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August 18, 2008

Win EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS: SEASON 3 on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, five (5) copies of EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS: SEASON 3 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, August 25th.

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Win PERRY MASON: SEASON 3 – VOLUME 1 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:30 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, five (5) copies of PERRY MASON: SEASON 3 – VOLUME 1 on DVD.

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August 15, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #56: Stupendium Of World Knowledge

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:18 am

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #56: Stupendium Of World Knowledge – Ken & Dana return with a trip to the workshop, a salute to their oldest listener, in-flight emergencies, and then go to war on Wikipedia. War!

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Weekend Shopping Guide 8/15/08: Cartman’s Valley

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Time is flying by – I can not believe we’re already to the penultimate volume of the full-color Bone volumes from Scholastic, Treasure Hunters (Scholastic, Softcover-$9.99 SRP, Hardcover-$19.99 SRP). As Jeff Smith’s already-classic tale of the Bone cousins and their travels, trials, and tribulations in the mysterious valley come to a close (for the second time), I gotta admit – I want more adventures in that world. If you haven’t been buying these releases, do so. Now.

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Have you ever been on an airplane, or a trip, or just simply not near a power outlet or batteries when your cell phone goes dead? Or a camera? Or any other important portable device in your life? Well, you need a monkey. Nor a real monkey, silly – a PowerMonkey ($49.99)! This little silver charger holds power for up to a year, and provides instant electrical nourishment for more devices than you can shake a stick at. Get this. You know you need it.

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While it’s by no means their weakest season, the eleventh season of South Park (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) certainly felt like a slip from the incredible satiric heights of the past few seasons. In many ways, it felt more like a return to the storytelling of earlier seasons. However, it also included a high water mark for the series as a whole – the incredible “Imaginationland” trilogy. The 3-duisc set features all 14 episodes, plus the regular clutch of mini-commentaries with Trey Parker & Matt Stone.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – When it comes to chronicling comic book history – and the men and women that made it – Twomorrows has mastered the fine art of mixing equal parts scholarship, objectivism, and a palpable love of the medium. They’ve also now become the go-to source for tomes detailing the published exploits of a given character or superhero title with their “Companion” series, the latest of which is The Flash Companion (Twomorrows, $26.95 SRP). As you can guess, its focus is the scarlet speedster himself – in fact, all four of the characters to hold that title, going back to Jay Garrick and on down to Bart Allen – and the creators who shaped him. There’s also a very nice tribute to the late Mike Wieringo.

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Far too soon, The Wire (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) comes to an explosively sublime close with the DVD arrival of the fifth and final season, as everything turns a bit meta when it looks at how the media portrays the issues it’s presented over the years. The 4-disc set features all 10 episodes, plus 6 audio commentaries, a retrospective on the first four seasons, and a documentary on the role of the media.

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The BBC is dipping it’s toes ever-so-gingerly into the Blu-Ray waters with the release of The BBC High Definition Natural History Collection (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$179.98 SRP) – containing the specials Planet Earth, Galapogas, Wild China, and Ganges – as well as the first season of Robin Hood (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$99.98 SRP). Here’s hoping some of their classic comedy – and Doctor Who – are not too far behind.

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Combine the space age with the rise of the hippie movement, and you’ve got the design and living spaces lovingly collected in the immense Spaced Out: Crash Pads, Hippie Communes, Infinity Machines, and Other Radical Environments of The Psychedelic Sixties (Rizzoli, $65.00 SRP). It’s a massive tome illustrated with hundreds of photographs of structures that are both fascinating and structurally unsound.

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Often abbreviated to JRJR, John Romita, Jr. gets the Modern Masters (Twomorrows, $14.95 SRP) treatment – which means the usual in-depth interview, scads of artwork spanning his career, and a must-have place on your shelf. Yes – you heard me. Get it already!

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For anyone who thought that a move to the big American network would ruin the low-rent, brutal one-upsmanship of Kenny Vs Spenny (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), have no fear – it’s every bit as combative, awkward, and wonderfully off-putting as it ever was in its original Canadian form. See for yourself on the complete first season set, sporting all 8 episodes, plus a pair of bonus episodes, deleted scenes, a featurette, and audio commentaries.

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First printed in 1926, Up & Down New York (Universe, $19.95 SRP) is a love letter to the architecture, people, and places of Manhattan in the roaring twenties, illustrated by Tony Sarg. It’s a wonderful time capsule that has, thankfully, been reprinted in this new edition.

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Climb aboard the second volume of The Love Boat‘s first season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.98 SRP), featuring plenty of soapy awkwardness and c-list celebrities (and Annette!), all setting sail for love. The 4-disc set features 12 episodes, plus episode promos and the movie of the week The New Love Boat.

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The animation is borderline unwatchable and the writing is subpar, but there’s quite the crappy charm remaining in the cartoons featured in the DC Comics Super Heroes: The Filmation Adventures (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). The 2-disc set features 18 episodes, plus a featurette on the legacy of Filmation Studios (never thought I’d see that).

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After the delightfully bizarre Night Court, Harry Anderson starred as the fictionalized version of columnist Dave Berry in the tepid but amiable family sitcom Dave’s World (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$44.99 SRP). It’s certainly a watchable series, but doesn’t hold a candle to the Court. The 3-disc first season set features all 23 episodes.

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Another month, and another batch of classic Doctor Who adventures come to disc, starting with a 2-disc 25th Anniversary Edition of The Five Doctors (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), featuring audio commentaries, documentaries, interviews, featurettes, and more. Also available is Black Orchid (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), from the Peter Davison years, and the William Hartnell era The Time Meddler (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) – both of which are equally loaded up with extras.

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The title pretty much explains it all – DC Comics Covergirls (Universe, $39.95 SRP) is a loving look at almost 75 years worth of women gracing the covers of the venerable comics company, from superheroines and girlfriends to damsels in distress and villains. Written by longtime editor an scribe Louise Simonson, the book features an intro from everyone’s favorite “good girl artist”, Adam Hughes.

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It’s kind of sad when composer Kevin Kiner’s score for Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Sony Classical, $18.97 SRP) is in some ways better than what John Williams gave us in the prequels. Give this disc a spin and hear for yourself.

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If you’ve ever had the desire to see mouse & cat duo Tom and Jerry engage in a slew of x-treme sports, you’ll find plenty of cartoons with the theme in the 5th volume of Tom and Jerry Tales (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP).

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Kiddie fare (sure to entertain my nephews) this week include a pair of new Nickelodeon titles – Go Diego Go: Great Dinosaur Rescue and Ni Hao, Kai-Lan: Super Special Days (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP each). Bonus features include music videos and galleries.

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Honestly, the only reason I gave Caroline In The City (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$44.99 SRP) the time of day in those halcyon, preppie 90’s was because of the perennially cute Lea Thompson, who played the titular neurotic New York cartoonist on the lookout for love with a batch of wacky friends at her side. The 3-disc first season set features all 24 episodes, plus episode promos.

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I’ve said it before, but I’m a big fan of Medicom’s line of vinyl Disney figures. The sculpts are always fantastic, they capture the character perfectly, and they put all of our domestic licensees to shame (at least until Electric Tiki’s line of Disney mini-maquettes kicks in). Here’s one of Medicom’s latest – the Roen Crown Mickey ($44.99). Check out the pic below…

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Win CAMP ROCK on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:28 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, three (3) copies of CAMP ROCK on DVD.

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Trailer Park: Ross Partridge

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I love KUFFS.

No, it’s not an ironic statement done out of some hipster love of Leon Rippy, although that’s a good enough reason, nor does it have anything to do with Christian Slater but taken as a whole KUFFS was a movie that was pretty good, pretty funny and had enough self-awareness that it was a film I still enjoy whenever it’s on.

And that brings us to Ross Partridge.

Seeing that he had a part in KUFFS was a good enough reason to give a shout-out to the guy (I would just as soon knight anyone involved in that production as worthy of my praise) and the fact he mentioned he hadn’t heard anyone bring that movie up in an interview as we talked about what we were really there to chat about, BAGHEAD, filled me with a little glee.

It’s not so much that Ross has obviously achieved the kind of success most actors never will, he’s been in the business for over 15 years, and is in one of the most talked about movies of the summer that doesn’t have anything to do with a gravely spoken hero of the night. BAGHEAD, Jay and Mark Duplass’ feature follow-up to the wonderfully produced THE PUFFY CHAIR, deals in a realm of comedy and horror that seamlessly blends the two in a wicked mix of thrills and laughs. After seeing this film you can’t help but wonder where Ross has been hiding amongst the soft bellied actors who wouldn’t have the wherewithal to deliver as convincing of a performance as Ross does. He understood what the part needed in order to make you think, first of all, this could happen and, secondly, how to bob and weave in between moments that have you laughing at one moment and abject horror the next. There’s a certain subtleness that Ross delivers in a movie where there are only four main people on the screen.

He took some time to talk about the film…and then about KUFFS.

BAGHEAD is now playing in limited release

ROSS PARTRIDGE: So, are you ready to do this?

CHRISTOPER STIPP: Absolutely, are you ready?

PARTRIDGE: Yeah. I’m actually in a pair of shorts walking in the ocean now so I couldn’t be more ready.

[Laughs]

It sounds more glamorous than it is. I’m actually dealing with something in my apartment because my toilet just broke. It’s not that glamorous, I assure you.

[Laughs]

CS: First question out of the gate, how pleased are you with the reception that BAGHEAD has received in the press?

PARTRIDGE: Man, I’m completely thrilled. It’s funny because you never really know who is going to enjoy it. We were up in Nantucket Film Festival a couple weeks ago and I swear the median age of the audience was probably 65 and I kept thinking to myself “I don’t know what about the description of this movie would make you want to come out and see this” but I have a feeling it has something to do with where people are at and they just want to have a good time and all the people just seem to love it ““ even at that age. It’s been pretty remarkable how people have taken to it.

CS: One of the nice things about the film was that the trailer does it so well that what I do on my side, in addition to doing interviews and pieces what have you, I also review movie trailers…

PARTRIDGE: Are you kidding me?

CS: I have not seen the movie. I’m in a podunk, backwater called Arizona and I haven’t seen it. It’s on it’s way, probably, by burro.

[Laughs]

CS: Seriously, we get things weeks after ““ first, it’s New York, LA and then at the bottom of that list, I think, is Arizona.

PARTRIDGE: Doing interviews with people sometimes people haven’t seen it – I did a Q&A with Leonard Maltin up in Nantucket ““ he hadn’t seen the movie either and it was just kind of funny to do a Q&A with him.

CS: And you’re like, “Has anybody seen the film??”

[Laughs]

PARTRIDGE: Exactly.

CS: But the trailer sets it up so well that I jumped at this opportunity because not only have I been reading the press on it but the film itself seems like it does a lot with very little and that’s exactly what I want to have you talk about. When you read the script for this ““ you essentially have only four players in this production ““ how did you take it when you read the script ““ what were your thoughts about it?

PARTRIDGE: When I first read the script I was probably 20 pages in and I was like, “Are you kidding? There’s no way they are going to sucker me into this.” Meaning, how can we pull the wool over the audience’s eyes at something so obvious as some guy running around with a bag over his eyes and make it work. And then by page 40 I was like, “Fuck, they got me. I’m completely in.” It’s so obvious that it becomes not obvious and it becomes something that you think would become something else. That was my initial reaction but then it got me.

CS: What about the film? How does it marry together a horror film and something that seems like the human drama of four people ““ it’s about relationships from what I can glean ““ the relationship of these four people together ““ how does it mix the two so well? Usually with horror you have some really one dimensional stupid teenage pot smoking kids and…

PARTRIDGE: I think just as far as the construct of the movie itself goes I give most of the credit to Mark and Jay and it’s their type of film making. Their other film, THE PUFFY CHAIR, was a road movie but it was a relationship movie and it’s basically they set up a structure, a combination of things but really it’s a character driven drama with a mix of subtleties, with real conflict and the contradiction of characters no matter what the situation is.

That’s what becomes really interesting.

It is a hard thing to accomplish doing a horror movie that is really a comedy mostly all the way through and becomes almost a humanistic kind of drama at the end. It keeps people guessing ““ you are laughing all the way through and then all of a sudden it takes this turn and your start to scream because you’re scared and then you are laughing because you are screaming and you don’t really know what to do with yourself. It’s very interactive.

CS: How did you take a look at that when you read the script? You are thinking to yourself that there is no way people are going to buy into this and then you see”¦

PARTRIDGE: It wasn’t that I didn’t think people would buy into it ““ I thought that if they did it is going to be really a remarkable thing. It’s just a hard thing to conquer. And, as I read it I too was skeptical but then found myself completely immersed and completely had by it and thought if I’m reading it and it’s working then we can make it happen.

CS: What was important for you when you read the script and you had your own interpretation of what this character would be like? The brothers themselves, did they offer any sort of insight how they wanted you to play it?

PARTRIDGE: Absolutely. I came in, as all actors do, you prepare certain things and you kind of build a character. And, my character is an actor and there are certain strong elements of myself that I bring to the film for my character ““ I bring in more character type of idea and Jay and Mark were very quick to strip that down and make them as real and honest as possible. So I think it was Mark and Jay’s keen understanding of ““ trying to create characters ““ them as writers they create and directors with an audience in mind, characters that they feel that they know or feel they would like at the end of the day. Most all their characters are people that you really like. For an audience, it makes it more palatable to go along on a ride like this.

CS: The odd thing is that I’ve seen THE PUFFY CHAIR which is a brilliant little film and to see them take one strong leap into another direction and mix drama, comedy and horror together ““ were the brothers at all wondering how they were going to make this a scary funny film when they got down to actually making it?

PARTRIDGE: There are always those moments where I think Jay and Mark are incredible ambitious and incredibly talented. When you watch PUFFY CHAIR ““ this is those guys and this is what they do. They put you in a situation and it’s the complexity that gives it almost a documentary feel.

CS: And a bit about the earlier notion, the idea of improvisation, especially on a movie where the name of the game is horror…do you think as the brothers were doing it was there anything that they said to the effect of “You don’t look scared enough!” or “You’re acting like you’re not really scared…” ““ Was it sort of”¦.

PARTRIDGE: Certainly. They are extremely generous filmmakers. They actually dive into the instincts of the actors as much as the actors themselves. They are just very generous and are keen on people’s instincts so. The line in the sand is what becomes too intense and falls short of keeping the humor alive and I think for the most part we were always opting to keep the audience in the palms of our hands with as much humor as possible and try even in the most precarious situations, albeit a man stalking you in the woods there is conflict of character and the characters’ intentions that end up being funny because there is such a situation that no one has ever experienced so everyone is experiencing it for the first time.

CS: And then having to marry that with the actual human drama and your character and everyone you are trying to relate to, was it odd for you to try and balance three different ““ the scary, the funny and the dramatic?

PARTRIDGE: No. There’s nothing I could say that was difficult about making this movie. The balancing of our intention ““ like I said we work in a way there were times when I was doing a scene and it was going in the wrong direction ““ my character breaks down in the beginning and I’ve done this shit, and I’m not doing anything with my life and I’m fooling myself to think that I’ll ever make it or be anything in the movie and it became very mellow dramatic and just wasn’t working. And, I came back and Mark and Jay they tend to take little walks on the set ““ that’s the luxury of producing the movie yourself to take the time in between to figure out what’s working and what’s not working and they came back to me and said, “OK, the same scene but you are not thinking about your own life, you are thinking about buying a hybrid car.”

[Laughs]

So they are always creating new ways to get the same results but playing with our intentions. Not rehearsed. We never rehearsed anything.

CS: Was there any sort of fear that the ““ and I won’t draw the comparison – but I’ll just sort of illustrate it as I try to ask the question is that you know M. Night Shyamalan’s big reveal at the end that the guy was dead all along. Did you ever, or the filmmakers, think along the way that “Maybe we are trying to become too gimmicky” or that “This is looking like one of these things where the last part is that ‘He woke up'”. Do you know what I mean?

PARTRIDGE: Oh absolutely. Look, all along we were concerned with the reveal at the end if people were going to feel ““ the big concern was that we know that people know we have this big reveal at the end but just as long as we are responsible about making the journey up to that point making it worthwhile for the audience, then we feel that we will be OK. I think that was always in the back of our minds. We are kind of playing with the audience, having fun with the audience but as long as they are having a good time too I think they’ll forgive us. And that’s working out very well, doing it that way. Since you haven’t seen it yet, I won’t spoil the ending.

CS: I appreciate that.

PARTRIDGE: People are like, “What the f”¦” and then it’s not about the ending really, it’s about the characters and how they relate to one another ““ that’s the most important thing. The presence of the Baghead is the backdrop of the relationships and dynamics of the characters and how that’s been resolved ““ the audience was rooting for that even more interested in that under the umbrella of this guy chasing around the woods with a bag over his head.

[Laughs]

CS: How is it for you anyway on a project like this? I think if the budget were more I don’t think a movie like this could be made because it seems that this is a film that rewards attentive viewing. If someone took this script and gave it to a Sony or Warner Bros. they might be a little gun shy because they are trying to mix genres and they like products that are easy to sell and easy to market ““ this bridges a lot different genres as it were.

PARTRIDGE: Yes, I understand. It’s kind of one of those things where everyone wants it cut and dried and fitting into a certain mold and then someone comes along and does something that doesn’t fit into that mold and no one pays any attention to it and then that becomes the mold. This is certainly not an easy movie to market. I understand people’s concerns and reservations in this business about how to market this movie, but in the end I think it’s a movie that is so unique, it’s worth taking the adventure of figuring out how to market it because that in itself becomes part of the uniqueness of the profits of what this movie could be. You come back to the old adage that sometimes studios don’t give the audience enough credit.

CS: What are your thoughts as a working actor as a viable way for you to make a living? In trying to do a little research before I talked to you I was surprised when it looks like you started off in a movie which is one of my favorites of all time: KUFFS.

PARTRIDGE: Get out of here!

CS: I love that movie and I’m damn well embarrassed almost to admit it.

PARTRIDGE: Oh my god. That’s hysterical. I never thought anyone would ever talk to me about KUFFS ever.

CS: I love it. It is ““ and I won’t even call it a guilty pleasure ““ I just enjoy ““ like you said you sell the audience short ““ for what it was you’ve got Leon Rippy, you’ve got Christian Slater…

PARTRIDGE: You got Bruce Boxleitner.

CS: Yes…

PARTRIDGE: You got Ashley Judd ““ it was her first job too by the way.

CS: Oh really? I didn’t know that.

PARTRIDGE: Yeah, she played a pregnant woman somewhere. I remember them auditioning her and her walking into the room at the time I was probably 25 and thought, “This girl is spectacular.”

CS: Really.

PARTRIDGE: And then she went on and became huge.

CS: Exactly. And I enjoy that film immensely. And it looks like you did some stuff until ’93 and then there’s a 3 year gap. Little things here and there ““ what have you been doing to fill the time?

PARTRIDGE: It’s been hit and miss for me. It hasn’t been an easy ““ I’m still struggling right now. But I took some time off from acting and did a little traveling. I wrote a screenplay that I was working on for a couple years. I ended up writing and directing a feature film back in 2000 for the Toronto Film Festival called INTERSTATE 94 staring Kevin Dillon and then I started a film website with a friend of mine with Kevin Spacey’s production company. Then I was working with those guys and produced a couple documentaries and I was working the producer end of the business so I kind of jumped in and out of the business and that’s kind of how I met Mark and Jay. I was at the Nantucket Film Festival producing a screen play for one of the screen plays that was on our website and met them when they were doing THE PUFFY CHAIR and then got completely blown away by what they were doing and how resourceful they are and we became friends and one thing led to another and we started to collaborate on ideas and they had this script and they said, “You know what, we want you to do this.” So, we ended up doing it. I’ve been kind of in and out and in all different aspects ““ just chugging away at it.

It’s a tough business, man.

CS: Absolutely. It’s a testament to honest to God dedication in sticking with it.

PARTRIDGE: I think when you start out in this business you have an idea of how you would like your career to go and you try to find yourself doing”“ I do a lot of theater – I have a theater company here in New York and we produced a couple shows in the last couple years so I always try to get back and do more theater but obviously that doesn’t pay anything so you try to do a movie and put money on the boards. But it’s definitely a long road and you can’t quit when you have something you want to say and roles that you haven’t really been able to accomplish. At this point, BAGHEAD has been the reward of many years ““ Mark and Jay are two of the most talented people I’ve ever met in this business. I just got back ““ I co-produced a project called The DO-DECA-PENTATHLON which they are editing right now and hope to get to Sundance next year.

CS: And good luck with that. I like talking to people who actually have to make a living doing this and not just reaping the reward of a fanciful career. You are absolutely an inspiration.

PARTRIDGE: Thank you, man. And if you met Jay and Mark ““ these guys are the realist guys you’ll ever come across. Their talented and so unaffected and just love what they do. They love movies and at the end of the day to be around guys who love it and hope to do it they way we want to do it ““ they love making movies their way.

Comics & Comics: Open Wallet, Insert Hand

Filed under: Comics and Comics — admin @ 12:14 am

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Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig consistency (hah!).

With that in mind, “Comics & Comics” has taken a bit of an “op-ed” feel to it this summer, and though I have been enjoying writing those pieces (as I hope you enjoy reading then), I dont want to neglect what is one of the focuses of this column – To tell you which comics to spend your hard-earned (or ill-gotten… I don’t know how you roll) funny-bucks on.

And hence, the weekly standout guide is back… And what a week to stand out in! So strap on your reading moccasins and don your funny book fez’s (cause I know that’s how the kids read comics these days) and prepare for the week that is/was and forever will be (Spooky, I know)…

Hit it.

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Punisher Max #50: Goodbye Garth… It was an amazing run while is lasted. With this week’s release of Punisher Max # 50, we also mark the exit of the series writer (and one of the better comic book writers of the last few decades), Garth Ennis. How can one issue sum up years of fantastic writing and the best characterization of Frank Castle ever, in my opinion? With the same style, biting wit, and mind-numbingly awesome action as the rest of his seminal work. Anyone who has read Preacher knows Garth can bring the gloom and doom, but what I really think will be the lasting testament of his run on Punisher is Garth’s ability to ground and humanize Frank, who is basically a single-minded killing machine. We know Frank. We understand him. We don’t necessarily sympathize or root for him, but he is a real person – something which strikes pretty different when compared to the classic Punisher War Journal books and the concept of Frank as death incarnate. This issue goes further into Frank’s history than we’ve been in a while, and is a fitting and appropriate finish to one of the better runs in comic book history. I may be dropping this book next month, but I will always remember the good times. (Tear, tear)

Astonishing X-Men V.3 #26: With the exit of Joss Whedon as writer, many fans wondered if their favorite X-series would drop off quality wise, with the change to new helmer Warren Ellis. After reading the first issue in the arc, I can say that though it isn’t quite the book it was when Whedon was writing, Astonishing X-Men is still a great read, and probably the best X-book around today. This arc finds the team knee deep in a new conflict, as Xavier’s kids are facing off against an unknown foe, someone who is genetically engineering mutant/mutant hunters. Scott and team head out to Chaparanga, the spaceship graveyard, to see if they can’t locate the source of all their current problems. What they find there will take the combined forces of all the X-Men (including re-recruit and current queen of Wakanda, Storm) to defeat. Nothing groundbreaking, but a solid enough introduction to Ellis’s arc, and one that doesn’t make the reader suffer from Whedon-less drop off (too badly). Not quite the magic Whedon was weaving but still a very readable, entertaining book and one that will continue to stand out as the best X-Comic currently offered.

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Final Crisis Revelations #1: Wow. I have no idea where this mini came from, or why we even need to it, but #1 is one of the more dark, adult, and frankly shocking comics I have read from any of the mainstream companies in a long time, and one of the better ones. Starting with an attempted rape by everyone’s least favorite villain, Dr. Light, Crisis Revelations takes the DC event to the more primal of levels. How does the embodiment of death deal with the Libra, the new baddie on the team? Crispus Allen, the current human shell for the Spectre, is faced with that very question. With a supporting B-line starring the new Question, Renee Montoya, and with some truly disturbing imagery and content, this is now the mini I most look forward to continuing. I’m not sure if this lies in current continuity or not, but if it does then all I can say is Dr. Light has definitely met a deserving reward for his actions as of late. This is as hardcore as a main label DC book will get, and I for one am definitely along for the ride. (One nitpick/spoiler alert…. avert your eyes. Ahem, NO WAY Dr. Light ever gets Starfire, Raven, AND Donna Troy incapacitated and trembling in fear. Just won’t happen. But a great plot device none the less.)

Batman #679: Part four of RIP is a bit confusing, but still a very fun and pretty insane book. I’m gonna be honest and admit it’s a bit tough to follow, but I find myself enjoying the individual moments more then the whole, which in this case isn’t necessarily a bad thing. With stunning artwork from Tony Daniel, Morrison’s Bat run has not hit a lull yet – It continues to be one of the stronger super series Also, how could you not buy a book that features Bat-Mite? It’s Bat-Mite!!! He’s tiny!!! C’mon!!! I am intrigued by the concept of a Batman with no trace of Bruce Wayne, and Morrison delivers a character that is both psychologically menacing and yet manages to keep true to the man in the cowl we all know and love. I don’t know if Bruce Wayne is really losing his mind, but I’ll take it if it means we get more books like this – more crazy, violent, dark as hell Batman books. Really great arc, and the finale promises to not disappoint either. Check-check-check it out.

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Hellboy: The Crooked Man #2: Or, “Albinos Unleashed”. Mignola and guest artist Richard Corben are back with the second part of the newest Hellboy mini, and things are getting pretty damn crazy. Set in the backwoods of American Appalachia, this series finds big red on the hunt for the mythical Melungeon Witches (For history buffs, Mulungeon is a real sub “race” of Appalachians, with such famous Melungeons as Elvis Presely and Ava Garner) , with some help from a local who may have more involvement in the deaths occuring than first let on. I really like the vibe of this book, and though it’s darker fare, it’s told in a very light hearted way. I enjoy these random Hellboy tales almost as much as I enjoy it when we get a book in continuity, and Richard Corben’s art is a great compliment to the very folk-taley story that he and Migonla have hatched for everybody’s favorite beer drinker from hell. I would definitely recommend this to any fan of Hellboy – though if you are a HB fan, you probably already A) Own the issue and B) Love it.

Everybody’s Dead # 5: The final issue of Brian Lynch and penciler Dave Crossland’s Frat House Zombie epic has arrived and I can happily say that it kicks all kinds of reanimated ass. This has been one of my favorite minis from any company in a long time, and the finale brings just as many belly laughs and badass zombie busting moments as the four issues that proceeded it. We all know Brian Lynch can bring the funny, but what he also manages to do this time around is create a character that I personally will add to my geek lexicon of heroes; Of course, I refer to Westerberg. Imagine a pot smoking Egon mixed with a cynical college student and you’ve got my favorite character in the series, and one I will definitely miss not reading the ongoing exploits of (IDW… Ongoing?). This series really does feel like a film (and if you know the book’s history you may understand why) and this last issue is that sort of cinematic “grand finale” that we see time and time again in theaters, taking the book out on a rock and roll high and leaving the reader wanting a lot more. And I do want a lot more. If there is any justice in the world, this will not be the last time we get to see the boys of Phi Beta Eta taking names and getting their collective “hang on”. If you missed the first issues, definitely pick up the trade when it is released. One of the more unique and memorable series I have read in a long while. Also – gun bong. Oscar… Worthy (or, at the very least, Eisner).

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Wasn’t that fun? Well, forget you… I enjoyed myself. Check back next week for a review of the new comedy blockbuster Tropic Thunder starring Derrick Zoolander, Jables, and Tony Stark (odd casting choices). Be forewarned, though… It might get messy. MESSY GOOD! So keep it here, kids, and while you are around, check out the other great Quick Stop brand content that the site has to offer. And, as always,

“Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

Matt Cohen is currently watching 12 hours of olympic coverage a day. His response… “I could do that”

August 14, 2008

Cabin Fever #35: Olympics and Bourbons and Rain, Oh My!

Filed under: Cabin Fever — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:00 am

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #35: Olympics and Bourbons and Rain, Oh My! – This week the lads come totally unprepared, even forgetting to plug in their mics for the first ten minutes of recording. A trip to the thrift shop supplies them with cheap but tasty biscuits to munch throughout, serving as perfect fuel for discussions on the Beijing Olympics, folks’ fear of spiders, beer cans from around the world, Aaron’s growing Russophobia, the sad loss of two legends in two days, and the imminent return of the Premier League. Due to popular demand, music is provided throughout by The Vinny Club.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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Win SMART PEOPLE on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:55 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Miramax Home Video, three (3) copies of SMART PEOPLE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Thursday, August 21st.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Thursday, August 21st.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Trailer Park: FREE Hamlet 2 Screening Tickets!

Filed under: Contests,Trailer Park — admin @ 12:49 am

HAMLET 2 has enough heart and genuine comedy brimming underneath its sharp witted visage that it’s hard to believe that it’s not one of the most talked about movies of the summer. Sure, some of that is a little hyperbole but, like I mentioned after my Comic-Con viewing of this film, there is a real moment that happens near the end of this movie that wraps up everything so completely well it’s like a left hook you were too preoccupied to notice. What, with the light saber battles, Jesus doing a jive to something out of a deranged version of GREASE and Amy Poehler explaining the nuances of 1st amendment it’s touching enough that any person with a heart should find sweet and heartbreaking. And Elisabeth Shue is downright brilliant casting in a subplot that plays well into the narrative.

You’ll be seeing some heavy promotion around these parts as the film’s release comes closer (August 22nd) I’ll be running exclusive interviews, both print and video, with star Steve Coogan, director/writer Andrew Flemming and writer Pam Brady.

This movie deserves to be seen in the theaters and I’ve got fistfuls of tickets to give away to ANYONE living in Phoenix, Tucson (where the film is supposed to take place), Albuquerque (where it was actually filmed) and Las Vegas.

No need to do anything more than to write me at Christopher_Stipp@Yahoo.com to tell me you want tickets. Come one, come all. Tell your friends, I’ve got lots to give.

And, for those who need a little more convincing that the Gay Men’s Choir of Tucson is reason enough to write in to get some free tickets I’ll let the trailers do the talking:

Theatrical Version

Red Band (This one speaks to my sensibilities)

And the film’s description is here:

“The hit, the very palpable hit” of the 2008 Sundance Film Festival, HAMLET 2 is an irreverent comedy centering on one teacher’s overzealous quest to mount a high school musical. The film is directed by Andrew Fleming (Dick, Threesome) from an original screenplay he wrote with Pam Brady (South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Team America: World Police); the stars are Steve Coogan (Night at the Museum), Catherine Keener (The 40-Year-Old Virgin), David Arquette (the Scream movies), Amy Poehler (Saturday Night Live), and Academy Award nominee Elisabeth Shue as herself.

Mr. Coogan portrays Dana Marschz; the last name is pronounced”¦oh, any attempt is close enough, really. Dana is a failed actor-turned-high school drama teacher. Shortchanged in the talent department, Dana still harbors ambitions and passions. At work, that is; his personal life, with his dissatisfied wife Brie (Ms. Keener) and their boarder Gary (Mr. Arquette), leaves much to be desired.

At Tucson, AZ’s West Mesa High School, Dana sees himself as an inspirational teacher. But his adaptations of popular films, as performed by his top students Rand and Epiphany (Skylar Astin and Phoebe Strole, both stars of Broadway’s Spring Awakening), are not resonating. When his latest ““ re-creating Erin Brockovich ““ is dismissed by the 9th grade drama critic and his department is targeted for closure, Dana must reach deep into himself for creativity.

After much perspiration, he conceives a sequel to Shakespeare’s Hamlet ““ a musical-theater extravaganza that will disdain both political correctness and dramatic credibility. Rallying and rousing his class, Dana casts a wider net by recruiting transfer students like Ivonne (Melonie Diaz of Be Kind Rewind) for key roles. With rehearsals underway, objections from school officials and the community are soon raised, but Dana will not be denied his freedom of artistic expression. After all, “to thine own self be true.” Dana gets unexpected support from ACLU attorney Cricket Feldstein (Ms. Poehler) and his favorite actress, Elisabeth Shue. Above all else, he fervently believes that his opus must be staged, and nothing can break his optimistic spirit.

Monkey Talk with Paul Dini: An American Monkey In London

Filed under: Monkey Talk — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:09 am

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-By Paul Dini & Rashy

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Paul Dini’s “Monkey Talk” (featuring his irrepressible sock monkey son, Rashy) returns with a trip to Blighty, as Paul, Rashy, and Super Rica take in the London sights…

Be sure to check out Rashy’s official site at LittleRashy.com

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August 13, 2008

Masters Of Song Fu #2: Round 1 Challengers and Challenge Revealed

Filed under: Masters Of Song Fu — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:08 am

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop. You’ll find the very first of these competitions here.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

A week back, we sent out the call for challengers. Hundreds of you heard the call and fought for a chance to be in the initial group. 20 were selected. Of those 20, only 13 responded in time (Them’s the breaks). You’ll find information about them below.

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, these challengers will now be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to Quick Stop to be voted on by you, the readers.

After one week of intense campaigning and voting, we’ll eliminate the bottom vote-getters – leaving only 5 competitors to move on to… ROUND 2.

So, what do we call this competition?

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MASTERS OF SONG FU

For this edition of Song Fu, we’re bringing in four (well, 7, if you’re being technical) very special Masters who you’ll be going up against. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu, and your ultimate challengers, as you’ll square off against one of them mano-a-mano in the Final Round:

JONATHAN COULTON

songfu-01.jpgJonathan Coulton on Jonathan Coulton: “In 2005 I left my day job writing software to pursue music full time. To keep myself busy I released a new song on this website every week for a year in a project called Thing a Week. A few of those songs became big internet hits (my folky cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”, a funny video called “Flickr”, a song called “Code Monkey”), and I am now fortunate enough to make my living as a musician.

I write about a lot of geeky stuff because I am a geek. Some of it’s funny, but a lot of it’s not so funny, and even more of it is somewhere in between. I’ve been compared to They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies, Loudon Wainwright III, and other musicians you REALLY LOVE.

I give lots of music away because I believe it helps my cause, and I love it when people use my music to create other stuff – music videos, pictures, remixes, etc. At the moment I’m unsigned, and I’m proud to say I’ve created this whole thing mostly on my own (with plenty of help from an amazingly supportive bunch of fans). But it certainly is getting busy… I will probably sell out and go Hollywood any day now…”

Official Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

PAUL & STORM

songfu-02.jpgPaul and Storm are a comedy music duo, and they have been performing as a duo since 2004. Before that, they were one half of a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook for about 12 years. A Paul and Storm show is part music concert and part standup/improv comedy”“just enough of both to fit neatly in neither category. They like to engage the audience, and are known to award snack cakes and/or other prizes for good (and sometimes bad) behavior. Their show would be PERFECT as a cable special, and would make lots of money for whichever brave channel decides to air them first.

Official Website: www.paulandstorm.com

THE RIFFTONES

songfu-rifftones.jpgYou know ’em as the RiffTrax trio, but here at Song Fu they are the mighty RiffTones…

MICHAEL J. NELSON – Michael J. Nelson is the creator of Rifftrax.com, and is the former host and head writer of the Emmy-nominated, Peabody Award-winning Mystery Science Theater 3000. Since that time, he has appeared on numerous radio and TV shows, penned a regular column for TV Guide, and authored best-selling books for both HarperCollins and Abrams.

His first book, Mike Nelson’s Movie Megacheese, thrilled critics, including Richard Schickel of Time Magazine, who said of Mike, “He’s more fun than a barrel of Val Kilmers… Smarter than a roomful of Patrick Swayzes… and almost as hilarious as Keanu Reeves.” Mike’s laugh-out-loud follow-up, Mind Over Matters, prompted Kirkus Reviews to enthuse, “From someplace called Minnesota comes a Nelson funnier than Ozzie, Ricky, Lord or Half,” and even dared to compare him to another legendary writer, saying of his Serious Speech to Business People, “[It] could easily precede [Robert] Benchley’s immortal Treasurer’s Report.” And Kirkus Reviews loved his novel, Death Rat!, saying, “Fast-paced, outrageous and funny, first-novelist Nelson’s mockery of media mendacity is as biting as La Dolce Vita or Network – only funnier!”

Mike speaks all over the country, is a frequent guest on radio and television, and along with Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy sells out theaters with his RiffTrax Live events.

KEVIN MURPHY – “I’m probably best known for portraying that ol’ squat loveable bubble-headed robot Tom Servo on Mystery Science Theater 3000. In fact I’m the only member of the cast and crew to have worked on every single episode of the series, probably because I tend to like everybody. I also got to sing at the drop of a hat and collaborated with the lovely, leggy Mike Nelson on many of the show’s songs.

Right now I’m back with Mike and Bill for www.rifftrax.com , where once again we sit in close proximity to each other and make fun of movies; unfortunately we don’t write a lot of songs… yet. To exercise my musical jollies I occasionally write and record solo and with family members, under the name The Revolutionary Communist Mountain Boys. Oh, and I’m also writing my first comic book series, symptomatic of my terminal case of Adult-onset Geekdom.

BILL CORBETT – Beloved by literally billions of people, Bill Corbett is a former writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the Sci-Fi Channel, and previously on Comedy Central. He was also a performer on the show, providing the second incarnation of the robot Crow and embarrassing himself in grand fashion as other strange characters – including the all-powerful but clueless alien The Observer, a.k.a. “Brain Guy.” Bill has always been an amateur musician (cough cough HACK cough cough), performing with garage-less garage bands, and writing / performing songs for MST3K – including the beloved-by-literally-trillions CANADA SONG. He now works with former MST3K colleagues Michael J. Nelson and Kevin Murphy at Rifftrax.com.

Corbett is also a screenwriter and playwright. His plays have been produced at numerous theaters across the U.S., Canada, Great Britain, and (seriously) Japan. He wasn’t able to attend the latter, but assumes it was a live-manga concept.

A native of Brooklyn, N.Y., Corbett currently spends a lot of time in Los Angeles partying into the wee hours with stars like Skeet Ulrich, Harry Hamlin, and the late Red Buttons. But he actually lives in Minneapolis, Minnesota with his wife Virginia, their two young children, and a small Jack Russell Terrier who really runs the house.

He hopes someday to raise alpacas.

Official Website: www.rifftrax.com

DOC HAMMER

songfu-03.jpgDoc Hammer was born in 1626 in Hamar, Norway, under the name Erik VonHamer. Being the son of a humble cobbler, not much was expected of the young man, other than to cobble and to not complain about all the cobbling. But Doc was destined for greater things. At 17, with nothing more than really well made shoes and a dream, he made his way to Antwerp to study oil painting under the great Rubens. Within a year, the two were at odds. Rubens spoke (infrequently) of Doc as “that creepy skinny kid,” and Doc spoke of Rubens’s work as “kinda unattractive if you really look at it.” By 1648, Doc had relocated to Leiden, where he found his master in Rembrandt. It was there, in his 23rd year, that Doc met “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth.” After a spicy courtship, “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth” and Doc were married. By 1650 Doc had grown weary of immortality and committed an unsuccessful suicide by burying his never-corpse in the basement of a Dutch cottage. In 1870, Doc again resurfaced. Using the name Vilhelm Hammershoi, Doc resumed his painting career with mild success. After thanking his bride for “the immortality thing” and nicely reminding her that he had “heard every one of her stories like a billion times,” “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth” and Doc split up in 1916. Again, Doc literally went underground until, now using the name Armond Hammer, he resurfaced and made a whole mess of money selling overpriced meds to the Russians. Sick of all the baking soda jokes, Doc faked his death. Biding his time till the MC Hammer thing had blown over, Doc again resurfaced as “Doc Hammer.” Today, Doc still paints in oils and writes, voices, and does other crap for The Venture Bros. (a show you can watch on cable TV).

Official Website: www.myspace.com/dochammer

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In a moment, you’ll discover the details of the first challenge. First, though, here is the list of challengers:

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THE CHALLENGERS

JEFF MacDOUGALL

songfu-jeffmacdougall.jpgThe Deal: After 20+ years making music as a hobby, I recently wrote and recorded a song for my daughter. I got a little taste of mild success (hey, my mom liked it). So now I’m taking my music out of the closet, dusting it off, and seeing how it does in the sunshine. Who knew there was so much work in just attempting to do music for a living. I feel like I am opening a Subway franchise (Only opening a Subway franchise seems more fulfilling in a creative way).

Official Website: www.jeffmacdougall.com

RUN AT THE DOG

songfu-runatthedog.jpgRun At The Dog are high energy, rock/pop, category-sluts with multi-gendered vocals and intricate arrangements. They are like Abba meets Faith No More meets Mos Def meets the Mormon Tabernacle Choir meets Steely Dan. The songs of this Minneapolis 5-piece are always written right away, with no respect for the calculating mind. Audience members are unsure whether to dance, laugh, or panic.

Official Website: myspace.com/runatthedog

JASON MORRIS

songfu-jasonmorris.jpgI suppose I am what you could call a “Multi-Instrumentalist”. That is a nice way of saying “Jack-of-all-trades, Master-of-none”. I began playing drums as a teenager and spent a great deal of energy during my 20’s trying to “make it” in the music biz. As a drummer, I have had the opportunity to play with some pretty incredible musicians, garnering literally DOZENS of fans over the years. In 2004 I joined the band Celestial Static, and spent several years melting some face with good friends Jeremy and Julie Elzerman. Once that ran its course, I decided to spend more time locked away in my studio, writing my own songs and learning to play guitar, bass and sing. It doesn’t pay the bills, but I have a good time doing it.

Official Website: www.jason-morris.com

EDRIC HALEEN

songfu-edrichaleen.jpgEdric has been writing music (off and on) for the past fifteen years. He wrote and directed a musical, The Pushcart War, based on Jean Merrill’s wonderful novel. He has written and/or arranged a number of songs for various friends – some commissioned, some as surprises. He loves acting in community theatre, and is inspired by the music of Stephen Sondheim, Jason Robert Brown, Adam Guettel, Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty – and yes, Jonathan Coulton, who in addition to writing wonderful songs, also served as a portal to finding out about the Song Fu competition.

Official Website: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arBC7f-6FY

“BUCKETHAT” BOBBY MATHESON

songfu-buckethatbobby.jpg“BucketHat” Bobby Matheson is an awkward teenage accordionist and multi-instrumentalist who specializes in superhero-themed and “Comedy” music, and who works for minimum wage in the fast food industry. With his style varying from polka to folk, punk to pop, and then again from rock to bluegrass, we’re left unsure what to expect. One thing for certain is that Bobby doesn’t like talking about himself in the third person, and therefore will stop this silliness right now.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/buckethatbobby

INSANE IAN

songfu-ianbonds.jpgInsane Ian is a comedian and writer from Baltimore, Maryland who specializes in all things nerdy, both in parody and original compositions. From Sci-fi TV shows and films, to video games, to comic books – no nerdy topic escapes his sardonic (and satiric) wit. Among his peers – such as Sudden Death, the great Luke Ski, Jonathan Coulton and, of course, “Weird Al” Yankovic – he is the only artist to have written this bio, and remains at the top of that list. Currently, his song “Guitar Hero” (from his upcoming album n3rds0ngs) is the number three most requested song on the Dr. Demento radio show for last month. Usually for a song, I.I. surrounds himself with talented people to make himself look better…and now is no exception, as friend and producer Mike S. helps on instrumental duties.

Official Website: www.insaneian.com

BRAM TANT

songfu-bramtant.jpgHello everyone. I’m Bram Tant, a 19-year-old Belgian student who enjoys playing the electric/bass guitar, singing, and writing songs in his spare time. I’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional musician, and I’m psyched to have been selected for this awesome contest. Having greatly enjoyed the first edition, I want to test my humble songwriting Fu against other (hopefully) great artists. Unfortunately, I do not own decent recording equipment – all I have is a computer microphone. Still, I’ll try the best I can to record the best song I can write. About musical influences – lately I’ve been really awed at/inspired by the work of Jonathan Coulton, and I found out about this contest through his website/forum. Else, I enjoy a bit of everything. My musical style is a bit hard to define: I play a bunch of stuff like soft/hard/classic rock, punk, metal, folk, jazz, lots of improvisational stuff, and I seem to have a knack for writing love songs, probably because of a subconscious yearning for love… Anyway, I wish the best of luck to all the other competitors, and may the best win!

Official Website: studwww.ugent.be/~btant/

MICK BORDET

songfu-mickbordet.jpgThe phrase “jack of all trades, master of none” could almost have been invented to describe Mick Bordet’s musical existence. Writing and recording songs since the tender age of thirteen, a quarter of a century’s experience has failed to produce any music his family can relate to. This may be because he steadfastly insists on bouncing between and across genres at every opportunity like a hummingbird with ADD, or perhaps it’s the eclectic collection of instruments he utilises for his sonic palette, from guitar and ukulele to theremin, yobstick and electric harmonium. Mick is a founder member of “The Lunacy Board”, Scotland’s premier progressive avant-garde skiffle duo, and cites influences as diverse as Edgard Varèse, Ivor Cutler, Conlon Nancarrow, and Roy Harper, to name but four. The duo have recently released three debut albums, including one written, recorded, and mixed within a single day ““ perfect training for the Song Fu challenge.

Official Website: www.lunacyboard.com

STEVE CHATTERTON

songfu-stevechatterton.jpgSteve Chatterton is an independent musician living in the suburbs of Toronto. Known primarily for his jingle work on local television and his electronic project 11t1, he’s now putting all of his musical efforts into the ever-elusive self-titled singer-songwriter recording project he’s been wanting to get around to since he was 10-years-old and had just discovered The Beatles. Steve is an honors graduate of the jazz guitar program at Mohawk College, and has since performed in a wide array of bands that nobody has ever heard of. After retiring from performing to concentrate on raising his kids, he’s recently put together his own basement studio and has set a personal goal of producing at least one song a month.

Official Website: music.stevechatterton.com/

TOM ROONEY

songfu-tomrooney.jpgTom Rooney has participated under the band name Thomas F in the Record Production Month Challenge for the past two years, successfully completing an album of 10 new original songs within the month of February. The challenge provided a welcoming environment of diverse artists from around the globe all frantically striving to beat the end of the month deadline while encouraging and supporting each other. This experience has given Tom the confidence to put his music out there, for better or worse. Most feedback has been politely positive. Raving masses of fans still to come.

Official Website: www.virb.com/thomasf

NATE SHIVERS

songfu-nateshivers.jpgFun, Zesty, Acoustic, Energetic, Crunchy. Some of these words describe the Baritone-Ukulele-wielding N8 Shivers (the others describe Taco Bell’s newest food-like invention). He began writing songs at the age of two, and taught himself to play the uke a mere 17 years later. N8’s Family members claim he’s the best uke-playing song writer they’re related to. He enjoys Stand-up Comedy, Coen Brothers movies, Chilly sandwiches, and Canadian sitcoms. His Turn-offs include Banana Flavored Things, Republicans, and Mountain Dew. N8 is currently employed as a Wizard in southern Ohio.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/ncomma8

JEREMY PIERSON

songfu-jeremypierson.jpgJeremy Pierson is a struggling artist of that so-called RenGen crowd. His passion for music has run deep through his veins since his earliest days of hearing The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Stevie wonder, and Marvin Gaye on his parent’s record player at home. As a songwriter, his influences cull from the likes of those legendary artists already mentioned, and include influences from Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jamiroquai, Earth, Wind & Fire, Curtis Mayfield, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Smokey Robinson, Bob Schneider, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, and Paul Simon. His greatest barrier as a commercially successful artist is clearly his lack of interest in limiting his musical creativity to any one genre. Jeremy also feeds his creative juices through his artistic work in photography, film, writing, illustration, and design.

Official Website: www.jeremypierson.com

JUTZE SCHULT

songfu-jutzeschult.jpgJohannes “Jutze” Schult (from Germany) likes to make songs about weird stories and situations. It’s all about creating a musical scenario that is somewhat original, yet believable by some stretch of imagination. Jutze used to play drums in a heavy metal band, and then founded his own pop band where he played guitar. These days he’s mainly doing solo work for the fun of it.

Official Website: www.jutze.com

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

This is going to seem to be a rather straightforward challenge to kick off our second Song Fu competition. In actuality, it’s a pretty darn interesting way to give people a sense of just what your songwriting personality and style is. We’re taking a cue from a fellow named Paul Simon…

Your first challenge is to WRITE A SONG ABOUT THE MOON.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds. Your song must be submitted in mp3 form (128-192kbps) either via e-mail (to songfu @ asitecalledfred.com – remember to remove the spaces) or a file upload service (like RapidShare or YouSendIt). Deadline for submission is 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 20th, 2008.

Voting on Round 1 submissions will commence on Thursday, August 21st, 2008.

Here’s Paul Simon’s song about the moon…
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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY, designed and handcrafted by [adult swim] superstar Dana Snyder. Yes. Dana Snyder.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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Win KENNY VS SPENNY: VOLUME 1 on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, three (3) copies of KENNY VS SPENNY: VOLUME 1 UNCENSORED on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 20th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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No Purchase necessary to win.

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One entry per day, per person.

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The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

August 11, 2008

SModcast 61

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 61: “Bridge Beach!” –

In which our heroes dream of private tutoring, catalogue questionable laws, survive a star cros’t love affair, rally against lawn art, and unwittingly seduce a funny-book merchant.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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August 10, 2008

TV Or Not TV: 8/11 – 8/17

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Summer for most people is a time of relaxation. Vacations are planned, kids are free from the burden of school, and days are care free.

On this particular day I’m not very fond of summer. August is the worst month when it comes to television watching normally because the networks all know that people are burning up their last remaining days for vacation. Things are even worse now with the Summer Olympic Games on in prime time every night. The other networks aren’t trying hard at all to counter program so this week’s choices look bleaker than an all you can eat vegetarian buffet.

In writing this week’s column I have literally sat through two entire movies just trying to find things that are worthwhile to recommend or watch. I have toiled over every single day, struggling my hardest to come up with something, heck ANYTHING to recommend. I am now officially counting down the days until the new fall programming kicks in and there are fun and exciting things to write about with new shows to be found by the handful.

Next week I will be happily reviewing one of the big four’s new show line ups, with each week subsequent cover another until we’ve gotten through them all. In other words, pleas stick around until next week.

With all that knowledge in hand, faithful reader, I thank you for dropping in and give you the poorly woven together tapestry that is this week’s viewing choices.

MONDAY

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: I’m not really recommending Prison Break tonight. I’m just writing about it because I’m amazed that they are bringing the show’s repeats back smack dab in the middle of this last season. What the hell?!? I can only guess they are getting us back in to the swing of the show for its impending return.

NGC ““ 8:00 PM: NASA-philes may enjoy tonight’s showing of Secrets of the Moon Landings. Conspiracy theorists won’t enjoy it as this covers the hurdles the Apollo program had to overcome, not the faking of the

SCIFI ““ 10:00 PM: Die Hard and MacGyver meet Star Trek: The Next Generation with tonight’s episode titled Starship Mine. Picard brings down some intergalactic chop shop guys armed with nothing but a saddle and junk laying around the ship.

TUESDAY

NGC ““ 8:00 PM: A salvage expert attempts to reap the booty of the Whydah, the flag ship of Black Sam Bellamy and the first authenticated pirate ship in US waters, on The Pirate Code.

SCIFI ““ 9:00 PM: A robotic dog show and magma all on this week’s episode of Eureka.

BIO ““ 10:00 PM: Tonight on Truth Behind the Sitcom Scandals they take a look at the cast of Lost in Space. What dread hath Will Robinson wrought?

WEDNESDAY

FOOD ““ 10:00 PM: This is the last week to watch chef Robert Irvine on Dinner: Impossible! after he cooked up tall tales to dress up his resume, and was caught. Will the show still be as good with Iron Chef Michael Symon?

THURSDAY

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Someone else gets the boot on Big Brother 10. If nothing else I hope the retired Marine goes next week because his voice is like sand paper in my ears.

FRIDAY

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: I was amazingly surprised how much I enjoyed the original Legally Blonde, and it holds up. How they ever thought that the sequel actually was a movie was beyond me. Who would have thought this would have lead to a musical?

USA ““ 9:00 PM: OK, for reals this time, Monk gets trapped on a submarine while investigating a murder. Whackiness ensues.

SATURDAY

FOX MOVIE CHANNEL ““ 5:00 PM: Phantom of the Paradise is a bizarre memory from my childhood that starts a three play marathon. The brain child of Brian DePalma this confusing story merges Phantom of the Opera, Faust and The Picture of Dorian Gray into one hallucinogenic storyline.

HBO ““9:00 PM: In No Reservations star Catherin-Zeta Jones plays a career centered chef who’s life changes when she has to be her young nieces guardian. Don’t care? Neither did movie goers.

SUNDAY

BBC America ““ 8:00 PM: Three women who feel very defined by their, um, attributes and the complications from having them are covered in My Big Breasts and Me.

VH1 ““ 10:00 PM: A roommate’s friend ends up couch surfing and taking over the living room and Brooke gets annoyed on Brooke Knows Best. Welcome to living with room mates kiddo.

A&E”“ 10:00 PM: Two hours of The Two Coreys.

Will Wilkins is looking for another good book to get him through the week.

Win DEXTER: SEASON 2 on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, five (5) copies of DEXTER: SEASON 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, August 18th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, August 18th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

August 8, 2008

Weekend Shopping Guide 8/8/08: Boldly Buying

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:17 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Last year, Paramount released the first season of the remastered original Star Trek series as hybrid standard DVD/HD-DVD discs. As we all know, HD-DVD was roundly defeated in the high definition format wars by Blu-Ray, which left the future of the remastered releases a bit muddled. Well, Star trek: The Original Series Season 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$84.98 SRP) is now available as just a standard edition DVD set. There’s no word on a Blu-Ray edition. The 8-disc set features all 26 episodes, plus the second part of the behind-the-scenes “Billy Blackburn’s Treasure Chest”, the “More Tribbles, More Troubles” episode of Star Trek: The Animated Series, and the “Trials And Tribble-ations” episode of Deep Space Nine. For some unfortunate, inexplicable reason, Paramount insists on presenting this set as double-sided DVDs stored in such a fashion that the discs have rub marks and scratches. Can’t we finally get rid of these bastard discs? Come on, Paramount – treat Trek with some class.

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Why does it always seem that when my car’s battery decides it’s time to die, it’s always when it’s pouring down rain. It never fails. Also, after a childhood arcing incident, I’ve always been paranoid about opening up the hood and attaching the leads to the battery. Well, those days are done and gone with the Closed-Hood Car Jump Starter ($19.99). The beauty of this little doohickey is that you can jump your car simply by placing one end in the lighter socket of the jumping car, and the other end in the lighter socket of the car needing the jump. No popping of the hood required. Isn’t that great? I loves me some technology.

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Although his smarmy, opportunistic, and ultimately destructive behavior became cartoonish in his last years as prime minister, it’s a film like writer Peter Morgan and director Stephen Frears’ The Deal (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$24.96 SRP) that shows that Tony Blair was always a little Machiavelli. The film details the rise to power of Tony Blair, on the back of current Prime Minister Gordon Brown – from the broken Labour Party of the 80’s to their triumphant return in the 1990’s, and the understanding that Blair would step aside after a second term… which, obviously, he did not. Michael Sheen reprises his role as Blair, and David Morrissey is pitch-perfect as Brown. It’s a fascinating piece of political drama that is still having repercussions today. The DVD contains an audio commentary, as well as a conversation with Frears, which puts the events in context for an American audience.

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As we approach the Beijing Olympics, why not take an unprecedented look across the cultural and geographical breadth of that nation with the documentary Wild China (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). It’s a fascinating journey from the heights of the Himalayas to deserts, valleys, jungles – well, you name it. The 2-disc set features all 6 programs, plus a making-of featurette.

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It’s not the first time its been released on DVD, but I’m safe in saying that the new 2-disc special edition of Lonesome Dove (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) is the definitive. Completely remastered and presented in anamorphic widescreen with 5.1 surround, the bonus features include a making-of documentary, original set interviews, sketches, and interview with author Larry McMurty, and an interview with director Simon Wincer.

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After over 20 years, watching the fourth season of Family Ties (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is like putting on a well-worn pair of pajamas. It’s almost like pop culture comfort food. This is also the season that brought junkyard artist love interest Nick into the fold. The 3-disc box set features all 24 episodes, plus the movie of the week, Family Ties Vacation.

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It was only a matter of time before somebody did a comedy with 64-bit videogame animation, and G4’s Code Monkeys (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) is it. Revolving around the bizarre misadventures of a pair of video game programmers working for the fictional 1980’s company GameAvision, the complete first season is now available. The 2-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus a behind-the-scenes featurette, pranks, commercials, tips, games, and more.

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In the category of “there had to be a documentary on him eventually, and here it is” comes Pete Seeger: The Power Of Song (Genius, Rated PG, DVD-$24.95 SRP), which examines the life and influence of the iconic songwriter who inspired generations to write about the world around them, with an eye towards illumination and change. Paying homage are the likes of Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Arlo Guthrie, Joan Baez, and more. Bonus materials include additional scenes and 6 short films from the Seegar family.

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The second season of the BBC’s Robin Hood (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP) still contains all of the bizarre contemporizing and oddball casting choices that made the first season of this Tudors in Sherwood rethink. Thankfully, I think they’ve begun to understand that the show isn’t capable of great drama, but certainly is capable of great kitsch. The 5-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and character spotlights.

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How much do you love the 80’s? A lot? Well, Paramount has taken a batch of their 80’s classics and rebranded them with “I Love The 80’s”, and included a bonus CD collecting a clutch of 80’s hits (A-Ha, anyone?). The flicks included in the rebranding are Pretty In Pink, Some Kind Of Wonderful, Top Gun, Footloose, and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (Paramount, Rated PG/PG-13, DVD-$14.99 SRP each).

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In my fondest dreams, I’d hope that the release of soundtracks from the animated direct-to-DVD Teen Titans: Trouble In Tokyo and Batman: Gotham Knight (La-La Land Records, $16.98 SRP each) would give us premium albums of the music from both the Batman and Superman animated series, as well as Justice League Unlimited, but those are just dreams at this point. For now, snag these two… And dream.

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Get up to snuff on this year’s presidential nominees with the A&E Biography of both Barack Obama and John McCain (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$12.95 SRP each). Take a gander, find out a little about their pasts and careers, and make an informed decision this November.

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Joanna Lumley stars as woman whose retirement dreams with her husband are thrown into turmoil after tragedy strikes in the series Sensitive Skin (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Lumley’s turn as a woman adrift and discovering her way in the world at age 60 is a revelation for anyone only familiar with her work on AbFab. The 2-disc set features both the first and second seasons, but sadly no bonus features.

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Robson Green and Simone Lahbib return as Dr. Tony Hill and Detective Inspector Alex Fielding in the fifth season of Wire In The Blood (Koch, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), based on Val McDermid’s best-selling novels. Bonus features include behind-the-scenes interviews with the cast and crew.

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Soapier than a bar of Irish Spring, the Brits manage to bring an air of trashy class to their own little spin on Las Vegas, Hotel Babylon (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). Featuring Brit-level guest stars and tales of rivalry, lust, and 4-star ambition, it’s a guilty-pleasure way to pass a weekend. The 3-disc set features all 8 episodes.

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The animated adventures of come to a close in Ben 10: The Complete Season 4 (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), as our hero faces off against the evil Vilgax with the fate of the galaxy in the balance, before being face with a return to school and the decision of whether to reveal his identity to his family and friends. The 2-disc set features all 10 episodes, plus featurettes and deleted scenes.

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Flash back to 2004 with Sheryl Crow’s episode of the live performance show Soundstage (Koch, Not Rated, DVD-$ 19.99SRP). And yes, she does sing “All I Wanna Do.” You knew she had to.

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Sir David Attenborough turns his cameras toward the slithery, slimy, and pebbled with Life In Cold Blood (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) which – interestingly enough, explores the cold-blooded creatures f the world, from turtles to snakes to lizards, and more. Bonus features include a 10-minute behind-the-scenes featurette on each of the 5 episodes.

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Let’s close out this week with a look at the Sideshow Collectibles 12″ “Smuggler” Han Solo ($64.99), costumed as he appeared in the very first Star Wars. Every time Sideshow unveils another of their figures – with its exquisitely tailored scaled-clothing and “Hey, that actually LOOKS like the actor!” head sculpts, I can’t fully express just how delighted I am that Hasbro isn’t the only one producing these. After years of Hasbro’s mangling at this scale, Sideshow’s work is a breath of fresh air. Here, now, is a look at the rogue, who’s available in a Sideshow exclusive edition featuring the cantina blaster pistol…

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Trailer Park: Top 5 Reasons To Love Comic-Con

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By Christopher Stipp

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I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

I’m not quite back in black but I’m damn near close to it.

Looking back at the spoils I managed to squirrel away from Comic-Con and what I managed to do with my time just reinforced something I’ve been suspecting for quite a while. It’s not that Hollywood has done something untoward this comic book convention or that it has somehow been responsible for the decline of western of civilization in the eyes of nerds who have been attending this thing for longer, let’s say, a decade but every person who decries this event as skip worthy needs to understand that it is *because* of the interest marketing departments all across California’s finest, and not so finest, studios have brought their goods is because they know this is one of the only times of the year when there’s the highest concentration of dweebs and nerds in one square mile.

That said, I love it. I love being pitched by those who think they’ve got exactly what I want, I love eschewing those who fail miserably at missing the mark completely, but I love being in the center of a maelstrom that I can only experience once a year. You may have other Cons that you can attend across the span of 12 months but I get just one chance to indulge my inner Asperger as a working stiff and there’s nowhere else I would rather do it in San Diego. I dig collecting t-shirts that I will probably never ever wear (although, I will probably turn my Watchmen movie shirt into a work out tank top), grabbing posters that will I will plaster in my cube in an effort to divert the reality that I’m a cube-r, bitching and moaning about the fucking retards who think they can simply stop in the middle of aisle as thousands wonder why you would bring a stroller into an environment like this but I really do appreciate the programming.

It used to be that these things were actually about comics but, hand to God, I’ve never been in a panel that talked about comics. I’ve been a collector nearly all my life, I love my comic books, but every best intention I’ve had to hear about what to expect from those properties I’ve spent my money on year after year is foiled by something else. I’m sure if I didn’t do so many interviews it would be a different story but I did have down time and I’ve spent that time in halls and panels that have spoken to my love of movies and television.

Would I have liked to have learned a little more about what’s in store this year for DMZ? Sure, but, dammit, Zack Snyder was showing off some footage that I wouldn’t be able to see anywhere on YouTube. I got a pretty pimp shirt out of the deal, too. So, while this is but one example I have to express my unyielding admiration for a convention that hasn’t changed as it has evolved. Here are then best reasons, then, why you should book early next year:

5. Meeting your artistry heroes. I was able to speak briefly with one of the best working artists today that you won’t ever see in your precious Wizard Top 10: Jim Mahfood. The man is on an eternal quest to keep his work fresh and relevant; he is definitely on the right path.

4. Feel sorry for those who are slummin’ it in the Autograph Pavilion. Jane Wiedlin is perhaps best known for her work with the seminal punk/pop crossover act, The Go-Go’s yet she was there, at the Comic-Con, signing autographs, for those who weren’t even born when the band was at their zenith. Peter Mayhew? I get that. We all get that. But Jane Wiedlin? Nope, don’t have a clue.

3. Movie panels. Yes, I want to know about the new FRIDAY THE 13th movie, I want to hear Zack Snyder talk about getting WATCHMEN to the screen and I really enjoyed hearing McG’s rambling about TERMINATOR 4. This is where hype has its epicenter and it’s because of these panels where a lot of us went gooey for 300 and now you never know what might be the greatest thing to come out of these things.

2. The films. If you’re really hard up to see something you could do a lot worse than to be able and see BORAT months before anyone else, SUPERBAD weeks before your dumb buddies start cribbing their favorite lines from McLovin’s repertoire and catch a glimpse of Tom Cruise swearing up a blue streak that no one has the first clue is going to be quite the thing on everyone’s lips come August 14th. This has been a added bonus for me.

1. The books. I don’t mean comics in quite the traditional sense. Marvel, DC and others don’t carry any back stock of their titles but who cares, fuck ’em. Go exploring the tables of Top Shelf, Drawn and Quarterly or Fantagraphics. I believe I came home with a carry-on with, no joke, 15-20 pounds of fresh reading material and none of it included with dudes with superpowers or ladies with unnaturally large breasteses. This could be the best reason to attend: laugh at the mopes standing around the carpeted Big Three areas while you find the best best thing somewhere else.

KABLUEY (2008)

Director: Scott Prendergast
Cast: Lisa Kudrow, Scott Prendergast, Christine Taylor, Conchata Ferrell, Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Release: Now Playing (Limited)
Synopsis: Inept Salman (Scott Prendergast) comes to help his sister-in-law (Lisa Kudrow) tend to her homicidal toddlers while Salman’s brother is off fighting in Iraq. Salman must take a humiliating job as a giant blue corporate mascot to help make ends meet and hold the family together. Packed with a parade of delightful comedy character actors, KABLUEY is a hilarious, unique and heartfelt comedy.

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Prognosis: Positive. I would like to be in possession of my faculties enough to tell you why I like this trailer but the honest truth is that I have no clue why I do.

It might have something to do, though, with this trailer’s insistence that it not give you one clue or obnoxious set up. I like having to push myself a little bit to get what’s going on and don’t think that Lisa Kudrow being in this was going to make it any easier; I don’t think I would be out of line to say that her name on the marquee has, in the past, been a sure sign of quality. I’m glad I took the chance to see what was underneath this hood because the trailer rewards you with something that is a fresh departure from the same old, same old.

One of the first things that you come to understand is that this is yet another movie that uses the Iraq war as a starting point. Again, another red flag that could have meant disaster, a Lisa Kudrow movie AND an Iraq war movie (probably could have meant another Bermuda Triangle of sorts), but it seems like it is only employed here superficially to introduce Lisa’s kids to their uncle. The dad is away defending the country and we’ve got this dweeby looking dude who is going to help out with a couple of hellions.

Yes, these kids look like they deserve a punch in the cock but our uncle isn’t deterred from trying to make life easier for his sister-in-law. Yes, it is a bit slapstick-y when one of these brutes pushes Chris Parnell into a strategically placed display of water that crumbles as he backs up into it after being pushed into it by one of these children but, again, it’s the uncle who deserves the credit. He’s an interesting choice as someone who doesn’t have a lot of baggage and simply comes out of nowhere.

He seems to be extending himself to help someone else but he doesn’t seem to be able to help himself. Further, he gets a job as this big blue blob of a man who hands out flyers but what’s interesting here is that the blob has no features, no recognizable shape, almost an un-man.

A juxtaposition happens here, as well, that helps elevate this trailer even further in my eyes. As this guy stands at the side of the road, why he’s standing out in the middle of literally nowhere seems awfully WAITING FOR GODOT-ish, he’s approached by Christine Taylor and a pack of other curious onlookers.

A nice pull quote from the Hollywood Reporter is welcomed exactly at this moment because, to the rest of middle America, this movie seems like it would be a hard sell. There’s no real semblance of where things are going and it’s certainly not following any kind of discernable road map that we’re used to.

People of all kinds react to him in very different ways and I am aching with curiosity of what in the hell is going on. You’ve got Jeffrery Dean Morgan (AKA The Comedian, AKA Javier Bardem’s stunt double) lashing out at this tall dweeb, you’ve got Kudrow’s kids finally calming the fuck down long enough to have a sensitive moment with their uncle plus you’ve got kids going batshit crazy for this thing at a birthday party of some kind.

Now, I will say that the soundtrack that leads us out of this thing is a bit weird. It’s not quite Dead Milkmen but it’s awfully close to a bizarre placement of a song like this; I don’t think it really harnesses the kind of estrangement that this movie seems to be about.

The trailer, though, seems like a poetic treatise on something and it absolutely does an excellent job in making me want to find out exactly what’s afoot here.

THE WACKNESS (2008)

Director: Jonathan Levine
Cast: Ben Kingsley, Josh Peck, Olivia Thirlby, Famke Janssen, Mary-Kate Olsen
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Synopsis: It’s the summer of 1994, and the streets of New York are pulsing with hip-hop and wafting with the sweet aroma of marijuana – but change is in the air. The newly-inaugurated mayor, Rudy Giuliani, is beginning to implement his anti-fun initiatives against “crimes” like noisy portable radios, graffiti and public drunkenness. Set against this backdrop, Luke Shapiro (Josh Peck) spends his last summer before college selling dope throughout New York City, trading it with his shrink (Ben Kingsley) for therapy, while crushing on his step daughter (Olivia Thirlby). Famke Janssen, Mary Kate Olsen,and Method Man round out the cast in this edgy, bittersweet, and funny coming of age story.

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Prognosis: Negative. It seems you can’t turn around in certain hipster film circles without tripping over the bent knees and legs that are fellating the WACKNESS. I’m glad I finally had a chance to see for myself whether this was a movie that deserved its oral gratification from many writers around the Interwebs.

It doesn’t.

I’m not sure what’s really to blame for the disconnect between what people are saying is a really good movie and the shit stain that this trailer left on my screen after it was done.

For starters, I was enamored with the opening. It’s unique to take the film studio’s logo and get things started with the spray painting of it and I really liked the opening shot of the cassette being dropped in the stereo; that genuinely defines the time and space in which we’re being dropped.

The card that explains that it won an Audience Award at Sundance is a huge feather that further gives the movie some implied goodwill.

I just think that what comes after, being introduced to Shapiro, a stoner looking douche if there ever was one, and his fantasy ladies, some hoochie mammas skipping and twirling on a subway car as if it was Showtime at the Apollo, doesn’t do the narrative any favors.

Asking some girlie in a bathroom to go steady? His look says it all and, worse yet, it does nothing to move the narrative forward. We’re further pushed along into this miserable man’s life as we get tossed a pack of disjointed clips with Ben Kingsley and others that don’t serve this movie in any positive fashion. I dare anyone to get through the first 25 seconds of this trailer and, without knowing what it is, tell me what’s happening.

It doesn’t help things when I have to, as a viewer, postulate for myself about what a movie is about. The trailer, teaser or otherwise, should establish certain elements and if I’m scratching my head by the end, which I certainly was, that doesn’t bode especially well for me as a potential paying customer.

I could make assumptions about what is going on with this kid but, from what I see, it’s an amalgam of a serious DAZED AND CONFUSED, mixed in with some KIDS and then someone wrapped it in a desirable 18-35 demographic. If it’s trying to be credible in any kind of way it simply isn’t.

To wit, when our blazed up hero is asked whether he’s a virgin he simply retorts that he just hasn’t officially had sex.

Would this trailer make you want to spend your money on it? It certainly isn’t getting any of mine.

And, as a reflective post-script, it seems like I wasn’t the only one to share this view. Many critics were at an impasse at what seems like a movie that wants to desperately be a clever indie but ends up dividing those who think otherwise.

Still, I’m not convinced that this flick is anything more than what I see in the trailer but when I’m able to queue it up in my Netflix line-up I’ll give it a whirl.

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MAN ON WIRE

Directed by James Marsh

The real star of this film is Philippe Petit.

Not only because this man was able to rig a tightrope across the twin towers of the World Trade Center and defied all sorts of warning bells you or I would have ringing in our ears for self-preservation but this is a man who has the quintessential joie de vivre and it is all you can do to not want to sit down with this man and find out why he seems to have no fear.

It is that lack of fear that keeps this seemingly innocuous documentary, something I know people would just as soon skip on their way to see something with a more thrilling title, but this film will absolutely cause many a viewer to wonder why on earth Philippe Petit can do absolutely anything without that sense of panic you or I possess if we were even to suppose ourselves greater than a piece of solid grey wire.

The documentary, told through interviews with close associates, old file footage and brilliantly constructed reenactments that have the sheen and pallor of honest to goodness 1st person depictions of what happened as this little Frenchman planned and schemed to get his people, himself and, more importantly, his equipment to the very top of the World Trade Center to pull off one of the greatest death-defying stunts this country has ever seen. And that’s what makes this documentary so special and deserves every cent of your money at the box office. Petit is animated, delighted, passionate, energized and is so obviously on a different wavelength than anyone else you will probably ever meet that it’s hard to know if he’s like this every moment of the day. I have no reason to doubt a man, though, who is able to wax philosophical as he reflects on his own mortality while walking on a wire cable and is the only thing separating him from a free fall to his death. The man is truly honest when he talks about what it meant to him as a young man to see these twin towers go up and how it seemed to be a beacon, or a challenge of sorts, for him to take these monuments of man made steel and glass and internalize his entire self in challenge of them. Philippe could talk all day and you would love every moment of it. His animations are subtly captured and those involved in making this moment happen are all fascinating to listen to.

Like I mentioned, it doesn’t seem like a film that screams to be seen but, I would assert, and rightly so, this is a documentary that is able to take a moment in time that could have been over and done with on the evening news the day it happened and slows it down just enough so you can appreciate what one man had in his head as a dream and made it happen. It is at once inspirational and thrilling. To say that it happened and it’s a true story just makes it an even better escape for anyone willing to risk their very life in support of what the love. It doesn’t make Philippe any less crazy but he’s simply enthralling to listen to and appreciate.

August 7, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #55: Blessed’s Alive!

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #55: Blessed’s Alive! – Ken & Dana return… Well, at least one of them do, for a very special – and particuarly odd – episode full of wit and whimsy. Really.

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Cabin Fever #34: Holy Spoilerific Podcast, Batman!

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #34: Holy Spoilerific Podcast, Batman! – Everyone’s least favourite podcast returns yet again, same Fever time, same Fever channel. Due to popular demand, our cabin dwellers discuss their somewhat jumbled impressions of THE DARK KNIGHT, which seriously eats into their bulls— time. Still, they manage to squeeze in talk of caffeinated food stuffs, Brian’s unhealthy desire to meet Hayden Panettiere at DragonCon, cursed X-Box 360 games, Macaulay Culkin’s “Oh” face, plus they throw in an update on one of their stories from yestercast. For those who still have not seen Chris Nolan’s latest offering, and want to remain in the dark (knight) about the plot, the spoilers start/end times are approx 18:00 and 44:15. Avoid that chunk of awesomesauce and you’ll be good to go. This week’s musical treats come from The Vinny Club and The Teddyboys.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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August 6, 2008

Win THE DEAL on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Genius Home Video, one (1) copy of THE DEAL on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 13th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 13th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Party Favors: Paging Dr. Drew

Filed under: Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:57 am

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BEVERLY HILLS – Dr. Drew Pinsky needs his medical license revoked.

This man has no business being in the detox business since he obviously hasn’t a clue what needs to be done with star patients. Andy Dick gets busted for sexually assaulting two teenage girls and possessing drugs. What’s his punishment? Dr. Drew wants to check the former star of Newsradio into his latest VH1 series: Sober Living.

Dr. Drew has gone from being a medical professional to the P.T. Barnum of celebrity trainwrecks. Is Jeff Conaway cured? Or is he merely ready to star in the latest Dr. Drew salvation series? This guy makes Dr. Phil look legit.

Does Dr. Drew understand what these people aren’t addicted merely to booze, pills and teenage hookers. They are addicted to seeing their reflection in camera lenses. They are addicted to flashbulbs. They are addicted to the notion that their lives are 24-7 TV shows. They think that all their outrageous actions can be forgiven because they are the star of a show. They’re just that wacky character adding life to a dull “average” reality and it’s in the script.

Nothing reinforces the “my life is a TV show” syndrome than round the clock camera crews covering your every visit to the bathroom. Dr. Drew tore into Conaway’s girlfriend for supposedly smuggling drugs into his elite rehab center. But Conaway indulged in a substance worse than sugar coated crack: videotape. He nodded back to the sets of Grease and Taxi when the warmth of a wireless microphone pack snugged against his ass. It’s like heroin to a washed up actor. You appeal to their distorted sense of reality by letting them know that it is news when they take a dump cause there’s two cameras and a boom mic following them into the toilet.

Can you cure narcissism with gilded mirrors?

Andy Dick won’t get any real help from enrolling in this program. He’ll get help fattening up his resume thanks to Dr. Drew. This will look great next to him judging on Comedy Central’s The Gong Show.

If Dr. Drew is smart, he’ll understand that Andy Dick is beyond help. He’s a lost cause. How many chances has this guy had to clean up his act? How many big star friends have sought to dry up their pal? How many times has he screwed them over? He’s going to play it up for the cameras to make us view him as this hurt little boy. But it’s all going to be an act. Look at his eyes in his most recent mugshot: He’s evil. Putting him on a TV show will only encourage his outrageous ways. He shall merely contribute to the show’s narrative instead of get himself straightened out. He’ll care more about getting screen time than sobriety. He’ll be drunk on boom microphones.

If any stars truly want to clean up their acts, they’ll forget Dr. Drew and check themselves into The Party Favors Rehab Center and Hardcore Fighting Academy. Andy Dick needs his clock cleaned before he can clean up his life. But Dr. Drew is only going to milk him for precious ratings points. Perhaps Dr. Drew needs to confess that he’s a video junky? Physician detox yourself.

As of this moment, Neil Patrick Harris has more right to convey medical knowledge on TV than Dr. Drew.

BOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG

After two episodes of Comedy Central’s The Gong Show, it’s safe to declare that the people who revived the classic gameshow never actually watched it. It’s a pathetic mess. While the show should be seen as the anti-America’s Got Talent, it’s pretty much on par with the network schmaltz show minus the power of David Hassellhoff.

The Gong Show set is dreary. There was a classless glitz to the original Gong Show. It had shiny parts to distract. The new place just seems like they stole parts of the sets from Mind of Mencia. The judges look like they’re stuck in a dentist’s lobby. The gong fades into the background. Make it pop, people!

The acts presented were rather painful. Shoving a needle through your arm is so Jim Rose from a decade ago. A woman singing about her wet shaved pussy while holding a bald cat is cute, but predictable. The hula hoop girl was interesting, but really worth winning?

The only good part of the show is Dave Attell. The former host of Insomniac displays a little bit of Chuck Barris’ charm as he bridges between the acts and the judges. But even he seems lost on this undeveloped revival. He has that “is it over yet” stare when sneaking off the stage. He also needs clothes that weren’t stolen from Don Johnson’s wardrobe from the fifth season of Miami Vice.

There’s a chance for the show to work, but at they need to quit casting it with Howard Stern style acts. Wasn’t Queen Laqueefah already rated by Beetlejuice? You have to mix the innocent with the bizarre before sliding us the grotesque.

HE’S DEAD, JIM

Looks like CBS is completely giving up on Swingtown by moving it to Friday nights. If the network really cared about the show they would have changed the title to CSI: Swingtown. Each week the crack crew would have to piece together how different swinger met their fate. Plus tawdry lust moments at the lab to fill in the gaps. This short series better come out on DVD in time for Christmas. It’s the perfect gift to give your neighbors you want to hump.

KING OF BLAHS

How pathetic is it that Budweiser has been bought by InBev? The home of the Clydesdales has been snagged by a beer company based in Sproutland and operated by guys who enjoy picking up transsexuals after soccer matches. Rumors are already swirling that the new owners want to streamline the company. People will be fired shortly after Ms. Bud signs over her shares. What’s worse is the fear they’ll be dumping the amusement park arm that includes SeaWorld, Busch Gardens and Sesame Place.

They’re going to kick Elmo to the curb!

You won’t see me yelling for a boycott of Budweiser beers. Why? Because I’ve done my best to avoid Budweiser ever since they destroyed my once beloved Rolling Rock. Those rat bastards in St. Louis decided that the precious horsehead concoction blessed by the fine waters of Latrobe, Pennsylvania could be slopped out in Newark, New Jersey. That means when you now drink a Rolling Rock, you could be sipping the decaying flesh of Big Pussy.

I’d rather drink a liquidized urinal cake than sniff the “King of Beers.” Thankfully around here the better bars do carry Yuengling on draft.

It’ll be sweet music a few years from now when the folks who once ran Budweiser complain about how InBev screwed them and ruined their brewery. Who knew karma could have such a frothy head?

DVD SHELF

Cocaine Cowboys 2: Hustlin’ with the Godmother reminds us of the dangers from being a pen pal. Charles Cosby was a street hustler in Oakland when he wrote a fan letter to Griselda Blanco. She had recently been locked up in a nearby women’s prison after causing the bloody cocaine wars in Miami. Instead of merely getting an autographed headshot, the Godmother wrote him back a love letter. This relationship changes Cosby’s life. He visits her in jail and she sets him up with his own cocaine connection. He quickly becomes her lover and legs. She has him going all over the country to keep the white powder flowing. However he quickly learns that she’s not a really good girlfriend since she killed her last three husbands. What’s a street hustler to do with such a woman?

Director Billy Corben and his crew from Cocaine Cowboys illustrate the interviews with the dealers, hustlers, lawyers and cops with limited animation. The best cartoon moment is when Cosby explains how a Federal case was completely derailed by secretaries with severe cases of Jungle Fever. It’s like a scene from Heavy Metal. If you enjoyed the original documentary, you’ll be more than enraptured by this West coast tale of love and blow.

The Executioner’s Song: The Director’s Cut tells the story of Gary Gilmore, a homicidal guy who was executed by firing squad in Utah. He fought to keep others from preventing his execution. This was a movie of the week, but it had more talent on both side of the camera than most Tori Spelling epics. A very young Tommy Lee Jones plays Gilmore. Rosanna Arquette is his girlfriend. Christine Lahti and Eli Wallach (Babydoll) also beef up the acting. Oscar winning cinematography Freddie Francis (Glory) and editors Tom Rolf (The Right Stuff) and Richard A. Harris (Titanic) makes this film look and feel like a theatrical feature film. The director’s cut is 135 minutes so it’s tighter than what ran on two nights back in 1982.

Surfwise is about how Dr. Dorian Paskowitz skipped the straight world and lived by the waves. He and his wife raised their eight sons and a daughter inside a camper for nearly two decades. They traveled randomly across the country living in pure poverty. The kids remember how they didn’t have enough clothing for all the kids to be dressed at once. They become legendary for their surfing lifestyle. While the film demonstrates a blissful vision of Doc, we discover that the Paskowitz family resembled The Jacksons on the waves. When the kids finally get old enough to leave the camper, they quickly discover they aren’t ready for the world of humans with their lack of education. How will they survive? This is an amazing documentary with an emotional roller coaster of events.

Family Ties: The Fourth Season takes the Keaton clan to England. They have the entire movie of the week with Alex going to Oxford. He gets tangled up with a spy ring. It’s also an important season for Michael J. Keaton since his future wife Tracy Pollan plays his girlfriend. Alex actually finds a woman that can hang with is neo-con ways. This is also the season when Nick (Scott Valentine) shows up to date Mallory. My brother once worked on a Corman film with Valentine. He didn’t mind it if you called him Nick by accident. Only three more seasons left.

Star Trek The Original Series – The Complete Second Season (Remastered) brings you the recent Hi-Def version of the Kirk and Spock era show. This time you don’t have the HD-DVD on the flipper discs. The big thing is that they replaced a lot of the old spaceship models with CGI action. It’s a much cleaner frame than old optical effects. If you love “The Troubles with Tribbles,” you’ll over dose on the fuzzy wonders. They include the episodes from Star Trek: The Animated Series and Deep Space Nine. Plus plenty of Tribble bonus features. They overrun the boxset. The 26 episodes look much better than the transfers used on the previous season sets.

The Boston Strangler: The Untold Story takes us back to the murder spree that inspired the Rolling Stone’s Midnight Rambler. David Faustino is Albert De Salvo. That’s right, Bud Bundy is the Boston Strangler. Or is he? The film wants us to believe that De Salvo merely confessed to crimes he didn’t commit. It’s an interesting take on the true crime. Corin Nemec from Parker Lewis Can’t Lose plays Stuart Whitmore.

Love Boat: Season One, Volume 2 is my truly guilty pleasure. This collection can be summed up in one word: Hambone!!! This has the episode where Scatman Crothers brought Hambone mania to my bus stop. Kids stopped worrying about doing the hustle and tried to slap their hands with Hambone action. Scatman was at the top of his game with Hong Kong Phooey and The Shining making him a superstar. But when he whipped out the Hambone to show Doc, Julie and Issac, he became a music sensation like Andy Gibb. You get the final TV performance of Bob Crane as he plays a disgraced ex-captain reduced to being staff on the Pacific Princess. Plus Frankie and Annette appear, although in different episodes.

Dexter: The Complete Second Season keeps up the bloody goodness on Showtime. Michael C. Hall is perfect as the serial killer who works on the Miami Police force. This new batch has him become the target of an FBI profiler played by Keith Carradine. Things get complicated when the profiler works his mojo on Dexter’s sister. Can Dexter quit his sinister urge to keep from being busted? He enters a 12 step program although he doesn’t quite tell the folks in the room his real trouble. This is one of my favorite shows on TV.

Perry Mason Season 3, Volume 1 brings another dozen cases to your DVD player. Another dozen chances for Perry to beatdown foolish prosecutors. This is still the gold mark for legal series. He knew how to discover those special clues that made his client innocent in the eyes of the jury. My favorite file is “The Case of the Garrulous Gambler.” A guy gets angry during a Poker game and cold cocks a player. He’s told that he killed the guy and the other players bribe him to keep quiet. Things go extra bad when the ring leader turns up dead. Did the gambler decide to double down on homicide? This is perfect viewing for those glued to the World Series of Poker on ESPN.

Nightmare Before Christmas is getting the Blu-ray love with plenty of time before Halloween or Christmas. You can have this before the Jerry Lewis’ Labor Day Telethon for Muscular Dystrophy. The bonus feature that excites me the most is “What’s This? Jack’s Haunted Mansion Holiday Tour.” See what the folks at Disneyland did to give the classic Haunted Mansion a little Tim Burton action. Dana Snyder should approve of this. They also include the “Frankenweenie” and “Vincent” shorts made by Burton during his early Disney days.

Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds: The 3-D Movie is a title as long as the film. There’s only one major question: How can this 3-D technology be applied to Christina Hendricks’ scenes on Mad Men? There is only one reason to care about this film – cause your ten year old niece is going to pester you until Christmas if you don’t get it for them. Is it wrong that I kept thinking the Naked Brothers Band were the same as the Jonas Brothers? Disney just keeps cranking out the music. I can’t really call it noise since my childhood consisted of being crazy for Einstürzende Neubauten. Blixa was such a tricky fellow although he didn’t swap identity like Hannah and Miley.

Dave’s World: The First Season is a conflicted show for me. The series turned the life of newspaper columnist Dave Berry into a sitcom. I hate Dave Berry’s writing. He’s such a simp. He makes Larry King’s column look cutting edge. But they cast Harry Anderson (Night Court) as Dave. He does great geek magic. How could they do this? They turned Shadow Stevens into his friend. Shadoe is best known for taking America’s Top 40 away from Casey Kasem. This show still plays like a light version of Roseanne. Fans of the series need to know that Southside Johnny’s cover of Billy Joel’s “You May Be Right” has been removed as the theme song.

Caroline in the City: The First Season should not be confused with Sex In the City. Lea Thompson seems to be the lady who writes the Cathy comic strip. She’s got the boyfriend problems while she’s working her career as an cartoon artist. The best reason to watch is Amy Pietz. She’s the hot friend who has to look more screwed up than Lea. She discovers her life keeps popping up in Caroline’s work. What a thief.

Be Kind Rewind is a major mess of a movie. When I first saw the trailer, I thought the VHS rental store was from 1998 when DVDs hadn’t truly taken over the market. But then as they scan the shelves, there’s a copy of Harold and Kumar Go to the White Castle. That VHS came out in January of 2005. The tape cost more than the DVD. Danny Glover isn’t saving cash by refusing to swap his store over to digital. This guy’s business deserves to get shut down. I predict box office gold for a movie called, Jack Black Gets Beaten Senseless.

Muhammad Ali: Made In Miami covers how the city transformed the Gold medal Olympian into the Heavyweight champion of the world. The PBS documentary provides plenty of vintage footage and photos of Ali during the early ’60s. He was a boxing champ knew how to charm the camera and reporters. On the Jack Paar Show, Ali meets his match in the clench of Liberace. They even collaborate on a musical moment. Can today’s boxing belt holders can hold their own against Randy Newman? He clowns around with the Beatles for a photo shoot. Ali talks about how pro wrestler Gorgeous George influenced his attitude. The documentary does a great job of balancing the rise of the boxer and the sunshine capital. It’s a perfect prequel to When We Were Kings.

SMOKING ROOM

Bill Gates and Michael Bloomberg are going to spend $500 million dollars to stop people from smoking all over the world. Here’s a suggestion: Give me the $500 million dollars.

Why do I deserve half a billion bucks? Cause I don’t smoke. Do Gates and Bloomberg realize that for decades, we’ve grown up with warnings about the dangers of smoking? The side of cigarette packs should be enough to scare a sane person from picking up
the habit. The Surgeon General deathly diagnosis doesn’t spook a soul. People still smoke. Smart people who know better still smoke.

The Insider was considered a great anti-smoking film. People chain smoked on that set. They knew the hard truth of what they were sucking down in the dangerous cigarettes, but refused to snuff out their smokes. They might as well had wasted their time filming Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man Meet Joe Camel. Congress killed Joe Camel and kids still love to smoke. Did you know that monkeys, chimps and apes love to smoke?

Gates and Bloomberg are burning their cash if they think their Great Butt Out of 2009 will cause those Xtreme Redbull Kiddies to see the error of their ways. At minimum Gates and Bloomberg should give me a million bucks for coming up with the name “Great Butt Out” as way to connect with the snowboarders around the world. Donnie Deutsch doesn’t give out big ideas like that for free.

The sad part is that Cigarette manufacturers seem to be the only American businesses that haven’t been bought out by foreigners. Gates and Bloomberg want to put fine people of Richmond and Winston-Salem onto the free cheese line. They want to snuff out the dreams of Americans. Why destroy the one good thing that’s working in this snafu economy? They need to give one American the simple dream of half a billion dollars. Call now. My operator is waiting.

Comics & Comics: Stoner-Vision

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Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig pot comedies.

Without getting into too much personal information, I am kinda the target audience for these things. I grew up on a steady stream of Cheech and Chong, Dazed and Confused and Half Baked. I consider myself a fairly discerning judge on what makes a successful stoner comedy and, as of late, have been a bit disheartened at the industry’s seeming disinterest in the genre as a whole. Blame it on the conservative tide that sweeps the nation, blame it on fundamental ideals or hell, blame it on moviegoing tastes, but the last decade or so has been pretty light on good old fashioned pot comedies.

That is one of the reasons I was so excited for the release of Pineapple Express, starring Seth Rogen and James Franco – the film many (including myself) thought may be the return to the classic stoner comedies we all know and love. Unfortunately, though it’s funny, it is far from A) The new classic stoner movie, or B) that good a movie in general. Yes, there are intermittent laughs throughout, but the overall movie just comes off as kind of awkward and sloppy, like it’s seven different movies forced into one. James Franco’s pot dealer Saul, however, takes this movie from the realm of “skip it” to the side of giving it a try. You are not going to want your money back, but I certainly can’t see anyone claiming this as the funniest film of the summer. Pineapple Express may be too different for its own good, which coming from me is near shocking to hear. But before I go giving a recommendation, let’s get into some more specific thoughts, shall we kids?

And, as always, I’m lazy, you’re lazy… Bullet List time!

Pineapple Express

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Good Vibes:

James Franco: The funniest and possibly most redeeming factor of the entire film. I’ve never seen Freaks and Geeks, so my only exposure to Franco here-to-fore has been as Harry Osborn in the Spider-Man flicks, and while he hasn’t been horrible, his performance in those had not impressed me in the least. And then I met Saul. Franco’s character in Pineapple Express is easily one of the best on-screen stoners of all time and one of the most complete performances I’ve seen in a while. No, this isn’t high drama, but the amount of dedication and fine-tuned nuance to Saul in the movie is pretty damn astounding. Franco is gone the moment this film starts and Saul exists as a wholly new person. I caught no glimpses of Harry Osborne here, and though my lack of Franco- viewings may be coloring my judgement, Franco COMPLETELY descends into the character here. Saul, for all purposes, is a real person. A real funny one, at that. His reaction times, his facial quirks – this is kind of a tour-de force of a performance, if you ask me, and one that elevates a mildly funny film into something watchable, if only for the work that Franco turns in. People who have seen the film are saying it lacks a likable character, but c’mon… How could you not like a guy that quotes 227 ? And just so I don’t forget, Seth Rogen is Seth Rogen in this film – He’s fine, if not good. But he is definitely overshadowed by the performance of James Franco.

The Look: With all said and done, David Gordon Green (with help from DP Tim Orr) has delivered the best looking Apatow film to date. Pineapple Express is chock full of gorgeous wide shots, something you rarely if ever see in a mainstream comedy. The entire look has a slightly washed out/70’s feel to it, which is definitely abetted by the odd, if not vibrant, color palette of the film. There are a few shots in particular that really made me sit back and take notice (the weed sale/dance off is a beautiful freaking shot), zoning out on the comedy and into the visuals, something which doesn’t necessarily help the overall enjoyment of the film. In fact, many times the shot overshadows the context on the screen, but that is more a fault of the writers (Rogen and Evan Goldberg) than it is the filmmakers.

Danny McBride: Though I have basically been told I MUST be a fan of this man’s work, I am. I find him ridiculously funny. I really enjoyed Foot Fist Way, and there is more of the same quality laughs here in Pineapple Express. His character, Red, starts out so unlikable, and has such a turn of face, that by the last scene of the movie he was my favorite by far. There is such an innocence and simplicity to McBride’s performance, and it’s ’cause of that that Red, though unsavory in some aspects of his personality, is so damn appealing by the finale. The last scene of the film may be my favorite, and that’s because it’s really the first time McBride, Rogen, and Franco get to be flat out funny, with no pretenses of plot or deeper matter. And it’s in that scene that I think McBride certainly steals the conversation and almost the whole movie. It’s sad to say, but I kinda now wish the two leads of this film were Mcbride and Franco. I am a gigantic fan of Rogen, but in this film his Dale is just to boring and flat out dicky to be anyone I would root for or care about. Red, on the other hand, I would want to see in a spin off. McBride is definitely a comedian to look out for, and his work in Pineapple Express further cements that claim.

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Bad Trips:

The Action: Scattershot. Look, I wasn’t expecting director David Gordon Green to shoot a fight scene like John Woo, but the camera placement and editing of the action pieces in Pineapple Express is so basic and barebones that I can’t even remember one that particularly stood out as “Fun”. The gunfights are extremely sloppy – and it may just be me, but actual sound effects on the guns sounded like air pistols. I was all for the concept of genre melding, but when you don’t treat the respective genres with the respect they deserve, you wind up with half a film that just doesn’t fit with the rest. Unfortunately, that is the case with Pineapple Express.

The Violence: If you were to look at my DVD collection, you might be afraid as to the makeup of my mind, but fear not – though I like really dark movies, I’m a fairly happy dude. That being said, I do like violence in movies. Gratuitous, even. And that is why I am so surprised at my utter dismissal of the violent aspects of Pineapple Express. Early viewers said that the “gore” took them out of the film and made them uncomfortable. I don’t feel the same way. Rather, the random violence in the movie frustrated me more then anything else. “Why?” is the question I found myself constantly asking. I like ultra-violent movies, WHEN THEY CALL FOR IT, but Pineapple Express did not need to go anywhere near the levels it did to shock and gross out the viewers. Partially removed, bloody ears do not belong in this movie. If the violence was justified, or even handled with some weight, it would have made a world of difference – rather, you have a character who gets shot seven times and doesn’t flinch. How are we supposed to feel when someone else gets shot? One person is bulletproof and the next dies without a fight? Half the violence is meant to be met with laughter, the other half shock? It doesn’t work. Comedy, though a lighter art form, still needs logic to make it work. And there is no logical reason for 90 percent of the violence in Pineapple Express. Titillation for the sake of titillation. Not cool.

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The End of the Joint: Overall, it has its enjoyable moments, but it is far from the laugh fest it looked to be. There are some great one liners scattered throughout, but the stretches in between may make waiting for the good’uns a tiring task. Its major undoing are its various unfitting tones – the one thing that initially drew me to the film. What could have been unique and “hip” winds up boring and random. A definite DVD purchase, if only for repeat viewings of Franco’s performance, but other then that a pretty forgettable movie.

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So, if Pineapple Express didn’t quite hold up, what is a great pot comedy you may ask? Well, funny you should ask… Take a gander below!

Up In Smoke

Top 4 Stoner Comedies (Would’ve been 5, but I like… forgot one?)

1. Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke: The first, the best, the king. There is a reason that Cheech and Chong are the two most famous stoners of all time, and this film is where most of the world first discovered them. One of the most memorable and quotable comedies of all time. Silly, nonsensical, and whacked out; The gold standard for everything a good pot comedy should be. The undisputed champ for now and eternity. Bow down at the altar of this movie (and leave a doobie before you go.

2. Half Baked: My generation’s Up In Smoke. I’ll be honest, I saw this movie years before I ever saw marijuana, and I loved it anyway. The rare stoner flick that transcends enough to crack up the general “Square” public. This flick is so ingrained in my mind, that when thinking of weed one of the first images to pop in my head has to be the smiling visages of Chappelle, Breur, and crew. Though some say it hasn’t aged so gracefully, I defy them to throw on the DVD and not laugh for 90 minutes straight. This is what every stoner flick should aspire to be. (None can or should dare try to replicate Cheech and Chong. It’s not an option)

3. How High: The “Urban” entry into our list. Method Man and Red Man both have proven themselves as great rappers, but I really think they shine in this, their feature film, and one of my all-time favorite stoner comedies. It’s so damn irreverent and weird, and yet light hearted at the same time. This flick is definitely the least like its brethren, but that works for its favor. I don’t think this movie gets the respect it deserves – and after what must be 100 viewings, I can tell you it certainly holds up. If you haven’t seen it, give it a chance… I’m a big fan.

4. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle: The sneak attack. I remember about 3 minutes into this movie, thinking to myself; “Wait a minute… This is a pure pot comedy!”. Though it is not the most high brow of fare, Harold and Kumar is one of the more bizarre and ridiculous stoner comedies to come out in some time. And… It’s awesome. This, if any film in recent years, is the closest movies have come to the old days of just flat out “High-Jinx”. The cheetah, N-P-H, the weed-love scene – all go down in history in the top pot moments on film. From the opening line to the last scene, the closest we’ve had to a classic stoner flick in many years. The sequel, not so much… but that’s a whole other review.

Stoner-Friendly Runner Ups: Dazed and Confused, Mallrats, Grandma’s Boy, The Big Lebowski, Clueless, ANY ANIME EVER MADE.

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Well, like, dudes.. Umm. That’s it for this week. Like, totally check back next for like my review or whatever on comi—comics… Wait.. Oh yeah, Comic-Con. It’ll be heavy. And, as always,

“Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

Matt Cohen swears he is currently not researching the next great pot comedy. For real…

Toy Box: Weta Rayguns – SDCC 2008 Exclusive Goliathan 83

Filed under: Toy Box — admin @ 3:06 am

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Occasionally, a company does something truly unique and uber-cool – such is the situation with Weta and their line of Rayguns. Called “Dr. Grordbort’s Infallible Aether Oscillators” or just rayguns for short, these amazing retro sci-fi weapons were some of the best items on display once again this year at the San Diego Comic-Con. The concept is simple enough – produce a series of guns that look like something right off the old serial sci-fi shows, like Flash Gordon. However, these are far better than any movie prop. The designs, detailing, weathering, and quality are something to truly behold. I have a few photos of them in my Weta coverage from this year’s con.

These things are full sized props, however, made from metal, wood, and other ‘real’ materials. While that means they look just like they could really turn your enemy into powdered toast with the pull of the trigger, they also cost crazy money. We’re talking $500 – $600 US and more…far more than any mere mortal such as yours truly can afford.

For us, Weta has done miniature versions as SDCC exclusives for the past couple years. These look very much like their larger cousins, but are small enough to fit in your palm. They also aren’t nearly as detailed as the big versions, or made from as wide a range of materials. They also only cost $40.

This year’s version is called the Goliathan 83, and only 400 were produced for the show. They sold out of course, but you can always pick up the full sized version from Weta for a mere $690. Oh c’mon…you know you want to.

If you have any questions or comments, drop me an email at mwc@mwctoys.com, or check out the other reviews at Michael’s Review of the Week – Captain Toy. Let’s get blastin’!

SDCC 2008 Exclusive miniature Goliathan 83

Packaging – ***1/2
There isn’t a lot of text or background, but the package does have a very, very cool retro feel and look to it. The graphics are great, and the interior plastic tray (with plastic lid) is completely collector friendly. Pop it out, pop it back in, no damage, no fuss, no muss.

Sculpting – ***1/2
Obviously, the sculpts are going to be far more intricate on the full sized versions. On top of that, they use various materials to make the guns look extremely realistic, while the small versions are solid metal. Very heavy, very solid, but not as intricate.

Still, these are quite detailed for the scale. They’ve included the small notches on the power indicator, the various itty bitty antennae, and all the implied rivets and screws are sculpted on, not merely painted.

Paint – ***1/2
They got creative with some of the paint as well, using it t simulate some of the features of the larger version. For example, the tube on the top back (which reminds me of a super soaker) is painted with a glittery, translucent sort of paint, simulating a liquid in the tube. The effect works pretty well, particularly at first glance.

Small details like the tubes and dial notches are painted cleanly, and the overall weathering effect is solid. It’s not nearly as good as the big versions of course, but at less than 1/10th the price, that should come as no huge surprise. The gun still looks like something that’s been used and abused, blasting aliens and robots from the future to smithereens.

Design – ****
The real beauty here is the design, of course. Developing one really great looking raygun is hard enough – coming up with a whole series is quite impressive. There’s just enough doohickeys and gizmos on this weapon that it looks deadly, and yet not overdone and ridiculous. It has that perfect 1930’s sci-fi feel, and in fact the designs are quite a bit better than what used to be used on the old films.

Value – **1/2
It’s tough to really compare these to other things…how many all metal, realistic looking, funky sci-fi style rayguns are there out on the market? Yea, I really wish someone would go after the licenses for actual film and tv guns like Flash Gordon, Lost in Space, Buck Rodgers, etc. etc. etc. but until they do, there’s not much to judge against. The quality here is very high, and it seemed like an appropriate price considering the materials, the attention to detail, and the very low production run.

There actually is one other line these can be compared to: Master Replicas scaled Star Wars blasters and lightsabers. Those ran around this same price when they were released, and were produced in much larger numbers.

Things to Watch Out For –
The small metal ‘antennae’ that you see protruding from various parts of the weapon can be bent and broken with rough handling. But other than that, you should be good to anniliate your enemies.

Overall – ***1/2
Short of hitting the lottery, I’ll never own one of the larger versions. That makes me all the more pleased that Weta is producing these miniature versions. The designs are great, the quality is high, and they make nice little display pieces with the miniature Star Wars weapons that Master Replicas released. I certainly hope to see more of these come from Weta, even if it’s only a once a year thing.

Where to Buy –
Unfortunately, your only real choice now is Ebay. Try searching using MyAuctionLinks.com.

Related Links:
Check out Weta’s site for more information.

August 5, 2008

Masters Of Song Fu #2: Sign-Up Begins…

Filed under: Masters Of Song Fu — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:08 pm

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

We have 20 slots open to any and all musicians across this here internet. All you have to do is be one of the first 20 to apply via the form below, and you’re in. THE LIST OF CHALLENGERS AND THE FIRST TASK WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON TUESDAY, AUGUST 12th.

Once those 20 participants have been announced, the showdown will commence.

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the 20 competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to Quick Stop to be voted on by you, the readers.

After one week of intense campaigning and voting, we’ll eliminate the bottom 15 vote-getters – leaving 5 competitors to move on to… ROUND 2.

That’s when things get crazy…

Oh, and what do we call this competition?

MASTERS OF SONG FU

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To mix things up a bit, we’ll have our usual complement of very special Masters who you’ll be going up against in this edition of MASTERS OF SONG FU. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu, and your ultimate challengers. We’ll be revealing the Masters on August 12th, when the Challengers are announced.

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY, designed and handcrafted by [adult swim] superstar Dana Snyder. Yes. Dana Snyder.

Remember, you must be able to realize a song both lyrically and musically. This competition is open to both singer/songwriters and bands – but since space is limited, only enter if you truly accept the challenge. As stated above, we’ll be accepting the first 20 valid applications we receive.

Are you ready to bring your Fu? If so, fill out the form below:

THIS ROUND IS CLOSED,

Note: Competitors will be notified via e-mail of their selection.
If you have any problems submitting your entry via the form above, you can also e-mail the entry information to
songfu @ asitecalledfred.com (taking out the spaces, naturally) with the subject line “Song Fu”.

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