SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 84: OUTBREAK! –
In which a hero falls to a bug and another hero falls off a moral and societally normal cliff.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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Just re listened to it, Bryan Johnson is a sick bastard.
Comment by BallsMonkey — May 4, 2009 @ 9:26 pm
that story was fucking hot bryan. i think alot of people are going to be masturbating to thoughts of you and the lunch lady now, and if im in the kitchen im totally flashing you my balls, but only one of them, fuck that was an awesomely fucked up story
Comment by chris — May 5, 2009 @ 1:00 am
I am kind of shocked on the haggling thing.
I thought everyone knew- or at least had heard that you can haggle Home Depot. At the very least you can get them to give you 10% off for putting it on their credit card even if they are not running a specific promotion.
The swimming pool should have been easy to haggle. Step one is to get rid of the family. You cant have them trailing you. Step two is talk to the owner or manager. The about the pool it self there is so much to negoiate. Can you lower the price? how about delivery? can you get a better deal on the install? Maybe they will throw in a year of chemicals to close the deal.
At the very least be ready to walk. Take the guy’s card or give him your number and he’ll probably stop you before you walk out rather than have you talk to a competitor. Good talk to other people. The worst that can happen is that you’ll spend a couple of hours and convince yourself that your werent being taken. The upside is maybe you save 20%-30%.
BTW- if all else fails Walt could have gotten a discount for cash. 5% is common, so maybe save $250.
Comment by Biffy — May 5, 2009 @ 1:12 am
Kristen, as someone who just left Fort McMurray after nearly twenty years there, I so feel your pain.
Much love and sympathy coming from Cowtown.
Comment by Mara — May 5, 2009 @ 2:02 am
you’re lucky the last bit was so good-please dont talk about hockey its a waste of precious smod!
Comment by ash — May 5, 2009 @ 10:39 am
In the Origins book Sabertooth and Logan are brothers. The mix up was that Logan was a sickly kid and was rich, but you think Logan is actually the Groundsmen’s kid cuz the father looks like Logan.
Comment by Tommy — May 5, 2009 @ 12:59 pm
Warren Zevon as the intro song… Rock on Kevin
Comment by mike Mike — May 5, 2009 @ 1:00 pm
FLANNIGGAAANNNNN!!!!!!
Comment by itscourtenaymmkay — May 5, 2009 @ 1:04 pm
The smod fucking cut out right after the 30 minute mark…i wanted to hear the whole thing…
Comment by shards of anal glass=fissure — May 5, 2009 @ 4:18 pm
Hey guys Excellent Smod as usual.
I recently discovered a series of youtube videos that I think would make fantastic Smod fodder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFyP2yP-FWU
His name is Edarem, he is this really old guy who posts his entire life more of less on youtube. and every single second of it it about the funniest and yet most depressing thing you’ve ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=edarem&view=videos
here’s his video collection. a few high lights are Back scratcher (in which he uses his dog for sculling milk.)
as well as uses a toilet scrubber as a back scratcher.
pretty woman is a funny one too.
please check it out I thin it would make a GREAT Smod.
good luck with a couple of dicks to kevin, sounds awesome.
Comment by Matt — May 6, 2009 @ 1:16 am
SModcast 84 still not on iTunes. What’s the deal?
Comment by ArikK — May 6, 2009 @ 8:45 am
I’m having trouble getting this episode to work properly. I’ve tried it in each of the formats and each time it cuts off around the 14 minute mark.
Comment by John — May 6, 2009 @ 9:59 am
Empty your browser’s cache and redownload.
Comment by UncaScroogeMcD — May 6, 2009 @ 12:35 pm
YA No itunes Whats the deal would like to listen to this while im at work ?
Comment by tyler — May 6, 2009 @ 1:12 pm
HOW DARE YOU!! Referring to the Devils as one of the “toughest luck” franchises?!? Come live in Buffalo and deal with some of the worst sports luck in the history of all histories of any sport ever!!! I could slap a Devils fan for your blasphemy!!!
Comment by dave mack — May 6, 2009 @ 2:57 pm
Go Canucks!
Comment by Captain Louongo — May 6, 2009 @ 3:34 pm
Holy shit! This was shaping up to be another boring hockey Smod, then Bryan Johnson blows my head off at the shoulders. Bravo Bryan, bravo.
Comment by Jimmy — May 7, 2009 @ 1:32 am
Just wanted to say I love the SModcast and look forward to it everytime. But whats up with the delay in putting on iTunes? You guys got something against iTunes?
Anyways, can’t wait for the next one!
Comment by Joey — May 7, 2009 @ 8:21 pm
Grrrrr… this hasn’t updated on feedburner yet. Someone should probably look into that or something as I’m too lazy to download it manually.
Comment by amlah6 — May 7, 2009 @ 9:08 pm
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/05/07/basking-shark-track.html!!!
Check this shit out i will never go in the ocean ever!!
Comment by CE231 — May 7, 2009 @ 10:47 pm
what’s wrong with whale sharks? they’re like the world’s largest, wettest teddy bears
Comment by bmrocks — May 8, 2009 @ 12:58 am
Walter Gretzky interview from CBC
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/ourgame/goalsassists/asktheexperts/story/2009/04/17/sp-ourgame-summer-hockey.html
Comment by jake chegahno — May 8, 2009 @ 5:59 pm
Alright, so who else is majorly excited and all other sorts of adjectives to go to the LIVE smodcast taping on the 6th of june?!
Comment by Gillian — May 8, 2009 @ 11:28 pm
Smodcast on iTunes.
Saw a couple of posts about the delay between posting smod here and when it hits iTunes.
It was addressed a while ago in one of the episodes.
It was a problem with the server.
Since the show is, and has gotten, so popular it crashes the server if it’s posted both places at the same time. Just too many downloads. Staggering it eases the problem.
I think they made a joke that it was either do it this way or stop doing it.
Look at it this way, the delay means a lot of people are listening. And if a lot of people listen, it means they’ll keep making them.
Comment by Monkfish — May 9, 2009 @ 10:30 am
Ok, SModcast is not immediately on iTunes…is it that hard to download it here and import it into iTunes? I know for a fact it’s not. So if you want it in your iTunes library or on your iPod, why not just do that?
Comment by Bill — May 10, 2009 @ 3:47 pm
Didn’t Gretzky call the Devils a Mickey Mouse team, and the Islanders won their fourth cup by winning in four straight against the great Oilers. So whats up with all the Gretzky love?
Comment by MM — May 10, 2009 @ 7:13 pm
Problem with downloading it and putting it on itunes is you cant have it in the podcast folder, its just on your library and most you can do is audiobook it. so if you want it in the smodcast podcast folder, you gotto wait til its actually on itunes
Comment by Shane — May 10, 2009 @ 8:14 pm
lmao bryan johnson i bow 2 u sir!!!
Comment by zakky bongmeister — May 10, 2009 @ 10:03 pm
Shane Says:
May 10th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Problem with downloading it and putting it on itunes is you cant have it in the podcast folder, its just on your library and most you can do is audiobook it. so if you want it in the smodcast podcast folder, you gotto wait til its actually on itunes
Um…… So?
You still can listen to it on your iPod is the point.
Can’t believe people care so much about this.
It’s still available and this way avoids a tech issue.
Makes perfect sense.
Who cares?
Chill. Laugh. Enjoy.
Comment by Killa' S — May 10, 2009 @ 10:40 pm
Those of you that’re that bitchy about having Podcasts under ‘Podcasts’ on iTunes… go here > http://dougscripts.com/itunes/scripts/ss.php?sp=readdaspodcast
*Macs only ;P
Comment by Ben — May 10, 2009 @ 11:20 pm
just get the new one and put it on your itune, then next week delete this weeks from you’re itunes/ipod and then download itune’s version. That’s how I solve this anal retentive problem.
Comment by Mark — May 10, 2009 @ 11:20 pm
I think the problem people have is Podcasts vs. regular tracks don’t work properly in Playlists. If I have podcasts and regular tracks in a playlist, it skips the podcasts. So having iTunes recognize them all as the same would be a benefit
Comment by Gig — May 11, 2009 @ 1:15 am
or you guys could just have them under the normal music folder. honestly, does it really make that big a difference? how stubborn must you guys have to be that you can’t deal with having a podcast not under the “podcast” folder, or having two different folders with smodcasts you downloaded here in one, and ones you downloaded at itunes in the other?
Comment by bmrocks — May 11, 2009 @ 2:21 am
wow, that was kinda mean. sorry, lack of smod can have that effect on me 😉
bed time…
Comment by bmrocks — May 11, 2009 @ 2:22 am
i like to have em in the same organised folder, but i choose to wait an extra week for that, im never the guy moaning about no new smod, just listen to one of the now 85 other ones and wait a week
Comment by Shane — May 11, 2009 @ 7:10 am
You guys are seriously bitching about iTunes? Stop fucking using it, it’s a piece of shit that people with no real common sense use. Be a fucking pirate like the rest of the internet, you fucking pussies.
Comment by Red — May 11, 2009 @ 10:45 am
Fuck this talk about itunes…where is smodcast 85?
Comment by Dean — May 11, 2009 @ 5:34 pm
…you can use iTunes with pirated mp3s Red.
Comment by malcolm t — May 11, 2009 @ 6:06 pm
Fuck, this is some boring hockey talk
Comment by Johan — May 11, 2009 @ 8:59 pm