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June 22, 2007

Nocturnal Admissions: Book Review – Reclaiming History

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:58 am

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If at first it seems unlikely that Vincent Bugliosi’s new book on the JFK assassination, Reclaiming History (W. W. Norton, 1632 pages [yes, 1632 pages], plus CD, $49.95, ISBN 978-0393045253), otherwise known as the Norton Anthology of Conspiracy Theories Debunked, is an unlikely subject for a movie column, note that Mr. Bugliosi has included a chapter – if a section of a book that is itself book length can be called merely a chapter – that is devoted solely to Oliver Stone’s JFK and its perceived sins against history and truth about the national nightmare that occurred on Elm Street in 1963. Also, Bugliosi plans a TV documentary about the contents of the book.

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I haven’t read the whole book yet, mostly the JFK chapter (and I suspect that an early reviewer of the book writing in a national monthly also only read this chapter, as most of the lines quoted come from it), plus some random sections read while poking around in the rest of the book, but I suspect that the JFK chapter gives a good example of Mr. Bugliosi’s strategy throughout Reclaiming History. What he has created is four books in one, and if Norton weren’t such a refined firm, I’d suggest that when the book goes paperback that they plug it on the cover with the words, “Four Books in One: Four Days in November! The Life of Lee Harvey Oswald! Stone’s JFK! All Conspiracy Theories Debunked.

It is true that conspiracy theories are easy to weave regarding the JFK case. For example, reading Bugliosi’s book, I was reminded of the fact that on the floor below Oswald at the Book Depository, there were several African American co-workers, hanging out the window and watching the procession. Now, what if they did it, rather than Oswald? Then, what if the assassination of Martin Luther King was a revenge on African-Americans by the government that couldn’t do anything about the real JFK killers because it would have started a race riot. Then, later that year, African-Americans struck back by killing RFK (a black security guard is charged in some conspiracy books with shooting RFK in the kitchen). This is all nonsense, of course. Why would African-Americans kill Kennedy, the closet thing they had ever had to an ally in the White House? But there. I’ve put it out there. How long will it be before a book based on it comes out?

I’m loathed to contradict Mr. Bugliosi. In most other ways I am a fan. He is the author of the best true crime book, Helter Skelter, so superior to Truman Capote’s “nonfiction novel” In Cold Blood. His book on the Simpson trial is an endlessly fascinating read, if for no other reason than the peek it offers about what goes through a good prosecutor’s mind. He is a fine writer, and Reclaiming History is a sterling example of good, solid, impassioned American rhetoric (though he acknowledges some assistance). The footnotes (and the footnotes within footnotes) are as interesting, and more detailed, than the book itself, and there are further notes on the CD. Over 20 years in the making, and sparked by a Showtime-sponsored 1986 mock trial that Mr. Bugliosi appeared in as a prosecutor opposite Gerry Spence as Oswald’s defense lawyer, Reclaiming History is the perfect book to crawl into a warm bed with on a long cold winter night – or at least it would if you didn’t feel like you were dragging a piece of luggage instead of a book into bed with you.

But let’s look more closely at his JFK chapter, which occupies pages 1347 through 1436. First Mr. Bugliosi begins with a summary of the Garrison case against Clay Shaw. As he might to a jury, Mr. Bugliosi paints Shaw as a literate, modest, New Orleans booster. Opponents to Shaw, such as Garrison, Perry Russo, or David Ferry are all painted in prosecutorial terms, in heavily biased thumbnail portraits using words like “cartoonish.” In fact, my main criticism of the book is that instead of weighing and sifting facts before coming to a reasoned conclusion, Bugliosi went into it with his mind made up, seeing everything through the Warren Report’s eyes, tilting his arguments toward the accounts that happen to support his bias. When that fails, he makes a plea to the reader’s (i.e., the juror’s) common sense, with rhetorical questions such as “Does that seem plausible to you?”

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Bugliosi then goes on to “dismantle” Stone’s film via 32 specific points or inaccuracies: 1 That in real life, Garrison wasn’t the saint the movie portrays; 2 Stone’s Rose Cherami episode is full of errors and exaggerations; 3 Stone presents Oswald as a right winger posing as a Marxist because he is an undercover agent, for which, Bugliosi says, there is no evidence (and when Bugliosi says this, he means there is no evidence presented in the Warren Report or the later House Committee hearing); 4 Stone drops all evidence of Oswald’s culpability in the assassination (such as being seen carrying a rifle sized package into the Book Depository); 5 Stone offers biased Dealey Plaza witnesses; 6 Stone “lies” about the number of Tippit witnesses; 7 Dealey Plaza witness Bowers’s testimony is more inconsistent over time than the movie allows; 8 Julia Mercer and “¦ 9 Jean Hill are not credible witnesses; 10 Senator Russell Long’s statement about the FBI’s inability to replicate Oswald’s shooting pattern is “a lie”; 11 There were no foliage “¦ 12 nor tree obstructions at Dealey Plaza at the time of the shooting; 13 Despite what Stone says, Oswald was rated a sharpshooter by the Marines; 14 The bolt action of Oswald’s rifle is only slow if you use a telescopic sight; 15 Contra Stone, there weren’t three teams of shooters in Dealey Plaza; 16 Connally was not seated directly in front of Kennedy; 17 There is no evidence that the magic bullet was planted; 18 The Umbrella Man was not a spotter; 19 No warning was teletyped to the FBI days before the event; 20 Dean Andrews was a poor witness; 21 There is no evidence that Shaw and Ferrie knew each other; 22 There is no evidence that Ferrie died of anything but natural causes; 23 Jack Martin was not a credible witness; 24 There is no evidence that Guy Bannister was involved in the assassination; 25 Beverly Oliver is not a credible witness to any Oswald-Ruby sightings; 26 The film distorts what Ruby said to Earl Warren; 27 Stone’s composite character Willie O’Keefe disguises flaws in Perry Russo’s testimony that Stone didn’t want to acknowledge; 28 The character X didn’t exist and in the film gives a distorted account of Kennedy administration history; 29 The New Zealand newspaper report is not as outlandish as Stone and X make it seem; 30 Bugliosi maintains that the Washington, D. C. phone lines did not go dead for an hour; 31 Stone is inconsistent about who Oswald was working for; 32 Stone wants the viewer not only to believe that Oswald was innocent, but to feel sorry for him.

What this litany of errors fails to acknowledge is that Stone himself often inserts counter arguments against his own thesis, such as when Garrison’s wife complains that Garrison is only going after Shaw because he is gay. Nor does Bugliosi take on all of Stone’s charges, only some of them (at least in this chapter). And he doesn’t do nuance well. He has a straight arrow cop type attitude toward human psychology that denies ambiguity of motivation or that people can remember different, new things at different times. If it is not on the record and under oath, he doesn’t want to hear about it. Moreover, he lambasts Stone for suggesting that Shaw was a CIA agent without any proof, and then goes on to admit in a footnote that, well, yeah, he did report to the more or less informal domestic service division, where prominent Americans who had gone abroad would report back interesting intel.

What it may come down to in this chapter is that Bugliosi doesn’t understand movies much. He frets over the virtual crime of blending documentary footage with recreated moments, as if the audience can’t tell the difference or grasp that there is a higher purpose involved. He thinks that Joe Pesci has “marquee value.” In his unwillingness to concede even one point to the conspiratologists he fails to clarify simple if always vexing points, such as, Was Oswald a good shot or not, and what does the sharpshooter ranking really mean in the Marines?

Still, Bugliosi has marshaled several file cabinets worth of facts and figures, enough to keep the conspirotologists busy composing refutations for the next decade, or at least until 2013, the 50th anniversary of the assassination. If it is not yet the definitive book on the JFK assassination, it’s only because his prosecutorial tone prevents some readers from fully trusting him.

Trailer Park: 1 Year Later at Quick Stop Entertainment

Filed under: Columns,Trailer Park — admin @ 1:47 am

By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here”¦

About a year ago I was in this space, introducing myself all over again to a batch of readers both new and old. There was a time between when Movie Poop Shoot.com ceased to be and when Quick Stop Entertainment.com took its place. It was an odd time, scraping one site entirely to make way for a new one, but I just went with it, thinking that there just had to be better things around the proverbial corner.

I couldn’t have been more right.

It wasn’t that Movie Poop Shoot needed to be torn down to bring up Quick Stop in its place because I can’t be more proud or happy about the kind of work that was churned out on a daily basis. I can’t speak for my own writing but I know that of the authors there who had a weekly presence I felt a sense of innate satisfaction that was once a joke in a movie had metamorphosed into an Internet juggernaut that challenged everyone’s sensibilities and assumptions about what you were going to get when you visited a site with the word “poop” in it; to be perfectly honest there was that issue to contend with on any given day.

My world of part-time movie trailer critiquing took a sharp left turn when I thought that broadening the column’s purview could yield some interesting fruit if I took a unique angle on the interview process. When I started out doing it I wasn’t interested in the people out to promote things that were about to hit within the week, I was more interested in those who were in the process of creating, getting some kind of insight into why someone’s movie was going to be good. So, I dipped my toe in it and found I could do it. All modesty aside, it’s still up for debate whether I’m any good at it. The point is, though, I’ve always wanted to keep this column evolving and when Quick Stop started a year ago I really made a concerted effort to try and enhance what I brought to the table. I hustled, I called, I made appointments, I endured the weekly ignoring by publicists (and unless you’re one of the one’s who’ve actually returned an e-mail or phone call, you’re all rotten little people who’ve got no grip on being human and are all suffering from a lack of sexual satisfaction in your personal lives) and agents alike, no person was above giving me the Heisman.

Herr EIC, Ken Plume, has been an instrumental key in making these problems a little less than mere quibbles. He’s had an enormous amount of experience in the cold shoulder business and has been a rock when I’ve needed to be convinced that flying to LA and strapping C4 to some flunky’s face was not an acceptable response to being told we’re just not the right kind of outlet for an actor to appear on and then have them pop up elsewhere on a shitageously inferior site.

That’s the other thing, too.

Ken has been grand about instilling a sense of purpose in what I’ve done in this space. I know what happens here will never change the world in any meaningful way, that because I run interviews with people who have projects none of you will ever watch I should still do it anyway because of what it could mean later on and I know, without any kind of doubt, he’s been right about thinking that it’s their loss as well when all I get is static on the other end of the line. For a good example of how we dealt with Fox and everyone else who let me know that they were going to be in desperate need of publicity when BORAT was getting its geek premiere last July at Comic-Con. I mean, to put this in greater perspective, I was one of the first to ever give this movie a resoundingly positive review months before its release but it was all for naught when lamer heads prevailed and Fox ordered a press blackout of sorts, Rolling Stone did an excellent piece on Sacha Cohen when the great comedic wave was crashing all around the public sphere, and we did what anyone else who were jilted would do: we did our own thing without their help. 10 Quick Questions was born out of this and it’s, perhaps, one of the greatest interviews I never had the chance to do. Since then we’ve grown the format a little bit more here and there but I still love the piece on the whole and I’m sure you would agree after you read this:

KEN PLUME: Do you have any comment at all about Bruno, an individual who has just scored a 42 million dollar paycheck from Universal, is going to be developing a movie based on a show that looks suspiciously close to what you do?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: And, a follow-up, how do you feel about Austrians in general?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: Your English is remarkably polished for a man that comes from a country where formal education doesn’t seem to be a priority. How did you get a grip on the basic Anglo particulars of the world outside of a totalitarian regime?

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KEN PLUME: Some people have leveled some pretty serious allegations that your quest across America has shown a lot of your subjects to be poor representations of Americans in general and that you purposely selected targets to get the greatest comedic reaction. How do respond to that?

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KEN PLUME: Looking at the movie now what do you think is the starkest realization you can make about what this film represents?

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KEN PLUME: What was like trying to convince Larry Charles to go along with you on this journey of yours and was there any hesitation on his part to get involved in this production?

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KEN PLUME: What kind of frustrations did you have to overcome in order to be able shoot the kind of film you wanted with the money you had and was there any give-and-take with managing your needs with the needs of the studio?

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KEN PLUME: Why do you think people, even I, are having a visceral reaction to this film’s material in general?

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KEN PLUME: I am amazed by the groundswell of interest this movie has garnered as the film’s release date has come closer but do you think that your job, as an artist, is to simply reflect what you see or was there a germ in your mind about what you suspected you’d find when you plotted this film’s progression from pre-production to post?

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KEN PLUME: Kazakhstan is situated right above Uzbekistan, the site for one of the bloodiest anti-government protests in Central Asia, hundreds of innocent people literally mowed down by government forces as the nation’s dictator, Islam Karimov, gave the directive to do so. Uzbekistan is enjoying the benefits of working with the United States by allowing detainees to be “interrogated” and “questioned,” and no doubt tortured, on Uzbek soil. Do you think Kazakhstan has the huevos to step up, do what’s right, one-up those Uzbekian lightweights and show them what oppression really means?

BORAT:

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##We’d like to thank Fox Online Publicity for all of their help in setting up this interview.

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Just unmitigated magic right there, kids. Never let it be said I don’t have it in me to take the piss out of a situation every now and then.

As well, there are some legitimate interviews who have really helped make this first year at Quick Stop worth all the effort I put into it on a weekly basis. Two people, actually, come to my mind as those who embody the essence of the conversational style in which I conduct my interviews: Darren Aronofsky and Andy Dick. The two couldn’t be more diametrically different from one another but if you were to look at the substance of each interview you could see that the thing I desperately try to do with every interview is keep it conversational. No, I don’t care about finding out gossipy bullshit. No, I don’t really care to know their stance on human rights in China. No, I could care less about what any individual does with their money. What matters, though, and this is key, is I start every interview with a genuine interest in the person and in the work itself. From there, I have a sheet of notes and pointers but everything is based by the sentence that has come before it. There’s nothing worse, and I am guilty of it, than shoehorning your question into a conversation. It should float to the surface naturally, on its own, and if you’ve done your work beforehand there are ways of making sure it slides in without a bump in speech.

From Andy Dick, then, there was a comment I made about the way in which his comedy comes off in general and of what people have come to ask of the man who, publicly, has been seen as a live wire:

CS: And people expect a certain kind of “Dickness,” if I may say so, and”¦

DICK: Yeah! They expect a certain vulgarity, a certain clowny goofiness but, to be honest with you, my roots are in grounded subtlety. My comedy roots really, believe it or not, are in grounded, subtle, almost sweet, and precious, comedy moments that are very real. Like Bob Newhart, Shelley Berman, Mike Nichols and Elaine May. I was trained at Second City and ImprovOlympic where the motto is, “Truth in Comedy.” The comedy there was very grounded in reality.

I was just recording an episode of the Simpsons yesterday, playing myself. They said to me”¦I just have one line”¦and I just basically am Andy Dick trying to fit into the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and my line is, “Oh, I’m blue collar, I’m totally blue collar, my dad owns a shovel.” And I did it just like that. Really quiet. And they went, “Um, ok. Bigger! You can’t be too big in a cartoon.” And I’m like, “Ok. I’m blue collar. I’m TOTALLY blue collar, my dad owns a SHOVEL!”

They’re like, “Really Andy Dick it up! Andy Dick it up! Bigger!”

“I’M BLUE COLLAR. I’M TOTALLY BLUE COLLAR, MY DAD OWNS A SHOVEL!”

And they’re like, “We love it.” What happens is the media, the people, the producers, the directors, the industry, the town, the audience, pushes you, pushes you, pushes you to be bigger, bigger, bigger. It’s up to the actor or the artist to say, “You know what? This is all you’re getting. Because this is how I want to be. This is how I want the character to be. This is all you’re getting.”

And that’s why, a lot of the times, the big actors are so great”¦they’re so subtle. But sometimes it’s just because being big or being excitable is not in their repertoire. They’re just too cool for school. But, other times, it’s because they’re great actors and they’re making a conscious choice to keep it real and keep it subtle. Once “the guys upstairs” see that you can do the big stuff they don’t want you to be subtle. They just want you to be big, loud and goofy.

I was watching Robin Williams last night on Leno. He started off funny and manic and he got more and more manic until, by the end, he was screaming so much and so loud that he popped his throat. You could hear that he hurt his vocal chords.

CS: God”¦

DICK: That’s what happens. The audience laughs at your manic-ness and they’re going to stop laughing unless you up the ante and go even more crazy and that’s a trap we fall into as comedians. We’re so desperate to get that laugh that we’ll just keep screaming louder, dancing harder and faster until we’re sweating and panting with blisters on our feet and vocal chords. Yeah, it’s a problem that I have.

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This interview has always stayed with me because I cannot look at the man and not think back to when he told me this about what other people in power want from him. He has to do it because it pays the bills but it’s just unbelievingly frank and open talk like this that makes all the transcribing of audio after the interview is done, worthwhile. I may not catch these things on the fly but uncovering these gems are a blessing when you get them.

So, too, then with the crowning achievement this past year with one of the best, and again, no superlative bullcrap aside, written, acted and directed movies in the past decade. Only given fifteen minutes from Darren, where nearly a year before I was laughed off the phone when he made the rounds to tell people how the editing was going, and I tried to be one of the sites to get some phone time with the man as the words “poop shoot” surely sunk my chances of that happening, when the film finally came out I still hang my writing hat on those little minutes. To hear Darren speak about his work so casually, to not have any front of being the kind of auteur that could probably afford to do so, you start to admire the guy’s sheer tenacity as an individual, as a person, to stay with a project long after he could have easily given it up with nary any person denying that he every right to do so. He’s just a person who wanted to do something and he’s a person who believes in the idea that death is something a lot of people in the western world would just care not to deal with. His comments about what the movie, at its core, means just sum up why it is that I am one of the luckiest people to be here writing for this site:

STIPP: Do you think”¦myself I have two daughters, and it wasn’t until I had them when I started to feel pings of my own mortality. I’m scared to do a lot of things and I think I have a problem with death. As you were working on this did you find that, as a society, we have a problem with death? With talking about it, accepting it?

ARONOFSKY: I think we’ve completely hidden it”¦Ignore it and face it with complete hubris even though it’s going to win. Eventually it wins over everyone.

We just completely deny it.

That was the interesting thing”¦When me and Rachel and Hugh would go to these hospices we would meet these caretakers and doctors and they would all say something astounding which was a lot of these young people when they got closer to death”¦something amazing started to happen to them; something similar [to what happens] to Izzie in the sense that they started to see something infinite in the finite reality in front of them but they had no vocabulary to talk about it. They had no way of explaining of what was going on because there’s just no education, and there’s no spiritual support structure in the west to help us with it.

So, as they’re going down this path the ironic thing is that the families, who are healthy, are so indoctrinated into western medicine and science are like, “You’ve got to fight. You’ve got to keep fighting. You’ve got to fight.”

Even when, at a certain point, there is no more of a fight. It’s over.

And that’s the line that’s really hard; it’s when it’s ok to let go because, ultimately, it IS ok to let go because eventually we’re all going to die. But a lot of these people, a lot of these families, become really really tough and what happens, the tragedy of it all, that the person who’s dying actually dies in a much more lonely place because they can’t at all communicate with their families. And THAT, to me was the tragedy. That informed the whole plot of the film.

In THE FOUNTAIN you have Izzie who is actually approaching some type of understanding and trying to reach her husband who is just doing the typical, normal response of like, “No, I’m going to solve this problem. I’m going to fix it and you’ve got to keep fighting.”

So, I think in the west right now we’re completely cut off from having any type of tool or any way of understanding that what makes us human and what makes us alive is that we will die and mortality is actually a part of our humanity”¦and that dying can actually be a part of our spiritual path.

[Darren smiles]

How about that? Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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Darren was just affable in ways that defy common US Weekly logic but make perfect sense in this realm here: we’re all just people. Some celebutards would have you believe it is all about the money and the glitz and the horrible stories about how wonderful it was to work with this or that person. At the core of it all, none of that matters but what can matter is how one person’s art, diffused through their personality, means something to them.

I toil in these things called interviews and I’m happy that I have one of the best gigs going as a reviewer of movie trailers but it’s every one of you out there who point and click that make it worthwhile and it’s the support of Ken Plume and everything that he’s done this year to try and make this a place worth visiting every day that just keep me coming back every week, regardless of how much I am positive there is no one reading this column judging by the lack of reader mail, to bring you my thoughts on the matter.

So, Happy 1st Anniversary, Quick Stop. May the publicists be friendlier this year, may the interview subjects be more plentiful and may God help me to try and land that one person from the thing from that film that’s opening next week which may or may not end up being huge…

Noctural Admissions: Movie Review – A Mightly Heart and Evening

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:42 am

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Oscar Wilde once wrote that only a reader with a heart of stone could refrain from laughing at the death of Dickens’s Little Nell.

At a critics’ screening of Evening, the critics showed themselves not to have hearts of stone. They laughed in unison when Glenn Close burst into wrenching weeping over the death of a relative.

And this was the second crying jag in as many weeks to elicit laughter. Just seven days earlier I laughed out loud at the caterwauling of A Mighty Heart‘s Angelina Jolie over the death of her character’s husband, a shrill high pitched aria not unlike a fire drill or a bomb siren. The film should be called A Mighty Wind, for that and other reasons.

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Easily vying for the title of worst films of the year so far, these two releases are illustrative of certain corners that writers write themselves into. A Mighty Heart is a root a kidnapping tale. In other words, the bulk of the film is dedicated to people standing around waiting for the phone to ring with ransom instructions, all saying the same thing that they have said in innumerable previous kidnapping films. Evening is a death bed movie, perhaps even more boring of a genre. Even worse, it is a dying-person-remembers-the-past movie, so the narrative alternates between the depressing present and the cause of that depression, the past. This sort of thing has only be done well once, by Alain Resnais, in Providence, one of the greatest films ever made, part of the reason for its greatness is that the “memories” are all “false” (in fact, the dying guy is writing a novel in his head).

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A Mighty Heart is, of course, the tale of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl and his kidnapping in Karachi after being set up for an interview that turns out to be faked (one of the many holes in the film is that it fails to explain just why Pearl was so hot to do this interview, his “last,” dramatically conveniently enough, before leaving). The movie versions of the Pearls are horrible; Pearl is a preening elite who has made his love for his wife something of a life’s work; and Ms Pearl is a bossy, unpleasant person. Director Michael Winterbottom, who is something of a British Oliver Stone, is prone to covering hot spots, but here, as usual, and like Stone, his set ups are transparent. For example, an FBI agent is set up as a bureaucratic baddie. Just as Ms. Pearl says to the increasing number of officials crowding into her house that she hopes they can all share information, the FBI agent gets a call on her cellular and, saying that she has to take the call, demands that the room be cleared. Really? She couldn’t just step outside? Well, no, because that would violate Winterbottom’s bias. Later, a TV reporter (and all TV reporters are shallow, while only print journalists have dignity of profession) asks (rightly in my mind, since people are curious about such things), if Ms. Pearl has seen the tape of her husband’s execution. She gets all huffy and irate, demanding to know how he could ask such a question. I don’t know, but I am sure the incident is made up. In any case, Ms. Pearl said on Fresh Air this week that she indeed had seen the tape, and gave a good reason for doing so. But it serves Winterbottom’s ends to show her indignant.

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Winterbottom also strives for a Soberbergh style effect from such films as Traffic. The camera roves realistically through crowded streets, and there are jump cuts. The film’s whole affect is one of listening in on events. But what the viewer needs is clarity and guidance, especially with such a complicated tale.

Vanessa Redgrave

Evening is a chick flick but from a source that I had also assumed was high art. It is based on a novel by Susan Minot, another east coast elite who has published five or six books. Not having read any of them, I assumed that she was a respected literary novelist. The translation of the book to the film suggests that, perhaps stripped of the prose, she is not that far in effect from Jennifer Weiner. While Vanessa Redgrave is dying from some undisclosed disease, her two daughters (Toni Collette, Natasha Richardson), giving watch, are bickering with each other. Wholly unrelated in every way, a parallel story occurs, the tale of some important transition in Redgrave’s life, the wedding day of her then best friend (Mamie Gummer), as offered up in flashbacks presumably running through the dying woman’s mind. In this tale, which takes place in some spotless, unlived-in past among social elites, the young Redgrave, played by Claire Danes. While there for the wedding, Danes quasi falls in love with the male hunk everyone is in love with (a doctor, played by Patrick Wilson), and out of love with the bride’s sexually confused brother (Hugh Dancy). When Dancy drunkenly kisses Wilson’s character, I said, perhaps too loud, Yes, of course, naturally (the film is co-produced by Minot and fellow novelist Michael Cunningham; the trailer is very misleading when it says that the film is “from the author of The Hours, though the statement is technically true).

Evening Danes

The film is directed lifelessly by Lajos Koltai, a cinematographer of long standing and some repute. But from the first 12 seconds, with its tinkling seesaw piano score and tiny white whispering credits against a black background (this is serious art, you see), I was bored. The “philosophy” of the film is also ultimately rather passimisitc, and probably not what chick flick fans want. Streep’s character more or less says at the end that life is shit and then you die (the trailer only quotes her as saying, “We are mysterious creatures, aren’t we,” sure to entice chick flick viewers with flattery) If the flashback track of the film is slightly less boring, it is because something at least almost happens (some drunken speeches, a fatal car accident), even if it is among people we care little about. But, like A Mighty Heart, at least Evening is good for one mighty belly laugh.

QSE News: 6/22/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:30 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgWriter/Director Wes Craven is suing his neighbor, comedian Pauly Shore, for damages to Craven’s house and property.  In the lawsuit, Craven claims that Shore’s remodel of his home weakened the ground causing a landslide that damaged Craven’s property.  Craven is demanding that Shore pay for all repairs to his home and land, as well as money for “mental anguish,” which Craven claims he suffered after accidentally watching part of Jury Duty.
  • Comedian Jimmy Kimmel was rushed to the hospital on Wednesday night to have an emergency appendectomy.  The host of Jimmy Kimmel Live is said to be doing well after the surgery and he hopes to return to his show next week.  Representatives for Kimmel are stressing that the injury was in fact an appendectomy and was not the result Kimmel’s girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, “accidentally” stabbing the host with her belted-on wiener.

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 6/22/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:09 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • It’s Bat-Friday here at Bat-Quick Stop, so let’s kick things off with the Bat-theme to Batman(Thingamabob)
  • “Hey Joker, a batarang surprise!”… (Thingamabob)
  • And we wrap up in class with the opening to Batman: The Animated Series(Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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June 21, 2007

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 6/21/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:36 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • A groping course from the officers of Reno 911!(Thingamabob)
  • A look at the new George of the Jungle cartoon… (Thingamabob)

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QSE News: 6/21/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:35 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgActor John Travolta has stated publicly that he thinks psychiatry and psychotropic drugs are dangerous. Travolta continued to say that psychotropic drugs are behind many of the school shootings in recent years. Psychiatrists across the country have expressed ambivalence to Travolta’s remarks because “Who the hell in their right mind would pay attention to THAT guy?”
  • Marc Forster has been tapped to direct the next installment of the popular James Bond film franchise.  Forster, who directed the films Monster’s Ball and Finding Neverland, will be making his first attempt at an “action” film.  While details of the plot are being kept under wraps, it has been announced that the two leading female characters will be named Eddie Allotacock and Harriet Vajay.

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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June 20, 2007

Nocturnal Admissions: TV Review, The Sopranos

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:35 am

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Among the hubbub of excitement attendant upon the airing of the final episode of The Sopranos – the black-garbed mourning, the vexed questions about the final show’s last seconds, the online forum feeding frenzies, and the pundit throat-clearing – there was one element that received curiously little attention. The show’s penultimate episode brought to near-resolution one of the many themes and subplots that gripped the nation over the program’s nine years, 86 episodes, and (officially, anyway) six seasons, and the response was, well, baffling. Culturally speaking, that is.

This refers, of course, to the A. J. Issue. Readers will recall that Anthony junior was always a problem child. Throughout the years he went from lazy butterball to sullen back-talking teen to failed lover and stepfather to, finally, suicidal leftie protester with a special interest in the injustice of the war in Iraq. You could always rely on A.J. to do, say, or think the most selfish thing possible at any given moment. On popular Sopranos forums such as Television Without Pity, special hatred was reserved for this spoiled scion of hoodlums. It was Tony Soprano taking out a hit on Dr. Spock.

The Sopranos is a show whose fans pour over it like a fortuneteller over tealeaves, and no facial expression, cultural allusion, or throwaway remark goes unnoticed and subsequently analyzed ad infinitum. Not that A. J.’s boorish behavior was ever that subtle.

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Nationwide A. J. hate reached its apotheosis in the next to last episode of The Sopranos, which aired on June 3. At one point Tony goes into A. J.’s bedroom, where he is lying in bed while his “just friends” girlfriend Rhiannon (Emily Wickersham) is doing a search about political matters on the computer. After kicking out Rhiannon, Tony reveals that “Uncle Bobby’s dead.” Instead of being willing to help his family in a life-or-death time of need, A. J. throws attitude. “This is really depressing to me,” he complains. “I was already having so much trouble maintaining.” This proves too much for Tony who abruptly drags the youth out of bed, wrecking a telephone and a CD player along the way, and throws him into the closet, where he leaves A. J. a quivering, weeping wreck, giving his son but a few minutes to get packed and prepared to leave.

Fans were ecstatic. The nation seemed to rise as one in joyous approval of Tony’s rage. Characteristic of most posters was the contributor who wrote, “Finally somebody had enough of that whiny piece of garbage! I got up and cheered when Tony dragged that punk across the floor and told him to pack a bag. DUDE, your whole damn family is under attack and your uncle just got killed and you’re worried about your depression levels? “¦ Please don’t anyone ever suggest AJ could go into mob life. I would be surprised if this kid could survive anything.”

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But a silent minority may have found this reaction rather extreme and wholly inconsistent with some earlier real world explosions of rage at spoiled youth and its parenting. Wasn’t it just two months earlier that the nation was up in arms over Alec Baldwin calling his daughter Ireland a “rude, thoughtless little pig”? The 30 Rock actor is engaged in a custody dispute with his ex-wife Kim Basinger, and was angry at his daughter for missing one of their regularly schedule cross-country telephone conversations. Telling Ireland in a phone message that she doesn’t have “the brains or the decency as a human,” he warns her that he is going to fly to the west coast and “straighten” her out. Baldwin’s words, leaked to the Internet gossip site The TMZ , inspired raw national disapproval of the actor for what TMZ among many others sarcastically called “incredible parenting skills.” Yet little Ireland’s iPods and Uggs didn’t go flying across the room as her father grabbed her by the ponytail and thrashed her. In fact, we don’t know what he did, if anything.

In addition, moralists have no problem rooting for the public humiliation of other wild children of the media. When Lindsay Lohan started pulling a Monroe on the set of Georgia Rule last summer, producer James G. Robinson sent her an excoriating letter that somehow found its way to the media. In part, Robinson, head of Morgan Creek, wrote in the letter, printed in full on The Smoking Gun, that Lohan’s behavior was “discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional,” and that Lohan “acted like a spoiled child” and “alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality” of the film. Again, the public warmed to the public spanking the 70-year-old executive administered to the then-20-year-old starlet.

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OK, so what’s the difference? Why does Tony Soprano, a fictional gangster who has killed numerous characters over the years, get a pass, while Baldwin, an esteemed actor going through an uncomfortably public brawl with an ex-wife, is excoriated by pundits and platitudinists who in reality know little about the nature of his marriage, his parenting, or his problems?

Well, for one thing, viewers feel that they “know” Tony and A. J. and the others whom they touch. This is testimony to Sopranos creator David Chase and the various writers he has employed over the years (Chase and Matthew Weiner wrote the A. J. episode), who created viewer intimacy with characters unique in its intensity. The Sopranos, often acting as a sort of thermometer inserted into the body politic, captured the ambivalence that America may feel about its offspring. A rooting interest in A. J.’s comeuppance not only held the show together, among many other threads, but tapped into otherwise unbidden parental frustrations. (Also, another factor that makes a difference is that Ireland is a female, and America seems to recoil, publicly anyway, from daughter mistreatment of any kind.)

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In The Sopranos, television did what television does best (when allowed to). It created a whole world around a group of fictional characters whose problems and reactions to them were achingly real and clumsy. Though set in the tense morally compromised world of crime, The Sopranos dealt with issues that many modern American families face, from spoiled children to marital woes to income decreases to therapeutic intervention. In fact, the Sopranos weren’t all that different in spirit from the Loud family, subject of a 1973 reality television series on PBS. What the Louds, not to mention the Bunkers, were to 1970s America, the Sopranos were to Americans at the turn of a dire century. It will be interesting to see what, if any, television show in the future captures the hours and the times with the same intensity and intimacy.

By the way, don’t worry about any real lasting harm to A. J. from Tony’s hands-on perorations. When last seen, A. J. was in the movie business, driving too fast through the Jersey streets in his new BMW and picking up his high school aged fashion model girlfriend.

QSE News: 6/20/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:33 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgActress Keri Russell has given birth to her first child. A boy, River Russell Deary, was born on June 9 in a New York City hospital. Although it is still early, many of Russell’s family and friends have said “the baby is already a better actor than his mom and looks waaaayyy cuter with short hair.”

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 6/20/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:30 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • A rare bit of The Tonight Show, Part 1… (Thingamabob)
  • A little piece on Rocky & Bullwinkle(Thingamabob)

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June 19, 2007

Nocturnal Admissions: TV Review, three Laws and Order

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:46 am

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Readers will recall my column from a few times back about the weird coincidence of Rules of Engagement and How I Met Your Mother airing episodes with the same plot on the same. Yes, it would be helpful if more shows did that, but they don’t “¦ or do they?

A quick bit of research reveals that, yes, this Amazing Coincidence has happened again, just this season. Each entrant in the Law and Order franchise, the shows that rip their stories from the headlines and then disclaim this truth in an opening title card, has aired an episode based on the case of Ted Haggard, the former evangelical preacher attached to the New Life Church, who was caught up in a meth and gay sex scandal. The original Law and Order aired “Church” on February 9th; Law and Order: Criminal Intent aired “Brother’s Keeper: on February 20th; and Law and Order: Special Victims Unit aired “Sin” on March 27th. Each of them is a variation on the Haggard case.

All these programs are produced by Dick Wolf, who must be quite a busy fellow not to notice what was happening, but do any of the writers talk to each other? How could such a coincidence occur, especially after the first one aired? Are bizarre cases really that short in supply? Aren’t the writers in competition with each other? Do their childish hands all reach out in unison for the same tabloid tales hot off the presses, with Wolf, like an exasperated parent, appeasing them by saying, “OK, OK, you can all have a piece of this one”? There is probably a similar competition over there at CBS among its CSI folk.

The original Law and Order is a show with such a seemingly strong premise that it can withstand multiple cast changes over its, thus far, 17 years on NBC. Based unofficially on a short-lived early 1960s ABC show called Arrest and Trial, its bifurcated narrative strategy (first the crime, then the trial) unburdens its cast members of excessive weekly labors. The eight-year-old Law and Order: Special Victims Unit was an early spin off, a straightforward policier incorporating a cast member from the cultish but cancelled Homicide: Life on the Streets. The six-season-old Law and Order: Criminal Intent is still another variation on the L&O template. While still maintaining the franchise’s essential characteristics – a quasi-realism born of its New York settings, and its hatred of defense lawyers – CI began as a modernization of Sherlock Holmes, in which a puzzle-solving brainiac is observed in his deductions by a more meat and potatoes minded companion.

All the L&O Haggards are varied and each illuminates its franchise’s differing approaches to crime stories. Law and Order‘s Haggard is played by franchise regular Anson Mount. SVU‘s is played by former sitcom star Tim Daly. And in a bit of novelty casting, Tom Arnold plays the CI Haggard. The CI treatment also incorporates broad elements of a 2006 conflict between Haggard and University of Oxford Professor Richard Dawkins. SVU and CI play up the male escort website angle, while Law and Order and CI place some of the characters in the world of acting.

Mount on Law and Order

Law and Order‘s version walks us (usually literally, given the show’s signature if unlikely walk-and-talk police interviews) through the murder of a gay actor, who turns out to have been a consort of Mount’s reverend Sterling. After some wasted public dollars on a wrong suspect, Assistant DA McCoy (Sam Waterston) finally figures out that the murder is someone close to Sterling, out to protect the church as a whole. In Law and Order there is usually some kind of legal crux and in this case it’s the sanctity of confession, but given the case’s eventual outcome, this amounts to a red herring, which the series in its dotage now all too often resorts to.

Daly on SVU

Arguably the most popular of the three, SVU, as befits its premise, concentrates on “the children.” The episode’s Reverend Curtis of New Souls Church has 10 kids; some of them go to Iraq to fight, while some of them work out their theatrical inclinations by working on a Satan’s House; and in the end, the Reverend was nobly seeking only to protect his own child. There is a legal crux when the pesky 5th and 14th amendments get in the way of a righteous bust, but after a few complex red herrings and flourishes of misdirection, the killer turns out to be yet another congregation official forsaking the law for a higher purpose. Unlike in the other two franchises, in SVU‘s the Haggard representative happens not to be gay.

Arnold on Criminal Intent

Sadly, the Haggard case underscores some of the increasing flaws in the baby of the family, CI. The show’s first three seasons were excellent, and each mystery, prefaced by a clue-ridden teaser, was surprisingly clever, the show’s Holmes, Major Case Squad detective Robert Goren (played by a tic-infested Vincent D’Onofrio), eventually disentangling the real mystery buried beneath the surface puzzles. Now the show feels at sea, and has imported two new detectives to alternate with Goren and his partner Alex Eames (Kathryn Erbe), thrusting the show’s plots closer to the black and white morality of the crime half of Law and Order itself. And it can’t resist a soap opera subplot with Goren’s ongoing burden of a schizoid mother and a homeless brother.

As with the MotherRules coincidence, the three L&Os’ exploitation of the Haggard case highlights subtle and not so subtle differences among the shows. The original Law and Order is about the quirks of the law. SVU trades in a higher irony and in the intersection of criminal law and everyday morality. The colder CI, having forsaken the sublime puzzles of its earlier years, falls more into the fold of the original series. SVU, as befits its title, shows the most sympathy for the victims, and even the victimizers, which may account for its higher ratings. It also has the most twists, which used to be the prerogative of CI. Law and Order‘s account of the case is the most formulaic within both traditional television and the laws and orders of the franchise itself.

Toy Box: Hasbro Marvel Legends Series 2

Filed under: Columns,Toy Box — admin @ 4:44 am

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When Hasbro first obtained the Marvel license, one of the issues that plenty of folks were hoping would be corrected by them was distribution. Toybiz did a mighty fine job on Marvel Legends, but it seemed to be a complete crap shoot as to when – and often, if – your store would ever get them in. One chain might get them in weeks before another, and worse, one area of the country could see them months before another. That was just downright annoying, and Hasbro managed to avoid any of those issues with their first wave of ML figures.Unfortunately, with wave 2 it seems that they are swimming in the same pool of distribution muck as was Toybiz. I finally…FINALLY…found a full set of these after other parts of the country have been happily playing along with them for months now. Prior to this, I had one sighting of one of the eight figures at a local Wal-mart, and that was weeks ago. The third wave is actually due to hit anytime, but I won’t be holding my breathe to see them any time soon.

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Hasbro Marvel Legends Series 2 – She-Hulk, Xorn, X3 Juggernaut and Ultimate Wolverine

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There are eight figures in total in this second wave. I’ll be covering four here today (She Hulk, Xorn, Ultimate Wolverine and Juggernaut), with the other four being covered tonight at my other site, MROTW. Those four would include Thor, X3 Jean Gray, Yellowjacket and Quicksilver. Collect all eight and you can put together the Build A Figure (BAF) of the Blob.

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These are now hitting Target’s in pretty decent quantities, but it’s still very hit or miss which stores have them. At ten bucks a pop, you’ll be dropping a wad of cash to get all the pieces to the fat guy, and I’m not sure any BAF is worth eighty bucks.

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Packaging – ***1/2
I know some folks have hated the new packages, but I’m still a fan. There’s a ton of personalization here, with plenty of character specific graphics on the front of each. The bubble/cardback design is so sturdy it’s practicallly a clamshell, yet you can rip into it without a knife. Yea, they’re still a bit oversized and a bitch for any MOCers to store, but generally speaking, I like the direction.

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Sculpting – Xorn ***1/2; She Hulk, Ultimate Wolverine, Juggernaut ***
The majority of the sculpts are solid, but the paint work doesn’t support many of them. That’s too bad, since folks can get a bad impression of the sculpt work from a quick glance.

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Juggs is a perfect example. I think the head sculpt is actually quite good, but it’s very hard to see under the awful eyebrows and hair. It appears that they managed to pull off the actual actor’s likeness, certainly as well as they did with series 1 Beast, but it’s tough to tell. He’s sculpted in the smaller scale of the X-men movie lines (at just under 7 inches tall he might seem to big, but remember, he was huge in the movie), and has some pretty interesting unique hand sculpts.

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The Wolverine almost has the constipated look, but they managed to get away from it a bit by going with some seriously snarling eyes and eyebrows. I really like the expression, which is unusual for something so extreme, but with the awful paint work again it’s hard to be sure how good the sculpt really is. His scale is in line with other recent Wolverines, making him smaller than the regular figures, but he’s not quite as tiny as some recent versions, standing about 6 inches tall. The sculpted claws look good, although they suffer from the usual plastic warping.

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She Hulk has a beautiful face sculpt, showing that you can make pretty female ML figures, but she’s got a bit of the NECA hair going on. It looks worse in close ups though than it does in person, and has some good detail for this scale. Again, they’ve done some nice sculpting on the hands, and she’s at a good height for posing with the rest of the series at about 7 1/4 inches tall.

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Last but not least in anyway is Xorn. He’s my fav of the bunch in this category, with some very nice detail work on the helmet, underlying face, and even the chain/chest. Again, there’s some paint issues, but at least on this figure I could see past most of them to find the underlying quality of the sculpt. His hands have unique poses too, which is a huge plus. None of these figures have simple fist or open hand poses that are just reused. Instead, they all have interesting and different poses, unique to their characters. Xorn stands just a hair over 6 inches tall, falling into the middle range of figures.

Paint – Xorn, She Hulk ***; Ultimate Wolverine **; Juggernaut *1/2
Ah yes, the paint. With the first wave, the big complaint with the paint was largely with what was NOT painted. The shiny, cast-in-the-color plastics used for large areas tended to be cheap looking. Unfortunately, the paint ops that we do get this time around are often poorly executed.

Of the set, my She Hulk and Xorn had the fewest issues. There’s still a bit of slop here and there, and the dry brushing they added to She Hulk’s hair may or may not have been such a terrific idea. But the eyes, lips, hairlines and other small details are relatively clean. This isn’t the kind of work that would stand up next to good specialty market toys, but it’s reasonable when compared to most other mass market stuff.

Xorn’s Magneto face isn’t quite as nice as the rest of him though, with the color cast plastic skin looking a bit too shiny and cheap. I don’t expect most folks to pose him without the helmet though, since it makes up so much of his personality. It’s also extremely well painted, with a nice dark wash used to bring out the sculpting details and very clean lines around the eyes.

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Ah, but then we get Wolverine and Juggernaut. Juggs has two eyebrows the size of snakes, writhing over his eye sockets. Add to that the expression of surprise in which they’ve been painted, and you have a recipe for ruining any sculpt underneath. Ah, but his bad paint job doesn’t end there. Take off the helmet and you get Hasbro’s attempt at his uber short buzz cut. It appears as though they’ve dipped his bald pate in crap. Literally. And they didn’t even take the time to do it evenly.

Move down to his torso, and you get some awful work on the chest, arm and belly hair. Again, it looks more like dirt than hair, and given the choice, I’d vote to skip it altogether on this figure.

Wolverine’s only saving grace is actually his arm hair. This is something that is normally poorly done, and you can look no further than the aforementioned Juggs for proof. But I really like how they handled the very small lines of hair on his arms, and it confuses me as to why they could do this, but couldn’t handle Jugg’s eyebrows.

Unfortunately, Wolverine’s face paint drags the figure back down again. The hair line isn’t just uneven, I have a whole side edge that’s missing paint! The eyes, brows and teeth are all sloppy, and he’s certainly not a ten buck figure with this kind of work.

To add to all the issues with the small details across the line, there’s still the issue of the casting the plastic in the color of choice. On Xorn and She Hulk this works out better than it does on Wolverine and Juggernaut, and I think that’s because the color that works the worst in this type of casting is normal skin tone. Since those two figures don’t have any (I’m pretending you’re leaving Xorn’s helmet on), they end up looking better.

Articulation – Xorn, Ultimate Wolverine ***; She Hulk **1/2; Juggernaut **
Marvel Legends have always set some sort of standard – good and bad – when it comes to articulation. If you hate articulation in your ‘action’ figures, then these aren’t for you. But if you like to see what can be done in this scale with a great design, you’re looking in the right place.

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All of these figures have very similar articulation – ball jointed shoulders and hips, double jointed knees, pin and post elbows, pin and swivle ankles, pin wrists, cut waist, clicky chest, and even a psuedo ball jointed neck. I say psuedo, because these are the standard ML necks that have a pin, so that the head can tilt forward and backward along with turning. However, unlike a true ball joint, there’s no tilt. I’ll point out any additions or reductions in this sort of standard set up as I mention each figure.

Once again, Juggernaut was the biggest disappointment in this area He’s got all those joints, no problem, and in fact adds cut calves to the picture, but I had one Hell of a time getting any sort of reasonable poses. The legs and hips were the biggest issue, and even with the ball joints they simply wouldn’t move into reasonable places. You can have all the articulation in the world, but if you have trouble just finding a pose that can keep the figure standing, that’s not good. And while he adds the cut leg articulation, he has only pin elbows with no peg inserted into the bicep.

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Wolverine didn’t have nearly the same issues with posing. He loses the joint on the arm side of the shoulder ball (clearly for aesthetic reasons), but has the peg and pin elbow to allow the lower arm to turn. There’s no swivel to the ankle, and because of the design of the boots it operates only as a cut joint.

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She Hulk has some serious issues with her leg articulation as well, although eventually I was able to get them to work in a few poses. The arms and hands were much better at posing, but she loses the arm side joint at the shoulder ball, the cut waist, and even the rocker aspect of the ankle. Her hair pretty much completely removes the usefulness of the neck joint, but that’s not particularly uncommon. Still, she’s one of the least articulated Marvel Legends so far.

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Finally, there’s Xorn. Like Wolverine, he poses pretty well, but there was still more effort involved in getting the leg joints in just the right place to keep him standing and make him look interesting. He adds a cut joint at the calves, along with double jointed elbows.

The articulation is a huge selling point for this line of figures, and I do believe that Hasbro has improved the quality of the joints themselves. They stick less, and are far less likely to rip or break under tension. Still, the joints have to actually work for them to be much of any real use, and quite a few of these figures have real issues when it comes to finding multiple great looking poses.

Accessories – Ultimate Wolverine, Juggernaut, Xorn **1/2; She Hulk **
For most of these figures, there’s really only one accessory – their piece of the Blob. This BAF is much smaller than past BAF’s at just 8 1/2 inches tall (compare that to Sentinal’s height of 15 inches!), but he’s still pretty damn cool once you get him all together.

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Of course, that’s the trick. You’ll need to spend eighty bucks plus tax and/or shipping to get him, so that’s mighty expensive for a figure. On top of that, if you’re not interested in building the Blob, than what accessories are here are useless to you.

Once you get past the basic Blob parts, there are a couple more accessories. Juggernaut and Xorn both have removable helmets, so I’m boosting they’re score slightly because of it. Wolverine also gets a slight boost here, because he gets both large halves of the torso, making up in plastic what he lacks in amount.

Fun Factor – ***
Okay, they aren’t so perfect for collectors, but kids will still find these great fun. That is if they actually know who any of them are. I supposed that the Movie Juggs has potential, but considering that he’s the lamest of these four, it’s certainly wasted potential.

Value – *1/2
Ten bucks? What did I pay ten bucks for? A basic mass produced action figure with really one accessory – a chunk of the blob. And considering how much smaller this BAF is then BAF’s of waves gone by, I gotta say that we’re getting charged at least two bucks, maybe three, too much. Unless you spend eighty bucks, the accessory is completely worthless to you, so for the person just looking for a couple of these guys, they’re getting seriously pinched.

Things to Watch Out For –
Paint of course. Some of the joints were stuck, but they are sturdy enough that freeing them up shouldn’t raise too much of a risk.

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Overall – Xorn ***; She Hulk, Ultimate Wolverine **1/2; Juggernaut **
Of this set, Xorn was the only one I thought really stood out. I don’t mind adding him to the line up, and for such a B (or C or D) character, he really was a nice surprise. I’m not thrilled with the head underneath the mask, but I’ll only be displaying him that way anyhoo.

She Hulk is going to be well liked by lots of folks, at least until they take her out of the package. I finally did find a pose I like, but the articulation really made her a tough poser. Still, it’s not like we’ve been treated to any better versions of her in this scale.

If your a huge Wolverine fan, grab this Ultimate version. He’s nothing to be staying up late and writing long letters home over, but the sculpt and articulation are solid. If you can find one with a reasonable paint job, all the better for you.

And Juggernaut? Unless you absolutely have to get all the X3 figures you can lay your hands on, skip him. Bad paint and worse articulation annoyed the Hell out of me. Who really liked this character design all that much anyway?

But if you want the Blob – and there are good reasons to want the Blob – then you’ll just have to stomach buying the full set and find something to do with the ones that are bad (Juggs) or merely uninteresting (see the other review for a good example). As with series 1, the very best figure in the full bunch is the one you have to buy all of them to get.

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Where to Buy –
As I said earlier, your best bet right now is the local Target store.

Related Links –
I’ve had more than a few ML reviews:

– Let’s start with the reviews of series 1, first at MROTW and then here at QSE.

– you’ll want to check out my review of the other four figures at MROTW.

– Hasbro has also released several of the 12″ Marvel Legends Icons, including Punisher and Doom, and my favorite, Thor.
And if you still pine for the days Toybiz –

– in the 12″ Icons line, there’s Spider-man and Beast, Wolverine and Venom.

– The Face Offs series 1 (with Hulk/Leader in one review and the other two sets in another) and series 2 both had guest reviews.

– there’s the guest review of the Fearsome Foes of Spider-man boxed set, Urban Legends box set, X-men Legends boxed set, and the Fantastic Four boxed set, along with my review of the Monsters boxed set.

– The previous Sentinel BAF was guest reviewed.

– then there’s the various series reviews, including the Wal-mart series, series 13, series 12, series 9 (including Galactus), series 8 Captain Marvel and Doc Ock, series 7 Vision, series 6 Juggernaut, Wolverine and Deadpool, series 5 Blade, Nick Fury, Sabertooth and Colossus, along with series 5 Red Skull, Silver Surfer and Mr. Fantastic, series 4 Goliath, Punisher, Beast, Gambit, and Elektra, series 3 Daredevil and then the rest of the series, series 2 Thing and Namor, and finally, from three and a half years ago, the series 1 review.

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review If ….

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:41 am

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Lindsay Anderson’s If “¦ marks that transition in British cinema from the ash-stained drinking glasses and filthy bathrooms of the so-called Kitchen Sink movies of the late 1950s, thru to the mid 1960s, to the more surrealistic 1970s, with its drugs and hippies. Like Performance, it is a benchmark, so far ahead of its time that it is almost rendered old fashioned upon contemporaneous viewing. Anderson’s previous film, This Sporting Life the most sunken of Kitchen Sink movies, bleak, black and white, and starring Richard Harris at his most simian. Subsequent Anderson films, O Lucky Man and Britannia Hospital are much more Bunuelian, nearly to the point of incomprehension. But If “¦, smack in the middle, has a foot in each camp. Indeed, about half the film is in black and white rather than color. The Criterion Collection’s two disc edition of If “¦, which hits the street on June 19th for $39.95, in a stunning transfer (with beautiful photography by Miroslav Ondrícek), gives the viewer ample opportunity to acquaint or re-familiarize himself with this key film, which bubbles with rebellion, resistance, and repression.

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Anderson is one of those rarities, like Truffaut, Peter Bogdanovich and Bertrand Tavernier, a critic turned director. But of course, while writing his criticism (mostly on John Ford), Anderson, just like his comrades, didn’t view himself as a critic per se, but rather as a filmmaker ab ovo. Anderson had full careers equally as a documentarian and as a stage director. Though based on a script by David Sherwin, If “¦ does also include reflections of Anderson himself, Scottish and, as we now know, gay, and thus doubly at odds with prevailing British society.

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The narrative concerns Mick Travis (Malcolm McDowell), unwilling resident of an elite boys school. He has two fellow nonconformist friends, Johnny (David Wood), and the gay Wallace (Richard Warwick), whose conversations often turn to death and decay. The film examines the rigidity of the class system in the school, is frank about the levels of homosexuality present, and is contemptuous of authority, against which the three boys, along with a truck stop girl (Christine Noonan) they meet, rebel, in a series of fantasy sequences.

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This aspect of the film remains the most controversial, but for different reasons in different era. Then, to embrace revolution, even if by the end of a gun, was to welcome change. Today, post-Columbine, the sequence is unsettling to those who don’t perhaps understand or who have repressed memories of the sort of rage that high school or school in general engender in most people. Without endorsing the actions of school assassins, or knowing the direct motivations, one can certainly understand the almost inexpressible anger that educational institutions traffic in, indeed use as a form of control. Though some may find it difficult to cheer when the Headmaster is shot in the head, for those who still husband anger at what they endured in school it is a moment of great liberation, though not without its own form of sadness.

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The disc is packed with supplements. Malcolm McDowell’s audio commentary, which he shares with Anderson expert David Robinson, is priceless. McDowell describes first meeting Anderson (Robinson notes in his parallel track that Anderson fell in love with all his leading actors, including MM), notes that he had a huge crush on Noonan, and that he went into the editing room with Anderson’s blessing to remove stray shots of his penis from the nude wrestling scene. McDowell also reveals that Anderson helped him figure out how to play Alex in A Clockwork Orange, pointing out a moment in If “¦ (which occurs at 1:13:24) and telling McDowell, “Play it like that.”

Cast and Crew

Kicking off disc two is an episode of a Scottish TV show fronted by Kristy Wark, Cast and Crew (42:04), which reunited filmmakers over significant movies. Aired in 2003, this one gathered If “¦ DP Ondricek, editor Ian Rakoff, director’s assistant Stephen Frears, producer Michael Medwin, and screenwriter Sherwin. McDowell appears in a separate interview. Sherwin reveals, among other things, that the script was originally called Crusaders.

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In addition, there is also a new video interview (14:36) with actor Graham Crowden, who played the equally rebellious, if beaten down, History Master, and there is Thursday’s Children (22:08), the Oscar winning short film by Anderson and Guy Brenton, made in 1954, about a school for deaf children, narrated by Richard Burton. Apparently Oscar’s history of favoring children and the disabled stretches back to the dawn of time.

Supplementally speaking, all that’s missing from the disc is Is That All There Is?, a final program that Anderson made about himself in the twilight of his career. Perhaps it will appear on some forthcoming Lindsay Anderson disc from Criterion. Home, Whales of August, a version of Look Back in Anger, and Britannia Hospital have all been released on DVD already, leaving as available potential Criterion’s This Sporting Life, The White Bus, O Lucky Man!, and In Celebration.

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Inside the box is a 32-page insert featuring cast and crew, transfer info, and chapter titles, plus an essay by David Ehrenstein, diary excerpts by writer Sherwin, and interview excerpts with Anderson. There is also a 12-page promotional pamphlet, advertising Criterion’s Technicolor films.

QSE News: 6/19/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:35 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgJulia Roberts has given birth to her third child. Henry Daniel Moder was born Monday at a Los Angeles hospital. When asked for comment, Agelina Jolie responded by saying “I’m happy for Julia and all, but three kids the natural way? There is no way I’d do that to my vaj.”
  • Lawyers for Britney Spears are demanding the removal of a Florida billboard featuring Britney and her shaved head. The billboard is an advertisement for a St. Petersburg morning radio show. The radio station responded by saying the billboard isn’t Spears, rather just a photo of some lunatic, drug addict spiraling out of control.
  • Musician Ringo Starr has agreed to allow his entire catalog of songs to be available for download.  While this many not seem like an big deal, many fans believe that this is a major step in the songs by the Beatles becoming available online.  As far as Starr’s songs go, it is expected that his two biggest sellers will be “Come On, I’m Just A Drummer, Those Other Guys Had All the Talent,” and “[EXPLETIVE DELETED] You, Oko!”

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 6/19/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:31 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • The horrifying Mr. B Natural, Part 1… (Thingamabob)
  • Ever heard of the show It’s About Time?… (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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June 18, 2007

Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review The Good Shepherd, Breach

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am

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Everybody says that they like ’70s American cinema but when modern filmmakers take the trouble to honor the films of their youth no one goes to see them. Three recent examples are Zodiac, Breach, and The Good Shepherd. All three are expensive, well-mounted, serious, moody films about real events and each one adopts different aspects of ’70s films as colors on its palette. Breach‘s look and feel has its roots in All the President’s Men, The Good Shepherd evokes memories of The Godfather Part II, and Zodiac draws on numerous ’70s films set in San Francisco, such as Dirty Harry for its look, especially in its interiors.

All these films “flopped” at the box office, probably because word of mouth said they were slow and anti-dramatic. But guess what? Most of the films from the ’70s now heralded as masterpieces also were flops. And many of them tended to be slow and static. The Paper Chase, for example, one of the few indie style hits of the time, proved on a recent re-viewing to be surprisingly slow paced, ponderous, and oblique in its storytelling, along with passages of shallow, out of date humor.

On the other hand, The Paper Chase was photographed by the great Gordon Willis. And upon reflection, the 1970s may be more a cinematographer’s decade than a director’s. We remember the look of so many of those films better than anything else, from Willis in the Godfather films to John Alonzo in Chinatown to David Watkin in Catch 22, among so many others. Even when the plots were clunky or ill-thought out, the photography saved the day, making memorable cinematic material that might otherwise have appeared even more shallow if given the typical Universal, say, treatment of the day, TV lighting and garish interiors.

For the record, the DPs for the three films under consideration are Harris Savides (Zodiac), Tak Fujimoto (Breach), and Robert Richardson (The Good Shepherd). Zodiac comes out on DVD in July and I’ll probably buy a copy to review it since Paramount seems to have dropped me from its list (while other reviewers I know never review Paramount product yet receive everything the company puts out by rote “¦ end of snit).

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The Good Shepherd came out on DVD from Universal on April 3rd (for $29.95; there is also a full frame and an HD version of the disc), and also Newmarket Press published the script (166 pages, $19.95, ISBN 978 1 55704 774 8). On disc, the film continues to fascinate and move me, and the supplemental scenes, of which there are about 16 minutes worth, encompass a whole subplot that underscores again one thread of the story, that Edward Wilson (Matt Damon) has been betrayed by everyone around him: father, wife, son, and mentors. The Newmarket script has more deleted scenes, plus a slightly different order of events especially at the end. The script clarifies certain facets of the film that for some reason weren’t clear, or at least clear to me, in the theater (for example, what is really going on when Wilson gives a Soviet toady a dollar bill in the Smithsonian).

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The script helped me realize two things. One, that Angelina Jolie was totally miscast as Wilson’s wife (also, the young actor who plays Wilson’s adult son strikes me as a bit over the top). She is dark and aggressive when the character should be blonde and patrician. Then, her sexual aggression toward Wilson would have come as a surprise, and made clear what is hinted at in the finished film, that members of his secret society meet annually in part to find mates for each other, to breed and keep their social class closed to outsiders. Someone like Julie Bowen might have done the part effortlessly, making the shotgun marriage aspect of the story more subtle.

Second, the terribly poignant plot thread concerning Wilson’s first girlfriend, Laura (Tammy Blanchard) is one of the keys to Wilson’s character. She is deaf, and for a withdrawn, silent fellow, that makes her the perfect mate. But he is sucked into Skull and Bones, and thus the CIA, and must reject her, though in the script, not before she teaches him the helpful arts of lip reading. It is unclear from both the script or the finished film if later encounters with her are part of a plot by his counterpart in the Soviet Union to undermine Wilson’s life. The only thing the script didn’t solve is just who gives Wilson the mysterious folder of covert photos and tapes at the start (I’ve guessing it was his Soviet counterpart, again).

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In time, Breach may well be esteemed as one of the best films of 2007, but for now it is a “disappointment” that made only $33 million dollars for Universal and went to DVD in four months, debuting on disc on Tuesday, June 12 (in both widescreen and full frame for $29.95). Co-writer and director Billy Ray did for the case of FBI agent and Soviet asset Robert Hanssen what he did for New Republic writer Stephen Glass in his earlier Shattered Glass, in other words, showed how one complexly motivated individual can confound an overly trusting or oblivious institution. In both films, Ray evinces certain very agreeable qualities, such as a knack for perfect casting and a visual style and pace inspired by the best of the ’70s films. But Breach had something else: breaking news. The movie was the first public account of the role of FBI agent Eric O’Neill in the downfall of Hanssen. Recruited from an undercover assignment, O’Neill’s task was to work under Hanssen in the spy’s new virtually self-contained office, the Information Assurance Division, where he ostensibly safeguards the Bureau’s IT system from cyberterrorism and infiltration. O’Neill at first believed that he was spying on Hanssen because of his sexual conduct and in order to ferret out fellow agents who might, all together, embarrass the FBI. But soon enough a confused O’Neill learns from his handler (Laura Linney) that the otherwise squeaky-clean seeming Hanssen is under suspicion for handing over secrets to the Soviets since the 1980s.

That’s what undercover agents do. They make everyone else around them lead double lives. Both Hanssen and O’Neill, in the movie anyway, inveigle their own wives into weird compromising situations. When the Hanssen case broke, O’Neill’s role was minimized or kept out of press, for the simple reason that the government wasn’t sure what Hanssen would do. In the end, Hanssen pled guilty and O’Neill didn’t need to testify.

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Another aspect of the case that the movie mentions only in passing is just how the FBI finally got clued into the otherwise impeccably repped Hanssen’s activities in the first place. The general suspicion among armchair analysts is that one of several KGB or other Russian defectors in late 2000, among them Sergei Tretyakov, a first secretary in Russia’s UN mission, or Yevgeny Toropov, another Russian intelligence officer who defected in Ottawa. Supposedly, someone provided the FBI with a case file that finally implicated Hanssen. In the film, Laura Linney’s character mentions that the FBI paid $17 million dollars to whichever defector it was who came over, bearing case files that proved Hanssen’s involvement.

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But what was it like for the real O’Neill, first to live through the tense experience itself, and then to have a movie made about the situation. O’Neill discusses some of this on an audio commentary he shares with Bill Ray (the disc also has 10 alternate or deleted scenes with optional commentary by Ray and editor Jeffrey Ford, along with two making ofs, and a report about Hanssen from Dateline that aired in March of 2001 a month after Hanssen’s arrest (and which doesn’t mention O’Neill). His audio commentary track goes into some of this, but when the opportunity to interview Mr. O’Neill came along I decided to explore a few other implications of the story. What follows is an expanded version of an interview posted in part elsewhere.

Where is Hanssen now and what is he doing? Is he cooperating, as per the terms of his plea agreement?

Hanssen is serving a life sentence in Florence, Colorado supermax penitentiary. He spends 23 hours a day in solitary confinement – mostly reading books. He is not allowed visitors or mail. Last I heard, he began to have “memory problems” and stopped cooperating with officials.

When, if ever, will we know more details about the case, such as who on the Soviet side, after 15 years, turned him in and to whom – and why?

We know who turned him in. Well, I do, but you don’t and it will probably be some time until the ex-KGB agent who defected decides its time to write a book of her/his own.

The movie leaves out the sex stuff, except very briefly. This shows great restraint and a measure of taste, but does it deny the viewer anything significant about understanding Hanssen or his complexities?

The sex stuff doesn’t help the movie and belaboring would not help audiences understand Hanssen better or get into his head any more than we already provided. It would have just served as a red herring that would distract the audience from the central Robert Hanssen question – why did Hanssen spy? We even leave that open for discussion. Also, by the time the temporal events of the movie take place, Hanssen had already stopped seeing the stripper [] and wasn’t spending long afternoons in strip clubs.

What did you like and dislike about post-Hoover FBI culture?

I was never a part of the Hoover culture, only the post-Hoover culture (I’m only 34) so I really couldn’t say.

What’s something about being an “under cover agent” that surprised you?

You never have any time to yourself. The case consumes every waking thought, and most of your sleeping ones.

In the looking glass world of spying, did you ever get the feeling that the fact that your wife was East German cast any suspicions about you?

When I announced that I was engaged to marry a German the first question was “which kind.” I said that it’s all one Germany now, and my superiors responded, “not to us.” My security clearance was pulled while the FBI spent some days investigating Juliana from the Berlin office.

One of the deleted scenes on the DVD makes clear that one of Hanssen’s irritations was that his superiors both didn’t listen to him and were out of date and unlettered in computer technology. In some twisted way was Hanssen a patriot?

Hanssen was not a patriot. I disagree with a number of people on this point, including Billy Ray! But that’s what makes the movie magic. We don’t try to force feed the audience – we don’t tell them what to think of feel. We provide them with the facts, and let the audience use their minds to make their own decisions – and then hopefully go to a coffee shop, or a bar, or sit down over a glass of wine and think about the movie and discuss it. I believe that Hanssen did what he did because he felt anger at the FBI for not listening to him. He was the quintessential nerd that rubbed all the jocks at the FBI’s noses in the dirt of his betrayal. He made everyone a complete fool. There is power in that.

It’s minimized in the movie, but what do you think the role of Opus Dei was in influencing Hanssen or making him a rebel?

I think that the stringent financial requirements of belonging to Opus Dei might have worked with Hanssen’s inflated sense of self worth and ego to initially set him on the path of spying. This is in no part a fault of the Opus Dei (or especially) the Catholic religion, but one of zealotry. Hanssen was a zealot, and this made him go overboard in following his religion. Too many kids too fast, a requirement to tithe to the church, and a need to be somewhere in society that most of us work hard to rise to – all these things led to Hanssen’s eventual betrayal. He may have started that way, but I think he continued to spy out of a fundamental need for the rush that spying gave him. The Russians made him feel sexy, cool, and most importantly, they made him belong to something. While he might have been the FBI’s nerd, he was the Soviet Unions’ quarterback.

Hanssen was arrested in Feb of 2001; a few months later the 9/11 attacks occurred. Is there any feasible connection between Hanssen’s spying and impediments within the FBI concerning the events of that day, or about staying on top of terrorists in general?

I’m sure there are some connections. Hanssen sold secrets to the Soviet Union who were notorious for selling American secrets to terrorist organizations. Considering that Hanssen blew holes in our counter intelligence capability – it stands to reason that Terrorist organizations have and continue to benefit from the betrayal of Robert Hanssen.

Were you suspicious of Hollywood’s ability to remain true to the real life story?

I never believed that Hollywood would have the capacity to remain so true to my story. I should probably play the lottery – the sheer luck I had in meeting such talented writers, producers and director, with such a perfect studio is astronomical.

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June 17, 2007

Comics in Context #181: Tobey Or Not Tobey

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — admin @ 11:59 pm

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cic2007-06-18-1.jpgOver the last two installments of this column, I have described the premiere of the documentary Will Eisner: Portrait of a Sequential Artist at this spring’s Tribeca Film Festival in Manhattan. But that was not the only comics-related film premiere during the festival. Only four days later, on Monday, April 30, the festival presented its most stellar event: the American premiere of Spider-Man 3!.

This provided me with the unexpected opportunity to make up for my sole major disappointment in my trip last summer to the San Diego Comic Con. Regular readers will recall that I attempted to see the Spider-Man 3 panel featuring the movie’s director Sam Raimi, with most of the leading cast members appearing as surprise guests (though the “surprise” was an open secret). The panel was scheduled for the brobdingnagian Hall H, which holds 6500 people; even so, I waited in line for two hours and twenty minutes, only getting in once the panel was over and a filmmaker named K. Smith had taken the stage instead (see “Comics in Context” #146).

But here is my newly learned lesson that I wish to share with you, my readers: you need not play Hall H’s cruel game of thwarted hopes if you wish to see celebrities from superhero movies. Not if you live in New York City, anyway.

As I explained a few installments ago, Tribeca is a section of lower Manhattan, but this year the Tribeca Film Festival has expanded to venues ranging far beyond its nominal location. In fact, the Spider-Man 3 premiere wasn’t even in Manhattan, but in Queens, inasmuch as this is Peter Parker’s home borough.

Ideally, Columbia Pictures and the Tribeca Film Festival should have held the premiere in Forest Hills, the Queens neighborhood in which Peter grew up, but presumably there aren’t any theaters big enough there. Instead, the premiere was held in another Queens neighborhood, Astoria, at the UA Kaufman Astoria 14, a multiplex that I’ve visited numerous times, often to see films I’ve reviewed for this column. The theater is hardly in a glamorous area of the city, but it is right next to the legendary Kaufman Astoria Studios, where the Marx Brothers made their first movies–The Cocoanuts (1929) and Animal Crackers (1930), both adaptations of Broadway shows the Brothers starred in–and where Sesame Street has long been shot.

On the morning of the premiere, the Spider-Man 3 cast were also scheduled to appear on the Today show on the plaza outside its Rockefeller Center studio. But considering that Today always attracts a big crowd, in order to get a decent spot on the plaza from which I could see the cast, I would probably have had to leave home before dawn, and I am not a morning person. So instead I woke up at a reasonable time and watched on television.

This meant that I didn’t get to see in person New York’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg proclaim “Spider-Man in New York Week” on the Today show plaza, but I’d already seen him in person when he declared “King Kong Day” in Times Square (see “Comics in Context” #121).

Why would Peter Jackson’s King Kong get only a day while Spider-Man 3 got a week? My guess is that it’s because Jackson recreated Depression-era New York City on sets and in computers, whereas Raimi has filmed much of his Spider-Man films in actual New York City locations. Raimi presumably recognizes the traditional importance of New York City to Marvel stories and that there is a specific look to this city that cannot easily be replicated elsewhere. The Fantastic Four and X-Men movies are shot in Canada, and their versions of “New York” come off as anonymous Big Cities. Raimi shoots parts of the Spider-Man movies elsewhere, as well. Did any of you spot the building in the background of one sequence in Spider-Man 3 that clearly bears the word “Cleveland”?

In proclaiming “Spider-Man in New York Week” Mayor Bloomberg was surely saying thank you to Raimi and Columbia Pictures for shooting so much of the three Spider-Man movies in New York City. In doing so Raimi and Columbia were spending considerable money in the city and employing large numbers of local citizens. Their success in filming here would presumably encourage other moviemakers to do the same.

Also, New York City looks spectacular in the Spider-Man movies, which thus serve to attract more tourists here. (I’ve been working on a travel guide to Marvel’s fictionalized New York City for Simon and Schuster. Once the book is out, comics fans who visit the city will easily be able to spend a day just exploring Manhattan, finding locations used in Marvel stories in both the comics and the movies.)

The Spider-Man 3 cast’s appearances on Today and the premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival were only two of the many events that comprised “Spider-Man Week in New York“ which, according to its official press release, was “the result of a partnership between Columbia Pictures and NYC & Company, the City’s tourism, marketing and events organization.” There were Spider-Man-related–or spider-related–events at the Bronx Zoo, the Central Park Zoo, Toys “˜R’ Us in Times Square, the New York Botanical Garden, and the Museum of the Moving Image, as well as commercial venues such as Burger Kings, Toys “R” Us in Times Square, the Trapeze School New York (for a substitute for web-swinging), SuperCuts (for redheads like Mary Jane only) and even the Crunch health clubs, as well as a closing night concert of raps about Spider-Man (!) at Harlem’s Apollo Theatre.

I am somewhat surprised that Columbia would spend all this time and money publicizing a movie that I would have thought would be a guaranteed blockbuster. But Spider-Man 3 is said to be the most expensive movie of all time, so presumably Columbia believed it should throw even more money into publicity to make sure it didn’t flop.

Of course, New York City is the home of Marvel Comics, and there are more editors, writers and artists who have worked on Spider-Man comics in the New York area than anywhere else on Earth. So you might expect that this citywide celebration of Spider-Man would make use of these talented people. Wouldn’t it have been wonderful to have veteran Spider-Man artists drawing sketches at some of these events, or have panels at museums, libraries, or the Tribeca Film Festival at which longtime Spider-Man writers, artists and editors reminisced about the character? People who played major roles in creating or developing characters and storylines on which Spider-Man 3 was based–like Danny Fingeroth or Jim Salicrup or Tom DeFalco, all based in the NYC area–could have been publicly interviewed about their contributions to Spider-Man history.

But, of course, almost none of this happened. Marvel editor in chief Joe Quesada appeared on a Tribeca Film Festival panel, Ultimate Spider-Man editor Ralph Macchio got to speak at the New York Public Library, and Spider-scribe Peter David’s Midtown Comics signing of his Spider-Man 3 novelization was listed as an official “Spider-Man Week in New York” event. But that’s it.

Some of you may be wondering about “Stan Lee: A Retrospective,” the exhibition I co-curated at the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art (www.moccany.org) in Manhattan. Wouldn’t a museum show about the career of Spider-Man’s co-creator have been a perfect addition to the exhibits that were part of “Spider-Man Week in New York”? MoCCA was in contact with the “Spider-Man Week” organizers and did what it could to be included, but “Spider-Man Week” did not put the Stan show on its official list, and I don’t know why. Surely Stan Lee has more to do with Spider-Man than SuperCuts does.

The Tribeca Film Festival premiere was the grand finale to a marathon of Spider-Man 3 premieres that began in Tokyo, the home base of Columbia’s parent company Sony, and went around the world to London, Paris, and several other European cities. This reminds me of how for years I was told that only American comics fans were interested in superheroes, and that in Europe and Japan, where, I was informed, everyone read comics, and, it was implied, comics readers had more sophisticated tastes, no one cared about that genre. The worldwide popularity of the Spider-Man movies demonstrate that is no longer true and perhaps never was.

I was unable to find any information on the Internet about when on Monday the Spider-Man 3 premiere in Queens. But I knew that Kirsten Dunst, who plays Mary Jane, was scheduled to appear on the Late Show with David Letterman that night. I also knew that Letterman tapes at 5:30 PM Mondays through Wednesdays, and tapes two shows on Thursday. So, I reasoned, since the movie can’t start until after Ms. Dunst gets out to the theater in Queens, I should probably get over to the Kaufman Astoria multiplex by 6:30 PM.

This was perfectly logical, but founded on a major error. I did not know, or had forgotten, that Letterman had altered his taping schedule and now shoots two episodes on Monday: the Monday night show at 4:30 PM, and the Friday night show at 7 PM. So the episode with Ms. Dunst would have stopped shooting at 5:30 PM!

Even so, the fates were with me. I arrived outside the multiplex at 6:30 PM, which was exactly when the red carpet entrances began. (In fact, months later I discovered that the official Spider-Man 3 blog began online coverage of the premiere at 6:30 PM that night.)

As a member of the press (a freelancer for Publishers Weekly), I tried weeks earlier to arrange to attend the premiere screening, but did not expect to get a press pass and did not. That was fine: I was content to see the movie later in the week, once it had officially opened. Like probably all of you, I’d watched on television as actors make their arrivals on the red carpet at the Oscars and another events, but I’d never seen red carpet arrivals in person. This was my chance.

Exiting the subway at the Steinway Street stop, I headed up the street to a large parking lot behind a P. C. Richard & Son electronics store. To one side of the parking lot, separated from it by a side street, was the Kaufman Astoria multiplex. There was already a large, enthusiastic crowd lining the sidewalk across from the multiplex, but it was only two to four people deep, so I would have no problem seeing the arrivals.

There was also perfect weather: after wintry weather that had extended well into April, this afternoon was sunny and pleasantly warm. It was one of those nearly summery days that New York City always gets towards the end of April.

The rest of the crowd and I were standing at the edge of the sidewalk across the side street from the multiplex. Directly in front of us was an open corridor, large enough to enable the occasional automobile to pass through, along the street. Beyond this corridor was another corridor along the street, this one reserved for the paparazzi, who scurried about snapping pictures of the arriving cast members. Beyond the paparazzi was, of course, the red carpet, or, rather, the black carpet, a reference to the alien black costume that Spider-Man wears for much of the movie. Over the black carpet stretched rod-like structures, some red, some black. I assumed that they were meant to signify webbing, but later read that they were supposed to represent a spider’s legs.

Beyond the red carpet, in a grandstand against the walls of the theater, sat the members of the Port Chester High School Marching Band, who also appear in the movie at the Spider-Man celebration hosted by Gwen Stacy. The band members wore particularly unusual hats, which looked to me like crosses between safari pith helmets and World War I German army helmets.

I had positioned myself across from and just to the right of the band members. Down to my left, across the street, was the entrance to the theater; to my right was the end of the street, guarded by policemen, where limousines dropped off the arriving guests. This proved to be a good spot from which to see the cast members as they started down the black carpet.

Here I learned what it is you don’t see when you watch red carpet arrivals on television. The arriving celebrity will stand and pose for the photographers, then walk several feet down the carpet, and stand and pose again, for a different set of paparazzi. Making one’s way down a red–or black–carpet is a series of stops and starts.

Watching the arrivals I had an epiphany: though the actors and actresses on the black carpet were spectacularly dressed, coiffed and made up for the occasion, I realized that I know people who are basically just as attractive as some of these performers. I wonder what these friends of mine would look like if they had movie premiere makeovers. This is a heartening thought: beauty in real life can equal beauty on the screen.

Also, I’d never realized before that there appears to be a hierarchy of sorts to red/black carpet arrivals. The arrival festivities took roughly an hour and a half, but the two lead actors, Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst, did not turn up until after the halfway point, nor did director Sam Raimi. Otherwise I did not have a sense that cast members were arriving according to their placement in the credits. But it makes sense that the two leads would not be the first to show up; this way, the red/black carpet arrivals build towards their appearances.

So whom did I see? I didn’t spot every cast member or other celebrity who was there (such as director Ang Lee, who, I would hope, learned where he went wrong with Hulk by watching Raimi’s Spider-Man 3). But early on I saw Thomas Haden Church, who plays the Sandman, and (I think) Topher Grace, who portrays Eddie Brock, who ultimately becomes Venom. Though he was among the first arrivals, Church did not duck into the theater but remained outside a long time, taking the opportunity to do interviews with the members of the press along the black carpet.

There was Theresa Russell, looking youthful and glamorous, who briefly plays the Sandman’s wife (not a character from the comics) in the movie (here & here). I wonder if casting Russell in a Spider-Man movie is a subtle in-joke, inasmuch as her most famous performance was in the title role of the 1987 thriller Black Widow. (And look at the color of her gown in the photos.)

A friend whom I met in graduate school thought I was “wasting my life” by going into comics. (My bank account might indicate he’s right, though my heart says he’s wrong.) In contrast, he became a theater professor, one of whose students, Molly Lazer, whom I recently met, is now a Marvel editor. Another of his students, Elizabeth Banks, plays Betty Brant in the Spider-Man movies. As I watched Ms. Banks pose for the paparazzi at the premiere, I contemplated life’s ironies (here & here).

In Spider-Man 3 Kirsten Dunst plays Mary Jane with the character’s trademark red hair, while Bryce Dallas Howard is an astounding doppleganger of John Romita Sr.’s depiction of Gwen Stacy, complete with her long blonde hair. In real life, at the premiere, Dunst had blonde hair and Howard was a redhead. It as if they had exchanged hair color for the movie. Then again, why not, considering that they have also exchanged the character’s functions? In the movies it is MJ who is Peter’s first true love and who dangles from bridges, and Gwen who has seemingly turned supermodel. Look at Howard’s red hair, sparkling eyes, and smile: she could be a doppleganger of the comics’ MJ, too!

I saw Cliff Robertson, who plays Uncle Ben, but didn’t realize who it was until later. Just recently I once again watched the end of The Best Man (1964), in which Robertson played a scowling presidential candidate based on Richard Nixon. No wonder I didn’t recognize him as the senior citizen with the big, beaming smile at the premiere.

You probably don’t know the name Mageina Tovah, but you’d recognize her as the daughter of Mr. Ditkovich, Peter Parker’s appropriately named landlord. Dressed very differently than in the movie, Ms. Tovah took a giddy glee in posing for the paparazzi on the black carpet, as if it was her first time doing it, as indeed it might have been.

I admire Raimi’s casting of actors who can look so much like the characters from the Spider-Man comics, and James Cromwell as Captain George Stacy is another example of this. This portrait of Cromwell at the premiere conceals his fashion faux pas: the tiny ponytail he wore at the back of his head.

The crowd’s excitement was audible when Kirsten Dunst arrived, having changed from the outfit she had worn at the Letterman taping into what I thought was a sleek, silver Versace dress which I assumed was ankle-length. I could only see her from the waist up, missing the fact that it was actually a very becoming minidress. The day of the premiere was Dunst’s 25th birthday. According to a newspaper report, there were fans at the premiere who sang “Happy Birthday” to her, but she ignored them. Well, I didn’t hear the singing, so I expect that she didn’t either. It wasn’t a quiet occasion.

Shrieks from the crowd alerted me to the appearance of Tobey Maguire, who did something that none of the other cast members did. As if he were Bill Clinton campaigning for president, Maguire came over to the crowd of spectators and moved his way down the line, smiling and shaking hands with delighted fans as he went: he looked delighted, too (here & here).

As I mentioned earlier, there were a few rows of people in front of me, but even so, I ended up being only several feet away from Maguire as he moved past. Had I succeeded in getting into the Spider-Man 3 panel in Hall H, I still wouldn’t have gotten a seat anywhere near the cast. From most seats in Hall H, they would have looked like tiny dots on the dais, and I would have spent most of the time watching them on the enormous overhead videoscreens. Here outside the Kaufman Astoria theater, I had a fine view of each cast member as he or she came by, and a real life closeup of Maguire. This set me thinking.

Barring unforeseen developments, I won’t be attending this year’s San Diego Comic Con. Having been there the last two years, I don’t feel the impetus to go this time, and I can’t say that I will miss standing in line for Hall H. Quick Stop editor Ken Plume has informed me that he’s not going either, the San Diego crowds having swelled beyond his level of tolerance. And, of course, Quick Stop contributor Fred Hembeck never goes.

But wait! What about this news report that the “Nickelodeon Resort by Marriott,” including a water park, will open in San Diego in 2010, and include “live entertainment featuring costumed Nickelodeon characters such as SpongeBob SquarePants”? Do I foresee a cross-country road trip in Fred’s future?

After Maguire had showed up, the Port Chester Marching Band finally burst into action, playing the Spider-Man theme from this first animated series (“Spider-Man, Spider-Man/Does whatever a spider can”), as they do in the movie as well. (How interesting that the composers for the Spider-Man movies haven’t devised a memorable Spider-Man theme to take the place of the TV theme in the public imagination, the way that John Williams and Danny Elfman did in the movies for Superman and Batman. At the end of the music, a cannon beside them abruptly, loudly fired–how did I miss noticing this earlier?–and showered the area, including we onlookers, with red and black confetti. I picked up a handful and stuffed it into my bag as souvenirs.

Director Sam Raimi finally arrived, and Ken Plume’s buddy, former Marvel Studios chairman Avi Arad was nearby. Mr. Arad bet that the first Fantastic Four movie would make Ken cry; Ken didn’t, and won a five dollar bill from him that Mr. Plume prizes as if it were Scrooge McDuck’s Number One dime. If only Ken had been at the Spider-Man 3 premiere: he could have made another bet with Mr. Arad on Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.

I’ve read enough about movie premieres to know that other celebrities besides the cast members attend, and there were a few who made it out to Queens. The spectators were audibly pleased to see Susan Sarandon, with kids in tow. To me she looked the most beautiful woman at the premiere, and that’s an inspiring thought for us Boomers (here & here).

At one point the members of the Port Chester Marching Band grew more excited than they had during the entire time I was there. The object of their glee was an African-American man in dark glasses who strode down the black carpet. I speculated that this man must be a popular musician, perhaps a hiphop artist, but hiphop is not one of my areas of expertise. I know the names of very few rappers: P. Diddy, and that’s about it. Looking over photos of the premiere the next day on the Net, I discovered it really was Sean Combs, a. k. a. P. Diddy. My miniscule level of knowledge of contemporary African-American music had proved equal to the task.

By this point there were still people arriving in tuxedos and gowns, but I didn’t recognize any of them, and I presume they were Sony and Columbia executives or people who worked behind the scenes on the movie.

Since this premiere was taking place in New York City, the home of the comics industry, I wondered if I might see anyone I recognized who was associated with Spider-Man comics. Wouldn’t it have been grand to see Stan Lee or John Romita, Sr. walk down the black carpet? But no, it was not to be. If any comics people had been invited to this premiere, I didn’t see or recognize them.

You can find plenty of more photographs of the Spider-Man 3 stars arriving on the black carpet from CBS’s coverage and Broadway World‘s.

Towards 8 PM, it was still daylight, but it had become clear that all the recognizable celebrities had come and gone into the theater. The paparazzi packed up and moved out, and the crowd of onlookers took the hint and began to disperse. I moved down towards the entrance of the theater and saw Thomas Haden Church still conscientiously giving interviews, but, looking through the glass doors from across the street, I could see that the people in the lobby were being motioned to go further inside. The show was evidently about to begin.

I looked about, and, to my surprise, saw not a scrap of the confetti that had littered the sidewalk only minutes before. Had it all blown away? But there wasn’t a strong wind? Had everyone picked up confetti as mementos as I had? That seemed unlikely. It couldn’t have all dissolved–like Spider-Man’s webbing–could it?

Then I spotted one lone red scrap of confetti left on the sidewalk. I quickly snatched it up, and the sidewalk was bare, as if the movie premiere, having moved into the multiplex, was vanishing without a trace from the outside world. I headed over to the subway and home.

As for the movie, I saw Spider-Man 3 on the following Saturday. And you’ll find out what I thought of it in the coming weeks.

ATROCITY OF THE WEEK

cic2007-06-18-2.jpgThis week’s honoree is Kyle Smith, film critic for The New York Post, who wrote in his June 14, 2007 review of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer that “Like all comic books, these [FF] movies operate on a fifth grade level. . . .”. That’s “all comic books,” including the works of Art Spiegelman, Will Eisner, Chris Ware, Marjane Satrapi, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Harvey Pekar, and anyone else you can think of. But wait, there’s more: Smith says that the Fantastic Four movies “operate on a fifth grade level, only in this case without shame. Good and evil play catch with their power rays and zoom through the skies without any strenuously phony efforts to be “˜dark,’ “˜allegorical’ or “˜relevant.’ Which is why I’d rather watch the ka-powing Batman 1960s TV show than any X-Men movie.” So, according to Smith, all comics are juvenile material that should not attempt depth or sophistication.

Smith has performed a service for us. With all the growing recognition and acclaim of comics as an artform in recent years, it is important to be reminded that the old prejudices against comics are still out there and still very much active. The people who disdain the medium may not be as vocal as its advocates, but they haven’t gone away.

We also have two runners-up. In his June 14 Chicago Tribune review of Rise of the Silver Surfer, Michael Phillips says that “It is passable comic book stuff, dumb and loud”. That, apparently, is what he expects comic books to be. If, say, Love and Rockets ever gets turned into a movie, it had better be noisy enough to satisfy him.

And another! This is from Kevin Maher’s June 14 review of Rise of the Silver Surfer from the UK’s Times Online: “At last! A comic-book blockbuster that doesn’t feel the need to justify its own existence with ponderous philosophical subtext and bloated running times. Instead, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer is everything you’d expect from a movie that began in the pages of a 1960s comic book ““ garish, giddy, emotionally simplistic, boldly idiotic and mercifully short”.

Yes, it’s still another critic who believes that comics can only be garbage. Well, as I write this, I haven’t yet seen the new Fantastic Four movie, which may well be as awful as the previous one (although the trailers look great). But, having lectured on Stan Lee and Jack Kirby’s “Galactus trilogy” at New York University and the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art, I can assure you that their original storyline about Galactus and the Silver Surfer has subtexts that are far from either “simplistic” or “idiotic,” as I shall explain in my forthcoming review of the film.

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

There are now two new additions to “Stan Lee: A Retrospective,” the exhibit that I co-curated at New York City’s Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art (www.moccany.org.). Longtime Spider-Man editor Jim Salicrup has recorded an audio tour for the exhibit. Rather than repeating the information provided by the “story cards” I wrote for the exhibit, Jim’s highly entertaining narration serves as the perfect complement to them, drawing upon his long personal association with Stan both at Marvel and at Stan Lee Media.

Moreover, on a videoscreen, MoCCA visitors can watch Stan Lee himself touring the exhibition, commenting on each item on display, at the opening night party, thanks to Comicology TV. Attentive viewers will even catch glimpses of me among the appreciative onlookers.

When the Stan show opened, MoCCA was also holding “Saturday Morning,” a comprehensive retrospective of television animation from the 1950s on, curated by Matt Murray. This was a superb show, with a wide array of animation art, video and collectibles, ranging from Crusader Rabbit to SpongeBob SquarePants, that would stir fond memories in anyone born in the last sixty years, and Matt’s highly informative story cards providing detailed background.

“Saturday Morning” has closed, but there are now two other shows sharing museum space with the Stan Lee retrospective. One is “A Face like Mine,” an exhibit of original comics art featuring African-American characters, curated by Dr. William Foster. It was Foster who organized the small exhibit of comics art about African-Americans that I saw at Geppi’s Entertainment Museum (see “Comics in Context” #177). But while the Geppi dealt mainly with well known characters like Marvel’s Black Panther and Will Eisner’s Ebony, I find Dr. Foster’s MoCCA show more interesting, since it principally deals with interesting works, ranging from vintage comic strips to current independent comics, that I hadn’t previously known about. (Coincidentally, the Stan show includes an Avengers page featuring an African-American character he and Don Heck created, Dr. William Foster, who later became the superhero Black Goliath. But, to answer the recurring question, that Bill Foster was created forty years ago, and hence was not named after the real life scholar.)

The other current MoCCA exhibit is the latest in the museum’s “New York Artists Showcase” series, which features local New York City talent. In this case, it’s the aforementioned Jim Salicrup, who is also a MoCCA trustee. Though Stan Lee is certainly an exception to the rule, editors usually remain behind the scenes, and readers may not know exactly what their contributions are. This exhibit, “Salicrup’s Section,” persuasively demonstrates the importance of Jim’s role as editor at Marvel and other companies, including his current work at PaperCutz. Here you’ll discover the major part he played in the creation of Venom, for example. (But was he invited to the Spider-Man 3 premiere? No.) There are facts revealed on the story cards that not even I knew: for example, that Jim was replaced as X-Men editor when he refused to kill off Jean Grey at the end of “The Dark Phoenix Saga.”) Plus there is original art on display from various people Jim has worked with over the years, including Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, John Byrne, Todd McFarlane, and Fearless Fred Hembeck!

The annual MoCCA Art Fest, a mini-convention primarily showcasing alternative and independent comics, will be held on the weekend of June 23 and 24 at the Puck Building in Manhattan’s SoHo. This year the Art Fest’s panels will take place at MoCCA, only a few blocks away. So, anyone coming into town for the Art Fest will have the opportunity to take in the museum’s three current exhibits as well. It now looks as if the Stan Lee retrospective will continue into early August.

Copyright 2007 Peter Sanderson

Noctural Admissions: Movie Review – Paris, je t’aime

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:58 pm

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Paris, je t’aime is a French anthology film from last year that is finally making the art house circuit in the United States. And for all intents and purposes, it was financed by the Paris Boosters Society (Le Societé du boostiers du Paris), as even the grimiest of its 18 segments, such as the one about a mugging, or the tale of a female vampire taking a new victim, serve to glamorize the already world capital of glamor. What’s wrong, has tourism been down? Has American hatred of all things French finally had its impact? Have Freedom Fries finally conquered French Fries?

Paris Portman

For the most part, these short segments come across like either piss poor Chanel perfume ads or the sort of bad short films that even get hooted off YouTube. Take the first one, “Montmartre,” credited to Bruno Podalydes (one of numerous directors asked to participate that I happen not to have heard of). A lonely guy finally finds a parking lot, and then helps a woman who has stumbled on the street near his car. Love blooms. Clearly the point is that Paris is a petrie dish of romance, so come on down!

Paris Steve

On the other hand, segments such as “Tuileries,” credited to the Coen Brothers, come across like Hostel Lite, in this case a cautionary tale of the bad side of tourism as Steve Buscemi is shown abused by a scary couple and a twerp with a pea shooter in a subway station. A segment with Juliette Binoche, directed by Nobuhiro Suwa (“Place des Victoires”), concerns a woman grieving over her dead son (who is presumably taken to heaven by God, who arrives in the form of Willem Defoe as a mounted cowboy). Drug use is rife in Olivier Assayas’s “Quartier des Enfants Rouges,” with Maggie Gyllenhaal as an actress trying to get through an historical epic with the obliterating crutch of dope, even just hours before going to the set, perhaps an homage to recent historical films made in France, or to the American obsession with the doings of young celebrities.

Paris mimes

Though mostly knocked off, segments by some of the directors, such as Gus Van Sant, are instantly identifiable, if only they revisit boring old obsessions (though at least Van Sant’s film has something akin to a comic, Maupassant punchline). Tom Tykwer’s segment, “Faubourg Saint-Denis” with Natalie Portman, looks like its going in the Run Lola Run direction, before digressing into the most heavily edited of the shorts. Others seem to bear no resemblance to the director’s earlier work, such as Wes Craven’s “Pere-Lachaise,” in which (oddly) the ghost of Oscar Wilde helps save a young man’s marriage (Rufus Sewell and Emily Mortimer play the pair). “Loin du 16ème,” credited to Walter Salles and Daniela Thomas, makes a less than subtle political point. The nadir of the whole enterprise is a story about, yes, God help us, mimes.

Paris postal person

Inevitably, the viewer turns such omnibi films into horse races. One sifts and weighs directors against the very each other against the communal spirit of the enterprise, if only out of boredom (it is amazing how quickly, in mere seconds, it takes for a short film to bore you). Though I got a kick out of the Coen Brothers segment, if only for its visual acuity, the best segment belongs to Alexander Payne. His “14th arrondissement” starts out, as do all of his films, as if it is going to ridicule ordinary people, in this case Margo Martindale as a lonely postal employee on solo vacation in Paris, whose voice over, in accent-free French, constitutes her French language class report. It’s beautifully done, takes you unawares, and says a lot in a short amount of time.

Paris stripper

In the end, Paris, je t’aime, which seems to be generally supervised by Tristan Carné and Emmanuel Benbihy, makes a vague effort to connect some of the short subjects, and also to reassure us that all those scary segments shouldn’t be taken seriously (vampire victim Elijah Wood isn’t “really” dead, it turns out!). What’s weird is how little the film feels like “Paris.” The Coen Brothers segment, for example, could have taken place in London or Manhattan. And “love” is “universal,” not solely product of the City of Lights. I could imagine something funny coming out of a blending of The Red Balloon with Breathless and Tintin: that might have provided a caricaturally Parisian feel. But maybe “Paris,” both literally and imaginatively, cannot be caught in a two or three minute segment. After all, it took Bernardo Bertolucci two full length feature films to isolate his own feelings and observations about the city. Apparently, 12-odd Frenchmen and their international acolytes can be wrong.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 6/18/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:56 pm

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • My little buttercup has the sweetest smile… (Thingamabob)
  • Sarah Silverman vs. Kermit the frog… A titanic match-up… (Thingamabob)
  • Pixar gets extra brownie points for using a cue from Brazil(Thingamabob)
  • And we’ll sign off with some blue shadows on the trail… (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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QSE News: 6/18/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:57 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgIdol Kelly Clarkson has fired her management and canceled her Summer tour. Despite the pending release of Clarkson’s new album, My December, the supporting tour was canceled due to poor ticket sales. Clarkson is still planning on touring but says she first has to “check the clock to make sure my 15 minutes aren’t up yet.”
  • The third installment of the widely successful Guitar Hero video games is due out early next year. The new game will allow players to rock along with tunes from artists such as Smashing Pumpkins, Weezer, Tenacious D and the Beastie Boys. Unfortunately, the game will not include one of the songs most requested by fans ““ “Mary Had a Little Lamb.”
  • In movie news, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer was number one at the box office, bringing in over 57 million dollars.  The movie, which has not received very many favorable reviews, beat the second place film, Ocean’s Thirteen, by over 30 million dollars.  In related news, silver colored dildo’s have been flying off the shelves as fans try to re-create the movie experience at home.
  • And finally, retired game show host Bob Barker has publicly endorsed his friend Rosie O’Donnell as his replacement on The Price Is Right.  While producers narrow down their search for Barker’s replacement, O’Donnell has been heard trying out new catch phrases just in case she gets the job.  Insiders say that O’Donnell’s favorite phrase at the moment is “Come on down!  So I can eat you.”  *DISCLAIMER*  The previous joke was in no way intended to be a joke about Miss O’Donnell being a lesbian.  We here at QSE News would just like to point out that Miss O’Donnell, as we’ve documented before, is a gigantic fat chick who really likes to eat people.

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That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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June 15, 2007

10 Quick Questions: Jim Mahfood

Filed under: 10 Quick Questions,Columns,Interviews,Trailer Park — admin @ 12:27 am

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by Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here…

Note Bene: I have decided that instead of putting off and putting off and putting off my vow to somehow market my first novel I would let people download and read it for free. Give it a preview, read the whole thing or, if you like what you see, send me some kind words or an order for the actual book. Download and read my first book “Thank You, Goodnight” for FREE. [With a cover drawn by Jim Mahfood]

I hated history.

Really, I was homogeneously unable to follow the whole ethos of “those who cannot remember the past somethin’ somethin’ or another” but there was one of only a few things that has always stayed with me since 7th grade World History class: the de’ Medicis.

While I’ll keep the Cliff’s Notes version here brief it is important for the reading of this interview to see that the actions of a once powerful family that lived and reigned around Florence, Italy, around the 13th century and ruled well into the 15th, helped to flood Renaissance art into the streets of that boot-shaped land. They were well-known for a lot of artistic sponsorships, money was no issue for an artist with a whim and a financial need, and it’s something that I’ve always hoped to young talents within the comic book industry, with Mahfood being a recipient of some kind to help keep the man’s art churning out into the world.

You see eggheads get the MacArthur “Genius” grant, a free $500,000 to keep on keepin’ on with your artistic bad ass self, but you never see it bestowed on artisans who choose to toil in the folk art of comic books. I’ve always equated those who possess the ability to transcend the mundane and static into something that can resonate with the human spirit with those who possess a tuning fork for the souls of the rest of us but, unfortunately, bigger eggheads with even bigger checkbooks deem otherwise.

So, that brings us to Jim. An accomplished comic book artist and writer who has a penchant for the askew and whose work is infused with the kind of black and white punch that’s usually reserved for those who have thousands of colors within their artistic quill. His work is funny. It can make you laugh with the absurdity that it sometimes espouses but when Mahfood suggests that more cool people get together to help offset all the straight-lace, right-wingers who seem to be repopulating at bunny-like proportions there is a thin line of truth in the sentiment that you cannot deny.

His work can get political. A weekly contributor to Phoenix’s New Times magazine Jim can take a hot-button topic, peel it back, and get to the quick about what’s really at issue in the community on any given day. He hits more than he misses and, even when he does, it’s just comforting to know that the man who pioneered Smoke Dog and Zombie Kid can still rock the political mic more consistently than the constituents who suppose their elected overlords are doing everything “in their best interest.”

The man who took pity on a lowly novelist who needed a great cover and didn’t want anyone else to create it but him, Jim Mahfood was a class act who laid it out and helped me put a tight cover to my first book. There’s a lot to be said about fanboys but there’s something else entirely to owning mass quantities of one person’s work and just hoping that there could be something you could do someday to say thanks. In a way, being able to interview Jim last year during Comic-Con was a way for me to delve deeper into the reasons why I dig the man’s work so much and, as I hope you see, there’s a real sense of humor, of perspective and drive that hopefully ensures he’s the premiere black and white funkmaster of the comic book scene.

Sure, he can keep going on his own but isn’t there a wealthy family out there that can help this man save the world, one live art event at a time?

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: How many “˜Cons does this make for you?

JIM MAHFOOD: Probably”¦ Probably over a lot. A lot of “˜Cons. 50 or so”¦ I’ve been doing them for about almost 10 years. I do about 5 to 6 a year. It’s starting to wear, the wear and tear is getting to me. I mean, they’re great, San Diego is great but”¦5 days? 5 days is way too long. The other shows, like Chicago, are 3 days and that’s cool; see everybody, you’re in you’re out, you make your money but this is a little obnoxious. However, it’s only once a year so”¦

STIPP: But you’re on the front lines selling your own stuff. There’s a little bit of excitement, I could be way wrong, but you’re the one who’s written and drawn your work and here you are, selling to the public. Like the modern day DJ who’s selling their mix CDs out of the back of their trunk. Is that the way you want to keep it or do you have designs of someday hooking up with a big corporation like a DC or Marvel and have a cush gig just sitting at well-manicured tables for an hour or so just signing things?

MAHFOOD: Well, they don’t have the balls to do anything fun or cool or interesting, I think. Their stuff is OK but I’ve just been on my own, doing my own thing because I have complete control over it; I get to write it, draw it, design it, the way I want and I’ve always been attracted to art and music that’s been driven by one single person.

Like, my favorite musicians and DJs are the guys who write, produce and perform their own music and my favorite artists are the guys who have their own distinct stamp or style like, for example, Crumb or Mignola or Scott Morse. And I think that’s what’s selling this stuff, like the things that they do, what I do, is almost like a brand. The style is the brand. “Oh, I recognize your style,” that’s the kind of thing people say. They aren’t like, “Oh, your Spider-Man is cool.” What they’re saying is, “I like what *you* do.” “I like your vision, your writing, etc”¦” And that’s reflective of my own tastes and personality and sensibility. Certain people are attracted to that and some aren’t but that’s just the kind of art that I’m attracted to: people who have a voice and have something to say.


Unique. Uniqueness is key. Like I will never be the greatest artist of all time, the best storyteller or have the best layouts but that doesn’t matter to me. What matters is being unique. Just being an individual and not drawing like anyone else is what matters. That’s what I’m trying to do.

STIPP: Who are your peers that you look toward for inspiration?

MAHFOOD: Definitely my whole crew of buddies that I do art with like Scott Morse, Dave Crosland, Mike Huddleston, Jose Garibaldi“¦I grew up loving Ninja Turtles when it first came out, it was so different. Crumb stuff, the Hernandez Brothers, Jamie Hewlett who did Tank Girl and all the Gorillaz artwork, just guys who their own unique thing that they alone do.

I’ve never really been into mainstream superhero artists not because those that are working on them are bad artists”¦it just doesn’t strike me. I like things that make you go, “Wow, that’s different.”

STIPP: How are you evolving as an artist? I just finished your Classic 40oz. One thing I noticed about your work years ago was how sharp the artwork was. Not just in the ephemeral sense but, quite literally, the drawings had a tight attention to detail. And now, when you look at your work there is a looseness, a roundish feel, to what you’re doing. Is that something you’re consciously thinking about?

MAHFOOD: Yeah, but it’s also something that unconsciously evolves on its own, too. The more you do it, you hope, the better you get and things start to work themselves out but, yeah, I definitely consciously started going”¦going from portraiture kinds of things to straight up Peanuts style. Where the drawings of me and my friends have round heads and little arms and little legs because I think it looks funnier, for one, and also I don’t take myself seriously enough to do realistic portrait work of me and my friends; it would be too weird.

So, I went and depicted them as these cute little cartoon characters, kind of like as buffoons. It’s cartoony and it’s supposed to be funny. And that’s one of the main things about my work, I am a huge fan of comedy and humor and I try to put comedy and humor into everything I do. I don’t think I could ever do a serious, hardcore detective book or a serious western”¦I mean it’s cool, it’s interesting, but, for me, I just don’t take myself, in my heart, seriously enough to do those sorts of things. I just like humor. I like to make people smile or chuckle. The world is depressing enough as it is but with my art I want people to be, “Oh, that’s interesting”¦It’s funny”¦It has something to say.”

STIPP: On that same token, I like what you’re doing with the weekly space you’re being given every week in the Phoenix New Times. It’s very political in a way; whatever issue is brewing within Phoenix’s border that week you somehow spin it into something amusing or thought-provoking.
MAHFOOD: Yeah, totally.

The weekly is more of an exercise because, since it’s a weekly, I have to throw out an idea every week”¦the idea and the art are done really quickly. I spend about an hour on them. I do them”¦right before they’re due and it’s more like an exercise of, “Here’s something that’s going on and here’s me commenting on it.” It’s literally supposed to be read within five seconds. The art isn’t that detailed because they don’t print them that big and the people who happen to land on that Letters page just glance through it and it’s just gotten to the point that instead of drawing intricate word balloons and lots of dialogue it’s simply five panels and, “Ah, yeah, funny.”

If you look at these things from the beginning there’s like 10 panels, whole lots of word balloons, it’s all very heavy diatribes but now, for me, it’s a looser idea of, “Let’s put out 10 ideas instead of one really detailed, convoluted, idea.” And there’s so much to comment on nowadays.

STIPP: How do you keep up with what’s happening in Phoenix if you don’t really live there anymore?

MAHFOOD: I live in LA and do the local Phoenix weekly, yeah. I just go to the Phoenix New Times.com and just read up on Phoenix news. I’m also good friends with the editor there and she will sometimes just hit me up like, “Would you mind, you should consider having your comic be about this hot topic right now.” She’ll send me the info, I’ll read it and I’ll comment about it.

It’s not heavily researched at all. It’s just me reacting to it. It’s like, here’s this fucked up story about the Phoenix cops and here’s me reacting to it. But it’s cool, man, because it was really challenging in the beginning but now I’m getting used to it and I really enjoy having a weekly because it keeps me on my toes. I’ve never done one before and every week it’s a new idea that gets put out there. Like, if one of them isn’t funny, or it doesn’t work very well, it doesn’t matter because I’ll have another chance next week. So, it’s almost like a safety net because every week I don’t have to blow people’s minds because the next week I can compensate for it”¦.Which”¦.may be a very bad way of looking at it.

(Laughs)

STIPP: Are you finding some political satisfaction in taking a stance every week for the people to interpret?

MAHFOOD: Oh yeah. I’ve always wanted to do that. I’ve always been a huge fan since I was a little kid of political satire in a cartoon-y format. Huge fan of Mad Magazine, Cracked, Saturday Night Live, HUGE fan of Bloom County the comic strip…Opus, Bill the Cat”¦huge fan of all that stuff.

The thing is”¦I’m not that smart or that politically savvy. I don’t watch CNN. I don’t really read the paper but I have an overall idea of all the crazy shit that’s going on and I feel like I am able to comment about it because it’s me writing, drawing and doing it all. People might think I’m crazy or they might agree with me so either way”¦It’s something I really enjoy. I couldn’t imagine doing art and not having a comment on the world and society we live in.

Like, in art school, in illustration class, we had to do shit like paint a shampoo bottle, photo realistically. Exercises like that always drove me crazy because I knew I would never use that in my artistic life. I just could never imagine being just an illustrator”¦illustrating cars or something. For me, it’s always been like, “There has to be a message in it”¦there has to be substance in it”¦there has to be more than just this surface bullshit.” There has to be some substance to it. There has to be something that draws people in and I think that might be one of the selling points to my art: the fan base that I have seem to be interested in the overall picture of, “I dig your art”¦but I also kind of dig the ideas and the humor and the writing”¦I kind of dig your whole vibe.” And, so, that’s what I’ve tried to establish. These are my books, this is my world and it’s not based on anything else.

It’s my funky version of the world.

STIPP: Do you ever question yourself?

MAHFOOD: Oh yeah. All the time. I sometimes think I’m just a huge hack. But something will happen where I do a piece, I’ll do a live art thing or a Stupid Comic and it’ll kind of gel and I’ll look at it the next day and go, “Oh, I’m kind of happy with that.”

The other thing, too, is, looking back, which I hate to do, I hate anything I’ve done that’s over a year old, when I look back at my old stuff the only good thing about doing that is that it lets me know I’ve evolved and that I’m better now. Because I really am trying to evolve the art style, the drawing, and trying to push it, trying to push the design, the compositions of it, just by hanging out with guys, real bad asses, like Scott and Mike Huddleston. If you’re an artist and you surround yourself with guys who are better than you, you just learn and absorb from them. You borrow from them. Like, I used to hang out at Scott’s studio when he lived there in LA. I would just go there and see what he was working on, watch him work, and borrow and absorb what he was doing. Not steal it, take it and apply it to my style and do it differently. It’s like if you’re a DJ and you sample. Don’t just lift and sample the most obvious drum beat”¦go dig into the weird, obscure shit. Take it and make it into something really exciting.

STIPP: What is it about music that seems to be infused within your artwork?

MAHFOOD: Just like the attitude and the feeling of the music. I get a really specific feeling and attitude feeling towards things like hip-hop and hip-hop culture and funk and jazz. It has a particular rhythm and vibe that it gives off to me. I was around it ever since I was a kid. Like my mom raised us on records. She was always playing records like Michael Jackson, Earth, Wind and Fire and also like rock n’ roll, Neil Diamond and Queen”¦it’s just always been”¦I’ve always just sat in my room and drawn and listened to music. I never really watched TV and drew, I’ve never had talk radio on”¦I’ve just always out on music as a kid, locked myself in my room, and drew. And it became a soundtrack to what I was drawing. If I was angry, or doing something aggressive, I’d put on punk rock or if I was doing something more inspired I’d put on hip-hop. Music always has intrigued and fascinated me. So, I’ve tried to develop a visual style that conveys my reaction to music and”¦it might work and it might not work.

And the live art, the live art is a literal reaction to music because we are literally painting and drawing what we’re feeling while the music is going on, loud as fuck, pumping through our bodies, our eardrums, like when Scott and I paint live we don’t talk about what we’re going to do, we don’t plan it out. We just go up and we do it. It just comes out, it’s like an exorcism”¦and it’s like this subconscious, crazy shit just comes out and when a piece is done sometimes you step back and it’s like, “Whoa. Wait. Where did that come from?” But it just came out. It is what it is.

It’s like improvisational jazz. You know, when Miles Davis would just get up there and just play. And freestyle.

STIPP: How do you see yourself progressing as an artist? When you look at yourself, what is driving you day-after-day?

MAHFOOD: Well, I always want to do comics in some form or another, and I always will, but I would love to be able and take the live art thing on an international tour. Get a bunch of artists, get a bunch of DJs, get it sponsored by, like, a shoe company or a marker company or some hip company and literally take it around the world and do comic book stores, signings during the days, and then live art in clubs at night.

It would be a dream for me. So, it’s starting to catch on and blow up and it’s, hopefully, leading to that. It may take a little while to get sponsors but I already have like artists and DJs all ready to go. It’s just organizing it and figuring out how to do it.

QSE News: 6/15/2007

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgTroubled pop star Britney Spears has reached out to her fans, asking them to help pick the title of her next album.  On her webpage, Spears has posted several titles – including Dignity and Integrity, and the joke OMG is Like Lindsay Lohan Like OK Like? Not surprising after recent events, the leading vote getter is the title Curtains Finally Match the Carpet.
  • Filmmaker Steven Spielberg has announced that he will support Hillary Clinton as she tries to become the next president of the United States.  We here at QSE News would like to commend Mr. Spielberg on making a brave choice, but we are a little concerned over his use of the phrase “the only Bush I trust in my own.”

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 6/15/2007

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:13 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Our own Kevin Smith is the featured guest on the latest podcast from Sideshow Collectibles… (Thingamabob)

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June 14, 2007

Party Favors: Corin Nemec & More

Filed under: Columns,Interviews,Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:53 am

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nemec-01.jpgCHICAGO – Parker Lewis can scare the shit out of you.

It’s a chilling title performance from Corin Nemec in Chicago Massacre: Richard Speck. Nemec delivers the kind of homicidal action that makes me wonder why he wasn’t cast as either Dick or Perry in the numerous Truman Capote films.

Corin called the Party Favors to discuss going from a child actor traumatized on the set of Webster to the maniac that killed eight student nurses in Chicago on July 14, 1966. What did Corin do to get Speck’s stare?

“The stare?” Corin replied. “The stare that was coming from the character was a product of just finding the beingness of the character. Growing up in the South (Corin was born in Arkansas), there’s a different beingness in the South. It’s a much slower kind of place. When I read the script and realized it was more of a character study than a horror/slasher film, that excited me. Then I Wikipedia-ed him. And I was like, cool, I know exactly who this guy is. It was really just a matter of working with director, Mike Phiffer on finding the correct beats and moments to climax. And then relaxing into being that Southern guy again.”

Toward the end of Speck’s life, he made a videotape showing his party life behind bars. The movie features Corin as the transformed felon. How long did Corin study the tape to nail the nuances?

nemec-02.jpg“I intentionally didn’t want to see it,” Corin said. “Mike said we don’t want to recreate it. We were just going to do our own version of what that was. Anything and everything we said in there, except for the one famous line, ‘If they only knew how much fun I was having, they’d turn me loose,’ was all improv. I certainly wasn’t interested in mimicking the guy.”

The centerpiece of the film is Speck’s gruesome attack on the student nurses. The scene took up most of the production. They spent three days – which is nothing for a Chris Tucker vehicle.

“This was a small independent film and we only had 11 days to shoot it. We made a film that can stand up against a lot of films coming out in theaters right now. We got a full length feature with no holes in the storyline.”

Speck took hours beating, raping and finally stabbing the student nurses to death. It’s an intense part of the film.

“The rape scene is the most disturbing in the film,” Corin said. “Outside of that, the rest of it is fairly palatable when you’re talking about genre specific. The fact that its based on a true story deepens the emotional impact of what you’re seeing. if you’re watching a movie like Saw, it’s not nearly as disturbing because you know its not real.”

How exactly can an actor like Corin, so known for playing nice guys in film and TV show, get into the role of Speck? And how did he get out of this mindset?

“I studied with Manu Tupou, He had his own theater company called the American Repertory Company. He was in the Actor’s Studio when Marilyn Monroe was there. What he taught was his own Method, which was creating the character as it was scripted,” Corin said. “Living the life of the character as the beats and moments suggested in the material. Then finding whatever new and original beats and moments come out of that by working with the director and living the life of the character organically in the moment. As it’s scripted, this is what the character does – not me. That’s how I separate myself from that. I don’t use the Method. I’m not going into my own past to create a psychological condition that would drive me as an actor to create that moment. When you can embrace the life of the character and the environment and the scene that’s taking place, the rest happens naturally if your instrument is tuned.

One role you shouldn’t be seeing Corin taking is himself on VH1’s Celebreality programming.

“I’ve been approached to do some of these VH1 things like I Love the 80s and Where Are They Now. I refuse to do it ’cause you can imdb.com me and see where I am. I’m a working actor,” Corin said. “Just cause I was on a hit show in the 90s and I got an Emmy nomination when I was 15 for I Know My First Name First Name Is Steven, doesn’t mean I stopped the process of being an artist. I was raised by artists and I was raised to be an artist. When the show ended, I went back into theater and started studying at the American Repertory Company and continued doing films, mini-series, independent features, television pilots, guest spots and on and on and on over the next 12 years. Now I’m actively writing, producing my own films as well as starring in them.”

Besides starring in Chicago Massacre, Corin came on board as an Associate Producer. Hen wants to make sure he takes roles that don’t typecast his talents.

“Doing a film like Richard Speck, as an artist, is along the lines of what my spine is. I want to do stuff that is original, deep, moving, shocking, that as an actor is challenging. On the flip side, to have another film like High Hopes, with David Faustino and Jason Mewes, which is a total comedy, that film is just as detailed in terms of character development as Richard Speck, but it’s a comedy. it’s exciting for me to have both of these films coming out one after the other.

“At 13 years old when I saw that I could make $9,500 a week, it was like, ‘Great!’ That’s when I went for money over art. When I finished my run on Webster, I chose to never make that move ever again. Because I have kids and bills to pay, I have made films that I might not normally do, but what I learned from Manu was that it doesn’t matter what the project is. It matters what you bring to it as an artist. No matter what the storyline is, whether it be as silly as SS Doomtroopers or Mansquito or things I’ve done from SciFi Channel, which were a lot of fun, I’m going to bring to that, everything that I have to offer as an artist.”

Corin is in the process of making his own movie for the SciFi Channel. Getting back to his early days on Webster, I pondered what sort of football tips did Alex Karras give a young Corin. Did they throw the pigskin around between takes?

“No. Absolutely not,” Corin said. Turns out that real-life married couple Alex Karras and Susan Clark, were going through a rough patch and playing a happy couple on TV took its toll. “They had to stop working in front of a live studio audience because of the terrible fights and arguments that would happen on the set.” Corin was shocked at the cuss words that were thrown around the set. He holds very few fond memories of the gig. “I didn’t enjoy the half hour multi-camera format. I didn’t enjoy the style of writing. It was forced,” Corin said.

The producers of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose wanted to cast Corin after seeing him in the pilot of What’s Alan Watching? that was produced by Eddie Murphy.

“When Parker Lewis got the green light at Fox, I had just finished a huge $48 million feature film called Solar Crisis with Jack Palance, Peter Boyle and Charlton Heston. I was one of the lead actors in it. I thought that was going to be my film career. I thought that was the way to go,” Corin said. “When Parker Lewis was offered to me, I turned it down a total of six times before I finally sat down with them and they told me they weren’t doing multi-camera. It was going to be shot like the feature film Three O’Clock High. After that meeting, I was in. We did the show and it was great.”

The show lasted three seasons on Fox and has enjoyed a long syndication life across the Atlantic. “I’m more famous in Europe than I am here,” Corin said. According to some reports, Corin is approaching Hoff levels in Prague. For those fans of Parker Lewis Can’t Lewis, there is sad DVD news.

“I was actually working with Shout! Factory to license the rights from Sony for the DVD set,” Corin said. Sony wasn’t willing to license the rights because the didn’t want to share the profit. My excitement was to be able to work with Shout! Factory and be hands on making the extras and be the actual guy to interview the producers, the writers and the cast members. We couldn’t get the nod from Sony so now we’re in a holding pattern.”

Parker Lewis came out the same season that Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was adapted as a series. Small screen Ferris died after 13 episodes. While TV critics at the time called Parker a knock-off of the series, Corin knows better.

“They created the concept of Parker Lewis before Ferris Bueller ever came out in theaters,” Corin said. “A lot of people don’t realize that Parker Lewis wasn’t because of Ferris Bueller.”

With High Hopes on the release horizon, I asked about working with Master Thespian Jason Mewes.

“Having the opportunity to work with him in a buddy film with David Faustino is just perfect. When people see the movie, they’ll see that the relationship seems very real and believable and not forced at all. It’s a kind of a slice of life film. It’s not really your general approach to the marijuana mayhem comedies. You’re watching these guys struggling to get ahead and they come across a million dollars in government weed which they decide to sell to make their own independent film. Jay is the slacker who doesn’t do anything. I’m a struggling actor. David’s a struggling writer. Together we come up with this great plan.”

The film features numerous cameos including Andy Dick, Edward Furlong, Edward Bunker, Danny Trejo, Robert Rodriguez, Ted Raimi and for WCW fans – Diamond Dallas Page.

This isn’t the first dope comedy on Corin’s resume. “I did another one with David Faustino called Killer Bud.” There’s a lot of people hoping this twosome complete the trilogy.

Chicago Massacre: Richard Speck is out on DVD from Lionsgate. High Hopes will also be coming out on DVD from Lionsgate.

WHERE’S ALBERT

After my report from the Full Frame Documentary Film Festival, a few people wrote to ask why Albert Maysles was missing. The Party Favors wrote Albert. Turns out that he’s doing well and being kept extra busy on various projects so that he didn’t have the time to visit Durham. He’s also become the toast of Broadway with Grey Gardens being up for nearly a dozen Tony Awards and winning Best Actress and Best Featured Actress in a Musical. Who knew that the movie he and his brother David made would dominate the Great White Way?

According to rumors, producers are developing the Maysles brothers biggest hit for the 2009 season. Gimme Shelter will be presented in “Beat Around.” During the recreated Rolling Stones performance at Altamont, the actors playing the Hells Angels will come out into the seats and attack audience members with pool cues. You’ll remember to turn off your cellphone after your wife gets stomped into the carpet by Sonny and his crew. Like Will Rogers’ Follies, each show will feature a celebrity playing almost assassin Meredith Hunter. With the excess of reality show stars that want to remain in showbiz, they’ll beg to be the one to attempt to shoot Mick Jagger. What’s a molar to claim a legit stage credit? Imagine that, in one week, we can eliminate the entire cast of Real World: Newark.

The only problem right now is lining up enough hospital beds to treat the audience after each show.

GREATEST COMPETITION SHOW EVER

All bow down and worship at the intense insanity that is Ninja Warrior on G4. It’s MXC for the hardcore desiring a serious obstacle course. A hundred people attempt to tackle these courses that test the skills that only a great ninja warrior can accomplish. Why do the Japanese come up with kick ass gameshows while we’re stuck watching people open suitcases?

Normally this is where I’d blast G4 for running a show that has nothing to do with video games, like The Man Show. But Ninja Warrior is a live action video game. These guys are pretty much performing Pitfall and Super Mario Brothers as they race across the swampy course. I’m hooked.

CARBON NONSENSE

Here’s a little environmental conservation tip that you never hear from Leonardo DiCapio: Instead of wasting gas driving to a movie theater to see his new blockbuster, wait for it to appear on TV. Don’t buy the DVD. Producing DVDs involves mining of metal and the evils of plastic. Plus think of all the fuel used to ship that little box to the store or your post office box. Just wait for it to appear on HBO. And if you have a pedal generator to run your TV set, that would be best, so you are making your own electricity.

BLAH-VO

Every so often, I get bugged that my local cable company refuses to carry Bravo. Normally when they’re hyping a new reality show. But then I visit someone with a dish and get so deflated at their programming. During Memorial Day weekend, I clicked onto the channel in the evening. Instead of interesting and freakish programming, they were running Waterworld. Why the hell should I make a scene to get this channel? I’m better off just waiting for the DVDs of their original programming to get listed on Netflix.

Why is Twin Peaks on Universal’s Chiller channel when it’s got enough cops and FBI agents in the cast to be put on Sleuth?

ICED TRUTH

For the longest time, I swore Tony Sinclair of Tanqueray Gin fame was the DJ on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. He seemed like the kinda guy who could give Ellen a case of happy feet. Was I wrong. Not that I bet money or caused a bar fight based on this misconception. But damn it, how can it be that Tony Sinclair is a creature completely conceived on Madison Avenue? Who thought he’d be like Steven, the Dell Dude? Tony is played by actor Rodney Mason – who doesn’t have too many major credits to his name. He hasn’t even appeared as a witness on a Law and Order or CSI. Hopefully that will all change with The Case of the Missing Limes.

QSE News: 6/14/2007

Filed under: Columns,News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:11 am

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Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

  • qsnews.jpgAs a sign of the pending apocalypse, the band Good Charlotte is joining forces with Justin Timberlake for a tour this summer. Kicking off on August 6 in Memphis and adequately named the “Not A Hair There” tour, the show promises to bring a level of “suck-itude” to the stage that hasn’t been seen since in years.  Fortunately, both acts have promised to play “only the hits,” ensuring that the show will be no longer than half an hour and will not force their collective fan base to miss nappy time.
  • Korn frontman, Jonathan Davis, is writing an opera. Yeah, you read that correctly. An opera. There is no joke associated with this news item as it itself is a joke. Seriously… as hard as we try, there’s just some shit you can’t make up. Some days it all just stops making sense.

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