SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 74: Rurally Gay –
In which proctology is discussed at length.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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I just came home from having Lasik Surgery and the first internet video I peeped with my newly laser-shaped corneas was Glassman. My eyes have entered a brave new world. The 2 guys 1 horse was a pleasant chaser to the horror of Glassman, (or what I like to call a poor man’s Faces of Death). Thank you Kevin and Malcom, for making Smodcast the first interactive Faux-snuff viewing Podcast! You guys rock! Send Scot my love.
Comment by Hoah Juarez — January 30, 2009 @ 9:35 pm
My apologies, I meant Glassass. Too many painkillers make for bad message boarding.
Comment by Hoah Juarez — January 30, 2009 @ 9:38 pm
The Truman Show link isnt working for me, but i think i know what the link is. its the BME olympics. prolley just as bad as glassass if not more imo.
Comment by mavlee — January 31, 2009 @ 3:34 am
what is the deal with the downloads not working…
Comment by Sausage — January 31, 2009 @ 5:00 am
It refuses to download on iTunes
Comment by Sundance — January 31, 2009 @ 5:26 am
You say that Mr. Hands never had a documentary at Sundnace. Well, the funny thing is, he did. – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/
Comment by Roman — January 31, 2009 @ 10:18 am
Not downloading on itunes…. waaaaaahhhhhhh!
Comment by Mitzi — January 31, 2009 @ 1:14 pm
What ever happened to the ‘Sponsered by ThinkGeek’ intro bits?
Comment by amjac — January 31, 2009 @ 3:45 pm
lmao, Roman is right, they did make a doc about that dude, forgot about that. to amjac: ThinkGeek had to pull all there sponsors because of the economy and whatnot from what kevin said.
Comment by mavlee — January 31, 2009 @ 8:52 pm
What on earth could Malcolm have done that would make you think that he would want to suck a split dick? Not only is that gross but the person clearly has problems, and they might even end up slaughtering Malcolm and eating his dick to get off. Or just mutilating him while he is alive. While fucking horses is bad split dicks are worse.
Comment by mike — February 1, 2009 @ 2:36 am
when will the porno commentary be up??
Comment by David — February 1, 2009 @ 3:01 am
i’m more shocked by malcolm saying he’d rather watch the horse fuckee if she says its ok. isn’t that enough to get ousted from the gay community? haha
poor malcolm…everybody busts his balls
Comment by David — February 1, 2009 @ 3:49 am
More websites!!!
Comment by Ikaika — February 1, 2009 @ 1:18 pm
Malcolm said he wasn’t into beast porn but said he’d watch a chick getting fucked by a horse. Hmmmmmm?
Comment by Brian Cahill — February 1, 2009 @ 1:22 pm
The movie Zoo follows the story of the horse fucker. Check it out.
Comment by Joaquin — February 1, 2009 @ 3:06 pm
dudes name is kenneth pinyan. he has a wiki entry.
Comment by mavlee — February 1, 2009 @ 6:43 pm
Kev’s clearly the Randall of the Kev/Malcolm relationship, and the Dante of the Mewes/Kev relationship. Kev acts like Randall in the flying car, getting all indignant with Malcolm practically duping him. And to say we’re all victims of watching clips like that when Kev encourages it, how many hits does ass glass get after he mentions it. Smodcast does however fuckin’ rule.
“Dr Death let’s go”.
Comment by Andy — February 1, 2009 @ 6:50 pm
Sooo, any new SMod tonight?
Comment by Slaptrackman — February 1, 2009 @ 7:19 pm
Geh, I have to agree with Malcolm, girls (or at least me) do NOT want to see some of this stuff! One of my friends sent me a link to the guy with the jar AND DIDNT TELL ME WHAT IT WAS! and it was horrible 0___0 hooorrible.
what has been seen, cannot be unseen.
Comment by Angel K — February 1, 2009 @ 9:46 pm
Best. Smodcast. Ever. And no insult to Mosh, but Malcolm is gold! More Malcolm please!
Comment by Mike — February 1, 2009 @ 10:34 pm
I bet at least one of the people above me god a boner / wet from glass ass.
Also, Kevin, I love you, but Malcolm is right and you are wrong.
Comment by malcolm t — February 1, 2009 @ 11:58 pm
Mighty fine Smod I may say
Comment by Onaje — February 2, 2009 @ 12:51 am
I disagree. Malcolm was funnier when he was trying to maintain some dignity but now that he’s embraced his douchebag-who-makes-wild-statements persona, he’s not as good. Now it just seems like he’s doing it to get a rise out of Kevin. I’ll be glad when Mos comes back. Or if Jennifer shows up again.
Comment by Ken Derrick — February 2, 2009 @ 1:00 am
I’d rather have a Tuesday morning SMod with Mos than a Monday morning SMod with Malcolm.
Slaptrackman (and all other dipshits): Go find out for your self, asshole.
Comment by Cucumber Jones — February 2, 2009 @ 1:16 am
By the by, Smith is in toronto for a q+a and if anyone has an extra ticket to sell ( even one would do!) I would buy it in a heart beat.
( thats also probably why there has not been a new smodcast up yet this week)
Comment by gillian — February 2, 2009 @ 2:21 am
It’s great to have Kevin because he watches all of the horrible shit I do not want burned into my memory and reports on it.
Comment by zwartzboek — February 2, 2009 @ 7:07 am
Woo smodcast! (anyone else getting slow download?)
Comment by Leigh — February 2, 2009 @ 7:13 am
I agree with Malcom about the Bifurcation, but the women and the horse, oh hell no.. well maybe i’d watch it once..
Comment by Jake — February 2, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
Forget Mr. Hands, I am still busy masturbating to the close-up of Mewes’s full-moon ass in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Comment by Flatulator — February 2, 2009 @ 2:06 pm
Gotta say, Kevin, you’re misunderstanding the Facebook stabbying issue. You’re marginalizing this guy’s feelings and his crime of passion by reducing it to the result of a Facebook change. The medium is not important, the message is. She was saying “I’m no longer with you” and THAT is what drove him to kill her, not the fact that it was on Facebook. Don’t be so thickheaded.
Comment by Bryan — February 2, 2009 @ 4:01 pm
While both videos are disturbing I think Kevin made them sound worse than what they are.
What the hell is all over that guys ass? Protruding veins?
Comment by Ohio Guy — February 2, 2009 @ 5:55 pm
I never thought i would say this but i actually agree with Malcom Fuckin Ingram *shakes head*
Comment by berzo12 — February 2, 2009 @ 6:59 pm
When’s Scott getting back?
Comment by Dan — February 2, 2009 @ 9:37 pm
If Kevin and Malcom are freaked out by horse fucking and split dick than they haven’t been on the internet very long, have they?
Comment by PaCharlie — February 2, 2009 @ 10:15 pm
scott came back yesterday. they recorded a smod today. kev said it will be up in the a.m.(couple hours)
Comment by mlh — February 3, 2009 @ 12:46 am
Awesome SMod as usual Kev!!
oh ya and its nice to know that olympic gold medalists are indulgin a lil in the refer as well as u celebs =DD
GO MARIJUANA!!
Comment by zakky bongmeister — February 3, 2009 @ 1:07 am
how is the horse fuck not a gay act???? the horse is male!
Comment by ritzcrackersmacker — February 3, 2009 @ 1:44 am
I can’t wait for Scott to get back. He can tell us all about surfing in Vietnam.
/Charlie don’t surf!
Comment by theotherbilly — February 3, 2009 @ 2:36 am
“scott came back yesterday. they recorded a smod today. kev said it will be up in the a.m.(couple hours”
So, what the fuck happened?
Comment by Jordan — February 3, 2009 @ 4:57 am
Love the father ted reference (my lovely horse song)!! brilliant
Comment by Soy66 — February 4, 2009 @ 2:42 pm
I listened to this today when I was having lunch, i kept bursting into a muffled laughter with my mouth full of food.
Thanks for making me laugh with a mouth full of food guys.
Comment by Barker — February 4, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
[…] a video entitled “Glass Ass” with guest host Malcolm Ingram. Â Check out the podcast here, if you’re […]
Pingback by Parallax City » Blog Archive » The Anti-Suggestion — February 11, 2009 @ 7:54 am
I’m English and we don’t smoke Silk cut !!
This is SO funny. Keep Rockin’ !!!
Comment by Faun Flynn — February 24, 2009 @ 2:37 pm
Good god, man! I wish I had listened to the whole description of glassass before I hurried to the site. Kevin was right, some things you can never unsee. …must go watch things full of puppies and rainbows now…
Comment by Heather — February 27, 2009 @ 10:46 pm
[…] a video entitled “Glass Ass” with guest host Malcolm Ingram. Check out the podcast here, if you’re […]
Pingback by Parallax City » Archive » An Assful of Glass — March 1, 2009 @ 9:36 am
Favorite podcast ever. This was fucking horrifying and super entertaining. KUDOS!!!!
Comment by SparklePicnic — March 2, 2009 @ 2:22 pm
blah to the occasional homophobia from Askewniverse fans, I never truly understand how that combination is even possible.
that said, I thought I’d note that my perspective is a gay female one, so take note, ^not remotely interested in cock. 🙂
I have to say I relate more to Malcolm on this topic, I also think he was saying that while he respected another person’s RIGHT to bifurcate their penis, he couldn’t psychologically reconcile it. There’s also an interesting dimension to this question, whether self mutilation can be considered a form of sexual violence, and if it is, does that pre-dispose a person toward other forms of violence?
I don’t find the woman-and-horse more shocking than the bifurcated penis, and I think there’s something to Malcolm’s assertion that if the woman established this was her particular kink, that it makes the clip more intriguing (I don’t know about arousing) but intriguing anyway. That seems kind of a double standard really, because the horse-and-man clip is so disturbing, but there’s not a slim difference between a orifice that’s designed primarily to pass waste and an orifice that’s designed with the ability to pass a human child.
keep pushing that envelope. 🙂
Comment by somuchbraver — April 16, 2009 @ 5:19 am
I have stretched ears, many peircings and tattoos BodyMod is my kind of thing. I do not have a bifurcated penis and wont ever, genital Mods just arnt my cup of tea. That being said I see no difference between me stretching my ears to a size most people think is crazy and someone splitting there penis is to. Generally when someone becomes interested in BodyMod its because they feel Modifing whatever body part will make them feel better and more able to live a happyer life. Maybe wanting to go against everythign your taught on who you should want/try to be is a “mental promblem” but Id like to know how Malcolm feels about people who say being gay is just a “mental problem”. Maybe we can both be fixed…
Comment by Jack — May 13, 2009 @ 3:54 pm
I cannot stand Malcolm. Why is it that the most loud, and opinionated are the most hideously uneducated? The guy sounds like a complete idiot.
As far the glassass.com thing?
That scream was added in post, and I believe there is something fake about this. There is no way in hell a glass jar can break up someones asshole and they have no reaction.
Oh, and some things cannot be unseen.
Comment by Art — May 16, 2009 @ 3:16 pm
Malcolm and Kevin both seem to have some pretty fucked up ideas about women prudishly balancing men’s supposedly more perverse sexuality. Which I guess is why to Malcolm a woman really being into bestiality would seem unusual and intriguing. They just don’t realize that women are just as much into bizarre shit as guys, if not even more so. Our society just puts women on such a high fucking pedestal that people can’t accept the truth.
There’s tons of mind blowingly weird shit out there on the internet being done by and for women if you don’t believe me. Then again it might be a generation thing cause girls today will do some extreme stuff that wasn’t very common if it existed at all not so long ago.
Comment by Cassandra — January 3, 2010 @ 12:37 pm