SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 62: The Human Quilt –
In which our heroes accost a rocker in the cereal aisle, get unruly on a plane, fear the wrath of a pent-up Paul Bunyan, and go to the movies.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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I can’t believe i’ve listened to over 65 hours of smodcastory and haven’t been bored ever. Making the 2 hour trek home from school listening to old smodcasts never gets old
Comment by Silent Dylan — August 26, 2008 @ 12:41 am
Hey Kev, Panasonic just announced a 150″ TV. Time to trade up, hm?
Thanks for the new smod.
Comment by w0bzzy — August 26, 2008 @ 1:27 am
I love, so much, when you go into the hypothetical character scenarios. Haha. Foreigner, brilliant.
Comment by Tendrillar — August 26, 2008 @ 1:58 am
oh snap
Comment by chris — August 26, 2008 @ 4:15 am
im just a little curious. Not including the first edit, Were all the musical references (as in singing “feel like the first time”) edited to land precisely on the background music lyrics or was that dumb luck? Because you two even got the timing right (listen to scott from around 5:00 to 5:30). the background song has been playing for a while but he’s still landing it… though not in tune. In smods from christmas past you say that the music is mixed in after the fact…. so… props to you two.
Comment by Super Mario — August 26, 2008 @ 4:19 am
scott was on fire
Comment by unclemontana — August 26, 2008 @ 5:57 am
After learning of Scott’s general hatred of movies, it would be interesting to know for the nex smodcat what his top 10 films of all time are.
Comment by Artur — August 26, 2008 @ 7:17 am
You seriously need to produce your own series of biography’s and behind the music’s – the alternate lives of celebrities – with the two of you role playing the highlights; it could be great. Two members of Foreigner were American’s and three were British. The lead singer, Lou Gramm, is from Rochester, NY (Mick Jones was British but he was the guitarist) although I really enjoyed Scott’s version and his accent was awesome! Scott why do you insist that you’re not an actor? I would pay good money to watch the “Angry Canadian” or what you could do with Peter Wolf buying tires at Costco.
Comment by tasket — August 26, 2008 @ 10:09 am
I was just about to post that Lou was from Rochester and someone beat me to it.
I’m from rochester, and we have a much different accent hahaha
Comment by Phill — August 26, 2008 @ 5:03 pm
That was interesting. :]
Comment by April B. — August 26, 2008 @ 6:35 pm
1st of some ppl r crazy the past like 5-10 smodcasts scots been on his A game hes been so funny and 2nd thats alot smodcast i feel like i should kill myself know that i dont have the money for HD tv
Comment by Jake — August 26, 2008 @ 7:11 pm
what song opens an’ closes this weeks smod? anybody?
Comment by gordie-o — August 26, 2008 @ 7:56 pm
$50,000 TV, its more like $75,000, just saw the 150 inch, it is crazy.
Have to say i’ve had HDTV for quite awhile it is amazing.
Kevin check out Blade Runner on Blu Ray – it is awesome.
Comment by MM — August 26, 2008 @ 9:10 pm
poor poor Kevin!!!Awwwww…he can’t get all his fucking channels in HDTV…make me wanna cry kevin!!! Poor kevin has to watch TV on his 2000 inch TV and its not up to HIS standards!!! I feel sorry for his cable provider’s customer service having to put up with his shitty complaints that the whole fucking world is not in HDTV!!!!!!
uh..sorry, bad day
Didn’t Scott’s British Mick (Lou) sound a lot like Nigel of Spinal Tap? fucking hilarious!!!!!!
Comment by Rick E. — August 26, 2008 @ 9:23 pm
Thats awesome that you guys talked about the giant Paul Bunyon and Babe. It’s actually located in Klamath, California. Which is like an hour away from the Oregon border.
Comment by MasonH — August 26, 2008 @ 9:43 pm
listened to it yesterday as a birthday present (cause the 25th was my birthday) and it was great. awesome job guys
Comment by Dougie Fresh — August 26, 2008 @ 10:26 pm
gordie-o the song at the open & close of this weeks show is “Bad Kids” by Black Lips.
Comment by tasket — August 27, 2008 @ 1:25 am
They can never go wrong with the roleplaying. Great episode.
Comment by Craig — August 27, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
Mosier has been in rare and wonderful form lately. I would pay good money to see Mosier star (in a dual role) as Angry Canadian Guy and Guy From Foreigner in a road trip movie. Kev, will you write this for us? 😉
Comment by Michelle — August 27, 2008 @ 8:18 pm
Awesome Podcast!
Comment by Alex — August 27, 2008 @ 9:57 pm
Russell Brand is a C*&K & you can use your phone on an airplabe, as long as it’s in ‘FLIGHT MODE’……jeez dude its the 21st Century!
Fight the power, Love the show 😉
Comment by Alex Clarke — August 28, 2008 @ 6:23 am
this smod is in serious contention to being named as my favorite one!! scott always cracks me up and everytime kev broke the imaginary 4th wall, by trying to call out Mos, he just plowed though that too!! it was awesome!
so here’s what cracked me personally up THE most…. during the little bit when scott was being the lead singer of Foriener…. (haha i laugh thinking about it!) kevin says something to the effect of why would you sing your own songs in public…. you get paid to do that, why would you do it for free?? (i know i cant quote him right now but its close enough) the FIRST thing i thought of was how funny is it that kevin and scott do smod cast weekly and its free, its essentially the same thing! and i laughed for a bit thinking baout that
finally, to the dude who was talking about rochester, i didnt really read all you wrote, i live in rochester and pleeeease dont use shitty ass wegmans as our one claim to fame!! wegmans sucks the sack! no one really goes there any more! if anything the biggest claim to rochester’s fame would be the garbage plate!! anyone who doesnt know what those are, well you havent really lived yet then!! try to google “garbage plate” and if you want to know more, let me know ill fill you in!!
Comment by brian lasalle — August 28, 2008 @ 11:18 am
I’m loving it !!! THANKS !
Comment by Igor — August 28, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
What’s up w/ the Feedburner feed? It’s stuck on ep. 60!! FIX THIS!!!
Comment by Bryan — August 29, 2008 @ 11:38 am
Have you stopped using the feedburner feed for the podcasts? The last two aren’t listed.
Comment by JG — August 29, 2008 @ 8:57 pm
scott was hilarious this week, good to have him back
Comment by volpats — August 30, 2008 @ 2:34 am
Mick Jones is english born in surrey england
Comment by Bazza — August 30, 2008 @ 3:54 am
Damn, That was a good smodcast!!!!
Scott, you´re the best as an 80´s english rocker!!! You could make a great character. It´s great to have u back, man!! We missed u!!!
Kevin, you´re awesome!!!
I like smodcast. All the espisodes are great.
Greetings from México.
Comment by Rob Gordon — August 30, 2008 @ 6:08 am
TV was my second mom when i was a kid…
Now, TV is my second girlfriend!!
Comment by Rob Gordon — August 30, 2008 @ 7:02 am
Why is this not on iTunes yet, six days later?
Comment by Me — August 30, 2008 @ 12:10 pm
Thank God Mossiers back!
Comment by carL — August 30, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
Kev needs to go for the 130 inch TV. 103 is so last year 🙂
Comment by Art — August 30, 2008 @ 7:21 pm
hey, the show doesnt download for me via itunes anymore, hasnt in a while, i have to come here to get it, no big deal, just wondering why. seems to download very slow as well. am i alone in this?
Comment by josh — August 30, 2008 @ 10:16 pm
I listen religiously, and I am a girl! Hmmmm …
Comment by Krystin — August 31, 2008 @ 6:02 am
Something is wrong with the host’s website. The damn thing is not playing.
Comment by Shapirul — August 31, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
ExCUSE ME KEVIN SMITH. I GOT A QUESTON FOR YOU. sorry for caps. Why did u put a Dante Death Scene as a Alternet Ending in Clarks? Isnt that not comedy?. But the reason why im asking is because im extremely curios. i want to know what made u think to put that scene in there.Nothing personal. <<< PLEAES ANSWER
Comment by Leroy V. — August 31, 2008 @ 5:29 pm
where are those other guys? bring em back!
Comment by yanck — August 31, 2008 @ 6:32 pm
where da new smod?
Comment by ash — August 31, 2008 @ 11:34 pm
p.s. long-winded, repetitive sketches are boring. Blabbing on in bad accent is not funny for 25 minutes.
Comment by ash — August 31, 2008 @ 11:36 pm
WHAT DOES GOOSH MEAN? clarification please
Comment by dirty — September 1, 2008 @ 11:32 am
Great job!
Comment by germ — September 1, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
Hey Super Mario, Ken Plume is just a wizard at background music placement editing!
Comment by germ — September 1, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
The place with the big Paul Bunyan and Babe statues that Mosier was talking about is in Klamath, California at The Trees of Mystery.
Comment by Vzylexy — September 1, 2008 @ 10:46 pm
Wait until Mottola’s ‘Adventureland’ comes out – complete with a Foreigner cover band.
Comment by Matt Croyle — September 2, 2008 @ 2:13 pm
About the giant “guy” with the dna thing flipped….I think you are thinking of Yao Defen…..a woman in china that is almost 8 ft tall. There was a discovery channel special on here a month or so ago.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yao_Defen
Comment by Richard — September 3, 2008 @ 8:41 pm
I hate to admit this, but in a flashback to my teenage years, I attended a Bryan Adams concert this summer and Foreigner was the opening act. I think they do have a “new” album out with one new song.
Comment by Carrie Cooley — September 5, 2008 @ 10:06 pm