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May 9, 2007

QSE News: 5/9/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:14 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgIt is being reported that director Robert Rodriguez will be helming a live action version of the classic cartoon The Jetsons.  A Jetsons movie has been rumored for years but has only recently been picking up speed.  Rodriguez is expected to stay close to the original feel of the cartoon but is also expected to add his own personal touches – including a scene where Mr. Spacely shoots Mr. Cogwell in the face with a gun shaped like a penis.
  • Fashion guru Isabella Blow has passed away at the age of 48.  Blow was well known in the world of high fashion and is often credited with discovering other designers such as Alexander McQueen and Philip Treacey.  While the fashion world was shocked at Blow’s passing, no one took it quite as hard as troubled rocker Pete Doherty, who mistook the designer for the drug of the same name.
  • The host of Extreme Makeover was arrested for driving under the influence this past weekend. Ty Pennington was picked up in Los Angeles after registering a 0.14 percent blood-alcohol level. Upon release, Pennington addressed his fans by proclaiming “I’m Ty Mother {EXPLETIVE DELETED] Pennington. No one is bigger than me! I can do whatever the hell I want and no damn pig is gonna stop me. [Expletive Deleted] the police!”

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(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/9/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:09 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Chris’s Invincible Super-Blog re-launches… (Thingamabob)
  • Oh, those wacky, copyright-ignoring Chinese… (Thingamabob)
  • I find this so much more interesting than the American version of Deal or No Deal(Thingamabob)
  • Why couldn’t we have gotten THIS Fantastic Four movie? Sigh… (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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May 8, 2007

Toy Box: Tohru Honda Mini-Bust

Filed under: Columns,Toy Box — admin @ 12:01 am

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At this point, you’d think I was a Fruits Basket expert. About two months ago, I reviewed the Kyo Sohma statues from Southern Island right here at QSE. Then,

Tonight I’m covering Southern Island’s first mini-bust under the license. This one is of the main character herself, Tohru Honda. You can find it at a number of online retailers for around $40.

Tohru Honda mini-bust

Fruits Basket is one of those shows (and corresponding manga) about a young school girl (Tohru Honda) who’s an outsider, never quite fitting in. She ends up working for a family, the Sohma’s, who are definitely outsiders themselves. Each of the Sohma’s are possessed by the animals of the Chinese Zodiac, along with one extra – the cat. The theme of this show is the loneliness and pain when you’re not part of the crowd, a universal condition certainly but one that’s all the more poignant in Japan, where the population is so dense.

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Southern Island has also produced a statue of Tohru in the 6″ statue line, but this is the first of their mini-busts of any of the Fruits Basket characters. Tohru is a limited edition of 2000.

Packaging – ***
The bust comes in the standard window box, with a solid foam insert to protect it. The window is a big plus if you are lucky enough to see these on the shelf of your LCS, since they allow you to see what you’re buying before plunking down the cash. Unlike the statues though, there’s no Skybox playing card included this time.

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Also, there’s no marking on the box as to what number the included bust is in the limited edition, which is a bit unusual.

Sculpting – ***1/2
While anime characters tend to be quite basic, the sculpt here does everything it can to add detail and depth the the simple character design. The hair has a nice dynamic flow to it, with some of that dynamic movement translated into the clothing as well. There’s sculpted edges on the eyes, and the mouth isn’t merely painted on, but sculpted into the face.

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The bust is a tad small if you’re comparing it to other industry standards. Most (but not all) ‘mini-busts’ run in the 6″ range, while this one is closer to 4″ tall. It’s made of a very sturd polyresin, so it won’t break easily under normal handling, but still has the heft and feel of quality that you expect. And while the bust is a bit small overall, the internal proportions (head to body, hands to head, etc) are quite good.

Paint – ***
The majority of the paint work – especially the large areas – is very clean and consistent, with good coverage and an even finish. Southern Island picked attractive colors that match up with the appropriate look for the character (unlike Hasbro, who still seem to think Venom is purple), and key areas, like the eyes and mouth have clean edges and cuts. One question I had was in the choice of black for her hair color. It tends to be shown as more of a brown in the show, but that may simply be a liberty of the need for shading and highlighting.

Not every spot exhibits the same level of quality though, especially the thinner, finer lines in the costume. There’s a little slop here, and some bleed between the blue and the white, pulling the score down a bit.

Design – ***
Tohru is an upbeat, generally happy and optimistic character, and that general attitude is translated nicely into the general design. She’s happy, she’s animated (literally), and it all is clearly expressed in the overall look.

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My favorite touch is the edition of the rat and cat on either side of her body. Unlike the Sohma’s, Tohru has no animal counterpart to spice up her collectible. But rather than simply leave out that aspect, Southern Island decided to add the two characters who are most diametrically opposed on the show – the cat (Kyo Sohma) and the rat (Yuki Sohma). This adds quite a bit of visual punch to the bust and was a very smart move.

Value – **
Most current mini-busts run in the $40 – $45 range. This has been the average price point for a number of years now, and somehow most of the bust manufacturers have staved off the effects of inflation. The Tohru bust follows the price point, but it’s definitely smaller than the usual mini-bust on the market. It’s not a terrible value, but you are getting a little less for your dollar.

Things to Watch Out For –
If you’re picking her off the shelf, check those paint ops. Otherwise, you should be good to go.

Overall – ***
Fans of the Fruits Basket show don’t have a lot of high quality collectibles to choose from right now, so they are likely to be quite pleased with the work being done by Southern Island. This mini-bust does a nice job of capturing the look and character of Tohru, and is hopefully just the start of a full set of mini-busts.

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Where to Buy –
You have a couple online options:

Southern Island carries them themselves, for the srp of $40 each.

Circle Red has all the statues at $34 each, but hasn’t listed the mini-bust yet.

Entertainment Earth has her listed at $45.

Related Links –
As I said earlier, I reviewed the Kyo Sohma statues and the Shigure Sohma statue earlier. These are all being produced by Southern Island.

May 7, 2007

QSE News: 5/8/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:59 pm

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgThe popular TV show Lost now has a firm end date. The show will continue for three more seasons, wrapping up in 2010. Series writers and producers have been asking for an end point commitment from ABC since they ran out of good ideas in season two.
  • After learning that several sets of golf clubs were stolen from a girl’s high school golf team in Michigan, Kid Rock offered help. Rock will replace all the stolen clubs with custom-made sets. The only condition Rock held is that upon delivery, the girl’s team uses the clubs to either beat up Pamela Anderson or masturbate with. Video proof will be required in both cases.
  • The band Evanescence is down to one member from the lineup the brought about the breakthrough record Fallen. Guitarist John LeCompt has been fired and drummer Rocky Gray has quit the band in the last week. We here at QSE News would like to take a moment and thank God for answering our prayers and destroying this band, but – and we’re not being ungrateful here – Linkin Park is still around.  Just saying, God…
  • Makers of a new energy drink called Cocaine have pulled their product from the shelves here in the US, after complaints about the way the marketing of the drink was handled.  According to the product webpage, the makers of the drink call it “Speed in a Can” and “Liquid Cocaine,” implying a direct connection with the drug.  In related news, troubled rocker Pete Doherty has a new favorite drink.

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(Compiled by J. Allen)

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SModcast 12

Filed under: SModcast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:46 am

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 12: A Fat Kenickie –

In which our heroes tread the boards and let loose their inner-gay via a prolonged discussion about their Broadway experiences, hold their “Damned” nut, show a lack of respect for tenth grade Thornton Wilder, try to put Snoopy in the pound, get “Grease”-y, dramatize comic books, prevent Mewes from shanking a non-comics fan with a somewhat legal stiletto, fret where the Fourth Reich will emanate from, sort out Kevindia’s geopolitical impact on the continent of Mosieria, and overuse the term “moxie”.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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Comics in Context #176: Birthday In Baltimore

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — admin @ 12:36 am

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cic2007-05-07.jpgLongtime readers know that I typically celebrate my birthday by going to see a Broadway show, including Monty Python’s Spamalot in 2005 (see “Comics in Context” #82) and Disney’s Tarzan in 2006. They may also recall that I spent the Friday after Thanksgiving last year making a day trip to see the “Cartoon America” at the Library of Congress in Washington D.C. (see “Comics in Context” #157 and 159).

That went so well that instead of seeing a play, this year I decided to go down to Baltimore on my birthday, a city I’d visited once before, in 1996. (The round trip train fare costs less than a pair of Broadway orchestra seats these days.) The principal reason for making the trip was to see Geppi’s Entertainment Museum, a showcase for pop culture collectibles, including comics, founded by Steve Geppi, the owner of Diamond Comics Distributors, the last significant English language comics distribution company standing. I hadn’t been one of the lucky people who were invited to the grand opening last fall, but I’d been waiting for the right opportunity to go ever since. And here it was, on a pleasantly warm and sunny day in the Northeast, following a few days in the 80s (highly unusual for April), and, before that, weeks of lingering winter cold.

I find train travel relaxing, and it spares me the hassles of dealing with taxi drivers and airport security. It proved remarkably easy to get from New York City down to Geppi’s Museum. After a two and a half hour journey from New York’s Penn Station, Amtrak train pulled into Baltimore’s own Penn Station, whose waiting room, with its beautiful stained glass skylights, was the first of many striking examples of local architecture I would see on this whirlwind trip. At this Penn Station I got aboard a light rail shuttle to a transfer point, where I chatted with a fellow passenger. (This, by the way, was a reminder of Baltimore’s friendly atmosphere. On my previous trip there, I was startled that total strangers would say hello to me on the street. This never happens in New York City, or Boston or Washington or even San Diego, for that matter.) Then I boarded the main light rail train and got off at the Convention Center stop, which is directly across the street from the Geppi Museum. I keep reading that the Geppi Museum is out of the way, but quite clearly it isn’t.

The Geppi Museum is housed in Camden Station, a magnificent Italianate brick building with a soaring tower, which stands next to Baltimore’s famous baseball stadium, Oriole Park at Camden Yards. The central section of Camden Station was opened in 1852, and Abraham Lincoln visited the building on four occasions; the rest of the original building, including the tower, was completed in 1867. This was the terminal for the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad, which continued to use Camden Station until 1971, by which time it was the oldest train terminal still in operation in a major American city. In the 1990s the building was restored to look as it had in 1867. In 2005 Sports Legends, a museum about the history of sports in Baltimore (the birthplace of Babe Ruth), opened on the first floor; Geppi’s Entertainment Museum opened the following year.

Entering through what I took to be the front of the building, I asked the folks at the Sports Legends admission desk where the Geppi Museum was, and was informed that its entrance is actually on the opposite side of the building. (Well, that seems appropriate: jocks and comics fans have separate entrances.) So I crossed to the other side of the lobby and ascended a staircase, past a handsome collection of vintage posters.

Then I found myself in the entrance hall for the Museum proper, whose walls were covered with even more impressive posters, my favorite being an enormous one for a Charlie Chaplin silent feature. Alongside one wall is a flatscreen TV monitor continuously running an introductory video narrated by Mr. Geppi himself, welcoming guests.

Here I was greeted by the museum’s curator, Dr. Arnold Blumberg. We had talked by phone in the past, but had never actually met until this year’s New york Comic Con. Knowing exactly what I most wanted to see, Dr. Blumberg escorted me into the museum’s largest gallery, the room titled “A Story in Four Colors.” He can doubtless attest to my reaction on entering this room, which must have involved bulging eyes and a dropping jaw.

Right in front of the room’s entrance stood a vitrine, a case with a glass top, holding beautifully preserved copies of Action Comics #1 (1938), the debut of Superman, complete with co-creator Joe Shuster’s iconic cover drawing of the Man of Steel lifting an automobile; Action Comics #2, which, though it now seems odd, does not have Superman on the cover; Adventure Comics #40 (1938), with the first appearance of DC’s original version of the Sandman, drawn on the cover by Creig Flessel; Adventure Comics #48 (1940), with the debut of the original Hourman; All-American Comics #16 (1940), in which the original Green Lantern first appeared; All-Star Comics #3 (1940), the initial saga of the Justice Society of America, the leading superhero team of the Golden Age of Comics of the 1940s; and two first issues that need no further description, Batman #1 (1940) and Captain America Comics #1 (1941).

I have seen Golden Age comic books before, and even own a few, and I have even seen copies of some of these particular landmark issues before. But to see them all together, all at once, is astonishing. And beyond the vitrine, there was a long wall lined with shelves, each filled with still more landmark issues of vintage comics. It was a treasure house! I was peering into the comics collector’s equivalent of Scrooge McDuck’s money bin, at the mother lode of this artform’s history, preserved within a single room!

Dr. Blumberg and I conversed for a while, comparing notes on our experiences teaching courses in comic books as literature, and discussing the obstacles and opportunities in persuading the culture at large that they should study comics just as people do with novels, plays and films. Eventually Dr. Blumberg had to leave for a scheduled meting, and as I faced the door to bid him goodbye, my eye was caught by a comic exhibited along another wall: Detective Comics #1 (1937), whose cover, drawn by Vin Sullivan, featured the face of the villainous Chin Lung, a ripoff of Dr. Fu Manchu! I ended up spending probably an entire hour in this room.

A wall text begins by quoting one of the Founding Fathers of modern comics, Will Eisner: “In the beginning, God made comics. . . .” Eisner was joking, but the quotation wittily sets the stage for the wall text’s version of the argument, familiar to comics scholars, that the comics artform has forebears going back to the prehistoric paintings on cave walls.

My friend and former comics editor Meloney Crawford Chadwick once pointed out to me a major reason why the mainstream culture still regarded comics with disdain. (This may seem a long time ago, but it was only in the 1990s that she told me this.) She observed that small children are considered to have grown more mature when they turn from reading illustrated storybooks to reading books with no pictures. Hence, comics enthusiasts are suspected of suffering from arrested intellectual development. The Geppi Museum wall text makes a similar point–“Although many people believe that reading words alone–prose lit–is a sign of intellectual maturity, the fact is that humans are a visual species. . . .”–and cites such early examples of sequential art (communication through a series of pictures) as the medieval Bayeux Tapestry.

The wall texts also explain Dr. Blumberg’s and the Overstreet Price Guide‘s division of comics history into nine different “ages,” expanding upon comics fandom’s traditional concepts of the “Golden Age” of the late 1930s and 1940s, in which the superhero genre was created, and the “Silver Age” of the late 1950s and 1960s, in which superhero comics were resurrected (see “Comics in Context” #58). First there is the “Pioneer Age” (1500-1828), during which many of the elements of comics–word balloons, stories told in sequential panels–were being developed. It was during the “Victorian Age” (1828-1883) that Switzerland’s Rodophe Topffer created the earliest graphic novels. Next comes the “Platinum Age” (1883-1938) when the history of the American newspaper comic strip begins with such pioneers as Richard Outcault (The Yellow Kid, Buster Brown), many strips are reprinted in comic book format, and by the end of the period American comic books begin to feature original material. The “Golden Age” begins with the debut of Superman in 1938, leading to the explosive creation of scores of classic superheroes over the next several years. Superheroes faded from popularity in the second half of the 1940s and the Overstreet Guide characterizes 1946-1955 as the “Atom Age”: this appropriately gives the heyday of EC’s horror, science fiction, war and humor comics their own “age” in between the first and second superhero-dominated “ages.” The superhero genre was reborn in the “Silver Age” (1956-1970) starting with the introduction of a reconceived Flash in Showcase #4 (1956), followed by Stan Lee’s Marvel revolution of the 1960s. This is followed by the “Bronze Age” (1970-1984), the “Copper Age” (1984-1992, my own period of activity at the Big Two comics companies of DC and Marvel), and the current “Modern Age,” specified as beginning in 1992.

In our conversation Dr. Blumberg and I agreed that these divisions into “ages” are subject to critical reevaluation, and that it is difficult to perceive which “age” is currently going on around us. Thinking further about the subject, I suspect that Overstreet’s “Modern Age” should be broken in two, and that various factors, such as the ascension of Bill Jemas and Joe Quesada at Marvel, the great expansion of the graphic novel and comics trade paperback market, accelerated mainstream acceptance, the manga revolution, and the increasing importance of alternative comics make the early 21st century landscape of American comics very different from that of the 1990s.

Overstreet’s division of “ages” applies to American comic books, not to comics worldwide, or even to American comic strips, and the “Golden,” “Silver,” “Bronze” and “Copper” Age titles traditionally apply to superhero comic books. (It is an appealing idea that the “Silver Age” was also the first age of underground comix.) The dominance of manga in the American comics market, and the high profile that alternative graphic novels now have in the culture surely show that superhero comics can no longer be the primary standard for defining American comics history.

So the Geppi Museum’s system of Nine Ages of comics may require modification, but it is still quite useful. Moreover, it is striking that this division into nine ages has moved from the pages of a collector’s price guide into the context of a museum. Just as Dr. Peter Coogan’s book Superhero: The Secret History of a Genre, serves as a first major attempt at defining the superhero genre, the Nine Ages provide a helpful tool for academic analysis of the history of American comics.

It’s also striking to see that nearly a hundred percent of the objets d’art in this room are actual comic books. There is original comic book art, too: the cover artwork for various EC comics, as well as the original art for covers of the Overstreet Price Guides, by such notables as Alex Ross and Joe Kubert. In the case of the latter, the covers portray comics characters, but the guides, of course, are not actual comics. The vast majority of what is displayed in this room are actual printed copies of comic books. I was surprised that last year’s “Masters of American Comics” show at the Jewish and Newark Museums, which mostly displayed original artwork, included so many printed copies of comic books and newspaper comics pages. But of course this was a means of exhibiting work for which the originals are unavailable, such as Lyonel Feininger’s comic strips and Jack Kirby’s “Galactus trilogy.” When Ken Wong and I co-curated “Stan Lee: A Retrospective” at the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art, we similarly used photocopies of original artwork and even pages from reprint editions of 1960s comics when we could not obtain an actual original art page we would have liked to include. But in the case of both these museum shows, the main drawing card is the original art. At the Geppi, the printed comic book, the collectible, is the center of attention.

This reminds me of the question that New York Times art critic Michael Kimmelman asked about “Masters of American Comics”: “The show includes one of Mr. [Will] Eisner’s drawings for a “˜splash,’ or title, page of his Spirit strip, and the printed version of it, each of which has its own aura, and raises the issue central to comic art: What is an original?”. After all, it was the printed version that Eisner meant for his audience to see; the original drawing was arguably just a tool in the creation of that printed page.

Back during the infamous comics speculator “boom” of the late 1980s and early 1990s, the conventional “wisdom,” and I use that term ironically, was that various collectible comics would be worth big money someday. Now we begin to see that vintage comic books are potential museum pieces. Once I got to the Silver Age section of the “Story in Four Colors” gallery, I saw comic books on display that I have copies of in my own collection. It is now conceivable that I could exhibit forty-year-old comics that I own in a gallery at some point. Art museums court fine art collectors in the hope they will bequeath their paintings to them. I foresee the day when museum curators and librarians court comics aficionados with massive collections, like, say, Fred Hembeck, to donate them to their institutions. Imagine: the Fred Hembeck Collection at the New York Public Library. You may think I’m kidding. The New York Public Library holds an enormous collection of Charles Addams’ original cartoons (see “Comics in Context” #72) and has recently begun collecting comic books. Isn’t it possible that in decades to come they would be happy to acquire a major collection of comic books from the last half of the twentieth century?

Around the corner from the introductory wall text for the “Four Colors” room are examples of comics from the 19th and early 20th centuries, including Buster Brown, leading up to the aforementioned Detective Comics #1 from the close of the Platinum Age.

The vitrine with Action Comics #1 which I saw when I first entered the room marks the beginning of the Golden Age. Walking to the opposite side of the vitrine, I found even more landmark issues of that period: Captain Marvel Adventures #1 (1941); Detective Comics #27 (1939), with the first appearance of the Batman; Detective Comics #28 (1939), which, like Action #2, fails to feature its new star on the cover; Detective Comics #38 (1940), with the debut of Robin the Boy Wonder; Famous Funnies #1 (1934), said to be the first “true” comic book, published in the format that became standard for the industry; Flash Comics #1 (1940), and (if I remember correctly) Dell Comics’ Four Color (second series) #9 (1942) featuring “Donald Duck Finds Pirate Gold,” with artwork by Carl Barks, launching his long career in Disney comics, and his writing partner at the Disney studio, Jack Hannah.

To my right was a walk with shelves packed with Big Little Books, tiny (3″ by 4 1/2″) but thick illustrated books, published starting in 1932, many of which featured popular comic strip and animated cartoon characters of their time.

There were still more Golden Age comics in a case, including Marvel Comics #1 (1939), introducing the original Human Torch and featuring the Sub-Mariner, the first comic book from the company, Timely Comics, that would evolve into modern day Marvel; More Fun Comics #53 (1940) with the debut of the Spectre; and New York World’s Fair Comics #2 (1940), featuring Superman, Batman and Robin on its cover (the first time Superman and Batman were shown together) standing in front of the architectural symbols of the 1939-1940 World’s Fair, the Trylon and Perisphere.

The Golden Age collection continued in a bank of shelves along the wall, including Four Color (first series) #16 (1941), in which “Mickey Mouse Outwits the Phantom Blot,” his supervillain nemesis, as drawn by Floyd Gottfredson; Patsy Walker #1 (1945) with its delightful cover portrait of its heroine, seated with her legs in the air, and Daredevil Battles Hitler (1941), starring the first costumed superhero to bear that name (DD, not Adolf!). I was especially pleased to see Superman #14 (1942), with its artist Fred Ray’s iconic patriotic cover image of Superman standing with an American bald eagle on his arm: I had seen the original art for this cover at “Superheroes: Good and Evil in American Comics,” an exhibit curated by Jerry Robinson at the Jewish Museum last fall.

In the case of long rows of shelves such as these, I can only mention a handful of the comics I saw on display. There were many, many more, each bearing significance in the history of comics.

Next came an enormous set of shelves showcasing comics from the Silver Age, including Showcase #4 (1956) which inaugurated that period by successfully introducing a reconceived version of the Flash, one of DC’s leading Golden Age superheroes.

Mort Weisinger’s editorial reign over the Silver Age Superman family of comics was represented by such examples as Superman’s Girlfriend Lois Lane #1 (1958) with its pre-feminist title; Adventure Comics #247 (1958), which introduced the Legion of Super-Heroes; and Action Comics #252 (1959), featuring the debut of Supergirl.

Here too were the Superman comics in which President John F. Kennedy played a significant role: Action Comics #309, which was cover-dated 1964, but, by an ominous coincidence, went on sale the month of his assassination, and Superman #170 (1964), with the tribute story “Superman’s Mission for President Kennedy,” written by Batman co-creator Bill Finger and E. Nelson Bridwell. But the reason I remember issue #170 is its cover story, one of the weirdest of the Weisinger era, “If Lex Luthor Were Superman’s Father,” written by the Man of Steel’s co-creator Jerry Siegel, in which Luthor travels back in time to Krypton and nearly marries Superman’s future mother Lara!

DC’s most important and innovative Silver Age editor was the late Julius Schwartz (see “Comics in Context” #32), the man who started the Silver Age going with the new Flash. Among the comics on exhibit that represent his contributions are Brave and the Bold #28 (1960), the first appearance of the Justice League., memorably pitting them against the gargantuan alien starfish Starro the Conqueror, and Justice League of America #1 (1960). Here too was one of the first comics in the exhibit that I also own a copy of: Justice League of America #21 (1963), titled “Crisis on Earth-One,” inaugurating the celebrated team-ups of the Justice League with their forebears, the Justice Society. Similarly, the collection included Green Lantern #1 (1960), starring Schwartz’s Silver Age version of the character, and Green Lantern #40 (1965) in which the Golden Age and Silver Age Green Lanterns first teamed up. There too was Detective Comics #359 (1966), in which Schwartz introduced the new version of Batgirl, Barbara Gordon, who would go on to co-star in the 1960s TV series. Also on display were two comics in which Schwartz revived two Golden Age Batman villains: the Riddler in Batman #171 (1965) and the Scarecrow in issue 189 (1967). I was pleased to find Hawkman #1 (1964) and one of the 1966 Showcase issues in which Schwartz resurrected the Spectre, all with extraordinary cover art by Murphy Anderson.

Speaking of Showcase, it was fun to find here unexpectedly Showcase #43 (1963), DC Comics’ adaptation of the first James Bond movie, Doctor No. It now seems strange that DC never did another Bond adaptation or an ongoing James Bond comics series, though certainly back then they would have had to clean it up considerably for young readers.

There were plenty of landmark Silver Age Marvel comics on exhibit as well. Among them was Amazing Fantasy #15 (1962) the first appearance and origin of Spider-Man, by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko; Lee and Jack Kirby’s The Incredible Hulk #1 (1962), with old Greenskin in his original gray color; Lee and Kirby’s X-Men #1 (1963), the initial appearance of Thor in Journey into Mystery #83 (1962), Iron Man’s debut in his clunky gray armor in Tales of Suspense #39 (1963) and his sleek red and gold battle armor in Iron Man #1 (1968), testifying to how rapidly Marvel’s look evolved in the 1960s; plus Jim Steranko’s Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD #1 (1968). Here too was the return of Golden Age great Captain America in Lee and Kirby’s Avengers #4 (1964).

The great comics of the 1960s inspired a new wave of young comics writers and artists who sought to build on the Silver Age’s foundation and push the creative envelope in new directions. Thus began the Bronze Age, and among the scores of comics on display in this section is Green Lantern #76 (1970), in which writer Denny O’Neil and artist Neal Adams, under Julius Schwartz’s editorial aegis, shook up the superhero genre by introducing realistic social and issues. In another comic on exhibit from the same year, Conan the Barbarian #1, writer Roy Thomas and artist Barry Windsor-Smith expand mainstream comics’ reach into the realm of sword and sorcery, a genre that is decidedly not for the small children who were once comic books’ principal audience. Another sign that the audience was becoming older was the debut of that ruthless vigilante, the Punisher in Amazing Spider-Man #129 (1974), also on display.

With a relaxation of the Comics Code, DC and Marvel ventured into the horror genre, as the museum shows with Marvel’s Ghost Rider #1 (1973) and DC’s The Demon #1 (1972), one of the 1970s projects with which Golden and Silver Age veteran Jack Kirby became an innovator in yet a third age of comics. Nearby is DC’s House of Secrets #92 (1971), in which Len Wein and Bernie Wrightson introduced Swamp Thing, and Wrightson immortalized the young Louise Simonson by portraying her on the cover as the story’s heroine.

Here too is the cult classic from Charlton Comics, E-Man #1 (1973), blending humor and superheroics. Elsewhere in this section, you can see the following classic issues. Artist Mike Kaluta unveiled his definitive visual take on the title character of The Shadow #1 (1973). Julius Schwartz turned his prowess at updating classic superheroes to Superman himself with the famous “Kryptonite No More!” story in Superman #233 (1971). Schwartz turned to co-creator C. C. Beck to help revive the long dormant original Captain Marvel in Shazam #1 (1973), with the right touch of whimsy that no one has recaptured until Jeff Smith’s current series. Stan Lee briefly returned to comic books with the origin story in The Savage She-Hulk #1 (1980).

Through several Bronze Age comics on exhibit, you can follow the radical shift turn in fortune for the X-Men series, which had been canceled at the close of the Silver Age. First, you’ll see Wolverine’s debut as a guest star in The Incredible Hulk #181 (1974). The following year, Wolverine joined Storm, Nightcrawler and other new mutant heroes in Len Wein and Dave Cockrum’s relaunch of the series in Giant-Size X-Men #1. Keep looking through the Bronze Age section and you’ll find Chris Claremont and John Byrne’s classic Uncanny X-Men #137 (1980), with the death of Phoenix.

You’ll also find Daredevil #168 (1981), in which Frank Miller not only began writing the series as well as drawing it, but also introduced Elektra to the world. The Bronze Age concluded as Walter Simonson launched his run on Thor, the best since Lee and Kirby, with the creation of Beta Ray Bill in Thor #337 (1983), also on display.

When I look over my notes on particular issues I singled out from the Bronze Age displays, I am struck by how many of them contain the seeds of the major changes we are currently witnessing in the comics artform, and business. There are few graphic novels on exhibit at the Geppi Museum, but the Bronze Age section holds three of major historical importance. There’s Will Eisner’s A Contract with God (1978), the first modern graphic novel, the forebear of all that followed. Here too is the pioneering independent comics company Eclipse’s first graphic novel, Sabre (also in 1978!), by Don McGregor and Paul Gulacy, and Marvel’s first venture into the new format, Jim Starlin’s memorable and gratifyingly adult 1982 Death of Captain Marvel (about Marvel’s version of the character, not to be confused with the Golden Age original in Shazam). The Big Two were clearly watching and adopting innovations from the new alternative comics companies that were popping up. Also on exhibit are Dave Sim’s pioneering indie comic Cerebus the Aardvark #1 (1977), Howard Chaykin’s political and sexual satire American Flagg #1 (1983) from First Comics, and the first issue of DC’s first limited series produced specifically for the new, growing direct sales comics market, Mike W. Barr and Brian Bolland’s Arthurian science fiction epic Camelot 3000 (1982).

At the far right end of the long wall with the Golden, Silver, and Bronze Age displays are the issues in exhibit from the Copper Age. Among them are Jim Shooter’s Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars #1 (1984), which launched the reign of the company-wide crossover blockbuster limited series, which still plagues us today with the likes of Infinite Crisis and Civil War. In retrospect Marvel’s flagship series may have jumped the shark with Amazing Spider-Man Annual #21 (1987), also on display. (Good heavens, Peter Parker and Mary Jane have been married for twenty years!) The Copper Age is also the age of the Grim and the Gritty, as evidenced by the exhibited copies of Batman #428 (1988), with the brutal murder of the second Robin, Jason Todd, and the even more ghastly demise of Supergirl in Crisis on Infinite Earths #7 (1985). (Both deaths have recently been undone, but they were real enough for nearly two decades.) But among the Copper Age comics on the shelves are enduring classics, including Alan Moore’s Miracleman (1985), Frank Miller’s Batman: The Dark Knight Returns #1 (1986), John Byrne’s The Man of Steel #1 (1986), Moore and Dave Gibbons’ Watchmen #1 (1986), Moore and Bolland’s Batman: The Killing Joke (1988). From the vantage point of 2007, the mid-1980s now look to me like the high point of the evolution of the superhero genre in comics, which has subsequently slid into a dead end of Grim and Gritty shock effects and shark jumping.

There ae two doors leading from the museum’s main hallway. I entered through one, near the copy of Detective Comics #1, and I exited through the other, near the wall display of representative first issues of the Modern Age. I am surprised that the museum devotes little attention to graphic novels, underground comix and alternative comics, but Dan Clowes’ Ghost World #1 (2002) was on display in this section. I also found first issues of some recent favorites of mine: Kurt Busiek and Alex Ross’s Marvels #1 (1994), Mark Waid and Ross’s Kingdom Come #1 (1996), Buffy the Vampire Slayer #1 (1998), and Alan Moore and Kevin O’Neill’s League of Extraordinary Gentlemen #1 (1999).

So, to modify one of British comedienne Catherine Tate’s catchphrases: “Was I dazzled?” Oh, yes, indeed. It was as if the whole history of American mainstream comics had taken concrete form around me, flooding me with memories.

But, of course, I’m already an authority on comics history: I could put all these comics in context. Beneath each of the comics in these immense cases there is a line on the shelf explaining its significance, such as the first appearance of the Legion of Super Heroes. But what if you are like that young comics fan I encountered in San Diego last summer who had never heard of the Legion, whose most classic period, after all, was forty years ago? What if you are a casual visitor to the Geppi Museum, who may have seen some of the recent superhero movies, but knows little about comic books themselves? What would you then make of these hundreds upon hundreds of comics exhibited in this comprehensive gallery? These are questions I will explore further in my next installment.

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You can read Dr. Arnold Blumberg’s erudite report on our recent encounter and conversation in his column at the Geppi’s Entertainment Museum website.

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR OTHER PEOPLE

In the course of the new documentary Will Eisner: Portrait of a Sequential Artist, Mr. Eisner discusses what he calls his “favorite story” from The Spirit, “The Story of Gerhard Shnobble” (see “Comics in Context” #68), about a little man who had the talent to fly, although he died without anyone ever seeing him doing it. Eisner observes that this is about “people who go through life, do great things, have moments of glory no one knows about.”

Watching the documentary I realized, of course, “Gerhard Shnobble” is a parable about the creative artist whose talents go unrecognized by the world at large. Surely Eisner must have identified with Shnobble, back in the days not so long ago when comics were still regarded as a “gutter” medium.

Lately I’ve been writing about comics artists who made a great impact on the medium in the 1970s, but who had unjustly fallen from popularity by the time of their recent deaths. What is even sadder is the case of a creative artist of remarkable talent who, for one reason or another, never received the career or the level of recognition that he deserved. Such a man is Tom Artis, a comics artist whom I only met once, but whose work I admired, and who passed away this week. I recommend that you read his friend and collaborator Peter Gillis’s tribute to him, and then take a look at Artis’s work for yourself by doing a search on the Internet. Not enough people paid attention, but Tom Artis flew.

Copyright 2007 Peter Sanderson

QSE News: 5/7/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:36 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgIt won’t come as much of a surprise to most Americans, but Spider-Man 3 was number one at the box office this past weekend with a record setting three-day total of $148 million. Spider-Man 3 broke the record previously held by Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. For those 23 people who have not seen Spider-Man 3, a van will be by shortly to take you to Spider-Man re-education camp.
  • Actress Liv Tyler will play the role of Betty Ross in the upcoming Hulk sequel. Tyler will join Edward Norton, who has taken over the role of Bruce Banner. Tyler’s character will be responsible for making Banner turn into the Hulk by forcing him to listen to her father’s band, Aerosmith.
  • It has been announced that a sequel to the film Wall Street is set to me made nearly 20 years after the first film was released.  The new film, called Money Never Sleeps, will feature Michael Douglas reprising his role of the infamous Gordon Gekko.  To get back into the character, Douglas has accepted positions with Enron, Tyco, WorldCom, Adelphia, Halliburton…
  • Finally, and in continued movie news, actor Sacha Baron Cohen will play Freddy Mercury in an upcoming biopic about the Queen frontman. Cohen himself is fresh off his breakthrough performance as Borat. Cohen is expected to play the role more seriously than his last several films by working in only one or two high fives.

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(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/7/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:35 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Two geniuses for the price of one – Jack Benny & Mel Blanc… (Thingamabob)
  • The opening credits to the first Hanna-Barbera hit, Ruff & Reddy.. (Thingamabob)

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May 4, 2007

Trailer Park Interview: Missy Peregrym

Filed under: Columns,Interviews,Trailer Park — admin @ 1:43 am

By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here…

One thing that struck me after I hung up the phone with HEROES’ Missy Peregrym is that she simply talks and thinks like someone who has better things to do than shoot the breeze about NBC’s greatest ratings superpowerhouse since MISFITS OF SCIENCE. Missy is just pleased to be working and didn’t show any signs of contemplating what the show means to her career or life right in this moment.

She has more pressing issues on her mind.

From eschewing the typical cookie cutter Actress label and all that entails to really opening up about what it is to be a woman in America, nevermind the fact that one of the unspoken rules of Women’s Fight Club in Hollywood is that you never let on that some of the images and affectations you’re expected to portray in any given role might drive some young lasses to develop an eating disorder.

What is clear, though, is that besides our mutual disdain and revulsion towards television shows like THE BACHELOR, which should be exterminated, not euthanized, Missy is not an evil shapeshifting mind bender in real life but what she is, though, is a woman who is deserving of the kind of accolades you would bestow on someone who does indeed possess a modicum of power and simply chooses to take the road that is not beset with hordes of Yes-Men and ass-kissers.

Missy just wants to live a life that’s free of scrutiny over what she chooses from her closet and free to think that while being on HEROES is a gift it’s what you give back, and what you’re willing to believe in, that makes life worth enjoying. She’s honest, direct and deeply insightful and is everything you wish more people in her line of work could be. From raising awareness to the plight of young women to eloquently iterating how it is that dysmorphia runs rampant through those who sup at the fountain of Cosmo Missy, quite simply, is the kind of woman you would hope every daughter could turn out to be. Makes you wonder whether she does possess something special in her DNA.

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: So, how are you doing?

MISSY PEREGRYM: I’ve been doing really good.

It’s beautiful in LA”¦it’s starting to get warm”¦I’m done filming”¦I don’t know what I’m doing with my life again”¦

(Laughs)

You know, the usual.

STIPP: Well then let me find out, tell me, how HEROES all came about. How long did it take for you to go from interested to having the part itself?

PEREGRYM: It all happened within two weeks. I auditioned”¦I auditioned on a Thursday or Friday, thought I did absolutely terrible, and I left feeling like, “Forget it. This sucks because this is a great show I want to be a part of but I blew it and I’ll just have to get over it.”

And then they called back. They said they wanted to see me again and it was between me and another girl and they wanted me back that following Monday. So, after that I think it was like three days and I found out. It was great. Even then we didn’t know how it was going to work out because we had to get my working papers in order as well.

STIPP: That’s right, you’re from up north.

PEREGRYM: Yeah”¦I’m an immigrant.

(Laughs)

STIPP: And had you been living in LA prior to that?

PEREGRYM: Oh yeah. I’ve been in LA ever since I came to train before filming STICK IT, I’ve been right here.

So, I’ve been staying here and I’ve had working papers but it’s only specific to which studio I’m working with at the time. Just because I have working papers, though, it doesn’t mean I can work every production. It’s tough because I’ve lost jobs over it.

STIPP: Really?

PEREGRYM: Yeah, there are things I can’t go out for because there’s not enough time to get them done. Recently, there was a pilot”¦it happens all the time.

STIPP: It must be an odd thing to contend with.

PEREGRYM: Yeah, it is. It’s incredibly frustrating but it’s so incredibly expensive to get your green card as well and it takes a long time. Eventually that’s really what I have to do and I should be putting in an application but I’m a procrastinator.

STIPP: Can’t you circumvent the whole thing by getting married in this country?

PEREGRYM: Yes, I think, but I don’t know how that all works. I think it’s still difficult but I believe if I get married here I have to stay here and can’t go back home for six months or I can go home but”¦it’s all just really confusing. I looked into it and I was proposing to people on the street. No one said yes.

(Laughs)

So, it didn’t work out that well.

STIPP: Has HEROES worked out a little better? How has filming been for you?

PEREGRYM: It’s been a lot of fun. Sometimes it’s tough because my character”¦I don’t get to do a lot of the stuff. I mean, my scenes, the way they’re written, are amazing. Now, sometimes it’s frustrating because I can’t act them out because everyone else is acting my part and I just pop up at the end and say, “Ha-ha.” So, believe me, it was great to be a part of it”¦I love the show so much and I love my character and I hope I’ll get to do a little more but it’s been a blast and I never thought I could love playing evil so much.

STIPP: I know you’re billed as a Guest Star”¦

PEREGRYM: You know, I don’t know what they’re planning for next season. The idea is that I’m coming back but nothing is contractually binding me to that.

STIPP: Since you’re saying that you don’t get to do much are you on the set a long time out of the shooting day or do you hang out to watch the production as it happens?

PEREGRYM: Well, no, not really. I’ll be around for my scenes. I have to be around for the entire scene whether or not if I’m in it but when you’re on set, you’re on set for 12 hours and that’s for your stuff. So, even though the camera time isn’t a whole lot it’s the process that takes a lot of time. And it’s important that I’m there as they’re there for my stuff because we both have to kind of interact. We have to do the same things and copy each other from the time that I morph to the time that it’s me. It’s fun, though. I think it’s a fun role for everyone else to play to because they get to step out of their character too and play it a little cheekier than usual”¦except for Ali Larter’s character because she’s already got that going on.

STIPP: Are you able to prospect for new jobs or is HEROES taking all of your time?

PEREGRYM: No, it doesn’t take a lot of my time. When it comes to the dates it’s really great”¦the only thing is because there is so much that’s going on, and since they’re really committed to making this the best show, they like to keep you around. They don’t like you leaving town. They like to keep you close. If a shot doesn’t work out or if they don’t complete their day, which happens a lot”¦why? Because it’s a tough show to film”¦That’s frustrating. Sometimes. Sometimes. But, other than that, it’s so easy and I’m really blessed to be a part of that.

It’s really difficult for those that are the stars of the show because they’re in it all the time and they’re the ones filming 12 hours a day and it’s so tiring but I don’t have to go through any of that. So”¦I kind of scored the best job there.

(Laughs)

STIPP: Now, to bring up a point, weeks and weeks ago when you were contemplating entering the fray with this show did you have an idea for how widespread the viewership for HEROES had become? The fanaticism of it all?

PEREGRYM: When I joined, I knew it was a hit, I knew it was doing really well. But, I don’t think I really understood because I don’t watch a lot of TV. The shows I was a part of LIFE AS WE KNOW IT, shows like that, things I was proud of, they did OK but it’s pretty incredible to be part of a show that’s taking off as much as it is.

What I’m proud of, really, is that everyone works so hard. The cast and crew are so nice. You just want the best for everyone that’s a part of the project. The actors really put in 100% all of the time and the writing is just genius. Every episode is interesting and I cannot even remember what is going on. I watched last night’s episode [.07%]. I had no idea what I was doing! I couldn’t remember anything because the show moves so fast. But the reason why the show is doing so well is because everyone involved is just so dedicated and creative and works hard.

STIPP: Is there extensive writing that’s done on the fly or is the script the script?

PEREGRYM: Yeah. They’re always changes. They’re always rewriting it, all the time. You’ll get the first draft the week before you go to shoot and then you’ll get 500 different colors of all the changes they make. And that’s good because once you’re there to film it, that’s it.

STIPP: This must also be the first time since you’ve been a part of something so big. Are you being recognized yet by geeks or fanboys of the show?

PEREGRYM: I really get recognized everywhere else but LA. They leave you alone out here which is great but it’s weird when I do leave I almost forget that I’ve done things and girls will come up to me and I’ll be, “Oh, yeah, I did do that movie”¦” But it’s cool because I have the best fans in the world.

STIPP: Really? Come on”¦

PEREGRYM: I have the cutest little girls coming up to me.

And you know, I thought about it, the only real comic books I read growing up were Archie comics. Like, I was a dork but I was never into that whole Sci-Fi thing, I didn’t watch a lot of TV but the one show that I really did watch was (Laughs)”¦Star Trek: The Next Generation. Every night, 7 o’clock, after dinner, with my family.

STIPP: No”¦

PEREGRYM: Yes!

It makes me laugh because I totally forgot about it until a couple of days ago. I’m down with Worf!

STIPP: Were you also down with Wesley Crusher, Wil Wheaton?

PEREGRYM: Yup! And it was only the Next Generation.

STIPP: What else, then, are you doing with your time while you’re here? Are you spending your summer doing anything in particular?

PEREGRYM: Well, nothing is confirmed, as of yet but filming for HEROES starts back up at the end of June. There’s not much time to do anything unless it starts right now.

It’s probably the effects work that’s contributing to that timeline; they are just unbelievable, to be able to do that week in and week out.

Incredible. They do such a job with it. It’s impressive.

STIPP: How are they able to churn through all the work that goes into it?

PEREGRYM: They have two crews, really, to be able and handle it. You can’t even call it 1st and 2nd unit. They have two units that are filming simultaneously because there is so much to do and everything takes a long time. It just takes an extra amount of time.

STIPP: So, what’s the lead-time then? From shooting a scene to when it airs”¦let’s take last night’s episode”¦nice boots and skirt combo, by the way”¦

PEREGRYM: Oh my God!

STIPP: I don’t and wouldn’t comment on something like that but it was obvious”¦and that was at the moment when I was telling my wife about who I was interviewing, obviously she doesn’t watch the show, and she had no clue but when you morphed back and you’re standing there”¦

PEREGRYM: That’s funny because”¦my character”¦I don’t have to commit to a lot of things. They can adapt me however they want. It’s funny because the wardrobe started out very different than that. And then, on the day of shooting, they’re like”¦we just improvised the outfit. I got a little confused. I was like, “Whoa! I’m kind of getting confused about my character. What’s going on with her? How old is she?” You kind of just have to go with the flow.

But to get back to when I shot it? Probably a month and a half”¦and not even that because I’m including the production break in-between that”¦when they weren’t airing any new episodes?

STIPP: Right.

I’m not looking for scoop, so let me preface the question like that, but without saying anything specific do you think the creators know where they want to go with the series? I’m just thinking of LOST where there’s a real sense that not even they know what’s happening on the island.

PEREGRYM: I think they have an idea of where they want to go with the characters but realize they don’t tell us very much at all”¦and when I entered they had so many other storylines going”¦and I don’t think they have a lot of time to focus on me when they have all these other things to tie up. I don’t feel my character has alliances with anybody and”¦I can tell you that I honestly have no idea what’s in store with my character.

Did that answer the question?

STIPP: Yeah, it did. I just see things from the angle that there are even more balls, characters, that have now entered the fray and, with the exception of a few quality kills, no one substantial has really exited.

PEREGRYM: And I think that’s why it’s complicated for the writers as well. I really commend them for being able to control that because I think it’s difficult to have intertwining storylines with old characters and new characters while making everything coordinate and make sense. I think it’s tough to do.

I also believe that what makes the show so enticing is that you never know who’s for good and who’s for bad, What makes the show interesting is that all the people have the capability to do good and bad things based on life experiences or temptations or normal human instincts. And it’s whether you’re going to step-up or back down, whatever the case calls for, and I think that’s what they want to do; they want to take something that’s comic book-y but keep it realistic so that people can relate to it. It’s interesting and it’s cool and it has all these effects of people with superpowers”¦but these people have some very personal, relatable issues that are happening which I think are very basic.

STIPP: It toes that line between nerdiness and drama”¦You’ve got a girl who’s adopted, you’ve got another who has daddy issues”¦

PEREGRYM: I think the writers are very good at doing that, keeping the foundation of the show rooted between those two things.

STIPP: Your parents live in Canada, right? Are they able to see your performance up there?

PEREGRYM: Yeah they do. Do you know they get it on Sunday night? They get it a day before it gets released here.

STIPP: I didn’t know that”¦.

PEREGRYM: Yup. My mom called me and said, “I saw you on HEROES” and I said, “What are you talking about? How did you see that?” “Oh, it’s on Sunday nights”¦” It makes no sense to me. I can’t imagine that whoever is in programming is OK with that because people can blog and say things on the Internet and spoil things for Monday night but I guess it’s not a huge problem. I thought for sure, at first, my mom watched the wrong show but she said, “Well, are you doing other things I don’t know about that are entitled HEROES?”

STIPP: Does she appreciate your work on the show?

PEREGRYM: Yeah. Both of my parents are incredibly supportive. I try to go back home as much as possible, get away from LA because it’s good for me”¦It’s nice that I have my family and friends to go to.

LA can be a wicked place”¦

You see that kind of thing a lot…I understand why…I can see how that happens but I know LA lives by different rules and standards compared to anywhere else I’ve ever been. I feel more comfortable anywhere else other than here. I just think it’s easy to get caught up in that whether you want to or not.

I mean I had an issue with the way people thought of me as an actress and everything that goes with that. I hated the stereotypes I was getting”¦and I hated telling people that’s what I did”¦and then with publicity, how you can get caught up with what I’m wearing now. As a result I don’t do a lot of publicity events and I eventually realized I had gone to the absolute extreme so now I have relented a little but there’s so little control over anything here. What you audition for and the jobs you get, that’s based on everyone else’s decision. Sometimes you feel like you’ve just got to let go and trust that things are going to work out.

And I’m not really speaking from personal experience but I’ve seen it as something I don’t ever really want to be a part of. It’s hard. The power of influence here is crazy, which can be a good thing, but I think it’s really tough to stand up for really good things here because that’s not what sells.

STIPP: How do you keep from being sucked into that? Is it just the support system that you have around you?

PEREGRYM: I think it’s perspective. It starts with you. What your priorities are”¦your morals and values and what you stand for. I think, with me, I am really careful about the work that I do and there’s not a lot of stuff that I love but my passion and my heart is for young girls.

I want young women to respect themselves. I want them to eat food, for God sakes, but I want them to take care of themselves. I want to inspire athleticism within young women”¦ for them to take care of their bodies and it all starts with how you think of yourself.

For me it’s about being focused on where I want to go and who I am as a person and everything else will fall as it should. But it’s frustrating. It’s definitely hard sometimes. I have my good days and I have my bad days. I live by the ocean and whenever I have a really crazy day I just go to the beach and that pretty much takes care of it.

STIPP: And I see what you mean. As someone now who is personally invested in how messages come across to young women, being the father of two girls, I can’t imagine how it must feel to be bombarded with mixed messages by how a woman should act and be.

PEREGRYM: I am so thankful for my parents, I love them for it, because it wasn’t like I had a lot of issues growing up, which I think a lot of them do now, looking at the magazines”¦how you’ve got to be skinny, so skinny”¦all the focus on the superficial”¦it doesn’t matter. It’s not going to help you grow as a person. It doesn’t help you build character and everything that magazines are talking about now will be irrelevant in five minutes; it’s not about developing as a woman, it’s about looking like one.

(Laughs)

My dad had three girls.

STIPP: Oh my”¦

PEREGRYM: I have two other sisters and we’re all very close. I’ll be 25 in June. So, it’ll be 25, 24 and 22. So”¦good luck. You will be stressed, I can promise you that.

STIPP: Well, no worries. I’ve already started an elopement fund.

PEREGRYM: And I think the reason why I have the standards that I do, especially in finding a companion, a man, I want in my life, a lot of that has to do with how my father was with my mom. He was strict but he loved my mom like crazy and I know all the things he put down in front of us as boundaries were to protect us. And, yeah, I hated it. A lot of the things, he wasn’t going to let me date until I was 16. It was like, “I’m not getting married. Let me have a boyfriend!” “It’s so unnecessary to have a boyfriend at that age,” he would say. Now that I do have one it’s very, very important to me that my parents approve of the person that I’m dating because I believe that they know what’s good for me. They know what it’s going to take to have a strong marriage and they’re going to see that I’m respected and loved and taken care of.

I think it’s important for girls to love and respect themselves and be excited to grow into everything that they are and I think that for them to do that it’s hard because the messages are so construed. I would hope girls try and see what’s really important. I think that when you respect yourself, and you’re happy with yourself, you raise a higher standard for yourself. And when you do that you allow strong people who also believe those things into your life and it’s about quality of life.

Everyone I know is, “If it’s fun, then just do it.” Yeah, it’s permissible but not everything that’s fun is good for you. It’s about women and girls actually caring what they really instead of being told what they want. Figuring those things out will help you meet better men and it’ll hopefully lead to you having better families, better children, it just goes from there. It’s a chain link really.

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Nocturnal Admissions: TV Review, How I Met Your Mother v. Rules of Engagement

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:30 am

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A remarkable event occurred on Monday, February 19th, 2007. In fact, the evening may go down in television history. That was the night that How I Met Your Mother, on CBS at 8 pm, and the new sitcom Rules of Engagement, also on CBS, but at 9:30 PM, aired episodes that told the exact same story.

Now it is true that in the long history of television, many plot points tend to get repeated. After all, there are only so many stories, and a lot of hours to fill on way too many stations. In consequence, longterm TV viewers will see the repetitious use of certain season padding tropes. In dramas, there’s the “temporary blindness” trope (used in shows from The Untouchables to Dynasty), there’s the “loss of memory” trope (Miami Vice, among many others), the “false arrest” trope (soap operas since the dawn of time), and so forth. But, for two different shows to have the same plot premise on the same network on the same night, well, that’s historic.

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In the How I Met Your Mother episode called “Stuff” a fight breaks out between the show’s young Manhattanite lovers, architect Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor) and TV newswoman Robin Scherbatsky (Cobie Smulders), over the amount of clutter in his apartment, junk that in fact had been given to him by numerous ex-girlfriends. She finds this disheartening and distracting and demands that he remove it all.

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In the episode of Rules of Engagement, called “Young and the Restless,” a fight that breaks out between the show’s young lovers, Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich), professions unknown. Adam revealed in passing that the nice big bed he took out of storage to accommodate their sleeping needs is the same one he used while dating a predecessor, Sonya. This outrages Jennifer, her philosophy being, “I cannot sleep or do other things in a bed you bought with your ex.” She finds the presence of the old bed disheartening and distracting and demands that he remove it.

To have not only the same network air what amounts to the same story in two different sitcoms, but even worse, and against the odds, on the very same night is tantamount to, oh, say Universal and Fox releasing big budget volcano movies in the exact same year. Actually that did happened ““ both Volcano and Dante’s Peak came out in 1997, so maybe the proper stance to take is wonderment that such coincidences don’t happen more often, especially in that plot-hungry abattoir that is the network sitcom’s Writer’s Room.

In fact fans of both Mother and Rules should be grateful. CBS offered its viewers a perfect, almost laboratory level opportunity to compare and contrast the two sitcoms, to weigh and assess their virtues and faults in relation to each other.

How I Met Your Mother, now in its second season, is a congenial comedy about two couples and the fifth wheel single guy whose presence puts their intimacy in sharp relief. Rules of Engagement is (or was) a acerbic comedy about two couples and the fifth wheel single guy whose presence puts their intimacy in sharp relief. Hmmm, well, perhaps the differences are found deeper.

For one thing, Mother‘s cast is warmer. The two couples, Ted and Robin, plus kindergarten teacher Lily (Alyson Hannigan, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and lawyer Marshall (Jason Segel, a veteran of the cult favorite Freaks and Geeks), are warm and engaging people who actually like each other, unusual in a sitcom context where the modus operandi is generally insult humor, unattached to character motivation or plot logic. Neil Patrick Harris plays Barney Stinson, the power suited womanizer, but one can’t even take him seriously as a relationship threatening roué, because he, too, is ultimately soft and nice. The gimmick of Mother is that the events we are watching, set in the present, are the anecdotes told by Ted to his children about “how I met your mother,” with the older Ted voiced by Bob Saget. This allowed the writers to play a curious game: withholding information about just who it is Ted ends up marrying (though at least viewers know from the narration that it’s not Lily). This pitch-meeting level gimmick proved not to be essential to the show, however, and has been progressively minimized. Without it, How I Met Your Mother remains surprisingly funny and the characters are attractive and well-cast, helping the series earns viewer loyalty.

Rules of Engagement, by contrast, is a mid-season replacement that made its debut on February 5th, and is currently on hiatus after seven episodes (a common network practice employed as far back as Seinfeld, which went on to become a hit). Engagement‘s gimmick is to look at relationships from three different but simultaneously stages of love. David Spade’s Russell represents hedonistic singledom. Young love is represented by David and Jennifer. Long-term married life is embodied by Megyn Price’s Audrey and Patrick Warburton’s Jeff. With its single Casanova and its young and old couples in grumpy contrast, the show is a cross between the concurrent Mother and the Fox sitcom ‘Til Death, itself a variation on the earlier Fox show, Married … With Children. The problem with Rules, as highlighted by the two similar episodes, is that its characters aren’t very likable, being either skuzzy (Russell) or dumb (the young couple). Worse, it traffics in that same old and tired insult humor that has afflicted the worst sitcoms since the 1970s. The sole attraction Rules holds is in Warburton and Price, who immediately seemed convincingly cozy together. Warburton’s line readings are unpredictable, and Price, a veteran of earlier sitcoms, is endearing as a wised up “older” wife.

As the two shows played out their similar plots, it was clear that for Mother the premise of old-girlfriend-artifacts was a single step in a larger story, perhaps prepared long ahead by the writers, because at the end of the episode the pair decide to move in together (though there are subsequent episodic complications). For Rules the fight over first the bed and then some other romantic artifacts is just an excuse for an insult fest that results in the inevitable fake resolution hollow hug, the last refuge of the lesser sitcom. The couple has “learned” something, but only until their next contrived fight in a future episode.

So though it was a potentially embarrassing coincidence, the airing of same story sitcom episodes proved helpful. In fact, more shows should air the exact same stories. There should be a rule that at least once a season all sitcoms should build a story around the exact same premise, which viewers can use as aesthetic measuring sticks, the way film buffs compare different versions of Ben-Hur and Exorcist: The Beginning.

Party Favors: TIME 100

Filed under: Columns,Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:13 am

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partyfavors2007-05-04.jpgYONKERS – Once again Time Magazine has put out its 100 Most Influential People issue and completely blew me off. In the interest of spite, can I make fun of all 100 people picked before me? David Spade does have permission to steal any material in this article. He needs the help.

Tina Fey: Did I miss 30 Rock being the ratings sensation of 2006 stories? The show is limping in for a second season. She’s the Sheriff had bigger numbers.

Youssou N’Dour: Isn’t this the 20th anniversary of him being pushed into the limelight? Not saying the guy doesn’t deserve a listen, but he’s a cult musician’s cult musician.

Anna Netrebko: The Russian soprano does look nice in red next to the piano. If only she was a mail order bride.

Justin Timberlake: What? He influenced a lot of people to avoid seeing Black Snake Moan.

Sacha Baron Cohen: Borat is so 2006.

Leonardo DiCaprio: I never bought him as a Southie in The Departed.

Nora Roberts: My mom doesn’t read her.

Rick Rubin: Another flashback to 1986.

Marin Scorsese: What a tough pick. Last year he was a flash in the pan.

Cate Blanchett: You know what you did.

Alber Elbaz: The pic made me think they nominated Peter Sellers.

America Ferrera: She doesn’t look Ugly in this picture, although she has the Betty thing working.

Simon Fuller: The man who killed the music.

Brain Grazer: After all the crap he pulled at the LA Times, why did they allow this man in their magazine.

John Mayer: All that matters is that he’s boffing Jessica Simpson. Screw her once, way to go. Keep the relationship going for longer than a month, I question your ability to exist in an intelligent universe. Has Joe Simpson given him notes?

David Mitchell: He wrote a book. I’ll judge him when the movie comes out.

Kate Moss: Do a lot of coke. Let your kids be watched by a junkie. Be a superstar! I don’t want to be influenced by this skank.

Rosie O’Donnell: I was disappointed when her feud with the Donald ended without mutual destruction.

Brad Pitt: He didn’t fight to have his name on the Oscar for The Departed. Too busy holding kids to fight for an Academy Award moment? Plus he’s making “Ocean’s 13.” The nightmare continues. Nice to see the writer skip over the fact that he was boffing Angelina Jolie while still married.

Sondra Rhimes: Grey’s Anatomy makes me fear visits to the hospital since I know my doctors would rather be screwing than stitching me up.

Kara Walker: I guess she’s an artist that does multi-media.

Brian Williams: He’s influential cause his name isn’t Katie Couric.

Queen Elizabeth II: Huh? I wanna get her haircut, right now!

Tzipi Livni: Anyone that Condoleezza Rice can gush about is on my suspect list.

Archbishop Peter Akinola: He’s going after America’s Episcopal Church for electing a gay bishop.

Liu Qi: If I say anything about a Chinese leader, this column will be banned in the Far East.

Condoleezza Rice: “As Secretary of State, Rice, 52, has consistently communicated to the world that although the U.S. is a great nation, it is not perfect.” This is especially come true when it comes to our intell when we invade your country. Pardon the dust we make of your citizens.

Omar Hassan al-Bashir: Any enemy of Don Cheadle is an enemy of mine.

John Roberts: At least he doesn’t have the stripes on his robe.

Sonia Gandhi: If I say anything about her, those call center folks will never let me get another outgoing phone line.

Raul Castro: The Tommy Aaron of dictators.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hopefully he’ll run for another 4 years instead of making “Terminator 4.”

General David Petraeus: John McCain gives him a sloppy kiss the mag. If it was anymore “loving,” the general would be kicked out.

Hillary Clinton: Don’t you already feel nostalgic for the Rodham?

Hu Jintao: Another Chinese leader. Another chance to get banned from taking part in the Olympics as part of the drinking team.

King Abdullah: Thanks for making me pay $3 a gallon to gas up. Hope you have enough gold plated toilet paper for your family.

Nancy Pelosi: Why does she have that hideous laugh? And why can’t she embrace Colbert?

Barack Obama: I think he might run for president.

Michael Bloomberg: He will buy you!

Ayatullah Ali Khamenei: I’m not in the mood to see me burned in effigy.

Pope Benedict XVI: He’s the Raul Castro of Popes. I keep imagining his name is written on masking tape on the Pope’s door bell.

Angela Merkel: Think she got teased about Merkle’s Boner?

Osama bin Laden: This is just a trap. Time expects him to show up at the party and then Obama and Pelosi will shoot him.

Oprah Winfrey: St. Oprah will save the world from evil rappers! She wants us to go green, but then she pimps gas guzzling cars to her audience.

Elizabeth Edwards: Best neighbor a rural guy will ever have in North Carolina.

Warren Buffett: He gave $31 billion to Bill Gates. Cause Bill really needs the bucks. I heard Melinda has been making Top Ramen for the last month.

Drew Gilpin Faust: Was this woman named by Thomas Pynchon?

Wesley Autrey: I always fear getting to close to the subway platform in case a nutjob wants to push people in front of the train. At least we know Autrey will save us.

Tony Dungy: If Rodney Harrison hadn’t been on the DL, Tony would be spending this summer wondering if Peyton will ever will the Superbowl.

Roger Federer: Does anyone really watch men’s tennis? Why not list the world’s Jokari champ?

Tyra Banks: Did you buy her record?

Youk Chhang: Eagerly waiting for Angelina Jolie to adopt him.

George Clooney: He’ll save the world, but he’ll still punish us with “Ocean’s 13.”

Michael J. Fox: When will Jason Bateman play him on Broadway?

Timothy Gittins: He drinks Bud Light. There goes his shot at being the face of Miller Lite.

Judith Mackay: She’s trying to stop smoking in Asia. What does she expect me to do with all my Godzilla ashtrays?

Chien-Ming Wang: Dice-K will destroy you!

Maher Arar: The Syrians told the Bush White House that this Canadian citizen wouldn’t be tortured. If you can’t trust a terrorist country, who can you trust?

Thierry Henry: He’s French and plays soccer. Two reasons to ignore him in America.

Zeng Jinyan: See the Chinese policy as stated above.

Garry Kasparov: Big Blue misses you.

Amr Khaled: They say he’s not a household name in the West. Really? I suggest a vowel to get him big in Iowa.

Al Gore: He knows how to go green with a little help from Willie Nelson.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Brings science to “The Colbert Report.”

J. Craig Venter: I prefer to sample my microbes and proteins in day old peanut butter sandwiches.

Lisa Randall: I know about hidden dimensions. It’s inside the dryer and sucks down only one sock at a time. Sometimes they open up above my bed and leave a woman’s earring on my wife’s pillow. It’s science!

John Mather: He was never nicknamed “the Beaver.”

Elizabeth Blackburn: This woman works with ponds scum. I recommend her as the next manager of the New York Yankees.

Alan Stern: He’s in charge of NASA’s Science Mission. He’s the one hiding my jet pack!

Tullis Onstott: He finds organisms frozen in ice like Packer fans.

Svante Paabo: He’s in charge of evolutionary genetics. He’s making us all look like Elvis, like Mojo Nixon sang.

Steven Nissen: How can he be a big time doctor if he’s not pimping pills on TV?

Richard Dawkins: Never nicknamed “Chocolate Thunder.”

Chris Anderson: He came up with the idea that “Many of us see the same movies and read the same books because the bookstore can store only so many books and the movie theater can play only so many movies. There isn’t enough space to give us exactly what we want.” That why you have to put the DVDs in the binders and get rid of the plastic boxes. You can store more that way, Chris!

Paul Allen: They fixed his teeth in the drawing.

Monty Jones: Think he’s a fan of Monty Python?

Klaus Schwab: The man who banned me from Davos when I wanted to deal with the economy of dating Liz Taylor.

Nora Volkow: Tom Sizemore wrote her article. I didn’t recognize it since it didn’t feature him melting down mid-sentence and bitching about the prosecutor.

Frans de Waal: Does this primatologist have Lancelot Link Secret Chimp in his DVD player?

Douglas Melton: He works in stem cells. How come you never hear about petal cells?

Kari Stefansson: He believes “the more similar its members’ genetic profiles,” they have “the similar risk for certain diseases.” This explains why America still has bouts of Pac-Man Fever.

Richard Branson: Mark Cuban wrote the profile which is fitting since these two billionaires both hosted dud reality shows. Richard does have the better haircut. Maybe Mark should grow the Fu Manchu?

Cyril Ramaphosa: Remember when we had bold union leaders?

Erik Lie: What a great name for a lawyer. Eliot Spitzer writes that Lie “is the Mapquest for the SEC’s investigation.” Has Spitzer ever used Mapquest? The third to last direction is always bogus. What a recommendation.

Pony Ma: He created the “QQ” internet community in China. Thank goodness he didn’t go for “RR.”

Chad Hurley and Steve Chen: The makers of Youtube, the place that will let you break copyright, but gets ticked off if you show a little skin.

Katsuaki Wantanabe: When’s Michael Waltrip going to get into a race?

Bernard Arnault: Indie film guy Harvey Weinstein gushes about the head of Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton. It’s just wrong. Harvey should be talking about the folks that run Yuengling beer. Enough with the expensive French crap.

Clara Furse: Runs the London Stock Exchange, where the economy is based on exporting Benny Hill shows.

Ken Lewis: When the CEO of Bank of America drops by my house, I charge him a $5 service fee to use my toilet.

Lakshmi Mittal: Who needs steel when we have plastic!

Shigeru Miyamoto: He invented the wii controller that destroyed your flat screen TV. Who knew cyber-badminton would be such a costly sport?

Rhonda Byrne: She came up with “The Secret.” I’m wishing she’d deposit her checks in my bank account. Make come true!

Steven Cohen: How come you never hear about Shrub Funds?

Steve Jobs: Mr. Snake Oil. Sure he wants to get rid of copy-protection on downloaded songs, but he won’t let netflix use Safari on the Watch it Now feature. How come people in Japan don’t have a problem hooking their video iPods into TV sets to watch on the big screen?

Philip Rosedale: Who needs “Second Life?” I’m waiting for “Fifth Life” where I’m a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Ho Ching: See the rule about anyone in China.

Indra Nooyi: Ever since KFC (owned by Pepsico) dumped their lunch buffet, I refuse to eat there.

Stephen Schwarzman: Ever since the Blackstone Group bought BMG Music Service and Columbia House, I’ve stopped getting the 12 for 1 CD offers. He’s a bad influence.

Michael Moritz: He backed Yahoo and Google. Perhaps he’d like to invest in Snide.com? The search engine allows you to find rude and negative things about a topic. In a matter of seconds, you can write David Spade’s Showbiz Show.

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Weekend Shopping Guide 5/4/07: Bag O’ Peanuts

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Seven volumes into Fantagraphics magnificent chronological Complete Peanuts collections, we’ve finally hit what may consider to be the fully-realized golden years of the strip in The Complete Peanuts: 1963-1964 (Fantagraphics, $28.95 SRP). Charles Schulz’s artwork had gelled into its iconic style, the characters are familiar, and the recurring motifs are fully in place. What’s delightful about these complete presentations, though, is that there are plenty of never-before-collected surprises to be found, including characters that were introduced and quickly discarded. This volume’s introduction is courtesy of Bill Melendez, who brought the characters to animated life during this period. I already can’t wait for the next volume…

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Long the stuff of cultish cinema geeks, you can now own a lavish, beautifully restored box set featuring the Films of Alejandro Jodorowsky (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). While Tarantino and Rodriguez’s Grindhouse still plays in theaters across the country, partake of this even more intense filmmaker’s oeuvre, championed by the likes of John Lennon, Dennis Hopper, and Marilyn Manson. The films featured in the set are El Topo, Fando Y Lis, The Holy Mountain, and La Cravate. In addition to audio commentaries, interviews, galleries, and a feature-length documentary, the set also features the original soundtracks to Holy Mountain and El Topo. This set is going to make a lot of people very happy.

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There are plenty of people that enjoyed the original Broadway production of Dreamgirls (Paramount, Rated PG-13, DVD-$34.99 SRP). I’m not one of them. I couldn’t help thinking, while watching its thinly-veiled sequence of events, that I’d much rather see the real story of Berry Gordy’s Motown and the rise to fame of The Supremes, their eventual sacrifice before the altar of Diana Ross, and the incredible music that accompanied it. Instead, we get a filtered version, as a musical, with songs that pale in comparison to the highwater originals. As a film adaptation of the musical, Dreamgirls still has those flaws, but at least is buoyed by the performances of Eddie Murphy and Jennifer Hudson – who, while not Oscar-worthy, certainly holds the screen. The 2-disc special edition features extended musical numbers, a feature-length documentary, audition/screen test footage, behind-the-scenes featurettes, image galleries, and more.

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If only Disney were as on the ball with their Muppet Show sets as they have been in getting the complete run of Dinosaurs out on DVD. The series wraps up with the release of the complete 3rd & 4th seasons (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP), the 4-disc set of which features all 36 episodes, plus audio commentaries, a featurette on the social messages featured in the show, a look at Baby Sinclair, and more.

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The author of numerous pop culture travel books, Chris Epting turns his eye towards the rock and roll landmarks of North America with Led Zeppelin Crashed Here (Santa Monica Press, $16.95 SRP). If you’re planning a road trip in the near future and would like to stop by the secret site of David Bowie’s Diamond Dogs rehearsals, or where Ozzy bit the head off a bat, this is the companion for you.

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As shocking and disturbing as you’d expect, the documentary Suicide Killers (City Lights Pictures, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) explores the culture and motivations of the suicide bomber. Featuring interviews with family, thwarted bombers, and footage of the preparations of a bomber, it’s a riveting look at a shadowy, and ultimately deadly, life decision. Bonus features include additional interviews/scenes and the theatrical trailer.

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While everyone remembers him as Perry Mason, Raymond Burr also starred as the wheelchair-bound San Francisco Chief of Detectives Robert T. Ironside, who becomes head of a special crime-fighting division of the SFPD. Running from 1967-1975 (with a groundbreaking feature-length “pilot” aired in 1966), you can now rediscover the series with Ironside: Season 1 (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). The 8-disc set features all 28 first-season episodes, plus the pilot film.

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It may be winging its way toward completing its final season, but you can indulge in another round of comfort food with the 8th season of King of Queens (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP). The 3-disc set features all 23 episodes, with guest stars including Ray Romano and the always welcome Huey Lewis.

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By the 6th season of Will & Grace (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP), the show had settled into a rather comfortable cruise control, with the stories becoming fill-in-the-blank farce and the now-cliché parade of guest stars never far off. The 4-disc set features all 23 episodes, plus an outtake reel and the usual complement of useless “themed” featurettes.

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Knowing what’s to come, there’s an almost palpable sense of a ticking clock for Shannen Doherty in the second season of Beverly Hills 90210 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$54.99 SRP). I don’t know if it’s in my head, but I can practically feel the axe coming, and Brenda’s out-of-state sojourn looming. Oh yes, and Ian Ziering’s hair is still very achy-breaky awful. The 8-disc set features all 28 episodes, plus a trio of featurettes, including an overview of season 2.

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If you want to binge on all that Spelling-brand soapiness, follow-up 90210‘s sophomore year with the second season of Melrose Place (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$54.99 SRP), in which Heather Locklear’s Amanda is in full gear and steamrollering all in her path. This 8-disc set features all 31 episodes, plus audio commentaries from Darren Star on select episodes, and a trio of featurettes focusing on everything from the “baddest moments” to the various and sundry relationships.

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As the current season rapidly comes to a close, be sure to pick up 24: The Official Companion to seasons 3 & 4 (Titan Books, $16.95 SRP). Filled with episode synopses, behind-the-scenes information, cast & crew interviews, and oodles of photos, it’s exactly what you want in a show companion.

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The original was no classic, but the remake of The Hitcher (Universal, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP) manages to be even more forgettable a horror flick, but with the all of the slick visuals we’ve come to expect from Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, an alternate ending, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and more.

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And let’s wrap up where we began, with end with Charlie Brown – who just so happens to be the first in Dark Horse’s series of limited edition, numbered “Classic Peanuts Character” sculptures ($39.95 SRP). Standing 5″ tall and limited to an edition size of only 1200 pieces, they’ll look quite keen on the shelf in front of your Complete Peanuts volumes.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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QSE News: 5/4/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:04 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgAlternative Rock heroes The Jesus and Mary Chain may be headed back to the recording studio for the first time since 1998. Band members were overheard discussing the possible studio time at this past weekend’s Coachella Music Festival. The band is reportedly sick of doing “low grade junk” and are hoping to sell enough new albums to get back to “the real knock you off your ass for 2 months [EXPLETIVE DELETED].”
  • Rapper Busta Rhymes was arrested in New York yesterday morning for drunk driving. Rhymes was not available for comment at press time, but his agent released a statement that read “Busta was not drunk on alcohol but instead was drunk on love… love for America, puppy dogs, apple pie, baseball, God and the children of this world that deserve love.”
  • Oliver Stone has directed a new commercial challenging the current Bush administration to bring the American troops home. The commercials will feature an Iraq War veteran and was produced by MoveOn.org. The commercial will be four and half hours long.
  • A new video making the rounds on the internet shows a drunken David Hasselhoff being chastised by his 16-year-old daughter.  In the video, Hasselhoff is sitting on the floor of his Las Vegas home while his daughter, Taylor, tells him “You’re throwing your life away.”  We here at QSE News wish David all the help in the world, but would also like to point out that drinking won’t make you forget what you stuck in KITT’s tailpipe.

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/4/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • You just know what the end result is going to be when launching a little brother via a bean bag jump… (Thingamabob)
  • I wonder if they comp Bruce Willis at the game… (Thingamabob)

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May 3, 2007

The Fred Hembeck Show: Episode 100 – Lucky Purple Pants

Filed under: The Fred Hembeck Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am

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And thanks so very much to YOU for tuning in, friends – after all, what kind of a show would we have without an audience?

Well, a canceled one, I imagine.

Which leads me to this next announcement – with this initial triple digit reaching episode, “The Fred Hembeck Show” is going on hiatus. No, we’ve NOT been canceled – this little break is entirely my doing. The thing is, I need to devote a goodly chunk of my time in the days directly upcoming to a specific fun-filled project – one I’m not quite prepared to announce just yet, but will, worry not, when the time is right!

In the meantime, I still intend to post a smattering of short entries over on my Fred Sez blog, so if you’re a mind to, keep checking there. Should events merit it, I may even pop back here with a fresh episode – Ken and Kevin would no doubt want you to keep checking THIS site as well! Hey – there’s always Peter Sanderson to keep an eye out for, y’know…

This isn’t goodbye, gang, just see ya later!

Copyright 2007 Fred Hembeck

QSE News: 5/3/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:07 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgAuthor Chuck Palahniuk has announced that a movie based on his novel Choke will begin production next month.  Having been in development for years with several writers and directors attached, the version of the book that will be made was written and will be directed by Clark Gregg.  Contrary to popular belief, Choke tells the story of a man who pretends to choke to swindle rich people out of money, and is not a biography of former INXS front man Michael Hutchence.
  • Mascara clad bands My Chemical Romance and Panic! At The Disco will be providing songs for an upcoming Smashing Pumpkins tribute CD. Other bands tapped to donate song include The New Amsterdams and (+44). When asked for comment, Pumpkins’ Billy Corgan said “I guess it’s fitting that My Chemical Romance and that Panic! At the whatever are recording some of my songs since they’ve stolen everything else I’ve ever tried to do.”
  • Actress and sexpot Keira Knightly has claimed that she felt devastated after rumors began circulating that she was anorexic.  Knightly, who is best known for being hot and from her role in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, has long been the subject of eating disorder rumors.  Knightly claimed that when the news hit she was “so depressed, she couldn’t bring herself to eat a thing.”

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/3/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop? (Thingamabob)
  • And how many idiot executives does it take to f*** up a classic ad? (Thingamabob)
  • Conan makes George Lucas smile his half-hearted, creepy smile… (Thingamabob)
  • Stan & Ollie in their last on-camera appearance, via rare color home movie camera footage… (Thingamabob)

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May 2, 2007

Toy Box: Thinkway SPIDER-MAN 3 Room Guards

Filed under: Columns,Toy Box — admin @ 12:10 am

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Yep, this is the week. You know what I’m talking about. That is unless you’re from another planet, and living there under a rock all alone. Or you’re a woman.

That’s right, this is the week for Spider-man 3. This is also the week that begins a MASSIVE summer movie season, with major blockbusters hitting every weekend from now through August 10th. The sheer number of major films hitting this year is staggering, and we’ll have Spider-man 3, Shrek 3 and POTC 3 all in theaters for Memorial Day weekend. That’s some heaving hitters!

We’ve been getting hit with Spider-man product for several months now in anticipation of the film, but if you’re like me, you’ve been less than impressed. I’m not a card carrying Hasbro hater, but even I have to admit that they’ve pretty much screwed the pooch on their offering. But thanks to a guest review on my site last week by Big Guido, I have found some very cool TOYS (please note the emphasis on the term TOYS) for the film.

Back a few years ago, when Toy Story first hit, a company called Thinkway Toys made one of the coolest toys we’d seen in years – the talking Buzz Lightyear. It was a huge hit that year for Christmas, and became one of those legendary releases. Now, Thinkway is back with some more cool goodies this time for the new Spider-man film. They’ve made three ‘room guards’: a Spider-man, Sandman, and Goblin. I picked up the Spidey and Goblin for today’s review.

Spider-man 3 Room Guards

While these are technically motion sense room guardians, they are also very cool action figures. If you’re looking for something for your kids to have fun with based on the movie, these might just be what you’ve been waiting for.

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Packaging – **
The external box is the usual mass market contrivance. It has a j-hook hanger on top, but can sit on a shelf as a box as well. At least sort of. The box has a slightly curved top and bottom, making it tough for it to actually stay standing on one end. There’s also all the usual twisties, and I think the package weighs an extra pound just from the million ties holding him in place. And it’s definitely not collector friendly, since you’ll pretty much destroy things getting him out.

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There’s also a little weirdness going on here. Both figures have pegs screwed onto the bottom of their feet. These pegs can attach to the bases, and that’s what the instructions imply. That means the figure would stand about a quarter inch up off the base, and can’t really stand on flat ground without the base. Ain’t that weird?

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Actually, it probably makes sense. I’m betting that Hasbro wasn’t interested in Thinkway – or anyone else – competing with them for ‘action figures’, so when they got the license to do these room guards, they had to come up with something that would make the figures less ‘action’, more room guard. Screw a couple posts on their feet that attach only to the room guard, and you have a solution.

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However, all you need is a Philips screwdriver, and you’re good to go. In fact, there’s an alternate hole on the bottom of the character’s feet that also fits the pegs on the base, so even once you’ve removed the posts, they can STILL stand on the base. And viola – now they’re really action figures too!

Sculpt – ***
It’s important at this point in our discussion to keep that term TOYS clearly in your head. If you’re looking for collectible action figures of a high quality that are designed to look life-like and make women swoon, then you’re looking in the wrong spot. But if you’re looking for some cool, fun toys that both collectors and kids can enjoy, these are an excellent choice.

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Both figures stand about 8 inches tall, which makes them a tad too small for other sixth scale lines, and much too big for most other 6 – 7″ lines. These really only fit in with other figures in the room guard series, but with three out already – and rumored plans for at least a Venom as well – you can make a reasonable movie set up.

Spidey has the webbing and insignia sculpted on, giving him some texture and dimension. The proportions are good if not perfect, and he’s made from a very lightweight plastic, making it possible for him to hold some pretty difficult positions. Even though he’s lightweight, I didn’t find any joints that felt weak or easy to break.

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This Goblin is the new version, more thrasher than villain I suppose, but if you don’t mind the design he looks pretty good. There’s a ton of detail work on the backpack, but I was disappointed that the weapons are permanently attached, and not removable or usuable.

Again, his proportions are good, but he has some huge honkin’ feet. They are more anime or vinyl toy style, and did seem a bit out of place. Still, it means he can stand extremely well in a number of awkward poses, so that’s a plus.

Paint – ***
These are classic mass market paint jobs. Most of the large pieces of plastic are cast in the color they need to be, with smaller areas painted on. The paint work is fairly clean, but consistentcy is focus, not the highest possible quality.

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The small, silver webbing on Spider-man is a bit sloppy, but not quite as much as I expected from a toy of this style. There’s also some poor cuts on the Goblin between colors, but none of it is terrible, and none of it is bad enough to interfere with the purpose of these figures – to be fun.

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Articulation – ***1/2
One of the strong suits of these guys is the articulation, which is surprising for something that’s supposed to just stand there and yell at you for coming in the room.

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Both have neck joints similar to Marvel Legends, where the peg/disk allows the head to tilt forward and backward (quite a bit in Spidey’s case), and turn side to side. I had to really twist hard to break Goblin’s neck free (painted stuck), but once I did it worked well. It didn’t quite have the range of movement that Spider-man’s has due to the slightly more confining sculpt, but it was still decent.

Both have ball jointed shoulders, jointed on both sides, that work quite well, and ball jointed hips that are designed to allow the leg to move all the way forward and out to the side. However, because of the butt sculpt, the legs don’t go backward very far.

Both also have double jointed knees and elbows, and cut joints at the waist, thighs and ankles. The wrists have a cut joint for turning, along with a pin joint so it can move forward and back, and the middle two fingers on both hands have a pin joint so he can take the traditional ‘web shooting’ pose. The ankles also have a pin joint, and a rocker joint as well, plus the mid-foot has a pin joint. Finally, there’s a chest joint that allows a good range of movement, and holds positions pretty well.

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That’s a LOT of articulation for a toy that theoritically didn’t need it. Perhaps Thinkway knew Hasbro was dropping the ball on the ‘action’ in action figure? Or maybe they’re just smart when it comes to making fun toys.

Accessories – ***
The only accessories are the room guard bases, which house the electronics. Both are done in the same rock style, although they are cast in different colors. Press the button on the top, and it plays a random line. Press it quickly twice, and the motion sensor activates, playing a line when any intruder is spotted. I’d tell you how to deactivate it, but since I’ve replaced my Brink’s system with a number of these placed strategically around the house, I don’t think it would be a good idea.

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Both figures have a number of cute sayings, intended to scare off any intruders. Or at least amuse your kids.

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Neither of the bases are using the actual actor’s voice, but rather some poor slub who happened to be hanging around the sound booth that day. Both figures attach to the base easily with the pegs removed, or you can just pose them in the same general vicinity.

Fun Factor – ****
While the sculpt and paint might not be ideal, these do make for really fun toys. They take poses extremely well, have tight, sturdy joints, and are a nice scale for small hands. I just wish there were more figures in scale with these that kids could play with.

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Value – **1/2
At around $17 – $20, you’re paying a pretty good chunk of change for the room guard feature. If you’re buying them just for action figures, that’s a bit hard to swallow, but don’t over look the many fun uses for the room guards. Maybe you don’t have kids that want them, but you can always take them to work and place them in strategic locations.

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Things to Watch Out For –
I suspect that mass market consistency will make these all about the same, with no real perfection but no real issues either.

Overall – ***
These aren’t going to wow your fellow geeks with their life-like appearance. They’re toys, and they are meant for kids to have use in having fun. But there’s plenty of us out there that still collect toys, because we love what the represent. Sure, perfect pop culture collectibles are nice too, but we shouldn’t forget that great toys are cool as well. And that’s what these guys are – great toys.

If the pricing had been $15 or less, I would have given these guys another half star. As it is, I plan on picking up the Sandman for my son as well, and having some fun with him re-enacting scenes from the film, and making up a few new ones of our own.

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Where to Buy –
Target has the best price I’ve seen at about $17 each. You can find them at most major retailers, however.

Related Links –
As I mentioned Big Guido did a guest review of the Spidey last week, and I reviewed some of the smaller Hasbro figures a couple weeks or so ago.

QSE News: 5/2/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:06 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgBoy George was arrested over the weekend for allegedly falsely imprisoning and assaulting a 28-year-old man.  The former singer for the band Culture Club, George was released on bail with a court date scheduled for July. Even though the singer has had numerous run-ins with the law, these allegations are perhaps the most shocking, as it’s hard to believe that a man would admit to getting his ass kicked by Boy George.
  • Soulman R. Kelly is producing a song in honor of the victims of the Virginia Tech Shootings. The song, titled “Rise Up,” will be available May 15 and all proceeds will go to the Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund. In unrelated news, R. Kelley has also finished his 32nd song about filthy, deviant, sexual escapades and will make the track available later this spring.
  • Director Peter Jackson is shopping a new script around Hollywood, hitting up every studio except New Line. The relationship between Jackson and New Line has soured in the wake of an ongoing legal dispute over royalties earned from the phenomenally successful Lord of the Rings trilogy. Jackson’s new script is said to be a complete departure from anything he’s done in the past, meaning there will be no homoerotic/bestiality/midget tossing in the film.

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/2/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • “I’m a Marvel… And I’m a DC…” (Thingamabob)
  • Eviscerating Kevin Federline, Mad TV style… (Thingamabob)

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May 1, 2007

Interview: Chuck McCann

Filed under: Interviews,Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:20 am

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-by Joe Corey

mccann-02.jpgChuck McCann is a stealth superstar of showbiz.

While many of you may not immediately recognize his name, odds are high that you’ve repeated his classic catch phrases: “How about a Hawaiian Punch?” “I’m Cuckoo for Cocopuffs!” “I said lunch, not launch!” And “Kibbles ‘n Bits, Kibbles ‘n Bits. I’m gonna get me some Kibbles ‘n Bits!”

He was on the legendary First Family record. The comedy album about the JFK White House sold 9 million copies and won the Grammy for Album of the Year in 1963. Chuck not only appeared on the record, but put up the money.

You might recognize his face from his 50 years in movies and television. He was in The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter, Herbie Rides Again and Silent Movie on the big screen. And when it comes to TV, he’s appeared with nearly the history of crime fighters including Kojack, Columbo, Starsky and Hutch, CHiPs, Police Woman, Hill Street Blues, Matt Houston, Knight Rider and The Rockford Files. Although for a lot of grown children, he’s remembered for being Barney against Bob Denver’s Junior in the Krofft’s Far Out Space Nuts. Did that help?

He recently appeared on The Girls Next Door teaching Bridget Marquardt how to do voiceover work. Now you know who he is.

mccann-03.jpgThe Party Favors had a chance to call up the man who taught a Playboy covergal how to sell a product with just her voice. Chuck is promoting ,Cool McCool: The Complete Series, a boxset from BCI containing all 20 episodes. The animated series features a superspy with a Jack Benny accent taking on colorful villains. It was a more flamboyant version of Get Smart. The characters were designed by Bob Kane, best known for creating Batman.

McCann did tons of kid shows in the greater New York City area for nearly every channel including a Dumont network affiliate. I asked him if it was a weird experience going from the guy who introduced the cartoons to becoming animated?

“No, because I did puppets on my show, too,” Chuck said. “I did puppets for Paul Ashley. We did Rootie Kazootie for NBC. I wound up doing an act with Paul where I did impressions for the voices of the puppets. I started to create my own puppet voices when we created new characters. They were unique characters like Mr. McNasty, Mildred and Lester. Al Brodax, a great animator, had a bunch of shows for King Syndicate. He wound up hearing me and becoming a fan of mine. He asked me if I’d do the voices for Cool McCool, a new animation series he was doing. There was three of us. Carol Corbett, Bob McFadden and myself. Bob played Cool and I wound up doing 90 percent of the other voices. I could do multi-voices.”

Unlike today’s animation where a voice actor can record all their lines separately and have them digitally edited together without much fuss, Cool McCool was done like a live radio play. Chuck wasn’t given time to get into the various characters.

“We did them at once as they came up on the script. And so you had to change them that fast. That’s why they used me. But I could have done Cool.” Chuck starts repeating a few espionage lines. Chuck did enjoy working with McFadden and their interaction during the recording sessions. “We were like a jazz band. it was almost like a trio. Because you’re at the microphone and we didn’t have the electronic editing. We’re cutting it like an arrangement.”

Bob Kane did more than lend him name to the series and cash a check. “Bob Kane was at the sessions. He created those characters. They’re very Bob Kane-like,” Chuck said. “It was an adult look.” Brodax’s next major project would be the much more adult Yellow Submarine featuring the Beatles. By the way, Peter Max had nothing to do with the art in that movie.

Chuck remembered those days when kids’ programs mixed the levels of humor so it didn’t appeal to a defined demographic. “My show in New York was very much like that. What I did visually, I did for the kids. What I said, I said for adults. I had a big, wide range audience because my stuff was considered broader than most kid shows. It was a comedy show. It certainly wasn’t Captain Kangaroo.” Chuck would know that since he got his start playing Sailor Clyde on Captain Kangaroo.

Chuck was part of the most infamous moment in children’s TV. On New Year’s day 1965 Soupy Sales told the kids that their parents were still sleeping from the night before. He asked the kids to go into their parents’ wallets and purses and find the “little green pieces of paper with pictures of George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Lincoln, and Jefferson on them, send them to me, and I’ll send you a postcard from Puerto Rico.” Soupy was fired from the show because of this stunt. Chuck’s show at the time aired on the same channel as Soupy.

“When Soupy was fired off the air, they made me go in and apologize for him,” Chuck said. “I went in and said, I can’t do that. The program manager told me that I have to do it. It was in my contract. So I went down to the studio and got on the set. I had Soupy’s crew there. They all knew me. I could see the program manager standing in the back of the studio. I said, ‘A few days ago, Soupy came on the air and told you to take the money from your dad’s pocket, put in envelope and send it to him. This was a terrible, terrible thing. Soupy made a terrible mistake.’ You could see the manager in the back nodding his head like that’s it. The crew looked at me like I was so terrible for saying that. And I said, “It really was a big mistake on Soupy’s part since he forgot to give you the address. It’s WNEW…..” Shit hit the fan. A roar went up from the guy. It was really stupid and Soupy was brought back.”

In the end the management’s fear that somehow the kids took Soupy’s plea for cash seriously was unfounded as the thousands of dollars never arrived at the station. “There was no big money,” Chuck said. “They were getting pennies and nickels.”

But cash would show up in the mail. Chuck told a story about a female fan that would send him hand drawn reproduction of money. “She meticulously sat there and drew every bill.” He discovered that she also sent fellow on TV host Joe Bolton wads of the artistic currency. “He was there before me and would get $100,000 a week from the woman.” In addition to fake money, “She drew the stamps and they were cancelled.”

In addition to doing the various voices on Cool McCool, he contributed a multitude of short vocal roles to The Jetsons. Chuck couldn’t quite remember which bit characters he did. “I forget. I’ve done so many voices for Hanna-Barbara. Everything from The New Schmoo to Drak Pack to CB Bears. I always loved the Schmoo. He looked like tremendous bowling ball with a mustache.”

McCann also served as fill in voice for quite a few famous characters. “When Daws couldn’t come in to New York, I did Yogi Bear. I did an album called Wake Up America With Yogi Bear. I did all the characters.” He does a quick run thought of Yogi, Boo Boo and Ranger Smith that was more entertaining that John K’s Yogi cartoon. “I did Bullwinkle for General Mills. I created the Cuckcoo Bird for Coco Puffs. I was not only Sonny, but I was Gramps.” And with that Chuck breaks into the voices showing he can still push a chocolate coated cereal. You can find several of his Coco Puffs ads on YouTube.

Unlike some showbiz people that fear the internet, Chuck sees it as useful for letting folks follow his resume. “I think its a blessing. When you’re a character actor, you’re buried under make up. I was Oliver Hardy for 40 years for Anco windshield wipers Jim MacGeorge was Stan Laurel, with Stan’s blessing.” Those were the ads that featured Laurel cutting off Hardy’s necktie to help the wiper blades. “I did one with Groucho Marx,” Chuck mentioned.

Remember that if you ever meet anyone with a tale of working with Groucho Marx, you must immediately ask, “What was it like meeting Groucho?”

“Fantastic,” Chuck said. “We really hit it off. We did the commercial in about two hours and we were out of there. They asked me to keep him occupied for a while since he was known for having a short fuse. He didn’t. He had a wonderful time. He said, ‘What are you doing for lunch, McCann?’ We went to a restaurant across the street from my office. About six of the guys working at the studio came with us – they automatically invited themselves. Then we all wound up across the street at my apartment where I had a screening room, ’cause I had a production company. He started talking about Day at the Races. And I said, ‘I have a print of Day at the Races.’ So I ran a 16mm print for him. He would go, ‘Stop it! Stop it! Let me tell you about this.’ And he would talk about the scene we had just seen. He did that with about three of his films. When we finished it was ten o’clock. The phone rings and it was his nurse wondering where he was. She had tracked him down. She was so pissed at me. He had a wonderful time. I later met him at the Playboy Mansion.”

Chuck is friends with Hugh Hefner and gets to enjoy movie nights at the Playboy Mansion. The screening room in the living room is equipped to show 35mm and projected video. “(Hefner) grew up as a kid always saying, ‘I always wanted to be able to show movies in my living room.’ He loves the living room and having people coming in, sitting down and watching the films. That is his dream and that’s what he created for himself.” Chuck’s own screening room is more about the cinema experience. “I grew up in the Roxy Theater. My father was an arranger. I grew up in the dark, sitting in front of a proscenium arch and watching movies that way. That’s what I created in my house. I have a stage. I like the lights and the curtain open.”

mccann-05.jpgChuck and the inner circle of movie lovers that meet at the Mansion are very active in working with UCLA, The Library of Congress and Eastman House in finding films for preservation. They’re a very giving group, including Hef.

Seeing how Chuck was featured on a recent episode of Girls Next Door, I raised the internet rumors that Hef has settled on Holly. This season’s focus seems to be on the girls finding work outside being Hef’s girlfriends as if Bridget and Kendra’s time at the Mansion was coming to an end.

“No. No. No. No,” Chuck said. He doesn’t see the Big Love ending anytime soon in the Holmby Hills or on E!. “The show is a hit and the reactions they’ve gotten this year have been tremendous. It is fun getting to look at the way they live. And believe me, they’re all that way. Bridget is the sweetest kid. Kendra is hysterically funny. I fall down with her. Holly is just a love. She’s Hef’s main squeeze.”

The bigger question is if Bridget has a career doing voiceover work. “I think she has potential. She’s going to class and has a great teacher. Unfortunately they didn’t pick the best takes. She did a very sexy host voice for a perfume. They didn’t use that.”

While taking about Carol Burnett suing Family Guy over using her image, I ask Chuck what would happen to animation if Phil Silvers ever sued all the cartoons that ripped him off as a character. Chuck gives a hearty laugh.

“I loved Phil. He was a good pal. He used to call me up and say let’s do coffee. He was on my show. I did a special with Phil and Pat Morita. He was a funny, intuitive man.”

Another of Chuck’s comedy role models was Jackie Gleason. “He was over at the Adelphi Theater. I used to go over and sit in the balcony and watch him. I idolized him. He idolized Laurel and Hardy. Who didn’t? I had Marlon Brando’s attorney here. He said, ‘You know, Marlon Brando’s biggest love was Laurel and Hardy.’ Go figure.”

Chuck is upset that the cinematic legacy of Laurel and Hardy is being abused by the companies that have the rights to the films. Even in the age of DVD, this comic twosome’s best material has either been kept in the vault or released in substandard prints (such as the TV edited version of Sons of the Desert).

mccann-06.jpgChuck’s cult film The Projectionist is now out on DVD. He plays the projectionist at a large movie theater. He daydreams and daydreams into the various movies he’s playing including Casablanca and Flash Gordon. The evil theater manager was played by Rodney Dangerfield.

“I loved Rodney. We had a couple of laughs on that. He couldn’t believe it. He’d say, ‘What kind of a movie is this where you gotta come to work on the subway?’ We were rebel filmmakers at that time. I had just finished making The Heart is a Lonely Hunter. This guy came out of the woodwork named Harry Hurwitz. He sent my manager a one sheet copy of the premise. My manager told him that I’d never do it. But by law, my manager has to show it to me. I took one look at it and said, “Where is he? This is the best thing I’ve ever read. This is exactly what I want to do. It’s Walter Mitty! Does he have the money to do this?’ We figured out how to do it. It took us a year.”

What’s amazing about the film is the numerous film clips that pop up. How could a film with such a small budget get to use Citizen Kane? “David Picker (at United Artists) was the one who helped us. He loved the idea and did a different version of it with Steve Martin. ” That film was Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid, which had Martin solve a case while stepping through the best Film Noir flicks.

After being a projectionist, Chuck went on to play a theater manager in Foul Play. This wasn’t supposed to be a case of typecasting. Chuck was lined up to be the cop, but he was booked on another film during part of the shoot. Brian Dennehy landed the badge role. Chuck was able to show up for the smaller role and get to share screen time with Goldie Hawn.

Seeing how Chuck was in Herbie Rides Again and Knight Rider, I had to ask which car was more cooperative on the set. “Actually, I love Herbie,” Chuck declared. “Kitt was fun. I work with David Hasselhoff a lot.” Chuck never worked on Baywatch. “He wanted me to, but I was busy.” Well that’s one less red Speedo on the screen. But this raises the amazing concept that McCann is tight with The Hef & The Hoff. If only Felicity Huffman showed up at the Mansion, he’d be hanging with The Hef, The Hoff and The Huff.

Even with the numerous cop shows on his resume, Chuck has yet to appear on any CSI or Law and Order series. “I haven’t done a CSI. But I’m about to do a Boston Legal. ” He’s going be working with The Shatner. Perhaps we should refer to McCann as “The Chuck”? He’s earned a “The” for his name. But Chuck Norris and Chuck Woolery might put in a cease and desist order.

Every time stars are interviewed about working in animation, they joke about how they don’t have to spend hours in makeup and can do the work in their pajamas. Has Chuck ever run into stars in their PJs in the vocal booth? “No. But Brando showed up in a dress one time to do a voice over. It’s the Gospel truth. He wanted to get into the character and showed up in a dress.”

What does McCann think of the studios that load up with name stars to read for animated films? “Some of them are good, but some of them should stay home. Robin Williams is terrific.”

Chuck is filled with praise for the vocal work of Wally Wingert, who also produced the bonus features on the Cool McCool boxset.

“There are guys out there today that are very talented like Wally Wingert. Wally is the best. He calls himself the modern Chuck McCann. He’s very active and doing a lot of work. He helped me with Bridget. He is in love with the genre. And you have to be to be a superior voiceover artist.”

When Chuck guest starred on Diff’rent Strokes, did he sense that those kids would get into so much adult trouble?

“No,” Chuck said. “I loved Gary Coleman. He was a sweetheart. I didn’t get to know (Todd Bridges). You just wanted to hug Gary. He was a great kid. He’s a good actor. One day he’s going to do something outstanding that’s going to blow everybody away.”

“It’s so tough for a kid in this business. Everything is out of proportion. The popularity and the fame. And one day it goes away. Success is like arsenic in a way. You take a little at time in small doses you build up an immunity. But if you get it all at once it’ll kill you.”

The idea of a child star returning to acting after going through a rough patch brings up Jackie Earle Haley’s Oscar nominated comeback in Little Children (due out on DVD on May 1).

“I want to see more of him,” Chuck said. “He’s a helluva an actor. I was glad to see Alan Arkin win since we’d worked together.” They had co-starred in The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter.

On the topic of the Academy Awards, Chuck has agreed to help with the Party Favors campaign to get Gordon Willis a lifetime achievement Oscar for his ground breaking camera work. Willis wasn’t even nominated for The Godfather and Manhattan. It’s time to give the Prince of Darkness his shining moment. If you’re a member of the Academy, please second Chuck’s request for Gordon Willis to receive a standing ovation at the Kodak Theater in 2008.

mccann-04.jpgAnother thing the Party Favors is pushing is for Rhino to finally put out Far Out Space Nuts. The Saturday morning series featured Chuck and Bob Denver as two food delivery guys who accidentally get shot into outer space. Chuck is eager for a complete collection with all 15 episodes getting released. I’d enjoy hearing Chuck’s commentary tracks for a boxset.

“From your lips to God’s ears,” Chuck said. “I want that not only for myself, but for Bob Denver. I had a lot of fun. I created that show with Earl Dowd. Marty and Sid Krofft were credited, too.” When showing the younger friends H.R. Pufnstuf and Land of the Lost, they all ask the same question: Were the Kroffts on drugs? I ask a man who was there. Was Lidsville really a lidsville?

“No. No. No. No!,” Chuck said. “If you could have only been there.”

According to Chuck the only thing that ever got lit up at Krofft was the Sigmund and the Sea Monsters set. “The studio burned down. The stage exploded and the studio burned. Everybody almost lost their lives. Billy Barty was stuck in his costume. It sucked all the air out the studio. The walls buckled and collapsed. It was started in the foam material.” Luckily no one was harmed. “They wound up building two new stages. And we inaugurated them with Far Out Space Nuts. The stages were huge and gorgeous. We used one for the moonscape.”

With our time growing shorter, I asked for any memories of his time on Fanstasy Island.

“Herve Villechaize was talking about his love of making movies rather than television. Mickey Callan and I are on stage listening to him,” Chuck said. “Ricardo Montalban turns to Herve and says, ‘You know something, Herve. I got a feeling that this Fantasy Island is holding you back.’ Within two weeks he was gone. It was incredible. I don’t think Ricardo had him removed. Before that I worked with Herve in New York. He played one the elves to a Santa Claus I did.” But there would be a third meeting with Herve in the Friendly Skies. “We reunited on a 747. I was walking up the aisle and so was he. The plane hit an air pocket and he literally fell into my arms. He was a sweet guy.” Hard now to hear Herve’s Tattoo yell, “Da Plane! Da Plane!” without seeing him in midair.

The conversation ended with the subject of Lindsay, Spears, Paris and Nicole. He can’t believe the pack of photographers and tabloid journalists chasing after those girls. “I do not envy success,” Chuck said. “I don’t. That’s why I love doing my characters. I don’t have people bugging me. It’s a pleasure to be able to go into a restaurant. These people are hounded. There’s a big price that comes with this.”

Chuck has been a major success as a stealth superstar. He has been a part of our lives without being an overbearing nuisance. He’s the type of guy you pray to have in the seat next to you on a cross country plane flight. When he says “Hello,” you’ll realize how much he’s been a part of your life.

If you are curious about Chuck McCann’s work, click here.

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QSE News: 5/1/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:11 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgFormer Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has announced the track listing for his upcoming album, Memory Almost Full.  The disc, which is scheduled to be released on June 5th, marks McCartney’s 21st studio effort and his first in over two years.  Among tracks such as “See Your Sunshine” and “Vintage Clothes,” fans will be treated to freshly-penned songs “You’ll Never Get My Money, You [EXPLETIVE DELETED]” and “Hey Heather, I [EXPLETIVE DELETED] In Your Leg You Whore,” both of which detail McCartney’s divorce from Heather Mills.
  • Courtney Love has announced that she is planning on selling numerous artifacts from her deceased husband, Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain.  The various items, including the singer’s clothes, will be sold by Christie’s Auction House with the proceeds going directly to Love and her daughter.  The move has shocked many fans of the band as most were convinced that Love had ran out of ways to milk money out of her dead husband’s name years ago.
  • Indie music label Touch & Go Records will soon be unveiling a music download store featuring the label’s entire catalog. Touch & Go representatives said the site will also be the only place to download any music by Steve Albini. While several people are applauding the move, some in the recording industry say the label hasn’t gone far enough, especially with regard to making anyone on Earth actually care that this music is available.

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/1/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:08 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • I can think of no better teacher than Big Bird – even if the pupil is Sid Caesar… (Thingamabob)
  • And who can forget when that big yellow turkey visited The Muppet Show.. (Thingamabob)
  • Preview the first 9 minutes of Ratatouille(Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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