Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Boy George was arrested over the weekend for allegedly falsely imprisoning and assaulting a 28-year-old man.  The former singer for the band Culture Club, George was released on bail with a court date scheduled for July. Even though the singer has had numerous run-ins with the law, these allegations are perhaps the most shocking, as it’s hard to believe that a man would admit to getting his ass kicked by Boy George.

• Soulman R. Kelly is producing a song in honor of the victims of the Virginia Tech Shootings. The song, titled “Rise Up,” will be available May 15 and all proceeds will go to the Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund. In unrelated news, R. Kelley has also finished his 32nd song about filthy, deviant, sexual escapades and will make the track available later this spring.

• Director Peter Jackson is shopping a new script around Hollywood, hitting up every studio except New Line. The relationship between Jackson and New Line has soured in the wake of an ongoing legal dispute over royalties earned from the phenomenally successful Lord of the Rings trilogy. Jackson’s new script is said to be a complete departure from anything he’s done in the past, meaning there will be no homoerotic/bestiality/midget tossing in the film.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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