that what you meant?

CS: Yes, I think it’s like a sensibility, maybe I should say it that way.

JENNINGS: I thought you meant that. The whole thing was we were trying to capture how it we remember being when we were 11 or 12 and really felt like all things were possible. It never occurred to us things weren’t. And never thought about the consequences of your actions or ideas. You never really worried about failing or making mistakes until it was too late. That’s definitely what we were trying to do. So I wasn’t at all trying to make a movie on my own experiences. To write about my own experiences would have been quite a bit dull. We tried to conjure up those feelings in people when they watched it.

CS: I have to agree with you. I remember making movies of my own with my own video camera and this movie made me reflect on that and I still don’t have any solid reasons why I did it but I’m finding out that a lot of other people did that as well.

JENNINGS: Yes, when we were making this film 8 years ago we were laughing that so many people we knew made these things ““ kids live in an imaginary world and that’s not a cliché it’s really how it is. It’s only when you get older you think that’s not a good thing anymore and you start to lose that but it’s a lovely period of time in your life.

CS: I don’t think it’s bound by any time or space or anything like that.

JENNINGS: That’s certainly what we were trying to avoid.

CS: It’ s really timeless, almost kind of perfunctory, to think that RAMBOW would only exist in that time but if you looked at it in any time I think it would fit just as well. Additionally, as I watched seeing the effects on the screen, obviously this film has a lower budget, but the cinematography, the photography of the film it looked like you really wanted to capture details. It seemed the physical details were important to capture.

JENNINGS: The detail was just how I remember doing things as well. Whether I was doing the drawings in my books or just the things you notice in films. We never saw the bigger picture ““ at that age I never knew what the Viet Nam War was and that Rambow was being rejected and bullied by other people. I did like the way he sawed off his own arm. He’s not even crying ““ it’s unbelievable. Those are the little things we pick up on, aren’t they? Sometimes we obsess about the details and then it irritates everybody. It’s more about quirky detail than about character and stuff. Hopefully the detail cover the characters and doesn’t become too overbearing. Nostalgia too. People think we have gone out of our way to wake up quirky nostalgia but actually we had no intention of doing that. It was only as things started to come to set with hairstyles ducked and it was like, oh my god, this is getting ridiculous.CS: Certainly within the subplot, the French foreign exchange students. Was that intended to be so absurdly funny?

JENNINGS: Well, the thing was, I remember”¦have you had the French or European Foreign Exchange Program?

CS: Yes.

JENNINGS: We had the French exchange. And I’m sure if I were to go back in time it wasn’t the way I remember it but I remember these kids getting off their coach and the seemed so exhausted compared to us and so much cooler and so European. And then they had mustaches and we thought that was really cool because I was the latest developer in the history of time. We tried to make it so that anyone watching this film would understand that feeling. Obviously in order to get that we played around with it and he becomes a peacock ““ a Pied Piper and everyone can relate to the kid that people follow or are awestruck by even though you look back and say that guy was kind of a jerk ““ what was I thinking? It sorta came out and tried also to capture that when you look back you often realized that things weren’t so straight forward, like I said about RAMBOW. I remember the kids we thought were cool were invariably, they were but also more to it than that. There was always more to it. We were trying to get that across in the film. There was another side to it.

CS: On that, I think the brother issues, the mother issues…It ties things down on a more serious level. I’m curious as to why when you were creating the script, obviously first and foremost, you wanted to create this love of imagination in youth but on the other hand you have something that is quite heavy.

JENNINGS: Yeah. I just wanted to make a proper movie and a lot of movies miss that mark for me. I just like to feel the whole range, especially when you are a kid you feel things more passionately, your friendships, your great disappointments when things go wrong, we wanted to just push those buttons but without pushing people away. When you are telling a story you are kind of manipulating people but do it in a way that doesn’t shut them off and make them uncomfortable.

CS: Right. The budget for the film obviously was not on par with HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.

JENNINGS: No. 6 million dollars was SON OF RAMBOW and HITCHHIKER’S was $60.

CS: I would imagine that that would absolutely have played in your favor. That the film, itself, is an homage that time in their life. It should be a little rougher around the edges.

JENNINGS: And it’s not that we asked for more money. We budgeted SON OF RAMBOW at that figure. That’s how much we needed to make the film.

CS: Really?

JENNINGS: We’re not really in it to overwhelm ourselves with money and opulence. We like to explain our positions up front and work out the movie before we arrive on the set, very carefully, so that we’re compared and know what we are going for. Because it is very expensive and it is somebody else’s money and it is a lot of time and effort and it’s very important to us to know what we want and that seems to be “¦. I don’t care what the budget is as long as we can do it right. I didn’t find a difference really ““ there is no great difference between music videos and films in some ways because you always try to get what you want in the short space of time that you have and someone always hurt their foot, it’s always raining when you want it to be sunny, there’s always something to be worked out and it doesn’t matter if you’ve got hundreds of monitors and tons of catering ““ the problems are always the same.

CS: Right. And on the subject of the script, at least in previous interviews I’ve read about you talking about fundamental influences coming in where Bill and Will are, do you think things are different today with the speed and access in which kids now are able to be exposed to so many different messages?

JENNINGS: I suppose there must be a bit. But to be honest with you I’m not really sure. I think you get to see more stuff I suppose than we would have done because of the access but most of the kids I’ve spoken to in the last few weeks, certainly when we were screening the movie, kids 8 years old up ““ they get it. They still feel the same way about things ““ they still get excited. If something’s good they’ll respond to it. But I don’t really know ““ I’ve got two of my own and they are very young and haven’t got to that age where they notice all this stuff but I’ve very curious to find out how different it will really be. But everyone thinks their youth was the best, don’t they? We got it right.

(Laughs)

CS: Exactly. Do you think ““ maybe even for yourself or the way you wanted Will and Bill to ultimately come out of the film ““ do you think at the end of this film it’s at that point where the kids are able to reflect on what they’ve done or do you think they still retain that sort of childish sensibility?

JENNINGS: In terms of the film? Or the boys themselves?

CS: No, I was thinking the story itself. It ends perfectly.

JENNINGS: I like those films where you get the sense that it might be alright, things might work out. It like at the end where they’re in the apartment sitting there. It’s not been resolved, not sure where they are going, but you’ve got a good ““ you like these people they might be better for having gone through the experience. Does that make sense?

CS: Yes, it does.

JENNINGS: I still feel that they worked out what was important. I think that’s their friendship. When they did things together, that was when he was the most fun. And they realized what was important at the end of the movie and I like the idea that it was a happy ending. I don’t think I could bear it if one of them had died or one of them didn’t like the other one.

(Laughs)

But it’s perfectly alright. When you are watching it you’re thinking ““ we’ve all had friendships like that at some point and probably around the same age as well. But then it gets dissolved and fades away ““ it’s not by any animosity by any means. You just grow up and you suddenly don’t like the same things ““ something happens. And it’s quite funny to look back and see how rich and how deep that friendship was and then everything changed. Not in a sad way but you can’t help but miss it.

CS: I do. It’s what a lot of people who have seen it have reflected on saying, I remember having friendship like these and all of a sudden you’re in 8th grade, 9th grade and you just turn around and they are not there anymore and you don’t ““ no one is angry at one another ““ it just happens.

JENNINGS: Yeah, and I went through that and I think those two would have separated down the line, only because that was my experience. I can’t imagine it any other way – hopefully with very, very fond memories of each other. And those are the foundations of friendships to come I guess.

CS: I know we are short on time but I want to quickly talk about the animated sequence that comes in the middle of the film ““ the intricate, handmade drawings ““ How long did it take to make that sequence?

JENNINGS: Well, it’s a mixture of live action, isn’t it? It took about 3 hours to shoot the live action element just because of the blue screen and then I think David was drawing all by hand and then scanning the images into the manipulator in 3-D, I think he pretty much remarked, all in all, about 2 weeks work.

CS: Really?

JENNINGS: Yeah.

CS: It’s brilliant. It’s a sequence that fits perfectly within the realm of imagination while it doesn’t, again looking towards HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE, it doesn’t look like an effect that was too polished.

JENNINGS: The thing was that David O’Reilly was doing everything himself. I can’t help but thinking that the fewer people you empower the more focused they are and the more they get on with it. And I don’t mean that in the driving workforce way, purely, it’s just that that’s David’s sequence. It’s his baby in a way. So he puts all of himself into it rather than one guy, doing one scene”¦.you know what I mean?

CS: Yes.

JENNINGS: And he would stay up all night. I would come in some mornings and he’d be waking up from having fallen asleep in his chair. And it’s not that we needed it done in a hurry it’s he loved it and worked very hard on it. It worked out great. I might be wrong, it might have taken a bit longer, it might have been a bit less. But once we got the money, which took forever, the shoot was 40 days and we had the picture 4 weeks after the wrap, which is fast, some films take months to edit, and gave it to David after that. He would give us a mock up of the animation within a few hours. We’d have a rough ““ we both worked out a rough storyboard together and he would do an animatic of that and I’d give it to the editor and wait for a while he was cutting while David was busy making trees.

CS: Does it seem that lower budget means more efficiency?

JENNINGS: Oh yeah. But it’s not just the budget thing. I think you could do a big movie ““ I’m always in favor of post count but you don’t know who you are getting. In every aspect of your film you have to cherry pick your crew. Every member. But once it gets to post production you’re told to go to a big company where they just have loads of people ““ but you don’t know these people and they are doing your things and suddenly it’s changed from one week to another into a different project. I used to find that very irritating. Because you can’t”¦..I just find it irritating.

(Laughs)

And then cherry picking skillful people and then giving it to them ““ it’s their thing ““ they are not just one of many people working on something that we could take or leave ““ it’s absolutely their responsibility ““ the more you make people responsible for it the more creative they are and the better the results I’m sure of it.

CS: Well, I know I have to wrap this up and if I could ask just one more question ““ I think a lot of times when directors make movies they say people can take whatever they want to take from it and give a short answer whenever pushed to explain what their work means but I’d like to hear what you hope people take away from the film.

JENNINGS: Well, Nick and I just wanted to make a film that captures how we felt at that age. It was like I was saying before that I just hope they enjoy it but more than that I hope they go away feeling better for having seen it. Like the old ones ““ get an uplifting feeling at the end ““ like they’ve really been through it and be rewarded at the end ““ it feels good and more of a feeling than I have no real message or anything like that. I don’t want people to come out and say oh the special effects were kinda quirky – that can come later. If they get a good feeling, I’ll be happy.

CS: Brilliant. Brilliant. Garth, thank you very much for your time.

JENNINGS: It’s my pleasure.

Win INDIANA JONES – THE ADVENTURE COLLECTION on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:16 am

contestheader.jpg

We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount, five (5) copies of INDIANA JONES – THE ADVENTURE COLLECTION on DVD, which contains new special editions of RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, TEMPLE OF DOOM, and THE LAST CRUSADE.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, May 13th.

<

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, May 13th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

May 5, 2008

TV Or Not TV: 5/5 – 5/11

Filed under: TV Or Not TV — admin @ 6:11 am

tvornottv2.jpg

Well it certainly has been an interesting week since I wrote my last column.

It turns out that stunt casting will be in full effect again in the upcoming weeks as two symbols of dysfunction will be guest spotting on two different TV shows. Britney Spears will be returning to How I Met Your Mother on next week’s episode and Lindsey Lohan will guest star on the May 22nd season finale episode of Ugly Betty. This type of casting is nothing new really when you think about how a troubled Robert Downey Jr. came out of rehab and guest starred on Ally McBeal. It certainly didn’t hurt his career. HIMYM‘s makes sense since the show is considered “On the Bubble” but I don’t really get what Ugly Betty is trying to prove as they’ve already been renewed. The rumor is that she’ll also be in a few of the following season’s episodes.

Another bubble show is Reaper and in an LA Times article it was once again stated that the fate of the show is looking grim (bada-bump). The show was originally a critic favorite, and like many critical favorites before it the show’s future isn’t looking bright. It’s really a shame because the show has really been on a great roll with the post strike episodes. The show’s lead, Brett Harrison, currently has an interesting suggestion on his web site that fans of the show might find interesting if they want to let the CW know that they want the show to stay. I really hope something can come of it because I would be sad to see Reaper go so soon.

MONDAY

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Nothing says “I want to win money” like travelling to the Philippines to do it, which is what two people do for tonight’s Deal or No Deal. Suddenly last week’s Star Wars special makes far more sense to me.

CBS ““ 9:00 PM: Tonight’s Two and a Half Men is written by the writers of CSI. Look to Thursday because that’s not all!

TUESDAY

NBC”“ 8:30 PM: The SNL retread for tonight is The Best of Molly Shannon. I don’t know who compiles these, but since it has no Dog Show it isn’t really best of.

CW ““ 9:00 PM: With this being the last episode of Reaper before the CW announces there new fall schedule, Sam has to try to conquer his greatest foe ever: The Nielsen families.

WEDNESDAY

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: The global tour continues as Deal or No Deal sends players to take part in the Estonia version of the show. This is a real place? I thought they just made up the name in Encino Man.

TLC ““ 8:00 PM: Little People, Big World makes up the entire night of TLC programming.

STARZ ““ 8:00 PM: Pixar delivers again and again, and one of my favorite movies of last year was Ratatouille. The story, the acting, and the technology all come together into an amazing film.

THURSDAY

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: It’s the final episode before the big finale on Survivor. I haven’t watched a single episode.

NBC ““ 8:30 PM: Believe it or not, it’s the final episode tonight of Scrubs seven year run on NBC. If you are a fan the rumor is the show will be back next season on ABC. If not, brace yourself for everyone playing fairy tale characters. Sigh”¦

CW ““ 8:00 PM: A cloaked stranger carves Kyrptonian symbols into Lex’s chest tonight on Smallville. These taggers are really getting out of hand.

CBS ““ 10:00 PM: Tonight’s episode of CSI is written by the writers from Two and a Half Men, where in a sitcom star is killed. I hope there’s no art imitating life in this subtext.

FRIDAY

TNT ““ 8:00 PM: Even though this movie is named Sahara somehow they get Matthew McConaughey shirtless at the beach. Is it in his contract that this guy has to expose his Pecs in every film?!?

CARTOON NETWORK ““ 8:00 PM: I really enjoyed the other big budget Jon Favreau movie, Zathura, and you can to.

SATURDAY

USA ““ 8:00 PM: Get your Indiana Jones on before the new movie comes out with the one that started it all: Raiders of the Lost Ark.

TLC ““ 9:00 PM: This week on Trading Spaces a divorced couple renovate each other’s bedrooms. This can’t end well.

SUNDAY

CMTV ““ 4:00 PM: To celebrate Mother’s Day it’s an 8 hour marathon of the FOX reality show Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy. Marguerite Perrin fans sadly will get no God Warrior during this marathon.

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: The Simpsons take an interesting direction with their Mother’s Day show, where Homer’s mother suddenly dies. That’s uplifting.

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Was it a Fan or a Favorite who won this season’s Survivor? No, really, tell me after you watch this. Like I said before, I haven’t watched a single episode. Why start now?

Will Wilkins thinks Reaper really deserves a second season.

SModcast 48

Filed under: SModcast — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:03 am

newhead2.jpg

Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

line.gif

SModcast 48: Massholes –

In which our heroes talk about that old time religion, ruminate on the clerical touch, and try to discern the role of the hot tub in Holy Mother Church.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
SModcast 48 (MP3 format) – 45.30 MB

[display_podcast]

SUBSCRIBE
Subscribe to this Podcast via iTunes
Subscribe to this Podcast via FeedBurner

Wanna add your two cents? Spend it here, in the SModcast mailbag.

line.gif

CLICK HERE FOR THE SMODCAST ARCHIVES

line.gif

##

May 4, 2008

Scrubs Blog: My Welcome Back

Filed under: Scrubs Blog — Tags: , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:27 pm

scrubsheader.jpg

VIDEO BLOG #101: “My Welcome Back” ““
This week, we welcome back the Scrubs Blog with – well, with a welcome back from all the folks both in front of and behind the scenes.

line3.gif

[flashvideo filename=”videos/scrubs/101_my_welcome_back_stream.flv” width=”480″ height=”360″ image=videos/scrubs/scrubs-101.jpg /]

Want to embed it in your blog? Use the code below…

Download Scrubs Video Blog #101:

Large (560 x 420 – QuickTime – 43.31 MB)
Small (320 x 240 – QuickTime – 18.31 MB)

[display_podcast]

 

Party Favors: Whither Werner?

Filed under: Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 9:37 pm

partyfavors1.jpg

DURHAM – After months of drought in this area, the clouds finally opened up and poured the entire weekend of the Full Frame Documentary Film Festival. The rain made for perfect weather to take refuge inside a movie theater all day and watch the truth on the big screen.

The big films this year included Trouble the Water, Up the Yangtze and Man on a Wire. There was plenty of water inside and outside the Carolina Theater. Trouble the Water has home video shot of the New Orleans disaster as it happened. Kimberly and Scott Roberts show us exactly what went down in the Big Easy when the levees failed. Up the Yangtze also dealt with flooding, but this time it’s a damn project that will dam the Chinese river. Over two million people will be displaced. The footage is stunning and sad knowing soon it’ll all be gone in the name of making more cheap plastic stuff for Wal-Mart. Man on a Wire also deals with a place that’s gone. In 1974, Philippe Petit balanced for nearly an hour on a wire between the World Trade Center Towers. The film lets us know how this amazing stunt was pulled off. This is a powerful and entertaining trio of films that should be coming to a major city or college near you.

I was asked not to publish reviews of Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson and Glass: a portrait of Philip in twelve parts. So I won’t. It’s not like I’m holding back the secret of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Meth. Good Ol’ Charles Schulz was the same version that ran on PBS. The Schulz family really hates the film and there was a rumor that they wanted to stop the screening.

Werner Herzog destroyed the myth of Germans being sticklers for quality control. He didn’t show up to introduce his Encounters at the End of the World. This turned out to be a good thing since the screening was a nightmare. A few minutes into the film, the HD image started to ghost. The problems grew to the digital image flaking and freezing up. The audio didn’t have any issues. But it became a burden to watch since constantly the beautiful shots of Antarctica’s underwater life went to hell. A small note to people who ship out their movies on cutting-edge technology: Send a back up copy. If Werner had included a DVD version of the film, all this could have been prevented. Sure it wouldn’t have been as pretty, but it would have been as frustrating an experience. Encounters was so rich as it showed what type of people spend their time at the South Pole. Herzog’s humor comes out as he deals with volcanoes and penguins. I’ll be rewatching Encounters when it comes on Discovery Channel HD. Shame Werner wasn’t in the theater cause I would have loved to see him go nuts in person.

The true delight of the festival was Spine Tingler! The William Castle Story. Director Jeffrey Schwarz and his crew capture the legacy of one of cinema’s great showmen. Castle directed horror films such as Macabre, House on Haunted Hill, The Tingler, Thirteen Ghosts and Homicidal, but his ultimate genius was in the gimmicks he created to put butts in the seats. For Macabre he insured all the viewers for $1,000 if anyone dies of fright. House on Haunted Hill had Emergo – better than 3-D! And The Tingler had Perceptor! During the ’50s America’s youth went nuts for monsters with the Shock! movie package bringing Frankenstein and Dracula to TVs. Castle gave the kids a reason to flock to the movie theater to get their cinematic thrills and chills.

Spine Tingler! gives us the directors that admired Castle including John Waters, John Landis and Joe Dante singing his praises. There’s plenty of vintage footage to take us back to that time when a man wanted to do more than ship a film to the theater. Castle looked thrilled to be around people flocking to see his films. While a lot of showbiz documentaries turn into depressing tales of downward excess, this movie is uplifting. Castle never directed a scary Monsterpiece, but he produced Rosemary’s Baby. He also lived for more than his movies. His family was extremely important to him and it shows as his daughters talk about him.

A lot of people talk about the importance of seeing movies in theaters with an audience. Castle came up with amazing ways to make it a special event to see his films. After the documentary, the Full Frame folks ran a 35mm print of The Tingler. While they didn’t wire up Perceptor to the streets, Skip and Germaine from AVGeeks tossed stuffed Tinglers into the audience during the black out moment. Everyone had fun screaming along with the action.

Schwarz said there’s no DVD in the works for Spine Tingler! If you want to know if the documentary is coming to you area for a festival screening, visit www.spinetinglermovie.com.

HOW’S BUSINESS

The highlight of Full Frame is the annual State of the Doc panel. Instead of having critics or filmmakers speculate, the roundtable group consisted of distributors who know what’s selling tickets. After several boom years with hits like Mad Hot Ballroom and Winged Migration, the documentary box office has taken a hit.

Last year distributors had high hopes for In the Shadow of the Moon, Crazy Love and My Kid Can Paint That. None of the trio made March of the Penguins coin. What’s worse is that there are now twice as many documentaries receiving theatrical releases than at the start of the 21st century. The market is overwhelmed. The outlook for the moment is that theatrical release is merely a way to get a higher profile for the DVD release rather than a profit generating machine.

Tom Quinn of Magnolia Films spoke of how Cocaine Cowboys was a flop theatrically by barely pulling in $60,000. But it’s moved more than 100,000 DVDs. Plus it was a major hit on XBox Video On Demand. This has allowed the company to produce Cocaine Cowboys 2. Quinn promises more in the series if the response continues. The title appeals to the fans of Miami Vice, Scarface and Grand Theft Auto.

Greg Kendall of Balcony recounted how King Corn‘s producers were selling the DVDs while the film was in the theaters. This allowed people across the country that weren’t near the theaters to see the film after reading the big city reviews. They also did brisk business renting the film for small group non-theatrical screenings. He mentioned how people wanted to set up private screenings rather than have their group wander over to the nearby art house running the documentary. There are plenty of people concerned about how corn has overtaken our diet and economy.

The ability for people to watch full length films on the internet has helped small films reach more eyeballs. Thomas Zadra of Red Envelope, Netflix’s DVD company, sees film fans enjoying this new delivery system. He stated that DVDs of Helvetica, the font documentary, has been sent out to 60,000 subscribers and that 60,000 subscribers have clicked Watch Now. The sad news for traditional Mac users is that the Watch Now function is nowhere in sight. Damn you, Steve Jobs! While Zadra won’t say anything, it does sound like Jobs is restricting Safari to keep it iTunes turf.

For those thinking of getting into the documentary world, the panel’s simple tips were: Take plenty of hi-res stills for the publicity kit. Make sure you can afford to license the music on your soundtrack. Shoot in True HD because that’s what the cable channels want. When you send your documentary to people, put your name and phone number on the actual DVD disc.

The big thing that came from the talk was that the lessons of William Castle must be put to use. Be special when marketing your specialized film. For the first weekend, you might want to be at the screening. Make the audience know there’s a reason they must come out that weekend and not put off coming down to the cinema. Your film can be yanked after a few empty seat screenings. And don’t dream you’ll be making Michael Moore cash off your film. Be realistic about your subject, budget and box office unless you have tons of penguins in the film.

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

While hanging outside Full Frame in the plaza, I spot a husky guy in an expensive suit with bright almost white hair. “What’s Ric Flair doing at a documentary film festival?” As the guy gets closer and I get excited at meeting the Nature Boy one more time, I realize it’s actually Phil Donahue. Was I disappointed. Even worse was he didn’t have Marlo Thomas with him. I was hoping to ask for her memories of the Impeccable Hair of Ted Bessell. Phil was at the Festival to promote his movie Body of War.

DVD SHELF

Now the actors are going to go on strike? No!!! There’s no reason to give up watching DVDs since this “new season” will only last a few weeks.

Cloverfield is like Godzilla attacking the set of Gossip Girl. We’re watching home video footage of a Manhattan party full of vapid kids when out of nowhere a giant monster rampages across the city. It’s an interesting twist on the Giant Monster on the rampage movie since we don’t cut all over the city to show to cover the action. The attack is more intimate when seen through camcorder’s lens. It’s just kids trying to survive the disaster. The little monsters in Cloverfield are especially creepy. You’ll enjoy getting to freeze frame and slo-mo the monster scenes.

Matlock: The First Season means my Uncle Bill will no longer have to worry about when his favorite lawyer is on TV as he travels around the globe. Matlock allowed Andy Griffith to be a Southern lawyer for nine seasons. This first season sets up his law firm. Unlike Sheriff Andy Taylor on The Andy Griffith Show, Matlock doesn’t work for cheap. He also has a lawyer daughter (Lori Lethin) to help him on the cases. His main private investigator (Kene Holliday) brought youth to the show as he hustled for clues and cash. He adds a little comic relief, but he’s no bumbling Barney Fife. The two part episode “The Don” has Griffith tangle with William Conrad. It’s Cannon vs. Matlock! When I visited retirement communities, Matlock was always on TV. This is the perfect gift for the AARP member in your life.

Perry Mason: 50th Anniversary Edition is a sampler of special episodes along with plenty of bonus features. There’s nothing from Seasons 1 & 2 so dedicated fans of the legal mastermind won’t be double dipping. The special guests in the episodes include Burt Reynolds, Leonard Nimoy, Robert Redford, Bette Davis and Adam West. The bonus features include the original screen tests. Thrill to the sight of Raymond Burr playing D.A. Hamilton Burger. They also have William Hopper auditioning to be Perry Mason. What a different show this could have been. They also have the comeback movie of the week Perry Mason Returns. The biggest shocker is a 22 year old interview Burr did with Charlie Rose to promote the show. Charlie Rose doesn’t age. The entire cast ends up on Stump the Stars. For those who’ve enjoyed the first two seasons on DVD, this is a treasure chest of bonuses.

Melrose Place: Season 4 opens when Marcia Cross blew up the apartment complex. The strange thing is that in the aftermath of this disaster, she moves into the rebuilt place. But who watched Melrose Place for logic? This was the fourth of seven seasons so the insanity just keeps on coming over the 32 episodes packed in the boxset.

Sabrina the Teenage Witch: The Complete Animated Series is not the animated version of the Melissa Joan Hart series. This is the original comic book version of Sabrina that was part of The Archies universe. I remember a TV minister’s nasty rant about how Archies comics were a gateway to Satanism because of Sabrina. Did anyone get the urge from watching Jughead to sacrifice goats? The Sabrina episodes are cute with her secretly using her magic to solve problems. The Groovie Goolies is already out on DVD in case you want to double feature them like CBS did on Saturday mornings in 1970.

Laverne and Shirley: The Fourth Season brings more fun from America’s favorite brewery workers. Laverne and Shirley are still living in the basement. They still hang around the Pizza Bowl. As a man, I watch this series for the golden moments from Lenny and Squiggy. How come these two guys didn’t get more action from the ladies? They had real jobs and cool jackets. The freakish episode of the season is “The Feminine Mistake” with Laverne having the hots for a co-worker played by Jay Leno. This explains why Leno pursued the Tonight Show instead of Oscar glory. Leno’s chin is in prime form with his supporting Elvis sized sideburns.

Surviving Motherhood: Your Guide to Being a Mom is the perfect gift if you’ve discovered that way too many of your friends are knocked up. Over the course of 13 episodes, your expectant parent pals can understand that they’re going to turn into nutcases. Sleep deprivation and lack of adult time is clearly covered in this series.

What Not to Wear: Mom Makeovers Clinton Kelly and Stacy London perform missionary work in the world of stretch pants and sweatshirts. Can these frumpy moms get a wardrobe makeover that will make their children proud? Or at least have their kids’ friends utter the MILF line?

Meerkat Manor: Season Two avoids the sophomore navel gazing found in a majority of reality shows. The Meerkats don’t reflect of their newfound fame. They’re the same frisky critters living Kalahari Desert. They’re not partying with Brody Jenner or getting tattoos on L.A. Ink. They’re just Meerkats doing their best to survive. It’s more real than The Hills.

Growing Up Wildcats has nothing to do with kids in Kentucky. It’s a four part series about how lions, tigers, cheetahs and black leopards mature. They are so cute when they are cubs. These are a lot more involved than those old 16mm educational films they’d project in third grade.

FROM WOODSTOCK TO PUMPS

Anyone else shocked at seeing Carlos Santana pimping his line of women’s shoes at Macys? Who knew that the man who rocked the world with “Black Magic Woman” secretly aspired to be Ed Bundy? What’s next from the dinosaurs of rock? Brian Wilson’s discount mattresses? Keith Richards’ blood thinner? Shane MacGowan’s teeth whitening strips? Mike Love’s douchebag? Fred Durst’s ball waxing kit? Kevin Federline’s condoms?

HIRING MORONS

What part of Gordon Ramsay’s contract with Fox had him surrender his integrity? The new season of Hell’s Kitchen is barely a few episodes old and it’s a disasterpiece. Are we really supposed to believe any of these people are deserving of being an Executive Chef at Ramsay’s latest restaurant? I wouldn’t let these people work a nacho stand at a cock fight. They’ve had two dinner services that completely fell apart.

I can find 15 interesting people in the restaurant business that can make Beef Wellington and risotto in their sleep. These people are pathetic on a Jessica Simpson level. Why would you want to eat at a restaurant knowing these spastic fools are supposedly running the kitchen? Is Ramsay setting up a pigeon for the new season of Kitchen Nightmares? The winner should be given a gift certificate to Pizza Hut and told to never go inside a working kitchen.

If any of these people showed up at Ramsay’s office looking for a job, would he have hired them to clean toilets or peel potatoes? None of these people deserve this lofty prize.

WHY SO GREY?

Over the last few years I’ve noticed video companies and Netflix have gone with gray paint on their DVD discs instead of full color artwork. Thomas Zadra of Red Envelope said that the gray DVDs have a lower breakage rate at Netflix. So now you know.

RUPES HATES KATIE

Why is Rupert Murdoch going out of his way to make life hard on Katie Couric? First he has his new toy, the Wall Street Journal write a rumor filled article about how CBS is ready to oust her. Then he gets the talking heads at Fox News to keep repeating this article with the Wall Street Journal as their sole source since Fox News doesn’t like to gather real facts cause reporters cost money. What did Katie do so wrong to Rupes? Was he upset when she didn’t poke his colon at a fundraiser?

Win SALUDOS AMIGOS and THE THREE CABALLEROS on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 8:05 pm

contestheader.jpg

We’re giving away, in conjunction with Walt Disney, three (3) copies of THE CLASSIC CABALLEROS COLLECTION on DVD, which features both SALUDOS AMIGOS and THE THREE CABALLEROS on one disc.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, May 12th.

Check out the clips below…

Piñata…

Llamas…

Matchbox Game…

Gaucho…

<

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, May 12th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

May 2, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #41: A Trip To The Wood-Wrong’s Shop

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:35 am

snydecast-header.png

snydecast-logo2.png

Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

linesm.gif

KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #41: A Trip To The Wood-Wrong’s Shop – Ken & Dana catch up on last week’s New York Comic-Con, find out what’s in Dana’s workshop this week, get lost in inane workshop talk, make a special plea to their listeners, reminisce about sandwiches lost to time, and try to pull out of a tale spin in time for their new outro song.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
Episode #41 (MP3 format)

[audio:http://traffic.libsyn.com/snydecast/ken_p_d_snyde_cast-41.mp3]

SUBSCRIBE
Subscribe to this Podcast via iTunes

Got something to say? E-mail Dana & Ken at the Snydecast mailbag.

line.gif

CLICK HERE FOR THE SNYDECAST ARCHIVES

line.gif

##

Weekend Shopping Guide 5/2/08: NORM!!!

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:08 am

weekendshopping.jpg

The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

It seems like forever and a day since the release of the last season of Cheers (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) on DVD, but after (literally) years of waiting, we finally get season 9 – leaving only two more to go before the whole thing is in our grubby mitts. This is the season that found Rebecca engaged to Robin Colcord, Frasier and Sam fighting, Carla entering the “Miss Boston Barmaid” competition, and more. The 5-disc set features all 26 episodes, but STILL no bonus materials. Why????

blankguide.gif

While Warners Golden and Hanna-Barbera Collections and Disney’s Treasures get all the publicity, kudos must be given to Universal for their treatment of the Walter Lantz library in the second of their Woody Woodpecker and Friends Classic Cartoon Collection (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP). The 3-disc set features 75 theatrical cartoons starring Woody, Andy Panda, Chilly Willy, and more, plus some Oswald The Lucky Rabbits. Bonus features include 12 behind-the-scenes segments with Lantz from the Woody Woodpecker Show, a full-length Woody Woodpecker Show episode, and a pair of rare Lantz TV pilots.

blankguide.gif

Proving that their premium collector’s imprint – The Miriam Collection – wasn’t just a one-off fluke, the next collector’s edition has been released, featuring a restored presentation of The Fall Of The Roman Empire (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$39.92 SRP). The 3-disc set features an audio commentary, a making-of documentary, looks at the real history and comparisons to the Hollywood version, a collection of historic films about Ancient Rome, the 1964 promotional film, the theatrical trailer, and more.

blankguide.gif

Though they had the chance to do a nice restoration of both Saludos Amigos and The Three Caballeros (one of my favorite films), Disney instead opted to do just a quickie dump job on the new single-disc Classic Caballeros Edition (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$19.99 SRP). Saludos Amigos is still in it’s PC-edited form (minus animation of Goofy smoking), and the bonus materials – a pair of shorts, a featurette on Disney south of the border, and an exert from a CBC interview with Walt – don’t quite make up for the lack of restoration and the still-present editing. A shame, really.

blankguide.gif

The decade-spanning adventures of Young Indiana Jones (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$129.99 SRP) come to a close with the third and final volume. The 10-disc set contains the final clutch of episodes, and wraps things up with over 15 hours of bonus featurettes, going both behind the scenes of the series as well as the historical periods through which it travels.

blankguide.gif

The city of London is endlessly fascinating to me, so a book like Necropolis: London And Its Dead (Simon & Schuster, $24.95 SRP) is a real page turner. Essentially, it’s a history of London’s treatment of its deceased going all the way back to the bronze age, with the revelation that the city is essentially a century-spanning mass grave.

blankguide.gif

It’s by no means a great film, but First Knight (Sony, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.94 SRP) is an entirely watchable flick that used to be a cable staple (must be the presence of Connery). Well, now it’s got a new special edition, featuring a pair of commentaries and behind-the-scenes featurettes that will almost make you forget Richard Gere’s “eh” performance.

blankguide.gif

There was a very good film to be made from the first book Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy, The Golden Compass (New Line, Rated PG-13, DVD-$34.99 SRP). Sadly, that film does not exist. Instead, we get a bloated, annoyingly muddled CGI snoozefest that limped into theaters like a wounded fighting polar bear. Think I’m wrong? Just try and wade through this cinematic molasses. Pullman’s series was (until the third book, anyway), a brilliant set of books. This is just… feh. The 2-disc Platinum Edition features an audio commentary, featurettes on the novel, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and more.

blankguide.gif

Twomorrows’ excellent Modern Masters series reaches its 16th volume with the release of their spotlight on Mike Allred (Twomorrows, $14.95 SRP). If he had only created Madman, his place in comics history would be in hand, but when you add The Atomics, Red Rocket 7, and the various big company series he’s illustrated to the list accomplishments, he more than merits the title of Modern Master.

blankguide.gif

To see the early 20th century in color is an odd, odd thing. It somehow seems less real than the common black and white footage of the era – almost as if we’re viewing a reenactment instead of the genuine people of the period. Well, there’s plenty of rare, disconcerting, and ultimately fascinating footage to be found in The British Empire In Color (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP). Check it out.

blankguide.gif

Light and frothy and entirely harmless, 27 Dresses (Fox, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is the kind of romantic comedy that depends entirely on the supposed chemistry of its lead (Katharine Heigl) to carry the lightweight script through to the finish line. Heigl stars as Jane, a perpetual bridesmaid whose private crush on her boss (Edward Burns) becomes complicated when her younger sister (Malin Akerman) begins courting him. As you can expect, this forces Jane’s hand, and would you guess what happens next? Can you? Bonus features include deleted scenes and a quartet of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

blankguide.gif

Some may consider them WC tomes, but I enjoy the trivia found in the books Black Cats And April Fools (Metro, $14.95 SRP) and Ancient Obscenities (Chalford Press, $14.95 SRP). As the subtitle states, Black Cats And Old Fools tells the “origins of old wives’ tales and superstitions in our daily lives”, from throwing salt over your shoulder to opening an umbrella indoors. Ancient Obscenities basically is an overview of antiquity’s views on sex and the off-color, revealing many a lost or purposely obfuscated joke or representation.

blankguide.gif

Not only am I a sucker for historical documentaries, I’m also a sucker for a good contemporary documentary, and this week’s recommendation in that category is War Dance (Image, Rated PG-13, DVD-$27.98 SRP). In a nutshell, it’s the story of a group of children in war-ravaged Northern Uganda whose love of music and dance elevates their spirits above the horrible realities of the world around them, eventually bringing them to a musical competition in the nation’s capitol. Bonus features include deleted/extended scenes and the theatrical trailer.

blankguide.gif

I still won’t forgive him for providing the foundation upon which George Lucas has built and incredibly infuriating ego, but there’s still some interesting insights to be found in Joseph Campbell’s Mythos II (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP). The 2-disc set features 5 programs exploring Campbell’s theories, hosted by Susan Sarandon.

blankguide.gif

The seventh season of The Waltons (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) finds the wholesome family dealing with the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor and the arrival of war, which certainly sends the mountain clan into a tizzy. The 3-disc set features all 23 episodes. Sadly, Warners has begun using those crappy double-sided discs again. Why, Warners? Why?

blankguide.gif

Put the news of the upcoming remake out of your mind with the complete fourth season of Beverly Hills 90210 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), a glorious 90’s time capsule of big hair and big sideburns. The 8-disc set features all 31 episodes, plus retrospective featurettes. If that wasn’t enough Aaron Spelling soapiness for you, then be sure to pick up the 4th season of Melrose Place (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) as well – the 9-disc set of which features all 32 episodes.

blankguide.gif

If HBO’s recent biopic miniseries chronicling the political life of John Adams has made you curious about the Adams clan through American history, then you might want to check out the DVD release of the 1976 PBS miniseries The Adams Chronicles (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP). The 4-disc set contains all 13 programs that span the Revolutionary War of John Adams to the Gilded Age of Charles Francis Adams, Jr.

blankguide.gif

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

##

Cabin Fever #22: Tear-away Three-Way

Filed under: Cabin Fever — Tags: , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:07 am

cabinfeverheader.png

cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

linesm.gif

CABIN FEVER #22: Tear-away Three-Way!!! – With the guys getting kicked out of their regular recording haunt, they are forced to resort to more unorthodox methods. So while they await their shiny new recording equipment to arrive from overseas, they take part in a far-less-kinky-than-it-sounds three-way with Quick Stop head honcho Ken Plume. Economic downturns are discussed, as are Brian’s smelly house pants.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
Episode #22 (MP3 format)

[audio:http://traffic.libsyn.com/cabinfever/cabin_fever_22.mp3]

SUBSCRIBE
Subscribe to this Podcast via iTunes

Got something to say? E-mail Aaron & Brian at the Cabin Fever mailbag.

line.gif

CLICK HERE FOR THE CABIN FEVER ARCHIVES

line.gif

##

Trailer Park: Whitney Cummings

By Christopher Stipp

My Complete Archives? Right Here…

I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

If I could interview subjects, people, like Whitney Cummings I could forever be content with being the guy on the sidelines who simply learns about what happens on the set of a film while trying to understand what the project means to someone’s overarching career goals. Whitney was deftly able to take my questions and give me honest answers in a way that I found genuinely refreshing, person to person. There wasn’t any pretense, there wasn’t a facade, there wasn’t anything between her job as backup to Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan and my questions about what she felt her place was in the grand scheme of things.

Opening today, MADE OF HONOR simply seems like one of those films which might actually depend more on the talents of the film’s leading man instead of the popular female lead. Dempsey has proven himself more than capable of holding his own in ENCHANTED, one of Disney’s greatest feats on the big screen in recent years, and who among us can argue with the Goliath-ian power it took Patrick to get from CAN’T BUY ME LOVE and LOVERBOY to prime-time prince of relevancy; it should have been an impossibility but it’s that guy’s charm which is proving to be his greatest asset. That’s partially why an interview with Whitney was alluring. The other part of it is that Whitney makes her living touring the country as a practicing comedienne and there isn’t anything more tempting than the opportunity to get an honest taste of what it’s like to step onto a blackened stage and having a pack of people treat you like it’s Roman circuses all over again: We are here. Entertain us!

Whitney and I discuss all sorts of things, like comedy, inspirations, education, why Patrick Dempsey is a gay crush of mine, films, traveling and whether Carrot Top deserves to live. You can’t help but wish all sorts of positive things for Whitney and as she broke down the ways in which she realizes how she fits in to the cosmic order of things, regardless of how big or small the project she’s being paid to be in, she just has the kind of easy breezy attitude I wish I could have just navigating my own job.

We open on a conversation between Whitney and myself, discussing the topic of what films Molly Ringwold has notoriously turned down. One of those, reportedly, was GHOST and the other was the widely well received whore cum (pun intended) princess fairy tale, PRETTY WOMAN. It’s best to just jump right into the middle of the fray.

CUMMINGS: It’s interesting, isn’t it?

CS: Fascinating. I love to hear stories like that of things that people have passed on.

CUMMINGS: She wasn’t really working around that time, was she? PRETTY WOMAN was what, ’92?

CS: Yeah, it was like ’90, ’91, sometime around there.

CUMMINGS: What was she doing with herself? If you think about it, that movie was literally a comedy about a prostitute. That movie would never get made today. Can you imagine a writer going through auditions ““ hilarious comedy about a prostitute who is doing a rich guy and she gets out there and then someone tries to rape her ““ it’s such a dark premise when you think about it.

CS: That’s very true.

CUMMINGS: That’s George from Seinfeld trying to rape her in that movie.

CS: But she’s got a heart of gold.

CUMMINGS: She does have a heart of gold. But in the first script she died at the end. The other movie I saw the other day is DIRTY DANCING. DIRTY DANCING is a movie about abortion. That was the whole reason that Baby needed to learn how to dance. It was an abortion movie.

CS: Just a fool to believe…

CUMMINGS: It’s just kind of funny at how dark the movies were in the late 80’s.

CS: But you know, those guys were salesmen. They were able to convince somebody, “Oh yeah, sounds like a really good idea.”

CUMMINGS: But the movie is about abortion. No, it’s about dancing. Abortion is just why they danced. It’s just so funny when you think about it because that would never fly today. We’ve gotten more conservative I guess.

CS: I would absolutely agree with that. Things have gotten a little more tame. But you got to be in a movie ““ watch this segue ““ you got to be in a movie with a man that embodied that 80’s movie vibe.

CUMMINGS: You know what’s really funny? When I was going in to do voice over after the movie was finished, we were looking at it ““ the movie was shot in England ““ really beautiful shots on film, lush green rolling hills and I’m looking at it and I’m thinking this movie looks like the 80’s. It had that vivid feel of like Robin Hood. It’s amazing the demographic he has because he’s so famous. What was that, 18 years ago? That movie was so meaningful to so many people. And now he has been reborn with his new show, so his demographic literally is 16 to 65. Where with some actors they have the teen audience ““ Zach Efron has the teens, Brad Pitt has the 30 year old women, but he has got every generation. It is so wild.

CS: You know, I have no shame saying this, I think my gay crush would be Patrick Dempsey.

CUMMINGS: You are not alone. Guys would even say Patrick Dempsey or Tom Brady.

(Laughs)

Tom Brady ““ I know guys would even say, “If I had sex with him it doesn’t mean I’m gay.”

CS: But you have to say, “If I HAD to ““ If someone put a gun to my head…”

(Laughs)

CUMMINGS: Yes, Patrick Dempsey ““ women want him, men want to be like him. That’s what I have to say about that. And I totally get it. He’s so charming, so talented, so fun to be with. I think this movie will catapult him back into leading man, opening movies, movie star land again.

CS: I saw him in ENCHANTED and I thought he did a great job in that.

CUMMINGS: I think that ENCHANTED was a tough film for him because he had to play it real but he had to sort of mock her a little bit. He was given a tough task in that movie because he couldn’t make fun of her because she was so likable and I think in the script she wasn’t written as so likeable. He had a lot of challenges in that movie. And Patrick, his charm and likeability can overcome anything.

CS: Like a gigolo pizza guy.

CUMMINGS: Yeah, remember that?

CS: I could go on all day about that guy’s roles.

CUMMINGS: He’s so likable and I think the key to him being a movie star is having women love you and men love you and he is just able to do that. He’s such a pro. He comes and says his stuff and improvises and just has IT. That guy has star quality. He’s got it for sure.

CS: Tell me ““ based on that ““ in the new movie, MADE OF HONOR, how do you compete ““ it’s not competing in that same space but if he’s being funny and you have to be the best friend ““ the funny person ““ how do you navigate that territory to let them be the stars that they are and you provide that backup?

CUMMINGS: It’s interesting and that’s a very good question, because I’m a comedian. I do stand-up every night and doing jokes is my thing. So it’s like going into the ring you have to know what your role is is really important. Are you the singer? Are you the drummer? Are you the bassist? Where you come in is very important. Because when you are doing a movie, especially with talented actors who have been doing it 20 years longer than you it’s important to know you place and to work for the good of the movie, not for the good of you. Selfish acting never gets you anywhere except on the cutting room floor. You don’t come in and try and be funny around Patrick ““ it’s just stupid. It’s best to just trust the writer and their vision instead of your own agenda wanting to be the funniest person. So that was a tough challenge because as a comedian my job is to always be the funniest person all the time and make everybody laugh every 20 seconds. I really did have to restrain myself but after a while ““ after coming in and seeing how funny Patrick was it was best to just leave it to the pro and stick to what the writer wrote for me.

CS: Certainly this differs from TV where you are able to be more fluid ““ this was more set up and practiced and having to channel”¦.

CUMMINGS: I just have to be so conscious of the fact that there are 200 people working on this movie ““ the lighting guys, the grip and the camera guys, the sound guys have set up the theme around what the writer wrote and what the stage directions are and you start messing around trying to be funny and trying to be cute ““ people’s jobs are why is she doing that ““ why is she going off – sometimes, because they knew I was a comedian they would say now we can do a take and you can mess around or now you can improvise but that was different. When all those people are working so hard to create a shot that has been planned out for days, you can’t go in and mess around and give them a damn heart attack.

CS: Right.

CUMMINGS: That was a hard thing for me to accept.

CS: Was it sort of a lesson learned or did you know when you went into things other than television and your stand-up how these unwritten rules play themselves out?

CUMMINGS: Interesting. I was actually blessed to have a job ““ my first job out here in LA was a show called Punk’d on MTV ““ it was a hidden camera prank show with Ashton Kutcher and we would have to do all these hidden pranks to get celebrities in compromised situations and get them to embarrass themselves or whatever and the key was to be very real ““ I did everything from being in the ballet to being a wardrobe stylist to a paramedic to a this or that and created situations where celebrities would really feel the stakes were high that they’re car was stolen or someone got kidnapped or all these crazy things and it had to be so real so they believed it. It would be very easy to give something like that away if you’re trying to make jokes too much because after the 3rd season all celebrities in LA were really paranoid about being punked. Whenever something weird happened, they would be like, “Is this Punk’d?” So we had the challenge to keep it really real and honest and keep it grounded.

I remember my first punk I was doing was with Adam Brody and I was trying to be cute and trying to be funny and doing the wrong thing. He started to catch on and then I had to quickly go back to be real and honest and quickly learned this is not about me, not about my agenda ““ if you just do the task at hand and do the best job at entertaining being honest and trusting the writers and directors, you will succeed, instead of trying to do your own thing and being selfish. So I guess I learned it there and I’m very grateful for that.

So, I learned it on cable instead of in a studio. But it was helpful.

CS: And how was that transitioning from a television atmosphere to a film? Does the scale change?

CUMMINGS: Definitely. I don’t have to bring my own wardrobe that’s for sure. At the end of the day it’s all fulfilling ““ it’s all food for your soul for yourself as an artist. But working on a studio movie ““ granted on every cable thing I’ve ever worked on I’ve always worked with people I admire ““ Ashton Kutcher is extremely talented and such a great guy and all the actors are amazing. But when you work on a studio movie you work with much bigger celebrities. At first I was thinking it was going to be a nightmare ““ working with divas, rude and sure enough they are the nicest people you’d ever want to meet. Patrick, Michelle, Sydney Pollak and everyone that worked on the movie were so great. So wonderful people from cable all the way up to working on big studio movies where the stress is high and pressure is on and instead of shooting in Burbank we were shooting in London and Scotland in all these amazingly beautiful castles. Catering is better.

(Laughs)

CS: How did you get picked? Is this something you went out and auditioned for?

CUMMINGS: They saw a lot of people but I think what set me apart was that I was a comedian and they wanted someone who could add a little bit of comedy to it. It’s really amazing because it’s so hard to get a job in a studio movie if you are not a model or had been working forever because they don’t want to take risks and they are trying to sell it overseas and they need financiers to invest and be able to distribute all over the world and the more famous people that are in it the better and Sony was amazing and I think they were excited about me because I was a comedian and there was this fresh young person and that was really cool.

CS: The story itself ““ I apologize for not knowing a whole lot about it – but why does it take place overseas?

CUMMINGS: Well, there is no way you could know anything about it. Patrick Dempsey has a platonic friend, Michelle Monaghan’s character ““ they are best friends who realizes that he’s in love with her and she goes overseas to Scotland to work, meets a Scottish man and comes back 5 weeks later, engaged, and she asks him to be her Maid of Honor, says she’s marrying a Scottish man and they all have to go over to Scotland for the wedding. So we’re over in Scotland planning the wedding, doing the rehearsal dinner, doing the bridal showers and all this stuff and doing these Scottish games and all these crazy antics over in Scotland so we got to go over there for a month. It was all very, very cool.

CS: So they got to shoot on location?

CUMMINGS: Yes, it was amazing.

CS: Were you basically tagging along for the whole thing?

CUMMINGS: Yeah. They shot in New York for about 2 weeks that I wasn’t there but they didn’t have the bridesmaids. So, we shot in LA for about a week and shot in Scotland for about 6 weeks and London for 3 weeks.

CS: When you’re doing multiple takes is it difficult from the comedy standpoint to make it seem just as witty and just as spontaneous the 3rd, 4th, or 5th take?

CUMMINGS: Yes, and it’s nice to be able to do something different every time unless we are on a major time crunch and we just have to move on. Being a comedian my impulse is to make people laugh, so every time I want to do something different and fresh and make everyone laugh but, again, you just have to know when to be professional and give them just what they need so we can move on. Sometimes in the editing because I’ve done something different every time they can’t cut it ““ that would be my worst nightmare.

CS: I’m also just as curious to find out why ““ I’m reading your condensed bio ““ that you finished college in 3 years vs. 4 yet you chose a career that insures maximum instability.

(Laughs)

CUMMINGS: I love you for that. Well, because I knew that this was going to be my career I knew I wanted to go to college. I got through high school and I knew that every girl who goes out to LA after graduation and doesn’t have an education, they don’t have anything to fall back on but as a performer and having so much training the best thing to do for me would be to not go out to LA and get on a bad sitcom. The best thing I could do was to go improve myself as a person and make myself more interesting and pursue my interests and curiosities and get an education so I have something to say and have a point of view and when I get new material I have some perspective on it and I have some goals, I’m doing a period piece, I’m doing a mystery. And also for my own confidence that when you go into a career that is so unstable the best thing you can do is to have something really solid to fall back on to keep your pride up. And I really wanted to develop as a person. I didn’t want to be an empty person. Not that people that don’t go to college don’t, but it’s something I really wanted to do the compromise was OK I’m going to go to college and do it in 3 years.

CS: Overachieving while being funny. I have to believe it’s one of the hardest things in the world to try to do but do you ever get to the point where you are doing sets every night, obviously some nights go better than others, is being funny a draining thing? Are there times you don’t want to laugh or do anything associated with comedy?

CUMMINGS: Doing stand up is the most enlivening, energizing thing you can possibly do but yes, during the day, it’s really funny because people say for a comedian you are such a serious person. It’s just that, no, I’m off work right now. I don’t always want to be doing jokes, I don’t always want to be on. I can’t always be doing quips. When it’s your job for a living you want to save it for the stage. You don’t see lawyers on their off hours reading paperwork for no reason. After you do it long enough ““ people get into comedy because they like to make people laugh ““ sort of have a need to entertain people and the need to make people laugh so if you’re not doing it on stage they don’t do it all the time. Everyone has their class clown, always making jokes, always on but when you start having 20 minutes, sometimes 40 minutes to an hour a night ““ that need to make people laugh, you get your fix, most of the time, thankfully. So I get it out of my system.

CS: Where did you find your roots? For me, I’ve always been fascinated with comedians ““ one of the first albums I bought was Bob Goldthwait’s album as a kid and I’ve always admired of taking average, normal everyday things and warping the hell out of them. Who were your comedic measuring sticks growing up?

CUMMINGS: My first ever was Paul Reiser. I found a book he wrote called “Couplehood” that he wrote in 89 or 90 and it’s kind of like what Mad About You was based on. It’s all about couples living together and the mundane goofy things that happen. Just like you said, it was about buttering bread in the morning, making coffee all of these little things and made these hysterical, brilliant commentary about the most mundane things and open it up to a hysterical world. The things we take for granted every day ““ you get up, take a shower, get in the car ““ all these things he had such interesting, funny observations. I was so fascinated ““ his sense of humor was so insane. Followed by George Carlin and big for me too was Bill Cosby. I used to watch his show religiously because so much of that was based on his stand up and then later ““ Dave Attell ““ he’s a legend now but he’s very edgy and then I got introduced to Lenny Bruce and then Bill Hicks and it was kind of over.

CS: Oh yeah, Bill Hicks.

CUMMINGS: People are changing the world of comedy. When I was in college I thought I’d change the world and be a journalist. Then I thought the ones that are really making a difference are the ones who do it with a sense of humor. Bill Hicks, George Carlin, those are the people who are making the most profound social commentary followed by Chris Rock, Bill Mahr, Jon Stewart. Humor is a way to endear people.

CS: Now, I am going to ask you a yes or no question and please answer it immediately when I ask: Do prop comedians deserve to live?

(Laughs)

CUMMINGS: Yes. Yes, they do.

(Laughs)

I cannot live without prop comedians. I just think of my jokes as props. That’s my way out. The thing about prop comedians is that ““ Carrot Top makes more than all combined… So I want to get on that train of negativity but you have to respect someone making one hundred million dollars a year with a baton and a teddy bear and some toys.

CS: Actually, I agree with you ““ I think at the end of the day I think the measuring stick is how much money ““ if he’s successful that’s great, it’s game on but why is there such a movement against people perceived as doing easy comedy?

CUMMINGS: Are you kidding? No comedy is easy. No comedy is easy. And guess what, I have to come to his defense, prop comedy is harder than real comedy. Not only is he telling jokes, he is juggling fire, he’s doing a marathon exercise and telling jokes. He does a two hour show with pyrotechnics acrobatically, doing magic, it’s mindblowing, where I just have to sit up there and talk. At the end of the day, funny is a democracy. People are lining up and filling auditoriums and they are making millions and millions of dollars and entertaining people and people are laughing. Carrot Top is sold out every night. People have paid $100 a ticket to go be entertained by him so you can’t say he is not funny. At the end of the day that’s the statistic.

CS: Seriously, I do not want to hijack your whole day so I want to be able to ask you one more question: With whatever kind of success that MADE OF HONOR gets, if indeed it does well and helps propel you forward in your career, what do you hope is the next step in your career progression?

CUMMINGS: I would like a studio project but there are not very many good funny, funny roles for women and it’s sort of hard to find those and I would love to find a role like that. Really big movie directors are doing TV ““ like 30 Rock and Weeds ““ there’s some really good stuff on and I just want to be doing stuff that moves me and makes me laugh. I want it to be meaningful. Stand up is big for me ““ I’d like to do a half hour special.

CS: Anything that might come about in the near future? Comedy Central loves doing those.

CUMMINGS: Yeah, that’s the idea, so check back in a couple months.

(Laughs)

Win ALIENS VS. PREDATOR: REQUIEM on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:13 am

contestheader.jpg

We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox, two (2) copies of ALIENS VS. PREDATOR: REQUIEM on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Friday, May 9th.

<

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, May 9th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

May 1, 2008

MASTERS OF SONG FU – The Battle Begins!!!!

Filed under: Masters Of Song Fu — Tags: , , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:22 am

songfu.jpg

We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we’re launching a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

We have 20 slots open to any and all musicians across this here internet. All you have to do is be one of the first 20 to apply via the form below, and you’re in.

Once those 20 participants have been announced, the showdown will commence.

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the 20 competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to Quick Stop to be voted on by you, the readers.

After one week of intense campaigning and voting, we’ll eliminate the bottom 15 vote-getters – leaving 5 competitors to move on to… ROUND 2.

That’s when things get crazy… But we’ll save the surprise til then.

Oh, and what do we call this competition?

MASTERS OF SONG FU

lucyline.gif

To mix things up a bit, we can also announce three (well, 4, if you’re being technical) very special Masters who you’ll be going up against in this inaugural edition of MASTERS OF SONG FU. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu, and your ultimate challengers:

JONATHAN COULTON

songfu-01.jpgJonathan Coulton on Jonathan Coulton: “In 2005 I left my day job writing software to pursue music full time. To keep myself busy I released a new song on this website every week for a year in a project called Thing a Week. A few of those songs became big internet hits (my folky cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”, a funny video called “Flickr”, a song called “Code Monkey”), and I am now fortunate enough to make my living as a musician.

I write about a lot of geeky stuff because I am a geek. Some of it’s funny, but a lot of it’s not so funny, and even more of it is somewhere in between. I’ve been compared to They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies, Loudon Wainwright III, and other musicians you REALLY LOVE.

I give lots of music away because I believe it helps my cause, and I love it when people use my music to create other stuff – music videos, pictures, remixes, etc. At the moment I’m unsigned, and I’m proud to say I’ve created this whole thing mostly on my own (with plenty of help from an amazingly supportive bunch of fans). But it certainly is getting busy… I will probably sell out and go Hollywood any day now…”

Official Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

PAUL & STORM

songfu-02.jpg Paul and Storm are a comedy music duo, and they have been performing as a duo since 2004. Before that, they were one half of a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook for about 12 years. A Paul and Storm show is part music concert and part standup/improv comedy”“just enough of both to fit neatly in neither category. They like to engage the audience, and are known to award snack cakes and/or other prizes for good (and sometimes bad) behavior. Their show would be PERFECT as a cable special, and would make lots of money for whichever brave channel decides to air them first.

Official Website: www.paulandstorm.com

DOC HAMMER

songfu-03.jpg Doc Hammer was born in 1626 in Hamar, Norway, under the name Erik VonHamer. Being the son of a humble cobbler, not much was expected of the young man, other than to cobble and to not complain about all the cobbling. But Doc was destined for greater things. At 17, with nothing more than really well made shoes and a dream, he made his way to Antwerp to study oil painting under the great Rubens. Within a year, the two were at odds. Rubens spoke (infrequently) of Doc as “that creepy skinny kid,” and Doc spoke of Rubens’s work as “kinda unattractive if you really look at it.” By 1648, Doc had relocated to Leiden, where he found his master in Rembrandt. It was there, in his 23rd year, that Doc met “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth.” After a spicy courtship, “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth” and Doc were married. By 1650 Doc had grown weary of immortality and committed an unsuccessful suicide by burying his never-corpse in the basement of a Dutch cottage. In 1870, Doc again resurfaced. Using the name Vilhelm Hammershoi, Doc resumed his painting career with mild success. After thanking his bride for “the immortality thing” and nicely reminding her that he had “heard every one of her stories like a billion times,” “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth” and Doc split up in 1916. Again, Doc literally went underground until, now using the name Armond Hammer, he resurfaced and made a whole mess of money selling overpriced meds to the Russians. Sick of all the baking soda jokes, Doc faked his death. Biding his time till the MC Hammer thing had blown over, Doc again resurfaced as “Doc Hammer.” Today, Doc still paints in oils and writes, voices, and does other crap for The Venture Bros. (a show you can watch on cable TV).

Official Website: www.myspace.com/dochammer

lucyline.gif

If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY, designed and handcrafted by [adult swim] superstar Dana Snyder. Yes. Dana Snyder.

Remember, you must be able to realize a song both lyrically and musically. This competition is open to both singer/songwriters and bands – but since space is limited, only enter if you truly accept the challenge. As stated above, we’ll be accepting the first 20 valid applications we receive.

Are you ready to bring your Fu? If so, fill out the form below:

THE ENTRY PROCESS FOR ROUND 1 IS NOW CLOSED. ALL CHOSEN COMPETITORS WILL BE NOTIFIED VIA E-MAIL, AND THE ROUND 1 CHALLENGE WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON MONDAY, MAY 19th.

Comics & Comics: Paper Cuts

Filed under: Comics and Comics — admin @ 2:41 am

COMics & Comics 31208- lOGO

Howdy inter-webbers. I’m Matt Cohen and I dig good comic books. I take pride in the fact that I don’t write negative reviews. And that is certainly not to say I enjoy every book I read. In fact, its usually quite the contrary. I just feel with all the “bitching” and moaning on the net about comics, I would create a little haven where we discuss what we LIKE rather then what we hate.

I’m about to betray your trust.

Every so often, something happens in comics that is too big for me to overlook. This week was one of those times. So this week I will be presenting you with a short dissertation entitled, “Countdown to that?”.

Exciting… I know.

Let’s do it to it Kinders… “COUNTDOWN TO THAT?”

countdown_teaser_1_1024x768.jpgSo, honestly, what the hell? Fifty two issues later, what the freaking hell? Countdown will, in my opinion, go down as one of the biggest failures in comic history. I am almost more upset with myself for buying every issue and possible tie-in book than I am with the folks who are responsible for the comic… Almost. What started off as the followup to 52, a mediocre series in its own right, quickly became a beast all its own. The weekly title that you “had” to buy, and yet hated yourself for buying. And this is not to say it started off horrible – in fact, I really enjoyed the first fifteen or so issues of the title. Trickster and Piper were a perfect duo, and when their sideplot was in the swing of things it was one of my favorite things to read every week. Really clever and kinda touching sometimes. These two were truly an odd couple for the ages (Yes, Please).

With minor pluses aside, the series plodded on each week, getting more random and confusing as the run continued. In the beginning, this was a pretty simple book to follow, with about five main characters and one central plot. The turning point for the worse, in my opinion, was the introduction of Karate Kid and his fellow legion members. Yes, I know the book had its hand in the pockets of all things cosmic, what with Darkseid being the main antagonist and all the side stories that took place in space, but the whole Karate Kid/Omac Disease angle seemed extremely tacked on and it completely changed the make-up and structure of the book for the worse. From this point on the book was unable to recover the modest success it had in the beginning, or any of the success that its greater, bigger brother 52 achieved.

Jimmy Olsen Must Die, eh? At this point, I say go for it. Again, Jimmy suffers from what I’d like to call the Countdown Curse – starting strong and ending bizarrely, confusingly and, quite frankly, terribly. I was okay with Jimmy’s newfound powers; I even liked the way in which they manifested themselves (near death instances only). Ah, but the powers that be couldn’t leave a good thing alone. Jimmy had to be “The One” and, why not?, lets give him a bug-alien girlfriend. I understand Jimmy Olsen has gone pretty much unused for the last fifty or so years, but to bump him up to center stage like this seemed tacked on and cheap. And it wasn’t like the fans were clamoring for a newer, hipper Jimmy. I think DC tried to apply the Jason Todd/Bucky model to good old Jimmy Olsen, trying to use a fairly underused character, but unfortunately for them (and us), they failed pretty big. The last ten or so issues were awful. Flat out awful. Anti-climatic, confusing (as per usual) and the farthest thing from epic as possible. I’m not even sure what really happened in them. And, to tell you the truth, I’m not sure I really care.

I hate that I hate Countdown so much. I really do. Paul Dini, besides being the creator of one of my favorite cartoons, also writes my current favorite monthly comic, Detective. So I know that he’s got the goods. I don’t know what went wrong in the creative offices of DC or where the blame lies. Or maybe I’m just overreacting and forgetting that comics, sometimes, are pretty crappy. All I know is this – I bought Countdown on blind faith. Trinity, DC’s next weekly offering, I will not be so trusting of.

So, If you haven’t already, check out my friend and fellow columnist Brett Deacon’s summer movie blog for a great review on a film I got a chance to see the other day, Iron Man. As to not steal the thunder from Brett, I’ll just say a few words, and those words are – Awesome! Robert Downey, Jr. IS Tony Stark. The CGI is top-notch. It is as true to the comic as an adaptation can be. Favreu knocked this one WAY out of the park. I recommend everyone go see this film when it comes out. I doubt you’ll be disappointed. The most exciting Comic Book/Film franchise today.

Well campers, tis all for now. Check back here next week. I’ll be around. Waiting… and hiding.

Matt Cohen is currently playing GTA 4. Not comic related, but great nonetheless

April 30, 2008

Win THE ADVENTURES OF YOUNG INDIANA JONES on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:23 pm

contestheader.jpg

We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, one (1) complete set of all three volumes of THE ADVENTURES OF YOUNG INDIANA JONES on DVD. Not only that, but three (3) runners-up will receive a copy of THE ADVENTURES OF YOUNG INDIANA JONES: VOLUME 3.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 7th.

<

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 7th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

The Greatest Movie Blog Of All Time: Summer Movie KA-BLOOIE!

Filed under: The Greatest Movie Blog of All Time — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:16 am

greatestmovieblog.jpg

There are two seasons that a film lover looks forward to every year: late winter when the studios release their “best” films they hope to contend for awards and summer movie season. The latter is all about the fun (or at least it should be). Let’s be honest, last summer was DREADFUL. One disappointment after another from emo Spider-man to Michael Bay managing to make transforming robots smashing each other to pieces boring. There were a few bright spots (John McClane’s return in “Live Free or Die Hard” comes to mind) but overall it was the worst summer for movies that I can recall.

But it’s a new season and therefore a time for fresh optimism. So for you loyal readers, I’ve compiled a list of this summer’s most anticipated releases, complete with an early review!

MAY

May 2

greatest2008-04-30-01.jpgIRON MAN – EARLY REVIEW!

Who Directed it? Jon Favreau (“Made”, “Zathura”)

Who’s In It? Robert Downey, Jr., Jeff Bridges, Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow

“Iron Man” is perhaps the most faithful comic adaptation to date. Robert Downey Jr. simply IS Tony Stark, a sort of rock star weapons designer who suffers a crisis of conscience when Afghani terrorist use his own weapons against him. Stark is taken prisoner and forced to build them weapons. Defiantly, Stark builds a war machine in order to escape. Upon his return, he vows to use his genius for good and refines his suit design into a sleek red and gold war machine.

RDJ really carries this movie with his wit and charm. As I alluded to earlier, he truly embodies Stark’s boozing, daredevil, playboy charm. Stark’s persona is what Bruce Wayne tries to put forth to make people forget he’s Batman. Terrence Howard has some great moments as Jim Rhodes, an Air Force corporal and perhaps Tony’s only friend. And Gwyneth Paltrow is fantastic as Stark’s Girl Friday, Pepper Potts. Bridges isn’t quite as menacing as he should be as Stark’s business partner/rival Obidiah Stane, but that’s a small quibble (if I have one complaint about the film it’s that Iron Man lacks a worthy adversary).

“Iron Man” certainly doesn’t disappoint. It’s undeniably fun and the best part is you don’t have to be a fan of the comic to get it. It’s a great movie to kick off the summer. Should you see it? Abso-frickin’-lutely.

May 9

SPEED RACER

Who directed it? The Wachowski Bros (“The Matrix”)

Who’s in It? Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, Matthew Fox, Susan Sarandon, John Goodman, Richard Roundtree (no I didn’t make that last one up)

What’s it about? A remake of the popular Japanese animated import, Speed Racer is a race car driver (thank God because otherwise that name would be awkward) in a world that appears to be straight out of a meth addict’s nightmare.

Why should you see it? It’s probably going to be the most visually ambitious film of the summer if not the year.

Why should you avoid it? It may also be the dumbest movie of the year.

What Happens in Vegas”¦

Who Directed it? Tom Vaughan (“Starter For Ten”)

Who’s In It? Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz

What’s it about? Near as I can tell, this is a cautionary tale warning that marriage + alcohol will result in you being married to either Ashton Kutcher or Cameron Diaz and being regretful about it.

Why should you see it? What the previews have only recently let on is that Kutcher’s best friends are played by Rob Cordry and Zach Galifianakis. Those two might just be worth the price of admission on they’re own. Also I really enjoyed Vaughan’s film “Starter for Ten”.

Why should you avoid it? Movies about two attractive people acting vindictive and vicious towards each other rarely work. See: last summer’s “The Break-Up”.

May 16

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN

Who Directed it? Andrew Adamson (“The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe”, “Shrek”)

Who’s in it? All the kids who were in the previous film. And Tilda Swinton.

What’s it about? The Pevensie children journey back to Narnia (without the wardrobe) one year later in Earth time (but 1300 years in Narnia time”¦ talk about jet lag) to find that Narnia has basically turned into Iraq on a good day.

Why should you see it? You may be a fan of the books.

Why should you avoid it? Personally, I’m not a fan of the books and the first film bored me to tears. I expect more of the same here.

May 22

greatest2008-04-30-02.jpgINDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

Who Directed it? Steven Spielberg (duh)

Who’s in it? Harrison Ford (natch), Karen Allen, Shia LeBeouf, Ray Winstone, Cate Blanchett, John Hurt

What’s it about? Indiana Jones goes lookin’ for the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, whatever that is. Oh, and Marion Ravenwood returns. And Indy may be a deadbeat dad. I think that’s it. No wait, Cate Blanchett shows up as a sexy Russian villainess.

Why should you see it? It’s freakin’ Indiana Jones! It’s summer! Do I need to draw you a map? Do you need Indiana Jones to help you use it?

Why should you avoid it? Let’s see, George Lucas resurrecting a popular trilogy 20 years after the last film… what could possibly go wrong? I really hope I’m wrong.

May 30

SEX AND THE CITY

Who Directed It? Michael Patrick King (the series creator)

Who’s in it? Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, Kristen Davis, Chris Noth

What’s it about? Picking up 4 years after the HBO series left off, Carrie (Parker) still hasn’t married Big (Noth). If you can’t decipher that then this movie might not be for you.

Why should you see it? I may be in the minority among most men, but I always enjoyed the series.

Why should you avoid it? If you didn’t like the series then avoid at all costs.

JUNE

June 6

YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN

Who directed it? Dennis Dugan (who previously directed Adam Sandler in “Happy Gilmore”, “Big Daddy”, and “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry”)

Who’s in it? Adam Sandler, Emmanuelle Chriqui, and no doubt Rob Schneider will show up to say some variation of “You can doooo eeeet!”

What’s it about? An Israeli secret agent follows his dream to become a hairdresser in New York City.

Why should you see it? The trailer is kinda funny. It’s an interesting concept, co-written by Judd Apatow.

Why should you avoid it? Most of the same things were said about “I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry” last summer.

June 13

greatest2008-04-30-03.jpgTHE INCREDIBLE HULK

Who directed it? Louis Leterrier (who previously directed the “Transporter” movies and the Jet Li movie “Unleashed”)

Who’s in it? Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt, Tim Blake Nelson

What’s it about? The Hulk gets a complete revamp (Marvel would prefer you forget the Ang Lee interpretation) as Edward Norton takes over as scientist Bruce Banner, who’s a bit sloppy with gamma rays.

Why should you see it? Edward Norton will no doubt be a nerdier Bruce Banner than Eric Bana. Also, rumor has it Robert Downey, Jr. shows up in a cameo as Tony Stark.

Why should you avoid it? The Hulk still looks like a cartoon to me in the trailers. I’m not convinced.

THE HAPPENING

Who directed it? M. Night Shyamalan

Who’s in it? Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo

What’s it about? Not many plot details out there. I’m guessing it that something happens and then there’s a twist ending.

Why should you see it? God, I dunno. I haven’t been a fan of Shyamalan’s for quite some time. I still think “The Sixth Sense” is overrated. But if you need a reason to see it, I’ll go with this: Shyamalan is not listed among the cast credits.

Why should you avoid it? Two reasons (out of what could be several): “Signs” and “Lady In The Water”.

June 20

GET SMART

Who directed it? Peter Segal (“50 First Dates”, “The Longest Yard”)

Who’s in it? Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, The Rock, Alan Arkin, Terence Stamp

What’s it about? Yet another movie update of a 1960’s TV Show, Carrell plays Maxwell Smart, a bumbling secret agent who will no doubt bumble through the entire movie.

Why should you see it? Carell is usually pretty funny. Anne Hathaway is in it. Bill Murray reportedly makes a cameo. Anne Hathaway is in it.

Why should you avoid it? The TV show was rather campy – expect more of the same from the movie.

THE LOVE GURU

Who directed it? Marco Schnabel (directorial debut)

Who’s in it? Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Romany Malco, Justin Timberlake, Verne Troyer

What’s it about? An American-born but Indian-raised love guru (Myers) journeys to Toronto to help a hockey player reunite with his estranged wife.

Why should you see it? This is the first live action film Myers has made since 2003’s “The Cat In The Hat”.

Why should you avoid it? Looks like a retread of Myers’s previous films, which haven’t really held up over time.

June 27

WANTED

Who directed it? Timur Bekmambetov (director of “Night Watch”, Russia’s highest grossing film of all time)

Who’s in it? Angelina Jolie, James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Terence Stamp

What’s it about? Based on the little-known graphic novel, James McAvoy plays an average joe who is recruited by an elite group of assassins who can make bullets move with their mind.

Why should you see it? The action in the trailer looks pretty amazing. Angelina Jolie is back to her dangerous girl roots (no, that’s not a hair joke).

Why should you avoid it? Oooohhh”¦ bullets doing more than moving fast in a straight line? I miss the good ol’ days when bullets moved at normal speed.

greatest2008-04-30-04.jpgWALL-E

Who directed it? Andrew Stanton (“Finding Nemo”, “A Bug’s Life”)

Who’s in it? Voice talents of Sigourney Weaver, John Ratzenberger, Fred Willard, Jeff Garlin

What’s it about? 700 years into the future, humans have left earth and a cute, pint-sized robot (WALL-E) is left to clean up the mess.

Why should you see it? Pixar bats at an unbelievably high average.

Why should you avoid it? You should only avoid this film if you hate America. And animated robots. And have no heart. Those three tend to go hand in hand, I’m thinking. Then again, maybe this is the first Pixar film that bombs, and wouldn’t you like to be ringside for that?

JULY

July 2

HANCOCK

Who directed it? Peter Berg (“Friday Night Lights”, “The Kingdom”)

Who’s in it? Will Smith, Jason Bateman

What’s it about? Will Smith plays the title role, a superhero with Superman-like powers and Lindsay Lohan-like problems.

Why should you see it? Somewhere in the Patriot Act it was made a law that all citizens were required to see a Will Smith movie if it was released on 4th of July weekend. You don’t want to spend the rest of the summer at Guantanamo do you?

Why should you avoid it? A superhero with no mythology is a risky proposition. I say stay away. Be right back, there’s a knock at my door”¦

July 11

MEET DAVE

Who directed it? Brian Robbins (“Varsity Blues”, “Norbit”, and yes – he was the rebel on the ’80s sitcom “Head of the Class”)

Who’s in it? Eddie Murphy, Gabrielle Union, Elizabeth Banks

What’s it about? Pint-sized aliens (all Eddie Murphy) land on earth and inhabit a robot who looks suspiciously like Eddie Murphy.

Why should you see it? God, do you really want to?

Why should you avoid it? Too many reasons to list. I miss the old Eddie.

HELLBOY II – THE GOLDEN ARMY

Who directed it? Guillermo Del Toro (“Hellboy” “Pan’s Labyrinth”)

Who’s in it? Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Jeffrey Tambor, John Hurt

What’s it about? Hellboy returns to fight evil from a mythical world.

Why should you see it? The first Hellboy was definitely a guilty pleasure and a lot of fun. Ron Perlman is perfect in the title role.

Why should you avoid it? If you weren’t a fan of the first film, you’re probably not going to like this one.

July 18

greatest2008-04-30-05.jpgTHE DARK KNIGHT

Who directed it? Christopher Nolan

Who’s in it? Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart, Michael Caine, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman

What’s it about? Batman returns to fight his greatest nemesis, the psychotic Joker.

Why should you see it? So many reasons. Nolan’s first Batman film, “Batman Begins” is already considered one of the best comic book adaptations of all time and that’s rather high praise. Nolan doesn’t treat the franchise like it came from a comic book. Heath Ledger’s posthumous performance as The Joker may very well be his best ever.

Why should you avoid it? It has a rumored running time of 170 minutes, so those with short attention spans need not apply.

MAMMA MIA!

Who directed it? Phyllida Lloyd (feature film debut)

Who’s in it? Meryl Streep, Amanda Seyfried, Pierce Brosnan, Stellan Skarsgard, Colin Firth

What’s it about? Based on the popular Broadway musical, a bride-to-be invites three men to her wedding, one of whom may be her biological father. And there’s a lot of singing and dancing to ABBA tunes.

Why should you see it? All of “The Dark Knight” screenings may be sold out.

Why should you avoid it? You hate ABBA, musicals, and/or Meryl Streep (though I can’t imagine anyone hating Meryl).

July 25

THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE

Who directed it? Chris Carter (creator of the series)

Who’s in it? David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson

What’s it about? Not a clue. But I imagine it involves Mulder and Scully investigating something spooky.

Why should you see it? David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson’s chemistry carried the series through nine seasons and one previous feature film. And admit it, we’re all curious to know what they’ve been up to.

Why should you avoid it? It’s been more than 10 years since the last film and almost 10 years since the series ended. Is this show even relevant any more? Do young audiences recognize these characters?

STEP BROTHERS

Who directed it? Adam McKay (“Taladega Nights”, “Anchorman”)

Who’s in it? Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Mary Steenburgen, Richard Jenkins

What’s it about? Two middle aged “boys” are forced to live under one roof when their parents get married.

Why should you see it? The trailer is really funny and Reilly and Ferrell make a good comedy team, particularly when directed by McKay.

Why should you avoid it? Ferrell hasn’t been funny lately.

AUGUST

August 1

THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR

Who directed it? Rob Cohen (taking over for Stephen Sommers)

Who’s in it? Brendan Fraser, Jet Li, Maria Bello (taking over for Rachel Weisz), John Hannah, Luke Ford

What’s it about? Apparently ancient China had mummies too. Who knew?

Why should you see it? The previous Mummy films were kinda fun.

Why should you avoid it? The previous Mummy films were only kinda fun.

August 8

greatest2008-04-30-06.jpgPINEAPPLE EXPRESS

Who directed it? David Gordon Green (Yeah, that guy who made heavy dramas such as “George Washington”, “Undertow”, and recently “Snow Angels”)

What’s it about? Two stoners witness a murder and have to go on the run.

Why should you see it? The trailer is undeniably funny and Seth Rogen is riding a hot streak. Plus a stoner action movie is long overdue (no, every Keanu Reeves action film does not count).

Why should you avoid it? Getting stoned doesn’t make one want to run around much. unless it’s out for munchies. I’m just guessing, I only got stoned once in college.

August 15

TROPIC THUNDER

Who directed it? Ben Stiller

Who’s in it? Ben Stiller, Robert Downey, Jr., Jack Black, Nick Nolte, Bill Hader, Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson, Steve Coogan

What’s it about? A bunch of pretentious actors filming a Platoon-like war movie are dumped in the middle of a very real war in Asia. Robert Downey, Jr. plays an Australian method actor who undergoes a surgical procedure to play a black sergeant.

Why should you see it? I’m guessing for Robert Downey, Jr. I like Ben Stiller but I’m not a big fan of his wacky comedies.

Why should you avoid it? End of the summer blues maybe? I hope people don’t avoid this film because of Downey, Jr. donning black face. I like to believe modern audiences aren’t that dumb.

Top 5 movies I’m looking forward to this summer (minus Iron Man as I’ve already seen it):

1. The Dark Knight
2. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
3. Pineapple Express
4. WALL-E
5. X-Files: I Want To Believe

Well there you have it, I’ve laid out your entire summer for you. Try and mix in some sun here and there, I don’t want to see a lot of pale people in the theatres come August.

Brett Deacon admits he loves summer movies mostly because theaters have air conditioning. And popcorn.

VENTURE BROS. – New York Comic-Con Panel

ventureheader.jpg

If you weren’t one of the lucky few who were able to attend the Venture Bros. panel at New York Comic-Con (and to see the exclusive SEASON 3 TEASER), no need to fret – below, you’ll find the entire panel in 5 easy to navigate streaming editions shot with the Quick Stop Uber-Cam system (you’ll find the embed code for each part beneath the respective segment).

The new season of Venture Bros. premieres June 1st on [adult swim].

« Newer PostsOlder Posts »

Powered by WordPress