SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 56: And Now a Word from Our Sponsor –
In which our heroes try to manufacture road rage, enter handy negotiations, draw the line at what they’d do for a Make-a-Wish kid, and catch up with an old bathroom buddy.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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“Whoa, no need to get hoSStil'” 😛 [earlier Disney smod]
Comment by jamos — July 8, 2008 @ 10:26 am
Anybody else think that Scott’s dying 12-year-old sounds like Dr. Evil?
Smodcast: an acting school run by psychotic 14-year-old boys, funny psychotic 14-year-old boys.
Comment by Kat — July 8, 2008 @ 2:24 pm
Long time listener, first time posting. I have to say I can’t listen to this smodcast while walking down the street, I was fucking laughing so much people looked at me as if I was crazy.
Comment by Pablo — July 8, 2008 @ 3:28 pm
Kevin, you only find the “patriarchal” rules of societies confusing because your feminist wife taught you it was an arbitrary decision made a few hundred years ago. Your wife is attracted to patriarchy, and male control, whether she chooses to acknowledge it or not.
Comment by Bryan — July 8, 2008 @ 4:33 pm
Does it make me gay that I got hard listening to the make a wish kid jerk off???
watta smod!!!!!
Comment by Rick E. — July 8, 2008 @ 11:19 pm
is it just me or did they seem high during this smod… at least Kevin
Comment by Matt Gaydos — July 9, 2008 @ 5:07 pm
this has been the best smodcast ever! i cant believe i waited so long to listen to it!
Comment by Another Chan — July 9, 2008 @ 7:27 pm
The guy in the car accident’s request after the cigarette made me laugh until I cried.
Comment by Andrew Hime — July 9, 2008 @ 10:09 pm
best yet
Comment by foster — July 10, 2008 @ 1:12 am
This smod just made me realize that Smodcast hasn’t been very funny since the beginning of the year. Finally, we get another funny one though. Well done. It wasn’t “your best ever” or anything, which I’m sure you know. I like it though. THANK YOU.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXwOYtAWSN4&feature=related
Comment by Peter J. — July 10, 2008 @ 4:02 am
I was listening to this one while walking to and shopping at the store…laughing like an idiot the whole time…HILARIOUS!!!
Comment by Tim — July 10, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
“That’s how the devil works … in weird, fucked up ways.”
Indeed, sir. Indeed.
Comment by Tony from AntiSocial Commentary — July 10, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
Can’t wait to listen to this one. I swear, Smodcast is like tasty, tasty crack.
Comment by Angel — July 10, 2008 @ 9:02 pm
Awesome, one of the best smods yet…check out this website guys i think it would be fun to talk about in the next smod…
Crazy stories from the ER
http://dailystrength.org/blog/182-8-crazy-stories
Comment by Vic — July 10, 2008 @ 10:06 pm
this is my favorite episode so far
Comment by chris — July 11, 2008 @ 6:25 pm
This is in my top five.
My favorite will always be “Harry Scotter and the Order of the Penis”, only because I’m such a, as Kevin simply put it, ‘Potter Fag’.
My other favorite being the the lastest Walt one.
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Comment by April B. — July 12, 2008 @ 2:48 am
Yep, this episode was one of the best. I was ‘lol-ing’ the whole time!
Comment by Mark — July 12, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
Kev I’m surprised who haven’t said anything in SModcast about the late, great, George Carlin. I figured you would mention something about working with this amazing man.
Comment by Justin — July 12, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
It helps me get through my day at work thanks Kevin and Scott
Comment by Ben — July 12, 2008 @ 3:23 pm
All SModcasts are worth listening to, but this one was especially hilarious. More entertaining than many things I’ve paid for
Comment by Luke — July 12, 2008 @ 9:33 pm
Sunday July 13th, this episode still isnt up on iTunes!!
I know there’s a one week stagger between Quick Stop Ent and iTunes but they’re usually up on iTunes the following Saturday (used to be Friday!)
What the hell is goin on ?
Comment by Kedzz — July 13, 2008 @ 3:23 pm
Love the Smod-waiting very impaitently for new one.
Comment by Justin — July 13, 2008 @ 4:06 pm
my new fav smod 🙂
Comment by scoot — July 13, 2008 @ 10:05 pm
I need 57 or I’ll explode! That happens to me sometimes.
Comment by jeff smith — July 13, 2008 @ 11:33 pm
I have not laughed this hard in quite a while. The little skits were just hilarious. Thanks guys.
Comment by NathanM — July 14, 2008 @ 10:07 am
Hands down, this was the funniest Smodcast in recent memory. You guys have officially gotten back on the horse. The part where Scott spontaneously became the hellspawn and screamed and laughed so hard I cried. Nice job!
Comment by Aceles — July 17, 2008 @ 6:14 pm
Kevin …. you are sooo gay … At the drop of the hat … you go for the gay joke…. lol … it’s just weird… I know you are not but … jezz or in your case jizzz….
Comment by JT — July 18, 2008 @ 12:09 pm
i’d become a believer if we could get 50 foot scott mosiers
Comment by Mal — July 20, 2008 @ 8:28 pm
That was the most wonderful Smod ever. I blew coffee all over my keyboard during the Make-A-Wish segment.
Wouldn’t this be an awesome sequence for a movie?
Comment by Art — July 29, 2008 @ 12:14 am
I love it when Mos has finally had it. This is the best SModcast in ages (and they’re uniformly great). KS is so (awesomely) retarded. I love it when he gets all fuckin focused on something so completely preposterous and simply WILL NOT let it go. Amazing. Wow.
I could tell that Kev was trying to build up an exhaustive case constructed out of all these piled-on, outrageous circumstances to try and break Scott down so that he’d finally say “OK, OK, I’ll watch just to shut this guy up” just so Kevin could go “dude, you’re totally gay!”
WTF – “Daddy’s gonna kill you a hobo and I’m gonna bring back the heart”.
Thank you
Comment by Stankerdoodle — August 20, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
Best Smodcast yet. I laughed outloud the entire cast. Thanks.
Comment by Katie P — September 4, 2008 @ 11:33 am
I do notice that in Kevin’s hypothetical world, the slightest variation from the norm plunges a person into a world of rampant gayness. It’s insane…lol…
Walt clones himself, the clone will want a handjob…car accident or dying in a hospital…they want a gay handjob.
This is a bizarre recurring theme, reaching its most hilarious zenith in this episode.
Thanks, guys…and thanks, ThinkGeek.com!!
I, too, would love to hear what Kev would’ve done if he’d been offered a story in “Four Rooms”!
Comment by Sean — September 12, 2008 @ 9:38 am
Hooray for Think Geek sponsorship. I’ve been a customer of theirs for years.
It’s awesome to hear that they’re the new sponsor of my favorite Audio Podcast: Smodcast.
Now I’ll just have to make sure to click on your links here before I go there to buy things.
Comment by Greg — September 25, 2008 @ 1:15 pm
My brain couldn’t get past people driving by hollering “YOU’RE UNFUCKABLLLLLLE!!!
to Scott because he car was dented. LMAO!!!!!!
Comment by Kim M. — November 7, 2008 @ 12:37 am
hmmm. makes me wonder how kev can hate on dnd when he so obviously loves to role play?
maybe if the campaign / world wasnt actualy fantasy shit, but a modern setting. it’s done all the time.
Comment by currently proud k'nuck — February 15, 2009 @ 4:37 pm
Oh man… my gut seriously aches from laughing so hard!
Comment by Renee — June 8, 2009 @ 11:14 am