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January 11, 2008

Weekend Shopping Guide 1/11/08: Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:38 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Confronted with the marketing campaign for The Riches (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), I was unsure if I even wanted to give the show a try. Here was American-accented Eddie Izzard and Minnie Driver playing the parents of an American gypsy family who assume the identities of a wealthy couple after an auto accident leaves them dead. The series turned out to be well-written and engaging, and it’s a joy to see the Mallory family trying to keep their ruse alive in the face of not only their newly assumed community, but also the interference of their Traveler clan. The 4-disc box set features all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, webisodes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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He may have celebrated his half-century mark with a private soiree, but Elton John decided that his 60th birthday bash would be done in front of an audience, and celebrate his incredible catalogue in style. Elton 60: Live At Madison Square Garden (Universal Music, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) is a 2-disc affair featuring the entire concert, as well as rare archive performances. I’m no fan of the tepid synth schmaltz that smothered Elton in the 80’s and 90’s, but for fans of his classic 70’s catalogue of tunes like “Holiday Inn” and “Roy Rogers”, this concert is a welcome trip down memory lane – and to have the man himself still in powerful voice is like icing on the cake.

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No matter how many things I enjoyed about the latest Potter adaptation, Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$34.99 SRP), I was quite annoyed by director David Yates’s breakneck pace throughout the film, which often undercuts any sense of drama or character establishment as we’re quickly pushed on to the next scene. It’s like being shoved through a museum. On the plus side, the kids are still on their arc of improvement as thespians, and the franchise continues to draw the cream of the British acting establishment – this time headed up by Imelda Staunton as the draconian Defense Against The Dark Arts professor Dolores Umbridge. The 2-disc special edition features include a look at the editing process, a video journal following the actress who plays Tonks, a look at the secrets of Harry Potter’s destiny that have been revealed in the films so far, and a clutch of deleted scenes.

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After the bare bones release of just a few short months ago, David Fincher’s Zodiac (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP) returns with an expanded 2-disc director’s cut, featuring a pair of audio commentaries, a behind-the-scenes documentary, a documentary on the Zodiac investigation itself, a featurette about the prime suspect in the case, and previsualizations.

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The second season of Caroline Aherne’s amazing Britcom The Royle Family (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) gets to see the light of day in the USA, and we’re all the luckier for it, because it truly is both a beautifully written and acted series. In a nutshell, it takes place entirely within the living room of the titular lower-middle class family, and it is gold. Check it out.

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As a semi-proud outcast myself, it’s always fun to see a flick that caters to the dejected, aimless, loveless outcasts of the world – and Eagle vs Shark (Miramax, Rated R, DVD-$29.99 SRP) certainly fits the bill. The 2 outcasts destined for outcast love are Lily & Jarrod, who meet at a fancy dress party with an “animal” theme. Again – outcast love. The special edition DVD features audio commentary, deleted scenes, a featurette, music video, and outtakes.

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Maybe it was just charity concert fatigue, but by the time the Concert For Diana (Universal Music, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) rolled around, it carried such a tired, “been there, done that” feel that seemed to permeate the entire affair – right down to the performances themselves. Still, it’s packed with an impressive line-up – including Elton John, Tom Jones, Duran Duran, Lily Allen, Fergie, Kanye West, and… well… Ricky Gervais. The 2-disc set also contains the home movies seen throughout the concert, as well as a behind-the-scenes documentary.

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Ian McShane’s be-mulleted antique dealer/sleuth Lovejoy (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) returns for the show’s second season of close calls and choice finds. The 3-disc set features all 11 episodes, plus both an interview and a retrospective piece with McShane himself, long before he called anyone a cocksucker in Deadwood. Good times.

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Watching a remake is always a dangerous affair – made even more treacherous when the original flick is actually a classic. The classic remake in question is 3:10 To Yuma (Lionsgate, Rated R, DVD-$29.95 SRP), which finds Russell Crowe assuming the role of outlaw Ben Wade, whose capture by Civil War vet Dan Evans (Christian Bale) sets in motion a chain of events when he’s asked to deliver the fugitive to the titular train at the titular time with Wade’s gang in hot pursuit. Thankfully, the remake delivers – and while it doesn’t outshine the original, it’s certainly no embarrassment. Bonus features include an audio commentary, making-of documentaries, and deleted scenes.

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For far too long, Cat Stevens (now Yusuf Islam) has been on a self-imposed exile from popular music, releasing the occasional religious-themed album but refraining from performing any of his classic catalogue or writing an album of new pop material. Thankfully, he’s reconsidered his stance and delivered a mighty fine concert live from London’s Porchester Hall, which can be found on the DVD Yusuf’s Café Session (Universal Music, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP). In addition to the concert itself (which also contains a few new tunes), the DVD features a first person documentary on his life and career, plus additional videos.

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Unlike last year’s lackluster season of 24, the latest season of what’s pretty much the British equivalent, MI-5 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP), is a rollercoaster of intrigue and thrills – starting off with a two-part episodes that finds Britain on the brink of anarchy and the cause may be within the government itself. The 5-disc 5th season set features all 10 episodes, plus a pair of audio commentaries, a “Guide To Series 5” featurette, and a sneak peek at series 6.

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Rejoice in the DVD debut of the Wonder Twins Zan & Jayna and space monkey Gleek with the release of season one, volume one of The All New Super Friends Hour (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). The 2-disc box set features 7 full episodes, plus a retrospective featurette and a spotlight on the guest stars. Wonder Twin Powers, activate!

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Like King Of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond before it, Two And A Half Men (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP) is an affably harmless sitcom that has no other aspiration than to provide about 20 minutes of disposable comedy – and I’m perfectly fine with that. The 2nd season set features all 24 episodes, plus a pair of behind-the-scenes featurettes and a gag reel.

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Celebrating the landmark album’s 30th anniversary, Bob Marley & The Wailers’ classic Exodus (Island, $13.98 SRP) gets an aural sprucing up. Sadly, there’s no bonus material to speak of, but for the audio quality alone this is a must-have.

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After the full release of the complete first season in one set, Paramount has decided to split up the 2nd season set of Gunsmoke (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.99 SRP) into 2 volumes. Volume 1 features the first 20 episodes of that sophomore season, plus the original sponsor spots.

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As much as I love Meat Loaf as a singer and a performer, I’ve got to admit that – for the past decade – his live performances have almost become someone doing a parody of his “style”. I don’t know if the increasingly wavering vocals – which were always in his performances, and used for emotion – were due to a weakening voice, as it’s recently come to pass that he’s had to cancel shows due to vocal chord problems, but the Meat Loaf of the 3 Bats Live concert DVD (Hip-O, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) was, to say the least, a disappointment. His timing on the songs culled from all 3 Bat Out Of Hell albums was all over the place, giving the concert the feel of bad karaoke. Occasionally, the old Meat would reappear – but then it seems like he’d be driven back into hell by this odd doppelganger. Come back Meat!

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After a couple of one-off releases, Nickelodeon has dropped the complete first season of The Naked Brothers Band (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.99 SRP). The 2-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus featurettes and music videos.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Trailer Park: I’ve Been Pull-Quoted

Filed under: Trailer Park — admin @ 2:21 am

By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here…

Instead of putting off and putting off and putting off my vow to somehow market my first book I am letting people download my first book for free. Give it a preview or read the whole thing for free. Download and read my “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE.

Some stray thoughts as I head into this week’s column:

A) I saw CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR and JUNO last week.

First, CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR. I’m not really here to give a review but I can’t help but to try and seek some kind of understanding from people smarter than myself for why this movie is even being mentioned as an Oscar contender.

It wasn’t so much the question of the irresistible force versus the immovable object, Tom Hanks’ and Philip Seymour Hoffman’s performances versus Julia Roberts’ forehead, but the movie lacked any clear dramatic thrust. Here you had a notorious Lothario who just happened to get involved with a cause that moved him to step out of his comfort zone for a bit. What the problem was for me, then, was Hanks’ detachment from the situation. He pulled some strings, stumped a little bit and stomped his feet; there wasn’t anything really at stake for a man who just wanted to keep getting re-elected term after term.

I’m also a little pissed that this movie took a “no comment” stance regarding how this Afghan/Soviet war gave rise to someone who was going to take his training and turn it back around on his handlers: Osama bin Laden. Um, this was kind of a big deal and to kind of relegate it to “whatever” territory in the final draft of this movie is a bit of an insult to everyone’s intelligences.

How it could have been improved: Make this movie all about Philip Seymour Hoffman. The movie would have proved to have been a much more enjoyable experience if it solely focused on what was at stake for this goofy, intelligent and snap-mouthed man named Gust. He’s obviously been having a stellar year with THE SAVAGES, CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR and BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOUR DEAD. His could have been the story that had some weight to it. Unfortunately, we’re treated to something that you can’t help but feel underwhelmed by at the end.

Secondly, JUNO. One thing about the backlash which I hope happens against Diablo Cody (For the love of Christ, your name is Brook. Unless you go back to throwing panties at my face in the same strip joint where you slung your milk jugs around for a wad of Washingtons your name is Brook) it should only extend into the questioning as to why the witty pitter-patter between the characters in the movie, namely out of Ellen Page’s mouth, is seen for what it is: bullshit. I don’t know any emo kid who talks like that unless instructed to do so by a Hollywood screenwriter and, as Rainn Wilson showed, I have never heard a register jockey working at the local 5 and dime have such cutesy patois at his disposal. In fact, I would dare any of you to find anything to like about that miserable twat for the first half of the film. She needed Allison Janney to apply the backhand of justice across that sour face of hers, that much I can say. However, and this is a big however, the movie eventually settles down and then deserves the adulation it’s getting from a lot of people. You can’t help but love Michael Cera and Ellen by the end of this thing and, for that, I think Brook is a brilliant screenwriter. Huzzah.

B) American Gladiators. I love this show and It’s everything Bill Hicks said was wrong with America. I think this show is a little heavy on the theatrics, I wish I could talk to someone who produces this show to tell them how much I appreciate having something like this as I hammer out my column but I am all about loving seeing normal people get all sorts of whoop-assed in the ultimate homage to reality/scripted television.

C) HORRORS OF WAR. I was looking for HOME ALONE for my 4 year-old as we planned our New Year’s evening and about where the H’s were all sort of mish-mashed together I saw the cover art for what looked like a pretty sweet rental: it had the visage of Hitler, some flags donning swastikas and a pack of the undead. I don’t know what caused me to pick it up, I usually laugh at the direct-to-DVD fare that litters the gutters of that place, Antonio Sabato Jr. and Tom Selleck have obviously made it a cottage industry, but I was absolutely thrilled beyond words when I saw my pull-quote from a column I did almost two years ago:

“Nothing says “wicked awesome” better than paring a WWII movie and Nazi zombies together in one film.”

It filled me with the kind of joy only reserved for late night rendezvous with the wife but, in an honest sense, it was like a little bit of validation for all the people who have knocked on my e-mail box looking for a little exposure inside this column. Sure, these filmmakers go elsewhere as well to get as many people to look at their film but it was just nice to see my words printed on a little DVD box. Hell, I wasn’t even quoted by name but by the site but I am honored nonetheless.

D) I got my room for Comic-Con in July. For the love of God, is there anyone else going this year?

So much to do before summer gets here…

STOP LOSS (2008)

Director: Kimberly Peirce
Cast:
Ryan Phillippe, Abbie Cornish, Channing Tatum, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ciarán Hinds, Timothy Olyphant, Victor Rasuk, Rob Brown
Release: March 28, 2008
Synopsis:
Decorated Iraq war hero Sgt. Brandon King makes a celebrated return to his small Texas hometown following his tour of duty. Brandon tries to resume the life he left behind with the help and support of his loving family, and his best friend, Steve Shriver, who served with Brandon in Iraq. Alongside their war-time buddies, Brandon and Steve try to make peace with civilian life. Then, against Brandon’s will, a “Stop-Loss” order is issued by the Army which indefinitely extends his enlistment and forces him back to Iraq. This devastating change upends Brandon’s entire world. The conflict into which he is thrown tests everything he believes in: the bond of family, the loyalty of friendship, the limits of love and the value of honor.

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Prognosis: Negative. Here’s the funny thing about the illegal Iraq war we’re in: the art that has spawned it has been incredible.

From the 2nd book and screenplay I’m writing to documentaries to feature length films to books to TV shows to everything else multimedia under the technological sun there is a lot of choices you have as a consumer to take this whole experience in. And it’s not like there’s any time distance for any of these things because there is still a war being waged on the other side of the world.

The result, obviously, is that there are some projects that work better than others. Some people’s stance on what the war has done to them, artistically, is really hit or miss. Yeah, war sucks and that the powers that be should be held accountable for all the wretched things that have been done in America’s name (and that name is M-U-D in many of the countries outside of our little isolationist bubble) but this movie in particular seems to suck a little harder.

I don’t want to denigrate the message of the movie, which is possibly quite altruistic, but the execution of the trailer is bad. Awful, in fact.

I can appreciate the use of “Bodies” by Drowning Pool but the context for the opening voiceover from Ryan Philippe, his words getting slightly obfuscated by the song, duh, is muddled. We’re trying to understand the plot of the film but the substance of the film is being stymied by the need to hit the audio post of the raging rock song with the firing of a shoulder powered rocket launcher.

I know war is supposed to be confusing and disorienting but that doesn’t apply to trailers. We should have a crystal clear understanding of what we’re watching but as we continue through this preview/mash-up rock video. I mean, really, the first half of this trailer is chock full o’ crap and there is no photo montage that can save it from being anything less than poorly constructed.

However, we take a turn for the better when Ryan sits and gets told he’s now part of Dubbya’s administration’s Stop-Loss which, in effect, holds soldiers in Iraq a little longer after their supposed term of service. When Ryan realizes this is what’s happening to him this was actually a moment when the trailer should have started.

This trailer is actually riveting when you see it play out AFTER we get what’s happening. It’s almost as if the first half was a part of some prison work release program that was compiled by sex offenders and the second one was polished by well-meaning individuals. Night and day.

The trailer excels when we get to ground zero of these people’s lives when it’s understood that the crux of the film seems to deal with what happens after you realize you have to leave, again, into a hellhole you thought you weren’t returning to ever again. Ryan’s flirting with leaving the country, at least I think that’s what he’s doing, to avoid shipping off is a nice touch.

I will say that the final moments of the trailer drift into the maudlin and the overly dramatic (“Oscar people! Look at me!!! These are real tears! I am teh awesome!”) and it really takes back a lot of the goodwill I was giving it.

I just wish, at the end of it all, someone had a consistent voice directing this thing. As it stands I feel like I was on the teacup ride at Disneyland with as many turns this thing took.

10,000 B.C. (2008)

Director: Roland Emmerich
Cast:
Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis
Release: March 7, 2008
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From director Roland Emmerich comes a sweeping odyssey into a mythical age of prophesies and gods, when spirits rule the land and mighty mammoths shake the earth. In a remote mountain tribe, the young hunter, D’Leh (Steven Strait), has found his heart’s passion – the beautiful Evolet (Camilla Belle). When a band of mysterious warlords raid his village and kidnap Evolet, D’Leh is forced to lead a small group of hunters to pursue the warlords to the end of the world to save her. Driven by destiny, the unlikely band of warriors must battle saber-tooth tigers and prehistoric predators and, at their heroic journey’s end, they uncover a Lost Civilization. Their ultimate fate lies in an empire beyond imagination, where great pyramids reach into the skies. Here they will take their stand against a powerful god who has brutally enslaved their people.

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Prognosis: Negative. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Seriously, is this a joke without it being funny? If you want to know all the reasons why this looks about as much fun as lighting your nuts on fire with a Bic lighter as you drench your yam bag with spearmint rubbing alcohol from Ralph’s stay tuned.

First of all, fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you’re going to get the chance, bub. If any of you here present remember my award for most deceptive trailer a couple of years ago when THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW fooled us all into thinking it was like Michael Bay’s triumphant return to form with TRANSFORMERS, I can tell you that I am still smarting from the complete bullshit that fooled me into paying to see that movie.

What you ultimately ended up with was a movie that wasn’t even classifiable as a tent pole from the standpoint that it could have been enjoyed forever as a movie meant to symbolize what summer movies were all about: dumb fun. It would be too easy to point a finger and say “Yeah, it sure got the dumb part right” but there are scads of you out there who know exactly what I am talking about; the movie suffered from too much reliance on special effects without there being a sustainable script to help enjoin that framework.

Argue with me all you like but you’d be wrong.

This movie doesn’t look any better if anyone out in the public learned what to be on the lookout for with Roland’s moviemaking. If anyone is going to give a nod to the man it should be for INDEPENDENCE DAY or even UNIVERSAL SOLDIER. The homoerotic subtexts of both these movies could be perfect for a master’s thesis but since we’re talking about this trailer I will say that the same subtext is alive and well.

I like the whole light imagery at the beginning of the trailer. At first I thought this might be a movie about modern people having to learn to survive without any power, electricity; that’s a movie I would pay money to see. In fact, I’m copyrighting that idea right here. It’s certainly better than what we’re given here.

Wooly mammoth hunting? White dudes in dreadlocks? Same white dudes in dreadlocks having sparkling white molars? Where the fuck did they get the Crest and dental floss to maintain such a naturally pearly smile?

I’m confused by the INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM script lift with some colony thinking that the white guy in dreads was meant to liberate them from a naturally beefy, and shirtless, overlord. The saber-toothed tigers are a nice mix but having me understand how this one guy traverses both snow, water and desert in one movie hurts my head to even consider.

And the genre itself, Sword and Sandal, is already a hard sell after so many crap films have failed to elicit the interest of a fickle public that didn’t care about Brad Pitt or even Colin Farrell in tighty whities.

See it if you must but consider me properly warned after fooling me twice now. I’m on to you, Roland”¦

Win SAVING SARAH CAIN on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:02 am

We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Entertainment, five (5) copies of SAVING SARAH CAIN on DVD.

Contest ends at midnight EST on Friday, January 18th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, January 18th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/11/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • More Mock The Week – Season 1 Episode 3, Part 1… (Thingamabob)

January 10, 2008

Win the DAVID BOWIE CD Box Set!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:33 am

We’re giving away, in conjunction with Sony Legacy, a copy of the DAVID BOWIE CD Box Set to one (1) lucky winner.

This limited edition box set contains the 2-disc special editions of Bowie’s 5 most recent studio albums – OUTSIDE (1995), EARTHLING (1997), HOURS”¦ (1999), HEATHEN (2002), and REALITY (2004).

Contest ends at midnight EST on Thursday, January 17th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Thursday, January 17th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/10/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • More Mock The Week – Season 1 Episode 2, Part 1… (Thingamabob)

January 9, 2008

Win THE RICHES: SEASON ONE on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:48 am

We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Video, three (3) copies of THE RICHES: SEASON ONE DVD set.

Wayne and Dahlia Malloy (Eddie Izzard and Minnie Driver) and their three children are a family of on-the-run travelers who live their lives conning and scamming the unsuspecting, greedy “buffers” of the world. However one day ““ in a darkly comedic, yet fortuitous twist of fate ““ an opportunity presents itself, allowing The Malloys to escape from their past by pulling off the con of all cons, join the enemy and become “The Riches.” Little did The Riches know that while life on the road may have been hard, that was nothing compared to life as law abiding citizens in an affluent gated community.

Contest ends at midnight EST on Wednesday, January 16th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, January 16th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/9/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:54 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Another great UK series, Mock The Week, Season 1 Episode 1, Part 1… (Thingamabob)
  • A little too hot for TV Mock The Week… (Thingamabob)

January 8, 2008

SModcast 43

Filed under: SModcast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:55 am

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 43: SMorpheus –

In which our heroes discuss SMod after death, and then descend into the Matrix to determine the reality of PodBabies, post-pod love, virtual weight loss, the power of a crappy life, and whether the virtual world makes a man happier.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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SModcast 43 (MP3 format) – 48.28 MB

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Toy Box: Boba Fett Mighty Mugg

Filed under: Columns,Toy Box — admin @ 6:30 am

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Old Boba has been immortalized in just about every way possible. It’s not bad for a guy with only a handful of lines and an embarrassing death.

The latest incarnation is on the shelves at your local Target. It’s called a “Mighty Mugg”, and is a series of Star Wars figures done in a designer vinyl style. You know what I’m talking about – hollow rotocast smooth vinyl figures that use paint as their main source of definition.

There are several in the first wave, including Han Solo, Chewbacca, Darth Vader…and of course, Boba Fett. As a big collector of all things Fett, I couldn’t pass him up, particularly at the ten buck price tag.

If you have any questions, just drop me an email at mwc@mwctoys.com. Now on with the review…

Boba Fett Mighty Mugg

The designer vinyl figure craze has been in full swing for a couple years, and yet I’m still surprised to see major retailers take a chance on it. If anything seems clearly a collector focused line, it’s something like this, but it’s nice to see the mass market folks trying to tap into the market a bit more.

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Packaging – ***
The boxes are a tad flimsy, but at least the graphics are clean and vibrant. They do look like most every other vinyl specialty line, but most folks seeing these at Target aren’t going to realize that. There’s also a window in the box to allow you to see the figure, and the packaging can be opened and resealed without damage (aka ‘collector friendly’).

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Sculpting – **1/2
‘Sculpting’ is a bit of a misnomer here, since there really isn’t any. With this type of figure (much like the mini block figures), the body, limbs and head all have one general shape, size and style, and it’s the paint that makes the characters truly unique.

Unfortunately, the style here ain’t really flippin’ my patties. The head approximates a helmet I suppose, but it actually looks much better with the human characters (like Han) than it does with the helmeted characters (like Vader and Fett). For someone like Boba, the style is simply too rounded for my tastes.

He does stand up great on his own though, and the hands COULD hold something if something was available. The jetpack isn’t removable, but it’s a decent looking addition. Whether you really consider this a ‘vinyl’ figure or not is debatable, as the material they’ve used seems a lot more like a very hard plastic, but they’re still trying to piggy back on the vinyl popularity with the style.

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Paint – ***1/2
The paint is critical, and it’s nice to see that it’s very clean and neat. The cut lines are razor sharp, and there’s no bleed and almost no slop. In fact, the quality reminds me of some much more expensive vinyl specialty market stuff, which surprised me considering the cost.

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Articulation – **
Vinyl figures aren’t known for their articulation, but even then this one is a tad lacking. He has a neck joint and cut shoulders. The legs appear to have cut joints at the top, but mine don’t want to turn. Even if they did, there wouldn’t be much point, since turning them wouldn’t have any appreciable effect on the pose.

If you’re a regular buyer of designer vinyl stuff, this lack of articulation won’t be much of a surprise.

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Accessories – Bupkis
Yep, nothing here. A blaster would have gone a long way to improving this guy for me.

Fun Factor – **
This isn’t for kids, and not because they’d break it. In fact, they’d be able to show it some pretty serious abuse, and it would be fine. No, this isn’t for them because there’s not much point to playing with him.

Value – ***1/2
Designer vinyl figures tend to be expensive, and in some cases, very expensive. Even the specialty market stuff that’s produced in moderate quantity can run $40 or $50 a pop easy, and the more limited stuff runs in the hundreds. When I picked this guy up off the shelf at Target, I was therefore expecting twenty bucks to be on the tag, and was quite happily surprised to see just $10.

Now, on the flip side, let’s keep in mind that there’s not much to any vinyl figure like this. The high end pricing gets driven by artist demand, not actual cost. But with a mass market item like this, actual cost is much more a factor…and that cost is relatively low.

Things to Watch Out For –
Zippo!

Overall – ***
I liked this guy better in the package than out – that’s never a good sign. He actually would have lost another half star on my overall if not for the excellent value, particularly for folks that are accostumed to paying 4, 5 or more times the price. I think that most folks that are really into these will pick up the whole series, because that’s how they really look best – as a set together on the shelf. Individual figures don’t really don’t do as much for you.

Where to Buy –
Target and Toys R Us are getting these in at around $10 a pop.

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/8/2008

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • The Madness has a new track out… “NW5″… (Thingamabob)
  • The Feeling – “Never Be Lonely”… (Thingamabob)
  • Adrian Edmondson – “Anarchy In The UK”… (Thingamabob)

January 7, 2008

Comics in Context #208: Creative Differences

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cic2007-12-21.jpgOne of the major events in the world of comics in 2008 is certain to be Harry N. Abrams’ publication of Mark Evanier’s Kirby: King of Comics, a combination of a biography of the late Jack Kirby and a coffee table art book devoted to his work.

In the last installment of this column, just before Christmas, I began my advance review of this book, covering the section about Kirby’s early life and career, just before he entered the comic book industry, then itself young. In this section Evanier includes “Street Code,” a late work by Kirby about life in New York during his boyhood in the Great Depression. Comics writer Peter B. Gillis recently told me that he considered Kirby’s extraordinary double-page panorama of a Lower East Side Street in “Street Code” to be as good as the work of George Bellows or any other member of the “Ashcan School,” the group of New York City realist painters of the early 20th century. He may well be right.

This week I pick up Kirby’s story in the year 1938, when he entered the comic book business by going to work for the studio jointly run by Will Eisner and Jerry Iger. As Evanier explains, earlier in the 1930s comic books had consisted of reprints of newspaper comic strips. “No one had yet really thought how to design a comic book page in any way other than to replicate the reconfigured newspaper reprints,” comments Evanier. “But then, Jack Kirby hadn’t started drawing comic books yet” (Evanier, Kirby: King of Comics, p. 40). Almost immediately, Evanier adds that Eisner, who would soon go on to create The Spirit, would “be the other great innovator of the form–the guy besides Kirby leading the way, making comic books different from strips” (Evanier, p. 40). I’d put more emphasis on Eisner, who achieved greatness as a comics artist and innovative graphic storyteller in The Spirit years before Kirby reached his own peak. But notice that here Evanier, in an understated way, is asserting that it was Eisner and Kirby who effectively invented the modern comic book medium, in that it was they who discovered the means of differentiating comic books from comic strips. (I added the word “modern” since there were early forebears of graphic novels, notably Rodophe Topffer’s, that preceded the rise if the American newspaper strip.) I’m reminded of how Picasso and Braque simultaneously devised cubism. Kirby isn’t just one of the great masters of the comic book art; he and Eisner were the foremost creators of the graphic language of the comic book medium.

Eisner and Kirby got along well, but Evanier doesn’t explain why Kirby left what seems to have been a good job with the Eisner-Iger studio only to end up working for the dreaded Victor Fox, whom Evanier already introduced to the readers in the book’s preface. (How would comics history have been different had Kirby done a backup feature for Eisner’s Spirit sections in Sunday newspapers?)

But at Fox Kirby met its editor in chief, Joe Simon, and they soon formed a creative partnership that lasted sixteen years. They soon left Fox and went to work for Martin Goodman, publisher of Timely Comics, the company that evolved into today’s Marvel.

Again in understated fashion, Evanier nonetheless devastatingly critiques Goodman in introducing him. He quotes another comics veteran, Don Rico, as saying that Goodman “usually arrived on the tail end of a trend. Martin got into pulps just as the pulps started to lose popularity” (Evanier, p. 47). Thus Goodman becomes the representative of the sort of corporate mentality that clings to old ideas and fails to recognize the cultural shifts pointing to the future. This is the sort of businessman who fails to recognize the true value of the artistic visionary, the man who can see and create the future, and Kirby, the visionary, would run up against this kind of blind opposition time and again throughout his career.

Well, at least Goodman knew enough to get into publishing comics as early as 1939, though even he could hardly have missed noticing the immediate, extraordinary popularity of Superman, who had debuted only a year before.

So at the beginning of Chapter Two, Evanier delves into the creation of the Simon-and-Kirby team’s most famous character, Captain America, for Timely.

In another book I recently critiqued at great length, Disguised As Clark Kent, author Danny Fingeroth examines the creation of Captain America as a reflection of Simon and Kirby’s Jewish-American background (see “Comics in Context” #202: “Stung”). In Fingeroth’s view, Simon and Kirby meant Steve Rogers, a. k. a. Captain America, to be “a kind of surrogate Jew” (Fingeroth, p. 58) who battles the anti-Semitic Nazis. It’s interesting, then, that in Evanier’s telling, Simon’s conscious motivations in co-creating Captain America were commercial. “‘Writing super hero comics,’ Simon recalled, “˜we were always looking for that great villain. It was becoming hard to think of a better villain than Adolf Hitler” (Evanier p. 49). Peter Coogan argues in his book, Superhero: The Secret Origin of a Genre, that Hitler was a real life “super-villain” (see “Comics in Context” #165: “The Supervillain Defined”); Simon apparently would agree. “Kids on the street, he [Simon] told the publisher [Goodman] were already playing soldiers, firing pretend weapons at a pretend Hitler. Why not put that into a comic book?” (Evanier p. 50). This indicates that Simon was acting–consciously, anyway–not so much as a Jew who was opposed to Hitler even before the attack on Pearl Harbor, when most of America was isolationist, but as a perceptive businessman who recognized growing anti-Nazi sentiment in this country, even among children, and wanted to capitalize on it in the comics.

This may be misleading.  Danny Fingeroth has informed me that Simon has been repeatedly quoted as saying that he and Goodman intended Captain America as a means of propagandizing against the Nazis.

Moreover, Evanier reports that Simon and Kirby received anti-Semitic hate mail and threats over Captain America, but the team bravely continued (Evanier p. 54). Presumably it wasn’t just bigots in 1941 who recognized Simon and Kirby’s Captain  America as the protest of two Jewish-Americans against Nazi tyranny.

And so Evanier and Abrams provide a reproduction of the celebrated cover of Captain America Comics #1 (1941), which deservedly takes up a full page of the book, and in which the iconic figure of Captain America lands a powerful punch on the jaw of Adolf Hitler. Both Simon and Kirby were artists, but Evanier credits the cover to Kirby and inker Syd Shores: in other words, this cover is a pure example of the sheer force of Kirby’s early superhero artwork.

That dynamism, captured on the printed page, is even more palpable in the Kirby-Shores cover to Captain America #9 (1941), which serves as the chapter’s frontispiece: an enraged Captain America hurtles powerfully through a window at the ghastly villain, the Black Talon, who holds Cap’s partner Bucky at bay with an outstretched arm, while an underling recoils from Cap, and a hooded figure fires a bullet at Cap’s shield. The entire cover explodes with energy.

Any biography of Jack Kirby must address certain controversial issues, and the creation of Captain America is the first of these. Evanier writes, “Simon would later claim to have had the initial notion for the star-spangled hero and to have worked out the format and costuming before Kirby was involved. Jack would recall contributing from the outset” (Evanier, p. 50). Typically in this book, Evanier is evenhanded on such matters, giving both sides’ versions of the case.

But who actually did create Captain America? This is the book’s first major example of the Rashomon syndrome, in which each party involved has a different story of what happened, and may actually, honestly, remember the events differently. Moreover, in contrast to the Kurosawa film, there was no objective observer to present the truth. No one in 1941 knew how important the matter of who created Captain America would be over sixty years later, and there is no evidence apart from Simon and Kirby’s differing recollections, which may well have been distorted by the passing years.

On his website, discussing the even more controversial question of who did what in the Stan Lee-Jack Kirby collaborations, Evanier writes that “Messrs. Lee and Kirby both have/had notoriously poor memories. You also have the fact that, when two creative talents get together and come up with an idea, each of them might honestly believe that he suggested at least the core of the concept if not the entire thing. This happens in any collaboration anywhere and, ultimately, you usually have to just say that they both had the idea”.

Recently I saw another new and important biographical celebration of a major comics artist, the BBC’s documentary In Search of Steve Ditko (2006), presented by Jonathan Ross, a leading British television host and personality. (Ross doing a show about Ditko seems to be the British equivalent of Johnny Carson hosting and producing a show about whoever his favorite cartoonist was.) A knowledgeable comics aficionado, Ross infuses the documentary with his passion for Ditko and American Silver Age comics. The show has an amazing roster of interviewees, including Stan Lee, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, John Romita Sr., Jerry Robinson, and even Silver Age Marvel secretary Flo Steinberg (who has clearly overcome her past aversion to interviews); the reclusive Ditko does not show up on camera, of course. Wittily and intelligently written, without a trace of condescension towards comics, this program is a model of what documentaries about comics should be like. It’s too bad that the program is not commercially available in the United States. It’s also a shame that art from news, BBC America runs mostly commercial comedies, crime dramas, and reality shows. Why can’t BBC America run In Search of Steve Ditko? Doesn’t anyone at the network think that there might be some popular interest in a show about the co-creator of the title character of the biggest grossing movie of 2006, Spider-Man 3?

Before watching the show, I had already read reports that in it Stan Lee laid claim to being sole creator of Spider-Man. How, I wondered, could Lee say such a thing? He scripted the first Spider-Man story, but he didn’t draw it; Ditko did. It was suggested to me that Lee, as a Marvel employee, had to say what he did for legal reasons, and that Marvel did not want to give Ditko, a freelancer, legal grounds for claiming to be Spider-Man’s co-creator. On his blog Evanier has observed that “What it says on the Spider-Man movies is, “˜Based on the comic book by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.’ Unless something has changed – and I don’t think it has – Marvel’s recent position is that Stan Lee created Spider-Man. What they are acknowledging with the credit is that Steve Ditko worked on issues of the comic from which the movie drew material”.

Watching In Search of Steve Ditko, I thought Stan Lee made a more reasonable case for his position than I had expected–even if I still disagree with it. In the documentary Lee states that Ditko contributed a great deal to Spider-Man, readily acknowledges that Ditko contributed to the plots from the beginning, and says that if Ditko wants to be called Spider-Man’s co-creator, that’s fine with him. Lee reveals that he sent Ditko a letter stating that he “considered him to be the co-creator of Spider-Man,” but says that he heard that Ditko was dissatisfied with this. Hearing that, I first thought Ditko was being unreasonable but perhaps he had a point. Ross then presses Lee to say whether he really believes that Ditko is Spider-Man’s co-creator.

JONATHAN ROSS: Do you yourself believe that he co-created it?
STAN LEE: I’m willing to say so.
ROSS: That’s not what I’m asking you, Stan.
LEE: No, and that’s the best answer I can give you.
ROSS: So it’s a “˜no’ then, really?
LEE: Pardon me?
ROSS: It’s really “˜no’?
LEE: I really think the guy who dreams the thing up created it. You dream it up and then you give it to anybody to draw it.

(See transcript of this exchange here)

Through all of this, Stan Lee comes across as open and friendly, apparently saying what he indeed believes about the subject, has only praise for Ditko, and makes clear that he was willing to let Ditko be called Spider-Man’s co-creator out of generosity, “because I could see it meant a lot to him.”

As Evanier’s book shows, there is a question as to whether Stan Lee actually was the first person to propose that Marvel do a spider-themed superhero. But for now I’m going to give Lee the benefit of the doubt. Ditko himself has credited Lee with originating the name “Spider-Man.”

The question of who created Spider-Man therefore depends, as Bill Clinton would say, on the definition of the word “create.” I know that the issue of who created Marvel’s classic characters inflames tempers, but let’s play devil’s advocate (and no, I’m not accusing anyone of being the devil).

Lee’s definition of the creator as the person who conceived of the initial idea is a reasonable one, and possibly most people (outside of comics) would agree with him. By this definition, Ditko, in designing the visual appearance of Spider-Man and, quite possibly contributing to the plot and characterization in the first Spider-Man story, was developing and helping to execute an idea initially conceived by Stan Lee.

This is also relevant to the controversy over who created Batman (see “Comics in Context” #94: “Back to Brigadoon”). It now appears clear that writer Bill Finger came up with most of the core Batman mythos, even making important suggestions about the design and colors of Batman’s costume. But if Bob Kane was the one who had the initial idea of a bat-themed superhero, then by Lee’s definition, he is Batman’s sole creator, and Finger elaborated on Kane’s basic concept.

But as the comics industry evolved, it became generally accepted that the writer and artist of the original story in which the character first appeared were the character’s creators. This makes sense, too. Comics is a medium that combines words and pictures. The visualization of the character that the original artist devises is therefore equally as important as the writer’s concept for the character.

Think of collaborations in other media. No one questions that, say, W. S. Gilbert came up with the ideas for the story and characters in comic operettas like H. M. S. Pinafore and The Mikado, wrote the scripts and lyrics, and then handed the completed libretto over to Arthur Sullivan, who then composed the music. But no one would claim that Gilbert is the sole creator of the Gilbert and Sullivan comic operas. Sullivan’s music is judged to be of equal importance to Gilbert’s scripts.

In fact, in some other collaborative media, it is the writer who often gets insufficient credit. Gilbert gets more attention in the world of opera and musicals than most librettists, since the composers are generally believed to be of more importance. All operagoers know that Puccini write the music for La Boheme, but I suspect the majority of them can’t name the librettist off the top of their heads, and I’ve seen various interviews with lyricist/composer Stephen Sondheim in which he reminds his interviewer that he didn’t write the books of musicals like Company and Follies and gives credit to the men who did.

And then there’s the world of film, in which directors get far more attention, even from movie critics, than the screenwriters who may have conceived of the idea for the film being reviewed.

Perhaps one reason why the mainstream media have repeatedly given Stan Lee more credit than Kirby or Ditko for his collaborations with them is that in other media–books, plays, movies, and even operas and musicals–people are used to thinking of a single author, or auteur, a primary creator, for the work. But in comics the tradition has developed of giving writer and artist equal credit.

It also makes sense to me that in a collaboration between two people, one of the partners will get the initial spark of an idea, but that both partners deserve credit as co-creators for their roles in developing the creative work into the form in which the audience first experiences it.

Earlier in Ross’s interview with Lee, the latter recounts that Ditko thinks along these lines. Lee recalls that Ditko “had complained to me a number of times when there were articles . . . .which called me the creator of Spider-Man. I had always thought I was, because I am the guy who said, “˜I have an idea for a strip called Spider-Man and so forth.’ Steve had said, having an idea is nothing, because until it becomes a physical thing, it’s just an idea. He said it took him to draw the strip and to give it life, so to speak, and to make it actual, something tangible; otherwise all I had was an idea. So I said to him, “˜Well, I think the person with the idea is the person who creates it,’ and he said, “˜No, because I drew it.'”

But Lee also developed the initial idea for Spider-Man. We don’t know how much of the plot of the first Spider-Man story in Amazing Fantasy #15 (1962) is Lee’s and how much is Ditko’s. But Lee scripted the dialogue and narration, using them to define the personalities of the characters and the themes of the series. Does anyone doubt that Lee composed the line “With great power there must also come–great responsibility”? If the initial concept is not as important as the way in which it is molded and developed, then both Lee and Ditko deserve credit for creating Spider-Man, for making the “idea” into something “actual.”

Ross could have gone still farther in questioning Lee about his definition of creating a character. At another point in In Search of Steve Ditko, Paul Gambaccini, one of the early contributors to comics letters columns, talks about a letter that Lee sent him describing a new story about a magician that Lee, in the letter, states is entirely Ditko’s idea. This turned out to be the first Doctor Strange story, from Strange Tales #110 (1963), and Gambaccini notes that Marvel even printed that letter in its Marvel Visionaries: Steve Ditko collection. (Somehow I doubt that there was any high level discussion at Marvel about the implications of printing that letter in the book, and thereby seemingly officially crediting Steve Ditko as the sole creator of Doctor Strange.) So, shouldn’t Ross have asked Lee if he was the co-creator of Doctor Strange? By Lee’s definition of creating a character, the answer would be no.

But I’d say the answer should be yes, because, even if Ditko entirely plotted that first Doctor Strange story, it was still Lee who created the way in which Doctor Strange speaks, thereby helping to define his personality.

By his own definition of character creation. Stan Lee is the creator of Spider-Man but not a creator or co-creator of Doctor Strange. But I believe that the people who plotted, scripted and drew a character’s original appearance should all be credited as the character’s co-creators. By that definition, Lee and Ditko were the co-creators of both Spider-Man and Doctor Strange. For that matter, Larry Lieber, who scripted the first Thor story in Journey into Mystery #83 (1962), should be listed alongside Lee and Kirby as co-creators of Marvel’s Thor.

On his website Evanier concludes that “the Lee-Kirby creations are Lee-Kirby creations”, refusing to credit either man as sole creator. Similarly, in Kirby: King of Comics, Evanier notes with regard to the Simon-Kirby partnership, “To the eternal question of who did what, Jack had a simple answer: “˜We both did everything'” (Evanier, p. 45).

Therefore, the perspicacious reader of Kirby: King of Comics should conclude that, inasmuch as Simon and Kirby collaborated on the graphic stories that appeared in Captain America Comics#1, they should both be credited as the co-creators of Captain America.

Evanier includes a two-page sequence from Captain America Comics #3 (1941) with art by Simon and Kirby, featuring a confrontation of Captain America and his sidekick Bucky with their perennial Nazi nemesis, the Red Skull (Evanier pgs. 52-53). The figure drawing is crude compared to Kirby’s later standards; later in the book Evanier offers a page from another Captain America-Red Skull battle in Tales of Suspense #80 (1966) that demonstrates how far Kirby had progressed as an artist in a quarter century (Evanier p. 150). But in the 1941 story, Kirby already conveys a sense of movement, energy and power that is still startling in panels in which the Skull swiftly strikes Bucky over the head with a fallen chair, a low shot of the Captain and Bucky racing through a cavern, and a brilliant explosion that hurls the bodies of the two superheroes in opposite directions.

Evanier then runs a quotation from the late Harvey Kurtzman, who explains the revolutionary impact of Kirby’s work: “There was such fury and energy in the work that it couldn’t be contained, Kirby was an absolute force.”

Kurtzman continues, “Before Simon and Kirby, the super hero was, in a sense, realistically oriented. Despite the characters’ superhuman powers, they were not drawn in action in ways that suggested how extraordinary they were. When Simon and Kirby drew Captain America, though, they depicted his super-action through opposing lines that clashed and exploded all over the panels. Alongside of Simon and Kirby’s work, everything else was static, pale, anemic” (Evanier, p. 56).

In other words, Joe Shuster may have drawn the first superhero, Superman, but it was Simon and Kirby, with Kirby as what Kurtzman terms “the critical element,” who invented the way to draw a superhero to look truly superhuman in action.

This is an important quotation that illuminates the importance of Kirby’s work. I wish I knew where Evanier got it from. This book needs footnotes, since it will surely be used as a source for future books and academic papers about Jack Kirby. Evanier has plans to do a far longer, far more detailed biography of Kirby for the hard core Kirbyite. Perhaps in that book he’ll provide a list of sources for all the quotations and other information he has gathered about Kirby’s life and career.

Simon and Kirby came to realize that they were being cheated by Goodman in ways that Evanier aptly compares to “Hollywood accounting”: “”˜Martin was making a fortune and bragging about it,’ Jack recalled. “˜At the same time, he was claiming his best selling book [Captain America Comics] was making only a tiny profit'” (Evanier, p. 58). It also seems apt that Kirby: King of Comics is being printed during the current movie and television writers’ strike. in which Evanier is involved, and which revolves around similar corporate behavior.

So Simon and Kirby ended up at DC Comics, where they proved prolific indeed, revitalizing the Golden Age Sandman, rebooting Manhunter, and creating The Newsboy Legion and the Guardian (obviously drawing on Kirby’s own Lower East Side boyhood as well as the movie exploits of the Dead End Kids) and Boy Commandos. Though one DC editor, Mort Weisinger, resented Simon and Kirby’s status as “outside suppliers” beyond his control, “Jack would later recall the period as one of his happiest: “˜They tried for a while to control us, but we knew how to do comics. Finally, they let us do whatever we wanted. They were thrilled with everything we did, and the readers were thrilled. Weisinger was the only one not thrilled” (Evanier, p. 60).

Simon and Kirby’s four Golden Age DC series may not hold up to today’s more sophisticated standards as Eisner’s Spirit does, but they are nonetheless classics of their period, showing vitality and imagination. My first professional comics gig came when DC hired me to read through their library of back issues in the early 1980s and take notes. So believe me when I tell you that most Golden Age DC stories are dismally mediocre and dated, but the Simon and Kirby series are delightful exceptions to that rule.

For example, take the two page Boy Commandos sequence that Evanier reprints (Evanier, pgs. 64-65), which begins with Simon and Kirby in their studio, working on the next story. Enter three self-important DC executives, who seem to share Weisinger’s attitude towards Simon and Kirby: one of them sneers, “Hymph! Them and their ideas!” The DC execs show Simon and Kirby a newspaper that alleges that the Boy Commandos were killed in action (It’s not true, of course; these are the days before DC and Marvel mowed down characters on a regular basis.), and Kirby breaks down in tears. (And why not? One of the teammates, Brooklyn, “sounded and acted a lot like Kirby,” according to Evanier.) Then the Sandman shows up to help Simon and Kirby out.

This is an amusing and inventive foray into what nowadays academics would call metafiction and postmodernism: a comics story about writing a comics story, with the creators interacting with their characters long before Grant Morrison met Animal Man or She-Hulk harangued John Byrne. You wouldn’t see something like this in any other comic book series of the time, except Eisner’s Spirit sections, of course. Later in the book, Evanier reproduces the original art from a page of Fantastic Four #10 (1963), in which Doctor Doom visits Stan Lee and Jack Kirby at the Marvel office (Evanier, p. 120). I think it’s fair to deduce that since Kirby had already dabbled in metacomics in Boy Commandos, that this FF sequence may have been his idea.

By the way, Mark Evanier has informed me that the splash page from Fantastic Four #51 (“This Man, This Monster”) was not reproduced in Kirby: King of Comics from a stat: he located the original artwork, and Abrams shot from that.

So Kirby regarded this period at DC as “the best time in my life apart from one minor detail,” namely being drafted to serve in World War II (Evanier, p. 62). But what strikes me is how very short this period of creative freedom and fulfillment proved to be. Simon and Kirby started doing work for DC in 1942 and turned out a backlog of material that could be run while they were serving in the military. But when Kirby left the army in 1945, “Things had changed at DC Comics. The Simon-Kirby features were losing steam. . . “ (Evanier, p. 69). Well, then, why couldn’t DC trust Simon and Kirby to come up with new ideas to reenergize their series once they were both back in civilian life, or to devise new series? Hadn’t they proved themselves to be successful and brilliantly inventive comics creators?

But then there’s this: “Worse, there was little enthusiasm [at DC] for letting anyone, even Joe and Jack, be outside suppliers any longer. The editors there now wanted everything to go through them” (Evanier, p. 69).

This reminds me of the “writer-editors” at DC and Marvel in the 1970s and early 1980s: creators who had proven themselves to be commercial successes, including Kirby himself, who were given virtually free rein over the comics they did. Writer-editors were considered to be Good Things until the mid-1980s, when suddenly they became Bad Things, and they were stripped of editorial power, which reverted to the hierarchies at the main offices. This may have been a necessary step as the major comics companies expanded and grew more corporate. But certainly the creative freedom of the 1970s and early produced many classic runs of comics that express more personal visions than the corporate “event” comics of the present decade.

Following World War II not only war comics but also superhero comics started declining in popularity. Perhaps DC pigeonholed Simon and Kirby as capable only of working in those genres; it wouldn’t be the last time that a company was blind to the full range of employees’ talents. So Simon and Kirby went off to work for other, smaller companies, like Harvey and Hillman, and scored another major success by inventing a new comics genre. But I’ll have more to say about that when I continue my commentary on Kirby: King of Comics next week.

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

Every January the Beat runs a survey to determine what was the “big story” in comics during the previous year and what will be the “big story” of the new year.

In my opinion the leading story in comics during this current decade is the major paradigm shift in American cultural attitudes towards the medium. As the Beat recently commented on her blog, it’s no longer surprising that Entertainment Weekly, Salon and Time all ran lists of the top ten graphic novels of 2007. Yet ten years ago, or even five, how many of us would have imagined this would happen?

So this year, as my contribution to the Beat’s survey, I’ve identified six number of major comics-related news stories, past and future, many of which deal with the growing mainstream acceptance of comics–including Kirby: King of Comics. And you can find what I wrote about them here. But I’ll have more to say about that when I continue my commentary on Kirby: King of Comics when it comes out in March.

–Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/7/2008

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Want to take a look at the cut scenes from the new Simpsons game without having to play it? Of course you do – particularly since it’s funnier than any episode that’s come down the pike in the last 10 years… Part 1… (Thingamabob)

January 4, 2008

Trailer Park: Best of 2007 Part 2

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By Christopher Stipp

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Instead of manning-up and actually going the emotionally hard route of being outrightly rejected by publishers, I’m rejecting them first and allowing you to give my entire book a preview, let you read the whole thing or, if you like, download the whole damn thing at no cost. Download and read my first book “Thank You, Goodnight” for FREE.

Did you know there is a Comments section below? Feel free to leave an opinion or two. I have been known to leave a rebuttal so, by all means, let your freak flag fly.

However, now that we’re deep into 2008 by a good three days there is the matter of wrapping up old 2007 business. I have been thinking over and over again about the trailers I saw this year and wondered what it was that qualified the top 5.
There are the old stand-by arguments, kind of like the R S T L on Wheel of Fortune, about the showing of too much of the story, the copious use of voiceovers, the use of superlatives that not even your most fear-mongering newscast could employ but I think the list of the remaining 5 trailers of 2007 have certain qualities that really express the best of what it is to be a solid preview:

5. PARIS JE T’AIME: I can’t remember a more earnest and compelling trailer that made me feel good about paying attention in reading class. There is a certain sense of global community when you can see a movie packed tight with so many different styles, tossing out the requisite “there were more hits than misses” quip when you have to explain this is a movie of short stories, essentially. The trailer, though, is gorgeously composed of all these competing styles and you will find yourself humming along with Feist’s “We’re All In The Dance” if you give into the trailer’s tractor beam. There could have been a train wreck of mish-mash proportions if you tried to explain what the hell this movie was going to be about but it was the trailer’s dependence on selling a macro view on what the film was about that allowed it to create an ambiguous portrait of what it was; it paid off, as well, if you tried to hunt it down like the dodo bird it was while it was playing in small art houses across America. Do yourself a favor and rent the film. Just be ready to read, and be pleased.

4. HE WAS A QUIET MAN: If you could sum up about what I call the Grey’s Effect (Patent pending) this trailer would exemplify it. The use of smart rhythms and appropriate music can actually bring the overall effectiveness of a trailer to greater heights. Not only have I been playing this trailer over and over again because it hits the right notes, literally, at just the right time but I’ve had Bloc Party and Keane on repeat on my iPod ever since I saw this thing. As well, how bizarre is the premise? Not only are we not really given a super clear idea of what’s happening this trailer deftly straddled surrealism and point blank drama with some of the sharpest edges you could ever lay on someone within 2 and a half minutes. I am especially taken with Christian Slater’s performance and that’s saying something after I’ve had to endure some of his direct-to-DVD arsenal as of late.

3. THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS: Can you all give me one “I told you so”? This trailer just unscrewed all the hinges on my door and then kicked it in, karate style. Some people remember odd things about where they were when things happened and I’m not joking when I say that I remember stumbling onto Yahoo!’s trailer site (which blows harder than a hungry crack whore, for what it’s worth) and finding this gem. It had all the elements of a great documentary trailer: a little goofiness, a little heart and a whole lot of showcasing these people and letting their nerdery hang themselves with the rope they were given. These people were so strange but you couldn’t help but stare, the graphics were hilariously on point, the crux of the film was clear and not muddled with anything superfluous and it managed to leave you with the taste that you wanted more. To wit, the trailer leaves you thinking: What happens next? The very fact it can do this shows you how great this preview is.

2. ONCE: One of the best movies I saw all last year. I would have never, ever seen this film if it hadn’t been for the trailer. I think that when you are able to transcend the relationship of viewer and performance there has to be an explanation of how that was possible. With the trailer for ONCE there is just an immediate kinship that’s formed with this man, this woman, and you just bounce on the lilting vocals of these two people. And that ending! “Who the fuck is she running toward? The dude who was trying to get her, someone else? Who???” I can’t imagine anything worse this year than rushing out to see this movie only to find myself gripped with tension to get to the ending of a film. The music still gets me as the words of brilliance from other critics, a usual red flag to me whenever it’s employed, ring absolutely true each and every time I see this trailer. The movie is brilliant and, honestly, if you don’t think it is then…I really don’t respect your opinion; you’re wrong.

1. IRON MAN: Is there no one out there who would deny that this trailer is everything that we weren’t given this year by any other of its variety? What made this trailer so special and why it made the number one slot isn’t for its musical miscues with the Filter and Black Sabbath remixes but it’s the visuals and the unmistakable idea that Robert Downey Jr. is indeed Tony Stark in all his glib glory as he initially brushes off a reporter and then deadpans his way through a military presentation that just oozed geek delight. Beyond the small touches it was really the creation of a trailer that expressed everything a summer movie trailer (the reason why trailers are excellent when they’re allowed to do it) should be: loud, fantastical and barely giving a hint about where the movie’s going. It eschews Voiceover Guy, doesn’t deal with cards in between the scenes, allows the movie to just be seen and experienced and, best of all, gives you a peek of what the modern day Iron Man is going to look like as it’s in the air. I know it doesn’t seem like much but everything about the trailer builds up to the payoff that it rightfully deserves. If the last few moments don’t make you want to see the film then I’m not sure what you like in trailers; at the end of the day these previews are looking to get you spend your money. We all want to buy but we hate to be sold. This trailer does both effortlessly without any of the animosity.

THE DARK KNIGHT (2008)

Director: Christopher Nolan
Cast: Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart, Gary Oldman
Release: July 18, 2008
Synopsis: Christian Bale once again embodies the man behind the mask in “The Dark Knight.” The film reunites Bale with director Christopher Nolan and takes Batman across the world in his quest to fight a growing criminal threat. With the help of Lieutenant Jim Gordon (Gary Oldman) and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart), Batman has been making headway against local crime…until a rising criminal mastermind known as The Joker (Heath Ledger) unleashes a fresh reign of chaos across Gotham City. To stop this devious new menace–Batman’s most personal and vicious enemy yet–he will have to use every high-tech weapon in his arsenal and confront everything he believes.

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Prognosis: Positive. Yes, I think we all can agree it doesn’t need my gushing to label this an amazing feat of trailer construction but let’s try to analyze why it works so well and why, dare I say, this is going to be the best trailer you’ll see in 2008.

I will dare to say that and I’ll dare even more to put out there that this is best argument, watershed and precedent as to why Voiceover Guy should be put on the street with the rest of the other cheap tricks and gimmicks to get you to see a film or spend your money. The reason why, you see, is because this trailer pulls in close and doesn’t let you look away for any reason at all; not a lame voiceover, not some hackneyed one-liner in-between the scenes and certainly there isn’t any inclusion of material that would make this trailer all things to all people. This is for geeks and it goes the distance with embracing what it felt was the right direction, eschewing mediocrity.

It’s the opening, really, that hooks you like one of those flashy lures you see on the Outdoor Channel that catches all kinds of fishes who happen by it. It’s subtle with the camera shot that is riding on the lower back end of that low-rider motorcycle, his cape flapping behind him. It’s the pensive, minimalist moment as Bale contemplates something (Why I was right about his need to inhale deeply among his bats, thus causing acute histoplasmosis, why downtown Chicago needs to be in more movies like this one and why Katie Holmes was such an obviously bad choice for a romantic lead”¦) that’s really engaging in a different way, While Routh had the Superman-itis which caused him to neither be able to act or show any definitive emotion Bale is able to loudly convey a sense of exhaustion. The drop down into a parked car, fluorescent light making it look deliciously real, and the standing with his bat-binoculars is stark, to say nothing of the Chicago landmarks you can see from that angle from the Chase building to the very slanted structure that Elizabeth Shue’s young ward dangled outside of in ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING. It makes me homesick.

Beyond that, though, the Joker’s monologue that ends with seeing Heath, head askew and quite small compared to the composed shot behind him, and a building going up in flames with explosions was just the kind of thing that took this from an 8 to an 11.

The tick-tick-tick score behind the action on the screen, men with guns at the ready, the anticipation that this is a major deal, and the breakdown of the villainy that this psychopath is capable of is handled too good for words. Nolan creates less of the comic book environment that made Burton’s BATMAN so good, Nolan steps beyond that by making this SILENCE OF THE LAMBS meets Vertigo and it is all there to see.

Then we get the smeared face of Ledger’s Joker and it should quash any misgivings many of you had, myself included, that it was a bad idea. This is a very good idea.

We get more of the batcycle, a little Bale being bombastic, but we also get more of that introspection that we saw earlier where Wayne seems divided about what to do. Michael Caine provides the perfect parry to Bale’s morose defeatism and we’re given the new and improved batcave which seems like it took a page from Dwell modern living and made sure it was nothing but clean lines and bright light; it’s gorgeous.

Moving on to more of the confusing, but perfectly placed cut scenes, we’re given a police processional that is broken up for some chaotic reason, we’re introduced to Maggie the new love interest or Vicki Vale hit-it-and-quit-it, and an extended moment with the Joker’s mannerisms and patois. The fisticuffs between the psycho and the bat suited one is a welcome diversion as we’re led to more cut scenes of destruction.

The clap of the Joker’s hands, Bale flashing the smile that no doubt gets all the ladies to shed unwanted pounds, the semi that does a one-over on itself before thunderously crashing down and the eventual showdown between the Joker and Batman on the streets of Chicago (Schaumburg, Palatine, Barrington, Northwest Suburbs representin’, yo) seemingly feels close to Burtons denouement but this is so much better with the way that the reality of the moment seems so much more dire.

What’s ultimately wonderful about this trailer is that it not only whets the appetite for more of Ledger, more action, more moments to dissect this is an example, or should be anyway, why classic textbook cases of people being coy or secretive about the work (STAR TREK and CLOVERFIELD are but two obvious examples) aren’t being creative by holding back, they’re only frustrating those who could start buzzing about the film months before its release. Case in point: I’ve shown this trailer and/or passed the link on to handfuls of people just because I had to share my excitement with someone. You want viral marketing, you want to create fake websites, you want people to become involved in your brand, and make no mistake these are corporate brands, you have to give them more than just thrills, you need to excite people and this is the perfect way to do it and not once did I mention the absence of Anthony Michael Hall or Harvey Dent. Completely irrelevant.

Weekend Shopping Guide 1/4/08: D’oh!

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Just narrowly missing the window to make it into our big holiday shopping guide is a must-have chunk of classic TV in the form of the I Love Lucy: The Complete Series megaset (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$241.98 SRP). Featuring all 9 seasons (194 episodes!), the set also features I Love Lucy: The Movie, rare footage, archival footage, and much, much more. If you passed by the original season sets, this is the way to snag it.

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As much as I wanted it to be as brilliant as the show’s glory days, The Simpsons Movie (Fox, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.99 SRP) missed the mark. I did think they managed to expand the show to feature-length well enough, but the comments from the writers in the audio commentary pointed out what my main issue is – they dumbed things down for a wider audience. The sharp, intelligent writing and lines that defined the show’s golden period – and the believability of the characters themselves – has been replaced with lowbrow belly laughs and characters that are more cartoon than believable… A balance which the show used to be able to pull off nicely before Homer became the king of the idiots. The DVD features a pair of audio commentaries, deleted scenes, trailers, and more.

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It’s either the 3rd or 4th time that the original Wallace & Gromit shorts have been available on DVD, but a new year brings a new edition, this time titled Wallace & Gromit: Three Amazing Adventures (HIT Entertainment, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). It’s worth making the upgrade, though, to get the new Nick Park & co. commentary on A Grand Day Out, The Wrong Trousers, and A Close Shave, as well as a few episodes of Shaun The Sheep. From previous releases, you get the “Cracking Contraptions” shorts, featurettes, and more.

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When it came to music, Johnny Cash was no elitist. The musicians you’ll find featured on the all-too-brief two-season run of The Johnny Cash TV Show (Sony Legacy, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) prove that Cash threw his doors open to whatever struck his fancy, providing a stage for artists like George Jones, Stevie Wonder, Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, Louis Armstrong, and more – all of which can be found on the new 2-disc collection of performances. Also available is a companion CD (Sony Legacy, $ SRP) featuring 16 tracks culled from the show.

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The Kingdom (Universal, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP) – while a well-constructed action flick that balances its political, ripped-from-the-headlines urgency with aplomb, had the misfortune of being released during a flood of other flicks whose plotlines found themselves mired in the Mid-East. On DVD, you can give a second shot to this tale of an elite FBI squad sent to Saudi Arabia to solve a mass murder, starring Jamie Foxx, Jennifer garner, and Jason Bateman. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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Who knew that you could get a relatively long-running cult TV show out of John Hughes’s sci-fi sex romp Weird Science? Maybe it’s because the small screen version of Weird Science (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$ 44.95SRP) was goofy fun, and hewed pretty closely to the nerd wish fulfillment of geeks Wyatt and Gary that fueled the flick. Check out the 2-disc complete seasons 1 & 2 set, featuring cast audio commentaries on a trio of episodes.

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After the stellar 5th season, the general consensus was that the 6th season of 24 (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) hit a bit of a rut – to be brutally honest, it was a mess. Jack Bauer is released from an extended stay in a Chinese prison into the hands of a terrorist, the usual day-long globe-spanning escapades kick off, with the fate of something or another in the process. The 7-disc set features all 24 episodes, plus audio commentary on select episodes, deleted/extended scenes, featurettes, and more.

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Perfect for completists and those looking for a good laugh, Galactica 1980 (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) was a mercifully short-lived attempt to slash the budget of the original Battlestar Galactica by moving it to Earth and moving the remaining cast and storylines into sad, sad camp.

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Showtime’s attempt to sex up the reign of King Henry VIII by reimagining his court as Melrose Place yielded one of this past season’s wonderfully unintentional comedies, as you see if you check out the complete first season of The Tudors (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$42.99 SRP). Hoping to somehow sweeten the pot, the 4-disc set also includes episodes of Penn & Teller’s Bullshit, Californication, and This American Life, as well as behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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Even 15 years later, SeaQuest DSV (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) is still an odyssey. Birthed of a sappy age just coming to grips with environmental concerns after the end of the 80’s, it plays like an undersea version of the same rose-colored idealism that crippled much of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Check out the second season of DSV and see if you agree or not. The 8-disc set features all 21 second season episodes, but not a single bonus feature.

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Let’s wrap up the first shopping guide of the new year with a plug for the long-awaited second wave of Simpsons figures from McFarlane Toys ($12.99 SRP each). This wave features a pair of dioramas from “Treehouse of Horror” episodes – Good & Evil Homer, and The Raven – plus Radioactive Man & Fallout Boy and Clown Homer & Krusty.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/4/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Fawlty Towers – “The Kipper & The Corpse”, Part 1… (Thingamabob)

January 3, 2008

The Art Of Travel Blog #6: The Jungle

Filed under: Art of Travel Blog,Production Blogs,Quickcasts,Video — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:05 am

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artoftravel2008-01-011.jpgWe are happy to present the exclusive web only trailer and first of seven behind the scenes webisodes of The Art of Travel. Each month, we’ll premiere a new webisode – and in-between, we’ll have biweekly blogs from the actors and filmmakers, plus cool image captures from the movie.

This story has been three years in the making, and shooting the film over 7 weeks in 5 countries was an adventure for the entire cast and crew.

No, The Art of Travel is not a documentary or the retelling of the bestselling philosophy book with the same title – It is the story of Conner Layne, a high school grad with a full ride to college who finds his plans interrupted by a life changing moment… a moment which becomes the spring board to a travel adventure that ultimately changes Conner’s hopes and dreams.

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After spending seven weeks together cast and crew becomes family. Through all the adventure we covered and the highs and lows, it’s always hard to say goodbye. We all experienced something special while making this movie. There were no Hollywood Studios to answer to or agents that ever fought what we were trying to do. Everyone was on the same page – make a fun movie that leaves you feeling good. Our hopes are that we have achieved that.

And now our adventure becomes your adventure. One thing is certain about making a movie – there is never any such words as THE END”¦

There are countless times for cast to reunite: There are always re-shoots, and there are always sequels!

PS: Be sure to check us out at The Palm Springs International Film Festival!

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Thomas Whelan, Angelika Baran, Brian La Belle, Emyr G. Graciano, Christopher Kennedy Masterson (Cusco, Peru)

Salude from the Filmmakers!

Thomas Whelan
Brian LaBelle
Emyr G. Graciano
Christopher Kennedy Masterson

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THE ART OF TRAVEL TRAILER ““
Before you dive into the webisodes, check out the trailer for The Art of Travel…

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THE ART OF TRAVEL VIDEO BLOG #4: “The Darien” ““
Cross the formidable – and deadly – Darien Gap with the cast and crew…

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THE ART OF TRAVEL VIDEO BLOG #3: “Ladrones” ““
How exactly do you woo a cast willing to travel into the wilds of Central America…

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THE ART OF TRAVEL VIDEO BLOG #2: “Casting The Net” ““
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THE ART OF TRAVEL VIDEO BLOG #1: “Gonzo Filmmaking” ““
Dive into the process of pulling together the film, and the unique insanity of transporting a cast and crew into the wilds of Central America…

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Win THE COMPLETE DR. KATZ on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:31 am

It’s a new year, and we’re giving away, in conjunction with Comedy Central, five (5) copies of DR. KATZ PROFESSIONAL THERAPIST: THE COMPLETE SERIES on DVD.

Contest ends at midnight EST on Thursday, January 10th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Thursday, January 10th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

January 2, 2008

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/3/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:52 pm

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2007, Part 1… (Thingamabob)

December 31, 2007

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #30: Year In Revue

Filed under: Holiday Havoc,Ken P.D. Snydecast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:02 pm

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #30: Year In Revue – Dana & Ken return after another of their epic absences with a special look back at the year, plus a pledge for the year ahead.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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December 30, 2007

Holiday Havoc: Lucy, Daughter Of The Devil

Filed under: Articles,Holiday Havoc,Lucy Daughter Of The Devil,Quickcasts,Video — UncaScroogeMcD @ 10:48 pm

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Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

Not us.

Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

Ain’t that cool?

Today we’ve got an exclusive video from Satan himself, the pere of [adult swim]’s Lucy, Daughter of the Devil. With the help of creator/producer Loren Bouchard and a select group of elementary school students, Satan shares some of the holiday seasonal “Letters to Satan” that he gets (which makes a nice compliment to Satan’s special holiday recipe from the past).

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    December 28, 2007

    Party Favors: Bunny Wrangling

    Filed under: Columns,Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:05 am

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    VIRGINIA CITY, NV – Why start off the New Year by staring at the skeletal remains of The Crypt Keeper and his son (Dick Clark & Carson Daly) or the skanky duo of Ryan Seacrest and Tila Tequila? HBO is giving you a sexy reason to drop your ball at 12:05 a.m. with Cathouse: The Musical.

    Dennis Hof has allowed America a peak behind curtain of his Moonlite Bunny Ranch to see how a legal brothel runs. This year he’s raising the curtain and putting on a show worthy of a Mickey Rooney-Judy Garland movie. This isn’t an amateur hour production as evidenced by this clip.

    Who came up with the brilliant idea of a musical that’s geared toward heterosexual men? Hof and a few of the Bunnies phoned up the Party Favors to explain this entertainment spectacular. “Sheila Nivens calls me and says, ‘Cathouse: the Musical.‘ I said, ‘Great! Let’s do it.’ And she said, ‘Can you sing?’ “Sing? I banged 11 out of 13 girls in the church choir. Of course I can sing. Hell ya, I can sing.’ ‘What about the girls?’ ‘They can sing, too. If they can’t we’ll make ’em sing. We’ll teach ’em.’ That’s what happened.

    Nivens picked out a special song from 42nd Street for Dennis to croon. He was up for the challenge. “They started sending out singing coaches and choreographers to teach the girls and me. We’ve been in the process of this special for ten months at least.”

    This wasn’t merely having a girls lip synch around the Bunny Ranch while servicing V.I.P customers. “They really spent the money on this,” Dennis declared. “For the filming of the musical, I had them go to Piper’s Opera House. It’s a historic place in Virginia City. Five or six presidents have been there for events. Mark Twain was in a play there. HBO paid a year’s rent on the building. They spent a fortune building all the set. As much effort has gone into this one show that has gone into the entire 11 week series.”

    There would be more musical accompaniment than the proverbial piano player in a whorehouse. “We’ve got a whole band. We have a whole orchestra,” Dennis said.

    Patti Kaplan, the most influential director in America, tapped into her inner Bob Fosse to capture this spectacular. The hour-long special mixes the women singing and dancing with their everyday work. This isn’t just a cut and paste musical performances that you’d catch on PBS during pledge month. Dennis is still amazed at the transitions.

    “We used my nightclub as a rehearsal space. The decor is a little bit like the Ranch. When you’re watching the rehearsal it looks like we’re in a different part of the Ranch. They filmed all the tryouts, the dance rehearsal and they mixed all this stuff up. You’ll be seeing at the Ranch a bunch of girls sitting around a Sybian. Brooke comes out, gets on the Sybian and has this earth shattering orgasm. It flips into her song. It’s a beautiful set and she looks like a million dollars. It’s amazing how they led into all this stuff.”

    Brooke is proud of her song, but can’t let her mother see the whole performance. “Right before I do my solo, which I want her to see, I do a sybian ride which I don’t want her to see. I told her that she’s going to have close her eyes until that point and she’ll just have to guess when to open her eyes. But I lied to her and told her that I faked it so she’ll think it isn’t real anyhow. There’s no way you can have a fake orgasm on a sybian. It’s impossible. They’re good for a couple times a year, otherwise I lose feeling.”

    There was a lot of other non-fake sexual moments captured by the cameras. “It’s just an amazing undertaking and it was fun,” Dennis said. “Here we are on these sets and the girls are doing their thing. During the breaks they’re having sex with each other in the corner. It was like Chorus Line in the Cathouse.”

    Bunny Love swears she wasn’t part of the off stage hanky panky. “No. I’m gay for pay. So there wasn’t anyone there that I was interested in touching.”

    During the sound mixing, the head of post production facility told Dennis that on the average “live concert” by singing superstars they make dozens of pitch tone corrections. “On Brooke’s songs they made three,” Dennis proudly reported. “They’re pushing her to do a pop album.”

    Brooke was up to the challenge of being in a musical. “I have a degree in music,” she said. “It was exciting and then daunting that first came to my mind. It was a lot fun and a lot of work. I did the most songs. I had one day off in the three weeks they were up here filming. That was only because I said, ‘I had to have today off.’ It was tough. It was a whirlwind. When it was all done, I wish I could gone back and done it all over again.”

    Was she more nervous seeing this special or the first time she partied with a Bunny Ranch guest? “I have a deep rooted background in music,” Brooke said. “I had to live up to my education and my background. This was more personal for me. I was more nervous about this. ‘Can’t I just give a blow job? Can’t I just get naked? Isn’t there someone I could have sex with?””

    Brooke does seem amazed that she’s been able to pull off a career move that will set her college career advisors in a tizzy. Has anyone else been able to land an HBO musical special while working at a legal brothel?

    “I’m an entertainer,” Brooke said. “I’m using all of my oral skills.”

    This has been a fascinating life for her as she puts her college degree to work. “I’ve been really lucky to bring in all aspects of my life that I enjoy sex, music, meeting people and traveling,” Brooke declared. “People are telling me that I’m exploited in this job, but I’m doing great. I’m doing everything that I want to do and I’m getting everything out of life that I’m putting into it. (The Musical) is one aspect of the job that I never imagined and I’m very thankful for.”

    She does wish that they could perform the show live. “We’ll let you know if we start touring. We’ll definitely come to your city,” Brooke promised.

    Bunny Love wasn’t overwhelmed at the concept of the special. “I thought it was pretty amusing of an idea. I’d seen it done before on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Scrubs. I thought it was a crazy idea, but if anybody can make it work, we can.”

    Her background prepared her for the experience. “It wasn’t that big of a deal for me,” Bunny Love said. “I’ve done productions with ballet and theater so the lights and the cameras didn’t effect me so much. It was just about learning my routines and steps.”

    Bunny and the others still had to put in hours at the Ranch, but it didn’t wear them out. “It’s not like I was doing something for a different employer. They understood that you needed rehearsal time and can’t be on the floor for your normal shift. It was stressful and tiring, but we pulled through it.”

    Will the experience lead Bunny Love to appear on Dancing with the Stars? “Lord, no,” she said.

    Air Force Amy was game for performing. “You never say ‘no’ to anything around here cause you never know what it’ll develop into. I said, ‘If you want me and think you can do something with it, go ahead. I’ll be available.'”

    She’s been working at the Bunny Ranch for quite a bit of time. How weird was it to realize that she was going to be singing and dancing instead of her normal duties for the show? “It’s all weird. It’s absolutely hilarious,” she said.

    During our conversation, we remembered the cinematic joy that was Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. “This ain’t the first musical to come out of a brothel,” she said. Although Cathouse: The Musical should be the better of the two.

    The only artistic difference that Air Force Amy had with the production came down to footwear. She discarded the shoes provided by the wardrobe mistress. ” I brought my own shoes. I’m wearing Chanel. I’m not doing a musical that’s going to DVD without wearing my Chanel.”

    Air Force Amy really did serve in the military. While stationed in the Philippines, she saw Bob Hope’s USO show. It’s nice to know that troops around the globe will have a little holiday entertainment when she and other bunnies perform “I Know What Boys Want.”

    I’m sadden to report that Isabella Soprano is not part of the musical. She’s still at her organic farm in New England. I was hoping to see her solo with Spinal Tap’s “Sex Farm.”

    Dennis is juiced about the upcoming special. “People are going to be amazed. You expect hooker to suck and fuck and satisfy a man. You don’t expect them to be educated, articulate and talented.”

    He sees this special as altering the way folks will enjoy the New Year after the Time Square ball drops.

    “HBO has given us the prime slot. I’m getting hundreds of emails from people saying they’re having Cathouse parties at their homes. They want us to send them menus. I’m going to spend my whole New Year’s Eve calling various parties and saying hello to people. It used to be Dick Clark from Time Square, now it’s Big Dick Daddy from the Bunny Ranch on New Year’s Eve on HBO.”

    Why would anybody want to watch a pack of whores like Carson Daly and Ryan Seacrest when there’s a chance to watch the fine ladies of the Bunny Ranch? After a year of having to endure your kids endless viewing of High School Musical and High School Musical 2, it’s time to put them to bed, pop the second bottle of champagne and remember that New Year’s Eve is an adult holiday.

    HOW TO HAVE A FUNDRAISER

    Dennis Hof has been amazed at all the coverage he’s received for his endorsement of Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul. Dennis has helped Paul get nearly as much press as Oprah’s done for Obama. “Every newspaper in New York City wrote about it,” Dennis said. Until the Iowa Caucus, if you drop by the Bunny Ranch and declare, “I’m pimping for Ron Paul,” you get the services of two women for the price of one.

    Brooke Taylor doesn’t mind the campaign fundraiser. “I love it. I’ve never had so much help giving blowjobs. I get to pull one of my friends in to help me out. It’s great.

    “There’s nothing I like better than a man and a woman together with me in the middle. You get the best of both worlds. Everyone has something to do. Everyone always has a mouthful. Couples are a big part of my business. It’s so great to be able spice up their sex life. There’s nothing better than the next time I masturbate thinking about the great sex they’re having after having been with me. I know they are talking about it and fantasizing about the next visit. I love that.”

    This is much better than paying $2,000 to eat a rubber chicken and get a Polaroid with the candidate.

    STRIKE RELIEF

    Damn this Writer’s Strike. I’m sick of what’s being offered on network TV. Why are the rules of ABC’s Duel more difficult than the questions? Enough of the broadcast, it’s time to dip back into the latest DVDs of older shows in order to be entertained.

    The Tudors – The Complete First Season contains combines the educational influence of The History Channel with the adult entertainment value of classic Showtime. The Tudors could have turned into Henry VIII Babies, but the series played smart. Natalie Dormer’s performance of Anne Boleyn reminds us how a King could start his own church. While Jonathan Rhys Meyers is great as the young English monarch, you want to see him break into an Elvis snarl that he rocked in the miniseries Elvis.

    Gunsmoke, The Second Season, Volume 1 gives up the first 20 episodes of the sophomore outing. While this is still Chester-era, Festus appears in “Brush at Elkader.” Sheriff Matt Dillon still enjoys mingling with the hookers at Miss Kitty’s bar. The bonus on the collection is the sponsor spots for L&M Cigarettes. James Arness made smoking look so sexy when he took a drag and said, “Light up, Free up. Live Modern.” Is there a sense of irony in that ad campaign? Best one is him and Miss Kitty sharing a light.

    The Odd Couple: The Third Season contains the roommates visits to the set of Password and The Price Is Right. Nothing says great ’70s TV moment than Jack Klugman rubbing elbows with Monty Hall. Although some may want to view the show to check out Tony Randall’s amazing fashion sense. That man know how to look suave. No wonder he was the neat freak.

    Hawaii Five-O: The Third Season brings more criminals to the 50th State for Steve McGarrett to book. The series kicks off with Wo Fat terrorizing a neurosurgeon with “And A Time to Die.” “The Double Wall” brings Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) to the island. How do criminals not surrender when they encounter Jack Lord’s defiant hair? The show was still clicking at a high level for season three.

    BAD SANTA

    NBC sunk to a new low with its Yule Time edition of To Catch A Predator. The show started of innocent enough with a little girl discovering Santa Claus in front of her Christmas tree.

    “You made it!” she exclaims.

    Santa gives a jolly laugh and puts down his sack. “You want to give Santa a hug?”

    The girl smiles. “Wait a minute. I need to get your cookies and milk!” The girl disappears into the kitchen.

    “Don’t wake up your parents,” Santa warns. “Or you won’t get a pony.”

    From behind the refrigerator steps Chris Hansen.

    “Don’t you think you’re a little too old to be showing up in the middle of the night to see 10 year old girls?” Chris asks. Santa looks pretty damn startled that the girl is gone.

    “It’s my job,” Santa says. “I bring gifts to all the good little boys and girls on Christmas Eve.”

    “Gifts? What do you expect to be given for your gifts?”

    “They have to be nice.”

    “What does it take for a naughty girl to get on your nice list?”
    ?”What are you insinuating?’

    Hansen waves a pile of papers. “I have your emails. If she’s a nice girl; you promise to come down her chimney. You like coming down the chimneys of little girls and boys while they sleep? Is that how you get your kicks?”

    “That’s not what it means!” Santa waves his finger at Chris. “You’re not getting a pony this year.”

    Santa races towards the fireplaces. The cops pounce on his ass. He’s hauled away. The SPCA takes control of the reindeer on the roof. It’s just sad how NBC stoops.

    THE GAME CONTINUES

    This is that unique time of the season when movie critics attempt to blow their favorite directors while attempting to impress us with their huge balls. Do we really care what the Boise Radio Reviewers ordain a film as the greatest of the year?

    What we also get is flooded with diatribes about how TV is ruining movies. I’ve had it with these Cinema Bigots. For some reason anything that’s not projected at a multiplex for $12 a head is inferior entertainment. As if 24 frames per second is superior to 30 frames per second. This of course is complete crap. Is Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector funnier than an episode of Hogan’s Heroes? Are any of the Mission: Impossible movies better than the series? Is there any American cinematic drama of the past decade equal to HBO’s The Wire?

    The good news about the writer’s strike is that The Wire might finally get decent ratings for its fifth season that starts January 6 at 9 p.m. (eastern time). This year the focus will be on how the media plays a role in the urban warfare in Baltimore. You might want to get caught up either by DVD or reruns on BET. I recommend the DVDs since BET has to take out the hardcore gangster action.

    ROCKIN’ W/ LEONARD

    Congratulations go out to Leonard Cohen for making the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame. This has to be the upset victory of 2007 when he bumped the Beastie Boys from the glory of Cleveland. How did the Mystic of Montreal pull it off? His voice has the range of Mack Truck engine. He sings about spacey ladies who like tea and oranges that come all the way from China. By the way, both the tea and oranges have been recalled. Is he rock? Leonard isn’t a complete folkie. He recorded “Don’t Go Home With Your Hard-On” with Phil Spector diddling the knobs. “First We Take Manhattan” has a classy rage.

    It’s strange to think that Leonard Cohen got into the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame before Steve Miller. Isn’t Rock n Roll all about the Space Cowboy and the Gangster of Love? I only hope Leonard is inducted by 50 Cent – since they’re both pimps.

    Win THE TEN on DVD!

    Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:37 am

    Our holiday contest-a-palooza continues as we give away, in conjunction with City Lights Media, five (5) copies of THE TEN on DVD.

    Masters of comedy David Wain and Ken Marino team up for THE TEN – a series of laugh-out-loud stories that reinterpret – and reinvent – the Ten Commandments! The film features an All-Star Ensemble Cast – including Adam Brody, Rob Corddry, Famke Janssen, Kerri Kenney-Silver, Ken Marino, Gretchen Mol, Oliver Platt, Paul Rudd, Winona Ryder, Liev Schreiber, Justin Theroux and Jessica Alba.

    Contest ends at midnight EST on Friday, January 4th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, January 4th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

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