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May 2, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #41: A Trip To The Wood-Wrong’s Shop

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #41: A Trip To The Wood-Wrong’s Shop – Ken & Dana catch up on last week’s New York Comic-Con, find out what’s in Dana’s workshop this week, get lost in inane workshop talk, make a special plea to their listeners, reminisce about sandwiches lost to time, and try to pull out of a tale spin in time for their new outro song.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Weekend Shopping Guide 5/2/08: NORM!!!

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:08 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

It seems like forever and a day since the release of the last season of Cheers (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) on DVD, but after (literally) years of waiting, we finally get season 9 – leaving only two more to go before the whole thing is in our grubby mitts. This is the season that found Rebecca engaged to Robin Colcord, Frasier and Sam fighting, Carla entering the “Miss Boston Barmaid” competition, and more. The 5-disc set features all 26 episodes, but STILL no bonus materials. Why????

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While Warners Golden and Hanna-Barbera Collections and Disney’s Treasures get all the publicity, kudos must be given to Universal for their treatment of the Walter Lantz library in the second of their Woody Woodpecker and Friends Classic Cartoon Collection (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP). The 3-disc set features 75 theatrical cartoons starring Woody, Andy Panda, Chilly Willy, and more, plus some Oswald The Lucky Rabbits. Bonus features include 12 behind-the-scenes segments with Lantz from the Woody Woodpecker Show, a full-length Woody Woodpecker Show episode, and a pair of rare Lantz TV pilots.

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Proving that their premium collector’s imprint – The Miriam Collection – wasn’t just a one-off fluke, the next collector’s edition has been released, featuring a restored presentation of The Fall Of The Roman Empire (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$39.92 SRP). The 3-disc set features an audio commentary, a making-of documentary, looks at the real history and comparisons to the Hollywood version, a collection of historic films about Ancient Rome, the 1964 promotional film, the theatrical trailer, and more.

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Though they had the chance to do a nice restoration of both Saludos Amigos and The Three Caballeros (one of my favorite films), Disney instead opted to do just a quickie dump job on the new single-disc Classic Caballeros Edition (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$19.99 SRP). Saludos Amigos is still in it’s PC-edited form (minus animation of Goofy smoking), and the bonus materials – a pair of shorts, a featurette on Disney south of the border, and an exert from a CBC interview with Walt – don’t quite make up for the lack of restoration and the still-present editing. A shame, really.

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The decade-spanning adventures of Young Indiana Jones (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$129.99 SRP) come to a close with the third and final volume. The 10-disc set contains the final clutch of episodes, and wraps things up with over 15 hours of bonus featurettes, going both behind the scenes of the series as well as the historical periods through which it travels.

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The city of London is endlessly fascinating to me, so a book like Necropolis: London And Its Dead (Simon & Schuster, $24.95 SRP) is a real page turner. Essentially, it’s a history of London’s treatment of its deceased going all the way back to the bronze age, with the revelation that the city is essentially a century-spanning mass grave.

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It’s by no means a great film, but First Knight (Sony, Rated PG-13, DVD-$19.94 SRP) is an entirely watchable flick that used to be a cable staple (must be the presence of Connery). Well, now it’s got a new special edition, featuring a pair of commentaries and behind-the-scenes featurettes that will almost make you forget Richard Gere’s “eh” performance.

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There was a very good film to be made from the first book Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy, The Golden Compass (New Line, Rated PG-13, DVD-$34.99 SRP). Sadly, that film does not exist. Instead, we get a bloated, annoyingly muddled CGI snoozefest that limped into theaters like a wounded fighting polar bear. Think I’m wrong? Just try and wade through this cinematic molasses. Pullman’s series was (until the third book, anyway), a brilliant set of books. This is just… feh. The 2-disc Platinum Edition features an audio commentary, featurettes on the novel, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and more.

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Twomorrows’ excellent Modern Masters series reaches its 16th volume with the release of their spotlight on Mike Allred (Twomorrows, $14.95 SRP). If he had only created Madman, his place in comics history would be in hand, but when you add The Atomics, Red Rocket 7, and the various big company series he’s illustrated to the list accomplishments, he more than merits the title of Modern Master.

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To see the early 20th century in color is an odd, odd thing. It somehow seems less real than the common black and white footage of the era – almost as if we’re viewing a reenactment instead of the genuine people of the period. Well, there’s plenty of rare, disconcerting, and ultimately fascinating footage to be found in The British Empire In Color (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP). Check it out.

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Light and frothy and entirely harmless, 27 Dresses (Fox, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is the kind of romantic comedy that depends entirely on the supposed chemistry of its lead (Katharine Heigl) to carry the lightweight script through to the finish line. Heigl stars as Jane, a perpetual bridesmaid whose private crush on her boss (Edward Burns) becomes complicated when her younger sister (Malin Akerman) begins courting him. As you can expect, this forces Jane’s hand, and would you guess what happens next? Can you? Bonus features include deleted scenes and a quartet of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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Some may consider them WC tomes, but I enjoy the trivia found in the books Black Cats And April Fools (Metro, $14.95 SRP) and Ancient Obscenities (Chalford Press, $14.95 SRP). As the subtitle states, Black Cats And Old Fools tells the “origins of old wives’ tales and superstitions in our daily lives”, from throwing salt over your shoulder to opening an umbrella indoors. Ancient Obscenities basically is an overview of antiquity’s views on sex and the off-color, revealing many a lost or purposely obfuscated joke or representation.

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Not only am I a sucker for historical documentaries, I’m also a sucker for a good contemporary documentary, and this week’s recommendation in that category is War Dance (Image, Rated PG-13, DVD-$27.98 SRP). In a nutshell, it’s the story of a group of children in war-ravaged Northern Uganda whose love of music and dance elevates their spirits above the horrible realities of the world around them, eventually bringing them to a musical competition in the nation’s capitol. Bonus features include deleted/extended scenes and the theatrical trailer.

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I still won’t forgive him for providing the foundation upon which George Lucas has built and incredibly infuriating ego, but there’s still some interesting insights to be found in Joseph Campbell’s Mythos II (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP). The 2-disc set features 5 programs exploring Campbell’s theories, hosted by Susan Sarandon.

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The seventh season of The Waltons (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) finds the wholesome family dealing with the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor and the arrival of war, which certainly sends the mountain clan into a tizzy. The 3-disc set features all 23 episodes. Sadly, Warners has begun using those crappy double-sided discs again. Why, Warners? Why?

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Put the news of the upcoming remake out of your mind with the complete fourth season of Beverly Hills 90210 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), a glorious 90’s time capsule of big hair and big sideburns. The 8-disc set features all 31 episodes, plus retrospective featurettes. If that wasn’t enough Aaron Spelling soapiness for you, then be sure to pick up the 4th season of Melrose Place (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) as well – the 9-disc set of which features all 32 episodes.

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If HBO’s recent biopic miniseries chronicling the political life of John Adams has made you curious about the Adams clan through American history, then you might want to check out the DVD release of the 1976 PBS miniseries The Adams Chronicles (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP). The 4-disc set contains all 13 programs that span the Revolutionary War of John Adams to the Gilded Age of Charles Francis Adams, Jr.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Cabin Fever #22: Tear-away Three-Way

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent πŸ˜‰

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #22: Tear-away Three-Way!!! – With the guys getting kicked out of their regular recording haunt, they are forced to resort to more unorthodox methods. So while they await their shiny new recording equipment to arrive from overseas, they take part in a far-less-kinky-than-it-sounds three-way with Quick Stop head honcho Ken Plume. Economic downturns are discussed, as are Brian’s smelly house pants.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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Trailer Park: Whitney Cummings

By Christopher Stipp

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If I could interview subjects, people, like Whitney Cummings I could forever be content with being the guy on the sidelines who simply learns about what happens on the set of a film while trying to understand what the project means to someone’s overarching career goals. Whitney was deftly able to take my questions and give me honest answers in a way that I found genuinely refreshing, person to person. There wasn’t any pretense, there wasn’t a facade, there wasn’t anything between her job as backup to Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan and my questions about what she felt her place was in the grand scheme of things.

Opening today, MADE OF HONOR simply seems like one of those films which might actually depend more on the talents of the film’s leading man instead of the popular female lead. Dempsey has proven himself more than capable of holding his own in ENCHANTED, one of Disney’s greatest feats on the big screen in recent years, and who among us can argue with the Goliath-ian power it took Patrick to get from CAN’T BUY ME LOVE and LOVERBOY to prime-time prince of relevancy; it should have been an impossibility but it’s that guy’s charm which is proving to be his greatest asset. That’s partially why an interview with Whitney was alluring. The other part of it is that Whitney makes her living touring the country as a practicing comedienne and there isn’t anything more tempting than the opportunity to get an honest taste of what it’s like to step onto a blackened stage and having a pack of people treat you like it’s Roman circuses all over again: We are here. Entertain us!

Whitney and I discuss all sorts of things, like comedy, inspirations, education, why Patrick Dempsey is a gay crush of mine, films, traveling and whether Carrot Top deserves to live. You can’t help but wish all sorts of positive things for Whitney and as she broke down the ways in which she realizes how she fits in to the cosmic order of things, regardless of how big or small the project she’s being paid to be in, she just has the kind of easy breezy attitude I wish I could have just navigating my own job.

We open on a conversation between Whitney and myself, discussing the topic of what films Molly Ringwold has notoriously turned down. One of those, reportedly, was GHOST and the other was the widely well received whore cum (pun intended) princess fairy tale, PRETTY WOMAN. It’s best to just jump right into the middle of the fray.

CUMMINGS: It’s interesting, isn’t it?

CS: Fascinating. I love to hear stories like that of things that people have passed on.

CUMMINGS: She wasn’t really working around that time, was she? PRETTY WOMAN was what, ’92?

CS: Yeah, it was like ’90, ’91, sometime around there.

CUMMINGS: What was she doing with herself? If you think about it, that movie was literally a comedy about a prostitute. That movie would never get made today. Can you imagine a writer going through auditions “β€œ hilarious comedy about a prostitute who is doing a rich guy and she gets out there and then someone tries to rape her “β€œ it’s such a dark premise when you think about it.

CS: That’s very true.

CUMMINGS: That’s George from Seinfeld trying to rape her in that movie.

CS: But she’s got a heart of gold.

CUMMINGS: She does have a heart of gold. But in the first script she died at the end. The other movie I saw the other day is DIRTY DANCING. DIRTY DANCING is a movie about abortion. That was the whole reason that Baby needed to learn how to dance. It was an abortion movie.

CS: Just a fool to believe…

CUMMINGS: It’s just kind of funny at how dark the movies were in the late 80’s.

CS: But you know, those guys were salesmen. They were able to convince somebody, “Oh yeah, sounds like a really good idea.”

CUMMINGS: But the movie is about abortion. No, it’s about dancing. Abortion is just why they danced. It’s just so funny when you think about it because that would never fly today. We’ve gotten more conservative I guess.

CS: I would absolutely agree with that. Things have gotten a little more tame. But you got to be in a movie “β€œ watch this segue “β€œ you got to be in a movie with a man that embodied that 80’s movie vibe.

CUMMINGS: You know what’s really funny? When I was going in to do voice over after the movie was finished, we were looking at it “β€œ the movie was shot in England “β€œ really beautiful shots on film, lush green rolling hills and I’m looking at it and I’m thinking this movie looks like the 80’s. It had that vivid feel of like Robin Hood. It’s amazing the demographic he has because he’s so famous. What was that, 18 years ago? That movie was so meaningful to so many people. And now he has been reborn with his new show, so his demographic literally is 16 to 65. Where with some actors they have the teen audience “β€œ Zach Efron has the teens, Brad Pitt has the 30 year old women, but he has got every generation. It is so wild.

CS: You know, I have no shame saying this, I think my gay crush would be Patrick Dempsey.

CUMMINGS: You are not alone. Guys would even say Patrick Dempsey or Tom Brady.

(Laughs)

Tom Brady “β€œ I know guys would even say, “If I had sex with him it doesn’t mean I’m gay.”

CS: But you have to say, “If I HAD to “β€œ If someone put a gun to my head…”

(Laughs)

CUMMINGS: Yes, Patrick Dempsey “β€œ women want him, men want to be like him. That’s what I have to say about that. And I totally get it. He’s so charming, so talented, so fun to be with. I think this movie will catapult him back into leading man, opening movies, movie star land again.

CS: I saw him in ENCHANTED and I thought he did a great job in that.

CUMMINGS: I think that ENCHANTED was a tough film for him because he had to play it real but he had to sort of mock her a little bit. He was given a tough task in that movie because he couldn’t make fun of her because she was so likable and I think in the script she wasn’t written as so likeable. He had a lot of challenges in that movie. And Patrick, his charm and likeability can overcome anything.

CS: Like a gigolo pizza guy.

CUMMINGS: Yeah, remember that?

CS: I could go on all day about that guy’s roles.

CUMMINGS: He’s so likable and I think the key to him being a movie star is having women love you and men love you and he is just able to do that. He’s such a pro. He comes and says his stuff and improvises and just has IT. That guy has star quality. He’s got it for sure.

CS: Tell me “β€œ based on that “β€œ in the new movie, MADE OF HONOR, how do you compete “β€œ it’s not competing in that same space but if he’s being funny and you have to be the best friend “β€œ the funny person “β€œ how do you navigate that territory to let them be the stars that they are and you provide that backup?

CUMMINGS: It’s interesting and that’s a very good question, because I’m a comedian. I do stand-up every night and doing jokes is my thing. So it’s like going into the ring you have to know what your role is is really important. Are you the singer? Are you the drummer? Are you the bassist? Where you come in is very important. Because when you are doing a movie, especially with talented actors who have been doing it 20 years longer than you it’s important to know you place and to work for the good of the movie, not for the good of you. Selfish acting never gets you anywhere except on the cutting room floor. You don’t come in and try and be funny around Patrick “β€œ it’s just stupid. It’s best to just trust the writer and their vision instead of your own agenda wanting to be the funniest person. So that was a tough challenge because as a comedian my job is to always be the funniest person all the time and make everybody laugh every 20 seconds. I really did have to restrain myself but after a while “β€œ after coming in and seeing how funny Patrick was it was best to just leave it to the pro and stick to what the writer wrote for me.

CS: Certainly this differs from TV where you are able to be more fluid “β€œ this was more set up and practiced and having to channel”Β¦.

CUMMINGS: I just have to be so conscious of the fact that there are 200 people working on this movie “β€œ the lighting guys, the grip and the camera guys, the sound guys have set up the theme around what the writer wrote and what the stage directions are and you start messing around trying to be funny and trying to be cute “β€œ people’s jobs are why is she doing that “β€œ why is she going off – sometimes, because they knew I was a comedian they would say now we can do a take and you can mess around or now you can improvise but that was different. When all those people are working so hard to create a shot that has been planned out for days, you can’t go in and mess around and give them a damn heart attack.

CS: Right.

CUMMINGS: That was a hard thing for me to accept.

CS: Was it sort of a lesson learned or did you know when you went into things other than television and your stand-up how these unwritten rules play themselves out?

CUMMINGS: Interesting. I was actually blessed to have a job “β€œ my first job out here in LA was a show called Punk’d on MTV “β€œ it was a hidden camera prank show with Ashton Kutcher and we would have to do all these hidden pranks to get celebrities in compromised situations and get them to embarrass themselves or whatever and the key was to be very real “β€œ I did everything from being in the ballet to being a wardrobe stylist to a paramedic to a this or that and created situations where celebrities would really feel the stakes were high that they’re car was stolen or someone got kidnapped or all these crazy things and it had to be so real so they believed it. It would be very easy to give something like that away if you’re trying to make jokes too much because after the 3rd season all celebrities in LA were really paranoid about being punked. Whenever something weird happened, they would be like, “Is this Punk’d?” So we had the challenge to keep it really real and honest and keep it grounded.

I remember my first punk I was doing was with Adam Brody and I was trying to be cute and trying to be funny and doing the wrong thing. He started to catch on and then I had to quickly go back to be real and honest and quickly learned this is not about me, not about my agenda “β€œ if you just do the task at hand and do the best job at entertaining being honest and trusting the writers and directors, you will succeed, instead of trying to do your own thing and being selfish. So I guess I learned it there and I’m very grateful for that.

So, I learned it on cable instead of in a studio. But it was helpful.

CS: And how was that transitioning from a television atmosphere to a film? Does the scale change?

CUMMINGS: Definitely. I don’t have to bring my own wardrobe that’s for sure. At the end of the day it’s all fulfilling “β€œ it’s all food for your soul for yourself as an artist. But working on a studio movie “β€œ granted on every cable thing I’ve ever worked on I’ve always worked with people I admire “β€œ Ashton Kutcher is extremely talented and such a great guy and all the actors are amazing. But when you work on a studio movie you work with much bigger celebrities. At first I was thinking it was going to be a nightmare “β€œ working with divas, rude and sure enough they are the nicest people you’d ever want to meet. Patrick, Michelle, Sydney Pollak and everyone that worked on the movie were so great. So wonderful people from cable all the way up to working on big studio movies where the stress is high and pressure is on and instead of shooting in Burbank we were shooting in London and Scotland in all these amazingly beautiful castles. Catering is better.

(Laughs)

CS: How did you get picked? Is this something you went out and auditioned for?

CUMMINGS: They saw a lot of people but I think what set me apart was that I was a comedian and they wanted someone who could add a little bit of comedy to it. It’s really amazing because it’s so hard to get a job in a studio movie if you are not a model or had been working forever because they don’t want to take risks and they are trying to sell it overseas and they need financiers to invest and be able to distribute all over the world and the more famous people that are in it the better and Sony was amazing and I think they were excited about me because I was a comedian and there was this fresh young person and that was really cool.

CS: The story itself “β€œ I apologize for not knowing a whole lot about it – but why does it take place overseas?

CUMMINGS: Well, there is no way you could know anything about it. Patrick Dempsey has a platonic friend, Michelle Monaghan’s character “β€œ they are best friends who realizes that he’s in love with her and she goes overseas to Scotland to work, meets a Scottish man and comes back 5 weeks later, engaged, and she asks him to be her Maid of Honor, says she’s marrying a Scottish man and they all have to go over to Scotland for the wedding. So we’re over in Scotland planning the wedding, doing the rehearsal dinner, doing the bridal showers and all this stuff and doing these Scottish games and all these crazy antics over in Scotland so we got to go over there for a month. It was all very, very cool.

CS: So they got to shoot on location?

CUMMINGS: Yes, it was amazing.

CS: Were you basically tagging along for the whole thing?

CUMMINGS: Yeah. They shot in New York for about 2 weeks that I wasn’t there but they didn’t have the bridesmaids. So, we shot in LA for about a week and shot in Scotland for about 6 weeks and London for 3 weeks.

CS: When you’re doing multiple takes is it difficult from the comedy standpoint to make it seem just as witty and just as spontaneous the 3rd, 4th, or 5th take?

CUMMINGS: Yes, and it’s nice to be able to do something different every time unless we are on a major time crunch and we just have to move on. Being a comedian my impulse is to make people laugh, so every time I want to do something different and fresh and make everyone laugh but, again, you just have to know when to be professional and give them just what they need so we can move on. Sometimes in the editing because I’ve done something different every time they can’t cut it “β€œ that would be my worst nightmare.

CS: I’m also just as curious to find out why “β€œ I’m reading your condensed bio “β€œ that you finished college in 3 years vs. 4 yet you chose a career that insures maximum instability.

(Laughs)

CUMMINGS: I love you for that. Well, because I knew that this was going to be my career I knew I wanted to go to college. I got through high school and I knew that every girl who goes out to LA after graduation and doesn’t have an education, they don’t have anything to fall back on but as a performer and having so much training the best thing to do for me would be to not go out to LA and get on a bad sitcom. The best thing I could do was to go improve myself as a person and make myself more interesting and pursue my interests and curiosities and get an education so I have something to say and have a point of view and when I get new material I have some perspective on it and I have some goals, I’m doing a period piece, I’m doing a mystery. And also for my own confidence that when you go into a career that is so unstable the best thing you can do is to have something really solid to fall back on to keep your pride up. And I really wanted to develop as a person. I didn’t want to be an empty person. Not that people that don’t go to college don’t, but it’s something I really wanted to do the compromise was OK I’m going to go to college and do it in 3 years.

CS: Overachieving while being funny. I have to believe it’s one of the hardest things in the world to try to do but do you ever get to the point where you are doing sets every night, obviously some nights go better than others, is being funny a draining thing? Are there times you don’t want to laugh or do anything associated with comedy?

CUMMINGS: Doing stand up is the most enlivening, energizing thing you can possibly do but yes, during the day, it’s really funny because people say for a comedian you are such a serious person. It’s just that, no, I’m off work right now. I don’t always want to be doing jokes, I don’t always want to be on. I can’t always be doing quips. When it’s your job for a living you want to save it for the stage. You don’t see lawyers on their off hours reading paperwork for no reason. After you do it long enough “β€œ people get into comedy because they like to make people laugh “β€œ sort of have a need to entertain people and the need to make people laugh so if you’re not doing it on stage they don’t do it all the time. Everyone has their class clown, always making jokes, always on but when you start having 20 minutes, sometimes 40 minutes to an hour a night “β€œ that need to make people laugh, you get your fix, most of the time, thankfully. So I get it out of my system.

CS: Where did you find your roots? For me, I’ve always been fascinated with comedians “β€œ one of the first albums I bought was Bob Goldthwait’s album as a kid and I’ve always admired of taking average, normal everyday things and warping the hell out of them. Who were your comedic measuring sticks growing up?

CUMMINGS: My first ever was Paul Reiser. I found a book he wrote called “Couplehood” that he wrote in 89 or 90 and it’s kind of like what Mad About You was based on. It’s all about couples living together and the mundane goofy things that happen. Just like you said, it was about buttering bread in the morning, making coffee all of these little things and made these hysterical, brilliant commentary about the most mundane things and open it up to a hysterical world. The things we take for granted every day “β€œ you get up, take a shower, get in the car “β€œ all these things he had such interesting, funny observations. I was so fascinated “β€œ his sense of humor was so insane. Followed by George Carlin and big for me too was Bill Cosby. I used to watch his show religiously because so much of that was based on his stand up and then later “β€œ Dave Attell “β€œ he’s a legend now but he’s very edgy and then I got introduced to Lenny Bruce and then Bill Hicks and it was kind of over.

CS: Oh yeah, Bill Hicks.

CUMMINGS: People are changing the world of comedy. When I was in college I thought I’d change the world and be a journalist. Then I thought the ones that are really making a difference are the ones who do it with a sense of humor. Bill Hicks, George Carlin, those are the people who are making the most profound social commentary followed by Chris Rock, Bill Mahr, Jon Stewart. Humor is a way to endear people.

CS: Now, I am going to ask you a yes or no question and please answer it immediately when I ask: Do prop comedians deserve to live?

(Laughs)

CUMMINGS: Yes. Yes, they do.

(Laughs)

I cannot live without prop comedians. I just think of my jokes as props. That’s my way out. The thing about prop comedians is that “β€œ Carrot Top makes more than all combined… So I want to get on that train of negativity but you have to respect someone making one hundred million dollars a year with a baton and a teddy bear and some toys.

CS: Actually, I agree with you “β€œ I think at the end of the day I think the measuring stick is how much money “β€œ if he’s successful that’s great, it’s game on but why is there such a movement against people perceived as doing easy comedy?

CUMMINGS: Are you kidding? No comedy is easy. No comedy is easy. And guess what, I have to come to his defense, prop comedy is harder than real comedy. Not only is he telling jokes, he is juggling fire, he’s doing a marathon exercise and telling jokes. He does a two hour show with pyrotechnics acrobatically, doing magic, it’s mindblowing, where I just have to sit up there and talk. At the end of the day, funny is a democracy. People are lining up and filling auditoriums and they are making millions and millions of dollars and entertaining people and people are laughing. Carrot Top is sold out every night. People have paid $100 a ticket to go be entertained by him so you can’t say he is not funny. At the end of the day that’s the statistic.

CS: Seriously, I do not want to hijack your whole day so I want to be able to ask you one more question: With whatever kind of success that MADE OF HONOR gets, if indeed it does well and helps propel you forward in your career, what do you hope is the next step in your career progression?

CUMMINGS: I would like a studio project but there are not very many good funny, funny roles for women and it’s sort of hard to find those and I would love to find a role like that. Really big movie directors are doing TV “β€œ like 30 Rock and Weeds “β€œ there’s some really good stuff on and I just want to be doing stuff that moves me and makes me laugh. I want it to be meaningful. Stand up is big for me “β€œ I’d like to do a half hour special.

CS: Anything that might come about in the near future? Comedy Central loves doing those.

CUMMINGS: Yeah, that’s the idea, so check back in a couple months.

(Laughs)

Win ALIENS VS. PREDATOR: REQUIEM on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox, two (2) copies of ALIENS VS. PREDATOR: REQUIEM on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Friday, May 9th.

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May 1, 2008

MASTERS OF SONG FU – The Battle Begins!!!!

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we’re launching a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

We have 20 slots open to any and all musicians across this here internet. All you have to do is be one of the first 20 to apply via the form below, and you’re in.

Once those 20 participants have been announced, the showdown will commence.

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the 20 competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to Quick Stop to be voted on by you, the readers.

After one week of intense campaigning and voting, we’ll eliminate the bottom 15 vote-getters – leaving 5 competitors to move on to… ROUND 2.

That’s when things get crazy… But we’ll save the surprise til then.

Oh, and what do we call this competition?

MASTERS OF SONG FU

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To mix things up a bit, we can also announce three (well, 4, if you’re being technical) very special Masters who you’ll be going up against in this inaugural edition of MASTERS OF SONG FU. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu, and your ultimate challengers:

JONATHAN COULTON

songfu-01.jpgJonathan Coulton on Jonathan Coulton: “In 2005 I left my day job writing software to pursue music full time. To keep myself busy I released a new song on this website every week for a year in a project called Thing a Week. A few of those songs became big internet hits (my folky cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”, a funny video called “Flickr”, a song called “Code Monkey”), and I am now fortunate enough to make my living as a musician.

I write about a lot of geeky stuff because I am a geek. Some of it’s funny, but a lot of it’s not so funny, and even more of it is somewhere in between. I’ve been compared to They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies, Loudon Wainwright III, and other musicians you REALLY LOVE.

I give lots of music away because I believe it helps my cause, and I love it when people use my music to create other stuff – music videos, pictures, remixes, etc. At the moment I’m unsigned, and I’m proud to say I’ve created this whole thing mostly on my own (with plenty of help from an amazingly supportive bunch of fans). But it certainly is getting busy… I will probably sell out and go Hollywood any day now…”

Official Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

PAUL & STORM

songfu-02.jpg Paul and Storm are a comedy music duo, and they have been performing as a duo since 2004. Before that, they were one half of a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook for about 12 years. A Paul and Storm show is part music concert and part standup/improv comedy”β€œjust enough of both to fit neatly in neither category. They like to engage the audience, and are known to award snack cakes and/or other prizes for good (and sometimes bad) behavior. Their show would be PERFECT as a cable special, and would make lots of money for whichever brave channel decides to air them first.

Official Website: www.paulandstorm.com

DOC HAMMER

songfu-03.jpg Doc Hammer was born in 1626 in Hamar, Norway, under the name Erik VonHamer. Being the son of a humble cobbler, not much was expected of the young man, other than to cobble and to not complain about all the cobbling. But Doc was destined for greater things. At 17, with nothing more than really well made shoes and a dream, he made his way to Antwerp to study oil painting under the great Rubens. Within a year, the two were at odds. Rubens spoke (infrequently) of Doc as “that creepy skinny kid,” and Doc spoke of Rubens’s work as “kinda unattractive if you really look at it.” By 1648, Doc had relocated to Leiden, where he found his master in Rembrandt. It was there, in his 23rd year, that Doc met “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth.” After a spicy courtship, “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth” and Doc were married. By 1650 Doc had grown weary of immortality and committed an unsuccessful suicide by burying his never-corpse in the basement of a Dutch cottage. In 1870, Doc again resurfaced. Using the name Vilhelm Hammershoi, Doc resumed his painting career with mild success. After thanking his bride for “the immortality thing” and nicely reminding her that he had “heard every one of her stories like a billion times,” “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth” and Doc split up in 1916. Again, Doc literally went underground until, now using the name Armond Hammer, he resurfaced and made a whole mess of money selling overpriced meds to the Russians. Sick of all the baking soda jokes, Doc faked his death. Biding his time till the MC Hammer thing had blown over, Doc again resurfaced as “Doc Hammer.” Today, Doc still paints in oils and writes, voices, and does other crap for The Venture Bros. (a show you can watch on cable TV).

Official Website: www.myspace.com/dochammer

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY, designed and handcrafted by [adult swim] superstar Dana Snyder. Yes. Dana Snyder.

Remember, you must be able to realize a song both lyrically and musically. This competition is open to both singer/songwriters and bands – but since space is limited, only enter if you truly accept the challenge. As stated above, we’ll be accepting the first 20 valid applications we receive.

Are you ready to bring your Fu? If so, fill out the form below:

THE ENTRY PROCESS FOR ROUND 1 IS NOW CLOSED. ALL CHOSEN COMPETITORS WILL BE NOTIFIED VIA E-MAIL, AND THE ROUND 1 CHALLENGE WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON MONDAY, MAY 19th.

Comics & Comics: Paper Cuts

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Howdy inter-webbers. I’m Matt Cohen and I dig good comic books. I take pride in the fact that I don’t write negative reviews. And that is certainly not to say I enjoy every book I read. In fact, its usually quite the contrary. I just feel with all the “bitching” and moaning on the net about comics, I would create a little haven where we discuss what we LIKE rather then what we hate.

I’m about to betray your trust.

Every so often, something happens in comics that is too big for me to overlook. This week was one of those times. So this week I will be presenting you with a short dissertation entitled, “Countdown to that?”.

Exciting… I know.

Let’s do it to it Kinders… “COUNTDOWN TO THAT?”

countdown_teaser_1_1024x768.jpgSo, honestly, what the hell? Fifty two issues later, what the freaking hell? Countdown will, in my opinion, go down as one of the biggest failures in comic history. I am almost more upset with myself for buying every issue and possible tie-in book than I am with the folks who are responsible for the comic… Almost. What started off as the followup to 52, a mediocre series in its own right, quickly became a beast all its own. The weekly title that you “had” to buy, and yet hated yourself for buying. And this is not to say it started off horrible – in fact, I really enjoyed the first fifteen or so issues of the title. Trickster and Piper were a perfect duo, and when their sideplot was in the swing of things it was one of my favorite things to read every week. Really clever and kinda touching sometimes. These two were truly an odd couple for the ages (Yes, Please).

With minor pluses aside, the series plodded on each week, getting more random and confusing as the run continued. In the beginning, this was a pretty simple book to follow, with about five main characters and one central plot. The turning point for the worse, in my opinion, was the introduction of Karate Kid and his fellow legion members. Yes, I know the book had its hand in the pockets of all things cosmic, what with Darkseid being the main antagonist and all the side stories that took place in space, but the whole Karate Kid/Omac Disease angle seemed extremely tacked on and it completely changed the make-up and structure of the book for the worse. From this point on the book was unable to recover the modest success it had in the beginning, or any of the success that its greater, bigger brother 52 achieved.

Jimmy Olsen Must Die, eh? At this point, I say go for it. Again, Jimmy suffers from what I’d like to call the Countdown Curse – starting strong and ending bizarrely, confusingly and, quite frankly, terribly. I was okay with Jimmy’s newfound powers; I even liked the way in which they manifested themselves (near death instances only). Ah, but the powers that be couldn’t leave a good thing alone. Jimmy had to be “The One” and, why not?, lets give him a bug-alien girlfriend. I understand Jimmy Olsen has gone pretty much unused for the last fifty or so years, but to bump him up to center stage like this seemed tacked on and cheap. And it wasn’t like the fans were clamoring for a newer, hipper Jimmy. I think DC tried to apply the Jason Todd/Bucky model to good old Jimmy Olsen, trying to use a fairly underused character, but unfortunately for them (and us), they failed pretty big. The last ten or so issues were awful. Flat out awful. Anti-climatic, confusing (as per usual) and the farthest thing from epic as possible. I’m not even sure what really happened in them. And, to tell you the truth, I’m not sure I really care.

I hate that I hate Countdown so much. I really do. Paul Dini, besides being the creator of one of my favorite cartoons, also writes my current favorite monthly comic, Detective. So I know that he’s got the goods. I don’t know what went wrong in the creative offices of DC or where the blame lies. Or maybe I’m just overreacting and forgetting that comics, sometimes, are pretty crappy. All I know is this – I bought Countdown on blind faith. Trinity, DC’s next weekly offering, I will not be so trusting of.

So, If you haven’t already, check out my friend and fellow columnist Brett Deacon’s summer movie blog for a great review on a film I got a chance to see the other day, Iron Man. As to not steal the thunder from Brett, I’ll just say a few words, and those words are – Awesome! Robert Downey, Jr. IS Tony Stark. The CGI is top-notch. It is as true to the comic as an adaptation can be. Favreu knocked this one WAY out of the park. I recommend everyone go see this film when it comes out. I doubt you’ll be disappointed. The most exciting Comic Book/Film franchise today.

Well campers, tis all for now. Check back here next week. I’ll be around. Waiting… and hiding.

–Matt Cohen is currently playing GTA 4. Not comic related, but great nonetheless

April 30, 2008

Win THE ADVENTURES OF YOUNG INDIANA JONES on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, one (1) complete set of all three volumes of THE ADVENTURES OF YOUNG INDIANA JONES on DVD. Not only that, but three (3) runners-up will receive a copy of THE ADVENTURES OF YOUNG INDIANA JONES: VOLUME 3.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 7th.

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The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

The Greatest Movie Blog Of All Time: Summer Movie KA-BLOOIE!

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There are two seasons that a film lover looks forward to every year: late winter when the studios release their “best” films they hope to contend for awards and summer movie season. The latter is all about the fun (or at least it should be). Let’s be honest, last summer was DREADFUL. One disappointment after another from emo Spider-man to Michael Bay managing to make transforming robots smashing each other to pieces boring. There were a few bright spots (John McClane’s return in “Live Free or Die Hard” comes to mind) but overall it was the worst summer for movies that I can recall.

But it’s a new season and therefore a time for fresh optimism. So for you loyal readers, I’ve compiled a list of this summer’s most anticipated releases, complete with an early review!

MAY

May 2

greatest2008-04-30-01.jpgIRON MAN – EARLY REVIEW!

Who Directed it? Jon Favreau (“Made”, “Zathura”)

Who’s In It? Robert Downey, Jr., Jeff Bridges, Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow

“Iron Man” is perhaps the most faithful comic adaptation to date. Robert Downey Jr. simply IS Tony Stark, a sort of rock star weapons designer who suffers a crisis of conscience when Afghani terrorist use his own weapons against him. Stark is taken prisoner and forced to build them weapons. Defiantly, Stark builds a war machine in order to escape. Upon his return, he vows to use his genius for good and refines his suit design into a sleek red and gold war machine.

RDJ really carries this movie with his wit and charm. As I alluded to earlier, he truly embodies Stark’s boozing, daredevil, playboy charm. Stark’s persona is what Bruce Wayne tries to put forth to make people forget he’s Batman. Terrence Howard has some great moments as Jim Rhodes, an Air Force corporal and perhaps Tony’s only friend. And Gwyneth Paltrow is fantastic as Stark’s Girl Friday, Pepper Potts. Bridges isn’t quite as menacing as he should be as Stark’s business partner/rival Obidiah Stane, but that’s a small quibble (if I have one complaint about the film it’s that Iron Man lacks a worthy adversary).

“Iron Man” certainly doesn’t disappoint. It’s undeniably fun and the best part is you don’t have to be a fan of the comic to get it. It’s a great movie to kick off the summer. Should you see it? Abso-frickin’-lutely.

May 9

SPEED RACER

Who directed it? The Wachowski Bros (“The Matrix”)

Who’s in It? Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, Matthew Fox, Susan Sarandon, John Goodman, Richard Roundtree (no I didn’t make that last one up)

What’s it about? A remake of the popular Japanese animated import, Speed Racer is a race car driver (thank God because otherwise that name would be awkward) in a world that appears to be straight out of a meth addict’s nightmare.

Why should you see it? It’s probably going to be the most visually ambitious film of the summer if not the year.

Why should you avoid it? It may also be the dumbest movie of the year.

What Happens in Vegas”Β¦

Who Directed it? Tom Vaughan (“Starter For Ten”)

Who’s In It? Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz

What’s it about? Near as I can tell, this is a cautionary tale warning that marriage + alcohol will result in you being married to either Ashton Kutcher or Cameron Diaz and being regretful about it.

Why should you see it? What the previews have only recently let on is that Kutcher’s best friends are played by Rob Cordry and Zach Galifianakis. Those two might just be worth the price of admission on they’re own. Also I really enjoyed Vaughan’s film “Starter for Ten”.

Why should you avoid it? Movies about two attractive people acting vindictive and vicious towards each other rarely work. See: last summer’s “The Break-Up”.

May 16

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN

Who Directed it? Andrew Adamson (“The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe”, “Shrek”)

Who’s in it? All the kids who were in the previous film. And Tilda Swinton.

What’s it about? The Pevensie children journey back to Narnia (without the wardrobe) one year later in Earth time (but 1300 years in Narnia time”Β¦ talk about jet lag) to find that Narnia has basically turned into Iraq on a good day.

Why should you see it? You may be a fan of the books.

Why should you avoid it? Personally, I’m not a fan of the books and the first film bored me to tears. I expect more of the same here.

May 22

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Who Directed it? Steven Spielberg (duh)

Who’s in it? Harrison Ford (natch), Karen Allen, Shia LeBeouf, Ray Winstone, Cate Blanchett, John Hurt

What’s it about? Indiana Jones goes lookin’ for the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, whatever that is. Oh, and Marion Ravenwood returns. And Indy may be a deadbeat dad. I think that’s it. No wait, Cate Blanchett shows up as a sexy Russian villainess.

Why should you see it? It’s freakin’ Indiana Jones! It’s summer! Do I need to draw you a map? Do you need Indiana Jones to help you use it?

Why should you avoid it? Let’s see, George Lucas resurrecting a popular trilogy 20 years after the last film… what could possibly go wrong? I really hope I’m wrong.

May 30

SEX AND THE CITY

Who Directed It? Michael Patrick King (the series creator)

Who’s in it? Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, Kristen Davis, Chris Noth

What’s it about? Picking up 4 years after the HBO series left off, Carrie (Parker) still hasn’t married Big (Noth). If you can’t decipher that then this movie might not be for you.

Why should you see it? I may be in the minority among most men, but I always enjoyed the series.

Why should you avoid it? If you didn’t like the series then avoid at all costs.

JUNE

June 6

YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN

Who directed it? Dennis Dugan (who previously directed Adam Sandler in “Happy Gilmore”, “Big Daddy”, and “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry”)

Who’s in it? Adam Sandler, Emmanuelle Chriqui, and no doubt Rob Schneider will show up to say some variation of “You can doooo eeeet!”

What’s it about? An Israeli secret agent follows his dream to become a hairdresser in New York City.

Why should you see it? The trailer is kinda funny. It’s an interesting concept, co-written by Judd Apatow.

Why should you avoid it? Most of the same things were said about “I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry” last summer.

June 13

greatest2008-04-30-03.jpgTHE INCREDIBLE HULK

Who directed it? Louis Leterrier (who previously directed the “Transporter” movies and the Jet Li movie “Unleashed”)

Who’s in it? Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt, Tim Blake Nelson

What’s it about? The Hulk gets a complete revamp (Marvel would prefer you forget the Ang Lee interpretation) as Edward Norton takes over as scientist Bruce Banner, who’s a bit sloppy with gamma rays.

Why should you see it? Edward Norton will no doubt be a nerdier Bruce Banner than Eric Bana. Also, rumor has it Robert Downey, Jr. shows up in a cameo as Tony Stark.

Why should you avoid it? The Hulk still looks like a cartoon to me in the trailers. I’m not convinced.

THE HAPPENING

Who directed it? M. Night Shyamalan

Who’s in it? Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo

What’s it about? Not many plot details out there. I’m guessing it that something happens and then there’s a twist ending.

Why should you see it? God, I dunno. I haven’t been a fan of Shyamalan’s for quite some time. I still think “The Sixth Sense” is overrated. But if you need a reason to see it, I’ll go with this: Shyamalan is not listed among the cast credits.

Why should you avoid it? Two reasons (out of what could be several): “Signs” and “Lady In The Water”.

June 20

GET SMART

Who directed it? Peter Segal (“50 First Dates”, “The Longest Yard”)

Who’s in it? Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, The Rock, Alan Arkin, Terence Stamp

What’s it about? Yet another movie update of a 1960’s TV Show, Carrell plays Maxwell Smart, a bumbling secret agent who will no doubt bumble through the entire movie.

Why should you see it? Carell is usually pretty funny. Anne Hathaway is in it. Bill Murray reportedly makes a cameo. Anne Hathaway is in it.

Why should you avoid it? The TV show was rather campy – expect more of the same from the movie.

THE LOVE GURU

Who directed it? Marco Schnabel (directorial debut)

Who’s in it? Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Romany Malco, Justin Timberlake, Verne Troyer

What’s it about? An American-born but Indian-raised love guru (Myers) journeys to Toronto to help a hockey player reunite with his estranged wife.

Why should you see it? This is the first live action film Myers has made since 2003’s “The Cat In The Hat”.

Why should you avoid it? Looks like a retread of Myers’s previous films, which haven’t really held up over time.

June 27

WANTED

Who directed it? Timur Bekmambetov (director of “Night Watch”, Russia’s highest grossing film of all time)

Who’s in it? Angelina Jolie, James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Terence Stamp

What’s it about? Based on the little-known graphic novel, James McAvoy plays an average joe who is recruited by an elite group of assassins who can make bullets move with their mind.

Why should you see it? The action in the trailer looks pretty amazing. Angelina Jolie is back to her dangerous girl roots (no, that’s not a hair joke).

Why should you avoid it? Oooohhh”Β¦ bullets doing more than moving fast in a straight line? I miss the good ol’ days when bullets moved at normal speed.

greatest2008-04-30-04.jpgWALL-E

Who directed it? Andrew Stanton (“Finding Nemo”, “A Bug’s Life”)

Who’s in it? Voice talents of Sigourney Weaver, John Ratzenberger, Fred Willard, Jeff Garlin

What’s it about? 700 years into the future, humans have left earth and a cute, pint-sized robot (WALL-E) is left to clean up the mess.

Why should you see it? Pixar bats at an unbelievably high average.

Why should you avoid it? You should only avoid this film if you hate America. And animated robots. And have no heart. Those three tend to go hand in hand, I’m thinking. Then again, maybe this is the first Pixar film that bombs, and wouldn’t you like to be ringside for that?

JULY

July 2

HANCOCK

Who directed it? Peter Berg (“Friday Night Lights”, “The Kingdom”)

Who’s in it? Will Smith, Jason Bateman

What’s it about? Will Smith plays the title role, a superhero with Superman-like powers and Lindsay Lohan-like problems.

Why should you see it? Somewhere in the Patriot Act it was made a law that all citizens were required to see a Will Smith movie if it was released on 4th of July weekend. You don’t want to spend the rest of the summer at Guantanamo do you?

Why should you avoid it? A superhero with no mythology is a risky proposition. I say stay away. Be right back, there’s a knock at my door”Β¦

July 11

MEET DAVE

Who directed it? Brian Robbins (“Varsity Blues”, “Norbit”, and yes – he was the rebel on the ’80s sitcom “Head of the Class”)

Who’s in it? Eddie Murphy, Gabrielle Union, Elizabeth Banks

What’s it about? Pint-sized aliens (all Eddie Murphy) land on earth and inhabit a robot who looks suspiciously like Eddie Murphy.

Why should you see it? God, do you really want to?

Why should you avoid it? Too many reasons to list. I miss the old Eddie.

HELLBOY II – THE GOLDEN ARMY

Who directed it? Guillermo Del Toro (“Hellboy” “Pan’s Labyrinth”)

Who’s in it? Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Jeffrey Tambor, John Hurt

What’s it about? Hellboy returns to fight evil from a mythical world.

Why should you see it? The first Hellboy was definitely a guilty pleasure and a lot of fun. Ron Perlman is perfect in the title role.

Why should you avoid it? If you weren’t a fan of the first film, you’re probably not going to like this one.

July 18

greatest2008-04-30-05.jpgTHE DARK KNIGHT

Who directed it? Christopher Nolan

Who’s in it? Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart, Michael Caine, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman

What’s it about? Batman returns to fight his greatest nemesis, the psychotic Joker.

Why should you see it? So many reasons. Nolan’s first Batman film, “Batman Begins” is already considered one of the best comic book adaptations of all time and that’s rather high praise. Nolan doesn’t treat the franchise like it came from a comic book. Heath Ledger’s posthumous performance as The Joker may very well be his best ever.

Why should you avoid it? It has a rumored running time of 170 minutes, so those with short attention spans need not apply.

MAMMA MIA!

Who directed it? Phyllida Lloyd (feature film debut)

Who’s in it? Meryl Streep, Amanda Seyfried, Pierce Brosnan, Stellan Skarsgard, Colin Firth

What’s it about? Based on the popular Broadway musical, a bride-to-be invites three men to her wedding, one of whom may be her biological father. And there’s a lot of singing and dancing to ABBA tunes.

Why should you see it? All of “The Dark Knight” screenings may be sold out.

Why should you avoid it? You hate ABBA, musicals, and/or Meryl Streep (though I can’t imagine anyone hating Meryl).

July 25

THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE

Who directed it? Chris Carter (creator of the series)

Who’s in it? David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson

What’s it about? Not a clue. But I imagine it involves Mulder and Scully investigating something spooky.

Why should you see it? David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson’s chemistry carried the series through nine seasons and one previous feature film. And admit it, we’re all curious to know what they’ve been up to.

Why should you avoid it? It’s been more than 10 years since the last film and almost 10 years since the series ended. Is this show even relevant any more? Do young audiences recognize these characters?

STEP BROTHERS

Who directed it? Adam McKay (“Taladega Nights”, “Anchorman”)

Who’s in it? Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Mary Steenburgen, Richard Jenkins

What’s it about? Two middle aged “boys” are forced to live under one roof when their parents get married.

Why should you see it? The trailer is really funny and Reilly and Ferrell make a good comedy team, particularly when directed by McKay.

Why should you avoid it? Ferrell hasn’t been funny lately.

AUGUST

August 1

THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR

Who directed it? Rob Cohen (taking over for Stephen Sommers)

Who’s in it? Brendan Fraser, Jet Li, Maria Bello (taking over for Rachel Weisz), John Hannah, Luke Ford

What’s it about? Apparently ancient China had mummies too. Who knew?

Why should you see it? The previous Mummy films were kinda fun.

Why should you avoid it? The previous Mummy films were only kinda fun.

August 8

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Who directed it? David Gordon Green (Yeah, that guy who made heavy dramas such as “George Washington”, “Undertow”, and recently “Snow Angels”)

What’s it about? Two stoners witness a murder and have to go on the run.

Why should you see it? The trailer is undeniably funny and Seth Rogen is riding a hot streak. Plus a stoner action movie is long overdue (no, every Keanu Reeves action film does not count).

Why should you avoid it? Getting stoned doesn’t make one want to run around much. unless it’s out for munchies. I’m just guessing, I only got stoned once in college.

August 15

TROPIC THUNDER

Who directed it? Ben Stiller

Who’s in it? Ben Stiller, Robert Downey, Jr., Jack Black, Nick Nolte, Bill Hader, Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson, Steve Coogan

What’s it about? A bunch of pretentious actors filming a Platoon-like war movie are dumped in the middle of a very real war in Asia. Robert Downey, Jr. plays an Australian method actor who undergoes a surgical procedure to play a black sergeant.

Why should you see it? I’m guessing for Robert Downey, Jr. I like Ben Stiller but I’m not a big fan of his wacky comedies.

Why should you avoid it? End of the summer blues maybe? I hope people don’t avoid this film because of Downey, Jr. donning black face. I like to believe modern audiences aren’t that dumb.

Top 5 movies I’m looking forward to this summer (minus Iron Man as I’ve already seen it):

1. The Dark Knight
2. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
3. Pineapple Express
4. WALL-E
5. X-Files: I Want To Believe

Well there you have it, I’ve laid out your entire summer for you. Try and mix in some sun here and there, I don’t want to see a lot of pale people in the theatres come August.

–Brett Deacon admits he loves summer movies mostly because theaters have air conditioning. And popcorn.

VENTURE BROS. – New York Comic-Con Panel

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If you weren’t one of the lucky few who were able to attend the Venture Bros. panel at New York Comic-Con (and to see the exclusive SEASON 3 TEASER), no need to fret – below, you’ll find the entire panel in 5 easy to navigate streaming editions shot with the Quick Stop Uber-Cam system (you’ll find the embed code for each part beneath the respective segment).

The new season of Venture Bros. premieres June 1st on [adult swim].

April 29, 2008

Win SPEED RACER: THE NEXT GENERATION – THE BEGINNING on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Lionsgate, three (3) copies of the animated SPEED RACER: THE NEXT GENERATION – THE BEGINNING on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 7th.

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Toy Box: Primeval!

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Our fine friends across the pond get quite a few interesting shows on the BBC that we get to see only much later, or sometimes not at all. I was recently in the U.K., and noticed a number of interesting toys based on British shows, including Dr. Who of course (and if you were a Dr. Who fan, you would have wet your pants on seeing the number of toys on the shelf at Toys R Us), Sarah Jane Adventures and Robin Hood.

One that really caught my eye was Primeval, a show I’d only heard about in passing. The toys caught my eye though, and I picked up the Connor Temple/Future Predator two pack. Other figures in the series that I noticed were Helen Cutter and Claudia Brown with three Agnurognathus, Professor Nick Carter and an Anomaly, and Abby Maitland with Rex and a Dodo bird. These are produced by Character Online, and retail for around 10 GBP.

The show revolves around a team of scientists that investigate time anamolies, which allow people and creatures to travel both backward and forward in time. The show has been greenlit for a third season, but remember that British ‘seasons’ are much shorter than U.S. seasons. The first season of Primeval was just six episodes, the second was seven, and the third is planned for ten more.

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Packaging – ***
The two packs are in interestingly shaped clear plastic boxes, with cardboard inserts. The packaging is certainly eye catching, and very sturdy, able to withstand a lot of shelf wear. It’s a bit oversized though for the purpose, and annoying for the MIBers to store. There were also plenty of annoying twisty ties, and this is packaging that will be tossed as soon as the toy is open.

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Sculpting – Temple **1/2; Predator ***
The actor that plays Connor Temple, Andrew Lee-Potts, has some funky eyes, that’s to be sure. The sculptors on this line tried to capture that, but unfortunately ended up making him look a bit too…deformed. The eyes drop off at odd angles, partly due to the sculpt and partly due to the paint.

The facial structure is a bit better, with a jawline that looks more like the actor and a general head shape that works for him. The hair lacks some of it’s personality though, and if this head weren’t on this body and in this package, I doubt most folks would recognize him.

His body sculpt is decent, with a little detail work in the wrinkles and folds and reasonable hand sculpts. He stands great on his own, and is just under 5 1/2″ tall.

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The Future Predator figure is an interesting creature design, but could use a little more detail work in the sculpt. There is more texturing here though than on Connor, with the skin given a bit more realistic appearance. The work on the small teeth and tongue is good for a mass market toy, and of the two, his sculpt appears to have been more considered.

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He stands fine on his four feet, and it was even possible to get him to stand on his itty bitty back feet, although it wasn’t a pose he was going to hold for long. The claw-like front hands look terrific, and they managed to capture some of the danger and violence in his appearance.

Paint – **1/2
Neither of these figures has a paint job that stands out from the average mass market action figure, and poor Connor gets a bit of the ugly stick again when it comes to the work on his face. The paint does nothing to improve his weird, widely spaced eyes, and there’s a bit of slop around the hairline as well.

The work on his body is much better though, although it is still fairly standard in style. The cut lines are good, and his silly diamond print sweater is very well done.

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The Predator has a bit more of an attempt at paint detailing, but the attempt is not up to the current standards. The various skin colors are put on with a heavy hand, and don’t have the realistic appearance of something from a company like NECA or Mcfarlane. The large ‘dots’ of paint, wide bands, and haphazard style are all well below the current expectations even for a mass market line.

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Articulation – ***
This is where things get a bit odd. You see, both figures have a ton of articulation, but I’m not sure that much of it does you any good.

Connor has a cut neck, cut shoulders, cut biceps, pin elbows, cut wrists, cut waist, T hips, cut thighs, and pin knees. The style of articulation reminds me of the recent DST work with the Stargate properties, but the joints here don’t have quite as wide a range of movement.

The Predator has pin neck to allow forward and backward movement, but unfortunately it is extremely restricted. He (I’m assuming it’s a he) has ball jointed shoulders and hips, which are really pin/disc joints. These are the type with the pin goes into the torso to allow the joint to turn, and the disc allows for back and forth movement.

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He also has a ball jointed torso, pin elbows and knees, wrists with both cut joints and a pin joint, and cut calf joints. With all those joints you’d expect better posability than you actually get though, due in large part to the general design of the character itself.

Accessories – *1/2
The two figures are almost all you get, with the exception of Connor’s man purse. This is sculpted from a softer rubber, and the sculpt is designed to form fit to the side of his body. It does look great on him, but I’m betting the show provides for plenty of other accessory opportunities.

Fun Factor – ***
While these might not be the best pop culture collectibles, they do pass as solid action figures for play. The articulation is a nice addition, and kids always love creepy looking monsters.

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Value – **
These cost 10 GBP, which in today’s market translates to about $20 U.S. Toys are much more expensive in the U.K., but you aren’t getting anything extra for this expense, making them a fairly weak value. I feel for both the collectors and the kids.

Things to Watch Out For –
Not much. When you’re picking them off the shelf you can check for the best paint ops, but that’s about it.

Overall – **1/2
The big plus here is the articulation, which was a nice surprise, but which isn’t as useful as I’d hoped. Still, they get some brownie points for trying.

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The rest of the quality is very average, and some of it (like the head sculpt for Connor) is below average. For fans of the show, it’s nice to see that there’s something available, but if you’re looking for the ultimate in Primeval collectible, you’re going to have to wait a bit longer.

Where to Buy –
Obviously, I found these on the shelf at Toys R Us, but this TRU was in Cambridge, England. If you’re not in the U.K., you can still order them from Forbidden Planet, although I’m betting the shipping will be a bit much.

Comics in Context #222: San Diego By The Hudson

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nycc.jpgThis is the year that the New York Comic Con, only in its third year, started feeling like the San Diego Comic Con to me.

Part of the reason is its growth in size, stature, and popularity. Marvel editor in chief Joe Quesada told Wizard, “I think this show is very quickly becoming the number two show right behind San Diego, and I think given the space allocations, it could certainly grow to the size of San Diego”. I suspect he is quite right that the New York Comic Con is now the biggest comic convention to San Diego (in America, that is).

Could it grow to San Diego size? The Javits Center, where the New York Con is held, doesn’t seem to me to have the same capacity as the mammoth San Diego Convention Center. The San Diego Con now notoriously attracts over 100,000 attendees; since the Convention Center can’t expand any further, that’s likely to be the maximum figure. Reed Exhibitions vice president Lance Fensterman who runs the convention, wrote that ” At least 64,000 people attended New York Comic Con this weekend. . . That’s an intense jump from 49,000 last year and it seems to say this crazy little party we call New York Comic Con continues to grow as fast as a speeding bullet”. That’s still huge, but, I can attest from being there, not overwhelmingly so.

Moreover, even though this was the year that the New York Comic Con started having more than a few movie preview panels with their directors and, sometimes, one or more of their stars–Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, The Incredible Hulk, Will Eisner’s The Spirit, The X-Files: I Want to Believe and more– the New York Comic Con is still clearly, unmistakably dominated by comics. For example, the last two times I went to San Diego, its Artists Alley, where professional comics artists and writers have their own tables to show and sell their work, seemed small and out of the way, but the New York Comic Con’s Artists Alley has grown into quite an extensive area, bustling with activity.

There were times when this year’s New York Comic Con resembled the dark side of San Diego. On Saturday afternoon when I entered the main floor, I quickly encountered gridlock in one aisle and I realized, just as in San Diego, that it was best to stay in the panel rooms when the crowds reach their height. On the other hand, the last time I was in San Diego, I was appalled at how, even in Sunday afternoon, the aisles were packed and the crowd moved at the speed of molasses. At this year’s New York Con, on the other hand, the main floor was well populated on Sunday, even as closing time drew near, yet I could still easily maneuver about.

In short, the New York Comic Con seems to have evolved into a more manageable, user-friendly version of the San Diego Con: what the San Diego Con should be but, due to its extraordinary growth, no longer can. Since I live in New York, I don’t have the sense of adventure that comes from journeying three thousand miles and being away from my own bed for nearly a week. Then again, the New York Comic Con now provides such a satisfactorily complete Big Comic Con experience for me that at this point I don’t feel the need to make a cross-country trek to get my annual Big Comic Con fix. I’ll miss the palm trees and the outdoor jacuzzis, but that’s about it. (And if I move back to the family home near Boston, as is quite possible, I’ll get the sense of adventure back by traveling to New York every year for the convention.)

If the New York Comic Con comes to rival San Diego in size and importance, Quesada told Wizard “that’s how it should be. We’ve needed a show like this in New York for many, many years because this is where the comics industry is. This is where it was born. And not just that. This is where the publishing industry is en masse. So all those things being in place, this is where the biggest show in the nation for our industry should be.” I agree with this, too, in part because I’m a longtime New Yorker, and in part because of my sense of history; New York is not only where the comics industry was born and is still centered, but it is also where the late Phil Seuling founded the first major comics convention back in the 1960s, as I shall discuss later.

Another reason why this year’s New York Con felt like San Diego to me was personal. This year, not only was I to doing a signing at the convention–for The Marvel Travel Guide to New York City, from Simon and Schuster’s Pocket Books line–and reporting on the con for Publishers Weekly‘s online newsletter Comics Week, TwoMorrows’ Back Issue magazine, and this column–but, on the request of Danny Fingeroth, one of the Con’s consultant I was moderating three panels and recruiting guests for two of them. As a result I spent much of the two weeks preceding the Con working on the panels, e-mailing various potential panelists until I had assembled a quorum. For San Diego I have to make preparations, like getting airplane tickets and packing. This year I spent two weeks preparing for the New York Comic Con, and that makes it feel more like a major event.

Back in the 1980s I used to take pride in the fact that I wasn’t officially sent to the San Diego Con by an employer, since this meant I was free to go to any panels I wanted to, or even to leave the Con at will and head out to the beach or to the zoo. Trips and hotel stays in San Diego also seemed less expensive then, and there was no need to reserve a hotel room months in advance; now I don’t go unless one of my publishers helps pick up the tab.

Being committed to appearing on panels has its downside. If I had not been moderating two panels back to back on Friday evening at this year’s New York Con, I could have attended a reading by Neil Gaiman, a panel appearance by animation legend Ralph Bakshi. or all of the X-Files movie presentation by the show’s creator Chris Carter–all of which were being held at the same time. On the other hand, I really enjoyed listening to the stories that the comics veterans told on my panels, and wouldn’t want to have missed them. I also discovered that organizing and leading a good panel discussion, like arranging a noteworthy party, is like a work of art. Like a theatrical performance, it’s an ephemeral experience, witnessed only by those present, that leaves not a trace behind unless someone wrote a report about it. But a good panel discussion, among a group of people who may only interact this way on this one specific occasion, can be memorable. I take more pride in my active role in bringing such an experience about than I would in my freedom to passively watch other people’s panels.

Yet another reason why this year’s New York Con deemed to me like San Diego was the fact that this year we had San Diego weather! The first two New York Comic Cons were held in February, and walking from Penn Station to the Javits Center, near the Hudson River, was like traversing an Arctic wind tunnel. We were lucky there wasn’t a blizzard on either weekend, a fate that has befallen New York’s smaller Big Apple Cons in the past.

But this year Reed Exhibitions succeeded in securing Friday, April 18 through Sunday, April 20 for the convention. I consider mid-April to be the prettiest time of year in New York City. In the fall, New York City, for the most part, doesn’t get the brightly colored foliage you can see upstate or in New England, not even in Central Park: the leaves just turn dull orange or brown colors and die. (A notable exception is the forest in the New York Botanical Garden up in the Bronx, which practically glows with color in the fall.) But in mid-April trees burst into white blossoms–or even pink ones– for a week or so before the new green leaves fully emerge. This year’s New York Comic Con arrived in the midst of this brief period, amidst brilliant sunshine that was a welcome and long overdue relief after a particularly dank and dismal winter.

Moreover, I’ve noticed over the years that around the time of my birthday (April 25), New York City gets a few days of summery weather in the low 70s before returning to more spring-like temperatures. But this year, the weekend of the convention was not only brightly sunny but also astonishingly warm (yes, perhaps due to global warming), up to 84 degrees on Saturday, but without noticeable humidity. It was San Diego weather, it was perfect, and it surely brightened everyone’s spirits. (Alas, Reed Exhibitions had to settle for February 6-8 for next year’s convention at the heavily booked Javits Center. They may have had no choice, but it seems like begging for a blizzard.)

And people were dressing for summer as well. Indeed, walking to the Javits Center on Thursday morning, the day before the Con began, I passed by a woman wearing jogging shorts. That afternoon I saw another woman on the street carrying a popsicle. In the evening, riding on the subway, I watched a woman conversing with two male friends in suits, who were apparently all coming from a day at the office: she had removed her jacket, revealing deeply tanned shoulders and arms. Summer certainly is coming quickly this year, I thought.

But those among us who appreciate the recent return of the 1960s-length miniskirt (another result, I suspect, of global warming and warmer weather) should be warned that its days are numbered. According to an April 24, 2008 article in The New York Times,”the fashion elect, that cabal of malnourished sibyls and self-styled followers of Cruella De Vil, [has] decided that the dress is dead, that what they like to call “the direction” for fall will turn women back, in a sense, toward men’s closets,” namely wearing trousers.” We must enjoy watching the resurgence of summer dresses while we still can.

THURSDAY APRIL 17 10:30 AM

For me the convention began on Thursday morning with the annual meeting of the Publishers Weekly‘s Comics Week team of editors and reporters at the Javits Center to determine who would be covering which panels and other events. Held in the press room, this meeting also gives us PWCW writers the chance to pick up our all-powerful press badges, which give us free entry to the convention.

Like two years ago, I’m the first person to arrive. High above the main floor of the Javits Center hangs a video screen showing Pope Benedict celebrating Mass in a park in Washington DC. He’ll be in New York City this weekend, and as a (lapsed) Catholic I’d be tempted to go see him at Yankee Stadium. But I’m going to be so busy this weekend at the Con I won’t even remember to look up at the overhead screen. I haven’t lapsed from reading comics.

THURSDAY APRIL 17 11 AM

This may be the last time that the PWCW team gathers before a New York Comic Con. Its parent company, Reed Business Information (which also owns Reed Exhibitions) has announced it is selling its magazines, including Publishers Weekly. Who knows if the next owners will want to continue publishing Comics Week on the Web?

Nonetheless, our circle of knights of comics journalism formed around a round table in the press room once again. Among them were such familiar faces as Douglas Wolk, who has broken into the Big Time, writing comics reviews for The New York Times Sunday Book Review, The New Republic, Slate and Salon, manga maven Kai-ming Cha, and our editors Calvin Reid and the Beat.

Not for the first time, the Beat brought up my lengthy, detailed convention reports in “Comics in Context” and demanded, in bewilderment, “How do you remember all that?” Well, I do take notes on the panels I attend, but, yes, I do have a good memory. For example, it was during our round table meeting that for the first time I saw someone using an iPhone–namely, Laura Hudson, another PWCW writer, who is also senior editor at the magazine Comics Foundry. So, I thought, it is possible to write comics journalism and afford an iPhone. But how does she do it?

When our meeting comes to a close, I see that another circle has formed at another round table in the room: the ComicMix team, who are also there to cover the con. One member of the circle, Martha Thomases, twice suggested we have a “rumble.” Rather than remain for the comics cognoscenti’s version of West Side Story, I headed back home to work on other business.

THURSDAY APRIL 17 8 PM

Then in the evening I traveled back into Manhattan to attend the presentation of the convention’s first New York Comics Legends award to–who else?–Stan Lee. In first announcing the award, the NYCC’s Lance Fensterman stated, “Each recipient will have made a major contribution to the advancement of comics, either through achievement in art or business; they will have made a significant contribution to the civic life in New York either through charity, education, public service or by advancing the image of New York City through direct involvement with New York.”

Saying that Stan Lee has “made a major contribution” to comics even seems like an understatement; as I’ve written before, I don’t think that the present comics industry would exist without Stan Lee’s Marvel revolution of the 1960s.

As for “direct involvement with New York,” though Lee has long been based in Los Angeles, he was born in New York City, went to school in New York City, and did his groundbreaking work in comics in New York City.

And as for “advancing the image of New York City,” with the Marvel superhero comics of the 1960s, Lee broke away from the superhero genre tradition of setting series in fictional cities like Metropolis. Lee set most of the classic Marvel series in New York City, and it made sense that it was America’s greatest city, which figures so strongly in film, theater, novels and television, would also be the realm of America’s superheroes. The iconic aura of New York City and that of the Marvel superheroes reinforced each other, turning Marvel’s New York into a place that fused fantasy and reality, just as Stan Lee’s Marvel stories did. That’s the underlying point of my Marvel Travel Guide to New York City, which catalogues the real, fictional, and fictionalized sites of classic Marvel stories in New York City, as if the city simultaneously exists both in reality and in fiction. It’s no wonder that Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man movies showcase Marvel locations. In Raimi’s mind, it seems, and in my own, Marvel and New York City are inseparable.

For all these reasons, Stan Lee is the perfect choice as recipient of the first New York Comics Legends award.

The ceremony was held on the lowest level, where books are sold, in the Virgin Megastore in Times Square. It was also co-sponsored by Virgin Comics. None of this seems coincidental, since it was announced that same weekend that Stan Lee would be editing and overseeing a new line of superhero comics for Virgin and would be writing one of the series. Virgin founder Sir Richard Branson said in a press release, “Stan Lee is a cultural icon and we welcome him to his new home, Virgin Comics, for this bold new chapter in his great legacy.”

Only 150 comics fans were allowed to attend this VIP event, for a staggering price tag of $350 each. But as a member of the press, I got in for free.

And you can see it for free, too, on YouTube, in multiple parts, starting here. Or you can just keep reading, and I’ll give you the highlights.

Appropriately, Spider-Man 3 was showing on video screens overhead. Young waiters and waitresses moved among the guests, serving such items as miniature cheeseburgers, and wearing red shirts with webbing patterns. Now there’s something the Metropolitan Museum of Art could add to “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy,” its forthcoming exhibition about how superhero costumes influence or parallel real-life contemporary fashion.

Lance Fensterman opened the presentation ceremony and introduced the first of the three guests who, in turn, wiould introduce the guest of honor, Stan Lee. This was Peter David, writer of The Incredible Hulk, Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, and other series based in characters that Stan Lee co-created.

“When you’re talking about Stan Lee,” Peter David began, “you have to divide it into two things: Stan Lee the writer and Stan the Man,” So first, David said, he would “focus on Stan the Man.” He warned us that this meant that at some point during his speech he “will be forced to do a Stan impression,” explaining that Stan was “the Ethel Merman of comics; everyone does a Stan Lee impression.” But how? “It’s easy. You just have to pretend you’re John Wayne doing Maxwell Smart.”

David said that he first met Stan Lee when he was working as direct sales manager at Marvel. (This would have been in the 1980s, when Lee was already based in California and every so often visited the New York offices.) Or, rather, as David put it, he “met Stan for the first time five times,” since Lee has a notoriously poor memory. Finally, for the sixth time, David and Lee “ran into each other in the hallway.” But on this occasion, Lee greeted David by name: “Peter!” Even though he had yet to establish himself as a writer, David told us that he felt that at that moment “I had arrived in comic books” because “I had recognition from Stan Lee.”

And recognition from Stan Lee has its practical benefits. David told us that he was at a party at the San Diego Comic Con “a few years ago” when “Stan saw me from across the room” and hailed him as “Peter David, the greatest writer in the comics industry.” David said that “within five minutes ten different people came over with business cards” to offer him work.

Not only that, but David declared that “Stan Lee is responsible for my having a family.” Intrigued? So was I, and David soon went on to explain that “five years ago my marriage was falling apart” and he was engaged in a dispute over custody of his children. Both David and his estranged wife had to see a court-appointed psychiatrist. Each of them also needed to get letters of “personal recommendation.” David asked Stan Lee for such a letter, and Lee complied.

When David subsequently went to his first meeting with the court-appointed psychiatrist, the psychiatrist exclaimed, “Stan Lee! How do you know Stan Lee?” So that’s what David started talking about in the court-mandated session.

David later got “an angry call from my future ex-wife” who exclaimed, “You got a letter from Stan Lee!?” It turned out that in her own meeting with the “court-appointed psychiatrist,” “all he talked about was Stan Lee.”

So, David’s “future ex-wife” complained in court that the process had been “corrupted” by her husband receiving a “character reference from Stan Lee,” whereupon, David said, the judge exclaimed, “You know Stan Lee!?”

“A week later,” David concluded, “I got the kids.”

As for Stan the Writer, David declared that “In talking about what Stan Lee has brought to comics, truth above all is his major contribution.

“Let’s remember that before Stan was writing comics, the weaknesses and difficulties that heroes had were such easily relatable things as the color yellow, wood, fire [and] glowing green rocks.”

(In case you need this explained, David was referring to the inability of the Silver Age Green Lantern’s power ring to affect yellow objects, the Golden Age Green Lantern’s similar problem with wood, the way the Martian Manhunter grows weak in the presence of fire, and, of course, Superman’s vulnerability to radioactive Green Kryptonite. David was really pointing to the fact that superheroes had one-dimensional characterizations until Stan Lee launched his Marvel revolution in the 1960s.)

In contrast, David continued, “Stan gave us heroes with problems that we could relate to: sick relatives, girlfriend trouble, money trouble. He gave us a family of heroes that we could relate to. His superhero team was dysfunctional. He gave us a guy with major anger management problems”–meaning the Hulk–“before anyone had come up with the term “˜anger management.'”

Perhaps because Lee was receiving the New York Comics Legends award, David then spoke of how Lee used the city itself in his groundbreaking comics work: “He gave us stories set in New York City. You want truth? It doesn’t get truer than New York City.” Stan Lee, David continued, didn’t set Marvel stories in “made-up places”: “not Smallville, not Metropolis, not Gotham City, not Los Angeles!”

David turned more serious in stating that the “reason I came shlepping here” into the city tonight was “so I could have the opportunity” to introduce Stan Lee at this ceremony.

At this point we heard Stan interrupt from one side, “The thing is, he’s funnier when he’s insulting me!” (Former Marvel editor Rob Tokar, standing near me, observed hat “Stan doesn’t need a mike!”)

Well, perhaps Stan should be careful what he wishes for, because then Peter David began, as he put it, to “pay tribute to Stan’s memory.” David recalled serving as M. C. for a panel Lee did at a convention years ago. “Before this young man goes any farther,” Lee said on that panel, he declared that “he is the author of one of the greatest graphic novels ever!” David told us that he knew then that he was “screwed” because he hadn’t written any graphic novels yet. “Ladies and gentlemen,” Lee announced on that panel, “my friend, the author of Greenberg the Vampire!”

Former Marvel editor Jim Salicrup said to me, “You’re one of the three people who got that.” Indeed. As Peter David proceeded to explain to the audience, it was J. M. DeMatteis who wrote Greenberg the Vampire.

“Another Stan Lee tribute,” Peter David continued.

“That’s enough!” loudly rejoined Stan Lee, to laughter from the audience.

But David proceeded to tell us abut a time years ago in Los Angeles when Stan Lee asked him what he was doing with the Hulk, whose series David had recently begun writing. David told Lee that he reinstated the way that Bruce Banner only changed into the Hulk at nightfall. Stan was puzzled, but David explained that was the way the Hulk changed in the original stories, which Stan himself had written. Not only did Stan not remember this, but he even said, “I wonder why we changed that.”

Next at the presentation, Virgin Comics CEO Sharad Devarajan hailed Stan Lee “as a creator, visionary, and storyteller.” Devarajan correctly observed that a culture “can be defined by a mythology” and pointed out that through his comics Stan Lee helped forge a “modern myth of today’s society.” Devarajan also spoke of his personal connection to Lee’s body of work: “As a child, the worlds and adventures Stan took me on made me believe in the greatness of mankind and the optimism of a better world.”

The next speaker was Marvel editor in chief Joe Quesada, who told us that he’d get a phone call from Lee “every once in a blue moon.” Quesada then imitated Stan telling him he had “just read the last two- or three months of Marvel comics” and then asking Quesada, “What the fuck is wrong with you!?”

Noting that Lee had co-created so many great characters–“One jewel after the next”–Quesada, with tongue in cheek, started listing some other, less famous characters of Stan’s who “could possibly be [in] the next big Spider-Man movie”: the Porcupine (Tales to Astonish #48, Oct. 1963), the Living Eraser (Tales to Astonish #49, Nov. 1963), the Infant Terrible (Fantastic Four #24, March 1964), the Kangaroo (Amazing Spider-Man #81, Feb. 1970), Sandu the Sorcerer (Journey into Mystery #91, April 1963), “my favorite” Googam, Son of Goom (Tales of Suspense #17, May 1961), the Carbon Copy Men (Journey into Mystery #90, March 1963) and the Asbestos Man (Strange Tales #111, Sept. 1963).

But Quesada turned serious by saying that “Stan’s greatest creation is Stan Lee,” the public persona that Stanley Lieber devised for himself, “this P. T. Barnum, this Svengali.” Quesada concluded, “Thank you for being Stan Lee.”

Then Lance Fensterman returned to tell us that “New York City is the birthplace of comics,’ and that “we stand on the shoulders of Stan Lee.” Noting that though Lee now lives in California, “he’s a New Yorker,” Fensterman said the Con thanked him “for making New York City the greatest comics town” by presenting him with the New York Comics Legends Award, “the very first ever in the history of the world.”

Finally Stan Lee came up to the podium, amidst considerable applause, to demonstrate for us that public persona that Joe Quesada had just praised. In keeping with that character, Stan made light of himself, the award, and the occasion. “You want to hold that?” Stan began, handing the award to someone else.

As if proving Peter David’s point, Lee asked the audience, “Did you ever have a day when you know you forgot something?” In his case, “I forgot to write a speech. Suddenly I’m stuck with a lonely mike” in front of “all these hostile eyes” (which, of course, were far from unfriendly). But Stan need not have worried, since he proceeded to improvise brilliantly, as usual.

“I have to follow a man who made fun of Googam, Son of Goom!” Lee complained. Lee likewise lamented Quesada’s mockery of the Porcupine. “One of my greatest creations! I’m saving it for a movie.” Lee vowed, “I’ll never let Quesada talk about me again.”

You may be wondering, what is the difference between Stanley Lieber and his “greatest creation” Stan Lee. Perhaps Lee was alluding to this when he told the audience, “See, the thing is, nobody really knows me. I like to think of myself as a really mysterious figure.”

On the subject of honors, Lee told us that “they want me to put my fingers in cement.” Stan seemed to be conflating Grauman’s Chinese Theatre with the Hollywood Walk of Fame, since he then told us he was shocked to find out the “amount of money you have to pay to get this thing.” (Recipients of stars on the Walk of Fame do indeed have to pay for the honor.) Lee told us that therefore he “may have to give up the opportunity to be beside such celebrities as Benji and Doodles Weaver” since, he confessed to us, “I’m really a tightwad.”

Turning to tonight’s award, Lee said, “I think I’m very grateful for whatever that was,” and worried that “I have to make some explanation to my wife: “˜You traveled 3000 miles for that?'” Perhaps still regretting not having prepared a speech, Lee told us, “I’m certainly grateful to all of you for coming here and expecting a much better show than you got.” Lee added, “Thanks for coming, wherever we are. Maybe next year we’ll have a valid reason” for getting together. But one could tell from the audience’s reactions that they were having a fine time just as it was.

Characteristically, Lee took the opportunity to promote his new book, Election Daze, which, not coincidentally, was being sold at a counter nearby. This is a book of photographs of George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John McCain, and other notable political figures, for which Lee wrote balloons “with, I hope, funny dialogue,” he told us. Stan asserted that he didn’t want us to buy the book for the money he’d make from it; he contended that he wanted us to buy it so we’ll read it and say, “Despite what everyone says, he really IS clever!” (Lee need not worry: I took a look through the book and it is indeed clever and funny.)

Then Stan said, “Thanks a million! You’ve all been wonderful!” and the ceremony was done. He remained a while longer, moving through the crowd, being warmly greeted by enthusiastic fans.

I remained even longer, listening enthralled as Stan’s brother, writer-artist Larry Lieber, regaled myself, Danny Fingeroth and Jim Salicrup, with stories, like how Stan took Larry to see Disney’s Pinocchio at Radio City Music Hall, and how Larry Lieber used to sit in the park, working on stories for Marvel, while old women stared at Percy Kilbride, the retired actor who played Pa Kettle in the movies, who would sit nearby.

When I left, as the party finally broke up near 11 PM, I was handed not one but two Virgin Comics swag bags, including such goodies as a Virgin Comics T-shirt, and–hey! this looks interesting!–a new comic book reviving the classic British science fiction comics hero Dan Dare. So far I was having a fine time at this year’s New York Comic Con, and it hadn’t officially even begun yet!

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

You can read my reports for Publishers Weekly on the New York Comics Legend award ceremony, the Steve Gerber memorial at the New York Comic Con, and the Con’s panel about Frank Miller’s forthcoming Spirit movie in the latest edition of Comics Week. I will eventually be writing more extensive accounts of the latter two for “Comics in Context.”

This year Saturday May 3 is “Free Comic Book Day,” when various comics companies make free special issues available at comic book stores around the country. This year TwoMorrows Publishing, which specializes in books and magazines about comics, is offering a free magazine called Comics Go Hollywood, which reprints my article from Michael Eury’s Back Issue from several years ago about the Joker, who is the villain in this year’s movie The Dark Knight. The article includes interviews with writers Denny O’Neil and Steve Englehart, and with artist Marshall Rogers, who passed away a short time after collaborating with Englehart on a Joker storyline once again (see “Comics in Context” #83, 84, 87, 88, 90, 93 and 104). Comics Go Hollywood also includes an article by Mike Manley of Draw! magazine about the storyboards for The New Frontier animated film, an interview with comics and TV writer Jeph Loeb by Danny Fingeroth of Write Now! magazine, an article by Alter Ego editor Roy Thomas about a screenplay he co-wrote for an unfilmed X-Men movie, and The Jack Kirby Collector‘s John Morrow’s gallery of Kirby art connected with movies and TV.

LINKS IN THE AMAZON CHAIN

You can order Stan Lee’s Election Daze: What Are They Really Saying? here for only $9.95.

As I mentioned last time, in the late 1980s I co-wrote The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Master Edition, which was originally published as sets of pages to be assembled into looseleaf binders. Now Marvel is republishing the Master Edition as two paperback books, and you can find and order the second volume here. And yes, Amazon has fixed the credits on its site to include my name and Murray Ward’s as co-authors for both volumes. Thank you, Amazon!

–Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

Win CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Universal, three (3) copies of CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, May 6th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, May 6th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

April 28, 2008

BOB & DOUG McKENZIE – Exclusive Preview Of The Upcoming Animated Series

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If you managed to make it into the ultra-tight confines of the Quick Stop Entertainment panel at this year’s New York Comic-Con, you were wowed by a special preview trailer for the upcoming animated series featuring SCTV and Strange Brew‘s Bob & Doug McKenzie, starring Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis in their iconic roles and produced entirely in Canada.

The series itself will premiere in 2009, but here’s that extra-special preview we premiered at Comic-Con, presented in streaming flash, and introduced by Dave Thomas himself…

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TV Or Not TV: 4/28 – 5/4

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After last week, all I can say is, “Wow.” (Good thing I took to writing, it’s brought out the exposition and eloquence in me.)I tend to gush over LOST (or I tend to be completely confused with the things that go on with the show).

Last week’s episode of LOST, which if you missed you can still watch on line at ABC.COM, was just phenomenal. Usually I wouldn’t say something about a show that seemed to impact the ongoing story very little, but this episode was special. It was nail biting, it was tense, and it is the type of experience I like from LOST without having that aforementioned confusion or sense of bafflement. Benjamin Linus proved himself to be one of the small screens most formidable foes, most diabolical thinkers, and one of the best written villains. The approach the writers and producers of LOST have taken with this character is very simplistic, and in that simplicity he is creepier than all get out. When he speaks he does so clearly, concisely and he operates on a level of complexity that comes in waves instead of ripples every time we learn something new. Even the subtlety of his actions shows this, as he is playing his piano when he learns of an incoming attack. He springs from his piano bench and lifts the lid, revealing a shot gun, which he then hands over to someone else as they get ready for the attach. He’s the bad guy, he’s had a gun the whole time he’s been “captive” and no one knew it. EVIL!

That being said, there isn’t much that I am actually looking forward to. By now you know my favorites so I tried to steer a little clear of those while compiling this week’s list. Enjoy.

MONDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: Not since the Star Wars Holiday Special has TV seen a night of television like what is on tonight’s Deal or No Deal. Darth Vader sits in for the banker, the girls with the cases are dressed up like Princess Leia on Jabba’s sand barge, and another part of my fond childhood memories are destroyed.

CBS – 8:30 PM: Barney may have done the deed with Robin, and now he must face the music with Ted on How I Met Your Mother. This one may be legen-(wait for it)-dary.

TUESDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: I know that each week I talk about what is happening on American Idol but how can I not when it just keeps getting better and better”Β¦ this week’s guest mentor is Neil Diamond. I call dibs on Sweet Caroline.

AMC – 8:00 PM: Relive the joy original training sequence film with The Karate Kid. Relive the pain of the sequel right after with The Karate Kid Part II.

WEDNESDAY

CW – 8:00 PM: Nothing says ratings like a number 1 hit in Belgium and Norway. Tonight watch as women embarrass themselves for a farmer that looks more like an underwear model on Farmer Wants a Wife.

HIST – 9:00 PM: Tonight on MonsterQuest they review the eyewitness reports of a hair man-beast called “dogman.” They went looking for a Ware-wolf, this is the best they could come up with.

THURSDAY

CW – 8:00 PM: It’s a Wonderful Life tonight when Clark thinks the world would be better if he had never landed in Smallville. Jor-El plays Clarence as I yawn at an obvious last minute lazy script submission.

FUSE – 8:00 PM: If you haven’t seen The Big Lebowski I highly recommend you do. It really ties the room together.

ABC – 10:00 PM: Tonight on LOST Jack has appendicitis. Since we’ve already seen him off the Island I’m dying to know how this causes tension. I also don’t know how they can possibly top last week.

FRIDAY

USA – 8:00 PM: You know how I know you’re”Β¦ oh never mind, just watch The 40 Year Old Virgin and then show me your instincts.

MTV – 9:00 PM: A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila“Β¦ MySpacers, I blame you for this.

SATURDAY

THE N – 3:00 PM: Get your fill of Canadian teen drama with a Degrassi: The Next Generation marathon.

TLC – 9:00 PM: Turn back time and get all shook up as a Cher impersonator and an Elvis impersonator are Trading Spaces.

TNT – 10:00 PM: There’s something in the water and it is JAWS. No line in movie history has had more comedy and fear delivered with it than, “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

SUNDAY

E! – 8:00 PM: See if you can keep up for three hours with Keeping Up With the Kardashians

CBS – 9:00 PM: It’s a two hour Dexter season finale tonight. Find out who the Ice Truck Killer is in this Clash of the Sociopathic Titans.

– Will Wilkins is not The Ice Truck Killer.

Win IRON MAN Toys from Hasbro!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Hasbro, a clutch of toys from the upcoming IRON MAN feature film.

We’re giving away one (1) of each of the following:

ELECTRONIC REPULSOR POWER IRON MAN Figure

IRON MAN MASK & REPULSOR GAUNTLET

IRON MAN NERF BLASTER

IRON MAN MARK 03 ACTION FIGURE

IRON MONGER ACTION FIGURE

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, May 5th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, May 5th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

April 26, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #40: Mid-Cast Crisis

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #40: Mid-Cast Crisis – Ken & Dana decide to celebrate their 40th anniversary with a special “What about all those dangling stories from the previous 39 casts?” edition of their award-winning podcast, and dedicate it all to you, the listeners.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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April 25, 2008

Weekend Shopping Guide 4/25/08: Walking Hard With Weirdos

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Watching the over-hyped, over-buzzed Cloverfield (Paramount, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.99 SRP), I feel not unlike how I did after seeing The Blair Witch Project – it’s cute and all, but this is all there is? The special effects that bring a monstrous creature stomping down the urban canyons of New York are largely spectacular, but the human “characters” and their “storyline” are at first forgettable, then distracting, and wind up just annoying. See it for the special effects. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, alternative endings, deleted scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, outtakes, and more.

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Daniel Radcliffe leaves Harry Potter far behind in his portrayal of Rudyard Kipling’s son in My Boy Jack (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), which tells of Kipling’s insistence that his extremely nearsighted son be allowed to fight in the first World War. Kipling was national treasure at that point, and was able to make sure his son got a commission, insisting that Jack be allowed to fight for the empire he fervently supported – with disastrous results. Bonus materials include cast interviews and deleted scenes.

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It’s been dragged across the coals as an underwhelming parody, but I think I dug Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$29.96 SRP). I think it was a combination of John C. Reilly’s commitment to the Cash-like character of Dewey Cox, and Cox’s genre and generation spanning repertoire of “hits”. The 2-disc set features audio commentary, 16 full song performances, deleted/extended scenes, a Christmas song, Dewey’s commercials (with outtakes), John Hodgman, and more.

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Thank goodness for DVD, which will hopefully give a second life to Charlie Wilson’s War (Universal, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP) – a wonderful little political comedy that did nothing at the box office. Tom Hanks plays the title role in the true story of a congressman, a Houston socialite (Julia Roberts) and a loose cannon CIA agent (Philip Seymour Hoffman) who conspired to bring American support to the rebel struggle against the Soviets in 1980’s Afghanistan. Bonus materials include a making-of featurette and a profile of the real Charlie Wilson.

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It takes a lot for a flick to come along and actually get me to enjoy it (I know, I’m so jaded), but I enjoyed Savages (Fox, Rated R, DVD-$27.98 SRP). I think it’s a combination of incredible performances from Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Laura Linney – as a pair of self-absorbed siblings forced to care for their elderly father and about each other – and a witty script that mixes equal parts comedy and drama with flair. Bonus features include an extended scene, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and a photo gallery.

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I really wanted to love Juno (Fox, Rated PG-13, DVD-$34.98 SRP). A part of me felt I should. Unfortunately, it all just seemed so… manufactured. It felt like it was hip in an overdesigned, easy-to-assemble fashion. It’s the IKEA of hipster cinema. By now, you probably know the story of screenwriter Diablo Cody’s rise from stripping to scripting almost as much as her tale of a high schooler (Ellen Page) who decides to happily give up her baby for adoption after unexpectedly getting knocked up after a one nighter with the tender guy classmate (Michael Cera). The 2-disc set features an audio commentary, deleted scenes, screen tests, behind-the-scenes featurettes, a gag reel, and more.

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Much more than Happy Days, I can still watch Laverne & Shirley (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) and laugh at the antics of missus De Fazio and Feeney – at least until they make the move to LA. Thankfully, the 4th season is still firmly rooted in Milwaukee. The 4-disc set features all 23 episodes, but sadly no bonus features.

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Following on the heels wonderful (if flawed) release of classic Match Game episodes, we get a pair of game show releases that are a whole hell of a lot of fun to pop in and kick back with. First out of the gate was All-Star Family Feud (BCI, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), featuring 13 prime time one-hour specials from the golden Richard Dawson years. Next up is The Best Of The Price Is Right (BCI, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), containing 26 episodes spanning the show’s 35-year history under host Bob Barker. The set also has Barker’s entire last week as host. So where’s my classic What’s My Line? set?

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At the very least – and in my most charitable mode – I can say that Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) is better than its predecessor. Which, honestly, is not saying much, considering what an incredibly awful waste of time that turned out to be (only topped by the waste of time Freddy vs. Jason). This time, they’ve transplanted the action to a small Colorado town that becomes infested with Alien spawn after a PredAlien crash lands, with all of the collateral damage you’d expect when another Predator comes to clean up the infestation. The 2-disc unrated edition adds 7 minutes of largely useless gore back in, with bonus features including audio commentaries, behind-the-scenes featurettes, galleries, trailers, and more.

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The very epitome of the singer-songwriter explosion of the early 70’s was the massive success of Carole King’s Tapestry (Sony Legacy, $ SRP), King was a hugely successful songwriter during the heyday of the 60’s Brill Building era, and made her public debut with Tapestry – and it was one hell of a debut, literally packed with hits. The new 2-disc Legacy edition is fully remastered, and the 2nd disc features King’s vocal and piano demos.

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Both Warners and Fox have been steadily mining their vaults for heretofore unreleased vintage flicks, and Universal has finally gotten into the act with their “Cinema Classics” line. The first quartet of titles to be get the remastered treatment are Midnight, The Major And The Minor, She Done Him Wrong, and Easy Living (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP each). Each film features an intro from TCM’s Robert Osborne, while all but Easy Living feature the original theatrical trailers (and She Done Him Wrong features a bonus cartoon).

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Perpetually on the bubble, celebrate the renewal of Friday Night Lights (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) with the release of the second season. The 4-disc collection features all 15 episodes, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and the William S. Paley Television Festival interview with the cast.

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I know they’re the beloved wards of Bob Odenkirk, and I’ve tried to understand them, but I’ve yet to laugh at Adult Swim’s overhyped comedy duo Tim & Eric. In particular, I’m left cold by their Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP), which is to sketch shows what… No, no folksy sayings – it’s just crap. For the fans, though, there’s the first season release, featuring all 10 episodes plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and a bunch of other Tim & Eric-ness.

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Although there have been a few hiccups here and there and small accuracy issues, I can still heartily recommend you snap up the “photo puppet” Muppet replicas that have been coming out from Master Replicas. I’ve recommended both Kermit and Animal in the past, and I’d suggest you quickly snag the latest release – Gonzo ($299 SRP) – as fast as you can, before the secondary market gouges the very life out of you. They had to make some slight modifications to him due to durability issues – most noticeably in the fabric sock-covered nose instead of naked foam as in the actual puppet – but those issues are negligible when you take in the fact that this is as close as we’ll come to owning actual Muppets. There are problems with the pupil placement on the eyes, but it’s easily fixable. Overall, though, go get this. Now.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Trailer Park: HAMLET is back once more. This time with lightsabers.

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By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here…And The Way Way Back Archives Are Here

I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

I just can’t be everywhere at once.

Where once I was able to review and track the goings-on in the latest and greatest in DVD and theatrical releases I’ve found that there are people out there with much more experienced, and entertaining, voices than mine. One of those voices is Ray Schillaci and it’s someone who many have heard but not many have been exposed to.

He happens to live in Phoenix, this insufferable, hellishly hot backwater that is steeped in thievery and meth, with me and I’ve come to know him through various works he’s produced. Further, he was just as excited as I was to catch some of the films at this year’s Phoenix Film Festival and was able to see a few more interesting films than I did.

Oddly, or not oddly, Ray loves to write. Seriously, the mo-fo is just prolific when it comes to the written word and when I asked him to share his thoughts with the 4 people who read this column on a semi-regular basis homeboy really took the project seriously and, bless his heart, he actually came through in a big way. So, I hope you enjoy the voice that is Ray as he cuts right into the one film I savagely trashed the trailer of, LARS AND THE REAL GIRL, and gives a review of WHAT WE DO IS SECRET.

But, before you discover the golden magic that is Raymond I have to implore every one of you to seek out the HAMLET 2 red band trailer and understand that my new summer obsession is this film. There’s so much afoot that I am positive it cannot disappoint. Watch for yourself and let me know if you agree below in the comments.

RIGHTEOUS KILL (2008)

Director: Jon Avnet
Cast: Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Carla Gugino, 50 Cent, Donnie Wahlberg
Release:
September 12, 2008
Synopsis: A pair of veteran New York City police detectives are on the trail of a vigilante serial killer. After 30 years as partners in the pressure cooker environment of the NYPD, highly decorated Detectives David Fisk and Thomas Cowan should be ready for retirement, but aren’t. Before they can hang up their badges, they are called in to investigate the murder of a notorious pimp, which appears to have ties to a case they solved years before. Like the original murder, the victim is a suspected criminal whose body is found accompanied by a four line poem justifying the killing. When additional crimes take place, it becomes clear the detectives are looking for a serial killer, one who targets criminals that have fallen through the cracks of the judicial system. His mission is to do what the cops can’t do on their own–take the culprits off the streets for good. The similarities between the recent killings and their earlier case raise a nagging question: Did they put the wrong man behind bars?

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Prognosis: So Negative I’m Thinking Of Creating An Entire Sub-Category To Classify It. Is this movie supposed to be coming out in 1986?

From the sound of the synthesizer beating its little heart out I can’t help but think that this film’s promo team was unearthed after their work for I COME IN PEACE and allowed to do their work on this one. Further, I can’t believe it, I am absolutely blown away it, that some person was allowed to write the words “TWO SCREEN LEGENDS” all by themselves on the screen. I am flabbergasted. It’s distracting if nothing else but you know what, I like the unslickness of it. Someone really wanted to keep things loose and, to be honest, I am glad this doesn’t have the stiffness that would have otherwise been the case if any other marketing team was in charge of this campaign. This teaser is the epitome of when Eddie Murphy’s Clarence character in COMING TO AMERICA comments on the stylings of Mr. Randy Watson’s Sexual Chocolate version of “Greatest Love of All” when he says, after his buddy says it was good, that it was really good and terrible. Sums it up perfectly.

That said I enjoy the De Niro voiceover. He’s got silky pipes when he’s not goofing around and if he ever was given enough money to read the bible I might actually pay whatever it cost to hear his dulcet tones rant about Job or the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

I have no idea what’s happening on the screen, this teaser really doesn’t want to give up any context, but De Niro’s musings about what it means to be a cop is just enough information that his unloading of what looks like an MP-5 at the shooting range coupled with Al Pacino’s appearance as another cop in this film is enough for me to take the bait.

Cue Nine Inch Nails.

It’s a nice music bed as we get Carla Gugino taking a drag of a cigarette and looking all sorts of warm and glossy (yum) and then we get this Dramamine inducing series of quick shots that really reinforce the good and terrible. I can’t believe someone would allow this to go out into the world as you can’t focus on anything. It’s disjointed in ways that are irreparable and I have no fucking clue if De Niro or Pacino are supposed to be good cops or bad cops.

I can tell you, though, that Fiddy Cent is up in this piece, and that does not help to ballast my opinion just in case you were wondering where I stand on rappers who turn to film in their attempts to “branch out”, but it’s De Niro’s “Most people respect the badge”Β¦Everyone respects the gun” that pulls me back down off my high horse and engages me once more.

And, to add to that, De Niro is explosively tight when he smiles to a guy (why include context, right? We haven’t needed it this far”Β¦) trying to leave a courtroom and slips under his breath that this guy should watch his back. Bobby is the only one who can make me believe, however brief, that this is actually happening. It’s downright spooky but it helps to make me think that this could be something worth noting about this character. He could be an avenger for all things dirty but I am happy that this little moment gives me a reason why I should pay to see this film and not think this is some kind of 15 MINUTES retread.

HAMLET 2 (2008)

Director: Andrew Fleming
Cast: Steve Coogan, Catherine Keener, David Arquette, Elizabeth Shue
Release:
August 29, 2008
Synopsis: A world premiere at “β€œ and the comedy smash of “β€œ the 2008 Sundance Film Festival. In the irreverent comedy, a failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama teacher (Steve Coogan) rallies his Tucson, AZ students as he conceives and stages a politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare’s Hamlet.

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Prognosis: One Of The Best Trailers This Year. I’ve never laughed with as much gusto as I did watching this trailer.

After my 3rd collegiate course in Shakespeare, they were all done willingly as I had a real mad-on for how he (and possibly Christopher Marlowe, depending on which historians or literary scholars you want to listen to) was able to craft poetic and lyrical dramas, comedies and tragedies in such a tight time frame. There was a lot to appreciate and learn about the guy behind the world’s greatest plays. I appreciate, as well, the marriage between using Shakespeare as a backdrop with starting a trailer with a herpes advertisement.

Seriously, does anyone else get skeeved out as much as I do when one of these idiots start talking about their junk and how since their pubes aren’t scabbing that they’re good to pump and dump with their lady friends? It was all I could do to keep from laughing when Steve Coogan plays out the very same goofiness that these pervs on my television do with a straight face. Further, I’m not annoyed in the slightest by Voice Over Guy letting me know he’s a down on his luck actor in need of some kind of validation. Teaching seems like the default choice and, as it’s explained to us, when he’s not good at that either (the wayward trash can hitting one of the kids in the melon is priceless) the wheels come off in all sorts of ways.

“Mango ice tea is my kryptonite!”

No bullshit, the giggles keep coming when his students spike his fruity drink at an after school function. I’m not one to really enjoy the cheap and easy laugh but this is done so well that I was welling up with good belly laughs as Steve explains to his class, the day after, about the dangers of acid and then asks for the whereabouts of his pants.

We veer, once more, into well-trodden territory with the “event” kind of plot device, i.e. the kids need to raise X amount of dollars to save the children’s hospital or some guys need to win the big game in order to keep one of their grandparents safe from a machete wielding maniac who will slit their throat if they don’t come through, but the movie looks like it’s going to take its Bigfoot and run roughshod over the whole deal.

Coogan having to come up with the most brilliant play in his life is not only funny in itself, because he seems to be such an incompetent fuck up, but his writers block, culminating in the outright cursing of his cat, is priceless.

Notching things up further, as well, is when this film just throttles it and Coogan’s desperation becomes the basis for the most absurd and greatest play of all time. Having Jesus and Hamlet sharing the same space, through the use of a convenient time machine, and the employ of a gay chorus who a cappella “Maniac” is something that needs to be experienced.

“You have Satan French kissing the president of the United States!”

I know it couldn’t get any weird but it does. Having a musical number “Rock Me Sexy Jesus” seems like an aberration but it’s all good when a fellow cast member lets it be known they’re going to hell for this play. He’s right on that account.

Toss in a light saber battle and a wicked awesome display of comedic relief from Elizabeth Shue as herself and you’ve got yourself a movie that you should not only be anticipating but getting excited in its debut come August.

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Welcome to the Wide World of Ray

Bio.

I hate introductions. Never been comfortable with them. But it’s a necessary evil to get ahead and take one from point A to B. Frankly, I’d like to lay it out and just be done with it. I hate writing about myself, but eventually I end up saying far too much and not sure when to put a stop to it. So, with much consternation, I’ll set forth and tell you I’m Ray Schillaci a professed film enthusiasts whose wife thinks he’s downright obsessive. She insists I love film more than her, our kids and dog. Not true, I love that dog!

I have over 25 years experience in the motion picture and television industry. The last five years I shared duties running one of the major unions in Hollywood. I was one of the directors of FTAC (Film Television Action Committee) discouraging runaway film and television production during the exodus to Canada. I was picked as one of the speakers of the largest rally in Hollywood history. Unfortunately, I went after a famous Latino actor (who will remain nameless) who completely went off the subject with a rant and rave that left many confused. It was up to me to bring it back down to earth.

That was tough, but it must have gone well since I was asked to join a chosen few that would not only hold court with Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa but also go to Sacramento and join the group on the steps of the capitol. Once there we were invited in to address the growing problem of the outsourcing of Hollywood. Which if you ask me, was already too little too late since America was outsourcing itself long before it ever affected Hollywood. The only difference being is that the Hollywood workers had survived depressions, recessions, and countless strikes. They never thought anybody would think of outsourcing them. Suddenly they had a real threat on their hands with the tax incentives Canada, Budapest and so many others were offering.

Sorry, don’t mean to digress. I tend to do that when it comes to Hollywood’s politics. Getting back on the subject of me; while continuing to work my way up in the industry I so desperately had an obsession/love for I played the comedy circuit for a brief three years working along side Arsenio Hall, Louie Anderson and Jenny Jones to name a few. God, the stories I have!

The same could be said of all the antics I witnessed on the Universal lot. The most notorious being a prominent director, up for manslaughter charges due to a tragic mishap on his set. He decided to have fun one day just before the trial by taking a machine gun filled with blanks and shooting it at an oncoming tram full of tourists. There are so many fond memories, meeting Rob Bottin (special effects whiz kid) while preparing for The Thing and being one of the chosen few that was allowed on the closed set. Nailing rubber fetuses all over the lot during the filming of the TV mini-series Brave New World. Working with and inspiring a young cinematographer to shoot the moon and develop his own piece of madness on a shoestring budget creating a minor cult sensation in the late 80’s, Surf Nazi’s Must Die! I apologize to the public for that one.

After quitting comedy, I decided to put all my efforts into writing. My first script, a coming-of-age horror flick, nabbed me my first agent. But it was all for naught. The three scripts I had written over three years were shopped but never picked up. Later, elements or whole scenes were lifted and placed into other films but I had no legal recourse in the end. I left my agent and continued to write with a great deal of help from my mentor, a old Roger Corman protégée. He had produced a documentary from a very popular book in the 70’s, Future Shock. He was a high profile executive at Fox at one time. And, had worked with a variety of talent from Coppola to Cameron.

He was always hard on me but insisted I had great vision and my writing continued to improve as the years went on. My favorite recollection of our mutual interest is the day he asked my opinion on some up-and-coming writers who had a script he was thinking of producing. After reading it I was blown away, it read like a late 80’s version of “In the Heat of the Night” but far grittier. I was fortunate to sit down with the two wunderkinds, whose looks were deceiving. I remember the one guy distinctly with his work shirt out; cut-off shorts and scraggly beard that made him look like a hick. It was hard to imagine that this was one of the guys responsible for such a powerful script “β€œ Billy Bob Thorton. My mentor spent years trying to get it produced but lost the rights and the film was eventually made as “One False Move”. Unfortunately the media jumped on a bandwagon heralding the bravery of a new black director when his pacing and vision were weak compared to the script I read.

One of many lessons I would eventually learn. No matter how good the script is the producer, director or studio execs may find a way to fuck it up. Probably my favorite example was when I was turned on to “Alien Nation” written by James Cameron. It rocked from beginning to end. I told everybody how great that movie was going to be. Then it came out and my validity went out the door. I was shocked “β€œ how can anybody ruin something that good. Over the years, I’ve seen how.

I continued to write undaunted. I had several meetings at Universal over a couple of very different scripts that were admired by some readers and disdained by others. It didn’t bother me after I was able to see some reader’s reports on other more prominent writers. Half the time the description of the story was not accurate. It was if these people just glanced over the work and came up with any reason to turn it down. After all if you recommended a project it could easily be your ass if it did not do well in the end.

I had a project at Fox that was held captive for four grueling months because the producer (not my mentor) was holding it as ransom, along with a couple of other projects, until their contract was renewed. The bottom eventually fell out once the negotiations were settled and the Gulf War broke out. An action/adventure of mine was in development hell three years ago while I was V.P. of Marketing and Sales for Fortitude Studios.

I recently finished my latest script about the fantasy of reality TV. A combination hate letter to the industry and love letter to humanity. It’s currently making the rounds with a few independent hands. I also just finished as one of the presenters at the 8th Annual Phoenix Film Festival. Talk about being in one’s element. My tastes vary and I appreciate commercial as well as independent film. My only beef is boredom, retreads and a story that has nothing to say. Life’s too short not to be entertained.

LARS AND THE REAL GIRL (Available on DVD right now)

Not a False Note in Real Girl

I can only imagine how Lars and the Real Girl would have failed in different hands. Any one of our favorite screen funny men could have easily launched it into sublime orbit or underplayed to yawning effect. And, the same could be said for some other major directors as well. The viewers can be thankful that this complex yet simple touching story was handled with a fine balance, as was Ryan Gosling’s portrayal as Lars.

Lars is a young man with a sad life who is socially dysfunctional. But no one has bothered to help this man-child out of his shell. He winces at the very thought of being touched, especially by women. Nobody in the small northern town knows why Lars is the way he is, but they accept him as a harmless soul. That is till the day he raises eyebrows by introducing his new ladylove Bianca that he ordered on the Internet.

In most circles Bianca would be considered the ultimate sex doll. She looks and feels life-like, and anatomically correct to boot. But Lars has only the purest intentions for his possible mail-order bride. He goes as far as to ask his brother and sister-in-law if they will take her in while she’s visiting him. Lars would never suggest that she stay in the same house as him. His invention becomes the one non-threatening woman in his life. Until family and friends step carefully and thoughtfully into his world and make Bianca one of the most popular people in town.

The story is reminiscent of the movie Harvey, where Jimmy Stewart befriends an imaginary six-foot rabbit. But Lar’s goes beyond its whimsical predecessor, touching on various emotions while treading on dangerous ground. Let’s face it; a fluffy six-foot bunny is far more accepting than a life-size sex doll. The movie does elicit its share of uncomfortable laughs but does not go after the grotesque or raunchy, which have permeated the comedies of late.

Gosling’s performance is beautifully subtle with all the nuances that a great actor of his kind can share. I could not help but notice that he reminds me so much of the comedian/actor Andy Kaufman sans the psychotic antics. It’s a stellar turn that sets the pace to the picture as a whole.

Along with Gosling is a supporting cast that wins your heart with every fateful turn. Kelli Garner as the one girl who takes an interest in Lars from the very beginning is awkwardly charming. She has your heart break simultaneously with Gosling’s performance. Emily Mortimer and Paul Schneider also bring much pathos to the table with a nuance to their roles that merely add so much to this wonderful story that is funny, tragic and eventually up-lifting. Who would think that a sex doll would bring so much warmth and passion beyond the dark confines of one’s private bedroom?

WHAT WE DO IS SECRET

Filmmaker Friendly Festival

I had the fortunate chance to be part of the 8th Annual Phoenix Film Festival. Both filmmakers and fans joined together to view an array of talent spread out over seven days. There was a wonderful sense of camaraderie that permeated lending tremendous support in a competitive arena. And, why not, these are after all independents banding together over one goal “β€œ to be seen and recognized.

Unfortunately, I did not have enough hours in my days to witness all of the ambitious work that was screened before the public. There were a multitude of films both features and shorts that elicited a gamut of emotions. Not all of them good, mind you.

There was the handful that makes one’s head shake in wonder, how did this ever get financed. The answer is; persistence, a belief and blindness that overrides bad decisions, making the whole process a crapshoot creating you-know-what in the end. The amazing part “β€œ some of that crap had good talent and will get a distribution deal over films with an unknown cast and a great story. The whole process is frustrating when you listen to what the filmmakers put themselves through. But it can all be worth it when one is able to put out a gem of an original work, as did Rodger Grossman, producer/director/co-writer of What We Do is Secret.

As per the title, the same could be said for the film itself if one is not opened to the Punk Rock movement of the 70’s. I will admit I had little interest. I nearly waved it off as a minor Sid & Nancy. But Grossman manages to engage us in the first ten minutes with characters that are as engrossing (but perhaps not as likeable) as the ones we witnessed and dearly loved in The Commitments. Not to mention that Shane West as Darby Crash gives a performance that is so fine-tuned it’s hard to believe he did not live in that era.

The story at first glance may not sound like much; a seminal and pioneering punk rock band, The Germs with their lead singer and self-destructive profit, Darby Crash, explode into the L.A. punk rock scene with fervor like no other. Darby has a five-year plan to be a legendary hero and top it off with suicide. The Germs pack houses but also end up eclipsing their music with their antics that get them banned from every club in L.A. There lies the quandary; you’ve established your notoriety with both music and showmanship but you have nowhere to go to display it.

The story continues to fascinate as the group convinces a new record producer to be his premier band and end up with a glowing review from Rolling Stone. Darby continues to push the envelope with personal and band relationships, and even abandons the band at one point to visit England and dig even further into the punk rock scene with drastic results. The eventual reuniting is eclectic to say the least. One may think, where do you go from here? Unfortunately, Darby’s answer was infamy or at least that’s what he thought. He ended up being eclipsed by one of the most tragic losses in music history, leaving Darby as a mere blip on the rock radar.

At the heart of this film is a love of story. A tragedy told with wit, humor, and all the drama of youth itself. The performances like the story are raw and ripe with emotion. Anybody that likes music or fell in love with movies like Rebel Without a Cause owes it to treat him or herself to this ode of youth seeking the holy grail of fame. It’s a film bigger than life and deserves to be seen on the big screen displaying all of its power.

Win SAVAGES on DVD!

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April 24, 2008

The Greatest Movie Blog Of All Time: Let’s Not Forget Men Get Broken Hearts, Too

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Let’s Not Forget Men Get Broken Hearts, Too

I saw “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” over the weekend. It’s an earnest and honest comedy about a modern schlub’s efforts to get over the end of a relationship with a woman way out of his league. Jason Segel (bit player in Judd Apatow’s “Freaks and Geeks” and “Undeclared” along with “Knocked Up”) plays Peter Bretter (you know like “Brett” only bretter), a musician who writes moody television scores for crime dramas but mostly he goofs around the house waiting for his girlfriend, actress Sarah Marshall (the star of said crime drama) to come home and wonder why she was ever with him in the first place. And then one day she comes home and breaks up with him. After a few tries and trying to sleep with other women to get her out of his mind (a hysterical sequence and one that many guys will relate to) Pete decides to escape to Hawaii in order to forget Sarah only to realize that she’s vacationing at the same resort with her new vapid boyfriend.

Richard Roeper of the Chicago Sun-Times (and “Ebert and Roeper”) proclaims the movie to be one of the funniest comedies of all time. I can’t go nearly that far, it’s a bit too predictable and flawed. But I do appreciate it’s brutal honesty. Segal isn’t afraid to bare all (quite literally in one early scene featuring dudity) as his character’s heart is shredded to pieces and he tries to put it back together again. Mila Kunis is enjoyable as his new love interest, but the couple lack some real chemistry together. Jonah Hill and Paul Rudd show up as mainland transplants but are mostly wasted with few memorable jokes. Bill Hader, on the other hand, steals just about every scene he’s in. It’s a funny movie, but not gut-bustingly funny.

The movie got me thinking, the romantic comedy is a genre that is generally thought of as the woman’s genre. Men have action movies, sci-fi movies, mob movies, westerns, and the occasional stupid fart and drinking comedies, but women have laid their claim to the romantic comedy. But wait just a second ladies, us men have our romantic comedies, too. And in them we can be just as neurotic in our efforts to understand you (most often wondering why we have such a difficult time getting you into bed) as you seem to be in most traditional romantic comedies. So therefore, I submit to you loyal readers (and you must be loyal as I haven’t blogged in almost 2 months “β€œ um, sorry about that), a list of 5 films that are among my favorite entries into the romantic comedy genre.

The Sure Thing “β€œ One of my top 10 favorite movies of all time. John Cusack plays Walter “Gib” Gibson, a free spirit, closet intellectual at wool sweater northeastern college who spends most of his time dodging homework, eating pie in the hallway while his chubby roommate scores one coed after another, and trying desperately to hit on as many women as possible. Enter Allison: a repressed (re-PREHHHHH-ssed), sheltered, spoiled girl who drives Gib crazy on a cross country trip to California. This is a true love story about two opposites attracting. It’s a film that reminds us that love isn’t always at first sight and can be found in the most unlikely of people.

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The 40 Year Old Virgin “β€œ The movie that created the Judd Apatow brand (and ultimately brought us “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”) still stands apart as the most heartfelt. It’s a movie about a man who just never got it off with a woman (or anyone for that matter). What’s great about this film is that it acknowledges that for most of us goofballs, dating is extremely difficult and it’s rather easy to believe that someone in their younger years might just simply give up on trying all together. But it also reminds us that anything worth having doesn’t come easy. And it’s never too late to try, especially when you meet someone really worthwhile.

High Fidelity “β€œ John Cusack is Rob Gordon, a mid-30’s, self-proclaimed pop culture “professional appreciator” who recounts the top 5 break-ups in his life all the while trying to reconcile what went wrong in his current relationship. What I like about this film is that it acknowledges that men obsess over relationships, trying to understand why some work and others do not.

She’s Having A Baby “β€œ A film sandwiched (and often forgotten) among John Hughes’ legendary mid 1980’s run of comedies that ran from “Sixteen Candles” to “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles”. Kevin Bacon is Jefferson Edward Briggs (or “Jake” for brevity), a writer with dreams of writing the great American novel but gets pulled into the American Dream (wife, mortgage, and child) Christie (played by the adorable Elizabeth McGovern). Alec Baldwin is his alpha-male slimeball best friend (squint and you’ll think it’s actually William Baldwin). This film is great at reminding us Neanderthals that there is beauty in the domestic concepts of building a marriage and family and that our dreams can co-exist within those relationships.

Notting Hill “β€œ Richard Curits is one of my favorite screenwriters and he penned this clever tale about an ordinary travel bookshop owner (Hugh Grant) who has a chance encounter with a famous American movie star (Julia Roberts, in a real stretch of a role) that leads to an unlikely romance. Some may see it as a parable of the famous mingling with the unfamous, but I see it as a film about a man dating way above his “level”, that is to say dealing with breaking with silly traditions and dating someone more beautiful, more wealthy, more interesting, and seemingly having more to offer in every way. Except their relationship works because on a fundamental level, do any of those things really matter?

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Women drive us wild. We spend our lives trying to understand them and it’s a difficult road. But it’s a great ride. And films that deal with our frustations in this endeavor can be really funny and touching.

That’s about it for this week. Check out those films listed above if you haven’t already. Next week I’ll be back (yes, I promise) with a preview of the Summer Movie Season along with an early review of one this summer’s most anticipated films.

–Brett Deacon thinks an all-girl action movie would kick some major ass. Especially if they were all mobsters and it took place in the Old West. And if it had aliens. He’s not asking for much, get crackin’ Hollywood!

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April 23, 2008

Cabin Fever #21: WE CAN DRINK, MUH-FUHKAHS!!!

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent πŸ˜‰

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #21: WE CAN DRINK, MUH-FUHKAHS!!! – Our Undynamic duo celebrate their eventual march into adulthood with a rather low-key affair. They discuss their mutual sexual desire, what a biscuit must do to avoid cake tax, accident-prone elevator frequenters, their mutual sexual desire, Tasmin Archer, double-barrel penii, their mutual sexual desire, JC Chasez, their technical idiocy, Aaron’s love of deepthroat and the side-effects thereof, Vampirella, and at least a dozen unrelated subjects. Joel Moss & JC Chasez provide some much-needed musical interludes…

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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