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August 19, 2008

TV Or Not TV: 8/18 – 8/24

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Greetings TV viewers! Welcome to another week of TV or Not TV where we will turn our eye to the Eye network and peruse their offerings for the fall season.

Since I am a TV critic who has no TV critic clout I will be reviewing this season based on their one minute previews that are available over at CBS.com (hey, it’s all I have to work with). My criteria for all shows that you see me discussing will be: concept, cast and preview feedback.

Gary Unmarried ““ Jay Mohr is playing a newly divorced father who has to contend with kids, an ex-wife and the dating world. I’ve always been a fan of Jay Mohr so the show, which will be appropriately paired with The New Adventures of Old Christine, will at least get a viewing or two out of me. We’ve all seen the concept before so it will really come down to the writers and Mohr to carry the show.

The preview was a very bland example that was chuckle worthy. It makes me concerned that Mohr may just be phoning this one in so that he gets his check from his development deal.

The Ex-List ““ A woman is told by a palm reader that she has one year to find her one true love, which was someone that she formerly dated. Sounds like a somewhat interesting concept because you could have a limitless list of people that she dated, and with only 22 episodes a year you could pull of at least four years of episodes before the “˜in-show’ year is up. The concept itself is also limiting for the exact same reasons. The case, for me, is practically unknown so not much to draw me in there.

The preview was showed us NOTHING about the show itself. The lead character goes back to the palm reader for clarification on the terms of this prediction. It comes and goes like the wind.

Worst Week ““ Kyle Bornheimer plays Sam Briggs is planning a wedding and has a baby on the way. The problem? His ultra-conservative father-in-law to be (Kurtwood Smith) has no idea of any of this and Sam is a one man disaster every time he visits. It’s Meet the Parents without the lie detector. Can the concept hold up for 22 episodes AND more than one season? I’d doubt it.

The cast on this show is great. Bornheimer recently had a great string of cell phone commercials making incredibly awkward and funny phone messages to ladies, so this role is clearly written for him. Smith is great in all he does.

The preview, again, is very weak. I wonder who at CBS planned these out. We see the payoff to a joke (without seeing the joke) of Briggs in a plastic diaper having to borrow cab fare. Poor choice.

The Mentalist ““ A former psychic medium, who now admits his skills of observation and deduction were his “˜powers’, is now a detective using his skills to solve cases even if the rest of the investigative team doesn’t like him. The concept appears to be Psych but with more drama than laughs. Even with that type of change the concept intrigues me.

Simon Baker plays the lead and has the looks and charisma to carry the part. He’s surrounded by plenty of FOX television show alumni (Amanda Righetti, Robin Tunney) so cast wise this one is pretty solid.

The preview is by far one of the only good ones that CBS offers up. We see the strength of the character, the personality of the character, and we get a taste of the conflict within the investigative team. This is one of the few previews that made me really want to see the show.

Eleventh Hour: Dr. Jacob Hood (Rufus Sewell of The Illusionist) investigates science crises and oddities. His jurisdiction is absolute and he is always called in as the last line of defense in his pursuit of those that would abuse and misuse scientific discoveries or breakthroughs for their own gain. Lost? So am I?

This show is based on a British mini-series written by Stephen Gallagher and has been imported by uber-producer Jerry Bruckheimer. Sewell has a very creepy vibe that really throws me off, so not sure about the casting.

The preview was absolutely dreadful. We see Hood brought in on what is clearly someone trying to perform cloning, but it gives us very little and gives me no desire at all to watch.

So, what have we learned from all this? I think that the first thing is you can’t provide a 60 second preview of a show and hope that it gives enough interest or buzz. If you are going to try to provide a 60 second preview make sure it actually has some substance instead of what comes off more as just a completely random offering.

Now that we talked about what is to come, let’s talk more about what is to come.

MONDAY

FOX ““ 9:00 PM: We get a look at the hell that is the future in tonight’s re-air of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: This isn’t a recommendation at all. It’s a warning. Avoid, at all costs, the Nicole Kidman/Will Ferrell movie Bewitched.

MTV ““ 10:00 PM: Drama-philes will be happy to know that The Hills‘ season premiere is tonight.

TUESDAY

FX ““ 8:00 PM: Enjoy The Hot Chick tonight as it is one of the few Rob Schneider films that actually entertains.

AMC ““ 8:00 PM: Robin Williams plays the straight man (har har) in his comedic coupling with Nathan Lane in The Birdcage.

WEDNESDAY

FOOD ““ 10:00 PM: New host Michael Symon has his first Dinner: Impossible task on Alcatraz. I guess for once prison food won’t be so bad.

THURSDAY

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: My dream of a Big Brother 10 without the gravel voiced ex-Marine may come true tonight. Oh but to dream!

VH1 ““ 11:00 PM: Margaret Cho is back with her own reality show called The Cho Show. She calls it a reality sitcom, I just call it late night fun. If you like Kathy Griffin‘s Bravo show than this one is probably for you.

FRIDAY

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: Two hours of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? If you watch both hours, you’re probably not.

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: The powerful (and unlikely) coupling of Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise along with a very powerful story makes for great entertainment in Collateral.

CMT ““ 8:00 PM: Last week I totally missed the premiere of the second season of Gone Country. This reality show takes people from all facets of entertainment and gives them the chance to compete for the opportunity to release a country single. This season has Jermaine Jackson, Irene Cara, Sean Young, Sebastian Bach and former American Idol contestant Mikalah Gordon (to name a few). Even if you don’t care for the music it’s good entertainment.

SATURDAY

MTV ““ 1:00 PM: You’ll still have to wait until the 25th to see the show itself, but MTV is giving us the Exiled Launch Special along with a My Super Sweet 16 marathon. Oh, don’t know about Exiled? Imagine sending 8 of the most pampered of the Super Sweet 16-ers to locations all over the world to live with host families in placed like the Amazon, the Arctic Circle and the Andes Mountains? Best of all? Their parents signed them up for this. Oh yeah, there is karma after all.

HBO ““ 8:00 PM: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry has enough bad stereo type jokes in it to now pronounce you slightly entertained. It’s better than nothing I suppose.

SUNDAY

NBC ““ 7:00 PM: Faster than you can say “˜Chinese gymnast scandal’ the Summer Olympics Closing Ceremony is already here. I’ll give a shiny fifty cent piece to the person spotting the lip synching singer this go around.

CARTOON NETWORK ““ 11:00 PM: The powerful third season of The Venture Brothers comes to a close tonight. If you are reading this and you haven’t seen the first part than get thyself to Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim and catch the two minute opening that wasn’t even on the original broadcast (while taking in the rest of the episode as well).

– Will Wilkins looks like the Mayor of Candy Land in his “˜speed suit.’

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August 18, 2008

Trailer Park: Kyle Howard

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By Christopher Stipp

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Many times it’s just a perfunctory element tossed in just for s and giggles but in MY BOYS, the television series on TBS, being a part of Chicago’s environment seems integral to making the story of a female sports columnist and the men in her life who define her life as a working woman. While I wouldn’t suppose that Chicago is one of the only defining elements of this series MY BOYS is a step above many of the weaker sitcoms in that the cast is exceptionally adept at, ironically enough, not being sitcom punchlines. There are real elements such as the lead, PJ (Jordana Spiro). She’s not window dressing, she’s not just a pretty face in a crowd of other actresses but rather, if I could make a comparison, she’s like Maura Tierney’s character in NEWSRADIO. PJ’s smart and has enough wherewithal that you would hope many other women would posses.

And then there’s Kyle Howard. The guy does not know the meaning of the words “sit on your hands.” As an actor in the Hollywood system for more than a decade, and only being 30, the man has made the transition from young actor to mature actor without the series of burnouts, bouts in rehab or paparazzi run-ins that seems to define what it means to be young in a town that wants to chew ’em up and spit ’em out. He’s incredibly grounded in his approach to his job as an actor and, as you read what he has to say about working as one, he’s got an outlook that, frankly, I don’t know if I would be able to posses; I would be given to feelings of constant paranoia and despair, moving from acting job to the next, but that’s why I keep my paranoia and despair locked in me as a writer.

Apart from also being funny, he’s got a great technical eye for what has made this series a winner for TBS and why he feels so safe in the hands of Betsy Thomas. He also deserves credit for being a Cubs fan, that instantly gets him a free pass for anything he does ever again from me, but deserves the most credit for being honest about the series and where he sees himself going.

MY BOYS airs on TBS, Thursdays, 9:30/8:30 Central

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: One of the first things I wanted to start off with is this ““ I didn’t realize until I looked into it is that this is actually TBS’s really first foray into original programming.

KYLE HOWARD: Yes, it was. The year that we did our pilot it was us and Ten Items or Less which is their sort of improv sketch show that they have. But the two of those were, as far as I know, their first run at that and are both still going at this point. That’s pretty exciting.

CS: But it must have been interesting from a taking-a-job sort of standpoint that here comes this opportunity where the water has been untested for TBS ““ But from a practical standpoint do you share studio space with anybody or did they build a whole new studio just to accommodate what your production?

HOWARD: No. We just, Sony, the studio behind the show, rents space from Paramount mainly because they have a back lot there that we try to sell the whole Chicago thing so it wasn’t anything to build a studio for us or anything like that. But it was sort of new territory for them.

CS: And for the show itself, it’s ostensibly set in Chicago and do you do exteriors here in Chicago?

HOWARD: Yes, we have in the past. We didn’t this season actually but the previous two episodes we came out there and did our finale of our first run ““ the Wrigley Field episode that was just so fun. We spent the whole day there and running around the field and playing catch in the outfield and it was amazing.

CS: Really?

HOWARD: Then we came in there again at the end of our second chunk of episodes and we did pieces from maybe three or four different episodes ““ we shot at the Sears Tower and the Art Institute, Oak Street Beach and just sort of sprinkled in there throughout and it really helps to just authenticate things a little bit. The majority of stuff is at her [PJ’s] apartment or at the bar or at our regular weekly sets but just to have that stuff in there here and there really legitimizes that whole Chicago thing that we are tying to sell and I think people in Chicago appreciate that too. They appreciate all the references that we make to restaurants and cross streets and whatever. I think they appreciates seeing the city from time to time too.

CS: Was it the writers ““ or the guys who came up with it or women who came up with it, was it their idea or were they from Chicago or any reason why, ultimately, they wanted to focus on Chicago?

HOWARD: Yes, Betsy Thomas who created it, went to school there. She went to Northwestern and a bunch of the other writers on our staff went there as well. It’s really cool ““ our whole writing staff ““ a whole bunch of them are Betsy’s old friends from back in the day ““ part of this sort of group we are portraying ““ in fact the Brendan character in the show is directly based on one of our writers Brendan Smith who has been a friend of Betsy’s forever. I think they even shared an apartment for a short time. PJ’s character is based on Betsy’s life so all of that stuff is really cool too. Just knowing that a lot of the stuff we do is coming out of real experiences they’ve had or that they had way back in the day or whatever so we end us just sitting around and hearing a lot of those stories which is kind of cool but Betsy’s ““ the short answer is yes, she’s from Detroit but then went to college to Chicago for school and met a bunch of those guys there and that’s where that came from.

CS: And for you being on the series represents steady work. Is this the longest string, so far, of one constant job? Looking over your resume I see a lot of one episode performances”¦

[Laughs]

HOWARD: Yes, I think I just passed my record of how many episodes I’ve done on one show ““ in fact there was a kind of funny story ““ when we did this pilot I met everybody, met Jordana and I apologized to all of them in advance and just explained to them that I’ve done a lot of pilots and a lot of them have been picked up but not very many of them have run very long and I just said I think I’m kinda cursed and if this goes down I take full responsibility and they are all like “No, no, don’t worry about it…We’re going to break the streak” and so far we have. It’s not like we’ve been on the air for years and years but we’ve been doing it since we’ve done the pilot which has been two years now and I think we’ve done 30 ““ 31 episodes or something like that. So, that’s great for me given my track record. I’m definitely doing alright.

CS: Seriously, for just your mental health that must be nice.

HOWARD: Yes, totally. That’s every actors thing is a little bit of stability goes a long way and the fact is we never really have it ““ just like right now we finished work last week and the show is on now all summer but we don’t know if we’re picked up again and won’t know until September so once again we’re sitting around sort of wondering if we have a job or not. It’s just sort of one of those things you have to accept and I’ve been doing this since I was a kid and I’m pretty used to the routine of it all so I try not to get too worked up over it. If I had my choice of course I really like this particular job and really like the people and I would be happy to keep doing it for a while.

CS: Fourteen years by my adding you’ve been doing this ““ and I have to wonder as a working actor, people obviously probably would see you on screen and think that he’s making millions because I see him on television ““ what’s it like for you, knowing what I do about professional working actors who need jobs just to pay for the rent? I would imagine you have some kind of perspective based on the 14 years you’ve spent in this business.

HOWARD: Well, it’s weird, when I started out, I wasn’t a little kid, I was 16 years old, but I still lived at home and stuff was taken care of. My parents prepared me and I had a place to stay and I had food on the table. When I started doing it, it was just more or less a hobby for me. Know what I mean?

CS: Right.

HOWARD: And then, at a certain point without me even realizing it because I just kept doing it steadily until I was an adult at a certain point I realized it had become my career and become my livelihood and I think that’s a nice way to transition into it because I never felt a lot of pressure to survive and to work and to get a job. Every actor has a little bit of that thing like “Oh wow, it would be nice to get this job” or that job or be nice to get some work by the end of the year or whatever it is but I guess I’ve just always sort of trained myself to have a more relaxed sort of feel about it, and like I said, transitioning into it from being a kid it was just already what I did ““ that made it easier.

I kind of believe that the more stress or desperation that you put on something the sort of opposite effect it can have so I just do my best to kind of think, it’s been fine up until now and it will continue to be fine. If this keeps going, great, and if it doesn’t then I have to find the next thing.

CS: That seems so realistic in a town that is filled with desperation ““ people scrambling to find the next thing to do. A project like this ““ it’s a great show ““ it must be nice to throttle that back a little and say “You know what, it’s been a good two years…” and being ravenous about it.

HOWARD: Absolutely. It’s been a treat for me to not have to do the whole pilot season thing the last two years. That’s always just sort of a game in and of itself. It’s nice to just see my friends, reading pilots and going to pilots ““ even if we’re not working on the show at the time I just know it’s coming back and it’s nice to sit back and skip that for a couple years.

CS: And on the subject of MY BOYS ““ it centers around PJ and it’s been described as SEX IN THE CITY with dudes ““ what initially attracted you to the series?

HOWARD: The thing that initially attracted me was Betsy because I had done a show with her a few years prior to this. Another comedy she created for the WB, RUN OF THE HOUSE, and it was also sort of loosely based on her family life and I had a blast doing that and I thought then that she was a great writer and a great boss. She’s such a nice personality to have around at work everyday. She always has a real clear idea of what she wants and she’s just goes about everything in such a nice and friendly and productive sort of way and that trickles down throughout the rest of the crew that works on the show and on the cast.

So anyway, I had a great experience with her on that and then I heard that she had a new pilot but I hadn’t read it yet. My manager sent it to me. They were going to bring me in for this Bobby role and I read it and I thought it was great ““ it was funny, it was real but wasn’t totally convinced that I was the Bobby character because I read him as the sort of leading man ““ love interest type of hunky guy that you read in almost every pilot that you read and I’m just wasn’t convinced that I was that guy. I’m usually ““ I tend to like more character-y kind of guy ““ the kooky best friend or quirky love interest ““ you know what I mean? And I had this conversation with Betsy and she said “Yeah, I had the same thought but we’re not making a soap opera here ““ we’re not making one of those shows with beautiful people playing those formulatic roles ““ we’re going to do something real here and something relatable and something sweet” so I came in and ended up reading with Jordan and we had great chemistry together and met with the studio and the network and ended up getting it and at the end of the day I was thrilled. I was convinced that I was right for it and could do it. Then I was very excited about it.

CS: One of the things about the program, the way I see it is that it’s different. First of all it’s a very fresh way to approach something like this where you see a lot of ““ for better or worse ““ on primetime network shows, sitcoms that are just that – pretty people. THE HILLS, LAGUNA BEACH, if you are not a 10 they are not interested. It’s interesting to hear that the writing here was all about creating something that was not necessarily about models and more about characters themselves so what’s it been like over the two years to see where you signed on the dotted line saying “Yes, I’m going to start doing this” and then to see how your character has progressed over the two years?

HOWARD: I really can’t complain about any of that. Like I said, in the past my sort of normal thing is a little more character-y…a little more goofy than Bobby is on this show and every once in a while I feel like I’m sort of the straight guy of the group because a bunch of the other guys on the show are very broad and very big and hilarious and I crack up at work all day watching them and I crack up seeing them on the show and occasionally I’m like, “Give me more jokes ““ I want the jokes.” But really, I can’t complain. I’ve had a lot of fun with the character. I’ve had so much fun getting to know everybody else. It kind of like the luck of the draw situations when you go to cast a show. None of us ever met one another except I met Jordana when we read together at one of our auditions but other than that I hadn’t met anyone until our first table read. So, who’s to say that these people you are throwing in a room together are going to click and have chemistry on screen ““ which we all do ““ and on top of that, who’s to say that we’re going to click as people and become friends and generally like to be around each other ““ which we do. So with all of that, I feel super lucky.

CS: In your years of doing pilots and being on television and being part of a series, do you ever find that the network tries to get too involved with the way ““ like you said, everyone has this natural chemistry with one another ““ has there ever been a time when there were too many fingers in the pot trying to force things just simply for ratings or what might look good on television?

HOWARD: Sure. I think that’s a danger on almost every television show out there. There are so many people involved ““ so many writers, so many producers, and so many people at the network who essentially have the final say on everything. That was one of the things that I had talked to Betsy about before we did the pilot because I have never done the cable thing before and I expressed a sort of concern to her “What’s with TBS? They’ve never done original programming before. What do I expect from that? What am I getting into?” ““ that whole thing. And she said “Kyle, look, I have the same questions” because she hadn’t done a cable show before either and she said, “All I can tell you is up to this point it’s been such a treat dealing with them as a network for that very reason.” From the beginning I think I felt so much less pressure from them and so much less of them trying to sort of distort this show she had brought them and she felt they were really giving her a chance to make the show that she wrote. That said, there is always notes from the network and there is always going to be and there’s always several people with several different opinions and that’s just sort of the politics with any show.

But I do think we are lucky at TBS to have a way-scaled down version of that ““ if you would compare it to situations at some of the bigger networks.

CS: Looking at it now, you’ve said the difference between basic cable and network and looking at your resume over the 14 years, is it really a big difference when you walk into work in the morning? Does it feel any different than network vs. cable? TBS vs. NBC or ABC, or anything like that?

HOWARD: To me it really doesn’t. As actors we don’t really deal with the network very much. There are always a couple people from the network at our table reads and we see them at parties and press things but for the most part, it’s really the writers that deal with that and have that sort of constant influence so, no, it’s not something I’m normally aware of that presence there as an actor just because we are not directly influenced by them as the producers and writers.

CS: If I had just one more question to ask it would be, I’m awfully impressed looking over and seeing how much work you have done in the past ““ it’s more than a lot of people could say for themselves when you see many other actors trying to make a go for it as a living. Where do you see where you’ve been the last 14 and where do you hope things go in the next few for your career?

HOWARD: I feel super lucky to have stayed this busy as I’ve had and, yes, my first goal would be to continue that. I just like to work and obviously on things that I’m proud of and that I like the people on and whatever and I’ve also been very lucky with that and have had very few bad experiences. I just like to be busy and I like to act so my main goal is to just to continue with that. For the last couple years I’ve started writing some and I’ve started directing a little bit and both of those things are things that I sort of want to explore more and pursue more in the future but I don’t have a real pressure on either of those things. As boring as it sounds, I just want to stay steady and keep going as it’s been.

CS: One more side note: I know what the answer will be but I’m going to ask it anyway ““ I saw that you are not a huge sports fan but being from Chicago and seeing how this interview is taking place in Chicago right now, is it true that you are a Cubs fan because everyone knows, White Sox fans are dirty and smelly and not very well educated.

[Laughs]

HOWARD: I’m totally a Cubs fan. I grew up in a family full of Cubs fans. My mom is from Chicago. My dad went to school in Chicago. Ever since I was a little kid, me and my sister were both diehard Cubs fans. I think she still has the card to the club and everything. We still go back there occasionally, me my mom and my sister went back last fall and went to a game and I’m not your typical sports guy and watch football and that type of stuff but I do love the Cubs ““ that’s been really fun for me and my family to have that tie in with the show ““ they love all the references. It also would be really cool if the Cubs did something amazing this year and we got to write that into the show as well. I think that would be really exciting.

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August 15, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #56: Stupendium Of World Knowledge

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #56: Stupendium Of World Knowledge – Ken & Dana return with a trip to the workshop, a salute to their oldest listener, in-flight emergencies, and then go to war on Wikipedia. War!

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Weekend Shopping Guide 8/15/08: Cartman’s Valley

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Time is flying by – I can not believe we’re already to the penultimate volume of the full-color Bone volumes from Scholastic, Treasure Hunters (Scholastic, Softcover-$9.99 SRP, Hardcover-$19.99 SRP). As Jeff Smith’s already-classic tale of the Bone cousins and their travels, trials, and tribulations in the mysterious valley come to a close (for the second time), I gotta admit – I want more adventures in that world. If you haven’t been buying these releases, do so. Now.

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Have you ever been on an airplane, or a trip, or just simply not near a power outlet or batteries when your cell phone goes dead? Or a camera? Or any other important portable device in your life? Well, you need a monkey. Nor a real monkey, silly – a PowerMonkey ($49.99)! This little silver charger holds power for up to a year, and provides instant electrical nourishment for more devices than you can shake a stick at. Get this. You know you need it.

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While it’s by no means their weakest season, the eleventh season of South Park (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) certainly felt like a slip from the incredible satiric heights of the past few seasons. In many ways, it felt more like a return to the storytelling of earlier seasons. However, it also included a high water mark for the series as a whole – the incredible “Imaginationland” trilogy. The 3-duisc set features all 14 episodes, plus the regular clutch of mini-commentaries with Trey Parker & Matt Stone.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – When it comes to chronicling comic book history – and the men and women that made it – Twomorrows has mastered the fine art of mixing equal parts scholarship, objectivism, and a palpable love of the medium. They’ve also now become the go-to source for tomes detailing the published exploits of a given character or superhero title with their “Companion” series, the latest of which is The Flash Companion (Twomorrows, $26.95 SRP). As you can guess, its focus is the scarlet speedster himself – in fact, all four of the characters to hold that title, going back to Jay Garrick and on down to Bart Allen – and the creators who shaped him. There’s also a very nice tribute to the late Mike Wieringo.

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Far too soon, The Wire (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) comes to an explosively sublime close with the DVD arrival of the fifth and final season, as everything turns a bit meta when it looks at how the media portrays the issues it’s presented over the years. The 4-disc set features all 10 episodes, plus 6 audio commentaries, a retrospective on the first four seasons, and a documentary on the role of the media.

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The BBC is dipping it’s toes ever-so-gingerly into the Blu-Ray waters with the release of The BBC High Definition Natural History Collection (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$179.98 SRP) – containing the specials Planet Earth, Galapogas, Wild China, and Ganges – as well as the first season of Robin Hood (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$99.98 SRP). Here’s hoping some of their classic comedy – and Doctor Who – are not too far behind.

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Combine the space age with the rise of the hippie movement, and you’ve got the design and living spaces lovingly collected in the immense Spaced Out: Crash Pads, Hippie Communes, Infinity Machines, and Other Radical Environments of The Psychedelic Sixties (Rizzoli, $65.00 SRP). It’s a massive tome illustrated with hundreds of photographs of structures that are both fascinating and structurally unsound.

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Often abbreviated to JRJR, John Romita, Jr. gets the Modern Masters (Twomorrows, $14.95 SRP) treatment – which means the usual in-depth interview, scads of artwork spanning his career, and a must-have place on your shelf. Yes – you heard me. Get it already!

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For anyone who thought that a move to the big American network would ruin the low-rent, brutal one-upsmanship of Kenny Vs Spenny (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP), have no fear – it’s every bit as combative, awkward, and wonderfully off-putting as it ever was in its original Canadian form. See for yourself on the complete first season set, sporting all 8 episodes, plus a pair of bonus episodes, deleted scenes, a featurette, and audio commentaries.

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First printed in 1926, Up & Down New York (Universe, $19.95 SRP) is a love letter to the architecture, people, and places of Manhattan in the roaring twenties, illustrated by Tony Sarg. It’s a wonderful time capsule that has, thankfully, been reprinted in this new edition.

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Climb aboard the second volume of The Love Boat‘s first season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.98 SRP), featuring plenty of soapy awkwardness and c-list celebrities (and Annette!), all setting sail for love. The 4-disc set features 12 episodes, plus episode promos and the movie of the week The New Love Boat.

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The animation is borderline unwatchable and the writing is subpar, but there’s quite the crappy charm remaining in the cartoons featured in the DC Comics Super Heroes: The Filmation Adventures (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). The 2-disc set features 18 episodes, plus a featurette on the legacy of Filmation Studios (never thought I’d see that).

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After the delightfully bizarre Night Court, Harry Anderson starred as the fictionalized version of columnist Dave Berry in the tepid but amiable family sitcom Dave’s World (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$44.99 SRP). It’s certainly a watchable series, but doesn’t hold a candle to the Court. The 3-disc first season set features all 23 episodes.

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Another month, and another batch of classic Doctor Who adventures come to disc, starting with a 2-disc 25th Anniversary Edition of The Five Doctors (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), featuring audio commentaries, documentaries, interviews, featurettes, and more. Also available is Black Orchid (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), from the Peter Davison years, and the William Hartnell era The Time Meddler (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) – both of which are equally loaded up with extras.

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The title pretty much explains it all – DC Comics Covergirls (Universe, $39.95 SRP) is a loving look at almost 75 years worth of women gracing the covers of the venerable comics company, from superheroines and girlfriends to damsels in distress and villains. Written by longtime editor an scribe Louise Simonson, the book features an intro from everyone’s favorite “good girl artist”, Adam Hughes.

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It’s kind of sad when composer Kevin Kiner’s score for Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Sony Classical, $18.97 SRP) is in some ways better than what John Williams gave us in the prequels. Give this disc a spin and hear for yourself.

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If you’ve ever had the desire to see mouse & cat duo Tom and Jerry engage in a slew of x-treme sports, you’ll find plenty of cartoons with the theme in the 5th volume of Tom and Jerry Tales (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP).

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Kiddie fare (sure to entertain my nephews) this week include a pair of new Nickelodeon titles – Go Diego Go: Great Dinosaur Rescue and Ni Hao, Kai-Lan: Super Special Days (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP each). Bonus features include music videos and galleries.

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Honestly, the only reason I gave Caroline In The City (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$44.99 SRP) the time of day in those halcyon, preppie 90’s was because of the perennially cute Lea Thompson, who played the titular neurotic New York cartoonist on the lookout for love with a batch of wacky friends at her side. The 3-disc first season set features all 24 episodes, plus episode promos.

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I’ve said it before, but I’m a big fan of Medicom’s line of vinyl Disney figures. The sculpts are always fantastic, they capture the character perfectly, and they put all of our domestic licensees to shame (at least until Electric Tiki’s line of Disney mini-maquettes kicks in). Here’s one of Medicom’s latest – the Roen Crown Mickey ($44.99). Check out the pic below…

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Trailer Park: Ross Partridge

Filed under: Interviews,Trailer Park — admin @ 12:21 am

By Christopher Stipp

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I love KUFFS.

No, it’s not an ironic statement done out of some hipster love of Leon Rippy, although that’s a good enough reason, nor does it have anything to do with Christian Slater but taken as a whole KUFFS was a movie that was pretty good, pretty funny and had enough self-awareness that it was a film I still enjoy whenever it’s on.

And that brings us to Ross Partridge.

Seeing that he had a part in KUFFS was a good enough reason to give a shout-out to the guy (I would just as soon knight anyone involved in that production as worthy of my praise) and the fact he mentioned he hadn’t heard anyone bring that movie up in an interview as we talked about what we were really there to chat about, BAGHEAD, filled me with a little glee.

It’s not so much that Ross has obviously achieved the kind of success most actors never will, he’s been in the business for over 15 years, and is in one of the most talked about movies of the summer that doesn’t have anything to do with a gravely spoken hero of the night. BAGHEAD, Jay and Mark Duplass’ feature follow-up to the wonderfully produced THE PUFFY CHAIR, deals in a realm of comedy and horror that seamlessly blends the two in a wicked mix of thrills and laughs. After seeing this film you can’t help but wonder where Ross has been hiding amongst the soft bellied actors who wouldn’t have the wherewithal to deliver as convincing of a performance as Ross does. He understood what the part needed in order to make you think, first of all, this could happen and, secondly, how to bob and weave in between moments that have you laughing at one moment and abject horror the next. There’s a certain subtleness that Ross delivers in a movie where there are only four main people on the screen.

He took some time to talk about the film…and then about KUFFS.

BAGHEAD is now playing in limited release

ROSS PARTRIDGE: So, are you ready to do this?

CHRISTOPER STIPP: Absolutely, are you ready?

PARTRIDGE: Yeah. I’m actually in a pair of shorts walking in the ocean now so I couldn’t be more ready.

[Laughs]

It sounds more glamorous than it is. I’m actually dealing with something in my apartment because my toilet just broke. It’s not that glamorous, I assure you.

[Laughs]

CS: First question out of the gate, how pleased are you with the reception that BAGHEAD has received in the press?

PARTRIDGE: Man, I’m completely thrilled. It’s funny because you never really know who is going to enjoy it. We were up in Nantucket Film Festival a couple weeks ago and I swear the median age of the audience was probably 65 and I kept thinking to myself “I don’t know what about the description of this movie would make you want to come out and see this” but I have a feeling it has something to do with where people are at and they just want to have a good time and all the people just seem to love it ““ even at that age. It’s been pretty remarkable how people have taken to it.

CS: One of the nice things about the film was that the trailer does it so well that what I do on my side, in addition to doing interviews and pieces what have you, I also review movie trailers…

PARTRIDGE: Are you kidding me?

CS: I have not seen the movie. I’m in a podunk, backwater called Arizona and I haven’t seen it. It’s on it’s way, probably, by burro.

[Laughs]

CS: Seriously, we get things weeks after ““ first, it’s New York, LA and then at the bottom of that list, I think, is Arizona.

PARTRIDGE: Doing interviews with people sometimes people haven’t seen it – I did a Q&A with Leonard Maltin up in Nantucket ““ he hadn’t seen the movie either and it was just kind of funny to do a Q&A with him.

CS: And you’re like, “Has anybody seen the film??”

[Laughs]

PARTRIDGE: Exactly.

CS: But the trailer sets it up so well that I jumped at this opportunity because not only have I been reading the press on it but the film itself seems like it does a lot with very little and that’s exactly what I want to have you talk about. When you read the script for this ““ you essentially have only four players in this production ““ how did you take it when you read the script ““ what were your thoughts about it?

PARTRIDGE: When I first read the script I was probably 20 pages in and I was like, “Are you kidding? There’s no way they are going to sucker me into this.” Meaning, how can we pull the wool over the audience’s eyes at something so obvious as some guy running around with a bag over his eyes and make it work. And then by page 40 I was like, “Fuck, they got me. I’m completely in.” It’s so obvious that it becomes not obvious and it becomes something that you think would become something else. That was my initial reaction but then it got me.

CS: What about the film? How does it marry together a horror film and something that seems like the human drama of four people ““ it’s about relationships from what I can glean ““ the relationship of these four people together ““ how does it mix the two so well? Usually with horror you have some really one dimensional stupid teenage pot smoking kids and…

PARTRIDGE: I think just as far as the construct of the movie itself goes I give most of the credit to Mark and Jay and it’s their type of film making. Their other film, THE PUFFY CHAIR, was a road movie but it was a relationship movie and it’s basically they set up a structure, a combination of things but really it’s a character driven drama with a mix of subtleties, with real conflict and the contradiction of characters no matter what the situation is.

That’s what becomes really interesting.

It is a hard thing to accomplish doing a horror movie that is really a comedy mostly all the way through and becomes almost a humanistic kind of drama at the end. It keeps people guessing ““ you are laughing all the way through and then all of a sudden it takes this turn and your start to scream because you’re scared and then you are laughing because you are screaming and you don’t really know what to do with yourself. It’s very interactive.

CS: How did you take a look at that when you read the script? You are thinking to yourself that there is no way people are going to buy into this and then you see”¦

PARTRIDGE: It wasn’t that I didn’t think people would buy into it ““ I thought that if they did it is going to be really a remarkable thing. It’s just a hard thing to conquer. And, as I read it I too was skeptical but then found myself completely immersed and completely had by it and thought if I’m reading it and it’s working then we can make it happen.

CS: What was important for you when you read the script and you had your own interpretation of what this character would be like? The brothers themselves, did they offer any sort of insight how they wanted you to play it?

PARTRIDGE: Absolutely. I came in, as all actors do, you prepare certain things and you kind of build a character. And, my character is an actor and there are certain strong elements of myself that I bring to the film for my character ““ I bring in more character type of idea and Jay and Mark were very quick to strip that down and make them as real and honest as possible. So I think it was Mark and Jay’s keen understanding of ““ trying to create characters ““ them as writers they create and directors with an audience in mind, characters that they feel that they know or feel they would like at the end of the day. Most all their characters are people that you really like. For an audience, it makes it more palatable to go along on a ride like this.

CS: The odd thing is that I’ve seen THE PUFFY CHAIR which is a brilliant little film and to see them take one strong leap into another direction and mix drama, comedy and horror together ““ were the brothers at all wondering how they were going to make this a scary funny film when they got down to actually making it?

PARTRIDGE: There are always those moments where I think Jay and Mark are incredible ambitious and incredibly talented. When you watch PUFFY CHAIR ““ this is those guys and this is what they do. They put you in a situation and it’s the complexity that gives it almost a documentary feel.

CS: And a bit about the earlier notion, the idea of improvisation, especially on a movie where the name of the game is horror…do you think as the brothers were doing it was there anything that they said to the effect of “You don’t look scared enough!” or “You’re acting like you’re not really scared…” ““ Was it sort of”¦.

PARTRIDGE: Certainly. They are extremely generous filmmakers. They actually dive into the instincts of the actors as much as the actors themselves. They are just very generous and are keen on people’s instincts so. The line in the sand is what becomes too intense and falls short of keeping the humor alive and I think for the most part we were always opting to keep the audience in the palms of our hands with as much humor as possible and try even in the most precarious situations, albeit a man stalking you in the woods there is conflict of character and the characters’ intentions that end up being funny because there is such a situation that no one has ever experienced so everyone is experiencing it for the first time.

CS: And then having to marry that with the actual human drama and your character and everyone you are trying to relate to, was it odd for you to try and balance three different ““ the scary, the funny and the dramatic?

PARTRIDGE: No. There’s nothing I could say that was difficult about making this movie. The balancing of our intention ““ like I said we work in a way there were times when I was doing a scene and it was going in the wrong direction ““ my character breaks down in the beginning and I’ve done this shit, and I’m not doing anything with my life and I’m fooling myself to think that I’ll ever make it or be anything in the movie and it became very mellow dramatic and just wasn’t working. And, I came back and Mark and Jay they tend to take little walks on the set ““ that’s the luxury of producing the movie yourself to take the time in between to figure out what’s working and what’s not working and they came back to me and said, “OK, the same scene but you are not thinking about your own life, you are thinking about buying a hybrid car.”

[Laughs]

So they are always creating new ways to get the same results but playing with our intentions. Not rehearsed. We never rehearsed anything.

CS: Was there any sort of fear that the ““ and I won’t draw the comparison – but I’ll just sort of illustrate it as I try to ask the question is that you know M. Night Shyamalan’s big reveal at the end that the guy was dead all along. Did you ever, or the filmmakers, think along the way that “Maybe we are trying to become too gimmicky” or that “This is looking like one of these things where the last part is that ‘He woke up'”. Do you know what I mean?

PARTRIDGE: Oh absolutely. Look, all along we were concerned with the reveal at the end if people were going to feel ““ the big concern was that we know that people know we have this big reveal at the end but just as long as we are responsible about making the journey up to that point making it worthwhile for the audience, then we feel that we will be OK. I think that was always in the back of our minds. We are kind of playing with the audience, having fun with the audience but as long as they are having a good time too I think they’ll forgive us. And that’s working out very well, doing it that way. Since you haven’t seen it yet, I won’t spoil the ending.

CS: I appreciate that.

PARTRIDGE: People are like, “What the f”¦” and then it’s not about the ending really, it’s about the characters and how they relate to one another ““ that’s the most important thing. The presence of the Baghead is the backdrop of the relationships and dynamics of the characters and how that’s been resolved ““ the audience was rooting for that even more interested in that under the umbrella of this guy chasing around the woods with a bag over his head.

[Laughs]

CS: How is it for you anyway on a project like this? I think if the budget were more I don’t think a movie like this could be made because it seems that this is a film that rewards attentive viewing. If someone took this script and gave it to a Sony or Warner Bros. they might be a little gun shy because they are trying to mix genres and they like products that are easy to sell and easy to market ““ this bridges a lot different genres as it were.

PARTRIDGE: Yes, I understand. It’s kind of one of those things where everyone wants it cut and dried and fitting into a certain mold and then someone comes along and does something that doesn’t fit into that mold and no one pays any attention to it and then that becomes the mold. This is certainly not an easy movie to market. I understand people’s concerns and reservations in this business about how to market this movie, but in the end I think it’s a movie that is so unique, it’s worth taking the adventure of figuring out how to market it because that in itself becomes part of the uniqueness of the profits of what this movie could be. You come back to the old adage that sometimes studios don’t give the audience enough credit.

CS: What are your thoughts as a working actor as a viable way for you to make a living? In trying to do a little research before I talked to you I was surprised when it looks like you started off in a movie which is one of my favorites of all time: KUFFS.

PARTRIDGE: Get out of here!

CS: I love that movie and I’m damn well embarrassed almost to admit it.

PARTRIDGE: Oh my god. That’s hysterical. I never thought anyone would ever talk to me about KUFFS ever.

CS: I love it. It is ““ and I won’t even call it a guilty pleasure ““ I just enjoy ““ like you said you sell the audience short ““ for what it was you’ve got Leon Rippy, you’ve got Christian Slater…

PARTRIDGE: You got Bruce Boxleitner.

CS: Yes…

PARTRIDGE: You got Ashley Judd ““ it was her first job too by the way.

CS: Oh really? I didn’t know that.

PARTRIDGE: Yeah, she played a pregnant woman somewhere. I remember them auditioning her and her walking into the room at the time I was probably 25 and thought, “This girl is spectacular.”

CS: Really.

PARTRIDGE: And then she went on and became huge.

CS: Exactly. And I enjoy that film immensely. And it looks like you did some stuff until ’93 and then there’s a 3 year gap. Little things here and there ““ what have you been doing to fill the time?

PARTRIDGE: It’s been hit and miss for me. It hasn’t been an easy ““ I’m still struggling right now. But I took some time off from acting and did a little traveling. I wrote a screenplay that I was working on for a couple years. I ended up writing and directing a feature film back in 2000 for the Toronto Film Festival called INTERSTATE 94 staring Kevin Dillon and then I started a film website with a friend of mine with Kevin Spacey’s production company. Then I was working with those guys and produced a couple documentaries and I was working the producer end of the business so I kind of jumped in and out of the business and that’s kind of how I met Mark and Jay. I was at the Nantucket Film Festival producing a screen play for one of the screen plays that was on our website and met them when they were doing THE PUFFY CHAIR and then got completely blown away by what they were doing and how resourceful they are and we became friends and one thing led to another and we started to collaborate on ideas and they had this script and they said, “You know what, we want you to do this.” So, we ended up doing it. I’ve been kind of in and out and in all different aspects ““ just chugging away at it.

It’s a tough business, man.

CS: Absolutely. It’s a testament to honest to God dedication in sticking with it.

PARTRIDGE: I think when you start out in this business you have an idea of how you would like your career to go and you try to find yourself doing”“ I do a lot of theater – I have a theater company here in New York and we produced a couple shows in the last couple years so I always try to get back and do more theater but obviously that doesn’t pay anything so you try to do a movie and put money on the boards. But it’s definitely a long road and you can’t quit when you have something you want to say and roles that you haven’t really been able to accomplish. At this point, BAGHEAD has been the reward of many years ““ Mark and Jay are two of the most talented people I’ve ever met in this business. I just got back ““ I co-produced a project called The DO-DECA-PENTATHLON which they are editing right now and hope to get to Sundance next year.

CS: And good luck with that. I like talking to people who actually have to make a living doing this and not just reaping the reward of a fanciful career. You are absolutely an inspiration.

PARTRIDGE: Thank you, man. And if you met Jay and Mark ““ these guys are the realist guys you’ll ever come across. Their talented and so unaffected and just love what they do. They love movies and at the end of the day to be around guys who love it and hope to do it they way we want to do it ““ they love making movies their way.

Comics & Comics: Open Wallet, Insert Hand

Filed under: Comics and Comics — admin @ 12:14 am

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Howdy Inter-Webbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig consistency (hah!).

With that in mind, “Comics & Comics” has taken a bit of an “op-ed” feel to it this summer, and though I have been enjoying writing those pieces (as I hope you enjoy reading then), I dont want to neglect what is one of the focuses of this column – To tell you which comics to spend your hard-earned (or ill-gotten… I don’t know how you roll) funny-bucks on.

And hence, the weekly standout guide is back… And what a week to stand out in! So strap on your reading moccasins and don your funny book fez’s (cause I know that’s how the kids read comics these days) and prepare for the week that is/was and forever will be (Spooky, I know)…

Hit it.

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Punisher Max #50: Goodbye Garth… It was an amazing run while is lasted. With this week’s release of Punisher Max # 50, we also mark the exit of the series writer (and one of the better comic book writers of the last few decades), Garth Ennis. How can one issue sum up years of fantastic writing and the best characterization of Frank Castle ever, in my opinion? With the same style, biting wit, and mind-numbingly awesome action as the rest of his seminal work. Anyone who has read Preacher knows Garth can bring the gloom and doom, but what I really think will be the lasting testament of his run on Punisher is Garth’s ability to ground and humanize Frank, who is basically a single-minded killing machine. We know Frank. We understand him. We don’t necessarily sympathize or root for him, but he is a real person – something which strikes pretty different when compared to the classic Punisher War Journal books and the concept of Frank as death incarnate. This issue goes further into Frank’s history than we’ve been in a while, and is a fitting and appropriate finish to one of the better runs in comic book history. I may be dropping this book next month, but I will always remember the good times. (Tear, tear)

Astonishing X-Men V.3 #26: With the exit of Joss Whedon as writer, many fans wondered if their favorite X-series would drop off quality wise, with the change to new helmer Warren Ellis. After reading the first issue in the arc, I can say that though it isn’t quite the book it was when Whedon was writing, Astonishing X-Men is still a great read, and probably the best X-book around today. This arc finds the team knee deep in a new conflict, as Xavier’s kids are facing off against an unknown foe, someone who is genetically engineering mutant/mutant hunters. Scott and team head out to Chaparanga, the spaceship graveyard, to see if they can’t locate the source of all their current problems. What they find there will take the combined forces of all the X-Men (including re-recruit and current queen of Wakanda, Storm) to defeat. Nothing groundbreaking, but a solid enough introduction to Ellis’s arc, and one that doesn’t make the reader suffer from Whedon-less drop off (too badly). Not quite the magic Whedon was weaving but still a very readable, entertaining book and one that will continue to stand out as the best X-Comic currently offered.

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Final Crisis Revelations #1: Wow. I have no idea where this mini came from, or why we even need to it, but #1 is one of the more dark, adult, and frankly shocking comics I have read from any of the mainstream companies in a long time, and one of the better ones. Starting with an attempted rape by everyone’s least favorite villain, Dr. Light, Crisis Revelations takes the DC event to the more primal of levels. How does the embodiment of death deal with the Libra, the new baddie on the team? Crispus Allen, the current human shell for the Spectre, is faced with that very question. With a supporting B-line starring the new Question, Renee Montoya, and with some truly disturbing imagery and content, this is now the mini I most look forward to continuing. I’m not sure if this lies in current continuity or not, but if it does then all I can say is Dr. Light has definitely met a deserving reward for his actions as of late. This is as hardcore as a main label DC book will get, and I for one am definitely along for the ride. (One nitpick/spoiler alert…. avert your eyes. Ahem, NO WAY Dr. Light ever gets Starfire, Raven, AND Donna Troy incapacitated and trembling in fear. Just won’t happen. But a great plot device none the less.)

Batman #679: Part four of RIP is a bit confusing, but still a very fun and pretty insane book. I’m gonna be honest and admit it’s a bit tough to follow, but I find myself enjoying the individual moments more then the whole, which in this case isn’t necessarily a bad thing. With stunning artwork from Tony Daniel, Morrison’s Bat run has not hit a lull yet – It continues to be one of the stronger super series Also, how could you not buy a book that features Bat-Mite? It’s Bat-Mite!!! He’s tiny!!! C’mon!!! I am intrigued by the concept of a Batman with no trace of Bruce Wayne, and Morrison delivers a character that is both psychologically menacing and yet manages to keep true to the man in the cowl we all know and love. I don’t know if Bruce Wayne is really losing his mind, but I’ll take it if it means we get more books like this – more crazy, violent, dark as hell Batman books. Really great arc, and the finale promises to not disappoint either. Check-check-check it out.

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Hellboy: The Crooked Man #2: Or, “Albinos Unleashed”. Mignola and guest artist Richard Corben are back with the second part of the newest Hellboy mini, and things are getting pretty damn crazy. Set in the backwoods of American Appalachia, this series finds big red on the hunt for the mythical Melungeon Witches (For history buffs, Mulungeon is a real sub “race” of Appalachians, with such famous Melungeons as Elvis Presely and Ava Garner) , with some help from a local who may have more involvement in the deaths occuring than first let on. I really like the vibe of this book, and though it’s darker fare, it’s told in a very light hearted way. I enjoy these random Hellboy tales almost as much as I enjoy it when we get a book in continuity, and Richard Corben’s art is a great compliment to the very folk-taley story that he and Migonla have hatched for everybody’s favorite beer drinker from hell. I would definitely recommend this to any fan of Hellboy – though if you are a HB fan, you probably already A) Own the issue and B) Love it.

Everybody’s Dead # 5: The final issue of Brian Lynch and penciler Dave Crossland’s Frat House Zombie epic has arrived and I can happily say that it kicks all kinds of reanimated ass. This has been one of my favorite minis from any company in a long time, and the finale brings just as many belly laughs and badass zombie busting moments as the four issues that proceeded it. We all know Brian Lynch can bring the funny, but what he also manages to do this time around is create a character that I personally will add to my geek lexicon of heroes; Of course, I refer to Westerberg. Imagine a pot smoking Egon mixed with a cynical college student and you’ve got my favorite character in the series, and one I will definitely miss not reading the ongoing exploits of (IDW… Ongoing?). This series really does feel like a film (and if you know the book’s history you may understand why) and this last issue is that sort of cinematic “grand finale” that we see time and time again in theaters, taking the book out on a rock and roll high and leaving the reader wanting a lot more. And I do want a lot more. If there is any justice in the world, this will not be the last time we get to see the boys of Phi Beta Eta taking names and getting their collective “hang on”. If you missed the first issues, definitely pick up the trade when it is released. One of the more unique and memorable series I have read in a long while. Also – gun bong. Oscar… Worthy (or, at the very least, Eisner).

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Wasn’t that fun? Well, forget you… I enjoyed myself. Check back next week for a review of the new comedy blockbuster Tropic Thunder starring Derrick Zoolander, Jables, and Tony Stark (odd casting choices). Be forewarned, though… It might get messy. MESSY GOOD! So keep it here, kids, and while you are around, check out the other great Quick Stop brand content that the site has to offer. And, as always,

“Keep em’ bagged and boarded”

–Matt Cohen is currently watching 12 hours of olympic coverage a day. His response… “I could do that”

August 14, 2008

Cabin Fever #35: Olympics and Bourbons and Rain, Oh My!

Filed under: Cabin Fever — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:00 am

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #35: Olympics and Bourbons and Rain, Oh My! – This week the lads come totally unprepared, even forgetting to plug in their mics for the first ten minutes of recording. A trip to the thrift shop supplies them with cheap but tasty biscuits to munch throughout, serving as perfect fuel for discussions on the Beijing Olympics, folks’ fear of spiders, beer cans from around the world, Aaron’s growing Russophobia, the sad loss of two legends in two days, and the imminent return of the Premier League. Due to popular demand, music is provided throughout by The Vinny Club.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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Win SMART PEOPLE on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:55 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Miramax Home Video, three (3) copies of SMART PEOPLE on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Thursday, August 21st.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Thursday, August 21st.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Trailer Park: FREE Hamlet 2 Screening Tickets!

Filed under: Contests,Trailer Park — admin @ 12:49 am

HAMLET 2 has enough heart and genuine comedy brimming underneath its sharp witted visage that it’s hard to believe that it’s not one of the most talked about movies of the summer. Sure, some of that is a little hyperbole but, like I mentioned after my Comic-Con viewing of this film, there is a real moment that happens near the end of this movie that wraps up everything so completely well it’s like a left hook you were too preoccupied to notice. What, with the light saber battles, Jesus doing a jive to something out of a deranged version of GREASE and Amy Poehler explaining the nuances of 1st amendment it’s touching enough that any person with a heart should find sweet and heartbreaking. And Elisabeth Shue is downright brilliant casting in a subplot that plays well into the narrative.

You’ll be seeing some heavy promotion around these parts as the film’s release comes closer (August 22nd) I’ll be running exclusive interviews, both print and video, with star Steve Coogan, director/writer Andrew Flemming and writer Pam Brady.

This movie deserves to be seen in the theaters and I’ve got fistfuls of tickets to give away to ANYONE living in Phoenix, Tucson (where the film is supposed to take place), Albuquerque (where it was actually filmed) and Las Vegas.

No need to do anything more than to write me at Christopher_Stipp@Yahoo.com to tell me you want tickets. Come one, come all. Tell your friends, I’ve got lots to give.

And, for those who need a little more convincing that the Gay Men’s Choir of Tucson is reason enough to write in to get some free tickets I’ll let the trailers do the talking:

Theatrical Version

Red Band (This one speaks to my sensibilities)

And the film’s description is here:

“The hit, the very palpable hit” of the 2008 Sundance Film Festival, HAMLET 2 is an irreverent comedy centering on one teacher’s overzealous quest to mount a high school musical. The film is directed by Andrew Fleming (Dick, Threesome) from an original screenplay he wrote with Pam Brady (South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Team America: World Police); the stars are Steve Coogan (Night at the Museum), Catherine Keener (The 40-Year-Old Virgin), David Arquette (the Scream movies), Amy Poehler (Saturday Night Live), and Academy Award nominee Elisabeth Shue as herself.

Mr. Coogan portrays Dana Marschz; the last name is pronounced”¦oh, any attempt is close enough, really. Dana is a failed actor-turned-high school drama teacher. Shortchanged in the talent department, Dana still harbors ambitions and passions. At work, that is; his personal life, with his dissatisfied wife Brie (Ms. Keener) and their boarder Gary (Mr. Arquette), leaves much to be desired.

At Tucson, AZ’s West Mesa High School, Dana sees himself as an inspirational teacher. But his adaptations of popular films, as performed by his top students Rand and Epiphany (Skylar Astin and Phoebe Strole, both stars of Broadway’s Spring Awakening), are not resonating. When his latest ““ re-creating Erin Brockovich ““ is dismissed by the 9th grade drama critic and his department is targeted for closure, Dana must reach deep into himself for creativity.

After much perspiration, he conceives a sequel to Shakespeare’s Hamlet ““ a musical-theater extravaganza that will disdain both political correctness and dramatic credibility. Rallying and rousing his class, Dana casts a wider net by recruiting transfer students like Ivonne (Melonie Diaz of Be Kind Rewind) for key roles. With rehearsals underway, objections from school officials and the community are soon raised, but Dana will not be denied his freedom of artistic expression. After all, “to thine own self be true.” Dana gets unexpected support from ACLU attorney Cricket Feldstein (Ms. Poehler) and his favorite actress, Elisabeth Shue. Above all else, he fervently believes that his opus must be staged, and nothing can break his optimistic spirit.

Monkey Talk with Paul Dini: An American Monkey In London

Filed under: Monkey Talk — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:09 am

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-By Paul Dini & Rashy

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Paul Dini’s “Monkey Talk” (featuring his irrepressible sock monkey son, Rashy) returns with a trip to Blighty, as Paul, Rashy, and Super Rica take in the London sights…

Be sure to check out Rashy’s official site at LittleRashy.com…

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August 13, 2008

Masters Of Song Fu #2: Round 1 Challengers and Challenge Revealed

Filed under: Masters Of Song Fu — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:08 am

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop. You’ll find the very first of these competitions here.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

A week back, we sent out the call for challengers. Hundreds of you heard the call and fought for a chance to be in the initial group. 20 were selected. Of those 20, only 13 responded in time (Them’s the breaks). You’ll find information about them below.

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, these challengers will now be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to Quick Stop to be voted on by you, the readers.

After one week of intense campaigning and voting, we’ll eliminate the bottom vote-getters – leaving only 5 competitors to move on to… ROUND 2.

So, what do we call this competition?

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MASTERS OF SONG FU

For this edition of Song Fu, we’re bringing in four (well, 7, if you’re being technical) very special Masters who you’ll be going up against. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu, and your ultimate challengers, as you’ll square off against one of them mano-a-mano in the Final Round:

JONATHAN COULTON

songfu-01.jpgJonathan Coulton on Jonathan Coulton: “In 2005 I left my day job writing software to pursue music full time. To keep myself busy I released a new song on this website every week for a year in a project called Thing a Week. A few of those songs became big internet hits (my folky cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”, a funny video called “Flickr”, a song called “Code Monkey”), and I am now fortunate enough to make my living as a musician.

I write about a lot of geeky stuff because I am a geek. Some of it’s funny, but a lot of it’s not so funny, and even more of it is somewhere in between. I’ve been compared to They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies, Loudon Wainwright III, and other musicians you REALLY LOVE.

I give lots of music away because I believe it helps my cause, and I love it when people use my music to create other stuff – music videos, pictures, remixes, etc. At the moment I’m unsigned, and I’m proud to say I’ve created this whole thing mostly on my own (with plenty of help from an amazingly supportive bunch of fans). But it certainly is getting busy… I will probably sell out and go Hollywood any day now…”

Official Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

PAUL & STORM

songfu-02.jpgPaul and Storm are a comedy music duo, and they have been performing as a duo since 2004. Before that, they were one half of a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook for about 12 years. A Paul and Storm show is part music concert and part standup/improv comedy”“just enough of both to fit neatly in neither category. They like to engage the audience, and are known to award snack cakes and/or other prizes for good (and sometimes bad) behavior. Their show would be PERFECT as a cable special, and would make lots of money for whichever brave channel decides to air them first.

Official Website: www.paulandstorm.com

THE RIFFTONES

songfu-rifftones.jpgYou know ’em as the RiffTrax trio, but here at Song Fu they are the mighty RiffTones…

MICHAEL J. NELSON – Michael J. Nelson is the creator of Rifftrax.com, and is the former host and head writer of the Emmy-nominated, Peabody Award-winning Mystery Science Theater 3000. Since that time, he has appeared on numerous radio and TV shows, penned a regular column for TV Guide, and authored best-selling books for both HarperCollins and Abrams.

His first book, Mike Nelson’s Movie Megacheese, thrilled critics, including Richard Schickel of Time Magazine, who said of Mike, “He’s more fun than a barrel of Val Kilmers… Smarter than a roomful of Patrick Swayzes… and almost as hilarious as Keanu Reeves.” Mike’s laugh-out-loud follow-up, Mind Over Matters, prompted Kirkus Reviews to enthuse, “From someplace called Minnesota comes a Nelson funnier than Ozzie, Ricky, Lord or Half,” and even dared to compare him to another legendary writer, saying of his Serious Speech to Business People, “[It] could easily precede [Robert] Benchley’s immortal Treasurer’s Report.” And Kirkus Reviews loved his novel, Death Rat!, saying, “Fast-paced, outrageous and funny, first-novelist Nelson’s mockery of media mendacity is as biting as La Dolce Vita or Network – only funnier!”

Mike speaks all over the country, is a frequent guest on radio and television, and along with Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy sells out theaters with his RiffTrax Live events.

KEVIN MURPHY – “I’m probably best known for portraying that ol’ squat loveable bubble-headed robot Tom Servo on Mystery Science Theater 3000. In fact I’m the only member of the cast and crew to have worked on every single episode of the series, probably because I tend to like everybody. I also got to sing at the drop of a hat and collaborated with the lovely, leggy Mike Nelson on many of the show’s songs.

Right now I’m back with Mike and Bill for www.rifftrax.com , where once again we sit in close proximity to each other and make fun of movies; unfortunately we don’t write a lot of songs… yet. To exercise my musical jollies I occasionally write and record solo and with family members, under the name The Revolutionary Communist Mountain Boys. Oh, and I’m also writing my first comic book series, symptomatic of my terminal case of Adult-onset Geekdom.

BILL CORBETT – Beloved by literally billions of people, Bill Corbett is a former writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the Sci-Fi Channel, and previously on Comedy Central. He was also a performer on the show, providing the second incarnation of the robot Crow and embarrassing himself in grand fashion as other strange characters – including the all-powerful but clueless alien The Observer, a.k.a. “Brain Guy.” Bill has always been an amateur musician (cough cough HACK cough cough), performing with garage-less garage bands, and writing / performing songs for MST3K – including the beloved-by-literally-trillions CANADA SONG. He now works with former MST3K colleagues Michael J. Nelson and Kevin Murphy at Rifftrax.com.

Corbett is also a screenwriter and playwright. His plays have been produced at numerous theaters across the U.S., Canada, Great Britain, and (seriously) Japan. He wasn’t able to attend the latter, but assumes it was a live-manga concept.

A native of Brooklyn, N.Y., Corbett currently spends a lot of time in Los Angeles partying into the wee hours with stars like Skeet Ulrich, Harry Hamlin, and the late Red Buttons. But he actually lives in Minneapolis, Minnesota with his wife Virginia, their two young children, and a small Jack Russell Terrier who really runs the house.

He hopes someday to raise alpacas.

Official Website: www.rifftrax.com

DOC HAMMER

songfu-03.jpgDoc Hammer was born in 1626 in Hamar, Norway, under the name Erik VonHamer. Being the son of a humble cobbler, not much was expected of the young man, other than to cobble and to not complain about all the cobbling. But Doc was destined for greater things. At 17, with nothing more than really well made shoes and a dream, he made his way to Antwerp to study oil painting under the great Rubens. Within a year, the two were at odds. Rubens spoke (infrequently) of Doc as “that creepy skinny kid,” and Doc spoke of Rubens’s work as “kinda unattractive if you really look at it.” By 1648, Doc had relocated to Leiden, where he found his master in Rembrandt. It was there, in his 23rd year, that Doc met “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth.” After a spicy courtship, “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth” and Doc were married. By 1650 Doc had grown weary of immortality and committed an unsuccessful suicide by burying his never-corpse in the basement of a Dutch cottage. In 1870, Doc again resurfaced. Using the name Vilhelm Hammershoi, Doc resumed his painting career with mild success. After thanking his bride for “the immortality thing” and nicely reminding her that he had “heard every one of her stories like a billion times,” “She Who Was To Deliver The Kiss Of Eternal Youth” and Doc split up in 1916. Again, Doc literally went underground until, now using the name Armond Hammer, he resurfaced and made a whole mess of money selling overpriced meds to the Russians. Sick of all the baking soda jokes, Doc faked his death. Biding his time till the MC Hammer thing had blown over, Doc again resurfaced as “Doc Hammer.” Today, Doc still paints in oils and writes, voices, and does other crap for The Venture Bros. (a show you can watch on cable TV).

Official Website: www.myspace.com/dochammer

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In a moment, you’ll discover the details of the first challenge. First, though, here is the list of challengers:

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THE CHALLENGERS

JEFF MacDOUGALL

songfu-jeffmacdougall.jpgThe Deal: After 20+ years making music as a hobby, I recently wrote and recorded a song for my daughter. I got a little taste of mild success (hey, my mom liked it). So now I’m taking my music out of the closet, dusting it off, and seeing how it does in the sunshine. Who knew there was so much work in just attempting to do music for a living. I feel like I am opening a Subway franchise (Only opening a Subway franchise seems more fulfilling in a creative way).

Official Website: www.jeffmacdougall.com

RUN AT THE DOG

songfu-runatthedog.jpgRun At The Dog are high energy, rock/pop, category-sluts with multi-gendered vocals and intricate arrangements. They are like Abba meets Faith No More meets Mos Def meets the Mormon Tabernacle Choir meets Steely Dan. The songs of this Minneapolis 5-piece are always written right away, with no respect for the calculating mind. Audience members are unsure whether to dance, laugh, or panic.

Official Website: myspace.com/runatthedog

JASON MORRIS

songfu-jasonmorris.jpgI suppose I am what you could call a “Multi-Instrumentalist”. That is a nice way of saying “Jack-of-all-trades, Master-of-none”. I began playing drums as a teenager and spent a great deal of energy during my 20’s trying to “make it” in the music biz. As a drummer, I have had the opportunity to play with some pretty incredible musicians, garnering literally DOZENS of fans over the years. In 2004 I joined the band Celestial Static, and spent several years melting some face with good friends Jeremy and Julie Elzerman. Once that ran its course, I decided to spend more time locked away in my studio, writing my own songs and learning to play guitar, bass and sing. It doesn’t pay the bills, but I have a good time doing it.

Official Website: www.jason-morris.com

EDRIC HALEEN

songfu-edrichaleen.jpgEdric has been writing music (off and on) for the past fifteen years. He wrote and directed a musical, The Pushcart War, based on Jean Merrill’s wonderful novel. He has written and/or arranged a number of songs for various friends – some commissioned, some as surprises. He loves acting in community theatre, and is inspired by the music of Stephen Sondheim, Jason Robert Brown, Adam Guettel, Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty – and yes, Jonathan Coulton, who in addition to writing wonderful songs, also served as a portal to finding out about the Song Fu competition.

Official Website: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arBC7f-6FY

“BUCKETHAT” BOBBY MATHESON

songfu-buckethatbobby.jpg“BucketHat” Bobby Matheson is an awkward teenage accordionist and multi-instrumentalist who specializes in superhero-themed and “Comedy” music, and who works for minimum wage in the fast food industry. With his style varying from polka to folk, punk to pop, and then again from rock to bluegrass, we’re left unsure what to expect. One thing for certain is that Bobby doesn’t like talking about himself in the third person, and therefore will stop this silliness right now.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/buckethatbobby

INSANE IAN

songfu-ianbonds.jpgInsane Ian is a comedian and writer from Baltimore, Maryland who specializes in all things nerdy, both in parody and original compositions. From Sci-fi TV shows and films, to video games, to comic books – no nerdy topic escapes his sardonic (and satiric) wit. Among his peers – such as Sudden Death, the great Luke Ski, Jonathan Coulton and, of course, “Weird Al” Yankovic – he is the only artist to have written this bio, and remains at the top of that list. Currently, his song “Guitar Hero” (from his upcoming album n3rds0ngs) is the number three most requested song on the Dr. Demento radio show for last month. Usually for a song, I.I. surrounds himself with talented people to make himself look better…and now is no exception, as friend and producer Mike S. helps on instrumental duties.

Official Website: www.insaneian.com

BRAM TANT

songfu-bramtant.jpgHello everyone. I’m Bram Tant, a 19-year-old Belgian student who enjoys playing the electric/bass guitar, singing, and writing songs in his spare time. I’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional musician, and I’m psyched to have been selected for this awesome contest. Having greatly enjoyed the first edition, I want to test my humble songwriting Fu against other (hopefully) great artists. Unfortunately, I do not own decent recording equipment – all I have is a computer microphone. Still, I’ll try the best I can to record the best song I can write. About musical influences – lately I’ve been really awed at/inspired by the work of Jonathan Coulton, and I found out about this contest through his website/forum. Else, I enjoy a bit of everything. My musical style is a bit hard to define: I play a bunch of stuff like soft/hard/classic rock, punk, metal, folk, jazz, lots of improvisational stuff, and I seem to have a knack for writing love songs, probably because of a subconscious yearning for love… Anyway, I wish the best of luck to all the other competitors, and may the best win!

Official Website: studwww.ugent.be/~btant/

MICK BORDET

songfu-mickbordet.jpgThe phrase “jack of all trades, master of none” could almost have been invented to describe Mick Bordet’s musical existence. Writing and recording songs since the tender age of thirteen, a quarter of a century’s experience has failed to produce any music his family can relate to. This may be because he steadfastly insists on bouncing between and across genres at every opportunity like a hummingbird with ADD, or perhaps it’s the eclectic collection of instruments he utilises for his sonic palette, from guitar and ukulele to theremin, yobstick and electric harmonium. Mick is a founder member of “The Lunacy Board”, Scotland’s premier progressive avant-garde skiffle duo, and cites influences as diverse as Edgard Varèse, Ivor Cutler, Conlon Nancarrow, and Roy Harper, to name but four. The duo have recently released three debut albums, including one written, recorded, and mixed within a single day ““ perfect training for the Song Fu challenge.

Official Website: www.lunacyboard.com

STEVE CHATTERTON

songfu-stevechatterton.jpgSteve Chatterton is an independent musician living in the suburbs of Toronto. Known primarily for his jingle work on local television and his electronic project 11t1, he’s now putting all of his musical efforts into the ever-elusive self-titled singer-songwriter recording project he’s been wanting to get around to since he was 10-years-old and had just discovered The Beatles. Steve is an honors graduate of the jazz guitar program at Mohawk College, and has since performed in a wide array of bands that nobody has ever heard of. After retiring from performing to concentrate on raising his kids, he’s recently put together his own basement studio and has set a personal goal of producing at least one song a month.

Official Website: music.stevechatterton.com/

TOM ROONEY

songfu-tomrooney.jpgTom Rooney has participated under the band name Thomas F in the Record Production Month Challenge for the past two years, successfully completing an album of 10 new original songs within the month of February. The challenge provided a welcoming environment of diverse artists from around the globe all frantically striving to beat the end of the month deadline while encouraging and supporting each other. This experience has given Tom the confidence to put his music out there, for better or worse. Most feedback has been politely positive. Raving masses of fans still to come.

Official Website: www.virb.com/thomasf

NATE SHIVERS

songfu-nateshivers.jpgFun, Zesty, Acoustic, Energetic, Crunchy. Some of these words describe the Baritone-Ukulele-wielding N8 Shivers (the others describe Taco Bell’s newest food-like invention). He began writing songs at the age of two, and taught himself to play the uke a mere 17 years later. N8’s Family members claim he’s the best uke-playing song writer they’re related to. He enjoys Stand-up Comedy, Coen Brothers movies, Chilly sandwiches, and Canadian sitcoms. His Turn-offs include Banana Flavored Things, Republicans, and Mountain Dew. N8 is currently employed as a Wizard in southern Ohio.

Official Website: www.myspace.com/ncomma8

JEREMY PIERSON

songfu-jeremypierson.jpgJeremy Pierson is a struggling artist of that so-called RenGen crowd. His passion for music has run deep through his veins since his earliest days of hearing The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Stevie wonder, and Marvin Gaye on his parent’s record player at home. As a songwriter, his influences cull from the likes of those legendary artists already mentioned, and include influences from Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jamiroquai, Earth, Wind & Fire, Curtis Mayfield, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Smokey Robinson, Bob Schneider, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, and Paul Simon. His greatest barrier as a commercially successful artist is clearly his lack of interest in limiting his musical creativity to any one genre. Jeremy also feeds his creative juices through his artistic work in photography, film, writing, illustration, and design.

Official Website: www.jeremypierson.com

JUTZE SCHULT

songfu-jutzeschult.jpgJohannes “Jutze” Schult (from Germany) likes to make songs about weird stories and situations. It’s all about creating a musical scenario that is somewhat original, yet believable by some stretch of imagination. Jutze used to play drums in a heavy metal band, and then founded his own pop band where he played guitar. These days he’s mainly doing solo work for the fun of it.

Official Website: www.jutze.com

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

This is going to seem to be a rather straightforward challenge to kick off our second Song Fu competition. In actuality, it’s a pretty darn interesting way to give people a sense of just what your songwriting personality and style is. We’re taking a cue from a fellow named Paul Simon…

Your first challenge is to WRITE A SONG ABOUT THE MOON.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds. Your song must be submitted in mp3 form (128-192kbps) either via e-mail (to songfu @ asitecalledfred.com – remember to remove the spaces) or a file upload service (like RapidShare or YouSendIt). Deadline for submission is 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 20th, 2008.

Voting on Round 1 submissions will commence on Thursday, August 21st, 2008.

Here’s Paul Simon’s song about the moon…
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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY, designed and handcrafted by [adult swim] superstar Dana Snyder. Yes. Dana Snyder.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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Win KENNY VS SPENNY: VOLUME 1 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:46 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, three (3) copies of KENNY VS SPENNY: VOLUME 1 UNCENSORED on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 20th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 20th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

August 11, 2008

SModcast 61

Filed under: SModcast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:00 am

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 61: “Bridge Beach!” –

In which our heroes dream of private tutoring, catalogue questionable laws, survive a star cros’t love affair, rally against lawn art, and unwittingly seduce a funny-book merchant.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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August 10, 2008

TV Or Not TV: 8/11 – 8/17

Filed under: TV Or Not TV — admin @ 11:14 pm

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Summer for most people is a time of relaxation. Vacations are planned, kids are free from the burden of school, and days are care free.

On this particular day I’m not very fond of summer. August is the worst month when it comes to television watching normally because the networks all know that people are burning up their last remaining days for vacation. Things are even worse now with the Summer Olympic Games on in prime time every night. The other networks aren’t trying hard at all to counter program so this week’s choices look bleaker than an all you can eat vegetarian buffet.

In writing this week’s column I have literally sat through two entire movies just trying to find things that are worthwhile to recommend or watch. I have toiled over every single day, struggling my hardest to come up with something, heck ANYTHING to recommend. I am now officially counting down the days until the new fall programming kicks in and there are fun and exciting things to write about with new shows to be found by the handful.

Next week I will be happily reviewing one of the big four’s new show line ups, with each week subsequent cover another until we’ve gotten through them all. In other words, pleas stick around until next week.

With all that knowledge in hand, faithful reader, I thank you for dropping in and give you the poorly woven together tapestry that is this week’s viewing choices.

MONDAY

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: I’m not really recommending Prison Break tonight. I’m just writing about it because I’m amazed that they are bringing the show’s repeats back smack dab in the middle of this last season. What the hell?!? I can only guess they are getting us back in to the swing of the show for its impending return.

NGC ““ 8:00 PM: NASA-philes may enjoy tonight’s showing of Secrets of the Moon Landings. Conspiracy theorists won’t enjoy it as this covers the hurdles the Apollo program had to overcome, not the faking of the

SCIFI ““ 10:00 PM: Die Hard and MacGyver meet Star Trek: The Next Generation with tonight’s episode titled Starship Mine. Picard brings down some intergalactic chop shop guys armed with nothing but a saddle and junk laying around the ship.

TUESDAY

NGC ““ 8:00 PM: A salvage expert attempts to reap the booty of the Whydah, the flag ship of Black Sam Bellamy and the first authenticated pirate ship in US waters, on The Pirate Code.

SCIFI ““ 9:00 PM: A robotic dog show and magma all on this week’s episode of Eureka.

BIO ““ 10:00 PM: Tonight on Truth Behind the Sitcom Scandals they take a look at the cast of Lost in Space. What dread hath Will Robinson wrought?

WEDNESDAY

FOOD ““ 10:00 PM: This is the last week to watch chef Robert Irvine on Dinner: Impossible! after he cooked up tall tales to dress up his resume, and was caught. Will the show still be as good with Iron Chef Michael Symon?

THURSDAY

CBS ““ 8:00 PM: Someone else gets the boot on Big Brother 10. If nothing else I hope the retired Marine goes next week because his voice is like sand paper in my ears.

FRIDAY

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: I was amazingly surprised how much I enjoyed the original Legally Blonde, and it holds up. How they ever thought that the sequel actually was a movie was beyond me. Who would have thought this would have lead to a musical?

USA ““ 9:00 PM: OK, for reals this time, Monk gets trapped on a submarine while investigating a murder. Whackiness ensues.

SATURDAY

FOX MOVIE CHANNEL ““ 5:00 PM: Phantom of the Paradise is a bizarre memory from my childhood that starts a three play marathon. The brain child of Brian DePalma this confusing story merges Phantom of the Opera, Faust and The Picture of Dorian Gray into one hallucinogenic storyline.

HBO ““9:00 PM: In No Reservations star Catherin-Zeta Jones plays a career centered chef who’s life changes when she has to be her young nieces guardian. Don’t care? Neither did movie goers.

SUNDAY

BBC America ““ 8:00 PM: Three women who feel very defined by their, um, attributes and the complications from having them are covered in My Big Breasts and Me.

VH1 ““ 10:00 PM: A roommate’s friend ends up couch surfing and taking over the living room and Brooke gets annoyed on Brooke Knows Best. Welcome to living with room mates kiddo.

A&E”“ 10:00 PM: Two hours of The Two Coreys.

– Will Wilkins is looking for another good book to get him through the week.

Win DEXTER: SEASON 2 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:06 pm

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, five (5) copies of DEXTER: SEASON 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Monday, August 18th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, August 18th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

August 8, 2008

Weekend Shopping Guide 8/8/08: Boldly Buying

Filed under: Shopping Guides — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:17 am

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

Last year, Paramount released the first season of the remastered original Star Trek series as hybrid standard DVD/HD-DVD discs. As we all know, HD-DVD was roundly defeated in the high definition format wars by Blu-Ray, which left the future of the remastered releases a bit muddled. Well, Star trek: The Original Series Season 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$84.98 SRP) is now available as just a standard edition DVD set. There’s no word on a Blu-Ray edition. The 8-disc set features all 26 episodes, plus the second part of the behind-the-scenes “Billy Blackburn’s Treasure Chest”, the “More Tribbles, More Troubles” episode of Star Trek: The Animated Series, and the “Trials And Tribble-ations” episode of Deep Space Nine. For some unfortunate, inexplicable reason, Paramount insists on presenting this set as double-sided DVDs stored in such a fashion that the discs have rub marks and scratches. Can’t we finally get rid of these bastard discs? Come on, Paramount – treat Trek with some class.

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Why does it always seem that when my car’s battery decides it’s time to die, it’s always when it’s pouring down rain. It never fails. Also, after a childhood arcing incident, I’ve always been paranoid about opening up the hood and attaching the leads to the battery. Well, those days are done and gone with the Closed-Hood Car Jump Starter ($19.99). The beauty of this little doohickey is that you can jump your car simply by placing one end in the lighter socket of the jumping car, and the other end in the lighter socket of the car needing the jump. No popping of the hood required. Isn’t that great? I loves me some technology.

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Although his smarmy, opportunistic, and ultimately destructive behavior became cartoonish in his last years as prime minister, it’s a film like writer Peter Morgan and director Stephen Frears’ The Deal (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$24.96 SRP) that shows that Tony Blair was always a little Machiavelli. The film details the rise to power of Tony Blair, on the back of current Prime Minister Gordon Brown – from the broken Labour Party of the 80’s to their triumphant return in the 1990’s, and the understanding that Blair would step aside after a second term… which, obviously, he did not. Michael Sheen reprises his role as Blair, and David Morrissey is pitch-perfect as Brown. It’s a fascinating piece of political drama that is still having repercussions today. The DVD contains an audio commentary, as well as a conversation with Frears, which puts the events in context for an American audience.

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As we approach the Beijing Olympics, why not take an unprecedented look across the cultural and geographical breadth of that nation with the documentary Wild China (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). It’s a fascinating journey from the heights of the Himalayas to deserts, valleys, jungles – well, you name it. The 2-disc set features all 6 programs, plus a making-of featurette.

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It’s not the first time its been released on DVD, but I’m safe in saying that the new 2-disc special edition of Lonesome Dove (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) is the definitive. Completely remastered and presented in anamorphic widescreen with 5.1 surround, the bonus features include a making-of documentary, original set interviews, sketches, and interview with author Larry McMurty, and an interview with director Simon Wincer.

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After over 20 years, watching the fourth season of Family Ties (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is like putting on a well-worn pair of pajamas. It’s almost like pop culture comfort food. This is also the season that brought junkyard artist love interest Nick into the fold. The 3-disc box set features all 24 episodes, plus the movie of the week, Family Ties Vacation.

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It was only a matter of time before somebody did a comedy with 64-bit videogame animation, and G4’s Code Monkeys (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) is it. Revolving around the bizarre misadventures of a pair of video game programmers working for the fictional 1980’s company GameAvision, the complete first season is now available. The 2-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus a behind-the-scenes featurette, pranks, commercials, tips, games, and more.

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In the category of “there had to be a documentary on him eventually, and here it is” comes Pete Seeger: The Power Of Song (Genius, Rated PG, DVD-$24.95 SRP), which examines the life and influence of the iconic songwriter who inspired generations to write about the world around them, with an eye towards illumination and change. Paying homage are the likes of Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Arlo Guthrie, Joan Baez, and more. Bonus materials include additional scenes and 6 short films from the Seegar family.

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The second season of the BBC’s Robin Hood (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$79.98 SRP) still contains all of the bizarre contemporizing and oddball casting choices that made the first season of this Tudors in Sherwood rethink. Thankfully, I think they’ve begun to understand that the show isn’t capable of great drama, but certainly is capable of great kitsch. The 5-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and character spotlights.

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How much do you love the 80’s? A lot? Well, Paramount has taken a batch of their 80’s classics and rebranded them with “I Love The 80’s”, and included a bonus CD collecting a clutch of 80’s hits (A-Ha, anyone?). The flicks included in the rebranding are Pretty In Pink, Some Kind Of Wonderful, Top Gun, Footloose, and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (Paramount, Rated PG/PG-13, DVD-$14.99 SRP each).

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In my fondest dreams, I’d hope that the release of soundtracks from the animated direct-to-DVD Teen Titans: Trouble In Tokyo and Batman: Gotham Knight (La-La Land Records, $16.98 SRP each) would give us premium albums of the music from both the Batman and Superman animated series, as well as Justice League Unlimited, but those are just dreams at this point. For now, snag these two… And dream.

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Get up to snuff on this year’s presidential nominees with the A&E Biography of both Barack Obama and John McCain (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$12.95 SRP each). Take a gander, find out a little about their pasts and careers, and make an informed decision this November.

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Joanna Lumley stars as woman whose retirement dreams with her husband are thrown into turmoil after tragedy strikes in the series Sensitive Skin (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Lumley’s turn as a woman adrift and discovering her way in the world at age 60 is a revelation for anyone only familiar with her work on AbFab. The 2-disc set features both the first and second seasons, but sadly no bonus features.

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Robson Green and Simone Lahbib return as Dr. Tony Hill and Detective Inspector Alex Fielding in the fifth season of Wire In The Blood (Koch, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), based on Val McDermid’s best-selling novels. Bonus features include behind-the-scenes interviews with the cast and crew.

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Soapier than a bar of Irish Spring, the Brits manage to bring an air of trashy class to their own little spin on Las Vegas, Hotel Babylon (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). Featuring Brit-level guest stars and tales of rivalry, lust, and 4-star ambition, it’s a guilty-pleasure way to pass a weekend. The 3-disc set features all 8 episodes.

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The animated adventures of come to a close in Ben 10: The Complete Season 4 (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), as our hero faces off against the evil Vilgax with the fate of the galaxy in the balance, before being face with a return to school and the decision of whether to reveal his identity to his family and friends. The 2-disc set features all 10 episodes, plus featurettes and deleted scenes.

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Flash back to 2004 with Sheryl Crow’s episode of the live performance show Soundstage (Koch, Not Rated, DVD-$ 19.99SRP). And yes, she does sing “All I Wanna Do.” You knew she had to.

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Sir David Attenborough turns his cameras toward the slithery, slimy, and pebbled with Life In Cold Blood (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) which – interestingly enough, explores the cold-blooded creatures f the world, from turtles to snakes to lizards, and more. Bonus features include a 10-minute behind-the-scenes featurette on each of the 5 episodes.

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Let’s close out this week with a look at the Sideshow Collectibles 12″ “Smuggler” Han Solo ($64.99), costumed as he appeared in the very first Star Wars. Every time Sideshow unveils another of their figures – with its exquisitely tailored scaled-clothing and “Hey, that actually LOOKS like the actor!” head sculpts, I can’t fully express just how delighted I am that Hasbro isn’t the only one producing these. After years of Hasbro’s mangling at this scale, Sideshow’s work is a breath of fresh air. Here, now, is a look at the rogue, who’s available in a Sideshow exclusive edition featuring the cantina blaster pistol…

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Trailer Park: Top 5 Reasons To Love Comic-Con

Filed under: Trailer Park — admin @ 3:16 am

By Christopher Stipp

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I’m awesome. I wrote a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

I’m not quite back in black but I’m damn near close to it.

Looking back at the spoils I managed to squirrel away from Comic-Con and what I managed to do with my time just reinforced something I’ve been suspecting for quite a while. It’s not that Hollywood has done something untoward this comic book convention or that it has somehow been responsible for the decline of western of civilization in the eyes of nerds who have been attending this thing for longer, let’s say, a decade but every person who decries this event as skip worthy needs to understand that it is *because* of the interest marketing departments all across California’s finest, and not so finest, studios have brought their goods is because they know this is one of the only times of the year when there’s the highest concentration of dweebs and nerds in one square mile.

That said, I love it. I love being pitched by those who think they’ve got exactly what I want, I love eschewing those who fail miserably at missing the mark completely, but I love being in the center of a maelstrom that I can only experience once a year. You may have other Cons that you can attend across the span of 12 months but I get just one chance to indulge my inner Asperger as a working stiff and there’s nowhere else I would rather do it in San Diego. I dig collecting t-shirts that I will probably never ever wear (although, I will probably turn my Watchmen movie shirt into a work out tank top), grabbing posters that will I will plaster in my cube in an effort to divert the reality that I’m a cube-r, bitching and moaning about the fucking retards who think they can simply stop in the middle of aisle as thousands wonder why you would bring a stroller into an environment like this but I really do appreciate the programming.

It used to be that these things were actually about comics but, hand to God, I’ve never been in a panel that talked about comics. I’ve been a collector nearly all my life, I love my comic books, but every best intention I’ve had to hear about what to expect from those properties I’ve spent my money on year after year is foiled by something else. I’m sure if I didn’t do so many interviews it would be a different story but I did have down time and I’ve spent that time in halls and panels that have spoken to my love of movies and television.

Would I have liked to have learned a little more about what’s in store this year for DMZ? Sure, but, dammit, Zack Snyder was showing off some footage that I wouldn’t be able to see anywhere on YouTube. I got a pretty pimp shirt out of the deal, too. So, while this is but one example I have to express my unyielding admiration for a convention that hasn’t changed as it has evolved. Here are then best reasons, then, why you should book early next year:

5. Meeting your artistry heroes. I was able to speak briefly with one of the best working artists today that you won’t ever see in your precious Wizard Top 10: Jim Mahfood. The man is on an eternal quest to keep his work fresh and relevant; he is definitely on the right path.

4. Feel sorry for those who are slummin’ it in the Autograph Pavilion. Jane Wiedlin is perhaps best known for her work with the seminal punk/pop crossover act, The Go-Go’s yet she was there, at the Comic-Con, signing autographs, for those who weren’t even born when the band was at their zenith. Peter Mayhew? I get that. We all get that. But Jane Wiedlin? Nope, don’t have a clue.

3. Movie panels. Yes, I want to know about the new FRIDAY THE 13th movie, I want to hear Zack Snyder talk about getting WATCHMEN to the screen and I really enjoyed hearing McG’s rambling about TERMINATOR 4. This is where hype has its epicenter and it’s because of these panels where a lot of us went gooey for 300 and now you never know what might be the greatest thing to come out of these things.

2. The films. If you’re really hard up to see something you could do a lot worse than to be able and see BORAT months before anyone else, SUPERBAD weeks before your dumb buddies start cribbing their favorite lines from McLovin’s repertoire and catch a glimpse of Tom Cruise swearing up a blue streak that no one has the first clue is going to be quite the thing on everyone’s lips come August 14th. This has been a added bonus for me.

1. The books. I don’t mean comics in quite the traditional sense. Marvel, DC and others don’t carry any back stock of their titles but who cares, fuck ’em. Go exploring the tables of Top Shelf, Drawn and Quarterly or Fantagraphics. I believe I came home with a carry-on with, no joke, 15-20 pounds of fresh reading material and none of it included with dudes with superpowers or ladies with unnaturally large breasteses. This could be the best reason to attend: laugh at the mopes standing around the carpeted Big Three areas while you find the best best thing somewhere else.

KABLUEY (2008)

Director: Scott Prendergast
Cast: Lisa Kudrow, Scott Prendergast, Christine Taylor, Conchata Ferrell, Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Release: Now Playing (Limited)
Synopsis: Inept Salman (Scott Prendergast) comes to help his sister-in-law (Lisa Kudrow) tend to her homicidal toddlers while Salman’s brother is off fighting in Iraq. Salman must take a humiliating job as a giant blue corporate mascot to help make ends meet and hold the family together. Packed with a parade of delightful comedy character actors, KABLUEY is a hilarious, unique and heartfelt comedy.

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Prognosis: Positive. I would like to be in possession of my faculties enough to tell you why I like this trailer but the honest truth is that I have no clue why I do.

It might have something to do, though, with this trailer’s insistence that it not give you one clue or obnoxious set up. I like having to push myself a little bit to get what’s going on and don’t think that Lisa Kudrow being in this was going to make it any easier; I don’t think I would be out of line to say that her name on the marquee has, in the past, been a sure sign of quality. I’m glad I took the chance to see what was underneath this hood because the trailer rewards you with something that is a fresh departure from the same old, same old.

One of the first things that you come to understand is that this is yet another movie that uses the Iraq war as a starting point. Again, another red flag that could have meant disaster, a Lisa Kudrow movie AND an Iraq war movie (probably could have meant another Bermuda Triangle of sorts), but it seems like it is only employed here superficially to introduce Lisa’s kids to their uncle. The dad is away defending the country and we’ve got this dweeby looking dude who is going to help out with a couple of hellions.

Yes, these kids look like they deserve a punch in the cock but our uncle isn’t deterred from trying to make life easier for his sister-in-law. Yes, it is a bit slapstick-y when one of these brutes pushes Chris Parnell into a strategically placed display of water that crumbles as he backs up into it after being pushed into it by one of these children but, again, it’s the uncle who deserves the credit. He’s an interesting choice as someone who doesn’t have a lot of baggage and simply comes out of nowhere.

He seems to be extending himself to help someone else but he doesn’t seem to be able to help himself. Further, he gets a job as this big blue blob of a man who hands out flyers but what’s interesting here is that the blob has no features, no recognizable shape, almost an un-man.

A juxtaposition happens here, as well, that helps elevate this trailer even further in my eyes. As this guy stands at the side of the road, why he’s standing out in the middle of literally nowhere seems awfully WAITING FOR GODOT-ish, he’s approached by Christine Taylor and a pack of other curious onlookers.

A nice pull quote from the Hollywood Reporter is welcomed exactly at this moment because, to the rest of middle America, this movie seems like it would be a hard sell. There’s no real semblance of where things are going and it’s certainly not following any kind of discernable road map that we’re used to.

People of all kinds react to him in very different ways and I am aching with curiosity of what in the hell is going on. You’ve got Jeffrery Dean Morgan (AKA The Comedian, AKA Javier Bardem’s stunt double) lashing out at this tall dweeb, you’ve got Kudrow’s kids finally calming the fuck down long enough to have a sensitive moment with their uncle plus you’ve got kids going batshit crazy for this thing at a birthday party of some kind.

Now, I will say that the soundtrack that leads us out of this thing is a bit weird. It’s not quite Dead Milkmen but it’s awfully close to a bizarre placement of a song like this; I don’t think it really harnesses the kind of estrangement that this movie seems to be about.

The trailer, though, seems like a poetic treatise on something and it absolutely does an excellent job in making me want to find out exactly what’s afoot here.

THE WACKNESS (2008)

Director: Jonathan Levine
Cast: Ben Kingsley, Josh Peck, Olivia Thirlby, Famke Janssen, Mary-Kate Olsen
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Synopsis: It’s the summer of 1994, and the streets of New York are pulsing with hip-hop and wafting with the sweet aroma of marijuana – but change is in the air. The newly-inaugurated mayor, Rudy Giuliani, is beginning to implement his anti-fun initiatives against “crimes” like noisy portable radios, graffiti and public drunkenness. Set against this backdrop, Luke Shapiro (Josh Peck) spends his last summer before college selling dope throughout New York City, trading it with his shrink (Ben Kingsley) for therapy, while crushing on his step daughter (Olivia Thirlby). Famke Janssen, Mary Kate Olsen,and Method Man round out the cast in this edgy, bittersweet, and funny coming of age story.

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Prognosis: Negative. It seems you can’t turn around in certain hipster film circles without tripping over the bent knees and legs that are fellating the WACKNESS. I’m glad I finally had a chance to see for myself whether this was a movie that deserved its oral gratification from many writers around the Interwebs.

It doesn’t.

I’m not sure what’s really to blame for the disconnect between what people are saying is a really good movie and the shit stain that this trailer left on my screen after it was done.

For starters, I was enamored with the opening. It’s unique to take the film studio’s logo and get things started with the spray painting of it and I really liked the opening shot of the cassette being dropped in the stereo; that genuinely defines the time and space in which we’re being dropped.

The card that explains that it won an Audience Award at Sundance is a huge feather that further gives the movie some implied goodwill.

I just think that what comes after, being introduced to Shapiro, a stoner looking douche if there ever was one, and his fantasy ladies, some hoochie mammas skipping and twirling on a subway car as if it was Showtime at the Apollo, doesn’t do the narrative any favors.

Asking some girlie in a bathroom to go steady? His look says it all and, worse yet, it does nothing to move the narrative forward. We’re further pushed along into this miserable man’s life as we get tossed a pack of disjointed clips with Ben Kingsley and others that don’t serve this movie in any positive fashion. I dare anyone to get through the first 25 seconds of this trailer and, without knowing what it is, tell me what’s happening.

It doesn’t help things when I have to, as a viewer, postulate for myself about what a movie is about. The trailer, teaser or otherwise, should establish certain elements and if I’m scratching my head by the end, which I certainly was, that doesn’t bode especially well for me as a potential paying customer.

I could make assumptions about what is going on with this kid but, from what I see, it’s an amalgam of a serious DAZED AND CONFUSED, mixed in with some KIDS and then someone wrapped it in a desirable 18-35 demographic. If it’s trying to be credible in any kind of way it simply isn’t.

To wit, when our blazed up hero is asked whether he’s a virgin he simply retorts that he just hasn’t officially had sex.

Would this trailer make you want to spend your money on it? It certainly isn’t getting any of mine.

And, as a reflective post-script, it seems like I wasn’t the only one to share this view. Many critics were at an impasse at what seems like a movie that wants to desperately be a clever indie but ends up dividing those who think otherwise.

Still, I’m not convinced that this flick is anything more than what I see in the trailer but when I’m able to queue it up in my Netflix line-up I’ll give it a whirl.

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MAN ON WIRE

Directed by James Marsh

The real star of this film is Philippe Petit.

Not only because this man was able to rig a tightrope across the twin towers of the World Trade Center and defied all sorts of warning bells you or I would have ringing in our ears for self-preservation but this is a man who has the quintessential joie de vivre and it is all you can do to not want to sit down with this man and find out why he seems to have no fear.

It is that lack of fear that keeps this seemingly innocuous documentary, something I know people would just as soon skip on their way to see something with a more thrilling title, but this film will absolutely cause many a viewer to wonder why on earth Philippe Petit can do absolutely anything without that sense of panic you or I possess if we were even to suppose ourselves greater than a piece of solid grey wire.

The documentary, told through interviews with close associates, old file footage and brilliantly constructed reenactments that have the sheen and pallor of honest to goodness 1st person depictions of what happened as this little Frenchman planned and schemed to get his people, himself and, more importantly, his equipment to the very top of the World Trade Center to pull off one of the greatest death-defying stunts this country has ever seen. And that’s what makes this documentary so special and deserves every cent of your money at the box office. Petit is animated, delighted, passionate, energized and is so obviously on a different wavelength than anyone else you will probably ever meet that it’s hard to know if he’s like this every moment of the day. I have no reason to doubt a man, though, who is able to wax philosophical as he reflects on his own mortality while walking on a wire cable and is the only thing separating him from a free fall to his death. The man is truly honest when he talks about what it meant to him as a young man to see these twin towers go up and how it seemed to be a beacon, or a challenge of sorts, for him to take these monuments of man made steel and glass and internalize his entire self in challenge of them. Philippe could talk all day and you would love every moment of it. His animations are subtly captured and those involved in making this moment happen are all fascinating to listen to.

Like I mentioned, it doesn’t seem like a film that screams to be seen but, I would assert, and rightly so, this is a documentary that is able to take a moment in time that could have been over and done with on the evening news the day it happened and slows it down just enough so you can appreciate what one man had in his head as a dream and made it happen. It is at once inspirational and thrilling. To say that it happened and it’s a true story just makes it an even better escape for anyone willing to risk their very life in support of what the love. It doesn’t make Philippe any less crazy but he’s simply enthralling to listen to and appreciate.

August 7, 2008

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #55: Blessed’s Alive!

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:11 pm

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #55: Blessed’s Alive! – Ken & Dana return… Well, at least one of them do, for a very special – and particuarly odd – episode full of wit and whimsy. Really.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Cabin Fever #34: Holy Spoilerific Podcast, Batman!

Filed under: Cabin Fever — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:36 am

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #34: Holy Spoilerific Podcast, Batman! – Everyone’s least favourite podcast returns yet again, same Fever time, same Fever channel. Due to popular demand, our cabin dwellers discuss their somewhat jumbled impressions of THE DARK KNIGHT, which seriously eats into their bulls— time. Still, they manage to squeeze in talk of caffeinated food stuffs, Brian’s unhealthy desire to meet Hayden Panettiere at DragonCon, cursed X-Box 360 games, Macaulay Culkin’s “Oh” face, plus they throw in an update on one of their stories from yestercast. For those who still have not seen Chris Nolan’s latest offering, and want to remain in the dark (knight) about the plot, the spoilers start/end times are approx 18:00 and 44:15. Avoid that chunk of awesomesauce and you’ll be good to go. This week’s musical treats come from The Vinny Club and The Teddyboys.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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August 6, 2008

Win THE DEAL on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:56 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Genius Home Video, one (1) copy of THE DEAL on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 13th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, August 13th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

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