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June 20, 2008

Weekend Shopping Guide 6/20/08: I Yam What I Yam, Again

Filed under: Shopping Guides — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:29 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Though they’ve halved the disc count, beggars can’t be choosers when we get another clutch of classic cartoons, fully restored, with Popeye The Sailor: 1938-1940 (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP). This second volume of classic Fleischer Popeye cartoons contains another 31 shorts, completely uncut, plus a boat full of extras, including audio commentaries, featurettes, the retrospective documentary Out Of the Inkwell: The Fleischer Story, vintage recordings, bonus cartoons, radio shows, and an interview with Jack Mercer (the voice of Popeye). Now where’s volume 3?

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Though seen as one of the lesser lights of the classic Disney animated feature firmament, I was always fond of Sword In The Stone (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP) as a kid. I enjoyed the magic, the goofball Merlin, and the battle with Madame Mim. The new special edition features a brand new transfer, bonus shorts, and a nice little featurette on the Sherman Brothers songwriting team.

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Everybody’s doing it, so you might as well bite the bullet, grab a friend or two, and join the podcasting craze that’s sweeping the net like the flu. Getting the right gear can be a nightmare, but you can eliminate all the guesswork by snagging the Samson USB Podcast Studio ($169.99). The all-in-one kit features the high quality Samson condenser mic, desktop mic stand with shock mount (so your listeners don’t hear you putting down your drink), a USB cable, software, and a lightweight aluminum briefcase with plenty of foam to keep everything nice and safe.
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Go under the sea with everyone’s favorite Time Lord in Doctor Who: Beneath The Surface (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), which collects a trio of storylines from both the Jon Pertwee and Peter Davison years – “Doctor Who and the Silurians”, “The Sea Devils”, and “Warriors Of The Deep”. As per usual with the classic Who releases, it’s packed to the gills with bonus material, including audio commentaries, featurettes, interviews, audio material, and more.

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All these years later, it’s interesting to look back on So I Married An Axe Murderer (Sony, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.94 SRP). It’s proto-Mike Myers, which means he’s not mugging nearly as much, but all of the warning signs of the cheeky chappie to come are there. Overall, it’s not a bad little flick – but it’s certainly no classic.

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Here we are in the 9th season of ER (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) and the only familiar face left from the first season is that of Noah Wylie. This was the season that took Carter to Africa, and set the stage for some important developments down the road. The 6-disc box set features all 22 episodes, plus unaired scenes and a gag reel.

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If you’ve been holding off any purchasing any of the BBC’s wonderful Walking With… history series, you can get the whole lot in the new Prehistoric Earth box set (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). The 6-disc set features Before The Dinosaurs, Walking With Dinosaurs, Allosaurus, Walking With Prehistoric Beasts, and Walking With Cavemen, plus the full complement of bonus materials from the original releases.

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Largely forgotten by the public, Beach Boy’s Dennis Wilson’s legendary solo album Pacific Ocean Blue (Sony Legacy, $29.98 SRP) gets a lavish, 2-disc special edition release, featuring remastered sound and a plethora of bonus material. In fact, the bonus material comprises the entirety of the second disc – “BAMBU – The Caribou Sessions”. It’s a fantastic package, and an album worth rediscovering.

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I’m usually rather apathetic toward the films of Martin Lawrence, but based on a trailer that actually managed to elicit a laugh or two from me in the theaters a few months back, I decided to give Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP) a shot. Surprisingly, I found it to be a pleasant comedy that managed to avoid many of the over-the-top pitfalls that sink his other films. As to the plot, the short of it is that Lawrence is the titular Jenkins, a successful TV host who returns to his hometown and a family eager to remind him of everything he left behind. Bonus features include deleted/extended scenes, an alternate opening, outtakes, and more.

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Rest assured that even a Disneyland uberfan like Dana Snyder would want a copy of The Disneyland Encyclopedia: The Unofficial, Unauthorized, and Unprecedented History Of every Land, Attraction, Restaurant, Shop, and Event In The Original Magic Kingdom (Santa Monica Press, $19.95 SRP). The title pretty much says it all.

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If they’re not yet ready for the encroaching adulthood and edgy songwriting of Disney’s Jonas Brothers, then rest assure that today’s kids are watching those fake tweenyboppers, the Naked Brothers Band. For those still-innocent kiddies, the band has a new movie, The Naked Brothers Band: Polar Bears (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). It has something to do with the holidays. And music.

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Rudolph may get all the press, but Rankin/Bass made plenty of other stop motion specials – including one called The Daydreamer (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), about the dreams of a young Hans Christian Andersen. Those dreams include “The Little Mermaid”, “The Emperor’s New Clothes”, “Thumbelina”, and more. The DVD features the original theatrical trailer and a still gallery.

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It was during the third season of Dynasty (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$35.98 SRP) that the legendary catfights between Alexis and Krystle Carrington (Joan Collins & Linda Evans) really began in earnest, energizing the show as it became a viewing staple. The first volume of the show’s third season contains the initial 12 episodes, but not a single bonus feature.

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If you were essentially to do a remake of Six Days, Seven Nights and replace Harrison Ford and Anne Heche with Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson, you’ve pretty much got the action romcom Fool’s Gold (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP). Also add in some pirate treasure, some outstanding gambling debts, and a jetski. Yeah, that pretty much covers it. Bonus features include a behind-the-scenes featurette and a gag reel.

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Neither memorable nor boring, the best thing I can say about the high school enemy body switch comedy It’s A Boy Girl Thing (Anchor Bay, Rated PG-13, DVD-$26.98 SRP) is that it featured a nice turn from Sharon Osbourne as the mother of one of the characters. I’d certainly like to see her given more character parts. As for the rest of the film – it’s pretty much what you’d expect from these body-swap flicks – lots of “I hate you!” followed by “Oh, now I understand you…” and winding up at “I think I love you…”. You know the drill. Bonus features include a making-of featurette, interviews, and more.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Win POPEYE THE SAILOR: VOLUME 2 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:08 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Warner Home Video, three (3) copies of POPEYE THE SAILOR: VOLUME 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Friday, June 27th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, June 27th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #48: Trader Vic’s

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:24 am

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #48: Trader Vic’s – Ken & Dana, desperate to keep their streak going despite Dana jetting off to Atlanta, scramble to put together a truncated edition of the Snydecast using tin cans and string.
[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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June 19, 2008

Win IT’S A BOY GIRL THING on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:25 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Anchor Bay Home Video, three (3) copies of IT’S A BOY GIRL THING on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Thursday, June 26th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Thursday, June 26th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Cabin Fever #28: Lisbon Mots

Filed under: Cabin Fever — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:22 am

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #28: Lisbon Mots – With our duo deep in the grips of Euro 2008 fever (Spain FTW!!!), they attempt to pull themselves away from the TV long enough to talk about such non-football related things as sex-crazed lesbian vampires, the best and worst bits of the new Gladiators show, which dead animals Brian would and wouldn’t eat, OCD pigs, plus some advice on where not to hide one’s heroin stash. They are joined once again by their household name soap star friend, Mr. Ian Cooke, who performs Google duties throughout.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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June 18, 2008

Win MEET THE SPARTANS on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:17 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Video, two (2) copies of MEET THE SPARTANS on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 25th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

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Comics in Context #225: Getting Lucky in New York

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Here’s something I’d dearly love to write about in this column. I’ve been to Walt Disney World three times, but it’s been over half a decade since my last visit. Similarly, I’ve been to Disneyland several times, usually in connection with a trip to the San Diego Con. but I haven’t been there since the opening of its sister theme park, Disney’s California Adventure. I’d love to do a detailed, novelistic report on my visit to a Disney theme park, but considering that I’m virtually broke (and I’m not kidding about this), I don’t know when I’ll be able to afford to go to one if them and see the new attractions.

If only somehow the attractions could come to me, instead.

Well, when one lives in New York City, the impossible sometimes becomes reality.

On Saturday, May 31, the first World Science Festival held a program titled “The Science of Disney Imagineering” at New York University’s Skirball Center. And what, you may ask, is Imagineering? According to the Walt Disney Company’s careers website, “Walt Disney Imagineering is the master planning, creative development, design, engineering, production, project management, and research and development arm of The Walt Disney Company and its affiliates. Representing more than 150 disciplines, its talented corps of Imagineers is responsible for the creation of Disney resorts, theme parks and attractions, hotels, water parks, real estate developments, regional entertainment venues, cruise ships and new media technology projects.” In short, Walt Disney Imagineering conceives and designs the attractions at the theme parks.

Walt Disney Imagineering originated as WED Enterprises, a company that Walt Disney himself founded in 1952, in large part to come up with ideas for what became Disneyland, which opened in 1955. (Disney’s full name was Walter Elias Disney, hence the initials.) Owned personally by Walt Disney, WED Enterprises was initially a separate company from Walt Disney Productions, but eventually was absorbed into it.

There were three performances of “The Science of Disney Imagineering” that Saturday, at 10, 12:30, and 3. When I arrived at the Skirball Center around 9 AM, the latter to shows were already sold out, and it seems that I purchased one of the last remaining tickets for the morning show.

Waiting in line to enter the Skirball Center auditorium, I saw some volunteers wearing silver mouse ears caps and shirts bearing the name “Disney Voluntears.” Not until I started writing this essay did I realize that this was a reference to the mouse ears; at the time I kept thinking that this was an unfortunate spelling, as if volunteer work for Disney resulted in tears. A well-placed hyphen would have been useful.

Looking at the line, I was surprised to see that there were more women than men. By the time that the show started, the division between men and women in the audience was more even. Still, this was a surprise, and not the first time that day that any preconception I might have had that the show would primarily attract stereotypical male technology geeks was proven wrong.

Saturday was the World Science Festival’s “Kids and Family Day,” and there were plenty of kids in the audience for this show, but they were still far outnumbered by adults, mostly under forty.

To judge from the people sitting around me, there were also well-informed Disney buffs there. One of the volunteers was asking kids sitting near me what the name of the first Disney animated cartoon was. She was looking for Steamboat Willie (1928), the first Mickey Mouse cartoon to be released. But one kid in front of me suggested Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, the star of the animated series that Walt Disney produced before the creation of Mickey, and which, until recently, the Disney Company did not own (see “Comics in Context” #211: “The Silent Rabbit”). And someone behind me insisted that the correct answer was Plane Crazy, the Mickey cartoon which Walt Disney made before Steamboat Willie but released afterwards. Not bad. I applaud these young audience members’ sense of history.

On the stage was a large video screen, in which one could perceive the dim outline of Mickey Mouse’s head and ears. Yes, it was a “Hidden Mickey,” like those in the theme parks. Small groupings of three circular lights, positioned in the formation of Mickey’s head and ears, drifted across the screen.

The first person to appear on-stage was Brian Greene, the physics professor from my alma mater, Columbia University, the author of The Elegant Universe, and the co-founder of the World Science Festival, along with his wife, television journalist Tracy Day. The audience greeted Greene with effusive applause: perhaps they merely thought that someone walking into the stage signaled the start of the show, but I rather suspect that this audience recognized him. Greene welcomed the audience and thanked various people who had contributed to the Festival.

After Greene left the stage, a voice over the sound system proclaimed, “Attention, all future scientists. Please take your seats.” That was a reminder that this show was intended for family audiences, but also had the commendable purpose of encouraging young kids to pursue science as a career.

The disembodied voice continued, “Keep your hands, feet, arms and legs inside the theater at all times,” getting a laugh. Of course that was a joke alluding to theme park rides, but it also helped give me the feeling as if I was back at a Disney theme park. That gag had the sense of wit, even aimed at Disney itself, which I associate with the Disney theme parks at their best. And indeed, throughout the show it was as if the Disney theme park atmosphere had somehow materialized briefly in New York City. (I felt the same way when I saw the Mary Poppins musical on Broadway when I noticed that the ushers and elevator attendants demonstrated a kind of friendliness I more associate with Disney park “cast members'” than with typical Broadway staffers.)

Then an offstage voice introduced our host for the performance, “Imagineer Scott Trowbridge.” We waited, but no one appeared; the sound of crickets was heard. The voice introduced Trowbridge again, and this time he appeared on the on-stage video screen in what seemed to be a live transmission. He was outside, across the street, somewhere in Washington Square Park, perusing a map, trying to figure out where the Skirball Center was. (In other words, he was doing what I had been doing a little more than an hour previously.)

Then, unexpectedly, as we watched, a dinosaur’s head appeared on=screen and took Mr. Trowbridge’s map in his mouth! This was one of new Disney theme park attractions that I had longed to see, and which had made the journey to New York instead: Lucky the audio-animatronic dinosaur.

Once again I have to define my terms. “Audio-animatronics” is the term used by Walt Disney himself and the early Imagineers to describe the firm of robotics that they pioneered at Disneyland and the 1964 New York World’s Fair. (Hey, so there’s a reason why it’s appropriate that Lucky should visit New York.) Robotic figures of animals and people in the Jungle Cruise, Pirates of the Caribbean, the Country Bear Revue, Splash Mountain, and the Hall of Presidents, including the celebrated figure of Abraham Lincoln, are audio-animatronic devices. I assume that the “audio” part of the word refers to the fact that the figures move in sync with prerecorded sounds, music and voices. The term “animatronics” suggests that Walt Disney and the Imagineers regarded themselves as “animating” these three-dimensional robotic figures if characters just as the Disney studio famously animated cartoon characters on-screen. In both cases Disney and his staff were attempting to impart the “illusion of life” and even to express characterization through movement.

In the American Adventure pavilion at EPCOT, an audio-animatronic figure of Benjamin Franklin amazingly ascends some steps. But apart from limited examples of movement like this, Disney audio-animatronic figures stay rooted in one place. That changed in 2003, when Lucky made his debut. He represented a breakthrough, in that he is the first fully mobile audio-animatronic figure, able to walk back and forth, even in a natural, outdoor setting like Washington Square Park. (You can find out more about Lucky here and watch YouTube videos of Lucky in action here and here.)

Lucky first appeared at Disney’s California Adventure, and later traveled to Animal Kingdom at Walt Disney World and to the new Hong Kong Disneyland. a place I expect I will never ever visit. But I never expected him to come to New York City!

Holding the map in his mouth, Lucky drooled on it and grunted amusedly at Trowbridge, who wanted to know where the Skirball Center was. Lucky, who grunts rather than talks, directed his attention to a nearby sign, “To Skirball Center.” But why should Trowbridge trust a dinosaur? Lucky indicated another sign, reading, “listen to the dinosaur.” That seemed to resolve the issue. Trowbridge bid goodbye to Lucky, and introduced a brief film (or video) while he hustled over to the auditorium.

The film appropriately began with footage of Walt Disney himself talking about Disneyland and the Imagineers. The film then stated that the present day Imagineers’ mission was “to grow and expand Walt’s vision.” Further, the film declared (if I transcribed this correctly), “No other company in the world has a team dedicated to inspiring the imagination.” It seems to me that other creative enterprises, from the curatorial staff of an art museum to the faculty of a school of the arts and even to a good editorial staff of a comics company could claim the same goal, but I like the fact that the Imagineers conceive of their purpose in these terms.

Once the film ended, Trowbridge raced onto the stage, seemingly out of breath. (Considering how much ground he had to cover in a short time to get from Lucky’s position in the park to the stage, he may not have altogether been faking.)

Scott Trowbridge is actually vice president for creative research and development at Walt Disney Engineering; until last fall, he was vice president of Universal’s Creative Studios, where he had been senior show producer on the Spider-Man ride for Universal’s Islands of Adventure. None of this was mentioned in the “Science of Disney Imagineering” show; I found it out on my own, afterwards. Instead, Trowbridge, as master of ceremonies, shifted in and out of playing himself ss a comedy character, and rather effectively, too. He reminded me of Steve Carell’s characters: earnest, but sometimes in over his head. As this character, Trowbridge needing the other Imagineers in the show, who all play it straight, to set him straight on the subjects under discussion.

What does science have to do with the Disney theme parks, Trowbridge asked. He began by explaining Imagineering. “We make amazing, cool things come to life,” he told us, in a decided improvement on General Electric’s slogan. Behind him on the screen appeared pictures of Walt Disney, Mickey Mouse as Steamboat Willie, and Albert Einstein, thus not only connecting popular art with science, but also suggesting that Walt Disney was a creative visionary in Einstein’s league.

“Imagineering,” Trowbridge pointed out, is the combination of two words: “Imagination” and “earring.” No, he quickly corrected himself: “imagination” and “engineering.” Imagineers, he said, “use science and engineering” in order “to bring dreams to life.” Imagineers, he continued. come from a wide variety of fields; writers, performers, designers, producers, engineers, and scientists. (What was that about writers?)

“Science and imagination are actually two sides of the exact same page,” Trowbridge said. And speaking of pages, he then took out a red notebook, which he said was standard equipment for any Imagineer: it’s where an Imagineer jots down ideas. A huge image of a similar notebook appeared on the screen behind him. “Today you guys are going to be Imagineers,” Trowbridge told the audience, who enthusiastically responded. They were hooked, and so was I.

Trowbridge read an entry from the notebook: “The vast majority of gravity-powered conveyances that utilize rapid changes in acceleration to generate various G-forces. . . .” Then he translated for us: this entry is about roller coasters, the subject of the first segment of the show. Trowbridge then introduced Ric Turner, an Imagineer who specializes in roller coasters. Turner brought out a man-sized mechanism resembling a huge gyroscope. It’s apparently really called a force vector simulator, but Turner dubbed it the Basic Articulated Rotational Force Simulator, which the audience quickly realized went by the acronym BARFS. Then they brought up a volunteer, dubbed an “honorary Imagineer,” from the audience, as the rest of us applauded. This was Max, a young lad of few words, as you shall see. They outfitted hum with a vest that measured the amount of G-force (the force of gravity) pressing upon him and then strapped him into the BARFS. Was he comfortable? “Kind of,” replied the less than loquacious Max.

Turner was going to simulate for Max the experience of riding the California Screamin’ roller coaster at Disney’s California Adventure, which he described as the “longest looping roller coaster in the world.” Max was given another essential piece of equipment: an airsick bag. And then Max was off. Turner manually manipulated the BARFS while on the screen a video showed what it would look like if he were actually riding a car on California Screamin.’ When the video reached a point where the roller coaster did a loop, Turner actually spun the BARFS upside down with Max inside. (You can watch a video of Max’s misadventure here. It looks as if the video cameraman was sitting fairly close to me.)

Turner explained that this simulator couldn’t “generate” the full G forces of the actual ride. When the roller coaster does a loop, and the riders are upside down, you “don’t feel like you’re going to fall out” because of the pressure of two G’s on you. What i found particularly interesting was when Turner explained that at one point in the ride, the force generated by acceleration impels the roller coaster car to keep going up, but the tracks head down, with the result that the forces cancel each other out, and the rider experiences zero gravity!

His adventure in the BARFS over, Max was asked how he felt. Ever economical with language, Max replied, “Okay.” “Nobody leaves empty-handed,” declared Trowbridge, who allowed him to keep the airsick bag as a memento.

I don’t find roller coasters appealing, and don’t understand why the terror of falling is supposed to be enjoyable, but even I appreciated Turner’s presentation. His goal, Turner said before exiting, was to “blend science and physics with great storytelling.”

The next portion of the show was about “special effects” to produce “chills,” and was introduced by a video montage of such attractions as the Haunted Mansion and the dragon in Fantasmic. Trowbridge brought out another Imagineer, Asa Kalama, and they set about attempting to transform the Skirball Center stage into a “creepy and spooky environment.” The first step was getting the appropriate music. The first selection over the sound system, “The Girl from Ipanema,” didn’t work, nor did the second, the theme from “It’s a Small World,” though to be sure that is scary in its own way. (“That’ll be stuck in your head the rest of the day,” Trowbridge warned us.) Finally we got music that was reasonably eerie, and a cemetery under moonlight appeared on the video screen.

We were told that the next demonstration would create a “sound from right inside your head.” A new volunteer from the audience, a young boy named Nick, was directed to whisper “I am a spooky ghost” into a microphone. Trowbridge asked us to raise our hands when we heard Nick speak. Most people in the audience could not hear Nick whispering, but this didn’t quite work with me, because I was sitting so close to the stage that I could hear Nick whispering easily. Trowbridge pointed a speaker around the audience, and when he directed it straight towards me, suddenly, yes, I could hear Nick very clearly, as if the sound were right inside my head! Kalama explained that this special speaker sent out “frequencies of ultrasound,” which ordinarily we cannot hear. But the ultrasound travels along “narrow beams” which the Imagineers “can steer around the audience.”

Then Kalama and Trowbridge began discussing “fluid dynamics,” or in other words, using “air allied with water vapor” to create stage fog. And as they talked, seemingly oblivious to what was happening behind them, a large mass of stage fog rolled in from stage left, to the audience’s audible surprise.

The Imagineers explained that the fog was generated by liquid nitrogen that was “two and one half times colder than any temperature recorded naturally.” Then, wielding the end of a long, serpentine metal tube, Trowbridge began spraying the front rows of the audience with the gaseous nitrogen. And did I mention that I was sitting in the center of row three? The spray was pleasantly cool. (However, later when I was wandering about the World Science Festival’s street fair in Washington Square Park, I saw a flower that had been dipped in liquid nitrogen or some other frigid chemical and been rendered hard and stiff.)

But what about the audience sitting up in the balcony? How could they share the liquid nitrogen experience? In Carell mode, Trowbridge pulled out a little “masterblaster” gun that proved ineffectual. But then out came an enormous circular machine, that looked like some sort of mad scientist’s blasting device. This was the Big Puffer, which the Imagineers then employed to shoot “vortex rings” of artificial fog up to the balcony. (See for yourself on YouTube here.)

The next segment, on fireworks, was introduced by a video montage of spectacular fireworks shows from Disney theme parks around the world. Trowbridge introduced Dr. Ben Schwegler, who was described as Imagineering’s chief scientist. Though Trowbridge, acting like an eager fan, was excited at the prospect of a fireworks show, Schwegler patiently explained that there wasn’t enough room indoors to launch them (“We’re not going to do booms in here.”). Instead, Schwegler said he would demonstrate how they transform “chemical energy into light energy” in fireworks shows. Both men donned safety glasses to work with three dishes, each of which contained alcohol mixed with a different chemical. The dish with strontium produced a red flame, the one with copper had a blue flame, and the third dish, containing barium, issued a green flame.

They then explained that Disney had invented a method of using compressed air to launch fireworks. While they couldn’t launch fireworks indoors, they could use the same principle to shoot t-shirts into the audience. A huge gun was brought out, large enough for Cable or the Punisher to carry on a comics cover, and, after an initial malfunction, Trowbridge starting stuffing T-shirts into the gun and firing them at the audience; the first one landed in the row right behind me.

The next segment of the show, Trowbridge told us, concerned a “relatively new science” that “helps create new kinds of shows.” He then introduced another Imagineer, computer scientist Amber Sandahl, an attractive young woman (who thus explodes another stereotype about computer techies). She told the audience that Imagineers “still use physical models for some things,” they use “computer models more often” in their design work.

What she then showed us was more advanced than I’d expected. Upon the video screen appeared tiny images if people walking about, as if at one of the Disney theme parks. Sandahl called them “virtual guests,” and explained that they were “driven by artificial intelligence,” and that “each” figure was “driven by a tiny computer program.”

Using this computer model, the Imagineers can experiment with how guests might react to changes in the parks. Using a pen-like device on the computer she held in her hand, Sandahl caused a giant cactus to drop onto the middle of the screen; the virtual guests changed direction in order to avoid walking into it. She introduced a giant ice cream cone, and the virtual guests walked toward it and crowded around it. Then she manipulated her computer again, and a big red tyrannosaur (Jack Kirby’s Devil Dinosaur? Nah, just a coincidence!) landed in their midst, and the virtual guests understandably started walking away.

Referring to Disney’s 1960s audio-animatronic figure of Abraham Lincoln, Sandahl said that today with computers they could take a real human performance to drive characters.” She proceeded to give us a demonstration of “motion capture” technology. I haven’t had much good to say about motion capture in the past (see “Comics in Context” #205: “Identity Theft”), but, as with roller coasters, the Imagineering show made it look both amazing and entertaining.

Two more volunteers, a father and son, came up from the audience. The video screen rose, and a large motion capture box came forward on -stage, with video screens on two sides. Sandahl told us that there were fourteen cameras to monitor the performer within the box. The boy got inside the box, and a CGI figure of a skeleton in pirate garb appeared on-screen. Following Sandahl’s instructions, the boy jumped and spun about, and the CGI character copied his every movement. Getting into the spirit of things, the boy spontaneously tucked one of the legs behind the other, and the character did the same.

Then the father exchanged places with his son inside the box. He got three CGI counterparts onscreen, including a monster (reminiscent of Monsters, Inc.), an astronaut, and a teddy bear, on what seemed like a disco floor, complete with disco ball. As the Village People’s “YMCA” played (surely one of the songs I least expected to hear at a Disney event) the dad started dancing away, as his CGI counterparts matched him move for move. The dad wasn’t at all bad, either, and Sandahl and Trowbridge got the audience to clap in time to the disco beat.

Just before Amber Sandahl left the stage, Trowbridge asked her, “You’re not a robot, are you?” “I can’t tell you that,” she replied. Darn! I knew she was too good to be real.

In introducing the next segment, Trowbridge noted that not everything in theme parks is “operated by computer.” There followed a video montage about Disney’s Animal Kingdom, which is Walt Disney World’s blend of theme park and zoological park. Then Trowbridge introduced Dr. Anne Savage, another attractive young woman who was described as Animal Kingdom’s senior conservation biologist. (Are the scientists who care for the animals at Animal Kingdom also considered Imagineers, then?)

Dr. Savage (The real Doc Savage?) said that that there were 1500 animals at Animal Kingdom, and that she also studied animals out in the wild. For example, she’d just been in Florida tracking sea turtles, since it was their nesting season, and “a few weeks ago” she had been in Botswana, tracking elephants. She them mentioned the “Disney Worldwide Conservation Fund,” which serves “to protect some of the world’s most endangered animals”. This received a spontaneous wave of applause from the audience.

Dr. Savage described some of her experiences tracking animals while pictures appeared on the video screen. She noted “lion tracks” outside her tent in Botswana, commenting that she had to “stay in the tent all night long.” She showed pictures of Rhesus monkeys taken in Asia with “camera traps,” which take photos when triggered by the animal’s presence. (Trowbridge observed that camera traps, therefore, don’t “trap cameras.”) Then Dr. Savage noted that one can also track animals through things they leave behind, “like poop.” (Nope, I didn’t expect this, either.) “Match the feces to the species,” rhymed Dr. Savage. Scott Trowbridge turned to us and said, “No.”

So Dr. Savage turned to a new topic, the use of transmitters to track animals. For example, a tiny transmitter is attached to the back of a Tamarin monkey, and she spoke about another transmitter that was attached to a sea turtle. Such a transmitter, she said, “communicates with a satellite in outer space,” and you can follow the turtle via a website.

But larger animals require larger transmitters, and Dr. Savage put on a collar designed for an elephant, containing GPS technology. The collar looked enormous, but this was a small one–eight feet long, for a female elephant. She told us that a collar for a “giant bull” elephant would be fifteen to twenty feet! To demonstrate how the collar worked, they brought a whole family out of the audience and then encircled the whole group within the collar. Then Trowbridge and Savage sent them “out into the wilds of New York City” so we could track them later in the video screen with the GPS technology. Their ability to move considerably limited by the collar, the “Elephant Family,” as Trowbridge dubbed them, moved offstage in tiny steps.

Dr. Savage then told us that the collars also contain microphones that “can record vocalizations” the elephants make, and that elephants engage in “normal conversation” with each other through “low frequency rumbles” that are below the range of human hearing.” They then played the sound of such rumbles (apparently adjusted for human hearing range) for the audience. Dr. Savage said that an elephant will have a “best friend” and they will “talk to each other all the time, over real long distances.” Moreover, the Disney scientists had identified “two new vocalizations” elephants do.

We did not realize it, but this discussion of elephant language was setting us up for the show’s grand finale, which also involved an animal making conversation. The video screen now presented an underwater scene. with a school of fish swimming in the background. And then, into the scene swam Crush, the sea turtle from Pixar’s Finding Nemo (see “Comics in Context” #40: “Beasts and Beauty”). Crush chatted with Scott Trowbridge, but lest you think that Crush’s dialogue was scripted and prerecorded, he then began talking back and forth with a little girl from the audience!

This was the renowned “Turtle Talk with Crush,” which is at Walt Disney World’s EPCOT, Disney’s California Adventure, and Hong Kong Disneyland, and was high on my list of new attractions to see if I ever made it to the one of the Disney theme parks. And now it had come to me!

Although the Imagineers did not spell it out during their show at NYU, thinking about it afterwards, it was easy to figure out that the motion capture demonstration must have something to do with the way that “Turtle Talk” works. Whoever was doing Crush’s voice was quite good, combining the familiar California surfer vocal rhythms with an Australian accent. I especially liked the wryly ironic expressions that would sometimes cross Crush’s face during the show.

The little girl from the audience took Crush aback when he attempted to engage her in “turtle talk.” She protested that she had hoped to hear him make actual turtle sounds. Speechless with surprise, Crush put a flipper to his brow in shock. The girl’s mother played along, though, telling Crush he was “totally awesome.” When Crush asked a young audience member where the kid’s “home” was, the kid forgot. “I have a friend named Dory who forgets all the time,” Crush assured the child, referring to a character from the movie and winning an appreciative laugh from the audience.

In closing, Crush asked the audience to “promise to use the word “˜dude’ for the rest of the day. Trust me, your parents will totally love it.”

(And if you want to see the “Turtle Talk” attraction, check out the YouTube videos here and here)

And thus “The Science of Disney Imagineering” came to an end. Scott Trowbridge told us that we would be given Imagineers’ notebooks as we left “to jot down your ideas, thoughts, sketches, dreams and imagination.” (Hmm, sort of like a blog.) Via the video screen, GPS focused in on Washington Square Park, and we received a live video feed of “the Elephant Family,” who were now hobnobbing with Lucky the dinosaur, bringing the show full circle. And the show finally ended with a quotation from Walt Disney on the screen: “If you can dream it, you can do it.” It reminded me of a similar line from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, another connection I never expected to make with Disney, but it’s an inspiring sentiment nonetheless.

As we filed out, the Imagineers from the show were lined up, chatting with audience members. If only one friend of mine, who has long dreamed of being an Imagineer, had been able to make it to the show! I made sure of getting an Imagineer’s notebook for myself, and one for him, before I left the Skirball Center.

Then I spent some time exploring the World Science Festival’s street fair, inside and alongside Washington Square Park, including watching a surprisingly clever playlet about the life cycle of a butterfly enacted by three young women from the Central Park Zoo.

Finally, I saw Lucky the Dinosaur in person! He was again interacting with Scott Trowbridge, while a man trained a video camera, and I later realized that they must have been reenacting the opening segment of the “Science of Disney Engineering” for the 12:30 PM show.

In person, one sees that Lucky is presented as a beast of burden: he pulls a little wagon behind him, labeled “EXPLORERS CLUB.” (Shouldn’t it be the Adventurers’ Club from Disney World’s Pleasure Island?) I realize that the wagon is necessary because it conceals the computer and power source necessary for Lucky’s operation. Still, I wondered if whoever had dubbed the dinosaur “Lucky” was thinking of the similarly burdened Lucky in Samuel Beckett’s Waiting for Godot.

But despite having to pull this wagon, Lucky the Dinosaur maintains a cheerful temperament. Once Scott Trowbridge had left, Lucky interacted with a kid from the crowd. Lucky allowed himself to be petted; he moved his head to look at the people near him, grunted in what seemed friendly responses, and, when he was photographed with the kid, even looked into the camera and smiled. If you ever imagined a pet dinosaur when you were a child, this is your dream come true. (AOL Video shows Lucky in Washington Square Park during the World Science Festival here).

But then it began to rain, lightly but ominously. Grunting, Lucky walked backwards into a tent behind him, and soon there was a downpour. I headed to a nearby restaurant for lunch; my visit to the World Science Festival was over.

“The Science of Disney Imagineering” was such a well put-together show that I assumed that this was an event that Disney stages from time to time in different cities and venues. But no, I’ve since read that this was a one-time event that Disney Imagineering staged solely for the three performances at the World Science Festival. Well then, I’m even more glad that I was able to see it and then to write up this report for my readers. (If you want to see photographs from the show, you can find them here and here.)

The World Science Festival was reportedly a tremendous success, so perhaps it will become an annual event, and perhaps Walt Disney Imagineering will return to the Festival next year. Now, what other new Disney theme park attraction do I really want to see? How could they possibly bring “Soarin’ over California” to New York?

LINKS IN THE AMAZON CHAIN

I very much like Disney Imagineering’s pocket guides to several of the Disney theme parks. The books are highly informative, each squeezing an amazing amount of information about the attractions and how they were created into a mall volume, while being surprisingly inexpensive. And Amazon is selling them for even less! There you can find The Imagineering Field Guide to EPCOT at Walt Disney World,
The Imagineering Field Guide to the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World, The Imagineering Field Guide to Disney’s Animal Kingdom at Walt Disney World and The Imagineering Field Guide to Disneyland.

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

In the mail I’ve just received Marvel’s latest reprint volume of the Marvel Universe Handbooks I co-wrote in the 1980s: The Essential Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, Master Edition Vol. 2: Garokk to Proctor, which Amazon is also selling. I see that Volume 3 will come out this fall.

Besides advertising myself, I also want to promote my Quick Stop colleague Fred Hembeck’s voluminous and ceaselessly amusing The Nearly Complete Essential Hembeck Archives Omnibus, which is out at long last, both in comics stores and on Amazon. Having already been awarded well-deserved accolades by Entertainment Weekly and by Stan Lee himself (in the June 12 entry of Fred’s blog), Fred doesn’t need me to add to the praise. But I intend to review his book, too, once I finish reading the whole thing. And considering its immense size, holding most of the work of his entire cartooning career, this may take a while!

Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

Toy Box: Bob Kane Batman Black and White

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When DC went looking for another great superhero to follow in Superman’s steps, Bob Kane and Bill Finger stepped up with Batman. As the original creator and artist for the character, it’s no suprise that DC Direct has produced a Batman Black and White statue based on his artwork and style. In fact, I’d say the only surprise is that it’s taken this long.

DC Direct has been extremely successful with the Batman Black and White series of statues. They are each done in a 6″ scale (1/12th), sculpted to mirror the artistic style of a particular Batman artist. They’ve represented artists from Jim Lee to Kelley Jones, and the latest release is based on the artwork of the creator, Bob Kane.

Coming up next for the line is a Neal Adams version, along with a Derek Miller and George Perez. DCD has raised the price on these to $70 a pop (that’s SRP, which translates to around $60 – $65 at most stores), an increase of around 20% in a very short period. Whether the popularity of the line can withstand the price hike is yet to be seen.

If you have any questions or comments, drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com or swing by my website at Michael’s Review of the Week. On to the review!

Batman Black and White – Bob Kane

Packaging – **1/2
It’s the usual box. It has some decent artwork of course, but the lack of a window and any sort of COA is a big negative. The box should get the bust to you safely, but it won’t sell a lot of product on its own.

Sculpting -***
The sculpt is by Jonathan Mathews, who has done a number of the statues as well as other work for DCD. If you’re familiar with Jonathan’s work, than you won’t be surprised by the quality here. It’s not his best, but it’s certainly solid.

The proportions are all done very much in the Kane style. Keep in mind that his Batman was less chilsed and ripped than our current versions, with not only a slimmer appearance, but a sleecker style. Kane’s Batman was no wimp, but steriod abusing atheletes had not yet set the standard for male perfection.

This isn’t the very first Kane style Batman, however. The long ears aren’t here, and the head isn’t nearly as stubby. He also has full length gloves, whereas in his earliest appearances he wore shorter regular gloves. Check out the DCD First Appearance Batman for a better idea of what I’m refering to.

While I don’t claim to be an expert, this looks more like a mid to late 40’s Kane Batman to me, with the small symbol, sharp claw-like hands, and square buckle on the bat belt. Small details are here, like the stitching line in the fold of each section of cape, which were usually drawn in by Kane.

While he is the right height for the overall line, the extreme departure in style from the more modern Bats might put some folks off. For me, I prefer the extremes, as it gives the entire group when viewed together a bit more visual interest.

Paint – **1/2
The paint work has gotten sloppier with the last few releases, and I’m getting less patient with it. This time, the mask trails down on to the face below the nose, and even the skin tone is uneven and sloppy. They still went with the nice glossy boots and gloves, which sets them apart nicely from the rest of the figure, but at this price point on a statue this small, I don’t expect obvious slop.

Design – ***
The design is good, with a nice dynamic feel to the cape flowing up and out from his body. One glance and you get the impression he’s just jumped down from a great height, and you’re seeing him just as he hits the ground and just before he springs forward to kick some ass. The cape is flowing up and out from his body evenly on both sides, much like wings. That’s fitting, since it was Kane’s original intent that it be more like wings than a cape.

However, there are many more iconic looks from that period, especially from the early covers of Batman. I think that had they picked something more iconic, the style and design would have been a bit more recognizable to the Bat lay person.

My biggest design issue is actually a mechanical one. The stance is just a little too wide to allow you to fit the metal pegs (which are attached to the feet, not the base) into the holes. This is a bigger issue when removing the figure than when putting him on, because as you *gently* pull him off the base, a lot of pressure will be put on the pegs and feet. I ended up breaking one at mid-foot, even being extremely careful.

Value – **
At the end of 2007, you could get one of these statues for $45, $50 tops. Now, that has increased to almost $60 at most retailers, due to the price increases from DCD. And while I love these little guys, the amount of materials, along with the general quality level, does not justify that high of a price point. It looks like DCD may up the price even further this year, and I fear that will very well be stake in the heart for this line.

The reason for that is the completists. This is a series that has been very attractive to the completist mentality, because the black and white coloration and Batman theme makes a complete display more attractive than if you only buy one or two. While the individual statues may not always be great, as a set they look fantastic. That has driven many collectors to pick up versions they might not otherwise have bought.

But at $60 or $70 a pop, that desire is likely to dry up like a worm on a hot day. With buyers being much choosier about which ones they get, one or two weak releases could doom the line with retailers.

Things to Watch Out For –
Be very careful attaching him to and removing him from the base! The metal pegs don’t quite line up on mine, and even though I was very gentle putting him on, when I went to pull him off I broke the foot at the metal peg. It reglued well enough, but be careful!

Overall – **1/2
While Jonathan’s sculpt and the general design are solid, it’s the new higher price point that’s hurting my overall. It’s nice, but it’s not a $60 statue, and with DCD raising the SRP from $60 to as much as $75 on upcoming releases, it doesn’t look good for the longevity of the series.

Where to Buy –
Online options are the best, particularly if you don’t have a reliable LCS:

Alter Ego Comics has him for $59.49.

Urban Collector has him at $60.

CornerStoreComics has him at $55.

Things from Another Planet has him at $63.

Related Links –
I’ve looked at a number of these, including Frank Miller, Jim Lee, Matt Wagner, Mike Mignola, and Kelley Jones.

Win THE LIST on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Video, three (3) copies of THE LIST on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 25th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 25th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

June 17, 2008

Win DEVIL MAY CARE, The New JAMES BOND Novel!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Doubleday, three (3) copies of the new JAMES BOND novel, DEVIL MAY CARE.

Ian Fleming’s last Bond book, Octopussy and the Living Daylights, was published in 1966. Forty-two years later and in keeping with the tradition, DEVIL MAY CARE is set in the Cold War and the action is played out across two continents, exotic locations and several of the world’s most glamorous cities.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, June 24th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, June 24th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

TV Or Not TV: 6/16 – 6/22

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Hello TV viewer. Welcome to another week of “Thank goodness there’s cable!”

I mentioned this week’s must watch shows in last week’s column. Showtime has decided that the perfect way to spend our Monday nights is with some good old fashioned sex and drugs (well, drugs and sex if you look at the order of airing). Weeds and Secret Diary of a Call Girl both premiere on Monday. The former I’ve been looking forward to and I’m hoping the latter is good since Showtime has decided to put them back-to-back.

Some of you reading this may also be shell shocked after last Friday’s episode of Battlestar Galactica and I’m right there with you. The episode titled “Revelations’ was filled with just that. The humans finally found out who the four of the Final Five Cylons were that were living among them, a tense hostage situation ended with a peaceful resolution, and the fleet finally found what appeared to be Earth (although not at all what they, or we, expected).

I admit that I’ve written very little about this season of Galactica because I didn’t really understand sometimes where the show was going. After last week’s episode I see that step-by-step we were being brought to the final moments of this episode which, in line with the entire tone of the show, was both dark and dismal after setting us up with a brief glimpse of joy and celebration. Unlike those aboard the ship I knew that what I was seeing couldn’t end well, and even though I knew it what I saw wasn’t any less jarring.

Another stand out moment of the episode is the rapid decent of Olmos’ Adama after the revelation that Saul Tigh was in fact a Cylon. He went into every bit of destructive behavior we’ve seen from every other character as the foundation of his world seemed to crumble beneath him. Even more compelling to me is that, after the fact, Saul Tigh still stood his ground as a man rather than machine and was willing to give up everything for Galactica and humanity (nicely echoing his sentiment from last season’s finale).

The only let down of the entire episode was that it ended and we have to wait until 2009 to see the final season of this amazing show (although there is potentially another TV movie that will be aired prior to the end of this year). Between waiting for this and LOST the next year is going to seem pretty darn long.

Now it’s time to look at the mere table scraps that television is offering us from it’s buffet of choices.

MONDAY

SCIFI ““ 9:00 PM & 10:00PM: Two of the three episode of Star Trek:The Next Generation are again examples of why this was one of the greater shows on television. Yesterday’s Enterprise gives us a glimpse of a completely different world when the Enterprise 1701-C comes through a time rift prior to making its historical sacrifice. Sarek brings us Spock’s dad during a mental decline, and also brings us some fine acting from Patrick Stewart during the scene where he becomes the vessel for Sarek’s emotions. Yes, I’m a nerd and I’m going to keep this up.

HBO – 9:00 PM: Greg Whitley’s documentary Resolved takes a look at the competitive world of high school debates.

A&E – 10:00 PM: Children who have been haunted are put together to share their stories and fears in Psychic Kids:Children of the Paranormal.

SHO ““ 10:00 PM: As mentioned above, it’s Weeds and Secret Diary of a Call Girl.

TUESDAY

AMC – 8:00 PM: Another night of back-to-back showings that are wonderfully nostalgic. Enjoy what comedy used to be at 8 with Animal House and then bask in the late 60’s camp of Planet of the Apes. If these aren’t to your liking maybe instead you might like”¦

CMTV – 8:00 PM: Watch the one that started it all, National Lampoon’s Vacation, and by the end you should be whistling Zippity Doo Da from your”¦ well, watch and you’ll see.

FX ““ 10:00 PM: Tonight on 30 Days an avid hunter works with PETA. Too bad they couldn’t get Ted Nugent.

WEDNESDAY

truTV – 8:00 PM: The producers of Ice Road Truckers and Deadliest Catch try to infuse us with more testosterone with a show following West Texas Oil Rig workers in Black Gold.

HIST ““ 9:00 PM: On MonsterQuest tonight they are looking for a Bigfoot like nest making creature named The Ohio Grassman. Sounds more like a character you’d find on Weeds to me.

TBS ““ 10:00 PM: New episodes tonight of Tyler Perry’s House of Payne. I’ve never watched it, but at least it is new.

THURSDAY

ANIMAL PLANET – 8:00 PM: The late Timothy Treadwell‘s footage is cut together to present us the Alaskan bears as seen through his eyes in The Grizzly Diaries. Knowing what happened to Treadwell makes this a bitter sweet watch. Just don’t follow it up with Grizzly Man.

SCIFI ““ 9:00 PM: Tonight you can compare and contrast by taking in the Ang Lee directed The Hulk. It’s like night and day when compared to the current big screen version but I have to admit that I kinda like it.

SHO – 10:00 PM: Penn & Teller are back with their Showtime original series Bulls—! Tonight the angry and mute magician’s take on feminists. This can’t end well.

FRIDAY

FOX- 8:00 PM: Want to compare and contrast again? If you took in the original Planet of the Apes than you can now watch the Tim Burton remake starring Mark Wahlberg that has the most perplexing ending to come along in quite a while. Save yourself the time and tune in for the last ten minutes and still try to reason it out. Won’t work.

TNT – 8:00 PM: Lousy remake night continues with the Adam Sandler version of The Longest Yard.

SATURDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: I don’t know what a Jonas Brother is but you can watch the Disney Channel original picture Camp Rock without having the Disney Channel. If you have a kid that is in to Hannah Montana this is probably a solid bet.

Oxygen – 8:00 PM: I was pleasantly surprised by the film About a Boy. This may very well be the first time I’m tempted to watch anything on the Oxygen channel.

BRAVO – 8:00 PM: Witness the most shocking first day on the job ever in Training Day.

SUNDAY

A&E – 10:00 PM: Tonight is the return of the reality show The Two Coreys. Haim is determined to mend both his career and friendship with Feldman back on track. I can’t wait to see them go to couples therapy.

SPIKE ““ 10:00 PM: It’s a celebration of sports, sweat and testosterone with the Guys Choice Awards. Find out what guys think is better: F’ing Matt Damon or F’ing Ben Affleck. No really, this was one of the choices!

Will Wilkins‘ love of Star Trek got him banned form voting in the Guys Choice Awards.

Comics & Comics: HULK SMASHing Good Time

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Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig the summer.

You just can’t beat the combination of warm sunny days and crisp, colorful comics. Something about the natural light that’s all around lends itself to enjoying funny books. It’s bliss. And, on some rare, lucky occasions, us few and dedicated get to see our childhood heroes put up on the bigscreen in larger then life glory. The Summer Movie was built for Comic Book adaptations. And this summer seems to be the most Comic Booky in years, if not ever. We’ve already seen the kickassness that is IRON MAN, and DARK KNIGHT promises to wow geeks the world over when it gets released next month. Somewhere in all the hype for the previously mentioned films, another comic book movie got forgotten by the masses, or so it seemed. Luckily, according to the first weekend box office, only the opposite could be the case, and it’s well deserved. I am here to tell you that THE INCREDIBLE HULK is pretty damn good. Nearly great.

Hulk, Hulk, Hulk… What are we gonna do with you? I was too young to watch the TV show, and the Ang Lee version – while entertaining – left me wanting a lot more. I compare that film to superhero ballet. Beautiful and masterful, but boring as all hell. With the new reboot, directed by TRANSPORTER 1 + 2 helmer Louis Leterrier and starring (and supposedly mostly written by) Tyler Durden himself (Spoiler) Edward Norton, I – along with countless other Hulk Comic fans – were given one more chance for one of our favorite four color characters to be done justice on the big screen.

Was the wait worth it?

I defiitely think so.

Though THE INCREDIBLE HULK is far from a perfect film, it is evertything it needed to be to make it an extremely enjoyable summer film. So there’s that factor. But forget the masses. Forget the uninitiated. Will a comic book fan like the new Hulk movie?

Yes, yes and a whole lot more yes.

By this time there are countless Hulk reviews on countless websites, so to avoid redundancy and try to keep this bad boy fresh, I’m going to get right to the nitty gritty. How the film played for me. I’ll break it down into pros and cons, to further avoid another long winded synopsis/review that you don’t want to read, and I don’t want to write.

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HULK LIKE!!! (pros)

Comic Book Content: More so then possibly any comic book film that has been released in this fun filled decade of ours, THE INCREDIBLE HULK is jam packed with content and references lifted directly out of the comics. It is almost hard to keep a tally of the geek-ster eggs (I’m witty), they fly by so fast and often. It’s one thing for a big summer blockbuster to pander to the masses, but for one to pander to Comic Book fans – That is freaking fantastic. From shout outs to obscure characters yet to play their part in the MU, to glimpses of players just now finding their role, this film does not skimp on the cameos. Of course, by now everyone knows about Tony Stark’s appearance in the film, but to me, the more impressive and quite frankly badass cameos belonged to Doc Samson and Sam Sterns, two characters who will (hopefully) morph from what we’ve seen in this film, to the respective hero and villain we all know and love. The entire film practically seeps comic book style, from the Kirbyesque sonar canons to the fun and often cheesy (and yet somehow still effective) dialogue. Simply put, fans of the comic will not be let down one bit. All the characters remain true to their roots and I applaud Marvel Studious on yet again making a comic book film for comic book fans.

The Acting: First it was Robert Downey, Jr. and crew in Iron Man. Now, Edward Norton leads another ensemble of extremely talented actors in what is a shining example of how good a comic book movie can be. No need for overacting and schtick. Everyone here plays it real, unless the character calls for some other trait or eccentricity. The viewer doesn’t feel like they are watching a film in a genre that has traditionally been style over substance to the max. Hulk, along with Iron Man and Nolan’s Batman series, has definitely reversed the “Comic-Acting” trend in a big way. Norton and Roth in particular really shine here, bringing a sense of depth and emotion to their respective characters that viewers would probably not expect in typical “Light” summer fare. Norton gives a unique performance as Banner, not necessarily drawing on Bixby and Bana, rather by playing it fairly simple and “real” he paints a Bruce that rings truer to the comic version then any I have seen so far. He manages to bring a quiet intensity to the role, one I felt was badly missing in the other film and television attempts. Roth is Roth. What can you say about the man? I mean, it’s freaking Mr. Orange! Roth, as usual, is one of the most nuanced and compelling screen actors around, and never does he let Blonsky become a parody or a caricature. Though he is menacing and f’d up to the nines, we understand this man, his motivations, his desires. The chance for cheesiness was high in that role, and Mr. Roth couldn’t have done a better job of avoiding it. Rounding out the cast are Liv Tyler and William Hurt, two actors who are very hit or miss in my opinion. Thankfully, both hit this time, bringing life and scope to what can be considered very two dimensional characters. Commendable job on both fronts. And I would be lying if I said Tim Blake Nelson is not one of my favorite actors in the world, and though his performance as Dr. Sam Sterns was a “Tad” campy, it fit right in with the character (If you know who the character is about to become… hint…hint…. google it.) and got me extremely pumped for any and all future appearances.

The Hulk: He looks fake!!! He looks CGI!!! HE’S A 10 FOOT TALL GREEN MONSTER-MAN!!! General casting was not going to solve that one. I am under the opinion that they absolutely NAILED the Hulk this time around. Forget the haters. Of course he has to be CGI – a realistic practical affect would be impossible. So when all is said and done, one can only judge the work by what was put on screen, and what was put on screen in pretty much the EXACT Hulk we know and love from the comics. Though the changes were subtle and slight from the past film they did wonders to improve the look and overall feel of Big Green. He’s not as bulky now, less Frankenstein then in the Ang Lee version. Not as neon green, which as ridiculous as it sounds really helped me to buy the reality of the universe, at least more then I did in the previous film. Besides the physical changes there are personality ones as well. This Hulk is smarter, a better fighter (through better use of defense) and yet at the same time much more animalistic then previously seen. This Hulk is pure rage and aggression, but coupled with a quick and resourceful mind. The ultimate destruction machine. One scene in particular nailed it for me. SPOILER ZONE. Hulk and Betty are holed up in a cave during a thunderstorm. A crash of lightning booms out of nowhere, and Hulk is not only startled, HE IS PISSED. He runs out of the cave, picks up a giant boulder, hurls it at the sky, pounds his chest and screams. HULK IS MAD AT THE SKY!!! And even better then that, Hulk tries to fight it! That is the Hulk I know and love. The Hulk that runs on pure anger and aggression. No more contemplative dune jumping Hulk, finally, after years of waiting, The Hulk is here and he’s as badass as we’ve ever seen him.

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HULK SMASH!!! (cons)

Abomination: Not so much the character as the visualization. Not great bordering on craptacular. I don’t know why this trend continues but I really have a problem when they make “Monsters” look like they are about to explode. Mr. Hyde in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen suffered from the same issue. They don’t look cool and creepy, they look bloated and as if they will fall apart at the first touch. I know that they wanted to make Hulk look “Good” in comparison but I really think the design team made a mistake with the look of Abomination in this film. And here is a simple solution they could have used… The comic book version. Why did they not go with the reptilian, scaled Abomination we are used to? I think he would have worked fine on screen, a hell of a lot better then Mr. Melting Corpse Boy that we got. Yes, the size and power were there but the look was all off. My one major complaint with the film.

SUMMARY: All in all, a great extremely fun film that will not dissapoint comic fans and “Normals” alike. If this and IRON MAN are any indication of the future of Marvel Studios, not only am I on board but I am one of the biggest supporters. All I can say is, BRING ON THE AVENGERS… Wait, what? Another seven years!!! Oh… Never mind then… REMIND ME ABOUT THE AVENGERS IN FIVE YEARS!!!

That’s all she and or he wrote for now. Tune in next week for another gripping and nail eating installment. Until then,

“Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

Matt Cohen is currently very current

June 16, 2008

Masters Of Song Fu #1: Round 2 Challenge

Filed under: Masters Of Song Fu — UncaScroogeMcD @ 9:46 pm

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we’ve launched a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

A few weeks back, we sent out the call for challengers. Hundreds of you heard the call and fought for a chance to be in the initial group. 20 were selected. Only 19 responded in time.

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the challengers were presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They were given one week to complete their songs – however they saw fit, within the parameters set forth below…

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

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You must do a song in the style of a classic television show. Not only that, but this song is the theme for a fictional television show about yourself (or your band). By “classic television show” theme song, we mean the type of themes found in shows from the 1960’s – 1980’s (ie Gilligan’s Island, Cheers, The Fall Guy, Diff’rent Strokes, Welcome Back Kotter, Greatest American Hero, Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, The Facts Of Life, Green Acres, Gimme A Break, The Monkees, etc.). Your theme song must include both lyrics and music. It must run no shorter than 30 seconds, and no longer than one (1) minute.

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When all was said and done, only 16 of the 19 Challengers were able to send in the songs in time. You voted HERE. The TOP 7 vote getters have moved on to Round 2. Below, you’ll find those 7 Semi-Finalists, and the Round 2 Challenge.

The winner of the Round 2 Challenge will then move on to a head-to-head battle with one of our Masters Of Song Fu.

You also voted on the contributions of our three Masters, eliminating one. Two Masters now remain, and they’ve been presented a special challenge of their own (which you’ll also find below). Their entries will also be voted on by you, the readers. The winner of the Masters Challenge will be the one who duels with the winning Challenger.

But right now, let’s find out who our remaining Masters and Challengers are, and what their Round 2 Challenges are…

MASTERS OF SONG FU

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JONATHAN COULTON

songfu-01.jpgJonathan Coulton on Jonathan Coulton: “In 2005 I left my day job writing software to pursue music full time. To keep myself busy I released a new song on this website every week for a year in a project called Thing a Week. A few of those songs became big internet hits (my folky cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”, a funny video called “Flickr”, a song called “Code Monkey”), and I am now fortunate enough to make my living as a musician.

I write about a lot of geeky stuff because I am a geek. Some of it’s funny, but a lot of it’s not so funny, and even more of it is somewhere in between. I’ve been compared to They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies, Loudon Wainwright III, and other musicians you REALLY LOVE.

I give lots of music away because I believe it helps my cause, and I love it when people use my music to create other stuff – music videos, pictures, remixes, etc. At the moment I’m unsigned, and I’m proud to say I’ve created this whole thing mostly on my own (with plenty of help from an amazingly supportive bunch of fans). But it certainly is getting busy… I will probably sell out and go Hollywood any day now…”

Official Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Monkey Shines

PAUL & STORM

songfu-02.jpg Paul and Storm are a comedy music duo, and they have been performing as a duo since 2004. Before that, they were one half of a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook for about 12 years. A Paul and Storm show is part music concert and part standup/improv comedy”“just enough of both to fit neatly in neither category. They like to engage the audience, and are known to award snack cakes and/or other prizes for good (and sometimes bad) behavior. Their show would be PERFECT as a cable special, and would make lots of money for whichever brave channel decides to air them first.

Official Website: www.paulandstorm.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Theme Song To Paul & Storm

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THE CHALLENGERS

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PAUL FRUMPTON EXPERIENCE FEATURING LARRY

songfucomp-03.jpgBorn in the fall of 2006 in the center of the two-man acoustic comedy rock scene, Columbus, Ohio, the self proclaimed Turner and Hooch of Rock and Roll, The Paul Frumpton Experience Featuring Larry – known more colloquially as Jeff Stormer and Jeremy Hoover – are best described as what happens when comedy, music, caffeine, and improv collide in a chocolaty, peanut buttery explosion of good times. Stormer and Hoover met as students of Ohio State University and have been performing for scraps of food and hobo nickels ever since. Jeremy and Jeff’s major influences include Bacon, Booster Gold & Blue Beetle’s irreverent banter, David Bowie’s crotch in Labyrinth, and a deep-seated love of go karts. Finally, we feel obliged to mention all the things that are off limits to the comedy duo… This list includes NOTHING.

Official Website: myspace.com/thepaulfrumtonexperiencefeaturinglarry

ROUND 1 SONG:The Paul Frumpton Experience (Feat. Larry) Comedy Hour Spectacular

LEX FRIEDMAN

songfucomp-04.jpgLex Friedman’s musical influences include artists like They Might Be Giants, Moxy Fruvous, “Weird Al” Yankovic, CAKE, Barenaked Ladies, Tom Lehrer, Ben Folds, and Michael Jackson. Lex has left a smattering of bizarre music videos on YouTube, which have been slowly overtaken by videos of his 18-month-old daughter Anya. He occasionally shares new songs on his blog. He currently appears both weekly and weakly as the host of the “Week in Douchebaggery” on Cracked.com. Lex, his aforementioned daughter Anya, his lovely wife Lauren, and his diabetic maltese Charlie all live together in New Jersey, and sincerely hope that you don’t hold that against them. He gives one of them two injections if insulin each day – guess which! Lex also wrote this sentence. To avoid appearing like a suck-up, Lex has neglected to mention other musical influences of his who may or may not be the Iron Chefs of this Song Fu competition. Let’s just say he happens to also love the musical stylings of a guy whose name rhymes with Shmonathan Shmoulton.

Official Website: www.thefriedmans.net/blog

ROUND 1 SONG:Hey, It’s Lex Friedman!

CLOAKIE

songfucomp-09.jpgMy Fu is stronger than you! I am Coleman Bear Saunders, or Cloakie to most. At the age of 25 I work with music everyday at my studio that I recently built. I produce, engineer and compose various genres of music with ninja like precision. I have been picking away at the guitar since the age of 7 after watching my Dad play Johnny Cash tunes in the wrong key while singing the wrong lyrics, although I do the same thing because that’s the way I was learnt, ya hear me boy? I live in Kentucky and the music scene isn’t the greatest, so I turn to the internet to pipeline my Fu to the masses for free. I’m getting tired of music these days, I want some more songs about Dragons and fucking! Songs that take you on a journey and let you experience a different world, like movies do. My dream is to compose and score music for video games, TV, and my ultimate goal, the big screen. This is why the Song Fu competition was made for me. All the challenges that the competition presents to me will be similar to the expectations of future employers. Good luck to all, and may the best Fu win.

Official Website: myspace.com/colemansaunders

ROUND 1 SONG:Cloakie The Nazi Killing Zombie

ELAINE CHAO FINNELL

songfucomp-10.jpgElaine Chao Finnell is a singer/songwriter from the San Francisco Bay Area. In her checkered musical past, she has been a choral singer, a pit musician, an a cappella vocalist, a vocal percussionist, a hip hop beatboxer, contemporary Christian worship musician, and a musical librettist. After leaving the a cappella world in 2001, Elaine shifted into the world of hip hop theater, touring with spoken word artist Aya de León, then going solo and performing in such venues as the Yerba Buena Gardens in San Francisco and at the Apollo Theater in New York City. She began writing music at the tender age of 17, co-authoring her first musical with Brian Allan Hobbs. Since then, she has written two full length musicals and two plays. She currently plays regularly at her church as a lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist. While not in her musical pursuits, Elaine can be found in a cubicle at a major software company, at home with her engineer husband and their network of Macs, or studying martial arts at a local university.

Official Website: www.gotspit.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Cubicle Gopher

TO SERVE MANKIND

songfucomp-13.jpgTo Serve Mankind seeks to do just that, via music that makes you think about the world and your place in it differently. Friends since high school, the duo, likened to They Might Be Giants or Barenaked Ladies, have played back yards to front yards and everywhere in between. It seemed like just yesterday To Serve Mankind had absolutely no future, and look at them now, competing in Song Fu against artists such as Paul and Storm and, uh, the Jonathan Coulton. Jeff Little and Bryan Ewing both grew up in Apple Valley, CA, an environment which demands creativity just to stay sane among Joshua trees, dirt, and the Wal*Mart. With a combined vocal range of at least a perfect 5th, To Serve Mankind is ready to take the world… aeriously. Bryan is into Rock, Jeff digs on Funk. Both serve as worship leaders at their respective churches and are married… not to each other… but to one woman each – Bryan to Michelle, Jeff to Jen. Bryan has a son named Malachi, and Jeff is expecting his wife to follow through on this pregnancy thing and produce a daughter, Jane. Jeff, Bryan (and Malachi) love Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Official Website: www.toservemankind.com

ROUND 1 SONG:To Serve Mankind Theme Song

JEFF MacDOUGALL

songfucomp-16.jpgThe Deal: After 20+ years making music as a hobby, I recently wrote and recorded a song for my daughter. I got a little taste of mild success (hey, my mom liked it). So now I’m taking my music out of the closet, dusting it off, and seeing how it does in the sunshine. Who knew there was so much work in just attempting to do music for a living. I feel like I am opening a Subway franchise (Only opening a Subway franchise seems more fulfilling in a creative way).

Official Website: jeffmacdougall.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Jeff MacDougall Dot Com

RUN AT THE DOG

songfucomp-19.jpgRun At The Dog are high energy, rock/pop, category-sluts with multi-gendered vocals and intricate arrangements. They are like Abba meets Faith No More meets Mos Def meets the Mormon Tabernacle Choir meets Steely Dan. The songs of this Minneapolis 5-piece are always written right away, with no respect for the calculating mind. Audience members are unsure whether to dance, laugh, or panic.

Official Website: myspace.com/runatthedog

ROUND 1 SONG:Run At The Dog TV Theme

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ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

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Here’s where we step things up a notch. Your challenge is to write a song that utilizes a repeating syllable (ex: la, na, doo, etc.). The syllable must repeat at least 5 times in a row (ex: la la la la la). The resulting “repeated syllable” phrase can appear anywhere in your song, but must be repeated in full at least 3 times within the song. Also, this challenge includes a thematic element. Your song must feature a conflict between two (2) elements, provided below. You must choose one (1) element from COLUMN A and one (1) element from COLUMN B.

COLUMN A
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Santa Claus

Miami Dolphins

Stephen Hawking

A Beach Towel

High School Physics

Albania

The Color Orange

A Toothpick Factory

Marc Singer

Hydroponics

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COLUMN B
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Dracula

Linux

Pudding

Coupons

Scabies

Cosplayers

Your Kindergarten Teacher (must be named)

Albert Camus

Non-Alcoholic Lager

Doc Hammer

Your song must be at least 1m45s in length. Finally, your song must be an ORIGINAL CREATION, both music and lyrics, and can not utilize or sample a preexisting work. All songs are due no later than 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, July 1st. If you have any questions whatsoever regarding details of the challenge, please drop us a line and ask.

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ROUND 2 MASTERS CHALLENGE

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The following challenge applies to our Masters of Song Fu only. As Masters, it is expected that they have achieved a musical voice all their own – but does their mastery extend to assuming the voice of another artist? With that in mind, Each Master is tasked with writing a song in the style of their opponent. The Masters will be judged on how accurately they write a song in their opponent’s style without it becoming a simple parody. When listening to their entries, you must genuinely believe that they were written by the original Master. Got that? The Master’s songs must also be no shorter than 1m45s, and are due at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, July 1st.

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY, designed and handcrafted by [adult swim] superstar Dana Snyder. Yes. Dana Snyder.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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SModcast 54

Filed under: SModcast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:53 am

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 54: SModder’s Day –

In which, fittingly, our heroes talk about childish things.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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Win BURN NOTICE: SEASON ONE on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:55 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Video, three (3) copies of BURN NOTICE: SEASON ONE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, June 23rd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, June 23rd.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

June 13, 2008

Weekend Shopping Guide 6/13/08: Wall-E & Geek Think

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, John Romita, Curt Swan, Fred Hembeck… Yes, Fred Hembeck. Destroyer of universes, gentle mocker, ooner of lamps, and master of four-color mirth, our very own Fred Hembeck has been honored with The Nearly Complete Essential Hembeck Archives Omnibus (Image, $24.99) – a massive 912-page tome packed with 30+ years worth of Fred’s strips, pin-ups, commissions, and ephemera. Get this. Get this now (and not just because I’m thanked in the book, or strips from Fred’s column here at Quick Stop are included… Nosiree…).

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Although my interest was certainly piqued, I in no way expected to be as swept up as I became in HBO’s miniseries on the political life of our 2nd president, John Adams (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP). But swept up I was, and it certainly brought all of the drama, disagreement, infighting, political machinations, interpersonal issues, and seemingly insurmountable obstacles that led to the formation and establishment of the United States as an independent, thriving democracy. As Adams, Paul Giamatti certainly earns the Emmy he is most assuredly due, alongside the equally Emmy-worthy Laura Linney as his wife, Abigail. The true test of a miniseries like this is if it manages to make history engrossing, and it succeeds in spades. The 3-disc set features a behind-the-scenes documentary, a spotlight on author David McCullough, and an onscreen historical guide.

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Going in, I had my reservations about Jumper (Fox, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.99 SRP). Even though it was directed by Doug Liman, it starred Hayden Christensen. That name is cause enough for trepidation. Surprisingly, though, Jumper is a great sci-fi flick. During a high school trauma, David Rice (Christensen) discovers he can “jump” – essentially, that means he can teleport to any location he can “see”. Leaving behind his troubled home life and using his powers to create a new life, he’s soon confronted by a mysterious gentleman (Samuel L. Jackson) hell-bent on eliminating him. He soon discovers that he’s far from alone with his gifts, and there’s a centuries-old war being fought. It’s fast, fresh, and fun… I know! I’m still surprised! Bonus features include an audio commentary, a behind-the-scenes documentary, featurettes, an animated graphic novel, deleted scenes, previz, and more.

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As far as classic seasons go, I’d have to include the 4th season of The Odd Couple (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), as it’s packed with classic episodes and both Jack Klugman and Tony Randall are in full stride. The 4-disc set features all 22 episodes, but sadly no bonus features.

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I’ll never escape a jungle prison with nothing more than bubblegum and a fire ant, but I admit to feeling just a little bit MacGyver-ish when wielding the Utili-Key 6-in-1 tool (Swiss+Tech, $9.99). While at first glance it may seem to be nothing more than your average car or house key, its simple appearance hides the usual complement of ingeniously designed Swiss gadgetry – including both a Phillips and flat-head screwdriver, a micro eyeglass screwdriver, a bottle opener, a serrated knife blade, and a straight knife blade. Now, about that bomb…

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Not realizing just want kind of legs the series would wind up having, Fox originally released the first season of 24 as a borderline bare-bones DVD set. Eager to rectify that mistake (and get fans to purchase a second version), we’ve now got 24: Season One – Special Edition (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). The 7-disc set features an intro from Keifer Sutherland, audio commentaries on the premiere and the finale, extended/deleted scenes, an alternate ending to the season finale, a newly-produced documentary, The Rookie vignettes, and a letter from the co-creators.

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Rest assured that not only is Steve McGarrett back in the fourth season of Hawaii Five-O (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) but so is Dano, as in addition to their usual criminal line-up, they also take on the evil Wo Fat. The 6-disc set contains all 24 episodes, plus the original episode promos.

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After losing themselves in the wilderness of HD-DVD for a year, Paramount has come in from the cold with a full embrace of the high-def victor, Blu-Ray, with a clutch of releases to get up to speed. They all sport the same bonus features as the standard definition discs (save for Bee Movie, which does have some exclusive materials), but fancy-pants cinephiles can now pick up Cloverfield (Paramount, Rated PG-13, DVD-$39.99 SRP), There Will Be Blood (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$39.99 SRP), Blades Of Glory (Paramount, Rated PG-13, DVD-$39.99 SRP), Bee Movie (Paramount, Rated PG, DVD-$39.99 SRP), Face/Off (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$ 39.99SRP), and Next (Paramount, Rated PG-13, DVD-$39.99 SRP).

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There’s always something mildly off-putting about reunion movies featuring the aged cast of beloved TV shows. Maybe that’s because they’re usually frozen in our memories looking and acting like they did when we last saw them, regardless of how time has since treated the actors. Such is the case with the pair of flicks contained on the Dukes Of Hazzard: Two-Movie Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) – Reunion! and Hazzard In Hollywood. Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) is sorely missed.

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If you made up the story of Raymond Burr’s life, you would call it a an outrageous soap opera fabrication – but the truth is just as outrageous as fiction, as you’ll discover in the biography Hiding In Plain Sight: The Secret Life Of Raymond Burr (Applause, $24.95 SRP). Who knew that the actor that brought Perry Mason to vivid life was a closeted homosexual that led an elaborately fabricated public life, to the extent of having lied on the witness stand about a fictional wife and child lost to tragedy. A fascinating read, to say the least.

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Since everyone and their brother seems to be releasing westerns from their catalogues these past few months, it makes sense that Lionsgate would want to revisit High Noon (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The new 2-disc special edition features an audio commentary, a retrospective documentary, featurettes, a Tex Ritter radio broadcast, and more.

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I think I’m going to coin a new term for The Bucket List (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP) – “Quantum Comedy”. That’s because, while I’m sure it was supposed to be a rollicking hoot of a flick, with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman pursuing the contents of their respective “Before I Die” lists, every time I observed what should have been an enjoyable scene, the enjoyment just seemed to vanish. I knew it must be there – but it wasn’t there, at the same time. Odd, right? Bonus materials include a featurette on writing your own list and a music video.

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If you never got around to picking up either Soap or What’s Happening!! (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$59.95 SRP each) when they were being released as individual seasons, now’s your chance to make all those early buyers look like chumps by picking up the complete series box sets at a hefty discount. The content and disc counts are exactly the same, but now they’re all in one box and dirt cheap.

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Not one, but two more actresses get the featured collection treatment – Sophia Loren and Catherine Deneuve. The Sophia Loren 4-Film Collection (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) contains Atilla, I Girasoli, Madame Sans-Gene, and Carosello Napoletano. The Catherine Deneuve 5-Film Collection (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) features Manon 70, Le Sauvage, Hotel Des Ameriques, Le Choc, and Fort Saganne.

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Back in the early days of DVD, Image licensed a whole slew of catalogue titles from Universal – basically, a lot of smaller titles that Universal wouldn’t be getting around to any time soon, including titles like Flash Gordon, Earthquake, and Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (and, indeed, Universal took nearly a decade to finally get to some of those under their own banner). In a similar vein, Legend Films has licensed a massive quantity of catalogue titles from Paramount – some minor classics, some cult, and some that at least have a curiosity factor to them. The first wave just streeted, and includes the following titles: Baby It’s You, Mandingo, Rhubarb: The Millionaire Cat, The Possession Of Joel Delaney, Hitler: The Last Ten Days, Jekyll & Hyde: Together Again, Blue City, Daniel, The Pied Piper, Partners, King Of The Gypsies, Almost An Angel, French Postcards, Serial, Man, Woman & Child, Girl On The Bridge, Money From Home, Hurricane, Villa Rides!, The Optimists, Papa’s Delicate Condition, Desperate Characters, The Whoopee Boys, Won Ton Ton: The Dog Who Saved Hollywood, Student Bodies, Those Daring Young Men In Their Jaunty Jalopies, ZPG: Zero Population Growth, The Busy Body, Houdini, The Skull, and The One And Only (Legend Films, Rated-Var, DVD-$14.95 SRP each). They’re bare bones releases, but kudos to Legend for getting them out into the market.

The one-armed man is still on the loose in the first volume of The Fugitive‘s second season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), and Richard Kimble is still on the run from Lt. Gerard. So, really, nothing much has changed. The 4-disc set features the first 15 episodes of season 2.

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When a TV show is successful, there’s always the a certain amount of curiosity as to whether the characters would transfer to the big screen. Sadly, Don Adams’s Maxwell Smart did not do too well in the transition, which meant the sublime genius that was Get Smart became the tepid disappointment of The Nude Bomb (Universal, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP). It’s worth viewing as a curiosity, but nothing more.

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It’s a bit of a grab bag, but The Air I Breathe (Image, Rated R, DVD-$27.98 SRP) is worth a look see for the cast alone – Forest Whitaker, Andy Garcia, Kevin Bacon, Brendan Fraser, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Emile Hirsch . The story itself is an elaborate, intricate, if ultimately flawed crime drama that’s like a cross between Guy Ritchie and Richard Kelly.

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All good things must come to an end, and so must things that lived a few years beyond their shelf life – the eighth and final season of Home Improvement (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$23.99 SRP) is an excellent case in point. The 4-disc set features all 28 episodes, plus a new cast reunion special and a blooper reel.

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Having long ago given up on watching it since being disappointed when after its first few outings on Adult Swim and the first season DVD, I was curious to see if my opinion would be changed by the second season of Boondocks (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP). The answer, sadly, is that beyond some great design and animation, it’s still flat and, frankly, boring. The 3-disc set features all 15 episodes, plus audio commentaries, introductions, featurettes, and minisodes.

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It’s a testament to the artists at Pixar and the toymakers at Thinkway that I spent a solid two hours watching my 4-year-old nephew go absolutely giddy over the U-Command Wall-E (Thinkway Toys, $49.99 SRP). Standing about 9″ and operating via an infrared remote control, Wall-E is an interactive ball of fun, as you command him to speak, dance, look around, or just take a tour of the room. It’s hands-on and captures the quirky little robot to a “t”, and makes me wish that the Ultimate Wall-E due out later this year would arrive sooner. Until then, though, I’m sure we’ll get plenty of enjoyment out of this one.

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Win THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Universal Home Video, ten (10) copies of THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Friday, June 20th.

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Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #47: Finland

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #47: Finland – Ken & Dana return with the promise to end a cliffhanger, but wind up arguing over the ongoing logo contest, venture into Dana’s workshop, announce their upcoming music channel on live365, argue some more, discuss dialects, inaugurate their poetry corner, and wind up on a high note.
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Trailer Park: Roman Polanski Is Still A Pedo

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By Christopher Stipp

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You know, I really didn’t have a problem with Ang Lee’s HULK.

The amount of hatred and stink put upon that movie is, I think, undeserved. Eric Bana was a solid Bill Bixby stand-in and he carried the role with all the right amount of emo and anger. It was also the role that really solidified my interest in Josh Lucas as a professional actor. And, Jennifer Connelly? You can’t really say anything against that lady. Hell, even Sam Elliot’s mustache made an appearance.

I can understand where there are a lot of issues with the film. It’s a little heavy on the exposition, you can get tangled up in the relationship subplot between father and son, there were those fucking awful Hulk dogs and there just isn’t a whole lot of the Hulk to “Ooo” and “Ahh” at. That said, though, it was a great film. All the woulda, shoulda, couldas with how to deal with setting the character up in the most effective manner possible doesn’t come close to respecting the tension that’s genuinely built up as Bana progresses closer to inhabiting the green monster’s rage. I will say that even the CGI Hulk wasn’t completely unbelievable. There was a good mix of effects and physics that really lent weight to the actual presence of a person who turned into this freak of nature.

I wish Ang could have had a second swing with Hulk Part Two but this latest entry into the franchise that would not die only looks to me like it’s still wrapped up in the problems of beginning a movie like this without giving some time to exposition of how Hulk comes to be. Now, I will go on record, and I have with my distaste for the pathetic trailer, as saying I’ll give this reboot a chance. A lot of this film’s success will actually depend, I would assert, on how long Leterrier keeps audiences at bay before giving them a peek at what this Hulk looks like. The people want their bread and circuses and they want more destruction, more violence and at this point not a lot of people care whether Ed Norton gets a credit for his involvement. Like a paraphrased Ferris Bueller would say, who cares if Norton gets a say in the final cut, he could be a fascist anarchist for all I care, it still won’t change the fact that this needs to be an absolutely balls out loud and thunderous movie. As evidenced by the popularity of World War Hulk comic the mythos of this guy is all about serious damage and destruction. Pensive reflection on the nature of peace and war means fuck all when it comes to summer tent poles. I’ve already got the Hulk movie I wanted. Ang Lee did a smash up job for me with his entry. I’m just looking out for all you bellyachers who wanted a true damage fest.

At the end of the day, at really the end of Sunday night, what’s going to matter is whether this film can pander to the 13-35 year-old dudes who want to seriously see Hulk smash. Norton can make the extra special Director’s Actor’s Cut if he wants as long as it means this movie gets it right for everyone who felt jilted by what they were given years ago. The only problem here is that you have a really bad teaser trailer with Avalanche and Hulk looking like they’re going at it on a street specially made for them by set designers who wanted the streets to look shabby sheik, and with just the right amount of cars, and a studio who thought it best to not really release anything special leading up to the release of the picture. Any corporation who wants to play GODZILLA like games with the public nowadays with concealing their final product runs the risk of having a public finding other options for their cash and very well waiting until they can take it all in on DVD come a few months from now.

Here’s to hoping Hulk isn’t the only green flowing for Universal Pictures. And if, you’re feeling like having a good larf, here’s an Aussie who has an opinion on Ed Norton’s INCREDIBLE HULK…or just Ed Norton in particular.

Aaaaand, for those keeping score at home, director Maria Zenovich’s ROMAN POLANSKI: WANTED AND DESIRED, a documentary that has come not come under critical pressure but legal pressure to change her film’s assertions about Convicted Pervert / Child Molester Roman Polanski’s treatment by the U.S. court system. The LA Times reported that:

The documentary, which had already been screened at the Cannes and Sundance film festivals, originally asserted that a local judge had offered the director a deal whereby he could return to the United States with no jail time if he allowed the legal proceedings to be televised. In 1977 to wide media fanfare, Polanski was charged with a host of sexual crimes for his involvement with a 13-year-old girl. He was subsequently convicted of unlawful intercourse with a minor, but fled the country in 1978 before final sentencing.

Allan Parachini, public information officer for the court, said that the offer alluded to in Marina Zenovich’s documentary “never occurred.”

He added that the “fabricated reference” to the televised hearing had “the potential to . . . enormously” injure the reputation of judge Larry Paul Fidler and that court officials had been pressuring Zenovich and HBO to correct the film for about a week.

The documentary’s amended version, which premiered Monday on HBO, stated that the judge insisted Polanski would serve no more jail time as long as the hearing were held “in public, on the record, and in court.”

However, the documentary added, given the possibility that it could be televised, Polanski declined.

I’d like to keep stating, for the record, since there doesn’t seem to be much interest on many other film sites in covering a story about a filmmaker who has had to CHANGE their narrative, FORCED to edit their own work, about a ChoMo who deserves nothing but our ire and scorn for as long as he avoids coming back into the U.S.A. to serve his time for doing a crime.

The guy is a Class A scourge on society and, again, anyone who wants to defend this weasel’s work as somehow redemptive or that you should just put all this aside as you look at his films in recent years are just delusional. If this guy dabbled in the plumbing arts or was a high school science teacher this conversation would have a much stronger tenor, people would be out for his head, and I’m nothing but positive about the response I would get from the prison population if asked the question: Would you turn a blind eye to a man who’s been convicted of unlawful intercourse with a minor and fled the country before he faced his sentence because he’s able to put a picture on a big screen?

I’m sure I know the answer to that question.

RELIGULOUS (2008)

Director: Larry Charles
Cast: Bill Maher
Release:
October 3, 2008
Synopsis: RELIGULOUS follows Bill Maher as he travels around the globe interviewing people about God and religion. Known for his astute analytical skills, irreverent wit and commitment to never pulling a punch, Maher brings his characteristic honesty to an unusual spiritual journey.

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Prognosis: Negative. If you need a good laugh, and I know a lot of us do, just do yourself a juvenile favor and punch in “preacher” on YouTube’s front page. Even go for a “preacher” and “curse” combo. This is the kind of thing that can start holy wars. As for finding out that televangelist Robert Tilton has filed a removal request to YouTube for all the farting videos? That’s enough for me to think the Lord needs to smite that man for a few different reasons.

As for this trailer? Well, it’s got no bite. (It doesn’t help Maher is incessantly smarmy to boot…)

I don’t know really what to make of this trailer at the beginning. I think it wants you to smack both of your hands to your head with a big ol’ “o” face to go along with it but it seems like it’s trying way too hard to be provocative, to attract some kind of attention or response. To wit: Maher’s confessionary beginning, I think, is supposed to be thrilling in a way. “Forgive me father”¦it’s been 40 years since my last confession.” Ok, I can give him that it’s a little interesting for him to say but to lead off a documentary on religion? The one thing that just lets me know this trailer starts on a couple of missteps is the first man-on-the-street interview where Maher lets some woman know he’s doing a documentary on religion. The woman’s strained “Oh boy” is a sublime message, like some child looking for attention, “Look at how controversial we’re gonna be! Even these common folk are scared! Whoo-hoo!”

The second scene in this series where Maher is talking to some Jesus look-alike about the logical fallacy in God not already doing away with the devil if he’s so powerful and hey-soos just retorting back that he will, eventually.

This trailer seems like a serious dissertation and examination on religion and more like a wonky laugh fest at the expense of others. Yes, it absolutely will be more than this but this is not how you’re selling me on the idea that the film is some kind of hot potato. So far, it feels like a segment on Jay Leno.

Showing George W. Bush talking about how his foreign policy directives are based on his own flying spaghetti monster’s ideals that people everywhere need to be free isn’t as damning or effective as I think they think it is. Further, the short interview where Maher is talking to a US senator about how some religious public servants want to color their decisions based on their beliefs has about as much bite as a grandmother without her dentures.

And, what I really take issue with is some lazy trailer makers who think that popping in “Crazy” as a musical bed is appropriate. It’s one of those obvious songs you would expect some 1st year podcaster to put in their show as they discuss mental illness; it’s just requires no creativity.

The one moment I wish led off the trailer is some bumpkin who tells Maher, and who know what’s being discussed, that anyone who wants to start disputing his God has a problem. The moments that come next are riveting because this is what should be at the heart of the documentary; the ways in which, ironically, people have killed one another in the name of their deity just puts everything front and center. Not the laugh, laugh, ha, ha bullshit.

The appearance of Robert Tilton, though, was a smooth move.

And, just as I think this movie has something to quip about, Maher comes back and interviews some gay Muslims and it’s painful for him to try and turn that into a joke. This whole trailer is filled with bad jokes and instead of being emboldened that this is a film that will challenge ideas it just seems to move along, whimpering.


CHOKE (2008)

Director: Clark Gregg
Cast: Sam Rockwell, Anjelica Huston, Brad William Henke and Kelly Macdonald
Release:
August 26, 2008
Synopsis: Victor Mancini (Rockwell), a sex-addicted med-school dropout, who keeps his increasingly deranged mother, Ida (Huston), in an expensive private medical hospital by working days as a historical reenactor at a Colonial Williamsburg theme park. At night Victor runs a scam by deliberately choking in upscale restaurants to form parasitic relationships with the wealthy patrons who “save” him. When, in a rare lucid movement, Ida reveals that she has withheld the shocking truth of his father’s identity, Victor enlists the aid of his best friend, Denny (Henke) and his mother’s beautiful attending physician, Dr. Paige Marshall (Macdonald), to solve the mystery before the truth of his possibly divine parentage is lost forever.

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Prognosis: Positive. I like being able to find new musical tracks to put on my iPod.

The opening beats for Chuck Palahniuk’s latest novel turned film adaptation are good enough to download and they’re perfectly selected in trying to provide a sense of the material on the screen. How else do you try and set up a film where sex addiction and a knack for swindling the rich for a meal? You begin in a strip club.

In a land ruled by man-whores like Matthew McConaughey and your Shia LaBeouf teen idols, Sam Rockwell is that kind of actor where you know you’re getting something special. There’s a certain charm that isn’t pasted over with debonair good looks or a pearl white smile; he has the kind of tractor beam quality usually reserved for serial killers in how they’re able to lure young women into their lairs.

What’s remarkable in how things begin is that we’re just plopped right in the middle of Rockwell’s strip club experience and as he’s noticing the mole on a young dancers thigh. It’s so bizarre and amusing at the same time that wondering whether he’s really interested in disseminating actual information about melanoma is a bit moot.

Insert a little Mile High Club moment, add in Rockwell’s thoughts on saints and sinners with a morally awkward shot of Jesus on the cross and then close in on Rockwell in some kind of self-help group with a pair of panties in his hand.

Still, I haven’t a clue as to what the film is supposed to be about.

The information about this coming from the writer of FIGHT CLUB and that this film was a Sundance pick is tastefully and done quite effectively; it’s unobtrusive and actually enhances the film’s pedigree. Then, the juicy parts come.

We’re welcomed into Sam Rockwell’s career as a historical reenactor. The information is so quickly tossed out there that it almost gets lost in the other part of the story of how Rockwell is dealing with a mother who doesn’t know who he is at any given time; it’s amusing when he asks who his mother thinks he is that day.

Strategically, the quotes from Entertainment Weekly, Slash Film help to contextualize the little bit of additional plot as Sam tries to bed the very doctor who is helping his mother. He’s obviously obsessed with his own carnal desires and the flashes of cut scenes don’t confuse as much as they tantalize. It’s bizarre and, as Rockwell takes a walker to a set of lockers, I’m dumbfounded as to what the hell is going on.

“What would Jesus not do?”

And, I have to give it up to the trailer makers here, as we near the end of this thing and we get that Sam is, and knows, he is messed up we get a follow-up from the stripper at the beginning of this thing which is just too good not to think was brilliantly done. The portrait of Rockwell as a devious and deceptive pathetic human being is couched in that devilish charm. This is a movie that needs to be seen and the trailer couldn’t have done it better.

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June 12, 2008

Cabin Fever #27: Let’s Get Wet

Filed under: Cabin Fever — Tags: , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:00 am

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #27: Let’s Get Wet – Do you remember Wet Wet Wet? No? We do. And we remembered them about 2 minutes before we started to record this show, which unfortunately led to us babbling on about them for a long time. We do have a lot of the regular stuff for you though. Stories about free airplanes, innuendo ridden nails in the head, and the good news that we can be your financial managers. And Wet Wet Wet. I can’t stress enough how much Marti Pellow is involved. Chef Joel (creator of the Snydewich) was wonderful enough to create a splendor for us too. Check it out below!

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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CABIN FEVER NIGHTS – While planning to record a show one evening, we thought it a good idea to invite some friends over for afterwards. A “post-show party” if you will. However, Brian, as always, was late and the party had already started by the time he arrived. Liquored up and determined to not let a little thing like alcoholism and noise get in the way of recording a perfectly good podcast, the following show was completed. Once the cold light of day, and harsh hangover, presented themselves we realised that we couldn’t in all good sense let this abomination be considered a real episode and have decided to present it here (in all its ugly glory) to all those brave enough to listen as an example of what not to do with two microphones and several bottles of booze. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. So without further a do may I introduce the cautionary tale of “Cabin Fever Nights”. Music provided by Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine.

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THE FEVER DREAM
by Official Cabin Fever Chef Joel Roush

This is an open-faced meatball sandwich using my own recipe for tomato sauce and a special mixture of spices to make the Meat Bollocks. I made chips as per Aaron’s request and I mixed together a special seasoning for them. Add a cold bottle of Sammy’s on the side and there’s a handsome sandwich.

Enjoy!

Joel (recipes follow)

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The Fever Dream

1 large slice Garlic Bread

5 Meat Bollocks in Basic Tomato Sauce

1 slice Provolone Cheese

Prepare the Garlic Bread, Basic Tomato Sauce, and Meat Bollocks according to the recipes. Turn on your oven to the broiler setting. Assemble the sandwich on a baking sheet thusly (from bottom to top):

Garlic bread
Meat Bollocks (add another spoonful of Tomato Sauce on top)
Provolone cheese

Put the assembled sandwich under the broiler for about 30 seconds, just long enough to melt the cheese. Take it out of the oven and carefully use a spatula to transfer the sandwich to a plate. Garnish the plate with a generous pile of Cabin Fever chips on the side. Bon appétit.

Basic Tomato Sauce

3 tbs. Extra-virgin olive oil

1 Yellow onion, roughly chopped

4 Garlic cloves, crushed

1 tbs. Dried oregano

1 tsp. Salt

2 tsp. Black pepper

½ can Tomato paste (the tiny can)

28 oz. can Whole peeled tomatoes, crushed by hand (the big can)

Heat the olive oil in a large pot over medium heat. When the oil starts to smoke slightly, add the onions to the pot. Sauté them for about 3 minutes, then add the garlic. Cook the garlic until it becomes fragrant, which should only take 15 seconds or so. Add the oregano, salt, and pepper and stir it in. Add the tomato paste and stir it in, allowing it to cook for 2 minutes, making a gummed-up onion/garlic/spice mixture. Dump in the crushed tomatoes and stir them in. Turn the heat to medium-low and cover the pot. Let simmer for 30 minutes. It’s done.

To make the Fever Dream sandwich, add the meatballs to the finished sauce and simmer for 30 minutes to finish them. This is a very versatile sauce; you can use it as a straight tomato sauce for pasta. Also, you can put it in the blender and use it as pizza sauce.

Prep tips:

The secret to making sure this goes well is to have everything prepped, ready to go, and sitting next to the stove before you start cooking.

Pour the contents of the tomato can into a bowl and crush them well in your fist. Just squish them up until each tomato is well-pulverized.

Have the onions and garlic cut and ready to go in separate piles.

Combine the oregano, salt, and pepper into a single mixture, ready to be added to the sauce when the time comes.

Meat Bollocks

1 Egg

½ Yellow onion, roughly chopped

5 Garlic cloves ““ or about 3 tbs. minced

1 tbs. Fennel seeds

1 tbs. Red pepper flakes

2 tbs. Dried oregano

½ lb. Ground beef

½ lb. Ground pork

¾ c. Bread crumbs

2 tsp. Salt

1 tbs. Black pepper

Olive oil for sautéing

Add the egg, onion, garlic, fennel seeds, red pepper, and oregano to a blender. Blend on high until the solids are liquefied. Add the beef, pork, bread crumbs, salt, pepper, and liquefied egg mixture to a large bowl. Mix together by hand until uniformly mixed. Form the meatballs by taking 2 ounces of the meat mixture and rolling it into a ball in your hands.

Heat a large, nonstick frying pan over medium heat. Make sure to let it get hot for about 3 minutes first. When it’s hot, add enough olive oil to coat the bottom of the pan. Add half of the meatballs to the pan and brown them on all sides. Remove them to a plate and do the rest of the meatballs the same way. Don’t eat them yet ““ they’re still raw on the inside.

After you’ve finished the meatballs in the frying pan, add them to large pot and pour in one recipe worth of Basic Tomato Sauce. Cover the pot and simmer the meatballs in the sauce over medium-low heat for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally. They’re done.

Garlic Bread

1 loaf of good, crusty bread

4 tbs. Butter, softened

1 tbs. Garlic powder

1 tsp. Dried oregano

Turn the oven on to the broiler setting. Split the bread lengthwise and spread each exposed half with the butter. Sprinkle each half with the garlic and oregano. Put both halves on a baking sheet, butter side up, and put under the broiler. Just check on the bread every minute or so, and once it’s golden-brown and delicious, it’s ready to go.

Cabin Fever Chips

2 Yukon Gold potatoes, cut into steak fries

Vegetable oil for frying

Spice mixture

We’re going to fry these twice and the first step is to cook the potatoes through at a low heat. Fill a large, heavy-bottomed pot with the oil until it’s half full. Heat the oil to 280°F/140°C. Add the potatoes carefully to the oil and cook them for 5 minutes. Remove the potatoes and put them to the side.

This second fry is used to make the fries brown and crispy. Heat the oil up to 350°F/180°C. Add the cooked potatoes to the hot oil and cook until golden and crispy. Remove the chips from the oil and let them drain on a small stack of paper towels. Immediately dust them with Cabin Fever chip spice.

A tip for good chips:

Store your potatoes at room temperature instead of in the refrigerator.

Cabin Fever Chip Spice

2 tbs. Salt

1 tbs. Black pepper

1 tbs. Garlic powder

Just mix it all together.

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June 11, 2008

Toy Box: Gentle Giant Tusken Raider Mini-Bust

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Other licenses, like Iron Man, Indiana Jones and Batman might all be the rage right now, but Gentle Giant continues plugging along with their generally excellent Star Wars mini-busts. Not surprising since it’s the line that made the company, and remains one of their top sellers.

The latest release is a Tusken Raider, done up in a way to allow you to pose him in not one but TWO ways! A mini-bust you can pose? Well, sort of. This guy is a ‘limited edition’ of course, but with 5000 of them produced, it stretches the definition of ‘limited’ a bit.

If you have any questions or comments, feel free to drop me an email at mwc@mwctoys.com, or visit me at my site, Michael’s Review of the Week. Now let’s check out how they designed this two for one bust…

“Gentle Giant Tusken Raider Mini-bust”

Packaging – ***
This is the usual box – if you’ve bought these before, you know what you’re getting. Occasionally they skip the window, but it’s here this time. That’s a plus if you’re buying this in person, since you can actually see what your coughing up your money to get.

There’s also the nifty baseball card style Certificate of Authenticity, a standard with GG products for some time now.

Sculpting – ***1/2
As I played around with this bust, I was struck by a sense of ineffable mediocrity. It’s not that the technical sculpting is bad. In fact, it’s quite good, with some nice detailing and texturing in the burlaps and cloth areas of the sculpt. The texturing isn’t well above the expected level for this industry, but it’s thankfully better than the usual glass smooth Jedi robes that GG does. The head seems a smidge small, but it’s a minor issue, and the rest of the proportions seem good.

But the visual impact isn’t there. There was nothing about the appearance that particularly excited me, or got the old blood flowin’. I’ve given it high marks in this category because of the technical quality, but I’m going to bang up on it harder once we get to the Design discussion.

Paint – ***
There’s nothing surprising or particularly exceptional about the paint work. It’s servicable, and there’s nothing obtusely wrong, like wildly incorrect colors or obvious slop. The sweat/dirt stains on the cloak aren’t really working for me though, and many of the smaller details seem rushed and heavy handed. The paint could have elevated the sculpt here, but instead it left me with that same feeling of boredom.

Design – ***
If I were grading this bust on either one of the two possible poses alone, he would have lost another half star. But first, let’s discuss that ‘two pose’ thing.

There are actually multiple parts here, almost enough to have two full busts. There’s only one core torso on the base, but there are two heads, two sets of hands, and even two sets of arms! That means he can either be shooting his rifle, or he can be waving his weapon above his head triumphantly. All the pieces are held in place with very strong magnets, and the design of this ‘build a bust’ system is so good that it pulls up an otherwise mediocre bust.

While the design and use of multiple parts is done quite well, the end result is less than exciting on the shelf. Your mileage may vary wildly here, because at this point we aren’t talking about technical facts, but rather the essence of art. While both poses are somewhat dynamic, they also both seem awkward to me. In particular, when the pieces are in place for the ‘waving the weapon over the head’ pose, something seems off about the body and head position, making him look really uncomfortable. And let’s face it, all those heavy cloth wrappings in the Tatooine desert is already enough to make him uncomfortable – he doesn’t need any help from GG.

My only disappointment with the magnets/parts system is that you can’t do much mix and matching. The specific arms have to go with the specific hands, so he can’t hold his gun over his head for example. You can get the two heads to work with either arm/hand combo, but it doesn’t do much to improve the visual feel.

Value – ***
I’m giving them higher marks here, because although you’re almost getting two complete busts, you’re only paying the same usual $50 for the product. It also makes you ponder the cost of these things when you realize that usually for $50 you’re getting one bust, and no fancy magnet system. But this time for $50, you’re getting that fancy magnet system and almost enough parts to make TWO busts…you’re just missing an extra torso. Hmmm…

Things to Watch Out For –
My only caution is to be careful when swapping the parts. The magnets are very strong, which is good, but they can pull the pieces into place quickly. If you don’t have the edges of the shoulders or neck lined up just right, you could chip them when the parts get close to each other and snap tight.

Overall – ***
I really like the use of the magnets and the multiple body parts. Allowing you to pick one of two poses yourself is a nice touch, and since both looks are so iconic, it makes sense. I’m just less than visually thrilled with the final result, more on a level of artistic appreciation than basic technical quality. I can easily see where some folks would bump this up another half star, depending on their visceral reaction to the bust.

Where to Buy –
There’s plenty of fine online opportunities to spend your hard earned cash on these guys:

Fireside Collectibles has a great price at just $42.50.

Urban Collector has him at just $43.

CornerStoreComics has him at $45, as does Amazing Toyz.

– one of the best places to find anything and everything Star Wars is Andrew’s Toyz. He has him at $48.

Things from Another World has him at $49.50

Alter Ego Comics has him for $49.50.

– for the UK readers, you can pick him up from Forbidden Planet for 38 GBP.

Related Links –
Other Star Wars mini-bust reviews include:

– The pair of Jawas, Dengar and Zuckuss were the most recent.

– Other Star Wars mini-busts I’ve covered include Chewbacca and Darth Maul, Jedi Luke, Qui-Gon Jinn, Palpatine and Skiff Lando.

June 10, 2008

Win THE ONION MOVIE on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:39 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Video, two (2) copies of THE ONION MOVIE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, June 16th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, June 16th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Masters Of Song Fu #1: Round 2 Challengers Announced

Filed under: Masters Of Song Fu — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:55 am

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we’ve launched a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

A few weeks back, we sent out the call for challengers. Hundreds of you heard the call and fought for a chance to be in the initial group. 20 were selected. Only 19 responded in time.

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the challengers were presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They were given one week to complete their songs – however they saw fit, within the parameters set forth below…

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

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You must do a song in the style of a classic television show. Not only that, but this song is the theme for a fictional television show about yourself (or your band). By “classic television show” theme song, we mean the type of themes found in shows from the 1960’s – 1980’s (ie Gilligan’s Island, Cheers, The Fall Guy, Diff’rent Strokes, Welcome Back Kotter, Greatest American Hero, Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, The Facts Of Life, Green Acres, Gimme A Break, The Monkees, etc.). Your theme song must include both lyrics and music. It must run no shorter than 30 seconds, and no longer than one (1) minute.

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When all was said and done, only 16 of the 19 Challengers were able to send in the songs in time. You voted HERE. The original intention was that the top 5 vote getters would move on to Round 2. There was some concern that 2 of the top Challengers used prior existing music not of their own creation within their tracks, which was not exactly in the spirit of a songwriting competition. However, that was not *explicitly* forbidden within the wording of the first challenge (it will be, from this point forward, on future challenges). So, after consulting with the Masters, we’ve decided that the TOP 7 vote getters will be moving on to Round 2. Below, you’ll find those 7 Semi-Finalists.

The Round 2 Challenge will be announced on Monday, June 16th.

The winner of the Round 2 Challenge will then move on to a head-to-head battle with one of our Masters Of Song Fu.

You also voted on the contributions of our three Masters, eliminating one. Two Masters now remain, and they’ll be presented a special challenge of their own on June 16th, which will then be voted on by you, the readers. The winner of the Masters Challenge will be the one who duels with the winning Challenger.

But right now, let’s find out who our remaining Masters and Challengers are…

MASTERS OF SONG FU

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JONATHAN COULTON

songfu-01.jpgJonathan Coulton on Jonathan Coulton: “In 2005 I left my day job writing software to pursue music full time. To keep myself busy I released a new song on this website every week for a year in a project called Thing a Week. A few of those songs became big internet hits (my folky cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”, a funny video called “Flickr”, a song called “Code Monkey”), and I am now fortunate enough to make my living as a musician.

I write about a lot of geeky stuff because I am a geek. Some of it’s funny, but a lot of it’s not so funny, and even more of it is somewhere in between. I’ve been compared to They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies, Loudon Wainwright III, and other musicians you REALLY LOVE.

I give lots of music away because I believe it helps my cause, and I love it when people use my music to create other stuff – music videos, pictures, remixes, etc. At the moment I’m unsigned, and I’m proud to say I’ve created this whole thing mostly on my own (with plenty of help from an amazingly supportive bunch of fans). But it certainly is getting busy… I will probably sell out and go Hollywood any day now…”

Official Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Monkey Shines

PAUL & STORM

songfu-02.jpg Paul and Storm are a comedy music duo, and they have been performing as a duo since 2004. Before that, they were one half of a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook for about 12 years. A Paul and Storm show is part music concert and part standup/improv comedy”“just enough of both to fit neatly in neither category. They like to engage the audience, and are known to award snack cakes and/or other prizes for good (and sometimes bad) behavior. Their show would be PERFECT as a cable special, and would make lots of money for whichever brave channel decides to air them first.

Official Website: www.paulandstorm.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Theme Song To Paul & Storm

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THE CHALLENGERS

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PAUL FRUMPTON EXPERIENCE FEATURING LARRY

songfucomp-03.jpgBorn in the fall of 2006 in the center of the two-man acoustic comedy rock scene, Columbus, Ohio, the self proclaimed Turner and Hooch of Rock and Roll, The Paul Frumpton Experience Featuring Larry – known more colloquially as Jeff Stormer and Jeremy Hoover – are best described as what happens when comedy, music, caffeine, and improv collide in a chocolaty, peanut buttery explosion of good times. Stormer and Hoover met as students of Ohio State University and have been performing for scraps of food and hobo nickels ever since. Jeremy and Jeff’s major influences include Bacon, Booster Gold & Blue Beetle’s irreverent banter, David Bowie’s crotch in Labyrinth, and a deep-seated love of go karts. Finally, we feel obliged to mention all the things that are off limits to the comedy duo… This list includes NOTHING.

Official Website: myspace.com/thepaulfrumtonexperiencefeaturinglarry

ROUND 1 SONG:The Paul Frumpton Experience (Feat. Larry) Comedy Hour Spectacular

LEX FRIEDMAN

songfucomp-04.jpgLex Friedman’s musical influences include artists like They Might Be Giants, Moxy Fruvous, “Weird Al” Yankovic, CAKE, Barenaked Ladies, Tom Lehrer, Ben Folds, and Michael Jackson. Lex has left a smattering of bizarre music videos on YouTube, which have been slowly overtaken by videos of his 18-month-old daughter Anya. He occasionally shares new songs on his blog. He currently appears both weekly and weakly as the host of the “Week in Douchebaggery” on Cracked.com. Lex, his aforementioned daughter Anya, his lovely wife Lauren, and his diabetic maltese Charlie all live together in New Jersey, and sincerely hope that you don’t hold that against them. He gives one of them two injections if insulin each day – guess which! Lex also wrote this sentence. To avoid appearing like a suck-up, Lex has neglected to mention other musical influences of his who may or may not be the Iron Chefs of this Song Fu competition. Let’s just say he happens to also love the musical stylings of a guy whose name rhymes with Shmonathan Shmoulton.

Official Website: www.thefriedmans.net/blog

ROUND 1 SONG:Hey, It’s Lex Friedman!

CLOAKIE

songfucomp-09.jpgMy Fu is stronger than you! I am Coleman Bear Saunders, or Cloakie to most. At the age of 25 I work with music everyday at my studio that I recently built. I produce, engineer and compose various genres of music with ninja like precision. I have been picking away at the guitar since the age of 7 after watching my Dad play Johnny Cash tunes in the wrong key while singing the wrong lyrics, although I do the same thing because that’s the way I was learnt, ya hear me boy? I live in Kentucky and the music scene isn’t the greatest, so I turn to the internet to pipeline my Fu to the masses for free. I’m getting tired of music these days, I want some more songs about Dragons and fucking! Songs that take you on a journey and let you experience a different world, like movies do. My dream is to compose and score music for video games, TV, and my ultimate goal, the big screen. This is why the Song Fu competition was made for me. All the challenges that the competition presents to me will be similar to the expectations of future employers. Good luck to all, and may the best Fu win.

Official Website: myspace.com/colemansaunders

ROUND 1 SONG:Cloakie The Nazi Killing Zombie

ELAINE CHAO FINNELL

songfucomp-10.jpgElaine Chao Finnell is a singer/songwriter from the San Francisco Bay Area. In her checkered musical past, she has been a choral singer, a pit musician, an a cappella vocalist, a vocal percussionist, a hip hop beatboxer, contemporary Christian worship musician, and a musical librettist. After leaving the a cappella world in 2001, Elaine shifted into the world of hip hop theater, touring with spoken word artist Aya de León, then going solo and performing in such venues as the Yerba Buena Gardens in San Francisco and at the Apollo Theater in New York City. She began writing music at the tender age of 17, co-authoring her first musical with Brian Allan Hobbs. Since then, she has written two full length musicals and two plays. She currently plays regularly at her church as a lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist. While not in her musical pursuits, Elaine can be found in a cubicle at a major software company, at home with her engineer husband and their network of Macs, or studying martial arts at a local university.

Official Website: www.gotspit.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Cubicle Gopher

TO SERVE MANKIND

songfucomp-13.jpgTo Serve Mankind seeks to do just that, via music that makes you think about the world and your place in it differently. Friends since high school, the duo, likened to They Might Be Giants or Barenaked Ladies, have played back yards to front yards and everywhere in between. It seemed like just yesterday To Serve Mankind had absolutely no future, and look at them now, competing in Song Fu against artists such as Paul and Storm and, uh, the Jonathan Coulton. Jeff Little and Bryan Ewing both grew up in Apple Valley, CA, an environment which demands creativity just to stay sane among Joshua trees, dirt, and the Wal*Mart. With a combined vocal range of at least a perfect 5th, To Serve Mankind is ready to take the world… aeriously. Bryan is into Rock, Jeff digs on Funk. Both serve as worship leaders at their respective churches and are married… not to each other… but to one woman each – Bryan to Michelle, Jeff to Jen. Bryan has a son named Malachi, and Jeff is expecting his wife to follow through on this pregnancy thing and produce a daughter, Jane. Jeff, Bryan (and Malachi) love Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Official Website: www.toservemankind.com

ROUND 1 SONG:To Serve Mankind Theme Song

JEFF MacDOUGALL

songfucomp-16.jpgThe Deal: After 20+ years making music as a hobby, I recently wrote and recorded a song for my daughter. I got a little taste of mild success (hey, my mom liked it). So now I’m taking my music out of the closet, dusting it off, and seeing how it does in the sunshine. Who knew there was so much work in just attempting to do music for a living. I feel like I am opening a Subway franchise (Only opening a Subway franchise seems more fulfilling in a creative way).

Official Website: jeffmacdougall.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Jeff MacDougall Dot Com

RUN AT THE DOG

songfucomp-19.jpgRun At The Dog are high energy, rock/pop, category-sluts with multi-gendered vocals and intricate arrangements. They are like Abba meets Faith No More meets Mos Def meets the Mormon Tabernacle Choir meets Steely Dan. The songs of this Minneapolis 5-piece are always written right away, with no respect for the calculating mind. Audience members are unsure whether to dance, laugh, or panic.

Official Website: myspace.com/runatthedog

ROUND 1 SONG:Run At The Dog TV Theme

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ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

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The Round 2 Challenge will be announced on Monday, June 16th.

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY, designed and handcrafted by [adult swim] superstar Dana Snyder. Yes. Dana Snyder.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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June 9, 2008

SModcast 53

Filed under: SModcast — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:04 am

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 53: Meat Curtains –

In which our heroes talk about beef. Lots.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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TV Or Not TV: 6/9 – 6/15

Filed under: TV Or Not TV — admin @ 4:52 am

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Another abysmal week (or should I say weak) is upon us as the summer doldrums kick in. The good news is we only have one more week to endure before the premiere of Weeds and Secret Diary of a Call Girl.

When it comes to Weeds I have to admit that I never gave this show a fair shot in the beginning. I had burned several times before with series that were run on Showtime (Odyssey 5 and Jeremiah to name a few) and I viewed Weeds as the network just trying to be HBO. I now know that I was completely wrong and this quirky little 22 minute show had a ton of potential and exceeded my expectations over the first three seasons.

If you were witness to the end of the third season than you know that Nancy Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker) is on the run with her family in tow as the DEA came looking for her after a rented grow house was found as the suburb she was dealing to is engulfed in a wild fire. All of her friends that were involved in the growing operation were either high tailing it out of there or are probably on the radar of the DEA as well. So where will find ourselves in the beginning of Season 4, and how will this show evolve? I’ve very excited to see the answers to those questions.

That being said it is time to look into that dark, dank hole I like to call this week’s television offerings.

MONDAY

CBS – 8:00 PM: Viacom is re-treading their TBS original The Bill Engvall show for prime time. So, CBS, you think the show is ready for prime time? Here’s your sign.

SCI-FI – 8:00 PM & 10:00 PM: Normally I wouldn’t retread Star Trek: The Next Generation, however tonight they are showing two of the more interesting episodes that happened in the early stages of the series. In The Measure of a Man Picard has to prove that Data is a sentient being and not just a cyborg. In Q-Who? we get our first glimpse at one of the big bads of the run of the series: The Borg.

HBO – 9:00 PM: In Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired filmmaker Marina Zenovich takes a loot at all the other bad things that happened in the statutory rape case of the critically acclaimed (and since publicly despised) director.

SHO – 9:00 PM: Showtime is airing the best of Season 3 of Weeds to get us ready for next week’s premier. Watch to either get refreshed or to get a feel for this awesome show before next week’s season premiere.

TUESDAY

TMC – 8:00 PM: Because of my fondness for the original serial novelization I enjoy The Green Mile every time it is on. The acting by Michael Clarke Duncan as the simpleton John Coffey was just outstanding and the film was directed by Frank Darabont who also brought us the incredible The Shawshank Redemption. Tom Hanks also turns in a great performance, truly making me believe he has a bladder infection.

FOX – 8:00 PM: More people trade friends and loved ones for the hopes of big money on The Moment of Truth.

ABC – 9:30 PM: We’re treated again this week to another almost prime time 30 minute edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live.

WEDNESDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: Tonight on Wife Swipe the strict mom treats their kids like they are in boot camp, the flaky mom performs as a clown.

NBC – 9:00 PM: After seeing the line up of Celebrity Circus I think that one part of the name is a bit of a stretch. This show features a very VH-1 reality show line up with Antonio Sabato Jr., Blu Cantrell, Christopher “Bobby Brady” Knight, Olympian Janet Evans, Jason “Wee Man” Acuna, and former supermodel Rachel Hunter. My money is on Wee Man.

HIST – 9:00 PM: Tonight paranormal investigators try to find spooks in the Lizzy Borden house. Should be a real cut up. (I can’t believe I just typed that.)

THURSDAY

FX – 8:00 PM: If you look at it on paper Anger Management should have been really funny. Adam Sandler going head-to-head with Jack Nicholson. The execution, however, wasn’t as good as it read.

USA – 8:30 PM: Take in the original before it’s magic was marred by the recent sequel with tonights airing of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

BRAVO – 9:00 PM: It’s the return of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List. This is one of the few reality shows that gives the genre a good name.

TBS – 9:30 PM: If you watched last season of My Boys then tonight you get to find out which of the guys on the show P.J. took to Rome. If you didn’t watch last season, um… here’s something new to watch!

ABC – 9:30 PM: Liv Tyler appears on tonights post-NBA almost prime time 30 minute edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live.

FRIDAY

A&E – 2:00 PM: If you didn’t watch The Andromeda Strain when it premiered (and you don’t want to buy the DVD) you can now watch both parts in one long sitting.

BRAVO – 8:00 PM: Beverly Hills Cop and Beverly Hills Cop 2 back-to-back. See Brigette Neilsen before she looked like my grandfather, Judge Reinhold before he was regulated to the Disney Santa Clause movies and, of course, Eddie Murphy before he required prosthetic makeup to star in a movie.

TVLAND – 8:00 PM: They just don’t make comedies like Blazing Saddles any more. This film is from a time where political correctness didn’t exist, but it’s OK as it mocks the very stereotypes it represents. I know I’ve pointed out when this was on before but last time it wasn’t immediately followed by…

TVLAND – 10:00 PM: Young Frankenstein was the first Mel Brooks film that I ever saw. I know that at the very young age I saw it the sexual comedy wasn’t apparent, but I’ll forever remember that it’s not Frankenstein, it’s (phonetically) Frahnkenshteen.

SATURDAY

COMEDY CENTRAL – 3:00 PM: Mike Myers tries desperately to some how get us interested in The Love Guru by hosting the breaks in today’s showing of Wayne’s World. Like Eddie Murphy this was when Mike Myers only needed the fake wig to get laughs.

ABC – 8:00 PM: More Saturday Night movie enjoyment comes our way with the airing of Monsters, Inc. I’ve never been happier with the Disney/PIXAR merger than having these great movies on ABC for everyone to enjoy.

FX – 8:00 PM: The Transporter and The Transporter 2 are back-to-back to put us into Jason Statham overload.

CBS – 9:00 PM: Guys, if you want to try to get on that special new ladies good side invite her over for a nice home cooked dinner and put on The Notebook. I can’t give you advice on how to sit through it, but this one will help you score points in the “sensitive” department.

HBO – 10:00 PM: The other half of the Wayne’s World duo brings us his first stand-up special since 1995 with Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies.

SUNDAY

CBS – 8:00 PM: The 62nd Annual Tony Awards is on tonight, and hosted by Whoopi Goldberg. If you have no interest in this however than you might prefer…

HIST – 8:00 PM: Two solid hours of Ice Road Truckers.

NBC – 9:00 PM: The desperation train continues chugging down the tracks when Mike Myers actually hosts SNL: The Best of Mike Myers. The nice part is you can watch him when he was actually funny again, and he’s taped some bits with the current cast. The bad part is he’ll still ask you to watch The Love Guru.

Will Wilkins, in case you didn’t notice, has no interest in seeing The Love Guru (yet typed the name three times).

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