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July 9, 2010

Win GREENBURG on Blu-Ray!

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In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of GREENBURG on Blu-Ray.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 21st.

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No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

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All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 21st.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win PSYCH: SEASON 4 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of PSYCH: SEASON 4 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 21st.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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No Purchase necessary to win.

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One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 21st.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win WHITE COLLAR: SEASON 1 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of WHITE COLLAR: SEASON 1 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 21st.

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All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 21st.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win SUPERHERO SQUAD SHOW: VOLUME 1 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away a copy of SUPERHERO SQUAD SHOW: VOLUME 1 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 21st.

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No Purchase necessary to win.

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One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 21st.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: VOLUME XVIII on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: VOLUME XVIII on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 21st.

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No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 21st.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Soapbox: 5 Zombie Novels You Must Read

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Five Zombie Novels you MUST read

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We all love zombie movies, but what about zombie novels? For your reading pleasure, I have compiled a list of some great zombie novels that are definitely worth a read. After all, what says summer more than cracking open a warm brain cold beer and reading a great book by the pool?

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5. The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks

A must read for any Zombie fan, this book is great for a number of reasons – though I should note that it is an actual survival guide. Even though you will usually find it in the humor section of your local bookstore, this was not the author’s intention. It is not a joke, and Max Brooks has though of everything from which weapons and equipment are most effective against the undead to the very particulars of how you should actually go about surviving a full-blown zombie invasion. This book is really great to read before reading any other zombie novels, as it will give you all sorts of insight into how you would react in some of the situations faced by the protagonists – which can prove to be a lot of fun if you have as active an imagination as I do.

*Max Brooks has also recently released The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks which is a graphic novel version of the last section of the Zombie Survival Guide that describes attacks recorded throughout history.

4. Day by Day Armageddon by J.L Bourne

This novel surprised the hell out of me, as I picked it up for about $3.99 at my local grocery store. After sitting on my shelf a few months, I finally picked this book up and was surprised to find that I couldn’t put it down! Written in diary format, it follows the exploits of a U.S naval soldier (on leave at the beginning of the outbreak) in his fight to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. This novel came across as very realistic, and rightly so I suppose, because the author himself is a U.S Naval Officer currently on active duty.

For a sample chapter (.PDF download) or to pre-order the sequel Day by Day Armageddon: Beyond Exile visit the author’s website here.

3. The Morningstar Strain: Plague of the Dead by Z.A Recht

Z.A Recht’s zombies are truly terrifying, and truly unique. For a first novel, this book is quite impressive and having read the sequel I can say that it is just as good. In this series, the infected become something similar to the zombies portrayed in the films 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later – fast zombies. They are infected, but not technically undead – Z.A Recht’s characters refer to these as “sprinters”. In this world, there are also typical Romero zombies – which are created when a “sprinter” dies. After about an hour, the dead “sprinter” rises as a “shambler” – making for a truly terrifying reality where zombies must be killed not once, but twice.

*The Morningstar Saga: Thunder and Ashes is the second installation in Z.A Recht’s Morningstar series. It is now available everywhere.

2. Cell by Stephen King

As the greatest horror writer of all time, Stephen King does zombies right. In this novel, a pulse is sent over the world’s major cell phone networks which turns any user into a mindless murderer. As these “phoners” band together in increasingly large groups, our protagonist (and some friends) realize that they also possess a “hive mind” or “collective consciousness”. What ensues is a very dark, post-apocalyptic tale that is almost the exact opposite of The Stand – my favorite Stephen King novel – which is also post-apocalyptic in nature but also extremely hopeful. All in all, Cell is a great read, and offers everything you would expect from a master of horror such as Stephen King.

1. World War Z by Max Brooks

It will come as no surprise that Max Brooks’ novel World War Z is a fantastic and compelling read. The story follows a man and his “labor of love” in compiling as many first had accounts of the zombie war as is possible ten or so years after the fact. Each character that is interviewed gives a short testimonial of what happened to them, and how they survived World War Z. These stories are fantastic, compelling, horrifying, political and global in scope – no matter who you are or where you come from you will be able to relate to somebody interviewed in this fantastic work of fiction. Though this project has been in development for some time, World War Z will be adapted for the big screen – view the teaser trailer here.

Mary Hoffman

July 8, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-07-08

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July 7, 2010

BIG BROTHER Blog Report: Day 28

Filed under: Articles,TV News — Tags: , — Aaron @ 1:34 pm

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Day 28

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Sunshine is gone… Nobody cares. I could pretend that it’s worth talking about but I’m just glad the show has lost some dead weight. But low, what’s this? We’ve also lost Shabby? Now there is something to talk about.

In what was quite possibly the most drawn out exit in the history of the show Scabby Katchagoogoo finally took her ball and left. It was as dramatic as you would have expected from the “independent” actress but there were a few points that surprised me.

It seemed that while Shabby had enough, so had the other housemates. Ife spotted another bitchy remark that the dark twins Shabby and Caoimhe made towards her and it appeared to have come at a moment that really hurt her. Essentially, you get the impression that Ife had been acting reserved during her time inside the house and started to let go with an act of freedom (basically, she danced about a bit). When she caught the two putting that act down with the words “cringe” Ife acted out. And fair play to her, I say. She caught them being bitches and the two were unprepared for her outburst. Now they’re on the ropes.

What I think was the knock out blow was when Nathan, who also has been pretty quiet up to now, told Shabby to fuck off when she butted her nose into a conversation between him and Josie. You can see the anger in Nathan as it seemed he finally got his frustration out. And you know what? She shrunk, instantly. Shabby has been a “larger than life” character stampeding around the house with anger and ignorance. Nathan is probably the first person to tell her in no uncertain terms to shut the fuck up. It worked too! Brilliant.

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The Sound Of Silence

I found it fascinating that up until this point, Shabby and Caoimhe were inseparable. Solid as a rock. But for some reason Caoimhe became very distant on this last day together. Whether she was separating herself because she was tired of the connection with the house’s most hated person, she thought Shabby was turning her into someone she didn’t want to be or if she needed some time apart just to sort herself out… who knows. It quite possibly could have been nothing but a coincidence but it makes me wonder about Caoimhe and her motivations. I don’t necessarily like my conclusions but we’ll see how that pans out.

So now that the witch is gone, who will step up and fill the void? Well John James is up for eviction, but if he stays I think he’ll became a dominant force again. He genuinely seems to be growing as a person as the weeks go by and I swear to god if he doesn’t kiss Josie before he leaves I’ll go nuts.

Nathan, after ascerting his dominance over Shabby, will become a controversial figure. He’s not a guy who holds his tongue easily and when he speaks it’s with a certain level of venom. He could change things up.

Corin seems to be getting more and more attention. Her “loving mum” figure in the house is starting to be tested along with her patience. As people start to turn to her for friendship she seems to be rejecting most of them. This could make her isolated in this world that heavily relies on group interaction.

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A Kiss Goodbye

I’m not sure. This is a real game changer. Shabby took up so much of the show’s attention and dialogue that people are really going to reshuffle themselves in their group dynamics now that the space is there. This should be fascinating.

Aaron Poole
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Opinion In A Haystack: Buck Shots – Round 4

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Money Shot (Wikipedia): provocative, sensational, or memorable sequence in a film, on which the film’s commercial performance is perceived to depend.

Buck Shot: moments on which a film’s cheese-factor is based, often underlining the tone of the entire production and providing the viewer with the opposite effect intended.

Round 4: Christopher Plummer Halts EVERYTHING: A Moment from Star Crash.

(Here’s Round 1, Round 2, and Round 3)

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  • The ultimate inter-galactic adventure
  • From a vast and distant galaxy… A Space Adventure for all Time!
  • From a vast and distant galaxy – A space adventure like no other!

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Christopher Plummer dressed as an alien porn star. I’ll say it again. Christopher Plummer dressed as an alien porn star. You should have laughed twice by now. Star Crash is a film peppered to the brim with Buck Shots. This cheap as hell Star Wars rip-off could be the focus of my writings today and for years to come. Here are some reasons why:

David Hasselhoff fighting robots with light sabers.

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David Hasselhoff’s Hair.

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David Hasselhoff. Period.

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Yet, instead we must focus on a scene sans robot and Hoff. A scene in which one of America’s greatest living actors, Christopher Plummer, stands on an ominous sound-stage amongst a room full of laser-gun-toting men dressed as science fiction porn warriors (and David Hasselhoff.) Plummer looks to the heavens and demands that a spaceship stop time. That’s right, TIME, the whole thing, the concept of time… STOPPED!!! HALTED!!! FROZEN!!! Also, Plummer is dressed like an alien porn star. Correction: a very regal alien porn star. Please note the cape, the glistening cod piece, and the oh-so-stylish boots. This is the kind of garb that one wears when elected Emperor of the Galaxy, which I should mention is exactly what Christopher Plummer is playing here. Emperor of the Galaxy.

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I stumbled across this particular Buck Shot while trying to ignore it. Hop in the WABAC Machine with me and let’s travel to a time when people still got references like “the WABAC Machine,” before all the VHS tapes on the planet were destroyed by SONY. There my manager and I stood stocking candy at the front desk of a mom-and-pop video store, blissfully ignoring the random sci-fi movie we plopped in to annoy the porn-renting customers. The cover looked enticing enough, could be mildly funny right? Wrong. Spicy as hell.

Then it happened. Christopher Plummer’s voice rang out:

“IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP… HALT THE FLOW OF TIME!!!”

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Our ignorance was brutally slain by the cutting sound of quite possibly the greatest quote in all of b-movie cinema. My manager and I stopped dead in our tracks, boxes of candy in hand, looking into our equally chubby faces we broke down and bust a gut laughing. Ignoring all responsibilities we were getting paid to accomplish, we quickly ran over to the VCR and replayed the quote 20 or 30 times.

Not only did Plummer actually say that, but what followed was the epic FX shot of a space ship shooting a green ray “thing” out into space. This green thing was of course the time-halting-ray. We could tell because that’s what time-halting-rays look like: huge, thick, rickety, clouds of space-farts flowing into a planet. They come standard with most Imperial class battleships these days:

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The beauty of course is that post-time-halting, Christopher Plummer goes on to explain that he just immobilized time, so that it can restart, after it restarts “Everything will explode.” Does it get better? Not often. What possesses an actor of Plummer’s stature to do movies like this? Many would say money, I say it’s because great actors don’t often watch their own performances, either that or their agents lie to them. John Malkovich’s agent is actually the demon Kromagamnon, lord of deception, the dark one who approved of the Eragon script. Ben Kingsley’s agent actually experimented sexually with Uwe Boll in college, his failure to convincingly enjoy it led to this:

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Turning into this:

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Admittedly, I’ve only ever sat through director Lewis Coates Star Crash (a.k.a. The Adventures of Stella Star) once, and I barely remember why exactly stopping time only so that everything will explode is the appropriate action for the Galactic Emperor to take. At the risk of making an ASS out of yoU and ME, I’m going to assume that this clip is funnier out of context than in, still if you ever get lucky enough to find a copy, sit through it once. Seeing Hasselhoff light saber fight with stop-motion robots will get you more messed up than injecting horse adrenaline into Oprah’s forehead during sex. Enjoy the clip:

Bagged & Boarded 61: Why You So Divorced All The Time?

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #61: Why You So Divorced All The Time? – In which Matt and Jesse discuss a matter way too personal and serious for this podcast, role-play with In-Laws, talk about a lack of “Strange” and reveal some of the plans for Bagged and Boarded Live! Because life is a pebble, in a stream, floating in a river. It’ll all make sense… kind of.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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July 5, 2010

Review: The White Ribbon

Filed under: Articles,Reviews — Tags: , , , — Aaron @ 4:59 pm

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The White Ribbon

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thewhiteribbonblu-rayI left the auditorium of the Montgomery arthouse theater that showed Michael Haneke’s Palme D’Or-winning feature, The White Ribbon, a few months ago with a knot in my stomach that formed about 30 minutes into the film and only tightened for the next two hours. When I stumbled back into my car, I sat that for a moment and began to hyperventilate for a minute or so as my gut finally loosened and the flood of emotion I’d choked back for fear of having a public meltdown came pouring out in ragged breath and shaking hands. Never have I had such a reaction to a film; The White Ribbon did not so much grab me as throttle the life from my throat, and I hesitate to think what it says about me that I could go through such an ordeal and confidently say I loved it.

The film’s narration, delivered by the schoolteacher (and, in what is perhaps a self-reflexive nod, the piano teacher) of the small, fictitious German village of Eichwald, recalls that of Barry Lyndon: his address overshares detail and often beats the action to the punch, if not precluding it entirely. One may not even trust the narration; “I don’t know if the story I want to tell you is entirely true,” the teacher confides in us at the start. How could he? He’s in a Haneke film, after all; The White Ribbon is a horror film that, with only the briefest and most somber of exceptions, never shows its horrors on-screen. However, unlike the deliberate coldness of CachŽ, or the condescension of Funny Games, The White Ribbon depicts violence in humanistic tones: in this film is an Austrian’s attempt to figure out how the generation that preceded his could have come to accept Nazism, and as such it contains an earnestness bereft of the director’s other films.

The first major action of the film — and the only significant act that is entirely shown — features the town doctor riding his horse into a nearly invisible wire strung across the entrance to his manor that breaks the beast’s leg and severely injures the man. He spends much of the next year in a hospital 30 km away, while his children quietly persevere. The mysteriousness of this incident – be it a prank or an attack of darker intentions – stands as the opening salvo of acts of increasing brutality and shock that mount upon the villagers. Children are kidnapped and beaten, a barn catches fire, a weakened and overworked female harvester is killed in an accident in the sawmill. Each of these instances of violence, injury and death seems self-contained, but Haneke, with his static yet probing camera, observes how those incidents not only converge but how they each alter the lives of others. No such incident, whether accidental or the result of human violence, can affect only one person.

Adding to the level of discomfort, perhaps even the violence, in the community is the town pastor (Burghart Klau§ner), a hard-line Protestant who rails against the evils affecting the village and harshly abuses his children. For reasons that remain unclear, he punishes his eldest son and daughter by thrashing them with a cane, and he ties the titular ribbons on them as symbols of the innocence and purity they fail to embody. Those ribbons thus become an ironic metaphor of shackles placed upon them by their father for transgressions so ill-defined they might merely stem from the kids’ existence. Later, he even shames the boy, Martin, further by intimidating the boy to stop masturbating by telling a comically ludicrous yet terrifyingly grave story of another child who withered away and died from impure touching. This pastor’s behavior, his hypocritical wrath and judgment, recalls the stepfather in Fanny and Alexander, who was of course based on Bergman’s own father.

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The entire film is Bergmanesque, really, from Christian Berger’s crisp black-and-white photography to the theatrical placement, the detailed (yet historically inaccurate) set design and emotional distance peppered with the odd, unstoppably affecting close-up. The chief connection, of course, involves religion. The pastor is one of the most ruthless people in the village, and the children he beats go on to enact violence themselves. When his mother gives birth, Martin swears and punches his slightly younger brother, as if the thought of another child being raised and tortured in this house in unbearable, or that he simply does not want more competition. As God’s representative, he inflames the tempers of not only his children but the townspeople; he routinely attributes grandiose levels of evil to mendacity and other minor sins while his own use of physical and psychological torture never gives him a moment’s inner conflict.

Tracing this line a bit further, one could then accept the pastor’s superior, the harsh, distant baron who rules the town, as a God substitute. He does not allow his subjects, particularly the poor, migrant farmers most reliant upon him, to ever really interact with him, and he even literally works some of them to death for his own profit. When his son is taken and severely beaten, (make the connection yourself), the Baron abandons the village, a cold reversal of the Biblical sacrifice of the son. He does not return for winter services that year, which the villagers interpret as “a sign of anger.” When the pastor details that ridiculous masturbation story to Martin, the boy stands in front a cross in a clear reference to the key shot in Bergman’s Winter Light. But where that film suggested the nonexistence of God, the implication of The White Ribbon is that He does exist; He’s just an avaricious, self-absorbed bastard.

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I do not think, however, that Haneke is really targeting God. Rather, he is attacking the idea of God as created by those entrusted to teach His word. The pastor does not come close to inhabiting the numerous atrocities committed in His name over the centuries, but his violent nature informs the wrathful image the villagers have of the Lord. Matthew 18:18 states that “whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven,” so the God who treats Eichwald so cruelly is the result of the cruelty that forged Him. Curiously, I think of Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit: “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”

Religion openly factors into the attacks, when the particularly repulsive attack on a mentally disabled boy is accompanied by a note that says the unidentified assailant shall continue to accost children as a means of atoning for their parents’ sins. The note references the barbarous passage of Exodus 20:5, which reads, “”You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me.” The next verse mentions that God will bless those who obey Him for a thousand generations, but the thought that He would take out his fury on the children of the wicked simply for being born is abhorrent.

The verse’s use in this context raises a question: who is really being punished in The White Ribbon? The attack on young Sigi splinters the village across battle lines, between rich and poor as well as young and old. The adults beat their children to strengthen them, and those meant to help and advise them are either abusive (the pastor) or neglectful (the teacher). Even the doctor proves to be a monster, perhaps the worst of the all, when he returns; his kindness toward the other kids in the village belies the despicable, unspeakable ways in which he torments his midwife/mistress and his own children. The doctor’s return collides so viciously with the longing and sorrow his children felt in his absence that he completely shifts the dynamic of their characters from loyal and loving children to codependent victims who do not have the power to change their lives and thus accept the conditions of their existence as best they can within traditional family behavior. The other kids in town are no better than the adults: the toughened children of the pastor and the Baron’s steward eerily follow the trail of violence in the town under the pretense of helping the injured children and those of the injured adults as if an arthouse Children of the Corn. When someone brings to the attention of the pastor, who heretofore railed against the evils of the town children incessantly, he manages to locate a reserve of untapped hypocrisy to muster outrage at such an implication. How could anyone accuse the children? They’re so innocent! Why, I even tied ribbons on them to remind them of how they’re supposed to be!

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The only rhythm to the attacks is that the weak are injured, which causes the strong to fear for themselves and thus take harsher measures against the weak, whom they set up as scapegoats. Thus, we see the young generation being hardened by horror, and that group of stronger children who follow the incidents around town will clearly grow into the sort of people who will embrace fascism in the detritus of Weimar Germany. It’s plainly visible in Martin, who precariously walks the rails of a high bridge after his father beats him. When the schoolteacher catches him, Martin explains his behavior as a test of God’s love; this moment demonstrates how the pastor’s psychological warfare against the child’s notion of his own spiritual worth leads him to desperately act out to see if God still loves him, but there’s an almost Nietzschian arrogance in the response, as if this “proof” of God’s decision to keep Martin alive proves his superiority. Like the religious angle of the film, however, I would hesitate to assign the film’s violence to an explanation so simple as anti-fascism. Haneke himself placed the cycle of violence depicted in the film in the larger context of terrorism that such abuse breeds. For Haneke, children have suffered so much violence against them and perpetuated so much of their own that setting them in the fabricated glass cage of “innocence” is as detrimental as it is hypocritical. We turn our heads from this corruption so that these children grow up to repeat the cycle, especially when they live under an authoritarian system like the Baron’s (or Hitler’s).

Admittedly, that theme gives The White Ribbon a perilously clichŽd premise, but anyone who truly pays attention to a film will know that what’s being said counts for a lot less than how the filmmaker is saying it. The director does not show the violence, only the lead-up and the aftermath, studying how the acts affect others and how others continue to harm. Whenever a parent takes a cane to hit a child, Haneke stops his camera outside the room to spare us the sight. He does not, however, spare us the sound, the thwack of leather tearing air and ripping flesh as the most horrifying screams echo through the halls. The music is ominous and portentous, yet it is all diegetic, played by the sealed-off bourgeoisie who pound out such dolorous songs to distract themselves from the events plaguing the town even as the music itself makes it impossible to think of anything else. The sound design, deathly quiet and punctuated by the deafening sound of creaking wood and bloodcurdling screams, is every bit as impeccable as the cinematography, which itself gives away Haneke’s method. By using color film and converting it in post-production to monochrome, Berger and Haneke prove that their intent with the film is not to recreate the period and delve into the characters but study them from a modern point-of-view. When Haneke cuts from the pastor intimidating his son with the masturbation story to a shot of the doctor screwing the midwife without passion just so he can get a jump (it’s not even for something so seemingly quaint as pain suppression), the director underlines, with his typical dark humor, the insanity of instilling fear over something as harmless as self-love in the face of these cruel affairs conducted by the adults — besides, is one-sided sexual gratification really so different from masturbation anyway?

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That coldness might tie The White Ribbon to the director’s usual detachment, but here he only condescends to the characters, and not the audience. There is a despair to this film, from the color being sucked out of its film stock to the flawless stoicism of the child actors, as Haneke attempts to show how deeply the corruption runs, how even children are being warped by a system of fascistic power-grabs that long preceded the National Socialist Party. And because he is willing to show the scope of society’s oppression, Haneke is also shrewd enough to remind everyone that goodness still exists. Watch how he turns the overdone sentimentality of a young child, in this case the doctor’s boy, asking about the meaning of death into something unique, heartbreaking, rewarding and even a bit scary by having the older sister, in her father’s absence, try to explain this to the boy, whose birth cost their mother her life and whose father’s uncertain state hangs over them both. Or, consider the scene where the pastor’s young son gives him a bird that he nursed back to life as a replacement for his dad’s lost pet, and how the pastor is quietly shamed by this act of the true innocence in which he does not really believe, that he commodifes with tacky symbolism and thus devalues until, for the rest, it becomes meaningless. These glimmers of hope can survive, but the sad truth is that the only way to do so, at least in the near future, is to simply flee the forces that identify humanity as a weakness and attack it. Who could blame the runners? Horror, like the other main forms of storytelling (action, comedy and drama), allows us to confront our fears in a safe environment. But Haneke does not allow us to simply accept these evils and move beyond them; he withholds the payoff, confronting us with the cracks in our society, not just the Nazis’, and thus we are made to actually retain and ruminate upon what we see. Maybe that’s why I had a panic attack in the parking lot.

Blu-Ray Specs

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It is rare for me to have the opportunity to see a film like The White Ribbon in theaters, so I actually had a frame of reference for the film’s look on celluloid. Christian Berger’s cinematography was one of the great delights of 2009, at once the most beautiful work of the year and the best suited to tell a story that makes you constantly want to look away, using its extreme clarity to heighten the discomfort. Sony’s Blu-Ray magnificently captures this aspect of the film, and the picture quality of the disc surely ranks among the 10 finest in my collection. Detail is so fine that you could count the individual stems in hay bales and make out individual licks of fire in the memorable shot of the barn burning. It also handles the nuance of the film’s use of whites, blacks and grays, never crushing or making the blacks murky to ensure clarity of the softer tones. Audio doesn’t play a huge role in the film other than for dialogue and the horrible ambience of whip cracks and masked screams from behind closed doors, but the Blu-Ray faithfully recreates this soundtrack. Still, what sinks in most in the audio track are the terrible silences. Also included is a track that plays dialogue in the original German but redubs the narration in English, also in DTS-HD Master Audio. The film arrives in its original 1:85:1 aspect ratio.

Special Features

The White Ribbon comes with such a rich supply of extras that A) you might mistake it for a release from a specialty distributor like Kino or Criterion and B) you’ll notice the absence of a commentary track even more. But I happen to agree with the decision not to have a track; I spent nearly 2500 words on the review of the film itself, and there are still mysteries and details for me to pore over some more. Besides, part of the draw of Haneke’s films is that he does not attempt to resolve everything.

In any case, the extras that do make the disc outweigh any nagging desire for a commentary. A 40-minute “making-of” delves thoroughly into the picture from conception and thematic vision to production and all the specifics of behind-the-scenes shooting. My Life, a 50-minute piece, focuses on Haneke’s entire career, a shrewd move considering the attention brought by The White Ribbon‘s Palme D’Or win. Though a tad saggy, the documentary provides a fine oversight of Haneke’s corpus, his themes and his personal life. And if you’re still not satisfied, Sony chucks in an interview with the director that focuses mainly on this film and fleshes out both the docs a bit more. The footage of the film’s premiere in Cannes is overkill, however; such extras only ever mean anything when placed at the end of a making-of for a film with a storied production and a filmmaker who either needed a good Cannes reception as validation of the strain the film took on everyone or as the magical surprise of a young pup unexpectedly finding his or her film received jubilantly at the greatest film festival in the world. Despite the film’s prize win, there’s not enough interesting material concerning The White Ribbon at Cannes to warrant 20 minutes of red carpet and press conference footage. All these features are in standard 480p, though included trailers of the film and a number of other Sony Pictures Classics films making the rounds come in 1080p.

Bottom Line

While I managed to keep my composure on a second watch, The White Ribbon remains one of the most unsettling films I’ve ever seen, a picture that manages to circumnavigate its didacticism by complicating its themes and burying them behind a stark yet mysterious structure. The picture quality alone recommends the disc, the first black-and-white film since Sin City that could pass for reference-grade material (and this wasn’t shot on HD). Rounded out with a solid batch of extras, The White Ribbon stands easily as one of the finest home video releases of the year, for those who have the fortitude to withstand it.

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Jake Cole is a journalism student at Auburn University, where he regularly avoids people in favor of writing about film, television and music on his blog, Not Just Movies. He aspires to be a critic, partially out of his love for film but mainly because he’s always dreamed of living a life of extreme poverty.

July 4, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-07-04

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Left 4 Dead invades the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland. It’s A Small World next?…

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July 3, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-07-03

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Celebrate its 30th anniversary w/ this comparison of Airplane! & the Zero Hour scenes that inspired it…

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July 2, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-07-02

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The Muppets return with a new video – Watch the Swedish Chef poppin’ de popcorn…


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The Muppets – American Woman…

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The Muppets – Stand By Me…

Weekend Shopping Guide 7/2/10: Transform & Roll Out

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

After a pair of, to be blunt, piss-poor films from Michael Bay, the Transformers franchise has finally been beautifully redeemed in video game form with Transformers: War For Cybertron (Activision, PS3-$59.99 SRP, XBOX-$59.99 SRP), which brings players to the frontlines of the struggle between the Autobots and Decepticons on their home planet, that instantly brings players back to the franchise’s 80’s glory. Spinning off from the higher-end graphics-intensive consoles, the Wii version has been rechristened Transformers: Cybertron Adventures (Activision, $49.99 SRP) and takes advantage of the Wii’s unique controller. On the handheld side of things, the Nintendo DS gets not one, but two different titles – Transformers: War For Cybertron – Autobots & Transformers: War For Cybertron – Decepticons (Activision, $27.99 SRP each), with each taking the player on one side of the war.

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It was only a matter of time, really, before we got a 3-D webcam, allowing you to stream in red/blue anaglyph, as well as take still photos. And guess what? The Minoru 3-D Camera ($59.99) even looks pretty nifty.

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As much as it’s been talked up, I had high expectations for Hot Tub Time Machine (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) – which is not to say it’s a bad comedy, but it’s certainly not anything I’d watch again. The gimmick – of the titular hot tub transporting a group of friends back to their mid-80s heyday and giving them a chance to take their lives down a different path – is a strong one, and so is most of the act, but it never quite gels into something comedically transcendent. By the way – can we give Clark Duke back to whoever dropped him off? Is it too late to do that? Bonus materials include behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted scenes, and the theatrical trailer.

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Comics fans will delight in the rare and rarely seen artifacts to be found in The Golden Collection Of Klassic Krazy Kool Kids Komics (IDW, $34.99 SRP), a wonderful tome containing comic book stories from the golden age featuring art from the likes of Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, Wally Wood, Carl Barks, Dr. Seuss, Walt Kelly, Frank Frazetta, and more.

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Interested in how the planet we’re living on came to be? Sure you are! Find out more via How The Earth Was Made: The Complete Season Two (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP). The 4-disc set contains all 13 scintillatingly revelatory episodes.

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I’m sure fans have been eagerly awaiting the release of Ben 10 Alien Force: Volume 7 (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which contains the next 7 episodes in the story arc, plus the by-now usual alien database feature.

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The main reason for watching The Closer (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP)? That it keeps J.K. Simmons working steadily. Oh, and Kyra Sedgwick’s fine, too. But J.K. Simmons! That’s the closer. The 5th season set contains all 15 episodes plus deleted scenes, an interactive map, and a gag reel.

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The new film is right around the corner, but let’s travel back to the days of Arnie fighting an alien deep in the jungle with the high-definition arrival of Predator (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP). The “Ultimate Hunter Edition” features an audio commentary, text commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, outtakes, and more.

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The wonderful parts don’t quite make for a transcendent whole, but there’s plenty of fun to be had in Pretty Bird (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$22.98 SRP), about a trio of eccentric inventors (Paul Giamatti, Billy Crudup, and David Hornsby) who team up to create a rocket belt company. However, realizing their vision is a nicely awkward affair.

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War may be hell, but sometimes war is just tedium. So what do you do when that tedium takes place on a distant world, and it’s not even real? You use the animation of the game Halo and create the online viral sitcom Red Vs Blue (New Video, Not Rated, DVD-$59.95 SRP). This 6-disc box set collects the entire “Blood Gulch Chronicles”, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, PSAs, outtakes, and more.

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I’m sure the books are a cracking good read and the concept of a teenager who learns he’s the son of the Greek god Poseidon is fun, but director Chris Columbus manages to bring his flat direction and visual style to Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which brings inevitable comparisons to the first Harry Potter flick, in both story and execution, which is a shame. The kids will probably enjoy the sound & fury. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and more, plus a bonus standard DVD.

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If you’ve ever been interested in how the planet we live on has shaped human events, look no further than the documentary How The Earth Changed History (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which does exactly that over the course of five hours. The sole bonus feature is an interview with presenter Iain Stewart. A Blu-Ray edition ($34.99 SRP) is also available.

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SyFy series fans will have a pair of new sets to pick up – the complete first season of Warehouse 13 (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) and Eureka: Season 3.5 (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Warehouse 13 contains audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel, while Eureka sports audio commentaries, podcast commentaries, deleted scenes, and an effects featurette.

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It’s seems like its taken ages since its solicitation for it to come out, but old school Disney comics fans can finally get a beautifully sculpted maquette of Goofy’s peanut-powered, longjohn-clad superhero alter-ego, Supergoof ($124.99). The edition is limited to a ridiculously low 200, so snap this up as soon as you can, and let’s hope Electric Tiki and Sideshow give us a definitive Carl Barks Scrooge McDuck.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Trailer Park: ICE ROAD TRUCKERS, GREEN ZONE, BLOOD ON THE HIGHWAY, MARY AND MAX, HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE: SEASON 2, IT CAME FROM KUCHAR

By Christopher Stipp

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ICE ROAD TRUCKERS – DVD Review

ice-roadI once had a job where it was my job to obtain truck freight.

As I made my way all across the US I realized that everything that we get in this country is obtained by the trucking industry. Bottom line. From the keyboards that you and I write on, the chairs we sit in, the produce and food we eat, the clothes we wear, everything gets here by truck.

That’s why knowing this information makes for a good primer in understanding why Season Three of Ice Road Truckers is such a thrill to watch. While not necessarily family entertainment, some of these road dogs are a bit salty, the program continues to feed my appetite for good reality television and I’ll tell you why: these are people who literally live like the people from The Deadliest Catch. They live their lives one mile at a time and are always looking for ways to make some extra dough. They may not have a place where they clock in 9 to 5 but they know they can beef up their paycheck on any given day just by doing whatever it takes to go some extra distance.

This season is filled with the usual fare you’ve come to expect from the previous two seasons but, I’m telling you, in Blu-ray the whites of the ice and the black of the road that chunks up from time to time just pops right off the screen. The net effect of which is you getting a frightening feel for just how sharp you have to be to do this job. While it doesn’t take a college degree to drive a truck it does take someone with a little finesse to know exactly what their rig can and can’t do. This disc was an absolute delight to watch and it, honestly, will be put into rotation because it’s just that compelling.

About the program:

Just when you thought trucking couldn’t get more dangerous”¦ICE ROAD TRUCKERS: THE COMPLETE SEASON THREE BLU-RAY EDITION brings you to the most treacherous landscape on earth: northern Alaska.

In Prudhoe Bay (250 miles north of the Arctic Circle), a network of ice roads in the tundra crisscross river systems and open ocean to connect America’s booming North Slope oil fields to dry land. Every winter, truckers have less than three months to shuttle critical supplies over the ice. The only problem is there’s just one way to get to this remote location: 400 miles of ice-covered, mountainous terrain known as the Dalton Highway. The Dalton is the lifeline to Alaska’s oil industry. It’s also the most dangerous road in North America and has claimed the lives of more than 400 people since it was built just 30 years ago. The next chapter in the hit HISTORYâ„¢ series returns this season with veteran drivers Hugh Rowland and Alex Debogorski, new drivers (including the show’s first female trucker) and more heart-stopping adrenaline than ever before.

BLOOD ON THE HIGHWAY – DVD Review

bloodWords escape me when describing the fun I had watching this film.

I know it’s kind of en-vogue to make a movie look like it was shot for $5,000 but this movie isn’t being ironic. It wants to embrace its indie vibe and exploit everything in it for maximum effect.

The plot isn’t relevant here as the movie swirls around a bunch of young adults on their way to a concert only to find themselves in a town populated by real dumb vampires. On paper, this shouldn’t work. On paper, this is the most ridiculous idea ever conceived for a movie looking to take advantage of the current wave of vampire inspired programming.

But it works. It works real well.

A movie like this succeeds because of its attention to good fundamentals when it comes to low budget horror directing and it takes the spot in my Top 5 of 2010 so far of horror films that know how to express themselves honestly. Whether you have a low budget or a high budget what should ultimately matter is what you do with the money and I’m betting dollars to doughnuts these kids spent their money on fake blood because there is a lot of it here. As well, the movie succeeds because it’s genuinely funny in the way some of the best Troma films were back in the day. I found myself laughing at some parts but, really, it was finding myself enjoying watching some filmmakers know what they’re doing which was the most satisfying part.

If you can find this on Netflix rent it and watch it as I am 99% certain you will find something to like in this movie which just oozes passion from those who made it.

About the program:

If you’re looking for more blood, gore and vampires than Twilight and Saw put together topped off with a hefty dose of laugh-out-loud comedy, you’re in for a delectable treat with horror film festival favorite BLOOD ON THE HIGHWAY, making its DVD debut this June!

Featuring hilarious cameos from genre favorites Nicholas Brendon (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” “Criminal Minds”) and Tom Towles (Halloween, The Devil’s Rejects), BLOOD ON THE HIGHWAY tells the blood-and-gore-ridden tale of three maladjusted twenty-somethings (Deva George, Nate Rubin and Robin Gierhart). While on their way to a rock concert, the trio accidentally wanders into a town populated by bloodthirsty, dim-witted vampires. With no way to escape, they join the last remaining humans and prepare for an all-out, no-holds-barred battle with an army of the undead.

Called “a Texas vampire opus” by Fangoria, BLOOD ON THE HIGHWAY amassed numerous cult credentials during 2008-09 including: Winner, B-Movie Film Festival, Best Feature; Winner, Atlanta Underground, Best Horror Feature; Winner, Madison Horror Film Festival, Best Feature; Winner, Kimera Film Festival, Best Fantastic Feature; and Winner, Shockfest Film Festival, Best Feature; and was honored as an Official Selection at the AFI Dallas Film Festival, Fantaspoa Fantastic Film Festival (Brazil), Bram Stoker Film Festival (England), Hollywood Film Festival, San Antonio Film Festival, Shockerfest International Film Festival, Horrific Film Festival, Atlanta Horror Film Festival and Haapsalu Horror and Fantasy Film Festival (Estonia).

MARY AND MAX – DVD Review

mary-and-max_2d_hFilmmaker Adam Elliot is a master storyteller and has the Oscar gold to prove it but Mary and Max is perhaps his true masterpiece.

A film about pen pals who live on separate continents is so much more than a friendly back and forth narrative about their lives. The contents of this film are indeed not meant for young viewers but the contents of this film speak to the human condition of release, of wanting to be understood, of needing someone to simply hear them that there isn’t another film about loneliness I would rather have as a reference. It’s simply spectacular filmmaking from an animator who knows what the medium is capable of and pushes it to limits where bridging the gap between the perceived fiction of clay people is transformed into believability.

While on the surface there is something strange about an 8 year-old girl who is having a rough go at life in Australia starting a pen pal relationship with a 44 year-old single man in New York who has own emotional maladies but it works wonderfully.

Through the course of the film we get to see these individuals mature as people and it’s, I would posit, life affirming in a way to see how these two strangers come together in a way that’s unexpected but yet satisfying on so many levels. Adam Elliot, as well, should be seen as a Svengali when it comes to harnessing the abilities of claymation in a way that not only show up Nick Park with all the attention to detail that Elliot puts into this film but he also should be seen as having that ineffable quality that Pixar films have when they’re at their tear-jerking best: he understands there needs to be a connection with the characters and the people watching these characters. He does this better than most everyone else who toils in animation looking for a franchise or a “hit.”

This is a hit simply based on how long it lingers with you long after you see it.

About the program:

A chance “meeting” changes two lives forever in the extraordinary claymation feature MARY AND MAX, starring Philip Seymour Hoffman, Toni Collette and Eric Bana. The full-length debut by the Oscar-winning director of Harvie Krumpet and Writer-director Adam Elliot brings the unique stop-motion style feature about the unlikeliest of friendships. In 1970s suburban Melbourne, lonely 8-year-old Mary Daisy Dinkle (voiced by Bethany Whitmore, and later by Oscar nominee and Emmy winner Toni Collette of The United States of Tara), the only child of an alcoholic mother and a distant father, picks a name at random out of a Manhattan phone book and writes to him. The recipient is Max Jerry Horovitz (Oscar winner Philip Seymour Hoffman, Capote), an obese 44-year-old single man who, despite suffering from the behavioral disorder Asperger’s syndrome, responds in kind.

HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE: SEASON 2 – DVD Review

earthI had no idea what to tell my daughter when she asked how the Grand Canyon was made here in Arizona.

I live here in a desert, it’s hot out, what on earth could possibly have carved out a crevasse as wide and as deep as the hole up there in the northern part of the state. After watching the episode dedicated to actually showing me the erosion and how the Colorado River factored into it I can honestly say that now I know.

Many of you already know how slow I am when it comes to having knowledge dropped on me of an academic nature. I really have to pay attention, sometimes squint a little in order to funnel at that information into my brain, but this is what makes How The Earth Was Made series such a blast to watch with the kids. Instead of giving half-cocked answers that are probably wrong the History channel yet again is able to take some serious looks at the prevailing theories and physical evidence and make them real.

With talking heads that don’t bore you, with visuals that actually tell the story for guys like me who need to be shown a shiny object for me to get it, HTEWM succeeds where others fail in that it makes it, gasp, entertaining. I didn’t like science growing up but I am attune to what’s being said, for example, when they explain how Mt. St. Helens came to be simply because they know they need to set themselves apart from the stuffy guys who get paid by universities to bore students to death with the academics of it all.

By no means fluff, and certainly not a definitive dissertation on why their explanation is 100% accurate with no room for dissension, this series is something that the kids can enjoy watching along with their parents (I certainly appreciate programming like that) or that can be causally enjoyed by your average person who just wants to watch a wonderfully produced program about the Earth we live on. Cannot recommend this one enough.

About the program:

Spectacular on-location shooting, evidence from geologists in the field, and clear, dramatic graphics combine in HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE: THE COMPLETE SEASON TWO to show how immensely powerful, and at times violent, forces of geology have formed our planet. The stunning series from HISTORYâ„¢ peels back layers of rock, fills up river canyons, parts the oceans and investigates awe-inspiring formations on 4 DVDs featuring all Season Two episodes.

This season, HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE goes back in history ““ from 4.5 billion years ago to today ““to investigate the origins of some of the most well-known locations and geological phenomena in the world. With rocks as their clues and volcanoes, ice sheets and colliding continents as their suspects, scientists launch a forensic investigation that will help viewers visualize how the Earth has evolved and formed over millions of years. Mt. Everest, Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Mt. St. Helens, Death Valley and Supervolcanoes are among the fascinating geological creations featured across 13 episodes of this innovative program.

IT CAME FROM KUCHAR – DVD Review

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If you could suppose who Tim and Eric were inspired by growing up I would have to imagine that saying “The Kuchar brothers” would be a dead lock for a right answer. A film dedicated to showing how two brothers shook up the world of underground filmmaking this documentary which really delivers on showing two guys who never gave up on their passion.

What’s remarkable about this movie is that you see how these kinds of people inspire others to do great work of their own. It’s not that they never had great success in their careers but, rather, they made other artists see the possibilities in things based on the work that these two guys put out there.

I certainly never heard of them before watching this film but watching their process and how they navigate their own film sets you begin to understand that these are not two eccentric men on a mission to triumph over the commercialism of film; they are two men, however, who know what they like and want to keep making films based on these likes. They seem undaunted in their quest to pump out movie after movie and it’s watching them go through the motions of making these things where you understand that for as long as they’ve been making these little films not a lot of people have watched they’re filled with the need, the drive to make more.

In a way this is a testament to people’s dreams and what it takes to realize them because they’re doing it. They’re living with it. John Waters and Buck Henry all have their own say about these movies but after watching this documentary I wasn’t left thinking here are a pair of weirdos. The label is my projection when, in fact, they are operating on a creative level I can only hope to attain someday. These are men among boys and this documentary ought to be required viewing for anyone wanting to know what kind of passion you have to have to make films because they have it by the truckload.

About the program:

Long before YouTube, there were the brilliantly insane, no-budget movies of underground, filmmaking twins George and Mike Kuchar. Ceating stars out of their friends and family with just consumer-grade cameras, the teenage Kuchar brothers went from the 1960’s New York City underground film scene of Andy Warhol and Kenneth Anger to become the twin maestros of B-movie glamour and sleaze. This June, join IndiePix as they celebrate the wildly warped world of these inimitable auteurs with IT CAME FROM KUCHAR. Debuting on DVD following a highly successful film festival/theatrical run, don’t miss this special collector’s edition piling on more than 45 minutes of behind-the-scenes footage, additional interviews, footage and secrets from the Kuchar Brothers fascinating and bizarre world.

In a mesmerizing stream-of-consciousness style, IT CAME FROM KUCHAR effortlessly weaves nostalgic footage of 1950’s New York, a “greatest hits” collection of Kuchar clips and present day interviews of an all-star lineup of fans including John Waters, Buck Henry, Atom Egoyan, Wayne Wang, Bill Griffith, Gerard Malanga, B. Ruby Rich and Guy Maddin. Both outrageous and lovable, George and Mike will inspire you to pick up a camera and start making movies. IT CAME FROM KUCHAR is a must see for lovers of film everywhere.

GREEN ZONE – DVD GIVEAWAY

the-green-zone-cover-3This is a great contest for some lucky readers out there and I’ll tell you why: this movie was marketed by someone who got it in their head to spin as a what if. What if Jason Bourne ended up in a warzone?

The film couldn’t have been any different and the box office suffered for it. Luckily, the movie is a tight thriller that does not relent. I know there are some issues with pacing and at times the story is a little convoluted but, overall, this movie is a standout in a year with so-so and mediocre releases.

If you would like a chance to win one of these things just shoot me your name and address to Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com. While you’re at it, and to try and weed out those who would lazily just shoot in an entry, let me know your favorite Matt Damon film.

About the film:

Matt Damon and director Paul Greengrass (The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, United 93) re-team for their latest electrifying thriller
in Green Zone, a film set in the chaotic early days of the Iraqi War when no one could be trusted and every decision could detonate unforeseen consequences.

During the U.S.-led occupation of Baghdad in 2003, Chief Warrant Officer Roy Miller (Damon) and his team of Army inspectors were dispatched to find weapons of mass destruction believed to be stockpiled in the Iraqi desert. Rocketing from one booby-trapped and treacherous site to the next, the men search for deadly chemical agents but stumble instead upon an elaborate cover-up that inverts the purpose of their mission.

Spun by operatives with intersecting agendas, Miller must hunt through covert and faulty intelligence hidden on foreign soil for answers that will either clear a rogue regime or escalate a war in an unstable region. And at this blistering time and in this combustible place, he will find the most elusive weapon of all is the truth.

July 1, 2010

BIG BROTHER Blog Report: Day 22

Filed under: Articles,TV News — Tags: , — Aaron @ 8:58 am

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Day 22

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Dear Shabby… where do I begin?

First let me say that I feel for you. You’re in love and you don’t know how to handle it. You came to the Big Brother house in order to garner the attention you so desperately need to validate your life. What you weren’t expecting was to find the sexual man-jaw of Caoimhe. You can’t be blamed. It’s not your fault. The way you’ve reacted to this however…

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Ok, so I’ve said from the get-go that I dislike Shabby, but I have to admit she has made this year enjoyable to watch because of her mental shenanigans. I spoke last time out about her teenage hormones and it’s nice when she goes ahead and backs me up by throwing the biggest tantrum I’ve ever seen from a woman in her mid-twenties.

The day started with Ife begging for tobacco in the diary room. Big Brother cleverly told her that they would give her two pouches of tobacco for a list of personal items from the housemates. One of which was Shabby’s “lucky” hat.

Ife gathered the housemates and laid out the decent proposal. Everyone was reasonable about it, even the non-smokers which is fair play because I know I would have held them to ransom. Shabby… well she had a different reaction…

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The great irony is that Shabby was previously complaining (and continued to afterwards) about how all the housemates, except her, are selfish and only looking out for themselves. Shabby would not give up her hat (at least not without a fight… with herself) for something that not only she would get but her fellow housemates too.

The term “I am nothing without this hat” is something you don’t hear everyday. But the days that you do are always good.

What helped to exacerbate things was Shabby’s one true love, Caoimhe, had no sympathy for her and was telling Shabby to essentially “get over it”. Well, that’s not something that Shabby does well and advising her to do this might result in…

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There is nothing sadder than a sad lesbian rich kid.

I’ll be away at my brother’s wedding this weekend so I won’t be able to talk about the eviction until Monday. Hopefully Shabby doesn’t stab anyone in the middle of the night between now and then.

Aaron Poole
Follow Aaron on Twitter – @AaronFever

Contest Round-Up: 2010-07-01

Filed under: Articles — Tags: , , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:59 am

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Cartoon Network Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SQUIDBILLIES: VOLUME 3 on DVD.

In conjunction with Cartoon Network Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BAKUGAN BATTLE BRAWLERS: CHAPTER 2 on DVD.

In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away a copy of DRAGNET 1968: SEASON 2 on DVD.

In conjunction with Scholastic Press, we’re giving away a one (1) grand prize featuring a copy of THE HUNGER GAMES and a $25 VISA gift card. Four (4) runners-up will receive a copy of THE HUNGER GAMES.

Win THE HUNGER GAMES!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:57 am

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In conjunction with Scholastic Press, we’re giving away a one (1) grand prize featuring a copy of THE HUNGER GAMES and a $25 VISA gift card. Four (4) runners-up will receive a copy of THE HUNGER GAMES.

Suzanne Collins’s THE HUNGER GAMES arrives on paperback in stores on July 6th.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win DRAGNET 1968: SEASON 2 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away a copy of DRAGNET 1968: SEASON 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win BAKUGAN BATTLE BRAWLERS: CHAPTER 2 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Cartoon Network Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BAKUGAN BATTLE BRAWLERS: CHAPTER 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win SQUIDBILLIES: VOLUME 3 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Adult Swim Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SQUIDBILLIES: VOLUME 3 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, July 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

FREDagator: 2010-07-01

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Did you ever think that you’d see a live action take on What’s Opera Doc? Well? Didja?…

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Bagged & Boarded 60: A Brief Respite With The People Vs George Lucas

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #60: A Brief Respite With The People Vs George Lucas – In which Matt sits down with Alexandre Philippe and Robert Muratore, the filmmakers behind the new feature documentary THE PEOPLE VS GEORGE LUCAS, and discuss everything Lucas Related – From the films to the toys to the beard, BandB presents an in-depth conversation about the man we all love to hate. There go our kitchen privileges at Skywalker Ranch…

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
Episode #60 (MP3 format)

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