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July 1, 2010

Win THE HUNGER GAMES!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:57 am

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In conjunction with Scholastic Press, we’re giving away a one (1) grand prize featuring a copy of THE HUNGER GAMES and a $25 VISA gift card. Four (4) runners-up will receive a copy of THE HUNGER GAMES.

Suzanne Collins’s THE HUNGER GAMES arrives on paperback in stores on July 6th.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win DRAGNET 1968: SEASON 2 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away a copy of DRAGNET 1968: SEASON 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win BAKUGAN BATTLE BRAWLERS: CHAPTER 2 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:36 am

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In conjunction with Cartoon Network Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BAKUGAN BATTLE BRAWLERS: CHAPTER 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win SQUIDBILLIES: VOLUME 3 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:27 am

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In conjunction with Adult Swim Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SQUIDBILLIES: VOLUME 3 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

FREDagator: 2010-07-01

Filed under: FREDagator — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:48 am

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Did you ever think that you’d see a live action take on What’s Opera Doc? Well? Didja?…

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Bagged & Boarded 60: A Brief Respite With The People Vs George Lucas

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #60: A Brief Respite With The People Vs George Lucas – In which Matt sits down with Alexandre Philippe and Robert Muratore, the filmmakers behind the new feature documentary THE PEOPLE VS GEORGE LUCAS, and discuss everything Lucas Related – From the films to the toys to the beard, BandB presents an in-depth conversation about the man we all love to hate. There go our kitchen privileges at Skywalker Ranch…

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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June 30, 2010

Review: Walkabout

Filed under: Articles,Reviews — Tags: , , , — Aaron @ 5:07 pm

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Walkabout

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walkabout-bdA common refrain mentioned in reviews of immaculately shot films states, “You could take a frame of this movie and hang it in an art gallery.” When you think about it, it’s a silly rave, as cinema comprises 24 photographs a second, and numerous photographs contain a painterly quality. Naturally, the films where this line can be most readily applied enjoy the contributions of cinematographers with the keenest sense of landscape and portrait photography. Ergo, the beauty of Walkabout should come as no surprise, given director/cinematographer Nicolas Roeg’s involvement; case in point, this is the man as responsible, if not more so, for the look of David Lean’s gorgeous epic Lawrence of Arabia whie serving as assistant director as the film’s actual cinematographer or Lean himself.

I say should, because not even a few glimpses of the film in online trailers could prepare me for the jaw-dropping, deeply atmospheric majesty of Roeg’s natural compositions. The story of two schoolchildren abandoned in the Australian Outback, Walkabout emphasizes the harshness of the climate and its alien appearance to sheltered, city-dwelling children by heightening the reddish hue of the soil until the endless desert comes to resemble the Martian landscape, a light science fiction touch echoed when the frequency of the two kids’ portable radio modulates in otherworldly tones over a shot of the Moon. Cleaned up for Criterion’s restoration, the tone poetry of Walkabout‘s alternately beautiful and terrifying landscapes and carefully edited close-ups make a case not for hanging some of its frames in a museum — and some shots, like those of an Aboriginal boy standing utterly immobile in front of a setting sun, could be in an instant — but to show the entire thing in as many art galleries as possible, achieving its full power in the manner in which it is meant to be exhibited. After all, who would ever cut up a painting just because one section of it was so good it could be placed in its own exhibit?

The children, named Peter and Mary in James Vance Marshall’s source novel but left nameless here, are first seen back in Sydney without a care in the world. They even swim in a pool located just off the bank of Port Jackson, as if choosing the chemical blue of their artificial bubble over Australia’s natural water supply mere feet away. Their father, a geologist, looks on with a strange look on his face, and we know something is wrong. The next day, he takes the kids for a picnic out in the bush, where he suddenly snaps and shoots at his children before torching his car and committing suicide. The girl (Jenny Agutter) protects her younger brother (Roeg’s son, Luc) from the truth, and the two move away from the vehicle, deeper into unforgiving terrain. After several days’ worth of stumbling around searching for oases, the two find a Aboriginal boy (David Gulpilil) on his walkabout. The young man does not speak English, and the white children do not know his language, but the three stick together, the Aborigine leading them through the Outback, seemingly just glad for the company.

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From this simple setup comes a film that packs numerous meanings, many of them conflicting if not mutually exclusive, densely packing its trim 100 minutes — and this is the unedited version — with evocative editing, powerful imagery and minimal but devastating performances from all three young actors. The source novel is considered a children’s classic in Australia, but Roeg reworks the material into a looser and much darker realm. Where the children of the book find themselves in the Outback after surviving a plane crash, the suicide of their father in the film creates a more shocking foundation for the kids’ growth. Here, they need the Aborigine not simply for physical guidance back to their people but emotional and spiritual rehabilitation for their trauma.

Rather than shoot the Outback in flat, documentary-like framing, Roeg brings an improvisatory feel to his setting, filming whatever grabbed his fancy and editing together images of landscapes made vibrant and alive by heatwaves, broken up by shots of wildlife. Lizards skittering across the ground, bugs swarming over the carcasses of the creatures that did not survive the terrain, the tiny lifeforms that mingle with the humans and the larger mammals serve to make the Outback at once deathly tranquil and constantly teeming. Occasionally, Roeg and his team clearly saw something interesting and found themselves lacking the proper scope or film stock, but the resulting picture, distorted almost beyond recognition in heavy grain. Yet these shots are as gorgeous, in their way, as the crystalline extreme long shots and sudden, higher-quality zooms, and the various forms that the images take recast the Outback in a borderline surreal light. Indeed, the film that popped into my mind most often while watching Walkabout was The Night of the Hunter, another surreal fairy tale about children taking in a world much bigger and stranger than they can fully process while outrunning death (and another kid’s film that’s far too twisted for children).

As the two white children follow the lean, jovial black teen through the bush, Roeg gently brings to light the nascent sexuality of the older teens. Eyeline matches of the Aborigine checking out the girl’s sun-scorched, sore legs with more than just friendly care and the girl ogling his sweat-glistened muscles plant wisps of desire in the minds of those who have never truly felt it before. Fittingly, the setting of Walkabout serves almost as an ironic visualization of the terror of sexual awakening, a barren wasteland where parents not up for the job of explaining the most crucial, confusing and frightening stage of physical and emotional development in a person’s life abandon their kids to simply figure it out as best they can. When Agutter swims in a pond naked in the film’s most famous sequence, her playful splashes are not simply a means of cooling off in the harsh desert but of flirtatious display to the Aborigine. (Unbeknown to her, the girl’s brother sees her as well, perhaps setting off the first confused feelings that will root the eventual growth of hormones that currently ensnare the older children). Roeg further emphasizes the sexual nature of the film with cutaways to other groups of people in the Outback: a team of Western researchers looks for a downed weather balloon, or at least that was their assigned task. In reality, the men of the team ogle the lone female among them, trying so hard to peek down her lab coat that their heads practically sway with the wind-blown blouse. When the woman even adjusts in her seat, her nylons scratch against each other with hilariously deafening sound, causing the men to whip around and ignore everything else. Heck, even the music that the two city kids primarily receive on their radio is rock, the most blatantly sexual music around.

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Yet Roeg introduces a larger, more complex and far more despairing theme of broken communication between people. The Aborigine and the white children can communicate basic ideas like “water” and “rest” through pantomime, but the two teenagers cannot confess their budding feelings for each other. Again, Roeg’s asides function as thematic support rather than simple tangents: some of the men in the research team speak Italian and do not seem to contribute much to the English-speaking scientists. The three children later pass a small village where a white Australian essentially forces Aborigine children into slave labor. The people likely cannot understand him, and his falsely avuncular attitude belies a disregard for the natives. When his mistress arrives, he heads in to his home to bed her, and his actions with the white woman are as perfunctory and walled-off as his taskmaster behavior with the natives he “employs.”

But Roeg does not simply suggest walls of communication between races or sexes. That is facile material for hack stand-up comedians. No, Roeg puts forward the dark notion that we are all locked into the parameters of our social programming. Rather than portray native society as noble and pure and European civilization as corrupt and arrogant, Roeg focuses on the traits all humans share, for better and worse. The Aboriginal boy spears an animal and clubs it to death, and before the audience can think to call his actions barbaric, the director intercuts shots of a white butcher back in the city casually chopping up meat with a cleaver. The Aborigine shows an amount of respect for his surroundings by eating what he kills, but he also engages in a fair amount of bloodsport, almost cheerily chasing around animals and killing them to prove his ability to dominate in the wild (and possibly impress his new companions). Only when white poachers blaze through in a jeep, casually firing on every animal in the vicinity and driving off as quickly as they arrived does the upbeat feeling of the boy’s spree suddenly feel cold.

The sexual tension between the older boy and girl, of course, is the biggest indication of the subtle ways in which we are all connected, yet Roeg still fashions a film about people who cannot break through barriers that separate them, barriers that have nothing to do with language, as shown by the girl figuring out the Aboriginal word for “water.” What separates them is their entire perception of the world, and because of that they can never be together. In the film’s best, most stunningly shot and most heartbreaking sequence, the Aborigine attempts to communicate his love for the girl in the only way he knows how: a mating dance. As the girl walks through an abandoned barn, Roeg pulls the camera back and up to show the boy following parallel from behind a wall, occasionally slipping past windows and door frames. Finally, he dons tribal paint and engages in an intricate but mysterious dance, so focused that the confused girl fearfully rejects him without realizing his intentions. The next morning, the boy has hanged himself from a nearby tree. The book kills the native through a flu virus that the inoculated Western children carry but do not catch. A surprisingly open display of anti-imperialist sentiment, this ending has a touch of didacticism that Roeg eschews. In his vision, the boy is driven to despair by the epiphany that he cannot reach and touch someone who’s standing right next to him. Perhaps that explains the father’s explosion at the beginning: a geologist sent into the Outback to study it, he found only a place so vast and unique that it broke his conception of the world and took his sanity in the process.

One should not hunt too desperately for a clear meaning, however. To assign a flat reading to so open a visual poem would be reductive and counterproductive to the movie’s atmospheric presentation. The combination of still landscapes and bustling shots of scuttling lifeforms allows Roeg to use the Outback as its own dimension, a place that isolates its travelers from the social ties that bind them before introducing a whole wave of creatures to force people into finding a more universal outlook; remember that Roeg often punctuates the action and emotion with a eerily perfect shot of nearby life matching what was just seen or felt. Unfortunately, humans lack the mental fortitude to survive such a reprogramming, so they either kill themselves or escape back to their previous lives.

Ergo, Roeg throws in a completely different perspective at the end that radically alters the perception of the film, that of nostalgia. The girl, grown up and married, has long since returned to Sydney and readjusted to “normal” life. But when her husband returns home and excitedly launches into boring details of his upcoming promotion in an uninteresting bureaucracy, she flashes back to her time in the wild, swimming naked with her brother and the boy.

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This nostalgic remembrance obviously suggests that, for all the Outback’s danger and all the tragedy it foisted upon her, it remains a symbol of freedom and uninhibited growth for the girl. The use of ethereal recordings of children’s songs, both delicate and foreboding, throughout the kids’ adventure in the Outback underscores this: these reworked nursery rhymes look to the past past even as these kids are being pushed permanently away from those simpler days into adulthood. What becomes clear in this penultimate scene, however, is that even adulthood is a false promise: truly great films about maturation cannot play to adolescents, because you can’t understand what is to grow up until you’ve been through the ordeal yourself and figure out that adulthood is really no different than childhood. That’s why the boy, who realized that his future was his past, killed himself in hopeless depression, while the girl can withstand this epiphany because she only understands the dark truth in retrospect. In a world comprising areas that have either been Westernized or ruined by Westernized nations, the untamed Outback of Walkabout may be the last place on Earth that can force us to confront this, and that’s more terrifying than all the spiders, snakes and crocodiles that roam the area.

Walkabout was one of Criterion’s earliest DVD transfers, back in the pre-anamorphic days as the company was just moving out of laserdisc production. This restoration, however, disproves almost single-handedly the fallacious argument that Blu-Ray is meant only for modern films shot on high-definition video. There is such joy in watching the upgrade of a visual film, visual not in the sense of flash and sizzle but of a story told through the images. Walkabout, like Terrence Malick’s Days of Heaven or Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey, almost feels like a new film with a good scrubbing. The reds of the Outback soil are brought out to emphasize its alien atmosphere, the greens of oasis plants looking even more tantalizing and relieving when spotted among the dust. To finally have the film in widescreen only compounds the sumptuous pleasures of the images, now that we can finally appreciate the full expanse of Roeg’s compositions. Audio quality is not as key a sticking point, but Criterion brings out the atmospherics of the track nicely. The most notable improvement in the sound department is the clearer mixing of John Barry’s score, separating the strings from the brass and parsing out the diegetic sounds of animal noises so that nothing ever gets drowned out by another sound.

The extras are not as impressive as some other Criterion sets, but most of the features are newly included rather than a simple port-over from the old DVD. Interviews with Luc Roeg, now a film producer, and Jenny Agutter discuss the film’s legacy and some of the themes, while the old commentary track between Agutter and the director gets wonderfully in-depth about the shooting process and some of the meanings of the film. The best draw, however, is a 2002 documentary about the life of Gulpilil, who became the go-to symbol of Aboriginal life in the movies following his performance (see him in Crocodile Dundee and Australia). Gulpilil’s life is a colorful and turbulent journey that cannot be condensed into a single hour, but the documentary is terrific icing on the cake of this beautiful disc.

– Jake Cole is a journalism undergraduate at Auburn University who routinely writes about film, television and music on his blog, Comments (0)

Cabin Fever 98: Man Talk

Filed under: Cabin Fever — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:12 pm

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the FRED…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #98: Man Talk – There are men on this week’s podcast. Manly men. Talking about manly things. In fact, there is so much manliness I can’t finish this introduction for fear that I’d be talking too much… like a woman…

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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FREDagator: 2010-06-30

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It’s like visiting the 80’s action hero retirement home…

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Soapbox: Adaptation

Filed under: Articles — Tags: , , , , , — Aaron @ 11:23 am

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The Tricky Question

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Sorry for the lack of columns recently, but a bout of illness and a rush at work has meant that most other things have fallen by the wayside. But I am here once again, ready to tackle subjects relating to books and literature. And boy do I have a good one for my triumphant return: Is there such a thing as a GOOD book to film adaptation?

People tend to just accept that a book will always trump a film based on the book. The justification is that a film has to condense a lot of the content to fit it into a two hour movie and this in turn dilutes the story. Then you have people arguing that an actor/actress assigned to certain roles don’t marry together with the descriptions given in the book of that character. Or, and this is even worse, that the scriptwriters add in scenes that didn’t exist in the original text.

And online lists of good books turned into bad movies, or bad books turned into worse films or good films that made amazing films have been compiled and argued over for years.

I have to admit, I have complained about all of these in the past. As a book lover, I am precious about what I read. I devour it, spend days immersing myself in the world on the page before me, emote with the characters and have that same feeling of closure they do at the novel’s end. So when a book has been “destroyed” by Hollywood writers, I can get a bit uppity about it.

Currently I am reading Shutter Island by Dennis Lehane, which as the majority will know was released as a movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio and directed by Martin Scorsese earlier this year. Although I am enjoying the book, I saw the film first and will forever picture DiCaprio as Teddy Daniels, which is another of my Hollywood making books into movies bugbears.

Anyway, one thing I noticed when reading Shutter Island was how close to the text the movie’s writers had stuck. Paragraphs of dialogue had been carefully transferred over to the screenplay, scenes lovingly retained and the general tone of the story complemented. And this filled me with hope that there were some good adaptations out there.

The early Harry Potter books definitely fall into this category. Philosopher’s Stone and Chamber of Secrets were practically copied verbatim, with Prisoner of Azkaban moving slightly away from JK Rowling’s original offering. However, by Goblet of Fire, the size of the novels had increased substantially and this meant that the film’s writers had to cut out chunks of story, raising angry protests from fans claiming they had “taken out the best bits”. And by Order of the Phoenix the writers were including scenes not featured in the books.

Part of the problem that writers have in translating novels onto the screen is that there isn’t the same structure. Books include characters’ internal thoughts and feelings and often have a narrative voice running throughout. A film (on the whole) can’t do that, so there are often internal monologues which are chopped by editors.

Although hated by a lot of people, the first Twilight movie stayed loyal to the books. In the second movie, a lot was changed because in the books Edward Cullen disappears for about 400 pages and the screenplay writers were no doubt fearful about what a room full of Twi-hards would do when they discovered Robert Pattinson missing for about two hours of the movie. And this is another reason for changes to the story – a character minor in a series of books becomes popular, so the movies’ writers concoct new storylines that expand the role.

And although a comic and not a novel, Sin City was amazing in it’s dedication to stay true to the original artwork and dialogue. There were points in the film that I recognised as exact copies of panels from the comics, which really blew my mind. I can’t help but feel that it helps immensely if the director is a true fan of the work they are recreating on screen.

However, on the flipside of this is the horrendously bad reimagings. In particular I am thinking of Jurassic Park, where characters who die in the first book survive until the end of the third film. Park creator John Hammond is turned into a grandfatherly twinkly eyed old so-and-so, as opposed to the money-grabbing egotistical character of the books. Many scenes (particularly action scenes) were cut, and it dumbs down the paelentological jargon used in the book.

Other adaptations seem to take merely the name of the book and little in the way of story (yes, I am looking at you Fever Pitch). The Nick Hornby novel was about football in England and it spoke of the agony of being a fan of a sports team and watching your team lose. The Farrelly Brothers took it, added in that idiot Jimmy Fallon, turned football into baseball and removed any and all of the soul in the story. You never understood truly what being a fan meant to Fallon’s character.

So, as to whether movie adaptations of books can ever be very good, the answer is yes, but more often that not they won’t. There is too much compression of the story, distortion of characters and studio interference that will often sully even the most loving of projects by screenplay writers.

– Katy Gordon

June 29, 2010

TV Or Not TV: 6/28 – 7/4

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Welcome to another edition of TV or Not TV where I feel like summer is now actually here.

In general I have nothing against the Summer Solstice. It serves a purpose, it’s there for a reason, but it never really feels to me like the start of summer. Yes the temperature is warmer, the daylight sticks around longer, but it takes the American tradition and holiday of the 4th of July to really make me get in the mood. Family is together, the nation is on break, and there is the time honored tradition of TV marathon’s being put on because the network’s know that no one will really be watching.

Some network’s this 4th of July are getting creative and others just can’t get unstuck from their rut. SPIKE is once again rolling out the all STAR WARS marathon starting with PHANTOM MENACE and playing all the way through RETURN OF THE JEDI starting at 9 AM. I suppose I can’t blame them since they probably payed a pretty penny for the airing rights. It would still be nice, however, to see the network for “men” put on something other than the tragic train wreck that are the prequels before putting on what an entire generation knows as the true START WARS trilogy.

FX steps up to the marathon plate with a super hero themed bonanza. At 8 AM they roll out BATMAN BEGINS, followed by FANTASTIC FOUR, FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER, X-MEN: THE LAST STAND and SPIDER-MAN 3. It’s too bad that out of all of those movies the only one really worth watching is BATMAN BEGINS. They are rolling out a pretty nice theme but the implementation is lackluster at best.

BBC AMERICA kicks off an 8 hour STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION marathon at 9:00 AM E/ 6:00 AM P (check your local listing to be sure). ST:TNG being on BBC AMERICA is one of those things that’s kind of confused me but 8 hours of Next Gen is definitely better than anything else mentioned. Be sure to check out the fifth of the eight hours as it features the omnipotent Q sending Picard and crew into a ROBIN HOOD adventure if for no other reason than seeing WORF as a Merry Man.

DISCOVERY CHANNEL is rolling out 15 straight hours of DEADLIEST CATCH starting at 11:00 AM.

At 2:00 PM TBS kicks into sophmoric hijinx overdrive with THE RINGER followed by SCHOOL OF ROCK, ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGANDY and STARSKY & HUTCH. This isn’t exactly an Oscar nominated line up but considering the greater population might be watching inebriated I can understand the programming logic.

Hands down my favorite marathon of the day, however, has to go to the ENCORE channel. An all JAWS marathon kicks off at 12:30 PM starting with the original and it’s three completely inadequate sequels. Of all the marathons this one makes the most sense to me if for no other reason than the exscuse to air the original JAWS. When JAWS came out it was the start of the big summer blockbuster release. It was the first film to have used the “wide release” concept, it was the first to use targeted TV ad campaigns, and it marked the beginning of the summer movie release tradition. Most importantly, however, JAWS took the concept of the summer beach vacation, turned it on its ear and made it something terrifying. Whether it’s suspense was made creatively, budgetarily, or because the damned mechanical shark wouldn’t work doesn’t really matter because the final film works. As a boy it made me afraid of the water and as a grown man it makes me want to tune in and watch a classic I haven’t watched in at least 20 years (and I still can’t believe there are things that I haven’t seen again in 20 years).

So there you have it folks, a gathering of television that is and isn’t worth watching if you decide to stay in for the big summer holiday. Let’s now take a look at everything else that leads up to it.

MONDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: It’s the first round of the semifinals on LAST COMIC STANDING. I’ve actually chuckled in the first few hours of the show so I’ll be tuning in.

FOX – 9:00 PM: Tonight’s episode of THE GOOD GUYS features Dan being determined to solve a crime with the $3.52 he has in his pocket instead of using department resources. He must not be driving since that would hardly cover over a gallon of gas these days.

A&E – 9:00 PM: It’s an all new season of INTERVENTION and tonight features the touching story of a mother and son who both have drinking problems. It’s nice when kids still stay involved in their parent’s lives, isn’t it?

TUESDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: World Cup Fever takes over WIPEOUT as people now have to face falling on and dodging the Big Soccer Balls. Here’s hoping they also have to endure the Vuvuzela Tunnel of Doom.

NBC – 8:00 PM: If you haven’t been watching LOSING IT WITH JILLIAN MICHAELS you might want to give it a go to see the positive effects she actually has on these people’s lives. You could also be like me and mock the clearly staged ending sequences that close each episode.

BRAVO – 10:00 PM: Tonight on KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST we see KATHY take on the snow covered majesty of ALASKA after booking a gig up there. If seeing KATHY with LEVI JOHNSTON isn’t enough how about the suspsense of her going up to SARAH PALIN‘s front door?

NBC – 10:00 PM: The results of Monday’s semi-finals are played out on an episode of LAST COMIC STANDING I almost wasn’t aware of. Great scheduling NBC!

FX – 10:00 PM: RESCUE ME returns! ‘Nuff said.

WEDNESDAY

ANIMAL PLANET – 7:00 PM: Speaking of marathons you may not want to watch the four hour mini-marathon of MONSTERS INSIDE ME. It may put you off of Sunday’s BBQ.

IFC – 8:00 PM: HEATHERS was more than just a movie to the people I went through my teens with, it was an obsession.

HBO – 8:00 PM: If you’ve been busy for the past three weekends and want to watch all three episodes so far of TRUE BLOOD‘s new season then tonight is your night.

NBC – 8:00 PM: Two more hours of AMERICA’S GOT TALENT? Does NBC have any other shows on right now? For three nights now it’s been the same crap over and over!

COMEDY CENTRAL – 9:00 PM: Miss the premiere of the new season of FUTURAMA? Set your DVR to get half-caught up tonight before tomorrow’s all new episodes.

THURSDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight’s GLEE-peat is the episode marking the first guest-starring stint of Broadway darling KRISTIN CHENOWETH.

AMC – 8:00 PM: Get lost in a cinema period where men were men with three JOHN WAYNE classics back to back: HONDO, RIO BRAVO and THE WAR WAGON.

ABC – 8:00 PM: Get lost in the tranwreck of human dignity where men aren’t men in another episode this week of WIPEOUT.

COMEDY CENTRAL – 9:30 PM: Want to get caught up on the other half of the FUTURAMA premiere you missed last week? This one will lead you into the other two new episodes tonight at 10 and 10:30.

FRIDAY

USA – 6:00 AM: Turns out USA NETWORK is kicking off the marathon party right with 22 hours straight of ROYAL PAINS.

CNBC – 8:00 PM: The excess of the greed driven 80’s is personified in the incredible film WALL STREET. It almost makes me weep that a sequel is being made.

TBS – 9:00 PM: I’ve never seen the network television version of HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE. I might have to see it tonight just to laugh… and how bad the edit probably is.

SATURDAY

BBC AMERICA – 8:00 PM: Part of me was angry that BBC AMERICA wasn’t airing a new episode of DOCTOR WHO tonight but the fact that they are airing THE TIME OF ANGELS and FLESH AND STONE back-to-back almost makes up for it.

HALLMARK – 8:00 PM: The title says it all folks: DOLLY CELEBRATES 25 YEARS OF DOLLYWOOD. It’s OK, a few other people are actually celebrating with her too.

SUNDAY

All that stuff up above wasn’t enough huh? OK….

PBS – 8:00 PM: Kick off your night of televised 4th relexation with the A CAPITOL FOURTH concert hosted by JIMMY SMITS.

NBC – 9:00 PM: Keep the holiday going with THE MACY’S 4th of JULY FIREWORKS SPECTACTULAR from New York.

CBS – 10:00 PM: Wrap it all up with THE BOSTON POPS FIREWORKS SPECTACULAR hosted by CRAIG FERGUSON.

FREDagator: 2010-06-29

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I would like to shut down your brain for a bit… Can I do it with Conan: The Musical?…

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June 28, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-06-28

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Here’s Doctor Who’s own Matt Smith joining Orbital onstage at Glastonbury. Remember – Tennant loves Coldplay…

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BIG BROTHER Blog Report: Day 19

Filed under: Articles,TV News — Tags: , — Aaron @ 11:10 am

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Govan got kicked out on Friday night with 72% of the vote. A real landslide and one I wasn’t expecting at all. This blindness to the hatred towards him may be due to the point that I don’t watch any of the peripheral shows.

I don’t watch Big Mouth and I don’t watch Little Brother. Partly because I like making my own mind up about the housemates so I don’t like hearing what a Hollyoaks actor thinks about them and partly because they keep giving out information of what will be on the next show. I know the idea of spoilers on a reality TV show is a strange one, but they manage to do it anyway.

It’s possible that if I had watched these sister shows to Big Brother I might have seen this coming but I’m still shocked that it wasn’t Dave or Ben going. Especially Dave after he aired his opinions that gay marriage is immoral. Maybe it was naive of me to think that this and his all round boringness was enough to oust him but either way I was wrong. The same with Ben, he has been pinned as the bad guy a few times in the week leading up to the eviction but it seems (and I’m glad) that the public managed to see through that. Shabby and Govan were on a mission to deflect anger towards Ben and it’s only fair that their efforts failed, and backfired in the case of Govan.

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I was as shocked as you, Ben

It was hard not to feel some sympathy towards Govan though as he panicked about the outside world’s treatment of himself and his family now that it was pretty obvious that he is gay. It can be easy to forget that despite often thinking that the world is a more tolerant and understanding place that there is still a large amount of homophobia out in the world. Saying that, it was stupid of Govan to only realize this problem two weeks into being on Big Brother. You’d think he would have understood this months ago or at the very least gave it a thought. I guess it’s that kind of lack of forethought that got Govan evicted in the first place.

He constantly ratted people out and I guess that winds people up more than a schemer. It’s like prison rules. You can do anything except snitch!

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Not much has happened since Govan’s eviction but I did feel sorry for Sunshine which is a miracle in itself. The food got taken away during the week due to Shabby’s constant meddling and discussion of nominations. But, on eviction day the housemates got given some pizzas. Considering Sunshine is a vegan they gave her two small vegan pizzas and a packet of crisps. You’d swear by the housemates’ reaction she was given a four course meal.

It was all pretty pathetic and spiraled down fast. The long and short of it was they moaned at her because she didn’t give her crisps to everyone else despite the fact that she shared her pizza with the housemates. I thought this was selfish on their parts and not Sunshine’s but I’ve been told by my girlfriend that I’m in the minority on that one. It seems I have found a soulmate in the food stakes. It’s mine and you can’t have it!

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Bonkers

– Aaron Poole
Follow Aaron on Twitter – @AaronFever

June 27, 2010

Hands Down #8

Filed under: Comic Strips,Hands Down — Tags: , , , , — Aaron @ 8:24 pm

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Welcome to Hands Down, FRED’s own look into the world of the folks that frequent this sordid world of geekery. Follow Aaron, Brian and Colin (and a menagerie on the way) as they traverse the light fantastic or some such nonsense… What? It’s an online fortnightly comic strip, what kind of description did you expect?

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Written by Aaron Poole. Art by John Merker. Copyright 2010.

June 25, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-06-25

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Studio Ghibli is doing a video game and you can actually play w/in a Miyazaki world? Yes, please…

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Musical MySpace Tour #10

Filed under: Musical Myspace Tour — Tags: , , , — Aaron @ 3:14 pm

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I’m back! For those wondering (all twelve of you) where this column had disappeared to, the answer is a sad and lonely one. I didn’t receive any friend requests!

It’s true, this column is dependent on bands spamming me and for two months… no one bothered. I was tempted to review some bands I was already friends with but that would have been cheating (and it would have resulted in one of these being 100% positive and I couldn’t do that to you). So I had to play the waiting game. And now, just like buses and a group of men in a porno, they’ve all come at once.

I actually got 8 requests in the space of two weeks so now I have to try and catch up with myself. It’s a mad, mad world.

Considering it’s been so long, I should probably remind everyone why this exists:
I decided to review every band/musician/DJ that tries to add me as a friend on MySpace in order to cast an ear on artists who want to be heard and make them take the responsibility for the (mostly crap) music I’m exposed to on a regular basis.

Sure, it got a little less regular recently but still…
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julietsrescueJULIET’S RESCUE
www.myspace.com/julietsrescue

It’s been a long time since I had a band to review so this was a nice one to start with. Juliet’s Rescue are a five piece from Kildare, Ireland. Now, admittedly they do that pet peeve of mine which is sing like they’re American. But, if you take one look at the lead singer you can tell, well, that’s just his thing. So just this once I’m not going to bitch about it and just take the music on it’s own merit.

Of the four songs presented I have to single out “A Decent Proposal” as the stand-out track. It’s all very listenable and “Make Yourself A Hero” would probably get in my head a lot more (as it has done) but “A Decent Proposal” is probably their most grown-up song. They’re a fun band and I think if I was a teenager I would turn into a groupie but it’s like finding Limp Bizkit when you’re in your 30s, some bands have to be found when you’re a teenager or you’ll never have that connection with them. Which is why I’m singling out “A Decent Proposal” because I think, if it played on the radio, I’d be interested.

I mentioned them being a band for younger folk and I don’t mean that in a bad way. We all know the deal. There is a demographic for certain music. And it’s kind of the problem with critiquing music in general, not all music is for you. Juliet’s Rescue are a good band. Solid music, decent lyrics, they’re solid. But, I’m not moved by them and I don’t think that’s a slight on the band. It’s just not for me.

Although, it doesn’t help when you could be the guitarist’s father. What is he? Twelve? For those wondering, he’s the guy second from the right. Look at him! Bless. One day, when he grows up, he’ll probably punch me in the face for this. But I figure I’ve got several years before this happens. In the mean time… coochie coochie coo!

Presentation = 4/5
Content = Great looking page but I would have liked more music, it also froze a lot on me
Music = 4/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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leeKOOPR
www.myspace.com/koopr

When I first took a look at Koopr’s page I saw the top hat, the band lineup of guitarist and drummer, and the “quirky” style. The term “cheap White Stripes” couldn’t be further from my brain, I assure you. But if I was a lesser man, a man of bitter mind, then maybe I would have said that. Or worse.

When I played “Selling Secrets For A Smile” my fears were not put at ease. It had the distinct familiarity of recent Jack White side projects. My poisoned pen was at the ready (not a euphemism I swear). Not that it’s a bad song, it’s good but it’s just too similar to other artists for me. It even reminded me a lot of past Musical MySpace Tour alumni MTM. You want your music to stand out and this didn’t do that.

However, things quickly mellow out and KOOPR save themselves. To go from “Selling Secrets For A Smile” to “Get It Right” you’d be forgiven for thinking you’re listening to two different bands. But the next two songs follow “Get It Right”s lead and you finally get an idea to what KOOPR really are.

There are still problems. In their little bio page they say that Bill Hicks’ “Relentless” is their favourite album. I’m not going to put down Bill Hicks’ but it’s not music and no matter how cool you think it is to be “different” they would have annoyed me less if they just didn’t mention it.

The lyrics are OK but to be honest I feel they drag the music down. Instrumentally I can’t really fault these guys much. Is it mean to say I wished he’d just shut up? Who am I kidding? This is the Musical MySpace tour. If I didn’t say something dickish I’d be fired.

In the end I guess the style is destroying my enjoyment of the substance. I think the page design is fancy but it doesn’t match their good songs like “dissolve”. It’s a false sense of identity and I can’t get with that.

Presentation = 4/5
Content = They could have done with a video, it might have helped
Music = 2/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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gemmaGEMMA MEWSE
www.myspace.com/gemmamewse

Gemma Mewse is a woman of her time. Or is that location? It’s hard to tell. Following in the footsteps of other fantastic female singer/songwriters from Britain in the last five years or so Gemma is a woman of acerbic lyrics and musings rather than the power ballad, love song singing ladies of old. This is a good thing.

I was a little frustrated to see only one song is available in full on her playlist. However, she does give us a few videos of full songs so I guess it evens out. The song we have in full is called “Numpty”. It’s a sharp tongued hate letter that gets your foot tapping. It’s things like this that can get me behind Ms Mewse.

She also comes up with lyrics of some nice sharp wit. The song “Stranger Things” contains this little ditty that I quite appreciate “doesnt mean that its retro just cause it says so on the label”. Not much in the large scale of things, but it’s the little notches of personality that gets me excited by musicians. An opinion or a passion that isn’t just “hey lets all love each other” or “it’s a rockin’ world”.

Now, I’d be remiss not to mention that, as stated earlier, we have heard this sort of thing a lot recently. Kate Nash and company have been towing this line for a while now. Does Gemma Mewse stand out from this crowd? Unfortunately not. She would still be a support act rather than a headliner. But it’s early days and she’s a young woman with a good voice. She’s only 18 for crying out loud! With a good starting base like this she could go on to bigger things. Lets check in again next year.

Presentation = 2/5
Content = Lots of videos but the page needs a better layout
Music = 3/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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eddieEDDIEKITSNER
www.myspace.com/eddiekitsner

No, it’s not a typo. Eddie Harris is “eddiekitsner”. As far as DJ names go, it’s the worst I’ve ever come across. But is his music the worst I’ve come across?

It’s mostly horrible. I could go into the repetitive crap that’s on offer here but it’s just not worth it. Bad, home-made rubbish. I’d rather spend my time reviewing something people might enjoy so I’ll leave it at this.

On a side note: I’ve never understood the obsession DJs have with girls in bikinis. His profile picture is one and there are more with his logo painted on top throughout. Maybe it’s just the feminist in me but it rubs me up the wrong way. Nothing I can’t stand more than a chauvinist culture.

Presentation = 2/5
Content = Arse
Music = 1/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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sherlock-omzSHERLOCK OMZ
www.myspace.com/sherlockomz

I love some good hip-hop in my Friend Request inbox. It always gives me something a little bit different to listen to than all the generic rock bands out there in the MySpace space. I love some of the UK hip-hop I’ve heard recently too as Dizzee Rascal and friends have been making some of the American stuff seem passé.

Sherlock Omz isn’t British hip-hop though, he’s faux gangster rap from the 90s. And that’s frustrating because if he took himself a little less seriously then this could be listenable. The guy has some decent rhymes mixed in with some god-awful ones. One line gave me a good chuckle though “I’m downing competition like pints in my local”. See, if he had more stuff like that I’d love it!

In the one song that he seems to relax with, called “Motion Spitures”, Omz finally finds a groove. Despite it being a two minute song with what only sounds like one verse it at least has the fun vibe that is severely lacking elsewhere. Also, yeah, you like weed. We get it. You can stop mentioning now.

I can’t recommend checking out his videos enough. For those who are fans of “Its So Cold In The D” there are treats that await you. I love music videos made with no money and these are… beyond description. Thank me later… Oh but try not to vomit from the terrible layout of the page.

Presentation = 1/5
Content = Loads here but whether it’s worth the eye explosion is another thing
Music = 2/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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– Aaron Poole
– If you want to be in the firing line for one of Aaron’s reviews, send a friend request to www.myspace.com/aaronhbp and he will reload for next time.

Party Favors: Feeling Junger

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jungerGLOUCESTER – The night Sebastian Junger arrived in town, it was a rather mild and cloudless day. There would be need to use the phrase “The Perfect Storm” to hype the writer’s talk and signing at Raleigh’s Quail Ridge Books. It was The Perfect Mild.

This appears to be a rarity in today’s journalism. Anything that happens now gets blamed on “A Perfect Storm” of calamities after Junger’s book about the doomed fishermen. Wall Street meltdown, BP well disaster and McRib are all given The Perfect Storm treatment. Sadly enough, he does not get a nickel every time it’s said on TV.

This appearance didn’t include tales of the people who put seafood on your table or George Clooney’s pranks. Junger spoke of the men who fight for America in Afghanistan. The Second Platoon, B Company, 2nd Battalion, 503rd Infantry Regiment of the 173rd Airborne Brigade Combat Team were stationed in the Korangal valley for about a year. Five times Junger embedded himself with them for month long visits to get a clear idea of the tour of duty. At first Junger thought this would turn into a sleepy story about troops watching a steep land covered in old cedar trees. He was wrong. The six mile zone received a fifth of the combat action in Afghanistan. The unit engaged in more than 500 fire fights. Junger captured their experiences in the book War and the documentary film Restrepo (shot with Tim Hetherington).

Sebastian Junger has the kinda name that ought to be attached to a Euro-creep trust fund brat seen on a Bravo series. But upon his arrival in the packed bookstore, it’s easy to see he isn’t a delicate flower. He’s a stocky guy who looks like he can handle himself in a fight at Norman Mailer’s wake. After goofing around in various jobs post college, he got serious about his career in journalism while recovering from a chainsaw accident. He headed to Bosnia for the life of a war correspondent. He made a stunning discovery about his fellow scribes. “All had been dumped by girlfriends before going.” He’s unsure if the romantic break up was the reason they left to witness battle or if the women called it off because they refused to stay safe at home and write about cat shows.

Junger began reporting from Afghanistan before 9/11. He interviewed resistance leader Ahmad Shah Massoud prior to his assassination by suicide bombers. He smelled the evil simmering on these early trips. He recalled the time a local pointed up at the mountains and said, “Something bad is going on up there.” Little did he know that nearly a decade later, America would still be dealing with bad things in the mountains.

The project began as a series of articles in Vanity Fair about what a combat unit experiences. It eventually evolved into the book and the video shot by him and Tim Hetherington was edited into a documentary that has won awards at Sundance and Durham’s Full Frame. The movie and book aren’t about why we fight so much as an investigation of how the men on the ground fight. He wanted to stay away from the politics and deal with the reality of life in a warzone.

He did get a little political at the start of his talk. When the USA entered Afghanistan to go after Al-Qaeda and the Taliban, over 90 percent of the country was happy. “We had the hearts and minds,” Junger said. “Tragically there was no follow through.” The Bush administration quickly turned their focus on Iraq without even capturing the face of evil. Only 15,000 troops remained to secure Afghanistan. Junger offered up the fact that New York City has close to 40,000 cops. “People were alarmed at the level of support. At one point it was an easy war. Now it isn’t.” Almost a decade later, the Taliban are still waging war and controlling areas of the country. The USA now has 68,000 troops in the country and Junger lived amongst three dozen of them.

Restrepo is the name of the outpost where the men fight. It was named after a medic in the unit that died early into the assignment. The men have a morbid sense of humor. They constantly remind a soldier with the last name Anderson that he’s doomed since the first two Andersons to serve with them were killed. They ask him what he wants on his tombstone. The guys ask, “Who is going to die today?” They lighten the mood by joking about screwing each others’ mothers when they get back. Since most of the men are in their early 20s, this isn’t a Golden Girls threat. They have made sacred pacts that if they die, the others are to erase the porn from their laptops before shipping their belongings back to their mothers.

During his time with the troops, Junger had a few close calls. He talked about standing by a barricade and having dirt kick into his face. He quickly realized a sniper had targeted him. He ducked down. Afterward he measured to see it was inches between the miss and his brain. However none of the troops cared to hear about near misses. He put it in the same class as telling New Yorkers about parking tickets. No scar, no story.

The question arises as to why so many of these men re-enlist and head back to the warzone. Why do they go back after the tour of duty is over? Why do they leave their wives stateside and return to the warzone? Many armchair pundits attributed it on the adrenaline rush of battle. Are they addicted to the danger of being in a sniper’s sight?

Junger observed they re-enlist as part of the bond between these men. “They don’t miss being shot at,” Junger said. “They miss trusting people with their life.”

“Brotherhood is absolute,” he declared. “You can hate the man, but the group is more important.” It’s not merely that these guys will die for each other, but they know that they will be slaughtered if they aren’t there for each other. He defined their action under fire with: “Courage is love. Your love for others in the unit makes you courageous.” They live in fear of what will happen when they take a vacation during the tour. Will the unit get overrun when they’re one man down?

Is there a single job in America where you real trust your co-workers with your life? Eleven deep well drillers learned that BP’s Tony Hayward didn’t have their backs. Think of your own office; do you really trust everyone in your office with protecting your life? Do you trust them to not eat your lunch in the fridge? Let’s face it, there’s backstabbing for the blue vest of the greeter at a Wal-Mart. In America, it’s every man for himself. In Afghanistan, it’s the unit that survives.

I asked about the way the internet and cellphones have changed war. The afternoon before Junger arrived in town, I was chatting online with a relative that’s serving in Afghanistan. The previous day his camp had come under rocket fire. That afternoon we’re swapping IMs about the genius of William Frawley. This wasn’t the same communications issues my folks had when dad fought in Vietnam and mom’s letters took weeks to get across the Pacific and into the jungle. How does this communication evolution affect the troops?

“It makes it harder and easier,” Junger responded. “You can talk to your wife everyday, but you are talking to your wife everyday.” At this point Junger feared he’d gotten in trouble with his own wife. After a bit of grave digging, he finally explained how IMs and cellphones are nice for those serving in positions far away from the action in support roles. They need the contact back home to break up the boredom. This isn’t always true for those on the front lines. After they’ve spent the afternoon exchanging fire with the Taliban, they might not want to hear that the cat pissed on the TV Guide back in Fort Bragg. The petty things in homelife are petty to these men.

He also mentioned that modern communications can really work against a soldier on the frontline about to leave on a mission. “Waiting on a cellphone call that isn’t coming is a nightmare,” How can they focus in Afghanistan when they’re distracted by what’s going on back home that has preoccupied the wife?

Turns out that you can e-mail some of the members of the unit in War by visiting http://www.sebastianjunger.com. He said if you have any questions about what the soldiers did in the book or movie, drop them a line. They might explain it. Even if you just want to say hello, write them a note. You can also find out where the movie is playing at the website.

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Is it possible to watch a show without getting a guest shot from either astronaut Buzz Aldrin or Golden Girl Betty White? How about a money shot from them? Why can’t Buzz Aldrin and Betty White make a porn? This the ultimate project for the duo. Why hasn’t Vivid Video offered a million bucks to each star in order to make Buzz Blasts Betty?

A SITUATION TIME 10 MILLION?

My poorly placed sources at MTV are hinting that the premiere episode of Jersey Shore will hit 10 million. Orange gold is what a certain honcho chants as his mantra. Remember when people appeared on MTV cause they accomplished something bigger than a bar fight with a PE teacher? Snooki will be the Jon and Kate of 2010. Which are the name of her infections. MTV is going to be sponsoring fist pumping viewing parties in major beach towns with the ability for fans to be spray painted orange just like the cast. Hide in your basement if you want to avoid an outbreak of Guido-mania.

FINALE FLUSHES

This TV season marked the end of so many shows. Most of them went out like bitches. Nip/Tuck‘s final season was a major whimper. Was Ryan Murphy to concerned with Glee to let the plastic surgery drama go out in a ball of fire? American Chopper was uncomfortable as that family of motorcycle makers turned into a nightmare. Has their been a bigger jerk on TV than Paul Sr? I just remembered Donald Trump. Still, replacing your “original” sons with your new wife’s kids is beyond tacky. Although it does suggest that Jon can have a series about casting 8 new youngsters to replace his kids. The saddest ending belonged to Lost. I’m not going to spoil the ending except to say that is just really made me feel like I’ve wasted an entire season watching it. How could they have done this to us? I haven’t been this disappointed since watching the Gene Simmons sex tape.

DAY THE MUSIC DIED

How can they get rid of the Free Credit Report Trio? They’re the biggest rock stars on the planet at this moment. The could headline 21st Century Woodstock and have a crowd of 200,000 singing everyone of their jingles. But it’s over. Their corporate overloads have decided to pull the plug and bring on some new guys. This is worse than The New Monkees. There only be one Free Credit Report Trio in my heart even if I have zero clue who they really were.

DVD SHELF

Gamera Vs. Barugon – Special Edition is the second appearance of the greatest fire breathing turtle that flew. This is also the most adult oriented of the Gamera series since there’s no kid in a baseball cap named Kenny to annoy us about how Gamera loves children. Turns out the plan to launch Gamera into space inside a rocket didn’t work out right. He’s busted out of his deep space cell thanks to a meteor. He heads back to Earth with a chip on his shell. Around the same time, three guys have arrived in New Guinea looking for a rumored opal mine. The natives aren’t happy at their visit, but they don’t care. They want to get rich. They find a massive opal inside a cave and split for Japan. They’re going to be set for life when the opal hits the market. However it turns out not to be a real opal. It’s the egg of the monster Barugon. It hatches to unless a creature that can freeze things by it’s touch and project a rainbow of destruction out of his back. It decides to freeze and blow up Osaka. The action is in full color this time as the turtle takes on the Beast from the rainbow gathering. Plenty of great smashing action when they tangle barely fits in the anamorphic scope scene. This is the Japanese version so the story makes better sense than the American cut that’s 10 minutes shorter. The folks at Shout! Factory dug up the original movie program as one of the bonus features. An audio commentary with August Ragone and Jason Varney gives the proper details about the series. Amazon has the next four Gamera titles coming out on two double feature DVDs on Sept. 21. Fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and WLVI’s Creature Double Feature will fear the turtle in 2010.

A Serious Man…..did my DVD skip from the middle of the films to end credits? What the hell didn’t happen at the end of this film?

My Three Sons: Season 2 Volume 2 brings us the most disturbing moment in classic sitcom history. Forget those fake fight club chats. Here is proof who would win a fight between Fred Mertz (I Love Lucy) and Mr. Drysdale (Beverly Hillbillies). During “Bub Gets a Job,” William Frawley gets a gig in clothing store. He ends up servicing a jerkish Raymond Bailey (Mr. Drysdale). Bub yanks off the guy’s toupee. It’s an amazing moment in TV history. Why isn’t this clip abused on Great TV Moments specials? The rest of the season keeps up the proof that Bub is the real father in the family. Fred MacMurray’s not that great of TV dad since he seems to need a major emergency to put down his pipe and paper to spend time with the kids. There is still music replacement on this installment, but they mix it down so it doesn’t stick out as bad.

MacGyver: The TV Movies frees up the bonus DVD from the Complete Series. Patty and Selma rejoice. These were two flicks shot a few years after McGuyver left the network schedule. MacGyver: Lost Treasure of Atlantis brings a grand adventure to the series. Brian Blessed and MacGyver (Richard Dean Anderson) hunt down the legendary sunken city. The cool thing is a cameo from a Pink Floyd record cover. MacGyver: Trail to Doomsday is the action rush. He shows up at a wedding and ends up saving the world from a nuclear bomb threat. These two films are much better than MacGruber.

Death Race 2000 is the ultimate edition of the ultimate drive-in movie. The futuristic vision combines the joy of NASCAR with the impending doom of Death Panels. In the future, Americans will be glued to the Death Race. Drivers zoom across America collecting points for speed and the number of people they kill. A group of rebels want to stop this government sanctioned mayhem. Can they really put the brakes on Frankenstein (David Carradine), Machine Gun Joe Viterbo (Sylvester Stallone) and Calamity Jane (Mary Woronov)? Director Paul Bartel oversaw a movie that packed way so much in 80 minutes. His genius couldn’t be duplicated as witnessed by that crapola Death Race that tanked recently. The new transfer brings out the dazzling joy of the various kills. There’s tons of extras that explore how this low budget gem came about. The late David Carradine discusses how he used this film to change his image from Kung Fu. Roger Corman and Mary Woronov contribute the audio commentary. There’s a Blu-ray version that will make you duck as Stallone drives toward the camera. It’s just not summer without a screening of Death Race 2000 for the kids. This is part of Shout! Factory’s Roger Corman Collection that’s giving plenty of his New World releases definitive DVD releases.

Have Gun – Will Travel: The Fourth Season, Volume Two gives us another 19 episode of Paladin’s hire adventures. “Long Way Home” puts him on the trail of outlaw Ivan Dixon (Hogan’s Heroes). “El Paso Stage” gives Buddy Ebsen a badge and a gun. He’s the marshal. Paladin has to shoot it out with the man that would become Barnaby Jones. “The Uneasy Grave” brings another Hogan’s Heroes regular to the Wild West. Werner Klemperer gets more serious than he ever did as Col. Klink. “Soledad Crossing” makes Ken Curtis (Gunsmoke‘s Festus) part of wicked twins. Richard Boone maintains his charm as a hired gun who’d rather not waste bullets on a gig.

Dragnet 1968: Season Two brings another 29 police cases that were taken from real life. Sergeant Joe Friday (Jack Webb) and Officer Bill Gannon (Harry Morgan) cruise around Los Angeles dishing out justice to punk kids, con men and LSD gurus. “The Gernade” has a creepy high school kid throw acid at Jan-Michael Vince (World’s Greatest Athlete). Things get worse when the loser hits a cool kid party with a live hand grenade. Friday needs to put a pin in the kid. “The Big Search” has Friday sniffing out lost sisters by checking abandoned fridges and local child molesters. “The Big Prophet” has Friday debate a Timothy Leary-esque guru that believes LSD should be given to kids. In the matter, it doesn’t matter who was right since the guru gets busted with his conviction revealed after the commercial break. “The Missing Realtor” finds time for Scatman Crothers (The Shining). Kent McCord plays a cop in several episodes. He’d eventual get a starring role in Jack Webb’s Adam-12. The transfers on the DVD look better than what’s being run on RTN. The big bonus feature is Dragnet: 1966, the TV movie that revived the franchise for color TV. While it seemed like there are hundreds of episodes, turns out there are only two more seasons to go.

The Game: The Third Season is no longer the final season. Reruns of the CW series are a hit on BET. So they’re going to revive the series about women behind football players. What really goes happens off the field and behind bedroom doors? There’s a fear that Robin Givens is gold digging a player. Is the woman who once married Mike Tyson really marrying for a cheap publicity stunt. Another woman might be pregnant although which player is the daddy? Rick Fox puts his acting skills learned at Oz to work. He gets used and abused by a gold digger. No longer is the cliffhanger in “The Wedding Episode” going to be unresolved. There’s 22 episodes spread over 3 DVDs.

Bitten Unrated is the uncensored version of the SyFy channel movies starring Jason Mewes. He’s actually playing a character with a real job. Mewes roams the city as a paramedic. He’s got a job that requires him to give drugs to people. He’s a bit of a loser with the ladies until he meets a girl (Erica Cox) that needs his medial attention. She doesn’t want to go hospital so he takes her home for intensive care. Turns out her real problem is that she’s a vampire and needs blood. Being a dutiful boyfriend, he helps her get victims. It’s interesting seeing Mewes playing a guy who has to be certified to keep his job. This was directed by Harvey Glazer (Kickin It Old School). The best film about a paramedic since Martin Scorsese’s Bringing Out the Dead. The unrated element does include a little extra flesh footage on the vampire. What really excited me was the preview for Phantom Racer starring Greg Evigan. The star of BJ and the Bear gets chased by a haunted stock car that eats people.

COMING ATTRACTIONS

Weekend Shopping Guide 6/25/10: Cat & Mouse

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

It’s been a few years since the wonderful Tom & Jerry collections were released, so it’s a pleasant surprise that there’s a new “greatest hits” set – Tom & Jerry: Deluxe Anniversary Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) – which contains 30 shorts spanning their entire film career, plus a retrospective featurette. Now we can only hope that a complete Blu-Ray release is in the cards.

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Like most of the items they offer, you really don’t know you need a borescope until you get one, and then you wonder what you ever did without one. Thinkgeek’s literally named Handheld Video Inspection Camera ($99.99) is both useful and fun, with a 3ft length of flexible cord featuring a wide-view camera and led light, optional magnet and hook tools, and even the ability to do video out.

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Just in time for the M. Knight thing, the original Avatar Book 1 Collection (Paramount, Not Rated DVD-$55.98 SRP) is being re-released via a 6-disc, feature-laden box set that adds a brand-new bonus disc with retrospective featurettes and a preview of the Art Of Avatar: The Last Airbender book from Dark Horse Comics. For those unfamiliar with the show, it’s a layered, action-adventure-mysticism-based mythology that’s a beautifully designed, engaging series worth checking out, regardless of your age. The original bonus features include a behind-the-scenes featurette with the cast & crew, commentary on the pilot, and two making-of featurettes focusing on the sound and the Korean animation studios.

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The Roger Corman “classics” continue to pour out in fully restored, better than they’ve ever looked form with the release of Death Race 2000 (Shout Factory, Rated R, DVD-$19.98 SRP), starring David Carradine & Sylvester Stallone as participants in a brutal 3-dat transcontinental race where points are gained by killing spectators and pedestrians. The disc is loaded with bonus materials, including featurettes, interviews, an audio commentary, interviews, and more.

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The gimmick of Hung (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is that Thomas Jane is a down-on-his luck high school gym teacher and single father, who’s physical endowment opens up the door to a new life as a service technician for the local ladies. The 2-disc first season set contains a trio of audio commentaries, a pair of featurettes, and the character’s personal ads.

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When it comes to high definition restorations of their classic library, few companies are doing work as magnificent to behold as Warners. Case in point is their new special edition of the Judy Garland/James Mason A Star Is Born (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP), which looks and sounds stunning. As far as bonus materials, you get rare recordi9ng session music, alternate versions of musical numbers, deleted scenes, the Hollywood premiere telecast, a newsreel, the 1954 Studio Exhibitor reel, pot-premiere party footage, trailers, and more.

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We’re now 6 seasons into Entourage (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), and I still find it to be a smug, tedious, unwatchable collection of cameos and characters I really don’t want to spend time with. For those that do like it, the 3-disc set contains audio commentaries, featurettes, and a mock PSA directed by Matt Damon.

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Christopher Plummer and Helen Mirren grab hold of the screen in The Last Station (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP), starring as an elderly Leo Tolstoy and his wife, who becomes enraged after he plans to leave his immense royalties to the Russian people. There’s also a love story with James McAvoy, but it’s really Plummer and Mirren who you’ll watch. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, outtakes, and more.

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A creepy horror film about a magician, an accident, a murder, and an inheritance starring Cesar Romero, Dean Jones, and Connie Stevens? Sure, I’m there. The Warner Archive Collection pulls another overlooked catalogue title from the vaults with the remastered Two On A Guillotine (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.95).

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If films like Psycho and Jaws proved anything, it was that horror that’s plausible is much more resonant in an audience. Though it’s got rough edges, Thirst (First Look Studios, Rated R, DVD-$24.98 SRP) certainly falls into that category, as it tells the tale of a pair of couples who find themselves stranded in the desert and exposed to the elements.

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If Robert Pattinson ever wakes up and remembers he’s supposed to be acting in a film – and maybe choose his projects a bit better – he might actually be worth watching. Otherwise, he’ll keep doing yawners like Remember Me (Summit, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) about an emotionally damaged college student who discovers something or another through love. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Contest Round-Up: 2010-06-25

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away a copy of THE TOM & JERRY DELUXE ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION on DVD.

In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away a copy of THE CLOSER: SEASON 5 on DVD.

In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away a three (3) copies of HOT TUB TIME MACHINE on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away a two (2) copies each of HOW THE EARTH CHANGED HISTORY on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE: SEASON 2 on DVD.

In conjunction with Cartoon Network Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BEN 10 ALIEN FORCE: VOLUME 7 on DVD.

Win BEN 10 ALIEN FORCE: VOLUME 7 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Cartoon Network Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BEN 10 ALIEN FORCE: VOLUME 7 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 7th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 7th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE: SEASON 2 on DVD!

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In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE: SEASON 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 7th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 7th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win HOW THE EARTH CHANGED HISTORY on Blu-Ray & DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies each of HOW THE EARTH CHANGED HISTORY on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 7th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 7th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win HOT TUB TIME MACHINE on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:22 am

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In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of HOT TUB TIME MACHINE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 7th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 7th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE CLOSER: SEASON 5 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:13 am

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In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away a copy of THE CLOSER: SEASON 5 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 7th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 7th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

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