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September 23, 2009

Win SUPERMAN/BATMAN: PUBLIC ENEMIES on DVD!

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In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of SUPERMAN/BATMAN: PUBLIC ENEMIES on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October, 7th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on October, 7th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

September 22, 2009

Win THE IT CROWD: SEASON 3 on DVD!

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In conjunction with MPI Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of THE IT CROWD: SEASON 3 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October, 7th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on October, 7th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

TV Or Not TV: 9/21 – 9/27

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Welcome to TV or Not TV where I’m pleased as punch that things are back in full swing.

This week truly feels like the first week of the television schedule being back in full effect.  Every day of the week seems to have a new or returning show making its season premiere and my DVR is nice and full of potential recording conflicts. Life is good once again.

There’s so much that is going on I don’t see any reason to delay it with my opinionated drivel on whatever show is my current flavor of the week. Let’s just get to it.

MONDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: As much as it pains me to say it Dancing with the Stars is the show everyone is trying to beat tonight.

CBS – 8:00 PM: How I Met Your Mother returns with Barney and Robin being forced to face their relationship. Be sure to have a “sandwich” before this one.

NBC – 8:00 PM: Will the two hour season premiere of Heroes be two hours of pure magic or two hours of my life I’ll never get back? Sadly I predict that latter.

FOX – 8:00 PM: House is in the nuthouse as the show returns. I fully expect several sardonic One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest remarks.

CBS – 8:30 PM: The new Jenna Elfman sitcom is called Accidentally on Purpose. This could also be the excuse used by the TV exec for why he greenlit the show.

ABC – 10:00 PM: Castle is back! Really, that’s all I’ve got on this one because it’s enough.

TUESDAY

CBS – 8:00 PM: The new NCIS Tuesday is here with the season premiere of NCIS followed by the series premiere of NCIS Los Angeles. Man, these law dramas breed like mice now.

NBC – 8:00 PM: This week on The Biggest Loser they try to overcome the second week slump while I continue to try to avoid snacking during the show.

ABC – 10:00 PM: Christian Slater takes another crack at television with the forgotten. Hopefully this will fair better than his last show since the name is an easy set up for a description on its potential ratings.

WEDNESDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: Mercy is either the title of a new medical drama on NBC or it is what you will be crying after having to endure another new medical drama. Not sure which. 

FOX – 9:00 PM: Oh man, the affeminite kid is trying out for the football team on Glee. Let the after school special storylines begin!

ABC – 10:00 PM: Sometimes you have to wonder what is going on when a show like Eastwick gets made when it is based on a movie over 20 years old. At least this helps me hold out hope for a Howard the Duck series.

THURSDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: Everyone on the planet blacks out for 2 minutes and 17 seconds and most get a glimpse of 6 months in the future on FlashForward. What would I see? Me still sittting here reviewing TV shows. Huzzah!

CBS – 9:00 PM: CSI and The Mentalist return as I’m sure Leno’s ratings continue to diminish.

FOX – 9:00 PM: Last season I was a big fan of Fringe. Last week’s season opener felt forced and weird. I’ve got to see if this week is any better.

FRIDAY

The CW – 8:00 PM: Smallville returns with the start of a guest stint by Brian Austin Green. Is this going to lead to Ian Ziering being the big bad of the season?

FOX – 9:00 PM: Dollhouse is back and we find out the ramifications of last seasons finale (and this years budget cuts). I predict story telling awesomeness.

CBS – 9:00 PM: Will Allison wake up from her brain surgery with tonight’s return of Medium on its new network? It would be a long boring season if she didn’t so I’m sure we’ll see something.

SATURDAY

SYFY – 9:0o PM: Guess I cracked wise too soon about Eastwick with tonight’s airing of a remake of Children of the Corn. This time, however, it is scripted by Stephen King himself. Don’t hold out much hope, it’s still on SYFY.

NBC – 11:30 PM: SNL is hoping for ratings gold by snaking Megan Fox and U2 for tonight’s season premiere. I just hope she goes all “I hate Michael Bay” crazy tonight (oh wait, did I just steal the monologue’s thunder?).

SUNDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight’s season premiere of The Simpsons is co-written and guest voiced by Seth Rogen.  I can’t wait to see how they capture his rugged good looks in a drawn character.

CBS – 8:00 PM: The new season of The Amazing Race has two members of The Harlem Globetrotters. Wait, is it suddenly 1978 again?

FOX – 8:30 PM: Seth McFarlane‘s plans at network domination come one step closer with the premiere of The Cleveland Show followed by Family Guy and American Dad.

ABC – 9:00 PM: The girls of Wysteria Lane are back and we finally find out who Mike Delfino got hitched to on Desperate Housewives. Drea DeMateo also moves in to the neighborhood as the new blood of this season.

SHO – 9:00 PM: America’s favorite serial killer Dexter returns and is now the proud papa of a brand new baby boy. I can’t wait to see him making the emergency midnight grocery run for diapers, formula, heavy duty garbage bags and duct tape.

Will Wilkins loved the Emmys and is proud to be a sofa monkey.

September 21, 2009

SModcast 94

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 94: Bar SMitzvah –

In which our heroes discover the Middle East.

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September 20, 2009

Opinion In A Haystack: ZOMBIELAND

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zombieland-poster1First, a word on how Zombieland isn’t Shaun of the Dead 2: Jay of the Dead (where did I get Jay? It rhymes with DAY… never mind.) All the atrocious grammar, inept spelling, and questionable motives of “talk backers” on the net would make one think that the issue of plagiarism would be no big deal. How wrong one can be. In the dim, darkened world of the internet-age all movies that are sequels, prequels, remakes, reboots, sequel-remakes, remake-reboots, and rebooted-sequel-half-prequels are given a pass on their content. Generation “TROLL” screams out to Hollywood’s ears “Give me content I’ve already seen, only NEWER and with more CGI!” Yet, when a film tries to exist only on the merits of a script alone, that is when the content is harshly criticized. Apparently you can’t have two separate movies about the same subject anymore, not without bucket loads of hate spewed forth. These complaints seem to have mutated in the 90’s and snowballed into a mammoth sphere of ignorance.

The Patriot was not director Roland Emmerich’s Revolutionary War film starring Mel Gibson… it was Braveheart 2: Brave Hearter. This is obviously because, you see, Gibson is only allowed one period-piece battlefield picture per decade, any more then that and he is a one-trick-pony hack. This is not in defense of The Patriot, Emmerich, or Gibson, but it’s a great example of what isn’t given a pass. These are of course the complaints of a bunch of ill-informed youths, youngsters that have no clue about the seven billion westerns that John Wayne made every two months, all of them loved, all of them welcomed. We need not even go back as far as the Duke. Jean-Claude Van Damme made sixty action films per day back in the 1980s, all of them practically the same, all of them filled with awesome, all of them welcomed for what they were. Now we have gotten to the point where we can’t even have similar subject matter in the proximity of less then 5 years. (Begin sarcasm) You’re making a zombie movie? And it’s a comedy? Umm… Shaun of the Dead exists… PLAGIARISM!!! That’s right, it’s just a rehash for cash, that is all it can possibly be. It shares a whopping two (2!!!) broad elements with another film, Zombieland is dead on arrival (end sarcasm.) Seriously though, Zombieland is about as much of a rehash-for-cash (can I coin that term?) of Shaun, as Gettysburg was a rehash of Glory. It isn’t.

I realize that we are all guilty of this type of accusation from time to time, I know I’ve complained more then once about a new movie cribbing from an older, better flick. However, there is a difference between comparing Neil Marshall’s Doomsday to John Carpenter’s Escape From New York, to comparing films just because they share the same tone and genre. There’s obvious, and then there is just nitpicking. If you are going to shoot down a flick, do it because the writing is abysmal, the direction is shabby, the lighting is amateurish, it lacked any cohesive plot, and so on and so forth. Do not criticize because it might share the same setting and tone of another film. The only exception is for shark movies, we have JAWS, that’s enough.

*****MILD SPOILERS*****

zl3Director Ruben Fleischer’s Zombieland might be the first time fast-moving-non-zombies have actually been properly utilized. The nitpicking loser inside me wants to complain, but the forgiving, Left-4-Dead addicted, softy inside me has to admit something. At no point was I bothered by the fact that the “zombies” where still-living-infected-humans, in a film called ZOMBIEland. This is because of how much of the film’s comedy is derived from the speed at which these zombies move. Right at the start of the flick we are told that due to speed, “the fatties die first.” As a fatty myself, I have to admit that this hilarious (and sadly true) assertion alone is enough to forgive all further use of non-Romero-certified-undead-slow-motion-zombies. Plus the name Zombieland is coined by Jesse Eisenberg’s character… making it the character’s mistake instead of the script’s. Also, it is time all of us who actually care about the Fast vs. Slow zombie debate admit that if fast-still-living zombies became a reality, we would call them “zombies” without hesitation. That doesn’t mean we love George Romero any less.

zl1A hilarious slow-motion credit sequence is all we are treated to as for the initial onslaught of the infected uprising. Zombieland drops us into the already post-apocalyptic world of desolation. Narrated by Jesse Eisenberg, we are introduced to this world through his “rules” for survival, which makes a great running gag throughout the entire film. The movie doesn’t try to be a satirical horror flick bogged down in the meaning of life with heavy syrup. There is no sub-textual message about how “we are them, and they are us.” Zombieland is a simple action-comedy, but great in its simplicity and it stays true to what it is.

zl2Opening credits and flashbacks aside, there are only five non-zombified humans seen throughout the movie, all of them with the simple goal of finding something that reminds them of a pre-zombie life. The girls, Wichita and Little Rock, Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin, are looking to visit an amusement park one last time. Woody Harrelson’s zombie-hunter, Tallahassee, simply wants to eat a Twinkie, and Jesse Eisenberg’s Columbus wants to find his “family.” Even the characters in the movie try to avoid sentimentality by calling each other by the names of the places they are from. This is not to say that there aren’t serious moments in the flick, but no more then your average action movie circa 1985. When dealing with death and survival you have to add in some semblance of emotion, here those moments are welcomed, short, sweet, and do give depth to these four survivors. At no point does the film feel cold or devoid of relatable themes, which serves the comedy, and separates it from empty action fare like Transformers 2 (I know, I know, let it go already… )

teaserWoody Harrelson gives one of his best comedic performances since Kingpin. He is a classical machismo “badass” but he never stops giving us that sense that he’s basically just being Woody Harrelson, himself, which is arguably even funnier. He of course becomes the big-brother figure of Jesse Eisenberg, who is nothing more then a weak, scared, little wussy. Tallahassee is older, cooler, a hero archetype and externalizes all of his anger, so basically they are the Odd Couple in a zombie flick. In fact this might be the biggest flaw of the whole film, its mediocre character premise. We’ve seen these characters before and it’s pretty obvious where everyone is going and why. Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese’s script side steps most chances to make the movie’s themes and characters unique, not to mention all the technical aspects of the zombies them selves. However, all the sidestepping leaves more room for the comedy and the action, which in the end sells the movie as a cohesive entertaining whole. The characters have depth, we’ve just seen these depths so many times before, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The run time even felt short. It’s a movie review cliché but the flick doesn’t “overstay its welcome” one bit. If I’m going down the road of review clichés then I might as well mention that the flick is “just plain fun,” nothing messy. There is passion behind the need to provide light, hilarious, balls-out action-horror entertainment, you got to love that. It’s a rarity in theaters these days. Add to that a pretty good soundtrack (Metallica, Mozart, Van Halen, and Willie Nelson) and a rather cool teaser poster (the one without photoshopped actors.)

If you go back, you’ll notice I said there are only five human characters in this movie, yet four main characters, sans the credits and flashbacks. Well, a certain celebrity makes what is possibly the best comedic film-cameo in the past decade. His entrance, his stay, and his exit are all absolute gold, to the point where I plan to see it again just to hear all the dialogue missed due to the entire theater gagging with laughter. If anyone spoils this cameo for you, punch them in the gut, they’ve done you a great disservice. In fact, I feel wrong even telling you there is a cameo at all… it’s that great. This is coming from someone who usually loathes cameos to his very core.

wwoodyIf it must be done, I’ll do it. Is Zombieland as good as or anything like, Edgar Wright’s Shaun of the Dead? No. Not really. Zombies and comedy is where it ends. Perhaps one could say that Shaun makes fun of the slow-moving-Romero-approved zombies in much the same way as Zombieland does the fast-movers. However, Shaun is a romantic comedy with zombies (a Rom-Com-Zom), with a much tighter, better script and a smaller scope. Shaun even has a “we are them, and they are us” message, plus a dump truck full of homage weaved throughout, with fantastic editing and direction to boot. Zombieland is a straight up action comedy, a great one, but that’s about it… unless there is something I’m not seeing. So there Mr. Internet, I hope that satiates your craving to compare mildly similar films. Thanks for reading.

September 18, 2009

Trailer Park: ADVENTURES OF POWER *EXCLUSIVE* and DAVE BOYLE of WHITE ON RICE

By Christopher Stipp

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ADVENTURES OF POWER – EXCLUSIVE

aopThose who march to the beat a different drummer never met Power, air drummer savant.

I reviewed this film months ago and have been interested with the film’s goings on since then. I have an interview with Ari Gold that will be going up in the coming weeks and I’ve got lots more to share about this film. In the mean time, though, I am debuting a new comic strip that will be appearing on ADVENTURES OF POWER’s website next week but I’ve got the sneak peek. Thanks to the film’s writer/director Ari Gold for the chance to bring you a little extra somethin’ somethin’ while you wait for the movie to land near you soon.

You will be able to come back here every Friday as the weeks roll on until the film finds its way into theaters everywhere come this fall to see another comic, by artist Trenton Duerksen, in the series. Be sure to visit the ADVENTURES IN POWER website and it’s companion blog to watch for more updates.

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DAVE BOYLE, DIRECTOR OF WHITE ON RICE – INTERVIEW

WHITE ON RICE, the sophomore effort from Dave Boyle, deals with the kind of individual who is oblivious to the world around him and lives within their own mind. The film’s protagonist, Jimmy (Hiroshi Wantanabe), is a Japanese import who isn’t struggling with his new homeland as much as he is being a burden on his more than understanding sister Aiko (Nae) and being amused at his smart little nephew Bob (Justin Kwong) the film takes a fresh look at what happens when direction-less men children meet the realities of what life’s really about. Overlooking the idea that this is a movie with Asian Americans, and is just a story about a man looking for his way, the movie bursts with genuine emotion and laughs that feel thought out, not employed haphazardly.

Too often the film is being compared to NAPOLEON DYNAMITE but the movie
sustains itself not on a funky visual style and quirky characters, it succeeds on its own merits as a story that has a definite voice of its own.Dave Boyle took some time to talk to me about the movie, explains what it took to get made, his writing and about Mormon filmmakers.

WHITE ON RICE is currently playing in theaters and film festivals this fall…

white_on_riceDAVE BOYLE: Hi Chris. How are you?

CHRISTOPHER STIPP:
Hey Dave. I’m doing alright. How are you?

BOYLE:
Good, thanks.

CS: Excellent film. I loved this thing. It was so refreshing coming from an independent slant. One of the things I wanted to lead off with was the summer’s been full of comedies that, if it’s popular it has to really push the boundaries of taste and PC. You obviously want to make the humor…genuine humor. Do you see that in the marketplace of studios wanting comedies that are “edgy” in the worst sense of the word?

BOYLE: Yeah, that seems to be the trend right now. I’m not going to lie. I enjoy a good dirty joke as much as the next guy but I get tired of it pretty fast. I also think it’s funnier if it’s a bit more subtle and not so in your face raunchy. It wasn’t really a conscious thing I was thinking. I guess it’s just naturally the way I am that it ended up that way.

CS: Explain to me ““ I know the movie came about from a kind of overlapping. BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO, which I have yet to see, but everything I’ve read about it makes me want to revisit that. How was it for you to come up with this idea while you’re working on the last one and actually start this while in the production process to get this one underway almost just as fast?

BOYLE: In terms of writing I actually wrote the story long before I worked on BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO. What ended up happening was when BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO started off at a film festival it got a lot of positive attention and buzz and I felt I had to capitalize on that as fast as I could and make another movie. So I really worked hard to get this one underway. BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO was finished but hadn’t been distributed yet. So within six months of completing BIG DREAMS I was in production of WHITE ON RICE.

CS: Usually people take some time off but you just jumped right into it with your second feature.

BOYLE: Yeah. I don’t know if that’s always the best thing to do. I think if I didn’t make it that fast it probably wouldn’t have happened. The actors that I wanted, their schedules were open. Just the timing was right so decided to jump in.

white2CS: And to that point”¦James Lee [HEROES] is a household name in nerd circles for those who know. Did you really luck out in that sense that if you hadn’t made it when you did that James wouldn’t have been available? But maybe in the summer they get time off I would assume.


BOYLE:
He’s a pretty busy guy year-round. He likes to keep his schedule really full, independent films and stuff when he’s not working on the show. In this case there was just this window where everyone could get together. In another month, it never would have happened.

CS: I read that coming up with this idea was wholly because where you were at the time when you got the idea down in Australia doing Mormon missionary work. I’m fascinated by how all that came up for you, that here was an idea in your head and you were going to use it with people who were Japanese.

BOYLE: After I got back from Australia I crashed at my sister’s place for a little while and she was waiting for us like the sister in the movie and it just got me thinking that 13 years has passed and I’m still in the same space. But the Japanese theme came when I met Hiroshi on the set of BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO. He’s such a charming, funny and interesting guy and such a larger than life talent. He gave me the idea of a guy living in his sister’s house. Hiroshi really was the key to making this thing happen.

CS: Coming up with enough money, or at least enough capital for one film is daunting enough”¦.did you run into any issues”¦.I mean just going into a second feature thinking “I’ve got enough scratch to get this done” or was there a whole process there with trying to get this thing financed?

BOYLE: There’s always a lot of drama with that stuff. It’s just something you have to expect and maintain a strong stomach and try not to get ulcers. But it was touch and go for a while but eventually we were able to find enough people that believed in the movie enough to invest in it. This time around, on the first film I collaborated with my producer, Duane Anderson, in doing the fund raising. And on this film there were 3 of us who were working on the fund raising. Production companies on their own might be able to make a small movie shot in one location and cast our friends in it but we wanted to make something on a larger scale.

CS: It looks wonderful on the camera. Gorgeous.

white-on-rice1BOYLE: Hey, thanks.

CS: The beginning of it, and this is a question that most people would probably lead off with and it has to be said, in the beginning of the movie you have sort of a samurai sequence and everything leads up to the idea that this person that made this film is somehow working through their ideas of being a Japanese-American and lo and behold you are a gangly white guy.

(Laughs)

I’m fascinated why ““ and you responded to it very well in the festival circuit ““ but was there any conscious choice as to why you decided to make it a wholly Japanese-American cast?

BOYLE:
It really wasn’t a conscious choice it just kind of evolved that way. To be honest I never really thought about it that way. It’s just a comedy that happens to star all Asian-American actors and I think it’s an underused talent pool. There are so many talented actors here who are Asian American. You could have made this movie with an all Caucasian cast .

CS: Were you just sort of colorblind and said “I’m just going to make the movie I want to make and everyone just form around it and forge ahead” or were you sensitive to that fact?

BOYLE: I wanted to make sure that it wasn’t made by somebody who”¦didn’t want it to be something that the Asian-American community wouldn’t be able to enjoy but at the same time I also just, yeah, wanted to cast who I wanted to cast and Hiroshi was the guy and everybody else turned out to be a great match up with him.

CS: Moving forward with that, getting the cast together and creating it and you’re still an independent film director, what things did you pick up from BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO that helped you create this film?

white-on-rice2BOYLE: In BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO I was pretty stylish with the camera but for this time around I decided to trust the actors a little bit more and take a back seat with the style aspect of it. I did a storyboard of the movie. I blocked the actors, rehearsed the scene and my cinematographer decided where to put the camera from there. I really enjoyed working that way. It was a different way of working than Big Dreams. It was a big lesson and every movie has it’s own working style that works best to accomplish the goal that you are trying to reach.

CS: How long of a schedule was it for this one?

BOYLE: It was pretty long but pretty short by any other standards.

CS: Did you find any issues with filming in Salt Lake? Luckily you are only shooting in one location there, but did everything go off without a hitch? You did the storyboard and all but were you flying by the seat of your pants?

BOYLE: We kind of had a location’s department location disaster on the movie. I was seeing the locations were shooting at the very morning we were shooting the scene and we had to make some creative decisions because things just fell through”¦so out of necessity I had to go with what was available. That’s the kind of stuff that you have to say it’s not the end of the world, you can still make it work no matter what is thrown at you.

CS: In order to get prepared I read a previous interview and was fascinated with the idea of Mormon film making. Richard Dutcher in particular. It’s a sub-set of film I am not familiar with and I’m curious if you could help me understand if it was this kind of film making that inspired you to create your own films?

BOYLE: The Mormon filmmaking thing is an interesting phenomenon. Most people outside of Utah and Idaho never heard of any of those movies, yet, in Utah and Idaho and parts of Arizona and a few other places, those movies are heavily advertised, actually at multiplexes. I’m sorry to say that most of those movies are not my cup of tea even though I am a Mormon. A lot of them are over-dramatic and just sort of silly. I think it’s great that they have resurfaced for that community. The Mormon community likes to claim NAPOLEON DYNAMITE as their own but it’s not overtly Mormon. It’s really an inside joke. I think there are things in WHITE ON RICE that the Mormon community will pick up on and appreciate.

CS: The last question I wanted to ask is now that you have two films under your belt, what do you see for yourself as you go into your third feature?

BOYLE: I just hope that every time I just keep getting better. A lot of distribution is more filmmaker driven that it was before which is totally fine by me. I really enjoy the process of getting a movie out there and finding an audience and I hope I continue to find them.

Weekend Shopping Guide 9/18/09: Riff This

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

Just yesterday (well, last year), it seemed that RiffTrax was just a web concern, with nary a physical DVD release to their name. Now, the DVD releases are coming fast and furious, the latest being another two volumes of short subjects featuring riffsters (and MST3K alum) Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, & Bill Corbett – Wide World Of Shorts & Shorts-tacular Shorts-stravaganza (Legend, Not Rated, DVD-$9.95 SRP each). Both are excellent. Both should be on your shelf.

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Want a little extra monitor space without all of the fuss and massive footprint? Look no further than the Mimo Mini USB Monitor ($219). Not only is this LCD monitor a manageable 7″ and easy-to-use USB, but it also has touch screen capabilities that allows for even more usability. Nice.

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Hot on the heels of their inaugural release comes Transformers: Season 2 Volume 1 (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), which collects the first 28 episodes of the show’s sophomore season. Sadly, there are no bonus features this time around.

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Halloween is rapidly approaching, so Universal is using the holiday as an excuse to drop a few much-desired titles on Blu-Ray that make for perfect holiday viewing – An American Werewolf In London, Army Of Darkness, and Shaun Of The Dead (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP each), all of which feature the bonus materials found on the original standard releases (plus some extra goodies on Werewolf. Universal also used the excuse to unleash the miserable Van Helsing (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP), but I won’t hold that against them. Much.

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Speaking of Simon Pegg & Nick Frost, their epic cop action/comedy Hot Fuzz (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP) has also gotten the audio/visual upgrade to high-def, which ports over all of the bonus materials from the deluxe edition that came out a few years back.

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If I had to name my favorite instrument, hands down (pun intended, sadly) it would be a piano. So much so that I was completely captivated by the documentary Note By Note: The Making Of Steinway L1037 (Docurama, Not Rated, DVD-$26.95 SRP), which follows from forest to finish the creation of a Steinway grand piano. The artisanship – and artisans – involved are fascinating.

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Leonard & Sheldon both find a girl in the second season of The Big Bang Theory (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP), which I’m sure comes as a shock to many of you. A shock! Regardless, it’s a funny sophomore outing for the comedy nerd set. The 4-disc set sports a pair of featurettes and a gag reel.

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The fourth season of My Name Is Earl (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) wasn’t its strongest, but I certainly didn’t expect NBC to cancel it – and leave stinkers like Parks And Recreation on the schedule. Either way, the show didn’t get a terribly satisfying resolution, which is the biggest disappointment. Bonus features include deleted scenes, a featurette, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition ($59.99 SRP) is also available.

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I’m a bit disappointed that they’ve decided to break them up, but you can now get the most recent animated incarnation of Astro Boy (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$14.94 SRP each) across five individual volumes, the last of which contains a making-of featurette.

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Where Torchwood fails in its belief that it’s more than it really is, Primeval (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) revels in its straightforward sci-fi/fantasy goofiness, as you’ll see in the second season of monster fighting adventures. The 3-disc set features audio commentaries and a pair of featurettes.

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Fans have been waiting a long time for an official, snazzy-looking edition of the Boris Karloff-presented anthology series One Step Beyond (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), and now they’ve got it. The 3-disc set contains all 22 episodes, plus an extended version of the pilot, promos, an audio interview with Don Mankiewicz, and more.

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The long public domain nightmare is over – Bonanza has finally arrived on DVD in a beautifully remastered, fully official form. They really want people to know, so they’ve named the premiere releases Bonanza: The Official First Season Volume 1 & Bonanza: The Official First Season Volume 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP each), which are packed with archival interviews, promos, photos, and more.

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It doesn’t hold a candle to the feature film, but at least at the start, the TV spin-off of Fame (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) tried to capture its gritty, warts-and-all look at the students of the New York City High School for The Performing Arts. You can now pick up a box set containing the first two seasons of the show, which also sports a “Then and Now” featurette.

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While not as successful as her dip into fairy tales, Shelly Duvall’s Tall Tales & Legends (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) was still a fun collection of star-studded productions of tales ranging from Pecos Bill to John Henry.

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Fox and MGM have dipped into their catalogues to put together a slate of high-def releases perfect for your October/Halloween viewing list – Misery (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.99SRP), Child’s Play (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), Wrong Turn & Wrong Turn 2 (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP each), and The Hannibal Lecter Collection (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$69.98 SRP), which contains Manhunter, Silence Of The Lambs, and Hannibal in one handy package.

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Hot on the heels of the first two volumes, Volume 3 & Volume 4 of the 90’s X-Men animated series (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$23.99 SRP) are now available, featuring an additional 29 episodes but nary a bonus feature.

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Its title led many to believe that Russell Davies might be pulling the trigger on the 10th Doctor’s regeneration a bit early, but last year’s Christmas special, Doctor Who: The Next Doctor (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) was instead a romp through Victorian England with David Morrisey playing a man who believes himself to be the Doctor, with the Cybermen fulfilling the role as the big baddies. As a bonus, there’s the Doctor Who At The Proms concert.

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My sister loves Grey’s Anatomy (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP). Other women do, as well. I can’t stand it. It’s a nighttime soap, and a poor one at that. But I’m sure fans will snap up the complete 5th season, with its featurettes, deleted scenes, and bloopers. In fact, they’ll probably pick up the second season of its spin-off, Private Practice (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) as well, with its practically identical complement of bonus materials.

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Amanda Tapping stars as Dr. Helen Magnus in Sanctuary (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP), a sci-fi series about a group dedicated to studying and protecting bizarre, often terrifying creatures. The first season set contains all 13 episodes, plus audio commentaries, webisodes, featurettes, and outtakes.

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Miramax has opened up the high-def floodgates with a quartet of Asian flicks sure to delight fans of Asian cinema – Hero (Miramax, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP each), The Legend Of Drunken Master, Iron Monkey, and The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi (Miramax, Rated PG-13/R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP each). Bonus materials include featurettes and interviews.

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Essentially a PG-13, network version of Showtime’s Masters Of Horror (meaning no nudity, no gore), Fear Itself (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) was a short-lived anthology series featuring directors such as John Landis and Darren Bousman. The 4-disc set features all 13 episodes, plus director interviews.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #113: Nuts On The Snyde Part 2

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — Tags: , , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:47 am

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #113: Nuts On The Snyde Part 2 – Ken & Dana return – Well, Ken was already there, facing down the DragonCon audience with only Widgett Walls and Aaron Poole by his side, when Dana makes his triumphant arrival, straight from the bathroom.

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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September 16, 2009

Cabin Fever 76: DragonCast

Filed under: Cabin Fever — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 10:12 pm

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cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #76: DragonCast – Aaron was at DragonCon alone and had to find a guest host to replace Brian for this week. Realising 1 person could not fill Brian’s shoes, he enlists a mini podcast army. Zac and Weller from Misinformation plus JJ and Jason from Mars Need Podcasts come together in a supersize team-up bonanza. They discuss DragonPros & cons and identity issues. Music provided by Le Sexoflex.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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Toy Box: Seventh Kingdom Queen’s Council

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Fans of the Four Horsemen look forward to each summer when they release their wave of figures from the Seventh Kingdom, a magical world created in house. The characters in this universe tend toward the anthropomorphic – we’ve seen cows and elephants and warthogs and rhinos, just to name a few. This year they got in touch with their feminie side, producing a wave of 11 female figures.

The background is fairly simple. Queen Alluxandra is the human on the side of good, while Isadorra is the evil chick opposing her. The other nine figures are part of the “queen’s council”, warriors that fight for one side or the other. I’ve already reviewed Allux and Izzy, as well as the six matching cat girls. The leaves just three ladies, all a bit on the mutated side.

As is usual for a Four Horsemen Seventh Kingdom release, the figures are spread out over various retailers, each getting a different exclusive. I’ve got a complete list of the 11 and the corresponding retailer in the Where To Buy section at the end of the review. You can expect to pay around $20 – $25 for each one, but it depends heavily on the retailer.

If you have any questions, you can drop me an email at mwc@mwctoys.com, or check out my other reviews at my main site, Michael’s Review of the Week – Captain Toy, or even follow me on Twitter to keep up with the latest updates.

Queen’s Council – the Mutant Ladies

I have just three figures left to check out in this huge wave – Ccora (an exclusive with Corner Store Comics), Kromus (exclusive through Fwoosh), and Siliskk (exclusive from the Horsemen themselves). For reference, Kromus is the silver chrome looking figure in the photo right below, Silissk is the reptilian looking one, and Ccora is the darker, more alien bronze female.

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Packaging – ***1/2
Unfortunately, the packages lack any sort of personalization, and there’s no markings to indicate who they are exclusive with, either. That’s really the only negative though, and they have one very, very major positive – they are collector friendly, even though they are cardback/bubble style packages.

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The bubble simply wraps around the cardback, but is not attached in anyway. You can just slip it right off, and remove the interior tray. There’s a couple twisties, but nothing too major to impede the removal, and you can always pop the figure and accessories right back in, with no real damage to the package. The packages are also easy to store for the MOCer, thanks to the simple rectangular design.

Sculpting – ***1/2
I wasn’t a huge fan of the six cat variants, mostly because I’m just not that much of a cat person. But the body sculpts were great there, and these are exactly the same figure between the neck and the ankles, sans tail. They’re exactly the same as somebody else in the line anyway – for example, the arms on Ccorra are also used on Allux. Of course, if you hate reuse than this is going to be an issue for you, but if a company is going to re-use a lot of parts (as FH did here) they at least better be great parts.

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The detail work on the armor and body is excellent, with lots of attention being paid to the patterns and textures. These have the feet like Allux and Izzy, not the paws of the cats, and other minor changes exist – they don’t have the large necklaces that adorned the cats, for example – but the amount of re-use is substantial.

The head sculpts is where all the uniqueness comes in, much more so than with the set of felines. There, one head sculpt was merely repainted, but here all three portraits are unique.

My personal favorite is Kromus. The long protrusions on the head remind me of molten steel or lead, and the large earrings offset the tall head perfectly.

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Ccora is a great sculpt as well, however, and has a bit of the Phantom thing going on with the metal mask covering her face. One is left to wonder just what is under there…

Finally, there’s Silissk, the most mutated of the mutants. She has a very reptilian thing going on, and actually reminds me quite a bit of the Grindylow from Harry Potter without the flowing hair. I could easily see Match.com fixing her up with the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

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These figures stand just about 6″ tall, and I think they fit in much better with other 6″ scale figures, like DC Universe Classics or Marvel Legends than the larger 7″ scale lines like Masters of the Universe Classics, but your mileage may vary.

The hands are all identical sculpts, and are designed to hold the accessories. The figures stand fine on their own, although the hips are a bit too restricted by the skirt. More on that when we get to the Articulation section.

Paint – Ccora ***1/2; Silissk ***; Kromus **1/2
The paint work on this series hasn’t quite been up to the quality I expect on a small run specialty line, but it can vary pretty heavily from figure to figure.

Kromus gets the worst of it here, with too many marks and muffs on the silver. Silver is a tough color to do, as any model builder will tell you, but there’s simply too much slop for this price point here. Ccora has the best work of these three, with lots of small detail ops on the armor, and very clean lines on the mask and face. Silissk falls in between someplace, and something about the color choices is a bit off for me.

Articulation – ***
All of these figures are more articlated than you’ed expect, if you simply gave them a cursory in the package glance.

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They all have ball jointed necks, and because of the design of the heads, the range of movement is a bit better here than it was with the cat women. There’s also ball jointed hips and shoulders with the traditional swivel joint at the respective limb, and these have an excellent range of movement. Unfortunately, the skirt tends to inhibit much of this range in the hips, but you’ll be able to get some reasonably good stances.

The waist is a cut joint, and the pin ab joint allows the torso to tilt forward and back. Double pin elbows and knees allow for tight constriction of the limbs at those joints, and cut wrists round out the arm articulation.

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The ankles have both pin and swivel joints, allowing the foot to not just move forward and back but side to side. This is a great addition, since it allows the foot to remain flat on the floor in deeper stances.

All the joints were tight this time around, but the restriction imposed by the skirt pulls this score down a bit.

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Accessories – **
When I first heard the “snap, crackle and pop”, I thought I was having my favorite breakfast cereal. Alas, it was the sound of the accessories that come with these figures.

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Each figure comes with a sword and a spear, done up in various colors to differentiate them. They both fit nicely in their hands, and there’s a small slot on their back for each weapon to be carried. These slots fit the swords better than the spears, but you can get them to work for both with a little effort.

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Unfortunately for FH, every one of their releases has had some sort of factory issue. This time, it’s breakage. Both weapons have more than a tendancy to break, and getting one to stay intact as you put it in their hands, take it out of the package, look at it for an extended period of time, or even glance in its general direction, is quite the trick. I had better luck with these three, as only one of the spears snapped on me. Another one is hanging by a thread though, so I’m not sure if it’s fair to not count it. The swords remained in one piece, but I had issues with them when I first reviewed the human figures. And let’s not even talk about the cats – 5 of the 6 spears broke, making it seem reasonable to have the superglue out and ready when I opened up these three.

Fun Factor – ***1/2
Do you know any kids looking for strong, cool mutant female warriors for their toybox militia? Then these will fit the bill perfectly. Just expect that the weapons will need re-gluing more than once.

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Value – **1/2
I’m cutting them slack on the price a bit, since $20 is still a Hell of a big bill for a single figure, even in the current economy. If you factor in the size of the wave – 11 figures! – you’ll need to save up more than $220 just to compete it! The issue that keeps this score from getting docked another half star is the low production run. Each varient is only being produced in the 250 or so range, which is quite limited even with the amount of re-use.

Things To Watch Out For –
I had far less trouble with weak joints on these three, but you’ll want to keep an eye on it. Which figure has a problem and which don’t tends to be pretty variable.

And don’t forget that the weapons, especially the spears, break from a harsh thought. I fact, I just heard one snap from across the room.

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Overall – Kromus ***1/2; CCora, Silissk ***
I really love the two humans in this series, Alluxandra and Isadorra, but the various pussy cats left me unenthused. You have to have at least one of course, since you don’t want your horny rhino chasing anything else around the house, and my favorite feline is the blue version, Akkuli.

These three mutants are much more appealing to me, which probably says far more about me than it does about the figures. My Kromus has paint issues, but in the end her sculpting and design were just too strong not to end up on top.

Where to Buy –
The eleven figures are spread out over a group of vendors. SDCC was the first place to pick up Alluxandra and Isadorra, but you can get either one at the Store Horsemen right now. They also have the exclusive mutant Silissk. If you think you’d like the full set of 11 figures, you can purchase them in one shot direct from the Four Horsemen as well, and
save some money on shipping.

The other 8 figures are available individually from various websites:

1 – Baddatthiir – available at Big Bad Toy Store

2 – Raavia – available at Raving Toy Maniac

3 – Ccora – available at Corner Store Comics

4 – Oktobria – available at October Toys

5 – D’Zwirra – available through Wizard Universe

6 – Akkuli – available through Action Figure Express

7 – Biggara – also available through Big Bad Toy Store

8 – Kromus – available through Fwoosh

Related Links –
Other related reviews include:

– I’ve covered the six cat chicks from this wave, as well as the two humans.

– I’ve covered previous FANtastic exclusives and variants, including the Timekeepers, Ssejjhhorr, Xetheus, and Vaskhh.

– And if you’d like more background info on the first two series of FANtastic Exclusives, check out the toy wiki page.

Bagged & Boarded 34: Mississippi Rivers And The Temple of Poon

Filed under: Bagged & Boarded — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:25 am

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #34: Mississippi Rivers And The Temple of Poon – In which Matt and Jesse chat about comic book videogames, the most important band of the nineties, and a plethora of other topics so exciting, they might literally make your ears fall off from joy. Also featuring the premiere of Matt’s new song, “Goblins Up, Hoes Down”. So click this, sucka!

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Contest Round-Up: 2009-09-16

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies each of OBSERVE & REPORT on both DVD & Blu-Ray.

In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of THE OFFICE: SEASON 5 on DVD.

In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of HEROES: SEASON 3 on DVD.

In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away a TRANSFORMERS OPTIMUS PRIME 25th ANNIVERSARY PACK + SEASON 2 on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of DOCTOR WHO: THE NEXT DOCTOR on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of PRIMEVAL: VOLUME 2 on DVD.

In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of THE No. 1 LADIES DETECTIVE AGENCY on DVD.

In conjunction with arner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST on DVD.

In conjunction with arner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of SCOOBY-DOO! THE MYSTERY BEGINS on DVD.

In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of VARSITY BLUES on DVD.

In conjunction with Lionsgate Home Video, we’re giving away a three (3) copies of BATTLE FOR TERRA on DVD.

Win BATTLE FOR TERRA on DVD!

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In conjunction with Lionsgate Home Video, we’re giving away a three (3) copies of BATTLE FOR TERRA on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 30th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win VARSITY BLUES on DVD!

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In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of VARSITY BLUES on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 30th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win SCOOBY-DOO! THE MYSTERY BEGINS on DVD!

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In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of SCOOBY-DOO! THE MYSTERY BEGINS on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 30th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:17 am

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In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 30th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE No. 1 LADIES DETECTIVE AGENCY on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:07 am

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In conjunction with HBO Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of THE No. 1 LADIES DETECTIVE AGENCY on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 30th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

September 15, 2009

Win PRIMEVAL: VOLUME 2 on DVD!

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of PRIMEVAL: VOLUME 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 30th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win DOCTOR WHO: THE NEXT DOCTOR on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:52 pm

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In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away a five (5) copies of DOCTOR WHO: THE NEXT DOCTOR on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 30th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win a TRANSFORMERS OPTIMUS PRIME 25th ANNIVERSARY PACK + SEASON 2 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:46 pm

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In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away a TRANSFORMERS OPTIMUS PRIME 25th ANNIVERSARY PACK + SEASON 2 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 30th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win HEROES: SEASON 3 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:37 pm

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In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of HEROES: SEASON 3 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 30th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE OFFICE: SEASON 5 on DVD!

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In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of THE OFFICE: SEASON 5 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, September, 30th.

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Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win OBSERVE & REPORT on DVD & Blu-Ray!

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In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies each of OBSERVE & REPORT on both DVD & Blu-Ray.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, September, 28th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on September, 30th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Nocturnal Admissions: Movie Review – ANTICHRIST

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(Antichrist will be discussed in detail in this review.)

First off, Lars von Trier’s Antichrist is one of the best films of the year, if not the decade.

Not many are going to share this opinion, which is really a fact. Antichrist has once again sparked a current of reaction and rebellion to von Trier and his work, already always controversial. But it’s difficult to understand what exactly it is that people, or at least critics, have against von Trier. His public pronouncements seem to irritate them. His threshold-stretching films seem to make them uncomfortable, as do the similarly provocative films of Michael Haneke and Gaspar Noe, all of whom had films at the 2009 Cannes film festival. The general attitude seems to be that von Trier is something of a fraud, playing with ideas like an uncomprehending child with letter block toys. Antichrist isn’t the first film to inspire the opprobrium of the Cannes masses: the masterpiece L’aventura was jeered at Cannes, with the audience shouting “Cut! Cut!” at the film’s lengthy takes of Monica Vitta running down a hall and opening doors in search of her lover.

Assuming that these are indeed the charges against von Trier, they can be addressed simply. It is the role of art in part to make us uncomfortable, to show us the truth of life unflinchingly, though it is difficult to take. As T. S. Eliot wrote, human beings can only take so much reality. And if von Trier plays the arrogant buffoon in public in his interviews and sound bites, well, as D. H. Lawrence advised in his important book of criticism about American writers, trust the tale not the teller; look to the work of art itself, not what the artist says about it or himself. Which leads us to the charge of fraudulence. If von Trier is a “fraud” in the sense that he doesn’t take his own work seriously and enacts the role of filmmaker in order to undermine and toy with audience expectations, that is of little concern to the viewer. If the film is coherent, if it rings true, if it says about about the human condition, then it doesn’t matter what von Trier “thinks” about it or what his intentions were. We don’t really know the “intentions” of Shakespeare ““ he left no journals or interviews or other records of his opinions ““ but we have the evidence of the plays themselves, which contain a rounded view of life.

Antichrist is many things at once. It is a religious allegory (the “antichrist” of the title is nature itself), it is a horror film, it is a story of fairy tale simplicity and resonance, and it is a European art film in the Scandinavian mode of Ingmar Bergman, especially the Bergman of The Hour of the Wolf and The Silence; essentially it is a “two hander” in the manner of a Strindberg play. The film also has traces of Miike’s Audition, and even the Stephen King adaptation, Misery. Antichrist is provocative, but also extremely well written. To my mind, von Trier is under-appreciated as a writer. Dogville is one of the best crafted but also best written of films, a richly detailed, psychologically acute tale with a brilliant management of a complex idea within which numerous characters interact.

antichristgainsbourgAntichrist will remind horror buffs right off the bat of Nicolas Roeg’s Don’t Look Now. Both begin with the death of a child due to the inattention of parents, significantly in the case of Antichrist after the child witnesses uncomprehendingly the Primal Scene, though as the wife says later, “Freud is dead.” In von Trier’s thick imagery, death and orgasm are united. The rest of the movie profiles how that death haunts the surviving parents, with both supernatural and psychological elements.

In the case of Antichrist, the married couple are He (Willem Dafoe), a Seattle therapist, and She (Charlotte Gainsbourg), a student working on her thesis. The bulk of the film takes place at Eden, their cabin in the woods, where He takes her for a long therapy session to help her overcome her grief and her panic attacks. Not unlike Jane Campion’s Holy Smoke, this foray into into a private and isolated therapy session leads to disaster: the confrontation of a professional with the ethics of profession and the “patient” with the nature of her identity. von Trier hints at the ominous date with the forrest by frequently cutting to images of the woods, scored against unnerving music or sounds, long before they ever get there, as if the black forest is summoning them for a confrontation. Forests are often scary in fairy tales just as they are in real life. Like oceans, they are theaters in which living things fight for survival almost invisibly all around you. Certain horror films, such as The Blair Witch Project, capitalize on the inherent dangers and fearsomeness of the forest. Antichrist is very much in line with this theme in fiction, with an overlay of psychological questing. In the forest, He begins to experience the reality of nature or perhaps is simply experiencing visions of its grosser edge, of animals giving birth and of helpless creatures overcome by predators, illustrative of “nature red in tooth and claw.” These visions are the pole ends of what he thinks he is doing and what he is really doing to his wife, “giving birth” to her new identity free of panic attacks, but also dominating her and even preying on her psychologically. That their woodsy getaway is also called Eden links up with some religious concerns within the film (though von Trier skeptics might scoff that as an unbeliever he is using such themes cynically). This Adam and Eve are seeking to re-enter Eden and reshape themselves, with unEdenic results.

Like a Tarantino movie, Antichrist is divided in four chapters, plus a prologue and an epilogue. After the Prologue, in which their son Nick falls out of their apartment window to his death in the snow, there is Chapter 1, “Grief” in which He tries to wrest control of her therapy from the medical profession, Chapter 2, “Pain (Chaos Reigns),” in which they embark on the forest therapy retreat, Chapter 3, “Despair (Gynocide),” in which He learns some disturbing things about the way his wife treated their son, and Chapter 4 “The Three Beggars,” in which their psychological combat becomes physical. Finally, in the Epilogue, He is free of his wife, wandering the forest like a hunter-gatherer, comforted by the re-visitation of the three animals he has seen earlier, but then he is advanced upon by an ambiguous army of females, their faces blurred out.

Not only is Antichrist, which is about psychological states and physical actions that are difficult to take and difficult to watch ““ because it is dealing with facets of daily life that we spend most of our time suppressing ““ beautiful to look at, thanks to the photography by Anthony Dod Mantle, but its sound production is fascinating (Kristian Eidnes Andersen is credited as the supervising sound editor). The dialogue between He and She is sharp yet rich at the same time, with a strange echoey effect, as if they are always alone in a room. The film uses sound effectively, such as the constant plank-plank-plank of the acorns that fall on the tin roof of their cabin, an audio analog to their disenchantment with nature and Eden. In Returning to Eden, this Adma and Eve find that everything that was beautiful there is now hideous or difficult ““ in her words, dominated by “the sound of things about to die.” He at first takes a distanced, practical stance toward nature, but that doesn’t work for long.

antichristdefoeAt first He seems like the epitome of the compassionate husband, a rational man seeking to cure his wife and save their marriage. His approach to therapy, though, could be viewed as reductive as the Bay Watch Philosophy, which dictates that in every episode, someone with a phobia is encouraged to “face their fear.” The Bay Watch School of Therapy erases phobias through confrontation; von Trier’s existential humanism is less serene.

As the “therapy” continues, an underlying hostility of the wife to the husband emerges. But von Trier hinted at this tension early in the film when He is visiting She in a clinic. As they talk, the camera is first on her, then whip pans left to him for his response to her dialogue. von Trier uses this effect repeatedly in the film’s first chapter, to underscore the anger darts that She is throwing at him without his perception of them. These looks, those pans, suggest an underlying contempt for her husband, which suggests the overarching theme of the impossibility of love in such a world as the one we have.

antichristcoupleHer contempt comes to the foreground in the forrest when she begins to speak frankly to him about his various foibles, such as his distance from She and Nick “last summer.” But he learns strange things about her, too. For one thing, she was hobbling her son with the wrong shoes, a fact that shows up in an autopsy report he at first refuses to look at. Her weird mistreatment of her son anticipates her Misery style ball and chaining of He. She also keeps something called a Gynocide scrapbook. Also, the book she was writing becomes increasing erratic in its handwriting (one of two or three subtle allusions to the films of Stanley Kubrick). She also begins to say “crazy” things, though there is the possibility of a terrible truth to them. She asserts that “human nature is evil,” that “women do not control their own bodies, nature does,” that a “crying woman is a scheming woman,” that “nature is satan’s church.” She also speaks the enigmatic “when the Three Beggars arrive someone must die,” which may refer to the three small statues that Nick knocks down on his way to the window, or to the three animal visitations that He sees. In response, He says that she has betrayed her own thesis that she has been working on for so long, and he also tells her somewhat less convincingly that “good and evil have nothing to do with therapy.”

There are three key points that will probably make an unsympathetic audience member laugh or jeer. There is the “talking fox” moment (in the husband’s hallucination, he is confronted by a fox who says “Chaos reigns”), the “leg iron” scene (von Trier seems drawn to imagery of men and women hobbled by some large impediment that restricts their movement, as in Dogville), and there is the self-mutilation (which has analogs with numerous films that lots of people like, such as Bergman’s Cries and Whispers, but apparently if von Trier does it, the moment is outrageous, cynical and provocative). But the whole movie will seem stupid to those who don’t want to think deeply about life, or prefer superficial films to adult examinations of psychology and tragedy. It isn’t as if the film isn’t thoroughly thought through, unlike so many other recent films. The credits include researchers on misogyny, mythology and evil, anxiety, horror films, music, and theology.

Antichrist is dedicated to Andre Tarkovsky, but a real, though probably unintentional, guiding spirit is Alfred Lord Tennyson’s “In Memoriam A. H. H., 1850” which refers to a man “Who trusted God was love indeed / And love Creation’s final law / Tho’ Nature, red in tooth and claw / With ravine, shriek’d against his creed.” But I guess if you don’t like von Trier you won’t like poetry, either.

Party Favors: Leno’s Long Goodbye

Filed under: Joe Corey's Party Favors — Tags: , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:50 am

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BURBANK — Chat Fatigue is coming.

Forget swine flu (or H1N1); Chat Fatigue will be the sickness that will overtake millions this fall. The group most susceptible to this are NBC viewers. Now that Jay Leno will be taking over the 10 p.m. slot from Monday to Friday (starting Sept. 14) on the Peacock network, viewers will get four hours of people sitting behind desks and talking directly to the camera.

Can the average viewer really handle going from Leno to local news to Conan O’Brien to Jimmy Fallon to Carson Daly? How many guys in suits and ties sitting behind a desk do you want to experience after an 8 hours of work day with guys in suits and ties sitting behind desks? They’re all going to stare at you through the boob tube and jibber jabber. Kinda like the doofus with the desk next to you at work.

Each of the four comic hosts will be mining the same news events for their opening monologues. It will resemble a network version of telephone as they give us a variation on the same punchline. Is it going to be funny by the time Carson Daly mutilates the humor with his tweaked out stare? These four shows will be doing their hardest to rotate the same batch of guests promoting the same movies or TV shows. And they’re all going to be talking and saying the same stuff until it blurs in your brain. That’s when Chat Fatigue takes hold.

You’ve suffered from it before on a local level. You know that moment where you’re eating dinner with people only your pal knows and everyone is talking to you, but they’re talking about stuff that doesn’t include you? At some point you’re sick of hearing them blather about stuff that has so little to do with your reality. You either zone out or escape to the bathroom. That’s Chat Fatigue. And that’s what might happen to the average NBC viewer. Odds are high they’ll just pass out on the sofa with the remote in hand.

What’s strange is how NBC will resemble MSNBC with people sitting around desks and discussing the same topics for hours on end. The only difference is that MSNBC mixes it up with a few Lock Up marathons. Did you know this year’s toilet wine will feature a touch of smoke flavor thanks to a pack of Pall Malls being dumped in the bowl?

I’m not going to predict doom and gloom for Leno. Odds are he’s going to be a bang for the buck sensation for NBC. He’ll attract the crowd who are bored by C.S.I.: Pismo Beach or screaming pundit shows. The person who has the most to fear from Leno is Conan O’Brien. He’s already in a heated battle with David Letterman. After a decade of Tonight Show domination, Dave’s been winning the overall numbers lately. He won two weeks with repeats against freshly baked Tonight Shows. Conan is holding onto the prized demographic group with a slim margin. But part of Conan’s audience are Leno fan holdovers. Will they really want to watch Conan after they get their 10 p.m. Leno fix? Will they sit through the entire local newscast or turn off the TV and go to bed after getting tomorrow’s weather update?

Conan hasn’t been endearing himself to Leno’s crowd. His interview style is rather bland. He’s always claimed he does a comedy show that gets interrupted by guests. His recent talk with Bill Maher made the Harvard alumni look like he’d graduated Aversion U. The man should just stick to asking guest, “What’s your favorite cheese?” He received the ultimate kiss of death when my mother told me that she can’t stand Conan. He’s doomed. Don’t worry about Jimmy Fallon moving up to the 11:35 slot. He’s lucky to have outlived Chevy Chase’s talkshow career. In a perfect world, NBC would have Rob Riggle waiting in the wings to take over Conan’s show. But a perfect world wouldn’t have allowed Jeff Zucker to take over NBC-Universal.

Conan shouldn’t be the only person fearing the axe. This season will be marked by The Leno Line. Any series on ABC and CBS that scores lower than Leno for two consecutive weeks will not be aired the third week. It’ll be the ratings equivalent of being lapped by the stoner geek with asthma in junior high P.E. Nobody will be pleased to barely beat Leno. It’ll be trounce or be bounced for the rival shows.

Is America ready for 4 hours of talk, talk, talk, talkshows? I predict they’ll go to bed early so they can wake up to 4 hours of The Today Show.

IT’S GOTTA BE TRUE

Did you know that if a family of four that buys their groceries at Whole Foods swaps over to Piggly Wiggly, they’ll save enough money in year to pay for their health insurance? I was told this fact by the ghost of Margaret Thatcher.

GOOD VICK PICK

How are we really supposed to know when Philadelphia Eagles fans are booing Michael Vick for his dogfighting past versus him being booed because he’s on the field in Philly? These people boo at funerals if they think a pall bearer is a step off. They’ll boo a pregnant woman for losing her water. So Vick won’t have anything to fear about the reaction from Eagles fans. They’ll just boo him. It’s when they cheer for you in Lincoln Field that you have to be nervous that they’re ready to turn against you.

TICKET TO RIDE

I should be pumped up about the Beatles Rock Band game. The animation recreations of the Fab Four over their career look amazing. They’ve made the plastic instruments to resemble their weapons of choice during the British Invasion. This is almost a dream come true for a Beatles fiend. Will I be the first in line at Box O’ Electronics this 09-09-09 at 9:09 a.m.? Will I be forking out big bucks to join the revolution?

Nope. I can’t enter the world of Rock Band. No matter how cool it seems, what’s the point of being a dork punching buttons on fake instruments. Even David Duchovny looks like a goober playing Guitar Hero on Californication. It triggers youthful memories of playing a tiny plastic Banana Splits guitar except now there’s scoring involved in my faux music moments. I’d be addicted if the game involved going back in time to prevent John Lennon from meeting Yoko Ono, locating the corpse of the real Paul McCartney or Pete Best ultimate fighting Ringo Starr. Maybe I’ll give into this craze when they release Rock Band Leonard Cohen. I’ll max out on “Don’t Go Home With Your Hard-On.”

GOO-GO-GO

How many people sent Michael Jackson sperm to be shoved into turkey basters to create his family? Macaulay Culkin, the kid from Oliver, Jamie Leigh Curtis and Abe Vigoda are all rumored to have donated spunk to the cause. Jacko was getting more jizz popped for him than Gianna Michaels. The only person eliminated from the daddy pool is Michael Jackson. I’m starting to get worried if I completely wiped a toilet seat and could have contributed to the cause.

BLU-RAY HEAVEN

M*A*S*H – Blu-ray brings Robert Altman’s masterpiece about Korean War surgeons of the 4077 to 1080p. This was the film that made superstars out of Donald Sutherland and Elliot Gould as Hawkeye and Trapper John. The movie takes us through their comic escapades to give them a brief rest from the battles raging around them. These were not John Wayne types patching up the wounded. Altman doesn’t let things get too bogged down. The film plays like a documentary as every one in a scene can come into play. Every one is wired for sound. The documentary feel gets reflected in the look of the picture. The hi-def image resembles the murky nature of the original 35mm print. The bonus features include a commentary track from the late Robert Altman. “AMC Backstory – M*A*S*H Enlisted: The Story of M*A*S*H Through the Lens” gives a decent history of the film that eventually became a TV sensation. There’s also “M*A*S*H Reunion.” This is a bit more rough than the TV show so it might upset the TVLand crowd. If you’re putting together a collection of great ’70s movies, M*A*S*H – Blu-ray must go on the shelf.

The Girl Next Door – Blu-ray gives definition to a rather lightweight film. Elisha Cuthbert (24) is a porn star who moves next door to Emile Hirsch (Speed Racer). He falls in love with her, but she has issues with such things. Now the film is unrated but that doesn’t mean you get to see any topless moments of Elisha. She’s pure tease on the screen. That’s just wrong. You play a porn star, you have to at least drop your top to earn that unrated edition. This is one of those cute films that will allow you to use it on a date. The 1080p transfer would have looked a lot better if it’s been used to give high definition to more than naked, sweaty shoulders. There’s plenty of bonus features including “Making of A Look Next Door,” “Gag Reel,” “15 Deleted Scenes,” “Original Ending,” “Red Band GND Trailer “diRRTty” and “Sex Education” featurette. At least we don’t get more nudity from Speed Racer.

High Crimes – Blu-ray takes us back to a time when Ashley Judd and Morgan Freeman ruled cinema as plucky youth and experienced elder. This movie has Ashley’s husband (Jim Caviezel) get busted by the FBI for a civilian massacre when he was a marine. Her only legal help is Freeman. But he’s a recovering alcoholic and the pressure might drive him to drink. It’s engaging military legal thriller from director Carl Franklin. Bonus features include “A Military Mystery,” “FBI Takedown in Union Square,” “A Different Kind of Justice,” “Liar Liar: How to Beat a Polygraph with Sue Ducett,” “The Car Crash” and “Together Again.” The 1080p transfers looks good. It brings out the glow in Ashley’s face that normally comes from Kentucky basketball wins.

Gladiator – Sapphire Series Blu-ray brings the Roman Coliseum action to Hi-Def in a way that makes you fear Russell Crowe is going to hack your head off. In case you haven’t seen the film or watched cable TV in the last 5 years, Crowe plays a Roman General who gets screwed over royally be the Emperor’s son (Joaquin Phoenix). Instead of going home after a successful battle, he’s sold into slavery. He becomes a big hit on the regional gladiator circuit. This leads him to Rome for a massive beatdown in the Colliseum. He plots revenge on Phoenix. It’s a Spartacus level Roman epic. The spectacle of the event looks fine on the Blu-ray image. Everything from the original DVD release has been brought over. There are new bonus features from the original DVD release. “The Scrolls of Knowledge” lets you watch short behind the scenes features while the movie plays. “Visions of Elysium Topic Portal” is an interactive way to footnote the film at various times. Gladiator is still a fine popcorn escapist afternoon matinee. Crowe has aged well when entering the arena.

Braveheart – Sapphire Series Blu-ray takes us back to a time when Mel Gibson was an outlaw who upset a nation. Instead of upsetting the Malibu police, Gibson was inspiring the Scottish nation while attacking England. He transforms into William Wallace, an inspirational leader from the 13th century. Mel has several major inspirational moments that get replayed plenty of times on arena jumbotrons to pull victory out of defeat. His blue faced battle cry of “Freedom” won Mel a directing Oscar. No need to say how his revolution ended except to say that in High-Def, you don’t want to get too close to the screen. Blood might splatter on you. The battles scenes are so vivid and face filling. You’ll duck under a sofa cushion to avoid getting plugged. They’ve created a new hour long documentary called “Braveheart: A Look Back” that’s in HD. “Dimensional Battlefields of the Scottish Rebellion” breaks down the actual battles like one of those History Channel specials. “Smithfield: Medieval Killing Fields” gives us a tour of the battlefields. This is an essential Blu-ray for anyone who embraces the plaid.

DVD SHELF

Important Things With Demetri Martin: Season One is a full show starring The Daily Show‘s Trendspotting correspondent. Demetri is the evolution of Steven Wright with the addition of an acoustic guitar and an easel with a large pad. He uses a slow delivery to sound profound. He’s got a special relationship with his Sharpie. The seven episodes play like Mind of Mencia with a mixture of his stand up in front of a studio audience and filmed sketches. Each show focuses on an Important Thing such as timing, chairs, brains and safety. He’s at his best when he’s looking innocent while doing stuff that would upset grandma. His time traveling character goes back to the time of Jesus so he can hook up with Mary Magdalene. You won’t be wanting to share this moment with the Pope or Bill O’Reilly. The bonus features include deleted sketches, a sticker and a tiny poster perfect for you veal pen office. Martin gives us the 21st Century version of Dave Allen At Large except he has all his fingers.

Animal Armageddon – Target: Earth is more than enough dinosaur action to hypnotize an 8 year old. The four 41 minute episodes takes us around the globe during prehistoric times. The CGI animation creates a realistic environment for the big lizards. This isn’t like the old Land of the Lost. Scientists explain theories about how life began on the Earth and how the Ice Age took out the dinosaurs. They do an outstanding job explaining various creatures and how they interacted. This includes how they attacked and ate each other. This is the perfect gift for the home schooled wonder who denies evolutionary principles.

Harper’s Island: The DVD Edition was a daring summer series since it promised to kill off most of the cast over the course of 13 episodes. There wasn’t an episode that didn’t feature a familiar face getting zipped up in a bodybag. It’s kind of like a homicidal version of Survivor. The victims end up on Harper’s Island as the guests for the wedding of Christopher Gorham and Katie Cassidy. And to think I complain about wedding receptions that only serve finger food. There were murders on the island seven years before so it’s kind of like having your wedding at Crystal Lake. For a series that didn’t do too well, there’s plenty of bonus features for those wanting to catch up on the body count action. CBS was creative with their promos. The Harper’s Globe webisodes are included.

Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween Movie: Limited Edition with Plush is this season’s gift to make you a popular uncle/aunt. Along with the movie comes a small Winnie-the-Pooh plush doll. He’s wearing a Tigger outfit. It’s extremely cute if you’re into small stuffed animals. The 65 minute movie has Roo introducing his pal Lumpy the Heffalump to the candy filled holiday. Tigger fills the Roo and Lumpy with nonsense of a wicked creature known as a Gobloon that comes out that night. If the Gobloon catches trick or treaters, they get turned into Jaggedy Lanterns. If the treaters nab the Gobloon, they get a wish. The duo have to hunt down the creature when Pooh eats all their candy. They need more sugar. Their adventure goes bad and the two wish for something better than sugar sweets. It’s rather educational for the little ones. The DVD-ROM portion includes a way to print out Pooh themed Halloween party invitations, BINGO cards and pumpkin carving stencils. Although odds are your kid will care more about the stuffed Pooh in the Tigger outfit than playing BINGO.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: The Complete Ninth Season is a transitional time for the Las Vegas crew. William Peterson’s steps back from the show. Who can replace the man from Man Hunter? Why it’s Laurence Fishburne. He looks right for the role, but it’s hard not to imagine him during a conference insisting people choose the red or blue pill. Peterson sticks around for the first third of the season. “Art Imitates Life” has a serial killer going around posing his victims just like an artist poses his models. Could it be the same guy? Before Peterson can take his time off the show, another cast member gets a casket shot for his departure. There’s no need to mention the name of this episode since it’ll give away what CSI member dies and who amongst them took the person out. Is that enough of a teaser without giving away the goods? “Leave Out All the Rest” brings back the S&M kink. “Young Man With A Horn” investigate a murder that involves Tippi Hedren (Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds) and Robert Guillaume (Benson). “A Space Oddity” is mom’s favorite episode of the season. She proceeded to tell me the entire show before I had a chance to watch it. Besides the death of a TV producer at a Sci-Fi convention, Wallace Langham (The Larry Sanders Show) realizes he could seriously bond with Liz Vassey. They even have a commentary track on this episode. The “Rats In Space” bonus feature also deals with this episode. The season does plays well even with the cast turnover. There’s a Blu-ray edition for those who adore crime scenes in 1080p.

CSI: Miami: The Seventh Season lets the blood flow under the palms. The previous season ended with the assignation of David Caruso on an airport tarmac. Was he really going to walk out on this TV series? Would Jimmy Smits be taking over the team? Well the answer is given that this shooting wasn’t all that it appears. Caruso wasn’t ready to kill another golden goose. Elizabeth Berkley (Showgirls) returns this season as his ex-lover and baby’s mama. “Won’t Get Fueled Again” takes us back to last year when gas was $5 a gallon. At a sheik white dress beach party, a man on fire bursts into a tent. It’s a fantastic burn stunt that you’ll watch in slow-mo afterward. The bonus features include “The Miami Sound Machine,” “New AV Lab” and “a few audio commentaries. You have to provide your own sunglasses to take off when Caruso uncovers his own peepers. Joel McHale on The Soup really knows how to recreate this signature move.

Criminal Minds: Season 4 is another visit with the FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit. Thomas Gibson (Eyes Wide Shut) and Joe Mantegna (The Simpsons) run the procedural series. “Mayhem” resolves the season three cliffhanger when terrorist blew up a BAU SUV. What BAU was DOA in the SUV? “Minimal Loss” has them go undercover in a cult to check out claims of child abuse. Luke Perry gives another performance that rates up with his Oz turn. “Masterpiece” has them profile a serial killer that’s confessed to his crimes, but he’s still got an active killing. They’ve got to stop him. The serial killer is Jason Alexander wearing a wig stolen from Rick Wakeman. Wouldn’t have been great if the final episode of Seinfeld had George kill off the gang. There’s 26 episodes spread over 7 DVDs. The bonuses include a gag reel, deleted scenes and “Working the Scene” that gives us details on 11 episodes. Like NCIS, Criminal Minds keeps improving in the ratings.

Desperate Housewives: The Complete Fifth Season – The Red Hot Edition lets us catch up on the ladies of Wisteria Lane. There’s a lot more to gossip to grab this time since the season starts off five years after the last episode when Dana Delany (China Beach) shot her husband. The big addition to the show is Gale Harold. That’s right, Brian Kinney of Queer As Folk is now boffing Lois Lane (Teri Hatcher). Harold’s not in too many episodes since in the middle of the season he got into a motorcycle wreck. Nicollette Sheridan ends up married to Neal McDonough. That guy just exudes A-holeness on the screen. Is it possible to look at him for five minutes without wanting an excuse to kneecap him? Turns out he’s also got an unhealthy interest in Teri Hatcher. Who wouldn’t? The boxset contains plenty of bonus features to keep #1 fan Oprah busy. They have bloopers, deleted scenes and commentary tracks. The best of the apple basket is “Miss Piggy takes Wisteria Lane.” Only Miss Piggy looks like she’s had less work done on her face than a couple of the housewives.

Brothers and Sisters: The Complete Third Season reminds us how messed up the children of Sally Fields (Smokey and the Bandit and Tom Skerrit (Alien) would be. The Walker family seems to be an off shoot of the world of thirtysomething which makes sense since it stars Patricia Wettig. The daughters along with Calista Flockhard (Ally McBeal) and Rachel Griffiths (Six Feet Under). Griffiths becomes a single sister this season. Although she spends most of her freshly minted free time on her new business venture. Wettig is Skerrit’s mistress who has taken over the family’s business. It’s tense affair with sibling rivalries raging in Pasadena. The bonus features include letting us see a real family winery in Ojai. Nobody at the winery seems as messed up as the Walkers. There’s an intriguing interview with Fields and Wettig. Nice to see them out of character.

The Game: The First Season puts Girlfriends into the locker room by letting us meet the wives of pro football players. It’s kind of like The Real Housewives of Atlanta except without so much drama. Tia Mowry skips John Hopkins Med School to move out west with her wide receiver boyfriend. She quickly learns the game behind the game from the ladies that love the gridiron stars. It’s more female oriented than HBO’s Hard Knocks. It’s geared towards the folks that liked Girlfriends. This is the first of three seasons.

Bonanza: The Official First Season, Volume 1 & Volume 2 finally gives us a legitimate version of the Cartwright family saga. They were a family of a father Ben (Battlestar Galactica‘s Lorne Greene) and his three sons by different wives that died on him: Adam (Trapper John M.D.‘s Pernell Roberts), Little Joe (I Was A Teenage Werewolf‘s Michael Landon) and Hoss (Dan Blocker). Anyone ever figure out what really happened to these women? Why isn’t there C.S.I.: Ponderosa? Each volume contains half of the 32 episodes from the debut season. Volume 1 sets the series with “A Rose for Lotta.” Turns out the Cartwrights aren’t beloved by their fellow rich neighbors. The city folk are jealous of Cartwright’s forests on their 1,000 square mile ranch. Ben refuses to harvest the wood so they can use them for support beams in the nearby mines. He doesn’t want his land turned into a wasteland. He’s a greenie. The mine owners plot to kidnap Little Joe using the alluring trap of Yvonne De Carlo (Lily Munster). The ransom is the trees. This is a great looking episode with plenty of exterior work. The theater De Carlo performs represents the Virginia City Opera House that was really used in HBO’s Cathouse: The Musical episode. Lily Munster and Air Force Amy could have shared the same stage. When I visited the Bunny Ranch, the fictional land that would have been part of the Ponderosa was pointed out. Who could image two landmarks of TV would come from the land around Carson City, Nevada? “Enter Mark Twain” has the famed writer drop by as a snooping reporter. Volume 2 has “The Avenger” complete with NBC logo, sponsor moments and bumpers. Ben and Adam are set to hang for a murder. Vic Morrow (The Bad News Bears) is the mysterious man that arrives in town and controls their fate. “San Francisco Holiday” brings the superstar triple teaming of Richard Deacon (Lumpy’s dad on Leave It to Beaver), David White (Larry Tate on Bewitched), James Hong (Kung Fu Panda) and Tor Johnson (Plan 9 From Outer Space). Ben Cartwright get forced into the merchant marine when he walks into the wrong bar. The series was iconic for being the first Western in color. There’s lots of bonus features including vintage interviews with creator David Dortort. He explains how the iconic map of the Ponderosa is messed up. Both volumes will be available on the same day so you won’t have to wait to complete your season set. Weird piece of trivia is that Dan Blocker’s old house is now the residence of Rob Zombie.

One Step Beyond: The Official First Season is the series that inspired the Madness song. While some might view this anthology series as a Twilight Zone clone, the series debuted 9 months before Rod Serling’s journey into the unexplained and supernatural. One Step Beyond was hosted and directed by John Newland. The stories are presented as “what if it’s real” docudramas instead of straight fantasy. “Night of 14th” has a woman has nightmares about drowning and then her boyfriend shows up with a surprise. Patrick MacNee (The Avengers) gives a pre-John Steed performance. “The Dark Room” has Cloris Leachman (Young Frankenstein) working as a photojournalist in France. A male model spooks her bad. “The Aerialist” gives us a feud between trapeze artists that leads to a nasty accident. Mike Connors (Mannix) gets to fly through the air. “The Haunted U-Boat” has Werner Klemperer (Hogan’s Heroes‘ Col. Klink) in this World War II ghost story. He’ll want to see nothing before the 30 minutes are over. The 22 episodes on this set rate favorably against The Twilight Zone and The Outer Limits. Truly a spooky show worth conjuring up.

Grey’s Anatomy: Complete Fifth Season, More Moments seemed to have as much drama on Entertainment Tonight as the actual show. Everybody kept waiting for the upset producers to finally kill off Katherine Heigl after she mouthed off about the writers with her “I’m a Movie star” attitude. T.R. Knight split the show before his contract ran out. The saddest part of the season wasn’t Heigl’s battle with cancer, but Brooke Smith (Silence of the Lambs) finally getting to join the main cast after two seasons in a recurring role. They made her the lesbian lover of Sara Ramirez. Somehow female doctor on female doctor action didn’t sit well with the devoted and she was sent packing before Christmas. There was rumors that the producers were going to “soften” the relationship by making it a threesome with a guy. That would have been a great Christmas gift. The DVD has extended episodes, deleted scenes and a Behind-the-scenes documentary on the 100th episode.

Private Practice: The Complete Second Season gives the Grey’s Anatomy spin-off a chance to grow after the strike shortened debut season. Kate Walsh thrives after she splits the hospital life for Oceanside Wellness Centre in sunny Los Angeles. There’s a touch of reality as the Centre seems to be struggling in this harsh economy. There’s fear of bankruptcy. But no matter how bad the financial crunch gets, Kate and her friends always have time for a good romp in the bed. Just cause she’s not on Grey’s Anatomy doesn’t mean she has to remain celibate like Marcus Welby. “Serving Two Masters” has two pregnant women who don’t know they share the same husband. This must happen a lot in a city with two NBA teams. There’s crossover action with Grey’s Anatomy so the devoted will have to buy both boxsets. The bonus features include deleted scenes, bloopers and a special piece on Audra McDonald.

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