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November 29, 2006

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/29/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:51 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • If you didn’t catch it when it aired, South Park does Buck Rogers(Thingamabob)
  • Stephen Fry discusses Peter Cushing, Vincent Price, and Christopher Lee on QI(Thingamabob)
  • Okay, I can’t resist sharing a side-by-side of the whole South Park/Buck Rogers thing… (Thingamabob)
  • Bill Bailey on the song stylings of U2… (Thingamabob)
  • A pair of Nazis come to a unique realization, courtesy of That Mitchell & Webb Look(Thingamabob)

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November 28, 2006

QSE News: 11/28/2006

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:20 am
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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgIn a shocking turn of events, the honeymoon is already over for Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock as the two filed divorce petitions Monday. Sources close to the couple say that the divorce is a result of Pamela learning that Rock, who’s real name is Robert Ritchie, was not, in fact, Lionel’s son and that her and Nicole would never be sisters.
  • Paramount has announced plans to make not one, not two, but three Smurf movies. A top executive at Paramount said that fans will finally find out who smurf’d Smurfette in the smurf with the smurf while smurfing a pound of smurf.
  • Officials in the southern Chinese province of Shunde broke ground today on a theme park based on the life and career of famous martial artist, Bruce Lee. According to one of these officials, Chinese Children in Lee’s “ancestral home town” will now have an opportunity to “pay lots of cold, hard yen” for a chance to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris and ride Kareem Abdul-Jabber.
  • It looks like the Eagles of Death Metal got aced”¦ or should I say Axl’d, from their recent tour with Guns N Roses. Apparently Axl thinks only one of the bands can suck during a tour.
  • And finally tonight, we just hate to report this”¦ but one of America’s, nay, the World’s most talented actors, Jean Claude Van Damme, will not be appearing in the next Rush Hour movie. I, like his other 23 fans, am sorely disappointed.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/28/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:29 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • I got a kick out of yesterday’s trip down music video lane, so let’s kick off today’s column with “The Curly Shuffle”… (Thingamabob)
  • Paul McCartney plays the wartime “Pipes of Peace” in the trenches… (Thingamabob)
  • Tracy Ullman takes on Kirsty McColl’s “They Don’t Know”… (Thingamabob)
  • And finally, Kirsty McColl duets with Shane MacGowan on the holiday classic “Fairytale of New York”… (Thingamabob)

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November 27, 2006

Toy Box: The Nightmares of Lovecraft

Filed under: Columns,Toy Box — admin @ 11:33 pm
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I’m cheating a bit this week. I already reviewed the first two of the new Lovecraft figures from SOTA at my site, and if you read that review, I suggest skipping the next 5 paragraphs. Trust me, it’s the same background info. See, I’m a lazy bastard.

H.P. Lovecraft was a great horror, fantasy and science fiction writer of the early 20th century. Like many writers, he led a fairly tortuous and difficult life, and like many, wasn’t as well recognized as the great author he was until after his death.

Many of his works were actually drawn from his own nightmares, and so it’s appropriate that SOTA has titled the line of action figures based on his works as The Nightmares of Lovecraft.

He is best known for his creation of the concept of the Necronomicon. This fictional book of dark magic has since been used and mentioned repeatedly in other works from the Simpsons to the Evil Dead.

It was late in his career that he created the Necronomicon (also called the Book of the Dead) and the beings that it’s writers worshiped, Cthulu and Yog-Sothoth. These were Gods of a sort, cosmic and universal in nature.

SOTA has produced three figures from some of the best known stories of Lovecraft – Cthulu (The Call of Cthulu), The Ghoul (Pickman’s Model), and Dagon (Dagon). There’s also a variant on Cthulu, done up in black instead of the standard green, which is a Diamond exclusive. I’m reviewing just the Dagon and black Cthulu here, and I’ve already covered the regular Cthulu and Ghoul at MROTW.

“The Nightmares of Lovecraft – black Cthulu and Dagon”

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Packaging – ***
The boxes have the whole collector friendly thing going for them – they are easy to open, require no damage to the packaging to get the toy out, and you can pop them back in for storage or sale later if you’d like. The graphics and text are solid, but even with a wrap around window, actually seeing the figure clearly inside is a bit of a trick.

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Sculpting – ***1/2
Both of these figures sport great sculpts, with lots of nasty detail. The textured skin looks terrific, and on Dagon this texturing varies from area to area, giving him a much more realistic appearance. His talons and teeth look deadly, and they both live up to the nightmare title.

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Both figures also appear fairly close to the text descriptions of Lovecraft, and he’d most likely approve of the appearance. Lovecraft liked tentacles, and I’m sure Freud would have a romp with that.

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These figures need no base to stand, and the sculpted basic poses are dynamic and threatening. The sculpt actually works pretty well with the basic articulation, allowing you to personalize the evil to your liking.

The only negative here is one that was also true of the basic Cthulu and Ghoul – mold lines. Both figures have apparant mold lines that break the smooth appearance of the sculpt, particularly on the under belly of the Dagon’s fat tentacles. Scale may also be an issue for some folks, but the only one that bothered me in regards to size is Ghoul. Both Dagon and Cthulu could use a slightly bigger treatment, but these are adequate in size.

Paint – ***
The paint is where these fall well short of the early prototype figures. That’s not particularly surprising, since the hand painted prototypes were amazing, and getting something like that accomplished with a production figure was highly unlikely. But this is the one area where folks may find some disappointment.

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I’m satisfied with the work though, giving both of these a solid B score. Dagon was a particular suprise, because early photos of the production figures appeared more washed out and sporting fewer details. But the production figures I received actually have quite a bit of small detail work, and the variation between the white, maggoty under belly and the darker, scaley skin on top looks excellent. There’s also a nice use of different finishes, matte and gloss, to give the impression of fleshy, wet areas.

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The black Cthulu isn’t quite as canon as the green variety, but he does have some visual pop. There’s also great contrast between the lighter colored suckers, claws and eyes, although the black skin is very consistent and even.

Articulation – Cthulu ***1/2; Dagon ***
The general designs of these characters don’t allow for a ton of articulation, but SOTA did a decent job of getting in what they could.

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Dagon has a ball jointed neck that has a greater range of movement than you might anticipate, a hinged lower jaw, ball joints at the shoulders of all four arms, and cut wrists on all four arms as well. None of his fat tentacles can move however, so the majority of the pose personalization is through the arms.

Cthulu fairs a little better, largely due to his bendy tentacles. All six of them can be positioned in any number of ways, and hold positions quite well. The wings have ball joints where they meet the torso, and there are ball joints at the shoulders and neck as well. Cut joints at the wrists round out his articulation. A cut joint at the elbows would have been nice, but not completely necessary.

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Accessories – Bupkis
Yep, bupkis for both of these guys. No accessories with either one, which isn’t surprising considering the characters (it’s not like Dagon used batarangs), but at this price point things are going to feel a tad light for most folks.

Fun Factor – ***
Both of these characters actually make some pretty cool looking monsters for any sort of bad guy/good guy action. Pit them against a six inch scale Batman or Superman, and most kids won’t care who Lovecraft is.

Value – **
These run around $18, depending on the retailer. That’s the high side of the current specialty market, where most figures run in the $13 – $15 range. While they have some bulk, and are slightly bigger than something like the Mcfarlane Dragons, they still lack the size and paint quality to really command this price point. Had they been in the $15 range, they would have picked up another half star here.

There’s a scale photo below with a 6″ Batman and an 8″ Hellboy. And yes, that’s the green version of Cthulu rather than the black, to give you some idea of the difference in color.

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Things to Watch Out For –
Other than the usual warning about picking the best paint, there’s really nothing else here to watch for.

Overall – ***
Photos of these were released a few weeks ago, and fans were disappointed. They appeared far less detailed, and much lower quality, than the original prototypes. Now, of course they’d never match the quality of hand painted prototypes, but fans were concerned that they had suffered greatly in the process from prototype to final product.

I’m happy to say that this is not the case, particularly with these two. While they still do carry a price tag that may put off some folks and keeps their score from getting too high, they are much better in quality than I had expected based on those recent photos. Dagon was a particular surprise once I got him out of the box, and may just end up my favorite of the bunch.

Where to Buy –
These haven’t quite hit stores yet, but should in just the next week or two max. Some options:

Amazing Toyz has the singles for $17, or the set of three for $52.

CornerStoreComics has the individual figures for $18.50 each, or the set of three for $54.

YouBuyNow has the regular Cthulu for $19.

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I reviewed the other two figures in this series earlier this week.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/27/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:52 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • If you thought The Office was fiction, then you may find your mind blown by the mediocrity of the Bank of America balladeer… (Thingamabob)
  • Cleanse your palate with David Cross’s take on the BoA tune… (Thingamabob)
  • And a slightly different performance from Cross at a different venue… (Thingamabob)
  • The great Richard Dawson sings of “Apples and Oranges”… (Thingamabob)
  • And we wrap up our music edition with Paul McCartney’s video for “Spies Like Us”… (Thingamabob)

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November 24, 2006

Trailer Park: They’re Just Screwed… That’s All

Filed under: Columns,Trailer Park — admin @ 12:37 am

By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here…

Alright, let’s hope all of you out there helped to continue America’s reputation as the fattest country in the free world, which, ironically, isn’t but that’s neither here nor there. What IS here, though, is a shortened column this week as I am well aware that the numbers of you who are presently reading this equate to nearly zero, the only people genuinely looking at these letters I’m writing right now is the result of what happens when you have a boss who thinks the day after Thanksgiving is a great time to catch up on all that work you neglected from Monday to Wednesday of this week. Believe me when I say I’ve been there. It’s crap for those who have to work today, it’s enough for you to think that yes you need to look for a new job where you get these one-offs every now and then, and instead of just hanging my keyboard up for the week I want to continue what I’ve been doing for you shackled people of the world for the past two years: giving you new content.

I don’t feel like writing about trailers this week. I am all sorts of ready to unload what I think of the new SPIDER-MAN 3 trailer (I mean, really. Holy shit. I would go toe to toe with any nerd who wants to take umbrage with anything there in the trailer. I also thought enough in advance to download the OTHER SP3 trailer that wasn’t so much debuted but leaked onto the Intertubes. I am thinking that either this was a well placed “tease” or some person(s) are looking for new employment.) I’ll make sure this is all talked about next week. Promise.

As for what I’m doing this week I am beyond words to describe it. I thought since I am feeling like taking the week off but still wanting to give the two of you who stopped by today something interesting I would take my family out to see a film and get their reactions to it.

I am taking my mother, father and wife to see BORAT.
Many of you know, or should know, that good art, beyond the kindergarten notion of just being pleasing to the eye, should evoke. Be it repulsion or manical attraction a work of art should be something that produces that psychological shape, its gestalt, which people can interpret as they wish. BORAT, to me, is a rare comedy that evokes something in its audience by making them project their own thoughts about what people are really like when you, “just come down right to it.”

To wit, Dave Chapelle described it best, and woefully interpreted the situation much to his own detriment, when he described a scene he was shooting for Season 3, the doomed season, wherein:

“Chappelle…admitted to Oprah that he felt some of his sketches were socially irresponsible. He singled out the “pixie sketch” (in which it implied everyone has a pixie that appears to them and encourages them to act in a way stereotypical for their race) and said during the filming of the blackface pixie sketch a white crew member was laughing. Chappelle said “it was the first time I felt that someone was not laughing with me but laughing at me.” He also said that during the sketch he was called nigger by one of the other non-important cast members.”

Right, Dave. That’s the point, you dolt; sometimes comedy is about people finding something within their own set of prejudices that illuminate a greater evil. Did Sacha ever state that he wanted to stop with the idea of going forward with filming BORAT because he found a dirty underbelly of American society as he did when he sang “Throw The Jew Down The Well” at a bar no more than a couple hours south of me here in Arizona? No, this, hopefully, was the reason he knew he SHOULD have made this movie.

Besides this situation reflecting why Dave Chapelle is not the great emancipator of comedy like he truly could have been, and why he’s a whiny little girl, this shows why getting together three different people of varied backgrounds was such a neat idea. The questions bounded everywhere in my mind: “What would they find funny?” “Would they feel comfortable laughing at material that is beyond anything their sensibilities have ever been socked with before” “Would they really be offended by the movie’s main thrust?” or “Would they simply write everything off in this film as just sophomoric, and dismiss any grand notions about what this film says about America as simple overreaching on my part?”

Perhaps.

Mary-Anne is a 59 year-old who enjoys all sorts of cinema. She’s the matriarchal vanguard of the family with regard to film. While she doesn’t go out of her way to catch out every and any independent film, she does find joy in taking advantage of any opportunity to indulge in the occassional LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE while letting her son do the footwork in bringing her to important flicks in the last few years like CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON, MEMENTO, and, my personal favorite that makes me proud that moms went along with this one just based on a “trust me”: REQUIEM FOR A DREAM. It was a profound experience for me to have been able to see this movie in the theater and taking her to the film, for my second go-around, is a very special mother/son memory that I think a lot of film geeks would no doubt appreciate. I’m looking forward to her and I taking in THE FOUNTAIN in the coming days for what should be another solid moment.

Jack. Jack, oh Jack. Dad would’ve peeled his face for the duration, I would posit, if I would’ve also taken him to the above films. He probably would’ve liked the wire-fu of CROUCHING TIGER but, he no doubt, would’ve bitched like a school girl that he had to read the screen. Yes, dad, they’re subtitles; there are some places in the world that don’t speak “American.” He is a guy, however, that any college dude with a predilection for explosions and the desire for there to be nary a trace of any noticable amount of character development could relate with. He loves STRIPES, ANIMAL HOUSE, THE BLUES BROTHERS. He was a fan in recent years of OLD SCHOOL, WEDDING CRASHERS and even the recent release of OVER THE HEDGE had the man in stiches; the man travels every week by plane so many of his cinematic adventures of late have been sanitized for his protection by the airlines. He has zero desire to see anything daring, in my opinion, and would’ve done well in Roman times when it was all about the bread and circuses and not much else. You all know a man like this, especially one like my father who enjoys absorbing himself in DIE HARD and showing-off his pimp surround system to his other WASP-y friends with the first five minutes to TOP GUN. Someday I hope he understands there has been great strides since TOP GUN was remastered and that the lobby scene from THE MATRIX, the club scene from BLADE or even the opening sequence of SAVING PRIVATE RYAN would allow the paternoster of the family to show how good his built-in system (I mean, the guy had the speakers installed INTO the walls and ceiling) really is.

Sherry Stipp. My blushing bride. The light of my life, the mother of my children and a woman who would willingly push me out of the door to see X-MEN a dozen times on my own before sitting through a single viewing. A woman who has a clear sense of taste I am amazed by what she wants, and does not, want to see at the theaters. Sure, she’ll make me sit through LEGALLY BLONDE but should I want to pop in BATMAN BEGINS or any other movie made based on a comic book character then I might as well be offering to watch a snuff film of a puppy being put down with a spork. I love the woman with all my heart but with regard to movie watching I see this as a lifelong battle of wills of what DMZ we can meet at whenever it comes to our cinematic adventures. She did like LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE a lot and, believe it or not, it’s moments like this that make me feel like she’s allowing to come deeper into my territory as long as I pick movies that give her something she can grab onto.

This is what I was dealing with as the lights went down and I hoped at least someone would see what I did; just one would’ve made this experiment worth while.

Flash forward 84 minutes. There was some gasping from mom, she really got into some of the more ribald moments so high-five to her, my wife damn near covered her eyes for a majority of the screening as she has this thing about feeling sorry for Sacha’s victims and about the copious amount of male man-ass on display and dad, well, I didn’t hear much out of him.

Walking out the theater I was curious, what was the final verdict from these not-so-representative samples?

Dad: “Well, I had real high expectations. I had heard so much about this film being really funny but… I kind of felt let down. They could’ve eased up on the offensiveness of it all… And I cannot understand how [Sacha Baron Cohen] didn’t get arrested for some of those things.”

[Excellent observation, pops. How he evaded imprisionment could be a whole movie unto itself.]

The Wife: “I can’t get that friggin’… Just too much wrestling with men! I don’t think I would be able to see that again because I felt so bad for the people he was duping. Plus, I can’t believe you have our 3 year-old daughter walking around the house saying ‘High-fiiiive’ and ‘Thaat’s nice'”

[Don’t forget I am also working on getting her to say “Greeeat success…”]

Mom: “It was so offensive, so offensive to everyone; nobody was left out.”
Dad: “Well, he didn’t do anything to the Native Americans… or even the Spaniards.”

[Right. Sacha did drop the ball with that large Spaniard population in America.]

Wife: “I did think that the prostitute was really cute. She seemed really genuine.”

[Hmm…]

Dad: “Whether Pamela Anderson was in on it, I’m not sure, [She was] but I would seriously consider getting new security personnel if she didn’t tell her bodyguards.

Now, this is just my opinion, but I think [Sacha’s] next movie needs to be serious. I can’t see how he would be able to continue to do this without affecting his longevity in movies.”

[Gee, dad, for a guy who finds the dialogue from OVER THE HEDGE to be gut-burstingly funny, this is a good assertion.]

Favorite parts?

Wife: “The high society dinner. Best part of the whole film.”

Mom: “The pastor’s face when [Sacha] pointed to the other men’s wives in adulation and then put down his wife right in front of him. Great, very funny.”

Dad: “The rodeo. I thought he was going to get killed or beaten up when he started singing his national anthem.”

Mom: “You know, the driving instructor. I think he really did, was perhaps one of the only ones, who genuinely liked Borat the way he was. ‘Will you be be my boyfriend?’ [Laughs] Very funny. Now I can see why everyone wants to sue him.”

Dad: “Here’s my take: it’s all about saving face. It really only costs a few bucks to file a lawsuit but these people have been humilated, publicly, and now they need to do something to show that they’re not the idiots they really are. It’s not so much about the money, there’s a little bit to that, but the only option left to them is to sue in order for these people to try and convince the rest of us they were wronged.

They’re just screwed. That’s all.”

[Well, dad, thanks for putting such a button on the proceedings. Very astute observation. Color me impressed.]

I thought that while none of my filmic companions had as much love for the greater themes of the film as I did, the larger statement on our own issues as a nation and how Borat was really just a magnet for drawing out what’s beneath that thinly veiled superficiality we all put on in order to exist in this society, none of them remarked that they were disgusted by the film or that they were offended by what they saw. I think they all “got it” but obviously once you have two dudes wrestling naked with one of the getting a facefull of ass crack and balls you run the risk of alienating the audience.

Not me, though, as I laughed just as hard the second time, wiping tears from my eyes from the sheer delight of it all.

The next morning my mother sent me an email as an addendum to the previous night’s conversation:

From:
XXXXXX@aol.com
Date:
Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:06:03 EST
Subject:
Borat
To:
christopher_stipp@yahoo.com

Well, here’s one more — I mean two more. Just thought of another thing to mention, both from your dad:

On the way home I asked him if he knew where the guy who played Borat was from and your dad said he obviously was Americanized and he could tell he’s lived in this country a while. It was too funny when I told him he was from London.

[I wish I could say I’m suprised that dad didn’t know Sacha not only was from England and was Jewish himself but his epiphany on this matter evoked enough laughter out of me that it made me realize how flawless Cohen’s performance actually was.]

Then, I talked about the part that we didn’t mention at dinner and that was when Borat was having a meeting in Washington, D.C. with some guy. And it was funny that before the meeting it was his tradition that all meetings begin with sharing cheese. Then your dad said, “That cheese didn’t really come from where he said it did, you know that don’t you?” I laughed my fanny off half way home.

[Kids, you know you’ve arrived at a certain plateau in your life when you’re able to share in the frivolity of a good breast milk joke with your mother.]

Your dad is soooo black and white. Not too much middle. He spends too much time on airplanes!

We had a great time. It was a movie I shall never forget and am still processing it this morning. Can I sue for having seen it???????

Yes, mom, it’s one of the benefits of living in this glorious country of ours, of living in America.

Nocturnal Admissions: Movie Review, Deja Vu

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:30 am
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Poster Many people could have directed Deja Vu, the new sci fi romance action thriller with Denzel Washington as an ATF agent who time travels in order to squash a terrorist attack. It’s the sort of idea that would appeal to numerous directors. For example, if Terry Gilliam had directed the film, it would end tragically, with time ineluctable and resistant to revision (as in his film 12 Monkeys), the lovers dying and the explosion going off as planned. If Brian De Palma had directed it, Deja Vu would have devolved into Denzel Washington learning that his best friend had sold out and helped the terrorists, and evil would once again triumph. If Michael Mann had helmed the film, the focus would be on the wear and tear on the team of agents, their exhaustion and the lack of appreciation for their labors. If Tony Scott had directed it, the film would be a non-stop tapestry of visual effects, MTV editing, and even text and other advertising techniques across the screen.

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In fact, Tony Scott did direct the film (from a script credited to newcomer Bill Marsilii and Terry Rossio, who wrote Small Soldiers, Shrek and numerous other kids films). But it is a different Tony Scott from the one you may be familiar with from recent films such as Domino and Man on Fire, where he tries to outdo Oliver Stone in visual pyrotechnics (but even Stone has calmed down of late). The downshift in gears may be due to the fact that the narrative is so complex, to augment it with visual tricks would be to further burden an already taxed viewer with even more impediments to clarity.

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Denzel Washington plays Doug Carlin, a New Orleans ATF agent investigating the bombing of a ferry on Fat Tuesday. Soon enough he is approached by alleged FBI agent Pryzwarra (a puffy Val Kilmer), who tells Carlin about a new government technology that allows them to essentially videotape the recent past, but only exactly four days and X hours into the past. Through these technologies, Carlin is able to explore the case of Claire Kuchever (Paula Patton, of Hitch), whose body was found the same day as the terrorist attack (we used to call it sabotage), yet whose corpse bore evidence suggesting a connection with the attack. As Carlin studies her life (and falls in love with her), he yearns to find a way to go back and save her. The rest of the movie plays on that possibility. Here’s a hint: call him Saint Elsewhere.

It’s a clever script that plays fair with the audience, once you get past the idea of time travel in the first place. It also links up with, and completes a trilogy of Scott’s recent forays into Stonian cinema of paranoia in films such as Enemy of the State and Spy Game, but it takes a softer stance. The massive intrusion that the so-called Snow White technology offers is only for the good, and maintained by essentially loyal hardworking Americans.

Clue

On the zeitgeist level, the film ties in with recent cultural products such as the British crime series Life on Mars (to be remade for the American market) and Day Break, a kind of Groundhog Day policier for network television. Why the sudden interest in time travel and rectifying mistakes? Perhaps we are all suddenly taking life more seriously within the current climate of war and terror and wish we could make the right decisions as we stumble though the day, with the option of fixing things if we totally mess them up anyway. Of course it is impossible, and the tragedy of life is that we have but this one chance.

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Anyway, it’s a terrific movie, perhaps a tad slow in its second quarter, revivified by a scene that is half gratuitous chase sequence and half deeply clever and mulit-layered. The love story is quite poignant, and the various deaths evoke memories of the darker elements of supposedly light fare on similar themes such as It’s a Wonderful Life. The cast is uniformally excellent and naturalistic, and it’s one of the best films of the already bloated holiday season so far.

November 23, 2006

Music For The Masses: Turkey Day, 2006

Filed under: Columns,Music for the Masses — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:45 pm
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Hello, friends! Welcome to a special “Turkey Day” edition of “Music for the Masses.” First things first… Happy Thanksgiving everybody!! Having fun yet? If your household is anything like the Bell household, and I’m sure it’s EXACTLY like mine, you are just now beginning to remember that Thanksgiving is that one, “magical” time of the year where we gather our family and friends into one, tight-fitting location to firmly re-establish each and every dysfunction. Okay, maybe not every dysfunction… hell, for the Bell’s to cover everything we would need to extend Thanksgiving by a couple of days… a week, at the most. You’re also remembering that Thanksgiving is a time to dust off and celebrate your proud family traditions. For me, those “proud family traditions” include an under-cooked turkey, a fully cooked bag of “innards” inside said turkey (I get the neck!!), a gin-soaked grandmother telling jokes that would make a sailor blush (where the hell does she hear this shit?), a bathroom that smells like somebody killed a skunk in a French morgue after one of grandpa’s “movements” and, of course, my “uncle” showing up, “dressed to the nines” and looking like a reject from a bad Baz Luhrmann film. Good times… good times.

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My Uncle Nancy

Yep, as you can probably guess, I’m glad that “Thanksgiving at the Bell’s,” much like a married man, only comes once a year. However, lest we forget, Thanksgiving isn’t just a “frying pan to the face” reminder of just HOW fucked up a family can be when assembled under one roof. It’s also a time for one to give thanks to… well, to whatever the hell it is you’re thankful for. Personally, I’m thankful for lots of things. For instance, I’m thankful that Michael Jackson now lives in Ireland, where, one assumes, he is trying to determine if young Irish boys are “magically delicious.”

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I’m thankful for Kevin Federline’s “talent” and Brittany’s parenting skills and the many hours of laughter those two have brought me. I’m thankful for Pearl Jam fans and the numerous and colorful ways they told me to go fuck myself when I made fun of their “favorite” band awhile back. I’m thankful for the cookouts I attended at Reverend Ted Haggard’s house this summer. Say what you will about the man, but let me tell you this… he is an absolute magician with those wieners!!

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I’m thankful that I’ve never met Dateline reporter Chris Hansen. I’m thankful for internet porn sites that have shown me the glory of the Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Trombone, “ATM,” “Cream Pies,” Bukaki and Brazilian Fart Porn (yes, sadly, that really exists). I’m thankful to Paris Hilton for showing the world that you don’t need talent to be famous. I’m thankful that I was never an alter boy thus denying a Catholic priest a chance to size up my anus with his index finger. In that regard, I guess I’m also thankful I was never in the Boy Scouts. I’m thankful for Don Julio Tequila® and its ability to turn this…

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Into this. . .

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But you know what I’m most thankful for? Why, I’m most thankful for you, dear reader, and your enormous capacity for putting up with all my bullshit for the past year. All ten of you are the ABSOLUTE best and I’d give each and every one of you a giant kiss right this very minute, but I got this sore-thing on my lip and… well… you know.

But enough about all of that. It’s time now to check out some new music! We’re keeping it short this week as I take a quick look at the soundtrack to the new Tenacious D movie and Double A fires up the latest from Snoop Dogg. Plus, we provide another opportunity for aspiring artists to “Pimp Their Band.” Should be fun. So, what do you say? Let’s get to it, shall we??!!

M4M-TDPICK-TURK Artist: Tenacious D
Album: The Pick of Destiny
Bastard Love Child of: Ronnie James Dio and Frank Zappa
Best for: Rockin’ Your Fuckin’ Socks Off!!!

A long ass fuckin’ time ago,

In a town called Kickapoo.

There lived a humble family

Religious through and through.

But nay there was a black sheep

And he knew just what to do.

His name was young J.B.

And he refused to step in line.

A vision he did see-eth

Fuckin’ rockin’ all the time.

He wrote a tasty jam

And all the planets did align. . .

-from the opening track, “Kickapoo”

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I don’t know about you, but I cannot wait to see this movie. In fact, just the thought of seeing it makes me more euphoric than Lindsay Lohan with a belly full of pills and an arm-full of knife wounds. Sure, some of the things I saw in an early trailer at Comic-Con this year and some of the things I’ve heard regarding the movie (especially the whole “flying Sasquatch” thing) are fucking bizarre even by Tenacious D standards, but, regardless, I’m confident that if anybody can pull it off, it’s Jack Black and Kyle Gass. They always do. After all, they’re fucking rock gods…

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Seriously. I LOVE the “D” and their first studio album with its blend of humor and acoustic “folk metal” is absolutely brilliant. In fact, I shit you not when I say that it is one of my all time favorite discs. If you don’t have it yet, buy it. Now. Go ahead… I’ll wait. “Kielbasa Sausage… your butt checks is warm.” Pure gold. I’m also confident that the new movie will be absolutely brilliant, but after giving the accompanying soundtrack more than enough time to grow on me, I gotta say… this is not a disc befitting the “Greatest Band in the World.”

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For those of you playing along at home, all of the elements that made the first disc so damn entertaining are present here: JB’s surprisingly impressive voice, KG’s surprisingly nimble guitar work and liberal rhyming of the words “cock” and “rock.” Unfortunately, none of these elements are given sufficient time to shine and too much of the disc’s RIDICULOUSLY short running time is spent flushing out the plot of the movie… which, as I’ve already noted, most of us haven’t seen. I gotta ask, guys… what the fuck?? Why the hell release it a week and half before the movie? WHY??!! I haven’t seen a gross miscalculation on this scale since Michael Richards sparred with some hecklers. What I’m trying to say here is that the end result is a choppy and, perhaps more surprisingly, largely unfunny disc. I’m guessing that when paired with the movie, this soundtrack is going to prove frickin’ (yes, frickin’) hilarious but until then, and as a stand alone disc, it just falls flat.

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“D” fans deserve more and, I’m confident, we will eventually get it. Unfortunately, now is not the time.

Rating: 2.5 out of 5

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Snoop Dogg’s “Glamour Shots®?”

You remember Pee Wee’s Playhouse? You remember how every show started off with Pee Wee going to his robot Conky and finding out the secret word for the day? If Pee Wee had been listening to The Blue Carpet Treatment by Snoop Dogg, the secret word would have been “Boring.” Either that or “Collapsible Baton,” but that’s a joke for a whole other criminal trial. I didn’t have that high of hopes, no pun intended, for this disk. I was never a huge Snoop fan, but I have bumped his tunes several times in the past. That’s what makes this album all the more disappointing. I like they guy, I just don’t like this album. Hopefully me saying this wont force Snoop to come after me with the aforementioned “Collapsible Baton.” Well, not the same baton he tried to smuggle on that plane. I’m guessing that one got confiscated, but I would assume Snoop has two or three back-ups. He seems like that kind of person. But I digress.

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Like I said, this album is just flat-out-boring. I have listened to it several times and I cannot recall anything that stands out. I’m even listening to it as I write this, and besides the song that’s on, I can’t tell you a thing about this disk. Well, that’s not entirely true, but I’m trying to prove a point here. If I were to choose another word to describe this album, it would be “lazy.” Snoop, to me, has always been all about “being different than everyone else.” From his lyrical stylings to his delivery, no one else on the scene sounds quite like Snoop. While this album is still very “Snoop,” the flashy raps are gone. All the lyrics here are stale, stale, stale… kinda like Snoop just needed money to keep himself in “the weed.”

Nothing on this album stands out. Okay… if you were to twist my arm, or threaten me with a collapsible baton, I would say that the song “Candy (Drippin’ Like Water)” is the best on the disk, but even that’s stretching it. Filled with guest stars like E-40, MC Eiht, Daz and Kurupt, this song should be a good one. Unfortunately it falls just as flat as the others. With so many good guest stars on the album, Dr. Dre, B-Real, R. Kelly, The Game, Jaime Foxx, you would think that there would be something to go on here. Come on Snoop! You have R. Kelly on this album! At least put some rhymes on there about peeing on underage girls! Well, if anything, at least I got to make several jokes about Snoop and his “collapsible baton.”

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R. Kelly

Rating: 1 out of 5

BAND OF THE WEEK!!!!

You know? In addition to MySpace being a GREAT place to meet a Dateline reporter. . .

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it’s also a great place to check out some new and/or unsigned artists. To honor these individuals and their art, I thought it would be cool to feature a band here each time out, sans any remarks or comments from yours truly. Consider this your place to shine. If you want you or your band featured here, just drop me a line. Up this week…

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Steel Loaded

Waco, TX

www.myspace.com/steelloaded or www.steelloaded.com

Band Members:

Brian: Vocals and Guitar

Taylor: Lead Guitar

Kevin: Bass

Rance: Drums

Upcoming Shows: Waco’s “Battle of the Bands Finals” (Graham’s on 11/29/06)

CD Available? Yes… “You Don’t Know Me”

Band’s Bio: ” Since my early childhood years, it has been a dream of mine to one day have or play in a slamming rock band. I got my first electric guitar at age 6. By the 5th grade I was trying to get something going.

It wasn’t easy being a 5th grader and trying to find a group of guys to jam with. This is when I met Kevin Knox (better known as “Big Kev”). He quickly became a good friend and a really good bass player. The next big thing that happened came when we met Rance Northern.

Me and Big Kev were invited by Rance’s dad to a Christmas party at their house in 2004. We were told to bring all of our equipment because we were going to rock out that night. Rance played the drums all night. I always knew he could play but it just blew us away! We knew right then we had found our drummer and quickly began practicing regularly and learning cover songs and things like that.

All this time we are getting anxious for find a “kick ass” singer so we started letting our friends sit in and they sounded ok but we all wanted something better. Big Kev saved the day for us when he invited Brian Courtney to come and watch us play and sing a song or two. Kevin told us that Brian could sing and play the guitar. We were ready to listen.

So, next things next, we are at the “jam pad” and all these people are around listening to us play. We started playing “Creep” by the Stone Temple Pilots and Brian grabbed the microphone. WE WERE SHOCKED!!! Everbody in the room was like “Oh Hell Yea!!!….this guy has to be your new singer!

By March of 2005, STEEL LOADED was officially formed. So Let’s get JAMMING!!!”

—Taylor Williams

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Message from the band: October 2006: Steel Loaded is back in the studio again. They are working on a 5 song demo with all new songs! It will be finished sometime in early 2007.

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Be sure to check them out!!!

Well, folks, that’s going to do it for me and the gang this week, so. . .until next time… keep wearing it proud and playing it loud.

Send your left-over turkey necks, review copies, presents and assorted hate mail to:


M.C. Bell
P.O. Box 1222
Arvada, CO 80001

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

E-MAIL THE AUTHOR

November 22, 2006

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/22/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:17 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Why so depressing, Charlie Brown? The 5 lamest Charlie Brown cartoons… (Thingamabob)
  • New Kaspar Hauser comedy. Go. Watch. Laugh. (Thingamabob)

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November 21, 2006

Toy Box: Boba Fett all Tooned Up

Filed under: Columns,Toy Box — admin @ 12:10 am
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I’m a huge fan of Boba Fett. No, not because I think he’s some major bad ass who didn’t deserve to die screaming like a little girl just because somebody bumped into his backpack. I never thought he had a particularly impressive moment on screen, and in fact it’s not really Boba I’m a fan of at all. It’s the outfit, man. Boba Fett’s armor is one of the coolest costume designs ever developed, and that’s why I have so damn many different versions of it.

The animated Clone Wars allowed for many of the prequel characters to get toon versions. Boba was a mere boy during the Clone Wars, although he’d seen his own father decapitated by Mace Windu. Since he was still years away from wearing the costume, he was thankfully missing from the cartoon. But that doesn’t mean Lucas or Gentle Giant, creators of the Star Wars mini-busts and statues, was going to miss out on an opportunity to print some more money.

Gentle Giant has produced a series of animated Star Wars statues. Some of these are based on the cartoon, like General Greivious or Anakin Skywalker, but they’ve done several that were not part of the show, including Vader, Leia, and now, Boba Fett. You can find him at some comic shops, and at the online suggestions I have below. Expect to pay around $65 – $70.

Boba Fett – All Tooned Up!

As you’d expect with a Gentle Giant statue, these are a limited edition. In this case though, they’re using the term ‘limited’ in the loosest possible fashion, since they’ve produced 7,000 of these statues.

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Packaging – ***
The box is pretty standard, with a photo or two of the actual statue on the exterior. The foam is the high quality, dense stuff, and there are small hunks of foam placed in strategic spots on his body. Even with all that, there have been a number of reports of breakage, especially the funky Wookie braids, which stick out from the body at a very odd angle.

And as usual, there’s a small Certificate of Authenticity, done once again in the baseball card style.

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Sculpting/Design – ***1/2
When dealing with animated designs, you aren’t going to see extreme small detail, intricate texturing, or amazing realism. that’s not the style, so it wouldn’t make sense to expect it. What you are going to see though is extremely clean, sharp, well defined lines and shapes, which is what makes any animated style so attractive.

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I think Fett’s costume is extremely well suited to this style, as is Vader’s and the Troopers. Fett’s armor is all sculpted on his body, with a nice depth to the cuts along the edges. Proportions are excellent, with the head being just about the right size, and all the various body parts – torso, arms, legs, hands, feet, etc. – all coming together nicely, with nothing over or undersized.

Boba is sculpted in a dynamic action pose, having just drawn his blaster. I’m not sure where he drew it from, as there’s no sign of a holster, but that’s a minor nit. His blaster rifle is in his other hand at the ready, as he takes aim with the pistol. He’s striking a nice L stance, designed to make him a smaller target. His cape and Wookie braids are flowing out from his body, either from the movement of the draw, or some invisible high speed fan.

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The base is decorated with some residual flames from his backpack, rolling along the ground. They are rolling in the same direction as the cape is flowing (thankfully), implying that he’s facing into the wind. While the flames might not make complete sense, they are very cool visually, and that makes up for any bending of the laws of physics.

There have been lots of reports of broken Wookie braids, which is no surprise considering the drastic angle at which they flow from the body. Oddly enough, mine are NOT glued into the slots as I assume they should be, but are simply inserted. I removed them and replaced them quite easily. Perhaps GG should have had these as a separate attachment all along.

Nothing else on the statue is removable or detachable however, and Fett is firmly attached to the base.

Paint – ***1/2
I’ve heard some reports of less than stellar paint ops from other buyers, but I’m happy to report that mine was extremely good. There are a few spots where the cuts between the colors aren’t quite as clean as they could be, particularly with the yellow pads and the gray body suit, but overall the application is quite clean.

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I’m particularly happy with the colors used in the flames on the base, which follow the animated style, yet add tons of color and pop to the overall statue.

Value – ***
At around 8″ tall, not including the base, these are a fairly decent size. They are also part of one of the most expensive licenses, where nothing ever comes cheap. I’m going to assume you pick him up for less than $65, which is just about the right price for these. In fact, I was kind of surprised these could be had at that price point, and I’m betting that with a run size of 7000, you might even be able to get some deals.

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Things to watch out for –
Ah, those damn Wookie braids. They’ll snap on you pretty easily, so take care to pay attention to them as your handling and moving the statue. That’s about it!

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Overall – ***1/2
This is the only one of the animates Star Wars maquettes I’ve bought, but that’s only been because I’ve avoided getting sucked into another already established line. It’s certainly not because they don’t look terrific, and Gentle Giant now has plans to extend this animated success to the Lord of the Rings license. Will folks go for tooned versions of Gandalf, Sauron and the rest, even if they’ve never graced the big or small screen that way? GG is betting that’s a yes!

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Where to buy –
Online options include:

Fireside Collectibles has him in stock for $63, along with pre-orders for upcoming statues.

Dark Shadow Collectibles has him for $68, and they also have many of the others (including up coming releases) in the $60 – $70 range.

CornerStoreComics has him as well, at $75.

Related Links:
Being a big Fett fan, I’ve reviewed quite a number of items:

– here’s a guest review of the recent VCD figure from Medicom.

– I reviewed the re-release of the Hasbro Unleashed version of Fett.

– the first time the face under the mask was ever revealed in toy form is the Titanium version with removable helmet.

– Hasbro did a 12″ version of Fett of course, but we’re all hopeful that Sideshow will do an improved version.

– if you’re looking for Fett in a smaller size, there’s the Carkoon Pit version, or the 300th Edition version.

– and if you’re looking for cute, the Palm Talker has it covered.

– for the last, I saved my two favorites – the Marmit 12″ version, and the Kotobukiya kit.

– And if you’re looking for the ultimate Boba Fett, Sideshow is producing a huge Premium Format version, due out in 2007. You can get on the Wait List at Sideshow for him at this point. ( )

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/21/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Watch an episode of Quick Draw McGraw, right now, on your computer. Will miracles never cease? (Thingamabob)
  • Watch a fascinating interview with Bob “Captain Kangaroo” Keeshan… (Thingamabob)
  • Who knew that finding a bar of soap in the woods could change your personality so drastically? (Thingamabob)

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November 20, 2006

Keneteph’s Korner: Industry Profiles – Thomas Golubic

Filed under: Columns,Keneteph's Korner — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:48 pm
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Industry Profiles: Thomas Golubic

keneteph2006-11-20.jpgSuccess and innovation come to those who have a general interest in helping others.  Music supervisor Thomas Golubic is an example of this.  His own creative innovation has brought about a new sound in cinema and music that hasn’t been heard before.  He started a monthly scene in Hollywood, CA called Synchronize Live where he re-scores classic films, putting new songs and mixes in them.  A few of the films he’s re-scored are 2001: A Space Odyssey, Requiem for a Dream, and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.   Golubic got his start in the business as a DJ on Los Angeles station KCRW, after having a not so successful internet magazine.  “I volunteered at the station because I wanted to help them avoid the mistakes I made from having an internet magazine,” he stated.  Being heard on the air eventually landed him the opportunity to be a music supervisor.  Some of the projects he’s done music supervision for are the TV show Las Vegas, and the HBO series Six Feet Under.

For those who don’t know, music supervisors are in charge of finding the right music for film and TV productions.  “We look at things from a creative process, with each step being different depending on the project.  Music for film is very different than finding music for TV-even steps in finding music for an independent film vs. a mainstream film is different.”  Admitting he’s better enjoyed music supervising for film, he took his passion to create Synchronize Live.  Combining the mash-up skills of a true DJ, and his experience as a music supervisor, Golubic is able to enhance the score of a film with new music, without taking away from the original audio.

Golubic has stuck true to the art of mash-ups and has also formed a group called The Arbiters.  The group is made up of himself and other music enthusiast who creatively mash-up hip hop, rock, soul, and every other inspiring music to make an even more powerful sound.  “This started when I was a DJ for the closing parties at the Sundance Film Festival, and took older songs, and put accapellas to new songs to them.  The crowd really loved it.”

Before writing this article I was listening to their mashup The Sure Side of Fame, which takes elements from David Bowie’s Fame, John Lennon, and combines it with accapellas from Biggie and Tupac.  The art of Mashups, actually started with hip hop, which Golubic calls “one of the most important movements in the past 30 years.”  “There is more great music available now than ever.  What is popular may not be great, but there’s a lot of good lesser known underground music.”  The Arbiter’s musical innovation awarded them the myspace music pick of the month this past June.  What makes their mixes so nice to listen to is that you can hear the passion that was put in each mix.  It’s like eating your grandma’s cooking where you can taste that she made it with love, only with this the sound your ears are taking in you can feel was put together by people who have a sincere keenness for what they are doing.  “I love touching people through music.  Good music and film can reach people’s souls and open them up to ideas they would otherwise never have thought of.”

In the future, Thomas Golubic wants to get synchronize in more film festivals, and continue to work with great filmmakers.  For more information on his work go to www.arbiters.multiply.com, and www.myspace.com/synchronizelive.

Copyright 2006 Keneteph Entertainment

“Oooooh”¦ Shiny.” #1: ARK II The Future

Filed under: Columns,Oooooh Shiny — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:35 pm
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Okay, here it is – only I’m not quite sure what “it” is going to be. But as the boss of this site, Ken Plume, tells me, this is my own little section of cyberspace to do with as I please. I’ve been here in cyberspace before – most recently reviewing DVDs for a site called DVDAngle, a combination of two events ended my participation. First, I became very tired of reviewing the constant barrage of “Red Green” DVDs that were sent my way, and around the same time I experienced trouble critiquing Red’s adventures with duct tape, the site stopped operating entirely.

Before that, I tried to revolutionize the movie review industry with my own site “The Movie Monkey,” an award-winning, yet time consuming effort whose brilliance can still be enjoyed via “waybackmachine.com.”

But that was then, this is now – and as I said earlier, “this is it” – and as I say now for the first time, “here I am.” But who, am I? In my bio, I describe myself as a writer in various media. After spending 14 years at the Jim Henson Company (working on everything from full scripts to the backs of trading cards), I went freelance and have written episodes of Courage the Cowardly Dog, Oobi and several pilots that you’ve never heard of. My most recent achievement is the creation and writing of a series of Disney Channel interstitial cartoons called Lou and Lou: Safety Patrol. And, I write my own plays and screenplays to help keep me sane.

I am also on the Board of Directors of The Jim Henson Legacy, a non-profit organization which helps to preserve Jim Henson’s work. It is through my continuing association with the Henson organization that I began dabbling as a documentarian – first producing a one-hour Emmet Otter retrospective for the show’s most recent DVD release, and now I’m working on producing a new project to bring Jim Henson’s short films and commercials to a wide audience.

Full disclosure: I am very happily married to the lovely and talented Stephanie D’Abruzzo, Tony-nominee for her performance in the original Broadway Cast of Avenue Q. And, in a nice bit of Quick Stop synergy, she recently filmed a guest star role in the musical episode of Scrubs, during which I incessantly shot oodles of tape so I could make some guest contributions to the “Scrubs Production Blog.”

Stephanie also gave me the name for this column – describing “Ooooh… Shiny!” as the expression of wonderment that comes over my face when I see something incredibly cool – either on television or in a store window when she’s trying to pull me through the mall on the way to buy socks or some other necessary item. Mind you, I don’t really say it – I just look like I may do so at any moment. Stephanie also inadvertently supplied the graphic that accompanies the title when she commissioned Avenue Q’s Rick Lyon to construct a puppet version of me as a recent birthday gift. Trust me, it’s a perfect likeness.

So as I said twice previously, “this is it.” And, to be slightly more specific, yet still vague, “this” is anything I want it to be – Reviews, Opinions, Anecdotes, Pictures, Audio, Video – who knows, but we’ll find out together. And what do we find this week? A review of one of may favorite Saturday morning kid shows of the 1970’s, and the most recent to arrive on DVD, Ark II.

shiny2006-11-20-01.jpgI can just imagine the pitch meeting.

“It takes place on post-apocalyptic Earth… the place is a wreck. The cities are all gone. A nuclear holocaust. Wars! Environmental disaster! Overpopulation! Are you with me? And, there’s this team of young people in a souped-up RV and they go throughout the wastes and deserts and help people. The planet blew itself up and our heroes are in this portable laboratory and they’re helping everyone.”

“Sounds good, Lou.”

“Yeah. And it’s a Saturday morning show for the kiddies.”

“We’ll take it. But, you gotta throw in a talking monkey.”

“Deal!”

Well, maybe it didn’t happen that way, but I’m guessing that’s close to how one of my favorite shows of my youth was born. The show was Ark II and for those of you who were too young or too old to enjoy the program when it was broadcast on CBS back in 1975, that really was what the show was about.

Produced by Filmation, which was primarily an animation company before it had some success in live action with Shazam and Isis, Ark II was the first of Lou Scheimer and Norm Prescott’s science fiction series – Space Academy and Jason of Star Command would soon follow. Their live-action Ghost Busters starring Forrest Tucker and Larry Storch is also worth mentioning, and may be the topic of an entire essay in the future.

Terry Lester (later to star in Young & the Restless) led the Ark II crew as Jonah, accompanied by Ruth (Jean Marie Hon), Samuel (Jose Flores) and a talking chimp named Adam (played by a non-talking chimp named Mooch).

Oh, and the guest stars!! The guest stars!!!! The DVD is well worth the price just to see Lost in Space‘s Jonathan Harris chew the scenery in TWO episodes as Fagon – a futuristic play on Dickens’ Fagin, leading a group of orphans in small time crookery. (Chewing the scenery is more figurative than literal, as Filmation’s early live action programs were shot almost entirely outdoors to avoid the cost of building sets – why do you think Billy Batson and Mentor drove around in a Winnebago and didn’t have a cool Batcave-like HQ?) Don’t forget to watch for a very young Helen Hunt, a very old Jim Backus and an ageless Robbie the Robot.

And the greatest star of all – the Ark II vehicle, which to a 10-year old child in 1976 was the coolest thing on wheels since the Batmobile – trust me, I happened to be a 10-year-old child back then. We can’t forget the Ark Rover, a small jeep-like thing which was carried in the back of the Ark (although even a ten year old had questions about how the passenger quarters of the Ark could be so large and still carry the Rover inside). Oh, and of course, there’s the Jet Jumper – which was just a fancy name for the real-life experimental Bell Rocket Belt. (Yup, the same thing that we all thought we would be flying around with by now, if the scientists could every figure out how to carry more than one minute’s worth of fuel in the darn thing).

Well, after decades of relative obscurity under the ownership of various parties (including a stint with Hallmark entertainment), various Filmation properties are emerging on DVD for the first time courtesy of BCI-Eclipse. Ark II is the first of the live action programs to be seen outside of the bootleg DVD tables at every science fiction and comic book convention across the country.

BCI-Eclipse has packaged the program beautifully, adding several bonus features to the mix, the most significant of which is a retrospective documentary. Produced by novelist and entertainment writer, Andy Mangels, the 30-minute “Launch of Ark II” is a well-made collection of interviews and photos. Mangels managed to assemble a pretty good collection of insiders – a pretty neat trick when you consider the program is 30 years old and produced only 15 episodes during its entire run.

Leading the list of interview subjects is Lou Scheimer, a name those in my generation will only recognize when accompanied by “Norm Prescott” in a revolving circle of text. The still beautiful Jean Marie Hon-Trager (Ark II‘s Ruth, whom we learn is now a pharmacist in California), producer Richard M. Rosenbloom, director Henry Lange and writer David Dworski also participate. Long time fans and newcomers will enjoy their behind-the-scenes anecdotes, (did you know Ark II was built on a very cheap truck chassis that kept breaking down so much that they had a welder on standby?)

Also included are two audio commentaries by those involved in the documentary interviews, a photo gallery and an art gallery of illustrations for a proposed animated version of Ark II (And no, its not Lou Scheimer’s Ark II Babies). A booklet containing basic information and fun facts about each episode is packed inside the crisply designed colorful packaging (although I will say some of the print was a bit tiny for those of us who actually grew up in the 1970’s).

The only bad news here (other than the really depressing cold-war era pessimistic mood you’re in after watching this show for a few hours) is the actual condition of the episodes themselves. The show was most likely shot on 16mm film, which yields a somewhat low resolution image to begin with, but the Ark II episodes on this DVD look like they themselves have been dragged behind the Ark Roamer through the desert wastelands. While certainly more watchable than the convention bootleg versions, the image quality is a disappointment.

My own theory is that the original 1970’s era videotape transfers of the 16mm film masters may have been used for this release. Telecine technology has improved over the past quarter century and I can’t help but think that new transfers would have really made a difference here, but I can’t be sure. This material may have been the best available, or the only material available. Pure conjecture here, but sometimes properties that are sold from entity to entity occasionally lose some elements along the way.

In any event, BCI-Eclipse has shows a great deal of respect to Ark II and they should be applauded. In an industry where legendary television shows like The Andy Griffith Show are released without any DVD extras, and a 15-episode, mostly forgotten children’s show from the 1970’s gets a package like this, the DVD label responsible should be supported with sales and kudos, so they continue to offer this same treatment to future releases (and maybe even work on getting better quality elements!).

Go buy this DVD – and consider its grainy image quality an unlisted bonus feature – let’s call it “Seventies Vision” – because I just realized that Ark II looks just like it did when I was watching it on broadcast television in 1976 (except I think we were between color televisions at the time, and this DVD has no Evel Kneivel toy commercials on it). And just as most Filmation shows ended with some sort of public service commentary, let’s end this review the same way. “Put litter in its place, kids. Now stay tuned for In the News on most of these CBS stations.”

Party Favors: Sundance Or Bust

Filed under: Columns,Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am
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PARK CITY, UTAH – I’m the King of Sundance, bitches!

In what’s gonna be the worst kept secret, my documentary Moving Midway will be this year’s big buzz flick on the snowy slopes.  We’re pretty much a lock for the festival. There’s a lot of fakers who claim their films will be playing Sundance. But our movie was directed by Godfrey Cheshire, who swears that the fix is in. Geoffrey Gilmore is so dazzled by Godfrey that if we sent in a blank video cassette, he’d book it for two hours. And the audience would see what Godfrey had intended to film in the blackness on the screen. They’d call it a silent version of Derek Jarmen’s Blue. I’m the Deconstruction Producer on the film (which will make me a superstar in France).

The movie itself is an amazing tale about a New York film critic who periodically returns to the South to see the family’s old plantation house get moved after his cousin accepts millions of dollars for the land. They’re turning the space into a Target and Home Depot. The main focus of the film is that Godfrey’s ancestors were nice to their slaves. Indeed we discovered that the slaves on the plantation had health and dental benefits. They also had a 401-K set up by their owners. Unfortunately they mostly invested in .com stocks. There’s a sweet moment when Godfrey discovers that many of his ancestors enjoyed screwing the owned help. The slave owners didn’t consider it rape. They were merely diversifying the portfolio. As far as the house moving goes, Godfrey takes what would be a 10 minute segment on The History Channel’s Mega Movers and draws it out for two and a half hours. It’s so thrilling to watch a house move a mile every five hours.

I cried after I saw the first cut. I knew that there’s no way those sissies up at the Sundance Institute wouldn’t just give us all the big awards before the first screening. Maybe they should just only show Moving Midway at Sundance this year because it’d be a shame that the other 100 movies to be forgotten in it’s deep, dark shadow of brilliance. Godfrey might be on the cover of TIme, Newsweek and Film Superstar Journal in the same week.

What’s amazing is that a majority of my work on the film, consisted of a crew including the cameraman and…..me. We spent days roaming around the site videotaping the house being deconstructed and readied for it’s big move. This is why I claimed the title of Deconstruction Producer. Godfrey would show up for maybe 10 minutes to be able to get himself filmed near the project. But yet he was the best damn director you’d ever experience in those 10 minutes. I would never consider myself a director during those dirty, nasty, buggy days as dust rose from that old house. No one can take credit for the auteur vision that belongs to Godfrey! But of course with such a cool title as Deconstruction producer, I’ll get a special award when we arrive at Cannes. I believe they are already calling me “the New Jerry Lewis” in Paris.

I’ve already heard a rumor that Robert Redford is going to let me stay in his compound instead of a dumpy hotel. We’re going to spend most of the day hunting elk, skiing Mount Mitt and getting massages from Parker Posey. He’s even contemplating letting me call him Bob. He might even forgive me for once quoting Elmer Bernstein when he said, “Robert Redford imagines himself as a bronze statue in Central Park that is so dazzling and brilliant that the pigeons won’t shit on him.” Damn it. I repeated it. But it’s what Elmer said when we chatted.

The film itself is the work of a genius. There’s no way a pigeon will shit on Moving Midway: The Future Grand Prize Winner for Documentaries at Sundance.  I’ve known Godfrey Cheshire for over 20 years and he’s the kind of friend who would give you a kidney and a chunk of liver without even being asked. Godfrey would reach into his mouth and yank out a kidney. I felt that our time on the location watching that house move that I had gone back to film school. He knew so much about the camera and sound. He’s just like Kubrick or Marty. I know that when he becomes big and famous, he’s bringing me along on his next project. He’s loyal to his crew like a pirate captain. Godfrey Cheshire is the greatest friend I’ve ever had. If my dad died, he’d adopt me. And he always had time to ask how I was doing. The man cared about my emotions. He’s like a cinematic Dr. Phil.

The owner of the house, Charlie Silver was the sweetest guy in the world. He was so open to me during our long days at his house. And he made sure that we knew everything that was going on. And he was so truthful about me when talking with others. The man was one big ego massager. I might name my next kid or hunting dog after Charlie Silver. I’m thrilled that his life story will now be coming to theaters around America.

I hope that my news of Moving Midway being the toast of Park City won’t sadden other indie filmmakers. But let’s face it, you’re all a bunch of second class citizens when compared to Godfrey Cheshire. He’s the future of films. You’re just a bunch of frauds. So learn to bow your heads when he walks down the street. Or you will be dealt with extreme smite action.

And if any of Sundance bound reporters can’t hook up with Godfrey (because you know he’s going to be exclusive property of the top line publications), drop me a line and I will tell you of his greatness. Also keep an eye out for my “making of” Moving Midway coming to Youtube.com. Of course being the greatest Deconstruction Producer to grace Park City, will mean I might be busy trying to juggle Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan and Estelle Getty through my bedroom. I mean Estelle Warren. I’m saving Estelle Getty for a torrid night in Cannes.

HOW IS IT INDIE FRIENDLY?

The Indie film community does need to revolt against Sundance. It’s the most over priced film festival in America for filmmakers involved. Who thought of throwing a film festival in the middle of ski season in a ski town to pay tribute to brokeass filmmakers? When I get prices for rooms quoted to me, why does it seem cheaper to just buy the frickin’ ski lodge? I can buy a new car cheaper than a week to get in touch with my poverty row indie filmmaking kin.  A few folks hit the lottery during their stay. But a majority of the filmmakers just have one more maxed out credit card to go with their Robert Townsend collection.

Would it kill Sundance to move the festival to the off-season?

Money shouldn’t be a problem to me since Miss Cleo predicted that Tom Cruise and Harvey Weinstein will have a bidding war for Moving Midway: The Front Runner for Sweeping All the Awards at Sundance. Harvey is still bitter from when I said that his best feature was his intestinal parasite.  Of course after Harvey and Bob made an exclusive deal to only have their Weinstein Company DVDs rented from Blockbuster, I don’t want to deal with them. I’m a Netflix user. And that deal is a slap in my face. It’s also a slap to every indie chain that carried Miramax films over the decades. Harvey Weinstein is a ratass bastard who would kill his puppy for a chance to win a pony. Of course if Harvey pumps out more Doogle flicks, his company might collapse before this deal expires. And judging from the lack of box office sizzle from The Matador, Lucky Number Slevin and Transamerica, Harvey doesn’t have his Miramax touch. Guess Disney kept it as part of the settlement.

I’m already missing Harvey’s parasite. That parasite knew how to play Gin Rummy.

TURKEY TIME

Does anyone care about Thanksgiving as a real holiday? It’s no longer about Pilgrims, Indians and small pox. It’s merely the starting gun for the Christmas holiday. Even Thanksgiving dinner seems like a dress rehearsal for Christmas dinner.

The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade ends not with Pilgrims, but Santa. Why doesn’t Fox News want to defend Thanksgiving? Have they been bribed by big businesses that want to start Christmas season in July? Why won’t John Gibson ban holiday ads until December? They even have stores that start their Christmas sales on Thanksgiving. A local christmas tree site has a sign saying, “We’ll be open on Thanksgiving!” Stop the madness!

Take a pledge that this Thanksgiving you will not talk about Christmas. Focus on the one tradition that I remember fondly from a child: watching King Kong and Godzilla movies after a lot of turkey. I do not recommend celebrating Thanksgiving by giving Native Americans a contagious disease. Don’t be guilted in to giving up on the true meaning of Thanksgiving – wearing pilgrim hats and indian headdresses at dinner.

OPIE SNOOZES

Was The Da Vinci Code the most boring thriller of the year? I didn’t read the book, but I watched way too many History Channel specials that dealt with parts of the book. Those shows were much more entertaining than what Opie and Tom Hanks cranked out. And why is it that no one can make an entertaining American film with Jean Reno? Godzilla and Pink Panther and now this….. Reno must have Michael Caine’s old manager.

Although watching Code has inspired me for a horror flick idea. What if vampires came after the “Holy Grail” woman? Imagine Dogma meets Dracula. The vampire wants to suck her blood because he swears it’ll allow him to remain immortal and have a soul. Or maybe after he drinks her blood, he wants to kill himself, sneak into heaven and suck souls at will? Angels vs. Vampires! This idea is cinematic gold. The US Mint will print money just for this blockbuster.

FIVE MINUTES FOR FIGHTING

The opening credit montage for Casino Royale sucks. Maurice Bender’s maggots could have come up with a more seductive piece. And the theme song stunk. And what the hell was up with people playing Texas Hold ’em instead of bacarrat? But amazingly enough this was the best Bond script since On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

What about Daniel Craig as Bond? He looks more like a hockey goon than a international super spy. But it works for the film. He’s a killing machine. When he turns on the suave, it’s just not quite there. Which was the point of the film. Once I thought to myself that he’s really 008, his performance improved.

MY NEW NETWORK SHOW

There’s nothing like success to spawn mid-season replacements. For those of you who are fans of Ugly Betty, I’m proud to announce my new reality sit-drama Creepy Joe. The plot is pretty simple; when girls get tossed off America’s Next Top Model, they arrive at my photography studio for a chance to get on the cover of Honda Honey Monthly.

“Someday you’re going to have to do things that disgust you in order to further your career. Well the line starts at my tongue!” will be used in the promos. See you on Thursdays on Dumont!

SISSY FIGHTS!

Watching the bitch fight between Mark Cuban and Donald Trump is hilarious. Talk about two dorks who could both get their asses handed to them by Omar Little. I’ve semi-encountered both of them. I forced Trump to shake my hand during a party in Manhattan. And I’ve swapped email with Cuban. I offered Cuban my services as his designated ref abuser. Who do I favor in their verbal knife fight? More blood the better.

Both guys have haircuts that pro wrestlers would refuse. Both guys need to supplement their diets with big mugs of “Shut the Hell Up” cod liver oil and mustard sauce. Trump’s Atlantic Casinos suck. Cuban’s Mavericks suck. So they’re pretty much even. Best is watching Trump attack Cuban’s TV show. As if anyone cares about Trump’s show. Do we really want to see people being humiliated for a one year contract gig? If you want that sort of crap, live the dream at IBM. Trump’s show is on the chopping block. It’s no Dancing with the Stars.

What’s hideous is when Trump goes on his resume spiel as he mentions every project he’s doing. He drones. And what’s up with him putting his name on a vodka when he refuses to drink the stuff. I on the other hand love to suck down a couple quarts of Party Favors Rye and Pickle Juice when I’m ready to party with the big boys. Cuban also has to mention all of his lame projects as if we f’n care.

The sad thought is that of these two guys, I envy neither of them. Trump’s gaudy opulence is disgusting. Cuban’s frat boy persona annoys me. And their macho posturing reminds me of Paul Lynde vs. Liberace. I do hope if Trump and Cuban mix it up, they don’t mess up their hair.

SPOOKY LOVE

Did I forget to give weird raves about the Elvira Movie Macabre series that Shout! Factory put out in time for Halloween? After watching the films, I wish they’d just put out Elvira’s segments and skip the films. I’m not sure where they dug up these prints, but they look like they’re been run through a sander instead of a projector. But it’s a small price to pay to get a nice look at Elvira in her prime. That woman knew how to flaunt a dagger.

BYE BOB

Happy retirement wishes goes out to Bob Barker with his upcoming retirement from The Price Is Right. Bob is the greatest guy in showbiz. He did the intro for my piece on IFC’s Split Screen about the Student Academy Award winning Man and Dog documentary. Bob was so moved by the film about a rural animal control officer that has to gas puppies that he gave an on camera testimonial from the set of The Price Is Right without any compensation. He even paid to FedEx the tape to us. We did send him a few t-shirts to wear when he jogs with his dogs.

And Bob is an entertainment superstar. Do you think Adam Sandler would have been a movie star if Bob hadn’t fought him in Happy Gilmore? Sandler would have David Spade”s career if Bob hadn’t belted him on the green. Bob is a kingmaker.

Bob is a prince of a man. And he knows that my living room is always open to him, even if he isn’t on TV at 11 a.m. weekdays.

LIKE A SPORTS MACHINE

It’s sad to hear that George Michael’s Sports Machine is going off the air in March after 23 years when George retires. When I didn’t have cable, this was the best way to catch decent highlight footage on a Sunday night. George did a better job than most of the blathering dorks that dominate ESPN. George, you’ll be missed.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/20/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Whit Haydn performs “The Ambitious Card” trick. (Thingamabob)
  • I so dearly wish this cereal existed… (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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November 18, 2006

Nocturnal Admissions: Movie Review, Casino Royale

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:43 pm
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“The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning.”

That’s the very first sentence of the very first James Bond novel. And it is all there, the glorious tone and setting and sense of worldliness. The decadence, the sophistication, the world weariness, the feeling of being on the brink of something dramatic or drastic, something of global importance. What’s been wrong with the Bond films, since about 1971 or so, with Diamonds are Forever, or perhaps earlier, is that they dropped whatever darkness the movies retained for comedy and wisecracks.
Bond posterCasino Royale was published in 1953, and was quickly adapted into a TV show called Climax Mystery Theater in 1954 with Barry Nelson as an unlikely Bond, at least as we now know him. But after that, the annual Bond novel flourished only in England, not unlike the Patrick O’Brien seafaring novels, until someone reviewed them with such enthusiasm that suddenly 17 O’Brien books appeared in trade paperback virtually simultaneously. In the case of Bond, as is now famously known, JFK mentioned to a Life reporter that the Bond books were among his favorite reading matter, and if indeed he really read them and didn’t have a press secretary make something up on his behalf, it is clear to see why Kennedy might like the books. They mirrored his real life: saving the world, bedding the planet’s best looking chicks. Once the books started to become movies it was clear to see why they might appeal to the masses, especially a society that had grown easily airborne to exotic locations, and a reborn movie going public that was enjoying more freedom, fueled by the Pill, the Playboy philosophy, and the collapse of the movie Production Code.

The Bond world became so intoxicating that eventually directors from Spielberg to Tarantino expressed interest at one time or another, mostly out of sorrow than excitement, since the franchise preferred amiably competent hacks such as Guy Hamilton and Terence Young. Only recently have directors with more personality, such as Michael Apted, been ushered into the realm, but even then they still conformed to what ever still the decade demanded from them. In addition, eventually there was a lot of competition for the Bond market then there used to be. From Die Hard to Indiana Jones to Jason Stratham movies to Mission Impossible, to the Asian action films, diverse filmmakers smuggled a little of the glory of Bond into their films while exceeding them in excitement and gravitas. In fact, the new Casino Royale appears to be an awful lot like MI3, even down to the girlfriend-enacted defibrillation. It’s a sign that the Bond films have flipped places with other franchises such as Mission Impossible. Casino is an attempt to reconfigure the Bond films in the direction of the competitors. The typical Bond film will no longer be outlandish, wiseacre-filled comedies of world domination. They will harder, darker, character driven, with state of the art stunts.

Bond bathroom

Whenever there is a new Bond film key questions arise. One, is the theme song any good? Two, how are the credits? Three, how hot are the Bond girls? Four, what new toys does Q give Bond? Five, how is the villain? Six, when and how does he say, “Shaken, not stirred,” and “Bond. James Bond”? Creating anticipation for the answers to questions was a terrific marketing strategy, but so often without sufficient follow through, leading to post-cinemal disappointment.

And the big question comes whenever there is a new Bond, which has happened five times now since Connery. Does the new guy match up to Sean? (And yes, Virginia, someday, in 2046, there will be a female Bond.) Does he evince the blend of wit and sheer animal magnetism that we want out of a Bond? Connery is the template, sophisticated and lethal, and even resembling the book’s Bond, whom Fleming said he imagined looking like Hoagy Carmichael. Australian car salesman George Lazenby looked the part, but couldn’t deliver lines with conviction. Roger Moore was of the David Nivin school, vacuous and suave, the kind of British film figure who sniffs his nose at a poorly creased pant leg and is angered by improprieties toward women because they bespeak less then impeccable manners. Brosnan was in the Moore mode, and for three films Timothy Dalton was the last attempt to create a “darker” Bond. Unfortunately he had all the vices of Lazenby with few of the virtues of Connery.

Bond torso

First things first, Daniel Craig is a great Bond. He is handsome in a damaged boxer sort of way, can be suave when he needs to, but has lower class roots that give this Bond an edge of anger. He is a different Bond, a colder, harder Bond who is eventually shaken and stirred.

Bond shooting

With Casino Royale, the hard drive has been erased. The series has begun again, as if the previous 20 films (or 22) (or 23) didn’t exist. The film has elements of an origin story without dwelling on it too much. There is little effort toward the Bondian witticism. There is an attempt at some repartee on the Chunnel train, but it is so far below the quality of Hitchcock’s NXNW that right now I can’t remember a single line of it. Craig isn’t built to banter. Rather, he is built to tear fire hydrants off curbs. He’s got the shoulders of a Transformer, with a tiny mashed potato of a head. He’s not so much Bond as the Terminator. He runs like Robert Patrick in Term 2, like a speeding bullet. At one point, when Bond is standing bruised and cut in front of a mirror, you half expect him to peel back his eye, like Schwarzenegger in the first Terminator.

Bond villain

And speaking of eyes, the villain this time is someone named Mads Mikkelsen, who played Tristan in King Arthur in a film with another Bond candidate, Clive Owen. His Le Chiffre has an eye that weeps blood, an unexplained physical phenomenon. He’s good looking enough to play Bond himself, so he makes a good match for Craig’s more battered Bond. He is a fine villain who has higher constraints on himself that give him plausible, anguished motivation. His blood seeping eye evokes the classic opening of each Bond film up until now, perhaps another symbol of “rebirth.”.

The Bond girls this time around are gorgeous model types, if slightly more serious and fully fleshed out (without showing much flesh). Eva Green provides a tad bit of eye candy with her Herculean cleavage,

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Frankly, the plot is a tad hard to follow, but that is the lot of most action movies, since the important plot stuff is muttered as people are walking hurriedly from one spot to another in the boring scenes between fights and explosions. And there are some terrific stunts. The first 15 minutes or so is one long, exhausting chase scene through an Ugandan work site. And how do you make a Texas Hold-’em game interesting? Interrupt it occasionally with more exciting things, such as a a poisoning or a terrific staircase fight, with Bond and foes virtually chasing Green down the steps.

Bond M

Casino Royale has a great beginning and a great punchline of an end, but parts of the middle are so-so. Giancarlo Giannini pops up as a aide to Bond in Montenegro, where the casino has been relocated. He begins by being the Bondian equivalent of John Madden, offering color commentary on the poker game that is supposed to be the center of the movie, as it was in the book (where the game was the more exotic baccarat), saying such exciting things as, “My god, James was right.”

And what would a contemporary film be without a torture scene? Fortunately, Fleming’s source book provides a nifty one, which Bond seems to endure with Stallonian resilience. This part of the film follows the novel closely, and it is well to do so, given the layers of motivation and morality it compresses.

Bond eye

For the rest, there is no Q and thus not much in the way of gadgets, excellent credits, an unmemorable but not annoying song by Chris Cornell, a clever way of introducing the bloody eyeball opening. And Craig does say, “Bond. James Bond,” and orders a martini, but you’ll be surprised at the results.

November 17, 2006

Comics in Context #155: Two American Masters

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — admin @ 8:49 pm
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The unexpected and astonishing deluge of museum and gallery shows dealing with comics and cartoon art continues in the New York City area. One that I hadn’t mentioned before is “The Masters Series: Jules Feiffer,” a retrospective at the School of Visual Arts’ Visual Arts Museum, continuing through December 2. Each year SVA chooses a different artist to honor in its Masters series: Feiffer appears to be the first cartoonist so honored. But perhaps this isn’t so surprising. For decades comic strips dealing in political satire, such as Feiffer’s, Walt Kelly’s Pogo, and Garry Trudeau’s Doonesbury, have been the exceptions to the cultural establishment’s attitude that comics are junk. Only three years ago the New-York Historical Society staged its own Feiffer retrospective, “Julz Rulz: Inside the Mind of Jules Feiffer.”

cic2006-11-17.jpgBut I was surprised, four separate times, on my recent visit to the Brooklyn Museum. The introductory wall text for one of its current temporary exhibitions, “Tigers of Wrath: Watercolors by Walton Ford,” stated that “The satirical edge Ford adds recalls artists such as Pieter Brueghel the Elder (Dutch, circa 1525-1569), J. J. Granville (French, 1803-1847), and Robert Crumb (American, born 1943).” In content and visual style Ford has nothing to do with Crumb: Ford is really doing postmodern riffs on John James Audubon’s paintings of wildlife. But yes, Crumb and Ford are both satirists, and I was pleased to see one of the “Masters of American Comics” cited in a museum exhibition of painting.

The Brooklyn Museum was simultaneously staging another temporary exhibition showing how another form of popular culture had risen into the precincts of fine art: “Graffiti Basics.” Here I was surprised again: a section of this exhibit was titled “Comics and Cartoons.” Here the wall text asserted that “Comics and cartoons have inspired many graffiti artists, Their works often appear to be single panels taken from comics. . . .The artist Crash (John Mathis) is illustrative in this regard. “˜From colorful faux wallpaper to Marvel Comics,’ he writes, “˜this was my youth.”

Later the text declares, “As with comic book heroes, the alter-ego of graffiti artists is often a simplification of the person’s identity.” The text continues, “In both comic books and graffiti art, simplified characters allow the viewer to identify with the people in the story.” At first reading, this struck me as nonsense. Is the uncredited text writer referring to comics superheroes? Starting with Stan Lee, superhero comics writers have used the dual identity convention to dramatize the complexity of the hero’s psyche. Typically, the hero’s dual identity represents two sides of his personality. Moreover, whether they are dealing with superheroes or other protagonists in their comics, Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman, to name two prominent examples of contemporary comics authors, unquestionably deal in complex characterizations.

I wonder if the uncredited text writer is actually referring to Scott McCloud’s Understanding Comics, in which he theorizes that comics readers can more easily identify with a simply drawn, caricatured figure, like Scott’s own comics version of himself, than with a highly detailed, realistically drawn human figure.

In either case, the curators of “Graffiti Basics” are right in perceiving a link between comics and the panel-like pictures drawn by graffiti artists.

References to comics in art museums are surprising, but finding actual comic books on display is even more startling. The Brooklyn Museum is also currently holding an exhibition called “Looking Back from Ground Zero: Images from the Brooklyn Museum Collection,” marking the fifth anniversary of the September 11, 2001 attack on the World Trade Center. Most of the at works on display are photographs. But in one display case, I found a comic book open to a double-page montage of the devastation at the World Trade center site and the heroically depicted rescue workers, titled “Impossible Acts. . . “, drawn and inked by Neal Adams. It was a magnificent work of illustration, and it certainly belonged in the exhibit. However, I winced upon reading the accompanying label, stating the title of the 2001 comic book on display: Heroes: The World’s Greatest Superhero Creators Honor the World’s Greatest Heroes (see “Comics in Context” #61). I have no problem with the understandable praise for the policemen, firemen and others who dealt with the disaster, but I was appalled by Marvel’s self-congratulatory bombast in referring to its team of comics pros, which was thoroughly inappropriate in the context of 9/11. Notice that Marvel even gave the comics people top billing in the subtitle over the “world’s greatest heroes.” (And then there’s the question of whether the writers and artists who worked on Marvel’s Heroes book really do comprise all of “the world’s greatest superhero creators,” and how many of them actually did help create major superheroes.) I found myself wondering how and whether Marvel, and indeed mainstream comics, will adapt as comics come under greater scrutiny from art critics, scholars and curators, who will have little tolerance for such chest-thumping grandiosity.

Nearby was another display case, containing a copy of Art Spiegelman’s 9/11 graphic novel In the Shadow of No Towers (see “Comics in Context” #59, 60 and 61), open to one of Spiegelman’s own double-page spreads. Spiegelman’s self-deprecating irony towards himself in No Towers came as a relief after Marvel’s blatant self-promotion. Moreover, whereas the Neal Adams spread was really a single illustration, the Spiegelman spread was comprised of narrative sequences of panels. In other words, here were actual comics on display.

This set me thinking about yet another change in the status of comics in the early 21st century. For decades comics speculators have been driven by the notion that, given enough time, collectible comic books can be sold for many times their original cover price. This conventional wisdom, of course, led to the comics bubble and bust of the 1990s. Yet now the Brooklyn Museum is exhibiting a comic book that is only five years old and a graphic novel that is merely two years old. The museum isn’t showing the original art for these comics, but copies of the actual printed comics themselves.

In his New York Times review of the “Masters of American Comics” show at the Jewish and Newark Museums, Michael Kimmelman writes, “The show includes one of Mr. [Will] Eisner’s drawings for a “˜splash,’ or title, page of his Spirit strip, and the printed version of it, each of which has its own aura, and raises the issue central to comic art: What is an original?”. In other words, since Eisner created Spirit stories specifically for reproduction in newspapers, are his drawings the real “original,” or is it any of the mass produced printings in the newspapers in which the stories first appeared?

Although the “Masters” show is dominated by the actual drawings by the artists it celebrates, there are many printed comic books and pages from actual newspaper comics sections on display as well. In the Brooklyn Museum show there are printed comics that are half a decade old or less. In other words, I realized, any printed comic book in my personal collection–or yours–should it be judged to be of sufficient artistic merit, is potentially the museum exhibit of tomorrow. (However, I doubt that the Brooklyn Museum paid more than cover price for the two comics it is exhibiting.) Art museums attempt to persuade important collectors of fine art to donate their collections to them in their wills. Will the time come when museums and libraries seek to become the heirs of longtime comics collectors, too?

Over the last four weeks I’ve covered the Newark Museum’s portion of “Masters of American Comics,” covering the history of the newspaper comic strip from Winsor McCay to Charles Schulz. This week I move to the latter portion of “Masters,” which is currently at the Jewish Museum in Manhattan, and covers comic books, beginning with the work of Will Eisner (1917-2005). Chronologically, Eisner precedes Schulz in entering comics, but co-curator John Carlin states in Yale University Press’s Masters of American Comics catalogue that “The Spirit was the most important bridge between newspaper comics and comic books” (p. 94). After all, each Sunday version of The Spirit was a seven-page comic book story that was originally published in newspapers.

It can be revealing to get fresh perspectives on familiar subjects. On one of my visits to the Jewish Museum to see “Masters,” I went with Gina Misiroglu, my editor on The Supervillain Book, published by Visible Ink Press (which should now be available in bookstores). I pointed out to her a splash page featuring Eisner’s most notorious femme fatale, P’Gell, from the May 25, 1947 Spirit story “Il Duce’s Locket” (on page 251 of the Masters book and in The New York Times“online slideshow” for “Masters” at
). Gina commented that P’Gell looked to her like the young Lucille Ball, who, she pointed out, was a “sex symbol” in movies in the 1940s before becoming more famous as a screwball comedienne on TV in the 1950s. That’s true about the pre-TV Lucy, as you can see in movies like the MGM musical Ziegfeld Follies (1946), and once Gina had mentioned it, I too saw the resemblance between the young Ms. Ball and P’Gell, at least in this vintage splash page. If Eisner intended this, it’s another sign of how The Spirit was influenced by the movies of the 1940s.

Only last year the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art (MOCCA) in lower Manhattan staged “Will Eisner: A Retrospective,” a far more complete survey of his career than the “Masters” show currently provides. (MOCCA published a catalogue of the show, so you can see for yourself.) The MOCCA retrospective was roughly evenly divided between The Spirit and Eisner’s pioneering graphic novels from the last three decades of his life. Some of the same pieces of original art have now turned up in both shows, including the notorious splash page of the Spirit spanking Ellen Dolan, which should give pause to anyone who claims to detect a feminist sensibility in The Spirit. But I was surprised to find that the “Masters” section on Eisner is entirely devoted to The Spirit, with the sole exception being the opening pages of his first graphic novel, A Contract with God (1978) (see “Comics in Context” #69), with its near-Biblical deluge of “Eisnerspritz” (Masters p. 257). According to “Masters” co-curator Brian Walker, the show emphasizes visual design over story content. It is in the Eisner section that this divergence becomes most clear. Carlin states in the catalogue that “Eisner developed the language of comic books in much the same way that McCay perfected the formal language of comic strips” (p. 94). The show appears to be arguing that it was in The Spirit that this development took place and Eisner proved to be a visual innovator in the comics medium. By implication, Eisner did not make further visual innovations in his graphic novels; that seems to me to be a reasonable judgment. Yet by virtually ignoring Eisner’s graphic novels, “Masters” likewise ignores Eisner’s continuing evolution as a writer in the latter part of his long career. Significantly, Kimmelman dismisses Eisner’s graphic novels in his review: “Mr. Eisner’s later career as a graphic novelist. . .led him toward maudlin stories ruminating on God, but before that, he set a standard for the industry.” (Though Kimmelman seems unaware of this, most of Eisner’s graphic novels are not about theology. Oddly, Kimmelman also calls Eisner the “master of the sweatshop,” as if he had spent his career helping to run the Eisner-Iger studio, although neither The Spirit nor the graphic novels were created via such impersonal assembly line methods.) I wonder if, eventually, it will be The Spirit, not his graphic novels, that will emerge as Eisner’s primary legacy to the artform.

Despite the emphasis on visual style over literary content, the “Masters” show includes the original penciled and inked pages for several complete Spirit stories, including perhaps the most famous, “The Story of Gerhard Shnobble” from September 5, 1948 (pgs. 98-99). (See “Comics in Context” #68.) Now, since comics art is designed for mass reproduction, you may wonder, as I have, what the point is in seeing the original artwork rather than the printed pages. There is certainly an advantage at seeing the artwork at the size at which it was drawn, not the smaller size at which, so often, it has been reproduced. The overhead shot in which Shnobble leaps off a roof into a virtual canyon formed by towering skyscrapers gains in vertiginous power when viewed in its original dimensions.

Although Carlin misses the obvious analogy between Milton Caniff’s visual storytelling and the cinema, he sees the connection in Eisner’s work: writing in the catalogue about “Shnobble,” Carlin observes that “Eisner’s arrangement [of panels] conveys the sense of drama and movement in the rooftop the same way editing would in a well-crafted film.”

A good number of the Eisner pages selected for “Masters” appear to have been chosen because they further exemplify the show’s continuing theme of metafiction. For example, Eisner puts himself in The Spirit as its artist in the splash page for the May 3, 1942 story “Self-Portrait” (p. 246), which is also part of the Timesonline slideshow. Another complete Spirit story on display, “Li’l Adam, the Stupid Mountain Boy” (July 20, 1947), satirizes not only the comic strip Li’l Abner and its strip-within-a-strip, Fearless Fosdick, a parody of Dick Tracy, but also Abner creator Al Capp (“Al Slapp”) and Tracy creator Chester Gould (“Hector Ghoul”), whom Eisner draws to resemble their respective characters, thereby implying that a cartoonist’s hero is an idealized projection of himself (as Eisner repeatedly confessed about the Spirit). Eisner also throws in “Homeless Brenda” as a jab at Little Orphan Annie. (The Masters book includes only a single page from this story, on page 253.) When the Spirit questions Dick Tracy lookalike Ghoul, meant to represent Gould, about a strip resembling Gould’s Dick Tracy, one of The Spirit comic’s competitors, Eisner has led us down a twisted labyrinth of levels of reality, indeed.

My favorite Eisner piece in the show (which, alas, is not reproduced in the Masters book), is the splash page for the 1949 Spirit story “Dolan Walks a Beat.” Temporarily demoted, Commissioner Dolan, wearing a police officer’s uniform, walks past a billboard. The billboard contains its own comic strip, a narrative sequence of three panels, each featuring the Spirit; in the last panel, the Spirit stares in shock at the demoted Dolan. It’s another case of a comic strip within a comic strip, but in a different sense than Fearless Fosdick, who is merely a fictional character in the “reality” of Li’l Abner’s world. The Spirit is a real character in his series, and so is Dolan. Yet in this splash, the Spirit appears to be confined to a reality that exists merely as a comic strip on a billboard within which Dolan exists! This is an effect that one could only achieve in the comics medium.

Though Carlin wrote the main text for the Masters book, various other writers were invited to contribute appreciations of specific Masters. The only failure among these fifteen essays is Raymond Pettibon’s incoherent piece about Eisner. Pettibon rants about comics fans (“Although comic books are made for reproduction, while comics fans are not”) and even The New York Times’ coverage of the Iraq war, while managing not to provide the least insight into Eisner’s work. When Pettibon submitted this essay to the editors, their proper response should have been “No.”

Kimmelman concludes his “Masters” review with accolades for Jack Kirby (1917-1994): referring to Kirby’s Marvel series of the 1960s, Kimmelman writes, “Their radicalism was plain to see. Being visual space busters, they have done more or less for the art of comics what Cubism did for painting.”

That’s high praise indeed, but justified, given Kirby’s dynamic reinterpretations of the human figure moving through the space within comics panels. Pablo Picasso was the co-creator of Cubism, but elsewhere in his review, Kimmelman declares that “As for Mr. Crumb, he’s still the Picasso of comics. . . .” Crumb wasn’t a revolutionary “space buster” like Kirby, so in that regard the comparison of Kirby to Picasso makes more sense. However, Kimmelman is claiming that Crumb is “the Picasso of comics” specifically in the sense that he believes Crumb is “the unavoidable influence on all younger artists” in comics, as Picasso is in painting. But Kimmelman is making an unjustified supposition about comics. Crumb probably is an “unavoidable influence” on alternative cartoonists who follow in the tradition of the underground comix of the 1960s, and perhaps even on contemporary newspaper humor cartoonists. But how much influence does Crumb have on the action-adventure comics published by DC, Marvel, Image, Dark Horse and the rest? In this realm Kirby has long been the “unavoidable influence,” although that influence seems to be waning somewhat due to the strong influx of manga into the American comics market. But Kimmelman’s error is understandable considering the “Masters” show’s implicit thesis about comics history, as we shall see.

In the Masters book Carlin sometimes goes overboard in praising Kirby. Carlin states that in his comics Kirby was “creating heroes and myths that were the cornerstones of American pop culture from the 1940s through the 1970s” (p.101). One problem with this assertion is that Kirby collaborated with Joe Simon and Stan Lee in creating most of these characters and stories. Later in the text Carlin explicitly refers to the Lee-Kirby collaboration and declares that “It influenced not only other comic book artists but sixties culture as a whole” (p. 104).

As someone who grew up reading Lee-Kirby Marvel books, I can assure you that they were not “cornerstones” of pop culture in their time. Can Carlin really mean to suggest that Kirby’s comics had more influence on American pop culture over those four decades than movies or rock music or television? Millions of people, mostly kids, read those comics, but the culture at large disdained superhero comics. If you were still reading comics in high school and college, you risked being mocked by your classmates, who considered them to have “outgrown” the medium. Whatever influence Marvel Comics had on the culture remained under the radar until the recent explosion of movies based on Marvel characters. It’s wonderful that Carlin, Kimmelman, and other scholars and critics are starting to treat comics as an artistically significant medium. But let’s not get so carried away that we indulge in revisionist history without factual foundation.

Carlin also contends that Kirby’s The New Gods influenced “George Lucas’s Star Wars series, which combined Kirby’s cosmic space opera with complex Westerns, notably John Ford’s The Searchers“ (p. 104). Kirby has Darkseid and the Source; Lucas has the “dark side” and the Force. Kirby’s Orion, like Lucas’s Luke Skywalker, turns out to be the villain’s son. So that connection seems clear. But just how does Luke Skywalker resemble The Searchers‘ protagonist, the racist, violent loner Ethan Edwards? Or is Carlin possibly talking about Anakin Skywalker’s devolution into Darth Vader (who is, of course, a lookalike for Kirby and Lee’s Doctor Doom)? Note to Carlin: Lucas has acknowledged the influences of Alex Raymond’s Flash Gordon and Akira Kurosawa’s The Hidden Fortress (1958) on the Star Wars movies.

Even worse, in briefly discussing Steve Ditko in the Kirby section of his text, Carlin not only excludes Stan Lee from any part in creating Doctor Strange, but asserts that the Doctor Strange series “dealt directly with drugs. . . .” (p. 104). Just where in any of Lee and Ditko’s Doctor Strange stories do drugs appear? Can it be that Carlin subscribes to the assumption, devoid of proof, that Lee and Ditko had to have been taking drugs to come up with the surreal worlds pictured in Doctor Strange? Was Winsor McCay high on rarebit? (And couldn’t one draw an analogy between Doctor Strange in Ditko’s occult dimensions and Little Nemo visiting Slumberland?) Is there any evidence that Lee or Ditko regarded Doctor Strange’s journeys into occult realms as metaphors for drug trips?

Then Carlin asserts that “some people recognized that Ditko took the baroque elements of Spider-Man’s distinctive red-and-blue costume and webbing and developed them into free-floating, psychedelic designs.” So Dormammu’s Dark Dimension is based on Spider-Man’s webbing? Isn’t it more likely that Ditko had seen work by Salvador Dali and other Surrealists?

Carlin also stumbles into the familiar mire of attempting to divide the credit for their collaborations between Lee and Kirby. Carlin declares that “Stan Lee wrote the story outlines and some of the dialogue, but Kirby created the casts and the conceptual layout for each title” (pp. 101-102). What does Carlin mean by “some of the dialogue”? Perhaps Carlin has learned that Kirby wrote border notes on the pages he drew, describing the action and often what the characters were talking about. But really, the dialogue for the books Lee did with Kirby reads no differently than the dialogue for books that Lee did with Ditko or any other artist. The style of dialogue is consistent throughout the books that Stan Lee is credited as scripting; that’s the proof that he came up with more than “some” of the dialogue.

Stan Lee has long admitted that Kirby came up with the Silver Surfer on his own (although Lee surely deserves credit for creating the Surfer’s style of dialogue and hence much of his personality). But that does not mean that Kirby “created the casts” for all the comics he did with Stan Lee. And what the hell does “conceptual layout” mean?

The Kirby sections of both the “Masters” show and the book suffer from insufficient comprehension of the collaborative process in creating mainstream comic books. For example, in describing part of the “Galactus Trilogy” (from Fantastic Four #48-50, 1966), Carlin points to a panel featuring the “radiating effect of feathered lines and brilliant colors that was one of the hallmarks of Kirby’s style.” Feathered lines, yes, but did Kirby have any influence over the coloring? As editor Lee would have assigned the colorist. And who was the colorist anyway?

This leads to a serious problem with the “Masters” show. The first piece on display is a handsome portrait of Captain America from Captain America #109 (January 1966), credited on the accompanying label to Jack Kirby and Syd Shores (Masters p. 259). Presumably Kirby drew it and Shores inked it, but this division of labor is not explained either on the label or in the Masters book. Neither the show nor the book ever explains the role of the inker. Worse, most of the labels for the Kirby pieces at the Jewish Museum do not list the inker. Of course, that information is easy to find, either in the original comics, or online, or from asking authorities on Kirby’s work. In some cases, the artwork on display is a splash page, complete with credits, and the inker’s name still doesn’t make it onto the label! The forgotten man of the “Masters” Kirby mini-retrospective is inker Joe Sinnott, although he and other inkers do get credited in the attributions in the Masters book. One could also argue that Stan Lee as scripter and co-plotter and the various letterers of the Kirby pages on display should also be credited on the labels. Since there are also numerous printed comics on display in the show’s Kirby section, perhaps the colorists for those pages and covers likewise deserve credit.

While there are many original Kirby pages on display at the Jewish Museum, there are also numerous printed comics pages on display from the Galactus Trilogy and from Lee and Kirby’s finest single issue story, “This Man, This Monster!” From Fantastic Four #51 (1966). Presumably the original art from these stories was unavailable. Not only does the show display original printings of Lee-Kirby stories, but it also exhibits copies of Marvel Treasury Edition, which reprinted their Fantastic Four tales in larger, tabloid size. Having expected to see only original artwork, I found myself wondering, does this mean that a longtime comics collector could stage a museum exhibit about Kirby or another Silver Age artist, simply by using original copies of 1960s comics? In the Masters book I see reproductions of printed comics pages attributed to “Private collection.” Most of the comics artwork in my book Marvel Universe for Harry N. Abrams was reproduced from books in my own collection. In retrospect, maybe I should have listed each picture as being from “The Peter Sanderson Collection.”

Despite my various qualms, I am favorably impressed by the treatment of Kirby in the “Masters” show and book. As he did with Eisner, Carlin praises Kirby’s cinematic style of storytelling, commending “his ability to link individual panels into a unified effect, unfolding like an action sequence in a well-made movie” (p. 101).

In discussing the Galactus Trilogy, Carlin rightly states that “Kirby and Lee raised this simple story into a great contemporary myth by doing two things that greatly influenced later comic book adventures. First, they grounded their characters in a world that was tangibly real and morally complex.” This is true of all of Lee and Kirby’s work in the 1960s, and indeed of Lee’s work with Ditko and his other collaborators during that decade. Carlin continues, “Second, they experimented with a number of new visual devices, including a higher degree of intentional patterning elements than previously found in comic books” (p. 102). This implies that Lee and Kirby actually sat down and consciously thought out and discussed how to work abstract visual elements into their stories. I suspect that Kirby worked more intuitively than that, and that Lee simply had the good taste to appreciate and accept Kirby’s visual innovations. Nonetheless, I am grateful that Carlin draws the reader’s attention to just such visual patterning in the pages from Fantastic Four #49 and 50 showing the Human Torch’s journey through space to Galactus’s worldship and back (pp. 103, 107). The book (p. 105) also runs one of Kirby’s amazing photo collage pages (from Fantastic Four #48, 1966) without comment, though it certainly deserves some (as well as providing another link with Picasso, who also worked with collages).

The highlight of the Kirby section of “Masters” may be an extraordinary double-page spread from Devil Dinosaur #4 (July 1978) (p. 266 and here). I don’t know what this story was about, but the spread is dominated by what looks like Devil Dinosaur’s gigantic, demonic twin, whose body is covered by semi-abstract patterning, who leaps up against a typically semi-surreal Kirby skyscape, which in this case includes giant glowing eyes that seem to have drifted in from Ditko’s Doctor Strange. In his essay in the Masters book, contributing writer Glen David Gold recalls Eisner telling him that he thought Kirby was “not pursuing some aesthetic ideal” in his work. Then Gold showed this spread to Eisner, who then conceded, “Okay, I might be wrong” (p. 261). Eisner had made the mistake of thinking that genre fiction, including adventure comics fantasies, could not be vehicles for personal expression and serious artistic achievement.

I also am very pleased with Gold’s insight that the Silver Surfer not only is “Jesus Christ to Galactus’s God,” which I knew, but is also Adam, banished from space–the Surfer’s version of Paradise–to the world of mortal man (p. 262). Gold also confirms my belief that that magpie Roy Lichtenstein’s painting “Image Duplicator” was semi-duplicated from an image drawn by Kirby in X-Men #1 (p. 261).

Another Kirby piece included in the show, the book (p. 100), and the Times online slideshow exemplifies the dominant impression the Kirby comics pages in this mini-retrospective left me with. This is the cover for Fantastic Four #50 (May 1966), a rather simple composition with a large figure of the Silver Surfer on his board, faces of three members of the Fantastic Four, and an inset panel of the fourth member, the Torch, at college. At first I wondered why this rather simple composition was selected for display. But looking at this cover as well as other Kirby originals in the Masters book makes clear his skill for using seemingly simple means to give figures like the Surfer a sense of power, to render them iconic, to give them a sculptural look (as if they were figures of Greek gods), and an aura of monumentality.

Carlin sums up, “The combination of Lee’s metaphysical plotting, Kirby’s forceful stylization, and their combined love of unlikely heroes made their work the best the medium had to offer” (p. 104) This time Carlin is giving Kirby too little credit for co-plotting, but it’s rewarding to see him confirm that Stan Lee was right in the 1960s when he called Fantastic Four “The World’s Greatest Comic Magazine.”

Kirby influenced so many comics artists who followed in his wake, but neophytes to comics would not know that from the “Masters” show. The saga of the mainstream comic book tradition comes to a stop in the “Masters” show with Kirby. From this point onward, “Masters” follows a parallel line of development, which leads from Harvey Kurtzman’s MAD through Robert Crumb’s pioneering underground comics to the alternative comics of today. Certainly no subsequent comics artist has surpassed Kirby in mainstream comics, but is it right for the exhibit to give the impression that not only newspaper comic strips but also mainstream comic books ceased being creatively vital and innovative after the 1960s?

In his review Kimmelman notes, “comics aficionados will argue about which masters have been grievously excluded from the show. (Where’s Charles Burns? Daniel Clowes? Lynda Barry? Milt Gross? Jules Feiffer? Alex Raymond?)” Apart from comic strip legend Raymond, most of the artists Kimmelman names would be considered closer to the Kurtzman-Crumb family tree of comics. It’s as if the “Masters” show left him with the impression that no one of interest continued and built upon the comics tradition of Caniff and Kirby.

For years PBS has been running a documentary series called American Masters. Recently shown episodes included profiles of architect Frank Gehry, artist Andy Warhol, dancer Gene Kelly, television journalists Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite, playwright Arthur Miller, director Elia Kazan, filmmaker Preston Sturges, and television writer Rod Serling. As this comics exhibition proves, cartoonists can be American Masters too? How long do you think it will be before American Masters gets around to doing a show about Will Eisner or Jack Kirby?

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Copyright 2006 Peter Sanderson

Trailer Park: Eventually It Wins Over Everyone

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By Christopher Stipp

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The first question I really wanted to ask Darren was whether or not he was afraid to die. I didn’t but I wanted to.

After you sit and open yourself up to what THE FOUNTAIN has to offer your soul, and no, this is not hyperbole, there is a sense that you’ve been shown something that hasn’t ever really been rendered or expressed in film before.

Yes, those of us who have been steeped in films can point out a few cinematic touchstones where the idea of death and its emotional connection to our collective experience as humans has been adequately presented. The basic thing of it, though, is that I can’t point out one movie that has pushed me as a viewer to accept the one truth about being a living, breathing person on this planet: I will die.

THE FOUNTAIN pushes even harder on this premise and puts forth the notion of being faced with a loved one’s death while being terrified of accepting death’s inevitability yourself. This movie posits some heavy ideas but it never once feels, and this is key, like this was a movie based on someone’s high falutin obsession to make an inaccessible piece of art; rather, this is about as straight-forward as you could ever be when it comes to making a film that feels like it was written with real heart and passion. Love just drips from every pore and frame of this film that it makes you feel that Darren, Hugh, Rachel and everyone involved in this production believed this was a movie that needed to be made.

To say that the film succeeds in easily becoming one of the most distinguished pictures to come out this year would be giving the word “understatement” not enough weight. This movie shows you what Hugh Jackman is really made of, what Rachel Weisz can really do with her abilities as an actress and that the world needs more filmmakers like Darren. The man could have, no doubt, turned out flicks that could’ve paid for a few houses in the Hollywood Hills and lived like a pimp if he would’ve just capitulated to studio pressure to just give up. To be honest, I don’t know if I would’ve had it in me to just stay true to thine self by ruminating on ways to make this movie happen but he did.

I know I could write about how thrilling it was to sit across from one of the premier, again, not hyperbole, directors of the past decade but all you really need to know is that when people asked me what it was like to talk to him my only response was that it was like reading a novel and then being able to sit with the author the next day to ask whatever you like regarding whatever you wanted.

If you want to know how great it was to work with Hugh or how awesomely sucky it was that Brad Pitt wasn’t in it or what we can expect on the DVD or any other questions regarding the technical aspects of this movie’s production, go somewhere else. Honestly, the movie rattled my emotional core and even though I wish we had more time than we did, I’m hoping this wasn’t the last time we would ever talk, I was all about trying to make a connection with this film’s story and to find out whether Americans, in general, have a hard time accepting that we’re all going to die.

If you haven’t already figured it out I am hoping this short conversation piques your interest in seeing this movie next Wednesday. Darren not only hopes you tell a friend or two or three to see it but this is one film that, if you do suggest it and the individual(s) don’t dig it, I am thinking it’s grounds for you to dispatch a legal beating on their person with a loaf of stale sourdough. Seriously.

Much thanks to everyone involved with Darren’s publicity team who helped make this 15 minutes possible.

DARREN ARONOFSKY: You work for Kevin?

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Kinda. It’s for his website, actually. QuickStopEntertainment.com.

ARONOFSKY: He has people all over the place?

STIPP: Also, kinda. We’re like independent contractors who live all over the country and write on a multitude of things.

ARONOFSKY: Nice.

STIPP: I’ve been writing now for almost three years”¦

ARONOFSKY: Wasn’t it called View Askew or something like that?

STIPP: Poop Shoot. Movie Poop Shoot.

ARONOFSKY: Movie Poop Shoot. Right. Now it’s called Quick Stop Entertainment?

STIPP: Yup. Thankfully it was changed, just coming from my end of things, because it was really difficult”¦in fact, one story involves you.

I called, around November of last year, when you were making the rounds on CHUD, JoBlo, Ain’t It Cool, to try and be able and talk to you but after putting in the request and when they asked me what site I worked for, me saying “Movie Poop Shoot”, they essentially just laughed and said, “I don’t think so.” That was it until now.

And, speaking of which, I saw the movie last night…

ARONOFSKY: That was a fun screening.

STIPP: It was but I thought it was interesting that a movie like this, with the kind of heady subject matter, that you would target college kids.

ARONOFSKY: Well, I’ve always done college tours with my films, PI and REQUIEM, this the third time I’ve done one; I don’t know if Kevin does them but he’s done more movies than me so he’s probably bored of it.

I always get a good reaction at the colleges. To be honest”¦I didn’t know how it work either but it seems to really be working with the young crowds which is kind of cool and I think that’s because they’re more adventurous in their cinema.

STIPP: Very dense movie.

ARONOFSKY: Yeah.

STIPP: It’s a word I also saw popping up in the early reviews, I cried a little but by the end”¦It affected me on a level I didn’t think a film could. I know the germ of this came about with your own parents’ situation with cancer and so I’m wondering if this movie has helped you wrap your arms around the notion of death?

[Darren laughs]

ARONOFSKY: Not quite. I think it’s always a struggle and I think the film was kind”¦a beginning of an exploration by me to start thinking about these things or at least think about it in a more formal way.

STIPP: And has the storytelling aspect, when you went back and edited, thinking about your own life events in the past six years, changed how you wanted to tell this story?

ARONOFSKY: Yeah. Ultimately, the problem with film and why I’ve always liked the concept of being a musician, even though I am tone deaf, a musician when they’re creating an album, when they’re creating a bunch of songs, you can really write songs that are connected to an immediate moment in your life. Films, though, take so long that they really represent what you were thinking years ago. This film has been progressing and growing for all these years so it does represent a lot of my life for the last four or five years but I imagine all the new things that have sprouted up in my life will probably effect me on my next film.

STIPP: And, to touch on the concept of music, the score was really effective.

ARONOFSKY: Thank you and it was Clint Mansell again, who I worked with on PI and REQUIEM, and we brought the Kronos back because we needed some strings and they are just the best. Then we also got this rock band called Mogwai, out of Scotland, to add sort of a psychedllic rock element to it.

The score, I think, comes out a day before the movie.

STIPP: A lot of the great filmmakers like to keep things consistent with regard who they work with on their projects, again and again and again, like the Kronos Quartet, is that how you see your future”¦

ARONOFSKY: I love them. They’re just great to work with. They’re really great people, they’re totally experimental, they’re totally willing to take chances and go out on a limb and try new things. They just have an incredible spirit.

And, on top of that, they are the most ridiculous musicians you’ve ever seen as far as skill. You’re like listening to some rhythm and you’re like, “Is that a 1/16th?” and they’re, “No, it’s a 1/32.”

[Laughs]

“Huh?”

STIPP: I heard Rachel, to prepare, went and visited with people who were about to die and I’m wondering, on a personal level, has that experience still lingered with her?

ARONOFSKY: I think so. I can’t see how something like that can’t change you and I think every film changes us and everyone. I mean, they’re very intense experiences. Rachel, especially, had to go and see some heavy-duty stuff.

I know Hugh talks about in some of his interviews”¦I took him to see brain surgery. We went in and saw an actual brain surgery on an actual person. And Hugh, I think, had a conversation with the woman beforehand. During the surgery the doctors were saying that she was going to die and this was just a last hope to extend her life a little bit.

You’re sitting there”¦staring at someone’s brain as they’re pulling out pieces. It’s a very intense thing.

Some people see that all the time. These surgeons are sitting there doing a job, like anyone else would be doing, but they do it every day.

STIPP: Do you think”¦myself I have two daughters, and it wasn’t until I had them when I started to feel pings of my own mortality. I’m scared to do a lot of things and I think I have a problem with death. As you were working on this did you find that, as a society, we have a problem with death? With talking about it, accepting it?

ARONOFSKY: I think we’ve completely hidden it”¦Ignore it and face it with complete hubris even though it’s going to win. Eventually it wins over everyone.

We just completely deny it.

That was the interesting thing”¦When me and Rachel and Hugh would go to these hospices we would meet these caretakers and doctors and they would all say something astounding which was a lot of these young people when they got closer to death”¦something amazing started to happen to them; something similar [to what happens] to Izzie in the sense that they started to see something infinite in the finite reality in front of them but they had no vocabulary to talk about it. They had no way of explaining of what was going on because there’s just no education, and there’s no spiritual support structure in the west to help us with it.

So, as they’re going down this path the ironic thing is that the families, who are healthy, are so indoctrinated into western medicine and science are like, “You’ve got to fight. You’ve got to keep fighting. You’ve got to fight.”

Even when, at a certain point, there is no more of a fight. It’s over.

And that’s the line that’s really hard; it’s when it’s ok to let go because, ultimately, it IS ok to let go because eventually we’re all going to die. But a lot of these people, a lot of these families, become really really tough and what happens, the tragedy of it all, that the person who’s dying actually dies in a much more lonely place because they can’t at all communicate with their families. And THAT, to me was the tragedy. That informed the whole plot of the film.

In THE FOUNTAIN you have Izzie who is actually approaching some type of understanding and trying to reach her husband who is just doing the typical, normal response of like, “No, I’m going to solve this problem. I’m going to fix it and you’ve got to keep fighting.”

So, I think in the west right now we’re completely cut off from having any type of tool or any way of understanding that what makes us human and what makes us alive is that we will die and mortality is actually a part of our humanity”¦and that dying can actually be a part of our spiritual path.

[Darren smiles]

How about that? Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

STIPP: Who do you think has stated it best? In the past six years did you come across anything that has really connected with you?

ARONOFSKY: There was some, I can’t remember what, so many cultures have dealt with it in so many different ways, but one of my favorite was”¦and I don’t think it was Norse, I can’t remember, it was some type of northern European culture that was a warrior culture. You were judged by your dying words and how clever they were; and so, on the battlefield, you would construct, basically, a lyric that, if it was unbelievably poetic, it judged what your immortality would be. There was a whole culture based on that which I thought was great.

Ari, the other guy I wrote the story with, and I read tons of that stuff.

STIPP: I guess the last question I have is that you have a lot in your life, going forward, another life to look after as well, and are you now aware of what kind of legacy you want to leave behind you?

ARONOFSKY: Yeah. Part of that is keep trying to make good work. Keep from having to compromise because there is always pressure to compromise. But I think you just have to take it step by step”¦I’m not one of those long-term planners that can think of what I’d like in fifty years for my life to have been.

I think I’d just try to think about what I want to do next and then just get it done.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/17/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:00 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Sucks Less, episode 4. Go. You watch now. (Thingamabob)
  • Legendary Disney animator Ward Kimball – on a game show. (Thingamabob)
  • Kaspar Huaser Comedy Podcast – solving the problem of white literacy, one joke at a time… (Thingamabob)
  • Treadmill stupidity – Darwin would be proud… (Thingamabob)

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November 16, 2006

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/16/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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  • Is there any sex in the champagne room? (Thingamabob)
  • The Hayden Christensen School of Acting… (Thingamabob)
  • “Torn” on The Secret Policeman’s Ball. (Thingamabob)

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November 15, 2006

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review and giveaway, Boston Legal: Season Two

Filed under: Columns,Contests,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:29 pm
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I have an extra copy of the second season of Boston Legal to give away, but more about that later. [Update, Thursday, 16 November, 2006: the box has been won. Congrats to Canada’s Jeff Winkworth!]

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Boston Legal is about reunions. That has become extremely clear by the start of the show’s second season. The first big trial arc of S2 features Heather Locklear as Kelly Nolan, accused of killing her much older husband. Locklear, of course, starred with William Shatner in T. J. Hooker (one of the greatest shows ever put on television). At the end of the season (and it’s a long season, 26 episodes, four more than typical) Jeri Ryan appears, introducing a third Star Trek veteran into a stew that also includes Shatner and Rene Auberjonois, all from different generations of Treks.

This seems to be a conscious strategy because though David Kelley’s BL is ostensibly a legal dramedy, it’s really a “postmodern” show about television itself. Hence all the guests performances by old time TV people, from Betty White to Tom Selleck. At the end of one episode in S2 James Spader’s Alan Shore walks into the traditional episode ending chat on the balcony with Shatner’s Denny Crain and says, “Denny, I’ve hardly seen you the whole episode.”

Boston Legal really began, as most of us recall, at the tail end of The Practice, though few knew that that show was coming to an end. It had begun in 1997, with movie stars Dylan McDermott and Lara Flynn Boyle spicing up the tiny tube with their big screen allure. It was a serious, heart-rending program, but by the end of its seventh season it had worn out its welcome. With season eight, Alan Shore joined the firm and his acerbic wit and ruthless practices rejuvenated “¦ Spader’s career. The show began a must-watch, just for its Spaderisms, but the fact that no one any longer cared about anyone else still left on the series seemed to justify ABC’s decision to finally cancel the show. Fortunately, by the start of the next season, Spader was back as Shore, in this new show, now in its third year.

The sole reason to watch Boston Legal is for Spader and his witticisms. The show’s makers seem to know this. It has had more cast turn then almost any other show in television history. Lake Bell and Julia-Roberts-sound-alike Monica Potter didn’t survive long or at all into the second season, and the exotic Rhona Mitra, the other carry-over from The Practice, vanished soon into S2. Early S2 cast members Ryan Michelle Bathe and Justin Mentell soon vanished, and there was a flurry of additions across the end of S2 and the start of S3, including the great Parker Posey and the great Craig Bierko, who looks to serve as a fine nemesis to Shore.

In its first season, Boston Legal began toning down Shore’s cutting remarks, the best part of the last legs of The Practice. There are even fewer wisecracks in S2. But what is emphasized are Shore’s various closing statements, which are clever, intricate, heartfelt, and in many cases politically daring. One of the best occurs at the end of episode S2E10, called “Legal Deficits.” In it Shore defends his new assistant, who suffers from onerous and punitive credit card debt, a situation that many viewers can related to. The speech is worth quoting in full.

First, credit card company shill Attorney Melvin Palmer (Christopher Rich, of Murphy Brown, another TV connection) leads into the speech by saying, “Given that we [credit card companies] are bigger than Walmart or McDonalds or Microsoft we enjoy some security. And potential lawsuits like this? We have an expression in Texas, Mr Shore. You’re all hat, and no cattle.”

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Shore chuckles and begins, “Here’s the thing about me. I am a hoot. But I insist on putting adversary back into the system. And I do it openly and notoriously for all to hear. While a swell guy like you doesn’t want the public to know that of the thousands of industries tracked by the Better Business Bureau the credit card racket is number one in customer complaints. You don’t want them to know that you deliberately target those who won’t be able to pay off their debts. People you call, “˜Revolvers’. People who see “˜zero percent interest’ in big blue print and don’t know that with just one late payment you skyrocket their interest to thirty percent. That if they so much as inquire about leasing a car you raise their rates. You don’t want the public to know that while over seven million families have filed for bankruptcy in the last five years you got Congress to change the bankruptcy code to make it next to impossible for people to discharge credit card debt. You don’t want people to know that the credit card industry is essentially a pack of hyenas crunching on the bones of the poor. Do you? I smell something awful. He leans in to smell Jerry’s body. I think it’s you. Yes, this case has the stench of big tobacco and asbestos all over it. Luckily our firm has nine offices around the US, London and Hong Kong, strategically positioned for massive class action suits. And once the company you represent smells it too they’ll find you’re not nearly smart or powerful enough and they’ll drop you for a firm that employs expertise and intimidation rather than down home hokum and smiley handshakes. And this is my favorite part, when your firm fires your obsequiese ass for losing their client… Oh my God! The stress! Your tan will fade, you’ll gain a few pounds, drink a bit more, scream at the kids, and maybe your wife will finally leave you. For the realtor who sells your house because after all he’ll still be able to afford Christmas in Aruba and next year’s convertible. Hey, fella. Don’t worry about it. It’ll be a hoot.”

Shore, of course, wins the case.

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Boston Legal is a show that you watch for the words, rather than the visuals. It’s like radio. All the important stuff is verbal. Julie Bowen is a fine contribution to the War of the Network Blondes, but what we’re really here for is Shore’s dicta. I’ve even grown very attached to the show’s credits lead in, which end with a punch line punctuated by the show’s jaunty theme music. Thus it becomes a doubly annoying tic of the show that they often tilt down to or up from moving hands, as if the only other part of the human body that communicates, besides the voice, is one’s paws.

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As mentioned at the top, I have a giveaway set of Boston Legal season two, thanks to Fox Home Video. The first person to write me at dkholmcontests@mac.com gets it. Obviously I won’t be able to answer all respondents, so if you don’t hear from me anywhere from an hour from now to a week, you didn’t get it.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/15/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:24 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Hopefully, Tom Kenny will never see this… (Thingamabob)

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November 14, 2006

Toy Box: Stuff To Do…

Filed under: Columns,Toy Box — admin @ 12:10 am

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This week there’s no review, so if that’s all your interested in me for, you can hit my own site. If you’re here for my witty writing and snazzy dialog, you’ve clearly clicked on the wrong link. But if you’d like a few suggestions – toy related – of things to do when you’re not doing much else, then read on.

I get a lot of links from folks to check out, so many in fact that I’m quite a bit behind in the checkin’. But there’s some online and print (yes, it’s not dead) goodies out there that I thought I’d share. Let’s start with the obvious…

Toy Related News Sites:

Looking for the latest info on a wide range of action figures, statues or collectibles? Then do yourself a favor and give these guys a gander.

Figures.com – one of the oldest general news sites out there, and one that covers a huge range of collectibles through the Action-Online network of sites. They’re coverage of large events – like Toy Fair or SDCC – tends to be solid as well.

Raving Toy Maniac – THE grandaddy of news websites, which set the bar for all others back in the hey day. They’re focus isn’t as much on news these days, but they have a very active message board community.

Toy News International – I’ll be honest, I don’t use TNI on a daily basis. But they tend to get scoops and early photos in advance of other sites, and do a great job reporting the news.

Those are the three I used most often for general news, but there’s lots of sites that cater to the more specific fetis…uh, tastes of the collector:

RebelScum – if you’re looking for a Star Wars site, then look no further. Rebelscum has it all, and it’s the only Star Wars specific site I regularly check. They also have a very dedicated and active community over on the message boards, and they have THE visual guide to action figures and other collectibles based on the Star Wars license.

Sideshow Freaks – If you love anything from Sideshow – sixth scale figures, mini-busts, Premium Format, statues, etc. – then this is the website for you. It’s predominately a series of message boards, but the info and news is excellent. You’ll also get to mingle with folks from the company that stop by, and you’ll get to take part in some excellent discussions within this active community.

One Sixth Scale Warriors – another group that’s merely a series of message boards, but what an excellent group of boards if you’re a sixth scale collector. While most of the conversation does tend to be about military figures, there’s plenty of talk on other lines as well. Another part of the Action Online group, they’re also a tremendously valuable resource for the sixth scale customizer.

Simpsons Collector Sector – founded back in the days of the Playmates World of Springfield line, this website and message boards are still the place for all the latest info on Simpsons merchandise of all kinds. Be sure to check out the boards to mingle with a terrific group of collectors!

Fwoosh – okay, it’s an odd name, but if you’re into superhero collectibles, it’s definitely one you should know. Covering DC and Marvel largely, the boards are extremely popular and very active, often getting photos and scoops on all your favorite caped crusader toys very early.

Action Figure Insider – a relatively new site, but one with tremendous pedigree. Founded by Julius Marx and Jason Geyer, both having been involed with the toy website world for years, AFI has some great columns, an excellent community in their forums, and terrific inside contacts with folks at Mattel, DC Direct and Toybiz. While they focus on superhero toys, you’ll also find conversations on other lines as well.

Azog’s Collection – if higher end items are more your cup of tea, whether they are Sideshow, Bowen, Gentle Giant or another manufacturer, then check out Azog’s. Azog keeps the news regularly updated, and you can commiserate with your fellow collectors over on the boards.

BTVSFigs – if you’re thing is Buffy (or Angel, or Spike), then check out the BTVSFigs message boards. Here you’ll find a very active group of folks who love collecting all things Buffyverse.

Voldemort’s Vault – VV is a very young, very new set of message boards, relatively speaking, but they have a great start on covering all the Harry Potter collectibles, including those from Gentle Giant.

Gentle Giant Collector’s – and speaking of Gentle Giant, here’s another new website and set of forums dedicated to collecting all things GG, from the mini-busts to the statues to the bust ups. They have some terrific visual guides to the releases so far.

Amusing Diversions:

Okay, so much for the websites. What about other amusing diversions, you ask? Well, here’s a few suggestions to make that rainy Saturday afternoon pass a little faster.

I recently received a copy of a couple self published books that I think are well worth recommending. The first is My Artwork and Designs at Hasbro, 1983 – 1989. This book is written by Robert Marcej, who worked at Hasbro as a graphic artist during the 80’s. He did package and control art for many of your favorite nostalgic lines, like G.I. Joe, Transformers and Inhumanoids. He was also the man completely responsible for Army Ants, remember those cute little buggers? You will once you see his art. This book is pretty short at just 48 pages long, but it contains some great artwork for the fans of old Hasbro toy lines.

Robert has also started a comic book loosely based on his life as an artist at both Hasbro and Hallmark call “Action Figure – from the journals of Richard Marzelak”. I’ve read the first issue, and while the artwork isn’t my comic book preference (it reminds me a lot of the old Cracked or Mad style for ‘real’ people), I did find myself really getting into the life of the main character. I’m betting there’s a lot of potential to be mined out of a life inside the industry, in the hands of a solid writer, and I’m looking forward to issue number 2.

You can find both these books, along with some of his other self published work, at Baboon Books.

If you’re a toy collector, action figure fan, or just anybody with a nostalgia for the last 30 years, then you must be reading Shortpacked. This tremendously funny cartoon strip, written and drawn by David Willis, is an often sharply satirical look at the world of comic books, action figures and the movies and television shows they’re tied to. Every geek who ever bought a comic book has tried his or her hand at writing a comic strip, but none have ever managed to do it with as much style and ability as David Willis. Start out by checking some of my favorites – fave 1, fave 2, fave 3, fave 4…damn, there’s a whole lot more!

Finally, this last recommendation has absolutely nothing to do with toys, but if you’re not reading it, you definitely should be. Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, is one of the brightest and funniest guys around, and he does a regular blog at The Dilbert Blog. All other blogs should bow down at the majesty of humor that is this blog. Don’t believe me? Give it a read. I guarantee you’ll laugh regularly, and on more than one occasion be offended. But challenging your mind is a good thing, right?

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/14/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • When the world is getting you down, nothing’s better than a baby panda. (Thingamabob)
  • Why do the Germans get all the great animators on their talk shows? (Thingamabob)
  • Jerry Seinfeld in a bee costume. ‘Nuff said. (Thingamabob)

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November 13, 2006

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/13/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:27 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Comedian Phill Jupitus blogs touring with the reformed Bonzo Dog Band. (Thingamabob)
  • The end of an era, courtest of Keith Olbermann… (Thingamabob)

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