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June 22, 2010

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & John Moe

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a bit of a chat with writer, broadcaster, humorist, and Twitter gadfly, John Moe

Hope you enjoy…

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Bagged & Boarded 59: We’d Like To Buy The World A Coke

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #59: We’d Like To Buy The World A Coke –In which Matt and Jesse discuss celebrity burial options, Ponder odd places for STDS, and make all sorts of allegations against Fatty Arbuckle. Bagged and Boarded: Always fresh, sometimes litigious.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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June 21, 2010

In Praise Of… DUNE (1984)

Filed under: Articles,Reviews — Tags: , , , , — Aaron @ 6:40 am

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In Praise Of… DUNE (1984)

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As all good geeks are well aware, 1982 is considered a high water mark for genre films. It may not have translated into box office mojo, but that year gave us an unbelievable string of classics: Tron, Blade Runner, The Dark Crystal, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, E.T., The Thing, Poltergeist, and, yeah, OK, The Secret of Nimh. But I like to remember another special year of Hollywood Science Fiction and Fantasy, one that gets a little short changed in light of that roster of beauties, but holds a special place in my heart: 1984. Orwell’s signature year gave us Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, Gremlins, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, 2010 and David Lynch’s much maligned box office bomb, DUNE.

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Now, once again, I’m not here to go into the full history of trying to bring Frank Herbert’s epic science fiction masterpiece to the silver screen. I’m just here to tell you why I love it. Besides, there’s plenty of info out there to find, and it’s all pretty fascinating. (Let’s just say it’s a blessing and a shame we never got to see Jodorowsky’s version. Salvador Dali may well have been a genius, but his insistence on playing the Emperor while sitting on a huge gold toilet may have been a sign of the muse waving goodbye.) There are many who’ve always thought that the book was best left alone, that it was an impossible thing to translate into a motion picture. I disagree, they’re different animals, and with the proper care a “difficult” book can make the transition well. The same was always said about Watchmen, and I happen to think that Zach Snyder did an amazing job. It’s a miracle to me that he got to make an uncompromising version of the story, with R rated violence and non-heroic characters, all with studio money. Lynch was in over his head, no doubt. But I can’t imagine the insanity that must have gone on at the studio before, after and during the production of DUNE. And what came out the other side was probably as good or better than could have ever been expected.

None of that was on my mind when I went to the theater that day back in December of 1984. I’d known about DUNE mainly through my mother, who was an avid reader of science fiction and fantasy from the time she was in her teens. I’d always gathered that it was probably too cerebral for me, and was probably more concerned with mythology than slam bang action and adventure. Earlier that year, around early May, I picked up a copy of the magazine “Fantastic Films”, and it was dedicated to the summer of ’84 movies and beyond. I used to pore over its pages every other day, I read every article and obsessed over the many photographs in the features. I was busting to see Temple of Doom and Ghostbusters, but DUNE was a close third. It was the last article in the magazine, and the pictures really did my head in. They seemed to be depicting a world I’d never seen before in a sci fi movie, and really captured my imagination. Plus, it had Sting in it, which I thought was pretty cool. (Come on, he was alright in The Police.)

When we walked into the theater, we were each handed a standard 8 1/2 x 11″ sheet of paper. I figured it was like a mini program, a flyer that told a bit about the film. (This is a now legendary piece of movie memorabilia, never before or since attempted. Talk about the people at Universal shaking in their boots!) When we got to our seats, we had a better look at it, and realized it was a glossary of terms used in the DUNE Universe. And it was double sided. Crap, I thought, this is just what I’d feared; this movie’s going to be too damn smart for me. I was 14 at the time, and was, ya know, an above average 14 year old. (I have two older brothers, there’s a nearly 10-year gap there, and consequently I grew up pretty quickly.) But with this one promotional item I was sure I’d be lost for the next 2 or 3 hours.

And then something amazing happened. A young Virginia Madsen showed up on screen, and speaking directly to the camera, gave us a quick history of the universe we were about to enter, it’s feuding houses, and most importantly, the Arrakis born spice, Melange. And then, from the moment the DUNE logo hit the screen and Brian Eno’s theme blared out at us, I was hooked. This was a different kind of story, a different kind of science fiction. This was epic, with characters and settings that truly were like nothing else I’d seen in a movie. I was as obsessed with the Star Wars galaxy as every other kid in the world, but by the time we got to the end of Return of the Jedi, it was so familiar and so often emulated in other works, that it became sort of “old hat” for me. This thing I was watching was taking me someplace else entirely, and it would seem, at just the right time.

Now, here’s where I’ll get side tracked a bit to give some peripheral information, and then I’ll get back to the reasons I like the movie so much. In hindsight it’s clear that Universal were obviously hoping for a Lucas-like franchise with this thing, especially as there is a series of books that Herbert had written about these characters, but god knows why. I mean, there was a bit of a merchandising bonanza for DUNE, which I find as intriguing as the mechanics of the film. It’s simply bizarre to me that so many companies wanted on board the DUNE wagon. There were coloring books, activity books, action figures, model kits, trading cards, story books, tee shirts, stickers, toy guns and best of all a big rubber sandworm toy, which is unintentionally hilarious. As my friend Brian Heiler of Plaidstallions.com is so fond of saying, “I can’t believe the studio thought Baron Harkonnen was going to be the next Darth Vader.” This was most definitely NOT a kid’s movie, which would appear to be just one of a dozen ways it was doomed from the start.

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If you’ve never read the book, I can tell you, it IS dense. It’s something akin to The Lord of the Rings in that Herbert created a language and mythology that went back thousands of years. It’s also very long. Trying to make a commercial blockbuster out of it while retaining the qualities that made it legendary to begin with would have been headache number 7 on that “doomed” list for Lynch. It’s written so that characters are constantly talking to themselves in two and three page long inner monologues. A lot of information is conveyed this way, so the film script would have been never ending. Lynch’s solution was to let us hear the character’s thoughts as scenes played out, which was jarring for audiences. But I think they were lost long before the first monologue played out. There is an awful lot of information to keep track of.

So, back to the film. I’m not gonna say it’s a stone cold classic. It’s not a “great” film. It’s not in my Top Five, or Top Twenty. The effects are a bit dodgy, some of the acting and writing is “wooden”| for certain, and the climax is so rushed you can practically hear the studio accountants ripping huge chunks out of the script. But there’s something about it that I absolutely love. It’s kind of bat shit insane (one of many reasons I’m obsessed with Flash Gordon. That article will be coming soon, oh don’t you worry…) Let’s start with the producer, the legendary Dino De Laurentis. The prolific Italian is better known for his failures and questionable choices than he is for quality, but no one could accuse the man of a lack of passion. The set and costume design is mind blowingly good, starting with the Emperor’s throne room and the meeting of the Spice Guild Navigators, who’s leader, the Third Stage Guild Navigator, is a giant slug like creature floating in a tank, with a mouth shaped like, well, a vagina. (This is the first “proper” scene in the film, and god knows what weird movie people thought they’d wandered into.) But let’s get to the main cast: the whole story rests on the capable shoulders of then unknown Kyle MacLachlan, but he handles the burden nicely, and is fortunate to be supported by the likes of Jurgen Prochnow, Jose Ferrer, Kenneth McMillan, Patrick Stewart, Max Von Sydow, Francesca Annis, Brad Dourif, Linda Hunt, Sting, Richard Jordan, Dean Stockwell and Sean Young. (And if you look closely, you’ll even catch David Lynch himself making a cameo as a Fremen spice miner.) Holy crap! It’s like A Bridge Too Far for nerds! Clearly this was meant to be “event” movie making.

Obviously hoping to replicate some of Queen’s soundtrack success for Flash Gordon, Dino got pop group Toto to handle the chores. (Eh, let’s just say they’re no Queen.) The previously mentioned costumes were designed by Bob Ringwood, who a few years later would dress the Batman for Tim Burton, and every set seems to be made of marble and brass. But I’m not doing any of the dressing justice; everything is just different. Nothing in this universe looks like anything we’d seen before in a science fiction film. The guns look like rectangular bronze and black “boxes”; Feyd and Rabban’s outfits are like S and M meets rock star; the ships are in Moebius territory and put most sci fi vehicles to shame; and the sandworms (though effects wise are incredibly dated) were designed by the great Carlo Rambaldi, responsible for Elliot’s best friend, E.T.

With a script adapted by Lynch himself, (with many “Lynchian” moments snuck in; the Baron getting the pus extracted from his facial blemishes, fondling and then murdering a slave boy comes to mind), and the peripheral character actors in the film are extraordinary, very Fellini-esque, there’s no way any of the above should work at all. It’s like a bunch of great athletes from different sports got together and decided to start playing jai lai professionally. But it DOES work. This dense, epic story translates into a 2 hours plus movie with style. It’s compact when it needs to be, and it earmarks the key moments of the book just fine, and if you’re on the ride with it, it never drags. It never feels like all out escapist fare, but then again the source material wasn’t. The mistake anyone would make in going into it (as Universal must have been hoping), is thinking it’s going to be another good guys vs. bad guys adventure like Star Wars, or Avatar. It will take you to other worlds, but it’ll make you think while you’re on the trip. I know Sci Fi Channel attempted to improve on Lynch’s vision by making mini series out of the first two Herbert books, but, while not awful, they’re hopelessly studio bound and clearly “made for TV”. A re launch has been in the works for years, with director after director jumping ship, due to “creative differences” and studio madness. Frankly, I think people are finally catching up with the Lynch film, and trying to figure out how to attempt anything better than what we’ve already been given. If this is the only version of DUNE we get, as far as I’m concerned, it’s THE version of DUNE. And I love every spiced up, Eno sound tracked grain of sand in it. If you’ve never given it a chance, or hated it years ago and have dismissed it, I beg you to give it another spin. For me, it’s as unique a vision of science fiction and fantasy as anything George, Ridley or Peter have come up with, and I think it’s time David was let in from the cold and joined their club. Be seeing you…

Jason Lenzi

June 19, 2010

BIG BROTHER Blog Report: Day 10

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Day 10

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Davina opened my eyes to something last night during the eviction show. The first evicted housemates in all 11 seasons of Big Brother UK have been women. I’m not necessarily shocked by this but I am intrigued. What’s the root cause of this?

Rachael was the first to go last night. Despite the fact the crowd was chanting “Get Sunshine out” (which she heard and will no doubt result in a mental breakdown over the next few days) Rachael was an unsurprising evictee if you thought about it.

The first night as people were being chosen for the show Big Brother showed the housemates’ VTs to the crowd. Rachael, who referred to herself more than once as being the best looking person she knows, had the pleasure of the crowd turning on her after just 30 seconds. It was a beautiful thing to behold as a girl on the high of being chosen for the show is quickly torn back down live in front of millions watching. It’s part of what fascinates me about Big Brother and it’s part of what’s wrong with Big Brother too.

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Why does everyone hate me?

I was going to try and dissect the “women out” phenomena by trying to find a connecting link between all of the first evictees. But the problem is, there really isn’t one. Other than the XX chromosome connection. So what is the real connection?

As Davina rightly pointed out during the post eviction interview, the larger portion of Big Brother voters are female. Now I could draw conclusions from this alone and resort to old theories about how women hate women and women hate beautiful women even more but I feel like it’s too obvious an answer, although I’m not ruling it out.

I think we also have to look at why women are always nominated by the housemates over men in the early stages. The public can’t vote these women out unless they’re up for eviction in the first place. The house was split evenly with seven men and seven women, so why were 3 girls on the chopping block? If we take the stereotype that women hate beautiful women, then why did Rachael not get nominated by any women in the house? She only became available for eviction when David replaced himself with her.

There has been a theory over the years that men are intimidated by intellectual women. I think we can all agree that this theory is not applicable here. Did David replace himself with her because she walked around in her knickers a lot and his predilection for christian values meant he had a problem with her?

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The only thing I can really take from it is that whatever it is that causes this coincidence of female evictions, it’s probably what has driven John James insane for the last week. His moods and reactions to Rachael have been so extreme that it has to be a primal instinct within him to hate her. And maybe that primal reaction is within much of the public.

Am I reading too much into this? After all Rachael only got 37% of the vote so she’s obviously not a runaway loser but she was one of three women available for eviction so maybe the public was spoiled for choice.

It does however point towards a worrying trend that the 3 loudest and most opinionated women in the house were the ones in trouble this week. Is there something we’re not admitting to ourselves?

Aaron Poole
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When I went to the Wizard World convention in Long Beach in LA in 2005, one of the first things that I did was to make sure that I knew where the convention was being held and what the quickest, easiest route to the convention centre was. As soon as I had that figured out, my next course of action was to find a convenient pub. There was a pub straight across the road from the Long Beach Convention Centre called “The Auld Dubliner” and given the fact that I’m a young Dubliner, I had to at least give the place a try to see what it was like. The bartender was from Donegal and as soon as I spoke to him, he new that I was from Dublin. And just like that, I found myself a home for the time that I’d be in LA, especially considering the fact that I’d be in LA on the 17th of March for Paddy’s Day. Being an Irishman in an Irish bar on Paddy’s Day in LA is pretty cool, but knowing the bar staff in that bar would be even better, so I made it my business to get to know the folk tending bar in the few days running up to Paddy’s Day.

I arrived in LA on the 12th of March and the convention didn’t start until the 18th so I had a fair bit of time between hitting LA and going to the convention. I kept myself busy by touring around, going sightseeing, going to malls, seeing whatever was in the cinema at the time, even if that meant having to sit in a cinema in Disney and watch Keanu Reeves play John Constantine. It also meant that I got to spend a lot of time in The Auld Dubliner in the run up to Paddy’s Day. By the time that the evening of the 16th of March rolled around, I had only had a pint in one other place besides The Auld Dubliner, and that was in the ESPN sports bar in Downtown Disney. Normally sports bars aren’t my favourite place to drink a pint, but I felt that reading a pile of comics in the sports bar while drinking a pint would be nerdy enough that I could be comfortable there. So on the night of the 16th, after a huge dinner and more than a couple of bottles of beer, I decided that I should see a bit more of LA, and I decided that the best possible way to do that was to go on a pub crawl up the main street leading away from the convention centre back towards Pacific Coast Highway where my hotel was located.

It really did seem like a good idea at the time.

Despite the fact that I use the term “pub crawl”, very few of the places that I visited after leaving The Auld Dubliner were actually pubs. I was in restaurants; I was in night clubs and about two hours after embarking on the pub craw… I ended up in an amusement arcade. At this point, I have to admit that there’s a period of time I just do not remember. I remember going in to the arcade because for some reason, I had to show the guy at the front door my I.D. in order to get in to the amusement arcade. It was all bright lights and loud noises and even though there was almost no chance of getting a drink in there, I couldn’t resist going in. To this day, I do not remember any of what happened in that place. After showing my I.D. to the bouncer, the next thing I remember is leaving the arcade carrying a giant stuffed panda. I don’t know if I won it, stole it or bought it but somehow I ended up leaving the arcade with a giant stuffed panda. I decided pretty much straight away that his name was Peter.

The pub crawl was based on a left-to-right pattern, wherein I’d go from one side of the street to another. This was harder than it sounds because, as a Dublin native, I’m used to just crossing the road whenever there is a chance to do so and not pay much heed to traffic lights or pedestrian crossings. In LA, crossing the road whenever and wherever you please will just get you and your panda shouted at. But both myself and Peter managed to make it across the road unscathed and we wound up in front of the next stop on the pub crawl… Hooters.

Despite whatever attraction that Hooters may or may not have had for the twenty five year old me, it was the next stop on the zig-zag pub crawl so I had to go in for at least one drink. I thought that getting some food might be a good idea too, but I still wasn’t sure if Peter the Panda was a vegetarian yet. When I went in, I got a table and put Peter in the seat opposite to me. I purposely got a smaller table with seats rather than a table with stools as at that stage of the evening the chances of either of us being able to balance on a stool were fairly slim.

After a couple of drinks, a small meal and some pretty one sided conversation, I decided that the next brilliant idea would be to buy Peter a Hooters t-shirt. There was no particular reason for this other than I was quite drunk and I thought it’d be funny. After buying the t-shirt and wrestling it on to Peter, I revelled in just how funny I was and lapped up the laughs and compliments that we were both getting from the staff. It was going pretty well until heavy set lady with a Southern accent decided that she didn’t like the idea of a panda bear wearing human clothes. It was pretty ironic though; she looked more than a little bit like a bear herself.

With no hint of amusement or even curiosity, the woman wanted to know why Peter was wearing a t-shirt. She didn’t want to know why he was sitting at a table with me, she didn’t want to know why he wasn’t drinking his beer and she didn’t want to know if Peter was a vegetarian. It actually turns out that he was, I had to eat all of the food myself. No, the only thing she wanted to know was why Peter was wearing a t-shirt and when she asked, she asked aggressively. I looked at her for a second and told her that it was part of a protest against the fur trade. “I’m a member of PETA” I told her, and Peter was Peter The PETA Panda. The reason that Peter was wearing the t-shirt, apparently, was to demonstrate how silly it was for people to wear animal fur by showing how silly an animal looked wearing human clothes.

I thought it was funny.

The bear-looking lady took huge offence to this. She started talking about freedom to wear whatever she wants and America being a land of liberty and then she started yelling at me, telling me that I should go back to whatever country I came from because the fur trade isn’t going anywhere. Now, I have no strong feelings on the fur trade one way or the other, but all of a sudden I felt passionate about it in a very loud, very vocal way. But most of all I think, I was just annoyed that the bear-looking lady didn’t think I was funny.

So I stood up and voiced my new found opinion on the fur trade. I don’t think that I ended up winning the argument, because I got kicked out of Hooters and was told never to return. To make it even worse, the bear-looking lady was allowed to stay in the restaurant and when I got outside and realised that Peter was still inside, I wasn’t allowed to go back in and get him. One thing that I’ve learned over the years is that it’s never a good idea to argue with staff in a restaurant or a bar when you’ve had a few drinks. It never works out well for anybody. So I decided to cut my losses, leave Peter to the tender mercies of the bear-looking lady and head back to The Auld Dubliner where I should probably have stayed in the first place.

When I got back to The Auld Dubliner, the seat that I was in earlier that day was still free, so I sat back down, and ordered another drink. It would have been like I never left but for the fact that the barman told me that Seth Green had just been in the pub. He arrived about ten minutes after I left and departed a few minutes before I got back.

Paddy’s Day came and went as it always does. The day was full of beer and laughter and stodgy food and more beer and introductions and new friendships. It was exactly the kind of day that I hoped it would be.

For anyone who over indulges on St. Patrick’s Day, I can fully endorse going to a comic convention in blistering heat as a hangover cure. The first day of Wizard World LA 2005 was on the 18th of March and it was an amazing day. It was the first time that I’d ever been to a full scale comic convention and I was a bit overwhelmed by it all at first but it felt good to be in the company of like minded folk. Every so often though, it was nice to be able to leave the Convention Centre and head over to the pub to get a breath of fresh air and a pint and a bite to eat.

At the end of the first day, I went back to the pub purely to get some dinner and then I was planning to head back to the hotel and collapse from tiredness. But halfway through my dinner, someone came up to the bar to book a table for himself and a group of friends. I recognised the guy from the convention floor so I was paying a bit more attention than usual to what he was saying and who he was booking for. When he said that the booking was for “Marvel Comics” and plans that I had to leave the pub early disappeared. Waiting an hour to see who was going to come in for dinner wasn’t a huge difficulty as I had bought a lot of stuff at the convention that day. I had a lot of books and comics to read, though as time went on, I tried to make sure that anything I read was a Marvel comic.

When the crew from Marvel Comics started arriving, their table wasn’t ready for them yet so Victor the barman told them that they could wait at the bar next to where I was sitting, have a few drinks and Victor would call them when the table was clear. There’s a time to be restrained and there’s a time to step up and make yourself noticed. This was one of the times when you have to step up. I introduced myself to the nearest person who turned out to be one of the Spiderman editors at the time, Axel Alonso. We chatted for a while and as more folk started to arrive, he introduced me around to his friends. Some of the names I recognised, some of them I didn’t. Somehow I became the focus of attention and I talked about how I enjoyed the convention, about how it’s so different to anything that we’d have in Ireland, how I met Kevin Smith for the first time that day, etc. But I started to run out of things to say, and when that happens, I always fall back to the same thing. I start telling stories. So I told them the story of me falling flat on my fact the day previous in the pub while trying to do my Michael Flatley impression and I told them the story of Peter the Panda. It was just then that Joe Quesada walked in to join the group and at the same time Victor came up to let them know that their table was clear for them.

Over the next two days of the convention, I saw some of the same crowd at panels and booths or just walking around the convention floor and they always made the effort to acknowledge me or say hi or stop to chat briefly. I’ve written before about how living the Nerd Life has certain advantages over living life the ordinary life of the masses and another advantage that being a nerd brings is that the people who we admire are very accessible to us. There’s any number of comic conventions in America during the course of the year where you can meet your heroes and they’re almost always friendly and courteous and willing to make time for a photo or an autograph. Being treated with respect by people you admire just makes you admire them more.

The next comic convention that I went to was the first annual Dublin City Comic Convention, being held in Temple Bar Music Centre at the end of November in 2006. The most notable guests at the convention were Mark Millar and Bryan Hitch who were riding high on the success of The Ultimates. And in a uniquely Irish twist, the convention kicked off on the Friday night with a pub quiz in which Millar and Hitch were competing. Needless to say, they won the quiz. But given the amount of beer that I drank that night, I sort of feel like I won too.

After nowhere near enough sleep, I went back into Temple Bar the next morning for the convention and the differences between the LA convention and the Dublin convention were enormous. The LA convention was a mass of stands and stalls selling everything from replica weapons to bootleg DVDs to t-shirts to videogames to comics. Comic creators were giving panels about their craft, Joss Whedon was talking about Wonder Woman and The Hulk was walking around the convention floor stopping to talk to anyone who approached him. The Dublin convention consisted of vendors crammed into the main dance hall of the Temple Bar music centre, selling their wares off tables that looked like they were about to collapse. Bryan Hitch was signing autographs on the stage in the dance hall and Mark Millar was signing autographs in an adjacent corridor. All along the queue for a Millar autograph, lesser known comic artists were sitting at tables trying to get people to buy their original art. I was very happy with the fact that I got a page of original art from the Angel: Masks one shot from IDW that was drawn by a native Dubliner named Stephen Thompson. That was looking like it was going to be the highlight of the day, until I finally got to meet Millar.

I had two books with me that I wanted Millar to sign, and even if he had signed them, handed them back to me and moved on to the next person, I would have been happy enough, but he made the effort to say hi and ask me how I was doing, was I having a good time, was I at the quiz the night before. Then he absolutely shocked me by telling me that he recognised me, and not only did he recognise me, he was able to tell me that he remembered me from Wizard World in LA the previous year. It was pretty amazing. There’s people that I interact with every day that wouldn’t recognise me if I met them on the street, but even after twenty months and probably meeting a few thousand other people, Millar still remembered me.

Being a nerd and being a comic book fan is rewarding in and of itself. Validation from others isn’t something that we need, we do what we do because we enjoy it and it makes us happy and that’s more than enough reason for doing anything. But I do think that the nerd community is pretty unique in the respect that the professionals give to the fans, partly because a lot of the professionals started out as ordinary fans themselves. And to be honest, a certain level of respect is something that I’ve come to expect when I’m lucky enough to come face to face with the people that I admire. But sometimes you get more than you hoped for. Sometimes all it takes is meeting the right person at the right time and a story about a panda named Peter.

Simon Fitzgerald

June 18, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-06-18

Filed under: FREDagator — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:04 am

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Start the weekend right with a little “Foreign Novelty Smash”, courtesy of The Credibility Gap (Harry Shearer, Richard Beebe, David L. Lander & Michael McKean)…

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Nat Saunders

Filed under: A Bit Of A Chat With Ken Plume,Interviews — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:43 am

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a bit of a chat with writer, musician, co-creator of Misery Bear, and angry man in kitchen, Nat Saunders

You can visit his official site at www.wormhotel.co.uk, and pick up his album at www.airport85.co.uk.

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Weekend Shopping Guide 6/18/10: Buzz Lightyear On Tiki Island

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

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It’s the last of their live recordings from November’s run of shows in Los Angeles, but they’ve certainly saved the best till the end – Cinematic Titanic’s Danger On Tiki Island (Cinema Titan, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99) is the Titans operating at the top of their game, tearing into a terrible little gem about pathetic people sort of fighting in the direction of mutant monsters on a South Pacific island populated by stalkers, virgins, and midgets. Also delightful? A brief bonus documentary with the CT crew. I hope future discs can do more of this.

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Want to be able to put your cellphone or Flip camera just about anywhere? Well, you pretty much can using the incredible gripping ability of the GorillaMobile stand ($29.99), which features a trio of sectional legs that wrap around practically anything.

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The latest in the line of must-have production art books from the fine folks at Pixar and Chronicle is, of course, The Art Of Toy Story 3 (Chronicle Books, $40.00 SRP). Packed to the brim with art and behind-the-scenes information from every stage of production (including spoilers), it needs to be on your shelf. Now.

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Fans who have been wondering when Universal would finally bring their spiffy remastered edition of Flash Gordon (Universal, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) to high definition need wonder no more, as it has arrived, and it looks even spiffier. It also ports over the featurettes and classic Flash serial found on the original release. Also being released on the same day – consider it a bonus – is Sam Raimi’s Darkman (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) which has, unfortunately, no bonus materials to speak of.

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It’s been a long, long, LONG wait, but fans can now pick up the complete 3rd season of Leave It To Beaver (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$39.97 SRP). The 6-disc set contains all 39 episodes, completely remastered, plus a radio interview with Jerry Mathers & Frank Bank.

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I’ve been a big fan of the Playing For Change music project since I first heard about it last year, as most people did, via the brilliant viral video of artists worldwide doing a jam session on “Stand By Me”. The latest release from the project is Playing For Change Live (Playing For Change Records, $18.98 SRP), a DVD/CD combo compiling performances from the concerts in LA, Vancouver, Madrid, and Glastonbury.

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Now that the series has been released in its entirety, it’s only left to mop things up and release MacGyver: The TV Movies (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$19.99 SRP), which collects the two post-series telefilms – Lost Treasure Of Atlantis and Trail Of Doomsday.

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When all else in the world is uncertain, one can always rely on the complete, unadulterated, glorious crapfest that is Showgirls (MGM, Rated NC-17, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), whose fleshy cruddity is now available in high definition. The 15th anniversary edition features an audio commentary, pole & lapdancing featurettes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and a bonus standard edition DVD.

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Backfilling your TV series collection in HD is obviously the new thing to drain your wallet dry, and with that in mind I’m sure fans will be picking up Supernatural: The Complete First Season (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP). The 4-disc set contains all 22 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, and a brand-new addition of the Paley Festival panel discussion.

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I don’t know why last year seemed to bring out the post-apocalyptic flicks, but The Book Of Eli (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) certainly falls into that category, as it stars Denzel Washington as the titular Eli who carries the titular book, which can either save society or destroy it. I won’t say if that book is Hop On Pop. The 2-disc set contains a trio of featurettes, additional scenes, an animated short, and a standard DVD copy of the film.

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Really, the only reason for watching the otherwise toothless romantic comedy When In Rome (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is the always fun, funny Kristen Bell, who co-stars as a woman who finds an unexpected crush when her sister’s wedding finds her in the titular Italian city. Bonus materials include an alternate opening/ending, a featurette, deleted scenes, bloopers, and music videos.

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OD on animated sitcoms from Seth MacFarland by picking up not only the 8th volume of Family Guy (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), but also the 5th volume of American Dad (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). Family Guy contains audio commentaries, deleted scenes, a featurette, and karaoke. American Dad sports audio commentaries, deleted scenes, trivia, and a drinking game.

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Harrison Ford as a reclusive medical researcher? Sure, I’ll buy that. Brendan Fraser as an idealistic dad desperate to find a cure for his children’s rare genetic disorder before it’s too late? Okay. Is Harrison Ford awake in Extraordinary Measures (Sony, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP)? Mostly! It’s a button-pushing emotional rollercoaster, but at least it’s watchable. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette and deleted scenes.

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It’s been awhile since his last comedy special, but Black is back with a new album – Lewis Black: Black Is Back (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). It’s Black as beautifully bile-filled as you’d expect him to be. It’s also available on CD (Comedy Central Records, $12.98 SRP).

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It doesn’t have quite the budget of Primordial, but Sanctuary (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP) does cover the same monster squad territory, with a group of specialists out to investigate and protect strange and terrifying creatures from around the globe. The 4-disc set contains all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, video diaries, outtakes, and a gallery.

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I think it was during Youth In Revolt (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP) that I’d finally had enough of Michael Cera. His one-note performances had been getting increasingly grating since the highs of Arrested Development, but while starring as straightlaced but odd teen Nick Twisp, whose vacation attempt to woo a pretty girl makes him adopt a suave but destructive alter ego (with a mustache), I’d just had enough of him. The flick itself has some energy, but not enough to overcome the black hole that is Cera. I hope Scott Pilgrim slaps some life into him. Bonus materials on this disc include audio commentary, deleted scenes, deleted/extended animated sequences, and audition footage.

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Leave it to that good ol’ golden retriever to make sure he gets in on the sports action with Air Bud: World Pup (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), in which the pooch give soccer a spin. Bonus materials include commentary from the Buddies, and a production featurette.

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Really, the only thing that makes the fourth season of The Secret Life Of The American Teenager (ABC Family, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) is the continued presence of Molly Ringwald as the main character’s mother. Yes. She’s playing a mother. A mother! The 3-disc state contains all 12 episodes, plus a pair of featurettes.

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Adults (and even kids) have been eagerly awaiting the next installment from their trippy friends who dance around to music and stuff, and now they can pick up Yo Gabba Gabba! Clubhouse (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), which contains a quartet of episodes.

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Always one of those inoffensive, rather forgettable WB shows, I could never bring myself to watch Everwood (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). But for those that did, the complete third season is now available, whose 5-disc boxset contains all 22 episodes plus outtakes.

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It may be on the pricey side, but there are some collectibles that cross beyond the threshold of cool to the rarified realm of sublime, and I’d have to say that’s the case for the 13″+ Robby The Robot ($429.99). Not only is it a faithful reproduction of the Forbidden Planet icon, but it also lights up when it speaks. That’s right – it speaks multiple lines from the film. If that weren’t enough, an extra level of cool is added when you take the head off and find a 12″ figure operating the “robot” for a meta surprise. If you have the ability to snap this up, do so.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Contest Round-Up: 2010-06-17

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of IT’S GARRY SHANDLING’S SHOW: SEASON 1 on DVD.

In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of DEATH RACE 2000 on DVD.

In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of MLB BLOOPERS: BASEBALL’S BEST BLOOPERS on DVD.

In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of LEAVE IT TO BEAVER: SEASON 3 on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of OCEANS on DVD.

In conjunction with Summit Entertainment, we’re giving away three (3) copies of REMEMBER ME on Blu-Ray.

Win REMEMBER ME on Blu-Ray!

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In conjunction with Summit Entertainment, we’re giving away three (3) copies of REMEMBER ME on Blu-Ray.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 30th.

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The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win OCEANS on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of OCEANS on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 30th.

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Win LEAVE IT TO BEAVER: SEASON 3 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of LEAVE IT TO BEAVER: SEASON 3 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 30th.

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Win MLB BLOOPERS: BASEBALL’S BEST BLOOPERS on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of MLB BLOOPERS: BASEBALL’S BEST BLOOPERS on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 30th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

June 17, 2010

Win DEATH RACE 2000 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:47 pm

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In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of DEATH RACE 2000 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 30th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win IT’S GARRY SHANDLING’S SHOW: SEASON 1 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of IT’S GARRY SHANDLING’S SHOW: SEASON 1 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 30th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, June 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

BIG BROTHER Blog Report: Day 8

Filed under: Articles,TV News — Tags: , — Aaron @ 6:45 am

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Day 8

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Bye bye Rachael, Rachael good bye. Brilliant. I’m bloody chuffed with Dave. Ok she is not gone yet, but I have a good feeling about it. Hold on, I’m getting ahead of myself here. Let me go back a bit.

So here was me expecting to tell you all my thoughts on this week’s nominations. Sunshine (unsuprising), Dave (also not very surprising) and Shabby (I hate her with the power of a thousand suns but I thought she was settling in well in the house so I was shocked by that one). But when Big Brother anounced the nomination results the housemates weren’t given long to think about it before being rushed into a task to save themselves from eviction.

The nominated three had to dress up in mouse outfits and grab some cheese over spinning wheels in the fastest time. I could explain the task better but what they were doing was not as important as the result of what they did.

Dave did the task the fastest and won. He was told he was saved from nomination but had to choose another housemate to replace him on the chopping block.

Having to make this decision in front of them all was fascinating to watch. You could really see him think and panic about who to pick. An awkward situation which wasn’t made any easier by the likes of Shabby telling him to pick someone he doesn’t like and saying “I know exactly who I would pick”. Harsh.

He eventually went with Rachael. An understandable decision as he did nominate her and she’s an absolute cow. She instantly bursts into tears and makes a real scene of it. Govan storms off like a child. Nathan was one of the few people who had a brain and said “well, he had to pick someone”. While I got a good giggle out of it, it was a terrible situation to be in and guilt tripping David was going to get you anywhere.

Still. I’m happy.

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Looks like this mouse will stay in the house

As per usual, nominations effect people in different ways. Sunshine seems to have just taken the news and gotten on with it. She’s been almost likeable since being told. I did say almost. But Shabby, well, she’s losing her mind.

In what seemed to be a very normal conversation, Ben was talking to Shabby about how he could never tell if her reactions to things were her being genuine or just being a bit dramatic for the fun of it. He seemed to say it in a friendly way and mentioned because she was an actress this can be a common trait.

Well, you’d swear he just called her a pig fucker. She flipped the lid and seemed like she was going to resort to punching him. While this act could have won her the whole show she instead resorted to being a stroppy teenager and telling him to go away.

Fair enough, she got insulted by the comment, although I don’t really see how, but she made such a production of it that Shabby confirmed his sentiment. I hope someday she’ll see the irony in her statement that (paraphrasing) “acting is just my job it doesn’t have anything to do with my personality”.

What disgusted me most though was that she made Ben beg for forgiveness. And she still acted like he was the scum of the earth after hours of his grovelling.

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Psycho killer: Qu’est que c’est

I realise I do a lot of bitching during this blog, however one person who really impressed me this week is John James. He doesn’t have book smarts but he seems to have people smarts.

While the man’s brain consists mostly of candyfloss he has managed to figure out a few people and their motivations.

I won’t go into his little fight with Rachael because I feel he let himself down a bit there but he managed to point out a lot of truths during the rest of the day.

He successfully pointed out that Ben put up with Shabby’s tantrum because he is desperate to be liked by everyone in the house. He also correctfully called Rachael out on being the snarky arogant monster that she really is too. He even had the self knowledge that the only reason Rachael fancied him was because he wasn’t talking to her. The man is a regular Freud, but you know, without all the mother sex.

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Man of the people / Man of the stupid people

Although the mother/sex thing might not be completely out of the window. Josie, (a very homely, down to earth, motherly type figure) seems to be winning the battle for his affections. He has regularly flirted with her and seems to have no problems admitting openly that he likes her.

The most unlikely of romance? Maybe not, he seems to be a bit of useless man around the house. Remember the pizzas? So Josie might be the type of girl that can look after him. I’m probably being unfair and it’s something purer than that.

Probably not.

Aaron Poole
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FREDagator: 2010-06-17

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Review: HAPPY TOGETHER

Filed under: Articles,Reviews — Tags: , , — Aaron @ 4:04 am

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Happy Together

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happytogethercoverThe various filters, speeds and exposures through which Wong Kar-Wai presents his films would for most other directors seem little more than affectations. Indeed, on a purely aesthetic level, Wong’s films might not look so out of place when stacked next to a Tony Scott feature. But the ends to which Wong uses his stylistic touches separate him from the more flash-oriented players. His is the cinema of the broken heart, defined by elliptical structures and vibrant cinematography courtesy of Christopher Doyle (one wonders if his absence on Wong’s latest feature, My Blueberry Nights, was as much to blame for the director’s first stumble in nearly 15 years as his decision to make it his first English-language film). One of the most visible and most-beloved figures in contemporary art cinema, Wong’s precisely framed pictures stand out because of the universality of their emotion: when a shot freezes on an action as innocuous as a handshake or speeds into a blur as masses swarm around central characters in bustling urban areas, we do not see these effects but feel them.

Wong is a postmodernist of the heart, breaking up the narrative to get inside the memories of characters in a way that stresses the emotional, not intellectual, nature of metaphysics. It’s an approach that’s never been equaled, and the only time any other film managed to tap into that same emotional vein of fractured narrative, it took two auteurs – Michael Gondry and Charlie Kaufman – to approach the level of lonely ol’ Wong. His characters, whether located in the past (the anti-wuxia film Ashes of Time, the “Chinese Graffiti” throwback Days of Being Wild), the present or even the future (2046), search for love against vast backdrops. In most of his films, Wong places his characters in the middle of swarming urban environments, sweltering working class slums that are always the poorest financial and the richest cultural area of any metropolis.

Chungking Express took place in the titular, multinational sector of Hong Kong that erased cultural borders to make the tales of pain, loss, and vague, necessary hope look as universal as they felt, and Happy Together takes matters one step further. The story of two quarreling gay lovers, Happy Together whisks its Chinese leads to Argentina, using natural wonders (Iguazu Falls) and rundown cities (Buenos Aires) as a fitting background for the deteriorating relationship between the calm, gentle Lai Yiu-fai (Tony Leung) and the dynamo Ho Po-Wing (Leslie Cheung).

Opening with a splash of color as the couple leaves Hong Kong for Argentina, the film cuts harshly to black-and-white as the two enter into what we learn is but the latest of a series of devastating breakups instigated by Ho’s adulterous, abusive behavior and reconciled by his ability to win back Lai each time by sheepishly begging, “Let’s start over.” Mirroring Lai’s despair, the monochrome captures Ho’s almost psychopathic torture of his lover in crisp detail; unwilling to return immediately to Hong Kong, Lai gets a job at a local nightclub, where Ho routinely visits with a new man in tow each time. Some of these moments are almost too much to bear, watching the look on Leung’s face turn to pure agony as his love mocks him. Just as Lai nears the breaking point, Ho shows up at his doorstep, battered, bloodied and barely conscious.

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At this stage, Happy Together reverts to full color, using the wide variety of canted angles, odd focal lenses and splashes of color to communicate both Lai’s excitement of nursing his ex, whose mangled hands are bandaged in place, back to health, as well as the stomach-churning undercurrent of understanding Lai won’t let himself recognize, a knowledge that Ho will still manipulate and coerce him back into misery. Wong’s precise casting allows the audience to better understand the divide between these two characters: Cheung, who appeared in Wong’s Days of Being Wild, where he also toyed with his image as a founding member of Cantopop, plays Ho like a rock star without the stardom, a balls-out loon with thirsts incapable of being slaked. Leung, on the other hand, is one of the most subdued and affecting of any actor of any nationality (or generation, for that mater). His strength lies not in the explosive movements that Cheung brilliantly unleashes but in the internalization of his feelings and thoughts until they bubble into his eyes, where they become unmistakable and devastating. To see Lai hurt is to see Leung hurt, which only compounds the effect of the poor man’s tribulations on the audience. Lai attempts to shield himself, resisting Ho’s physical and emotional teases, but his desires get the best of himself and he reenters into a romance with Ho, restarting the cycle.

Though the situation rapidly deteriorates, Wong maintains the use of color stock, revealing that the depressing starkness of black-and-white actually protected us somewhat from facing the full brunt of the realities of heartbreak. Yet the director softens Lai’s misery when he has the protagonist leave the nightclub to get work at a Chinese restaurant. There he meets Chang (Chang Chen), a Chinese ex-pat whom he befriends. Chang is everything that Ho isn’t: like Lai, he is calm and measured, a placid individual just looking for normalcy. So tuned to Lai’s frequency is he that Chang gets his own voiceover lines, in which he discusses his life and his budding friendship with Lai. He might even be gay: an attractive female co-worker makes a pass at him, but Chang lightly rebuffs her, explaining his actions to Lai with the excuse that he dislikes her voice. Chang prefers women’s voices to be “deep and low,” and when Lai sets down the phone to quickly perform and errand, Chang sees this and rushes to the phone as if checking the line just so Lai can brush against him when he returns to grab the receiver.

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As Ho continues to push his relationship with Lai to its latest breaking point, Lai’s bond with Chang strengthens. Chang relates how he got exceptional hearing from an eye problem he suffered as a child that strengthened his other senses. “”I couldn’t see,” he says, “so I listened.” Thus, he is more empathetic and understanding of Lai, who’d long ago been blinded by the supernova of Ho’s diva-like radiance. Though their relationship never progresses to the romantic stage — at least so far as Wong shows us — the intimacy between the two, at last fully reciprocated for Lai, gives the beleaguered lover the courage to finally break from Ho for the last time. Once he does, however, he finds that Chang has left Buenos Aires, off to see another Argentine landmark.

Now alone after closing one door and having the other closed on him, Lai spirals into his darkest depression yet, stooping to meaningless sex in bathrooms and theaters to dull the pain. The sex in Happy Together constantly degenerates, from the passionate intercourse that opens the film to the loathing — much of it self-directed — in Lai’s later tryst with Ho. Finally, it becomes anonymous, something that Lai, once the person who longed for love, engages in for the visceral kick. The like-minded Chang’s “rejection” of him edges Lai closer to Ho’s characteristics, and his usage of cheap sex without stakes gives Lai an insight into Ho’s behavior. Lai’s shift toward Ho’s mannerisms is contrasted with Ho himself, who rails against his ex for the break-up but, secreted away from prying eyes, bursts into uncontrollable sobs of regret. Perhaps Ho’s flaw was not Machiavellian evil but an inability to properly express his feelings, which we can plainly see in private hem much closer to Lai’s typical mindset.

It’s tempting, and oh-so facile, to compare the film to Midnight Cowboy, that other story of the perils of gay love in society. Yet that film relied on naturalistic acting to tell an otherwise oversimplified and unrealistic story, while Wong uses poetic aestheticism to spin a believable tale. Too, Midnight Cowboy forced one of its characters to die for the film’s homoeroticism, a sort of false redemption that spoke more to its pulled punches and attempt to play to more conservative audiences. Wong, on the other hand, uses the physical pain inflicted upon one his gay characters to examine the emotional, even existential, plights of the pair. Furthermore, Wong presents this tumultuous love affair as the sort of turbulent romance that couples of any sexual preference could experience. Schlesinger condemned his latent homosexuals for their sin, while Wong, without ever breaking out a soapbox, demonstrates how gay love should not be separated from what some obsolete members of society consider to be “true” love. Ho and Chang could easily be two ladies vying, whether they know it or not, for Lai’s attention — in fact, the structure of an exploding, id-driven hedonist and the supportive, empathetic emotional rock standing at polar ends from a confused but ultimately affable protagonist somewhat prefigures an equally devastating account of broken love, Two Lovers.

However, as enthralling as the narrative is, Wong uses his characters for more than a mere love story. One of the film’s first shots, of Lai and Ho heading out to Argentina, shows a customs official stamping a passport. The dated stamps recall the expiration dates used in Chungking Express, a thinly-veiled reference to Hong Kong’s looming “expiration date” as a British colony before its handover to China three years later. Here, however, the characters openly come to symbolize Hong Kong’s transition. Lai and Ho represent the relationship between Hong Kong and the British power that once controlled it. British rule had its benefits — Wong, after all, is working with considerably more freedom than his contemporaries in the rest of China received — but the crown also exploited and manipulated the colony. It’s possible, then, that the Chang, less adventurous and inspirational but sturdier and more relatable to Lai, represents the China that would reacquisition Hong Kong in the same year. On the flip side is Chang, whose Taiwanese heritage reveals that he has his own unexamined issues dealing with colonization and cultural appropriation, in his case stemming from Chinese aggression.

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This subtext might explain why the central idea of Happy Together is displacement, as Hong Kong fits neither with England nor, with its use of Cantonese over Mandarin, much of the rest of China. Lai, the clearest representative of an uncertain Hong Kong, wanders between two partners, weighing his pros and cons when with one and feeling utterly alone when completely separated from both. Lai says that his “happiest days” with Ho occurred when the more careless man got himself attacked and had to rely on Lai, thus forcing the volatile lover to calm down. Following World War II, Hong Kong recovered almost instantly from Japanese occupation as Mao’s Cultural Revolution led many of China’s businesses to relocate their industries to Hong Kong. While Britain was busy waging battles in India to delay the inevitable, Hong Kong enjoyed prosperity and development. But the desire to be a part of their own people must have weighed on the denizens of Hong Kong, and for all the fear of change there is an anxiousness to get away from Britain (Ho) to be with the more similar China (Chang). Hong Kong was one of the last British colonies that the once-mighty empire retained, and its transfer affected both. No wonder, then, that Ho breaks down so completely; he’s crying not only for his own loss but the end of the final chapter of British imperialism as that nation’s avatar.

Though the story occurs in Argentina, Lai’s actions bring him closer and closer to a return to Hong Kong to set aside his feelings of displacement and anomie: first he works as the doorman of the nightclub, always standing outside the club looking in, before moving to the kitchen of a Chinese restaurant and, finally, to a slaughterhouse, where he notes that the odd hours re-tune his body to Hong Kong time. His time with Chang, beside prompting the final split with Ho, also inspire Lai to return home, where he must face penance for stealing his father’s money to finance his trip. The film’s original Chinese title, Chun gwong cha sit, is an idiomatic expression meaning “to expose something indecent,” less a reference to its display of homosexuality and more to its demonstration that indecent love is far more complex and harmful a situation than which genders are involved. The English title, taken from the Turtles hit that appears in the film as a cover by Danny Chung, is more germane to portraying the actual depths of the love story. At first it is a bitter ironic headline above the acrimony between partners, but Lai’s infatuation with Chang and their compatibility suggest that the title really applies more to their relationship. By traveling to the waterfalls before returning to Hong Kong and subsequently stopping in Taipei to take a photo of Chang from his family’s shop, Lai sets up a pursuit of Chang and the possibility for stable love between the two as they reenter China. Lai and Chang, the symbols of Hong Kong and China, respectively, may indeed find happiness together, forming a symbiotic bond that advances them both. Who could have guessed this emotional gut-punch could end with such a hopeful implication?

Happy Together has been released on Blu-Ray by the fine folks at Kino International, and the results are revelatory. Previous home video releases, including Kino’s previous two, flattened and cropped editions, have largely been awful (check out screengrab comparisons at DVD Beaver to see the horrendous quality of so many editions), but Kino’s restoration here is astonishing.

The rich, often surreal color tones are captured in perfect clarity and the soundtrack, though not an essential part of the package, is well-balanced. On its own, the work on the film qualifies Kino’s BD as one of the best Blu-Ray releases of the year, and, frankly, Happy Together isn’t as packed with extras as one might expect from either Criterion or Eureka! However, the two included features, an interview with Wong for the Museum of the Moving Image and Buenos Aires Zero Degree: The Making of Happy Together, a combination behind-the-scenes doc/deleted scenes collection that shows how Wong brought a crew to South America without a script and originally shot a three-hour film with numerous subplots that were dropped, are exemplary. The documentary offers a great insight into Wong’s process of drawing a very specific emotional thread from judiciously editing a jumble of unformed narrative, while the interview provides a fair overview of Wong’s attitudes and influences that feels far shorter than its 45 minutes due to Wong’s disarming, amusing nature. Complete with trailers for the film and Wong’s previous feature, Fallen Angels (also available on a terrific Blu-Ray from Kino), Happy Together belongs in any cinephile’s collection, and it’s a great entry point into Wong’s complicated but visceral, deeply felt style. One of the video highlights of the year.

Jake Cole is a journalism undergraduate at Auburn University who routinely writes about film, television and music on his blog, Not Just Movies. He aspires to become a critic upon graduation, but nobody’s had the heart to explain to him that criticism is dead. Should be a nasty surprise.

June 15, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-06-15

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June 14, 2010

TV Or Not TV: 6/14 – 6/20

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QUICK NOTE: I’m going to be talking about DOCTOR WHO again this week, and I’m going to be talking about episodes that haven’t aired in the US yet. If you don’t want to be spoiled just skip ahead to where you see the word MONDAY, ok?

In keeping my heart as pure as possible and my conscience as clean as I can I have to admit that when I first sat down this week to write what I affectionately refer to as the “upper portion” of this week’s column I was going to attempt a weak handed turn at talking about TRUE BLOOD. I know that many others in the same category of writing are doing just that and if I had an ounce of sense in my head I’d still muddle through the half-hearted and hack-like exercise in writing but truth be told I just don’t want to. TRUE BLOOD was good in its first season, it was great in its second season and it’s either going to be amazing in its third season or it is going to flounder. There are others much better at writing about television that can tell you all about it so let’s all just know that I had no interest in really saying anything about it other than what you find in this paragraph.

This week the direction my passion is leading my words is to talk mainly about the upcoming season finale for the 11th DOCTOR’s first series of DOCTOR WHO. Just like any good TIME LORD (or fan of a TIME LORD) I experience a bit of time shifting in my weekly watching of the show. If I were a person that lived in the UK I’d be two week’s away from this fifth series’ 13th episode. To say, at this point, that I’m very excited about this is a gross understatement. In the next two weeks we are going to find out what the PANDORICA is, we’re going to find out how that bit of shrapnel turned up in the crack in COLD BLOOD and we may find out if the DOCTOR had his coat back in FLESH AND STONE because of a production error or something greater (more on that last bit later).

I’m not the type of person to stick their head in the sand and say that there haven’t been some hiccups in this fifth series of DOCTOR WHO but thankfully there have been more good moments than bad. THE VICTORY OF THE DALEKS and THE VAMPIRES OF VENICE are probably the only two episodes out of the 11 that have aired so far that I have had much fault with at all. Their stories didn’t hold me, there was something that just didn’t feel right while watching them and for one reason or another I was just put off by them. That still leaves nine episodes so far that have aired that I’ve enjoyed and watched repeatedly after their original air dates. That’s a pretty decent track record. This coming week on BBC AMERICA they will be airing “VINCENT AND THE DOCTOR” which, though polarizing for fans of the show, I thoroughly loved. It accomplished a loving tribute to VINCENT VAN GOGH both in context and cinematography. What some found cheesy I found refreshing and touching and even at the risk of you hating it I would say that I recommend it.

Throughout this season there have been seeds planted and growing towards this finale. PRISONER ZERO told us, “The Pandorica will open. Silence will fall” in THE ELEVENTH HOUR and since then the same crack that allowed for his escape has been following the DOCTOR (or has it actually been following the TARDIS?). In FLESH AND STONE we learned that it undoes the time of any that it consumes, erasing them from existence. We’ve gotten hints that its effect has reached across the galaxy and we’ve even seen first hand what happens to someone when they are taken by the crack in COLD BLOOD when the very existence of RORY was undone. We also know that RIVER SONG will be present when the PANDORICA opens because she told us so in FLESH AND STONE. The last real nugget we received was from COLD BLOOD when we found out that a piece of shrapnel from the explosion that causes the crack was a piece of the TARDIS.

With all of these clues laid out for us the real question that I have that I’m sure we will have answered in two weeks is just how important is AMY POND to the resolution of this PANDORICA/SILENCE FALLING situation? She, as a seven year old, was the person that introduced us to this time consuming crack. Ever since she came aboard the TARDIS we’ve been seeing the crack following either her, the DOCTOR or the TARDIS itself. The date the DOCTOR was able to ascertain the explosion that caused the crack to happen was the day of AMY’s wedding. AMY doesn’t remember the DALEK invasion in THE STOLEN EARTH. Every way you look at it things all seem to point back, one way or another, to AMY. Then there’s the matter of the DOCTOR’s coat.

Back in the episode FLESH AND STONE there was a strange thing that happened that I knew was strange but I didn’t know why. I can’t pretend to be smart enough to have put my finger on it myself but thankfully the fine fellows of the DOCTOR WHO-centric podcast RADIO FREE SKARO made me realize why it was strange without going in to great detail. The strange thing that I’m talking about is the moment that the DOCTOR has to leave AMY behind in the atmosphere-generating woods. In this scene we see the DOCTOR in shirt and bow-tie but without his coat because it was left in the grasping hands of a WEEPING ANGEL. Immediately after he leaves her he’s back again, but this time he’s behaving different. He seems less angry and more nurturing towards AMY. He delivers a cryptic message to her about her having to start trusting him and then they have the following exchange:

AMY: “Doctor, the crack in my wall. How can it be here?”
DOCTOR: “I don’t know yet but I’m working it out”¦Remember what I told you when you were seven?”
AMY: “What did you tell me?”
DOCTOR: “No. That’s not the point. You have to remember.”

And then the DOCTOR is gone again. The next time we see him he’s again without his coat. I have to admit that the Uber-geek within me really wants this moment to not be an accident or a continuity error on the part of the production staff. I’m really hoping that somehow this moment was planned, it was shot specifically this way and it will some how be called back to in the next two episodes. This call back, of course, will force a call back to something said in the very first episode by the DOCTOR when AMY was seven. This something is so important that the DOCTOR actually goes back into his own timeline to deliver this message to AMY, an idea they reminded us was possible in the episode THE LODGER when AMY is taken back in time by the DOCTOR to leave a note for him after he was stranded. The prospect of all of this is so very exciting but truth be told sometimes a coat is just a coat, a mistake is just a mistake, and it all may be much ado about nothing.

Of course part of me feels quite foolish talking about the season finale when here in the US it won’t actually air until JULY 24th thanks to BBC AMERICA not wanting to waste any new programming for the 4th of July weekend. This means that those of us in North America won’t be seeing THE LODGER, THE PANDORICA OPENS or THE BIG BANG until the latter part of JULY. Thank goodness for time shifting.

Well now that I’ve droned on long and hard about DOCTOR WHO let’s finally turn our attention to the regular programming you can actually watch now. I tell you now that this week was really hard to find things in so take my advice now and take up a hobby or something. It’s getting bleak.

MONDAY

BBC AMERICA – 8:00 AM: How about a mini TORCHWOOD marathon? The last six episodes of the first season are shown back to back. If you called in sick to work today these should entertain you enough to ignore your cocktail flu.

FOX – 9:00 PM: Last week’s episode of THE GOOD GUYS was almost as good for me as the series pilot. I encourage you to watch if for no other reason for those creepy moments where COLIN HANKS channels the same mannerisms his dad displayed on television 30 years ago.

NBC – 10:00 PM: PERSONS UNKNOWN was just creepy enough to make me tune back in this week. If they an keep the addictive creep-factor up I’ll come back again. According to the ratings though the title might need to be changed to SHOW UNKNOWN.

ABC – 10:00 PM: There is no greater sport than having the vapid and pretty be exposed for just that on TRUE BEAUTY. They may be looking for the person that is beautiful both inside and out but let’s face facts folks, with this group they’re just trying to find the the lesser of all these evils.

TUESDAY

TNT – 7:00 PM: I really think  that the show BONES came into it’s own in the second season around the same time the four episodes being mini-marathon’d tonight originally aired. If you are a fan of the show it’s a great way to relive the season.

NBC – 8:00 PM: OK, first LOSING IT WITH JILLIAN was on at 10 and they told us it would be on at 8. Then they changed their minds and aired it at 10. Now they’ve moved it back to 8. They realize we won’t lose any weight trying to follow the show on their schedule, right?

FOOD NETWORK – 9:00 PM: Apparently the stakes are higher when the cake gets smaller because the cake challenges are now being outdone by CUPCAKE WARS. Is this like the late night wars but sweeter?

BRAVO – 9 PM: KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST returns with acting lessons from LIZA MINNELLI. Ratings in WeHo are going to go through the roof!

WEDNESDAY

BBC AMERICA – 8:00 AM: It’s another RTD mini-marathon with the first part of the third series of DOCTOR WHO.  Is this programming appealing to the unemployed or what?

TV LAND – 10:00 PM: Just when you thought the sitcom stylings of THREE’S COMPANY were long since forgotten along comes HOT IN CLEVELAND. VALERIE BERTINELLI, JANE LEEVES and WENDIE MALICK have an emergency lay over in CLEVELAND and find out that the men there are cougar lovers. BETTY WHITE tries to save the show but this thing almost comes off like it’s trying to parody itself.

THURSDAY

SYFY – 7:00 PM: The TV movie didn’t quite capture the magic of the original story but I still enjoyed STEPHEN KING’S THE LANGOLIERS.

FOX – 8:00 PM: I know that if you already bought the first part of the first season of GLEE on DVD already you’ve worn it out watching the ACAFELLAS perform but those of us that haven’t can tune in tonight to enjoy it all over again.

TBS – 8:00 PM: There was very solid evidence that they never should have made THE LOVE GURU. That evidence? Folks, I give you AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER.

AMC – 8:00 PM: There are movies from my youth that I shouldnt’ have seen and didn’t appreciate until I was older. CADDYSHACK is one of those movies.

FRIDAY

SYFY – 8:00 AM: Looks like the fomer SCIFI network is taking programming tips from BBC AMERICA. They’re showing 7 hours straight of fourth series episodes of DOCTOR WHO.

FOX – 8:00 PM: Remember that show PAST LIFE that nobody watched? Tonight’s the last episode ever. I’m sure nobody is glad to know.

ABC – 8:00 PM: If you have a tween in your house I’m sorry that you’ll have to endure MILEY CYRUS IN LONDON: LIVE AT THE O2 tonight.

SATURDAY

BBC AMERICA – 8:00 PM: If you missed THE HUNGRY EARTH you can watch it tonight before the second half of the story (which I spoiled elements of above) titled COLD BLOOD immediately after at nine.

TBS – 8:00 PM: It is with much shame in my heart that I admit that I wouldn’t mind at all watching BLADES OF GLORY and ROAD TRIP back to back.

DISNEY – 9:00 PM: If you haven’t seen THE INCREDIBLES than I’m going to have to remind you that it is one of the best super hero movies to have been made in the past decade. If you have the DISNEY channel and haven’t watched it yet than do so now. You’ve been put on notice.

SUNDAY

SYFY – 7:00 PM: SYFY tries to update the classic hero THE PHANTOM. I give them props for trying but his revamped costume looks like an attack dog trainer’s protective gear with a bad eye visor thrown on to it.

TLC – 8:00 PM: The fact that TLC is rolling out NATALEE HALLOWAY: LOST IN PARADISE UPDATED right now kind of makes my skin crawl.

ABC – 9:00 PM: VIRGINIA MADSEN stars as the mom of a small-town crime family that’s forced to go straight when dad gets locked up in SCOUNDRELS. Um… OK there’s not much else on so I’ll try it.

TNT – 9 :00 PM: LEVERAGE is back for a third season with NATE behind bars. Yeah, that can’t last long or this is going to be the shortest season ever.

HBO – 9:00 PM: OK, I’ll also mention TRUE BLOOD here in the column as well because it’s on. At press time I still haven’t even watched the season premiere so I can’t say a damned thing about this episode except to say that there’s vampires in the show. Big revelation, I know.

ABC – 10:00 PM: I’ve seen lots of commercials for THE GATES but I have no idea what the heck it’s about. I think it’s a community filled with monsters that are trying to go straight which makes it a much stranger version of SCOUNDRELS.

Hands Down #7

Filed under: Comic Strips,Hands Down — Tags: , , , , — Aaron @ 3:26 am

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Welcome to Hands Down, FRED’s own look into the world of the folks that frequent this sordid world of geekery. Follow Aaron, Brian and Colin (and a menagerie on the way) as they traverse the light fantastic or some such nonsense… What? It’s an online fortnightly comic strip, what kind of description did you expect?

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Written by Aaron Poole. Art by John Merker. Copyright 2010.

FREDagator: 2010-06-14

Filed under: Articles — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:43 am

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RIP, Jimmy Dean. Your sausage became a mystery meat, but you supported a young puppeteer named Jim Henson…

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June 12, 2010

BIG BROTHER Blog Report: Day 4

Filed under: Articles,TV News — Tags: , — Aaron @ 8:36 am

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Day 4

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They’re only in the house a couple of days and already the bitching has begun.

For those who think that only the first season of Big Brother was a “social experiment” and the rest isn’t, you’re doing it wrong. I always find the interaction of people in group scenarios extremely fascinating on a psychological level and this year the battle lines are getting drawn pretty early.

I mentioned in my first report that Govan was likely to create a partnership with somebody in order to gain a little power in the house. Early indicators seems that it will be Beyonce/Rachael. Which is not a bad choice for him, she seems eager to bitch about everyone in there and likes to throw her weight around a little bit.

It all started when the housemates made their first shopping list. Sunshine was trying to stress that food should be bought with the little money that they had (crazy concept, I know) and the Rachael-Govan monster had a little rant about it behind her back in the kitchen. They claim it wasn’t fair that, as a vegan, Sunshine got her own food. To a certain extent I agree with that as her veganism is a choice and not a health requirement but all she was asking for was food, not a new dress or something. I have no issue with Rachael and Govan being a little bit annoyed by it but they were talking about it as if they deserved a medal for not making it an argument.

This carried on to when Rachael found out that they didn’t buy any tokens to use with hair dryers and straighteners. The hair dresser nearly shit herself over the idea that she might have to tie her hair up for a few days.

To go from acting high and mighty about “buying for the group” during the shopping list while looking down her nose at Sunshine for asking for something personal to then moaning to everyone that they should have spent money on her hair is a pretty big drop in standards in a short period of time. Rachael is painting herself as a selfish prima-donna and I don’t think she even realises it.

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Yeah, keep quiet, you might last longer.

The housemates won their shopping budget with the first house task. They were suspended 40 metres in the air as they sat around a dinner table. One housemate needed to stay in the house and scared-of-her-own-shadow Sunshine asked to stay grounded because she is “medically” unable to stand heights. Right. Anyway, after their sky lunch Sunshine had to draw newspaper quotes in a Pictionary sort of game. For every quote they guessed right, they would get more money for their shopping budget.

I have to give her some credit, Sunshine did a decent job with some awkward phrases. One was “squatter” and I know I would have gone a much ruder route than she did, so fair play.

One thing that made me roll my eyes though was John James during this task. He is literally as dumb as a bag of bricks. You can sometimes see the brass cogs turning in his head as he tries to spell his own name. Keep an eye on him as the days go by because he’s really going to make a show of himself. He kept asking if one phrase had anything to do with Australia. I don’t know why other than it’s probably one of 18 words he knows.

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Does it have anything to do with me?

Poor old Mario. I have to admit, I’m starting to fall in love with this guy. First night there, while talking to Caoimhe he was asked if he liked anyone in the house. He said plastic man Ben was nice. Caoimhe then makes a pretty rude gesture for someone you know less than 24 hours and asked Ben if he was gay. He said no. Instant rejection for poor Mario. Some nice pay back arrived for Caoimhe when Ben claimed he thought she was gay. Sorry dear, but that haircut is doing you no favours so you’ll have to accept that one.

Mario has been sneaking about as the mole fantastically. He has lied through his teeth about the whole ordeal but not once has he come across as a sneak or deceiver. Everyone is buying it hook line and sinker because of his doe eyes and softy exterior. All the while he has been planting evidence of a different mole and throwing food into the pool. He’s the perfect pick for this, even if he was picked out of a hat.

I said before that this task is possibly going to make him a show winner and I still stand by it. He is getting plenty of screen time at a stage that we’re still getting to know the housemates and he gets to have some good stuff with The Tree. For anyone who saw the Celebrity Big Brother season last Christmas will tell you, The Tree is a fantastically funny inanimate object.

Here’s hoping he passes this task and sticks around because it would be a terrible shame to lose him.

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Mario, man of the people/man of the mole people

Quick round up of my other thoughts:

1) Stop talking about cameramen. They’re there to film you, its not a big conspiracy, it’s the fucking show. We don’t care.
2) I still hope Shabby dies somehow.
3) They need to stop imitating Josie’s voice, it’s kind of cruel. And an ear ache.
4) Where did Ife go? You’d forget she was in there.

I’ll be back with more nattering during the week.

Aaron Poole
Follow Aaron on Twitter – @AaronFever

Soapbox: Wait For It…

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Wait For It…

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The thing about a lot of mysteries is that once the mystery has been solved and the questions have been answered, the source of the mystery isn’t fun any more. For five years now, we’ve been waiting for the mystery of Ted Mosby’s wife to be solved. We’ve looked for clues sifting through red herrings and yellow umbrellas, all the time waiting for any information that might bring us a step closer to finding out who The Mother of Ted’s children is. But How I Met Your Mother isn’t about the mystery and it isn’t about the answer. It’s about the story and it always has been.

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The original idea behind HIMYM (I’m lazy so I’ll be using the abbreviation from here on) “was let’s write about our friends and the stupid stuff we did in New York” and the mystery behind who the titular Mother is grew from the central idea of telling funny stories. The mystery element of the show that has become such a big part of what the show is will never out shine the fact that HIMYM is a show about a guy telling his story to his kids, and a few years from now when the mystery has been solved and we know all the answers we’ll still be going back to watch re-runs because the story of How is more important and more entertaining than the mystery of Who.

But a little speculation never did anyone any harm and the easiest thing to speculate about (in my opinion) is the timeline. Old Ted is telling the story to his kids in the year 2030 and his kids look as if they are in their mid to late teens. Some of the stories that Old Ted tells his kids are pretty explicit and he does seem like a pretty liberal father but I can’t imagine that he’d tell the story of Barney’s “Perfect Week” to kids any younger than that. So if we take it that Ted has his first child no later than 2014, we can safely say that his first child is conceived somewhere in 2013 or early 2014. Upon the return of HIMYM to our screens later this year, that’ll give Ted roughly three years to meet The Mother, court her, get married and conceive a child. Assuming that Ted doesn’t have a shotgun wedding, it’s very possible and indeed likely that Old Ted will at least get to the point in his story where Ted starts dating The Mother in the upcoming season. And unless Ted gets his storytelling style from Will Hayes in Definitely Maybe, he won’t try to disguise the name of The Mother. But even if he does, the famous yellow umbrella will (I assume) be a dead give away.

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At the start of Season Three of HIMYM, Old Ted tells the kids in voice over that although they know the short version of how Ted met The Mother, the one involving the yellow umbrella where we see a visual of the umbrella blowing in the wind down an empty street, there is a longer version of the story which details how Ted became the man he needed to be in order to meet The Mother. Or to put it another way… Ted is actually the least interesting character in the show.

It seems at times that Ted’s sole purpose in the show is to observe his friends’ shenanigans so that he can tell the sometimes inappropriate stories to his kids years later. Like Xander Harris in Buffy, Ted is “the one who sees”. But Xander gets better dialogue. Ted is basically the sitcom version of an “everyman” and though he does have his fair share of wacky shenanigans, the people around him do manage to provide most of the laughs and the emotional core of the series. We already know what happens with a lot of Ted’s story; he meets someone, he gets married and he has two kids.

Now that’s not to say that Ted hasn’t had his fair share of shenanigans, namely the Pineapple Incident and the night of the Paddy’s Day party, but they both involve a lot of alcohol and the encouragement of Barney. On a side note, even though he’s a fictional character, Ted’s vomit-free streak from ninety three up until he puked on himself in “Jenkins” is very impressive. That’s the kind of thing that an Irishman really appreciates and it does make me wonder exactly how much of the characters are based on the real life experiences of the show’s creators.

One aspect of the show that is definitely based on the creators’ real life experiences that is also impressive to this Irishman is the fact that the main hang out for this show’s group of friends is based on a real life pub in New York City. It always seems more realistic than another group of Friends who hung out in a coffee house outside Central Park. The pub in HIMYM, McLaren’s, is based on a real life pub in New York City called McGee’s and McGee’s even gets name checked in the show by Marshall near the end of Season 4 when he produces a bar graph of his favourite pies and a pie chart of his favourite bars. It may seem like a silly scenario, but it’s just one of many, many silly scenarios that the writers put Marshall Erickson into… but more on that later. On the pie chart, McGee’s was listed as Marshall’s second favourite bar. I’ve been lucky enough to have been to McGee’s twice, and given the fact that it’s just around the corner from the office of DC Comics, I think I’d agree that it’s my second favourite pub in New York too. From the time I spent in McGee’s I could tell that it’s just the kind of place where someone in their late twenties would accumulate a lot of stories with his close friends.

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As he’s observing the lives of his friends, each of the four people in the world that ted is closest to have an impact on his life in different ways. They say that we are all the product of the people in our lives, so it makes sense that the four people in the world that Ted spends most of his time with would have such a profound effect on him.

You can say a lot about Barney Stinson, but what he gives to Ted is the idea of getting as much joy out of life as possible. Barney’s not afraid to take chances in life, and that inspiration might be just what Ted needs in order to take the chance that leads to a life with his future wife. Barney’s character has to walk a very tight line in his constant pursuit of sexual partners. There is an element to his character that’s not a million miles away from the sub-human “writer” Tucker Max. Part of what makes Barney’s character so likeable is the way he’s portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris who makes Barney appear as roguish without ever coming across as evil or cruel. Also, Barney does have a heart and he shows every once in a while that he cares a huge deal about his friends, whether he’s trying to reunite Marshall and Lily, fighting off tears at their wedding or rushing across town to see Ted after he’s hit by a taxi. By his own admission, when Barney gets sad, he stops being sad and starts being awesome instead (true story), but much like Dr House, when Barney does display his honest emotions it usually hits home. And if you’ll allow me to return to a bit of speculation, it’s entirely possible that before the end of the series, we will finally see Barney follow his heart and end up with the one woman he’s truly loved in his life, Robin. In any of the scenes of the gang in the future, we never see Barney and we never see Robin, we never hear about how either of them ended up but we do know that they are part of the kids’ lives as Old Ted refers to them as “Uncle Barney” and “Aunt Robin”.

Since Robin was introduced to the show and to the group of friends, her primary focus has always been on her career. She’s never been afraid to try her hand at anything that she thinks would forward her career from fluff news to working a job that required her to start at four in the morning. While Robin has occasionally made sacrifices in order to be with her friends, she’s never given up and she’s never backed down from a job. This is what she gives to Ted, apart from occasional “benefits” that is, she teaches him that anything in life that’s important is worth fighting for. Even though we never see Robin in the future, Old Ted tells us that she has travelled the world and has lived in many different countries. This is another dream of Robin’s that she never gave up on and presumably it’s one that links in with her career as a reporter. I’m also assuming that, even though we don’t see her, Robin is a part of the kids’ lives despite the amount of time she has spent overseas.

During the second season of the show, the producers wisely decided to film a scene with the future kids that is directly involved with the big reveal of who The Mother is. Whether the filmed scene actually reveals who The Mother is or whether it is just a scene of the kids reacting to the information that Old Ted gives them isn’t known yet but nothing stays a secret forever and there’s a very good chance that even though there was a minimal crew on hand for the actual filming something will eventually leak out before the big reveal is aired. The logic behind filming the kids’ reaction to this part of Ted’s story was that the kids had to look the same age at the start of the story as they do at the end of the story as the telling of the story can’t realistically take any more than a few days and at this stage, the original footage of the kids is well over five years old. Lyndsey Fonseca who plays Ted’s daughter has certainly got older looking over the past five years and this year has had….a lot of exposure in two hit movies, Hot Tub Time Machine and Kick Ass. But you can be sure of one thing, whoever The Mother is and no matter when the reveal is made, The Mother has passed Lily’s Front Porch Test.

Lily has always been the mother of the group, trying to get Barney to admit his feelings for Robin, helping Ted stand up to his boss, and going as far as acting as Slap Bet Commissioner. Even in her professional life, she manages to be an authority figure as a school teacher, often bringing in her friends to give (often ignored) life lessons to the kids in her class. Lily shows Ted how to be a parent, long before Ted becomes a parent himself. Lily really steps up as the parent of the group after she accepts Marshall’s proposal of engagement, and it’s Lily’s engagement to Marshall that prompts Ted to begin his search for a wife.

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Jason Segal’s Marshall Erickson is the heart and soul of the show. Marshall loves Lily without question or doubt and is never afraid to show that. There’s no other woman in the world for Marshall, and even when he tries to fantasize about other women, he has to kill off Fantasy Lily before Fantasy Marshall can be with another Fantasy Woman. Despite any protestations from Barney, Marshall is Ted’s best friend and in a lot of ways, he’s Ted’s conscience. Marshall is open to everything that life has to offer him and sees the world in an open, honest, accepting way, which means that the writers can get Jason Segal to do almost anything and make it seem plausible. Over the years, we’ve seen Marshall give a lecture about The Cock-A-Mouse, sing his way through paying his bills, get addicted to visual aids, struggle to “read a magazine” in work, dance to such a degree that he gets iliopsoas tendinitis (or Dancer’s Hip), and on one occasion he nearly made me cry when he got rid of his Fiero. Nearly. More than any of the other characters in the show, Marshall has the biggest influence on who Ted will become, on who he has to become in order to meet The Mother. Marshall is loyal, trusting, romantic, and will go to the ends of the earth for the people he loves, even if that means knocking out Doug the bartender despite his initial reluctance.

None of the characters in the show ever seem to be really stuck for money, and it seems like Old Ted has been able to afford to give his kids everything that they need in life. But he knows that one of the greatest things that he can give his kids is the story of his life and of how they came to be.

Old Ted has learned that people will leave you, money comes and goes and that things that you own end up owning you. But stories last forever, all you have to do is tell them.

Simon Fitzgerald

June 11, 2010

FREDagator: 2010-06-11

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