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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 77: Nipple Rot –

In which our heroes trudge through the DMZ, examine various creams and elixirs, and rocket into the future.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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Comments: 89 Comments

89 Responses to “SModcast 77”

  1. JimmyBoots Says:

    Hey they took Kevin’s suggestion of making a medley of the songs. And they even threw in some Grease in one of the numbers.

  2. Elizabeth Says:

    Is SMod getting less funny now that Kevin is a stoner?

  3. TURD-BURGLAR Says:

    it just says unexpected error, help ken!

  4. John Gathly Says:

    Being Fat can save you from Shark attacks!

    http://www.deliciouslytasteless.com/2008/09/05/woman-survives-shark-infested-waters/

  5. Jessica Says:

    hey sirs…. its just not working… Do you have an alternate place to Download your smodcast podcast at? Not including itunes.

    Thanks!

  6. Matthew Says:

    Hey Guys. Good on with another awesome smodcast. Much enjoyed sirs.

  7. D-vad Says:

    They should really not talk about politics, especially Kevin, because they really have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. When Kev and Scott spew random bullshit about Hellen Keller, movies, and other stuff that doesn’t matter it’s funny, but spending half a smodcast making bad jokes about Bush and butchering recent history, politics, and issues is just not entertaining. It’s annoying. I’m no big fan of GW (social conservatives bug me almost as much as Democrats)but I really really don’t want to hear about Kevin Smith’s ignorant, naive political views for half an hour.
    Anybody else get annoyed about the last thirty or so minutes or am I alone here?

    More nipple rot less politics!!!

  8. Mike Says:

    @Dvad

    Havent listented to it yet, but what annoys me more than anything is assholes like you that bitch about a free podcast.
    Go pay for one that is clearly labeled for what they discuss.

  9. D-vad Says:

    Perhaps I should have taken the time to phrase my post better. I don’t by any means feel entitled to smodcast. It’s a fun little project that the two of them do to make time to hang out and shoot the shit for an hour or two each week, they can talk about whatever they damn well please. I’m going to download and listen to it regardless of what they talk about because Kev and Scot are both very funny guys.
    I’m just venting a little about how I didn’t find the second half of the smodcast interesting or entertaining for the most part. Again, I admit that the last post was a little more bitchy than it should of been, but I was commenting on what I did and did not like about the show. This is a “comments” section created for exactly that purpose.

  10. hinez2damax Says:

    i read on imdb.com something about Smitty being in a movie called K-11 anyone heard of this?

  11. Shawn Says:

    thanks for making being a janitor not suck for an hour

  12. Chalkbot Says:

    The part about dogs rolling in carcasses reminded me of my sister’s weiner dog. I was dog-sitting for her a while back and took the dog out to my back yard to “potty”. It had just rained so the ground was kind of soggy. She took a couple steps out, then spotted on the ground a writhing earth worm. She attacked the worm with such ferocity, you would have thought that this worm killed her father. She then proceded to carry its lifless body in her teeth onto the patio, drop it, then roll over it repeatedly.

  13. Iwaszko Says:

    You realize W (Dubya) was fictional?

  14. Jack Says:

    Can’t wait for the Mosier Movie. Even if it’s about nipple rot, I’m in.

  15. Cucumber Jones Says:

    D-vad, you won’t get anyone to agree with you because you sound like a dick. I’m not saying you are a dick, but you’re coming off like one.

    You do know that the >> button on your iPod has a purpose, right? If you don’t want to listen to them talk politics, don’t. What is more efficient: skipping it or listening to it for 30 minutes, hating it, and spending another 30 minutes bitching about how you had to listen to it? Get over yourself, pal.

  16. Kari Says:

    so I just finished listening to The Great One….
    i live in brantford and i you ask Walter Gretzky he will let you in to his basement….
    It has all this hockey stuff and most of it is about Wayne
    Im not to sure but I believe its true!!
    Talking about Canada… you should watch Passchendale!
    It has Paul Gross and its about world war one!..
    its a sweet film!

  17. mark Says:

    is this secretive “work” kevin refers to the movie K-11?

    http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/11/21/exclusive-twilight-stars-kristen-stewart-nikki-reed-to-reunite-play-men-in-prison-film-k-11/

    read the fourth paragraph…

  18. MetalDiscGolfer Says:

    My iTunes library says the release date of this podcast is 2/26. Mos brought the Smod from….THE FUTURE!!!

  19. Eggzie Says:

    THEY’RE AT THE DOOR!!!!!

    OMG I’ve listened to the Sasquatch bit over and over, too too too hilarious.

    I also loved MAO DIDDY MAO!!!

  20. Erin Smith Says:

    Terrible Twos: The 10 Worst Movie Sequels on MSN Movies list Clerks 2 as one of the top 10 of all time!! What the hell are they talking about! And of all the terrible part two’s out there they pick on Clerk’s. Clerk’s 2 is a great watch.

  21. oldjay Says:

    Smodcast is really one of the only parts of the week that I look forward to. Thanks Kevin and Scott

  22. JSM Says:

    I love the “he’s not Hitler” defense for Bush. Maybe not so much for lack of trying.

  23. Myles Says:

    They really need to stop talking politics. Its painful to listen to.

  24. Glenn Says:

    I heard that more people get bitten per year by other people than they do sharks. Does that mean you are going to be keeping off the land from now on?

  25. mavlee Says:

    with mos directing and whatnot, this is turning into a interesting year for the view askewniverse. how the fuck is clerks 2 on that terrible twos sequel list. where is mortal kombat 2?? i think there are a couple other shitty sequels out there also.

  26. Landon Johnson Says:

    @ mark

    Are you retarded? It says Kristen Stewarts mother is directing, and Mewes has a role in it.

  27. mumblyjoe Says:

    I thought some other smod followers would get a kick out of this:

    The new comic series Hellen Killer
    “Twenty-one year old college student Helen Keller has a dark secret – science has restored her lost senses and granted her unimaginable power. Will she use it to protect herself and her country… or will it destroy them both? Thoroughly researched, Helen Killer blends a full cast of historical characters with high octane super-spy action, examining the extraordinary spirit of one of the most inspiring individuals of the twentieth century.”

    http://www.spacedogentertainment.com/shop/product.php?cat=250&productid=16134

    That is fucking magic in my book…

  28. David V. Says:

    Ok- enough of this nonsense- how do I win my Comedian Guns and Dogtag box from you Watchmen geeks?

  29. David V. Says:

    D-Vad, Kevin Smith,

    Bush was bad and people feel strongly about him because he represented us as a country. His embarrassing bumbling of ideas and language and policy abused us as a country.

    Kevin, specifically, he was inept at the job. His ineptitude (Katrina, Iraq, how the war was fought in Afghanistan, the handling of the financial markets that led to where we are now) is not only a deep embarrassment that filtered out across the world but also one that had very real, arguably, violent results. And not just that, you could argue that his administration was indeed out to do bad things financially and money is violence.

    Now that said- D-Vad – this is nothing against Republicans. Bush was not a republican nor was his administration. They were loyalists… much like how fascism started in Germany under Hitler. But I think a more apt comparison would be to Soviet Russia- no, not Stalin. More like Kruschev and beyond till Gorby. If you were to read the American propaganda of that time period (available in many comic books) and apply it to America under Bush- secret prisons, loyalty oaths, someone always listening, fear of some persistent enemy… strikingly similar.

    The reason people hate him so has very little to do with political bent. He had such a disregard for the responsibility due to us required of that job. He treated us like what he is- a douche.

  30. johnyv Says:

    i suspect with kevin and scott both going off to work soon,
    we maybe in for a long smodcast drought, lets hope not, but…

  31. Darren Says:

    The great one – Wayne Gretzky!!!@
    Thanks for talking so much hockey in the last 2 Smods Kevin. You’re becoming more and more Canadian each day. Here’s a movie that you should watch about Walter:
    “Waking Up Wally, The Walter Gretzky Story”
    Fuckin great movie and really well acted. I balled & you should be prepared to as well. Hope you read this and get a chance to see the movie.

    Darren

  32. Kyle Says:

    Long time fan, new listener. I love the Smodcast. Listened to all of them over the last two weeks. My new goal in life is to do a Smodcast with Kevin!

    Have a week!

  33. Peter J. Says:

    I wouldn’t read this thread either, if I were Kevin. It’s just mindless drivel.

  34. newman Says:

    Just stumbled upon SMODCAST after being a long time viewaskew fan. I LOVE it. keep it going, guys. thank you so much for this.

  35. gillian Says:

    I had a terrible let down of a night last night, but the board said that kevin recorded on thursday.. lets hope it will be ready in the next 2 hours!

  36. TheEggplant Says:

    Dogs roll and eat pungent things to cover their sent from the the things they hunt.

  37. Vinnie Radice Says:

    It’s all rot, take it from Scott!…..Love It!

  38. satans biscuit Says:

    Love me Sexy Mosier!

  39. thirtyseven Says:

    whenever i watch “Vulgar” i quietly imagine it’s Bush being assraped by rednecks in a hotel room d-vad…how bout that?

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