SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 70: SMod Bless Us, Everyone! –
In which our heroes try to keep it about the holiday, and fail miserably.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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Yeah… They called it too. Kid shot in the head… but this guy meant it, Kev’s “second story” guy kinda didn’t… You gotta be some kind of cold hearted monster to shoot a kid in the face.. a girl no less.. and on Xmas… fucked up…
Comment by Alan in Wis — December 28, 2008 @ 8:54 pm
You Guys ROCK!!!
Comment by charvey — December 29, 2008 @ 12:54 am
Is it your goal to come up with as many SModpuns as possible. I hope the answer is yes.
Comment by Matt — December 29, 2008 @ 1:06 am
Yo, Haven’t looked at or lisend to anything yet…But thanks for the new Smod!!!!! Happy holidays
Comment by Katie P — December 29, 2008 @ 2:39 am
Update your zune feed. Its 7 behind and the dates are always messed up.
Comment by annon — December 29, 2008 @ 8:44 am
Thanks for festival of Mithras present you SMother F*uckers! Sucks about what has happened to the people on christmas eve, but you guys were still funnny as all hell.
Really nice that you have cheered up after the shitty news on the Zack and Miri box office.
Comment by Shorty — December 29, 2008 @ 10:17 am
I think I zoned out for about 30 seconds (listening at work) and the topic of discussion went from giving a brick layer a blow job to the air pressure in a helicopter. Love it.
Comment by Haley — December 29, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
Good Smod. Merry Christmas! 😀
Comment by April B. — December 29, 2008 @ 3:17 pm
Maybe I heard wrong, but I thought one of you said that the air pressure goes up the higher you go in a helicopter. The air pressure actually drops.
Comment by Alex — December 29, 2008 @ 7:06 pm
Being that it’s the end of the year…
Best SModcast moment: Walter Flannagan’s Action Figure Crime Syndicate story.
Worst SModcast moment: Kevin’s “Forced To Suck Dick In A Bank” homoerotic fantasy.
That was some disturbing shit Kevin. That which is heard cannot be unheard 🙁
Comment by theotherbilly — December 30, 2008 @ 4:39 am
I loved this one. I harrrrred.
Just a little info tidbit, helicopters can only go as high as their rotors are capable of generating lift. The higher you go, the thinner the air gets making it more difficult for an airfoil to generate lift. A helicopter’s rotor is basically several airplane wings spun in a cirle to generate lift, so spinning the rotor faster generates more lift causeing the helicopter to gain altitude until the air gets too thin for the rotors to generate lift anymore.
Carry on… 🙂
Comment by wraith — December 30, 2008 @ 11:55 am
Tied for the funniest moment are Kev sucking dick in a bank and them talking about Scott violently masturbating on an airplane.
Comment by Cucumber Jones — December 30, 2008 @ 1:58 pm
hahah. Cucumber’s got it. those were the best!
Comment by howard — December 30, 2008 @ 8:54 pm
Oh my gosh, I just discovered these 2 days ago and had to download the other 69 podcasts….love it!
Comment by Fearless — December 30, 2008 @ 10:49 pm
this was an awsome epesode
merry x-mas from iceland!!!!!
Comment by iceland dude:D:D — December 30, 2008 @ 10:55 pm
I just listened to smod 69 and I must say my faith has been restored in Kevin Smith. 68 was very painful to listen too. Shit, Z&M was an awesome movie and one of my favorite of his films so far. Rather than feel bad that the marketing was completly messed up, move on! I only wish I could be in the position this guy is in. His hard work is paying off and he seems to understand that. I am just some smuck asshole who goes to his movies, but so things didn’t go the way he planned. Life is good! I can’t wait to see what he does in the future!
Comment by Blake Melba — December 31, 2008 @ 1:34 am
Fave moment: The fucked up make a wish foundation. I laughed so hard other people on the train avoided me when I had to make my connection.
Comment by Shorty — December 31, 2008 @ 7:41 am
See you guys next year keep up the good work
Comment by Zoso — December 31, 2008 @ 11:03 am
This plus the Kevin Smith book I got for Christmas was the best part of Christmas. I don’t know if it was the lack of me not getting any presents other then the book or not but it was all good.
Comment by Justin — December 31, 2008 @ 11:06 am
Shit… thought there’d be a New Years Smod…
I’m not bitching though… just had a feeling there would be..
Happy New Years SModfans… and SMod bless us all…
Comment by Alan in Wis — December 31, 2008 @ 5:22 pm
Ya know, I had a feeling there would be a New Years SMod as well, but alas, there was not.
But, as the person above me, I am not going to bitch about not getting a new SMod for New Years and just say SMod bless each and every one of you.
Oh, and uh… Happy New Years.
Comment by Chris — January 1, 2009 @ 6:16 am
…Also, I dunno if my above post made sense, I’m kinda fucked up. Just so ya know ;]
Comment by Chris — January 1, 2009 @ 6:18 am
just kidding those guys,thanks for all 70!
Comment by Alex D. — January 1, 2009 @ 5:56 pm
Thanks to Kev and Scott and the rest of the SMOD crew we heard over the last year for another great 12 months of entertainment. I don’t know if you understand how much you are enjoyed and appreciated by your fans so all I can say is Happy New Year to you and yours and I hope things go even better for you in 2009.
Comment by Gary G. — January 2, 2009 @ 4:55 am
I want you guys to know that this is the one podcast I really look forward to and miss when you take a brake. Please keep up the great work it is always enjoyed. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Any word when your gonna start a vidcast. Maybe a online show.
Comment by Reverend Steve — January 2, 2009 @ 11:14 am
I’m disjointed in Mos’s characters, not including the indignant Canadian is a crime against humanity. Right up there with the holocaust and Orville Redenbacher discontinuing Sour Cream and Onion popcorn. A travesty of which the world will never heal. Happy New Year.
Comment by The not so silent Bob — January 2, 2009 @ 2:09 pm
Is it just me or this still not availble on Itunes? If not, any chance it’ll go up soon..?
Comment by S-J — January 2, 2009 @ 9:04 pm
@S-J
its actually been on itunes since 12/23, a day before it was released on quickstopentertainment.
Comment by Alex D. — January 3, 2009 @ 6:16 am
Bummer, guess my Itunes is munted again. Thanks Alex.
Comment by S-J — January 3, 2009 @ 6:58 pm
God i can’t wait for the next hope we get it soon
Comment by Ben — January 4, 2009 @ 12:19 am
haha I LOVE MOS and his voices. i want the next one
Comment by Dougie Fresh — January 4, 2009 @ 11:48 pm
If people don’t recognize your films, tell them they were made with a grant from the Kim Jong Ill Film Foundation.
Comment by Sir Rantsalot — January 5, 2009 @ 11:52 am
Haven’t been keeping up with Smodcasts for a while so forgive the comment on an ancient topic but I don’t get why Kevin was confused about what they could have called the movie if the word porno had been left out because for some reason the title had to explain the plot. They didn’t call it Clerks: Wherein a girl with an oral fixation mistakenly fucks a corpse in a bathroom, because it would have scared away the straights. Plain old Zack and Miri would have been just fine. It’s not like people wouldn’t be expecting some adult material given the rating and that it was a Kevin Smith film so there was no need to warn anyone.
Kevin almost passing out from laughing was hilarious!
Comment by Cassandra — January 1, 2010 @ 10:31 pm