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August 5, 2008

Win a SIGNED AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER POSTER!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:03 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Nickelodeon and Paramount Home Video, a SIGNED AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER POSTER to celebrate the release of AVATAR BOOK 3 VOLUME 4: FIRE on DVD. The poster is signed by the show’s creators.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, August 12th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, August 12th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

TV Or Not TV: 8/4 – 8/10

Filed under: TV Or Not TV — admin @ 4:18 am

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Some things in life are very shocking, and I have to admit that this week’s column about television is going to be lighter than normal. The reason why? Because of a book (I can already here the League of Television Critics rushing to revoke my membership).

Now that we are at least half way through all of my current must watch shows I will try my best to fill in what would otherwise be a bereft column with how I think these shows are doing.

Weeds: Sorry guys, I’m just not feeling it. The show has lost part of its soul, that thing that made it very entertaining and endearing. I tend to get this feeling after a show does something big to shake things up, and last season’s burning down of Agrestic reeked of it. Now the writers are left having to pick up the pieces and delivering us with sub-par stories compared to the first two seasons.

Burn Notice: It’s really hard for them to screw this show up. The thread that continues throughout the series (why Michael was burned) can easily play a back seat to the “˜week-to-week helping of those in need that have nowhere else to turn’ that drives the show. The lead is charming, the supporting cast is great, and the stories (so far) have been just as good as the first season. A solid performer.

Monk: Other than getting burned last week by the listings being inaccurate about what episode was airing I’m very pleased with this season. The episode with Monk being pit against a chess genius was the answer to my prayers in the way of old school Monk. Last week’s episode involving the lottery was equally entertaining. As usual, Monk is a solid performer.

Psych: Still not as much hyper-observation from the lead character as I would like, but the stories have been good. The week of the high school reunion played on the memories of every 30 something as it evoked elements from many of the John Hughes classic films.

The Venture Brothers: If you aren’t watching it, what the hell is wrong with you?!? I command you now to go out and get the first two seasons on DVD, watch them, and get caught up immediately! NOW! GO!

All that being said, let’s move on to the knitty-gritty.

MONDAY

G4 ““ 8:00 PM: It’s a marathon of Code Monkeys tonight. If you’ve never watched the show but loved playing video games in the 80’s than you should really watch this tonight.

LOGO ““ 8:00 PM: Small Town Gay Bar is a very touching documentary about bars that cater to the gay community trying to survive in the rural south. On paper this wasn’t my cup of tea but after seeing it I was very impressed with this documentary and the work that Malcolm Ingram did in directing.

SCIFI ““ 9:00 PM: Again here we are with me telling you about the two part episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. In Chain of Command Picard goes on a secret mission and is captured by the Cardassians. The most compelling part of the two is the latter episode that delves in to torture techniques and their effects on the tortured psyche. Patrick Stewart turns in an A-list performance.

VH1 ““ 10:00 PM: It’s like The Apprentice: Diddy Edition with I Want to Work for Diddy. 13 wannabes vie for a play on the Diddy Committee (what a pitty). Sorry, sometimes I just can’t help myself.

TUESDAY

OXYGEN ““ 8:00 AM: It’s a 16 hour marathon of Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. If you start at the beginning by 5 PM you’ve seen it all. If you don’t, there’s plenty of hours to choose from.

AMC ““ 8:00 PM: I only bring up tonight’s airing of the John Wayne classic Hondo because it was the film that Al Bundy tried an entire episode of Married with Children to see.

WEDNESDAY

NBC ““ 9:00 PM: The Baby Borrowers return for the Lessons Learned Town Hall Reunion Special.

HIST ““ 9:00 PM: Tonight’s episode of MonsterQuest is titled Vampires in America. I’m in.

THURSDAY

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: The final part of the season finale for So You Think You Can Dance. I’m hoping Twitch wins just because of the name (and because it’s what I start to do if someone makes me watch the show).

TBS ““ 10:00 PM: P.J. is one of the “˜best men’ in Bobby‘s wedding on tonight’s season finale of My Boys.

FRIDAY

NBC ““ 7:30 PM: It’s the Olympic Opening Ceremonies tonight. It’s been a long, hard, protest ridden road to get to this point. Does it make me a hater of human rights if I actually decide to watch this? I’m torn.

Now let’s look at what everyone is trying to counter-program with!

FOX ““ 8:00 PM: The motion picture Hellboy. Well played, FOX.
FX ““ 8:00 PM: Another airing of Batman Begins. A reasonable attempt.
TNT ““ 8:00 PM: Matt Damon kicks more ass in The Bourne Supremacy.
USA ““ 9:00 PM: The network tries to stick to their guns with new episodes of Monk and Psych. (I’m still pissed at you guys about that submarine listing mishap”¦ I expect my apology in the form of a fruit basket or cookie-gram.)

SATURDAY

With the Olympics going on it’s like no one else is even trying to get viewers tonight.

ABC ““ 8:00 PM: My nephew Jacob will be thrilled to know that Shark Tale will be on tonight.

LIFETIME ““ 9:00 PM: One network has the guts to put something new out tonight. The offering is a Lohan like story of rise and fall in True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet. The hook? After rehab the young starlet goes to the suburbs of Indiana to live with Valerie Bertinelli and lives life as a regular teenager to finish high school. What can I say, might be better than watching”¦

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Tonight’s Olympics offering is Swimming.

SUNDAY

NBC ““ 8:00 PM: Tonight’s Olympics offering is Basketball.

FOX ““ 9:00 PM: FOX is making a very valiant effort in counter-programming against the Olympics with the re-airing of the entire first season of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. You can catch it airing Sunday through Wednesday for the next three weeks. The show itself was pretty entertaining the first time around, even though the title character is probably the weakest out of the whole bunch. Too bad the first run was cut short by the Writer’s Strike.

TNT ““ 8:00 PM: Get your John McClane fix on with the original Die Hard and the repurposed Lethal Weapon sequel script Die Hard with a Vengeance.

Will Wilkins still does Yippie-Kay-Yay Mother”¦ never mind.

August 3, 2008

SModcast 60

Filed under: SModcast — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:33 pm

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 60: The Clone War –

In which our heroes marvel over Pillow Babies, thwart an attack by Stalin’s man-apes, and face off over the love of a human Xerox.

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August 1, 2008

Masters Of Song Fu #1: The Winner Revealed!

Filed under: Masters Of Song Fu — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:12 am

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We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

We sent out the call for challengers. Hundreds of you heard the call and fought for a chance to be in the initial group. 20 were selected. Only 19 responded in time.

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the challengers were presented with a very specific songwriting challenge.

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At the very end, there stood but one Challenger – who faced off against one Master of Song Fu.

The Master was Jonathan Coulton, and the Challenger was Jeff MacDougall. Both met the Final Challenge head on, and then left their creations to be judged by you, the public. At the end of the day, in a very close race – with a vote count of 397 to 316 – the winner is JONATHAN COULTON.

As the winner, Jonathan wins remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, as well as becoming the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY, designed and handcrafted by [adult swim] superstar Dana Snyder.

Ah, but there’s also something for Jeff MacDougall. While it’s not an “I Fought A MASTER OF SONG FU And Did Pretty Damn Well” t-shirt, he also gets a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes for making it this far. Hopefully, he’s also gained the confidence and support of you, the public, and will continue making music with the knowledge that there a whole bunch of new listeners eager to hear what the future holds.

And, since many of you have written in wondering…

SIGN-UP FOR THE SECOND MASTERS OF SONG FU COMPETITION WILL BEGIN ON TUESDAY, AUGUST 5th, 2008.

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Below, you’ll find the history of the inaugural MASTERS OF SONG FU competition…

The initial entrants were given one week to complete their Round 1 songs – however they saw fit, within the parameters set forth below…

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

You must do a song in the style of a classic television show. Not only that, but this song is the theme for a fictional television show about yourself (or your band). By “classic television show” theme song, we mean the type of themes found in shows from the 1960’s – 1980’s (ie Gilligan’s Island, Cheers, The Fall Guy, Diff’rent Strokes, Welcome Back Kotter, Greatest American Hero, Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, The Facts Of Life, Green Acres, Gimme A Break, The Monkees, etc.). Your theme song must include both lyrics and music. It must run no shorter than 30 seconds, and no longer than one (1) minute.

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When all was said and done, only 16 of the 19 Challengers were able to send in the songs in time. You voted HERE. The TOP 7 vote getters then moved on to Round 2. Here’s the challenge given to our 7 Semi-Finalists…

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ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

Here’s where we step things up a notch. Your challenge is to write a song that utilizes a repeating syllable (ex: la, na, doo, etc.). The syllable must repeat at least 5 times in a row (ex: la la la la la). The resulting “repeated syllable” phrase can appear anywhere in your song, but must be repeated in full at least 3 times within the song. Also, this challenge includes a thematic element. Your song must feature a conflict between two (2) elements, provided below. You must choose one (1) element from COLUMN A and one (1) element from COLUMN B.

COLUMN A
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Santa Claus

Miami Dolphins

Stephen Hawking

A Beach Towel

High School Physics

Albania

The Color Orange

A Toothpick Factory

Marc Singer

Hydroponics

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COLUMN B
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Dracula

Linux

Pudding

Coupons

Scabies

Cosplayers

Your Kindergarten Teacher (must be named)

Albert Camus

Non-Alcoholic Lager

Doc Hammer

Your song must be at least 1m45s in length. Finally, your song must be an ORIGINAL CREATION, both music and lyrics, and can not utilize or sample a preexisting work.

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You also voted on the contributions of our three Masters, eliminating one. Two Masters remained, and they were presented a special challenge of their own. Their entries were also be voted on by you, the readers. The winner of the Masters Challenge is the one who dueled with the winning Challenger.

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ROUND 2 MASTERS CHALLENGE

The following challenge applies to our Masters of Song Fu only. As Masters, it is expected that they have achieved a musical voice all their own – but does their mastery extend to assuming the voice of another artist? With that in mind, Each Master is tasked with writing a song in the style of their opponent. The Masters will be judged on how accurately they write a song in their opponent’s style without it becoming a simple parody. When listening to their entries, you must genuinely believe that they were written by the original Master. Got that? The Master’s songs must also be no shorter than 1m45s.

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Well, you voted on the Round 2 Challenge HERE. Your Challenger was Jeff MacDougall, and the Master he had to face was Jonathan Coulton. They were both presented with a final challenge…

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FINAL CHALLENGE

THE REIMAGINING (aka THE RECKONING): For this final duel between Master and Challenger, we’re going to combine a little bit of all the previous challenges. For this ultimate show of skill, adaptability, and personality, you will be given a preexisting song. Your task is to completely reimagine that song with your own lyrics and music – while retaining the same basic story and at least some sonic “cue” or “quote” from the original tune (a short phrase or series of chord changes; the key word here is “brief”). THIS IS NOT A COVER – you are crafting something more akin to an homage, but with your own creative voice. Here is the song you’ll be reimagining:
DAVID BOWIE: “SPACE ODDITY”
You will be judged on how closely your reimagining hits the basic “story points” – spaceman goes up, spaceman talks with control, spaceman goes for a walk, spaceman disappears – but beyond that, anything goes.

The song must be at least 1min 45sec, and must be an original creation.

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And that brought us to the Final Challenge songs from both Jeff and Jonathan, which you’ll find below (as well as the lyrics and some background on their creative process).

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MASTER OF SONG FU

JONATHAN COULTON

songfu-01.jpgJonathan Coulton on Jonathan Coulton: “In 2005 I left my day job writing software to pursue music full time. To keep myself busy I released a new song on this website every week for a year in a project called Thing a Week. A few of those songs became big internet hits (my folky cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”, a funny video called “Flickr”, a song called “Code Monkey”), and I am now fortunate enough to make my living as a musician.

I write about a lot of geeky stuff because I am a geek. Some of it’s funny, but a lot of it’s not so funny, and even more of it is somewhere in between. I’ve been compared to They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies, Loudon Wainwright III, and other musicians you REALLY LOVE.

I give lots of music away because I believe it helps my cause, and I love it when people use my music to create other stuff – music videos, pictures, remixes, etc. At the moment I’m unsigned, and I’m proud to say I’ve created this whole thing mostly on my own (with plenty of help from an amazingly supportive bunch of fans). But it certainly is getting busy… I will probably sell out and go Hollywood any day now…”

Official Website: www.jonathancoulton.com

FINAL CHALLENGE SONG:Space Doggity

“You’re right, I almost went with the first monkey in space, but I didn’t want to be accused of going overboard with the monkeys. So I went with the first dog in space instead.

Her name was Laika and she went up in Sputnik 2. In doing my research I discovered that Russian scientists recently released the truth about what happened to her during the launch, which is that she died just a few hours into it, and not after a week as they originally claimed. She died from stress and overheating (the cooling system malfunctioned and it was 104F in there) but mostly she died from being LAUNCHED INTO SPACE IN A FUCKING ROCKET.

I thought it would be much nicer if instead Laika gave scientists the finger, stepped out in a spacesuit and then disappeared. Whereabouts unknown…”

Lyrics:

The cage is very small
A tiny silver ball
That makes you a hero
The moment you step inside
The world is watching you
What you’re about to do
Will live on forever
Even though you’ll be dead
And gone
Buckle up
We’re about to turn the engines on.

Boyoyoing

Hello from Sputnik 2
I am receiving you
Thanks for the dog food
I’m somewhere above you now
Guess what Malashenkov?
I took the collar off
I’m holding my own leash
And walking myself outside
This door
I don’t think
I want to be a good dog anymore.

Now I’m floating free
And the moon’s with me
And it’s bright enough
To light the dark

And it’s so high up here
And the stars so clear –
Are they close enough?
Will they hear me bark from here?

Moscow to Sputnik 2
I think we’re losing you
Your life signs are fading
We can’t really say that we’re
Surprised
It’s a shame
There is always something that gets compromised

Now I’m floating free
And the moon’s with me
And it’s bright enough
To light the dark

And it’s so high up here
And the stars so clear –
Are they close enough?
Will they hear me bark from here?

ROUND 2 SONG:Big Dick Farts A Polka (in the style of Paul & Storm)
ROUND 1 SONG:Monkey Shines

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THE CHALLENGER

JEFF MacDOUGALL

songfucomp-16.jpgThe Deal: After 20+ years making music as a hobby, I recently wrote and recorded a song for my daughter. I got a little taste of mild success (hey, my mom liked it). So now I’m taking my music out of the closet, dusting it off, and seeing how it does in the sunshine. Who knew there was so much work in just attempting to do music for a living. I feel like I am opening a Subway franchise (Only opening a Subway franchise seems more fulfilling in a creative way).

Official Website: jeffmacdougall.com

FINAL CHALLENGE SONG:High

“When I first read the final challenge I was, at once, excited and scared. Such a great song to use for inspiration and also, a very high bar to get over. I mean, trying to measure up to a Bowie song is bad enough, but trying to do it and do it better than Jonathan Coulton?… yeah… no problem… I’ll get right on that.

Right away I decided to do try something grand, to keep in the spirit of the original. Whether or not I achieved that remains to be seen. I didn’t want to try to be funny because A) It’s not really a funny story, and B) I’m not going to do funny better than my competition. I’m just not. So here you go… the end result. To sum it up, I just really tried to re-do the song with my own song writing and production style. I think I achieved that… for better or worse.”

Lyrics:

Safe in the capsule,
gonna leave here soon.
Nothing around me,
though there’s not much room.

It’s quiet. It’s calm.
Can you hear me? It’s Tom.

I’m high!
Can you see me?
I’m the blink in the night sky.

I’m not afraid.
So much to fear.
Hey, I can see my house from here.

No air to speak of
and still my hand is on the door.

I give it a shove
and I’m out into the clear.
Don’t want to take a fall from here.

Out of the capsule,
gonna leave here soon.
And the stars look very different today.
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way.

I’m high!
Can you see me?
I’m the blink in the night sky.

I’m not afraid.
Everything’s clear.
There’s nothing left to engineer.

I’m high!
Can you see me?
I’m the blink in the night sky.

I’m not afraid.
Everything’s clear.
Tell my wife no need for tears.

ROUND 2 SONG:A Brief History Of Pudding
ROUND 1 SONG:Jeff MacDougall Dot Com

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FINAL CHALLENGE RESULTS

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The Fu Shall Return.

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Win SOUTH PARK: SEASON 11 on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:15 am

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Comedy Central Home Video, three (3) copies of SOUTH PARK: SEASON 11 on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Friday, August 8th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, August 8th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Weekend Shopping Guide 8/1/08: We’re All A Little Looney

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

After years of begging, pleading, and borderline groveling, Warners has finally answered all those pathetic pleas with the long-awaited first volume of Tiny Toon Adventures (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP). They’re tiny, they’re toony, and they’re finally coming to our TVs with the first 35 episodes, plus a newly-produced retrospective featurette. Volume 2, now!

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So, you’ve got a pair of computers and you want to transfer files between them quickly and easily. Sure, you could try and create a network connection, or send things over a instant messenger service in a pinch, but most ISPs are painfully slow on uploads, and you might not even have the option. No, the easiest piece of kit I’ve ever encountered is the Crossbox Data Transfer Device ($39.99), which connects to the 2 systems via USB ports, has built in drivers, and transfers data lightning fast. Brilliant.
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It’s not nearly the groundbreaking revelation that was Scorsese and The Band’s The Last Waltz, but The Rolling Stones: Shine A Light (Paramount, Rated PG-13, DVD-$34.99 SRP) is still an incredible document of a defiantly energetic gig by the foursome, with guests Jack White, Christina Aguilera, and Buddy Guy. Bonus features include a quartet of additional performances and a behind-the-scenes featurette. A Blu-Ray edition (featuring the same bonus materials is also available.

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The Blu-Ray train has reached Clancy station (yeah, I just typed that – I may need a vacation), and that means we’ve got a quartet of high-definition, stunning looking versions of The Hunt For Red October, Patriot Games, Clear & Present Danger, and The Sum Of All Fears (Paramount, Rated PG/PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP each). The bonus features all carry over from the standard editions, and include cast & crew interviews, an audio commentary on Hunt, commentaries and behind-the-scenes featurettes on Sum, and theatrical trailers.

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Spawned from the same animated era that gave us Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, and Pinky & The Brain, I always thought that Freakazoid! (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) was a blast. Granted, I wasn’t a regular viewer, but every episode I ran across was a fun, madcap delight. Judge for yourself with the 2-disc first season set, featuring all 14 episodes, plus a retrospective featurette, launch promos, and a trio of commentaries.

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Take the highway to the danger zone in gloriously crisp, high definition Tony Scott vision with the Blu-Ray edition of Top Gun (Paramount, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP). In addition to the uber-quality, you get the bonus materials from the recent special edition DVD release, including an audio commentary, making-of documentary, featurettes, galleries, music videos, and more.

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Like most effortless surprise cult hits, the sequel to Harold & Kumar Go Two White Castle suffers from trying too hard. That’s not to say that Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (New Line, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP) – which finds our stoner heroes mistakenly on the wrong side of the law and locked up as terrorists – isn’t an enjoyable comedy. It is. It’s just that it doesn’t quite live up to the goofball charm of the original flick. The 2-disc unrated edition features audio commentaries, a behind-the-scenes featurette, additional scenes, and a PSA.

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Has it really been 10 years since Dark City? Before The Matrix, this underrated little gem brought us a fascinating but flawed piece of sci-fi noir, that deserves another look-see. There’s no better way to do that look-see than with the newly remastered Blu-Ray edition (New Line, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$28.99 SRP) featuring both the original theatrical and an extended director’s cut of the film, audio commentaries, documentaries, galleries, and much more.

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It may be mired in its mid-80’s time period, but there’s a great ticking clock fun to War Games (MGM/UA, Rated PG, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which now has a 25th (!) Anniversary Edition. Bonus features (in addition to a nicely remastered picture) include a retrospective documentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and the original theatrical trailer. Sadly, no Badham/Broderick commentary.

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Fans (and Paul Sabourin) will rejoice in the fact that not only will they get to re-watch the stunning conclusion of the saga, but the fourth and final volume of Avatar: The Last Airbender Book 3 – Fire (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) features audio commentaries from the creators, cast, and crew.

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Anglophiles wishing to get a wonderful primer on the sceptered isle’s history will want to pick up a copy of Simon Schama’s in-depth A History Of Britain (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP). The 5-disc set features all 15 episodes, charting its earliest beginnings through Roman occupation, the Norman conquest, the rise of empire, and right through the 20th century.

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Plunge back into the Fox vaults with a box set devoted to the 30’s George Clooney with the Tyrone Power: Matinee Idol Collection (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). The 5-disc set features Girls’ Dormitory, Love Is News, This Above All, Day-Time Wife, The Luck Of The Irish, Café Metropole, That Wonderful Urge, Second Honeymoon, Johnny Apollo, I’ll Never Forget You. Bonus features include spotlights on Power and his leading ladies, deleted scenes, a poster gallery, and more.

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Start refreshing on the original before the new series launches this fall with the complete fifth season of Beverly Hills 90210 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). With Shannon Doherty gone, this was the season that saw the arrival of Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, who practically jetted right from Saved By The Bell. The 8 disc set features all 31 episodes, but not a single bonus features.

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If getting the series in separate sets wasn’t appealing to you, you can now get the entirety of Robin Of Sherwood (Acorn Media, Not Rated, DVD-$99.99 SRP) in one easy package. The 10-disc set contains all 26 episodes, plus audio commentaries, behind-the-scenes documentaries, outtakes, and more.

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In the annals of great cooking shows, a special place must be reserved for one of my favorites – Britain’s Two Fat Ladies (Acorn Media, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), which brought together outsize chefs Jennifer Paterson and Clarissa Dickson Wright and sent them traveling the country in a motorcycle and sidecar. It was fun and funny, and the two were engaging hosts. The 4-disc set features all 24 episodes, plus a documentary tribute to Paterson.

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With season 7 of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) hitting shelves, we’ve just about caught up with the current season. The 5-disc set contains all 22 episodes. Can I say how much the continued existence of this series delights me just because it keeps Richard Belzer’s Homicide character alive?

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Spawned in the desperate post-Buffy bid to launch any kind of female action-hero series the networks could get their hands on, Witchblade (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$69.98 SRP) only lasted a single season. Which I’m perfectly fine with, as it was a lackluster adaptation of a comic book I really didn’t care for. Ah well. The 7-disc box-set features all 24 episodes, plus trivia, casting tapes, featurettes, and more.

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Growing up, the name James A. Michener meant incredibly massive TV miniseries based on equally massive books set in some period of America’s past. Such is the Wild West tale Centennial (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), which spanned 26 hours. The 6-disc set features also contains a retrospective documentary.

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And now, we’ll close this week’s shopping guide with something you can’t buy in stores. In fact, the only way you can get it is by collecting 4 of the stickers featured in Hasbro’s line of 12″ Indiana Jones figures and mailing them in for what has to be one of the coolest looking mail-aways ever – a highly-detailed 12″-scale Ark of the Covenant. See for yourself…

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Trailer Park: What Was The Best Part Of Comic-Con 2008? Tom Cruise.

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By Christopher Stipp

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Yes, I’ll get back to the usual griping and nitpicking of what was awesome and what was not in moments but I had to start by saying that after seeing a screening of TROPIC THUNDER on Friday night during the Comic-Con I have had every ounce of ill will towards Tom Cruise expunged from my pores.

No longer can I honestly bag, rag or tease the couch-jumping midget with incisors that could fillet a tin can (and still cut a vine ripened tomato!) as I have to go on record as saying that he gives a brilliant comedic performance that I will not spoil in TROPIC THUNDER. I was shocked by the amount of blue eminating from his mouth in this film and, so much so, I had double-take a few times as I wondered why he would go out on that limb; it was completely against type of everything you think you know about him. There was the kind of ferocity brought into the character he plays that, damn near like Heath Ledger’s iconic performance as The Joker, you forget about all the batshit crazy antics that drove him to the point he is today. Needless, the movie was spectacular and you really do need to go into that movie with as little spoiler-y information as possible. This is honestly a movie that rewards people who go into it blind as, without question, it was the second best comedy I saw all summer. What was the first, you may never ask yourself?

HAMLET 2

Now, this one was different in that I saw the trailer and adored it. It had such a spark that it was in danger of not being able to live up to the marketing. I was beyond pleased to find out that this is a movie that is at once absurd and wickedly sharp. While it takes the Teacher/Student genre and spins it sharply on its head you have Steve Coogan who is allowed to let his freak flag fly mightily. Just when you start to worry that his is a character is really a caricature you begin to love this guy who is at once so full of optimism and so miserably inept. And everything you read about the eventual play they put on the end should all point to the fact that this is the crowning moment that takes this comedy and imbues it with a tenderness that you don’t see much in even straightforward dramas. And I hope everyone enjoys the musical stylings of The Tuscon Gay Men’s Choir; they are brilliantly used and have everything to do with the aforementioned moment that brings this whole film together. And, in celebration of this film I have tons to share regarding this film: interviews with star Steve Coogan, director Andrew Flemming and co-writer Pam Brady. This is one that really deserves a big hug by consumers this month.

As well, who could’ve missed watching the WATCHMEN

Zack Snyder knows how to work panels and, just like he did with 300, the man came prepared to let people know just how seriously he was working on this film adaptation. The footage he showed, in an extended trailer that mixed in some of the more sharp elements from the trailer already out there did 2 things: 1. It made you pay attention to the magnitude and scale of this production 2. It conveyed a sense of a world just like outs that could really exist. Snyder has made a world within a world and it was breathtaking to see how he has used his prowess as a sharp filmmaker to mold and pump into life this graphic novel that has finally found its pulse. The panel itself, as well, was one of those things where Snyder was allowed to work his magic on the crowd while still allowing all the stars of the film to be included into the conversation. Even media shy Cruddup seemed to be enjoying the absurdity of it all, being tossed questions about absolutely random things but loving every minute of it. The roundtables for this film, as well, were the highlight of my trip to San Diego and made all the cash I had to spend to get there worthwhile. I know we sort of eschew the roundtable format around these parts but since I was armed with a video camera and an audio recorder I made to videotape the panel and videotape the roundtables. I will be posting both soon but if you’re whipping yourself that you weren’t able to make it for this one should rest assured that you’ll be able to enjoy the entire panel in a matter of days. A special note needs to be made about meeting C.H.U.D.’s Devin Faraci. If there is anyone I would point to as a respectable model for how interviewing should go it would be him. We were in the same pool of other writers scrambling to cover the WATCHMEN roundtables and, with the exception of a Herman Munster look-a-like who made a few moments real uncomfortable for everyone involved a few times, I was genuinely honored to be in the presence of the guy. He’s the go-to person for damn near every solid interview over at C.H.U.D. and if there was anyone who makes me want to be a better conversationalist with those who are making films or being a part of them, it is he. I just hope I carried myself well as I would loathe to be on the receiving end of any editorial that starts with, “I was at a roundtable with this one twit who…”

CHUCK

No one loves Zach Levi more than me. Pressured to talk to the guy based on his role in BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2 I could not have been more impressed with an actor on the bubble. The man was well read, had a jolly disposition, loved video games and was honestly engaged with the conversation the entire time. I’ve since interviewed him a few more times since then and I did it again after his well-attended panel in Room 20, a step up from his previous Room that did not hold nearly as many individuals who were in love with his lovable geek. One of the highpoints for this panel was Levi’s interpretation of Yvonne Strahovski, and her command of her Australian accent, when she uses the word “No.” AEIOU plays a part of the punchline and it was just nice, in case you’re wondering about these things, to see these co-stars all hanging out afterwards at the Hard Rock, just enjoying each other’s company and the rather tasty delights of fried calamari. (I had some and it was delicious) The interview I did with Zach and co-star Josh Gomez needs to be seen to be believed and shortly you will when I upload the video to celebrate Season 2 of CHUCK when it comes back on NBC at the end of September. If I could give out an award for Person I Would Defend In A Battle of Public Opinion, Zach and Josh would get it just from the standpoint that these guys are genuinely appreciative of where they are and how they got there.

THE BITCH SLAP GIRLS

Hot ladies, a 45 minute interview and conducting it in bed with them. Yeah, I know the other interviewers getting my sloppy seconds conducted the interview in the same manner but don’t burst my bubble. I’m special, dammit. The interview, though, was phenomenally entertaining and this movie looks wickedly exciting. This movie, one that hearkens back to the exploitation films of the 70’s but differs insofar as the script is presumably laden with sharp dialogue and the kind of action you wish Tarantino had employed in DEATH PROOF. As well, this is one of the few movies shot entirely with the Red Camera. The screen shots I saw were sharp, crisp and as the filmmakers explained what they had to go through in getting this done with this heavy piece of equipment I can only hope the film is as good as the ladies made it sound. They were charismatic, beautiful, hilarious and had lots of good things to say about anyone who thinks that making an exploitation movie in the desert would be a part and a half. The stories about where these girls found sand weeks later after the shoot was done is worth the price of admission.

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO

This was a fascinating panel. I taped it (and will be uploading it soon for your perusal) so you can decide for yourself but Seth Rogan and Company made short work of the geeks and dweebs who wanted to go toe to toe with those on the stage. The clip of the movie that was shown was excellent in that Justin Long was perhaps the best thing about the scene that was shown and, incidentally, makes what would otherwise be your average gay porn actor come to life with such screaming ferocity you would be hard pressed to not think this man enjoyed tube steak on a nightly basis. Everyone in the panel should be commended in just braving the moment they were in and Kevin delivered yet another memorable evening. You half-wonder if he could navigate these things in his sleep as he made it all look effortless.

I also taped the FRIDAY THE 13TH panel and it gets my Surprise award for Panel I Didn’t Think I Would Like So Much. Jason seems to have caught a viewing of Snyder’s DAWN OF THE DEAD as the man looks like he has strapped on his Nike’s and is ready to cut a few people up at a running pace. The footage they showed was minimal but there were a few quality kills in there and the panelists, as you will hear if you decide to listen to it, should have the benefit of the doubt when you think about whether this will be an inspired entry into this series.

And, for fuck’s sake, why aren’t there any accommodations made for journalists who want to cover popular panels? Having to wait in line isn’t such a drag, Lord knows I got in line for the WATCHMEN panel at 6:30 in the morning (Yeah, I am a loser), but Jesus Christ, some kind of effort should be made for people who want to actually write about the big moments of this thing.

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