SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 83: Aquatic Justice –
In which our heroes profile a Legendary Puss-Hole.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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I love Kevin and Mosier, but continuously listening to them hack up a lung on the microphone is making me DEF!
Comment by The Chilcoat — April 24, 2009 @ 11:36 pm
Ok here’s me…
Kevin is so high on this one and so is Mos…. Don’t kid yourself he is, he couldn’t do this with kev with out the weed….
To the dude hating on us calling him, “kev”- go fuck yourself, hater…. Enjoy the show and shut the fuck up
Carnegie hall…. Excellent…. I played there in ’01… Shit is bright actually… Wanna go… No money… And I live in upstate NY, so I got a better chance than most of you to go…
I wanna play in the hockey tourney- even though I suck
I’m not buying a book, come on kev…. Yeah I said kev
Anyone hear the karate kid muic? “You’re the best-around?’ I dig it
I’m stoned so no more from rochester
Comment by brian — April 25, 2009 @ 1:25 am
That’s about the most worthwhile thing that can be said. Especially now that Kevin is getting high (which is his choice); he’ll speak normal . . . then maybe speak softly or softer . . . then BELT the fuck out into laughter.
Ken, is there some way to get a handle on this sorta thing. Even Kev, whom professes to listen to past Smods **must** have the same issue(s) with this element to the record.
If this is just part of ‘what makes smod ‘smad” . . . then I’ll deal with it.
That being said . . . these sound issues are a real problem. Thanks, Ken.
Comment by Peter J. — April 25, 2009 @ 1:50 pm
BTW – With so many people listening to this podcast, during their morning commute to work an’ what not; commuter traffic + constantly fiddling w/ the volume knob = bad BAD things.
Maybe even of the litigious nature.
. . . I’m just puttin’ it out there. Thanks, again. 😉
Comment by Peter J. — April 25, 2009 @ 2:23 pm
The sound editor should try leaning heavier on the limiting or compression on the final mix of the show – and Kevin should invest the $50 or so to buy a few good METAL pop filters for the microphones. Both of those techniques would make for a much less plosive-filled listening experience, and perhaps save us all from hearing aids. Although if we want to listen to aids, that’s our decision.
Comment by Seth — April 25, 2009 @ 6:25 pm
god people are whiners
Comment by malcolm t — April 26, 2009 @ 3:28 pm
If you lose your dick you become “Robert paulson” from fight club.
Comment by soskpritt — April 26, 2009 @ 3:49 pm
oops!! and your Balls
Comment by soskpritt — April 26, 2009 @ 3:52 pm
cant wait fer meh new smoddytastical adventure
Comment by fullonboner — April 26, 2009 @ 4:15 pm
Such a good smod guys, keep them coming.
And I’m not sure if Kevin or God willing Mos ever reads through these but just incase I think this story would be something they would dig.
http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/b/new-idea/23524/i-breastfeed-my-dad/
Comment by J Mandela — April 26, 2009 @ 8:00 pm
Still Aquatic Justice eh? That’s unfortunate. I was looking forward to a new smod.
Comment by Jason Wallace — April 26, 2009 @ 9:08 pm
New SMod Tonight?
Comment by BigRud — April 26, 2009 @ 10:17 pm
hope so…
Comment by Alan in Wis — April 27, 2009 @ 1:01 am
awe was hopin for a new one i have court in like 9 hours and this would help me smile a bit
Comment by Tim — April 27, 2009 @ 1:11 am
Hey I just wanted to say hey I love your show, been listenin a while. ANd Quite frankly I don’t think Moshier should be so worried about his ummms and shit. Idk if he realizes but its no big deal to me listening to it. Hell I can even relate as I do a radio show of my own through blogtalkradio.com And I myself have been the bringer about of a lot of ummmms and hmmmms and shit even dead silence sometimes. Sometimes that inspiration and the words dont just come to you fast enough. Something that I have realized is that there are slow shows, there are fast shows, There are shows where you feel like you were on the level! And then there are shows where you feel it coulda been way better. But if you havent noticed you have an amazingly awesome fan base. And we all think your guys show, movies, hell everything you guys seems to put out has the unique rendition of qaulity that we love. Don’t stop anytime soon guys, you’re awesome
Comment by Lee — April 27, 2009 @ 1:37 am
oh btw I stopped to look at the above comments. or I should say complaints. Go fuck yourselves man. There hasnt been a single smod that I couldnt bear to listen to. Not a single moment where sound qaulity or any of that jazz has interrupted or perturbed me from being able to enjoy the show. And hell if you want it cleaner then go pay to listen to someone else. Cuz I’m diggin this whole comedy, humor, and insight thing (FOR FREE) business.
Comment by Lee — April 27, 2009 @ 1:42 am
Kevin on the board
“Sorry. No SMod this weekend. Time got away from us. Next week for sure. “
Comment by Durok — April 27, 2009 @ 3:16 am
The person whom WHINE about the Smod listeners making suggestions to improve the show or (Heaven for fend) critiques about aspects of the show they find problematic . . . YOU folks are the whiners.
And the whole “go fuck yourself” BS makes you look like a 13 year old whiny bitch. Job well done. 😉
Comment by Peter J. — April 27, 2009 @ 4:13 am
hey… I didn´t know that Jason Lee was a scientologist…
damn.
Comment by Santiago Slaby — April 27, 2009 @ 4:35 am
What the hell no SMod!
Comment by BigRud — April 27, 2009 @ 6:55 am
I enjoy watching the bell curve of emotions through a week of posts. From the first one, “New Smod, sweet.” To the last, “What the hell no SMod!”
Comment by MARXMITH — April 27, 2009 @ 10:01 am
SEVENTY FIRST!
I was working out when they got to the Aquaman, and had to stop. If I didn’t, I would have fallen off my treadmill from laughing so hard.
Never in my fucking life had the thought of offering Aquaman some dope occurred me.
Comment by Edward — April 27, 2009 @ 10:46 am
YES!! NEW SMOD!
Comment by SilentMewesDNG — April 27, 2009 @ 6:16 pm
*Peter J*
YOU are the one’s who are whiners!!
Comment by bear_lover_37 — April 27, 2009 @ 8:25 pm
hey peter j.. way to basically say ‘i know you are but what am i?’
this podcast is purely for kivon smith to catch up with his friend scott mosier. the reason why people tell people like you to stfu is because they understand that and knew it from the beginning.
technical constructive criticism is just fine, obviously. im sure he wants it all to sound crisp and clear and when he has the time to finetune his setup further he will. tell him what to say or not to say or how to present his show.. well, thats just arrogant and disrepectful. i mean, fine, do your whining but dont act like you’re ENTITLED to whatever the fuck you want. listen to the podcast, get a laugh out of it or dont but if you want to go into a detailed ‘oh this sucks, whos with me?’ crappy rant about it, do it on your blog or make a facebook group or something. maybe give us the wuicklink to it. but dont expect to be applauded for trashing something that gives us a little bite sized piece of entertianment.
and might i say, kevins reasonably fresh-faced, optimistic, funny and, best of all, almost completely HATE FREE podcast is something really awesome to me when ive been finding less and less to like about the internet lately. full of haters. love and peace to all
Comment by panosd — April 28, 2009 @ 1:28 am
This is a flat-out hilarious Smodcast. Belly laughs galore.
It’s a little embarrassing to laugh-out-loud at the gym.
Comment by Louis — April 28, 2009 @ 1:28 am
See, I’d love a swine flu episode.
SFodcast, that’d be ace.
Comment by richard james — April 28, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
🙂 The off-the-wall and baseless statements, always amuse me. Are y’all truly this void of intellect? Go troll on YouTube. Thanks.
Comment by Peter J. — April 29, 2009 @ 10:14 am
Zack and Miri on BBC yesterday:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8020881.stm
“7. ZAK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO – 157 COMPLAINTS
The film Zac and Miri Make a Porno, starring Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks, was advertised by Entertainment Film Distributors on posters on the side of buses.
Many complainants were concerned with the use of the word “porno” in the title, and the fact that the poster could be seen by young children, who may then ask what it meant.
The ASA, however, said the ad did not contain any explicit imagery, and did not in itself breach any rules.
The ASA said: “We did not consider that the ad would cause widespread or serious offence or harm to children.”
Complaints not investigated “
Comment by James — April 30, 2009 @ 4:48 am
Peter – Your vast misunderstanding of the most basic tenets of the English language amuse no one. It’s usually best to check for things like grammar, punctuation and spelling if you’re going to claim something like intellectual superiority.
Otherwise, it makes you look like a douche, much like I do when I reach into corners of my vocabulary that are usually reserved for the purpose of dust-collecting.
I also found this for you: http://tinyurl.com/d2q4bf
Comment by SmodFan47 — April 30, 2009 @ 7:45 am
How do you e-mail Kevin about smodcast ideas. THey have to read this, i cant tell if its BS or not http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm
Comment by joe — April 30, 2009 @ 7:25 pm
Kevin Rules!!! “I want my tongue..It’s not going to taste things..This Pussy tastes awesome “
Comment by Ass-Q Viewer — May 1, 2009 @ 12:18 am
Aquaman…um…uh….are you high?
http://www.geddongear.com BEOTCHS
Comment by Butt Plug — May 1, 2009 @ 8:56 am
Hi all to the fellow smodders!
I just put the jason mewes ringtone on my phone, where he’s rappin and what not… “Fuck fuck fuck, motha motha fuck, motha motha fuck” and so on….
Its on the crackberry website for those who are interested, if anyone wants to shoot me an email ill try sending it your way also…. But no guarentees it’ll work
Hey, we all do what we can during this swine flu, bail out, recession, smod-fast period of time…
-B-
Brianl1107@hotmail.com
Comment by brian — May 1, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
For the love of God, is the world conspiring to ruin “The Wire: Season 3” for me?! First, with no spoiler warning, Terry Gross, says to Idris Elba, “Your character dies in the second to last episode of season 3 – tell me about…” And now you too, Smod? They sell each other out? WTF…
Comment by Jesse — May 1, 2009 @ 1:11 pm
Well the Wire season 3 did start airing in 2004 so if now, almost 5 years later you are only starting to get spoilers than I would think yourself lucky. I can give you season 4 and 5 spoilers if you want???
Comment by Camm — May 2, 2009 @ 10:55 am
Oh my God. Mosier, that has to be the best thing I’ve heard. I ended up laughing like a maniac on the subway. Ah! *swings*
Comment by Ali S. — May 2, 2009 @ 5:19 pm
One of the most funniest smods ever. scott mosier makes me smile!!
Comment by MR. gee kue — May 3, 2009 @ 3:13 am
http://thelastwordsmith.blogspot.com/2008/09/man-of-tomorrow.html
the man of tomorrow.
blatent pimping plug.
maybe someone will find it interesting.
Comment by Axel — May 3, 2009 @ 6:52 am
LOL. Just LOL.
Comment by Mike on a bike — May 3, 2009 @ 8:43 am
god DAMN, i could really go for a SMod-fix right about now
Comment by bear_lover_37 — May 3, 2009 @ 9:32 pm
New SMod tonight! 🙂
Comment by theotherbilly — May 3, 2009 @ 9:54 pm
new SMod… new SMod… new SMod… new SMod… new SMod…
Comment by Alan — May 3, 2009 @ 10:16 pm
Kev said a new smod will be up tonight, and that it’s gonna be a trip. 🙂
Comment by d-vad the conqueror — May 3, 2009 @ 10:25 pm
love the smodcast, hate the coughing into the microphone and the levels flactuation. most of us listening have bug earphones in and it’s annoying to have to keep adjust the volume levels.
thanks for making me laugh.
Comment by megan — May 5, 2009 @ 10:40 pm
please dont cough into the mic… please.
i miss the old days when you didnt smoke while doing these..
Comment by mike — October 22, 2009 @ 7:48 pm