Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Julia Roberts has given birth to her third child. Henry Daniel Moder was born Monday at a Los Angeles hospital. When asked for comment, Agelina Jolie responded by saying “I’m happy for Julia and all, but three kids the natural way? There is no way I’d do that to my vaj.”

• Lawyers for Britney Spears are demanding the removal of a Florida billboard featuring Britney and her shaved head. The billboard is an advertisement for a St. Petersburg morning radio show. The radio station responded by saying the billboard isn’t Spears, rather just a photo of some lunatic, drug addict spiraling out of control.

• Musician Ringo Starr has agreed to allow his entire catalog of songs to be available for download.  While this many not seem like an big deal, many fans believe that this is a major step in the songs by the Beatles becoming available online.  As far as Starr’s songs go, it is expected that his two biggest sellers will be “Come On, I’m Just A Drummer, Those Other Guys Had All the Talent,” and “[EXPLETIVE DELETED] You, Oko!”

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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