Comments on: SModcast Contest: One Year On

By: Fernando

Fernando — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:45:59 +0000

So… still no winner eh?

By: thirty-seven

thirty-seven — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 05:32:38 +0000

Harry Scotter (29) was DAMN AMUSING.
BEST (IMHO): 10, 29, 37 (In A Row?!?!), 38, 41, 52…52 HA!

I gotta say though 57 caused me to go out and purchase all three seasons of “Weeds” like 63 is making me go out and get “…Clayton”, “…Ripley”, “…All Seasons”, possibly a couple seasons of “The Wire”. I almost wish you guys had a separate blog with movie reviews so all us SMod listeners could see which movies were worth buying and which were total shit [Wild Hogs, Clue!, Blue City, etc.]

Allow me to add that in the case of “Blue City” OMFG total watery orange stinky shit from the ass of a dead rhino. I cannot summon the words to describe the excrementitiousness of this fucked up film. When I watched it in ’86 i got thru the first fifteen minutes and then went into the parking lot of the AMC Theater in Phoenix, AZ and shot myself in the head. Yeah! I’m fucking dead right now! …is how fucked up this film is.

Anyhoo…I have no bad favorites for SMod.

PS…Howard Stern eats cocks.

By: germ

germ — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:43:58 +0000

So, any idea when a winner will be selected? thanxxx

By: shaun

shaun — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:30:16 +0000

the worst smodcast ever was meat curtains’ what the fuck is that about? 52 minutes of discussion about meat, that was awful,where the fuck is peta when we need it? after i listened to that smodcast i was so bored that i fell asleep in the bus, i woke hope in south carolina, i hate deepsouth!but all the other ones are fucking funny.

By: ash

ash — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:24:21 +0000

i thought how it was funny how in the earlier ones they were dropping names all over the place to draw in the crowds. i understand it, but i dunno, its a bit ‘i’m famous, you’re not’. they were still entertaining though. i didnt like ‘meat curtains’- that was pretty boring coz it was so centred on a really uninteresting topic. I love pretty much all smodcasts though. For some reason I really liked ‘Sphincter Fresh’, that was a really good one.

By: John Johnson

John Johnson — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:45:41 +0000

Episode 12 “Fat Kenickie”

Seriously.

What the fuck?
I didn’t go to school with you Kevin. Snoopy sucks (donkey balls). I can’t even begin to say how lame it was to hear you rage on Charlie Brown’s innane response falling down on the job.
Show Ideas? “Poo-less Joe Jackson; Tales of Holding It.”

By: Joe

Joe — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:20:15 +0000

The Pretty-Good Worker and Little Outhouse on the Prairie are both the wrost

the end up talk about nothing just going around in one big circle

the new wrost smodcast with out scott is smodders days

By: Fernando

Fernando — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:36:17 +0000

How About Episode 15: The Pretty-good Worker

Having to listen to Kevin and Scott try to rationalize the process hellen keller went through to learn language literally had me banging my head on my desk, and hoping for a brief moment that I was Deaf, Dumb, and Blind(Maybe just deaf.)

By: germ

germ — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:58:08 +0000

I like you.

By: Katie

Katie — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:16:31 +0000

I just wanted to say that I just almost fell off my bike while riding home listening to this episode, I was laughing so hard. I’m sure I looked like a crazy person. Holy Christ!? I would totally see that.

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:42:43 +0000

I thought the original plan was for us to come up with our own Smodcast script. What gives? Here's my shot anyway: KS: Welcome to Smodcast! I'm Kevin Smith... SM: And I'm Scott Mosier KS: I took Schwalbach and the kid to the circus in town. SM: Was this, uh, a circus with a tent or one of those itinerant farmworker impromptu performances? KS: No, No. It was the kind with a tent. SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. KS: So they had the unicyclist, the elephantsâ€¦how can an elephant shit so much? SM: I think itâ€s because theyâ€re reptiles. They have a slow metabolism and canâ€t ingest all of the grass they eat. KS: SHECKY! So Tantor, Tarzanâ€s friend is related to a snake? SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. KS: *Click-click-click* (lighting cigarette) So weâ€re watching the reptiles dance and the fire eaters. SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. KS: And then out of nowhere comes a clown, right up in the stands with us. SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was he one of those homeless clowns? KS: No, he was a bozo-type clown. Harley was all happy to see this guy and I realize that, hey, Iâ€m afraid of clowns! SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. KS: *Click-click-click* Harley is jumping up and down, all happy to get this balloon animal; I think itâ€s a giraffe. SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. KS: I donâ€t know why sheâ€s so fucking happy. SHECKY! I mean this thing only has a passing resemblance to a giraffe. It could be a llama or a great daneâ€¦ SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah, or a puma. KS: Do you think a giraffeâ€s neck is long enough for it to suck itself off? SM: I think a giraffe is only capable of reproducing through self-fellatio. KS: *Click-click-click* Really? If I could auto-fellate myself, I never would have had a kid. SM: (Laughing) You would be lost in the gene pool. KS: *Click-click-click* Definitely. Iâ€d be fellating myself on a throne of comic books in my parentsâ€ basement right now if I could. SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. KS: So how do they get the sperm to the egg. SHECKY! SM: I think the male fellates himself, but holds the sperm in his mouth and spits it into the mouth of the female. KS: *Click-click-click* (laughing) They snowball each other? SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. KS: What does the female, the giraffe-a, do with it? Does she swallow it and hope enough sperm survive the stomach to reach the egg? SM: I imagine she blows the sperm into her own vagina and the egg gets fertilized that way. KS: *Click-click-click* (blows out smoke) Thatâ€s how Harley was conceived. SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. KS: So here I was, in the stands with this scary clown tying balloons in my face that are going to explode and knock me senseless. SHECKY! Iâ€m thinking, this clown could kick me over with his giant clown shoes and force his cock into my mouth at any second. SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. KS: I figure if he makes one of those balloon swords Iâ€ll offer to suck him off to protect my life, anyway. SM: Or suck on his sword. KS: *Click-click-click* (laughing) Here you fat bastard, suck on my mighty latex meat stick! SHECKY! SM: What are you gonna tell Harley? KS: Iâ€ll tell her that fellatio is something that only happens between two people in love. SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you love this clown? KS: (blows out smoke) Just as long as his cockâ€s in my mouth. When he drops a loaf in there and heâ€s tired afterwards then all bets are off. Iâ€m running for it before he gets the strength back to kill me. SHECKY! SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Running off with a load from the clownâ€s latex meat stick. KS: Iâ€ll impregnate a giraffe on the way out. *Click-click-click* SHECKY! SM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. KS: *Click-click-click* SHECKY! KS: Well thatâ€s Smodcast for this week. Iâ€m Kevin Smith. SM: And Iâ€m Scott Mosier. KS: Have a week.

By: porle

porle — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:48:04 +0000

Smodcast 29 (Harry Scotter) was gold! I’m not into Harry Potter, but it sounds like Kevin and Scott should have made those movies instead! The Christmas ep was rad too! I loved all the action figure talk and the extended Conan riff!

By: Blake

Blake — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:33:36 +0000

SModcast 29 was by far the most boring and worst SModcast ever, and so far it has been the only one I have fallen asleep listening to. It may be interesting to people that like Harry Potter, but I found it extremely disappointing.

By: SYNN

SYNN — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:18:28 +0000

The 2nd one
The podcast was good, but the porn backing track really annoyed me.

By: Gary walker

Gary walker — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:26:08 +0000

I think smodcast 48 was the worst show, clearly not enough cock gags in this episode. Sirs you lost a golden opportunity there.

By: Bill Henson

Bill Henson — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:05:48 +0000

the “inappropriate” image in question if anyone was as curious as kevin and I

http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2008/05/24/svHENSON_narrowweb__300x443,0.jpg

By: ptenbob

ptenbob — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:42:03 +0000

Uh, wait… people actually *do* that whole “1st!” thing?!?

jeez.

As far as bad eps go… there aren’t many to choose from, but I got me a doozy of a highlight clip 🙂

By: Colby

Colby — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:17:20 +0000

SModcast 8: The Entirely Too Over-Long Episode, because it just went on too long and I wasn’t completely interesting.

By: Dannicus

Dannicus — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:11:21 +0000

for contest#2, do we have to write 26 minutes of script too? I was planning on doing that anyways…lol

By: Adam Maldonado

Adam Maldonado — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:18:02 +0000

My best vote is for SModcast 29: Harry Scotter and the Order of the Penis, because I too am a Potter fag. It was very interesting to hear that somebody like Scott is so into Potter.
My worst vote is for SModcast 42: SMerry Christmas, because I hate anything that talks so much about religion. Sorry that’s just me.