SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 80: R.I.P. –
In which the future dies.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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This is the second funniest Smod ever! I was screaming in tears I laughed so hard.
Comment by Sue — March 23, 2009 @ 4:54 pm
TAKE MY BABIES!!!!
Comment by The Crippled Avenger — March 23, 2009 @ 5:31 pm
Ah, thanks “theotherbilly” & “Azrael666.”
I will definitely be checking back tonight.
Comment by Jordan — March 23, 2009 @ 6:33 pm
where is the new smod.
Comment by ryan — March 23, 2009 @ 6:37 pm
i LOVE your freakin’ show!!! and i love you guys!!!
Comment by carol — March 23, 2009 @ 7:54 pm
Kevin-
“Sorry – no new SMod ’til next week. Time just got away from us.
We’ll be back on Sunday night with SModcast 81.”
Comment by Kurtis — March 24, 2009 @ 1:47 am
Jordan
I wouldn’t worry about checkin’ back here tonight afterall 🙁
Comment by theotherbilly — March 24, 2009 @ 1:52 am
I will patiently await a new Smod, but what happened with Lost? Did she make her move?
Inquiring minds want to know! 🙂
Comment by SmodFan47 — March 24, 2009 @ 2:32 am
“Sorry – no new SMod ’til next week. Time just got away from us.
We’ll be back on Sunday night with SModcast 81.â€
FFFUUUUUU —
Comment by Jordan — March 24, 2009 @ 2:32 am
“Time just got away from us.” Translation, too much NHL ’09.
Comment by mick — March 25, 2009 @ 12:44 am
Jau Poon awaits patiently while he wishes there is another incarnation of animated Clerks (*cough cough* direct to DVD *cough cough*)
Comment by Jau Poon — March 25, 2009 @ 7:52 am
HEY KEV, YOU CAN CHEMICAL CASTRATION SOMEBODY BY TAKIN A SINGLE PILL EVERYDAY! IT BASICALLY JUST STOPS YA FROM GETTIN A BONER, YOU CAN STILL PRODUCE THE GOODS! I NO CUZ I WORKED WITH SOMEBODY WHO USED 2 HAVE 2 TAKE IT.
Comment by JAY — March 25, 2009 @ 8:26 pm
The itunes feed of smodcasts #76-80 just all refreshed for me, and the sponsor message that went at the beginning has been removed from all of them. What happened?
Comment by Jake — March 26, 2009 @ 2:46 am
OCP doesn’t want to advertise on SMod anymore? Or did they go belly under and can’t advertise?
Comment by a baker — March 26, 2009 @ 3:49 am
Noooooooo! Whhhhhyyyyyyy!
Comment by Fucking Eric — March 26, 2009 @ 11:15 am
Where’s the new Smod? Its been a week and a half and my withdrawl is kicking in.
Comment by Patrick Lonzi — March 26, 2009 @ 11:23 pm
what smod does Mos do his Paris Hilton Impression?
Comment by A4eyedork — March 27, 2009 @ 12:27 pm
A4eyedork: Kodachrome # 58
DAD!!!!
Comment by Eggzie — March 27, 2009 @ 6:45 pm
Hey hey, you can never have too much NHL 09.
Comment by Mark — March 28, 2009 @ 3:07 am
you guys are the fuccin coolest, you have a sense of humor that reflects my own and this is great shit Jay and Silent Bob is the greatest comedy duo i have been watchin you guys since i was really little.
Comment by N3PtVN3'Z F1N3ZT — March 28, 2009 @ 8:50 pm
When do we get the next SMOD?
Comment by Jayrwallace — March 29, 2009 @ 12:54 am
I really think this is the funniest Smodcast. EVER!!!
Comment by Amy — March 29, 2009 @ 10:42 am
I only just discovered Smod, and now I’m downloading all of them.
This things are hilarious and essential listening. Keep up the great work !!
PS. Can you get Mark Hammil, Bruce Campbell or Mews as a co-host one day when Mojier goes awol.
Comment by Crumpled Dickskin — March 29, 2009 @ 10:43 am
Good riddance, OCP.
Comment by Ben — March 29, 2009 @ 12:23 pm
smodfan47-
I attempted to make the move, but the boy (I’m referring him to that instead of man because its politer than pussy) had every excuse in the book not to come over. He is very, very hot and cold with signals and its pissing me off. Why can’t you men (and boys) just be straightforward!?
An example of a good signal-
I had a commercial shoot (I help out with them at the bloor theater in Toronto) and we needed extras. Without even asking him, he offered to come. Now the call time was 130 am on a Sunday, and he had been awake and working since 6 am on the Saturday. He still came. We only needed the extras for the first two hours, so he could have gone home at 330, which was around the time he was falling asleep. He didn’t. He stayed until 830 in the fucking morning. Falling asleep the whole time, but nevertheless.
An example of a bad signal-
He wouldn’t get off his ass to come down to my place to watch a movie. (In toronto we have this transit system called the TTC, its about 2 bucks to get on, and takes about 15 minutes from once he gets on until my place.) His excuse was that he was broke.
So instead of trying the normal peoples approach, I think I’m going to try out playing games. Nothing huge, just not talking to him for a couple of days. A bit of a freeze out.
Heres hoping that it works and a new smod gets up tonight.
Comment by Lost — March 29, 2009 @ 12:56 pm
Lost-
“Why can’t you men (and boys) just be straightforward!?”
Why can’t women and girls be more straightforward?
This is the modern age so men should not be expected to always make the move. And inviting a guy over is NOT a move.
Comment by bacon_n_beer — March 29, 2009 @ 1:20 pm
Guys, seriously, all right? If you want to give each other dating advice, don’t. That’s how all these stigmas get started.
And I’m not one to complain about new SMODs, but come AWWWWWWN, I got a long drive coming up this week and nothing to listen to.
Comment by Edward — March 29, 2009 @ 4:47 pm
bacon-n-beer-
I cant really make any moves without him being around though. Its not like I can stalk him, find out exactly where he lives and come knocking on the door.
And I meant straight forward with his signals.
Comment by Lost — March 29, 2009 @ 5:27 pm
@lost
Tell him you can pay his ttc fee because you really want to see him because you enjoy hanging out with him. For the love of god don’t play games because guys hate that. He will have no interest if u are playing games. You sound like u are not being straightforward with him. Tell him your thoughts and stop blaming it on his “mixed signals”
Comment by Coit — March 29, 2009 @ 7:35 pm
whens the next one coming???
Comment by steve — March 29, 2009 @ 7:39 pm
What up fellow smodders!
So I just got stoned and dvd on demanded, zack and miri…. And idk what the fuck happened in the theatres, this movie is both brilliant and hiliarious… Another kev classic…. Oh and fuck yes jimmy norton….
Comment by brian — March 29, 2009 @ 7:43 pm
Number 81!
Comment by Red Spice & Love Chemicals — March 29, 2009 @ 8:46 pm
Did any one else catch the simpson tonite…. And when lisa pulled out the “SB” key chain, hope for a little “Silent Bob” nod? I know I did…. Boooooong!
Comment by brian — March 29, 2009 @ 10:44 pm
new smod tonight?
Comment by RJM — March 29, 2009 @ 11:08 pm
We all are waiting for 81 🙂
Comment by azm — March 29, 2009 @ 11:20 pm
Lost
From what you’re saying it sounds like the guy is either a flake or just not into you in the relationship sense.
If he’s a flake the best advice I could give would be ,”good luck with that”.
I’ve had several girlfriends relate to me tales of flakes they’ve been with in the past and it never ended well.
In the event he’s not attracted to you (especially since you indicated that he’s all hot and all) he might have a larger pool of chicks to choose from than the average guy. If this is the case then a guy will tend to keep girls like you on hold, kinda like a pot of beans simmering on the back burner. In the meantime he’ll eat his steak, but just in case the steak runs out he’ll have those beans for emergencies…
It also seems like you’re crushing on him pretty hard. This can lead to an unrealistic view of what’s going on. It’s hard to cope rationally in a situation like this.
Honestly, if you told the dude that you wanted him to come over to your place to watch a movie and he made excuses not to…I’d say fuck it and move on. He might be cute and all, but you asking him to join you in a private setting like that…shit, to most guys that’s like flashing the Bat Signal. Only in this case it’s the Beaver Signal.
I’m going to predict here now that you two will hook up. He’ll eventually come over and screw you, but shortly thereafter he’ll suddenly disappear. Yeah, I know…I’m a prick, but I call ’em as I see ’em.
Good Luck 🙂
Comment by theotherbilly — March 29, 2009 @ 11:43 pm
I wish more dudes were willing to get snipped. Congrats Mos!
Comment by Renee — June 11, 2009 @ 10:47 am
HAH! I dont know if its because im in a good mood, but this is the funniest smodcast ive heard so far! Great job guys!
Comment by Matt — June 11, 2009 @ 11:51 pm
OMG the part where they go into Hanna Barbara is so awesome. Great job with timing the music up with kevin singing it.
“its always a bunch of teens hanging out with something that shouldn’t talk but does.”
what a beautiful sentiment
Comment by SomeDouche — October 20, 2009 @ 2:21 pm
Scott sometimes sounds like old gregg sometimes(from the Boosh).
I’m Old Gregg!!!!!
Comment by satans biscuit — October 23, 2009 @ 11:43 am