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September 17, 2007

Comics in Context #194: Eternal Verities

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — admin @ 12:03 am

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cic2007-09-17.jpgHaving spent the last several months covering this summer’s major movie and DVD releases associated with comics, animation, and megaheroes, and reviewing comics exhibits at two museums, I can at last turn to a subject that I’ve wanted to address for a long time: Neil Gaiman’s revival of Jack Kirby’s The Eternals, illustrated by John Romita, Jr., which was collected into a hardcover edition earlier this year. It’s been a long time since I’ve done one of my close readings of a comics series in this column, and Eternals affords me a perfect opportunity.

Last year, to pave the way for the Gaiman revival, Marvel reissued Jack Kirby’s original Eternals series from 1976-1977, collected into a handsome hardcover edition. This was long overdue, and I suspect that it would not have happened when it did if Gaiman had not agreed to write an Eternals series. In the course of critiquing the Gaiman series, I will be referring to and critiquing the Kirby Eternals as well.

One of Kirby’s inspirations for The Eternals was Erich von Daniken’s 1968 book Chariots of the Gods?: Unsolved Mysteries of the Past, which purported that extraterrestrials visited Earth in ancient times, that they became the “gods” of ancient religions, and that they were responsible for amazing achievements such as the construction of the Egyptian pyramids and Stonehenge. One of my friends in my school days was a staunch believer in von Daniken’s book, and I found his efforts to convert me tiresome and irritating. The book is scientific nonsense, but it provided Kirby with a fruitful basis for his fantasy epic.

According to The Eternals, in prehistoric times the First Host of the Celestials, enigmatic aliens of colossal size and tremendous power, came to Earth and experimented on humanity’s apelike ancestors. Although the phrase did not exist in the 1970s, as far as I know, the Celestials were engaging in genetic engineering. As a result, the Celestials created three species of humanity. There were the Eternals, immortal, handsome beings who could not be killed, who lived upon mountaintops, and who developed superhuman abilities, enabling them, among other things, to fly through the air. There were the Deviants, grotesque creatures who lived beneath Earth’s surface, and who were genetically “unstable”: whereas a normal human child may resemble his or her father and mother, a Deviant child was radically different genetically from his parents. Finally, there were the “ordinary” human beings, like you and I, who lived on Earth’s surface, midway between the Eternals of the sky and the subterranean Deviants.

Humans of ancient times thought of the Eternals as gods or superhuman heroes. Hence, the ancient Greeks thought that Zuras, ruler of the Eternals, and his daughter Thena, were Zeus, ruler of the gods, and his daughter Athena. The people of ancient Rome mispronounced the name of the Eternal called Makkari as “Mercury.” Ordinary humans thought of the grotesque Deviants as devils and demons.

In The Eternals Kirby further developed certain concepts he had been developing since the 1960s. He previously demonstrated his interest in genetic engineering by co-creating the High Evolutionary, who debuted in Thor #134 (November, 1966). This master geneticist accelerated the evolution of animals, transforming them into his “New Men,” who had human intelligence, the power of speech, and semi-human physiques. In Thor #146-152 (1967-1968) Kirby and Stan Lee revealed that the Inhumans were the result of genetic experimentation by the extraterrestrial Kree. Later, in stories for DC’s Jimmy Olsen, Kirby created “The Project” (later dubbed Project Cadmus) and its sinister counterpart, the “Evil Factory,” both of which experimented in genetic engineering and cloning.

More importantly, through the 1960s and 1970s, Kirby returned time and again to the concept of two warring races of “gods” or “superhumans,” with ordinary humanity caught in the middle. There were Thor and his Asgardian allies against Loki and the forces of evil. There was Professor Charles Xavier and his team of X-Men pitted against Magneto and his Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. There were the “good” Inhumans such as Black Bolt arrayed against Maximus the Mad and his Inhuman allies. There were the HIgh Evolutionary’s noble New Men, called the Knights of Wundagore, and his archfoe, the Man-Beast, an wolf that evolved superhuman powers, who would lead other renegade New Men. Most prominently, in his “Fourth World” comics, Kirby depicted the benign New Gods of New Genesis in conflict with the satanic Darkseid and his fellow gods of the planet Apokolips.

In various respects the Eternals and Deviants are similar to the New Gods of New Genesis and Apokolips. Darkseid and his minions seek the Anti-Life Formula and conquest of the universe. In Kirby’s Eternals series the Eternals go to war with the Deviants to prevent them from conquering the Earth and attacking the Celestials.

But if the focus of the Fourth World books was on thwarting Darkseid’s quest for ultimate domination, in The Eternals Kirby appeared less interested in the battles between the Eternals and Deviants than in a more challenging subject: the nature of God. In my columns about the second Fantastic Four movie (see “Comics in Context” #184–185), I have investigated how in Lee and Kirby’s “Galactus trilogy,” the Watcher and Galactus represent different visions of God: a benevolent God who is unwilling to interfere directly in human affairs, and a God of wrath who has sentenced all of humanity to death. In the Fourth World books God is represented by “the Source,” who is unseen and mysterious. The gods of New Genesis consider the Source to be benevolent, and their leader, Highfather, who significantly resembles an Old Testament patriarch, can communicate with him. But those who attempt to breach the Wall in outer space which separates us from the realm of the Source are punished by being transformed into “Promethean giants,” imprisoned, immobile, on the wall.

The Eternals represent the gods with a small “g” of ancient mythologies, who possessed human-like personalities and emotions, whose powers, though vast, were nonetheless limited. The Celestials represent God with a capital “G”: all-powerful and beyond human comprehension. The Source was mysterious, but was nevertheless clearly benevolent towards the New Gods of Apokolips. In contrast, the motivations and goals of the Celestials are almost wholly enigmatic. In the present day of Kirby’s Eternals series, the Fourth Host of the Celestials arrive on Earth, apparently to spend fifty years studying human civilization. At the end of that time, the leader of the Fourth Host, Arishem the Judge, is to deliver his verdict. If it is negative, humanity and the Earth will be destroyed. The odds do not look good: the series’ omniscient narrator tells us that over the ages the Celestials have performed genetic experiments on numerous worlds, and that not one world so far has received a favorable judgment.

But what is the basis for Arishem’s judgment? What do the Celestials expect of us? In Kirby’s vision the Celestials created humanity for reasons that remain unknown and expect us to fulfill some purpose that likewise remains unknown. This is the human dilemma in real life. Why are we here? If God exists, what does He expect from us?

Like the Galactus trilogy, Kirby’s Eternals is a tale about the possible end of the world. According to Christianity, the end of the world is the time of the Last Judgment; “Arishem’s” name looks as if it were a Hebrew word, but he too is to deliver a Last Judgment. Moreover, as I’ve suggested in the past, the end of the world can serve as a metaphor for one’s own mortality. Arishem’s “fifty-year judgment” fits the metaphor. One’s own death may seem a long way off–perhaps fifty years–but within a period of time that nonetheless seems uncomfortably short.

Although Kirby is considered an icon today, and his Eternals remains a remarkable achievement, back in the mid-1970s it was a commercial flop.
But why?

One reason might be that, when it is read one issue at a time, the series seems to meander. As with the Fourth World, Kirby had created a vast tapestry, and would move from one set of characters in one issue to another set in the next issue. So, for example, the efforts of Ikaris, Thena, Sersi and Makkari of the Eternals to thwart Deviant Warlord Kro’s attack on Manhattan in issues 3-5 are followed by Ajak’s confrontation with three SHIELD agents in issues 6-7, and then Kro and Thena’s journey to undersea Lemuria in issues 8-10, which introduce two new significant characters, Karkas and the Reject. This series isn’t like, say, Spider-Man, which keeps its star, Spider-Man, in the spotlight in every issue.

Nor do Kirby’s Eternals storylines always receive conventionally satisfactory conclusions. Kro’s invasion of Manhattan halts not because he was defeated, but because he meets his former lover Thena and, his feelings for her aroused, he agrees to a truce. In Kirby’s Eternals Annual #1 a super-strong being named Tutinax is transported through time to the present, where he begins a titanic battle with the Reject. But the fight abruptly ends when Tutinax simply fades back to the past, and possibly because the story had run out of pages. Though Kirby’s dynamic battle scenes in Eternals make fight scenes in contemporary superhero comics look tame, he understandably seems less interested in standard superhero combat than in unveiling the next set of wonders he has devised for the audience.

It should be no surprise that the Kirby Eternals reads better collected into a single volume than it did as separate issues. I wouldn’t be surprised if Kirby thought of it as a serialized version of what we would now call a graphic novel, in the days before that format existed.

There’s also the problem that Kirby was less adept at dialogue than Stan Lee, or Roy Thomas, or various other writers who were working at Marvel and DC in the 1970s. At times Kirby definitely shows a tin ear for dialogue: “That’s funky corn,” Makkari tells Sersi (Kirby Eternals collection, p. 73), as the rest of us go “Say what?” However, rereading the Kirby Eternals, I find the dialogue to be much better than I remember, sometimes producing truly well-turned phrases, as you shall see. It’s true that the dialogue may seem dated by today’s standards, but Kirby was working in the melodramatic style that was standard in superhero books at Marvel and DC at that time. (I recall one editor instructing me in the 1980s, “Write more purple.”)

A particular problem with the Kirby Eternals may be that its heroes really did not conform to the Marvel mode. One thinks of a Marvel superhero as a seemingly ordinary human who lives a realistic daily life, but who assumes a costumed identity to go on fantastic adventures. Even Lee and Kirby’s Thor, a Norse god, transformed into the human surgeon Don Blake. The Marvel heroes’ everyday identities make it easier for the readers to identify with them. Kirby’s lead character in Eternals, Ikaris , may initially pose as a human called “Ike Harris,” but he drops this “secret identity” almost immediately. Kirby’s Eternals lack “normal” human identities and lives: they are full time “gods,” if you will. Normal humans, such as Margo Damian and Dr. Samuel Holden, may hang out with the Eternals, but very much remain subsidiary characters. Moreover, in classic Marvel series of the 1960s, the heroes had ongoing personal problems, which many have condescendingly referred to as “soap opera,” but that allowed for still further reader identification. Again to cite Thor, there was the thunder god’s doomed love for the mortal Jane Foster, forbidden by his father Odin. Kirby’s Eternals has no such subplots. Marvel introduced three-dimensional personalities to the superhero genre in the 1960s, but Kirby’s Ikaris, Makkari, Ajak, and Zuras, seem flat in comparison. This isn’t true of the entire Eternals cast: Thena, Sersi, Kro, the Reject, Karkas, and Sprite all develop multidimensional personae as the series goes along. But none of them is the central figure of the series. Indeed, Kirby’s Eternals really has no central figure, since not even Ikaris appears in each issue.

Recently in his blog Mark Evanier pointed out that Steve Ditko, co-creator of Spider-Man and Doctor Strange, disagreed with what became the classic Marvel approach to portraying its superheroes: “The company dynamic had evolved into offering a diet of “˜heroes’ who were either flawed or uncertain of their own heroism and values. That’s not the way Ditko saw the world.” (http://www.newsfromme.com/archives/2007_09_11.html#014000). And indeed, Ditko characters like the Question definitely don’t go in for self-questioning.

All of this suggests to me that it really was Stan Lee who was primarily responsible for something that is considered a quintessential Marvel concept–the flawed, self-doubting hero–since his principal collaborators in the 1960s, Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko, pursued a different direction when they subsequently wrote their own superhero comics.

So The Eternals was canceled in 1977, apparently so fast that Kirby did not have the time to devise a satisfactory conclusion to the series, or perhaps he simply did not want to; the final issue, 19, simply wraps up the concluding three-parter about Ikaris’s attempt to stop his evil cousin Druig from finding and using a Celestial weapon. As far as loyal readers were concerned, Arishem was still standing in the Andes, contemplating the forthcoming fifty-year judgment.

Marvel writer/editor Roy Thomas reintroduced the Eternals in Thor in the 1980s. In Thor #300 (for which I was a consultant on the plot) the gods of Earth’s pantheons, such as the Asgardians and Olympians, attempted in vain to defeat the Celestials, but Arishem delivered an early judgment in Earth’s favor, and the Fourth Host departed the planet. There was a twelve-issue Eternals series in 1985 and 1986, illustrated by Sal Buscema and initially written by Peter B. Gillis; editor in chief Jim Shooter disliked Gillis’s scripts, so Walter Simonson wrote the final four issues. Of all the attempts to portray the Eternals before the Gaiman revival, the Gillis-Simonson series was by far the most interesting and creative, but it has been grossly underrated and did not lead to an ongoing series. Subsequently Marvel demonstrated no interest in using the Eternals outside of one-shots and guest appearances, and certainly none in reprinting the original Kirby series. In 2003 Marvel even produced a ghastly mini-series called The Eternal, which utilized the names like “Eternal” and “Celestial” from Kirby’s series but otherwise had nothing to do with it. I expect that if Neil Gaiman had not accepted the offer to write a new Eternals series, the recent flurry of interest in the characters would not have occurred.

Gaiman’s first issue opens with a medical student named Mark Curry, and perceptive readers who already know the Eternals will realize that if you pronounce that name fast, you will get “Makkari.”

In interviews Gaiman has expressed amusement over the fact that in the Kirby Eternals series Ikaris used the transparent alias of “Ike Harris.” But “Ike” only uses that alias in the first issue, before he begins operating openly in the modern world as Ikaris. People are not about to suspect that “Ike Harris” is Ikaris, because at that time they don’t know that Ikaris exists.

Gaiman’s alias for Makkari, “Mark Curry,” is in the tradition of Kirby’s “Ike Harris.” When Makkari appeared in Marvel’s Quasar series, the late Mark Gruenwald gave him the alias “Mike Kahry.” Gaiman’s alias is an improvement.

And here’s an interesting coincidence–or is it? A while back I was watching a rerun of The Sopranos on A & E–the first episode of Season 3, “Mr. Ruggiero’s Neighborhood,” I think–and discovered that the nickname of a recurring character, FBI Agent Dwight Harris, is “Ike.” Well, that’s probably because President Dwight Eisenhower was nicknamed “Ike.” Then again, one of The Sopranos‘ writer/producers, Robin Green, used to work at Marvel and wrote the celebrated 1971 Rolling Stone cover story about the company (http://www.geocities.com/jonhulkholt/rs91.facefront.1.html). The first explanation is probably the correct one, but the second is certainly tempting.

Back on page 1 of issue 1, Mark Curry is “trying to remember why I want to be a doctor.” This may be because the Roman god Mercury, known to the ancient Greeks as Hermes, carried the caduceus, a wand that had wings at the top and that was encircled by two serpents. The caduceus has been adopted as a symbol of medicine by various organizations. However, these groups have confused Hermes’ caduceus with the staff of Asclepius, the Greek god of medicine, which has only one serpent and no wings (http://drblayney.com/Asclepius.html). Most medical associations, it seems, use Asclepius’s staff as their symbol, not the caduceus.

If Gaiman is aware of the difference between the caduceus and the staff of Asclepius, then perhaps that further explains why Mark Curry is questioning his decision to become a doctor. As we shall learn later in the series, another Eternal, Sprite, has removed Makkari’s memories and given him this new identity and role in life. But just as the caduceus is not supposed to be a symbol of medicine, Mark Curry/Makkari/Mercury is not meant to be a physician.

Curry states that “I’d hoped that I’d dream of racing a Ferrari down an open track forever.” Hermes/Mercury was the swiftest of the Olympian gods, and Kirby gave Makkari a “mania for fast vehicles” (Kirby p. 74). That’s reminiscent of Johnny Storm’s fascination with hot rods, come to think of it. It’s a bit strange that Makkari is so interested in “fast vehicles” since he can move at superhuman speed, but perhaps it’s because at times he needs to transport others at superhuman speed (as in Kirby’s Eternals #5).

Of course, Sandman readers should pay attention to Gaiman’s references to dreams, whether it is Curry’s dream or the Dreaming Celestial.

Mercury/Hermes is also the messenger of the Olympian gods, and this fact may explain why later in the series Gaiman turns Makkari into the “messenger” of the Dreaming Celestial.

The reader who realizes that Mark Curry is Kirby’s Makkari then faces an unexpected question. Why does Mark Curry have dark skin? Kirby made Makkari look Caucasian, which would be appropriate for someone who was mistaken for a Greco-Roman god, and all other artists who have portrayed Makkari have done the same, until now.

The likely answer is that Gaiman wanted his Eternals to have a multiracial cast.

In the interview in the back of the hardcover edition of this Eternals series, Gaiman states that he red the Kirby Eternals but acknowledges that he has not read all of the subsequent stories featuring the characters. It is possible then, that Gaiman is unaware that in the second series, Peter Gillis already supplied the Eternals with racial diversity.

In a brief sequence set in the Eternals’ city of Olympia (Kirby pgs. 184-185), Kirby introduced Kingo Sunen, an Eternal who dresses in samurai armor, and who associated with actual Japanese samurai in centuries past. Ikaris’s companion Margo Damian recognizes him as “a famous Japanese movie star,” and we are informed that he stars in samurai movies. In other words, what if Toshiro Mifune were one of the Eternals? Gillis gave Kingo Sunen a much larger role in the second Eternals series, which made clear he had Asian features.

Moreover, in the second series Gillis and artist Sal Buscema created a black Eternal, Phastos, who was based on Hephaestus, the blacksmith (get it?) of the Olympian gods.

However, in this same interview Gaiman explains that he did not want his Eternals to have as large a cast as his previous Marvel series, 1602. So perhaps he knew about Phastos and Kingo Sunen but felt he did not have room for them. So he turned Makkari non-Caucasian instead.

I would have preferred sticking with Kirby’s visual depiction of the character, but this change doesn’t bother me much, since I can explain it away.

Sprite altered reality, transforming his fellow Eternals into seemingly ordinary humans, unaware of their true natures, by creating a “Uni-Mind” (a group mind) that drew power from the Dreaming Celestial. It’s possible that Sprite could thus have altered Makkari’s physical appearance, although then one must ask why he didn’t bother doing that to the other Eternals.

Another possibility is that since Eternals have “absolute mental control” over their bodies (as established in The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe), then each can alter his or her own physical appearance at will, at least within limits. So Makkari may have altered his own appearance at some point in the past. Later, Gaiman and Romita present a flashback showing Makkari in ancient Egypt, where he was believed to be the god Thoth (Gaiman issue 3 page 2, see also issue 4 page 8). Makkari has dark skin in this flashback, which would be appropriate for looklng Egyptian. So possibly Makkari has altered his physical appearance at various times in the past in order to match those of the people of the countries to which he travels.

Instead of dreaming about a Ferrari, Curry instead has on of his “weird dreams,” in which he is wearing his Makkari costume, is rescued by Ikaris from captivity by Deviants, and finally sees three immense Celestials (including Arishem on the left) in an extraordinary double-page spread drawn by John Romita, Jr (Gaiman issue 1, pages 2-3).

Far more successfully than any other visual sequence in the new series, this double-page spread captures the feeling of awe that the Kirby Eternals induces issue after issue. Perhaps the greatest difference between the two series is that the Gaiman-Romita Eternals tends to keep to a (comparatively) more human scale, since so many of the Eternals in Gaiman’s story have been reduced to living “ordinary” human lives. The epic grandeur of Kirby’s art and visual concepts for The Eternals is an essential part of that series. Perhaps Gaiman and Romita did not believe they could match Kirby in this regard for more than an occasional sequence like that double-page spread. But Gaiman takes a more psychological approach to his Eternals cast, making the relatively more human scale of his series more appropriate.

By the double-page spread even readers who have no previous experience of the Eternals may recognize that Gaiman is working a variation on a familiar trope of fantastic storytelling. This is what may be the archetypal story of the person who is seemingly ordinary and who leads a normal life, but who discovers that he has another, truer identity with extraordinary potential.

Gaiman’s novel Anansi Boys follows this pattern: the protagonist Charlie discovers that he is the son of the trickster spider god, and that he is the brother of another trickster deity, known as Spider, and Charlie ultimately wields the abilities of the spider god himself (see “Comics in Context” #105, 106, 107 and 108).

This is a variation on the traditional story device of the protagonist who is unaware of his true parentage and hence of his true station on life. Similarly, in Gaiman’s Stardust, the young hero Tristran does not learn until the story’s end that he is not a simple villager but the heir to the throne of Stormhold in the realm of Faerie (see “Comics in Context” #191 and 192).

According to Joseph Campbell’s monomyth of the hero’s journey, the protagonist starts out in a lowly position, perhaps having fallen from a higher one. So the protagonist may even be unaware of his rightful status. In the Star Wars films Luke Skywalker first appears as a farmboy, who does not know that his father was a Jedi Knight until Obi-Wan Kenobi tells him and, as herald in the monomyth, issues what Campbell terms the “call to adventure” for Luke to become a Jedi himself.

In Anansi Boys Charlie learns about his true identity from other characters, including Spider, just as Ikaris will inform Mark Curry that he is actually Makkari. But in other variations of this story pattern, the protagonist senses or glimpses his true identity through dreams or visions, or through having thoughts or exhibiting abilities that surprise even himself. His normal, everyday life is therefore a lie, preventing him from achieving his real, greater destiny. Hence Curry dreams about himself as Makkari, about Ikaris, the Deviants, and the Celestials.

It did not take me long to come up with an extensive list of other stories that follow this pattern. There’s Alan Moore’s Marvelman a. k. a. Miracleman, as well as Paul Jenkins’ The Sentry for Marvel: in both, middle-aged men have forgotten their past careers as superheroes, but reclaim their memories, powers, and heroic identities. There’s Moore and Dave Gibbons’ story “For the Man Who Has Everything” in Superman Annual #11 (1985), which was later adapted into an episode of the television series Justice League Unlimited: in the story, Superman is trapped in a fantasy of leading a “normal” life as a husband and father on Krypton that never exploded, from which he must wake to his real life as a superhero. Similarly, in the episode of Batman: The Animated Series titled “Perchance to Dream” (1992), in which the Mad Hatter captures Batman and gives him a dream in which his parents never died and Bruce Wayne never became a costumed avenger, and yet the dreaming Wayne comes to realize that this “life” isn’t real.

In live action television there was the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode “Far beyond the Stars” (1998), in which Benjamin Sisko finds himself as a science fiction writer in the 1950s who may only be imagining his life as a starship captain, and the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode significantly titled “Normal Again” (2002), in which Buffy is temporarily persuaded that she is an inmate in a mental institution who has only fantasized being a super-powered Slayer of vampires. This year there was the two-part Doctor Who story, “Human Nature” and “The Family of Blood,” in which the alien Doctor has transformed into a human being, and is living as a teacher in 1913 England, unaware of his true identity, but experiencing memories of his past through dreams. The Doctor’s companion Martha and ewven his enemies, the Family of Blood, attempt to convince him of his true identity, but he initially refuses to believe them and to give up his “normal” life.

Then there’s Philip K. Dick’s 1966 science fiction novelette, “We Can Get It for You Wholesale,” and the 1990 film adaptation Total Recall.

There’s even Nikos Kazantzakis’s novel The Last Temptation of Christ, adapted onto film by Martin Scorsese in 1988: these not only deal with a Christ who regards himself as human but struggles with the realization that he also has a divine nature, but also climax with the “last temptation”: a vision of a happy life as an ordinary human being, which proves to be merely a fantasy and a diversion from Christ’s true mission as Messiah.

So Mark Curry finds himself dissatisfied with his “normal” life, wondering why he is trying to become a doctor, while being puzzled by his “weird dreams” of being a superhuman in a world of superhuman beings and gods. On page 4 Curry seems in a lowly position in life, all right: he is exhausted, his girlfriend has left him, and he just got a phone call from a student loan company that “wasn’t good news.”

And then, the Campbellian herald arrives with the call to adventure: Ikaris, who tells Curry, “I’ve got some good news for you.” Curry replies, “Great. I need good news.” The word “gospel” means “good news,” and this religious allusion may be no accident.

Ikaris has come to tell Curry his true identity: “that you were an immortal, indestructible being” who has “power you’ve never dreamed of.” But Curry refuses to believe Ikaris and rejects the call. Those who know Campbell’s work know that rejecting the call to adventure is never a good thing.

Moreover, Curry tells Ikaris, “I’d say I don’t need a religion” (issue 1, page 5). Here Gaiman’s Eternals begins one of its major themes: the role of religion in a contemporary, rationalist world, as we will examine further next week.

–Copyright 2007 Peter Sanderson

Shades of Ray: An Interview with Writer/Director Jaffar Mahmood

Filed under: Interviews — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:02 am

-by David J. Lieto (The Squeeg)

ray-01.jpgNormally, I cover the goings-on of a little town called Las Vegas. Every so often, however, I come across a subject that deserves special attention.

Shades of Ray is a new comedy by director/writer Jaffar Mahmood that is set to hit the festivals this season. Jaffar, a graduate of the Peter Stark Producing Program at USC, has been a friend for some time now, and when I was presented with the opportunity to read his screenplay, I jumped at it.

The story revolves around Ray Rehman, the son of a Pakistani Father and Caucasian Mother. His father, played by Brian George, wants his son to marry a Pakistani woman, but Ray has already asked for the hand of his Caucasian girlfriend. Although she hasn’t given him an answer yet, Ray is fairly certain his Father’s wishes are not going to be met. That is, until his Father and Mother separate and the former shows up on his doorstep.

In order to cheer up his father, Ray agrees to meet with the Pakistani woman his Father has spoken of, Sana. Because she is of mixed decent, like Ray, they hit it off immediately. According to Jaffar, “although he [Ray] didn’t want to have feelings for her [Sana], he can’t deny having a connection with her.” The only problem is that his girlfriend/fiancé, Noel, still wants him. So now Ray is not only trying to reunite his parents, but he’s also contending with the two women in his life.

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The film stars some of this year’s new television talent. Zachary Levi, who plays Ray, is the star of the new NBC series Chuck (Premiering Monday, 9/24, at 8pm on NBC). He is joined by Bonnie Somerville, of ABC’s Cashmere Mafia, and Sarah Shahi, from NBC’s Life. Also, as mentioned above, Brian George – remembered for playing Babu Bhatt on Seinfeld – co-Stars along with the Emmy Award-winning Kathy Baker from Picket Fences.

Shades Of Ray is far from being a typical romantic comedy. It’s loosely based on events in Jaffar’s life. Jaffar and the Ray character share the same heritage. Jaffar’s father, a doctor in New Jersey, hails from Pakistan and, like Ray, his Mother is Caucasian. The experience of such a background was the motivating factor behind writing the script.

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“There’s been several films that analyze the relationship between two people of different ethnicities – Jungle Fever, for one,” says Jaffar, “But there’s so few American movies, if any… [that examine] what’s it’s like for the product or offspring of two ethnicities coming together – the kid – and how that effects him and the way he sees himself. Shades of Ray is my way of exploring that issue.”

While trying to raise money for the film, Jaffar had been informed by a handful of executives at production companies in Los Angeles that he’d have a much easier time getting his family comedy made if he changed the ethnicity of the main character to being half latino or black. “Those are proven minority markets” is what he was told. In response, Jaffar says, “Maybe we can add South Asian to that mix if Pakistanis and Muslims weren’t only portrayed as three things in American film: the terrorist, the cab driver, or the convenience store owner. Ray is a kid from New Jersey who has conflicting pressure from his parents on who he should marry. He’s struggling to find success at work, struggling to make his parents proud, struggling to make himself happy. These are problems that anyone from any background with any religion can relate to.” Only time will tell if Jaffar is right.

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 9/17/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Have you created your own Slanguage?… (Thingamabob)
  • So much better than the Spider-Man flick… (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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September 16, 2007

Cabin Fever #02: Hetero Man Crush

Filed under: Cabin Fever — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:29 pm

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Oh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

cabin.jpgCabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #02: Hetero Man Crush – Who knew they’d let us near a mic again? I celebrate every one of these we get to make. As mentioned previously this week’s show is a little more somber due to outside influences but we’re still finding our “voice”, if you will, so hopefully you can allow us these teething problems. So here it is. Drugged up Grandmothers, flaming Russians and an admission of our (totally) hetero-love for Patrick Warburton.

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September 14, 2007

Weekend Shopping Guide 9/14/07: The Rock Goes On

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:10 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

As Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers once so aptly put it, the waiting is the hardest part – particularly when it comes to the now yearly release of another full season set of Jim Henson’s classic Fraggle Rock (HIT, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). We’re now up to season 3 which – depending on how they handle the release of the short 4th and 5th season – may be the penultimate Fraggle set. The denizens of the Rock are firing on all cylinders this season, with a well-defined world, great songs, and quite a bit of character development. And, most importantly of all, it’s a FUN show. Bonus features include many behind-the-scenes interviews, plus a packet of designer Michael Frith’s original conceptual drawings.

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If you’re a child of Jim Henson and the Muppets like I am, then you’ll probably love the documentary Stories of the American Puppet (Mazzarella Media, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which chronicles the history of puppeteering in America, including the creations of Bill Baird, Shari Lewis, Buffalo Bob Smith, and many more luminaries who brought an ancient craft into American’s homes.

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Those still jonesing for more Mystery Science Theater can get another fix courtesy of the newest addition to the Film Crew library – Wild Women of Wongo (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) – featuring the riffing of MST3K alums Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett. Bonus features include the ability to make the Crew dance, and a “Wongo-style” goodbye from the guys.

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It’s taken years of a criminally bare-bones edition before we finally get the long-awaited special edition of The Graduate (MGM/UA, Rated PG, DVD-$24.98 SRP). The 2-disc 40th anniversary edition features an audio commentary with Dustin Hoffman and Katharine Ross, second audio commentary with Mike Nichols and Steven Soderbergh, 4 featurettes, the original theatrical trailer, and a CD contains a selection of Simon & Garfunkel’s songs from the film.

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Fans who have been holding off buying the individual releases can now unload their accumulated cash on Avatar: The Complete Book 2 Collection (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$64.99 SRP). The 5-disc set features all 20 episodes, plus an exclusive bonus disc with interviews, featurettes, shorts, and more.

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Congrats to David Boreanaz for scoring a post-Angel hit with Bones (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), whose second season is hitting DVD with a feature-laden bang. If you’re not familiar, Boreanaz stars as FBI agent Seely Booth alongside Emily Deschanel’s Dr. Temperence “Bones” Brennan in a cross between CSI and The X-Files. The 6-disc second season set features all 21 episodes, audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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It’s goofy high-octane action schlock, but there’s still charm to be found in John Woo’s Face/Off (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$19.99 SRP). I don’t know exactly if it warrants a new 2-disc special edition, but now there is one, replete with audio commentaries, deleted scenes (including an alternate ending), a making-of featurette, a spotlight on Woo, and the original theatrical trailer.

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The witchy Halliwell trio bow out in the eighth and final season of Charmed (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), with 22 episodes of the same basic formula that made the show a cut-rate Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The 6-disc set features a 2-part documentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, commentaries, and a look at the show’s fanbase.

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To me, evolution is fact, and the statements of those whose belief lies in “intelligent design” that are interviewed in scientist/filmmaker Dr. Randy Olson’s Flock of Dodos (Docurama, Rated PG, DVD-$26.95 SRP) are equal parts delusional and funny. Olson, however, does allow them to present their case – and also explores the frequent difficulty for scientists unskilled in public speaking to present the scientific reality of evolution when faced with a coordinated effort of theological spin. Olson presents the scientific principles with east to understand animation that should be a required viewing in high school science classes nationwide. Bonus features include deleted scenes, interviews, additional animation, and more.

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I’ll be honest with you – I’ve never watched an episode of Two And A Half Men (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP)… That is, until I caught a few in the complete first season set. It may not be my kind of sitcom, but I can see how its amiable, classic sitcom quality – like the similar stealth powerhouse, According To Jim – would be appealing to middle-of-the-road viewers turned off by fare like The Office or 30 Rock. The 4-disc set features all 24 episodes, plus behind-the-scenes featurettes and a gag reel.

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Try as I might (and admittedly, I haven’t been trying *that* hard), I can’t bring myself to like Grey’s Anatomy (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP). Well… I can’t even like it. Frankly, I can’t even tolerate it. But I now its soapy, predictable, ogling storylines about McDempsey and crew have their fans, and more power to them. I’m sure they will devour the extended dreaminess found in 7-disc 3rd season set, featuring expanded cuts of the episodes, plus audio commentaries, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and more. Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.

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Of the two adaptations of Nora Roberts novels hitting DVD – Carolina Moon & Blue Smoke (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$24.96 SRP each) – I’ll have to say the enjoyment factor of Blue Smoke was made entirely by the presence of both Alicia Witt and Scott Bakula (who I still haven’t fully forgiven for Enterprise. Still… Alicia Witt…

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The fourth season of Las Vegas (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) marked the end of James Caan’s run on the show, but what a memorable season it was, even featuring a crossover with Crossing Jordan. The 4-disc set features all 16 episodes, plus a pair of behind-the-scenes featurettes and a season 3 recap.

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The princess of power returns in the second and final season of She-Ra (BCI, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The 6-disc set features all 2 episodes, plus a pair of audio commentaries, interviews, galleries, trivia, and more.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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QSE News: Week In Review – 9/14/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:47 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

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  • As reported here last week, Britney Spears made her, albeit futile, comeback attempt at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards. The response to Spears’s performance was overwhelmingly negative as she lip-synched and danced her way through her new single “Gimmie More.” Music executives were quick to point out that Spears’s, bloated, half-hearted, over-hyped train wreck of a performance was in no way a reflection of American Pop Music.
  • Catholics are all pissed off at comedian Kathy Griffin. After winning an Emmy this past weekend for her reality TV show My Life on the D-List, Griffin said “a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus.” Jesus responded by saying, “You know, she’s right. Like I don’t have better things to do than sit around and make sure so and so wins some bullshit award or some team wins a football game.”
  • Rock star and renowned dirt bag Kid Rock was cited over the weekend after an apparent fight with fellow musician Tommy Lee in the crowd of MTV’s Video Music Awards.  Reports stated that the altercation began when Lee became upset that rock was ignoring him, and ended with Rock punching Lee in the face.  Authorities are contemplating bringing charges against the pair’s ex-girlfriend, Pamela Anderson, for “willfully staging a public cock fight.”
  • In continued Tommy Lee news, it appears that Lee is quitting Motley Crue. The rest of Motley Crue is upset with Lee and his manager after Lee chose to star in a reality TV show rather than tour with the band. Lee’s only comment regarding the split was “[EXPLETIVE DELETED] those guys. I’m not going to let those guys stand in the way of my efforts to completely destroy any credibility I have left. Besides, I’ve got to prepare for my new reality TV show called My D*ck is Longer Than My Career.”
  • According to a note posted on the band’s website, Coldplay is finishing up work on a new album. The album, produced by Brian Eno, may include the songs “Lost!,” “leftrightleftrightleft,” and “42” among others. Coldplay front man Chris Martin said this new album should complete the band’s mission of boring every single human being on the planet.
  • The White Stripes have canceled a planned UK tour due to drummer Meg White’s “acute anxiety.” The group apologized to disappointed fans “We hate to let people down and are very sorry.” Front man Jack White reportedly turned down the option of replacing Meg with a monkey saying “I don’t want Meg to feel like she’s being replaced by a better drummer.”
  • And finally this week, Daily Show host Jon Stewart will be hosting the 80th Annual Academy Awards. This will mark the second appearance hosting the awards show. Fathers across the country are already complaining about the announcement saying unanimously “I just don’t think he’s that funny.”

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Trailer Park: Ted Rall

Filed under: Columns,Interviews,Quickcasts,Trailer Park,Video — admin @ 12:28 am

By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here”¦

Instead of manning-up and actually going the emotionally hard route of being outrightly rejected by publishers, I’m rejecting them first and allowing you to give my entire book a preview, let you read the whole thing or, if you like, download the whole damn thing at no cost. Download and read my first book “Thank You, Goodnight” for FREE.

It feels good to be in the presence of someone who makes you want to be a smarter person.

All through college I appreciated the chance to learn and appreciate what the collegiate system, I thought, was supposed to be about: to sit amidst the free flowing of ideas from various peer groups, the chance to gain wisdom from those who were hardwired to espouse thoughts related to lectures or, ultimately and hopefully, have the possibility to have your knowledge base raised a notch or two after the sixteen weeks was over.

For me, it was exactly like this. I learned and gleaned just as fast as I could. Unfortunately, I paid the social cost of turning my weekends into extended learning time but there’s something I was frustrated I couldn’t do after I was given my bachelor’s in English: tell you why the world has turned out the way it had. I don’t know why this was such a sticking point with me but, through divine intervention, as I crammed in 12 credit hours in one summer I had to take a sociology class entitled Social Problems. It was taught by Professor Pete Padilla at Arizona State University and it pushed my understanding of the underhanded things or government is capable of to its veritable limit. To understanding what Sea Lines of Communication means to our overall military strategy and how it will impact whether we’ll defend Taiwan in the case of a Chinese assault on that island to the blatant and glaring reality that as long as you have the control you can spin any story you want, even if it’s how the ATF and FBI had a hand with what ultimately happened in Waco, Texas some decade ago.

The thing is, though, I had my eyes opened to a whole new world and when the class was finished I felt there wasn’t a way for me to keep the intravenous information flowing into me. I was tossed into the Working World and lost my sense of sifting through the messages I was spoon-fed on a daily basis through all forms of media.

It was about 4 years later when I found Ted Rall.

Ted was an instant touchstone for me from the standpoint that his cartoons, which somehow sounds awfully minute and insulting when I say it aloud as you compare his work to the other funnies out there for your base amusement, represented something more than just jokes. They were actionable in that they reached out and made you agree with what he was saying or it made you want to scribble down a death threat or two as evidenced by his “Terror Widows” comic which ran five months after September 11th:

His thoughts almost always have a heft to them when he has something to say. His book, America Gone Wild, showcases some of his own hits and misses with commentary to tell why he’s more than happy to say when he thinks his point wasn’t a very clear one or when something was written too hastily. Ted’s writing some of the most profound commentary on our modern society, with a voice that is unequaled in its ability to attract thunderous protestations from those on both sides of the political arena but, and here’s the most important part, he’s been an active voice against a presidency, the Bush presidency, that knows no limits with how far it will go to lie, cheat or steal its way into your hearts.

Rall’s disdain for the current administration is certainly out there for all to see in its Generalissimo El Busho glory but it’s also his essays that cut straight to the quick about what’s on his mind with the world or his books on what’s happening in the Mideast or Central Asia. And it’s the latter, entitled Silk Road to Ruin, that I read after picking up at the 2006 San Diego Comic-Con which not only kicked open my closed sensibilities with regard to caring for countries I couldn’t pronounce but it made me acutely and severely aware of what is coming on our political, military and, possibly, environmental horizon with things like Lake Sarez being poised to be our next great world disaster waiting to happen.

I had the privilege to talk to Ted for a few minutes regarding Lake Sarez, politics, whether Bush is, indeed, the worst president ever, airport security and what it takes to develop an acute sense of reading between the lines we’re fed by an anxious media.

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 9/14/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • A minimalist version of the Super Mario Bros. theme… (Thingamabob)

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September 13, 2007

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 9/13/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:36 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Mark Evanier on the translation of Amos & Andy from radio to TV… (Thingamabob)

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September 12, 2007

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 9/12/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:20 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • A great live set from a fellow Jacksonvillian, Ryan Adams… (Thingamabob)
  • A reminder why I still miss The Drew Carey Show… (Thingamabob)
  • Ah, to be young and foolish again… maybe not this foolish, mind you… (Thingamabob)

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September 11, 2007

DVD Late Show: Guns, Guts & Glory

Filed under: DVD Late Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:36 am

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9/11/07

Welcome back to the Late Show, kids! This time, we’ve got Spaghetti westerns, space westerns, giant monsters and a variety of horror and action flicks ““ along with another six-pack of capsule reviews. Can’t say we don’t cover all the bases here at the Show!

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Let’s start off with probably the most famous and influential Euro-Westerns ever made, the “Dollars Trilogy,” starring Clint Eastwood and directed by Sergio Leone. All three of these classic films, as well as the James Coburn-starrer, DUCK YOU SUCKER!, are now available in brand-new editions as part of MGM’s recent box set, THE SERGIO LEONE ANTHOLOGY.

Previously released a few years ago in England and Europe, but delayed here, in part, by the various changes in management and distribution suffered by MGM Home Video over the last few years, these newly-restored and remastered editions are a film buff’s dream come true.

A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS (PER UN PUGNO DI DOLLARI, 1964) introduced Clint Eastwood and Sergio Leone to filmgoers with a gritty, dark remake of the Akira Kurosawa samurai epic YOJIMBO. It also kicked off the Spaghetti Western genre in high style, with its stylish direction and amoral protagonist.

FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE (PER QUALCHE DOLLARO IN PIÙ, 1965) added American character actor Lee Van Cleef to the recipe, along with a bigger budget and a more character-driven story.

Then came THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY (IL BUONO, IL BRUTTO, IL CATTIVO, 1966), a sprawling, utterly involving tale of greed and betrayal set against the backdrop of the American Civil War. This allowed Leone to add some epic battle scenes to the formula, and he pulls them off magnificently.

For this DVD release, the TGTB&TU has had several scenes restored that were included in the International versions but never shown in the U.S., and thus, never dubbed into English. For these scenes, Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach returned to the recording studio and dubbed their new lines (another actor filled in for Lee Van Cleef). The audio was also fully redone in 5.1 Surround, with some sound effects added and some sweetened or completely changed.

DUCK, YOU SUCKER! (GIÙ LA TESTA a/k/a A FISTFUL OF DYNAMITE, 1971) stars James Coburn and Rod Stieger in an overtly political story set in Revolutionary Mexico. MGM has restored the film with around 20 minutes of footage never seen in the U.S.

Each film is presented in newly restored, damn-near pristine anamorphic 2.40:1 widescreen transfers, with cleaned up, juiced up sound, and commentaries by film historian and Leone authority, Christopher Frayling. Each film is also given a second disc containing various bonus features, including trailers, outtakes, interviews with Eastwood, and rarities, like the only-seen-once network TV prologue to FISTFUL, featuring Harry Dean Stanton.

No self-respecting film fan can afford to pass this box set up. Highly recommended.

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Upon his return to the New World, Eastwood continued to tread the prairies and deserts of the cinematic West for various studios. Universal has collected the three that he did for them and packaged the films into another of their low-cost “Franchise Collection” sets. In this case, it’s the CLINT EASTWOOD WESTERN ICON COLLECTION, which includes HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER (1973), JOE KIDD (1972) and TWO MULES FOR SISTER SARA (1970).

HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER, directed by Eastwood himself, is the best of the three, a macabre, downbeat Western nightmare, with Clint as a nameless stranger bent on avenging the death of a lawman by ruthless gunmen ““ and punishing the townspeople who made no effort to stop it. Spooky, possibly supernatural (or possibly not) DRIFTER is pretty harsh stuff, even today. A minor classic.

JOE KIDD is a routine, somewhat uninvolving oater, despite being directed by THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN’s John Sturges and being based on a solid Elmore Leonard novel. Eastwood is good as usual, and Robert Duvall and John Saxon both turn in decent performances, but somehow it never quite comes together.

TWO MULES FOR SISTER SARA teams Clint with Shirley Maclaine as an unusual nun in a decent little Western adventure directed by Don Siegel (DIRTY HARRY). I had avoided this one for years, “˜cause I’m not a fan of MacLaine, but it’s not bad. The leads have some decent chemistry, the plot is solid, and the climax is appropriately explosive. Not Clint’s best, but a decent time-killer.

Universal’s “Franchise Collection” 2-disc package has DRIFTER and KIDD on disc 1, and SARA on the second disc. Each film is given a decent 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and Dolby Mono sound. The only extras are the original theatrical trailers.

Once again, a bare-bones, budget release from Universal, who clearly don’t give a damn about their older library titles beyond just getting them out there with the least possible effort. DRIFTER, in particular, is really deserving of a Special Edition treatment ““ I’d love to get a definitive answer to Eastwood’s intentions re: the possible supernatural elements of the flick. But that’s not likely at this point, unless there’s a major shake-up over at Universal Home Video before the aging Eastwood passes away”¦.

Worth getting, but only because this is the only way to (legally) get these particular Eastwood films on DVD in quality widescreen versions.

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Westerns aren’t always historical, though. There’s nothing new about fusing horse opera and space opera, for instance, and Heretic’s PLANETFALL (2005) is one of the more recent examples of that particular genre fusion.

Shot on hi-def on a very small budget, this sci-fi homage to Spaghetti Westerns sends a couple of competing female bounty hunters into a hostile section of the psi-war-torn planet Zita, in search of a mysterious crate called “Planetfall.”

While certainly ambitious, with its copious CGI effects and virtual backgrounds, PLANETFALL is, unfortunately, too slow-paced and chatty to really work. The pace is draggy, and the too-wordy script overwhelms the cast, most of who appear to be amateurs. Considering the limitations of its cast, the film would have benefited from a simpler, more action-driven plot and a lot less expositional backstory. The computer effects are fairly decent, considering the budget, but the extensive use of green screen also has the unfortunate side effect of making the film feel like a video game.

While inexpensive CGI has opened doors for independent filmmakers in allowing them to attempt types of stories that previously would have been prohibitive, it doesn’t make up for weak scripts or performances.

Heretic’s DVD of PLANETFALL presents the feature in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen and Dolby 5.1/Dolby 2.0 Stereo. There are 3 commentary tracks, a 60 minute behind-the-scenes documentary, a production design featurette, deleted scenes, a documentary about some of the locations where the film was shot, and an interview with B-movie director Ted V. Mikels (ASTRO-ZOMBIES).

As an example of ambitious ultra-low budget fantasy filmmaking, PLANETFALL is worth a viewing. There’s a certain amount of talent and potential evident, but it’s really not a particularly good movie.

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Of course, if you’re into space westerns, you can’t ignore Joss Whedon’s cult television favorite FIREFLY, and its theatrical sequel SERENITY (2006), which has just been double-dipped by Universal in the shape of a new collector’s edition.

In this feature film follow-up to the short-lived series, the rag-tag crew of the tramp spaceship Serenity find themselves the target of a deadly government operative (Chiwetel Ejiofor, CHILDREN OF MEN) who’s after their slightly-daffy and decidedly dangerous passenger, River Tam (Summer Glau). In order to save his crew, Captain Mal Reynolds (Nathan Fillion, SLITHER) goes on the offensive, determined to expose a conspiracy that could potentially tear down the galactic government.

A smart, action-packed space adventure that may be just a bit inaccessible to anyone who isn’t already familiar with the TV series (although my in-laws had no trouble following it when we saw it at the theater), SERENITY is a lot of fun.

Previously released by Universal in a more-than-satisfactory single-disc edition, this new 2-disc “Collector’s” set includes a gorgeous 2:35.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer, and Dolby 5.1 Surround sound.

But while the previous DVD release was fine, true fans (or “Browncoats”) will want to upgrade to this new version for the added extra features, which include extended Scenes, a feature commentary with Whedon and several cast members, four featurettes, and “Session 416,” a series of internet webisodes that expand upon the River character’s backstory. The two discs are packed into an attractive box that’s as big as the one containing the entire TV series.

Like I said, fans will want to trade up to this new edition, and while I’m still annoyed at the studio’s crass exploitation of fans with these double-dips, I know they’re not going to stop. In any case, it’s a good movie and a fine package. Recommended.

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Poor Eugene Lourie. A talented Art Director, he finally got his chance to helm his own motion picture with 1953″˜s THE BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS, a rousing B-movie creature feature that benefited heavily from Ray Harryhausen’s innovative stop-motion effects. Unfortunately for the neophyte director, the film was so successful that Lourie was about as typecast as it is possible to get: he only directed two more features and both were virtual remakes of BEAST.

The first of these was THE GIANT BEHEMOTH (1958), which takes the basic plot of BEAST ““ a prehistoric monster rising from the sea and rampaging through a modern metropolis ““ and transplants it from New York to London. In this case, it’s a radioactive bronto with a bad attitude that trashes Londontown before being taken out by a mini-sub in the Thames. Gene Evans (DONOVAN’S BRAIN) is the American scientist who leads the British into battle against the behemoth, which is brought to life on screen by pioneering stop-motion animator Willis O’Brien (KING KONG). Unfortunately, O’Brien was getting pretty old, and the budget was small, so the effects are occasionally shoddy, but the creature is still pretty impressive; nicely designed and scary.

(Lourie followed THE GIANT BEHEMOTH with 1961″˜s GORGO ““ which is available on DVD from VCI ““ which had an almost identical plot.)

Recently released by Warner Brothers as part of their recent “Cult Camp Classics” line, THE GIANT BEHEMOTH has been given a solid 1.66:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer culled from a decent print. There’s a little damage and speckling, and some effects shots are grainy ““ but they always were. The disc includes the original theatrical trailer and a commentary track by modern day FX artists Dennis Muren and Phil Tippett. I found the commentary to be pretty awful, myself. Muren and Tippett didn’t sound like they prepared for it at all. They had virtually nothing to reveal about the making of the film or the people who made it, and I found many of their more snarky comments to be disrespectful and even insulting to O’Brien, who, after all, was one of the true pioneers of the field in which they earn their livings.

For fans of 50’s creature features, it’s worth picking up. I’d skip the commentary, though.

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I’d been looking forward to seeing the Indians Vs. Vikings epic, PATHFINDER UNRATED (2007) for some time, but after reading the almost universally negative reviews online and at the IMDB after it was released, my expectations were considerably diminished. Nonetheless, my collection includes hundreds of films that everybody else says suck, and I can usually find something to like in even the most abysmal drek, so I decided to give the film a chance anyway.

The plot is pretty straight-forward: after a raid by Vikings on an Indian tribe, a young Viking boy is left behind and is raised by native villagers. Fifteen years later, the Vikings return and kill his adoptive family and burn their village to the ground. The young man (Karl Urban, LORD OF THE RINGS, XENA) is now set on a Rambo-like spree of guerrilla warfare against his own kind.

Well, once again, I’m going to buck the tide. I liked it. Anyone who calls this the “worst movie ever” just hasn’t seen enough movies.

First off, the look of the film is exceptional. The production design and photography are amazing and nicely stylized; the film looks as if every frame was painted by Frank Frazetta. There is very little dialogue, and what there is is of the “There are two wolves in every man’s heart: love and hate,” variety, but what do you expect from a sword & moccasin saga? Criticizing it on a historical basis is kinda pointless, too ““ the filmmakers have made no claims as to it being a history; in fact, they clearly label it a legend in the opening titles. And those who think the movie unfairly portrays Scandinavian explorers”¦. Cripes.

Is it a great movie? I wouldn’t go that far, but it sure doesn’t suck. The pace is good, the action sequences are well staged, the violence is appropriately graphic (no bloodless sword wounds here), and the cast ““ which includes Clancy Brown (HIGHLANDER) and Rolf Mueller (TV’s CONAN, unrecognizable under the make-up and Viking beard) is perfectly adequate for this type of action-driven flick.

This Fox DVD presents the unrated version of the film in a crystal 2.40:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer. The clanging steel, rolling thunder and rousing score are nicely served by a robust Dolby 5.1 Surround Sound audio mix. Bonus features are plentiful: there is a commentary track by director Marcus Nispel, deleted scenes, a half-dozen production featurettes, a “Clancy Brown: Cult Hero” featurette, the theatrical trailer, and an atmospheric “concept trailer” shot by Nispel to sell the project to studio suits.

For the visuals alone, it’s worth checking out, but if you’re one of those who go into films looking for reasons to dislike them, this isn’t for you. On the other hand, you’re up for 107 minutes of bloody escapism, you might want to give PATHFINDER UNRATED a shot.

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At first, I thought that John Milius’ (CONAN THE BARBARIAN) Reagan-era exercise in Cold War paranoia was an odd choice for a “Special Edition” treatment, but then I remembered how much impact the movie had on my generation and how fondly I recalled it. Apparently someone at MGM also recognizes just how much of a generational touchstone it was, because the 2-disc RED DAWN ““ COLLECTOR’S EDITION (1984) is a great DVD set.

I’m not saying the movie is great, necessarily, but MGM Home Entertainment has done a hell of a job on this DVD.

The plot is simplicity itself: when the American Midwest is invaded and occupied by the combined forces of the Soviet Union and Cuba, a group of Colorado teenagers flee to the mountain wilderness, eventually becoming partisans who fight a guerilla war against the foreign invaders.

Starring a bunch of young actors who soon went on to major Hollywood stardom ““ Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Charlie Sheen, Lea Thompson, Jennifer Grey ““ as well as some veteran character actors like Harry Dean Stanton, Ben Johnson, Ron O’Neal, Powers Boothe and William Smith, RED DAWN is packed with solid performances. The script is ludicrous (much of the dialogue is corny) but the film is executed with a certain amount of conviction by the eccentric Milius, and his cast, and the audience is soon caught up in the story. The gorgeous location photography doesn’t hurt, either.

This new Collector’s Edition features, on the first disc, a new 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and Dolby Stereo sound mix. This disc also includes a somewhat tasteless ““ but undeniably fun ““ extra feature in the form of a “carnage counter,” which, if you choose to activate it, keeps a running tab of every death, explosion, and act of violence in the film.

The second disc includes a great retrospective documentary which includes candid interviews with most of the primary cast ““ including Swayze, Sheen, Thompson and Howell ““ all of whom seem pretty proud of their association with the film. Director Milius is also interviewed. This doc is one of the best I’ve seen in a while, and is really worth watching. The disc also includes three other featurettes ““ one on building the “Russian” tanks and vehicles for the film, one on the military training the cast was given prior to filming, and, finally, a return to the town that was used as the primary location for filming. This includes on-screen interviews with a number of residents, who seem extremely pleased with their association with RED DAWN.

If you grew up in the Eighties, chances are that RED DAWN left an impression on you, positive or negative. If your memories are good ones, I highly recommend this new edition. The film looks great, the documentary is exceptional, and the price is reasonable.

I wish more “Special Editions” were this good.

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I missed this on television, but I’ve just watched HEROES ““ THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON (2006/07) on DVD, and I have to admit that I’m impressed and pleasantly surprised.

Essentially, the debut season of HEROES chronicles the interconnected lives of a group of people with extraordinary powers ““ invulnerability, flight, precognition, invisibility, etc. ““ as they attempt to prevent (or cause) a nuclear catastrophe in the heart of New York City.

Smartly-written scripts that give viewers credit for some intelligence, extremely good acting, and solid Hollywood production values combine in what may be the most challenging network television series since the first season of LOST ““ and unlike that show, HEROES actually makes a point of rewarding it’s audience with occasional answers to its many questions. Not everything is neatly resolved, however, and there are plenty of surprises and twists in the show, which gleefully bounces around within its own timeline, keeping viewers on their metaphorical toes.

The cast, which includes Ali Larter (JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK), Adrian Pasdar (NEAR DARK), Hayden Panettiere, Milo Ventimiglia (STAY ALIVE), Zachary Quinto (the new Spock) and Jack Coleman, is uniformly exceptional, and the genre-friendly guest stars include George Takei (STAR TREK), Richard Roundtree (SHAFT), Christopher Eccelston (DR. WHO), Eric Roberts (BEST OF THE BEST), and Malcolm McDowell (TIME AFTER TIME), adding considerably to the show’s geek factor. My personal favorite character is the time-bending teleporter Hiro (Masi Oka), who not only lives up to his name, but brings considerable charm and humanity to the show.

Universal’s standard DVD set presents all 23 episodes of the premiere season in razor sharp 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen transfers and Dolby Digital 5.1 sound. Each episode features deleted scenes, and many have commentary tracks by creator Tim Kring and various cast and crew members. The set also includes several behind-the-scenes featurettes, a profile of comic book artist Tim Sale (whose art is featured prominently in the show) and an extended, 73-minute “director’s cut” of the pilot episode.

HEROES manages to take the Marvel Comics-styled super-hero soap opera and bring it to television in a modern, stylish manner. While the fanboy in me wishes that at least one of them would put on some spandex (preferably Larter), I have to admit that Kring and his crew have really made the super-hero genre work for 21st Century television, and I can’t recommend this set highly enough. If you’re already a fan, you’ll want this set for the bountiful extras, and if you missed this on TV, like I did, you really need to check it out. It’s great fantasy television.

DVD LATE SHOW CAPSULE REVIEWS!

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HALLOWEEN (1978). I guess with Rob Zombie’s new remake hitting theaters, they had to do something to tie-in”¦. By my count, this is the seventh or eighth version of John Carpenter’s HALLOWEEN to be released by Anchor Bay/Starz Home Entertainment. This one features a newly “restored” THX video transfer from a new interpositive culled from the original negative, supervised by cinematographer Dean Cundey. The disc also has an all-new Dolby 5.1 Surround audio mix. And yes, it looks and sounds terrific. But with the same DVD player, sound system and TV I’ve got, it’s not really a notably different viewing experience than the 25th Anniversary Divamax version I already had. Extras are a bit lean, too: there’s a compromised full-frame version of the film (which kinda undercuts all the new tech improvements, if you ask me), a 7-year-old documentary, trailers, TV and radio spots and a couple of still galleries. If you don’t already have it, this is a fine DVD, but I’m not sure it’s really worth upgrading. Your mileage may vary.

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BUBBA HO-TEP ““ HAIL TO THE KING EDITION (2003). Identical to the previous DVD release except for the new gimmicky packaging, this Bruce Campbell (EVIL DEAD) vehicle, directed by Don Coscarelli (PHANTASM) is still one of the best “cult” films of the decade. An aged Elvis Presley battles a soul-sucking mummy in a Texas rest home with the aid of a black JFK”¦. what else do you expect from the mind of Joe Lansdale? MGM’s “Hail To The King Edition” has the same 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer, same extras (including “Elvis'” commentary track)”¦ hell, it’s apparently the same damned disc. But now you get a stylin’ Vegas jumpsuit to put it in.

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UGLY BETTY ““ THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON (2006-07). An odd choice for this column, perhaps, but this comedic soap opera (based on a South American “telenovella”) was one of the most addictive shows of the past TV season, with its campy cliff-hangers, outrageous plot twists and the heaving bosoms of some of the most gorgeous women on the tube ““ including Vanessa Williams, Rebecca Romijn, and Salma Hayek. But it’s also a surprisingly smart and occasionally touching series, with the admirable and heroic America Ferrera’s “Betty Suarez” overcoming adversity and never succumbing to fear or embarrassment. Disney’s DVD set presents the first 23 episodes in sparkling, anamorphic 1.78:1 widescreen transfers, and Dolby 5.1 Surround sound. Extras include several behind-the-scenes featurettes, audio commentaries, a slew of deleted scenes and a blooper reel. Sure it’s a “chick show,” but if you check it out, who’s gonna know?

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VOYAGERS! ““ THE COMPLETE SERIES (1982). An ex-pirate (Jon-Erik Hexum) and an 80’s kid (Meeno Peluce) travel through time attempting to keep the timeline straight and teach kids history. It’s pure kid’s stuff, but fairly-well produced for the early 80’s. This series is fondly remembered by those who watched it as children, and it’s not hard to see why. The leads are appealing, the scripts are fun, and it’s wholesome family fare with imagination. Universal’s new box set includes all 20 episodes of the short-lived series in their original 1.33:1 full-frame aspect ratio and 2.0 Dolby Stereo. Image quality is decent, sowing only a bit of age-related wear and some excess grain. Recommended for nostalgic adults and their kids.

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THE BOURNE FILES (2002/2004). The first two cinematic adventures of Robert Ludlum’s Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) ““ THE BOURNE IDENTITY and THE BOURNE SUPREMACY ““ are double-dipped by Universal, and bound together in a cute “File Folder” package. It won’t fit on your shelf with your other DVDs, but it does contain the earlier “Special Edition” versions of the Bourne discs, with an additional bonus disc that includes a preview of the current third entry in the Trilogy, THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM. If you don’t already have them, this is an inexpensive way to catch up with this superior action/spy franchise. Both films have sterling 2.35:1 anamorphic transfers, 5.1 Dolby Surround Sound, and a bunch of extra features.

Thanks for spending some time with me today. Look for my next column soon, with reviews of SPLATTER BEACH, FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD, SPACE AMOEBA, THE COMPLETE UNDERDOG COLLECTION, UNHOLY, VANESSA, WELCOME TO GRINDHOUSE DOUBLE FEATURE; DRAGON PRINCESS/KARATE WARRIORS, and more!

For older Late Show columns (adding up to well over 200 reviews!), visit the recently revamped DVD Late Show website and archive. For additional pop culture musings, occasional DVD previews and lots of shameless self-promotion, you might try checking out my blog.

Comments, DVD questions, review requests and offers of money can be sent to: dvdlateshow@atomicpulp.com

 

Toy Box: Star Trek The Original Series Mini-Mates

Filed under: Columns,Toy Box — admin @ 4:32 am

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I’m a bit TOS fan. Oh, TNG is fine, and Enterprise, DSN and Voyager have all certainly had their moments. But for me, TOS will always be the one true Trek.

I’m also a big minimates fan. Yes, I do like Mez-itz better in the land of mini figures, but that’s not to say I don’t like the uber-cute nature of these little blocky figures.

So it was a no brainer that I’d be picking up the new Star Trek TOS minimates from Diamond Select. There are three regular two packs – Kirk and Vina, McCoy and Scotty, and Pike and Spock. There’s a fourth variant set that includes Scotty again, but a ‘dress uniform’ version of McCoy. These have hit online retailers over the last couple weeks.

“Star Trek TOS mini-mates: Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Pike and Vina”

These guys might look familiar to you. That’s because Art Asylum did do a set of TOS figures back in the very early days of minimates, but they were in the 3″ scale, not this new 2″ scale. So yes, you have to buy them all over again, and these don’t fit in with the old versions size-wise.

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Packaging – **1/2
The packaging is the new basic card bubble stuff you’ve seen with the DC minimates line. I like it because it’s nice and small, but on the downside, it’s not particularly attractive. Still, it does job 1 (keeping the figures safe) relatively well.

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Sculpting – ***
Sculpting is not exactly the strong suit of minimates. The style is supposed to be fairly basic and consistent, with only minor sculpt additions and changes (like the hair), and unique paint work.

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The Spock is perhaps the most distinctive and easily recognizable, although they did a better than expected job with Pike. I don’t know that Kirk looks all that much like Kirk, and Vina is fairly generic, but Scotty and McCoy benefit from fairly distinctive hair styles.

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My only complaint with the sculpt is the goofy added flairs on the bottom of the pants. Yes, they had bells on those pants back then, but these are too over done and look odd. I pulled them off Kirk in some of the photos, and I think he looks far better without them.

Paint – ***1/2
The key to good minimates is great paint. The tampo style paint work on the eyes, lips, and various ‘wrinkles’ in the clothing make all the difference in recognizing and distinguishing the characters.

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Vina’s paint job doesn’t make her all that less generic, although the green skin is pretty much the giveaway. Most of the characters have fairly distinct expressions, and Scotty is downright depressed. Again, Spock seems to do the best in this department, but overall the paint work is extremely clean and well done. That’s critical for the success of the design.

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Articulation – ***
Minimates have a ball jointed neck, shoulders and hips, along with pin elbows and knees, and cut wrists, waist and ankles. It’s pretty decent articulation in this scale and style.

One of the cool features is that the body parts all come apart, allowing you to mix and match if you feel the desire. This usually includes hair pieces, so even Shatner can try on new looks…just like in real life.

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Accessories – ***
All the two packs come with three or four accessories, depending on the set.

Spock and Pike come with four accessories – the tricorder and regular phaser, which come with a number of the other figures, along with the very specific old style phaser for Pike, and the very unique extra hand for Spock, posed in his well known greeting.

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Kirk and Vina only have three accessories, all for Kirk. Again, there’s the commonly used phaser, and the communicator, but Kirk also has the very specific phaser rifle. It fits well in his hand (as do all the accessories), and looks great. Too bad Vina doesn’t have anything, but that would have been pretty tough.

McCoy and Scotty have two of the common phasers, and the common tricorder and common communicator. Even with the reuse, these are pretty handy.

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Fun Factor – ***1/2
If there was a kid that had any idea who these characters were, they could actually have a great time with these guys. These are really toys first and foremost, which is what makes it tough to sell them to the adult collector market. Still, there’s enough big kids out there who like actual toys that the minimates market has been able to survive, particularly with the Marvel and DC lines. Whether they can pull that off with the many other licenses they have – like 24, Back to the Future, and these – remains to be seen.

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Value – ***1/2
You can get these basic six characters for around $18 at a lot of retailers. At just $3 each, that’s a great value. Most of the Marvel and DC stuff is running slightly higher, closer to $4 each even when you buy them in sets.

Things to Watch Out For –
Not much. Take some care with the tricorders, as they pop off the shoulder straps a tad easily, and once they do, they come off way, way too easy.

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Overall – ***
I’m a fan of TOS, and I’m a fan of minimates, so it’s no surprise I like these. Oh, they aren’t for everyone, especially of sculpt and accuracy is your game. If you like toys though – especially toys like Lego or Playmobil – then you’ll really enjoy these. It also helps that there is such a wide variety now of 2″ minimates, allowing you to put your TOS figures with Jack Bauer, Marty McFly, or Buffy Summers.

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Where to Buy –
There’s plenty of online options:

– Alter Ego has the set of 6 for $17.82, and they are in stock.

– CornerStoreComics has the two packs for $6 each, or the set of three two packs for just $16. They also have the full set of eight figures, including the ‘chase’ variant, for $30.

– Amazing Toyz has the same excellent prices, and they are also in stock.

Related Links:
You can check out a guest review of teh 3″ versions from a few years ago right here.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 9/11/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • The man behind Mario, Charles Martinet… (Thingamabob)
  • The case for war against the ultimate enemy… (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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September 10, 2007

Party Favors: Blockbusted

Filed under: Columns,Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:06 am

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DALLAS – My affair with Blockbuster is over. I was cheating on Netflix with Blockbuster Online Total Access. And thanks to Newsweek online, it’s out in the public. You want to call me a cad now or wait till our drinks arrive so you can be extra dramatic? Remember to remove the umbrella from the glass – that hurts.

Why did I do it? And why should you believe it’s over?

It started last November when Blockbuster put up their offer of Total Access. It was pure temptation to a film fiend like myself. I used every bit of energy to build up resistance. But how can you top paying $17.99 each month for a three out plan that also allowed me to return my mailers to the nearby Blockbuster store to exchange for titles on the shelf. This guaranteed me the chance to rent the hot new titles on the Tuesdays that came out. If Netflix has one major drawback, it’s the fact that if you don’t get picked for a new title on the Tuesday release, you’ll be stuck on “Very Long Wait” for nearly 2 months. I wanted new so I grabbed the deal.

Can you blame me?

There are people who hate Blockbuster because of an outrageous late fee in their past. This has never been my reason to hate on them. I didn’t rent at Blockbuster because they were expensive. Back in the video days, my rental love was spread at a Phar-Mor. They rented titles for about a half of Blockbuster. How could they charge less? A major hint can be found in the fact that their Founder and CFO were sent to prison on fraud charges. Should I feel criminal for taking advantage of their extra low prices? I didn’t like Blockbuster because it stopped stocking straight to video masterpieces featuring William Katt and Andrew Stevens.

When I went inside a Blockbuster, it was to hunt through the used VHS tables. They’d have two dollar sales at least every other month. It used to be cheaper to buy a used tape than rent the copy on the shelf. But now I was renting titles.

Actually I wasn’t renting since there was no charge for me to swap out that DVDs. That’s when I knew Total Access wasn’t going to go on forever at $17.99 a month. My nearby Blockbuster charged $4.25 per 2 day rental for new titles Plus it had the “No Late Fees” policy. This means I had an extra week grace period before the store would slap a $1.50 restocking fee on my credit card. On Tuesday morning, I’d show up with three envelopes and walk out with three hot new titles. I was never tempted to grab a 4th DVD. I was denying the cash register $13.75. Plus I wouldn’t bring those hot titles back for at least a week. They could have rented my copy of 300 three times instead of having it sit on my coffeetable.

I averaged six swap outs a week. I walked out the store with $100 plus of free rentals per month. Blockbuster online also mailed me 6 DVDs each week. They paid for the postage to me and the return to their distribution center. If this was just an online rental service like Netflix, I paid about 70 cents an online rental. Is that even coming close to covering their stamp cost? If I had shown up at the store with a “this is a stick up” note, they would have lost less money than my nine month reign of terror.

You want to know why Blockbuster is bleeding red ink? Me. They ought to have my picture on the cover of the quarterly report.

It wasn’t a complete shock when last month Blockbuster decided to retool their online rental program. I just figured they’d let it last until 2008. The new deal for $17.99 lets me rent 3 DVDs at a time. But they’d only allow me to swap 5 titles at the store for free. If I wanted to keep the Total Access (now called “Premium”), it was going to cost $24.99 a month. What’s $7 bucks especially after all the damage I do per month? Why quit?

This is a protest. If Blockbuster is going to yank me this time; they’ll yank again to calm down investors when the quarterly numbers bleed. While it’s fun to get the new titles with the swap out, the pickings get slim fast. Lately I’ve found myself grabbing crap off the shelves in order to make the trade. Would I have spent $4.25 to rent Astronaut Farmer, Pathfinder or Ghost Rider? Or would I have waited a few more months for them to appear on HBO? Instead of renting titles because I’m curious about them, I checked them out because they were there. The pile of DVDs seemed more of a endurance test than an entertaining evening. The only good part was that if a film stunk, I didn’t feel too bad stopping it after 20 minutes and tossing it back in the box. This was done to The Breed, Black Christmas and pretty much anything that was a Blockbuster exclusive. I didn’t really waste $4.25 on a clunker. It’s not like I could have rented porn at Blockbuster.

The online version of Blockbuster did offer quite a few titles that Netflix refused to stop. The biggest thing BBO offered was Disney’s True Life Adventures series. Why couldn’t the lemmings arrive in the red envelope? Contrary to what Netflix wants you to think, they don’t buy every new title to put in circulation. And they are quick to pull titles that have gone out of print. Or is it a case that Netflix users have “lost” them in the mail? It was nice to be able to use both resources while working my way through the Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film.

There are also a couple minor yet annoying reasons to quit. My nearby Blockbuster store shut down a few months back. It’s twice the drive to get to the new store. I’m trying to save gas so this war can end. Plus Blockbuster will only ship DVDs that are within 2 or 3 mailing days. This means that even though the website tells you a title is available, it might not be available to you. It got annoying waiting for rare titles to snail their way cross country through the distribution centers. Netflix ships me a title from Hawaii if its in their system. Plus every other week, a Blockbuster title would get lost in the mail. I’ve yet to have a Netflix title go MIA – not even Missing In Action with Chuck Norris. Rarely would a Blockbuster title arrive in the mail the day after shipping. This wasn’t bothersome when I had DVDs checked out of the store unless those DVDs were lame fare like Prey.

Now I’m just a Netflix customer. I won’t be getting all the new DVDs on Tuesday. The mailman will only have half the load to shove in my box each week. I should feel dirty for having made a deal with Blockbuster, but after they do the math, I’m the best worst customer they’ll ever have. As I told Newsweek‘s Brian Braiker, “when word gets out that I’m no longer with Blockbuster, their stock will soar $4 a share.”

BLOCKBASTARDS

After I decided not to do anything about reupping and just let my deal with Blockbuster lapse, those weasels decided to not wait until Sept 4 to end my account. When they didn’t ship me anything the other day, I wrote them asking if they were going to send me my next titles. This was the response:

Hello Joseph,

Thank you for contacting Blockbuster Online Customer Care.

I’m sorry to hear we haven’t shipped the DVDs you’ve requested. In looking at your account, it has automatically been cancelled as of 08/25/2007. Please reactivate your account by choosing new plans. You can find the details of other plans that are available via “My Account” in the “Subscription Plan” area.

Joseph, I hope this information has been helpful. Have a nice day.

Always here to help,

Ryan
Customer Care Associate
BLOCKBUSTER Online

They bill me for 30 days of rental action and are denying me 10 days of service. Sounds like it’s time to sue their asses. Anyone else get ripped off for a month? I have a really great class action lawyer. You think I’m joking, Blockbuster? Google “Joseph Corey” + “Class Action.”

CRYING AT COMEDY

Using one of my freebie swaps, I picked up The Ex since it’s a Blockbuster exclusive. This should have been funny. You have the three leads from excellent sitcoms teaming up on the silver screen. How can you go wrong with Zach Braff (Scrubs), Jason Bateman (Arrested Development and Donal Logue (Grounded For Life)? Guess it starts at the script and it’s downhill from there. This is a script that wouldn’t have escaped the writer’s room at any of these shows. It might have stood a chance at Charles in Charge. What was the point of casting Mia Farrow for a job that could have filled by a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth?

When Superbad came out, the hype kept saying it was the best comedy since Borat. Has there been any other funny comedies since Borat? Sure there was Idiocracy, but for a majority of Americans, they discovered it on DVD. What is wrong with cinematic comedies? There seem to be plenty of decent sitcoms in the past 10 years. But comedies? Is there a problem that after 25 pages, a comedy becomes a painful exercise that devolves into painful Kate Hudson vehicles? Or they just become Dipshit Comedies starring Will Ferrell. Way too many movies are prolonged Saturday Night Live sketches that are only funny in the sense of discovering your anal warts are actually parasite infections.

THE MAGIC IS BACK

How does one full appreciate R Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 13 – 22 with the knowledge that the auteur is still awaiting trial for peeing on underaged girls? The answer for me is Jack on the rocks. The new 10 chapters of this epic do not disappoint. I still haven’t a clue what R. Kelly is doing. But damned if it’s seriously messed up. His hot new character is a pimp at a church service. Plus we’re given a mobster shoot out that blasts away the finale of The Sopranos.

The shame is the lack of action for Michael K. Williams’ cop character. Give him screen time, R Kelly. The bad part of this new DVD is that we don’t get R. Kelly’s commentary track. I want to hear his genius at work. Watching R. Kelly watch and “explain” Chapters 1 – 12 took this project to the next level.

A REAL COMMENTARY TRACK

The Film Crew DVDs have been a fun way of keeping the joy of Mystery Science Theater 3000 alive. The deal of this show is that Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett are hired to create commentary tracks for films that don’t have them. Their movie jokes are done only on the audio track. I miss their shadows on the screen. I do wish they’d retool the show so that at least one of the guy fakes being connected to the film. They could impersonate an actor who claims they were in the part of the screen eliminated by the pan and scan. Or they can play the Production Assistant who has worked 50 years in the industry. This way they can tell horrible stories of being on location. Give us fake insider tales of Hollywood, Mike Nelson!

Or they can bring in Rock and Roll legend Patti Smith. Her work on Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theater For DVD deserves an award. She’s an amazing conversationalist with the various folks in the recording booth. And a fan of the show. Since R. Kelly didn’t create a commentary for Trapped in the Closet 13 – 22), Patti Smith can put on her resume “Best DVD Commentary Personality of 2007” under the honors section.

SCARY SEPTEMBER

The Midnite Movies Double Features return on Sept. 11! After a few years off, we’ll be treated to Return of Dracula/The Vampire, Phantom from 10,000 Leagues/The Beast with a Million Eyes, & Konga/Yongary, Monster from the Deep. Also Best Buy will be featuring Vol. 2 of Universal’s The Classic Sci-Fi Ultimate Collection. The five black and white features are Dr. Cyclops, Cult of the Cobra, The Land of Unknown, The Deadly Mantis & The Leech Woman. Now I await news to the day BJs stocks the Monsters Cereal multibox. Then it’s truly my favorite time of the year. Spooky time!

TVLAND HATES VINTAGE TV

An email showed up from TVLand looking for reality show contestants. Unlike their recent reality shows that featured acting icons from their older programs, TVLand’s new slate of shows have zero to do with classic television. They want women over 35 ready to be models. They want people who crave their outrageous 40th birthday parties broadcasted. They want couple between 45-55 that are dumping their old jobs to pursue a life long dream. What the hell does this do with me wanting to watch I Love Lucy? The dorks at TVLand want to turn the channel into MTV for Middle aged people.

The channel is now showing Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. While I enjoy the show and have worked on it in the past, it’s not a Classic TV show. It’s still on ABC primetime. And the same goes to them running movies that have nothing to do with TV like The Negotiator.

Do I have to sue your asses, TVLand? Your channel promises me a nice mix of vintage TV shows. Can you not do your job? I don’t pay for your channel in order to watch new shows. Stop trying to bait and switch. You are a niche channel and you need to remain true to your promise to me.

You want to do original programming that ties into your mission? How about a show that interviews the character actors that popped up in dozens of great shows. How about a little tribute to James Wong? Do we really need a show about a middle aged couple opening up a Bed and Breakfast in the wine country? Would that be Dean and Tori Get Old?

Thank goodness Paramount Home Video is putting out the first batch of Love, American Style episodes on DVD this November. They also have more Perry Mason, Happy Days, Laverne and Shirley, Mork and Mindy and Mission: Impossible. There’s going to be plenty of TV goodness on the shelf for the Christmas shopping season.

DIRTY POLITICS

Why do high profile Republicans have no sense of hygiene?

First off there’s that video footage of Mitt Romney at a pork cookout in Iowa. When he lifted the hunks of pork from the grill into a bag, one of the pieces fell off his spatula and onto the ground. Mitt picked the pork off the ground and put it back on the grill. “Five second rule!” he exclaimed. Is he psychotic? Will someone explain to Mitt the “five second rule” when it comes to large hunks of meat doesn’t mean you can just pick it off the ground and toss it back on the grill. You have pick the meat off the ground and wash the dirt away. You can’t serve people dirty meat. I bet if Mitt discovered his personal chef was serving him “five second rule” prime ribs, he’d be pissed off. But a voter in Iowa should be satisfied with his dirty slice of pork?

Should I really expect more from Mitt? Not really. This is a man who had a dog with the shits strapped to the family station wagon so that feces could drip off the back window and splatter onto motorcyclists. The Center for Disease Control needs to swab down Typhoid Mitt’s private plane to make sure he isn’t the reason the bees are disappearing.

The second big GOP Germy is Sen. Larry Craig. There’s no need to debate if he was really looking for a blow job in the Minneapolis airport bathroom. But there’s one thing that can’t be denied is his alibi that he reached into the adjoining stall to pick a piece of toilet paper off the tile. What? Who the hell picks anything off a men’s room floor? Do you know what is in that toilet paper? There is no five second rule when it comes to Public men’s restrooms. And there’s one major rule in the world of men’s restrooms, you never put your hand in another man’s stall. If your wedding ring falls off and rolls into another stall, you buy another one. He might as well have claimed he was tonguing the toilet seat to sanitize it for his ass.

At the next GOP convention, instead of having another “how great we are” speech, they must hire a nurse to explain proper hygiene techniques. Don’t let Mitt Romney kiss your baby. Who knows what he’ll allow his unwashed lips to touch for five seconds.

SUMMER’S GONE

What’s irritating about the year round school craze overtaking America is that right after a store removes the 4th of July fireworks display, they’re already slapping up the Back to School sales crap. We don’t get to enjoy summer since we have to worry about passing stopped yellow buses. Remember when summer lasted until Jerry Lewis sang, “You’ll Never Walk Alone?”

KILLING US SOFT SHOELY

After Mark Cuban goes off about how the internet is dead and boring, he signs up for Dancing with the Stars. Way to save civilization, Cuban. Guess he’s too much of sissy to be on my new show So You Think You Can Drink Nitro Glycerin and Do The Twist. It’s a tribute to Big Jim and Billy Sol on SCTV. Here’s a warning to Mark Cuban. According to my Magic 8 Ball, Marie Osmond will lead to the end of Cuban’s marriage!

THE DEATH OF COCK ROCK

Normally this would be the space to grouse about the music industry. But I’m feeling generous thanks to the latest albums by Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen and Feist. I’m not coming up with a fancy name to lump this trio into a genre. But it is quite obvious what’s lacking these days – bands with dicks. What happened to the cock rock? Why haven’t I heard a song and said, “Damn it! Those guys know what they’re doing!” Why does my lighter remain in my pocket instead of being waved over my head?

What happened to cock rock? I don’t want to think I’m turning into a pussy, but there’s very little alternative. Here we are in the midst of six years of war and the best we’re fed is Fall Out Boy and Nickleback. Why isn’t there a band filled with bile, blood dripping down their chin and with a riff that can’t be denied?

Where’s the next Black Sabbath with Paranoid 2? I’d settle for the second coming of Styx (or is already here as Maroon 5 and The Killers?). Is there any reason for Velvet Revolver to be considered a super group with their mediocre tunes? Velveeta Revolver is more like it.

Maybe the Hives will put balls back on the radio. But do they really have a new record or just pimpin’ Nike-iPod sneakers?

HAPPY TWENTY?

This is not a blog. It’s a column! This column has been around longer than the word blog has been in existence. This is the 20th anniversary of The Party Favors. At least we think it is. We were drunk in the mid-80s so that whole period of time is a blur. We were all doing lines of coke off Drew Barrymore’s ass between cameos on Miami Vice. Elvis the alligator was a mean drunk, but a lovable lush. Five a.m. would arrive when Epi would slide a live Nina Simone album onto the turntable. “Either get busy or fall asleep,” she’d insist. “The sun doesn’t take prisoners or excuses.” I miss Epi. I’d miss her more if I could only remember her last name. Or if Epi was her name or nickname. But since I stole her Nina Simone album, she’s always close to my heart and ears.

BACK TO SCHOOL

Did you know that Party Favors is taught in several leading universities? This column is used as a final exam in copyediting classes. And congratulations to Hank Ashbaum for winning last month’s “Spot the Typos” contest.

The nice thing about going to school in the 21st century is that you no longer have to worry about stashing your porn collection in the cramped dorm room. Or being soiled by your roommate. It’s all on the computer. That would have freed up at least five cubic feet in my old Turlington dorm room. Once a college official sent me a nasty letter pointing out that dorms should only be called residence halls. Dorms are what they call them in prisons, I was told. Oddly enough, a prison guard told me they don’t call them dorms, but residence halls. Nobody wins.

Comics in Context #193: Mystery In Montclair

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comicsincontext2007-09-10-03.jpgBack in February at the New York Comic Con, during the panel about the forthcoming movie Will Eisner’s The Spirit, executive producer Michael Uslan recommended that we all go see the exhibit “Reflecting Culture: The Evolution of American Comic Book Superheroes,” that was opening at the Montclair Art Museum this summer (see “Comics in Context” #170). it turned out that Uslan lent a good number of comics and original comics artwork from his own extensive collection to the show. At the convention Uslan assured us that the museum, in Montclair, New Jersey, was merely “a half hour train ride” from Manhattan. Regular readers may recall that, as a result of my expedition to the Newark Museum to see the first section of “Masters of American Comics,” I was suspicious even then of Mr. Uslan’s assurance.

And I was justified. I decided to head out to the Montclair Art Museum on the show’s bright, sunny and delightful opening day, Saturday, July 14, and discovered from website research that on weekends there is apparently no direct route via public transportation from Manhattan to the museum. Moreover, I ended up not arranging to stay overnight with a friend who lived in a nearby New Jersey town, so my journey to Montclair was going to be a day trip. Getting out to Newark, New Jersey by train was simple enough. Waiting a long time in a grungy area of Newark as the summer sun beat down for the bus heading to Montclair was less appealing. But I was pleased to discover that Montclair itself is a rather pretty, upscale town, and that the bus stopped directly across from the museum. I disembarked, notebook in hand, ready to gather information for my column.

An introductory wall text, on “Definitions and Origins,” began promisingly by quoting a definition of the term “superhero” from Dr. Peter Coogan’s remarkable book Superhero: The Secret Origin of a Genre (see “Comics in Context” #162). The wall text goes on to state one of the themes of the exhibition: that superheroes are modern successors of the title hero of the Babylonian Epic of Gilgamesh, of the heroes of ancient Greek mythology, and of legendary figures like Robin Hood. Moreover, “comic book superheroes became manifestations of American history, culture, and folklore.” And so, the exhibition shows visitors, during World War II superheroes battled the Axis powers. Wonder Woman became a feminist icon. In the 1960s Stan Lee and his collaborators created superheroes with more complex personalities, who felt alienated from the rest of society. In the 1970s superhero comics tackled social issues like drug addiction. The 1960s and 1970s saw the rise of non-Caucasian superheroes like the Black Panther and the John Stewart version of Green Lantern. The “deconstruction” of superheroes got under way in the 1980s, and numerous superhero comics stories were done about the 9/11 attacks. And I suspect that most of my readers are surprised by none of this.

Unfortunately, the Montclair show doesn’t move much beyond what one might term Superhero Comics 101, the most basic kind of course in the genre. Certainly there must be many visitors to the show who know little about the history of the superhero genre, to whom much of this information will be new. But walking around the exhibition, I was reminded of mainstream media articles about superhero comics circa 1970, marveling that they were dealing with social and political issues: comic books had suddenly become “relevant.” Over thirty-five years have passed, but the Montclair show delves little more deeply into the genre. “Masters of American Comics” raised the bar for museum shows about comics considerably. In co-curating a show dealing with Stan Lee’s superhero comics for MoCCA, the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art (www.moccany.org), I was careful in writing the wall texts both to provide the basic information for people who knew little about the Marvel series of the 1960s, but also to provide insights that I hoped that even longtime Marvel aficionados would find illuminating and different.

What was most rewarding about “Reflecting Culture” was looking at the original artwork and vintage comic books on display. I continue to be amazed that actual comic books that I bought as far back as the 1960s–and even some comics from the early 21st century–are now displayed as museum pieces. But I was pleased with the selection of vintage comic books on display here, ranging as far back as the Golden Age of the 1940s, and, unlike in Geppi’s Entertainment Museum (see “Comics in Context” #176), the accompanying texts provided satisfying explanations of each book’s significance. There was original comics artwork on display by Neal Adams (from a Batman story and Green Lantern), Dave Cockrum (from Uncanny X-Men), Gene Colan, Amanda Conner, Steve Ditko (from The Amazing Spider-Man), Will Eisner (from The Spirit), Carmine Infantino (from The Flash), Gil Kane, Jack Kirby (from Captain America’s Bicentennial Battles), Joe Kubert, Frank Miller (from Batman: The Dark Knight Returns), Jim Lee, H. G. Peter (an unpublished Wonder Woman splash page), and John Romita Sr. (from The Amazing Spider-Man). Certainly there were many major superhero artists whose work was not represented, but the examples of art by the artists I’ve just named was all worthy of close inspection. There was even Superman co-creator Joe Shuster’s own 1971 recreation of the cover of Action Comics #1, Superman’s first appearance.

I was particularly delighted with Joe Kubert’s cover art for Batman #310 (1979), showing Batman battling the Gentleman Ghost atop a runaway horse-drawn carriage. Daringly, Kubert put the hero and villain in the background, while the horses powerfully hurtle into the foreground, as if to burst from the printed cover and trample the reader. The dynamic power of the galloping horses reinforces the sense of action conveyed by Batman’s fight with the Ghost. The accompanying label commends Kubert’s “powerful, naturalistic style” and “his masterful eye for realistic detail.” But the secret of Kubert’s artwork in “Reflecting Culture” is his ability to make his heroic figures, whether it is Batman, Hawkman, or Sgt. Rock, appear larger-than-life and iconic and simultaneously seem realistic and credible. In his own way, Alex Ross also achieves this same amazing alchemy. (During the run of “Reflecting Culture,” the Montclair Art Museum is also featuring a commendable exhibit, “Comic Book Legends: Joe, Adam, and Andy Kubert,” honoring these three New Jersey residents, just off the entrance lobby.)

comicsincontext2007-09-10-02.jpgAnother of my favorites was the original artwork for Gil Kane and Murphy Anderson’s cover for Green Lantern #26 (1964), in which Star Sapphire, shooting an energy beam into Green Lantern’s power battery, triggers another beam which unmasks the superhero as Hal Jordan. (It is reproduced on the cover of the recent Showcase Presents Green Lantern Vol. 2 paperback. It was a pleasure to be able to study Kane’s elegant linework, as inked by Anderson, up close. This also gave me the opportunity to consider the composition of the cover drawing. Star Sapphire’s downward descent, at a slight angle, is roughly echoed by her power beam. Green Lantern’s stance exactly parallels the other power beam which snatches off his mask. While Star Sapphire’s figure is nearly vertical and exudes confidence, Green Lantern/Hal stands at a decided slant, as if he is literally taken aback by his sudden unmasking. She is triumphant; unmasked, he is vulnerable and seems defeated. The two figures form a classical triangular composition, mirrored by their respective power beams.

The argument has been made that hanging pages of original comic book art on the wall of a museum distorts the experience of reading comics because each individual page is only a segment of a longer work. The “Masters of American Comics” exhibition displayed some entire Spirit stories by Will Eisner and an entire EC war story by Harvey Kurtzman, but only excerpts of one or a few pages from Marvel and DC stories drawn by Jack Kirby.

On the other hand, by displaying a single page, or a two-page sequence, a museum focuses the viewer’s attention on that specific segment of the overall story. Whereas in reading the comics story, the reader will probably get caught up in the narrative, if he sees one or two individual pages on a museum wall, he may notice details and nuances that might otherwise have slipped his conscious notice.

The pages in Montclair that most impressed me were pages 15 and 16 from issue 12 of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ masterpiece Watchmen. In the Watchmen trade paperback, page 16 is the reverse side of page 15. Arguably, these two pages work better as a unit within the issue when they are seen side by side. This is how the Montclair Art Museum presents the original art for these pages.

These two pages make up a short scene within a larger story sequence in the twelfth issue. Since Alan Moore notoriously writes extraordinarily lengthy and detailed scene descriptions in his plots, I do not know which visual aspects of this scene should be attributed to writer Moore and which to artist Gibbons. Together, however, they created a two-page sequence that is a masterpiece of comics storytelling, and which whets my interest in someday embarking on a panel-by-panel analysis of the entire Watchmen series.

(And if you have not read Watchmen, I am about to give away one of the secrets of its plot, so you may wish to skip ahead twenty-seven paragraphs.)

In the first panel Adrian Veidt, alias Ozymandias, stands inside his Antarctic headquarters, gazing into a doorway. Veidt has modeled himself after Alexander the Great, his costume evokes the garb of classical civilization, and he looks rather like an ancient Greek statue as he stands in profile. He wears a placid expression, looking perhaps as if he is lost in thought. If you have the book, then you know the context: he is looking into his “intrinsic field subtractor” chamber, which he just employed to (apparently) disintegrate the godlike Doctor Manhattan, and in the last panel on the previous page he was mulling over the scientific aspects of destroying the Doctor, apparently oblivious to the moral cost of murder.

In the background of this first panel the alert reader will see the silhouetted figures of the superheroes Nite Owl and Rorschach, as if they embody Nemesis, out to avenge the murder of their colleague. They stand in another doorway, and perhaps are merely watching at this point, and not coming forward,

But revenge will come sooner than they could reach him. A balloon, containing the word “Veidt,” hovers to the right of his head, its tail leading offpanel, towards the second panel in the page’s top tier.

This second panel shows another of Watchmen‘s superheroes, Laurie, the Silk Spectre, who was once Doctor Manhattan’s lover, who has surely just witnessed Veidt’s seemingly successful attempt to murder him, and who knows (as do Nite Owl and Rorschach) that Veidt is the mastermind behind the massacre of half the population of New York City. (As I have pointed out in my “1986: The Year That Changed Comics” lectures at MoCCA, in the aftermath of the 9/11 attacks, issue 12 of Watchmen takes on new resonance.) Whereas Veidt was shown turned in profile, Laurie faces the reader, angrily aiming a gun and telling Veidt, “You’re an asshole” (a line which should confirm to the museumgoer who hasn’t read Watchmen that this isn’t a book for small children).

Circular lines curve around Laurie: these are the walls of a circular tunnel (as shown two pages earlier), leading in from the Antarctic snows (accounting for the puddles marking Laurie’s footsteps). The circular lines also serve to emphasize Laurie visually, perhaps harkening back to the occasional circular panels used in comics of the 1930s and 1940s. (Look at an early Batman story, for example.) If Laurie is enacting the role of avenging angel here, the circular lines might even suggest a halo.

Laurie is aiming her gun right at the reader. What this actually signifies is that in this one panel the reader has been given Veidt’s point of view as he, off-panel, turns his head and sees Laurie pointing the gun at him. Moore and Gibbons hardly encourage the reader to identify with Veidt in Watchmen, but by giving the reader Veidt’s literal viewpoint for this one panel, they encourage the reader to consider what it would feel like to see someone about to kill him or her.

Subtly the top tier heightens the intensity of the drama by bringing the reader closer to these two characters, panel by panel. The initial panel on the top tier shows Veidt from his head down to his knees. The second panel gives a closer view of Laurie, from her head to the top of her thighs. The third panel brings us even closer to Veidt, starting from the middle of his forehead, as he raises his left leg, as if that is the only way it could be seen in this close-up.

With the third panel the point of view shifts to Laurie’s. (The first panel was from an “objective” point of view, not that of any of the characters.) Veidt is in the process of turning from his profile position in the first panel to a position facing her. What is most notable about this panel, though, are the multiple images of his hand, held as if to administer a karate chop, and of his left leg, moving up as he is about to launch himself into the air. In contrast with the characters’ static poses in the first two panels, the third panel suggests that Veidt is moving to the attack so quickly that it his movement cannot be “caught” by the artist: it is the equivalent of a blurred movement in a photograph. It’s the kind of multiple image effect one might expect to see in The Flash, and presumably Moore and Gibbons are suggesting that Veidt, though he lacks super-powers, is somehow moving almost too quickly for the human eye to register fully. Even the transcription of Veidt’s battle cry (“Hhhhiiiiiii. . . .”) suggests movement.

The second tier consists of a single, long panel. It unites all four characters in the same visual space and serves as an establishing shot, marking the location of each within this chamber. The characters are divided into groups of two. In the background Nite Owl and Rorschach have moved forward, enough so that Nite Owl’s figure is now partly in the light, whereas Rorschach remains mostly in silhouette. The positions of their legs shows that they are now walking. In the foreground Veidt and Laurie are united by the bright blast of her gun, which not only connects the two figures visually but illuminates them both amid the shadows that have swallowed up much of the chamber (as well as Nite Owl and Rorschach).

The figures of Veidt and Laurie are sharply contrasted, and not simply because they are of different sexes. (This panel provides a clear view of Laurie’s microminiskirted legs, for example. Laurie becomes an archetypal female resisting Veidt’s personification of male aggression.) Veidt has no leapt into the air towards Laurie to attack her, thrusting forward his left leg (which he was raising in the previous panel), which looks as if it would have hit her in the lower abdomen (raising some nasty sexual implications). Veidt’s cape flows outward behind him. Hence Veidt is a basically horizontal figure here, whereas Laurie, firing her horizontal gunshot, stands vertically, in opposition to him.

Yet though Veidt and Laurie are in opposition to each other, their figures also echo each other. Veidt continues to utter his battle cry from panel three as Laurie fires her shot, whereupon it continues in the second tier as a cry of pain (“Yaaa. . .”). Whereas in panel three Veidt was extending his left arm to deliver a karate-style blow, in the second tier he holds his arms closer to his body, bringing his hands together, seemingly to clasp them over a gunshot wound. This pose echoes Laurie’s as she holds her arms together, as her hands hold her gun. As Veidt’s left leg extends forward in attack position, his right leg bends, perhaps in reaction to the pain he feels. Laurie extends her right leg forward, anchoring herself to the floor as she fires the shot, but her left leg bends back, perhaps in response to the recoil effect of the gunshot.

Moreover, whereas in the top tier Laurie and Veidt both wore facial expressions of anger, now their reactions are quite different. Veidt looks somber, as if reacting to the pain, while Laurie looks somewhat anguished, perhaps feeling some fear as she saw Veidt hurtling towards her, or perhaps distressed by the act of shooting at him, however much he deserves it.

The bottom tier continues the visual opposition of Laurie (vertical) and Veidt (horizontal): Veidt lies on the floor, seemingly dead, with his left hand over his heart, with blood staining his costume over his heart, and with his right hand, partly clenched, resting in a small puddle of blood on the floor. Laurie stands upright, although not entirely confidently: her head looks down towards Veidt’s body, and her left knee is bent. The bright light from the gun has been supplanted by smoke which curls eerily upward from the barrel.

In the background, Nite Owl and Rorschach continue their advance forward, both now mostly in the light. Shadow covers Nite Owl’s face, though, masking his reaction to what he’s seen; Rorschach, of course, wears a mask which conceals his facial expressions.

The first panel of the bottom tier hides the facial expressions of Veidt and Laurie as well. The seemingly dead Veidt’s face is turned away from us. Laurie has moved, standing beside Veidt’s head, with her back to the reader. We cannot see her face, but her body language–her stance, the position of her head–suggests her uncertainty as she carefully studies the seeming corpse.

Again, the “camera” is being moved subtly closer to the figures. Whereas the middle tier gave us a full figure shot of Laurie, in the third tier’s first panel we see her from the lower third of her head to just above her ankles. We still see the full length of Veidt’s body. In the second panel of the bottom tier, we draw still closer, seeing both Veidt and Laurie from the waist up. Now we can see Veidt’s face, which is once again in profile, but still not Laurie’s. This has the effect of focusing our attention more on Veidt. From the position of her head, Laurie is clearly looking at Veidt’s bloodied clenched hand, and we are being directed to do the same. The starlike points of the puddle of blood further emphasize Veidt’s hand, and oddly contrast with the rounder contours of the puddle of water marking Laurie’s path.

In the Watchmen paperback, one must turn the page to see what comes next, creating more of a feeling of suspense. But in the museum, pages 15 and 16 hang side by side, so the movement of the “camera,” coming increasingly closer to Veidt’s hand, is unbroken (save for having to shift one’s eyes to the top of page 16).

This pattern of slowly zooming in on something, or slowly pulling the “camera” back from it, is a characteristic Watchmen technique. Issue one begins, on the cover, with an extreme close-up of the Comedian’s trademark happy face button, with blood on it, as if from a head wound, and surrounded by a rivulet of blood, from the Comedian’s body. In each succeeding panel on page one the “camera” pulls further up and back, until it reaches the level of the window from which the Comedian fell to his death. Similarly, issue one closes with the “camera” pulling up and back from Laurie and Dan (Nite Owl) standing on a balcony.

The sequence with Veidt’s hand here in issue 12 creates a reverse effect from the opening page of issue 1. In the first issue the “camera” pulled up and back from a small object, amid blood, that was the symbol of the killing of one superhero (the Comedian) by another (Ozymandias). In issue 12, the “camera” step by step moves closer to Veidt’s clenched hand, lying amid blood, giving us a close-up of the hand in the first panel of the top tier of page 16. In the next panel the “camera” moves in still further, as Veidt opens his hand and reveals the bullet, covered with blood, that Laurie shot at him. Earlier, on page 9, Veidt had implied in conversation with a disbelieving Nite Owl that he was capable of catching a bullet that had been fired at him; now we see the proof. The blood-covered bullet becomes not the symbol of death but the symbol of one superhero’s (Veidt’s) ability to survive a murder attempt by another superhero (Laurie).

The third panel cuts to a closeup of Laurie, aghast at realizing what Veidt has done. Then the rhythm of three panels per tier is abruptly interrupted by the second tier, which consists of a single long panel, in which Veidt just as suddenly comes fully to life, raising himself on one hand and kicking Laurie in the abdomen with his left leg. Notice that this parallels the structure of the previous page, in which the top tier of three panels was followed by a second tier consisting of one panel, in which the figures of Veidt and Laurie were joined by the gunshot with which she attacked him. In the second tier of page 16 the figures of Laurie and Veidt are again joined, this time by Veidt’s leg connecting with her stomach. Thus Veidt succeeds in the kicking attack that Laurie thwarted on the previous page. Veidt still occupies a horizontal position and Laurie is in a vertical one, but Veidt is in the process of raising himself to a standing (vertical) position, and Laurie is toppling to a horizontal position, lying on the floor.

Thus Veidt and Laurie exchange positions, both literally and figuratively: he stands up, triumphant, while she lies down, in pain and defeat. This sequence is also a sinister variation on the archetypal pattern of symbolic death and resurrection, as Veidt, who sees himself as a hero but actually fills the role of Watchmen‘s primary villain, rises from apparent death.

In this second tier we see Veidt and Laurie from the same direction as Nite Owl and Rorschach do. This subliminally prepares us for the third tier of panels, in which Nite Owl confronts Veidt. With the violent assault over, the third tier returns to the steady three panel per tier pacing thatWatchmen usually employs.

Veidt’s first line in this tier is “There. Something else I wasn’t sure would work,” presumably about his success in catching the bullet, and echoing his comment about his seeming murder of Doctor Manhattan on page 14. This suggests that Veidt cares as little about Laurie’s pain as he did about the moral horror of murdering his former teammate Doctor Manhattan. Veidt’s figure is cropped in this panel so that we do not see his head, but we can imagine his indifferent expression from his dialogue. Instead the “camera” turns our attention to Laurie’s facial expression, reflecting her intense pain, as she lies on the floor, her arms positioned so that her unseen hands clasp her abdomen, just as Veidt’s seemed to cover his seeming wound on the previous page.

On rereading Watchmen the reader may observe that, despite Veidt’s confidence, he is as wrong in believing that he succeeded in killing Doctor Manhattan as Laurie was wrong in thinking she had shot Veidt.

Nite Owl and Rorschach have come much further into the chamber, while the “camera” looked elsewhere in the previous five panels, and they now stand fully in the light. As Laurie did in the first panel of the previous page, Nite Owl demands Ozymandias’s attention by calling his name: “Veidt!” But Veidt will defeat Nite Owl’s attempt at confronting him much more easily than he survived Laurie’s.

In the final tier’s second panel the “camera” radically changes position, so that we now seem to be standing behind Nite Owl and directly behind and to the immediate right of Rorschach. Whereas the previous page showed Nite Owl and Rorschach slowly advancing from the background, now we see Ozymandias advancing towards the foreground. This time the figure in the far background is Laurie, who begins to rise to her feet.

Nite Owl insults Veidt (“Veidt, you bastard. . . .”) and begins to threaten him, but his insult and threat seem standard melodramatic clichés, and his voice trails off (“I’ll. . .”). As if wearily scolding a child, Veidt calls him by his first name over and over (“Oh, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. . . .”), thereby failing to acknowledge his costumed persona. Then, in the page’s final panel, Veidt walks right past Nite Owl and Rorschach and out of the panel: the panel crops most of Veidt’s figure, as if he has already mostly passed out of the scene. “Do grow up. . . .” Veidt tells Nite Owl, who turns, looking bewildered at him. Not only has Nite Owl utterly failed to stop him, but Ozymandias has verbally reduced his would-be opponent to the level of a small child. Rorschach’s cropped figure has slightly turned to watch Ozymandias as he passes, showing us part of his mask: Rorschach’s thoughts on the scene he has witnessed these last two pages remain characteristically enigmatic. In the background Laurie stands upright, but her head is bowed, presumably in pain and defeat.

Nearby hung the original art for a page from another classic Alan Moore story, Batman: The Killing Joke (1988), illustrated by Brian Bolland. This page was from the sequence in which the Joker recounts his (possible) origin, based on the 1951 story “The Mystery of the Red Hood” from Detective Comics #168. In Moore’s version an unnamed comedian is forced by criminals to pose as their supposed masked leader, the Red Hood, but while they are robbing a chemical plant, they are confronted by the Batman. This page has numerous superb visual effects. In one panel we see double images of the Batman in the Red Hood’s goggles, magnifying the threat perceived by the frightened comedian. Bolland takes a surprising but effective minimal approach to the key moment when the Red Hood, desperate to escape Batman, falls into a vat of chemical wastes: the artist represents the two antagonists by only a glove and part of a cape. Best of all is the large panel in which the Red Hood, still masked, climbs out of the chemical wastes outside the factory. Bolland depicts the barbed wire and vegetation in highly detailed, naturalistic fashion, but what is most impressive are the concentric circles in the tainted water, marking when raindrops fall: the patterns are at once beautiful and eerie, thus setting the stage for what will happen on the next page, when the Red Hood unmasks to discover the wastes have given him the garishly colored hair and face of the Joker.

My final favorite artwork in the show was Alex Ross’s gorgeous painted cover for a reprint edition of The History of the DC Universe. Strangely, the accompanying label at the museum claimed that the painting exemplified the influence of Surrealism on Ross’s work, offering Salvador Dali’s work as an example. No, no, no, Ross does not deal in distortions of reality but in endowing the fantastic figures and places of comic book universes with a persuasive semblance of reality. His History of the DC Universe cover really demonstrates the influence on Ross of both the great artists of the Golden Age of Illustration, such as his hero Norman Rockwell, and of cinematic montage.

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There is so much in this painting to admire. My favorite section shows the head of the Batman; as usual, Ross makes him look like a real man, wearing a mask made of real fabric, his eyes visible through slits, and simultaneously like a formidable, iconic figure who is larger than life, rather than, say, a guy going to a costume party. Ross makes the bat “ears” on Batman’s cowl so long that they conjure the image of devil’s horns, for the Batman is a man who takes on the image of a fearsome bat–or a devil–to defend us from truly devilish menaces. Look how the tall, thin “horns” of Batman’s cowl are echoed by the tall, thin spires of Gotham City’s skyscrapers to the left of his head. Bats, his symbol, fly amid the skyscrapers, and simultaneously over a scene of the boy Bruce Wayne sitting in darkness behind the slain bodies of his parents. The bats hover over the scene, like omens of the boy’s eventual transformation into Batman. Ross’s positioning of this scene near the head of Batman may suggest that this is something that the adult Batman is constantly thinking about: it is his motivation for his endless war on crime. I am also struck by the pose of the kneeling young Bruce. His body language doesn’t suggest the initial shock and horror of witnessing the murders of his parents. Rather, this scene seems to be set moments later, when that initial shock has passed, and young Bruce has relaxed into a state of quiet mourning, and perhaps contemplation, which will eventually lead to the decision that will shape the rest of his life. The blue colors of the Batman section of the painting suggest both night, which is Batman’s realm, and the “blues”–his endless sorrow.

Ross places Wonder Woman’s head against a background of classical architecture, suggesting both her home among the Amazons on Paradise Island and her series’ background in Greek and Roman mythology. Ross pursues the mythological theme with the section of the painting devoted to Captain Marvel. I like his depiction of the Captain shouting as lightning dances over his body. It is as if moments before, young Billy Batson shouted the magic word “Shazam,” and the enchanted lightning transformed him into his superhuman counterpart. Even better is the background: pyramids amidst the desert, reminding us that the Captain derives his powers from the wizard Shazam, who came from ancient Egypt. The orange palette of this area of the painting suggests the desert sands.

For the section of the painting devoted to DC’s World War Ii heroes, including Sgt. Rock, the Haunted Tank (complete with the specter of the Civil War’s General Jeb Stuart), and the Blackhawks in their planes, Ross chooses the color red, perhaps as a reminder that war involved death and blood

I love the visual parallels and echoes in this painting, such as the way that the large foreheads of the Guardians of the Universe, who protect the cosmos from injustice and danger, parallel the enormous brow of Darkseid, the DC’s Universe’s foremost embodiment of all that the Guardians oppose.

I also greatly admire the way that Ross unifies the entire composition with circles: the twin planets New Genesis and Apokolips from Jack Kirby’s The New Gods, the time bubble holding three members of the Legion of Super-Heroes, the encircled swastika representing the foes of the World War II heroes, the circular body of the Guardians’ giant power battery, reflecting the images of their Green Lantern Corps. The right of the painting, which would have appeared on the front of this wraparound cover, is dominated by the face of Superman against what is really an exploding circle: the destruction of the planet Krypton. But shooting above the cataclysm is a small, nearly circular object: the tiny spacecraft bringing the future Superman to Earth.

There was more than just comics art to see at the Montclair Art Museum, and I also explored its galleries of 19th and 20th century American art, its gallery devoted to the Hudson River School painter George Inness, and its collection of Native American artwork. Pleased with my visit, I exited the museum, had only a short wait at the bus stop just outside, and embarked on my expedition back home.

But I got off the bus only about five minutes after I got on. Where was my notebook? It was not in my pockets or my bag or on the floor in front of me. I asked to get off the bus and trudged uphill back to the Museum (How did that bus cover so much ground in such a short time?). The notebook wasn’t at the bus stop, or along the path to the Museum, and although the Museum staff was very helpful, we couldn’t find it anywhere on the floors of the Museum either. So I ended up going back through the exhibit, reconstructing my notes on the pages of a magazine I’d brought. I left my phone number at the Museum, in case the notebook turned up, and checked with New Jersey Transit the next day, but the notebook had seemingly dematerialized.

Could it be that some museumgoer spotted it and gratuitously decided to steal it? But why? One of the guards suggested, “Maybe you take good notes.” Hmm.

To cheer myself up upon returning to Manhattan from Montclair, I went to see the movie Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. In it Luna Lovegood tells Harry about nargles, creatures that she claims have stolen many of her belongings. Harry doesn’t believe in them, but he may be mistaken.

I say that Montclair suffers from an infestation of nargles, who are even now attempting to use my notes to become celebrated Internet columnists on comics! Readers, feel free to visit “Reflecting Culture,” which remains at the Montclair Art Museum through January 13, 2008 but beware: the nargles of Montclair may exact a heavy price.

–Copyright 2007 Peter Sanderson

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 9/10/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Who’s who in the classic Donald Duck short The Autograph Hound… (Thingamabob)

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SModcast 28

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 28: Scottacita Wants a Carnita! –

In which our heroes marvel at a canine onanist and other dog oddities, dissect barf-jobs, dream of seeing how Cheerios are made, expose the dirty secrets behind the Twinkie and the McDonald’s shake, and spend a long time discussing the Twenty Most Bizarre Experiments ever conducted.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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September 7, 2007

Contest: Win 30 Rock!

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In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re celebrating the DVD release of the complete first season of Tina Fey’s 30 ROCK by giving away 2 copies to a pair of lucky winners.

All you have to do to enter is fill out the entry form below”¦

Contest ends at midnight EST on Monday, September 10th.

Contest closed. Thanks for playing.

Scrubs Blog: My Broadway Auction

Filed under: Production Blogs,Quickcasts,Scrubs Blog,Video — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:03 am

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VIDEO BLOG #87: “My Broadway Auction” ““
The “Stephanie & Deb Show” returns for a third outing, this time with a special announcement about a special charity auction where fans can support Broadway Cares while picking up some cool swag from Season 6’s musical episode. Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS (BC/EFA) is the nation’s leading industry-based, not-for-profit AIDS fundraising and grant making organization. Since its founding in 1988, BC/EFA has raised over $130 million for critically needed services for people with AIDS, HIV or HIV-related illnesses. Please join us in supporting this wonderful organization. Simply log on to www.bcefa.org and follow the links to the “online auctions” page. Thank you!

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Trailer Park: Blair Butler

Filed under: Columns,Interviews,Quickcasts,Trailer Park,Video — admin @ 4:54 am

By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here”¦

Instead of manning-up and actually going the emotionally hard route of being outrightly rejected by publishers, I’m rejecting them first and allowing you to give my entire book a preview, let you read the whole thing or, if you like, download the whole damn thing at no cost. Download and read my first book “Thank You, Goodnight” for FREE.

One of the nice things about actually going to Comic-Con is that you can sometimes get opinions about comics that don’t come from your average, pale, emaciated comic book shop employee.

Blair Butler, of Fresh Ink on G4’s Attack of the Show, does readers for all genres of comics a great service by being an objective voice about what’s hype and what what’s hot within the illustrated world. Her thoughts are always interesting if for the reasons that they’re always well reasoned and come from a place of genuine affinity for the art form. The selections she chooses to champion and those that get her occasional barb help to sift through the wheat and chafe. Since there isn’t any one single platform where comics are given an objective arena to be talked about on television, and surely there could be the case that Blair could turn the segment into a full-length show with the amount of titles that are out and come out on a weekly basis, it’s her recommendations that hold the greatest weight with me; it’s due to her that I found DMZ, one of the best titles going today.

Prior to the interview she was signing autographs with some of the other members of Attack of the Show and it was interesting to see the number of fans that were clamoring for just a few moments with her. She’s the latter day equivalent of a rock star within the context of the convention but couldn’t have been a more interesting and engaging person to talk to about the state of the comic universe. When I finally sat down with her we talked about what’s been good to read, conventions in general and the nature of the superhero genre.

You can catch Blair with a varying degree of certainty on G4’s Attack of the Show which airs nightly or you can catch all her most recent installment of Fresh Ink over at G4’s website.

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Weekend Shopping Guide 9/7/07: The Third Heat

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:40 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Although I was somewhat lukewarm to the pilot, I’m glad that I gave Tina Fey’s 30 Rock (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) a second chance, because it quickly established itself as one of the best sitcoms of the season… and ever. In fact, if it were to never come back for another season, I’m quite secure in placing it within the pantheon of comedy classics, for its brilliant writing and spot-on ensemble cast – including Fey, Alec Baldwin, Tracey Morgan, and the stealth genius that is Jack McBrayer as Kenneth the NBC Page. Bonus features include audio commentaries on select episodes, deleted scenes, web shorts, a gag reel, and more. Get this set. Now.

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Diving into the new Office: Season 3 set (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) is like leaping into a comedy TARDIS. Not only do you get all 22 episodes, but there are enough deleted scenes to make a half-dozen more. If that weren’t enough to kill a viewing week with, there’s audio commentaries, promos, featurettes, wraparounds, videos, bloopers, and more.

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On the scale of dry comedy, Demetri Martin would be a desert. But a very, very funny desert. Often featured on the Daily Show, I first became aware of his unique stand-up specials courtesy of the UK, where he’s been a staple of the Fringe comedy circuit for the past few years. With the DVD premiere of his special Demetri Martin: Person (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), the US can finally reclaim him for our own. Bonus features include commentary, deleted scenes, his Comedy Central Presents special, and extra footage.

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Cheech & Chong’s first (and best) flick gets the red carpet special edition treatment, bot howdy. In addition to being fully remastered, Up In Smoke (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$14.98 SRP) now sports an audio commentary from Cheech and producer Lou Adler, deleted scenes, a retrospective documentary, an animated music video, 2 vintage radio spots, and more. All that for a stoner classic? Groovy.

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After her legendary britcom tour de farce as Hyacinth Bucket, Patricia Routledge took on the role of sleuthing housewife-turned-detective Hetty Wainthropp in the long-running Hetty Wainthropp Investigates, which teamed her up with a teenage sidekick played by Hobbit and castaway-to-be Dominic Monaghan. The entire run is now available in the aptly titled Hetty Wainthropp Investigates: The Complete Collection (Acorn Media, Not Rated, DVD-$149.99 SRP), featuring 27 episodes across 13 discs, plus the original pilot and an exclusive interview with Routledge.

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As a freelance photographer in the 1960’s, Robert Altman snapped many an iconic photo of the latter half of that decade’s cultural zeitgeist. Many of those photos are collected in he hardcover tome The Sixties (Santa Monica Press, $39.95 SRP). From the hippies to the rock superstars and the establishment forces that were terrified of it all, it’s a great snapshot of a moment in time.

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Just in time for the debut of its third season, the complete first and second season set of FX’s largely overlooked It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) hits DVD. It’s a shame that it doesn’t get more buzz than it does, since its portrait of the kibitzing patrons of the Philly bar Paddy’s manages to hit many a comic high note – and it also features the welcome return to television of one Danny DeVito. The 3 disc set features all 17 episodes, scenes from the original pilot, audio commentaries, a making-of featurette, outtakes, and more.

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When Sherlock Holmes is placed under house arrest after being accused for crimes he didn’t commit, he employs a group of plucky youths to be his eyes, ears, and feet to solve the mystery of missing kids and poisoned policemen. Dubbed the Baker Street Irregulars, they’re the focus of Sherlock Holmes and the Baker Street Irregulars (Acorn Media, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP), a great little drama which stars Jonathan Pryce as the master detective.

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As peace has finally taken root in Northern Ireland, it’s fascinating to go back and examine the roots of the conflict that drove decades of conflict between the British and Irish nationalists – and those origins are captured vividly in Ken Loach’s The Wind That Shakes The Barley (IFC Films, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP), starring Cillian Murphy as a doctor turned revolutionary in an country on the brink of all out civil war. Bonus features include an audio commentary and a profile of Loach.

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I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that Nip/Tuck has made it to a fourth season (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), as it’s one of those wonderful trashy gumbos that occasionally come down the pike and implant themselves in the television landscape like a parasitic guilty pleasure. The 5-disc set features all 15 fourth season episodes, plus unaired scenes, a spotlight on the guest stars, a look at some of the real life basis for the stories, and a gag reel.

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I’m not entirely sure why Paramount has moved to splitting up the release of the Spongebob seasons on DVD, but the show still delivers, regardless of only being half a season. The 2-disc Spongebob Squarepants: Season 5 Volume 1 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.99 SRP) contains 21 episodes, plus “Friend or Foe” shorts. I’d be lying if I didn’t wish there were more bonus materials, as the earlier seasons had. C’mon, Paramount! It’s Spongebob!

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If intellectual exploits are on your weekend agenda, check out a pair of documentaries from PBS – China From The Inside (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP) & The Living Weapon (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP). China From The Inside is a 4-part exploration of the still mysterious, yet massive, country, while The Living Weapon tells the tale of America’s development of biological weapons in the 40’s and 50’s.

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After a disastrous sophomore season full of creative missteps, creator Marc Cherry managed to right Desperate Housewives (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) before too many fans gave up the ship, by remembering that it was the dynamic between the housewives themselves – both dramatic and comic – that was the real engine. The complete 3rd season features all 23 episodes, plus a look at the season finale, Cherry’s favorite moments, deleted scenes, and more.

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Though critically praised and beloved by a dedicated – though small – fanbase, I never got into the short-lived The Black Donnellys (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). Now, you can get all 13 episodes of this drama about the fractured relationship of the four Donnelly brothers as they become swept up in the New York underworld.

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The cross-dressing farce of Bosom Buddies (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$31.99 SRP) really doesn’t age terribly well. By the show’s second season, the already thin premise – of two guys desperate for an apartment who cross-dress to get one in a restricted women-only building – became harder and harder to pull off. Still, at least there’s great performances from Tom Hanks, Peter Scolari, and Wendie Jo Sperber. The 3-disc second season set features all 18 episodes, plus a rare sales presentation.

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Without a doubt, Georgia Rule (Universal, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is a “chick flick”. It features three generations of women – Jane Fonda, Felicity Huffman, Lindsey Lohan – coming together and healing fractured mother-daughter ties. How much more feminine can you get? Bonus features include behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted scenes, a gag reel, and more.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 9/7/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Come with me now, as we explore the wacky world of video game speed runs – starting with the original Super Mario Bros.… (Thingamabob)
  • Mario breaks the speed of sound going after the veggie-loathing Wart… (Thingamabob)
  • While Link takes down the evil Ganon in the distant past… (Thingamabob)

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September 6, 2007

QSE News: Week In Review – 9/7/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:44 pm

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgAccording to Courtney Love, troubled singer Amy Winehouse is the worst drug addict she’s ever met. Love continued, saying that “Even I wasn’t that bad.” All that we can say here at QSE News is “Damn, Amy… that’s like the Pope telling you that you’re a better Catholic than he is.” We look forward to next year’s attempt at your record by Lindsay Lohan at the 2008 Coke-Whore Challenge.
  • Producers of the American Idol Idols Live Tour are beginning to get worried as ticket sales for the concerts are down when compared to previous tours. In addition, not a single show has sold out – most of the concerts to date have had attendance below 60% of capacity. Music insiders say that if the trend continues, performers may have to do something drastic, like write their own material.
  • Apple has announced the details of a new iPod that will be hitting stores soon. The new iPod is modeled after the widely popular iPhone and will have WiFi and touch-screen capabilities. In a press conference, Apple’s main man Steve Jobs said “This is an exciting time – and if aren’t lucky enough to get one of these new iPods, you might as well kill yourself, because you will be unpopular. But don’t worry, if you don’t have the courage to kill yourself, the new iTerminators will come by your house and kill you.”
  • Last week was a rough week for TV as overall ratings were at an all-time low. TV executives are blaming the drop in viewers on the warm weather and long Labor Day weekend. In response to the low ratings, all four major networks will meet with the fast food industry next week in order to develop a plan to make Americans even more fat and lazy “so they don’t leave the house and can’t do anything except sit there and watch TV.”
  • Legendary tenor Luciano Pavarotti passed away on Thursday after a long battle with cancer.  Since he began his career in 1961, Pavarotti has been one of the biggest stars, both literally and figuratively, that opera has ever seen.  The singer will be buried in Modena, Italy with representatives of Green Peace on hand to ensure that the carcass is disposed of properly and not just hauled back into the ocean.
  • Former child star Brian Bonsall was sentenced to two years probation after pleading guilty to third-degree assault charges. Bonsall, who starred on Family Ties, was arrest in March after his girlfriend called the cops and reported Bonsall had poured an alcoholic drink on her face while she slept, put her in a choke hold and threw her onto a bed when she tried to leave. This recent episode marks Bonsall’s first hit since the end of Family Ties… and with that QSE News would like to congratulate ourselves for our 100th tasteless domestic violence joke. We’d like to thank the little, abusive people – like Bonsall – that made this milestone possible.

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 9/6/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:07 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • A. Whitney Brown supports the troops… (Thingamabob)

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September 5, 2007

Game On! 9-4-2007: Love’s Labor Day Lost

Filed under: Game On! — admin @ 1:33 am

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Well, during the labor day weekend, I dove head first into a decent amount of games. Now, I actually have a decent sized column in who knows how long. Beta testing, a new review, news and more. It’s all here in this edition of Game On!

First, I have to say that, even though it’s in the beta stages, the CALL OF DUTY 4 multiplayer is shaping up to be one of the best online gaming experiences coming out this holiday season. Not only does it run at a silky-smooth 60 frames per second (even in beta form!) but there’s a huge amount of improvements and features to keep fans coming back and playing more.

cod4_1.jpgFirstly, there’re the new weapons. From modern AK 47s and Carbines, to the lovely RPG rocket launchers, there’s a load of destruction to go around. The graphics here look amazingly sharp, and kills come fast and with greater detail than in previous iterations. The main appeal, however, to the multiplayer game is the new perk system. As you make kills in a match, you earn XP, which moves you up in rank and allows for more features for your selected warrior, such as the ability to create you own class, customize weapons and more. Plus, for strings of uninterrupted (AKA, no dying yourself) kills, you get certain features you can use during a match. 3 kills gets you a UAV radar, to find where your foes are hiding, 5 kills sends in an air strike, and 7 kills lets loose a helicopter, blasting forth and racking up kills for you. Sadly, my kill as a player has only granted me ONE air strike in my two weeks in the beta, but man is it ever cool. If there’s one complaint I would have about the weapons, is that some of the sniper rifles don’t seem to be as accurate as they could be, or as powerful. I hit a guy with a good, solid headshot, and it took two more before he went down. Still, most of the other weapons perform accurately and are huge amount of fun to use.

As I said, however, all this leads into the perk system. By gaining the XP and ranking up, you can customize your class to include some very cool options. Firstly, you can outfit your weapon with scopes, grips or camo (and unlock more by completing challenges, like 25 headshots with a certain weapon) as well as choose a side arm and special grenade (stun, flash or smoke). You also have three “perk slots”, which each have their own variety of features. Perk One allows you to choose to add C4 to your arsenal for remote detonation, three special grenades instead of one (unless it’s smoke), the afore mentioned RPG ad more as you progress. Also, if you choose to outfit your heavy assault rifle with a grenade launcher (otherwise known as the noob tube) this takes up Perk One. Perk Two is more for the conditioning of your character, such as extra health with “Juggernaut”, higher explosive damage, more stopping power with bullets and the like. Perk Three is my favorite, which features some awesome game enhancements like Steady Aim, Deep Impact (to allow shooting through walls), as well as the fan favorite “Last Stand”. When killed with last stand, you have a few brief moments (unless shot while in Last Stand) to take aim at your attacker using only your pistol to try to bring them down, or take the “coward’s way out” and derive them of their XP points for the kill.

The three maps offered give players a great variety and fairly large locales in which to battle. Overgrown, which takes place in a farmland is ideal for snipers. Vacant, with its abandoned buildings and run down back alleys is a great run and gun area. Crash, the best of all, features a downed Black Hawk helicopter in the center of a village square, and features ample high and low ground in which to fight. There’s your typical Team Deathmatch and Deathmatch (Free for All) options, as well as Team Tactical (small Team Deathmatch and Search and Destroy missions with 2v2 or 3v3) and Team Objective, which offers either Domination (a capture the flag variation with respawns) or Search and Destroy (with no respawns).

The perk system is definitely what will keep folks playing the game, just to see what more can be unlocked. The beta went up for the public last Monday (press got in a week before, but I suck so much at these type of games online, it took me this long to write this), but closed temporarily to allow the huge amount of folks who signed up to play. Sign up for another will be soon, according to Activision, and hopeful players can go to www.CharlieOscarDelta.com and sign up to get a token to the beta on Xbox Live. So far, here’s another game who’s experience (this time in online) is making me say “Halo Who?”

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Speaking of maps, there’s a bunch of free ones out monday. The GEARS OF WAR “Hidden Fronts” pack, normally $10, is free starting today, and the first GHOST RECON ADVANCED WARFIGHTER 2 “Throwback Pack” dropped to free as well. Hell, “Throwback Pack 2″ just dropped, featuring maps from GHOST RECON SUMMIT STRIKE and the original GRAW, and is free as well”¦that’s like, $30 worth of maps for the sweet price of FREE! HAPPY LABOR DAY WEEKEND!

WE CAN BE HEROES

heroesofmana1.jpgThe once revered MANA series has had its share of troubles lately. With every subsequent sequel, prequel or whichever, they try to re-invent the style of gameplay. DAWN OF MANA didn’t work as an action RPG because it had a crazy level system where your max level was 4, and it reset with every subsequent stage you completed, and the camera REALLY sucked. Prior to that CHILDREN OF MANA attempted a traditional RPG style, but lost out, frankly, due to the game being far too boring. Now, HEROES OF MANA attempts an RTS style, and while it works for the most part, it too has it’s problems.

For the most part, the traditional staples of an RTS are there. Bases to create different types of troops, scouts, gathers and the like. Assigning tasks with the stylus works well, as circling troops to move them as a unit it very user friendly. Attacks are automated, for the most part, all it takes is leading the troops to the battle, and letting them battle. Sadly, this is also where the game’s short coming come in. A lot of the time, if the path to battle (or rather, anywhere) isn’t a straight line, one or more of your troops will get lost along the way, and you’ll have to wrangle them in far too much. Also, certain enemy types are susceptible to opposing types of your troops, like a flying attacker can be brought down by a missile attacker, but can’t hurt a heavy unit, or the like. Unfortunately, you often can’t tell what kind of foe you’re fighting right away, so you may be wasting time attacking a foe who’s going to do double damage on you while you’re doing ½ of what you could to them, with no way to recognize this.

Most of the frustration comes from the attacks themselves, however. While most of your battles are fairly matched, some of your troops won’t attack at all, just standing just outside of where a ranged attacker is, not fighting, but taking damage. Once you wrestle control to that troop and get them involved, their health is so depleted they die anyway, and you must restart the mission.

Still, the game does keep it as basic as possible, so even neophytes to the RTS style will get the knack of controlling and ordering troops, making bases, and more. The graphic style is also quite nice, with a certain mix of old school sprites and nicely animated cut scenes between stages. The stylus control gives a certain amount of precision, but again, there’s a bit of frustration to be had AFTER it’s done, when the troops, despite you orders, take a mind of their own.

It’s not broken, it’s just not a perfect mix. And while it does have some nice things going for it, sadly, the bad outweighs the good. It’s something to try if you have to have every chapter in the MANA universe, and it’s beginner style may appeal to those new to RTS’, but it’s far from perfect presentation and frustrations may keep most from playing too long.

One Gamer’s Opinion:

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THE GAME ON! RATING SYSTEM

 

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Ratings From Greatest to Least:

Kick Ass, Right On, Okay, Eh, and Stinker (aka CRAPTACULAR)

 

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