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September 18, 2008

Win BRIAN REGAN: THE EPITOME OF HYPERBOLE on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 8:13 pm

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, five (5) copies of BRIAN REGAN: THE EPITOME OF HYPERBOLE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Friday, September 26th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, September 26th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Masters Of Song Fu #2: Round 3 Challengers and Challenge Revealed

Filed under: Masters Of Song Fu — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:03 am

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop. You’ll find the very first of these competitions here.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

A week back, we sent out the call for challengers. Hundreds of you heard the call and fought for a chance to be in the initial group. 20 were selected. Of those 20, only 13 responded in time (Them’s the breaks).

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, these challengers were presented with a very specific songwriting challenge, and given one week to complete their songs – however they saw fit, within the parameters set forth. Here’s the Round 1 Challenge…

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

This is going to seem to be a rather straightforward challenge to kick off our second Song Fu competition. In actuality, it’s a pretty darn interesting way to give people a sense of just what your songwriting personality and style is. We’re taking a cue from a fellow named Paul Simon

Your first challenge is to WRITE A SONG ABOUT THE MOON.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds.

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After one week of intense campaigning and voting, we eliminated the bottom vote-getters – leaving only 6 competitors (5th place was a tie) to move on to… ROUND 2. The remaining Challengers and our Masters were then presented with their Round 2 Challenge…

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ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

Your challenge is to choose a famous inventor and craft a song proposing a “dance craze” based on either the inventor or one of his/her most well known inventions. For an idea of what we’re looking for, here’s a song proposing the ill-fated “Lurch”…

Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds.

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Your votes have been tallied, and the top two Challengers from Round 2 are moving on to battle head-to-head in ROUND 3. The winner of this mano-a-mano Challenger showdown will be the one who moves forward to the FINAL ROUND, where they’ll face off against the Master who’s accumulated the most votes over the course of the 3 Challenges. You ‘ll find the Round 3 Masters and Challengers below, followed by the Challenge itself.

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MASTERS OF SONG FU

For this edition of Song Fu, we’re bringing in two (well, 5, if you’re being technical) very special Masters who you’ll be going up against. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu, and your ultimate challengers, as you’ll square off against one of them mano-a-mano in the Final Round:

PAUL & STORM

songfu-02.jpgPaul and Storm are a comedy music duo, and they have been performing as a duo since 2004. Before that, they were one half of a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook for about 12 years. A Paul and Storm show is part music concert and part standup/improv comedy”โ€œjust enough of both to fit neatly in neither category. They like to engage the audience, and are known to award snack cakes and/or other prizes for good (and sometimes bad) behavior. Their show would be PERFECT as a cable special, and would make lots of money for whichever brave channel decides to air them first.

Official Website: www.paulandstorm.com

ROUND 2 SONG:Me Make Fire
ROUND 1 SONG:Cruel, Cruel Moon

THE RIFFTONES

songfu-rifftones.jpgYou know ’em as the RiffTrax trio, but here at Song Fu they are the mighty RiffTones…

MICHAEL J. NELSON – Michael J. Nelson is the creator of Rifftrax.com, and is the former host and head writer of the Emmy-nominated, Peabody Award-winning Mystery Science Theater 3000. Since that time, he has appeared on numerous radio and TV shows, penned a regular column for TV Guide, and authored best-selling books for both HarperCollins and Abrams.

His first book, Mike Nelson’s Movie Megacheese, thrilled critics, including Richard Schickel of Time Magazine, who said of Mike, “He’s more fun than a barrel of Val Kilmers… Smarter than a roomful of Patrick Swayzes… and almost as hilarious as Keanu Reeves.” Mike’s laugh-out-loud follow-up, Mind Over Matters, prompted Kirkus Reviews to enthuse, “From someplace called Minnesota comes a Nelson funnier than Ozzie, Ricky, Lord or Half,” and even dared to compare him to another legendary writer, saying of his Serious Speech to Business People, “[It] could easily precede [Robert] Benchley’s immortal Treasurer’s Report.” And Kirkus Reviews loved his novel, Death Rat!, saying, “Fast-paced, outrageous and funny, first-novelist Nelson’s mockery of media mendacity is as biting as La Dolce Vita or Network – only funnier!”

Mike speaks all over the country, is a frequent guest on radio and television, and along with Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy sells out theaters with his RiffTrax Live events.

KEVIN MURPHY – “I’m probably best known for portraying that ol’ squat loveable bubble-headed robot Tom Servo on Mystery Science Theater 3000. In fact I’m the only member of the cast and crew to have worked on every single episode of the series, probably because I tend to like everybody. I also got to sing at the drop of a hat and collaborated with the lovely, leggy Mike Nelson on many of the show’s songs.

Right now I’m back with Mike and Bill for www.rifftrax.com , where once again we sit in close proximity to each other and make fun of movies; unfortunately we don’t write a lot of songs… yet. To exercise my musical jollies I occasionally write and record solo and with family members, under the name The Revolutionary Communist Mountain Boys. Oh, and I’m also writing my first comic book series, symptomatic of my terminal case of Adult-onset Geekdom.

BILL CORBETT – Beloved by literally billions of people, Bill Corbett is a former writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the Sci-Fi Channel, and previously on Comedy Central. He was also a performer on the show, providing the second incarnation of the robot Crow and embarrassing himself in grand fashion as other strange characters – including the all-powerful but clueless alien The Observer, a.k.a. “Brain Guy.” Bill has always been an amateur musician (cough cough HACK cough cough), performing with garage-less garage bands, and writing / performing songs for MST3K – including the beloved-by-literally-trillions CANADA SONG. He now works with former MST3K colleagues Michael J. Nelson and Kevin Murphy at Rifftrax.com.

Corbett is also a screenwriter and playwright. His plays have been produced at numerous theaters across the U.S., Canada, Great Britain, and (seriously) Japan. He wasn’t able to attend the latter, but assumes it was a live-manga concept.

A native of Brooklyn, N.Y., Corbett currently spends a lot of time in Los Angeles partying into the wee hours with stars like Skeet Ulrich, Harry Hamlin, and the late Red Buttons. But he actually lives in Minneapolis, Minnesota with his wife Virginia, their two young children, and a small Jack Russell Terrier who really runs the house.

He hopes someday to raise alpacas.

Official Website: www.rifftrax.com

ROUND 2 SONG:Do The Ballpoint!
ROUND 1 SONG:Moon Shine

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THE CHALLENGERS

RUN AT THE DOG

songfu-runatthedog.jpgRun At The Dog are high energy, rock/pop, category-sluts with multi-gendered vocals and intricate arrangements. They are like Abba meets Faith No More meets Mos Def meets the Mormon Tabernacle Choir meets Steely Dan. The songs of this Minneapolis 5-piece are always written right away, with no respect for the calculating mind. Audience members are unsure whether to dance, laugh, or panic.

Official Website: myspace.com/runatthedog

ROUND 2 SONG:Do The APGAR Score
ROUND 1 SONG:Noon Moon

JASON MORRIS

songfu-jasonmorris.jpgI suppose I am what you could call a “Multi-Instrumentalist”. That is a nice way of saying “Jack-of-all-trades, Master-of-none”. I began playing drums as a teenager and spent a great deal of energy during my 20’s trying to “make it” in the music biz. As a drummer, I have had the opportunity to play with some pretty incredible musicians, garnering literally DOZENS of fans over the years. In 2004 I joined the band Celestial Static, and spent several years melting some face with good friends Jeremy and Julie Elzerman. Once that ran its course, I decided to spend more time locked away in my studio, writing my own songs and learning to play guitar, bass and sing. It doesn’t pay the bills, but I have a good time doing it.

Official Website: www.jason-morris.com

ROUND 2 SONG:The O’Sullivan Stomp
ROUND 1 SONG:The Universe Outsourced The Moon

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ROUND 3 CHALLENGE

For this Challenge, not only are we going to provide you with a theme and style, but we’re also going to give you the title. Your task is to write a song that utilizes all of the provided elements.

For this Round, we’re paying homage to the country balladeer greats “โ€œ people like Jerry Reed, Waylon Jennings, and Roger Miller. Your task is to write a country ballad – using a backstory of your own creation “โ€œ called “The Ballad of Rufus Amos Adams”.

Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds. Your song must be submitted in mp3 form (128-192kbps) either via e-mail (to songfu @ asitecalledfred.com – remember to remove the spaces) or a file upload service (like RapidShare or YouSendIt). Deadline for submission is 11:59pm EST on Friday, September 26th, 2008.

Voting on Round 2 submissions will commence on Saturday, September 27th, 2008.

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY, designed and handcrafted by [adult swim] superstar Dana Snyder. Yes. Dana Snyder.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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September 17, 2008

Win THE FOOT FIST WAY on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:51 pm

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, five (5) copies of THE FOOT FIST WAY on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Thursday, September 25th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Thursday, September 25th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Cabin Fever #40: Back To The Grind

Filed under: Cabin Fever — UncaScroogeMcD @ 8:43 pm

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent ๐Ÿ˜‰

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #40: Back To The Grind – The Cabin Boys are back to business as usual this week. No more crappy sound and drunken Snyders, instead we have talk of the fantasy premier league, Russell Brand, and a lady named Soiled Susie.ร‚ย  We have “commercial breaks” provided by Paul and Storm, and playing the team out is House Of Large Sizes. 40 podcasts! Insanity…

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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Trailer: SOLD OUT – A THREEVENING WITH KEVIN SMITH DVD

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Win THE GODFATHER: THE COPPOLA RESTORATION on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:52 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, five (5) copies of THE GODFATHER: THE COPPOLA RESTORATION on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September 24th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September 24th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win CHUCK: SEASON 1 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:44 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, three (3) copies of CHUCK: SEASON 1 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September 24th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September 24th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

September 16, 2008

Toy Box: Stykman Statue

Filed under: Toy Box — admin @ 3:53 am

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One of the best parts of writing this column (as well as my other site) is giving small companies exposure. Even with the current market pressure on retailers and manufacturers, there are still small companies out there bringing creative and unique products to the collector and fan of pop culture. One such company is Symbiote Studios.

Symbiote released a pair of Dr. Tran bobble heads not too long ago, and I reviewed those at the beginning of the month. They followed it up with the release of the Stykman statue, limited to just 500 pieces and retailing for just $10. Yes, that’s right, a polystone statue that’s just ten bucks.

Who the Hell is Stykman? Published by a.k.a. Comics, the comic has been around for a couple years, but is just now being distributed by Diamond. The book is a throwback to a character like the Tick, with a bumbling yet lovable main character, supported by his brighter and capable sidekick. Stykman is…well…a stick. How does that work exactly? That’s part of the mystery!

If you’re looking for more pop culture reviews, check out my site at Michael’s Review of the Week, and if you have any questions or comments drop me a line at mwc@mwctoys.com.

Stykman Statue

Packaging – ***
The statue comes in a well designed window box, that keeps the bust safe but also gives a buyer the chance to see what they are buying before the purchase. That’s a big plus, as is the economic size. It could use a bit more text, but it’s a minor issue.

Sculpting – ***
The character design for Stykman is certainly unique and creative. I love the artwork in the book, and the round stick head, with two ropes holding his stick eyes in place, is hilarious.

However, getting that look to translate is mighty, mighty tough. The ropes and the eyes are a little thicker and less ‘fluid’ in appearance than the actual artwork. The rest of the body, outfit, guns and even the basic base are all well done however, with nice detailing and a good scale. The statue stands just about 6 1/2″ tall, but since he’s sitting, that makes the actual height of Stykman would be around 7″ – 8″.

I am a bit confused by the positioning of the eyes though. The little sticks that represent them in the comics usually run left to right, with a slight angle upward to give him a mean or tough look. Here, one of the two eyes is straight up and down, while the other is properly angled. It makes them look a lot less like eyes, and a lot more like two sticks on strings.

The stick itself lacks much in the way of texturing, so it relies on the paint to make it appear like wood. I’m not complaining about that though, because it matches up to the style of the artwork in the book.

Paint – **1/2
Considering the price point, the quality of the paint ops aren’t surprisirng. Yes, there’s some slop here and there, but at ten bucks, I’d be surprised if that wasn’t the case.

The cut lines between the many bright colors are sloppy, but the coverage is generally consistent and even. These are the kind of paint ops that you usually would expect from a specialty market statue, but those statues generally cost 5 times as much.

Design – ***
Stykman is riding an exercise ball. I get the impression that this is one of his signature weapons, but because I’ve only read issue #1 of the comic I can’t be sure. Why only issue #1? Because everyone that buys one of the statues gets a free copy of issue #1, signed by creator!

However, he does use the exercise ball – along with the gun – in the very first issue, and I’d be willing to bet we see it again later.

Value – ****
Ten dollars? You got to be kidding me! I couldn’t believe it myself. A small company, making a licensed statue, out of quality materials with good sculpting and paint…and doing it for less than most mass market action figures. You may not know who the character is…yet…but you won’t find a better value out there.

Things to Watch Out For –
Other than the obviouis (don’t drop it!), you shouldn’t have any issues.

Overall – ***
Yep, the paint is sloppier than I like on my statues, and the wonky eye has me a bit bewildered. But the huge saving grace here is the price. At this kind of price, you are a lot more willing to be forgiving of issues like that.

Where to Buy –
Hit the Symbiote Studios site, where you can still get this guy for just a ten spot.

Related Links –
Check out the Stykman website, or hit my review of the Dr. Tran bobbleheads to see more of Symbiote Studios work.

September 15, 2008

Bagged & Boarded 1: Race Relations

Filed under: Bagged & Boarded — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:07 am

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #1: Race Relations – In which Matt and Jesse introduce themselves to the world, discuss the sensitive subject of race (very sensitively), and chat about Ghostbusters 3, the Academy Awards, childhood fears, and Native Americans. Oh, it’s about to get real…

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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September 14, 2008

TV Or Not TV: 9/15 – 9/21

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Welcome back for a very special TV or Not TV.

OK, it’s not really all that special. This week we’re taking a look at the new shows on the ABC Fall Schedule. There’s a reason why, however, I’ve been saving ABC for last. They’ve got two new shows. Yes, that’s right, just two.

Opportunity Knocks (Premieres 9/23) “โ€œ This new show from Punk’d creative team Ashton Kutcher and Jason Goldberg‘s is a reality show made me think they almost lifted Brian Lynch‘s Party Truck USA idea. Instead the show concept is this: semi-truck game show pulls up infront ofร‚ย your house and uses objects and clues in the house to quiz the family as to how well they know one another. Cash prizes involved. I’ll wait to see to base judgment.

Life on Mars (Premieres 10/9) “โ€œ This show is a BBC import. The Americanized versionร‚ย was executive produced by David E. Kelley and stars Jason O’Mara as a present day police detective who, after a car crash, wakes up as a detective in the 70’s. The show has had lots of buzz because Kelley’s pilot “didn’t hew close enough” to the BBC original, so Kelley walked. A new pilot, a change of location and an entire recasting of everyone but the lead means this is one you have to catch just to see what turned out in the end.

Well, I hope you were able to get through all of that and now you still have an appetite for the TV viewing opportunities out there this week.

MONDAY

SCIFI “โ€œ 7:00 PM: If you’ve put off getting caught up in LOST-mania but you’ve always wanted to watch it from the beginning, now is your chance. You can sit back, relax and enjoy four hours of lost every week on Monday night.

ABC “โ€œ 8:00 PM: Oh look, someone else is airing Batman Begins.

CBS “โ€œ 8:00 PM: Get ready for the return of The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother and Two and a Half Men by watching tonight’s repeat of the season finale.

TUESDAY

NBC “โ€œ 8:00 PM: Last year’s edition of The Biggest Loser using couples was a great one, so they are keeping the concept going with this year’s edition: The Biggest Loser: Families. Husband-Wife and Parent-Child teams vie to lose big and win bigger. This show is a great motivator and great entertainment.

CBS “โ€œ 9:00 PM: Will it be Dan or Memphis who walks away with the half mill tonight? Which one of the jury members will win the $25,000 pity prize from America’s vote? After tonight you won’t hear me say Big Brother again for at least four months.

FOX “โ€œ 9:00 PM: Let’s see if Fringe can keep up the creepy momentum that they started with the pilot.

ABC “โ€œ 9:30 PM: The ABC news department is stretching for ratings with Primetime: UFOs”ยฆ Seeing is Believing. I haven’t seen a hubcap hung from fishing line in a long time, this should be fun.

WEDNESDAY

CBS “โ€œ 8:00 PM: Two episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine try to prime you for next week’s season premiere.

HIST “โ€œ 8:00 PM: How could you not watch Monster Quest tonight with a title like this? Bigfoot in New York.

CW “โ€œ 9:00 PM: If you missed this week’s new episode of 90210 yesterday than you can catch it tonight.

THURSDAY

MAX “โ€œ 8:00 PM: Matt Damon steps away from F’ing Sarah Silverman long enough to try to uncover his real identity in The Bourne Ultimatum.

NBC “โ€œ 8:30 PM: Get ready for next week’s premiere of My Name is Earl and The Office by watching both shows season finales.

USA “โ€œ 10:00 PM: Unfortunately after tonight we’re going to have to wait until 2009 to see more of Burn Notice. Don’t miss it.

FRIDAY

You know the recommendations aren’t going to be good for a night when the writer leads off with”ยฆ

OXYGEN “โ€œ 8:00 PM: The entertaining Legally Blonde and the dismal Legally Blonde 2 are back-to-back tonight.

BRAVO “โ€œ 8:00 PM: More proof that a sequel is too much of a good thing comes from Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Dangerous.

BBCA “โ€œ 8:00 PM: Forget all that other crap. Enjoy 80 minutes of Monty Python’s Flying Circus and enjoy the universal language of pure comedy.

SATURDAY

TNT “โ€œ 8:00 PM: Queen Latifah finds out she is terminally ill so she does what we all do, sells all her stuff and lives it up in Europe in Last Holiday. I’m not really recommending this, this is what we call filler.

FOOD “โ€œ 9:00 PM: Two hours of Dinner: Impossible lead up to Iron Chef: America. Keep healthy snacks handy or this could be trouble.

NBC “โ€œ 11:29 PM: James Franco hosts SNL. I predict a Seth Rogen surprise visit.

SUNDAY

ABC “โ€œ 8:00 PM: Every fashionista and star f’er will be tuning in for the 60th Prime Time Emmy Awards. I’m not one of them. No, really, I’m not.

NGC “โ€œ 8:00 PM: At last Titanic: The Final Secret is revealed! Wait, was there something we still didn’t know? Turns out there was. The guy who found the famed cruise ship was actually on a secret Navy mission to examine submarines lost during the Cold War. Who knew?

FOX “โ€œ 9:00 PM: Robot Chicken did a much better Star Wars special, however you might find the Family Guy‘s Blue Harvest chuckle-worthy. Some items I found funny, a lot of it felt like too drawn out of a joke. You decide.

Will Wilkins really wishes there were better things to watch on Friday nights.

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Win WEIRD SCIENCE, THE BREAKFAST CLUB, and SIXTEEN CANDLES on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:07 pm

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Universal Home Video, five (5) copies each of the new High School Flashback editions of WEIRD SCIENCE, THE BREAKFAST CLUB, and SIXTEEN CANDLES on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, September 22nd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, September 22nd.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win AMERICAN EXPERIENCE: THE PRESIDENTS Box Set on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 10:35 pm

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, five (5) copies of AMERICAN EXPERIENCE: THE PRESIDENTS Box Set on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, September 22nd.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, September 22nd.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

September 13, 2008

QUICK STOP EXCLUSIVE: Teaser Trailer From Terry Gilliam’s THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS!

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Terry Gilliam

How would you like a bit of a teaser glimpse of the wonders Terry Gilliam has planned for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus?

Below, you’ll find a very special message from Terry, as well as a look at some of the production designs and artwork for the film. Currently in post-production, Parnassus should be arriving at a theater near you sometime in 2009. Until then, though, we share this little peek behind the scenes.

You can visit the official Doctor Parnassus website at www.doctorparnassus.com, where you can sign up to receive news about the film.

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Masters Of Song Fu #2: Round 2 Challenge Voting Begins!

Filed under: Masters Of Song Fu — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:05 am

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop. You’ll find the very first of these competitions here.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

A week back, we sent out the call for challengers. Hundreds of you heard the call and fought for a chance to be in the initial group. 20 were selected. Of those 20, only 13 responded in time (Them’s the breaks).

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, these challengers were presented with a very specific songwriting challenge, and given one week to complete their songs – however they saw fit, within the parameters set forth. Here’s the Round 1 Challenge…

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

This is going to seem to be a rather straightforward challenge to kick off our second Song Fu competition. In actuality, it’s a pretty darn interesting way to give people a sense of just what your songwriting personality and style is. We’re taking a cue from a fellow named Paul Simon

Your first challenge is to WRITE A SONG ABOUT THE MOON.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds.

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After one week of intense campaigning and voting, we eliminated the bottom vote-getters – leaving only 6 competitors (5th place was a tie) to move on to… ROUND 2. The remaining Challengers and our Masters were then presented with their Round 2 Challenge…

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ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

Your challenge is to choose a famous inventor and craft a song proposing a “dance craze” based on either the inventor or one of his/her most well known inventions. For an idea of what we’re looking for, here’s a song proposing the ill-fated “Lurch”…

Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds.

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You’ll find the Round 2 Masters and Challengers songs below, followed by the voting form for you to choose your favorite Challenger and Master for this round.

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MASTERS OF SONG FU

For this edition of Song Fu, we’re bringing in three (well, 6, if you’re being technical) very special Masters who you’ll be going up against. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu, and your ultimate challengers, as you’ll square off against one of them mano-a-mano in the Final Round:

JONATHAN COULTON

songfu-01.jpgJonathan Coulton on Jonathan Coulton: “In 2005 I left my day job writing software to pursue music full time. To keep myself busy I released a new song on this website every week for a year in a project called Thing a Week. A few of those songs became big internet hits (my folky cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”, a funny video called “Flickr”, a song called “Code Monkey”), and I am now fortunate enough to make my living as a musician.

I write about a lot of geeky stuff because I am a geek. Some of it’s funny, but a lot of it’s not so funny, and even more of it is somewhere in between. I’ve been compared to They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies, Loudon Wainwright III, and other musicians you REALLY LOVE.

I give lots of music away because I believe it helps my cause, and I love it when people use my music to create other stuff – music videos, pictures, remixes, etc. At the moment I’m unsigned, and I’m proud to say I’ve created this whole thing mostly on my own (with plenty of help from an amazingly supportive bunch of fans). But it certainly is getting busy… I will probably sell out and go Hollywood any day now…”

UNFORTUNATELY, JONATHAN HAD TO DROP OUT OF THIS ROUND OF SONG FU DUE TO THE IMPENDING ARRIVAL OF A NEW FAMILY MEMBER. CONGRATS!

Official Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

ROUND 1 SONG:Always The Moon

PAUL & STORM

songfu-02.jpgPaul and Storm are a comedy music duo, and they have been performing as a duo since 2004. Before that, they were one half of a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook for about 12 years. A Paul and Storm show is part music concert and part standup/improv comedy”โ€œjust enough of both to fit neatly in neither category. They like to engage the audience, and are known to award snack cakes and/or other prizes for good (and sometimes bad) behavior. Their show would be PERFECT as a cable special, and would make lots of money for whichever brave channel decides to air them first.

Official Website: www.paulandstorm.com

ROUND 2 SONG:Me Make Fire
ROUND 1 SONG:Cruel, Cruel Moon

THE RIFFTONES

songfu-rifftones.jpgYou know ’em as the RiffTrax trio, but here at Song Fu they are the mighty RiffTones…

MICHAEL J. NELSON – Michael J. Nelson is the creator of Rifftrax.com, and is the former host and head writer of the Emmy-nominated, Peabody Award-winning Mystery Science Theater 3000. Since that time, he has appeared on numerous radio and TV shows, penned a regular column for TV Guide, and authored best-selling books for both HarperCollins and Abrams.

His first book, Mike Nelson’s Movie Megacheese, thrilled critics, including Richard Schickel of Time Magazine, who said of Mike, “He’s more fun than a barrel of Val Kilmers… Smarter than a roomful of Patrick Swayzes… and almost as hilarious as Keanu Reeves.” Mike’s laugh-out-loud follow-up, Mind Over Matters, prompted Kirkus Reviews to enthuse, “From someplace called Minnesota comes a Nelson funnier than Ozzie, Ricky, Lord or Half,” and even dared to compare him to another legendary writer, saying of his Serious Speech to Business People, “[It] could easily precede [Robert] Benchley’s immortal Treasurer’s Report.” And Kirkus Reviews loved his novel, Death Rat!, saying, “Fast-paced, outrageous and funny, first-novelist Nelson’s mockery of media mendacity is as biting as La Dolce Vita or Network – only funnier!”

Mike speaks all over the country, is a frequent guest on radio and television, and along with Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy sells out theaters with his RiffTrax Live events.

KEVIN MURPHY – “I’m probably best known for portraying that ol’ squat loveable bubble-headed robot Tom Servo on Mystery Science Theater 3000. In fact I’m the only member of the cast and crew to have worked on every single episode of the series, probably because I tend to like everybody. I also got to sing at the drop of a hat and collaborated with the lovely, leggy Mike Nelson on many of the show’s songs.

Right now I’m back with Mike and Bill for www.rifftrax.com , where once again we sit in close proximity to each other and make fun of movies; unfortunately we don’t write a lot of songs… yet. To exercise my musical jollies I occasionally write and record solo and with family members, under the name The Revolutionary Communist Mountain Boys. Oh, and I’m also writing my first comic book series, symptomatic of my terminal case of Adult-onset Geekdom.

BILL CORBETT – Beloved by literally billions of people, Bill Corbett is a former writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the Sci-Fi Channel, and previously on Comedy Central. He was also a performer on the show, providing the second incarnation of the robot Crow and embarrassing himself in grand fashion as other strange characters – including the all-powerful but clueless alien The Observer, a.k.a. “Brain Guy.” Bill has always been an amateur musician (cough cough HACK cough cough), performing with garage-less garage bands, and writing / performing songs for MST3K – including the beloved-by-literally-trillions CANADA SONG. He now works with former MST3K colleagues Michael J. Nelson and Kevin Murphy at Rifftrax.com.

Corbett is also a screenwriter and playwright. His plays have been produced at numerous theaters across the U.S., Canada, Great Britain, and (seriously) Japan. He wasn’t able to attend the latter, but assumes it was a live-manga concept.

A native of Brooklyn, N.Y., Corbett currently spends a lot of time in Los Angeles partying into the wee hours with stars like Skeet Ulrich, Harry Hamlin, and the late Red Buttons. But he actually lives in Minneapolis, Minnesota with his wife Virginia, their two young children, and a small Jack Russell Terrier who really runs the house.

He hopes someday to raise alpacas.

Official Website: www.rifftrax.com

ROUND 2 SONG:Do The Ballpoint!
ROUND 1 SONG:Moon Shine

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THE CHALLENGERS

JEFF MacDOUGALL

songfu-jeffmacdougall.jpgThe Deal: After 20+ years making music as a hobby, I recently wrote and recorded a song for my daughter. I got a little taste of mild success (hey, my mom liked it). So now I’m taking my music out of the closet, dusting it off, and seeing how it does in the sunshine. Who knew there was so much work in just attempting to do music for a living. I feel like I am opening a Subway franchise (Only opening a Subway franchise seems more fulfilling in a creative way).

UNFORTUNATELY, JEFF HAD TO ALSO DROP OUT OF THIS ROUND OF SONG FU DUE TO THE ARRIVAL OF A NEW FAMILY MEMBER. CONGRATS, AS WELL!

Official Website: www.jeffmacdougall.com

ROUND 1 SONG:At The Moon

RUN AT THE DOG

songfu-runatthedog.jpgRun At The Dog are high energy, rock/pop, category-sluts with multi-gendered vocals and intricate arrangements. They are like Abba meets Faith No More meets Mos Def meets the Mormon Tabernacle Choir meets Steely Dan. The songs of this Minneapolis 5-piece are always written right away, with no respect for the calculating mind. Audience members are unsure whether to dance, laugh, or panic.

Official Website: myspace.com/runatthedog

ROUND 2 SONG:Do The APGAR Score
ROUND 1 SONG:Noon Moon

JASON MORRIS

songfu-jasonmorris.jpgI suppose I am what you could call a “Multi-Instrumentalist”. That is a nice way of saying “Jack-of-all-trades, Master-of-none”. I began playing drums as a teenager and spent a great deal of energy during my 20’s trying to “make it” in the music biz. As a drummer, I have had the opportunity to play with some pretty incredible musicians, garnering literally DOZENS of fans over the years. In 2004 I joined the band Celestial Static, and spent several years melting some face with good friends Jeremy and Julie Elzerman. Once that ran its course, I decided to spend more time locked away in my studio, writing my own songs and learning to play guitar, bass and sing. It doesn’t pay the bills, but I have a good time doing it.

Official Website: www.jason-morris.com

ROUND 2 SONG:The O’Sullivan Stomp
ROUND 1 SONG:The Universe Outsourced The Moon

“BUCKETHAT” BOBBY MATHESON

songfu-buckethatbobby.jpg“BucketHat” Bobby Matheson is an awkward teenage accordionist and multi-instrumentalist who specializes in superhero-themed and “Comedy” music, and who works for minimum wage in the fast food industry. With his style varying from polka to folk, punk to pop, and then again from rock to bluegrass, we’re left unsure what to expect. One thing for certain is that Bobby doesn’t like talking about himself in the third person, and therefore will stop this silliness right now.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/buckethatbobby

ROUND 2 SONG:Do The Marconi
ROUND 1 SONG:I Hate The Moon

STEVE CHATTERTON

songfu-stevechatterton.jpgSteve Chatterton is an independent musician living in the suburbs of Toronto. Known primarily for his jingle work on local television and his electronic project 11t1, he’s now putting all of his musical efforts into the ever-elusive self-titled singer-songwriter recording project he’s been wanting to get around to since he was 10-years-old and had just discovered The Beatles. Steve is an honors graduate of the jazz guitar program at Mohawk College, and has since performed in a wide array of bands that nobody has ever heard of. After retiring from performing to concentrate on raising his kids, he’s recently put together his own basement studio and has set a personal goal of producing at least one song a month.

Official Website: music.stevechatterton.com

ROUND 2 SONG:Do The Reichelt
ROUND 1 SONG:Someday (You’ll See)

NATE SHIVERS

songfu-nateshivers.jpgFun, Zesty, Acoustic, Energetic, Crunchy. Some of these words describe the Baritone-Ukulele-wielding N8 Shivers (the others describe Taco Bell’s newest food-like invention). He began writing songs at the age of two, and taught himself to play the uke a mere 17 years later. N8’s Family members claim he’s the best uke-playing song writer they’re related to. He enjoys Stand-up Comedy, Coen Brothers movies, Chilly sandwiches, and Canadian sitcoms. His Turn-offs include Banana Flavored Things, Republicans, and Mountain Dew. N8 is currently employed as a Wizard in southern Ohio.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/ncomma8

ROUND 2 SONG:Doomsday Shuffle
ROUND 1 SONG:Hide

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ROUND 2 VOTING

And now, it’s time for that all important voting, where you’ll decide which 2 Challengers get to move on to Round 3 – the winner of which will move on to face the Master who has accumulated the most votes in All 3 Challenges. Please remember, you can only vote FOR ONE song – so choose very carefully. Also, be sure to vote for your favorite song from our reigning Masters of Song Fu – Paul & Storm or The RiffTones. You may only vote once, so make it count. VOTING CLOSES AT 11:59pm EST on WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17th.

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ROUND 2 VOTING – THE CHALLENGERS

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ROUND 2 VOTING – THE MASTERS

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY, designed and handcrafted by [adult swim] superstar Dana Snyder. Yes. Dana Snyder.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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September 12, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #60: A-Ramblin’

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:00 am

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #60: A-Ramblin’ – Ken & Dana return with a far-ranging treatise on this and that, including catching up on just where their travels have taken them, a journey into the recent past, a smidge of banter, and more…

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Weekend Shopping Guide 9/12/08: The Cool Hand Man

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:30 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Sporting a brand new digital transfer with a full restoration, Paul Newman’s legendary performance as Cool Hand Luke (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) gets a brand new special edition featuring an audio commentary from historian/Newman biographer Eric Lax, a brand-new documentary, and the theatrical trailer. If this film is not yet in your library, rectify that.

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I admit – when I first saw The Big Lebowski (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), it left me cold. Real cold. Then, a few years later, I watched it again – and it grew on me. For some, though, it’s become a cult flick of mass proportions, and that’s probably why we have a new 2-disc special edition with an introduction, a making-of, featurettes, a retrospective, Jeff Bridges’ photo book, and more.

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Every once in a while, a truly spectacular, must-have catalogue release makes its way to DVD. Add to that exclusive list the Ultimate Collector’s edition of the Cinerama epic How The West Was Won (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). Meticulously restored and remastered, the 3-disc special edition features a new commentary, a documentary on the film’s Cinerama experience, the theatrical trailer, a reproduction of the original souvenir book, photo cards, and a reproduction of the original pressbook. Truly stunning, and a requirement for any film library.

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It may not have much of an edge, but I couldn’t help but enjoy Baby Mama (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Maybe it’s because it stars the crushable Tina Fey as a too-busy executive whose ringing biological clock and inability to get pregnant prompt her to get a surrogate (Amy Poehler) who may not exactly be on the up and up. It also features John Hodgman as a doctor. So worth it. Bonus features include a making-of, an alternate ending, an SNL featurette, deleted scenes, and more.

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Penelope Keith and Peter Bowles return Audrey fforbes-Hamilton and Richard Devere in To The Manor Born: Silver Anniversary Special (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). It’s 25 years later, and the couple find their relationship strained when Richard reveals a long-held secret. Best of all, unlike most of these kind of revisitation specials, this actually has the spirit and fun of the original run. The disc contains a making-of featurette.

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The penultimate 7th season of Wings (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) pretty much maintains the affable level of comedy that the show featured right from the start, with a great little ensemble that pretty much carries the day. The 4-disc set features all 26 episodes, but not a single bonus feature in sight.

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I had complete forgotten that Smallville (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) was still running. Seriously. We’re already to season 7? And Supergirl has arrived? Well, I’ll be. The 6-disc set features all 20 episodes, plus a pair of audio commentaries, unaired scenes, featurettes, a gallery, and more.

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The new animated series The Spectacular Spider-Man gets a direct-to-DVD feature of it’s own, Attack Of The Lizard (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$19.94 SRP), pitting the web-slinger against not only the Lizard, but also Electro, the Vulture, and The Enforcers. The DVD also sports a music video.

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Not only is Horatio Caine (David Caruso) dealing with more mysteries on the job in season six of CSI Miami (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$79.99 SRP), but his home life takes the stage as well, including having to do battle with the mother of his son and a woman from out of the past. The 6-disc box set features all 21 episodes, plus a pair of commentaries and a quartet of featurettes.

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In the 4th season of Grey’s Anatomy (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), the cracks began to show, as the soapy aspects became – well, boring. How do I know this became a serious problem? Even my sister – a die-hard fan – lost interest. The 5-disc box set features all 17 extended episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, unaired scenes, outtakes, and more.

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If you’ve got kids, you’ve probably seen too much of Dora the Explorer. With the newly released Dora The Explorer: Party Favorites CD (Nickelodeon/Sony BMG, $11.98 SRP), you can now hear just as much, with 16 peppy tunes that will probably be on endless repeat in the family minivan.

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What could have been a cringe-worthy disaster was actually a fun, funny little show that I was more than happy to show my nephew. I speak of the first season of The Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which finds Granny, Hector, and the cat/bird duo travelling the world and solving mysteries. Really. The 2-disc set features all 13 first season episodes.

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The sophomore outing of Ugly Betty (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) stumbled a bit, as the focus of the show began to drift from Betty to the supporting cast – which, granted, is not altogether a bad thing. The 5-disc box set features all 18 episodes, plus deleted scenes and a clutch of featurettes.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Trailer Park: Is Mickey Rourke’s Face Melting?

Filed under: Trailer Park — admin @ 4:46 am

By Christopher Stipp

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I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

Are there too many movies out there right now?

I just read a piece in the Arizona Republic about the flood of movies that are entering the marketplace looking for your dollars. One of the movies the article makes note of is MY MOM’S NEW BOYFRIEND, a Meg Ryan/Antonio Banderas film, was opened internationally to good acclaim but only saw the light of day here in the U.S. in the form of a direct to DVD release. I know, I know, it would be an easy joke to point a finger at a piece of rom-com fare but the implications about a vehicle like that only making it to store shelves and bypassing the silver screen altogether raised my curiosity. The piece goes on to talk about how films that seem to have such a good chance to make a dent in the theatrical market are being financially slaughtered when given to the public to see them. SON OF RAMBOW was another statistic thrown out as a film that had such great promise after its favorable critical reception and audience indicators that this would have been the one to break through only died a pathetic fiscal death, only grossing $1.78 million.

What does this say about modern theatrical releases? Well, the article does the job in explaining what this does mean, the idea that we are only at the epoch of a long line of releases thanks to the rush to get films under production prior to the writer’s strike, and if you have some time read about what could be the portent of things to come to your local megaplex.

Read it and post some of your thoughts below. I’m curious to see what some of you Monday Morning Quarterbacks have to think.

2. NPR recently did a story about ways theater owners are getting people back into the theater.

Something that has been used here and there is now being looked at as a viable way to get fresh butts in seats. After listening to the story, and how productions like Broadway plays and concerts by contemporary artists that don’t suck, are being shown in limited release and are actually extricating home dwellers from their enclaves where DVD is the only form of entertainment that they know.

Sure, smaller DVD windows are helping people make the choice to stay inside, that’s the businesses fault for allowing that to happen, but when some dude thought “Shit, I’m barely making anything exhibiting the latest turd from Sony, why don’t I toy with the idea of finding ways to show something other than a movie?” that was a brainstorm that deserved a lot of credit. No longer can you expect Hollywood to the harbinger of great entertainment; some promoters got wise and found out that Dick and Jane might make a date night out of the chance to see a simulcast of a performance for Cirque du Soleil’s latest without having to pay $140 a ticket and without having to fly to Vegas. Lord knows I get all the shit road productions that appeal to Arizona’s finest golden oldies (No joke, but you realize I once sat at a play where there wasn’t just handicapped seating but areas that were cordoned off for those with oxygen tanks?) and if I had the chance to see something fresh on Broadway and not pay the full fare, you’re damn right I would be there.

Anyway, the story is quite interesting and I hope that some look at this as a new way of how to engage those who are finding other things to do with their time.

3. Darren Aronofsky won an award.

Ok, this isn’t so much about Darren’s successful outing at the Venice Film Festival, winning the Golden Lion for his flick THE WRESTLER. I, additionally, want it known I was one of the few lonely hearts pining for what should have been more attention to THE FOUNTAIN but who the hell cares in the grand scheme of things. Yeah, it’s great he won that silver tiger, whatever. What has been lost in the shuffle of things is Mickey Rourke.

God damn, sweet Jesus!

What hell on earth befell that poor man’s face? It’s like someone stuck a candle too close to his lips and melted his cheekbones.

I have heard this movie is awesome. I have heard that this will really be a departure from his usual fare. But the way he has Darren in that headlock in the picture above I cannot believe he wasn’t fearful for what would happen if Mickey decided to pop his neck right then and there.

Everything about the way women and men have to keep themselves pumped up, quite literally, from their lips to their eyes to their boobies, and anything else that might end up sagging. Lord knows we’re just years away from testicle/elephant sack tucks. I don’t spend enough time exploring this issue so I can’t speak about it on any great authority but just seeing Rourke walk down the aisle, ready to collect the award with Darren, I was just struck by a small sense of shock at what that man has wrought to his face.

Can’t wait to see this one.

4. As I write this, it’s the 7th anniversary of September 11th and today I spent an hour with former governor of Minnesota,ร‚ย  Jesse Ventura. I will be furiously whipping up those transcripts immediately but I will absolutely go on the record as saying that the hour I spent with him was the highlight of my year. Without question, without having to explain myself any further. The man has so much to say and on such a poignant occasion there was much political talk about Palin, McCain, Obama, the political process, how a death threat wasn’t going to interrupt his golf game, the war in Iraq vis-a-vis Vietnam and so much other mind-blowingly funny stuff that you absolutely have to tune in to that interview. Last year on September 11th was Henry Rollins. This year is Jesse. I can’t wait to see what next year brings.

5. I saw BURN AFTER READING last night. It was good. Not A+ grade Cohen brothers good, not LEBOWSKI good but it was good. George Clooney was average, Frances McDorman was brilliant, Brad Pitt was flat out funny, John Malkovich is a lightening rod of talent and J.K. Simmons ties everything together like a big fleshy bow. My initial reaction was that it fails to live up, if there is such a thing, to the likes of ARIZONA and LEBOWSKI for one pivotal reason: those people were fuck-ups that could never ever exist in our reality. In READING these are hopelessly fractured humans who we can almost imagine living among us based on the small pieces of humanity that could be reflected by any one of us. Again, it’s a knee-jerk response to seeing the film 2 hours ago. Take it for what you will.

See it but don’t expect to see brilliance thrust upon you; let it steep for a while, like a fine Earl Gray, and allow it to soak into your brain. There is a payoff.

Now, on with the show…

MAX PAYNE (2008)

Director: John Moore
Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Beau Bridges, Mila Kunis, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Donal Logue, Kate Burton
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October 17, 2008
Synopsis: Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a DEA agent (Wahlberg) whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin (Kunis) out to avenge her sister’s death. The duo will be hunted by the police, the mob, and a ruthless corporation.

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Prognosis: Smells Like A Morgue That Lost Its A/C. First, a word about what Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg had to say about this role:

Mark Wahlberg Calls Max Payne The Most Complex Character He’s Ever Played

Mark Wahlberg has faced grief (“The Lovely Bones”ย), war (“Three Kings”ย), a wave the size of a skyscraper (“The Perfect Storm”ย) and nothing less than the apocalypse. Twice (“The Happening”ย and “Planet of the Apes”ย). But his most draining, emotionally charged role to date? Would you believe a video game character?

“Two weeks out I was just dying,”ย Wahlberg said of his titular role in the upcoming video game adaptation “Max Payne.”ย “I wanted my life back.”ย

The film-noirish, John Woo-esque “Payne”ย was a huge hit when it premiered for PCs in 2001, spawning a sequel and selling more than 7 million units. But its success comes not just from gameplay, which is untranslatable to the big screen anyway, said Wahlberg, but from a surprisingly adult, sophisticated, and yes, complex lead character unusual for the medium.

“I read the script and said either somebody got really creative or it’s actually more like a movie than most games,”ย Wahlberg enthused.

“Max Payne is not a one-trick pony. It’s probably one of the edgier roles I’ve played but also the most layered. Here’s a very happy guy who worked a dismal job, had a beautiful family. But the beauty in his life was taken away. He just goes on a rampage. It’s all driven by emotion.”ย

Hahaha! Really? You serious?

This is the kind of film that goes into the category of Let Me Try And Talk About This Project In Ways That Mask some of the more horrific signs that this is going to flame up like the Human Torch in ways that, if you haven’t figured it out by now, expose how hyperbole in interviews by some actors only serve to deceive you, the people who pay upwards of ten bucks to see this pile of crap.

I’ve watched this trailer a few times and each subsequent viewing only makes me titter more and more. What, ostensibly, is the line of bullshit they’re trying to make you buy into, literally, is that this is a movie based on some kind of revenge and that this is some hard-boiled dude who is out to stop at nothing to blah, blah, blah, shoot guns, blah, blah, blah.

What the beginning of this trailer proves, however, is that the video game that has now come to life should have just stayed a video game. I mean how can you not point and finger and laugh at the gravely voiceover where Marky Mark is trying to sound all serious as he talks about becoming fodder for fish, his body drifting slowly to the bottom of a river. It’s funny because the monologue is something that is better suited for an Antonio Sabato DVD release than it is something someone would plunk millions into making a reality.

Beyond that, though, it’s a weird amalgam of shots that I guess are supposed to be spooky, compelling or both. It does nothing, not an absolute thing, to give us any kind of narrative structure to follow. I don’t know why some chick is standing in the middle of an alley with a lot of fake snow falling around her, I don’t know why Marky Mark is standing at an open window with even more fake snow billowing inside his office and I sure don’t know why some dude is making reference to the devil building an army.

What do any of these things have in common? In the immortal words of Pee-Wee Herman in PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE: I. Don’t. Know.

So, Payne wants to find something that wants to stay hidden (huh?) and, seriously, there is a moment when I think there’s going to be something profound. It’s a moment when some nameless dude says, “Remember when you were a kid and you would hold your breath when you went past a graveyard? Just leave that man alone.”ย This is the part of the trailer where I contemplate suicide, knowing some guy made more money writing that line than I did all last year.

Next we get the same old, tired, boring, hackneyed, unoriginal premise that the guy’s family was taken away from him. Seriously, from the PUNISHER to LETHAL WEAPON it’s just lazy storytelling at this point. Revenge murdering and the introspective, dark and brooding kind of character has just been done again and again.

We lots of gun play, lots of shit flying everywhere, as our one man with a gun is able to blow through everyone’s defenses. Leaping and bounding over crap, trying to mimic the game play of the video game (which was pretty wicked when it came out), it just doesn’t jive.

There’s an obvious grasp at trying to titillate as some whore takes her top off, some chick with a gun starts spraying lead everywhere and there is a lot of screaming by Marky Mark that has no context whatsoever. Not to mention all those fucking birds everywhere.

Yeah, Marky, one of the hardest roles you’ve ever had to take on.

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Recently, I was able to chat with an actress who is set the Los Angeles Film Festival afire with her performance as a girl named Cleo in an indie called HottieBoomaLottie. The film deals with a much maligned outsider who just wants to get with one of the most popular girls in high school. The quick synopsis, sure, doesn’t sound like something original but thanks to its reception when the film played a couple of months ago the film was applauded for being more original in its execution than many directors or writers who seem intent on defining the adolescent experience in the exact same way.

Lauren McKnight plays Cleo, cousin to our man trying to make something positive happen with the girl who should be unattainable to many mortal men, and it is my hope that this film breaks out of its festival shackles and surfaces where other people can partake of a comedy that seems to be more funny than it is “quirky.”

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I have not seen the movie, so start me out by telling me what the movie is about.

LAUREN MCKNIGHT: It’s about a high school boy named Ethan who is definitely a social outcast. A bit of a high school underdog and he has been infatuated with the hottest girl in school, Madison Sweet. Ethan actually has an older brother Clay who is the exact opposite of Ethan. He’s really cool and definitely socially accepted. He also has an interest in Madison but Ethan doesn’t know that. Anyway though, Ethan spends the majority of the movie trying to get Madison’s attention in different elaborate ways and she doesn’t even really know that he exists.

And within those attempts to try and get her attention he gets in trouble with him mom and she send him off to live in California with his cousins, Asher and Cleo. Cleo, which is my character, is a very tomboy kind of girl. She doesn’t really put much effort into her appearance every day. But after Ethan comes to visit her in California, it prompts her to become more feminine so that Ethan will notice her. Anyway though, in the movie Clay, his older brother, actually ends up hooking up with Madison. So Cleo actually helps Ethan to try and break them up because really she just wants Ethan to be happy. So, I don’t know, it’s kind of a strange predicament.

CS: I’ve noticed going through your resume that it’s really been, with the exception of one project, it’s all been film. And most of the times when I’m talking to actresses in films, they have a lot of television work because that seems to be the progression. Television “โ€œ then movies. But you seem to be just”ยฆ

MCKNIGHT: Film oriented?

CS: Yeah. Was that a conscious choice to just focus on that exclusively?

MCKNIGHT: I don’t know. I’ve auditioned for television stuff before but I think I’m more into movies. Television is a long, drawn out process you know. Filming episodes “โ€œ even if you are just in one episode “โ€œ I like being able to go through the entire story. It really hasn’t been my choice to stay in film it’s just what I have been cast in is film. I love movies. I would definitely prefer it over television.

CS: And a film like this “โ€œ you get a script with a title like it has “โ€œ Did you at first roll your eyes and say, “I’m not so sure about this?”

MCKNIGHT: Well, it fits it. It’s an extremely quirky comedy. It’s awesome. It’s definitely unique. After I read through the script I knew it was definitely something I wanted to do.

CS: What was it about the writing? You look at it and it’s fairly standard “โ€œ it’s got it’s moments of little twists in there as you were explaining it to me but as you were reading it what really drew you into the idea?

MCKNIGHT: I really just fell in love with my character, Cleo. She’s just me in so many different ways and she’s such a deep character. I don’t know. I love her. Playing her was the perfect role for me to play.

CS: How long was your time on the set? Were you prominent enough that you had to be there for the duration of the entire shoot?

MCKNIGHT: Pretty much. Of course, some days are longer than others but I was there most of the time. It was about a month long shoot.

CS: Really. 4 weeks and that was it?

MCKNIGHT: Yeah. A lot of the locations were pretty convenient we did have to fly out to San Francisco for part of it but other than that, most of it was filmed in Utah. So the locations were convenient and close together. It was easy.

CS: Taking a part like this “โ€œ not the biggest budget in the world but it seems to be doing pretty well in it’s circuit “โ€œ is there any kind of hesitation that maybe the script is good but it’s not as big a profile “โ€œ does that ever come into play of how big of a film financially it is or is it really about whether the part is any good?

MCKNIGHT: You know what. That’s never really seemed to bother me. I’ve worked with Warner Bros. and stuff before and I like the feel you get from an independent film. It’s such a laid-back, casual, intimate experience and you are all there because you want to be there. I don’t know. I read scripts and if it’s a good script and a good movie and something that I want to be a part of, if it’s something that I want to do, I’m going to do it regardless of what the pay is, or it’s not going to get that much attention. Really, if it seems like it’s something for me, I like to do it.

CS: Like I said, going over your resume, it’s not like you’ve been in this business for a long time. Years ago, what spurred you on to the idea that I really want to make a go of this as a professional actress? Where did you cut your teeth to get that bug?

MCKNIGHT: Well, ever since I was little I was an actress. I just pretended to be other people. It was just something I had a passion for even when I was a little kid. And later in my life I started getting into plays in drama classes at school and those were fun, but I didn’t fit in with those kids. I felt like I was the outcast and I was actually kicked out of two drama classes because I just wasn’t like very body else. So it was kind of funny. The director for HottieBoombaLottie actually met me in my high school drama class. He asked the teacher if I’ve done film before and if I would like to work with him on a film and he said, “Oh yeah, she does film but I wouldn’t hire her because she never shows up for class.Because I wasn’t serious about drama class my teacher just assumed I wouldn’t be good for film.

CS: Geez. Something like that, I would think, would deserve a punch to the ear to the person who said it.

MCKNIGHT: It’s kind of funny and ironic that I got kicked out of my drama classes. But I’m doing what I like to do now “โ€œ got into film and really fit in there and think it’s definitely my industry.

CS: So, after doing a project like this, do you find that this is your sole income? When you look at certain projects do you weigh the financial income and say, “Well, this will help.”

MCKNIGHT: It’s definitely an issue “โ€œ if it’s going to end up costing me money rather than earning money “โ€œ which has happened a couple of times “โ€œ but I definitely do weigh that a little bit. A goal that I have for myself is to be able to get to the point in my acting career that I will be able to support myself and family solely by acting. And I will be happy with that. I don’t want to have to take on a second job. I just want to be able to do acting.

CS: I am always curious about the life of an actor of how you can go from one project “โ€œ like this project you said was 4 weeks – so after 4 weeks are the crickets chirping in the background saying which project is next? Do you always have to be planning your months out, your years out?

MCKNIGHT: Sometimes. I’ll usually take on jobs in between that are flexible. I am also a photographer so I’ll do head shots for people. I’ve done pictures for bands “โ€œ that’s flexible for me. So in between that, there is something for me to do. I paint, I do photography, there are things that I can control in my career and in my life and provide me with other sources of income and keep me busy until the next project comes along.

CS: And how do you keep that sense of that this is just a job after all? Are you finding it a difficult thing to think about or do you really just have to devote your entire sense thinking that it’s either this or it’s nothing?

MCKNIGHT: I really do think of it more as just a job. I feel like acting is my life and it’s my goal in life to become a successful actress and I’m going to push for that as hard as I can.

CS: When you read a script and say “Yeah, I really like this part” or “That part makes me laugh” in your history of doing films do you find that you are surprised that something doesn’t work out the way it does on the page but when you actually act it out, are there any surprises?

MCKNIGHT: Definitely. I mean all these script movies that are really iffy to me but then sometimes end up coming together extremely well. I read through the HottieBoombaLottie script and it was really funny to begin with but after seeing the actual part being played out it was just that much better.

CS: Right. Obviously it is filled with comedy and one of the things I always seem to ask ask about is when actors do comedies, and when you have to take multiple takes, does it start to loose it’s spontaneity or are you able to recreate it no matter how many times you have to do it?

MCKNIGHT: I think the different takes are extremely helpful. In some of the more serious parts that I have, I find after the first take I’m OK about it but I keep going deeper and deeper into the character the more times you go through it. As far as the comedy goes, they try it tons of different ways and that always helps to find out which one will be successful and plenty of caffeine in your system helps.

(Laughs)

We were all just pretty happy and all over the place.

(Laughs)

C: Based on that “โ€œ this is a comedy, UNACCOMPANIED MINORS, that was a comedy, do you ever think that maybe you should mix some drama in there or is that ever a consideration? At the end of the day, if the script is good, the script is good and if it just happens to be all comedies, c’est la vie?

MCKNIGHT: Yeah. I’ve done a couple of serious roles. Not really ones that are known very well but I feel like I will be able to get a good mixture in there. Especially with Cleo. She has some extremely deep, serious parts in the movie. She’s a very full character. She definitely is a likable character because of that, I think, because she has so many emotions and shows so many emotions in the movie.

CS: And do you find, the way it’s being described, I saw a tag line where they are comparing it to JUNO and NAPOLEON DYNAMITE…

MCKNIGHT: Oh yeah, I’ve heard a lot of people say that. Even people who haven’t heard anybody else say that are saying that. I definitely feel like the comedy is closely similar to those movies. It has the same feel to it. Which is a good thing.

CS: Exactly. They’re good movies to be compared to at the end of the day. Does the quirkiness really come out on the page? I know that if you were going to read the script for NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, it doesn’t seem that odd but the director’s really made it a point to make it feel like it was it’s own world. After seeing the final product, did they capture what you thought you had read on the page?

MCKNIGHT: Yes, that and more. Some of the parts in the movie I didn’t really thoroughly understand until I actually saw them being played out and I think it definitely came together better than I expected it would.

CS: So now, going forward, are you finding people responding to it “โ€œ does a movie like this garner better scripts in your mailbox, does performances like this help the quality of work that comes in? When you are first starting out you kind of take what you can get but is there a selection process where you can now say, “I can be a little more selective in what I pick?”

MCKNIGHT: Yeah. I think there really is. I mean I definitely only want to be a part of things I want to be a part of. I’m not picky. But it’s exciting for me because now I can be. I won’t just end up doing those independent films where they say, well, we’ll give you good food and that’s about it.

(Laughs)

CS: If I had one more question it would be, watching this film, what do you hope people take away from having seen the film?

L: You know what, the film in general just leaves you with a happy feeling. Coming out of movies that are similar to this – you are lifted up by the movie and it really is just a feel good movie.

Cabin Fever #39: Allskate

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent ๐Ÿ˜‰

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #39: Allskate – pHitzy has returned to Jay Edwards’s loft in an attempt to rescue his friend Aaron Poole from the clutches of the vile gangster Dana the Snyde. Joining in on the proceedings are friends of the show Jeff Defalque, Ashley Zelzter, and – of course – Mr. Jay Wade Edwards…

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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September 11, 2008

Interview: Randy Newman

Filed under: Interviews — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:37 am

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-by Tim Williams

If you only know songwriter Randy Newman as the man who does gleeful tunes for Pixar flicks, or from parodies of him on the Family Guy and Mad TV, you’d do yourself well to pick up the new CD, Harps and Angels. The current collection of Newman’s personal work (his first in nine years) proves he’s lost none of the acerbic wit that made him a wicked response to the sunny bellbottomed singer songwriters of the ’70s. With albums like 12 Songs, Sail Away, and Rednecks, Newman crafted perfect three-minute character studies that delved into the twisted lives of bigots, barflies, and blowhards, while later works like Little Criminals and Trouble in Paradise produced one huge hit, “Short People,” and a maddeningly catchy piece of anthem rock, “I Love L.A” (an early MTV favorite).

Today Newman earns the big bucks for memorable soundtracks like The Natural, Toy Story, and Leatherheads, but it’s the release of Angels that has longtime fans buzzing and Newman talking,

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KP: The new album is great. I’ve often wondered if you put things aside when you’re working on movie soundtracks, that you want to keep for a personal project like Harps and Angels, or if you actually sit down and write a set of songs for an album…

NEWMAN: B – I go in there and say “I’m going to give ten weeks to writing songs for a record,” or whatever it ends up taking.

KP: Do you ever have song fragments that hang around?

NEWMAN: Yeah, sometimes. I’ve got a few things now that maybe I’ll finish, but usually when I don’t continue with a song I had some kind of reason, like because it wasn’t going anywhere.

KP: You think you’ll put out a new album quicker this time?

NEWMAN: I swear I will – I have to. There are people who like me a lot, and I know they have other things going on in their lives, but I haven’t done enough. I mean, it’s not like I’m working on Brahms’ First Symphony here – I don’t need 40 years to write 45 seconds.

KP: Do you have fun doing the soundtracks?

NEWMAN: Writing is work, unless it’s really going well. But it’s getting to be more of a chore, because all of the tools that are now allowed directors and editors, they have a temp track in their movie that they become wedded to. Directors are so used to being in charge, and telling everyone what to do, that they become the same way about the music. They want the music they want, and I want to give them that, but they don’t know as much about it as my uncle Al did, or Alex North, or John Williams. If anyone makes a movie and has John Williams doing it, they’d be better off leaving it alone and not saying anything, and I think the same is true with me. But you don’t want to do anything that’s completely what the director doesn’t want.

KP: Do ever get frustrated or have you ever walked out on a project?

NEWMAN: Toward the end of Seabiscuit, I couldn’t take it anymore. I redid things, but just couldn’t stand seeing my music hurting the picture, and I could see it happening. All you want to do is help it, no matter what it takes. You don’t want it to stick out – everything is subordinate to the picture. The director was slowing stuff down to the point where I couldn’t stand it…and it was costing a lot of money! It’s the only movie I could say was a bad score and I’m not proud of it. It’s got some music in it that I like, but he got someone else in there to re-record and it was mainly slowing stuff down. It was a pretty bad experience.

KP: Well, let’s go to the other end of things – what’s the best experience you’ve had on a film?

NEWMAN: Well, Barry Levinson is a good guy, and Jay Roach is really a good guy, and he’s shockingly modest and unassuming for a director, but I’m not sure if what I did made much difference on the two films of his that I did – Meet the Parents and Meet the Fokers. John Lasseter and the Pixar stuff has been a good experience and they have, to a great extent, left me alone, and when they’ve had problems with things I can see what they mean and I’m willing to change it – but I’d change it even if I didn’t understand what they were talking about.

KP: How was working with George Clooney on Leatherheads?

NEWMAN: He’s a good guy, but he’d never done a movie with a score before, and subjectively I disagreed with what he wanted to do and about not being true to the fact that it was in 1925 or ’27, because he wanted to use things from the ’40s. He’s really a nice guy, and I like a lot of the stuff I did – I love those rags from that period, but he told me half way through he didn’t like jazz… How else are you going to do 1925? (laughs)

KP: What pop songwriters do you think are top of the line?

NEWMAN: Hmmm… pop songwriters….well, Neil Young, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Dylan’s early stuff is about as good as lyrics ever got.

KP: Were Dylan and The Beatles big influences on you?

NEWMAN: Not really, not consciously, I couldn’t tell you what came next on Freewheeling Bob Dylan – I didn’t buy it or have it at home. I did have Sgt. Pepper, because that was the time when all of us in LA where waiting to hear what the Beatles would do next, and The Beatles were waiting to see what Brian [Wilson] would do next. Lennon told me that The Beatles had my demos and that McCartney carried around my first record. That really pleased me.

KP: Did you see Brian Wilson much during those days in Los Angeles?

NEWMAN: Very seldom. I’d see Van Dyke Parks, Ry Cooder, Don Henley – but I had a family and wasn’t really part of the scene, or the Troubadour thing.

KP: Where you close with Harry Nilsson?

NEWMAN: We were close, but then all of a sudden I didn’t see him much anymore, mostly my fault. When I started going through his stuff to pick something to do for his memorial album, I was amazed – I always knew he was good, but he was much better than I thought, and way better than he thought. I have a lot of self confidence – he had none. He was really hard on himself. He would always tell me how good I was, and he almost ruined his career doing an album of just my songs.

KP: What’s the worst cover of a Randy Newman song?

NEWMAN: Uh, let’s see… Leonard Nimoy did one of my songs, and all I’ll say is that it seemed well intentioned. Bobby Darin could sing, but he did “Sail Away” and, well… I don’t think he understood it. He did it like it was a happy song about coming to America.

KP: He didn’t get the slave trading elements…

NEWMAN: Uh, no…I don’t think so.

KP: Would you write a song for Justin Timberlake or some other pop artist of today?

NEWMAN: Yeah, I’d do that, but my stuff is so strange that people don’t want to cover it. People like straight love songs. “Feels Like Home”, from the new album, has been covered more than anything. That’s nice, but it doesn’t interest me as much as the character stuff I do.

KP: Is there anyone you’d like to work with?

NEWMAN: There are a lot of people that I admire, but I can’t think of anyone off hand I want to work with. Let’s see…you’ve got to remember you have to be in the same room with that person and they’d have to be in the same room with me…

KP: Which might be the harder part…

NEWMAN: You’re right! (laughs)

KP: Do you think you’re a happy person?

NEWMAN: No. I wish I were. I can’t figure out how to do it. I’m a workaholic that doesn’t make himself work enough.

KP: But you’ve done a lot of movie scores.

NEWMAN: Not like James Newton Howard or Hans Zimmer. My uncle Alfred did 200 films…I don’t know how many I’ve done. I have more free time than a person with a normal job, but I can never just sit back and enjoy something like the Olympics, I don’t get piece of mind like that. I’d like piece of mind, you know, where I’ve got everything done and the kids are all fine and I’m getting along with everybody…yeah, I’d like that sometime.

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Comics & Comics: Charlie Todd Interview

Filed under: Comics and Comics,Interviews — admin @ 12:37 am

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Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen and I dig Improv Everywhere.

And I am far from the only one. In the past seven years, Improv Everywhere has quickly established itself as the preeminent group for pranking on a mass scale – and brilliant pranking, at that. When you hear the word “prank”, your mind may go straight to the much bemoaned Kutcher vehicle Punked. Your mind is lying to you. As Improv Everywhere – and in a larger part its founder and number one “agent” (The Improv Everywhere term for a team member), Charlie Todd – has proven, pranks can be so much more then juvenile stunts or embarrassing folks in public. They can be a sophisticated artform that not only is hilarious, but sometimes is damn right sublime.

Charlie not only runs Improv Everywhere (which has now spawned chapters in countries as varied as some European nations and even the strange mystical land known as Canada!) but also teaches Improv at the Upright Citizens Brigade Training Center in New York City and performs in weekly improv shows at the UCB NY.

Before we get into the good stuff, here is a selection of some of my favorite Improv Everywhere pranks. If you haven’t caught these before, sit back and enjoy. If you are already familiar with the stellar work of Improv Everywhere, you know what’s up. (Added note: some videos feature an interviewer/straight man. That is Mr. Charlie Todd)

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MEET A BLACK PERSON

My all-time fave is the U2 prank, “Better then the Real Thing”, which is mentioned in the interview. Definitely give it a click.

In Charlie’s own words, here is how Improv Everywhere got its start.

“In August of 2001, I went out to a West Village bar with my college buddies Brandon Arnold and Jon Karpinos. On a whim we decided to pull a prank where I would pose as musician Ben Folds. Three hours later, ‘Ben Folds’ was drinking on the house surrounded by women and his ‘two big fans’ were thrown out of the bar for ‘stealing Ben Folds’ wallet’. I had always been a prankster, but this experience enlightened me as to how far a prank could be taken. As an actor new to the city, I discovered I could create my own theatre rather than waiting around for someone to give me stage time. I got tired of telling the story to friends, so I typed it up and put it on the web. Improv Everywhere was born.”

I recently caught up with Charlie while he was doing some top secret work over in Russia (I told you this thing is global). After a few minutes of pleasantries and catch ups, we got down to the nitty. And here is said nitty. Enjoy.

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MATT COHEN: What were your comedy influences growing up?

CHARLIE TODD: Saturday Night Live was a big deal for me growing up. Starting at the age of about 10, I used to tape it every Saturday night (it was on past my bedtime) and watch it as soon as I woke up on Sunday morning. I discovered the show during the awesome late 80’s cast and fell in love. I was a big Seinfeld and Simpsons fan in high school, like pretty much every dude in America was.

MC: When was the first time you realized you were “funny”?

TODD:I was never a class clown but more of a straight-A student who did so well he could fly under the radar and get away with mischief every now and then. So I wasn’t the guy cracking jokes in class in 2nd grade, but I was subtly subverting authority behind the teacher’s back every chance I could. I guess that’s when I realized I was funny.

MC: Do you remember the first time you heard of/saw improv?

TODD: I went to see the University of South Carolina’s short form troupe, the We’re Not Your Mother Players. They used to play on Friday nights in my hometown. My older cousin took me and I was floored.

MC: How did you get started performing?

TODD: I had a “speech” class in middle school that was really just a drama class with a funny name. Maybe because it sounded more substantial to parents? The teacher exposed us to improv games and exercises, and I just loved it. I had performed in school plays in elementary school, but everyone had to. It was in this class that I realized how much I enjoyed it.

MC: When did you first get involved with the Upright Citizens Brigade, and what was your initial experience?

TODD: I had heard great things about the UCB from friends who had visited NYC before, so I checked out a show as soon as I moved here in 2001. I saw a Harold Night show with Respecto Montalbon and couldn’t believe how funny it was. As I walked home to the train that night I literally made a decision right then and there that comedy, specifically UCB-style comedy, was what I wanted to focus my entire life around.

MC: What, if any, are your views on longform vs. shortform?

TODD: I did short form in high school and college and had tons of fun. But once you get exposed to long form, you don’t want to go back. The freedom that long form gives you is just too much fun. Also, I’m not great at puns, rhymes, and one-liners, which many short form games are based on.

MC: You have taught improv to countless students at the Upright Citizens Brigade training center in New York City. In your experience, can “funny” be learned, and does one need to be funny to succeed at improv?

TODD: I think at UCB we give people the tools to do their best possible work. Certain people have a natural ability, where every thing out of their mouth is funny. I don’t. UCB taught me how to get laughs by being myself, playing real, and reacting to my scene partner. So yeah, I think we do teach people how to do successful and funny improv scenes. Often it’s the people who think they are funny that have the hardest time in class.

MC: Do you think there is such a thing as “going too far” in comedy? Any boundaries you won’t cross?

TODD: I don’t really think anything is off limits as long as it’s done in a smart way. I’m personally not offended by anything. Should someone make a joke about Bernie Mac the day after he died? Probably not, but if it was done in a smart, intelligent way and not just for shock value, then I see no problem with it.

MC: When did you realize that you wanted to perform/be involved with comedy for a career? What made you take the risk? And if you had not done so, what would you be doing today?

TODD: I moved to NYC to be an actor after college, so that was the first risk I took, and I guess it’s a pretty big one coming from the south. It was after seeing that first show at the UCB Theatre that I realized I specifically wanted to try to make a career for myself in comedy. I worked my ass off at shitty temp jobs and took classes at UCB as much as I possibly could. I made a decision to quit temping and really work on comedy full time in 2005, and that was probably the best decision I made. If I hadn’t done that, I guess I’d still be an unhappy temp.

MC: What is your proudest accomplishment with Improv Everywhere?

TODD: That’s tough to say. There are certain pranks I’m very proud of pulling off successfully. I’d say our U2 prank was a real high point, as was the Look Up More prank in the department store windows. Both of those were incredibly satisfying to pull off. I guess I’m most proud of the fact that it’s still around. That after 7 years we’re still doing what we love to do and providing an outlet for people to have fun.

U2 – EVEN BETTER THAN THE REAL THING

MC: Improv Everywhere, with its growth in both size and notoriety, has run into some issues with legal matters and arrests regarding some of the pieces (most famously the No-Pants Subway Ride). Has this changed the way you approach performances, or put any creative restrictions on you at all?

TODD: We’ve been pretty lucky with the police. We did have a couple of run-ins, but it’s been two and half years since we’ve had any trouble. I always take the law into consideration when planning a mission, but I usually don’t worry too much about store policies or park regulations. Those rules are meant to be broken (so long as it’s in good fun and in a way that’s not disruptive or law-breaking).

MC: With an already tremendous presence and success on the internet, are there any plans to take Improv Everywhere to a different medium, possibly making it more accessible to “mainstream” viewers?

TODD: Yes. I’m writing a book right now with fellow agent Alex Scordelis. It’s being published by Harper Entertainment and should be released next spring. We’re super excited about it. The book is a behind-the-scenes account of our most popular pranks along with tips for how the reader can try their own.

MC: What is your ultimate goal, comedy wise?

TODD: My goal with comedy is to keep creating new things that make people laugh, and find a way to support myself while doing it. I’ve been pretty lucky so far, but there are so many unknowns in the entertainment industry – you always have to keep plugging away.

MC: Do you have any advice to someone trying to break into the comedy scene, whether it be as a performer or a writer?

TODD: Yup. Either move to New York or LA, and take a class at UCB. It’s the best decision I ever made.

MC: Anything you are currently working on we should know about?

TODD: Our big annual Mp3 Experiment project is happening in a few weeks. Details are on our site – this year we’ve found a sponsor that will let us tour it to 3 new cities – Chicago, San Francisco, and Toronto. It’s always a blast, and I’m really looking forward to taking it to new cities.

MC: And just so I don’t insult half my reading demographic, who is your favorite superhero… and why?

TODD: My favorite superhero is Banana Man, from the old Nickelodeon cartoons. I remember thinking he was not only badass, but also hilarious. Otherwise I’m not much of a superhero fan – I tend to nerd out with Picard and Sisko.

“Various Shirtless dudes agree, Improv Everywhere rocks.”

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If you haven’t already, check out Improv Everywhere to see what all the fuss is about. I think you will like what you find. And remember, the site is updated often so keep stopping back in for the newest Charlie Todd brand mayhem.

Sadly, tis all for this week but you know the deal… I’ll be back (in my best Arnie voice at that). Until that happy day friends, as always…

“Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

Matt Cohen is currently having a no-pants dinner… 2k8?

September 10, 2008

Party Favors: Brothers Jonas and The Puffy Shirt

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BOISE – My old buddy Dan calls me up to tell me that he’s taking his daughter to see the Jonas Brothers at our local commercially sponsored concert shed. How sweet. Then he tells me that he’s buying two tickets off Stubhub for over $100 each. Huh? When did kiddie rockbands cost a fortune? I saw Cheap Trick a few years back for $5. For that price I could have taken Damone and the entire cast of Fast Times with me to rock out to “Dream Police” instead of seeing the Mouse approved trio.

He paid over $200 cause he wanted his kid to be up close for the show. I thought little kids had better eye sight?

What exactly have these Jonas Brother done to demand more cash than a two day pass for Disney World? I can’t hum any of their songs. I can’t remember ever saying, “I hate this Jonas Brothers song.” I remember hating on the Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block and the Wiggles. If “Name This Jonas Brothers Hit” was on Jeopardy, I’d put down my buzzer and weep. This is probably a good thing that today’s kiddie pop culture is so narrowcasted to the little ones. There’s barely any real blowback when the bubblegum goes pop.

But $200? I can’t think of any concert as an elementary schooler that would have cost my dad that much – even if you factor in inflation. If Led Zeppelin had toured America in 1980, a good seat was only $15. Dad swears he was going to surprise me with good seats for that show. He also had lined up tickets for an Elvis concert on August 25, 1977. If my dad wants to take me to see you in concert, you’re as good as dead. Be prepared for the grim reaper, Barry Manilow! But I know that if any concert had cost $100 a ticket, dad would immediately respond with an “are you out of your mind? Not no, but Hell no!”

Dan couldn’t say no to his daughter’s plea to see the latest pack of teen idols. The sad thought is that as soon as Dan’s daughter becomes nearly a teenager, she’s going to hate him. Everything he does now to seem like a cool dad will be completely forgotten. The only time this concert will be mentioned is during the “things I’ve done for you ungrateful kids” blast.

News has just arrived that Jessica Simpson wants $70 to see her cornfed countrified act. I’m willing to go $100 if the encore includes an audience participation Cleveland Steamer.

GET ON THE BUS

Seinfeld College Tour bus dropped by my neighborhood a few weeks back. Imagine the joy of seeing various props from the series in a Best Buy parking lot. It was a dream come true to touch the plexiglass that protected Jerry’s Puffy Shirt. Plus I got a free Rhino flavored Snickers bar.

While the Soup Nazi will appear at various stops, there was no Soup Nazi for us. The biggest star of the day was the frozen yogurt machine.

For those who are curious about the 60 foot bus, I made a little video showing off every inch of it.

CAGE FOR CHRISTMAS

Is Nicolas Cage’s Bangkok Dangerous really a movie? It looks like a fake trailer made for Grindhouse 2: Burning Money Pit. He must have Michael Caine’s old agent from the Jaws: The Revenge era. Does Cage ever turn down a high dollar contract?

I’m willing to offer Nicholas Cage $20 if he’ll appear in my family’s Christmas video. He’ll be playing me which might be the most challenging role of the last decade for the guy. Can Cage handle going one on one with my old man when it comes time to figure out where’s the remote control? There will be panic and action as the Ghost Rider gets out of my mom’s way while she’s making the turkey. The Oscar winner better be on his game for faking surprise when opening up a box to reveal the third sweater in a row.

Corey Christmas could easily be the project that lets the critics once more believe that Nicolas Cage is the most important actor of his generation. Far as distribution goes, it will go mega-wide via Youtube.

So if you’re out there, Nicolas Cage, I’ve got that crisp $20 waiting for you. Offer expires when mom takes the tree down. That was Feb. 24 last year.

THE DVD SHELF

Duckman: Seasons One & Two is my pick of the month. Duckman (Seinfeld‘s Jason Alexander) is a Private Dick/Family Man who can’t quite uncover a paying case in a twisted animated universe. His wife died and her aerobics addicted twin sister has taken over raising his dopey son (Dweezil Zappa) and his other sons that share a body. There’s something innately funny about a perverted and lazy duck who can’t find a clue without it stabbing him in the back. The first 22 episodes are on 3 DVDs along with an extensive documentary with plenty of the cast and crew remembering their time on USA network. Another feature has creator Everett Peck demonstrate how to draw this fowl so foul. Why hasn’t this adult animated cartoon ended up on Adult Swim or Comedy Central? Duckman goes perfectly with Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Although the Duck has more active animation than Master Shake. Also listen for the various Frank Zappa snippets snuck into the soundtrack.

Charlie Chan Collection Volume 5 wraps up the final 7 mystery titles produced by Fox. Sidney Toler plays the famous Honolulu police detective who always gets his man despite what his Number 2 son does. Charlie Chan Goes to Panama is a reworked Mr. Moto script that puts Chan into an undercover position. He’s got to crack a spy ring before they sabotage the Panama Canal. Charlie Chan at the Wax Museum has him being lured into a building filled with recreations of famous killers. Except one of them isn’t made of wax. “Dead Men Tell” features a pirate ghost protecting his booty. It’s a relief that Fox was able to finish releasing all the Charlie Chan titles that still exist (a few were lost in a vault fire). Some may want to guilt you from watching this boxset with Sidney Toler playing an Asian-American. But they’re also making you ignore the action-comedy delivered by Sen Yung as his Number 2 son. Don’t dismiss Yung’s cinematic legacy.

Fox Horror Classics, Volume 2 brings together a trio films that aren’t classic horror like the Universal monsters, but they deliver the creeps. Chandu the Magician gives a major budget to serial action. Chandu (Edmund Lowe) is a white guy who has mastered the tricks of the Indian yogis. He has to rescue a relative that’s been kidnapped by Bela Lugosi. The relative has created a death ray, but won’t tell Bela how to work it. Bela has to torture his family to crack him. Chandu comes to the rescue before the major cities of the world are zapped. The exploration of an Egyptian tomb is exhilarating with amazing sets and miniature effects. Dr. Renault’s Secret was Fox’s first attempt to make a Universal Horror. A professor wants to prove that apes became man by doing it in the lab. However his experiment goes terribly wrong. The bonus documentary lays out how this film is respected by classic horror fans. Dragonwyck is a gothic horror tale about a poor cousin (Gene Tierney) getting invited to be a nanny in the estate of a rich relative (Vincent Price). She’s blown away by the opulence of Dragonwyck manor. Things get uncomfortable and scary as Price goes nuts with his tenant farmers. This is a spooky trio for fans of black and white frights getting pumped for Halloween.

Fox Film Noir series returns with another three titles. Roadhouse is not the Patrick Swayze flick. This early version of the title has Ida Lupino, Cornel Wilde and Richard Widmark get down and dirty at a classy country nightclub. There’s a bowling alley next to the bar. Wilde and Widmark run the joint. Things get nasty when Lupino arrives to sing in the bar. She’s pure feisty while working the room. Things go bad when Widmark melts down. Moontide has Lupino return without being so hard-boiled. She’s a suicidal hooker who gets saved by Jean Garbin. They open up a bait shop, but there’s dark secrets around Garbin and his drinking buddy. There’s also a drunken night and a dead body without a proper killer. There’s plenty of torrid action for fans of Noir. The long delayed Boomerang finally escapes onto the shelf. Dana Andrews is the State Attorney assigned to find the killer of a priest. He doesn’t trust the top cop’s suspect. But everyone wants to shut down the case. Jane Wyatt (Father Knows Best) and Karl Malden (Streets of San Francisco) have supporting roles. These Film Noir titles get the Raymond J. Regis Memorial seal of approval.

The Love Guru (Blu-ray) was this summer’s box office disaster. Mike Myers plays a mystic who has learned life’s great secrets from Indian gurus (kinda like Chandu). He’s hired to bring stability to a Toronto Maple Leaf star (Weeds‘s Romany Malco). It’s the Peter Sellers film that Myers has been swearing he wants to make. Justin Timberlake goes over the top as a French-Canadian player who has stolen Romany’s wife. This is a film that plays better on Blu-ray since you can turn it into a drinking game. Why not throw down a shot of Yukon Jack every time Verne Troyer gets abused? The Love Guru is so bad that it must be endured in inebriated company. The bonus feature of “Hockey Training for Actors” cracked me up since these guys really can’t take Gordie Howe action. The Blu-ray is necessary to get all 1080p working on Jessica Alba. There’s no need to worship her in standard digital. They also throw in a digital copy so you can watch it on your video iPod.

The Life Before Her Eyes (Magnolia Films) seems to have everything going for it. Uma Thurman (Kill Bill) and Evan Rachel Wood (Running With Scissors) play the older and younger versions of Diana. Evan’s a hell school hellion who transforms into a sensible mom (Uma) through a traumatic experience. It’s a Columbine situation which ends with her and her best friend (Eva Amurri) trapped in the bathroom with the AK-47 wielding classmate. For 90% of this film, I’m glued to the screen as this high tension story is revealed by switching between the two times. Instead of an intense finale we’re given one really messed up “huh?” moment. I don’t want to ruin the ending, but the ending ruins the film. While director Vadim Perelman (House of Sand and Fog) remains true to the novel, he’s cheating the viewing audience. Even the DVD’s alternate ending doesn’t alternate enough to make it work. Even with the seductive joys of Uma and Evan on screen, it’s Eva Amurri (Saved) that makes this The Life worth watching. She brings charm to the best friend role. When the gunman wants the girls to choose who he’ll shoot, you don’t see Eva’s character as a cypher. You don’t want either to her to be sacrificed.

Quid Pro Quo (Magnolia Films) is movie that seems to tap into the J.G. Ballard vibe. A wheel-chair bound radio reporter (Carnivale‘s Nick Stahl) uncovers a subculture of walking people who want to be paraplegics. He wants to know what makes these people want to be paralyzed. His entry into their mindset is Vera Farmiga (The Departed). She wants to be on wheels so bad. Her ’70s hairdos are more disturbing than her legless desires. The major twist is that his time with her makes him want to rise and walk. The surprise ending on this film completely works. Quid Pro Quo is a film that appeals to fans of the freakish that don’t want to squirm too hard.

Star Trek: Alternate Realities Collective brings together 20 episode from the various Star Trek series that deal with mirror universes. My favorite of the batch is the classic “Mirror, Mirror” where Kirk meets the evil Mr. Spock. He’s the Spock with the goatee action. They really should have done more episodes with the vicious Enterprise crew. They were much more fun. This boxset is good for the casual fan to the shows that can’t afford to get the nearly two dozen season sets. There’s a coupon for ordering a special Geordi figure.

BEFORE THE NEW SEASON

For those who were out of town for all of last year’s season, there’s plenty of boxsets that will help you catch up.

CSI Miami: The Sixth Season shocks me that David Caruso has stuck around this long in the role of Horatio Caine. I got so used to seeing him as Glen Wesley of the Carolina Hurricanes. But now that’s retired from the NHL, he’s got plenty of time to solve crime in southern Florida and come up with various ways to dramatically take off his sunglasses. This season has him discover an unknown son and a brand new enemy. Augie watches the show was impressed by the 21 episodes. He’s eager for the premiere of season seven, but he won’t say why cause he’d hate to spoil it for people who need to see this boxset with unimpeded eyeballs. Calleigh Ducaine gets kidnapped in “Ambush” and “All In.”

Criminal Minds: Season 3 features a changing of the guard as Mandy Patinkin (The Princess Bride) gets replaced by Joe Mantegna (The Godfather Part III). Joe doesn’t give the show the Valerie Harper – Sandy Duncan uneasy transition. It does seem natural for an FBI unit would have turnover. Thomas Gibson and Joe have a great rhythm between them. My favorite episode of the season was “In Heat.” You can’t go wrong with a serial kill with conflicted sexual identity.

Ghost Whisperer: The Third Season scares me with Jennifer Love Hewitt’s outfits. She can communicate with the dead which makes me jealous since my cellphone can’t even text message. Perhaps she can talk to the deceased hopes of Yankee fans who had secured World Series tickets for this season? The 18 episodes remind us that the dead can be a bigger pain than the living. Jennifer’s character learns the horrible truth about her real father in “Pater Familias.”

Medium: The Fourth Season follows a psychic (Patricia Arquette) that cracks cases for the Phoenix, Arizona district attorney’s office. How did Hamilton Burger not hook up with a psychic when he was battling Perry Mason? The fourth season kicks off with her secret talent being exposed to the public. This means everybody wants to tap into her sixth sense. This causes a bit of havoc for the DA’s office since the public doesn’t like knowing its main investigative unit is a dreaming woman. “Do You Hear What I Hear” has a great twist when she’s on the case of a missing deaf girl and loses her hearing while making the connection.

Grey’s Anatomy: The Complete Fourth Season – Expanded has Meredith Grey, Cristina Yang, Izzie Stevens and Alex Karev finally become residents at the hospital. That means they’ll now get to pick on the interns. The two-parter “Crash Into Me” guest stars Seth Green (Robot Chicken). He’s got an extremely gross moment as his insides end up on the outside. It’s not a good episode to watch while eating dinner. The tawdry bed hopping does remain even as the gang move up the doctor ladder. The episodes are longer than their network run. That means you’ll see more of Seth.

Ugly Betty: The Complete Second Season reminds us that a goofy character working amongst plastic people will always be more entertaining. Betty (America Ferrera ) remains cute with the massive braces and frightening sweaters even through her office has changed a bit. While watching the show, I can’t help but keep saying Rebecca Romijn Stamos even though she’s now married to Jerry O’Connell. Why did she marry the star of Tomcats and Kangaroo Jack?

Dirty Sexy Money: The Complete First Season fictionalizes those disturbingly rich families that are in the business to annoy. Peter Krause Six Feet Under is the attorney who has to keep the Darling family out of jail and the bad gossip columns. Donald Sutherland and Jill Clayburgh class up the shoes. The lavish and jaded life gets pushed to the extremes that can be explored on broadcast TV. The writer’s strike reduced these season to only 10 episodes.

Private Practice: The Complete First Season – Extended Edition has only 9 episodes that made it on the air before the writer’s strike. Dr. Addison Montgomery (Kate Walsh) splits Grey’s Anatomy for the Oceanside Wellness Group in Los Angeles. “In Which We Meet Addison, a Nice Girl From Somewhere Else” has Moon Unit Zappa as a woman who counts tiles after something snaps inside her. There’s also a mess dealing with a dead guy’s wife and mistress battling over his last loads of baby batter. These ladies should visit Ernest Borgnine. Kate Walsh is captivating enough to carry the show, but the ladies enjoy seeing Taye Diggs wash up.

SMOKIN’ NAKED

Congratulations goes out to Cathouse stars and the first couple of Carson City’s Bunny Ranch Dennis Hof and Brooke Taylor. They landed the covers of Smoke and Hustler. They are the first couple to achieve this tandem action since Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman. Who knew Ethel was such a tobacco aficionado? Everybody knows that Ernest introduced the Brazilian wax to America in his issue. With any luck, there will be a Party Favors special video from the Bunny Ranch in late October. Does this disqualify me from entering the “Win a date with covergirl Brooke Taylor” contest in the magazine?

SPANKING WITH THE STARS

The most disturbing fact to come out of the Christie Brinkley – David Cook divorce is that the couple had to watch porn videos to get into the mood for sex. What? This is beyond messed up. How many guys close their eyes and imagine they’re boffing Christie instead of the wife? How many guys ruined their old man’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues that featured Christie? For all those who dreamed of boning Christie Brinkley, the man who was living the dream couldn’t get wood without watching Gianna Michaels taking a dome shot. How messed up of a world has America become? The terrorists have won.

If David Duchovny has to go to sex rehab clinic for internet porn, what hope is there for the rest of us? This guy got a facefull of Madeline Zima’s bosom in Californication and he’s surfing the web like the regular schlubs. At least he wasn’t busted for stalking Garry Shandling. Now I’m wondering if we went to the same sites. Did David and I pull a cyber threesome with Sunny Lane? Did both of us downloading from the same rapidshare link at the same time? Did we cross bytes? I want to believe.

CABLE COOKIN’

If the Food Network is really serious about creating Late Night programming to go along with Ace of Cakes, they need to introduce the alternative Martha Stewart to the channel. Why haven’t they had Amy Sedaris create a show out of her I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence? Put her in a retro kitchen, pick out the strangest looking of recipes and back away as she does her magic. She could have Mario Batali drop by to help roll her cheeseballs.

Now that Scrubs is on TVLand, the series is officially on more cable channels than it had viewers for its final NBC season. I enjoy the show, but currently it’s fighting Billy Mays for TV over exposure. Why didn’t John C. McGinley run for president so Scrubs could dominate on CNN, FoxNews and MSNBC?

How do college football coaches get so fat? Don’t they feel embarrassed standing on the sidelines with a stomach that’s longer than the 10 yard chain? How do they bark at players sweating and working out for hours and look like the Superdome with feet? How about a few of these coaches dropping to the turf and doing a couple squat thrusts? Should a guy getting paid $5 million by the athletic department look athletic and not like a heart attack waiting to happen?

Win THE LOVE GURU on DVD!

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