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July 11, 2008

Trailer Park: Why Is Batman Aligned With Chicago?

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By Christopher Stipp

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I was on vacation for a while. I’m not really back into the spew mode so I’m keeping this week’s introduction brief…

I begin with an honest query to which I hope isn’t so completely obvious: Why did Christopher Nolan choose Chicago as the metropolis of choice for the man of bats?

When I started reading comic books around May of 1986 (Still have it, too) I only read G.I. Joe. That was it and there wasn’t anything else in my life for years until I branched out into the Marvel arena. It wasn’t that I had made a conscious choice for Marvel over DC but I just gravitated to X-Men, Wolverine and a handful of other books. I was enthralled, and still am, by more mature stories that now include many DC titles. DMZ and some of the other smart Superman books make me wonder why I hadn’t dipped my toe in this company’s efforts sooner but there has always been a nagging question since seeing BATMAN BEGINS that has made me turn to someone out there who might be able to answer what should be an easy question.

I can’t argue that he chose one of the greatest cities which has ever burnt down but I’m at a loss for someone to explain Nolan’s choice as to why the Windy City was the town he saw best represented Batman’s Gotham.

When you see how Tim Burton sculpted the decaying Gotham in BATMAN you can understand why he went to the lengths he did to make it genuinely seem like this was a place that needed a guy like Bruce Wayne. When he easily could have chosen Toronto, or some other territory in the greater 51 states, Nolan went the way of Chicago for his tale. Was it something about it’s Midwestern-ness that appealed to him? Was it the lure of a good Italian Beef with sweet peppers and a cheese fry? I have so many questions about his location choice but if someone out in the peanut gallery has something to offer about this I would love to read your thoughts below.

Now, it’s nice day when you get a Ray Schillaci original in an e-mail.

His latest effort, another entry into the Worth Reviving series, comes in the form of BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK. I haven’t ever seen this movie, I have never even heard of this movie and I sure as hell have never been in the position to ever glimpse the film. However, after reading his essay I am just as eager to see this as I am a lot of other movies I know I should.

Lastly, who’s going to Comic-Con? It’s 2 weeks away and already there’s some things I’m looking forward to seeing. I know many people say it’s played out and it’s crowded and it’s smelly but I think, honestly, for one weekend it’s nice to be ensconced in the lingua franca of geek.

GONZO: THE LIFE AND WORK OF DR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON (2008)

Director: Alex Gibney
Cast: Johnny Depp, Jimmy Carter, Pat Buchanan, George McGovern, Jimmy Buffett
Release: July 4, 2008 (Limited)
Synopsis: From Oscar-wining director Alex Gibney and producer Graydon Carter comes a probing look into the uncanny life of national treasure and gonzo journalism inventor Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. A fast moving, wildly entertaining documentary with an iconic soundtrack, the film addresses the major touchstones in Thompson’s life-his intense and ill fated relationship with the Hell’s Angels, his near-successful bid for the office of sheriff in Aspen in 1970, the notorious story behind the landmark Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, his deep involvement in Senator George McGovern’s 1972 presidential campaign, and much more. Narrated by Johnny Depp.

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Prognosis: Negative. Even though I graduated with an English degree I have never read Ayn Rand nor have I ever cracked the cover of 1984, Catch-22 and countless other masterpieces. Additionally, I have never seen THE GODFATHER all the way through, DR. STRANGELOVE, ANNIE HALL, MIDNIGHT COWBOY, THE THIRD MAN or countless other treasures you’re supposed to have seen in order to pontificate about why your taste is better than mine. That said, I think that gives me an edge on a lot of other people out there. I’m not really cultured; therefore, you’ll never catch me droning on about the sanctity of anything. That’s why I really dig seeing this documentary on the life of Hunter S. Thompson. I mean, I own the Criterion edition of FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS but in the years I have owned it I have never taken it out of its shrinkwrap. Blasphemy, I know, in some circles but I just haven’t gotten around to it.

I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be a cultural watershed, or if it’s any good, but I can appreciate that Johnny Depp has been tapped to narrate this tale of a journalist I have never read anything from. Whether his work is really deserving of the praise heaped on him by the cultural elitists of Rolling Stone I am not sure but I will say that your eyes are shot out of a cannon as soon as you enter this trailer’s sphere of influence.

As you listen to Depp have story time with the rest of us, he would absolutely make an excellent father if he regaled his children with this kind of literature, the visuals of the motorcycle of which Depp speaks has a visceral sheen on it. It’s like poetry come to life and the file photos used, because video is simply non-existent, do still resonate with the words Hunter used in his book about the Hells Angels.

Now, whether you agree with Depp’s next statement about what Hunter believed to the “the edge” and his inability to describe it unless you’ve ever gone over it is irrelevant. Hunter manufactured his persona in such a way in that many laypeople, like myself, only believed Thompson’s cultural relevance came in his ideas about loving guns and loving drugs.

I’m shocked to see Jimmy Carter making an appearance in this thing to describe the writing of Thompson and I’m equally intrigued to see Tom Wolfe pop in to discuss what he thought was Hunter’s raw emotion laid out on the page for the whole world to see. Again, whether you know his work intimately or whether you know the persona the trailer works to craft this nebulous human being and make him something whole. The use of pictures, a little bit of video and some crafty camera tricks helps to visually bring home the chaos that swirled around this man’s literary career.

The tales that dead men tell, Rolling Stone’s Jann Wenner recounting the life of one of their celebrated contributors, about Thompson’s love of guns is a curious side trip. I’m not real sure what it has to do with the writing, I’m positive that one does influence the other, but it’s a real hard transition that doesn’t quite work. It’s fine to be telling the tale of a man who seemed to defy normal narrative structure but that does not mean you have to have a trailer that embodies it. I mean, my ADD sensibilities appreciate it but the rest of the viewing public who may not be familiar with this guy deserve a little more context as to what one has in common with the other.

Further, I’m at a loss to try and square his journalistic exploits on the Hells Angels and Las Vegas with his political reporting. I mean we’ve got some McGovern campaign pollster saying that when Thompson entered the political arena with his reporting that “all hell broke loose” I am left scratching my temples. You’ve got to be a little more specific than just just saying his writing caused hell to actually break loose. It’s a little sloppy storytelling and just doesn’t help me figure out whether this guy is worth spending the money to discover more. You need to show me, not just tell me.

About this time, someone tosses in the verbal grenade that blows it wide open. Someone mentions that what made Hunter’s journalistic work so legendary was his blend of actual hardcore fact finding with pure, unadulterated fantasy.

Ahh! But of course.

For me, and it’s obvious that people will have different reactions, this is what I was waiting to hear. It all makes a lot more sense after hearing how Hunter’s words blended these two worlds together. It’s quite bizarre to hear how some of Thompson’s mistruths made it into the public sphere of influence, himself unabashedly honest about doing it, but I am troubled by the idea that one guy has about finding ourselves in the same place we were during the Vietnam War. Now, I don’t know what Thompson’s writing had to say about presidents and their need to send young men to die in foreign lands (the images of Nixon and Bush blending together, visually, to make the point) but this is a bit misleading. What one journalist had to say about war and their devastating impacts on life (stay tuned to see the video of Nick Berg mere moments before his decapitation in Iraq) and the fact we find ourselves in another hopeless war seems fairly meaningless and, frankly, it’s a stretch to think Hunter’s musings on war itself should have been the very thing to stop all future events like this. I’m nearly offended that the assertion and correlation between the two is made.

I wish that what one person had to say, no matter how spot on, could have been mistaken for the Nostradamus of our time about how those who forget history are condemned to repeat it but the fact remains that no matter how good you are you will never stop man’s inhumanity to man.

This trailer really only obfuscates the link between who the man was in his literary life, his personal life and public life. The triangulation between the three is what really should have been accentuated. As it stands, I am left confused by what I just saw before me and am left to try and piece together the hyperbole with what really should matter.

THE ROCKER (2008)

Director: Peter Cattaneo

Cast: Rainn Wilson, Christina Applegate, Jason Sudeikis, Emma Stone
Release:
August 1, 2008

Synopsis: The Rocker tells the story of a failed, drummer who gets a second chance at fame. Robert “Fish” Fishman is the extremely dedicated and astoundingly passionate (not to mention sweaty) drummer for the eighties hair band Vesuvius who is living the rock ‘n’ roll dream until he is unceremoniously kicked out of the group. Unfortunately for Fish, this happens right before Vesuvius becomes one of the biggest bands in the world. Fish is then forced to get a ‘real’ job and abandon his dream until an unlikely opportunity arises. Twenty years after getting booted out of the band he helped create, just when Fish has finally given up hope, all of his wildest fantasies come true.

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Prognosis: Negative. I don’t really know how to say it delicately but I’ll just scribe it thusly: What a mess.

I was debating whether it was the paycheck or the promise of being front and center for a miserable film that appealed more to Rainn Wilson. I’m thinking it was more of the former without giving any thought to the latter. The premise, by any means, should have been amusing; it damn near feels like one of those vehicles that made Jack Black a marquee name.

What we come up with, though, is an opening that doesn’t really amuse as it does grate and annoy. It’s a funny joke to kick things off, Jeff Garlin lobbing the softball to his onscreen son to which the punchline feels like a comedic fist to the face, a la sibling fighting and squabbling, but what we continue to see in this trailer really doesn’t live up to anything worth noting.

I guess we have to take it at face value that Rainn was once the drummer of a successful 80’s band but not even a joke-y flashback where Rainn does a fast running in place gag as his original band members squeal away from him for reasons unknown, Rainn even tosses in a drumstick through the top of the car with little in the way of funny.

Oh, and then we get a painful, extended sequence, dubbed for some odd reason behind a George Thorogood musical bed, where Rainn agrees to be the drummer for his nephew’s high school band and then the best joke we’re given is that Rainn doesn’t believe he should hit the stage before 11 p.m. Not only are we led to believe that this guy really is that stupid but it’s not a very smart quip on the very common and mistaken trope of the late headlining musician.

“That’s the sound of the money truck backing up, Hoss”

I’m genuinely at a loss to understand what to make of the 2nd half of this trailer which I’m supposed to believe involves this band rocking so hard that they are now wanted for live gigs. How this all equates to Rainn being an inept asshole who doesn’t understand modern computer technology and whose idea of trashing a hotel room involves throwing a television out of the window only to take a power strip in the nuts. And, with regard to the latter, can anyone forgive Rainn for that strained, America’s Funniest Home Videos look on his face as he tries to effect that pain of having your scrotum knocked unconscious? I only have to believe someone let him know exactly how much his paycheck was in order for him to really give the moment a little extra sense of cheese.

I will even go so far as to say that the last 15 seconds of this trailer is reason enough to keep your money safely away from any box office looking to take it from you. This is definitely one that I wouldn’t even put in your Netflix queue unless you could dollar cost average your rental to this turkey to a quarter.

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Worth Reviving: Bad Day at Black Rock

Lest there be any confusion about this column let me reiterate that this is for the encouragement of film lovers to indulge themselves in celluloid ecstasy by turning their home into a mini revival theater. Bringing back what was lost or introducing an overlooked substantial piece of work that can entertain and/or be thought provoking. I will also an occasion make an emphasis on classics, as did the original revival theaters themselves due to the fact that we may have heard of them but maybe we never took the time for a viewing. Once that happens, the outcome is usually exhilarating. I discovered this when I happened to catch Buster Keaton’s “7 Chances”. I was surprised to find myself engaged and laughing out loud (with the rest of the audience) by a silent film.

While contemplating on my second choice as a revival piece to either introduce or see again, a multitude of weird, wild and the most obvious midnight fare danced through my head. As eclectic as some of that midnight fare can be I could not bring myself to go the obvious route when there are so many lost film gems from the past that do not get the recognition today that they deserve. In fact, if they do, it’s because someone cherished it enough and decided to do a remake. Case in point; “3:10 to Yuma”, one of the few remakes that not only paid homage to the original but improved upon it as well. Purists would probably call me blasphemous for that last statement.

Well, I might as well take the blasphemer road to hell when I suggest that a much-ignored film that is begging to be remade with the right cast, director and writer is, “Bad Day at Black Rock”. Friends, this is a treat for manly men, showcasing the talents of Spencer Tracy, Robert Ryan, Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Walter Brennan and a young Anne Francis just for eye candy sake. Now, for those of you barely remembering any title or star before the 70’s this has minor classic written all over it. The actors just mentioned were either the crème of the crop back then or up-and-coming to be Hollywood’s Stallone and Schwarzenegger but with a great deal more talent and charisma (you don’t get much smoother and tougher than Lee Marvin). Add to the fact that John Sturges (The Great Escape, The Magnificent Seven, The Eagle has Landed) was at the helm of this quirky thriller that some considered a tough-as-nails modern-day western with a premise so absurd in its day that it actually worked!

It’s 1945 and America is not only involved with WWII, they are also immersed in a morality war with itself with the creation of Japanese American internment camps. This is the subtle backdrop to a tawdry mini-classic of a thriller as a lone, aged, one-armed stranger steps off a train and into a tiny desolate town in the middle of nowhere, Black Rock, Arizona. John J. MacReedy is on a mission; locate a Japanese American named Kumoko and deliver a special message. But the residents of Black Rock don’t take kindly to strangers and obviously less kindly to Japanese Americans and their sympathizers.

For those familiar with “High Noon” there is the same sense of limited time that the main character may have due to the fact that everything appears stacked against him, including his disability. There are those in the town who you can’t stand due to their complacency and others who are so despicable you want to see them hurt in only the worst way. There are only a few standouts that struggle with the morale implications and they are frustrated along with MacReedy to do what’s right. As expanse as the scope of the film is, a disturbing sense of claustrophobia begins to develop as MacReedy runs into roadblock after roadblock leading him down an ugly alley with nowhere to go.

Once again, as with my other reviews, I do not want to hamper your viewing pleasure by riddling this with spoilers. What I will reveal is that MacReedy is told by several members of Black Rock that Kumoko was sent to an internment camp. Most of the townsfolk also relay that everybody would be better off if Macreedy just left as well. MacReedy is not easily dismissed since he is a survivor of the war himself. He questions the town and challenges the bullies when his back is against the wall. The handling of this is genius. Spencer Tracy underplays the part of Macreedy so well that you have no idea how or if he can ever get himself out of this situation. This story is a potboiler that builds to a wonderful crescendo.

There are three levels of danger in town that Robert Ryan, Lee Marvin and Ernest Borgnine portray, one more lethal than the other. And, each actor wears a badge of assholiness that one must see to be believed. Even Ann Francis, who I originally dismissed as just eye candy turns in the kind of performance you just want to spit on. This is not a happy story, but it tackles timeless issues with a verve that very few movies even attempt. This movie rocks from the rousing score by Andre Previn to the expansive cinematography by 2 time Oscar winner William C. Mellor. This is one of those films where everything just seems to fit perfectly and one may wonder why it’s not up there with the other pantheon of classics like “Maltese Falcon” or “Cape Fear”.

As I had mentioned before, after the first viewing, many will question why this has not been remade yet. They could keep the same time period or fast forward it and use the Patriot Act as the morality key. The writer and director would have to be carefully picked since they would have to have an appreciation of the original and the foresight to engage today’s audience. James Mangold did a bang up job with “3:10 to Yuma” and he would make a great candidate. The Coen brothers could probably take this story into an interesting and memorable spin as well. The cast is key in this one and an elder statesman like Gene Hackman or Jack Nicholson as MacReedy could really turn this into a major new classic. Throw in some heavy-hitters for badass like Russell Crowe, Javier Bardem and Thomas Hayden-Church and we could have a great time watching these guys go at it.

Now for the bad part”¦not only is this hard to find, but the movie was originally shot in Cinemascope and never released that way. Now the good news; at one time this was even hard to find on VHS, but recently Warner Brothers had the hindsight to release it on DVD enhanced for 16 x 9 screens. Still, that does not mean you will be able to find it at your local Blockbuster. Although, Hollywood Video may have it since they have beefed up their classic division. For those interested in adding it to your collection, the only drawback is the packaging, and if you’re like me, you’ll be disappointed. Warner Brothers for either nostalgic reasons (which I doubt) or pure laziness went with a 1950’s cover that does nothing for today’s audience. They could have easily given it the call-to-action it so deserves that they did with “The Adventures of Robin Hood” or “Casablanca”. I urge all of you not to wait any longer and rent this abandoned puppy as quick as possible. Happy viewing.

April 30, 2008

VENTURE BROS. – New York Comic-Con Panel

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If you weren’t one of the lucky few who were able to attend the Venture Bros. panel at New York Comic-Con (and to see the exclusive SEASON 3 TEASER), no need to fret – below, you’ll find the entire panel in 5 easy to navigate streaming editions shot with the Quick Stop Uber-Cam system (you’ll find the embed code for each part beneath the respective segment).

The new season of Venture Bros. premieres June 1st on [adult swim].

April 28, 2008

BOB & DOUG McKENZIE – Exclusive Preview Of The Upcoming Animated Series

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If you managed to make it into the ultra-tight confines of the Quick Stop Entertainment panel at this year’s New York Comic-Con, you were wowed by a special preview trailer for the upcoming animated series featuring SCTV and Strange Brew‘s Bob & Doug McKenzie, starring Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis in their iconic roles and produced entirely in Canada.

The series itself will premiere in 2009, but here’s that extra-special preview we premiered at Comic-Con, presented in streaming flash, and introduced by Dave Thomas himself…

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April 23, 2008

VENTURE BROS. – Exclusive New York Comic-Con Season 3 Teaser

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If you were one of the lucky few who found themselves packed like sardines into Room 1E15 at this past weekend’s Venture Bros. panel at New York Comic-Con, you were treated to an exclusive preview of the upcoming 3rd season (premiering June 1st on [adult swim]).

Now, thanks to the fine folks at Astrobase Go!, we present you with that selfsame trailer, in glorious quicktime (as opposed to shaky-fist Youtube). Heck, we’ve even given you an easy-to-view streaming version, as well.

Either way, rejoice in the look at things to come, and be sure to have those eyes glued to the set when the new season hits the tube.

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April 16, 2008

Quick Stop Invades New York Comic-Con

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This weekend, the phenomenon known as New York Comic-Con is occurring. In a startling coincidence of Art Bell-worthy proportions, New York Comic-Con takes place in New York City. Even more startling is that technicians from Quick Stop Entertainment will be on hand to witness this event and take readings with small devices that go ping.

Team Quick Stop will be at the Javits Center in Room 1E16 on Saturday, April 19th, from 5:00pm to 6:00pm.

There will be prizes. They will not go ping.

There will be surprises. They will make an odd clanging noise at a frequency unheard by humans.

There will be live musical performances from Jonathan Coulton (who has been known to ping like a Mother Box) and Paul and Storm (who have been shown in laboratory tests to interfere with toasters).

There will be reveals. I’m not at liberty to discuss them, but if Ken manages to reveal Frank Morgan behind a curtain, I will give him a dollar. Yes, Ken will be on hand. Ken makes no noises whatsoever. He merely waits. And plans.

I, Widge, will be there as well, making sure Ken takes his meds. I also have three classic Doctor Who DVDs in my bag for the first person to find me at the Con and say the magic phrase. And that phrase is… “Evil always wants pudding.”

You have your mission. Good luck.

February 6, 2008

QUICK STOP EXCLUSIVE: First Teaser Image From Terry Gilliam’s THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS!

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Yesterday, we reported that Terry Gilliam’s The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus was – contrary to various reports and erroneous information on iMDB – still moving forward, with Heath Ledger’s performance still intact.

We also announced the launch of the official Doctor Parnassus website at www.doctorparnassus.com. Unfortunately, we’ve been told that the massive influx of traffic crashed the site, so they’re moving it to a larger server. To hold fans over, Quick Stop has been given an exclusive teaser image from the film… Well, to be more accurate, we’ve been given half an image.

If you’re interested to see what the rest of the image holds, be sure to check the official website at www.doctorparnassus.com this weekend for the full unveiling…

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February 5, 2008

Doctor Parnassus Lives

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Quick Stop was contacted by a source within the production of Terry Gilliam’s upcoming The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus and they wanted to clarify the status of the film. It seems that Parnassus has been recently removed from Heath Ledger’s IMDB listing and Ledger has also been removed from the listing of Parnassus‘ cast. Also, the IMDB listing for Parnassus now shows the status of the film as being shut down.

The source within the production wanted to make certain the word gets out that the production is not in fact shut down but is moving forward and will feature Heath Ledger in his last role. This decision to keep Heath’s performance and rework the film to accommodate it was made out of respect for that performance and in memory of Heath. This despite somewhat shady efforts by certain parties, the source tells us, to paint The Dark Knight as Heath’s final role.

The Parnassus cast and crew, we are told, apart from a statement about the status of the production shortly after Heath’s passing, have been quiet about the matter out of respect for Heath and his family. Further casting announcements will be made in the near future. The official site for the film, doctorparnassus.com, will be launching later today (February 5th), and readers are urged to watch the site for future developments.

December 30, 2007

Holiday Havoc: Lucy, Daughter Of The Devil

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Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

Not us.

Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

Ain’t that cool?

Today we’ve got an exclusive video from Satan himself, the pere of [adult swim]’s Lucy, Daughter of the Devil. With the help of creator/producer Loren Bouchard and a select group of elementary school students, Satan shares some of the holiday seasonal “Letters to Satan” that he gets (which makes a nice compliment to Satan’s special holiday recipe from the past).

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    December 25, 2007

    Holiday Havoc: QI & Stephen Fry

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    Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

    Not us.

    Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

    Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

    Ain’t that cool?

    Today, not only do we have an extra special holiday sampler of the brilliantly funny UK quiz show QI, but we also chat with host Stephen Fry.

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    If you’ve never heard of the UK quiz program QI, you’re missing out on one of the funniest “educational” shows ever devised (the devisee being creator/producer John Lloyd, formerly of Blackadder, Not The Nine O’Clock News, and Spitting Image). The key to QI (which stands for “Quite Interesting”) is the central tenet of its philosophy – it’s not always being correct that counts, but interesting (and funny). The interesting nature of a given piece of information spurs conversation and debate, eventually leading round to the learning said informational nugget. Did you know that the Earth has more than one moon, for example? Or that otters kill crocodiles? Hosted by Stephen Fry, it features a rotating panel of four comedians (one of which is mainstay Alan Davies) – and it’s one of the most hilarious shows I’ve ever seen… Honestly, you’ll laugh as much as you learn. Be sure to visit QI on the web at www.QI.com.

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    stephenfry-02.jpgFar from being a stuffy intellectual, a loathsome toff, or a smug git, Stephen Fry has managed to walk the fine line of being not only a wonderfully intelligent man who unashamedly exhibits said intelligence, but also a very funny performer and an all-around humble and likeable guy.

    From out of the fertile ground of the Cambridge Footlights – alongside fellow ‘lighters Hugh Laurie, Tony Slattery, and Emma Thompson – Fry soon planted himself in the burgeoning comedy scene of the 1980’s alongside comedy partner Laurie, a teaming known by the rather straightforward sobriquet “Fry & Laurie”. By the end of the 1980’s, with Fry & Laurie fast becoming beloved members of the funny firmament, Stephen branched out into playwriting before moving into screenwriting, directing, acting, hosting, just plain bookwriting… Really, there’s not much he hasn’t done.

    Since 2003 – and over the course of 5 series and counting – he’s served as host/schoolmaster of the panel show QI.

    In the not-to-distant past, I had a chance to chat with Stephen about QI – and as a holiday treat, we finally present that interview to you, the merry masses…

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    KP: So, I suppose we should start at the beginning – how did QI enter the picture?

    stephenfry-04.jpgFRY: Well, through John (Lloyd). Through his remarkable persuasive powers. I’ve known him for years and years. Really, he was a great hero. When I was at university – he had been, like me, at Cambridge in the Footlights club, which is a famous club at Cambridge. It produces comedians, and has done so for over 100 years. John Cleese and Peter Cook and Ali G – and myself, Emma Thompson, and Hugh Laurie were all in the same year at Cambridge, and we were all in the Footlights as well. And as I say, it’s that sort of Python tradition. And John Lloyd had been in about five years before me. Same time as Douglas Adams who wrote The Hitchhiker’s Guide. They were very good friends. John had become well known to those of us aspiring toward the comedic world because of a TV series called Not The Nine O’Clock News, that he produced. When we left university, I sort of got to know him a bit.

    KP: There’s somewhat of a history with Footlights of the alumni sort of lifting up and providing opportunities for those that come afterward, isn’t there?

    FRY: Yes indeed. It causes extreme annoyance to those who were not at Cambridge. It’s often regarded as a kind of closed shop, a kind of Mafia, but it’s really just because we’re all very insecure and like working with people we know and trust, I suppose. But he did this series Not, as I say, and then Blackadder started and he asked me to be in the second series, where I played a character called Melchett, and then in the third series in one episode, and then did all the fourth series, as well. We just became friends, really. We’d go on skiing holidays together and that sort of thing. And then a few years ago he started to talk about this idea he had about this whole quite interesting thing, and at first I just thought, “Well, that sounds interesting. It’s a bit sort of Ripley’s Believe It or Not.” But knowing his track record as the best comedy producer of his generation, I kind of thought he must have some television ideas – because for him it’s a whole empire. It’s not just television – it’s books, it’s probably films, and god knows what else.

    KP: I think it’s an action figure at this point…

    FRY: Yeah. (laughing) So, he took me to lunch in a very fine restaurant of my choosing, and…

    stephenfry-05.jpgKP: So, you know how to play the game as well…

    FRY: Oh, absolutely, absolutely. And he asked if I would be in it. Either as a regular guest or as the host, and I said I’d rather be a regular guest than a host – not really knowing much about hosting and whether it was the kind of thing I wanted to do. And we did a pilot for the BBC, and he said, “Well look, for the pilot, can you be the host? Because we just can’t think of anyone else who could do it.”

    KP: So he’s actually quite sly about the way he set this up…

    FRY: Absolutely, yeah, indeed. So I did it for the pilot, and then it just seemed natural… everyone seemed to like it and said, “Well look, you must do the series. It goes through June.” So I said, “Well, okay then.” And I did it through the series. And, actually, I quite enjoy doing them, being the sort of beaming host of or, indeed, the vicious host, depending on how you look at it.

    KP: Obviously, for years you’ve done panel shows. How would you describe the difference, from your perspective, to now be in the presenter’s seat?

    FRY: Well, on the one hand there’s less onus on you to come up with witty remarks. On the other hand, there’s a strange onus on you to keep order. It’s bizarrely like being a schoolteacher, which I was very briefly before going to university. In what we call your gap year – which is the year between school and university where people like to go off usually and do the Inca trail in Peru or lounge around on Leonardo DiCaprio style beaches in Southeast Asia – but I instead taught at a prep school in England. And it’s like that. It’s like having a class of unruly people, and I feel it’s my duty to drag them back to the subject. But, on the other hand, of course, let them be amusing as well. So it’s a peculiar feeling. But it’s fun, and actually that sort of personality distinction between myself and Alan in particular is part of the fun of it, really, is that I treat him like a naughty puppy or a bad school boy.

    stephenfry-06.jpgKP: Who knew you would develop into an amazing comedy duo?

    FRY: Yes, it does seem like that. It’s great fun. We record… I don’t know how long we record. John probably knows. It’s only about an hour, from which they have to get a half an hour, of course. And because we do 12 in one series – which is a lot for an English series, although it’s nothing for an American series – it gets into a nice rhythm.

    KP: Did you know right off the bat that there was a rapport between you and Alan?

    FRY: No, no, not at all. I’ve known him – met him at industry parties, award ceremonies and things – and he seemed a very nice chap and I liked him, but no, it just did seem to work. Of course, you know he plays a lot dumber than he really is, and I play a lot smarter than I really am! (laughing)

    KP: With the benefit of the prompter, I’m sure.

    FRY: Yes, absolutely. I’ve got all the answers, but usually, obviously, the point is not to… if everyone just knew the answer it would be a very dull game. The idea is to vamp and busk and generally, as it were, scatting on the subject. And the great thing is that now it’s well established, people who’ve not done it before will have seen it on television and be less scared of it. Because when it started, when we had a newcomer they were very nervous that they wouldn’t know enough, or that they had to be funny. I think what makes it fun for everyone to be on… well, there are a number of things. One is that it doesn’t address any of the boring issues that other television addresses, i.e. the celebrity culture and pop culture and contemporary politics and so on. It is genuinely… you have weird conversations about strange insects or about the nature of the universe or a chicken that lived five years without its head.

    KP: Very much about the tangent…

    FRY: Exactly, exactly. And that’s a relief, though. And people don’t have this enormous feeling that they have to come up with smart one-liners all the time. That it’s wonderful when people are funny, but it’s also wonderful if they genuinely know something interesting. You know, and sometimes the audience enjoys that more than anything else. Some odd fact may remind them of another odd fact, because everybody does know odd things. But off the top of their head they won’t know them. You need to be reminded. It’s like priming a pump.

    KP: Alan mentioned that Hugh (Laurie) was quite nervous about doing the show…

    FRY: Oh yes, indeed he was, yeah. He’s always nervous, Hugh, mind you.

    KP: From what Alan related, he had a performance anxiety that he wouldn’t be able to keep up with you…

    stephenfry-09.jpgFRY: (Laughing) That’s nonsense! A, he can keep up with me, plus – I mean, he’s so brilliant, Hugh. And also, of course, he has so much charm that he’s always absolutely brilliant anyway.

    KP: I think, now – by law – he belongs to us in America now.

    FRY: Yeah, he certainly does, doesn’t he? Yeah. I’ve only seen four episodes, I think, but he’s terrific. Really wonderful.

    KP: I’m surprised they haven’t scheduled your stunt casting as the hospital administrator, or something…

    FRY: Well, funnily enough, when I talked to him he said, “You’ve got to come and do an episode.” I said, “I’d like to be the visiting doctor from London who’s even nastier than you are. Who makes you look like a pussycat.”

    KP: I can’t even imagine that… unless you went around performing unnecessary amputations or something, I can’t imagine a more unpleasant sort than what they’ve made his character out to be. But in a loveable way.

    FRY: Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

    KP: When you look at something like that, as far as a career trajectory, did you ever have a plan for where your career would go, or where you thought it would go?

    FRY: Never. I’ve never had a career plan or trajectory in my life. I rather enjoy the fact that I have no idea what’s going to happen next in the world, and everything’s a constant surprise. I’ve never planned more than a few months ahead. I just do or don’t do things according to mood, really. I sometimes think, “Well, if I concentrated on one thing, if I decided to be just a writer, or decided to be just a comedian, or just an actor,” I might have had more conspicuous kind of success, but I don’t regard success as meaning anything… Happiness is the only success I’m interested in, really. Rather than the kind of reputation type of success. And QI‘s just something that is fun, and it’s nice… it gives pleasure to people in a very particular sort of way. I like the fact that taxi drivers talk about it. And they say, “Oh, I thought it was going to be too poncy for me…” This very English word – too kind of “artsy-fartsy”, as you would say, I think. But they enjoy it. Because, as I say, everyone does know things that they don’t know they know, and it’s a good program, and so it gets a huge mailbag, of course, because people would say, “Oh, this reminds me of something I was told…” And, of course, people love telling me that I’m wrong.

    KP: Yeah, including Alan.

    FRY: Indeed, absolutely! Absolutely.

    KP: He mentioned that you were generally uncomfortable with the Boxing Day episode at the end of Series 2, with the tables being turned and you being placed in the hot seat under his questioning…

    FRY: Well, I just thought it was a bit… well, not exactly self-indulgent, but I was just worried that it was a bit… yeah, I mean, it looks as if we were too pleased with ourselves in a strange sort of way, as if we were making an assumption in taking for granted that people would so buy into our characters that they would be amused by something that might amuse us. So it was probably oversensitivity on my part.

    KP: See, Alan’s take on it was you just desperately didn’t like being put in that position.

    FRY: (laughing) Maybe that’s true! Maybe that’s probably the horrible truth of it, is that I don’t like not being boss.

    KP: And the problem that Alan had was that you happened to get the first couple of responses correct…

    FRY: Yes, quite. He wanted to humiliate me! (laughing) The tradition in grand English country houses is that the Duke and Duchess serve the staff, the servants, their Christmas lunch. That’s a very English tradition, that. So it’s that sort of equivalent. I become the school boy for one episode.

    stephenfry-03.jpgKP: Does it feel different to you? For years you’ve done panel shows, but being the host, was it a completely different feeling to then be put on the panel?

    FRY: Yes it was, actually. I mean, very strange, because you suddenly feel a whole different part of your comic mind is being asked questions, as it were, that you know you have to come at from a different place. Because you think, “Well now, do I interrupt here? Am I silent? If I’m silent too much people think I’m sulking. If I talk too much, they think I’m trying to take over everything.” So a rather bad bout of self-consciousness comes over one. (laughing)

    KP: Do you find that you became slightly more frustrated with the panelists at times during the first series? I remember in particular the “how many moons” episode…

    FRY: Oh, (laughing) absolutely! Yes, I see it as partly in a comic sense, but also partly in a quite serious sense to be my function, is to stop this kind of anti-science nonsense that is so prevalent amongst some, and try and sort of bang the drum for rational thought. Which is a bit like Hugh in House, actually. Try and be rational and basically push the palm of your hand hard into the face of those who doubt the value of logical thought.

    KP: I think, to some extent, Rich Hall saw a bit of an opening and a way to needle you on that.

    FRY: He did indeed. He’s brilliant at that. He’s an extraordinary figure, Rich, isn’t he? I mean, talk about dry. I don’t know anybody who’s dryer than Rich Hall.

    KP: Someone I’m glad who has found a life outside of the US.

    FRY: Yes, absolutely. Is he well known in America? I’ve never been quite sure.

    KP: Well, I remember watching Rich on Not Necessarily the News in the 80s. Which is where he really made his mark. And then, much like the US does with other things, we kind of cast him off unceremoniously.

    FRY: Right. And he has his Otis Crenshaw character as well, doesn’t he?

    KP: Yes.

    FRY: Have you seen that? Yeah, he’s kind of a trailer park character…

    KP: I’m quite glad that he has an aftermarket in the UK, and you respect him as much as we foolishly did not.

    FRY: Indeed.

    KP: We tend to be quite disposable, and you guys actually tend to respect intelligence and talent.

    FRY: Oh indeed. Yeah, we do.

    KP: Which I’m sure you’ll see, because at some point we’ll even be foolish enough stop liking Hugh, as well.

    FRY: Oh ho ho, please. He’s so sweet.

    KP: It wouldn’t be my choice.

    FRY: No, I hope not. Well he’s got to do another 22 in a few months, so he’s going to be there for a long time.

    KP: Can you envision a season lasting that long?

    FRY: No. And they work so hard on it. I’m doing this movie at the moment here in Berlin. It’s a studio picture. It’s Warner Brothers and it’s got a big budget and everything. So everything’s nice and slow. Here I am in my dressing room chatting to you. I get a nice Mercedes driving me in every morning and get nicely looked after and my own personal assistant who cleans my ashtray and brings me coffee whenever I want it and books me theater tickets if I’ve got a free evening and so on. Hugh, who is the star – and I’m only just a supporting actor – Hugh, who is the star of his own TV series, he has to drive into work, which all people do in TV. He shares a two-way trailer. I mean, he has his own section of it. And he gets almost no time in his dressing room in his trailer because people between shots are running, the whole crew is running around to do the reverse shot and they’re running to do the next shot. And they’re firing people who are a bit slow because they have so much to do. Eight, nine, ten pages a day. You know, we’re doing half a page today, and this is quite a lot of special… not special effects, but stunt work in the one I’m doing today. But give me films any day. They’re so much more relaxing! (laughing)

    KP: Plus he gets to juggle the American accent…

    FRY: Yes, which he does a very good job with – at least to my ears he does, and I think to a lot of Americans he really does do a good job.

    KP: I think it’s always a nicely disconcerting moment when interviewers actually hear his natural accent in interviews…

    FRY: Yes, indeed.

    KP: As someone who’s observing it and has occasionally dipped his toe into it, do you see a reticence for the US audience to accept British actors on their own terms?

    FRY: I think the fact that Hugh was probably best known to American audiences for Stuart Little, in which he also played an American, has made it quite easier for him, because I think with the exception of the Masteripece Theater-type audience who would have seen him as Bertie Wooster in Jeeves & Wooster, most of them will say, “Oh, that’s the guy who was with Geena Davis in Stuart Little,” and they’ll feel quite sort of… maybe feel he almost is American or, if he is English, then he probably grew up in America. Whereas if it was an obvious English actor like Hugh Grant doing it, I think they would find it rather hard to accept. It’s a tricky one. We love… we don’t mind Renee Zellweger doing an English woman, or Gwyneth Paltrow…

    KP: But you did mind Dick Van Dyke.

    FRY: That was terrible, because it was just so… Just so bad. An unspeakably bad accent. I mean, he can’t have had a dialogue coach. It was just shocking.

    KP: (laughing) But he tried…

    FRY: He tried, bless him… yeah, and, you know, he certainly was a good hoofer and he could move around and so on and, you know, I’m a big fan of his and all the rest of it, but dear me. (doing bad accent) “‘Ello Mary Poppins!”

    KP: Well, that shows you the full range of what we have to offer.

    FRY: (laughing) Yeah. But, you know, don’t… I sometimes get quite cross with Americans for selling themselves short. You’re the country that gives us The Simpsons and West Wing and things like that. There’s some really intelligent writing and performing and brilliant TV going on as well as the dregs. There’s some fantastically smart people working in television. Aaron Sorkin and people like that, David Kelly, and many of the others are really – they’re just incredible, what they put together under the pressure they do. Even things like CSI are so much better than they need to be, if you know what I mean. Obviously, after that fourth and fifth series, they tend to get more sentimental and formulaic and so on, but they’re very well constructed and very impressive pieces of craftsmanship. And at their best, like West Wing and The Simpsons, quite brilliantly written.

    KP: Another thing I regret, and QI is an antidote to that, is that we tend to be so intensely disposable because of the glut of information that we have delivered to us…

    FRY: Yeah.

    KP: Just a all of this mass media coming at us.

    FRY: Yeah.

    KP: Whereas, especially with performers – and QI being an example of that – there really is an appreciation for solid, intelligent performers in the UK that I just don’t think we have over here.

    FRY: Yes, absolutely. That is an advantage we have, no question. Yeah. It would be interesting to see what would happen if the Americans took the format, to see what you would do with it. Whether it would become more a series of one liners, whether there would be script editors. We don’t have that. I get the questions and that’s all I do, and I just say “Hi” and ask them. And the contestants… “Contestant” is not the word… The performers come along and respond to them. Some of them would like to know roughly what subject might come up beforehand, but nobody writes gags for them. Nobody tells them what to say. That’s the fun of it. I think the audiences know that somehow. They know whether something is prepared or not. And I’d be interested to see if American performers would allow that.

    KP: It seems – particularly your role within it – a very British thing compared to the US, since we really don’t have the same kind of headmaster-type role in our upbringing.

    FRY: No. You have issues with authority.

    KP: As you’ve seen with Rich.

    FRY: (laughing) Right! Exactly! (laughing)

    KP: Can you imagine hosting an American version of the show?

    FRY: It would be interesting. I would be treated, probably, like King George the Third, as someone who had to be… you know, have my tea poured over the side of the ship! (laughing) (doing American accent) “We fought a goddamn war to get rid of your kind!”

    KP: Yes… The final segment every week would be them switching places with you.

    FRY: Yeah, I mean, look at Anne Robinson on The Weakest Link. I mean, it lasted about a series or two, didn’t it, before people got fed up with this bitch from England…

    KP: I think it was just the intensity with which it was sold.

    FRY: Yeah, I think it was overdone, wasn’t it? It was ridiculously overdone.

    KP: To the point where, I think at one point they were airing it three or four times a week.

    FRY: Oh, dear god.

    KP: Eventually we had The Weakest Link: County Commissioners special.

    FRY: (laughing) Yeah, enough already!

    KP: You can only have so many variations of a game show.

    FRY: Yeah, quite.

    KP: But there’s also just the concept of the entertainer-based panel show, which really doesn’t exist here in the US. Bill Maher tried to do it with Politically Incorrect, but we really don’t have… I mean, in the UK there is that deep history of the panel show and game shows.

    FRY: Yes, there is. That’s right, absolutely. Lots and lots and lots. And I don’t know what it is. I don’t understand what psychological national characteristic is called in that gives it this kind of obsession, or at least history of it. Who knows what it says about you?

    KP: You’re someone who’s endlessly interested in being on these shows… What is the appeal, to you, of the panel show?

    FRY: Well, the fact that it’s simple and easy. I turn a lot more down than I do, but I do the odd episode of Have I Got News For You, which is a topical one, and I’ve done it about four times and it’s been going for 12 years. I’ve done a few others. And I love doing them on radio. They are enormously enjoyable.

    KP: Like Just A Minute

    FRY: Just A Minute, exactly, and I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue, which is a wonderfully silly one but very enjoyable. But yeah, I mean, it’s a pleasant way to spend an afternoon in a studio with… you know, (laughing) I don’t know what the answer is, I suppose. It used to be, before television took over the world, that’s how British people would disport themselves after dinner. They would play games. What’s called house party games. Games like Just A Minute all come from that. They were “parlor games” is the phrase, isn’t it? And a lot of the best games on television come from parlor games like that. There’s that play by Noel Coward, Hay Fever, which has got that classic scene in the middle where they all play this game called in the manner of the word where someone goes out of the room and everyone in the room has to think of an adverb – like “slyly”, or “astonishedly”, or whatever it might be. And then the person comes in and they ask questions, and they all have to reply in the manner of that word. And then he has to guess what the word is. And there’s this fantastic scene of violence and emotional sort of thunderstorm in Hay Fever because one of them feels humiliated because he doesn’t know the word “archly” or something, and they get in this terrible fight about it.

    KP: So this is what a repressed populace plays during a blackout…

    FRY: It would seem exactly that – rather than actually just getting straight down to it, as I’m sure you Americans would.

    KP: As opposed to expressing emotions through parlor games…

    FRY: Yeah, (laughing) that seems to be it.

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    December 23, 2007

    Holiday Havoc: The Venture Bros.

    Filed under: Articles,Holiday Havoc,Quickcasts — Tags: , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 10:58 pm

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    Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

    Not us.

    Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

    Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

    Ain’t that cool?

    It’s Christmas, and that means the fine folks over at AstroBase Go – Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer – have put together another special Venture Bros. holiday tune exclusively for Quick Stop…

    In 2004, The Monarch & Dr. Girlfriend gave us their take on the Bowie/Crosby “Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy“, while 2005 brought the tender trio of The Monarch and Henchmen Nos. 21 & 24 belting out Dolly Parton’s “Hard Candy Christmas” during The Monarch’s incarceration, and 2006 delivered the epic “Venture Aid 2006

    This year, The Monarch & Dr. Girlfriend follow in the vocal footsteps of Shane McGowan and Kirsty MacColl by putting their own spin on the epic holiday classic “Fairytale Of New York”…

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    Holiday Havoc: Paul Dini & Rashy

    Filed under: Articles,Holiday Havoc,Monkey Talk,Quickcasts,Video — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:09 am

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    Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

    Not us.

    Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

    Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

    Ain’t that cool?

    Today, we’ve got a special edition of Paul Dini’s “Monkey Talk”, which finds Rashy and his little brother, SuperRica, swingin’ it Vegas-style for the holidays…

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    Be sure to check out Rashy’s official site at LittleRashy.com“¦ And while you’re at it, be sure to check out Rashy’s “mom”, Misty Lee, at MistyLee.com

    Check out the rest of this year’s Holiday Havoc – and past Havoc – HERE

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    December 21, 2007

    Holiday Havoc: The Sound Of Young America

    Filed under: Articles,Holiday Havoc,Quickcasts — UncaScroogeMcD @ 10:54 pm

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    Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

    Not us.

    Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

    Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

    Ain’t that cool?

    Today we’ve got an exclusive holiday special courtesy of Jesse Thorn and The Sound of Young America.

    The Sound of Young America is, as it describes itself, “a public radio show about things that are awesome.” Hosted by the aforementioned Jesse Thorn, it features interviews, music, comedy, and conversation, presented with a healthy dose of postmodern fun and fancy free.

    Head over to MaximumFun.org and give the show a listen, but not until after you give this little year’s holiday festivities a cyber-spin…

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    Holiday Havoc: Mitchell & Webb

    Filed under: Articles,Holiday Havoc,Quickcasts — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am

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    Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

    Not us.

    Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

    Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

    Ain’t that cool?

    Today, we’ve got an exclusive sketch from UK comedy duo Mitchell & Webb – a little piece called “IT Helpdesk”.

    Chances are, to most Americans, the names David Mitchell & Robert Webb mean very little… unless, of course, they have a friend, relation, or acquaintance by that name. I speak, however, of a pair of brilliant comedians by the sobriquet Mitchell & Webb who currently ply their trade in the sceptred isle of England.

    A cursory glance at the offerings on YouTube will bring you up to speed on Messrs. Mitchell & Webb – who, since their Cambridge Footlights days, have written and starred in Edinburgh Fringe productions, radio (That Mitchell & Webb Sound), a live tour, and a trio of sketch shows (Bruiser, The Mitchell & Webb Situation, and That Mitchell & Webb Look – the latter two of which are currently available on DVD). They’re also the stars of the Britcom Peep Show (about to begin its 5th season), the feature film Magicians, and were cast as PC (Mitchell) & Mac (Webb) in the British versions of the popular Macintosh ads.

    Check ’em out… But first, check today’s Holiday Havoc from Mitchell & Webb…

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    December 20, 2007

    Holiday Havoc: Jonathan Coulton

    Filed under: Articles,Holiday Havoc,Quickcasts — Tags: , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am

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    Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

    Not us.

    Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

    Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

    Ain’t that cool?

    Today, we’ve got an exclusive track from cyber-troubadour Jonathan Coulton – an evil, evil man who must be destroyed.

    Why this call to action? Because he’s immensely talented, an amazingly gifted songwriter, and his incredible creativity both intimidates a normal, ungifted person like myself and drives me to distraction with catchy tunes and wordplay.

    Damn him to hell, I can’t stop listening to his music.

    That includes his first album Smoke Monkey, his first EP, Where Tradition Meets Tomorrow, and the complete 4-disc collection of his online songwriting experiment, Thing-a-Week.

    You can purchase all of his discs, plus other merch – as well as partake of more sonic goodness – at www.JonathanCoulton.com. While you’re over there, be sure to check out all 52 Things – and pick up his CDs. And pledge your life to him. That talented bastard. Until then, here’s an exclusive live version (performed at Johnny D’s in Somerville, MA) of his nontraditional Christmas tune “Chiron Beta Prime,” with a little help from professional singing persons Paul & Storm and a “robot” assist from “Scott”…

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    December 19, 2007

    Holiday Havoc: Opie & Anthony

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    Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

    Not us.

    Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

    Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

    Ain’t that cool?

    Today we’ve got a trio of “From The Archives” tracks from our good friends at Opie & Anthony, featuring Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, and Jim Norton. Also included is the now legendary dust-up between Kevin and the late Joel Siegel.

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    December 12, 2007

    Holiday Havoc: Billy West

    Filed under: Articles,Holiday Havoc,Quickcasts — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:17 am

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    Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

    Not us.

    Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

    Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

    Ain’t that cool?

    Today we’ve got an exclusive holiday skit from the one, the only – voice actor extraordinaire – Billy West, the voice of Futurama‘s Fry, Farnsworth, Zoidberg, and Zap Brannigan, plus Ren & Stimpy, Popeye, Bugs Bunny”¦ cripes, this list could go on awhile”¦

    Billy sent over a sketch that originally appeared on the long out-of-print CD Christmas Party With Eddie G. In this series of sketches, Billy plays all three of the latter-day Stooges – Moe, Larry, and Curly Joe DeRita – as they attempt to record the track “The Twelve Days Of Christmas” in a session from the late 50’s. You can find Billy on the web at www.BillyWest.com

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    December 11, 2007

    Holiday Havoc: Rifftrax

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    Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

    Not us.

    Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

    Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

    Ain’t that cool?

    Today, we’ve got an exclusive Holiday Havoc gift from Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett ““ formerly of the legendary Mystery Science Theater 3000 and authors of numerous best-selling & very funny books and plays ““ and the rest of the team at Rifftrax.

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    If you’re unfamiliar with Rifftrax, they’re essentially downloadable audio commentaries that you can play back on your mp3 player of choice, which you then sync up to your very own DVDs of such classic (and not-so-classic) films as Lord of the Rings, The Phantom Menace, Roadhouse, The Fifth Element, and even Star Trek V. Even better, the commentaries feature that patented humor we’ve all been so desperately needing back in our lives.

    You can purchase these commentaries and many more directly from Rifftrax.com for only a few dollars, and additional titles are being added to the library constantly.

    Today, however, we have that special gift just for our Quick Stop readers ““ an exclusive holiday greeting from Mike, Kevin, & Bill!

    Check out the rest of this year’s Holiday Havoc – and past Havoc – HERE

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    December 10, 2007

    Holiday Havoc: Jeff Smith

    Filed under: Articles,Holiday Havoc,Interviews — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:16 am

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    by Ken Plume

    jeffsmith-02.jpgNavigating the treacherous waters of launching an independent comic book series into the already crowded marketplace of the early 1990’s – one still dominated by the “Big Two” companies, Marvel & DC – could be seen as a foolhardy endeavor. That said comic would be a success in those circumstances – particularly when it was kid-friendly black & white book in the age of bloody antiheroes – seems even more insane.

    But then came Jeff Smith’s Bone. And it was a success, entertaining kids and adults alike with its sweeping tale of the three Bone cousins – Fone, Phoney, & Smiley – who find themselves in the middle of “interesting” (and dangerous) times in a mysterious valley after being run out of their home town of Boneville. Over the course of 55 issues from 1991-2004, Smith told his epic tale from start to finish – a rarity in an industry with so much failure – and told it his way. After wrapping the run, the entire series was released in a massive omnibus edition, before Scholastic picked up the license and has been releasing the 9 “chapters” comprising the tale in beautifully colored volumes (by colorist Steve Hamaker) under their Graphix imprint.

    Following Bone, Smith took on one of the cornerstone heroes of the DC Universe – Captain Marvel – for a mini-series titled Shazam: The Monster Society Of Evil… Which was a huge success, as well, and has been collected in a deluxe hardcover edition.

    Next up is another creator-owned series, RASL, a stark sci-fi tale about a dimension-hopping art thief, which is due to begin in 2008.

    You can visit Jeff and Cartoon Books on the web at www.Boneville.com.

    Here now is our chat with the man himself…

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    jeffsmith-03.jpgKEN PLUME: First off, I wanted to mention that I just saw the hard cover collection of Shazam: The Monster Society Of Evil, which is a beautiful presentation of a wonderful series..

    JEFF SMITH: They just really went for it. It was all their idea, too. Just the beautiful… it’s oversized. They actually shot new film for every single page because they enlarged the interior artwork. It’s larger than the original comics. They just really put some care into it, and I was blown away.

    KP: Just the idea of doing the dust jacket as a fold-out poster…

    SMITH: Again, they came up with that. They kinda liked how I had made a puzzle out of the back covers. Because I was trying to do some old, kinda fun secret codes and puzzles and stuff. And they thought, “Well, how can we repeat that in the collection?” And that’s what they came up with, is that unfold the dust jacket and have it double sided and, oh man, they just really went to town.

    KP: I think it’s one of the first trades that I’ve picked up that’s actually *fun* to pick up.

    SMITH: Yeah…

    KP: Above and beyond just the story.

    SMITH: Yeah. Well, good. That’s what a trade should be. Because, of course, it had all the extra stuff in it, too, almost like a DVD behind the scenes extras and stuff. It had like 40 pages of that. That was unbelievable.

    KP: The development stuff certainly was fascinating to see, the sort of permutations that it went through. Actually, how little permutation it went through from your original conception…

    SMITH: In some ways, yeah. Well, actually, you’re the first person I’ve talked to since it came out. What did you think of all that? You said you liked the package in general…

    KP: I liked the package, and it’s great to read the stories again straight through…

    SMITH: Does it change it?

    KP: The experience itself?

    SMITH: Yeah. Bone, when I collected it – I’ve been serializing it for, like, 12 years, so I knew that when somebody sat down and read it all on one go it would be an entirely different experience. But I wondered if even something as short as this, if collecting it together would be the same kind of thing…

    KP: Well, I think the difference is that it feels like such a complete package – it’s just these four issues for the whole run. Whereas with Bone, I remember buying the very first collection. That was the way I got into it… you just simply couldn’t find the original issues.

    SMITH: Right.

    KP: So I remember back in – it would be what, ’92, buying the first collection?

    SMITH: Yeah, something like that. ’93.

    KP: And knowing that the story was gonna continue for quite a bit after that meant that you really didn’t have a sense of closure.

    SMITH: Yeah. So it didn’t change it that much to read it through…

    KP: No, I think it was just fun to go straight through – and, obviously, the presentation itself… It’s nice to hold a single volume that’s got a heft to it. But no, I think the story was fun right off the bat.

    SMITH: (laughs) Okay.

    KP: It’s certainly more satisfaction to know that you’re not gonna have to wait.

    SMITH: For 12 years, yeah, no doubt. I feel the same way. I’m very pleased I’m not gonna be working on it for 12 more years.

    KP: (laughs) That you know of.

    SMITH: That I know of, right.

    KP: Well, I think you certainly left the door open for yourself.

    SMITH: Yeah. And DC’s made it very clear that the door’s open for the return of the Monster Society of Evil.

    KP: Did you enjoy the experience? How did it compare to Bone, since this is the project you did immediately after wrapping that up?

    SMITH: I actually enjoyed the experience a lot. When they first approached me with it near the end of Bone, I was a little hesitant. But when I started to do some research into the old golden age comics and tried to figure out what was it about Captain Marvel that clicked with so many people back in the golden age, I got interested in the character and I got interested in kind of the simpler, more clean lines of not only the drawings, but just of how the stories were done. Everything was just much more pared down to, he’s a little boy, he has a magic word, and then he can fly and bullets bounce off of him and he can stop criminals. I mean, it’s just that… that’s they key. And I thought that was… that appealed to me. And as far as coming off of Bone to do something, I needed to do something in between Bone and whatever else I did. Because mentally it would be just very difficult to just stop something that I’ve worked on for 12 years and launch into a new one. Not just for me but, I think, for anybody reading it, because anything I did would be compared to Bone, favorably or unfavorably, and I felt like it would be a good break. It would be a little breather for me if I could do a shorter project. (laughs) A 200 page comic book – which is a shorter project to me, but probably to nobody else. But I felt like that would be a nice little palette cleanser, so to speak, for me. And I enjoyed it quite a bit. Working with DC was good. I had fun. Being a 9-year-old and drawing superheroes who could fly. It was great.

    KP: It almost seemed like the equivalent of a band coming off their fantastic debut album and deciding to do an album of covers.

    SMITH: Well, not really. It’d be more like just deciding to come out with just a single, a 45. I don’t know what you call them nowadays.

    KP: I guess a CD single.

    SMITH: Yeah, a CD single. Because, I mean, Captain Marvel compared to Bone is just a sliver. It’s a single compared to an album. That’s exactly what it was. That’s exactly… that’s a really good analogy. I just did my big debut album, and then I just did a little cover single just for fun because it was something I liked and I thought it would be fun.

    KP: And less pressure, would you say?

    SMITH: Oh yeah. Well, mentally, for me, there was pressure. There probably wasn’t less pressure. I think everybody was ready to pounce on me if I’d have screwed it up. (laughs)

    KP: What kind of criticisms did you see as potential coming your way?

    SMITH: Oh, I don’t know. Just whatever the criticism… you know, there’s always…

    KP: The only thing that I’ve ever heard anyone every say is, “We wish the stuff would come out faster…”

    SMITH: Yeah. Well, I can’t do anything about that.

    KP: I’ve yet to run across someone criticize the work itself.

    SMITH: Oh, that’s good. Let’s just keep it that way.

    KP: I think it was good, as far as Monster Society was concerned, that it was planned that nothing would be solicited until it was ready to go.

    SMITH: Yeah, and that ended up… I actually asked for that up front. Because I didn’t really know how long Bone would take to finish – and it wasn’t so much that Shazam took me a long time, it was that Bone took me a long time. Because finishing Bone, at the end, was extremely difficult. I wanted to make sure all the story thread – all the plot points – all worked and meshed together at the end but didn’t feel forced or like a Hollywood pat type of an ending. And it actually ended up being very, very difficult and took me about two years longer than I actually thought. One of the reasons I have that reputation for being slow is, especially the end of Bone, where I was… it took me two years to put out, like, five issues.

    jeffsmith-04.jpgKP: Well, there was the sense that – almost from a story perspective – that the ending arc was almost like pulling teeth for you.

    SMITH: It was, it was. I mean, I think a lot of people thought maybe I just really didn’t want to say goodbye to the characters and the world, but really it was just incredibly complicated to get everything to work out, and work out the way I really wanted it to.

    KP: Was there ever a point where you thought that wouldn’t be the case?

    SMITH: Yes. Oh yeah. That whole two year period where I was tearing my hair out. I was like… I would write the whole ending, two or three issues, and then… not actually draw it and ink it or anything, but I’d write it. And then I’d realize something very important had been left out, and I couldn’t weave it back in. I’d have to throw it away and start over again. And I would just write it over and over again.

    KP: Is there a piece of the puzzle that was particularly difficult to try and get placed?

    SMITH: Well, I can’t remember off the top of my head. Yeah, I don’t remember… it was usually Phoney Bone’s little story. Stories were difficult to weave in. But they all were. There were so many relationships that had to be fulfilled, and so many character stories to tie up. And some of them were more important than others. And some, frankly, I couldn’t actually figure out how to make them fit in, and so I just let them go. I actually think that adds to the book’s appeal at the end, because that’s more real. Not everything is resolved.

    KP: Right. When you talk about an arc of such an epic length, I certainly didn’t feel that I was unsatisfied at the end. Do you have the same feeling when you reflect back on it, that you pretty much did what you wanted to do?

    SMITH: Yeah, I feel pretty good about it. It almost killed me, but I did it as best I possibly could. And I feel a good sense of accomplishment when I can just hold that 1300 page black and white book and then put it on the shelf. Yeah, it was… I just look at it and think, “Damn, that was a lot of work.” (laughs)

    KP: When did you get the sense that Bone was becoming a sort of evergreen tale?

    SMITH: I actually never had that sense, really, while I was making it. It’s more as I just watched it continually go back to print, and just keep selling. I’m just kind of amazed and happy.

    KP: I would assume happiness would be a part of it…

    SMITH: Yeah, yeah. And we’re just going back to the 10th printing on the one volume edition – which I can’t remember how many that is, but it’s going to be another 10,000.

    KP: One of my big regrets is not having the funds to buy that beautiful hardcover edition that you did.

    SMITH: The limited edition, I know. We did the gilded edges with the cloth ribbon and the gold inlay. I don’t think that’s the right word… embossing. We did 2,000 copies of that.

    KP: I remember staring at them at Comic-Con. Those wonderful stacks.

    SMITH: I forget how much they were. They were like $125 bucks a pop. When we arrived in San Diego and unloaded however many we brought – I can’t remember, like 50 of them that we brought to the show out of the 2,000. And we stacked them up and couldn’t believe how big the pile was. Plus, we had all the paperbacks. And we thought, “Oh man, we’re gonna send all this back home. Nobody’s gonna buy this many books at this price, and it’s gonna cost us an arm and a leg to ship them home,” like, “Ah, man.” Now, of course, we sold them within 2 days, and the limited edition ones – when we put them in the catalogue – I think they sold out the first day. Now I wish we’d have done five thousand. But before, ahead of time, we were really nervous. We didn’t know if we were gonna get stuck with all these.

    jeffsmith-05.jpgKP: Are there any thoughts of doing a second edition of the hard cover?

    SMITH: No, that was a collector’s edition. And out of respect for the people who bought it, that’s it. That’s for them.

    KP: Or maybe not gilded or deluxe to the extent that that edition was, but another hardcover edition of the collection?

    SMITH: No. Maybe when we finish the color, we may try to do some kind of a color collection. But of the black & white one volume edition, that’s the baby.

    KP: I’ll keep hoping for eBay. It must be nice to have that hefty a volume in existence, knowing you created that…

    SMITH: Yeah. Well, that’s what I wanted in the first place. I honestly believed, from the time I was a kid, that comics could support that kind of a long, epic story. When I was a kid, I used to like pulpy adventure things like Conan and Doc Savage and Tarzan or Sherlock Holmes, or whatever, but still – compared to comic book stories, those were pretty long stories. And then as I got a little older, I got into bigger books like The Odyssey and King Arthur and even Lord of the Rings. And I knew that that long-formed story could be sustained in a comic book. But I just didn’t see it anywhere. And, of course, when I was at that age there was nothing in American comics like that. But boy, I wanted it. I wanted an Uncle Scrooge story that was really that big. I wanted it – and now, having done it, yeah, it was something that I felt needed to be done. (laughs) “Okay, check.” (laughs)

    KP: And obviously you’ve done quite a few meet & greets and talks and conventions. It seems, from an outside perspective, that everyone was pretty well satisfied with the arc of the story, the conclusion, and it doesn’t seem to me that there’s as major a call of, “Are you going to bring them back, are you going to bring them back, are you going to bring them back?”

    SMITH: Well, my experience is not quite that. (laughs) I get asked, “Are you going to do more,” almost on a daily basis. The two questions that I get asked every day almost are, “Are you gonna do more Bone books,” and “Is there gonna be a Bone animated movie?”

    KP: That’s because there was that long tease years ago with the whole Nickelodeon thing.

    SMITH: No no, I don’t begrudge anybody asking me either of those questions.

    KP: That’s what you get for putting out a flip book years ago.

    SMITH: Yeah, (laughs) Well, I would love for there to be an animated movie. It could happen. Eventually someone will come up to me who’s the filmmaker that can do it, and I’ll say, “Go.”

    KP: That can do it on your terms.

    SMITH: It doesn’t have to be on my terms, but it has to be someone who I think will do it justice.

    KP: Do you perceive it as an arc of films?

    SMITH: I assume so. I don’t see how you could do the whole thing in one movie. You’d have to pick a certain point to get to, and then – if it’s successful – do more.

    KP: The film was in development, if I remember correctly, in the late 90s, and obviously the story wasn’t finished in published form yet. It was in your head, at least where you were going with it. What was going to be the arc of that original first film?

    SMITH: I think it was going to be like get to the end of the cow race or try to get to the end of the third or fourth book. Something like that. With the idea that it would be a self-contained movie, open for sequels.

    KP: Was that the intention on their end as well? Were they looking for a franchise out of it?

    SMITH: Yeah, sure, of course they were. (laughs)

    KP: At what point in that proceedings did the communications deteriorate as to what everyone’s goals were?

    SMITH: Well, you know, everybody gets into it hoping to actually make a really great film. Nobody was trying to scuttle the whole process. You get into these meetings where there’s people with all sorts of interests involved, and you’re not always going in the same direction. It broke down pretty quick, and we just ran out.

    KP: What were the warning signs?

    SMITH: Well, there were many. I think a couple of big ones were, I started getting notes… I was writing scripts and turning them in and I was getting notes that came from out of the blue. “No character in a Nickelodeon movie will ever say ‘Shut up’ to another character.” And I just think, “Well, that’s a fairly random note.” They say “Shut up” in Disney comics. And then, of course, there was the whole infamous discussion of having pop music, like Britney Spears songs, in the movie. Which I don’t know if Britney Spears had anything to do with it. It was more like a record label talking to Paramount and suggesting such things. But that just wasn’t the kind of movie I wanted to have. So it was that kind of stuff.

    KP: Was it an amicable split in the end?

    SMITH: Kind of, yeah. They realized we had gone pretty much in different directions by the end. I think we started off kinda heading down the same path, but reality hits when you’ve got to justify millions and million of dollars and the record label offers you millions and millions of dollars towards the production if they can get some of their songs in it. And then the director won’t let you – or me… I wasn’t the director yet, but I was going to be. It just became what it became.

    KP: How much work had been done, pre-production wise, on the film?

    SMITH: Nothing. Two years just having meetings.

    KP: Do you…

    SMITH: Do I consider that a monumental waste of time? That’s why I took two years off. I took, like, a sabbatical on Bone. And I was going to take two years off, and I ended up only taking a year off because I thought, “Holy moly, this is a huge waste of time. I’ve got to get back to making comics. I hope I can come back to making comics.” Because a lot of people will get distracted like that, and then they can’t get going again. So I was very lucky to be able to pick up and get my readers back.

    jeffsmith-06.jpgKP: So there was definitely concern that any time away might find people moving on?

    SMITH: Yes, of course. I mean, why wouldn’t I be worried about that? The readership and the retailer support in this business is fragile and complicated, you know?

    KP: Right.

    SMITH: And a lot of it’s based on trust. And I don’t have the greatest reputation for timeliness, but I try to be respectful of my reputation of delivering a good comic book of some kind of quality level, and that the retailers will be able to sell it. And I just didn’t want to lose that.

    KP: Was there any point, besides that time, that you ever felt that losing that reputation and quality was a possibility?

    SMITH: You mean just in the 12 years I was doing Bone?

    KP: Yes…

    SMITH: Well, sure. I think every issue. I mean, you’re always looking at the sales charts and trying to figure out where you place and are you slipping or are you staying with the pack… That kind of thing. You’re always keeping track of that. I was, anyway.

    KP: Was there any time that you seriously thought that things could go under? I mean, obviously Bone was one of the lucky titles that weathered the implosion of the mid 90s.

    SMITH: Yeah. Well, there was a bad point in the mid 90s when all the stores were going out of business and the retailers were going out of business and distributors were going out of business. We were selling a lot of Bone comic books directly to individual stores. And as they went out of business, we got left holding a lot of invoices that weren’t going to get paid. So yeah, that was pretty worrisome. I mean, I survived it.

    KP: The one good thing that you had going is that you moved very quickly into merchandising, very early on.

    SMITH: Yeah.

    KP: When the book really started to catch on. So I’m assuming that that was always a nice buffer to have.

    SMITH: Yeah. The merchandising has never made tons and tons of money, so it’s never really driven any decisions that Vijaya and I have made. But it’s awful fun. I love having these little Bone statues and toys and lunchboxes. And usually someone will approach us who makes those kind of things and start that all off. And I view it as promotional items. Like, if somebody sees a Bone lunchbox in a comic book store, I think they’re a little more likely to notice it on the book shelves and pick it up.

    KP: Is there any piece of merchandise that you still haven’t done that you’ve been wanting for years?

    SMITH: We just, just made a Bone stuffed toy. Plush. It’s like 13 inches tall. And I can’t believe we never did that before. And we’re selling them like hotcakes!

    KP: Now, was that just circumstantial that it never happened?

    SMITH: I don’t know. I don’t remember saying, “Let’s not do it.” It just didn’t really come up. And we just finally thought, “Well, let’s do it.” We’ve got the Scholastic book, which is taking Bone and aiming it more towards kids. It sells not just in comic book stores, but in the children’s sections and the graphic novel sections in Borders and Barnes & Nobles. And, in fact, Borders picked up a huge amount of those stuffed animals and are selling them in their stores.

    KP: Are there plans to do a Phony as well?

    SMITH: Not yet. We’re still checking to see if that…

    KP: That that’s viable?

    SMITH: Yeah.

    KP: Well, they certainly look nice, and it’s very hard to pull off rounded characters in stuffed form.

    SMITH: Oh man, and every show I’ve been to and kids pick them up, I take pictures because the kids just squish ’em. I mean, just smash their faces into them. It’s amazing. I have lots of good pictures of them on my website of kids just clutching him right to their chin. It’s really nice.

    KP: Then you have to remind them that they have to pay for them.

    SMITH: Yeah! (laughs) Well, usually by the time I see them, mom and dad have already bought it for them and unwrapped it and hugged them and paid for it and everything.

    KP: Do you foresee it being difficult to keep up with demand, as far as production, on those?

    SMITH: Well, I don’t think it’s quite reached the Garfield suction cup to your car window stage, so I’m not too worried about it yet.

    KP: So are you desperately waiting for those “Bone on Board” signs?

    SMITH: Yeah, right!

    KP: That could be the comeback of the craze. At what point did the convention schedules start being as crazy as they’ve become for you? Because you just completed your big world tour…

    SMITH: Well, actually, it’s always been pretty crazy. In, like, ’92 I started going to just about every comic book show that there was. I didn’t go to the little Holiday Inn ones, the swap meet type, but I went to just about every one as much as I could possibly fit into my schedule and still do the comic book. And only recently, in the last five years or so, slowed down and have just gone to like three or four. But still, three or four big shows a year takes it out of you, and of course one or two over in Europe every year, as well. That’s one every other month, at least. You’re referring to the world tour I just went on that was for a whole year. That was exhausting. I went to 11 countries. Spain and France twice. Launched Bone simultaneously in, like, 15 languages in the new color edition. All while I was wrapping up the Shazam miniseries. So I’m beat! It was fun, though. I started the world tour at the Frankfurt book fair in Frankfurt, Germany. And that’s the largest book event on the planet. Every publisher’s there. It’s not just comic books – it’s all books.

    KP: It’s literally acres of books and publishers, isn’t it?

    SMITH: It’s literally acres of book stalls and publishers and buyers. It’s an amazing thing. In fact, Vijaya went there the year before the tour to meet with publishers in all the different languages and make deals and so she set the whole tour up like a year in advance. Then, when I finally went and launched it, a lot of the publishers were there, and it was really great. And then I ended the tour a year later, just two weeks ago, at SPX. So I went from the world’s largest book fair in Frankfurt to the Small Press Expo in Bethesda.

    KP: Yeah, but what was the Karaoke like at Frankfurt?

    SMITH: (laughs) They don’t get it.

    KP: I can think of no better way to end it.

    SMITH: Very good.

    KP: So, reaction wise, is there anything that really surprised you on the trip?

    SMITH: Well, I’ve slowly been amazed of the changing audience. I know when I let Bone go to Scholastic and colorize it, it would reach more children. But even before that, in the late 90s, there began this change. Neil Gaiman, with the Sandman books, started bringing, like, I remember more goth chicks started coming to conventions. But mostly it was just us guys, right?

    KP: Right.

    SMITH: I remember being on panels at comic book shows and just looking around and going, “Guys, wouldn’t it be more fun if there were, like, women here?” Because there were just none.

    KP: At which point the audience just giggled nervously.

    SMITH: Yeah, (laughs) Well, no, I don’t think so. They just kinda looked at me like, “Why? We’re talking comic books!” But something changed in the late 90s, and I just started seeing young couples, and even two girlfriends coming to spend the day getting their comics, and families. Parents bringing their kids. That did not happen in the early 90s. I never saw that. Not even in San Diego. I mean, in San Diego you might see a kid who’s dressed like a Klingon with their dad who is dressed as a Klingon, but that was it. And especially, like, in the last three years it’s really changed. It’s remarkable how mainstream comics have become. A lot of that is because of graphic novels, which are a more familiar form of literature. A square spine with a single story with a beginning, a middle, and an end. That’s something people can pick up and relate to. The material is more diversified. It’s not all just angst ridden superheroes, it’s now all sorts of things.

    KP: It’s always been a case with comics that if you build it, they’ll come. And there was nobody building anything for such a long time for a diverse audience.

    SMITH: I think that’s true. I think Manga helped, too. Manga proved that kids wanted to read comic books.

    KP: Despite what some people like Joe Quesada might say.

    SMITH: What did Joe Quesada say?

    KP: He made an infamous statement a few years back that he didn’t believe that 10 year olds read comics.

    SMITH: Yeah, well, Manga proves that they do read them. And, in fact, with Bone – they’re reading Bone by the millions. It just has to be made for kids. You just have to think about them. But they want to. I don’t want to zero in on Joe. There definitely was a prevailing thought in comics.

    KP: From a business perspective, the other stuff sold, and there was an audience for the limited range…

    SMITH: Everybody thought that kids were being peeled off by MTV, by video games. And Manga and some of the new graphic novels have proved that’s not the case.

    jeffsmith-07.jpgKP: And Bone.

    SMITH: If you just give them something… well, yeah, Bone is one of the…

    KP: You were, for a long time, a lone island in the sea.

    SMITH: Yeah. But kids do like it. Kids just want entertainment, and they want smart entertainment. They don’t want just… well, actually… I don’t know where I was going with that.

    KP: Have you ever thought, at any point, as sort of like an introductory thing, doing a pocket Bone?

    SMITH: I’m not sure what that means.

    KP: Smaller type stories.

    SMITH: You mean like drawing some quickie Bone comics and then physically make them small?

    KP: Yeah, exactly.

    SMITH: No, I never thought of that. (laughs)

    KP: I remember, as a kid, there was this period where Marvel did them. You actually had these almost pamphlet size, probably quarter size comic books that literally you could put in your pocket.

    SMITH: Interesting. No, I never thought of that. Sounds like work to me.

    KP: Or just repurposing of existing material.

    SMITH: Yeah, I know what you’re saying. You’re saying, “Think about things kids would like.” I absolutely agree with that. For me, Bone is done. So I’m probably not going to do anything more with Bone beyond finishing coloring it, and that’s about it. But I agree with you; that is the trick. And we did that, in a way, taking the comic book Bone – which is black & white and underground – and colorizing it and shrinking it to, like, Harry Potter size. That is exactly what Scholastic did. They kind of not only redesigned and repackaged, but repurposed the comics with kids in mind. The covers we did on the new Scholastic books are not the way I would have done them at first. If you look at all the Bone collections, or even the comic books, Bone is usually pretty small. He’s usually a little character lost in a big world, a big background. Which is kinda how I think of the book. In even my one volume edition, which is out now, it has a little small guy next to these big giant trees and rocks and stuff. But with Scholastic, they convinced me that I should do it in a more kid-friendly way. “It’s called Bone – show us Bone. Put him big on the cover.” And I just went, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” So I drew him, like, really big, and I said, “That’s it, thank you.” And these covers – I mean, if you look at the six Scholastic covers that are out and just sit them on the floor in front of you, they’re candy. They’re beautiful. So Scholastic did actually think, and kind of redirected the books towards the kids.

    KP: Have you ever received any sort of Dylan going electric reaction to the colorization?

    SMITH: I’ve received that all the time for everything I do. (laughs) When I went to Image, going to Scholastic, doing the Trilogy Tour – everything was, “You’re always selling out.” “You’re always doing the quickest, easiest thing,” or whatever. I’ve been catching that hell the whole time.

    KP: Where would that generally come from?

    SMITH: Just the crowd. Do I remember who said it to me?

    KP: No, I mean is there a certain type?

    SMITH: No, it was pretty 100% encompassing.

    KP: What move generated the most sort of, “What are you doing?!?” reaction?

    SMITH: I’d have to say the Image move was huge, because it was during that period when Image had created a certain kind of reputation for itself, and I had created an entirely different reputation for myself, and to me it was just, “There’s, like, six independent guys, I’m an independent guy, and we can work together and do something for each other.” And it was good, because that was that period when everybody was not paying anymore. So Image was able to help me out through that. But yeah, I got a lot of crap for that.

    KP: Also, you got some criticism for being in Disney Adventures, which would have been the first time it was colorized.

    SMITH: Yeah. It’s just anytime you step out of your box, people are going to go, “What’s he doing?”

    KP: “How dare he try and make money.”

    SMITH: I definitely never believed that an artist should be starving in the garrote.

    KP: Which is what a certain segment of the audience expects from what they deem an independent comic.

    SMITH: Well, the comic is the comic. The comic has never been drawn one way or the other or directed one way or the other in any effort to be successful or to make money. It was always only story driven. That’s what it was, and that’s what it was. If that worked, fine. And outside of the actual comic I would try different things… like plugging in my electric guitar, exactly. But, like Dylan, I don’t look back. Don’t look back. This is the direction. Go forward with it.

    KP: Has anyone approached you about doing new material for the collections?

    SMITH: Well, of course. Oh, you mean actually putting new material in the…

    KP: Right.

    SMITH: No, no. No, they were quite happy to do whatever I wanted to do, pretty much. They had hired Art Spegelman and Francois Mouly as their consultants on setting up this new children’s book line, Graphix. And, in fact, I was under the impression that Art and Francois were actually going to be the editors of this new group. Although somehow they didn’t work that out. They had a separate deal for me. But in the beginning, I was talking with Art and Francois about how to redo these books, and it was Art who felt that the books should be in color. Just take those original nine books and colorize them.

    KP: You had been working with colorist Steve Hamaker before this…

    SMITH: Yeah. Steve was a toy designer, though. And although we did do one color thing – the 10th anniversary of Bone #1, we did in color. Just to kinda see. And it was okay. People kinda liked it. But it wasn’t enough to convince me that we should re-launch the whole series in color. But…

    KP: Am I correct that he was a designer for Resaurus?

    SMITH: Yeah, which was a toy company based in Columbus, Ohio here, but really launched fast and big and got into the toy business almost overnight.

    KP: Oh, I remember quite well.

    SMITH: Yeah, it was really nice. But they crashed and burned just as quickly.

    KP: In fact, Resaurus did the Iron Giant toys…

    SMITH: I don’t remember. I think they did Godzilla.

    KP: They also did the first wave of Bone toys…

    SMITH: Yeah. But then the company went down as fast as it went up, and when that happened we just scooped Steve up. And one of the talents he had was he’s a computer whiz and he’s really good at color. It just all kinda came together.

    KP: What was your reaction when you first saw one of his pieces?

    SMITH: I liked it at first. I always thought it was good. But to be honest, when we first started coloring it, I kinda thought it was just that. Coloring it. “This is just putting a layer of color on it just because there are some people who just won’t look at a black & white comic.”

    KP: Did you feel kinda Ted Turner-ish?

    SMITH: Yeah… Well, not that bad. (laughs) Now, though – we’re coloring the eighth one now… even though only six are out, we work way ahead. And at this point, Steve has become so good at it, that I have a very different feeling about the color books. We work together with each scene. We started, in the second one, looking for ways to use the color to be part of the storytelling. To try to put in shadows and different times of day. Golden skies or purple skies. It started to change everything. I got very interested about halfway through the second book when we could suddenly show depth and direct people’s eyes to the right place with color. At this point, the books are… they’re actually better in color than they were in black & white. And I didn’t think I would ever really say that. But they’re a different animal and they’re better. I think the black & white one volume will always be my baby. That’s closest to my heart. But I think the color books are better comics.

    KP: So it’s a wonderful addition to the family.

    SMITH: Yeah.

    KP: Not a replacement, in your eyes.

    SMITH: No. That’s been one thing that was kind of unexpected, was being able to have both versions. There’s the black & white one volume for kind of the original Bone audience – the comic book store people or the graphic novel collector. And then there’s this kind of more mainstream mass market version for kids and new readers. And I like them both, and they both sell in the same stores. You can go to a Barnes & Noble and you can see it in the graphic novel section – the big fat one, black & white – and you can go back to the children’s section and find the color one. And the two audiences don’t seem to affect each other. Like, the sales of the one don’t suffer because of the other one. They’re just two different audiences for the same work.

    KP: Do you see one or the other as being the definitive edition? If one had to go out of print…

    SMITH: For me, it would be the black & white one volume. Because from the beginning, since from the time I was 9 years old, I wanted a big fat black & white comic just like that. Because I would read these collections of Peanuts and Pogo comic strip collections back in the late 60s. And I thought, “That’s what I want.” But I want it, like, three times as fat. So that’s it for me. I did it, and that’s it. That’s what I wanted and that’s it. That’s what it is. And so that, to me, is really the ultimate one. There’s plenty of 200 page color collections, graphic novel collections. But there’s only one 1300 page single story collection, and that’s Bone, the one volume edition.

    KP: That could potentially give you a hernia.

    SMITH: (laughs) Or you could strap one to each of your feet and you could dust the top shelf.

    jeffsmith-08.jpgKP: One thing I do miss in the one volume edition, which was always a fun part of picking up each new issue of Bone, was the letter section.

    SMITH: Yeah. To be honest, I miss that also. I mean, I don’t miss it in the collection. I don’t think it really had anything to do with the collection. But I miss it as a cartoonist. When I was working with Bone, it was serialized, and each comic book would come out, and then two or three months later the next one would come out, and I would get feedback and letters in between. So I knew what I was doing that was working – or conversely, if I did something that was not working, people would write me letters and tell me that, too. And I could adjust. I would work towards their expectations – or even to thwart them.

    KP: Is there anything in particular you remember as being affected by the response?

    SMITH: Oh, everything. I mean, everything was really that way. Bone wasn’t that tightly plotted. I knew what the big turning points were. Bartleby coming back, I think, was… Bartleby is the little Rat Creature cub that befriends Smiley Bone, and Fone Bone takes him up to the mountains to try to give him back to the Rat Creatures to take him home. And I think, in my original outline, they were going to let him go. That was it. Because that story was a whole big arc about meeting this giant mount lion Rock Jaw and learning more of the expository parts of the back story. But the reader reaction to Bartleby was so strong… people just wanted him. Plus, I would go to comic book shows, and people would always ask, “Draw me Fone Bone,” or, “Draw me Smiley Bone,” or, “Draw me Phoney Bone,” and all of a sudden people were like, “Draw me Bartleby.” That reaction, as I’m writing the story, as I’m making the comic pages – to have people react that strongly to a character, that changes it. And I started toying with the idea of, “How can we bring him back?” And he came back in and actually became a huge part of the story, I think. And became one of the strongest events in Smiley Bone’s life. In the book. That’s one example. There’s dozens and dozens of others.

    KP: I think that was the first time you saw something beyond being just a sly comic relief out of Smiley.

    SMITH: Yeah. Which I think was a really kind of an unexpected, fun thing to have happen. As opposed to that was my experience with Shazam. Where I wrote all four issues up front to show it to DC – to my editor there, Mike Carlin – so they could okay it. “This is your character, are you cool with all this?” And they were. So that’s four issues, the whole story, 200 pages. Written to the panel. And then I drew it. And was done with it. I was working on the last issue when we started publishing them. So it was done. I couldn’t get reactions from people. I had no feedback. Well, I mean, I got lots of feedback. I think, mostly, people liked it. Some people didn’t like it that Captain Marvel and Billy were a little more separate than they’ve usually been portrayed. But things like that – I mean, I didn’t get that feedback and couldn’t roll with it and fold it into the story in any way. It was just, like, “The story’s done. Here it is.” And you know what? Between the two ways of working, I would pick to get the feedback. It was much more fun and organic, and more enjoyable, for me.

    KP: Is there anything – now that it’s completely finished and you’ve been hearing what people thought of it – that you would have gone back and adjusted if you’d had that feedback on Shazam?

    SMITH: With Shazam? Well, yeah, probably that one thing. I got the idea that people didn’t like it that Billy and Captain Marvel were… I don’t even… how am I… see, it’s so complicated I can’t even explain it.

    KP: They wanted the wish fulfillment of essentially Captain Marvel being an older Billy.

    SMITH: Yeah. Which I think he is. I still think he is.

    KP: There’s nothing in your story that says that he isn’t.

    SMITH: You’re right. Exactly. I think people think, “Okay, he’s little Billy Batson. He says “Shazam”, and then he just grows into his older, adult, powerful self. What I didn’t like about that version was then he kept his little kid brain. Which I thought completely went against everything the Captain Marvel comics ever had been. So in my version I was just like, “Well, this power comes to Billy,” and I did think that it was still Billy Batson growing up into an adult. But I just thought that he had the spirit in him of this protector spirit Shazam that has gone through civilizations from the beginning of time. It was in the wizard. And so whoever had the power of the magic word, that would transform them. You know what I mean? I think that when Mary got the power, she didn’t turn into a man. She turned into her, with powers. But she just got a little branch of the lightning, so she didn’t transform into an adult. She just got some of the powers. So, by the same token, when… with the Black Adam character, it’s sort of like an earlier version. He doesn’t look like Captain Marvel. Because he looks like the person he’s in. So there’s something, had I gotten the feedback where people didn’t like the word “host”, I probably would have changed that and made it… I would probably have kept it the same way I have it, but I would have folded it into the story more so that you were aware that this is actually Billy as an adult. He just actually is smart as an adult.

    KP: It struck me that as Billy gets older and has been Captain Marvel longer, there will be a merging of that “other”, older, consciousness.

    SMITH: Oh yeah, if I kept doing the story… I mean, I was doing that. I thought I was making it very clear that their two personalities were merging. But I did think that the magic power had some personality. There was some…

    KP: Some sentience of its own?

    SMITH: Yeah, that was moving around. I didn’t think I made that up – I felt like I got that from the original comics. If you watch the old movie serials and stuff, it’s pretty clear that he’s a guardian from the realm of eternity.

    KP: Right. This is obviously a preexisting power that’s been passed down and has obviously some kind of sentience of its own.

    SMITH: Right, right.

    KP: I thought you pulled it off. I can see where some people might have thought that you went in a different direction than you actually did.

    SMITH: Right, right. But what we’re talking about is, like, had I been doing it the way I did Bone where I would have gotten letters after each one, I could have addressed it and made it clearer… because I actually agree that it should be Billy. That’s Billy as an adult. And I could have made that more clear.

    jeffsmith-09.jpgKP: You talk about how tightly written this already was before you went in. Were there any happy surprises – like a Bartleby – that came in just within your own development of the story?

    SMITH: Well, when I wrote it I had a lot of fun discovering things – like Mary being so young. I thought that was kind of exciting and fun. And, of course, then the idea of Tawkey Tawny. I discovered the old Persian myth of the Ifrit, who could just change back and forth. A shape changer from animal to human, human to animal. And those kinda things, I thought, were just fun. But no, there were no surprises, because I had the whole thing all written and just sat down one day and drew it for, like, a year.

    KP: I think a lot of people – in the feedback that I’ve read personally – were interested just how political you made the story, as well.

    SMITH: That’s a good point you bring up. I think people made too big of a deal out of that, to be honest.

    KP: I never got the sense that I was being clubbed over the head with, “Oh no, there’s political overtones to this.”

    SMITH: Yeah. No, I thought… part of my whole approach to this character, Captain Marvel – and Billy Batson – is that one’s a little kid, and he’s helpless, homeless… and the other is Captain Marvel. He’s the most powerful being in the world. He can fly, bullets fly off him. They’re complete opposites. So it was interesting from a story idea to put Billy in situations where he had to deal with the adult world. And sometimes it was like, on the business world and with the media – with the reporter and her boss – and then I had him deal with corrupt politicians. So there’s no question that I put in Heartland Security – I am taking some pretty easy shots at some of those things that are happening. And some people just don’t think you should even have that in it.

    KP: But it’s one of those things… As with any children’s literature that’s written at a certain level – and I think you do write excellent children’s literature – is that it works on multiple levels. The kids are not going to see who exactly you were alluding to when you talked about how Sivana lost his seat to the widow of his opponent… (laughs)

    SMITH: Right, right.

    KP: A kid’s not going to know what that references, but an adult reading will go, “Oh, well, I appreciate the extra layer that was put in there.”

    SMITH: For me, I just saw that story and I thought, “Now that’s the perfect example of government corruption. And I’ll just use that to set the story up.” I do think you have to talk about things that are going on. What else do you write about? But on the other hand, ten years from now, that is purely going to be a story about a little kid trying to deal with government corruption. It’s not going to be specific at all.

    KP: Right. And, like I said, it’s going to be – for the ones who know what you’re alluding to – it’ll be like an extra, “Oh, that’s interesting you worked that in.” But it doesn’t affect the story one way or the other. So I was surprised by some of the criticism. I guess that with anything that deals with that, there are gonna be people that are gonna be touchy on it.

    SMITH: Yeah, exactly. And that’s fine with me. I’d be more worried if I didn’t say anything about stuff going on in the world.

    KP: Was anyone critical of – in what ostensibly was an all ages book – the use of the word asses?

    SMITH: I heard one person tell me that their librarian wouldn’t let it in the school library because of the word ass. But that’s just anecdotal. I don’t know if that was true. That’s pretty lame, though, if it’s true. (laughs)

    KP: Yeah, we all know how the occasional school library operates…

    SMITH: “No character shall say ‘shut up’ to another character in a Nickelodeon movie.”

    KP: Yeah, well, they dropped that rather quickly.

    SMITH: Did they?

    KP: I’m pretty sure there’s at least a couple of shut ups in Jimmy Neutron.

    SMITH: I have no idea.

    KP: And I’m pretty sure there’s some in the SpongeBob film. Certainly in the series. But you can never guess, in the roll of the dice, which executives you’ll get…

    SMITH: Exactly.

    KP: But, back to Shazam, are there ideas percolating as to, if you were to move it on, where it would go?

    SMITH: I definitely could picture a return of the Monster Society. That would come back and do the story that’s more like the original serial which is, now that we know who Mr. Mind is, we don’t just chase and battle monsters. That would be fun. Whether or not I’ll really do it, I’m not quite sure. We’ll see.

    KP: What aspects of it leave you on the fence? Other than just having the time to do it…

    SMITH: (laughs) I have my own things I want to do. DC was very good to work for. I have no complaints. They were patient beyond belief. They were encouraging. They were just great. I had no problem with them at all, and I would do it again – except I want to do my own stuff. They offered me if I would do the series, if I wanted to draw covers or anything I wanted to do. I said what I wanted to say with Captain Marvel in that book, and I think I’m going to do something else now.

    jeffsmith-10.jpgKP: And speaking of that something else, where did the initial conceptualization of RASL originate? How far back does that go?

    SMITH: Around 2000 I started thinking up a science fiction story. And it was originally what I wanted to do right after Bone. My original idea was this guy who could move forward and backwards in time just a little bit, but between parallel worlds, and he would somehow end up in our world, and warn us that – this is in 2000, mind you – he was gonna meet someone, a woman, and they would fall in love and he was gonna say, “I know what happens in your future. There’s religious fanatics are going to blow up buildings in downtown Manhattan.” And then 9/11 happened, and suddenly I was like, that story was… I couldn’t do that story, obviously, and that kind of threw me off. However, since then, I’ve taken the same character, and sort of the same sci-fi premise, but I’ve completely changed it. It’s no longer about that. About religious fanatics and bombs, or anything like that. But it’s a new scenario that has developed, where he’s an art thief, and for enough money – I’m talking, like, stupid money… like Bill Gates money… you can pay him to go to another parallel world, steal the Mona Lisa, bring it back, and you can hang your own Mona Lisa up in the living room. But it’s expensive because it hurts a lot to go between the worlds. It tears him up to the point where it takes him days to recover. Days of drinking and smoking and womanizing and gambling. Then he can go about his business, make his grab. He can steal whatever he’s after. But then to get back, he has to completely clean his mind and his body and become almost Zen centered in order to come back. And, of course, coming back hurts like hell and he has to start the whole process over again of womanizing and pleasures of the flesh and all that.

    KP: At the point that we pick him up, how long has he been doing that?

    SMITH: He’s been doing it for about 10 years when we pick it up. But things are starting to go wrong… I’m going to change that…. I’m gonna say he’s been doing it about three years. He gets more time out of it because there’s a little time drift. So he can do some things longer than others. But it’s been really, in reality – if there is such a thing – he’s been doing it for about three years. But things are starting to go wrong.

    KP: Wrong physically?

    SMITH: He used to be able to go to different worlds and steal the same thing over and over again. Because he knew how to get around everything. He didn’t to like set up the whole gig over and over again. So he could just go to a different world, but he knew how to get past all the alarms and stuff.

    KP: Almost like a Groundhog Day sort of thing…

    SMITH: Yeah, yeah, but he liked it. That’s how he made his living. But things are starting to go wrong. He’s changing things by doing it. So this starts up, he’s been doing it for about three years, and something’s gone wrong. And it’s a big gone wrong, and that’s what starts the story.

    KP: Now, do you have a full arc in mind, or is this just an ongoing series?

    SMITH: It’s an ongoing, but like Bone it…

    KP: You have an idea of where it’s going…

    SMITH: Yes – there is a plan for a beginning, a middle, and an end.

    KP: Visually, how different is it from what you tried to do with Bone?

    SMITH: To me, it’s no different. I’m just drawing it as good as I can draw it. But I’m pretty sure – with how surprised everybody was at how Shazam – they’ll think this is very different. Do you know what I mean?

    KP: For you, personally, how does it feel? Does it feel like it’s still the same wheelhouse?

    SMITH: Yeah. I’m just drawing it as good as I can draw it. I can’t draw any better, I can’t draw any different. I’m just drawing it.

    KP: Is RASL going out in black & white or color?

    SMITH: It’ll start off in black & white. That’s the plan. It’ll come out, like, four times a year in a standard comic book size. It’ll be about 36 pages, and $3.50 is the price we’re gonna put on it. And then once a year we’ll collect it in a large size. Did you see the big… I can’t remember if I saw you in San Diego or not. Did you see the oversized preview of RASL we had?

    KP: No. I heard about it, though.

    SMITH: Well, it was big. It’s, like, 11×17. I think we’ll do some large black & white collections like that. And then, when the whole thing is done, if I think there’s a market for it, I think we’ll do a one volume in color. We’ll color the whole thing. And then that’ll be sort of like the mass market one we keep in print. But that’s a long ways from now. This is definitely self-published black & white.

    KP: Is there anything that’s surprised you about the process so far?

    SMITH: No.

    jeffsmith-11.jpgKP: Or does it feel like what you’re used to?

    SMITH: It’s fun. I’m having fun. Part of the story takes place in the desert, so I went to Arizona for a couple weeks, and I just went out into the desert where it’s just, like, really, really dead quiet, and hot as blazes.

    KP: Deserts normally are.

    SMITH: Yeah. Well, it didn’t surprise me. The quietness surprised me. I mean, it is quiet. Like, when a bird would fly over you, you hear it. It’s that quiet. Every now and then you’ll scare a grasshopper, and it flutters over and man! It’s so loud.

    KP: Like a jackhammer?

    SMITH: Yeah. But I was really able to think. So I was looking for… I mean, I had all the story worked out, but there’s always that little something you gotta figure out – “What’s this one little thing that’s gonna really make this story worth telling?” And I thought of something that would make it interesting for me, and I’m ready to go.

    KP: And what was that thing?

    SMITH: Well, I can’t tell you that.

    KP: I was figuring you were setting it up not to tell me.

    SMITH: (laughs) Yes, I’m setting it up for you to have to go get the book…

    KP: And when’s the first issue out?

    SMITH: February.

    KP: So it’s going to be a quarterly.

    SMITH: Yes. That’s the plan right now. Hopefully 36 pages of black & white story.

    KP: Are you bringing back a letters column?

    SMITH: Yes, we’ll have a letters column as soon as we get some letters. So if anybody’s reading this, write me.

    KP: I guess they could even write in about the preview you put out.

    SMITH: Yeah, they absolutely could. And, in some ways, the letters page has kind of gone onto the blogs and the websites and stuff. You can start up a MySpace page for RASL

    KP: (laughs) Where people can request for art to be stolen?

    SMITH: Yeah.

    KP: If there was one piece of art that you could hire him for, what would it be?

    SMITH: For me?

    KP: For you.

    SMITH: There’s a couple of Picassos that I really would love to have. But I think, if I had to, I would ask him to go to the Musee Orsay and get me one of the Monet series, where it’s just like a church steeple in different light. Have you ever seen that?

    KP: Yes.

    SMITH: That’s what I would want. RASL, go get me some, man.

    KP: And where would you hang it?

    SMITH: Oh, right in my studio. Right in front of my desk. Right above my Walt Kelly original. I have a Pogo daily strip hanging above my desk.

    KP: If there’s a piece of comic strip art that you would hire him for, what would it be?

    SMITH: Well, I’ve got a Walt Kelly daily. I guess I’d really love to have a Krazy Kat Sunday.

    KP: A big, massive, full piece…

    SMITH: Oh yeah.

    KP: Sounds like you could keep him busy.

    SMITH: Oh yeah. Yeah.

    jeffsmith-12.jpgKP: And the complete Pogo collections you’re designing are coming up…

    SMITH: Yeah, well, we’re working on that.

    KP: Which certainly must be a bit of dream fulfillment for you.

    SMITH: Oh, it is. I can’t wait. I’ve been wanting this book since I was a little kid. I always wanted to be able to read the entire run from the beginning. I can’t wait. And I have read the first book, and it holds up. In this first Pogo collection, it starts off with just the silly animal jokes, but it quickly becomes… it talks about suspicion and McCarthy era stuff, and there’s a trial of Albert who is blamed for the disappearance of a little pup dog just because he’s an alligator and everybody assumes that he would eat it. There’s sort of this leading to conclusions…

    KP: Yeah, but none of that is relevant today!

    SMITH: (laughs) Yeah, none of that. No, it’s absolutely beautiful and it holds up and I can’t wait. We’re behind now. We’re having trouble finding good source material because Kelly’s syndicate went out of business. Unlike Charles Schulz’s – United Features – which is still around. There’s gonna have to be an announcement soon about… because it’s obviously not gonna come out this year like it was originally supposed to. But we’re looking. We’re working on it and we’re not giving up.

    KP: Well, it’s better to do it right than to rush it out.

    SMITH: That’s exactly right.

    KP: And so, I guess the last thing I’d have to ask is, how many ideas would you say you’re still percolating about beyond RASL?

    SMITH: I’ve got a couple more. I’ve got a couple more.

    jeffsmith-13.jpgKP: Oh, and when are we gonna see more Bone?

    SMITH: (laughs)

    KP: See, I had to at least throw it out.

    SMITH: There’s still three more volumes coming out. If you’re a kid and you read it in color, you’re still waiting. You don’t know how it ends yet.

    KP: That should be what, the next year and a half?

    SMITH: The last one comes out in 2009, yep.

    KP: And how are you going to mark that finale?

    SMITH: Oh, I’ll probably do another tour. (laughs)

    KP: You’re like a shark now.

    SMITH: Yeah. I just swim, promote Bone, and make little sharks.

    KP: Well, soon you’re gonna be swimming for RASL.

    SMITH: Yeah, that’s right. I’ll have to start doing that very soon. Well, I’ll consider this the first, how about that?

    KP: I feel honored. And I wanted to remind you that I’m one of the few people who were ever paid to work for Cartoon Books in flip books. I’m not sure if you remember that.

    SMITH: No… What did you do?

    KP: I worked your table in Charlotte.

    SMITH: Oh, we paid you in flip books?

    KP: Paid me in flip books.

    SMITH: (laughs) You know what, I am always looking for people that I can pay in flip books.

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    December 7, 2007

    Holiday Havoc: Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

    Filed under: Articles,Holiday Havoc,Quickcasts — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:54 am

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    Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

    Not us.

    Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

    Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

    Ain’t that cool?

    Today we’ve got an exclusive holiday tune from Neil Innes and the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band.

    It was during the Jurassic period (the late ’60s) that Neil was a member of the legendary Bonzo Dog Doo Dah-Band, madcap purveyors of esoteric music (Who else would revive music hall standards in the age of rock? They did it, and it worked!). Their biggest hit was the deceptively poignant “I’m the Urban Spaceman” (While the credited producer on that track was one “Apollo C. Vermouth,” he’s better known as Paul McCartney”¦ Sir Paul McCartney, these days).

    Well, it’s 30 years later, and the Bonzos are back with a new album – Pour L’Amour Des Chiens.In fact, Neil sent us over an exclusive preview track from the album – “Scarlet Ribbons”, performed by Bonzo Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell – just for all of you Quick Stoppers. Be sure to head over to the official site, www.bonzodog.co.uk, to snag your own copy of the album.

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    Download The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band’s “Scarlet Ribbons“:

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    Check out the rest of this year’s “Holiday Havoc” HERE

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    December 6, 2007

    Holiday Havoc: Jonathan Katz

    Filed under: Articles,Holiday Havoc,Quickcasts — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:59 am

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    Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

    Not us.

    Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

    Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

    Ain’t that cool?

    Today, we’ve got an exclusive piece from Jonathan Katz.

    Besides his stand-up career, Katz was the star of Comedy Central’s award-winning Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist (the complete box set of which is currently available on DVD) and is a regular contributor to The Next Big Thing radio show on NPR. His first album, Caffeinated, is also available, and he has a regular podcast at www.WKATZ.com. You can visit him on the Web via his official site, www.jonathankatz.com.

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    Download Jonathan Katz’s Holiday Havoc 2007 Piece:

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    Check out the rest of this year’s “Holiday Havoc” HERE

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    December 5, 2007

    Holiday Havoc 2007: Rick Moranis

    Filed under: Articles,Holiday Havoc,Quickcasts — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:53 am

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    Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

    Not us.

    Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

    Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you (and you can check out last year’s fun here).

    Ain’t that cool?

    Today, we’ve got a special gift from actor/writer/comedian Rick Moranis. Unless you’ve been living in a cave, you’ll know Rick from SCTV (where he co-created the legendary MacKenzie Brothers with Dave Thomas), Ghostbusters, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, and many more flicks through the years (including a guilty fave of mine, My Blue Heaven).

    Rick has provided us with an exclusive track from his album (yes, album!) The Agoraphobic Cowboy.

    Before you go thinking it’s some comedy album ““ it’s not. Yes, many of the songs are funny and the wordplay definitely comes from a brilliant comic mind, but it’s more in the vein of Randy Newman or Harry Nilsson ““ and trust me, that’s strong praise. With a country flair and a solid backing band, Moranis has recorded an album that never becomes kitsch or a novelty, but stands on its own two feet as a legitimately enjoyable listen. For more information, check out his official website at www.RickMoranis.com.

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    Download Rick Moranis’ “Nine More Gallons“:

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    Check out the rest of this year’s “Holiday Havoc” HERE

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    July 29, 2007

    Trailer Park: Comic-Con 2007 Update

    Filed under: Articles,Columns,Trailer Park — admin @ 11:31 pm

    By Christopher Stipp

    Archives? Right Here…
    Want an exclusive piece of information? Seth Rogan stated tonight that his version of THE GREEN HORNET will NOT be played for comedic relief; it will be written as a straight, legitimate action movie. Take it for what it is.

    OK, it’s Friday night, Saturday morning, 12:24 in the morning to be exact, and I have just come from the STAR WARS/WETA party to write a post.

    What, with my screening of SUPERBAD just hours ago to said party where I consumed exactly two appletinis and two-thirds of a Heineken before tarrying away to Wendy’s so that I could eat great even late before midnight, I just had to let you know that I have seen the coverage from the other sites out there and, believe you me, there is no comparison.

    Sure, you could follow the panels that have been written about, the information that’s been interpreted by other writers, but I figured something out this year with the help of esteemed EIC, Ken Plume: Video.

    I bought a $15 tripod and hooked it up to my camcorder and took off into the throngs of my 1:1’s today and the ones I’ll be covering tomorrow. I should mention that if you’re interested in what major celebrities are saying to other sites who have been privileged enough to secure their holiest of holies, please go elsewhere. You can learn a lot from what a lot of writers are saying about the panels. For example, I can tell you, categorically, that the Warner Bros. panel sucked. It sucked for reasons that I can’t even explain at this point. I would use other, more descriptive language, to describe the sucktitude of the panel but I won’t.

    I have audio.

    It’s something I figured out after four years of attending this Comic-Con. You’ve got to get the stories no one else will bring and since most every single major studio deemed it good enough to shaft and tank every exclusive request for an interview I thought it would be fun to try and scoop the scoopers. Why bother having some writer’s interpretation of the panel’s events distilled when you can have the straight poop.

    I have Zack Snyder’s audio of THE WATCHMEN panel; it’s just something no one else is going to bring you.

    I’ve got Kevin’s latest Q&A.

    I have a 1:1 video interview with Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon talking about BALLS OF FURY, where it ends up being hijacked by David Lo Pan himself, James Hong.

    I’ve got the SUPERBAD Q&A which was done after an exclusive screening and where yours truly even made a jackass out of himself by asking a question about the Michael Cera “incident” which I never bothered to check up on after the fact to find out that the “leaked” video was just a hoax (yeah, that was a real journalistic shining moment).

    I’ve got the lovely Missy Peregrym talking about her turn in HEROES and what her new series, THE REAPER, means to her career as an actress who’s simply trying to do whatever she can to stay out of the unemployment line. (She’s sensitive about these things…) She’s, perhaps, been the shining star of the Con so far.

    I’ve even got Blair Butler of G4 taking some minutes to talk to me about comic books, nerd-ism and the magic of the con.

    But, for now, you’ve all got to wait it out until I process all this raw footage. I’m not in the mood to do anything with it, I still have tomorrow to go. So far I’m looking at 1:1’s with the actors of MONSTER SQUAD, the director for SAW and a socio/political cartoonist who should be credited with being a voice for those of us who see our country devolving in ways that we can’t control on our own, Ted Rall.

    Comic-Con is quite exciting this year. I don’t care what the haters will have you believe, the Con is just as alive and well as it should be, regardless of the slack treatment I’m getting by those in charge of the talent.

    Wish you were here.

    June 7, 2007

    Quick Stop Exclusive: Pics from HOT ROD

    Filed under: Articles — admin @ 2:20 am

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    Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem ““ his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then… kick his ass.

    Usually when you do these things it’s the synopsis that gets shafted. People just want the goodies without giving the proper shrift to the context. What’s absolutely bizarre and humorous is that this isn’t just a movie about some dope having to prove something to the world – this is a movie about a dope having it in for someone so relentlessly that he’s going to prove something to the world… and then kick the ass of the person who he’s trying to help.

    Nice setup, even better teaser trailer, and a quite nice Isla Fisher means a lot towards creating goodwill for a guy like me who stopped believing in the power of Saturday Night Live but who has come back aboard with every occasional flirt with comedic greatness (Who out there doesn’t know some verse of “Lazy Sunday” or at least likes Justin Timberlake a smidge more for his help on “Dick in a Box”?).

    HOT ROD’s Internet promotion is just as creative as Samberg is proving himself to be. If you head over to the faux site created by Rod’s brother, Kevin, you’ll be treaded to a nice Web 1.0 version of what these film characters are all about. What’s really good is if you head over to the VIDEOS section of the site; it’s five minutes really well spent. Or, if absurdity isn’t your bag, simply head over to the film’s official site and enjoy all the slickness that m0dern computer coding has to offer.

    Besides all this, the movie stars two of the better comedic players out there, Will Arnett and Bill Hader.

    HOT ROD opens everywhere August 3rd.

    P.s. – I dig Hader’s red shirt below. Reminds me of another bike movie that was a real hallmark in my youth: RAD. That one also starred Talia Shire, and the shirts in that movie read “Rad Racing”. Coincidence? I think not, but the nostalgia is too delightful to ignore.

    Christopher Stipp

    March 25, 2007

    The Venture Bros. Season Two DVD Teaser

    Filed under: Articles,Video — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:22 pm

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    Treat yourself to an exclusive teaser for the forthcoming Venture Bros.: Season Two DVD set, courtesy of the fine folks at AstroBase Go!…

    Fashioned by the mysterious Doc Hammer deep within the labyrinthine bowels of the orbiting AstroBase, this “teaser” (so-called for its uncanny ability to tease money from your grubby paws) was constructed exclusively for the select audience who attended the Venture Bros. panel at this year’s New York Comic-Con

    Many Bothans died to bring you this DVD teaser. Do not make their sacrifice in vain.

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    March 8, 2007

    A Plea From Terry Gilliam (or “Who put the “˜Think’ in ThinkFilm?”)

    Filed under: Articles — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:35 am
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    tideland-01.jpgAs you should know, Terry Gilliam’s Tideland was just released on DVD in the US, Canada, and the UK.

    If you live in the UK, everything’s fine ““ you have an absolutely perfect copy of the film, presented as Terry intended..

    However, if you’ve purchased a Region 1 copy of Tideland, you’re not getting everything that Gilliam intended. While the bonus materials are all hunky-dory, the film itself is presented in an incorrect aspect ratio. While the theatrical aspect ratio was 2.35:1 and the UK disc was released at 2.25:1, the Region 1 release is 1.78:1.

    Here’s what Terry himself had to say about the situation, courtesy of Phil Stubbs’s Dreams website:

    “I mastered the DVD and decided that opening it up a bit vertically from the strict 2.35 looked better on the small screen. It’s probably about 2.25. It is the choice of the director. Tell the fans to relax. I prefer it this way.”

    So while that is the way it was presented on Revolver’s UK DVD release, such is not the case with ThinkFilm’s 1.78:1 disc.

    Initially, Terry believed that the Canadian release was correct, and sent this note into the Dreams site:

    “I think we have to get the word out NOT TO BUY the American version of the DVD. The Canadian version is correct. It’s Region 1… so Americans can see the film as intended” but, sadly, Mr. Gilliam had been deceived about the US release and may yet be wrong about the Canadian one. Is there ANYBODY out there who can confirm without a shadow of a doubt that the Canadian release is in the correct 2.25:1 aspect ratio?”

    Unfortunately, the Canadian release is presented in exactly the same incorrect ratio as ThinkFilm’s US release.

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    After discovering this, Terry has sent us a follow-up”¦

    “I’m embarrassed! Having been assured that the Canadian DVD was the correct format, I now discover I was completely misled.

    What was I thinking? Why hadn’t I jumped a plane and flown to Toronto to buy a Tideland DVD on the 1st day of sales? I would have known the truth before opening my big mouth. What a fool!!! I can begin to see why Stanley Kubrick went a bit whacko trying to keep an eye on every print of his films in every far-flung corner of the globe… and he had a full-time guy doing the legwork.

    Any volunteers?

    What I recommend for all the owners of the North American Tideland DVD is to get a roll of wide black tape… sorry, before you do that, go out and buy a dozen more copies of the DVDs and pass them out to your friends, then… pause the disc at the Capri Films logo when it flares out into a blue sky. What you see is the correct proportion of 2.35:1. Then, unrolling the tape, mask off the black areas on the
    screen above and below. If you want to leave a little bit more space top and bottom of the logo you will end up with the UK proportion. Then you should just sit back and enjoy. All the information left to right is there. There was no panning and scanning. Just stupidity.

    -Terry

    p.s. Check next day to see how many of your friends will still look you in the eye. They are the people you should be spending time with. Fuck the others!”

    So there you have it, straight from the man himself. Will ThinkFilm release a corrected version? We can only hope”¦ Though I’m not exactly holding my breath.

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