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February 6, 2008

Cabin Fever #10: From The Bowels

Filed under: Cabin Fever — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:04 pm

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Oh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

cabin.jpgCabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #10: From The Bowels – In the following hour of recording we manage to trawl the depths of good taste with conversation involving Brian’s bowel movements, our taxi-driver’s casual racism, and news of a woman found guilty of tearing a man’s scrotum from his body with her bare hands. To break up this high class entertainment, you’ll also find music from New Amusement, Joe Doyle, The Wynd, and The Tastydactyls.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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DVD Late Show: Late… But Not Dead

Filed under: DVD Late Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:12 am

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02/06/08

It’s a been a while since my last DVD Late Show column. Aside from the usual holiday chaos, this winter has found me been utterly buried in freelance work. I’m scripting a couple of original graphic novels, including an adaptation of an upcoming Lion’s Gate horror film, writing several short stories for upcoming anthologies and juggling a couple of graphic design gigs. I’m also currently trying to shepherd three comic book series that I’ve written to your local dealer’s shelves, which has demanded a lot of my remaining time.

So, you can understand that I’ve been busy.

Being away from this column so long gave me some time to analyze what I’ve been ““ and not been doing ““ with this column, and to try and figure out whether or not I wanted to continue with it. And if so, whether I could work out how to produce it on a more regular schedule. Let’s face it ““ this column’s pretty much always lived up (or down) to the “Late” part of the name, and it’s been frustrating for me as well as for you.

Well, I want to keep writing this column. I’ve written around forty installments and covered almost 300 titles since I started this thing”¦ and I’ve enjoyed all of it, even if it’s been surprisingly hard work. I’ve been able to see films I might never have experienced otherwise, and hopefully thrown a small spotlight on some deserving releases.

So, here I am, back on the job, focused and ready to review.

But there will be some changes. The columns will be shorter, and there will be fewer titles covered in each installment. On the other hand ““ at least for a while ““ I’ll be trying for a weekly schedule, so it doesn’t necessarily mean fewer reviews overall.

Let’s begin”¦

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MIDNIGHT MOVIES: FROM THE MARGIN TO THE MAINSTREAM (2007, Starz Home Entertainment). This documentary by director Stuart Samuels chronicles the rise of the “midnight movie” movement in the Seventies, when theater owners began running low budget, offbeat flicks at late night screenings in an effort to raise some extra cash. Several of these films ended up attracting huge crowds, and gave rise to the whole “cult film” phenomenon.

The film takes an in-depth look specifically at the six films that most defined the movement ““ Alejandro Jodorowsky’s allegorical western, EL TOPO, George Romero’s NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, John Waters’ PINK FLAMINGOS, the reggae-flavored THE HARDER THEY COME, THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW and David Lynch’s ERASERHEAD. Through well-chosen clips and thoughtful, perceptive commentary by exhibitors, distributors, critics and filmmakers (including Romero, Waters, Lynch and Jodorowsky), MIDNIGHT MOVIES offers a fascinating look at the pre-home video era of cult films.

Starz bare-bones DVD presents the documentary in a crisp, 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and a stereo soundtrack. There are no extras.

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THE KILLING KIND (1971, Dark Sky Films). A subtle little thriller by director Curtis Harrington (NIGHT TIDE), with outstanding performances by Ann Southern, John Savage (THE DEER HUNTER) and a surprisingly sexy Cindy Williams (yep, of LAVERNE & SHIRLEY fame), THE KILLING KIND tells of an over-protected mama’s boy (Savage) who is sent to prison for participating in a game rape. Upon his parole, he moves back into his mother’s (Southern) boarding house, where he finds himself driven by uncontrollable urges ““ both sexual and violent ““ to avenge himself on those he feels have wronged him.

Smart, suspenseful and shocking, Dark Sky has given this obscure Seventies thriller a sterling release on DVD, with an uncut, remastered anamorphic widescreen transfer, clear Dolby 2.0 Mono soundtrack, and a bonus, on-screen interview with director Harrington, recorded shortly before his death last year.

Recommended.

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IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA and EARTH VS. THE FLYING SAUCERS (1955/1956, Columbia/Sony). In the Fifties, special effects maestro Ray Harryhausen contributed his groundbreaking stop-motion animation to three low budget Columbia science fiction potboilers. All three of these titles ““ 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH, IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA and EARTH VS. THE FLYING SAUCERS ““ were released to DVD a few years back as part of the “Ray Harryhausen Collection,” in fine editions. Well, now the studio has re-visited the titles with new transfers, new extras and, new, digitally-colorized versions of the films. I haven’t gotten a hold of the new 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH yet, but I can happily report that the other two discs are great!

IT tells the story of a giant octopus, mutated by atomic bomb testing, which attacks San Francisco, while the rather literally-titled SAUCERS, well, tells of a war between the American military and alien invaders. Both films are fast-paced, entertaining relics of an earlier era of filmmaking, with stoic, square-jawed heroes, attractive heroines, and plenty of patriotic military might. Of course, in both cases, it’s Harryhausen’s innovative and inspired effects work that really make the movies memorable and still worth watching today.

Both discs feature new black & white transfers that are notable improvements over the previously released versions, with sharper images and better contrast. Most of the remaining damage and dirt has been digitally removed, as well. Columbia has also provided colorized versions, which can be accessed through the main menu or by using the “angle” button on your remote.

While I’ve seen worse, the colorization still looks bad to me ““ with an overall brown-ness that is just unappealing and unnatural. But at least they kept the original version available.

Each 2-disc set includes trailers for DRAGON WARS and the new CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND Ultimate Editions, audio commentaries by Harryhausen, other effects artists and film historians, behind-the-scenes featurettes, still galleries, original ad artwork, a Tim Burton-Harryhausen video conversation, and much more. They each also feature cover art that’s much superior to their original DVD releases.

In both cases, these are double-dips that mostly justify their existence, and are highly recommended to Harryhausen fans and Fifties sci-fi aficionados.

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TWIN PEAKS ““ GOLD BOX COLLECTION (1990-92, CBS/Paramount). David Lynch and Mark Frost’s mind bending murder mystery/surreal soap opera has had a twisted history on home video, but finally, someone’s managed to pull all the pieces together for one incredible, comprehensive, definitive DVD release.

When a high school senior named Laura Palmer is found dead, wrapped in plastic on the bank of a Washington river, eccentric FBI agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan, DUNE) is assigned to investigate. Arriving in the rural community of Twin Peaks, Cooper meets a variety of odd and unusual characters and discovers that the pretty murder victim was, in life, the center of a swirling mass of dark secrets.

Way back in 2001, Artisan released Season 1 on DVD sans Pilot, and it wasn’t until earlier this year that Season 2 finally made it to DVD from CBS/Paramount. However, this new “Gold Box Collection” has it all – the rare pilot TV movie, the home video/European theatrical version, and every one of the 29 episodes including the Bravo Network Log Lady introductions written & directed by Lynch. The set also includes collectable post cards. Please note that it doesn’t contain all of the supplements found on the previous First Season and Second Season box sets, but the series’ devoted fans will already have these sets anyway.

The episodes look and sound better than they ever have, with new, high-def transfers, fully restored and remastered under the direction of co-creator David Lynch. Extras are bountiful: there are exhaustive behind-the-scenes documentaries, deleted scenes, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’s TWIN PEAKS sketch, on-air promos, TV spots, Japanesse coffee commercials with the PEAKS cast, an on-screen conversation between Lynch, Kyle MacLachlan and lovely Madchen Amick, the “Log Lady” introductions shot by Lynch for Bravo’s TP reruns, still gallerises and tons more.

For TWIN PEAKS fans, this is a must-buy, and it’s highly recommended for anyone interested in innovative, imaginative television.

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GALACTICA 1980: THE COMPLETE SERIES (1980, Universal). The original BATTLESTAR GALACTICA series was cancelled by ABC in 1979 not so much because of low ratings, but because of the astronomical cost of producing the show. So, after failing to replace the show with anything more successful on Sunday nights, ABC forced Universal and producer Glen Larson into resurrecting the series, insisting that it be produced much cheaper. Reluctantly, the studio went to work, and ended up with GALACTICA 1980.

This DVD set contains all ten episodes of this low-budget, kid-friendly continuation, which chronicled the Galacticans (as the Colonial survivors now referred to themselves) discovery of Earth. Most of the original cast chose not to return to the show, so it was set 30 years after the original, and a new generation of characters (with the exception of Lorne Greene’s “Adama) were introduced. Stories were flat-out stupid, and production values were embarrassingly non-existent. Still, it had a few moments.

The full-frame transfers are adequate, and the Dolby 2.0 Mono is clear enough. There are no bonus features. Universal has released this generally ignored sequel (labeling it “The Original BATTLESTAR GALACTICA’s Final Season) hoping to trade off the popularity of the reimagined version of GALACTICA airing on the SciFi Channel (see RAZOR review below), but only devoted franchise completists (like myself, admittedly) will want it.

DVD LATE SHOW CULT TV CAPSULE REVIEWS:

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BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: RAZOR (2007, Universal). This epic GALACTICA TV movie “event” maintains the reimagined series’ high standards of writing, performances and direction, while adding greater depth and deeper backstory to the ongoing series. Specifically, RAZOR delves into the history of Michelle Forbes’ character, Admiral Cain, and her command of the Battlestar Pegasus. It also brings back the old school, Seventies Cylons, so you know I love it. Universal’s disc includes both the original SciFi Channel version as aired, and an extended, home video cut. There are also a handful of webisodes, deleted scenes, a short “Look of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA” featurette, a sneak peek of Season 4, and a commentary accompanying the extended version by writer Michael Taylor and producer Ronald Moore. Recommended.

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THE ADDAMS FAMILY ““ THE COMPLETE SERIES (1964-1966, MGM). In the world of pop culture addicts, there are Munsters people and Addams people. Me, I’m more a Munsters guy, but I love the spooky, altogether ooky Addams clan, too. MGM Home Entertainment has collected their three previous DVD releases into one attractive box set, containing all 64 half-hour episodes on nine double-sided discs. The set also contains a slew of special features, including commentaries by cast members, crew and fans, still galleries, retrospective featurettes, trivia quizes and even theme song karaoke. The full-frame transfers are remarkably nice, with only minimal age-related wear and tear, and the original mono soundtrack is sharp and clear. For fans of the show, this is a must-have.

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CHARLES IN CHARGE ““ THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON (1987, Arts Alliance America). Not one of my favorite 80’s sitcoms, but my wife dug it. Of course, she’s seven years younger than I am, and was still in her teens when this Scott Baio/Willie Ames sitcom was new, and, you know… a girl. This set features the show’ second season, when it moved to syndication, dumped most of the original cast, and got even sillier. The full-frame transfers are surprisingly sharp, and the stereo sound is loud and clear. If you’re a girl who grew up with Baio and Ames, and still can’t get enough of them, you might want to pick it up.

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MAGNUM P.I. ““ THE COMPLETE SEVENTH SEASON (1986-87, Universal). Originally intended to be the final season of the most popular private eye series of it’s era, Season 7 of MAGNUM was a marked improvement over the prior two seasons. In general, the writing and direction were a lot stronger, and the character was granted a new, welcome maturity. This season also featured the infamous MURDER, SHE WROTE cross-over, and both parts are included in this set. Universal’s DVD set is comparable with the earlier season releases with fairly clean full-frame transfers and Dolby 2.0 Mono sound. The only bonus features are the MURDER, SHE WROTE episode, “Magnum on Ice” (concluding the crossover) and the Sleuth Channel speciual, AMERICA’S TOP SLEUTHS.

COMING SOON: THE EVIL DEAD: ULTIMATE EDITION, HATCHET: UNRATED DIRECTOR’S CUT, THE PHANTOM CREEPS, IRON KING: THE COMPLETE SERIES, THE WILD WILD WEST SEASON 3, RICCO THE MEAN MACHINE, 2012: DOOMSDAY. DARGONLANCE, MILLENNIUM CRISIS, CLOAK & SHAG HER, THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE and more!

For older Late Show columns, visit the recently revamped DVD Late Show website and archive. For additional pop culture musings, occasional DVD previews and lots of shameless self-promotion, you might try checking out my blog.

Comments, DVD questions and review requests can be directed to: dvdlateshow@atomicpulp.com

 

 

Win THE ARISTOCATS on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:07 am

We’re giving away, in conjunction with Buena Vista Home Entertainment, five (5) copies of THE ARISTOCATS on DVD.

Surely you remember the show-stopping number “Everybody Wants To Be A Cat“…

Contest ends at midnight EST on Wednesday, February 13th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 13th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/6/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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February 5, 2008

Doctor Parnassus Lives

Filed under: Articles — widge @ 1:13 am

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Terry Gilliam

Quick Stop was contacted by a source within the production of Terry Gilliam’s upcoming The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus and they wanted to clarify the status of the film. It seems that Parnassus has been recently removed from Heath Ledger’s IMDB listing and Ledger has also been removed from the listing of Parnassus‘ cast. Also, the IMDB listing for Parnassus now shows the status of the film as being shut down.

The source within the production wanted to make certain the word gets out that the production is not in fact shut down but is moving forward and will feature Heath Ledger in his last role. This decision to keep Heath’s performance and rework the film to accommodate it was made out of respect for that performance and in memory of Heath. This despite somewhat shady efforts by certain parties, the source tells us, to paint The Dark Knight as Heath’s final role.

The Parnassus cast and crew, we are told, apart from a statement about the status of the production shortly after Heath’s passing, have been quiet about the matter out of respect for Heath and his family. Further casting announcements will be made in the near future. The official site for the film, doctorparnassus.com, will be launching later today (February 5th), and readers are urged to watch the site for future developments.

Comics in Context #212: Finally Felix

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — admin @ 12:03 am

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cic2008-02-05.jpgRecently I attended a performance of Frank Conniff and Jerry Beck’s Cartoon Dump stage show, featuring screenings of atrocious cartoons from 1950s and 1960s television, and then watched more of the same sort on the Worst Cartoons Ever! DVD, which Beck hosts (see “Comics in Context” #209: “Down in the Dump”). That set me wondering how I would react to seeing other cartoons from my childhood. As an adult I’ve watched Warner Brothers and Popeye theatrical cartoons. which are available on DVD, and seen Hanna-Barbera TV cartoons on Boomerang. But what about the more obscure cartoons that don’t get shown on television anymore, that I have not seen since I was in grade school? I decided to start hunting them down on YouTube and other Internet video sites.

One of the first that I located was “Master Cylinder, King of the Moon“ (1959), an episode of producer Joseph Oriolo’s Felix the Cat cartoon series. Herein Felix and his friend Poindexter, the genius nephew of Felix’s archfoe, the Professor, journey into a jungle environment beneath the surface of the moon, where they first encounter the villainous Master Cylinder. I remembered the Master Cylinder as being a sinister alien robot, which proved not quite true. It turns out that he’s a cyborg: indeed, he’s a former student of the Professor, who accidentally destroyed his body in an explosion, and his brain was transplanted into this cylindrical robot form. That’s rather a ghastly concept to inflict upon child viewers, but the cartoon doesn’t play the revelation for horror. Something else I didn’t remember was that the Master Cylinder is also a rather goofy villain. His eyes appear in what is essentially a thin television screen, and he keeps losing the vertical hold. Moreover, despite all of the Master Cylinder’s blustering threats, he is defeated quite easily, when his robot body is simply unplugged from a nearby electrical outlet while he is busily ranting away.

As you can see, this cartoon is an adventure story with some clever comedy elements. In another example, the Professor, piloting a spaceship to the moon to rescue his nephew, sights an alien hitchhiker in space and puts up a sign reading “No Passengers.”

As for Felix, he speaks in a falsetto voice and seems blandly nice; he’s given to laughing and his trademark line is “Righty-O.” In short, he’s boring, and it’s lucky that the presence of characters like the bad-tempered Professor, the cheerfully brilliant Poindexter, and the monomaniacal Master Cylinder compensate for his lack of personality. Watching this cartoon I realized that this version of Felix is really a watered-down Mickey Mouse with pointy ears.

I was in grade school when I saw Oriolo’s color Felix cartoons, but, before that, among the very first cartoons I recall seeing on television were from the original, silent Felix the Cat series of the 1930s, which are credited to their producer Pat Sullivan but were actually the work of the brilliant early animator Otto Messmer (1892-1983). Since they are now in the public domain, you can find plenty of these cartoons on the Net, and their Felix is far more interesting than the talking late 1950s version: he’s got a mean streak.

Take, for example, Felix Revolts (1923). This early animated cartoon demonstrates that its makers thought of it as an outgrowth of newspaper comic strips: dialogue for Felix and other characters appears on-screen in rectangles that are equivalent to word balloons. Felix looks much more like a real cat in this cartoon, and is frequently shown walking on all fours. Nevertheless, even in this early cartoon, Felix also engages in his characteristic walk, pacing back and forth on his hind legs, his front paws clasped behind his back, wearing a grimly thoughtful expression. After Winsor McCay’s Gertie the Dinosaur, Felix was the first great star of animated cartoons, and like Gertie, he vividly registered personality on-screen.

In this cartoon Felix undergoes a series of humiliations at the hands of humans. First shown foraging for food in a barrel, Felix swipes a fish from a fish market, only to be beaten up by the owner. Later, another man cruelly feeds Felix red hot mustard, causing the cat to spin about like a propeller: he has to drink an entire small pond to relieve the agony. Subsequently, Felix passes by the town hall, where he hears the town officials declare that “Cats are useless” and plan to “starve ” the cats “out of town.” Like later cartoon characters such as Bugs Bunny, Felix has been pushed to the brink and now unleashes comic vengeance on his oppressors.

Felix summons the town’s other cats, a horde mostly consisting of Felix lookalikes and delivers a rabble-rousing speech. “We’ve had a dirty deal long enough!” Felix declares, “So let’s make life miserable for them!”

That night Felix keeps the whole town awake by leading a chorus of felines in coordinated yowling. Yes, it’s another example of the image of the conductor that I’ve found in so many classic animated cartoons, as well as a forebear of later cartoons about noisy cats “singing” at night, like Friz Freleng’s Back Alley Oproar (1948). Felix’s initial move may have been counterproductive though: the angry townspeople shout things like “Kill those cats!”

But Felix is far from finished. Next he takes personal revenge on the fish market owner by using worms as bait to lure the store’s fish, who come back to life (if indeed they were dead) and dive off a pier. Felix laughs triumphantly, but, unlike the laughing of his late 1950s TV counterpart, this is laughter with an edge of aggressiveness.

Finally, holding a white flag of truce, Felix meets with a bunch of mice–or are they rats? “The town is yours,” he tells them, adding, “We’re all on strike.” Yes, this is a cartoon about the importance of unions. (It’s also an inspired variation on the fable of the Pied Piper.) This is the perfect cartoon for sympathizers with the current Writers Guild of America strike.

According to the cartoon, the “ruthless rats run rampant” through town. We see rats chasing a policeman, a visual symbol of the rule of law disintegrating into chaos. So perhaps Messmer is signaling that the cats’ strike is not wholly a good thing.

The strike ultimately forces the town officials to surrender to the cats’ demands. The mayor presents Felix with a document guaranteeing that cats will be treated with “courtesy” and afforded access to kitchens and garbage cans. Amazingly, Felix Revolts concludes with Felix and his fellow cats victoriously raising clenched fists into the air, a traditional signifier of radical politics and revolution.

A few years later, Felix has evolved into the more familiar, round-headed figure walking on his hind legs in Felix Trifles with Time (1925). This cartoon also opens with Felix scrounging for food, this time in a garbage can. This cartoon likewise emphasizes humans’ cruelty to cats: one man throws him off the roof of a building, resulting in an amazing overhead shot of Felix plunging towards the ground, reminiscent of Wile E. Coyote’s later vertiginous falls. Upon landing, Felix, as a typical silent cartoon character, is unharmed, and even temporarily detaches one of his legs to examine it for injury. But he is angry.

This time, rather than attempting to change the system, Felix escapes from it. Felix encounters the allegorical figure of Father Time, an elderly, bearded man carrying a clock, persuades him to send him back to “a better age” for a day, and thus Felix ends up in prehistoric times. In sending Felix into outer space, the Oriolo series was true to the original silent series, which likewise placed Felix in fantastic settings.

But Felix discovers that prehistoric times are far worse than his own period. Felix discovers a gigantic dinosaur bone, the answer to his hunger, only to be chased away by a doglike dinosaur.

Worse, Felix encounters a Stone Age tailor, who beckons to him. Here Messmer gives us a close-up of Felix looking sadly wary and vulnerable. For a long moment Felix is no longer the combative trickster but the pathetic perennial victim of man’s cruelty: no wonder Felix won audiences’ hearts. Felix’s fears prove justified. The tailor strips him of his fur, and his caveman customer walks out in a new black fur coat. You might expect the typical gag of the hairless animal shown wearing underwear. But no, instead Felix, except for his intact head, has become a living skeleton! This is the sort of grotesque gag you are far less likely to see after the silent era, with its characters whose bodies easily come apart and reassemble. Luckily for Felix, the tailor’s customer soon goes skinny-dipping at a nearby beach, and Felix reclaims his fur.

But Felix is still not out of trouble, as he is next menaced by an elephant as colossal as those in the Lord of the Rings movies. Luckily, it is now that Father Time returns Felix to his own time. The cartoon ends with Felix back in the garbage can from the beginning, happily finding a tiny bone to eat. “No more Stone Age for me,” says Felix in a title card; “Give me the garbage.” If Felix Revolts advocated revolutionary change, Felix Trifles with Time takes the opposite position, preaching satisfaction with what you have, even if it amounts to “garbage.”

At the end of the silent movie era comes a little masterpiece for Felix: Comicalamities (1928), an exercise in animated metafiction. Not only is Felix very much aware in this cartoon that he is a cartoon character, but he even participates in the creation of the cartoon.

Comicalamities opens with a live action artist’s hand (or, rather, an animated photograph of one) drawing Felix, just the way that Koko the Clown first appears in the Out of the Inkwell cartoons. Felix acknowledges the audience by bowing to us, but then characteristically gets angry when he realizes that the artist failed to draw his tail, and shouts at him. in response, the artist draws Felix’s tail; in effect, Felix has started “directing” the cartoon he is in. Felix breaks into a happy smile until he notices that the black areas of his body haven’t been filled in with ink. Again Felix angrily calls to the off-screen artist, but this time receives no response. The cat walks off the blank background of this scene into the next scene, set on a city street, where he employs a “bootblack” to color in his fur, as if he were polishing shoes.

Subsequently, Felix encounters a female cat sitting on a park bench, her hands covering her face as she weeps. When she removes her hands, Felix is visibly revolted on seeing how ugly she is. But then he turns sympathetic again, and beckons to the off-screen artist, who hands Felix an eraser. Felix then uses the (photograph of a) real eraser to obliterate the female cat’s face. The artist next hands Felix a (photograph of a) pen, which Felix uses to redraw the girl cat’s face to look considerably prettier. So now Felix has become a cartoonist himself, altering reality within his cartoon world.

Felix then uses a mirror, the traditional symbol of vanity, to show the female cat what she now looks like: this proves to be a mistake. Earlier in the cartoon Felix turned a small fir tree into an umbrella. This is a standard gag in the series by which one object is used as a similar-looking but different one. Similarly, Felix finds an enormous lily and turns it into a dress for the girl cat.

But now she starts making demands: she wants jewelry. Felix goes to the edge of the sea and beckons to the off-screen artist, who creates a line of ink with his on; Felix then climbs down the line into the sea. There he finds an oyster bed, consisting of oysters in actual beds, a gag that will recur in Disney’s Alice in Wonderland (1951). Tickling the “baby” oysters, Felix finds one whose teeth’ are actually pearls and steaks them. Then we see the oysters’ mother, who has a human body but an enormous oyster shell for a head. The detached head goes after Felix, who encounters other sea monsters as well. Felix gestures upward for help, as if beseeching aid from God; in response, the animator pours ink into the ocean, turning it pitch black, and Felix escapes back to land under cover of darkness.

Felix gives the pearls to the female cat, but now she wants a fur coat. So Felix finds himself in the Arctic, where he sights a rather friendly-looking bear, wrestles with him, but gets overpowered. The screen begins doing an “iris out,” with the aperture closing around Felix, as if his defeat marked the end of the cartoon. But Felix hasn’t given up “directing” his own cartoon, and holds onto the closing iris with both hands (like Daffy Duck in a similar situation in Chuck Jones’s 1951 Duck Amuck), shouting (silently) to the cartoonist. The hand of the cartoonist, as if it were the giant hand of God, picks up the bear, who falls out of his fur (but not, thankfully, in skeletal form), and then presents the fur to Felix, who returns to the female cat.

Wrapped in her new fur coat, the female cat snubs her benefactor Felix. Enraged after all the effort he went to, Felix does something I’ve never seen Koko do. As if everything on screen were a single drawing, Felix tears off the part containing the female cat and rips it into shreds! It’s a startlingly misogynistic ending that one would never see in a contemporary cartoon intended for kids. Moreover, although Comicalamities, like the Inkwell shorts, openly acknowledges it is an animated cartoon, this climactic act by Felix shatters the illusion of the on-screen “reality” more shockingly than any other animated film I know. More than any other silent cartoon I’m aware of, Comicalamities dramatizes the paradox of animated films of that period: they invite the audience to suspend disbelief in the reality of the characters on-screen, while simultaneously flaunting the artificiality and unreality of the animation medium.

You see, I told you back in column 200 that I would eventually get around to the silent Felix the Cat cartoons, and I keep my word to my readership!

What other silent cartoon classics could I find on the Internet? Several examples of the work of animation’s–and comics’–first great master, Winsor McCay, are available on YouTube, including the celebrated Gertie the Dinosaur and the animated documentary The Sinking of the Lusitania. I chose to watch one of McCay’s animated versions of his Dreams of the Rarebit Fiend comic strip, Bug Vaudeville (1921). While a rather torpid man sleeps in a lovely wooden glade, he dreams of himself watching and applauding, with youthful enthusiasm, a circus with giant insects as performers; there are bug acrobats, bugs who engage in a boxing match, and even a butterfly standing atop a giant beetle, like a bareback rider on a circus horse. We see the dreamer in silhouette, sitting in a row of seats in the foreground, as if he were seated in front of us in a vaudeville–or movie–theater. The final act on the “bug vaudeville” bill is an immense spider, who, instead on remaining on-stage, swings out over the seats and attacking the dreamer, who, of course, wakes up.

Have any of you attended a circus or live theater of some sort in which one of the performers comes down into the audience to inveigle someone to become part of the performance. If you don’t want to be picked, this can be scary. Bug Vaudeville builds upon that sort of fear. What if the wonders–and horrors–that we safely watch on the movie screen came down from the screen?

I wrote about a number of early examples of Max and Dave Fleischer’s silent Out of the Inkwell series, starring Koko the Clown, when I reviewed Warner Home Video’s Popeye Vol. 1 DVD set last year (see “Comics in Context” #190: “Pop Eye-Con”). My favorite cartoon in this series, though, is one of the last, Koko’s Earth Control (1928), starring “The Inkwell Imps,” Koko and a dog named Fitz.

According to the usual Inkwell formula, the cartoon begins with Max Fleischer (in live action) drawing Koko, who comes to animated life. Max and Koko interact, with Max acting as a dictatorial father/superego figure and Koko as a rebellious child–or the id incarnate.

Although Koko’s Earth Control begins with a live action artist’s hand (or, rather, an animated photo thereof) drawing Koko and Fitz, Max never appears on-screen. Perhaps that’s because he’s not needed. In this cartoon Fitz becomes the embodiment of id, while Koko attempts, unsuccessfully, to restrain Fitz’s rebellious impulses.

At the start of the cartoon, the animator’s hand draws Koko, in his clown outfit, and Fitz wearily trudging along the rim of a rotating Earth. If Samuel Beckett had done animated cartoons, maybe this is what he’d draw.

But the emptiness of Koko and Fitz’s existence ends when they come across the “Earth Control” building. Koko experiments with levers that control the weather or turn day into night. Meanwhile Fitz discovers a lever with a sign warning forbidding anyone to touch it, since pulling this lever will bring about the end of the world. But Fitz represents the side of ourselves that rebels against authority, that wants to do what we are forbidden to do, exactly because it is forbidden, no matter what the consequences. This lever is like the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden, and Fitz needs no serpent to urge him on. Despite heroic efforts, Koko cannot stop Fitz from pulling the forbidden lever.

As I have written before in this column, there is a large body of works, in comics and other media, that deals with the end of the world. Koko’s Earth Control is one of the relatively few tales of the apocalypse that is a comedy.

First the animated world around Koko and Fitz is thrown into chaos. These are literally unnatural disasters: the cartoon is making the point that the rules of reality have been overturned. Inanimate things come to life: Koko sees an erupting volcano that, before his horrified eyes, transforms into the gigantic face of a man puffing on a cigar.

Whereas in the typical Inkwell cartoon, Koko escapes into the real world to pull pranks, this time the worldwide chaos in the animated world spreads into the real one. In a shot I’ve always found amusing, two men on a sidewalk desperately hold onto each other as the ground beneath them tilts in one direction and then the other. What’s clearly actually happening is that the camera is being tilted, and I wonder if the Fleischers expected the audience to realize that, and thus were giving an ironic wink to their viewers. More startling is a shot in which Koko watches out the window as New York City skyscrapers (or cut-out photos thereof) collapse against each other.

At the end of the short, Koko and Fitz try to keep their balance on a real world table as it rocks back and forth, and finally collapse into immobile pools of ink. It’s as if they had died: ashes to ashes, and ink to ink. Maybe Beckett would have liked this ending, too.

Returning to my search for cartoons that have stick in my head since boyhood, I located Tulips Shall Grow (1942), part of George Pal’s series of Puppetoons, stop-motion animated films that employ wooden puppets. This short is set in Holland, and the lead puppet characters are the cutely named Jan and his girlfriend Janette. They both traditional native Dutch costumes, complete with wooden shoes, and perform a charming clog dance together. To complete the charming stereotypical image, Janette lives in a windmill, and there are tulips everywhere. As a small boy I thought, yes, this must be what life in the Netherlands is like.

But it wasn’t Jan and Janette I remembered from this short; it was the Screwball Army, an implacably advancing legion of literal screwballs–metal balls with screws for heads. They had a threatening, robotic way of marching, and Pal made clear to his 1940s audience what they were doing: he shoes us one of the marching Screwballs and then shows a goose waddling right behind it. Yes, the Screwballs represent a goose-stepping Nazi army, invading the Netherlands, just as the actual Germans did. But as a child I didn’t make the connection, and probably didn’t even know about the Nazis when I first saw Tulips Shall Grow. Instead I regarded the screwballs as if they were the Terminators of their day. Today, watching the short again, the Screwballs seem absurd and ominous in equal measure. When I was a child, they weren’t funny at all, but truly alarming.

I didn’t recall that the Screwballs weren’t alone; there were also enemy planes that resemble birds of prey, which drop bombs, and tanks, one of which smashes through Janette’s windmill. The tulip fields are devastated and, once the windmill is wrecked, Jan searches for Janette in vain. To my astonishment, Pal makes it seem as if she perished in the onslaught.

Next comes an even greater surprise. Pal shows the mournful Jan kneeling in prayer. Then a massive storm erupts overhead. it is as if God Himself is responding to Jan’s prayer and wreaking an Old Testament style of vengeance upon the evildoers. Lightning strikes down the warplanes. Torrential rains cause the mechanical Screwballs to rust, incapacitating them. Then comes an image I still remember after decades: one of the tanks, bearing the Screwball army flag, slowly sinks into the mud–and oblivion.

With the invading forces defeated, sunshine returns, and Jan finds Janette back at the windmill, which miraculously reconstructs itself before their eyes. They reprise their clog dance off towards the horizon, as row upon row of tulips sprouts up behind them. It’s as if the love between the hero and heroine restored fertility to the devastated land of Holland, and as if the rain that brought destruction to the Screwballs brought new life to the countryside. I may no longer find the Screwballs scary, but I appreciate Tulips Shall Grow more now than I did as a boy.

I decided to see just how good a tool the Internet is at locating obscure cartoons from my childhood. There is one that particularly haunted me in my early grade school days. I didn’t know its name, but it was about a mad musician who stole a dinosaur skeleton and kept shouting a rhymed couplet that I still remember in middle age: “The best bones of all/Go to Symphony Hall!” whereupon he launched into long, insane laughter.

One thing that the Internet quickly teaches you is that you are not alone. Googling, i discovered that others vividly recalled that cartoon’s catchphrase, although they, too, did not necessarily know its name. But finally I tracked it down, and its title proved to be as inexplicably absurd as its plot: The Case of the Screaming Bishop, released by Columbia Pictures in 1944.

What the hell could this title mean? My further research suggests that the title The Case of the Screaming Bishop parodies that of one of Erle Stanley Gardner’s Perry Mason novels, The Case of the Stuttering Bishop, which Warners turned into a movie in 1937. However, there is no bishop, screaming or otherwise, in this cartoon, though everything else but the kitchen sink seems to be.

Watching the cartoon again after so long, I can understand why it seemed so strange to me as a child, not frightening but fascinatingly bizarre and disconcerting. Instead if the bright palette of most animated cartoons of this period, Screaming Bishop is literally dark, taking place almost entirely at night, mostly in nearly deserted streets or in rooms nearly empty of people.

Soon after the start of the cartoon, the villain appears crying “I did it!” and uttering that boast for the first time, “The best bones of all/Go to Symphony Hall” and laughing hysterically. What does he mean? “Bones” certainly sounds macabre. And who is this? His physical appearance, with a mane of hair like Bozo’s and grotesquely comic features, is at once clownlike and sinister. I first saw this cartoon years before I first learned about Batman’s foe, the Joker, but Bishop’s bad guy seems like his distant relative.

Moreover, this cartoon turns out to be a spoof on Sherlock Holmes, whose counterpart in Bishop is named Hairlock Combs. If I heard correctly, the detective’s sidekick, who acts and sounds like Nigel Bruce’s classic portrayal of Dr. Watson, is named Gotsome. (You can see them at here) When I saw this cartoon repeatedly as a child, it was years before I first knew about Holmes. Since I was unaware of the foundation for these caricatures of Holmes and Watson, their behavior must have seemed all the stranger to me.

When Gotsome arrives at Combs’s Baker Street home to tell him about the theft of the dinosaur skeleton, he finds the flat seemingly deserted, and yet he hears Combs’s voice. Finally, Combs’ head emerges from a lamp (presumably parodying Holmes’s mastery of disguise). Combs warns Gotsome that they are being watched, and the “camera” searches Combs’ darkened flat, showing all manner of things with staring eyes: a stuffed bird, a fish mounted on a wall, a Chinese lion statue, a bear rug, a moose head. Finally, there is a portrait of a man from a previous century, and as we watch, the mad villain knocks him out and usurps his place.

Later, Combs answers his front door and the villain is there and hands Combs a telegram reading, of course, “The best bones of all/Go to Symphony Hall.” The villain then literally fades away into nothingness. Combs looks for him and we see a huge target on his back. Arms reach out from behind a wall, holding a bow, and fire an arrow. Gotsome cries out a warning, we see the arrow hit the target, and then see Combs standing to one side, admiring the shot. Now imagine that you are a second grader trying to make sense out of this. One deduction you might reach is that in the world of this cartoon, potential death and madness lurk everywhere.

Disguised as a pantomime horse, Combs and Gotsome visit the scene of the crime, the Museum of Unnatural History. (I’ve been to London’s real Natural History Museum, and the exterior in this cartoon bears no resemblance to the real thing, but the old-fashioned exhibit cases shown within are dead on.) There Combs and Gotsome (removing their disguise) decide to reconstruct the crime by building a imitation dinosaur skeleton, at full scale, out of a pile of scraps of wood. (The real skeleton resembles the Diplodocus skeleton in the entrance hall of London’s real Natural History Museum, but this may be mere coincidence.) Somehow lifting the enormous fake skeleton, they rush with it towards the door, which is way too small, and the skeleton smashes into bits with a sound like that of a bowling ball hitting tenpins. Somehow Combs and Gotsome do not find this discouraging, hurriedly rebuild the fake dinosaur, and try to take it out through a window, which is even smaller. The bowling ball sounds again. Gleeful in his obsessiveness, Combs has them rebuild the fake dinosaur again, and this time proves to be the charm. He still hasn’t figured out how the villain got the real dinosaur skeleton out of the museum. but he has discovered that, when struck, the “bones” of the fake skeleton sound like the keys of a xylophone (which he pronounces “sillyphone”). Eureka!

And so the scene shifts to a concert at London’s “Symphony Hall” (which probably should be the Royal Albert Hall, but never mind) where we find the villain, identified as Professor Streptokowsky (a combination of Leopold Stokowski and a strep throat?) onstage playing “the world’s largest xylophone”–the real dinosaur skeleton. Combs and Gotsome rush in with a bobby, who puts Streptokowsky under arrest.

Back at Baker Street, Gotsome asks Combs how he solved the mystery. “Elementary, my dear Gotsome,” Combs replies, removing his mask to reveal the face of Streptokowsky’s face who reiterates, “The best bones of all/Go to Symphony Hall!” That’s the end, which never failed to leave my grade school self in a state of befuddlement. It’s as if law and logic have been supplanted by absurdity, anarchy, and–since the villain is a musician–art.

This is still the strangest theatrical cartoon from the Hollywood studio era that I’ve ever seen. Even the most surreal Tex Avery and Bob Clampett cartoons follow their own sort of logic. But now, as in my childhood, I admire this cartoon’s sheer imaginativeness and its absolute commitment to the idea that anything goes, as long as it’s funny. It is a monument to utter comedic absurdity.

But, as Daffy Duck asks at the end of Duck Amuck, who is responsible for this? Screaming Bishop was written by John McLeish, who also, it seems, performed the voice of Combs, and was directed by Howard Swift, about whom I knew nothing–until I took my Google search still further.

It turns out that Howard Swift directed another cartoon that I saw over and over again in my early grade school years: Kickapoo Juice (1944), from Columbia’s short-lived attempt to adapt Al Capp’s Li’l Abner comic strip into animation. Abner and his leading lady Daisy Mae only appear briefly in a framing sequence for this cartoon. Its real stars are Abner’s mother, the feisty Mammy Yokum, and two of the strip’s supporting characters: the ironically named Hairless Joe, a shaggy hillbilly, and Lonesome Polecat, a politically incorrect caricature of a Native American, who specialize in brewing their literally explosive “Kickapoo Joy Juice.” Here is further evidence that Hollywood theatrical cartoons were aimed at adults as well as children. Not only is this cartoon center on alcohol, but Hairless Joe and Lonesome Polecat spend a good part of it sampling their own wares. Believing that they’re setting a bad example to Abner, the apparently super-strong Mammy attempts to steal the colossal vat of Kickapoo Juice. This leads to sequences with either Mammy or HJ and LP running back and forth, carrying the enormous vat. Yep, it’s just like Combs and Gotsome carrying their wooden dinosaur skeleton mock-up. The animation auteurists among us here can find a gag that serves as Swift’s directorial signature.

Kickapoo Juice has the same propulsive energy as Screaming Bishop, but it doesn’t plunge into utter, reality-shattering nonsense the way that Bishop does.

To me the most remarkable thing about Kickapoo Juice is its subject. Most of the audience for its original theatrical run may have been adults. But when Kickapoo Juice was part of a package of Columbia animated shorts sold to television, its new audience was small children like myself. And this is a cartoon that memorably shows two of its lead characters joyously getting drunk! Recently a DVD collection of early Sesame Street episodes was designated for adults only, because some of its humor is no longer considered fit for children: for example, allegedly, the Cookie Monster’s obsession with cookies is now regarded as an inducement to childhood obesity. Is it even imaginable that Nickelodeon or PBS or Cartoon Network (before 11 PM) would run a cartoon about two backwoods brewmasters getting bombed?

And yet I survived seeing Kickapoo Juice over and over in my early grade school years, though, of course, back then I probably had no idea what alcohol was. Next week I’ll look at still more cartoons from my early memories.

Copyright 2008 Peter Sanderson

Win DAMAGES: SEASON 1 on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, three (3) copies of DAMAGES: SEASON ONE on DVD.

Contest ends at midnight EST on Tuesday, February 12th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, February 12th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/5/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Today, let’s do an episode of the Graham Norton Show, Part 1… (Thingamabob)

February 4, 2008

Game On! 2-4-2008: Holiday Hangover

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Holy crap. I have a column, don’t I? Wow.

Well, after my daring escape from the Gaming Interment Camp for the Insane (aka Holiday Gaming Retail) I’m finally back. Since that escapade took up MUCH more time than I anticipated, I have a whole slew of capsule-ized reviews, just so we can look back real quick on what came out at the end of the year, before we head into the New Year (a month late) with new fun stuff.

2007 saw many promises unfulfilled here in Game On! The Gaming News”¦never came but a few times. The podcasts were infrequent due to my work schedule (there still remains one that was shot but never finished”¦damn holidays) and the reviews grew fewer and fewer. This year”¦well, no promises, but I will say that I’m going to try my damnedest to stay on track. Last year was my first year in my new position at my day job, and my column suffered because of it. I apologize to you all, my loyal readers, and hope I can win you all (and some new ones) back this year.

Enough fluff, let’s get it going. So what happened at the end of last year?

gameon2008-02-04-01.jpgSUPER MARIO GALAXY ““ WII

We saw Mario’s first foray into platforming gaming in a LONG time with GALAXY’s release in November. Everything that has been hyped about this title is true: it’s beautiful, it’s fun, and it’s amazing in every way. The Wii’s controls are intuitive and easy, and you’ll have Mario flying through the universe, shooting star gems and rescuing the Princess like an old pro once again. The level design and quest for stars is addictive as ever, and the integration of the new suits (Bee suit, Boo suit, Ice) are just as fantastic as the fire flower was in it’s day. While some of the motion control is still lacking (I hate those damn manta ray levels) it still doesn’t get any better than a full form Mario adventure.

gameon2008-02-04-02.jpgASSASSIN’S CREED ““ XBOX 360, PS3

Take equal elements of HITMAN and SPLINTER CELL’s stealth, the acrobatics of the PRINCE OF PERSIA series, and combine it with GRAND THEFT AUTO’s free roaming open world sandbox, set it in the Third Crusade, and you’d be pretty close to what to expect from ASSASSIN’S CREED. Shunned assassin Altair must redeem himself in the guild by upholding the creed of not killing innocents and bringing down the Templars and all associated with their plans. Gaining information for each missions main kill is fun, but does often get repetitive (but honestly, so did GTAIII the first time you played it too) as you eavesdrop, pickpocket, take out spies and”¦collect flags(?) on your way towards the truth. The stuff in between the missions may confuse some, but in the bigger picture of the game (which I won’t spoil here) it all makes sense in the end”¦and brings up good sequel excuses. And besides, nothing beats taking out a guard with a throwing knife, taking a running dive off a castle precipice, and landing safely in a bale of hay 60 feet below. And nothing looks better than doing it, either.

gameon2008-02-04-03.jpgSOULCALIBUR LEGENDS ““ WII

What should have been a cool adventure bridging the gap between SOUL EDGE and the first SOUL CALIBUR game, SOULCALIBUR LEGENDS (not sure why that’s all one word now) just ends up being a decent mini game. Much like THE DEMON WITHIN games on the TEKKEN discs, this is just repetitive sword swinging. Walk into a room, fail wildly with the Wii-mote, finish off the foes, continue, and repeat. The bland cut-scenes and sub-par voice work don’t lend much to a better score, either, but at least Floyd from TALES OF SYMPHONIA has a cameo as a selectable character. The Wii’s controls are good and precise, but not precise enough to make this sword adventure work as well as you’d want.

gameon2008-02-04-04.jpgRESIDENT EVIL: UMBRELLA CHRONICLES and GHOST SQUAD ““ WII

A few folks aren’t as thrilled about the Wii Zapper peripheral as I am. I love the thing, but that may be because I love light gun games. Thankfully, the developers of the titles that utilize the Wii-mote and Nunchuck cradle had the foresight to integrate a Zapper setting in the control set up, otherwise, these wouldn’t get as high a grade as they do.

The Zapper’s Tommy gun like shape is perfect for slaying zombies, and the condensed versions of RE 0, 1 and 3 fit perfectly into the “on rails” arcade motif. The extra UMBRELLA missions add some much-needed story to fill in plot holes and satiate fan service before the next big title in the series is released.

GHOST SQUAD is a much shorter adventure, easily beaten in about an hour and a half. It’s simply a port of the arcade game, and while it may not seem like much, multiple play throughs reveal multiple paths to the end mission, which also unlock costumes, multiplayer modes, and weapons. Sure, SEGA could have added more missions (which would have been preferable) but at $30 it’s not too much for a quick evening with friends.

gameon2008-02-04-05.jpgBLACKSITE: AREA 51 and CLIVE BARKER’S JERICHO ““ XBOX 360, PS3

Now here are two titles that could have been exciting, but their end products truly left lacking. In BLACKSITE’s case, it was a bland story and some average shooter action that brought it down. For a game with AREA 51 it would have been cool if there were actual ALIENS in the game, not just genetically enhanced science experiments. The multiplayer had some fun moments, but for the most part, it’s an rental at best, and beaten in about 6 hours. It’s pretty bad for your game when one of the game’s DVELEOPERS badmouths it right after release.

JERICHO on the other hand, starts with a great concept, but it’s end execution just falters and never quite gets back up. As a crack team of paranormal whos-its, each with their own unique powers, it had the whole “bad ass squad tactic” kind of feel for it. Sadly, when you’re spending more time healing your AI teammates than shooting the visceral goonies and ghoulies that are ripping you to shreds, well”¦that’s just badly done. It looks cool and creepy enough, but I was more scared of the control and my team dying than I was of the guy actually out for our faces.

gameon2008-02-04-07.jpgTHE ORANGE BOX ““ XBOX 360, PS3, PC

Okay, we all know that HALF-LIFE 2 was one of the greatest (if not THE greatest) story driven FPS’ out there. If you missed it before, or even if you didn’t, you owe it to yourself to pick up this collection. Featuring HALF-LIFE 2, as well as the follow up EPISODE ONE and TWO, there’s enough story to satiate any shooter fan of sci-fi and awesomeness. But the goodies don’t end there. There’s also the brain bending puzzles of PORTAL, reason enough to spend the $60. Despite it’s brevity (you can beat the main PORTAL game in about 2 and a half hours) its brilliance from start to finish is palpable. The game is one of the creepiest yet funniest adventures alone in a while, and the puzzles are among the best ever created. For anything. Top it all off with the online TEAM FORTRESS 2 and you have five games for the price of one that is heavy on the value side of the menu. From its Pixar-like graphics to its team play and 9 diverse character classes, this is enough to keep any shooter fan happy five times over. Buy it now. Why haven’t you yet?

gameon2008-02-04-06.jpgROCK BAND (PS3, XBOX 360, PS2) and GUITAR HERO III (XBOX 360, PS2, PS3, WII)

Well, I had a podcast all ready to showcase the awesomeness of these two games, but”¦well, I won’t say you’ll NEVER see it, but it’s been delayed a bit. In the meantime, however, capsule reviews.

ROCK BAND is, simply, the greatest party game ever invented. From the GUITAR HERO inspired guitar and bass, to the KARAOKE REVOLUTION style vocals, to the new and difficult drums, everything works so well for this rhythm game. We’re used to guitars, sure, but throwing in other instruments to the mix gets everyone involved. Miss a solo, fuck up a riff, and you’ll be screaming at each other like a real band”¦and loving it. The setlist may not seem too large at first, but with weekly downloads since launch, there’s more than enough songs to get you going. Don’t know the lyrics to a song, can’t play the rhythm, on Rush’s “TOM SAWYER”? Switch it out”¦its Band World Tour mode will have everyone taking up new instruments while trying to win fans and world domination. The drums are the best part, though some gamers will still have trouble using both their hands AND Feet at the same time. But that’s all part of life on the road, baby.

Since the developers of GUITAR HERO went on to make ROCK BAND, the third iteration of the series fell to TONY HAWK developer Neversoft, and they’ve handled it like old pros. The setlist is insanely huge, the co-op story mode opens up even more tracks, and the “boss battles” with Slash and Tom Morello are fun and a neat addition to the dynamic. While I wish there more “legends” to battle, the same fun that we always have with the title is here, and the battle mode (where you try to make your opponent mess up by hitting them with lefty flip, breaking a string, or many other attacks) is just the icing on the cake. I’m still a fan.

Whew. Well, I think that about covers the big ones”¦that I played anyway. I’ll be back soon (I swear!) with some more recent releases, including BURNOUT PARADISE and NO MORE HEROES. Till next time”¦

Win LAKE PLACID 2 on DVD!

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We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Entertainment, five (5) copies of LAKE PLACID 2 on DVD.

Prepare for gory, gruesome action as four 30-foot, bloodthirsty, prehistoric crocodiles terrorize residents of a remote lakefront town in the sequel Lake Placid 2, debuting on DVD January 29, 2008 from Fox Home Entertainment. In an all out battle between man and beast, a local sheriff teams up with a wildlife agent and a big game hunter to kill four bloodthirsty offspring from the first fearsome creatures of the original campy-horror film.

Contest ends at midnight EST on Monday, February 11th.

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Official Rules

No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, February 11th.

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/4/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • ah, Rutles Monday… Kicking off with a little “Get Up And Go”… (Thingamabob)

February 1, 2008

Party Favors: The Story Of A Mock And Roll Band

Filed under: Columns,Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:39 am

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DETROIT – Augie called on Thursday afternoon to cancel out on attending the Norman Taurog film festival. He didn’t have his usual family emergency excuse which normally meant his ex-girlfriend was drunk and horny. This time he bailed because of band practice.

Never had Augie talked about playing music. This was a surprise. Not only was he in a band, but they had three gigs already lined up. His combo had to get extra tight so they could be impressive at the battle of the bands. He was curious about getting tour t-shirts made since that’s where the money is in the biz. He had big plans for Goldenrod.

I gave him the classic advice to make never sign away their publishing to wannabe managers. That’s how those record weasels rip you off. Pack your own rubbers cause they don’t call them skanks as sign of respect. He laughed. I asked where they’re playing and what time do they go on. It’s always good to support your local music scene. Augie wasn’t sure about the time. He was nervous because the first venue was Playstation 3 and all their gear is X-Box 360. What?

His group wasn’t a true rock band, but four people playing the Rock Band video game. He was bailing on me so he could practice a video game. We’re taking practice. I had to crank out the Allen Iverson: “I mean listen, we’re sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we’re talking about practice.” Augie and three other dweebs were practicing pressing buttons on fake instruments. There would be no blistering solo riffing. They’d be typing. Even Kraftwerk wouldn’t consider this being in a band. Goldenrod didn’t need tour t-shirts, but the duct tape of reality to rip the denial off their eyes.

My old band opened up for the Flaming Lips. While it doesn’t make me a rock star, it does link me to Beverly Hills 90210. When you’re in a group, it’s all about duct tape, 9V batteries and deli trays — Not orange slices and rebooting. We rocked the world with instruments that made noise. We rocked out. This Rock Band seems to be four people playing that old Simon game except they want an audience to cheer them on. And the want adoration not merely because they are amazing at playing a video game, but that they are somehow rockin’ the world like The Strokes. After a little research, it seems that Augie isn’t the first guy with a Rock Band group that wants to sell t-shirts as if they’re the second coming of Super Tramp. There’s tons of faux-bands lurking in the rumpus rooms across America. I haven’t seen this much detachment from reality since Rob & Fab thought they were responsible for Milli Vanilli’s sound. If you want to play Rock Band, go ahead. But don’t act like you’re in a real rock band. Until you wake up in a puddle of vomit on the bathroom floor with a needle stuck in your vein and contemplating suicide, you aren’t in a band.

After playing Super Mario Brothers, I didn’t get business cards declaring myself an Italian Plumber. Did my friends believe that I captured giant gorillas that abduct royalty? Although after catching a severe case of Pac-Man Fever, I was banned from West Roxbury’s Osco Drugstore for tossing an open bottle of Geritol and eating the pills off the floor. Wakkka Wakkka Wakkkka.

If Guitar Hero is a wankfest, than Rock Band is a circle jerk. MTV games ought to include a jumbo jar of mayonnaise in the box. (Ask any former-McDonald’s employee about “special sauce” night.) When will we be overwhelmed with commercials for the latest “cool” fake disease: ADD 2.0? They must market pills to treat Adult Dork Disorder. They could hire Placebo to create the jingle.

A simple test to know if you suffer from ADD 2.0 is to buy the DVD for The King of Kong. If you envy the lives of Billy Mitchell, Brian Kuh, Steve Wiebe or Walter Day, you are afflicted. If you wish you could ignore a child’s plea for an ass wiping to keep Mario leaping over barrels, you have ADD 2.0.

The documentary exposes the ugly world of video arcade high scores. For over 20 years Billy Mitchell held the record for the greatest Donkey Kong game. But then out of a garage in Washington came Steve Wiebe’s score that destroyed Mitchell’s plateau. But nothing is simple as Billy’s longtime pals attempt to discredit Wiebe. They even resort to breaking into his house and taking his Donkey Kong game apart to see if he doctored the parts. Why exactly didn’t they get hauled off by the cops? These people are in their own universe and frighten me.

There’s tons of drama and bitchiness. It’s amazing how these people love to remember a time when hundreds would hover around an arcade to see amazing scores. Most of the kids I know that hung out at the video arcade did it to score smokes from the change guy and practice to be hoodlums. The bonus features on the DVD let us know that Billy Mitchell is not happy with how he came off in the edit. He’s a major prick during the 78 minutes. The scene where he tries to distract Steve’s record attempt by parading his busty wife past the machine is gold. This is the perfect geek out movie if you don’t feel like enduring your pals Rock Band faux show.

They strange news is that The King of Kong is being turned into a fictional movie. Why? Do they not remember what happened when Dogtown and the Z-Boys was dramatically transformed into Lords of Dogtown? How can Hollywood recreate the perfect hair of Billy Mitchell? They’ll cast Josh Brolin as Billy and call it No Country For Old Marios. Or if they go younger with Paul Dano in There Will Be Quarters.

LOST IN TRANSLATION

For the Harvard Square showing of There Will Be Blood, Daniel Day Lewis declares, “I drink your frappe!”

GOOD GAMES

While pretending to be a rock star via a video game is lame, I’m fully supportive of concept that boxing on Wii is a great cardio work out. After knocking out six opponents, I was a dripping ball of sweat. My hosts sent me off to the shower before they would let me sit on the sofa. I’m tempted to get a tattoo on my face to get some Mike Tyson respect.

While it’s not the same as getting your jaw knocked around the ring, my arms were sore from all the punches I gave those cyber pugilists. Next on the “to play” list is the Godzilla game. My claws want to tear apart Tokyo.

NEW SPRING FASHION?

While hanging out with pals and their newborn baby, I’m stuck by the thought: Why don’t they make Onesies in adult sizes? It’s the perfect summer wear. You just snap on your “shirt/shorts” and hit the party circuit with Paris, Sean Combs and Ms. Lohan. Time to call up my man in Hong Kong to get Party Favors back in the fashion industry. In a few months you’ll see Bea Arthur and Ned Beatty shaking their groove things in the Hamptons in their Onesies. Wonder if we can get Mickey Rourke as our spokesmodel?
Marc Jacobs better not steal this idea or I’ll brand an asterisk on his rawhide.

HOW THE GAME ENDS

Not to spoil the finale of The Wire, but I’m predicting the series will end with Baltimore in burning ruins and the only survivors being John Waters and the crew from Ace of Cakes. If Marlo has Chris and Snoop pay a midnight visit to Peter Angelos, he’ll be a hero in Charm City.

DVD SHELF TIME

The writer’s strike has kept the DVD player whirring during prime time. Thankfully there’s plenty of fresh stuff to explore when The Wire, Nip/Tuck and No Reservations isn’t scheduled.

This American Life is further proof that Showtime is beating HBO in developing exciting new shows. This is a video version of the NPR show hosted by Ira Glass. Each of the six episodes on This American Life: Season One‘s DVD focuses on various life stories. This the smoothest transition from radio to TV since Jack Benny went from aural to visual. Glass takes his desk into strange terrain in order to set the mood. It’s like how John Cleese opened Monty Python’s Flying Circus. The visual element of the show is top notch. These are more than Real People reports. Even though most of the stories are about people, my favorite two are about animals. One deals with a prized bull that was cloned. Turns out that the “son” might look like his dad, but he doesn’t share the same temperament. There’s a dramatic rush to the hospital when things go extremely wrong. The second best segment has a camera crew visit a modern hog farm. This had even me a bit disgusted at what science has wrought. Not that I’m giving up pork, but I now appreciate devouring mud raised pigs. This American Life: Season One is only available at Borders bookstores. Which makes sense since people who listen to the radio show probably read books.

Family Ties: The Third Season is best known as that period when Michael J. Fox was pulling double duty as Alex P. Keaton by day and Marty McFly at night. Luckily the show was shot on videotape so you can’t see his bleary eyes from his hours on Back the Future. This season provides the surprise of a baby on the way. Most of the season features the swelling Meredith Baxter Birney along with her popping out Andrew Keaton. This would be the final season for Tina Yothers to play the cute youngest child. Meredith looks extra sexy when she goes nuts at an Atlantic City casino.

Walker Texas Ranger: The Fourth Season reminds us what justice will look like when Mike Huckabee wins the presidential election. Chuck Norris will become the Secretary of Law and Order and Asswaxing in 2008. This season he goes undercover in “El Coyote” to stop illegal immigration. He snuffs out the drug trade in “Deep Cover.” Walker even deals with underbelly of high school athletics on “Point After.” This isn’t merely a TV show, this boxset is Chuck Norris’ vision for America. He’s dishing out his credentials with ever round house kick. Besides national issues, “The Avenger” has major buttkicking when the brother of an illegal arms deal sends an army of martial artists after Norris. As long as one of them isn’t Bruce Lee, how dare they think they can stop Walker!

Oswald’s Ghost is an investigation of JFK’s assassin from PBS’s American Experience series. For those who are new to the subject of Kennedy conspiracy theories, this is a concise and informative documentary. They dug up plenty of vintage footage to give a sense of what it was like as the presidential motorcade cruised through Dallas. There’s plenty of time spent exploring the cottage industry that has sprung up to exploit the various conspiracy theories. Too many people think that either Oswald was part of a group or a major patsy. The late Norman Mailer explains why he thinks that Oswald was the solo shooter, but couldn’t admit to his crime when he was abducted. Oswald’s Ghost debunks Oliver Stone’s JFK by point out Jimmy Garrison’s codecracking skills.

If you’re looking for a great series from the ’80s, Sledge Hammer! is perfect for Night Owl viewing. The show is about a cop who think Dirty Harry was a training film. David Rasche is hilarious as Sledge Hammer when he has tender moments with his .44 Magnum. Even though it was stuck against Miami Vice and Dallas, Sledge Hammer! lasted two years which is more than Police Squad. Both seasons are out on DVD. If you hunt around, you can often find them as part of a buy one get one free deal.

For hockey fans, I recommend The Rocket (Palm Pictures), a biopic about the great Montreal Canadians player Maurice “The Rocket Richard.” The film has an amazing cold feeling to the images. You might want to break out a sweater and a couple wool blankets before you hit play on the DVD. I almost got frost bite during the outdoor hockey rink action. Roy Dupuis brings out the beauty and brutality in Richard’s game. The Rocket was old school hockey in his ability to take control of the game with amazing stick play and grace on blades. Plus he could drop his gloves and beat the crap out of anyone. Imagine Wayne Gretzky with a right hook. Richard didn’t need a private enforcer. The ratings explanation warns of “historic smoking throughout.” Does this mean soon we’ll have people making money as “historical smoking consultants” on films?

GORILLA FOR SALE

Allan Melvin recently transferred into syndication heaven. While most of the world remembers him as Sam the Butcher (brother of Abdullah the Butcher), around the Party Favors World Headquarters, Melvin is beloved as the voice of Magilla Gorilla. He was also the voice of Drooper on the Banana Splits. His was great on military comedies. He was part of Sgt. Bilko’s crew and Sgt. Carter’s nemesis on Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. We’ll think of Melvin every time we put a T-Bone on the grill. Why wasn’t he honored by the Kennedy Center?

Also it saddens us that Suzanne Pleshette won’t be greeting us at the door of a Chicago apartment. Pleshette seemed like the kinda woman that had a fun, saucy streak. Hopefully the folks at Fox will release the final two seasons The Bob Newhart Show. Her legacy must be preserved.

OOH THAT CHIN HAIR

Is Britney’s new scummy man, Adnan Ghalib, going to make the Brazilian wax popular as the new beard style? Are all the cool kids growing ’em? If Adnan stood on his head and spoke, you’d think he was auditioning to be a new Vivid girl. After watching previews of Adnan’s Entertainment Tonight exclusive interview, there’s no need to discuss “What’s Britney thinking?” How can we talk brain power with a woman who has been out thought by KFed? It’s a miracle she can get the chips out of a can of Pringles.

Now that the new campaign slogan is “Your Vegas Is Showing,” you really should get a fresh waxing before flying into Nevada.

AMERICAN ROLES FOR AMERICANS?

Are we out of American actors for TV shows? It was bad enough when all those Canadians snuck onto the screen in the 20th century. We thought Lorne Greene and Michael J. Fox were like us, but they eventually showed their 55 yard line loyalty. We ultimately accepted them since Canada is the 51st state. But now we’re being overwhelmed with too many network shows that have folks from across the ocean pretending to be us. With Eli Stone on ABC, everyone in Trainspotting now has a network deal. Even the mechanical baby that walked on the ceiling has a CW series in development.

Are we supposed to believe that the latest batch of English dramas star the cast of American History X?

This is a national emergency. The Department of Education needs to go into overdrive to get acting schools to produce a finer grade of native thespian. We once put an American on the moon, can we at least get true a American back on the dial at 8 p.m.?

TROJAN TROUBLE

According to my Magic-8 Ball, the USC Trojans will be hit with major penalties this summer thanks to Reggie Bush’s time as a student-athlete-ATM. The school shall receive a Michigan basketball bitchslap vs. the SMU shut down. All of Reggie Bush’s games will be taken off the record books. The BCS will pile onto the ugliness. USC will have to hand back the hardware accumulated during his three seasons including the BSC trophy. The student bookstore will no longer be able to sell their National Champions t-shirts with those years included. The major hurt will be when the organizations demand the return of the BCS bowl money for the three prime games that featured Bush. There will be fireworks over a penalty check that totals more than $40 million.

Weekend Shopping Guide 2/1/08: Barbarians At The Gates

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

After 6 seasons of awkward and painful comedy, the brilliant Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) comes to a close with a season that certainly lives up to the squirm factor of previous outings, as Larry goes through a divorce that’s exacerbated by a family of Hurricane Katrina refugees living in his home. Suffice to say, if you haven’t yet seen this season – do so. Bonus features include a conversation with Larry David and Susie Essman, an on-set featurette, and a gag reel.

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I’ve long been a fan of Monty Python alum Terry Jones’s series of historical documentaries, going back to his fascinating look at the Crusades. Jones presents the material with both a dramatic and affable flair, making intimidating subject matter as fascinating as it should be, while also illuminating oft misunderstood periods of history. His latest is Barbarians (Koch Vision, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), a 4-part look at some of the most unfairly denigrated cultures of the ancient world, including in the Goths and the Celts.

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We’re already up to the penultimate volume of DC’s 4-volume collection, Jack Kirby’s Fourth World Omnibus (DC Comics, $49.99 SRP), and I’m already feeling the impending depression once this glorious visit to Kirby’s tales of the New Gods is wrapped in a few short months. The classic 4-color printing and texture is captured perfectly, and to have that all wrapped up in a classy hardbound edition is just icing on an already rich cake.

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The 4-part Pioneers Of Television (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP) documentary pretty much lives up to its title – featuring over 100 interviews, it explores the roots of late night TV, sitcoms, game shows, and variety. The disc also features extended interviews, for those left wanting more.

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It’s taken 3 years, but my nephew has now been fully consumed by the SpongeBob virus, and has become Sqaurepantsed. With that in mind, I can guarantee that he will watch the new episode collection – SpongeBob Squarepants: To Love A Patty (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) – a few dozen times. The disc features 7 episodes, an animatic, and a karaoke music video.

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The 8th season of ER (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) marked the swan song of Anthony Edwards’s Dr. Greene, leaving Noah Wylie as the last man standing from the show’s original cast. The 6-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus unaired scenes and the always welcome gag reel.

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Released in the late 70’s, The Encyclopedia of Comic Book Heroes (DC Comics, $19.99 SRP) was a multi-volume set of tomes presenting the histories of various comic book characters up to that point in the academic style of an Encyclopedia. Given full access to the DC library, author Michael Fleischer produced the first mainstream attempt at treating comics as an art form whose character histories were worth studying. DC has been re-releasing these long out-of-print editions, with the volumes on Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman currently available.

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After whetting her appetite on The Shield, Glenn Close decided to jump into a TV series of her own with Damages (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP), which casts her as a complicated, heavily flawed top flight New York City personal litigator Patty Hewes, who spends the first season defending a wealthy CEO (Ted Danson) against a class action lawsuit. There’s plenty of intrigue to go around, most of it focusing on a first episode flash forward of Patty’s protégé Ellen Parsons… But I don’t want to spoil such a wonderful hook. Check out the complete first season, featuring commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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Through my nephew, I’ve been made aware of Nickelodeon’s CD version of Muppet Babies meets the Get-Along Gang, The Backyardigans. The multi-hued menagerie of backyard adventures have released a celebrity-studded album of songs from and inspired by the show, The Backyardigans: Born To Play (Sony BMG, $11.98 SRP). I’m sure this will get plenty of play around here, and is sure to give the Spongebob album a run for its money.

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If you want a good lesson on how not to remake a film (and recent retake on The Stepford Wives wasn’t enough for you), then look no further than The Invasion (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP) – boring, almost insultingly disposable remake of The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig as psychiatrists who discover that people are… well, you know… when they fall asleep. After watching this film, I must have been replaced a half dozen times. Bonus features include a trio of featurettes and a making-of documentary.

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Oh, Aqua Teen. I once loved you, and thought you were the bees knees. The episodes contained in the 5th season set of the once funny Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) are a microcosm of just ho far the show has fallen over the years, relying less on the funny and more on the gross. Sad, really. The 2-disc set features 14 episodes, plus promos, deleted scenes, featurettes, and more.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Trailer Park: Joel Moore and Jeremy Boreing

Filed under: Columns,Interviews,Trailer Park — admin @ 12:04 am

By Christopher Stipp

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I saw SPIRAL months ago.

You never quite know how many movies are out there that languish in the black hole of distribution hell but SPIRAL just felt like a step above a lot of its contemporaries. I wanted to see this one to make it but the odds are never in the favor of a film that has its own voice, its own sense of independence from the norm. That, alone, could have killed its chances but this film has proven itself for what it is: a Hitchcock-ian suspense thriller that delivers on its ability to be a fresh take on a genre that has been replaced in the mainstream by overtly horrific titles like SAW or HOSTEL.

Starring Joel Moore and Zachary Levi this modern tale of a guy who can’t get it together in a world that he has trouble navigating in (Moore) and a boss who has an equal amount of dysfunction in his own life (Levi) SPIRAL looks at what happens when the past is too much to be left there and what can happen when steps are made to move forward beyond it.

The film itself is superbly written and acted in but the real thrust of the film’s beauty is its cinematography and attention to the minute details of these character’s lives. Too often the brush strokes of a script want to accentuate the more visceral, eye-popping details of a character’s existence but SPIRAL takes its time to develop these people’s lives to the point where you start believing their existence, making the ending that much more thrilling.

The movie was one of the best thrillers I saw in 2007 and it was a delight to see that it’s not only going to make its theatrical debut in selected cities on February 8th and on video just a week and a half later on February 19th. The combination of Moore’s directing/writing and of Jeremy Boreing’s writing with Levi and Amber Tamblyn’s performances should prove to be the reason why this movie stands above most of the other independent fare that passes as film. SPIRAL demands to be seen as one of the best mind scramblers you can treat yourself to this winter.

I caught up with Joel Moore and Jeremy Boreing to talk about the process of making this film, about having to share writing duties, of Joel’s directing responsibilities and what it was like to see their written work come to life on the screen .

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: Hey, Joel, Jeremy.

JOEL MOORE: Hey, how are you doing?

CS: Good, good. This must be your third day of press. I can’t imagine how that’s been.

MOORE: Actually like five but it’s all good.

We’re really proud of this movie and we want to get it out to as many places as we can so the people can know about it. It’s really a dream come true for me and a movie that I think people will really enjoy and characters from actors that have spent a lot of time in the comedy world.

CS: Well, I’ve seen the film and I really liked it. Genuinely thrilling.

MOORE: Thanks. I really appreciate it.

CS: After seeing the movie, the character of Mason, which you play, doesn’t seem like a guy who really endears himself to the audience. I think people were supposed to like him in a way but the character tries at every opportunity to make it very tough to sympathize with his personality.

MOORE: It’s an uncomfortable character ““ it’s awkward. The nice thing about it is we went back and forth in the writing, Adam Green and I, the co-director of the film, and wanted to make sure it was a character that could be endearing enough and innocent enough that you could follow. And I think we did a good job.

JEREMY BOREING: When we first sat down to write the movie, the question came up several times ““ how do you write a film where the antagonistic character ““ he is an antagonistic character and he is the one who is the bad guy in the end ““ but we tried to maintain his innocence, not innocent in crime, but in his approach and motivation? I remember several people asked us if there were any fights on set and the truth is there weren’t but the closest thing to it was repeated conversation between Adam Green and myself. It was over (without giving away any spoilers) it was over the climatic scene with Joel and Amber.

And Adam, who brought his experience of HATCHET and love of horror to the film in a really positive way, helped us to really exploit the suspense and the scary moments of the picture. But he wanted that scene to be a certain way. He felt like it would align with Mason if he lost the ability to look back on the journey with any compassion. And the way I wanted to do it was very soft and natural looking. Now, if the scene were you’ve seen it so you know, what he does in that scene is he’s apologizing the entire time and that was sort of the compromise out of that conversation.

It’s one of the really inspired moments of the movie and it was born out of compromise of all the creative parts and our desire to keep Mason as likeable as possible. And then, of course, the other way we tried to do it was making the Berkeley character so outlandish. In the end he’s not the bad guy but we let him be the heavy throughout the film so there is at least a character that seems worse on the surface then Mason so we can balance out Mason and make him more likeable throughout.

CS: Jeremy, I’d like to ask you and Joel, and please jump in by all means since you guys co-wrote it, the character Zach Levi plays seems to be a Lothario. He’s almost a mean-spirited guy but he finds something in Mason and he sees himself almost as a protector. He plays two sides because he’s mean to everybody else but seems to like Mason. Why did you create him to be that way?

MOORE: We wanted to do something interesting with those two characters and have them mirror each other in a way.

Obviously, they’re very lonely characters and also have had some sort of trauma in the past. We give the audience hints of that as the movie progresses. And I think what is interesting is the difference between them is the way they reacted to those traumas. While the character Berkeley reacted by covering it up and trying to be outgoing and chauvinistic and being outgoing and just keeping himself in the spotlight so he cannot think about what’s going on.

Mason, in turn, wears his emotions on his sleeve and obviously reacted to his trauma by retreating into himself, so very neurotic and out of touch and awkward. It’s one of those reasons we put him as a worker in a phone bank because we wanted to put him around tons of people so the audience could see how awkward he is and how he wants to be involved and wants to deal with half these friends but doesn’t know how to because he doesn’t know how to relate to people.

And the other thing about the relationship is that Berkeley needs Mason just as much as Mason needs Berkeley. Mason is Berkeley’s ticket to still feeling like he is a good person. So he can be a jerk to everybody else in his life and he can be a jerk to Mason as well but at least he deals with Mason, whereas other people don’t. The scene between Tricia Helfer who plays Berkeley’s friend and did it wonderfully; I think she is just a class act, she kinda calls him out in the scene and says “He’s like your pet” and I think that is an important scene in the way Berkeley reacts to it. He says, yeah, I’m the same asshole who is a jerk to him from behind his back and in front of him and I am that guy but at least I’m his friend.

BOREING: I think that all three of the main characters deal with loneliness on different levels and as much as Berkeley seems like a cool guy but is abusive to women in his own way too. He is dealing with whatever the upbringing that sort of is implied throughout the picture that maybe the two of them share a similar history. It manifested itself in different ways.

Berkeley’s inability to have meaningful relationships with any of these women throughout the movie I think is part of the reason. And the same with Amber. Why would a girl like Amber wind up with a guy like Mason? I think why these three characters invest in each other is because they are the only three people they have to invest in. And I think that is just born out of the lonliness they have. They are isolated souls in a way and it manifests itself in different ways as it filters through their personalities. One is a womanizer, one is a chatterbox, and one of them may or may not be troubled but they are all dealing with a fundamental issue.

CS: Could you talk about the writing process itself, i.e. co-writing? Where did the process begin?

BOREING: Basically, I wrote the movie but the only way I could convince Joel to be in it was to give him credit.

MOORE: The movie started from a short film I had written and I brought it to Jeremy and he said “Let’s make a picture out of it.” So we took the idea from the short and did a lot of character development. It was an interesting process because we just locked ourselves in my living room and worked around a movie I was shooting at the time. We wanted to fill out the depth of these characters and took a lot from where we were in our life. A great friend of ours, Todd Caldwell is a jazz musician and has a bunch of jazz songs. So we thought it would be great to actually score this as a jazz score. We brought Todd together with Michael Fish Herring and the two of them scored a what I think is the best part of the movie: the score. It’s phenomenal. It’s a full jazz score and digital jazz ““ all live jazz. And you never see that. It’s analog. You don’t see anything except a classical score. So we knew we were taking a chance in scoring with jazz elements. We didn’t know what would fit where and how effective it was ““ it was a hard and difficult process.

CS: And certainly you co-directing, co-producing, writing, what was that process like having to navigate with so many hats on your head? Did it help the performance? Did you find that you were constantly trying to stay one step ahead ““ thinking about things as you were doing them?

MOORE: It was interesting. I knew that I wanted to work with Adam again on something but I didn’t know that as soon as he finished HATCHET, 5 months later, we agreed to do SPIRAL. And we had been talking the whole time about HATCHET and trying to find something we can work on so it was just a delight to grab this. Adam and I worked together very well.

Sometimes you don’t know how co-directing is going to go ““ two different people – but because we did so much work before, looked at shot lists and did everything that we could before we got on the set everything was figured out. And, of course, life and being on set shows you about having to deal with being thrown for loops. But we were prepared for the loops and Adam and I are very creative guys and met at a level of hustle and passion and creativity.

We didn’t not make our days very often. We rarely went into overtime. There were a handful of times we had to push over our normal 12 hours. But it went really well and a lot of that I have to give credit to Craig Borden, our first assistant director who also worked on HATCHET and our local crew in Portland, Oregon, my hometown. I set this in places that I lived in growing up. Mt. Tabor, where Mason played basketball ““ that’s where I played basketball growing up. Amber and Mason would go feed ducks ““ that’s where I would go when I was 4 years old. Portland is a beautiful backdrop for a film and it was wonderful to go to all these places that I knew. And it also helps in writing the film as well because then you know what you are dealing with, you know the locations.

CS: Based on that, and certainly, Jeremy, chime in, after you finished the script and were in the process of creating it while you were shooting, did you find that there were some portions of the script that worked better than others?

MOORE: Basically everything that I wrote in the script stayed and the things that Jeremy wrote were cut.

(Laughs)

Jeremy had written a lot more than I had and is a very talented writer and he knew a page count that made sense for what we were shooting and was able to get the dialogue and a script that we could shoot. One of the things we also did that, again, since it was our first movie, was to create scenes in the same place because we couldn’t shoot in 25 different locations. We needed a solid 4 or 5 main locations and then we could go pop out and do an outside shot or a rain shot or do whatever we needed but it needed to take place in these 4 or 5 locations so that we could shoot for 5 days in one place. We needed to get everything we needed done. And then go 5 days and shoot somewhere else.

It really helped in scheduling for us to get this done in 18 days.

BOREING: I’ve written things and Joel hadn’t done as much as that but he made films and I hadn’t been a part of that process. I probably had more moments of being not so much surprised but interested in the distinctions between the way I thought things would be on the page and the way they wound up being.

One of the coolest moments for me in my life was being not only a writer but a producer of the film too. As a producer of the film I was party to the hiring of the crew and the winding up of equipment and the spending of the money. But until that first day we walked on set, that beautiful cemetery in Portland, Oregon and saw all these trucks and cranes and all these people and extras everywhere ““ even knowing theoretically they were going to be there seeing this fully moving big production of a feature film, it was really surprising in an emotional way to me.

And then also the scare moments ““ Adam and Joel put together a shot list and have a lot of experience in that field ““ in how to create scare and amplify the suspense and there were moments on set where I was just really amazed at how he could take just a few words off the page and turn them into being great. One of the scenes with the homeless guy on the street playing a saxophone and the way Mason flashes back to a moment back earlier in his life with that exact song being played on a record and the girl scared him. That was written in the script but to see that come alive ““ that visual creativity ““ the way Adam and Joel put it together was not surprising, that’s not the right word, but it was inspiring and exceeded my expectations for sure.

CS: Based on that, Joel, coming off of HATCHET with Adam Green ““ these movies are two different kinds of beasts. What was it like taking this script – HATCHET, where you were on one side of the camera and now taking SPIRAL, where you were doing many jobs ““ what was vital to keep things to keep the suspense level up? Was it a try this try that, see what works, what doesn’t work…Did you know doing certain things was the way to keep things suspenseful in creating this movie?

MOORE: We made sure that we didn’t go too long without having a moment of ““ a suspense moment/a scare moment, so that people, the audience wouldn’t just get scared…We just wanted to remind them that while things were going well between Amber and Mason that he’s dealing with some heavy stuff that’s still haunting him. There is just something that is really disturbing him and he can’t get rid of even though he’s met this wonderful gal and is making him normal as he’s ever been. He has, like, 7 lines in the whole movie and goes about 40 minutes without saying much of anything and then just spouts off his idea of painting and art and what it means and there’s this pause at the end and Amber says what has hurt you and it was at that moment you’re like this dude is getting it, this guy is opening up and maybe this is the girl who is going to bring him out of where he is. Right after that we throw in this kind of shocking image of something of a flashback of his that pulls you back.

CS: What was that connection you wanted to make with art and jazz as it relates to Mason’s psychosis?

BOREING: The film starts out as an exploration of loneliness and the way it affects these three people and the world right now is we have more contact with people and we are all better attached and connected than ever before but we are constantly on guard at the superficiality that relationships can become when every thought you have can be instantly communicated and texted…then there’s not that depth of thought and reason.

I think we are all kind of struggling with that and it’s something Joel and I talked a lot about in the writing of the film. I think, in answer to your question specific to Mason is that he, like a lot of us, wants to be the cool guy.

It’s funny, a lot of actors try to define what is cool for the country but none of them would have been considered cool in high school. If they were cool in high school, they would have gotten the girl, gotten married when they were 18 and would not have moved to L.A.

So, there is this interesting phenomenon that the people who are in the arts can sort of relate to this loneliness. Mason can’t do a 9 to 5 job out in the world and with the fluorescent lights and the headset and timecard he can’t be himself, he can’t relate in that environment. And a lot of us who come out here are that way ““ exaggerated to the degree of a Mason but when he’s at home he is immersed in the music that he loves and the art that he loves and thinks that he’s knowledgeable about things that he can relate to and open up to be the artistic, insightful guy and again, that is Joel, or that is Zac and that is Adam Green, even Amber Tamblyn. They are not at this extreme as Mason ““ we are telling a story here that is fiction – but then we can all relate.

The jazz and the oil and canvas is probably the least accessible art forms as far as the general population is concerned and we are not claiming to be those guys either but we wanted to pick the ones that were the least accessible because Mason does relate to them. He is a super intelligent guy. He does understand the nature of jazz and the nature of visual art and that’s where he thrives. And, unfortunately, the world doesn’t know what to do with a guy like Mason and just as unfortunately with his personality traits he doesn’t know what to do with himself either. He can’t find the conformity necessary to function. And I think the reason we picked jazz is because we had those things in our environment. Like Joel said, our friend is a jazz artist and I think they just lent themselves to the story we were telling.

CS: And on the process side of things, with the budget you had as you were shaping the script into an actual movie, did you find roadblocks along the way, things you wanted to do but couldn’t because of the budget or were you able to execute everything to get this story told the way you wanted to see it be told?

MOORE: Um”¦.a mixture of both of them. We wanted the movie to be a small budget movie because we knew we were going to do it ourselves. We wrote it and again, it doesn’t have an incredible amount of locations and we kept the imagery and action scenes at a level that wasn’t a huge car chase ““ that’s million dollar stuff in and of itself. So, we kept it within our budget. We knew what was possible for us. And we even had moments within that budget that I think one of the important things to me was to be able to shoot this on film we shot it on Panavision cameras and Kodak film and I think that’s where a lot of the cinematic beauty comes from. It has a warm feel and you are able to do so much with the film with the lighting because we had a great crew.

But the visuals in this movie are what drives the movie because a lot of this movie are just two people talking and the cameraman is playing a character, a part in this movie ““ voyeuristically speaking. He is watching Mason as he’s going through his struggles. All of that was accessible to us. Because all of that is creating, between Adam and I, how the shot is going to look. We had these long shots of steadicam just moving around the world and one of my favorite shots in the whole movie is when Mason comes in from talking to Amber on the street and not inviting her up because he obviously has paintings of this other woman on his wall and he’s not ready for that transition. Mason looks out, looks at the paintings, and then storms into the bathroom. That shot right there is just one shot. It just moves all the way around and introduces you to the block where Mason spends 90% of his time.

CS: And did it take a long time to get the tracking shot to get something like that to go off? How many takes?

MOORE: Well, thanks to the talents BJ (McDowell), our steadicam operator and Dustin (Pearlman) and Lewis (Fowler), our camera guys ““ the three of them were stolen from the HATCHET set because they did such a great job there and brought them up to Portland. They are the big reason why we could get away with a lot of steadicam shots. We didn’t have to do a lot of wheels and tracking because it takes a lot more time to set that up. We did do all our tracking shots with a steadicam and we did do some tracking shots still, we put some on a dolly and wanted some things to be moving so we put on a three foot slider that we just put up sticks so we could just move the camera back and forth. So there were some tracking shots but 90% of what is assumed to be tracking shots is actually done on a steadicam. It allowed us to move a lot quicker and a lot more fluid and have more creation of the shots. And tracking also sometimes limits. If you are going to set up a dolly that is five feet ““ it only moves one way. If it’s a shot that is coming from Mason to a doll sitting in a chair that is obviously imaginary, we want to pull from that all the way over to Mason and see the chair in the shot. You can’t do that on a dolly. You can but it’s easier to do it with a steadicam. A lot of these shots were tough on BJ, which is good. We tried to be as hard on our steadicam op as we could.

CS: Was this really a movie by committee? Obviously there was a lot of harmony going on between a lot of people but what was that dynamic like having a lot of people having their hands in the process where you have a writer-director-producer being one guy?

MOORE: It really was a movie by committee and it was a special process because it was. While we were able as a team to understand we had limited time every day and only three and a half weeks to do the film, everybody was just on their feet working hard everyday and wearing different hats, our line producer was our UPM, our writer was our producer in Jeremy, and we brought Cory on early in the process because of his strength producing and just came off of HATCHET and the two of them working together just helped the project become so fluid and EVERYBODY would put their hands in whatever way they could, whether it’s just moving a light to try and get a shot done, and somebody running around saying, “OK I’ve got 7 minutes. We got to light this in 7 minutes and just pop it in.” And our crew, Sarge, and the whole crew of electricians, we just had a crew that was really hustling on the set. It was cool and unique because people knew that we were making a unique piece here.

BOREING: And I do consider SPIRAL, which doesn’t mean it isn’t flawed ““ it’s flawed in it’s writing and acting and directing and everything – but it is a piece of art the same way a painting has flaws but it’s still a piece of art. It’s different than an action movie. We knew what we were doing and our hope is that we delivered something that folks would enjoy as one big painting in all different aspects.

MOORE: It was a movie by committee, that’s true but the better way to say that is that as the process went on, our natural gifts emerged in a way that maybe we didn’t know so, not that there weren’t any bumps and bruises along the way, but no collaboration is completely painless but as we went forward we all learned where we can trust each other and didn’t have the right skill sets to deal with certain problems. It wasn’t a committee decision every time a decision needed to be made, it was a collaboration of certain kinds of people making certain decisions. Still, one person made decisions about the picture but there were 10 of us sitting around trying to figure out what something costs and funneled into these natural roles. It’s a lot easier to be collaborative and productive but it was the way we all got through this process successfully.

CS: And gentlemen, if I just had one more question for you both, after the film was done filming and you are now in the editing room, what were some of the greatest surprises you saw when it was finally coming together as a coherent film? We you surprised by things that you didn’t think were present that popped up on the screen?

MOORE: I sort of took the reign in the editing in this movie and it was a great process. I put together this movie wonderfully but it was a two hour cut of it and we knew it had to be an hour and a half so we knew that we had to take 30 minutes out of this movie. So then we went into this frantic mode of everybody trying to give notes and nobody wants to cut any part of it. Nobody wants to cut anything that they have spent money and time on but we made some big cuts early on and lost some things that we wanted to have in this movie. And then I went back and cut things between the scenes here and there ““ cut a scene short here ““ maybe cut some dialogue and as I did that after my first pass of the movie as a whole we ended up 15 minutes shorter. So then we decided that we needed to put those scenes back in and cut the fat out and ended up with a movie that we didn’t lose one single scene that we needed that we wanted to give the audience.

This movie is developed around kicks I guess ““ the mystery of what’s going on ““ what is Berkeley going to do with the waitress, how is he going to deal with Amber’s character ““ all these things ““ all scenes lead to the final shocking end and to get rid of a scene gets rid of the facts that we needed to tell the story. You could actually cut all the fat out between and keep the movie. It was really a nice with what we ended up with and, I hope, entertaining.

To us it’s an accomplishment because it’s what we wanted to tell.

CS: Thank you gentlemen for being able to talk to me today. I appreciate it.

Absolutely.

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/1/2008

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:01 am

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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