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July 30, 2004

Trailer Park: Who is Dr. Tran?

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By Christopher Stipp

July 30, 2004

WHO IS DR. TRAN?

What a nerdfest.

I have never had to endure so much concentrated geek in one place than I did at this year’s Comic-Con in San Diego. It was great.

Seeing how it was my first year to this year’s convention it was definitely something that will need to steep in my mind, to allow it to permeate the fibers of my synapses, before I really appreciate the entire experience. I can tell you, though, there were some definite high-, and really low, lights. Let me see if I can’t break this down to give you equal parts travelogue, commentary, and severely slanted opinion. Let’s see if I can’t get this done in a logical progression.

Negative: First, arriving at the Con, I noticed a very distinct issue with parking around the convention hall. Never in all my years living around a metropolitan city has there been such piss poor planning on a city’s part that ensured that if you were going to one of these things, if you weren’t there before doors opened, you would have to traverse multiple city blocks just to find a parking spot and then have to hoof it back in the direction you just came from just to get into the Con. If it sounds slightly convoluted, it was.

Negative: Note to festival organizers: you can never have too much AC pumping through a building when you have a majority of the convention hall that has a great deal of natural light streaming through it. It’s really bitchin’, you know, the whole using Ma Nature to light up a building thing, but even my dumb ass paid attention long enough in science class to know that while the light enters a room, the heat it brings with it likes to stay trapped between the glass and carpet. It’s not cool when you have thousands of geeks, already shoulder to shoulder, huddled inside a room, smelling each other’s hygiene habits and most not having any conception of the word “soap”, but, damn, flip a switch somewhere. When dorks start complaining they can’t shuffle their Magic: The Gathering cards then you can be allowed to turn things up.

Positive: Meeting Ryall, Comics 101’s Scott Tipton, and Squib Central’s Joshua Jabcuga. Ryall is probably one of the most genial individuals at the Con and I was glad to have finally put a face to all the soulless e-mails that I’ve been sending to the guy for the past six months. While I wish I could’ve rapped to the guy without herds of pimps touting their comic book project as the next WATCHMEN (one dude shoved his project in front of Ryall as we were talking and essentially just left as soon as Ryall had it in his hands. It was a drive-by of the oddest proportions.) It seemed that other people wanted an audience with him and it proved futile. I did see him chatting with the PUNSIHER himself, Tom Jane, at the IDW booth but instead of breaking up the conversation I was happy to just geek-out off to the side without jeopardizing my position here. Hanging with Joshua was the highlight on my Friday night and, along with his girlfriend, it felt like we had been hanging out for years. The bar we were at was packed with talent ranging from Frank Miller to Joe Quesada and even Neil Gaiman was spotted a few feet away from the bar proper. Hopefully, there will be some positive things to come of the very productive conversation we all had, but it was just nice to have a good evening out on the town with or without the likes of Ryall. Dude would’ve probably been a buzz kill anyway”¦I only kid because I kare.

Positive: The INCREDIBLES panel. Probably one of the coolest things I saw all weekend was the extended scenes from this movie. The trailer is spot on, no doubt about it, and it fills me with geek excitement to say that it deserves any success it receives. While I think it is lame that Disney gets to put its rodent fingers on this project, a comment I brought up in the Q and A, this film should showcase, and only solidify, the power that Pixar has as a company. Most interesting thing to come out of the conversation? That you can have all the explosions, destruction and mayhem you want in an animated movie, no problem, but the moment you ask an animator to have a character put their hand on a shirt all hell is unleashed. I now understand it to be the benchmark between good and great animation. I could sit and listen to Brad Bird all afternoon. The man seems very passionate about his work. Also, they showed the first teaser to HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY to which all the nerds flipped out of their pocket protectors. If anyone would like to fill me in about why in the hell this book series is as successful as it is, let me know. I have about zero knowledge on the subject and would love to know what’s what.

Positive: Dave Philbin. The man is my hero for vocally berating an overzealous line-cutter as we all waited in line for free swag that we all will probably throw away in a few weeks time. It was everything I thought a public shaming could be and more.

Positive: BLADE 3 panel. Goyer was open, amiable, and seemed happy to be there. Jessica Biel and Ryan Reynolds seemed comfortable and it was just a great look at what BLADE 3 could be. The extended clips they showed, one of Biel and one of Reynolds, showed you exactly what this movie is going to be like. Hopefully, now, they can decide on an ending everyone can live with.

Negative: Even though I happened to miss it at the BATMAN BEGINS panel, but thank god they replayed it at Trailer Park on Sunday morning, a very pissed looking Christian Bale wants to thank your sorry ass for wanting to see the new movie and he hopes you screw yourself when the film hits next year. Oh, he also wants to pass along some warm death to your mother. It was probably the most uncomfortable pre-recorded message I’ve ever had the extreme pleasure of seeing with my own two eyes. It was wicked awesome. He had, literally, all of sixty seconds to just stand next to Christopher Nolan and just appear to look he was a happy Batman. Hey, I’m not him so he can be however he wants to be; makes no difference to me. I’m just reporting what I saw. I wish I would’ve recorded it”¦

Positive: Adrian Tomine. He was probably the second greatest thing about this Con. If anyone is familiar with his work and had the pleasure of seeing his panel on Saturday you know how he is the antidote to all things hype and B.S. that seems to permeate some things on the floor of the convention hall. The man is a great, deliberate and delicate storyteller and he just was perfect parts shy and charismatic. OPTIC NERVE is the cool.

Positive: SIN CITY panel. You’ve probably already read about all the stuff that went down during this so I won’t rehash it. The footage, while it was all very spectacular, starring the likes of Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson and even Clive Owen, the Mickey Rourke and Nick Stahl in prosthetic makeup, reminded me a bit of DICK TRACY of all things. You’ll get to see it for yourself soon.

Positive: TEAM AMERICA. You’ve probably already”¦yeah, all that from above. Trey Parker and Matt Stone were probably the most frank in terms of letting people know about how they felt about their production. Their marionette frustration was heartfelt and two thumbs up, way up, for showing the intro to the film plus a little extra scene. I wish I could say that only a few people laughed, just to be accurate about this, but everyone was laughing their asses off. They looked exhausted but enthused enough to be there. Lesser mortals would’ve sent a PR rep to take care of things. Good stuff. Real good stuff. Also, the goodie bags that they gave away after this panel were super cool. Among other things, I have an official TEAM AMERICA t-shirt with its emblem on front with the words WORLD POLICE in bold black on the back.

Positive: Ever wonder what it’s like to be standing quietly by yourself, only to be jostled by the sound of a double door opening, nay, whipping open, followed by a 40-year-old shut-in who starts to dial numbers on their cell phone only to say, “I know what the name of the new STAR WARS movie is!”? It makes your day. It really does. Funniest thing I saw all weekend and I still find myself talking about it.

Negative: Does the world really need Star Wars mini-blinds? Lucas thinks so and was selling them on the floor of the Con.

Positive: The Adult Swim panel. These are the harbingers of all things funny in animation and it was great to see these people talk about what they love to do. It’s a job but they are getting it done week after week. Chris Ward (aka mc chris) was the highpoint of this thing. This leads us to”¦

Negative: The people asking questions at the Adult Swim panel. I don’t know how much brain power it takes, but dammit people, if you’re going to go to the mic have something remotely interesting to ask. I heard two “˜tards that thought it was funny to do impressions of Aqua Teen Hunger Force for the panel. It would’ve been fine if they did it for the panel and said “thanks for making great stuff. I love you guys for the work you do” but that didn’t come. It was a bunch of uncomfortable silences out of these ventriloquists after they were done. The panel, at times, didn’t know what to do. At one point, after they showed a clip for a new show that will be debuting later this fall, someone screamed out, “you can do better!” Shit, man, these people don’t come all this way to be publicly harangued by indolent dolts. Have a concern? Seek out the English language and yearn to put words in the place of feelings that accurately define an issue you may have in a constructive manner. Idiot. I’m sure they are rearing to come back next rear. They even gave away some of the coolest free crap. They handed out free DVD’s and a pack of cards with Adult Swim properties peppering the entire deck.

Positive: One of the most positive experiences I had all weekend came in the form of an interview I did with Breehn Burns, creator of DR. TRAN, a short animated film that mocks trailers and was the funniest entry in this year’s Spike and Mike’s Festival of Animation. I’ll be transcribing it all for your pleasure, displeasure, depending on what you think of reading interviews, but I cannot say enough about the kind of faith that is restored in humanity when you meet someone as congenial and open as he was. Who is Dr. Tran? Stay tuned in the next few weeks to find out.

Now, on with what most of you came here to read: movie trailer reviews”¦


MEET THE FOCKERS (2004) Director:Jay Roach
Cast:Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman, Barbra Streisand, Teri Polo
Release:December 22, 2004
Synopsis:The makers and stars behind the runaway hit of 2000, Meet the Parents, are re-united in the follow-up comedy, Meet the Fockers. Now that Greg Focker (Stiller) is “in” with his soon-to-be in-laws, Jack (De Niro) and Dina Byrnes, it looks like smooth sailing for him and his fiancée, Pam (Polo). But that’s before Pam’s parents meet Greg’s parents, the Fockers. The hyper-relaxed Fockers and the tightly-wound Byrneses are woefully mismatched from the start, and no matter how hard Greg and Pam try, there is just no bringing their families together – which all adds up to a disastrously funny time of “getting to know you.”
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Prognosis: Positive. This trailer likes to use the method of reminding people what came before it by using clips from the previous film to make sure everyone is on the same page.

‘ I liken what they do here as the same thing that happens in a flick where one of the really smart scientist guys says to their boss, or vise versa, “why don’t you just put that in English for me” or “imagine I’m 13-years-old.” Never mind the fact that all the people that person is talking to is intelligent enough to understand it, they’re really only saying that because of you, the audience. With these clips, made funnier by Barbara Streisand’s “Memories” it helps to soften the audience-as-retards-who-wouldn’t-know-a-sequel-from-their-ass mentality that some of these trailer cobblers have in mind when they create these things.

What’s nice about this trailer, and keeps it from veering into scrotum punch bait-and-switch territory, is that the filmmakers give us some new footage to chew on and it’s pretty amusing. Streisand looks great as Focker’s mother, Stiller plays up the slighted, comedic straight man with great aplomb, and Dustin Hoffman, if he can do it, will hopefully provide a good comic foil to DeNiro’s tougher than-leather-attitude. What’s nice about the cast is that Streisand really can ham up the overbearing mother shtick with Hoffman playing the sensitive dad role if that’s the direction they want to take. If we get two Jack’s together in this thing I am not sure it would work as well. Thankfully we get Hoffman, sitting on the other side of a showering DeNiro, acting like it’s no big deal.

The teaser only gives a little glimpse of actual film, but it’s good enough for now to see that there could be something positive here. What I hope happens, and it looks like the trailer gives but a glimpse of the possibility, is that Focker’s family is somehow subtly twisted in nature. Slapstick really only worked in the first when Stiller’s intentions were always pure. If it’s done intentionally, though, in this sequel I can only portend a turkey worthy enough for your mom and dad to get a giggle before they catch the Early Bird special at Denny’s.


THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES (2004) Director:Walter Salles
Cast:Gael García Bernal, Rodrigo De la Serna, Mía Maestro, Mercedes Morán, Jorge Chiarella
Release:September 24, 2004
Synopsis:The Motorcycle Diaries is an adaptation of a journal written by Ernesto “Che” Guevara (Bernal) when he was 23 years old. He and his friend, Alberto Granado (de la Serna) are typical college students who, seeking fun and adventure before graduation, decide to travel across Argentina, Chile, Brazil and Peru in order to do their medical residency at a leper colony. Beginning as a buddy/road movie in which Ernesto and Alberto are looking for chicks, fun and adventure before they must grow up and have a more serious life. As is said in the film itself, it’s about “two lives running parallel for a while.” The two best friends start off with the same goals and aspirations, but by the time the film is over, it’s clear what each man’s destiny has become.
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Prognosis: This deserves a Jeff Spicoli “Awesome. Totally Awesome.” Focus Features, responsible for ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND and LOST IN TRANSLATION, have been putting out some great, evocative cinematic gems and this film looks to continue the tradition.

When you have a film that starts with a quote from Nelson Mandela about Che Guevara, you know that the source material is at least going to deal with someone who had something to do with changing the social consciousness of a generation. What’s amusing is the quote that follows after it: Che is fairly intellectual for a Latino. The quote came from a declassified CIA document.

A wonderful guitar soundtrack, rhythmic and soothing, sits gently underneath the narrator letting us know exactly what this movie is about: a road trip via motorcycle. Che and his traveling companion want to go five-thousand miles in four months exploring a single continent. They say the method by which they will explore, travel and experience this trip, as if to be daringly artistic, is by improvisation. All I see is two dudes on a motorcycle, but it is of little matter to me.

Gael looks ruggedly perfect for the role. This shows a dramatic departure from his pot-head role in Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN, not to take away anything from the electric performance he gave in that film, and he appears to be the one man who could actually do the part without carrying a lot of baggage from other projects he might have been known for doing.

The content of this trailer, though, mostly uses physicality as its language, as you can’t have people actually speaking Spanish and putting up subtitles because that might scare whitey away from the art house, but it does everything beautifully. The cinematography feels humid and it sticks to you as images of hot days in the sun and sweaty afternoons on the road play out on the screen.

For some people like Ernest Hemmingway, traveling defined their character. For those who could do it, traveling took on a different meaning than it does now. Some now are able to afford the luxury to travel to different continents, to be immersed in other languages and experiences. These things shape the people they actually become and it nowhere does it look better illustrated in recent history than it does here.

I don’t usually opine for many artistic films in any given year, flicks like a new one entitled FATHERS AND SONS just reeks of the kind of art that’s destined to languish in its own dense pretentiousness, but this one really gets me wanting and waiting for the time when I can go out and see if Gael can become the kind of man who will eventually lead a nation to think differently about itself. Bravo, good sir.


THE FORGOTTEN (2004) Director:Joseph Ruben
Cast:Julianne Moore, Dominic West, Gary Sinise, Alfre Woodard, Linus Roache, Anthony Edwards
Release: September 24, 2004
Synopsis:Julianne Moore stars as Telly Paretta, a grieving mother struggling to cope with the loss of her 8-year-old son. She is stunned when her psychiatrist (Sinise) reveals that she has created eight years of memories about a son she never had. But when she meets a man (West) who has had a similar experience, Telly embarks on a search to prove her son”˜s existence and her sanity.
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Prognosis: Positive. Julianne Moore is the kind of A-lister who seems to from movies like EVOLUTION to things like THE HOURS with seamless grace and without a whole lot of people noticing the difference. Good for her.

This film, not poised to win any Oscar for direction, looks like one that your mom and dad, or your girlfriend because this movie deals with kids and we all know how the ladies respond to those little people, will have a good time seeing.

The flick starts out harmless enough. There are kids playing on a playground. They’re having a good time, probably are eating sand and slinging rocks at each other’s head while doing it, and Julianne Moore is the quintessential mother just watching it all with motherly grace. While this seems like a movie that’s going to end with the demise of her kid, per the policy on heavy mood music that chimes in what is supposed be family time, things start to drift from her fingers. While her husband, played by Gilbert aka Anthony Edwards (hey, that’s two Nerds in two weeks for those keeping score at home), seems like he’s not the one who is going to have anything to do what’s on the horizon I am stupefied by what is coming around the bend.

As Julianne appears to drift off to sleep, she gazes at a nicely taken JC Penny-style 5×7 of her and her family. Next morning, she wakes up, and, as the sun comes up, I am chanting for zombies to come barreling through her bedroom door. Unfortunately, this isn’t the right kind of movie. I’m bummed for what seems like hours but I did find the fact that the kid is no longer in the picture beside the bed, amusing. Of course Gilbert has no idea what’s going on when he’s confronted, he’s too busy trying to reconcile feelings of guilt for having left his first true geek love back at Adams College, but Julianne is adamant. She checks old scrapbooks: blank. She looks at old video tapes: blank.

Awesome. The kid never existed. She’s getting frantic, hysterical and about to lose her mind. This is the kind of film I can get behind.

Of course, Julianne is freaking out, calling out her kid’s name in the very same park from the beginning. Gary Sinise steps in as the resident shrink and lets her know some people invent entire lives and so we’re not too sure if she’s crazy or, because this is a Hollywood movie, if this isn’t some plot by bobble headed Martian extraterrestrials looking to do an anal probe on ol’ Moore. Then, like a page ripped right out of the TRADING PLACES script, she finds her husband again only to find out he doesn’t know who the crazy chick is. Me, personally? If I didn’t have anything going on, and I was as old as Anthony, and looked as old as Anthony, and didn’t already have a lady in my life, I might’ve played along and had a little crazy love. However, what does happen is that she tracks the dude from the beginning of the trailer, who was in the park with her, Dominic West, and lets him know how crazy she is. Of course, he doesn’t believe a word she’s talking about and tries to show her the quickest way to Bellevue but, before he can say “How long have you been off your meds?” Julianne rips some fabric off the man’s wall, a shocked look glazes his O face, and she shows him she’s not entirely insane.

After this it’s go time as the man from the Wire tells Julianne that he remembers things now, she’s not alone, blah blah blah, but before he can completely reconcile, and apologize for being a little bitch with her, some dudes accost homeboy in the street and try to shut him up. Julianne takes off on foot before she’s taken out and both she and our main man manage to not only escape but are able to kidnap an “agent” who was trying to kidnap them (I know, I’m getting confused at this point, too) strap him to a chair and try to find out what’s what. When they start asking questions about what is happening to the two of them our hostage quietly whispers says that “they” are listening (we’re never really told who) and then, in one of the most abrupt non sequiturs I’ve seen in a while, an entire roof of a house is ripped off and we’re all left holding our collective Johnson’s wondering what the hell just happened.

I may not be too far off with my mutant alien theory.


A SOUND OF THUNDER (2004) Director: Peter Hyams
Cast: Edward Burns, Ben Kingsley, Catherine McCormack
Release: August 8, 2004
Synopsis: Based on a short story by master of science fiction Ray Bradbury, the sci-fi action adventure A Sound of Thunder is set in the future, when time travel is not only possible ““ it’s a lucrative monopoly. It’s especially profitable for Charles Hatton (Kingsley), the owner of Time Safari Inc., a travel agency that specializes in escorting wealthy clients on exclusive hunting trips back to the Prehistoric Age. Under the leadership of seasoned scout Dr. Travis Ryer (Burns), participants are permitted to hunt and kill dinosaurs provided they follow a set of strenuous rules. These guidelines are intended to protect the creatures’ natural habitats and prevent time travelers from impacting the course of evolution. When an expedition is compromised and the rules are broken, the hunters return to the future…and discover the world is a markedly different place than it was when they left. As “time waves” ripple from the Prehistoric past through the present to the uncharted future, Ryer teams up with Sonia Rand (McCormack), the inventor of the time travel technology, to unravel the mystery behind the catastrophic historical changes that are threatening to erase humanity from existence.
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Prognosis: Negative. This movie looks so bad that I am not sure if the fault lay in the hair helmet on Sir Kingsley or if it’s the Sci-Fi Channel movie-of-the-week look to this B-movie.

The movie starts out sweet enough, though. We’re told how life is a balance and how a minor infraction can cause total insanity. There is thunder and rain and slo-mo effects made with water droplets but what’s weird is that all that other imagery stops and from that point we go from a lecture on nature to a screenshot that says Chicago: 2054. Even before I start to mentally ponder the implications of my home town Chicago circa 2054 (I wonder if I can still get an Italian Beef? I hope the Cubs have at least made it to another playoff game. Is Daley still the mayor? ), you know, the basics, I get a glimpse of Ben Kingsley I’ve never seen before. That is quite the silver coif. Does this flash of the future imply that hairstyles will all change? Hell no, because Ben’s the only mo-fo with a “˜do that looks like he stepped out of a time machine set 100 years too late. Everyone else looks perfectly normal.

Disregarding that minor quibble, Ben lays it out cryptically: someone is going out on a hunt and someone’s gonna die; again, I know, it confused me too. The professionals involved, who ostensibly are going out to do the “hunting,” as Ben puts it, look like soldiers from HALO but don’t have quite the same heavy hardware to back them up. I am still confused how everything goes together and am trying to figure out why these solider guys look like they’re walking into X-Men’s Savage Land, but it’s the T-Rex that pulls this thing together. Dinosaur? Huh? Where the hell is this going? In true Harryhausen fashion we get a dinosaur that appears to be on loan from PEE-WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE. You know the part I’m talking about. It’s that dream sequence where the thing eats Pee-Wee’s bike? Yeah, in all its 1985ian splendor we get a T-Rex that looks as menacing as a case of scabies.

Some of the more astute readers of Ray Bradbury out there know the plot already but what I understand this movie to be about as I watch Edward Burns pick up a paycheck, er, I mean, act is that someone stepped off a path somewhere in this jungle land and this accounts for why there are dinosaurs that are out of control (seen it in JURASSIC PARK). There are small bugs that seem to eat people whole (already done in THE MUMMY), and this adds up as to why there are big bats and large snakes (LOST BOYS and ANACONDA, respectively). There are baboons, though. If they have red asses I will, at the very least, give the film a pass; baboons are funny and cool.

I really can’t explain what is going on by the end, not with the plot but with the actors who agreed to do this, but call me crazy when I say this looks like an utter disappointment. It’s too bad as I saw Ray Bradbury looking genuinely happy as he introduced this at the Comic-Con this year. I do like director Peter Hyams’ work and I hate to think this may tarnish the reputation he built off of TIMECOP which seems to me to be a better time transplanting movie than this. Where’s some Van Damme when you need it? I can imagine it: Jean-Claude is in a pith helmet and some green Steve Irwin plum smuggler shorts. He spots a T-Rex and walks slowly towards it with his shoulder blades raised above his neck, spinning his head around back and forth, up and down, ready to inflict some Van-Damage. “Aaa..’scuse me Mr. Dinosaur, have you met these two fists of human evolution? You “˜bout to, my good friend.” A couple of splits later, some ballerina moves to look like he can actually practice some martial arts, he ends everything by vaulting a coconut into the T-Rex’s mouth.

I would see that movie.


NICOTINA (2003) Director: Hugo Rodríguez
Cast: Marta Belaustegui, Rosa María Bianchi, Lucas Crespi, Daniel Giménez Cacho, Rafael Inclán, Enoc Leaño, Diego Luna, Carmen Madrid, Jesús Ochoa
Release: August 20, 2004
Synopsis: From the producers of “Amores Perros” comes “Nicotina,” a highly stylized crime caper set in Mexico City about a simple exchange that goes awry, causing the lives of nine unsuspecting characters to explode in one tumultuous night over a fortune in diamonds. Diego Luna stars as computer hacker Lolo, who is infatuated with his neighbor Andrea (Marta Belaustegui) and catalogs her every move via high-tech peeping devices. Lolo teams with amateur criminals Tomson (Jesús Ochoa) and his younger counterpart Nene (Lucas Crespi) in a deal with a Russian mobster (Norman Sotolongo) that involves the exchange of diamonds for computer access to Swiss bank accounts. But the deal goes terribly wrong after Lolo’s attempts to spoil Andrea’s romantic trysts spiral out of control. Down the street, the irritable pharmacist Beto (Daniel Giménez Cacho) and his fed-up wife Clara (Carmen Madrid) get inadvertently entangled in the exchange, along with the humble barber Goyo (Rafael Inclán) and his domineering other half Carmen (Rosa María Bianchi). Infected with diamond lust, these characters become obsessed with the intoxicating possibility of an easy life and their greed quickly transforms into fiery desperation. When the haze finally clears, computers have been hacked, people have been whacked and lives have gone up in a cloud of smoke.
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Prognosis: Positive. I think the reason I liked this trailer the most this week is that it tries to emulate a genre, the multiple story line film, and it keeps things gritty, interesting and doesn’t let up until the end.

I’ve seen comparisons of this film to PULP FICTION, SNATCH, LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS, but this only serves to understand the thin surface of what looks like an interesting caper flick. When this trailer opens up, with Tejano-esque trumpets blaring, we see that what we have here is a kid, the other half of the self-gratifying duo from Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN, hacking into some Swiss bank accounts. Now, I understand the derivative use of the Swiss as the nexus for all things crime related. In fact, I half expect, when I eventually get there in real life, to find men with briefcases handcuffed to their wrists, trench coats pulled close to the body, women with ostentatiously large and bushy blonde wigs on as they don dark sunglasses and pull their trench coats even closer to their bodies, but, as it pertains to this trailer, all is forgiven as we quickly see this movie is all a matter of diamonds, chicks, guns, and a pissed off Russian; it’s a quadfecta in my book.

Anyhow, after the opening, the trailer breaks things down real stupid-like so even you at home, who don’t parlez Espanol or who are illiterate, can enjoy all the foreign goodness as we are introduced to all the main players. For those of you who can decipher English I encourage you to read the labels given to all the people shown in this trailer. We see that a hacker in Spanish is called El Hacker, a Russian is called El Russian, a barber is called El Barber, and a woman is called La Chick. Had I known Spanish would’ve been this easy I really would’ve paid attention to Sra. Riesco’s lectures on the benefits of using the past imperfect in everyday Spanish parlance.

A pervish related note about La Chick: you get a little sneak peek at her lacy undergoods so it may behoove you to actually check this thing out. So, after we get some of her, the narrative picks up and we are thoroughly contorted and twisted as we try to understand who is playing whom in this grand scheme of thievery. I don’t know if the hacker kid is above reproach, but it makes sense that he should be our protagonist. For the rest of the clowns that pack this movie I am not really sure if it’s a free-for-all or if there is someone we should be pulling for by the end of the credits. I do have the keen vision to see that there is a lot of bumbling and cat-and-mouse type chasing that is always a hoot to watch on the big screen. Also, the folks at The Truth may agree with it but there is a damn large amount of cigs being puffed in just this trailer alone, hence the Spanish cognate as a title, but I am not sure how it plays into the larger narrative. Again, without knowing any more than the gravelly, throaty narrator is giving up I don’t know any more about how things may or may not end. I do like the mariachi music near the end of this thing and it adds a Latin flavor that doesn’t escape my attention.

Now, it may or may not help that this movie is assisted by the producers of AMORES PERROS, the definition of a producer nowadays being open to more interpretation than Bill Clinton’s examination of the word “sex” under oath, but it does give this otherwise small film a name cache that can only help it get into a few more theaters than it otherwise would in a couple of months.

Now, if only someone can explain why in God’s name someone decided to defraud the fine Spanish speaking population of the world into thinking the accordion is a socially acceptable instrument, which it is not unless you live in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, and like to say “ya hey der” as a way to start a conversation, I think I’ll be all set.

Comics in Context #47: Retro Hero Retrospective

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If we can judge by the publication known as the Newspaper of Record, then comics’ bid for mainstream cultural acceptability is rapidly increasing in momentum. On Sunday, July 11, the cover story in The New York Times Sunday Magazine was devoted to graphic novels, including interviews with Joe Sacco (Palestine), Marjane Satrapi (Persepolis), Art Spiegelman (Maus), and Chris Ware (Jimmy Corrigan) (all of whom will be reviewed in this column eventually; I’m in this criticism business for the long haul) and Alan Moore (about whom I’ve already written a considerable amount). The piece’s author, Charles McGrath, is no less than the former editor of The New York Times Book Review, and he ventured that “it’s not too soon to wonder what the next new thing, the new literary form, might be,” following the decline of the novel. ” It might be comic books,” he said, and although he did condescend to the medium at times, to put it mildly (“and if the highbrows are right, they’re a form perfectly suited to our dumbed-down culture and collective attention deficit”), it was overall a very positive piece.

Speaking of the Times Book Review, on Sunday, July 18, it ran two pages surveying a wide range of comics in book form, including the first volume of Fantagraphics’ Complete Peanuts (another future Comics in Context topic). (This confirms what I’d long thought: if the Times was ever looking for a comics reviewer, I’d never find out in time to apply.)

And then, on Monday, July 26, the Times‘s business section ran a report from the San Diego Comic-Con, focusing on movies adapted from comics, including an interview with Frank Miller, who is co-directing an film of his own Sin City with filmmaker Robert Rodriguez. The Times noted, “Mr. Miller. . .commands a nearly mythic status among comic book fans as the creator, writer and illustrator of the Sin City series of graphic novels. . . ” Actually, I think it was Miller’s work on Daredevil and Batman that made him “mythic” (see Comics in Context #30, 31 and 34), but never mind! The Times came close enough! This year’s San Diego Con, from what I’ve read, represents further progress in publicly showcasing the movement of material that originated in comics into the cultural mainstream via film and television.

Well, I couldn’t get to the San Diego Con this year (It’s a long story; next year I’ll definitely go ““ I hope.), but maybe I can find some local event celebrating comics that might offer some compensation. Perhaps I can locate another public vehicle for advancing the cultural profile of comics. There was the third annual MoCCA (Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art) Art Fest, which proved to be a great place for renewing contacts with old friends in the comics industry who’ve been dispersed over the years. But is there an event outside the comics world that would pay homage to the medium?

Could this be it? Beginning in June, the Museum of Television & Radio has been staging a retrospective called “Look! Up at the Screen! It’s Superheroes on Television” at both its Manhattan and Beverly Hills locations; the retrospective runs through October 10. This seemed to be good news indeed.

Before many screenings at the Museum, it runs a video clip of actress Candice Bergen asking us if we knew that before the Museum’s founding, over twenty years ago, there was no institution for the preservation and study of America’s cultural heritage of radio and television programs. Hence, the Museum is a pioneer in the serious appreciation of these forms of American popular culture. In their library I’ve watched examples of high art on television (like Ingmar Bergman’s production of Euripides’ The Bacchae for Swedish television, believe it or not) and videos of Museum seminars about prestigious series like The West Wing. But I’ve also viewed videos of Museum seminars on the writing of science fiction for television (with such luminaries as Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and J. Michael Straczynski) and on fantasy genre series including Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dark Shadows, and Xena; Warrior Princess. The Museum thus pays respect even to genres to which cultural arbiters often condescend. In another example, some years back the Museum staged a soap opera retrospective, even publishing a book of academic essays on the subject. It has held retrospectives on animation from Hanna-Barbera, Jay Ward and Cartoon Network; its library holds a colossal supply of Simpsons episodes.

Surely, I thought, the Museum of Television & Radio will treat the superhero genre with the same dignity and scholarly intent that it has bestowed upon so many other television programs and genres. Attending the various programs in this superhero retrospective should provide ample compensation for not making it to San Diego this year.

But it didn’t. Oh, the Museum is providing plenty of material for me to write about over the coming weeks, and I’ve quite enjoyed some of it. But this “Superheroes on Television” went deeply wrong, as you shall see over the course of these next few columns.

MUTANTS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT

Arriving at the Museum’s Manhattan building on a Saturday in June, I started out with the daily program called “Superfun for Families,” billed in the retrospective brochure as a “superhero-themed screening appropriate for all ages!” This day the Museum was screening an episode of Goosebumps, based on author R. L. Stine’s series of supernatural tales for children.

This particular show was titled “The Mutant Attacks,” and its protagonist is a boy who reads superhero comics., or, rather, super-villain comics. His favorite comic was “The Masked Mutant,” so presumably the makers of this episode had some awareness of X-Men. The comic’s artwork was in the style of a run-of-the-mill 1990s Image imitation. But they’d missed the main point of X-Men. The Masked Mutant was a villain, and the implication was that mutants are bad guys. And how many comics have villains as the title characters?

As is to be expected, our protagonist was to some extent a walking cliche of a comics fan: he was out of shape and something of a social misfit,. There is an attractive girl who tagged along with him on his adventure, and, of course, she made fun of his interest in comics. But the comics fan did indeed prove to be the episode’s hero.

Initially this episode bored me. Children’s shows aren’t made for adults, of course, but I like to think that the best children’s literature, whether Lewis Carroll or L. Frank Baum or J. K. Rowling, has imaginative and stylistic qualities that will interest adults as well. But as the episode proceeded, it did prove to have points of interest. The premise was intriguingly spooky, reminiscent of Twilight Zone plots: the comics fan sees the Masked Mutant’s headquarters and discovers he is being drawn into the world of the comics.

At times the episode used a special effect to show how reality looked to our protagonist as he was drawn (so to speak) into the world of comics: he saw huge spots before his eyes, meant to suggest the tiny dots formerly used to print colors in four-color comics, so beloved by pop artist Roy Lichtenstein. This, of course, is long dated, but demonstrates how the concept of what comics are like, originating in the mid-20th century, has persisted for decades in the popular imagination. Now came the best part of the episode: exploring the Masked Mutant’s headquarters, our protagonist came across his captive, a superhero with the nonsensical name of the Galloping Gazelle, played by Adam West, the television Batman of the 1960s! Here was West again, decades later, still employing his wonderful deadpan delivery to convey an ironic tone that adult viewers would more readily recognize and appreciate than the kids watching the show.

This led to the cleverest bit in the episode. With the Gazelle free, the comics fan attempts to become his new sidekick and tries to keep up with his hero as he athletically makes his way through the Mutant’s lair. But the kid, as noted earlier, is out of shape and soon covered with sweat. The Gazelle, annoyed, advises him (in West’s tones of understated exasperation) to start working out. I found this amusing, taking it not as a cheap shot at the overweight (and the kid was not actually fat), but as an affectionate acknowledgement of reality. Growing up we may identify with the hero’s kid sidekick, going off on exploits with the senior hero. But if we were really going into action, we’d be more like this comics fan than the athletic figure like Robin we imagine ourselves to be.

After a brief tussle with the Masked Mutant, the Gazelle decided he was “too old” for this sort of thing and took his leave. Unfortunately, that was the end of Adam West’s contribution to the episode, and the Goosebumps makers did not cast the villain nearly as well. The Masked Mutant himself simply indulged in hackneyed cackling without a trace of wit.

Unable to overcome the Mutant physically, the comics fan plays trickster instead. This is a familiar fairy tale device: tricking the villain into defeating himself, as with Rumplestiltskin. Indeed, that’s how Superman regularly beats Mr. Mxyzptlk (tricking him into saying his own name). Even in Wagner’s Ring of the Nibelung, Wotan captures the dwarf Alberich by tricking him into using his powers in a self-defeating way. So the comics fan persuaded the (incredibly stupid) Masked Mutant that he was actually a stretchable hero like Plastic Man. To cope with his supposedly rubbery foe, the shapeshifting Masked Mutant turned to acid, inadvertently dissolving himself. Yes, it’s a fate similar to that of the Wicked Witch of the West, though Dorothy did not intend to melt her nemesis. It’s rather odd that this children’s program shows its kid protagonist intentionally bringing about his adversary’s death.

At the episode’s end we see that the comics fan really has gained Plastic Man-like powers: he stretches on-camera, using up the rest of the episode’s miniscule special effects budget. I get that this is a metaphor to show that through his actions he actually became the hero he wanted to be. But I wish there’d been some logical explanation. Were this indeed some sort of Twilight Zone for kids, rationales might be unnecessary; the Zone created an eerie world in which various accepted rules of logic and science no longer applied. This Goosebumps episode took a more matter-of-fact approach to its paranormal doings, that led me, anyway, to expect logical explanations: the hero’s final transformation seemed to come out of nowhere.

So, this was not an auspicious start for my viewing of the retrospective, but not without interest. Though recognizing that superhero comics genuinely evoke heroic aspirations in their readers, this Goosebumps episode still treated the costumed heroes and villains of the genre as silly stuff for kids.

And how did the rest of the audience react, you may wonder. This was “Superfun for Families,” after all. Well, I was the only person who remained in the screening room from the time I entered till the episode’s end. Some other adults came in, got bored, and left. There were no kids. This seemed ominous.

A LOST GOLDEN AGE

The next screening in the “Superheroes” retrospective was over an hour away, at 3 PM, so I found other, somewhat related programs with which to pass the time till then.

For one thing, for a long time I’ve thought that puppets are effectively cartoon characters in three dimensions. Puppets are to cartoons as sculpture is to drawing. So I don’t think that puppetry is out of place in a column that concerns itself with cartoon art, comics and animation.

In the fifth floor corridor, outside the screening room for Goosebumps, were a series of large color photographs of the Muppets and puppet characters from Fraggle Rock, Bear in the Big Blue House, and even a British puppet show unknown in this country, all under the exhibition title “Creating Characters That Entertain the World: Photographs of Characters from The Jim Henson Company.”

In retrospect, this seems ironic. It was this same day that I learned the old news (from February) that Disney had finally bought the Muppets (though not the ones from Sesame Street, who’d already been sold to Children’s Television Workshop by previous corporate owners) and the Bear characters. So this was really an exhibition of characters from the Jim Henson Company, Children’s Television Workshop and the Walt Disney Company.

At one end of the corridor was a video wall with multiple screens showing Of Muppets and Men: The Making of The Muppet Show, a documentary going behind the scenes at the Muppets’ classic 1970s television series. Of course it’s fun and interesting seeing the faces and hearing the real voices of the Muppeteers, though founder Jim Henson and his second-in-command, Frank Oz, were already familiar to me, and watching footage of the Muppeteers manipulating their puppets from below as scenes for The Muppet Show are shot. (Somehow I assumed that the puppeteers sat or crouched down, but instead they seem most often to be standing, and even walking back and forth, the puppets held high over their heads.)

If I saw this documentary when it was first televised, I would have had these same reactions. But now, decades after it was made, it takes on a new dimension. It’s a time capsule, capturing what may, in retrospect, be the high point in Muppets history. Jim Henson, the creative visionary who founded the Muppets, died abruptly in 1990, but here he is, on video, alive, enthusiastic, and at the height of his artistic powers. Frank Oz is now primarily a live action movie director, most recently for this year’s remake of The Stepford Wives, but there he is in the documentary by Henson’s side, still a full-time Muppeteer providing major creative input into their projects. The Muppet Show was at this time an astonishing, international success, shown in an extraordinary number of countries. Even with many “Muppet” movies still to come, this was arguably the peak of the Muppets’ success. And yet Henson’s organization is still a relatively small group, with what appears to be a genuine sense of community. On camera Henson talks about how the group is made up of people who like each other, and that their chemistry helps their work. Certainly what the documentary shows viewers bears this out: good feeling abounds. Now, it’s possible, even probable, that there were black sheep in this creative “family,” and one would expect that any proverbial dirty laundry would be edited out of this self-promotional documentary. Still, I’d like to think that the image Henson presents of his company at that time is basically true.

Now consider what has happened in the decades since this documentary was made. Henson passed away in 1990, and his children take over the organization and attempt to keep it creatively vital, moving into new directions while maintaining the viability of the classic characters. But there is no making up for the loss of the founder’s creative genius, as indeed there was not for the Disney organization after Walt’s death. And the question arises as to whether the Muppets are truly evergreen characters, popular with each succeeding generation, or whether they have become dated, at least until the right person comes along who knows how to revitalize the concept.

So, no longer as successful as they once were, the Muppets come under corporate control. First, in the 1990s, the Hensons sold off the Muppets and their other creative properties to a Germany’s EM.TV and Merchandising AG, only to buy them back, after the new owners proved their inability to manage these acquisitions effectively. Thereafter, in 2004, the Henson Company sells the Muppets to the Disney Company, which has long pursued them.

So, in June I read reports about the Muppets’ fate on JimHillMedia.com, a comprehensive online site of Disney-related news. According to him, the Hensons believed that the Disney Company would find the means to revitalize the Muppets for the new century, But, it would seem, apart from the Imagineers who design theme park attractions, Hill says in an April 16 article that “it’s becoming more and more apparent that the Walt Disney Company really doesn’t have a clue what to do with the Muppets.” Worse, due to lack of sufficient work for their company, Hill reports that two thirds of the Henson company staff may be downsized. Hill notes, “Most of these folks initially came to work for the Jim Henson Company because that was where the Muppets were. Now that Kermit and Co. will soon be heading off to Burbank, a lot of these people just don’t know what to do with themselves. They’re worried that ““ once the Disney acquisition deal is completed ““ that their jobs will be eliminated.”

This should strike a familiar note with readers of this column. Sounds like what happened in the world of comics, and more recently, at Disney Animation, ironically enough. It sounds like yet another case of people who got to fulfill their dream of working within a particular creative tradition and then had it taken away from them.

I recently watched a television interview with a filmmaker named Rick McKay, who had made a documentary called, Broadway: The Golden Years. Asked why Broadway’s Golden Age came to an end, McKay wisely pointed out that a Golden Age, by its very nature, must come to an end. In other words, no Golden Age lasts forever. Moreover, pointing out that the Golden Age of the movie musical lasted only fifteen years, McKay rhetorically asked if anyone involved in that particular Golden Age at the time would have believed it if you had told him that it was going to end “in ten minutes”? That’s true in my experience. When one is part of a creative enterprise enjoying success, it seems as if it will go on forever. But it won’t.

LUNAR TOONS

It’s still not yet time for today’s superhero retrospective main event, so I reenter the screening room for a showing of the first of Nick Park’s stop-motion animated films starring Wallace and Gromit, A Grand Day Out, made in 1989 by Aardman Animations for British television (hence its presence in the Museum’s collection). Park’s stop-motion figures are puppets of a sort, and hence could also be regarded as sculpted cartoons.

The two later Wallace and Gromit featurettes, The Wrong Trousers and A Close Shave, are comedic thrillers, with outright villains, and dynamically staged, suspensefully edited action sequences. This first film is more of an exercise in gentle whimsy. All three films pull off the trick of appealing to adults as well as to children; in fact, my impression is that these films are intentionally aimed not at either audience but at both.

Appropriately, then, Wallace and Gromit themselves simultaneously partake of adulthood and childhood. Wallace, the human, is clearly along in years: he’s bald and has an old man’s voice. But there’s something childlike about him. Though he has a cerebral, adult profession, that of an inventor, he’s driven by appetite. Wanting cheese to spread on his crackers, Wallace decides to take a vacation to the moon, which, as we told as children, is made of cheese. (Actually, are we all told this, or are Wallace and I dating ourselves? Do today’s children still get told the moon is made of green cheese?)

So Wallace sets out building a rocket ship in his basement. Not only does he hold the child’s belief that the moon is made of cheese, but he also has a child’s incomprehension of the difficulties of going to the moon.

But perhaps this also parodies the way we’ve grown accustomed to the miracles of science. I recently saw a Broadway production of Tom Stoppard’s 1970s play Jumpers, which contends that astronauts’ successful landings on the lunar surface demystified the moon, making it useless as a romantic symbol in the songs sung by the play’s heroine. The moon is no longer unattainable; going to the moon is no longer inconceivable. We grew so used to it we stopped going! Wallace wants to go there, but displays no awe at the thought. His attitude is the same as if he were taking a trip to any of the Earthly vacation spots he had been considering. Actually, maybe even going elsewhere on Earth wouldn’t give him any sense of wonder either. He’s basically going to the moon as a substitute for visiting the supermarket: he’s looking for a place to get cheese so he can have a picnic.

Another childlike aspect of Wallace’s world is that animals, including his dog Gromit, can possess human intelligence. Gromit can’t talk, but he can read, and though Wallace is the inventor, Gromit is clearly the more practical of the pair. Some people treat pets like substitute children, but Gromit seems the more “adult” of the two, with his silent, ironic reactions to Wallace’s naivete. (This becomes clearer in the next film, in which it is Gromit, not Wallace, who first recognizes the criminality of the villain, a penguin boarding in their house.)

Wallace’s attitude towards the moon, as if it were a combination of neighborhood park and cheese shop, might also be intended as a satire on British provincialism. Significantly, the interior of Wallace’s rocket ship is a cozy sitting room much like the rooms of Wallace’s own home. It’s as if travel consisted not of exploring different cultures, but of transporting one’s own environment and lifestyle somewhere else. I also recently saw the original 1950s film adaptation of Around the World in 80 Days, in which world traveler Phileas Fogg insists on having his British menu for dinner every day, no matter where he is. It’s like the stereotypical image of British explorers dressing up for teatime in the jungle. Now, long after Britain’s imperial age, it’s the middle-class Wallace and his pet having cheese and crackers on the moon. And yes, I am well aware that this parody of British attitude towards other countries could equally apply to Americans’ similar sort of provincialism.

Could A Grand Day Out even be a gentle jab at imperialism and the British Empire? After all, Wallace and Gromit go to the moon to exploit its cheese resources, oblivious to the desires of any natives they may find there. And they do indeed come in conflict with one of the natives. Oddly, the native is a machine of some sort. Wallace invents and uses machines, so perhaps it makes sense that his nemesis is a machine with a mind of its own.

Oddly, this moon machine seems very Earthlike. It looks like some sort of kitchen appliance, it has a drawer and wheels, and it is activated by inserting British coins! Its existence seems to reflect Wallace’s own inability to imagine a truly alien environment. Since Wallace inadvertently activates the threat by putting coins into the machine, there’s a bit of a Frankenstein motif here.

The moon machine also proves to be something of a counterpart to Wallace: it wants to go on vacation, too. And, as if proving the cliche that grass is always greener on the other person’s side, whereas Wallace wanted to go to the moon, the machine, studying his travel brochures, wants to go skiing, presumably on Earth.

For some moments, the moon machine poses a menace to Wallace and Gromit, trying to prevent them from escaping in their rocket ship. But, after ripping strips of metal from the rocket ship, the machine realizes it can use them as skis. No longer resentful of the two invaders, the machine gestures a happy farewell to Wallace and Gromit. So in this film there is no real villain, unlike the implacable evildoers in the following films in the series. The film leaves the moon machine happily skiing over the lunar hills (which don’t really exist), and perhaps we are meant to ignore the inevitability that the machine will eventually stop when it needs a new coin (as we’ve seen earlier in the film).

There are only three significant characters in the entire film, and Wallace does not talk all that much. The great animated shorts of Hollywood’s classic studio years followed in the tradition of the live action silent comedies of the 1910s and ’20s. This is especially noticeable with characters who don’t talk, like Tom and Jerry and the Roadrunner and Coyote, but the craft of constructing and timing visual gags is evident even in talk-heavy cartoons in this tradition, like Bugs Bunny’s. The Wallace and Gromit featurettes often, as in A Grand Day Out, maintain a certain British reserve and understatement, in contrast with the in-your-face slapstick of the American cartoon tradition. But the Wallace and Gromit shorts take the same care in creating humor and characterization and suspense through visual terms, and the climactic tumult of the later shorts matches the larger than life action of the Hollywood cartoons. Gromit is a latter-day silent comedian, neither talking nor barking, communicating through understated facial expressions and body language even when enacting elaborate stunts: he’s sort of a canine Buster Keaton. The Wallace and Gromit animated shorts capture a mastery of visual comedy and storytelling that often seems absent from recent animation; I’m looking forward to their forthcoming feature film, 2005’s ominously titled Wallace and Gromit and the Curse of the Were-Rabbit.

SUPERHEROIC UNMENTIONABLES

With the time for the afternoon’s main presentation drawing close, I head downstairs to the first floor’s Steven Spielberg Gallery (the Museum has some high profile contributors), which held another part of the retrospective: an art display titled “Saturday Morning Super Cels: Madison Avenue Meets the Superheroes.”

It was not so very long ago that it seemed that any newspaper article about comics had BAM! POW! ZAP! in the title. Headline writers everywhere appeared to think this was clever and original. But in the last several years the sound effects faded away, I noticed at first and was grateful, but I now realize that over time I had taken the headline writers’ newfound respect for the subject for granted. I had forgotten what it used to be like.

To walk into the Spielberg Gallery, however, was to suffer flashbacks. There they were atop the long display texts: pointy balloons with WHAM! POW! PLONK! and the like.

The Museum’s brochure for the retrospective describes this art exhibit thus: “See eye-popping animation cels from various Saturday morning superhero cartoons and commercials from the 1960s, ’70s and ’80s. . . .” Dear readers, you need not fear that I was in any danger that my eyes would pop out of their sockets and get inadvertently trampled on the floor by the crush of comics enthusiasts, eager to gaze upon dazzling examples of animation art. In fact, much of the art was from Filmation’s DC superhero cartoons, which is less likely to pop one’s eyes than to glaze them over from ennui.

The wall texts disagree with my assessment. One asserts that “the studio’s superhero series of the late 1960s and early ’70s as seen here in examples from Aquaman, Batman and Green Lantern remain cherished fan favorites for the vividly realized look of these classic comic-book characters.” Now I am well aware that virtually any form of comics-related material has its devotees. But I can’t say that I know anyone who “cherishes” Filmation superhero cartoons. The artwork on the walls is bland, mediocre and undistinguished, lacking in any distinctive style. The television sets in the gallery, playing endless loops of the actual animated cartoons, serve as reminders of just how dull and uninspired they were.

And yet the wall texts praise the “strong graphic design and liberal use of rotoscoping” ““ tracing live action movement ““ in the Filmation superhero cartoons. The wall texts acknowledge that rotoscoping is “controversial.” Actually, my impression is that most animation aficionados consider it just plain bad.

Now, whoever wrote these wall texts does have more knowledge about comics history than I would have expected from the Museum. The anonymous author credits the late Julius Schwartz as editor of stories that inspired the early DC superhero TV cartoons (see Comics in Context #32). The wall texts state that in these cartoons, “the lighthearted adventures. . .harken back to the optimism, whimsy, and enthusiasm of classic ‘Silver Age’ comic books (roughly covering the late ’50s through the late ’60s), in which definitive versions of many classic heroes were established.” Yes, but there’s a decided difference between the classic Schwartz “Silver Age” stories and these early TV cartoons. Schwartz’s stories were ingeniously written and stylishly drawn, playing not to the lowest common denominator in the audience, but reaching out to the more intelligent readers, old and young. The Filmation and later Hanna-Barbera Super Friends cartoons look dull and have dull stories; small children might like them but will quickly outgrow them. They are examples of what the general public has long thought superhero stories are: mediocre material lacking in depth or artistic value.

Now there are some features of this exhibit of genuine interest to longtime comics enthusiasts. Here, for example, are drawings that longtime Marvel artist Herb Trimpe did of the Hulk for commercials for Post’s Honeycomb cereal. The wall text calls Trimpe “a legendary comic-book artist.” Well, Trimpe’s comics work on the Hulk is certainly classic, memorable, and distinguished. But is he a “legend”? The Trimpe art displayed here is craftsmanlike but hardly his best, despite the ecstatic somersaults the wall text’s writer seems to have turned in praising it.

I was surprised that the wall texts noted that “Trimpe was one of many older artists laid off by Marvel in the early 1990s when falling comic-book sales forced the company to file for bankruptcy.” That’s true enough; perhaps the anonymous writer saw the article that Trimpe wrote about the Marvel downsizings in The New York Times a few years ago. And were Trimpe or any of them hired back when Marvel financially recovered? The wall texts do not address the subject.

Elsewhere in the gallery comics aficionados will find something else of interest: drawings of DC’s Teen Titans for a projected 1974 Hanna-Barbera animated series that never got made, even Titans characters who are now as obscure as Mal. The drawings were done by Mike Royer, who is perhaps best known as a longtime inker of Jack Kirby’s work, or, rather, as the wall text calls him, the “legendary artist Mike Royer.” Another legend! If Trimpe and Royer are legends, what does this make a truly great artist like Kirby? A myth?

In describing the Teen Titans drawings, the wall texts note there is currently an anime-influenced Teen Titans animated series on Cartoon Network, and that other teen versions of DC heroes have appeared on the live action TV series Superboy (in the ’80s) and Smallville, and the animated Batman Beyond. Yes, indeed. And are any of these series represented in the Museum’s retrospective. No.

But doesn’t Smallville represent a serious, psychologically perceptive reworking of the Superboy concept for teens and adults? Don’t Batman Beyond and Warners’ other recent superhero animated series demonstrate a level of sophistication in writing, art design, and animation technique far beyond the level of any of the Filmation DC shows? Wouldn’t anyone with a reasonably developed sense of appreciation of cartoon art prefer seeing an exhibit of superhero artwork by Bruce Timm and other contemporary Warners Animation artists? Surely examples are available; there used to be loads of them for sale only several blocks away at the Warner Brothers Studio Store on 5th Avenue before it closed.

But the guiding principle behind this exhibition appears to be nostalgia for juvenilia. Another subject covered in the gallery is superhero artwork done for Underoos, children’s underwear. The wall text notes, “Froot of the Loom has also introduced an adult line of Underoos in classic superhero characters, betting that even adults still long to be their favorite superheroes.” (I leave it to my readers to imagine what it would be like to take someone back to your apartment for a romantic evening and discovering, when he/she undresses, that he or she is wearing superhero adult Underoos. Seems to me that might kill the moment.)

The Museum’s retrospective brochure observes that “the spectacle of superpowered ‘long underwear’ vigilantes has resonated with audiences of all ages and inspired debate and analysis in the halls of academe.” Indeed, I agree, speaking as someone who is about to undertake just such analysis in academia. The brochure acknowledges that superhero sagas can be “enjoyed as escapist fantasy or pondered as archetypes of modern myth. . . .”

“But,” the wall text instructs museumgoers, “let’s not get too high-flown. The best value this work embodies is fun.” The text refers to “the invitations from Underoos and Post Cereals to become your favorite superhero. . . .”

That’s my problem with this retrospective. The Museum recognizes that the superhero genre has mythic depths worthy of serious academic study, and chooses to ignore that very fact. The same Museum that directs serious attention to other children regards the superhero genre merely as fodder for small children and adults seeking ironic humor. The retrospective ignores mythic underpinnings in favor of adult Underoos.

But the retrospective will get better, as you shall see in the next installment.

-Copyright 2004 Peter Sanderson

July 23, 2004

Trailer Park: Con…Con…Cooonnn!

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By Christopher Stipp

July 23, 2004

CON…CON”¦COOONNN!

Yup, I’ve decided to make trek as a fan of the comic art form in the 20 years or so of actual collecting, I think I’ve amassed a bigger collection than Brodie, and am actually indulging in the spectacle that is the San Diego Comicon. I have no clue what to expect, no idea what I’ll see (if I don’t see someone dressed as a Stormtrooper/X-Men/Lady Death I’ll be sorely upset), and am ramping my anticipations up to finally find a copy of that FANTASTIC FOUR bootleg that seems to be more prevalent in the comic book community than any STD. On the work related tip, there will be a Trailer Park presentation, not mine but the Con’s own, and it seems like it has been a tradition there for a while, and I will most definitely be there to catch it no matter how short (a half a freaking hour? C’mon, that’s like 13 or so trailers. I could stand to watch a good hour or so before feeling like I’ve eaten a whole tub of Dryer’s Rocky Road.) I’ll be there trying to find any new trailers that make their debut. For those interested, I’ll be around many of the panels from studios that are pimping their 2005 projects and if you know you’re going to be at one (the schedules for most everything are up at the Con’s website) shoot me a note to tell me what you thought of whatever they show; be they clips, trailers or previews of any kind, I’d love to know. The panels that will by hyping CONSTANTINE and BATMAN BEGINS, for example, are just a couple that will hopefully be showcasing something noteworthy and if I get anything worth writing home about, I’ll do it right here.

Also, for those that just want to say hey, let me know if you’ll be around anywhere specific. For those who want to make the effort to actually tell me to my face what you think of the column here I’ll be armed with something that doesn’t entirely suck for you that will reward your honesty. I hope to holy heaven this will be worth the five hours it will take to drive there. The fun starts when I get there this morning, drunk with the idea that every girl who dresses up like Lady Death will be looking like the comic. Lord only knows the reality that awaits.

In trailer news, for those who eschew that sort of thing, you need to be checking out DANNY THE DOG which, I admit, sounds like Disney’s latest box office bomb. It’s dank, it’s gritty, it’s effective and there seems to be a lot of Jet Li in a role that looks to mix a little hardcore action with a sweetness that I don’t think we’ve been privy to before. Also, for those who want a little drama in their life check out the trailer for RAY. This biopic of Ray Charles’ life is not only timely, but, damn, if I wasn’t jazzed as all hell to see it. The movie actually has Dudley Dawson. Dudley “Booger” Dawson. Some are all butt hurt that this film is being released too close to Charles’ death and their arguments make no sense and hold no water. Ignore the naysayers and look at how Jamie Foxx actually has some genuine charisma and talent. It has to have been a cold one in Hades for me to have written that previous sentence.


TOUCH OF PINK (2004) Director:Ian Iqbal Rashid
Cast:Jimi Mistry, Kyle MacLachlan, Kristen Holden-Ried, Suleka Mathew
Release: July 16, 2004 (Limited)
Synopsis:A comic clash of cultures, values and sexuality, TOUCH OF PINK is a romantic comedy featuring Alim (Jimi Mistry), a young South Asian-Canadian, now living in London, who is so caught up in the romance, style and dreams of the old movies that he thinks he’s living with the spirit of Cary Grant (Kyle MacLachlan). But Alim’s ideal life in London with lover Giles (Kristen Holden-Ried) begins to unravel when his mother Nuru (Suleka Mathew) shows up. She’s come to London to find Alim a proper Ismaili-Muslim girlfriend and to convince him to come home to Canada and join the family for his cousin’s spectacular wedding. Once in Toronto, Alim’s different worlds begin to collide and he has to choose between his fantasy life with Cary and the earthier pleasures of real life.
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Prognosis: Positive. Kyle MacLachlan has a role not unlike Val Kilmer as Elvis in TRUE ROMANCE. In this film, however, Kyle is a psychological manifestation that acts like a sage for a young and confused gay man.

We are first introduced to Alim, the man who this movie revolves around, in his natural homestead element. He lives with a caring boyfriend who understands Alim’s need to hide his sexuality from his deeply religious mother who is coming to visit in London. And, as an Ismaili-Muslim, Alim recognizes the need to at once be true to who he is but, as we see in the trailer, hide any vestige of his homosexuality so she suspects nothing. It’s, essentially, your standard game of hiding your sexuality from your parents kind of film.

However, there are some elements that help buoy the trailer along.

One of the really nice things about this trailer is the music. Usually, the tunes used to pimp one of these modern comedies are loud, boisterous and usually involve Top 40 crap. The smoky piano jazz that gets some play, the seriousness of the comedic element played for effect instead of bombastic slapstick, all gives this trailer a very nurturing vibe. I envisioned a disco anthem so prevalent to so many other movies when a mother/father/family comes to visit and the inhabitants (be they a live-in girlfriend/boyfriend/barnyard animal) scramble to make themselves disappear.

I really appreciate the way it pokes fun at Alim’s need to hide himself. At one point MacLachlan tosses books up into the air, during the pre-hiding, labeling them as gay or as too sexual to be lying around. Alim’s inner voice tells him to come out to his mother but Cary Grant will hear none of that. Giles, his boyfriend, is introduced as his “roommate,” a term so derisively used even in modern day parlance that it’s nearly a cliché whenever it’s employed, and you all can just guess that hilarity ensues from that initial meeting. There’s the innuendo, the cat and mouse game of almost getting caught, all fairly standard stuff. What makes this movie stand out, overall, is the tone in which it is selling itself.

When you have a romantic comedy like this one certainly is, and is itself not ashamed for actually advertising itself as such, you have limited options. Most times with any other movie of this variety you see things glossed with a high studio shine and immediately have no love for them, read here: WIMBLEDON, but with this film it’s seriousness is endearing. Even though I can tell you how this is going to end just based on what I see going here, I have much more respect for this production simply because it’s played, ahem, straight. There a genuineness that coats everything and I appreciate the honesty and respect it shows for the material and not making it seem like a one joke is going to follow the other as our protagonist gets into zany misadventures.


DANNY THE DOG (2005) Director:Louis Leterrier
Cast:Morgan Freeman, Jet Li, Bob Hoskins, Kerry Condon, Christian Gazio, Silvio Simac
Release:TBA 2005
Synopsis:This is the story of Danny (Li), a slave who has lived his whole life without any sort of normal human education, with the mind and personality of a young child, with only one lesson learned: how to fight. Treated like a dog by his owner/boss, Bart (Hoskins) which includes having to wear a collar, Danny has been raised to be a lethal fighting machine who fights in illegal gladiator-style fight clubs, where he earns lots of money for Bart as the undisputed champion. After a car accident that lands Bart in a coma, however, Danny meets a kind elderly blind piano tuner (Freeman) on the run because he knows secrets some bad guys don’t want known, who uses music to teach Danny some things about the world and about being human.
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Prognosis: This deserves a Jeff Spicoli “Awesome. Totally Awesome.” This movie, even if you’re a marginal fan of Jet Li, looks like it could make up for THE ONE and LEATHAL WEAPON 4. With interest.

Not even slated to come out until 2005, this trailer for DANNY THE DOG fires on all cylinders and does not relent until the very end. With a soundtrack that’s partly Massive Attack and a visual style closer to a grittier, dirtier FIGHT CLUB, you can’t help but to feel excited watching this thing unfold. Since it’s hard to keep track of all the imagery going on (this thing seriously needs some Ritalin in some places) I’ll just break down the most vivid images.

There are images of a collar with the name Danny written in the back of it and it looks metallic, heavy. There’s a flash of a house, a piano, and the same weighty collar coming unlocked. Bob Hoskins, looking sharp in his suit and attitude, Massive Attack establishes a sonic foothold, walks with great possession of self through a dirty door. A close-up of him fades as the visage of a buff gimp (clad with even the mask) crushes a block of something with his head as Li and he go after each other. Cut to guys in suits, standing, in suits and ties, outside and in a straight line, firing automatic weaponry. Cut back to Jet Li delivering a punch to the face of the gimp as a stream of blood spills out the front.

The gimp falls.

Hoskins in a white suit appears, money is produced, and the collar is shown once more. Jet Li is now in an empty pool, kicking the veritable crap, snot, life out of some soft bitches who kneel before his Zod-ness. From out of nowhere, as if there’s even a somewhere to speak of in this thing, there’s an image a mother holding a baby and a piano. Morgan Freeman shows up.

This is when you get to relax and take a break.

Jet Li sits at a piano as Morgan Freeman saddles up next to the man who could easily turn his neck into a bow tie. Morgan asks Jet if he likes pianos. It’s hard for Jet to get the word out as the trailer starts to evolve into something else; something sweet enough that it reminds me of LEON. There’s a cute girl who tries to befriend Jet, spilling her life story to him, and us, at a breakneck pace. She mentions her parents died in a car wreck and there is a cool visual interjection of two cars crashing with awesome velocity. The girl kisses his cheek. Jet stammers to get out the fact his name is Danny. Then the collar comes back into play.

Discordant images flicker on the screen as Jet hugs Morgan and you are left with the sense that whatever goes down, and it seems that Hoskins is the living, breathing brother of Don Logan from SEXY BEAST, it will be fantastically bloody and violent. Not since Sloth from the GOONIES entered my life nearly two decades ago has the idea of having a man-pet turned into a device for muscle to get one’s way and defend those who would otherwise be defenseless been better realized.

It should come as no surprise that Luc Besson had a hand in writing this thing. Also, the guy who directed THE TRANSPORTER is the one behind the lens. Let us quietly hope that things stay as dark as they are here and don’t turn into a homogenized actioneer. Something very powerful is going on in this trailer.


WE DON’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE (2004) Director:John Curran
Cast:Mark Ruffalo, Laura Dern, Peter Krause, Naomi Watts, Sam Charles, Haili Page, Jennifer Bishop
Release: August 13, 2004 (Limited)
Synopsis:Mark Ruffalo, Laura Dern, Peter Krause and Naomi Watts star in the story of two couples in a New England college town whose lives become inextricably intertwined and turned upside-down in a tide of passion, heartbreak, humor and deceit. The film is directed by John Curran from a screenplay by Larry Gross, based on two short stories by Andre Dubus II (In the Bedroom).
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Prognosis: Positive. Quiet suburban life. A guitar plucks gently in the background.

Terry and Jack

There’s Laura Dern, looking as about as average-pretty as you would find a woman, and there’s also Mark Ruffalo, donning scraggly facial hair and is joshing around with his kids. There is a dinner party, the hallmark of true married life, and it mutely goes on while everyone enjoys their good spirits, fine wine, and quiet conversations. Cut to Mark then playing a little catch with the young’uns on his wonderfully kempt front yard.

Edith and Frank

Cheers to Nate Fisher himself, Peter Krause. A glass of champagne is raised in his honor. He kisses his wife, Naomi Watts. Life is fairly vanilla sweet for him.

How can we make things interesting? By making these men self-implode, that’s how.

In the next scene Jack and Frank are scoping out some bar boo-tay as Krause, after cruising the ass of some woman, tells Ruffalo to love everybody you can; kids, wife, then once, just once, try someone else just because it feels good. It’s right here, as if pinpointing the epicenter of the volcanic eruption that will surely kill them all, that Naomi Watts enters the literal picture and I’m so clear on Krause’s philosophy; I am a full fledged member of that man club mantra.

Of course, it should go without saying that Watts and Ruffalo hook up.

There’s some audio of Mark asking if he should stop with the whole coveting another man’s wife thing, twice he does this, and all I can think is “um”¦no, actually. You should continue the lies and deception until we all get a money shot off from Watts and only then are you allowed to stop, Dumbass.”

Krause and Ruffalo verbally tête-à-tête each other as one parries with a behavioral misstep here, going home with the other man’s wife there. Naomi does an impromptu dance with the luckiest leaf in the world as Mark seems bent on driving whatever happy home and family he had straight into the earth. For those who enjoyed his underwear scenes in ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND there’s a copious amount of chest hair on display for all your human sweater needs; it almost veers into hazardous Robin Williams’ territory and you can’t help but feel that someone should have at least offered to Epilady that thatch.

So, by the time we understand we’ve got some adulterous wife swapping going on we understand that even the kids know what’s going on and all that we get at the end is Dern, on the verbal edge of breaking down into hysterics, says how she’d like everything back the way it was; she wants her husband, life, children, all pieced back together again. Sorry to be a killjoy here but this film looks like to have a train wreck ending that I am eager to look at and admire.

Remember fellas, even though you have a Dern at home, no matter tempting the Watts, you’ve got to just let it go. You’ll only end up a cinematic cliché which is most certainly how things will turn out here. Although, for Watts, I might consider drinking heavily, hitting it like an Ike and Tina Turner Saturday Night Fight, and simply transfer my guilt onto the booze. It could work. I would make it work.

Now, a serious note about the man who wrote the original story this movie is based off of: Andre Dubus. The man was a legendary storyteller and his subjects were usually men and women who found themselves at their very worst. He wrote some of literature’s best short stories in the 20th century, his work was adapted for 2001’s hug fest, IN THE BEDROOM, and was renowned for his inability to keep a marriage together; he was twice divorced and had six kids to try and tell him he wasn’t a complete fuck-up. So, his pain is your gain in this Cinderella tale of enchantment and infidelity.


GINGER SNAPS III (2004) Director: Grant Harvey
Cast: Emily Perkins, Katharine Isabelle, Nathaniel Arcand
Release: September 7, 2004
Synopsis: Set in 19th Century Canada, Brigette and her sister Ginger take refuge in a Traders’ Fort which later becomes under siege by some savage werewolves. And an enigmatic Indian hunter decides to help the girls, but one of the girls has been bitten by a werewolf. Brigitte and Ginger may have no one to turn to but themselves.
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Prognosis: Negative, because I won’t see it in theaters. Positive, because I’ll want to rent it as soon as it comes out. Some slightly lesbonic werewolves? I’ll be right there.

The first image we get off this trailer is of an open forest. It’s wide with tall trees and sunlight breaks through the branches. The ground is snowy, twisted roots shoot out horizontally. A dream catcher (standard issue for every idiot in the Southwest with a pick-up truck or an AMC Pacer.) hangs outstretched. As the images of a pristine forest roll slowly by I think one thought: where the hell are the werewolves?

Cut to some Scot, wearing a beret with a fuzzy dingleberry on top of it, stands at the entrance to a door with a rifle. Two women struggle to make it through an archway that seems to lead to a desolate town square. We see the ladies, pale and slightly lifeless, hobble though a male gauntlet made up of Friar Tuck who looks like he stole Wolverine’s sideburns, a rifleman who looks like a lost member of The Hives, an Indian who looks ready to open a sixer of whoop-ass on any pale face looking to talk smack about firewater or peyote, and we get a quick look at a dude who I swear is the identical twin of that impish twerp from TANGO AND CASH who framed Stallone and Russell based on faked audio tapes but those guys went back and settled the score, big time, though. Before I can seriously contemplate whether it was or was the twerp, a flash of the titular flesh eating monster quickly juts into focus and is gone just as fast. Some feasting goes on, one of the chicks admits that something bit her (Ooo”¦bet you don’t know where that little Information Nugget will lead), and before I can start paying attention on any one thing, as this trailer is spinning faster than a drunken carnie behind the power switch for the Tilt-A-Whirl, two chicks are making out with each other in a hallway. (Cue slow Saxaphone).

After I rewind a few times we next get another woman into the mix who is holding a dagger, looking like a neo-suburban Goth who wants to “look the part” by dressing up in blankets and applying thick white foundation. Next, ol’ Friar Tuck himself starts telling somebody (ah, who the hell cares at this point) about sinfulness as one of the original pair of women is drenched in blood as she lay in bed, there’s a flash of a white face with spatters of blood on it, maggots swimming in blood, our Indian hero is killing something that wants to fight back, a dude is ready to kill someone with a hatchet, a woman holds two torches at once as she twists around like Indy in a snake-filled room, Indian man gets a dead-on hit against an invading werewolf, and then all hell is unleashed as every last remaining moment is filled with how this outpost in the middle of nowhere defends itself against a werewolf invasion. We do, though, get more pictures of bloody maggots, so that’s nice. I would go on to explain exactly what else in this thing but, suffice to say, it’s chockfull of violence, lesbians (two chicks at the same time kissing makes them honorary members no matter what), and fire; you can put aside any feelings about how terrible this movie is going to be as long as those three things are still in there at the end. Further confirming my suspicions is that the guy directing the film did a movie called AMERICAN BEER a few years ago. AMERICAN BEER. Something tells me this flick is mere inches away from the direct-to-video market. Great trailer, though.


RAY (2004) Director: Taylor Hackford
Cast: Jamie Foxx, Regina King, Kerry Washington, Curtis Armstrong
Release: October 29, 2004
Synopsis: Born in a poor African American town in central Florida, Ray Charles went blind at the age of 7. With the staunch support of his determined single mother, he developed the fierce resolve, wit and incredible talent that would eventually enable him to overcome not only Jim Crow Racism and the cruel prejudices against the blind, but also discover his own sound which revolutionized American popular music. Nonetheless, as Ray’s unprecedented fame grew, so did his weakness for drugs and women, until they threatened to strip away the very things he held most dear. This little known story of Ray Charles’ meteoric rise from humble beginnings, his successful struggle to excel in a sighted world and his eventual defeat of his own personal demons make for an inspiring and unforgettable true story of human triumph.
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Prognosis: So positive, I went out and bought a Ray Charles CD. Damn, if that wasn’t one of the better trailers I’ve seen in months.

I can’t tell you how inexorably Ray Charles is connected to my film consciousness. From his spectacular showmanship in the BLUES BROTHERS to the music playing as a soundtrack for the comedic goings-on as Del O’Griffith tries to steer a station wagon with his crotch in PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES with Mess Around playing on the car stereo and to the more muted moments of “Georgia” playing in a scene from Quantum Leap that I’ll never soon forget, Ray was music. He embodied soul and its essence.

I know the easy joke here, and probably when people go to review it later, to look at Jaime Foxx and bag on his obvious lack of movie credibility. It would be so easy to joke about it that it might cloud some judgments that will not see how his performance here needs to be seen out of the purview of all those other craptastic pieces of cinematic puke. I am not a fan but, man, this trailer stirs something inside if you simply let it.

I’m not sure if it was the music, the direction or the amazing supporting cast but there is really nothing I could say that would make me believe that this trailer didn’t deliver on all the major points.

This thing opens up and Ray is a kid. He isn’t yet blind as he looks up into a scraggly tree. Its branches are bare save for a dozen colored bottles hanging from its frail fingers and his mother lets him, and us, know he is on his way to losing his sight. He’s taught piano before his world darkens and the next thing we know, or are let to see, is Ray taking the stage in what is, ostensibly, one of his first gigs. He knocks over the chair that sits in front of the piano; people find it amusing, and then the opening electric piano bars of “What’d I Say” start in. The screen gets smoky and you can feel the forward momentum of this thing.

Foxx is shown as quite the ladies man, wooing a young woman at a restaurant, as scenes from his recording days flash by. Lest you think it’s just Foxx carrying this movie, Dudley “Booger” Dawson, Curtis Armstrong for those not in the know, appears on screen as a confidant to Ray. Clips from Ray’s nightclub days play quickly, but not frenetic, and we’re given sound bites just to make sure everyone is on the same page when it comes to his accomplishments. He was the first one to meld R&B and gospel and, at one time, he was rivaling Frank Sinatra with the kind of recording clout he possessed.

Of course, there were some downsides. Foxx is shown freaking out in a bathroom, the pure white light from the outside spilling onto the screen, as his addiction to drugs gets out of control and threatens to topple every last thing he had created. There are the moments of violence, the overwhelming celebrity he was thrust into and we’re given the feeling that even though he was adored by so many he was always alone in the dark behind those glasses.

The man directing behind the lens, Taylor Hackford, has made some great, and not great, flicks. He was the one who gave me a consistent way to annunciate “Mayo”¦Naise” through Louis Gossett Jr. in OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN but he was also the one responsible for inflicting the pain that was PROOF OF LIFE on us all a few years back. Since this film doesn’t have a whimpering, simpering, whining, crying, hysterical Meg Ryan I’m feeling like we’ll be safe on that front.

Comics in Context #46: The United States of Spider-Man

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:23 am

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Superman traditionally fights for “truth, justice and the American way,” and he belongs to the Justice League of America. Captain America wears a costume patterned after the American flag and upholds classic American ideals. Will Eisner’s superhero version of Uncle Sam is literally the spirit of America. And now, Spider-Man is being portrayed in his movies as a hero who represents America.

Not so long ago this would have seemed so unlikely. Superman and Captain America are establishment figures, acclaimed by the American public of their fictional worlds. Spider-Man is far from being a member of the establishment. He is pilloried by the news media, in the form of J. Jonah Jameson and his Daily Bugle. Spider-Man is mistrusted and feared by much, perhaps even most, of New York City’s citizenry. Often during his career he has been an outlaw, wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit. He is a vigilante, operating without either the official sanction granted to the Fantastic Four and the Avengers, or even the unofficial cooperation Commissioner Gordon gives Batman.

At the end of Superman II, the title hero carries the American flag back to the White House, having thwarted the takeover of the country by General Zod and his cohorts from the Phantom Zone. As if echoing that image, the first Spider-Man movie ended with Spider-Man executing a spectacular series of web-slinging maneuvers amid the Manhattan skyline, culminating with a shot of Spider-Man and the American flag. At the time the film came out, I assumed that this was a patriotic gesture by the filmmakers in the wake of the 9/11 attacks.

One of Marvel Comics’ own principal responses to 9/11 was J. Michael Straczynski’s Amazing Spider-Man issue set amid the ruins of the World Trade Center. It was Spider-Man’s series, not Captain America’s, that was chosen for such a story. I would guess that this was because Spider-Man has become Marvel’s flagship solo star.

And now, Spider-Man 2 also ends with flag-waving. (I offer my usual caution: this column about the movie will discuss plot developments and the ending, things that those of you who have not yet seen the film may not wish to read about yet.) As Spider-Man, with his renewed dedication to his crimefighting career, swings through the city, alerted by police sirens to a new mission, the audience sees American flags hanging over one of Manhattan’s main streets. (Intentionally or not, this concluding shot reminds me of similar images that conclude the current Metropolitan Museum of Art retrospective of the American Impressionist Childe Hassam: his most famous works are patriotically-inspired paintings of large American flags hovering above Manhattan’s streets.)

The movies’ director, Sam Raimi, and his collaborators are clearly, intentionally making a point about Spider-Man as a symbol of America. It would seem that Straczynski and others at Marvel may be consciously or unconsciously moving towards the same idea.

So what is it that makes Spider-Man a symbol of America?

Part of it is that Spider-Man seems to strike a chord in viewers following the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. (In this column we’ve seen the influence of 9/11 in Chris Claremont’s X-Men, Neil Gaiman’s 1602, and Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Strikes Again.)

In Newsweek’s cover story on Spider-Man 2 (June 28, 2004), writer Sean Smith contends that “Much has been made of the fact that Spider-Man was the first post-9/11 blockbuster, and the conventional wisdom is that the film was a phenomenon because America needed heroes again. But maybe it’s something more. To the rest of the world, the superhero symbol of the United States is Superman ““ broad-shouldered, unconflicted, virtually indestructible. For decades, we’ve preferred to see ourselves that way, too. Spider-Man is none of these things. He’s burdened by self-doubt. He wants to do the right thing, but isn’t always sure what that is. He’s constantly forced to choose between helping others and helping himself. He looks tough, but he’s easily injured. In America after September 11, Superman was who we wanted to be. Spider-Man was who we were.”

Critic Andrew Sarris in The New York Observer (July 8, 2004) likewise notes that, unlike Superman and Batman, Spider-Man in the new movie “is strikingly vulnerable ““ we get to see him in a state of powerlessness and helplessness….”

For Smith, to turn to Spider-Man is to recognize our limitations as a nation. For New York Times columnist and media critic Frank Rich, Spider-Man is a role model for post-9/11 Americans. In his July 11, 2004 column Rich declares that “Spider-Man wants to vanquish evil, but he doesn’t want to be reckless about it. Like the reluctant sheriff of an old western, he fights back only when a bad guy strikes first, leaving him with no other alternative.” (Rich has here stumbled onto one of the links between the superhero genre, a heroic myth for the contemporary urban United States, and that earlier myth for a more rural America, the western.) Reminding his readers that Spider-Man stars in a Fourth of July movie, Rich continues, “As a man locked in a war against terror, Peter Parker could not be further removed from the hubristic bravura of Mr. George W. Bush and his own cinematic model, the Tom Cruise of Top Gun. There’s nothing triumphalist about Spider-Man. . . .”

Indeed, since the movies’ Spider-Man just sees himself as doing his duty, he does not rejoice in his victories over the Green Goblin and Doctor Octopus. In the films, moreover, these were both men whom he liked before the accidents that drove them criminally insane. And in the comics, though Spider-Man may have a good laugh over discomfiting a villain, he doesn’t take time to boast or celebrate: there’s always some new problem lying just ahead.

Rich concludes about Spider-Man 2, “It gives us a selfless wartime hero unlike any on the national stage, and it promotes a credo of justice without vindictiveness.”

Yet though the Spider-Man 2 movies came out in 2002 and 2004, they are mostly faithful to the spirit of the Spider-Man of the comics, who first appeared in 1962, in the midst of President John F. Kennedy’s administration, which proudly asserted that America “would pay any price, bear any burden” to defend freedom.

How odd that Spider-Man, as described by Smith and Rich, was a product of that time. Or is it? The debacle of the Bay of Pigs invasion had occurred the year before. 1962 was the year of the Cuban Missile Crisis, when the world came to the brink of nuclear annihilation.

Whether in 1962 or 2004, Spider-Man counters the notion of the American hero who is omnipotent, who is always right, and whose confidence in his goals and choices is unshaken. Perhaps this reflects Stan Lee’s well-known midlife creative crisis just before he co-created Fantastic Four in 1961, when he questioned his own purpose in continuing to work in comics. On a broader scale, perhaps the creation of Spider-Man anticipates the shift in liberal political thought over the course of the 1960s: by the end of the decade millions would be questioning American involvement in the war in Vietnam.

There’s still more to Spider-Man 2‘s revisionism towards America’s standard self-image. I was struck and surprised by something that Peter Parker / Spider-Man tells Mary Jane Watson, the woman he loves, towards the end of the second movie.

Up to that point the film has shown how Peter’s commitment to rescuing people from danger as Spider-Man has had serious negative repercussions on his everyday life. He has been fired from his job, which couldn’t have paid much to begin with; he is failing his courses at Columbia University; he is disappointing and even alienating people he cares about, including Mary Jane herself. He is virtually alone, nearly broke, seemingly doomed to failure in his education, and hence in his future career as a scientist, and in his personal life if he continues along the path of being Spider-Man.

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Nowadays, after four decades of Spider-Man 2 comics, with several new issues every month, writers would probably think it boring to keep writing about the perennial misfortune that Stan Lee put into Peter Parker’s life. But the filmmakers did a great job of sharpening our awareness of Peter’s continual troubles, presenting a whole spectrum from minor, annoying mishaps (like the scene in the laundromat) to major concerns, like Peter’s guilty awareness of the deaths he helped bring about: those of his Uncle Ben and his friend Harry Osborn’s father (whom Harry did not know was the criminal Green Goblin). One can see how this continual drumbeat of adversity wears Peter down to the point of renouncing what he regards as the source of all his problems: his life as Spider-Man.So Peter literally throws away his costume, in a new version of Stan Lee and John Romita, Sr.’s classic comics story, “Spider-Man No More,” intending to lead a successful, normal life.

And Peter finds that he can’t: there is a limit to his ability to ignore the urgings of his conscience to help the people around him. The turning point comes when Doctor Octopus abducts Mary Jane right before the eyes of Peter Parker (who at that point seems as if he might have literally lost his super-powers). He resumes his Spider-Man persona and abilities. Later, Peter explicitly tells the rescued Mary Jane that he has learned that one has to do what is right even if it means giving up the “dream.”

This is really an astonishing statement. The concept of the “dream,” or, rather, the “American dream” of success, is so thoroughly a part of American culture, and hence of American popular culture as well. In America, it is said, with ambition, talent and perseverance, anyone can become a success in his career, anyone can become rich, and anyone can even become President, recognized by the rest of the populace as their leader. Despite all the social changes over the last several decades, people in America are still expected to marry the person he or she loves, ideally for life, have children, and get a house in the suburbs.

Typically, we would expect a movie hero to do the right thing, overcome his opponents, and get the girl, win the acclaim he deserves, and gain material rewards as a result of his efforts.

The “dream” is even part of the X-Men legend. Professor Xavier and his students strive towards achieving his vision of a world in which mutants and “baseline” humans live together in peace and harmony, however distant the realization of that dream may be in the future, if ever.

But in Spider-Man 2 Peter Parker rejects the American dream, at least as a goal for himself. He tells Mary Jane that there is something more important than “the dream,” presumably meaning success in leading a “normal” life and even in romantic love. What Peter sees as more important is doing what is right; this is his reworking of his late Uncle Ben’s guiding maxim that “With great power must come great responsibility.”

In his review of Spider-Man 2 in The New York Times (June 29, 2004), critic A. O. Scott says that in the first movie, “the hero was forced to choose between superhuman powers and the earthly charms of Kirsten Dunst,” by whom he means Mary Jane, the character this actress portrays.

His use of the word “earthly” to describe Mary Jane is intriguing. As Spider-Man, Peter Parker is driven by the demands of conscience: having inadvertently been responsible through inaction for the death of his uncle, Peter refuses to allow any other innocent person to come to harm if he can help it.

Uncle Ben has become a saintly figure, perhaps literally so: he even makes an appearance, actual or imagined by Peter, from beyond the grave in this second movie to advise Peter. (The parallel is the late Norman Osborn’s similar visitation ““ real or imagined ““ to his son Harry towards the end of the movie, casting Norman in the role of a devil. Whereas Ben beckons Peter to follow the path of what’s right, only to be rejected, Norman tempts Harry towards vengeance, and Harry is on the verge of succumbing.)

By resuming his duties as Spider-Man, Peter chooses the path of conscience. He is following a higher moral calling than that of most people. In his dedication to moral ideals and responsibilities, Peter/Spider-Man is following what could be termed a spiritual path. Mary Jane could indeed be described as “earthly,” not simply because she represents potential sexual fulfillment for Peter, but because a successful relationship with her is part of the “dream” that Peter believes his life as Spider-Man prevents him from having.

I am reminded of an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in its later seasons, in which one of the supporting characters abruptly has an epiphany, and realizes that Buffy will never have a good, prosperous job. The reason is that she has to devote most of her time to the higher purpose she has been assigned: the role of the Slayer in combating supernatural evil. I’ve long thought that Buffy is influenced as much by Spider-Man 2 as by X-Men: here’s a case in point. Season 2 even ended with a variation on “Spider-Man No More,” with Buffy, her personal life having collapsed in ruins, takes a bus out of town, abandoning her duties and even as we learn in the first episode of Season 3, her identity. (In that same episode she undergoes the same kind of moral reawakening that Peter has in Spider-Man 2 and resumes her Slayer career.) Occasionally the Buffy season would even remind the audience that with her life of continual combat, its heroine could not expect to live even into middle age.

Leading his life as Spider-Man thus becomes an ongoing form of self-sacrifice for Peter Parker. He gives up his own chances for conventional forms of success in order to ensure the safety of others, so they can lead normal, happy lives instead.

Whether in the comics or the movies, Spider-Man 2 is not an explicitly religious series. But superhero stories are a form of secular mythology, and they do deal with moral values. In sacrificing the normal goals of material success and sexual fulfillment in order to pursue a higher moral purpose, Spider-Man is even like a priest or monk. George Lucas thinks along the same lines in his Star Wars mythos, depicting his Jedi Knights as celibate members of a pseudo-religious order dedicated to serving the Force.

Or think of the end of The Lord of the Rings. Aragorn receives the conventional rewards for heroism: kingship, marriage to his true love, acclaim by his people, wealth. As for the two lead hobbits, Frodo and Sam enact a similar archetypal pairing as that of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza, the quester pursuing a vision of duty, and his loyal, more practical-minded servant (hence Sam’s continual references to “Mr. Frodo”). Sam is the more “earthly” one of the two, and it is he who achieves a conventional middle-class vision of happiness as his reward: a wife and children and their own home in the ‘burbs, er, the Shire. In contrast with these two, Frodo, permanently changed by his experiences, apparently cannot return to a “normal” way of life or find happiness and fulfillment there. Instead he ends up sailing off with Bilbo, Gandalf and the elves to a land of the immortals, which, especially considering that Bilbo seems near death, appears to be a metaphor for the hereafter. Having followed something of a spiritual quest (to destroy evil), Frodo can no longer stay in the material world.

So “earthly” Sam finds love in the mortal world; “spiritual” Frodo does not. Similarly, whereas George Lucas leads us to expect a possible romance between Luke and Leia in the original Star Wars, he ends up establishing them as brother and sister. The Jedi Knight (and spiritual quester) Luke remains single (in the movies, anyway), and Leia instead becomes romantically involved with the decidedly “earthly” Han Solo.

If J. K. Rowling follows this archetypal pattern, who do you think is more likely to wind up as Hermione’s boyfriend in the last Harry Potter book: Harry or Ron?

(And now to go off on a momentary tangent, comparing the Tolkien and Rowling mythologies to Spider-Man reminds me that these two fantasy writers both employ gigantic spiders as horrific monsters. Aside from E. B. White’s Charlotte’s Web, spiders tend not to be positive figures in fiction. Though this may not have been Stan Lee’s conscious intention, I wonder if part of the reason for the general mistrust of Spider-Man in his series is the fact that people have a negative reaction to spiders, especially if they are as big as or bigger than human beings.

Comics aficionados may be so used to Spider-Man that they overlook the idea that a human being who scurries up walls and shoots webbing might well seem monstrous at first glance. Stan Lee has stated on numerous occasions that he initially met resistance to naming the character “Spider-Man” because he was told nobody likes spiders. And in Spider-Man’s comics stories, most people don’t like Spider-Man.)

Though written in the 1950s, The Lord of the Rings first achieved widespread popularity as a cultural phenomenon in the 1960s, as Spider-Man did. Recently seeing the Spider-Man 2 movies and rewatching the recent Rings movies, I am struck by a major parallel. Frodo does not embark on his quest out of a sense of adventure or a longing for glory, but out of a sense of moral duty and a realization (that others confirm) that he is the only one capable of bearing the evil Ring to destruction while resisting being corrupted by it (better than others could, anyway). He takes no pleasure in his quest: being the Ringbearer is a burden that increasingly weighs down upon his spirits, inducing anguish, depression, and even, towards the end, despair. Like Peter in “Spider-Man No More” and Spider-Man 2, Frodo even tries to give up this moral burden (as when he offers the Ring to Galadriel) only to discover that he can’t. In the third film and book, when Sam has carried the Ring for a while, Frodo even takes it back from him, explaining that the Ring would “destroy” his friend. (Surely some critic has likened Frodo’s dilemma to the Gospels’ scene in the Garden of Gethsemene.) As noted above, bearing the Ring has rendered Frodo unfit for conventional happiness in the “normal” world: he is sacrificing himself so that Sam and others can enjoy the kind of happy, normal lives he will never have.

So too, as I explained in last week’s installment, the movies’ Peter Parker seems to take no real joy in being Spider-Man. Watching the first film again last week, I noticed that sometimes Spider-Man utters an excited whoop when he swings through the city, but that’s not dramatically interesting. In the first film Spider-Man also makes some stabs at the familiar Spidey witty repartee, which falls flat. In the second film the whoops and most of the attempted witticisms are gone.

Now Spider-Man’s “power” and “responsibility” are both burdens, ruining his personal life. A. O. Scott rightly observes in his review that Peter is suffering from “depression.”

That reminds me of the controversial sixth season of Buffy. Normally in the first five seasons she, like Spider-Man in the comics, took a certain pleasure in exercising her powers in battle while verbally jabbing at her opponents with jokes. But in Season Six, though the word is rarely used, Buffy falls into a serious state of depression and increasingly neglects her Slayer responsibilities; even after reaccepting these duties, she remains somber in outlook in Season Seven, far removed from the master of repartee of the earlier years. And remember how the TV series ends: now that other women have been endowed with Slayer powers, Faith and Willow point out to Buffy that she is no longer the sole “Chosen One” for her mission, and we are left with the sight of Buffy smiling in relief that her burden has been lessened.

No such luck for Peter Parker in Spider-Man 2, who resumes his moral responsibilities but does so realizing he has to surrender the “dream.”

This is true to the spirit of Stan Lee and Steve Ditko’s first Spider-Man 2 story in Amazing Fantasy #15 back in 1962. This remains a startlingly dark and disturbing story. The first movie, which retells Spider-Man’s origin, includes his redemption by becoming the hero who defeats the Green Goblin and saves Mary Jane, a tram full of kids, and many others. Lee and Ditko’s first Spider-Man 2 story provides no such happy ending: it concludes with Spider-Man’s discovery of his own role in his uncle’s death, and with the hero walking into the darkness of night, weighed down by a sense of patricidal guilt and remembering Ben’s words about responsibility. It is clear at that moment that Spider-Man’s crimefighting career will really be an endless effort at expiating his own sin. (The second movie has a strong scene in which Peter confesses to Aunt May how he failed to stop the Burglar who killed Uncle Ben. She eventually forgives Peter, but it is clear he has not forgiven himself.)

The comics’ origin story even addresses the topic of the “American dream” of fame and fortune. Spider-Man/Peter initially uses his new super-powers for personal gain. In the first movie Peter simply enters a wrestling contest to win enough money to buy himself a new car with which to impress Mary Jane. The wrestling world he enters is a tawdry, small time milieu. In Lee and Ditko’s origin, Peter thinks bigger: he goes on from the wrestling match to launching himself into a high profile show business career, appearing on television. But, though this is more upscale than the wrestling, Spider-Man’s show business career is still portrayed as crassly materialistic, and worse, as immoral. In the movie Peter Parker lets the Burglar escape out of a sense of resentment towards the man the Burglar robbed, who had just cheated Peter. In the comics version, it is show biz Spidey, a male diva in the making, full of his own ego, who lets the Burglar escape out of a sense that he’s too important to sully his hands with matters that are none of his business. So we see that the dual personality aspect of Spider-Man/Peter has already emerged. In fact, show biz Spidey was far different in personality from everyday Peter than superhero Spidey is. Show Biz Spidey really was Peter’s version of Mr. Hyde: after all those years of being bullied, now he turns arrogant, taking on the same mindset as the Big Men on Campus who lorded it over him. Despite his claims of wanting to make money for Ben and May, this Peter Parker was really out for Number One. (In the 1980s Peter B. Gillis wrote a remarkable What If story in which Uncle Ben was not killed, and Peter Parker became a nasty, amoral Hollywood mini-mogul.)

Ben’s death shakes Peter out of his complacent, egocentric selfishness. Show Biz Spidey was a particularly American form of the dark side of the ubermensch concept: the man who sets himself above other people as their superior. After Ben’s death and his capture of the Burglar, Spider-Man recognizes himself as a member of the community of mankind. He will sacrifice his own happiness and welfare to ensure that no one else comes to harm.

Ironically, as Lee and Ditko begin showing in Amazing Spider-Man #1, after Ben’s death, once Peter dedicates himself to helping others, his show business career collapses, largely due to the way J. Jonah Jameson turns the fickle public against him. When Spider-Man was chasing fame and fortune, the public loved him; after he becomes a true hero, Jameson accuses him of being merely a “glory-hound.” It’s as if Spider-Man will pay for the rest of his career for that aspect of his initial arrogance as well.

So it is that Lee and Ditko quickly establish the money worries that have plagued Peter Parker off and on ever since. The first movie was remarkable in dealing with this theme of people’s economic vulnerability.

Uncle Ben was downsized at an age when it would be difficult for him to find a new job. Mary Jane must work at a downscale waitressing job, clearly beneath her real abilities. Jameson characteristically tries to pay Peter as little as possible for his photos, and even tries to persuade him that working freelance, rather than as a regular staff member, is a Good Thing. (And doesn’t that hit home with some of us?) Even the wealthy Norman Osborn, at the other end of the economic spectrum, faced the threat of being forced out of his own company. (This was one of the reasons his mind snapped and he became the Green Goblin.) The second movie continues the theme of economic instability. While Peter’s contemporaries are doing better than he is (Harry was born rich, Mary Jane is doing well as an actress and model), Peter loses his bottom-of-the-barrel job as a pizza delivery boy. Unable to get a loan from her bank, Aunt May loses her home. (How can Peter afford attending Columbia University? Though the movie does not say so, he must be on full scholarship, which he presumably would lose if he keeps failing his courses.)

(Here’s another tangent. Why is it that Spider-Man 2 shows Mary Jane acting onstage in Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Earnest?

I expect the ghost of Dr. Frederic Wertham might say this is a coded indication of gay sensibility in the film, but I don’t think so. One easy answer is that Earnest is in the public domain, so the filmmakers didn’t have to pay for the rights to excerpt a play. Nor did screenwriter Alvin Sargent have to invent an excerpt from some fictional play. In his column in The New York Times (July 11, 2003) critic Frank Rich points out the film’s positive attitude towards literature. “In Spider-Man 2 they seem determined to remind us that it is a civilization, not merely a crowd of extras, that is the target of attack. The hero, Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire), turns to poetry to woo his girl next door, Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst). She is an actress appearing in The Importance of Being Earnest” Rich might also have mentioned that Dr. Octopus’s wife Rosalie is an English teacher with an especial interest in the works of T. S. Eliot; it is after she dies that he goes mad, as if having symbolically lost the sensibility she represented.

But here I think is the real reason Earnest turns up in Spider-Man 2. In an excerpt we see Mary Jane perform, there is a reference to “secret lives.” Earnest is a comedy in which the two male leads tell false stories about themselves, and one even adopts a false name, in order to court young women (including the one MJ plays). In other words, this is a play involving secret identities. In the end one of the male leads even discovers the truth about his mysterious parentage, and hence his true identity. So surely you can see the relevance of Earnest to the story of a young man with two identities who loves a young women, and how they both come to accept his dual personas.

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Spider-Man debuted in 1962; compare him to another iconic pop culture figure who first made the transition from novels to the movies that same year: James Bond. Not only is Bond presented as the embodiment of cool, which Peter Parker has never been, but he is also an emblem of economic success. Just how Bond does it is unclear: either he is independently wealthy, gets paid an enormous salary for a government employee, or has an unlimited expense account. Yet Bond seems to have all the trappings of wealth and the high life that he could want, as well as an endless succession of women as lovers. As noted, this is decidedly not true of Spider-Man. Then again, though serving his country, Bond is not particularly idealistic or spiritual: he is in fact a cold-blooded killer. Though he operates on behalf of his nation or the free world, Bond seems unconcerned with the welfare of individuals he does not personally know, whereas Spider-Man would risk his life for a stranger as a matter of moral principle. Bond has an “earthly” moral code and “earthly” rewards.

The ’60s were a time of prosperity, and Bond fits right in. Perhaps Peter Parker’s money worries reflect the fact that Stan Lee was a child of the Great Depression of the 1930s. (Now, of course, the movies’ concern with economic hardship reflect the problematic state of the U. S. economy since the year 2000.) But Lee and Ditko also seem to be questioning what is the point of following a career track to prosperity if it means sacrificing morality? In this, the Spider-Man 2 comic, created in the early 1960s, seems to anticipate the attitudes of the counterculture that arose among Baby Boomers later in that decade. (Many of you may wish here to consider how Lee’s and the Boomers’ attitudes towards careers and wealth may have changed again following the 1960s.)

But, you may argue, is the “dream” really out of reach for the movies’ Peter Parker, at least as far as true love is concerned?

Recall how the end of the third Star Trek movie explicitly reversed the apparent moral of the second. In the second “the one” ““ Spock ““ sacrifices himself for the sake of “the many.” In the third, “the many” ““ Kirk and the “Enterprise” crew ““ risk their lives for the sake of “the one,” to bring Spock back to life.

Similarly, the end of Spider-Man 2 reverses the seeming point of the end of the previous movie. At the end of the first Spider-Man 2 Peter rejects the idea of a romantic relationship with Mary Jane and tells her they can only be “friends.” He’s decided that if any of Spider-Man’s enemies found out who he was and that he loved her, her life would be endangered. (And indeed, the Green Goblin had nearly murdered her earlier in the movie.) I wasn’t the only one dissatisfied with this ending. Indeed, Peter’s happy smile as he walked away from the deeply distraught Mary Jane in the cemetery seemed to convey the wrong message: that loving a woman wasn’t important compared with Guy Stuff like beating up super-villains.)

But in the second movie, though Peter tries to keep Mary Jane from learning he is Spider-Man, she nonetheless learns the truth. (This is another parallel with Tim Burton’s Batman.) He insists that they cannot become a couple, and, indeed, she’s already been attacked in both films by super-villains who know she’s connected with Spider-Man/Peter Parker.

And so Mary Jane is set to marry her alternate choice, astronaut John Jameson, son of Jonah. There is a fancy wedding scene, conveying that the two Jameson men and their social circle represent the Establishment in wealth and prestige. Marrying into this world would be achieving the American dream of success. And the traditional end of a comedy is a wedding, about which the community gathers.

But this is the Wrong Wedding: this is the Old Order that Mary Jane must abandon, and so she does. Instead Mary Jane never arrives at the ceremony, but runs off in her wedding gown. Critic Andrew Sarris correctly points out to the feminist angle here: “If Mary Jane is to leave him her fianc¿ (at the altar as so many of her Hollywood sisters did in the past), she’ll have to do it on her own and without any help from Peter or the scriptwriters.” It’s entirely her decision. It’s like the end of The Graduate if Katharine Ross’s character had run out on her wedding without Dustin Hoffman’s character prompting her to do so.

Fleeing a ceremony exemplifying wealth and social success, Mary Jane arrives in the realm of poverty, the world of a person excluded from that society: Peter Parker’s apartment. There she tells him that she chooses him as the right man for her, and that she is willing to risk the possible dangers he warned her about. It’s notable that she’s still in the wedding gown: this scene isn’t literally a marriage, but figuratively it is the wedding that concludes the film, the union of the hero and heroine. She is in a sense proposing to him, and he accepts.

And why does this work for the movie? In his review of Spider-Man 2, Andrew Sarris gets the point exactly: He notes that Spider-Man and Mary Jane each at times face possible death, “a fate they face with superheroic sangfroid. This is the grace note of their final union ““ Mary Jane Watson is found to be worthy as much as he is found brave enough to make a commitment to his sweetheart, despite the danger in which his crime-fighting prowess places her. We’re back in the Middle Ages of knights and lady loves. . . .” Significantly, Sarris goes on to speak of “the overwhelming spirituality of the camera’s love affair with Ms. Dunst. I haven’t seen such luminous close-ups since the great screen stars of Hollywood’s Golden Age. Who would have thought that Mr. Raimi. . .would light up the screen with such a chaste depiction of love, and without a trace of lechery?”

Spider-Man 2 is not following the archetypal pattern of separating the “spiritual” higher moral mission from the “earthly” life of love and family. Peter and Mary Jane can be united because she has effectively joined his mission. Her courage and the strength of her love for Peter enables her to be willing to accept the potential dangers he and she would face together. As Sarris says, she has proved “worthy.” She participates in his mission by accepting it, and becoming Peter’s confidant and main support; maybe that’s one reason Sarris senses a “spirituality” in the way Mary Jane is depicted in the film. Sarris is also right that Peter demonstrates bravery in accepting Mary Jane’s offer of romance: having lost Uncle Ben, he is now risking further emotional pain should harm befall Mary Jane.

Now one might say that the happy ending of Spider-Man 2 is cheerfully ironic: Peter Parker had to renounce the “dream” in order to receive it. But has he really achieved the “American Dream”?

The Times review of political writer David Brooks’ book On Paradise Drive (June 23, 2004) quotes Brooks as writing, “Born in abundance, inspired by opportunity, nurtured in imagination, spiritualized by a sense of God’s blessing and call, and realized in ordinary life day by day, this Paradise Spell is the controlling ideology of American life. . .Just beyond the next ridge., just with the next entrepreneurial scheme or. . .the next political hero. . .or the next true love. . .there is this spot you can get to where all tensions will melt, all time pressures are relieved, and all contentment can be realized. . . .” The reviewer, Joyce Maynard, then asks, “Who would ever mistake that for a description of any country but the United States?”

That’s not Peter Parker’s United States. He’s never going to arrive at Paradise. The day after the final scene of Spider-Man 2, he’ll still have trouble making his rent, the Daily Bugle will still be smearing his reputation, and he still risks being gunned down any night by any common crook.

The difference is that now he has a loving companion with whom to share his life. Sam Raimi told Newsweek that “Peter’s living a life out of balance. He thinks he’s got to make this journey alone, but he doesn’t realize that to love someone is nor to shield them from the truth, but to share it with them.”

Yet there is no guarantee of living happily ever after with Mary Jane. Shortly before the final scene of Peter and MJ’s union, we see Harry Osborn confronting the (real? imagined?) ghost of his father, symbolically seeing Norman in place of his own reflection in a mirror, and (with further symbolism) finding the Green Goblin’s equipment behind that mirror. Even as Peter and Mary Jane happily acknowledge their love for each other, Peter is aware that Harry knows he’s Spider-Man, whom he holds responsible for Norman’s death. And Harry knows that Peter loves Mary Jane. The very kind of danger that Peter fears for MJ is already arising. (And how about the appearance of Dr. Curt Connors, complete ““ so to speak ““ with missing arm, in the new movie, in a clear set-up for Connors’ other self, the Lizard, to show up in Spider-Man 3?)

So Peter and Mary Jane face a future far from “paradise,” and perhaps it will never be attainable. At least they will find comfort in making the journey that Raimi mentions together.

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So what kind of American hero is Spider-Man? Spider-Man is the hero of mature disillusionment, who strives to do what’s right despite the realization that simply having power does not ensure happiness, that one can make damaging mistakes, that one’s ability to change the world is necessarily limited, and that earthly “Paradise” may be forever out of reach. Spider-Man is the American hero who places morality above material success, who will sacrifice his own happiness for the welfare of the community of which he is a part. Spider-Man is not the ubermensch of the United States as the world’s only super-power. Spider-Man is the American Everyman, who would rather struggle in leading a morally upright life than lead a comfortable, morally complacent one. That’s the spirit of democracy, a system in which people, no matter of what social or economic level, ideally work together for the common welfare. In the comics and in the movies, Spider-Man 2 acknowledges that not everyone will achieve the “American Dream,” but there are more important things about being an American, and that with sufficient moral dedication, anyone can act heroically. Peter Parker is repeatedly castigated ““ even by comics writers and movie critics ““ as a nerd, a dork, a loser, a misfit. To understand Spider-Man 2 properly is to realize that dividing people into winners and losers according to their degree of “earthly” success is irrelevant. It’s how one handles the responsibilities that his or her abilities (powers, if you prefer), however great or small, give him or her that’s important.Spider-Man 2 thus communicates a surprisingly subversive point of view towards conventional thinking about the “American Dream.” Certainly it’s amazing that Sam Raimi and company can convey this message in a big budget movie produced by corporations like Sony and Marvel. The Newsweek cover story informs us that Tobey Maguire “earned only $4 million for the first movie,” was contracted to make the second film “for only $8 million,” but ended up getting “about $17 million.” Seems far removed from the philosophy of the movie, doesn’t it?

Spider-Man was a hero created in the 1960s who is vitally relevant today. And perhaps he is a pop culture figure who draws on an archetype that underlies another heroic figure who has fascinated readers for centuries. In the July 12-19 issue of The New Yorker, critic Anthony Lane, discussing Spider-Man 2, writes, “There is only one young man I can think of who was more torn about his purpose in life, and he, regrettably, was taken off the case by Laertes.” Lane is talking about Hamlet, and Frank Rich also described Peter Parker’s “inner equivocation he suffers over his role as a superhero” as “playing Hamlet.” I noted two columns ago that Stan Lee has said he was influenced by the bravura of Shakespeare’s language. In Peter Parker’s character, the 1960s youth who, as Roger Stern points out in that same column, questioned everything, perhaps we see another, possibly unconscious, influence of the Bard on the founder of the Marvel Age of Comics.

-Copyright 2004 Peter Sanderson

July 16, 2004

Trailer Park: Double Dip

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By Christopher Stipp

July 16, 2004

DOUBLE DIP

One thing I noticed as the Cubs (GO Cubs!) rallied for one win against the Cardinals in last Sunday’s night game on ESPN was the recurring commercial for the new BOURNE SUPREMACY flick. It was great. Every commercial break they had I had the chance to see it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, but I noticed something tacked on to the end of the trailer. Universal was using some time after the trailer finished to pimp its new double dipped DVD edition of the BOURNE IDENTITY. Now, I don’t mind that they were doing it, I didn’t mind it when they re-released THE MUMMY on DVD, but it is interesting to that the way the studio could get you to part with some more of your cash is to bribe you with a coupon to see the new film. It worked for me on the JAY AND SILENT BOB SOUNDTRACK as I believe I saved five bucks on my admission price for that film and would’ve seen the movie anyway, but I was able to see THE MUMMY RETURNS for free (theoretically speaking) and now, if I wanted, I could see the new Damon film for free as well. Since I didn’t really need a new version of the DVD (did the flick even necessitate a double dip?) I instead want to applaud Universal (the people behind all three promotions) for their unique approach on how to make the sting of buying another copy of the film a little easier. Most studios wouldn’t care one way or another but in these times of Customer noService, it’s nice to see a half-hearted attempt to sweeten the deal for many people who would otherwise just say no. I own a few double dips in my collection and I can’t recall ever feeling as good about myself for being a hapless sucker as I did when I felt I was getting something out of the deal. Now, if Universal could stop playing the trailer so damn much I would really appreciate it. If only Budweiser would make some more of those Real Men of Genius spots.

In a 360 degree turn, and on a total and different paranoia tip, the link I provide below for the new SAINTS AND SOLDIERS trailer is different than the one at the official site. Usually no one would even care but I just thought I would point out that the official site wants you to enter an email address and a zip code, plus, they want you to verify you’re older than 13 before the trailer even plays. I know most of you geezers are older than 13 but, as a public service, I am not willing to send you anywhere or to any site where you have to give up personal info. Most of you may never click the little blue link to see these things but I feel this is a misguided attempt to get some useless information. Marketing, target demographics aside, who really cares about my email address and zip code? Are you personally going to screen the film in my town if I give it up enough times? I’ll create a bot that will put in all sorts of assorted names if that’s the case, but I know it’s for no other reason than to have one more thing to delete. I’d sooner just send you people elsewhere to get a peek at this beautifully constructed trailer. Can someone lend me hand off this soap box? Thanks.

I hope you like the sampling this week as we have a little for every taste. A DIRTY SHAME is definitely one for the record books. It is completely perverse and should be welcomed by you all. If there is any questions or comments about the validity of what I believe is the truth about all the trailers that follow, send me a note. Now, on with the show and tell.


BRIDGET JONES: EDGE OF REASON (2004) Director:Beeban Kidron
Cast:Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Jacinda Barrett, Jim Broadbent
Release: November 19, 2004
Synopsis:The story picks up four weeks after the first film, and already Bridget Jones is becoming uncomfortable in her relationship with Mark Darcy. Apart from discovering that he’s a conservative voter, she has to deal with a new boss, strange contractor, and the worst vacation of her life.
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Prognosis: Negative. Hmm…smash my head repeatedly with a ball-pean hammer or see the new BRIDGET JONES movie?

Yes friends, and by friends I mean any person who has a significant other who doesn’t pay attention to movies 364 other days of the year yet finds the energy to get excited over this film, the chubby blonde is back in full effect.

Ok, likeability confession. I will do this like tearing off a band-aid that rests comfortably across my gooch: IlikedthefirstoneandevenowntheDVDofit. I was a fan of the cream puffery of it all, and appreciated the light humor that Colin and Hugh brought to the film. I liked that Renee put on a few pounds and still looked great which just helped to being some authenticity to the story. It was amusing enough for me to let it through the doors of my home. This sequel, however, doesn’t yet look like a guilty pleasure I can yet get secretly excited over seeing. What we do have here, though, seems more like a press kit showcasing Zellweger. It’s not a completely destructive thing, mind you, but there does seem like there’s unduly attention given to just her.

“70 shags…6 glorious weeks.”

The short trailer starts off with “Lovin’ You” with some active silhouettes of a few blurred out naked people, but it’s tastefully done in a Vaseline on the camera lens sort of way, as Renee gives a ring hello to her man. The odd thing about this moment is that Colin just flippantly asks if everything is all right with his lady, opening the door for most anything, who then proceeds to tell him that she’s just getting over a “rather graphic shag flashback” fantasy she was having moments earlier but, before she stops there, also mentions he has a great bum.

“Right,” Colin dryly says, “I’m just with the Mexican ambassador right at the moment along with the head for Amnesty International…and you’re on speakerphone.”

Whoa! This is the moment in the trailer your lady or guy friend (hey, we all have our proclivities) starts laughing as you secretly hope they choke on their buttered kernels of mediocrity. I don’t know about you but I know when I’m on speakerphone, I know it. I guess, however, this is what counts as par on this course.

From the initial setup gag we get a sign on the screen that says “SHE’S BACK” but then it goes to a headshot of Renee looking right at the camera and it lingers too long for me; it’s like one of those paintings that has eyes that follow you anywhere in the room. It just needs to go away.

“Ever thought about doing it in the dark with a complete stranger?”

Hugh Grant. He has charisma, no doubt, and is one of the best reasons to see a movie like this. Save for his comments about the “giant panties,” a recognition of the first film that most people who want to see the sequel will squeal in delight that they actually remember what he’s referring to, it’s just good to see someone else in the trailer.

I’m sorry, not really but it makes me sound sensitive, but I was thankful for the cessation of this trailer if to only stop seeing Renee’s smiling, preening face. I am hopeful they fashion something realistic for Bridget, but I do know, in all likelihood, one of the players will be running through the streets of London to the sound of an up-tempo Motown song as they try to convince the other they made a huge mistake and won’t they be with them for the rest of their life. It’s here where the general public all smile and clap but that’s the exact nexus point where I wish an IRA extremist group sets off a bomb near them, sending shrapnel everywhere. I’m holding out hope, though.


SAINTS AND SOLDIERS (2004) Director:Ryan Little
Cast:Corbin Allred, Larry Bagby, Kirby Heyborne, Peter Asle Holden, Alexander Polinsky
Release:August 6, 2004
Synopsis:Five American soldiers fighting in Europe during World War II are separted from U.S. forces during the historic Malmedy Massacre. Most of their fellow soldiers are slaughtered by German forces, leaving them stranded and without support behind enemy lines.
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Prognosis: Positive. I haven’t seen one episode of Band of Brothers.

Maybe I was busy for those 10 weeks, maybe it was because I didn’t have TiVo at the time to keep up with the serial nature of the series, but I know it was supposed to be this grandiose homage to some of the men who fought in WWII. But, then again, I did digest SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, ENEMY AT THE GATES, SCHINDLERS LIST, U-571, DAS BOOT, multiple Looney Tunes where Bugs goes up against that Japanese fellow and the list goes on and on with films and shows that use World War II as a backdrop. There obviously is a market for movie after movie that showcase this specific time period in global history and I guess wars have a way of doing that. SAINTS AND SOLDIERS is about as indie as you can get for a film in a genre like the war picture and it looks appealing for numerous reasons.

What you notice right away as the trailer unfolds is a radio voice that speaks over the action on the screen. It’s snowy, looks cold, and we get a German soldier trudging through it all with his trusty machine gun (one I can honestly say was integral in my defeat of many a Nazi platoon in my tour of duty in playing Medal of Honor on Playstation 2) as the voice tells us that American soldiers were captured, and promptly shot, by their German captors. We see a battlefield with dead American bodies everywhere. There’s a slight bit of chaos as a different cadre of men, truly behind enemy lines, the throaty action movie voice over guy taking over tension control for the rest of the trailer, try to find their way to safety. Now, here’s where things get a little murky.

We’re shown some great forest-in-the-winter shots of crap blowing up, sending up dark pieces of soil everywhere (it somehow makes for great cinematography every time), and then we get the back of some dude’s head who’s explaining that he has information that needs to get back to HQ before it’s too late. Before you scream out “I know how it’s gonna end!” the execution of this trailer shows some truly engaging action scenes that also incorporates some good reasons why this movie should be sought out and not dismissed as yet another chapter in the pantheon of these kinds of films.

After the setup, and right before the minute mark of this roughly two and a half minute trailer, the story is in motion and it then all becomes about the action. There’s an RPG that’s launched, a grenade (always a trusty WWII weapon stand-by) that’s tossed, but then things get creative. A guy stands against a blue sky as a plane slices the screen ever so slightly, some feet creep very gently over a darkened floor, we get one of the soldiers crying like a little girl, a damaged doll lay on the ground in serious disrepair, a German has one of the soldiers dead-to-rights but doesn’t shoot because one is a medic, and then there’s the ubiquitous scroll of how many awards this thing has won.

Throaty action voice over guy steps back in to tell us there’s a time for courage and a time for greatness and that there is a time for heroes. The sounds of the soft trumpet in the background is, quite literally, pitch perfect. The best part of this film, and this is fact, you can check my calculator, is that since there is not really anyone in this movie of any great celebrity each one is a possible target that could be picked off at any time.


SILVER CITY (2004) Director: Michael Winterbottom
Cast: Maria Bello, Thora Birch, Chris Cooper, Alma Delfina, Richard Dreyfuss, Miguel Ferrer, Daryl Hannah, Danny Huston, Kris Kristofferson, Tim Roth, Ralph Waite, Billy Zane
Release:September
Synopsis:The latest John Sayles film follows Dickie Pilager (Chris Cooper) the grammatically-challenged, “user-friendly” candidate during his Colorado campaign to win office. Set against the backdrop of a mythic “New West,” SILVER CITY is a film that is equal parts scathing political lampoon and sun-stunned neo-noir detective story. When Pilager finds that he’s reeled in a corpse during the taping of an environmental political ad, his ferocious campaign manager, Chuck Raven (Richard Dreyfuss), hires former idealistic journalist turned rumpled private detective Danny O’Brien (Danny Huston) to investigate potential links between the corpse and the Pilager family’s enemies. In the tradition of the great films noir, Danny’s investigation pulls him deeper and deeper into a complex web of influence and corruption, involving high stakes lobbyists, media conglomerates, environmental plunderers, and undocumented migrant workers.
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Prognosis: Semi-Positive. I’m having a hard time with this one.

I’m usually not stumped but this one has come quite close. I don’t know why, as the plot is so easy to understand: An election year governor hopeful reels in a corpse during the taping of an environmental ad. His campaign manager hires a detective to investigate potential links between the corpse and his political enemies and the results of the investigation ultimately reveal a complex web of high-powered influence and corruption.

It’s not so easy to digest, or maybe too easy to digest if I can say that, that I think is the problem with this trailer.

When you have, in a plot synopsis, that the gubernatorial man in question is a “grammatically-challenged, ‘user-friendly’ candidate” and an opening for the trailer that has Chris Cooper (always a solid addition to any cast of any film) starring as a nameless politico, sounding much like the current American president (it’s hilarious to watch Cooper just run with the moment), things start to blur between art and real life. We see in the trailer that Cooper is about as lost inside his own mind as his handler, played by Richard Dreyfus, is ruthlessly conniving to simply guide his client in the direction he wants. We have, on the other side of the group who wants Cooper to win, a few people (spearheaded by Tim Roth and Thora Birch, one’s a great acting talent and the other has, um, two great acting talents. Wink wink, nudge nudge.) who are looking to investigate Cooper and find out if his armor has any chinks.

The setup for the dead body, which unleashes a moment of vitriolic anger from Cooper’s mouth, is put into motion as we also get the appearance of Danny Huston (who starred in a pivotal role as Barman #2 in LEAVING LAS VEGAS) who is the ringleader looking into Silver City, a development that needs some looking into that feels awfully close to the Whitewater scandal. Huston seems to be the Bob Woodward of the film as he is trying to tie the many names together he has on a dry erase board, which has important looking arrows that obviously crisscross to show his sharp, akita-like detective skills. Greed (“It’s like a treasure chest waiting to be opened), Corruption (“There’s no reason you couldn’t raise the river and lower the bridge at the same time”), Deception (“There’s a lot more to this than some illegal alien floating in the lake”), are all shown as words on the screen before going to the sound bites of one of the players looking very astute and intelligent give their lines with muted seriousness.

The fact of the matter is, as I finished this trailer is: Do I want to pay money for a satire that I already see unfolding on the evening news? Is this a preaching to the choir kind of film? If it is art then what is it saying about politics in America today that, again, the average person doesn’t already know? I am a little turned around about the aim of this film and I would be interested to hear from anyone about the implications for a movie like this. BULLWORTH was crap, WAG THE DOG was a little less obfuscating, but is there really any good political satires in the open market that don’t require a Ritalin drip to get through with their will to live in tact? Maybe this could be the one.

And yes, another reason to be interested in this film: Billy Zane. I do believe there is nothing else that needs to be said on that issue.


RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE (2004) Director: Alexander Witt
Cast: Milla Jovovich, Eric Mabius, Sienna Guillory, Oded Fehr, Thomas Kretschmann, Jared Harris, Mike Epps
Release: September 10, 2004
Synopsis: The sequel to the $100 million hit Resident Evil: Apocalypse is again based on the wildly popular video game series and picks up where the first film ended. Alice (Jovovich) returns to Raccoon City and joins forces with Jill Valentine (Guillory) and Carlos Oliviera (Fehr) to eliminate the deadly virus that threatens to make every human being undead”¦ and to seek justice. Since being captured by the Umbrella Corporation, Alice has been subjected to biogenic experimentation and has become genetically altered, with superhuman strengths, senses and dexterity. These skills, and more, will be needed if anyone is to remain alive.
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Prognosis: Negative, but in a good way. To any young man, aged 11 to 18: see this film. It’s the kind of picture you and your buddies would want to check out anyway and I’m sure as hell MARIA FULL OF GRACE isn’t on your cinematic To-Do list.

To the rest of you, however, this may come as no surprise: the movie looks like it will be a minor genre success and it will no doubt make huge money in the ancillary DVD market. You will be deluged in ads, six months after the film’s release, to buy the DVD director’s cut, possibly a double platter worth of shite, and it’s most likely, somehow, going to end up in your collection. Why? Best as I can tell there was a vacuum that was created so long ago when I COME IN PEACE came and went. The world needed a B-movie star, a new Dolph Lundgren, and it’s Milla Jovovich. Sure, Milla has the kind of acting talent that could be best used as silent wife #1, caressing her husband’s thigh, in a Viagra ad on TV but there seems to be a volatile mix of lackadaisical directing (everything is so clear, crisp and unwrinkled that I believe I’m looking at a movie set. Imagine that.), bad dialogue, but has some worthy effects that seem to make it a disappointment more than anything else; a far worse fate for a film than it being wholly terrible.

I will give kudos, though, where it’s due and I stand by my previous assertions on the teaser trailer that ran a few months ago which simply was a fake ad that pretended to be a real. It was simple, direct, slightly unnerving, and was great in every regard. This version, though, shows a little too much. We get Milla acting like she’s some badass, which is fine, but when you start to throw down your one-liners in the trailer and they smell as bad as Jack Black’s jock after a grueling workout on the Stairmaster 7000? Things don’t look so good.

The opening, without a doubt, pulled me in and I eagerly anticipated seeing some footage that would pull me in further into this fictitious realm, at the very least. Alexander Witt didn’t disappoint with a quick shot of a girl, floating in light blue water brine, her hair just floating delicately around her face and then, watch-out, the eyes flicker open. Then, after a semi-presidential motorcade winds its way through the very same neighborhood streets that I believe were used as an understudy for those used in DAWN OF THE DEAD, we get a man in a wheelchair. He mumbles something incoherent or unrelated, I’m still not sure, but I do know we get a cool nuclear blast wave that goes off in the middle of the city. I have to admit, just like a good flaming arrow, I appreciate a good blast wave going off. It somehow creates the notion of mass destruction on a sinister scale and I can come aboard that kind of vision and stand behind it.

We then get some chaos of the general public variety, some screaming, yelling, and then, like a gift from above, we see that the guy from the MUMMY movies that had the thing on his face is in this film and I am back into it. Ooo”¦we get a shot of the zombie/monster things. At this point I am still grooving on the trailer, but then, like a bad acid flashback of the album cover for Meatloaf’s “Bat out of Hell” we get Milla riding her motorbike through a stained glass window with nary a speckle or shard of the colored stuff on her person. By the way: where do these people get the ramps that launch them so high into things like windows and second story offices?

Then, we get the monster of the film carrying a frickin’ bazooka like it’s Arnold frickin’ Schwarzenegger, launching a load for fun into the air. What the hell is this all about? Monsters that care about modern warfare and weaponry? I thought they just are supposed to grunt and eat the living flesh off people. Oh yeah, the zombies in this film that are really supposed to be citizens who were turned into zombies? Take one look and try to convince me the budget for zombie effects just didn’t consist of people dipping their faces into ashtrays. Now, suffice to say, I really did like the generic hardcore rock and roll music in the background as crap is either blown up or shot up. Again, I’m just being honest and giving things a fair shot. Milla seems to be wielding these weapons with great precision but I cannot, in good faith, recommend this trailer as holding any promise whatsoever of being a fully enjoyable zombie/actioneer. Maybe if she got it in her head to go down the route of silent action star, not that THE FIFTH ELEMENT wasn’t the most bizarre visual puke ever to be put to celluloid, she might fare a little better on my list of B-list stars. If she were to tap into the same thing that made her good in DAZED AND CONFUSED? I could see a multi-picture deal with Van Damme, Steven Segal or Mark Dacascos for Blockbuster Video’s Youth Restricted Viewing line.


A DIRTY SHAME (2004) Director:John Waters
Cast:Tracey Ullman, Chris Isaak, Johnny Knoxville, Selma Blair
Release: September 24, 2004
Synopsis: A DIRTY SHAME stars Tracey Ullman as a blue-collar convenience store owner who suffers a concussion and experiences carnal lust she cannot control.
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Prognosis: Way Positive. I think one of my favorite Kids in the Hall sketches has to be the one about the Sex Girl Patrol. It behooves me to explain further but, in a nutshell, it deals with three girls who incite “sexual horniness” in absolutely everything they come across. It was as hilarious in that regard as I am feeling the notion of someone whose libido is out of control is going to be here.

First of all, any trailer that tells me, in its own green, little way, that it’s rated NC-17 for pervasive sexual content I am all eyes and ears.

Here’s the play-by-play:

Gritty, voice over guy tells us “something’s wrong on Harvard Row.” It looks like an idyllic suburban community with lush grass, big trees and a real down home vibe. Chris Isaac is playing grab ass with Tracy Ullman who doesn’t seem in the mood for reciprocating. Out of nowhere, as is the case for most John Waters movies, we get some really old people making out as they stand on a sidewalk as Tracy looks on from her car. Disgusted, she is also witness to some gay innuendo that seems to stem from some new bear-ish members of her community as they unload a moving van in front of their home. However, it is Ray Ray, played by Johnny Knoxville that is fingered as the person responsible for “threatening the very limits of family tolerance.”

“Perverts are taking over this neighborhood,” “Let’s go sexin’,” are just some of the bon mots that are tossed around like water balloons before we get the gist that Tracy, who seems the most sexually repressed woman in town, becomes the town whore after a whack on the old melon.

We next get a look at Selma Blair and her abnormally rotund and girthy prosthetic breasts (they are wicked huge) which are dressed, most appropriately, to match the slutty look of her character. Tracy Ullman, though, looks fabulous. I don’t think I’ve laughed quite so hard this week as when she asks Chris Issac, coming on to him in their station wagon, thrusting her pelvis in his direction, if he feels, “like yodeling in a canyon.”

“My name is Ray Ray and I’m here to service you.”

Something I don’t see everyday, as if Selma wasn’t enough, is the full frontal shot of John Waters, who is introduced as the director of HAIRSPRAY and PINK FLAMINGOS, dressed nicely in his suit and donning his trademark pencil thin moustache. It’s a bold move that perfectly suits the film it’s schilling.

From that moment on there it’s just a bunch of crazy scenes slapped together in the most bizarre fashion. Not only do you get Johnny Knoxville flapping his tongue like he’s trying out for a position as understudy for Gene Simmons, you also get a shot of a guy licking a tire (sorry, Drew Barrymore made licking a steering wheel slightly hotter to me), and, for all the pervs in the audience, you get Selma Blair actively running with those cans strapped to her chest, plus, you get a shot of her in her underwear. It’s bizarre but, for John Waters, it is an absolute home run.

And, lest you think this trailer is finished, you get Tracy, one more time, and a roomful of senior citizens doing the hokey pokey. It would have been a fairly innocuous moment had there not been a liter of water tossed in her direction by a looker-on. Tracy catches it, promptly stands it upright in the middle of the floor, and gets situated to, well, envelope it; the resulting shot of horror on the face of grandma and the nearly empty bottle of water spinning on the ground as the trailer fades out was well worth the price of admission here.

Comics in Context #45: A Spider-Man State of Mind

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:13 am

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What better subject could there be to mark the first anniversary of this column than the new Spider-Man 2 movie? Roger Ebert in the Chicago Sun-Times proclaimed it to be “the best superhero movie since the modern genre was launched with Superman (1978).” Critic Richard Schickel of Time (July 5, 2004) went even further, pronouncing it “probably the best special effects extravaganza since Raiders of the Lost Ark.”

In the immediate aftermath of seeing Spider-Man 2, I think it’s too early to judge whether it reaches a status as exalted as that. My enthusiastic responses on seeing the movie are still relatively fresh in my memory. Time must pass in order to judge how it matches up against Richard Donner’s Superman or Tim Burton’s Batman or even the first Spider-Man movie.

But Spider-Man 2 definitely belongs in the first rank of comics-based movies. Ebert perceptively refers to the “classical workmanship” of the film’s director, Sam Raimi, and its writers, screenwriter Alvin Sargent, and the three noted superhero aficionados credited with the story: novelist Michael Chabon (The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay) and the television writer/producer team of Alfred Gough and Miles Millar (Smallville). Spider-Man 2 was built to last; I have little doubt that it will indeed be regarded as a classic in decades to come, while various other comics-based movies that misfired will recede into obscurity.

From the very first installment of this column, one of its concerns has been how the mainstream media evaluate comics and comics-based movies and television. To my surprise, the major film critics’ reviews of Spider-Man 2 that I’ve read have been warmly enthusiastic, with only occasional, minor traces of condescension towards the material.

Why is this? In Tom DeFalco’s book Comics Creators on Spider-Man (see Comics in Context #44), he observes that many of the comic’s writers see themselves as writing “The Adventures of Peter Parker,” more than the exploits of Spider-Man. Raimi and his writers followed the same route to success. Spider-Man 2 has brilliantly staged action scenes, but not as many as one might have expected from this kind of action-adventure blockbuster. Raimi and cohorts so successfully seize the audience’s attention with the story of Peter Parker’s life that it becomes the basis, indeed, the heart of their film. It’s what Ang Lee and his collaborators tried and failed to do with their Hulk movie: they neither created sufficient empathy for their lead characters nor successfully created suspenseful, exciting action sequences. Raimi’s new film succeeds on both counts.

What various critics said in their reviews bears this out. In Newsweek (June 28, 2004) Jeff Giles expresses his welcome astonishment that Spider-Man 2 is “a summer action flick that’s actually smart and deeply felt.” He goes on, “For a man directing a Fourth of July movie, Raimi spends an unusual amount of time letting emotions have center stage” and credits Raimi and company “for hunting for the highest common denominator” in their audience. Schickel comments that “the effects, though handsomely managed, don’t overwhelm the story and characters.”

Ebert notes that “the dialogue is more about emotion, love and values,” and asserts that “The movie demonstrates what’s wrong with a lot of other superhero epics. They focus on the super-powers, and short-change the humans behind them. (Has anyone ever been more boring, for instance, than Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne?)” Comics enthusiasts with knowledge of important work done with Superman and Batman will challenge Ebert’s assumption. But it is thanks to the example set by Stan Lee’s groundbreaking work with Spider-Man in the 1960s that later writers would delve into the personalities of the longrunning DC heroes.

Even New York Times critic A.O. Scott warmed to Spider-Man 2. The title of his review (June 29, 2004) sums up the point that the others are also making: “Putting Action after Feelings of a Superhero.” He declares himself “happy to report” that the movie’s “distinguishing features. . , are strong characters and honest feelings.” In contrast to other summer blockbusters, in Spider-Man 2, he says, “the extravagant action sequences are subordinate to the narrative rather than the point of the movie,” which he calls “a touching and disarming love story, full of grief, longing and sweet confusion.”

I wonder if there’s something more behind the positive critical reception that Spider-Man 2 has received. Perhaps it’s that there have been enough superhero movies over the last several years that film critics have grown more accustomed to the genre, and less likely to dismiss it out of hand. There have also been noteworthy recent movies in similar genres, like the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the Harry Potter films. They’re learning how to “read” these genres. Rather than being put off by the costumes and fantasy elements, they’re learning to see the emotional and psychological elements underlying them. Scott refers to Spider-Man 2 as a “superhero allegory” with “surprising emotional realism.” “Allegory” is technically not the right word, but he is right to view this superhero story as a metaphor for emotional realities. In other words, they’re learning to appreciate Stan Lee’s achievement in transforming the superhero genre into a means of personal expression.

Spider-Man 2 is an excellent movie, possibly better than the first, as various critics have contended. But the first Spider-Man movie was quite good, too. Perhaps the real difference is that mainstream reviewers have grown more open to taking movies like these seriously.

THE FILM’S FOUNDATION

Possibly expecting Spider-Man 2 to be a kiddie movie, Times critic A.O. Scott brought his nearly eight-year-old son to a screening. Scott reported in his review that his son said afterwards, “But there was one part. . .that I really didn’t like.” Scott explains, “That was when Peter Parker threw his costume in the trash and declared that he was ‘Spider-Man’ no more. ‘He can’t do that,’ my son complained. ‘It’s not right. We need Spider-Man.'”

The string reaction Scott’s son had to this moment testifies to the ability of Spider-Man’s co-creator Stan Lee at his height as a storyteller to tap the emotions and concerns of his audience. Spider-Man 2 takes as its villain Doctor Octopus, an early creation of Lee and artist Steve Ditko. But the heart of this movie derives from Lee and artist John Romita, Sr.’s classic story “Spider-Man No More!” from The Amazing Spider-Man #50 (July, 1967).

In fact, I was surprised on the Saturday morning after the movie’s opening to see John Romita, Sr. appear on the Today show. The program did a split screen, placing Romita’s drawing of Peter Parker walking down the alleyway, his costume stuffed in a trash can, against a still image of the same scene from the film; Raimi had recreated the image exactly.

Actually, in the first Doctor Octopus story (Amazing Spider-Man #3, July 1963), he initially bested Spider-Man so badly that Peter Parker decided to quit his superhero career. It was listening to a speech given by the Human Torch (who is the same age as Parker but had been in the superhero business a bit longer) that refired Peter’s determination to carry on as a costumed crimefighter.

cic-045-01.jpg“Spider-Man No More” was a more thorough, far more dramatic treatment of the same idea of Peter Parker giving into despair, this time due not to defeat in combat but by the emotional and psychological toll that his years of being Spider-Man had taken on his personal life. I expect it is no coincidence that “Spider-Man No More” appeared in the fiftieth issue of the magazine. Stan Lee presumably sought to create a landmark event in the life of Spider-Man suitable for marking the anniversary of this unexpectedly successful series.

It likewise makes sense that Sam Raimi and his collaborators chose “Spider-Man No More” as the basis for their second movie. The first was about how Peter Parker became Spider-Man and a crimefighter; the second is about the point at which he wonders if he made the right choice for his life, whether it is worth the price he has to pay in his personal life, and whether it is still possible to go back.

I have a great deal to say about Spider-Man 2, but before I discuss the surprisingly iconoclastic themes of this movie, I want to devote this column to a different subject: the ways in which the movie versions of Spider-Man and his leading lady, Mary Jane Watson, differ from the traditional versions in the comics. The changes lead to somewhat different interpretations of these characters in the movies, as you shall see. (And, as usual, it will help if you’ve seen the movie first, since I will discuss much of the plot.)

PETER PARKER ZONES OUT

The first Spider-Man movie inspired some controversy by changing the nature of Spider-Man’s webbing. In the comics, Peter Parker devised “web fluid” which he projects from “web-shooters” in Spider-Man’s gloves. In the movies, Peter’s own body generates the web fluid, which shoots from his hands. This had a precedent: in the 1990s writer Peter David had his co-creation, Spider-Man 2099, the web-slinger of an alternate future, generate his webbing the same way. Similarly, the movie Spider-Man has tiny (presumably retractable) claws on his hands (and, I assume, his feet) that enable him to cling to walls. This, too, follows Peter David’s example with Spider-Man 2099. (But can these tiny claws really extend through the soles of his boots?) Back in the 1980s The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe instead stated that Spider-Man somehow (psionically, I’d think) controls the interatomic attraction between himself and the walls he clings to, but Marvel writers have taken no notice of this.

I would guess that Stan Lee wanted Spider-Man’s webbing to be artificial because he might have thought it too grotesque to have the fluid emerge from Spider-Man’s body. People who criticize the movie’s changes in the webbing argue that the fact that the comic book Peter invented the web fluid demonstrates his scientific brilliance. Indeed it does, though it is somewhat hard to believe that, once he was endowed with his spider powers, Peter succeeded in figuring out how to create this amazing webbing virtually overnight.

Longtime Spider-Man readers are familiar with scenes in which Spider-Man runs out of web fluid. I wonder what the equivalent would be for the movie Spider-Man. Does he lose weight by generating lots of web fluid? Could he dangerously dehydrate himself by expending too much of the fluid? If he creates a large web, does he feel hungry or thirsty?

Spider-Man 2 persuades me there is at least one advantage to the movies’ version of the webbing. In this second movie Spider-Man does indeed come up empty on a few occasions when he tries to shoot webbing. Roger Ebert said in his review that “It’s kind of neat that Spider-Man never does find out why his web-throwing [sic] ability sometimes fails him.” In fact, a doctor explains the reason onscreen. Peter’s doubts about whether he should continue his career as Spider-Man are subconsciously blocking his ability to produce the webbing.

Now, consider what the web fluid looks like before it solidifies into webbing. (In his review in The New Yorker, critic Anthony Lane jokes that he’s glad the movie wasn’t titled Spider-Man 2: Still Not Quite Sure What to Do with All His Sticky Stuff.)

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There may be a conscious or subconscious sexual metaphor behind this sticky near-white liquid Spidey shoots. (Consider too the scene in the first movie, in which Peter tries to keep Aunt May from seeing the “experiments” he’s conducting in his room, which we see filled with those sticky strands of webbing.) So, Spider-Man’s self-doubts are rendering him symbolically impotent. It’s likewise significant that it is when Doctor Octopus kidnaps Mary Jane that Peter’s powers finally return full force, as if in a surge of sexual feeling for her.

Spider-Man’s self-doubts even prevent him from clinging to walls, So the tiny claws must indeed be retractable and have failed to emerge. Actually, in this case the Marvel Universe Handbook’s implication that Spider-Man’s clinging abilities are psionic would have worked even better in this context.

What surprised me is that once Peter gives up being Spider-Man, he has to wear glasses again. In the comics, Peter still wore glasses after gaining his spider-powers, but, after breaking his glasses in one issue, discovered that he no longer needed them. There was no explanation, and it’s likely that Lee and Ditko simply thought he’d look better without them. In contrast, the first movie made it clear that the metamorphosis Peter underwent after being bitten by the genetically altered spider cleared up his faulty vision.

To prove to the movie audience that Peter has not just returned to wearing glasses on a personal whim, when his powers fully return, Raimi gives us a shot from Peter’s point of view, demonstrating that now his vision is blurry with the glasses, and clear without them.

This all reminds me of a theory that John Byrne had about Superman: that his powers were actually psionic. Byrne never explicitly stated this in any of his Superman stories (DC surely would not have let him), but he implied it in a story line in which Superman becomes an amnesiac on Apokolips and is unable to utilize his powers.

So it would seem that when Peter gives up his Spider-Man career, he actually loses his superhuman powers. This takes Stan Lee’s original “Spider-Man No More” story even further on a literal level. Does this mean that all the physical changes that Peter Parker underwent have gone into a sort of remission? Is it possible those tiny retractable claws have entirely ceased to exist?

It also takes “Spider-Man No More” further thematically. It suggests that Peter has chosen to revert to the person he was before he became Spider-Man, the kid in the glasses. In becoming Spider-Man, Peter not only gained superhuman abilities but also, eventually, his sense of duty and responsibility. In forsaking his life as Spider-Man, Peter is rejecting that sense of duty. The super-powers can be read as metaphors for the ability of an adult to effect change; certainly Spider-Man’s sense of duty stands for an adult’s moral responsibilities. In abandoning his Spider-Man career, Peter may be consciously seeking a normal life, but symbolically he is attempting to return to childhood. And this can’t be done.

Certainly Raimi and the writers make clear that giving up being Spider-Man doesn’t solve Peter’s personal problems: they immediately show him experiencing yet more examples of his characteristic bad luck. One could argue that giving up being Spider-Man is a necessary step in his maturation: that he must reconnect to people in his personal life and pay attention to responsibilities at work and school and to his friends and family..

But in showing Peter visually reverting to his pre-Spidey self, the kid in the glasses, Raimi & Company are making clear that he has really taken a step backwards, retreating from personal growth.

They also strongly dramatize the power that guilt has on Peter Parker’s psyche. Take the scene in which Peter witnesses a mugging and forces himself to walk away without intervening. If this happened to non-super-powered people like you or me, we probably couldn’t do anything to help save looking for a policeman. But this scene reminded me of something I see every week: people who pass by beggars on the street without even acknowledging them. Peter Parker cannot so easily ignore other people in distress.

Later, Peter comes across the scene of a building on fire with people trapped inside. This should remind the viewer of a similar situation in the first movie, in which Spider-Man went to the rescue. Raimi dramatizes Peter’s crisis of conscience in this second fire scene. Peter begins to pull open his shirt, as if by automatic reflex, and is surprised to remember he isn’t wearing his costume, or, metaphorically, he has given up that side of his identity. But he nevertheless goes into the burning building as himself and rescues a child. Peter learns afterwards that someone else died inside; perhaps had Peter come as Spider-Man with his full powers, he would have found and saved this victim, too. So arguably once again someone has died through Peter’s failure to act as fully as he could have. It is as if signifying that until Peter reassumes his Spider-Man persona, his efforts to fulfill his moral duty will be inadequate.

Over the Fourth of July weekend I looked in on some episodes in the Sci-Fi Channel’s The Twilight Zone marathon, and came across Rod Serling’s episode “Walking Distance,” in which an adult in what today would be termed a midlife crisis literally travels back in time to the days of his childhood and discovers he cannot remain there. Serling’s closing narration acknowledges the longing to undo “growing up” and rejects it as impossible.

In making Spider-Man’s powers dependent on the state of Peter Parker’s psyche, Raimi and his writers are saying that Spider-Man is more than a set of physical powers. Being Spider-Man is a state of mind. In this movie Peter Parker tries to repress the Spider-Man side of his personality, and it works for a while. But in the end he has to accept that Spider-Man is now who he is; he cannot go back to the time before.

In Amazing Spider-Man #50 Stan Lee gave Peter’s decision to be “Spider-Man No More” a twist that the movie does not deal with at all. The comics’ Peter convinces himself that being Spider-Man was actually a sign of immaturity, and that by giving up his costumed career, he is putting childish things aside and facing adult responsibility at last. Perhaps this is a metaphor for the adult who faces such difficulties in achieving the idealistic goals he had as a youth that he is tempted to abandon their pursuit and settle for a more practical way of life. Perhaps “Spider-Man No More” reflected Stan Lee’s own, well-known doubts in 1961, the turning point of his life, as to whether he should continue writing comics. One could even read this story as a metaphor for the superhero comics reader’s own dilemma as he grows older: am I getting too old to be reading this stuff?

But the comics Peter Parker had gotten it backwards. Even if the superhero genre began as a means of entertaining children, the Marvel Revolution redefined the superhero as a sign of accepting and implementing the responsibilities of adults to their community. The moral ideals we are taught as children retain validity in adult life. Stan Lee in the comics and Sam Raimi in the movies may treat Peter Parker’s “Spider-Man No More” identity crisis in different ways, but they, and Peter, end up with the same solution.

LAUGH, SPIDEY, LAUGH

New Yorker critic Anthony Lane comments that “What with the mournful [Alfred] Molina,” who plays Doctor Octopus, “the hazed-over [Kirsten] Dunst,” who plays Mary Jane, “and the puffy uncertainties of [Tobey] Maguire, “who plays Peter Parker, “we in the audience are the only ones who still believe, without qualification, in thrill and spill.”

Lane is onto something here. Something important is missing from the portrayals of all three major characters.

Certainly the two Spider-Man movies convey great, visceral joy in the scenes of Spider-Man swinging through the city on his webs, conveying the kind of speed and acrobatic movement that the static comics page can only begin to suggest. In the first film Peter Parker had moments of infectious glee as he tested out his newfound ability to leap from building to building.

But apart from that, the movies’ Peter Parker seems to take no pleasure in being Spider-Man. The joyfulness of the spectacular web-swinging sequences is the director’s, the CGI crew’s, and the audience’s, but Spider-Man himself does not indicate he’s enjoying himself.

Similarly, Spider-Man 2 is full of humor. Whereas in the first movie J. Jonah Jameson seemed a peripheral character, here he comes into his own as the colorful comedic figure we know from the comics. (Indeed, Raimi and his writers seem to make a point of giving all the recurring characters more to do, ranging from Aunt May’s greatly enlarged role to Betty Brant’s getting more scenes in which to do walk-ons. The movies’ Norman and Harry Osborn may not have the kind of hairstyle that Steve Ditko gave them ““ in real life, does anyone? ““ but it’s amusing to see a live action Betty Brant sporting her distinctive Ditkoesque hairdo.)

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The movie gets plenty of comedic mileage out of the everyday mishaps that beset Peter Parker in both his identities. One high point is the scene in the elevator after Spider-Man, temporarily unable to emit his webbing, has to use it to get down from a high building. Unwilling to consider the possibility that this is the real Spider-Man, his fellow passenger assumes Spidey is a masquerader and asks about his costume. A weary Spider-Man, perhaps grateful for someone to talk to, confesses to certain uncomfortable aspects of his outfit.But notice that even here, Spider-Man is not making jokes. He’s simply stating the truth, which turns out to be funny. In his first battle with Doctor Octopus at the bank, Spider-Man gets off a few lame bits of repartee. Otherwise, this Spider-Man is no comedian at all.

In my review of Tom DeFalco’s new Comics Creators on Spider-Man, I noted how writers Marv Wolfman, Roger Stern, and Paul Jenkins all emphasize the importance of Spider-Man’s sense of humor. Stern speaks of the side of Spider-Man’s personality that he compares to Bugs Bunny. Like Bugs, Spider-Man outwits and mocks self-important, violent, often bigger opponents. This should remind us that Spider-Man is what Kurt Busiek has called an “urban trickster.” He’s a positive, benevolent version of the trickster archetype. (The Joker is a negative version.) Hence, humor is an essential part of his character. Jenkins even argues that it is Peter Parker’s ability to laugh at his misfortunes that enables him to act as Spider-Man.

The first two movies portray their villains, Norman Osborn/Green Goblin and Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus as modern Jekyll/Hydes. This, indeed, is true to their origins in the comic books. But Spider-Man/Peter Parker also has a dual personality. The difference between Spider-Man and these two villains is that in the villains’ cases, the evil personality entirely supplants the good one. In contrast, Spider-Man’s persona and Peter Parker’s are integrated with each other. But the movies treat Spider-Man as exhibiting the same personality whether he is in costume or not. He may act in a more spectacular manner as Spider-Man, but he still seems as introverted, even glum, as Peter Parker does.

In contrast, in the comics, Spider-Man and Peter Parker are traditionally portrayed as different aspects of the same personality. (Marv Wolfman points out in DeFalco’s book that the two sides of Peter/Spidey even have different styles of humor.) Spider-Man is more extroverted, more uninhibited, and, wearing his mask, can get away with saying things that the more subdued Peter wouldn’t. Like a comedian who uses jokes to cope with his unhappy past, Peter Parker finds a means of escape from life’s everyday miseries through becoming Spider-Man. This certainly does not mean that Spider-Man never has problems or suffers tragedy. But as Spider-Man, Peter Parker can swing acrobatically around the city, and physically defeat his adversaries in combat. The comics have long made the point that Parker enjoys the freedom that being Spider-Man affords. And certainly Parker exults in Spider-Man’s humor. Being Spider-Man is a release for the usually downtrodden Peter Parker.

Spider-Man is not only in the tradition of Bugs Bunny, but of live action silent movie comedians like Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, and Harold Lloyd: “little guys” who contend with bigger, more powerful opponents and end up performing spectacular physical feats. Spidey is also fits into the tradition of the fast-talking comedian in talking pictures like Bob Hope or Woody Allen, who makes fun of his adversaries. Whereas Hope and Allen portrayed comedic cowards, Spider-Man is like a fusion between the smart aleck comedian and the traditional action hero. He can outdo his nemesis both verbally and physically.

Spider-Man’s sense of comedy is also yet another factor that set him apart from the stolid DC superheroes of the time like Superman. It’s true that Batman and Robin from the 1940s to the end of the 1960s would engage in humorous banter while fighting bad guys. But Stan Lee’s Spider-Man had an individual style all his own, or, rather, Stan Lee’s own, which subsequent generations of Spider-writers learned to imitate. That style has been watered down over the decades, until today there’s nothing vivid or surprising about Spider-Man’s repartee in the comics. Maybe that’s why Spider-Man isn’t witty at all in the movies.

Lee and Ditko’s 1960s Spider-Man was an ironic take on the standard conventions of the superhero genre. Irony can be grim: Peter Parker was inadvertently responsible for the murder of his uncle. But irony can also be humorous, as in Spider-Man’s jibes at his enemies or at the absurd aspects of the idea of a guy dressing up as a spider to fight crime. Irony is part of Stan Lee’s and Spider-Man’s world views. Spider-Man’s humor expresses an important side of his outlook on life. Spider-Man’s comedian side is such an essential part of his character that it’s baffling that the movie almost entirely ignores it.

Perhaps it has to do with Raimi’s focus on the “great responsibility” theme. His Spider-Man is so focused on his moral duty, and so driven by guilt, that being Spider-Man is no emotional release for Peter Parker at all. The Spider-Man costume is merely his uniform for doing his job. In or out of costume, he is still the same gloomy soul.

Maybe this will change. The Spider-Man of the first movie decides that his duty precludes the possibility of love with Mary Jane. By the end of the second movie, Parker has decided he can have both. I wonder if in the third movie he will have achieved enough balance in his life that he can allow himself to make jokes, to cast off inhibitions, and, when he is not beset by disaster, to have a good laugh.

YOSEMITE OCK

In Newsweek‘s June 28, 2004 cover story on Spider-Man 2, Alfred Molina says, “I felt very strongly about keeping the rather dry, sardonic humor he has in the comic books.” To which my reaction was: what the hell is he talking about? Stan Lee’s Doctor Octopus is not known for having any sense of humor, and subsequent writers have followed his lead. He instead indulges in Lee’s standard kind of dialogue for his more intelligent villains: a combination of chest-thumping boasts, egocentric self-praise, grandiose visions of his goals, dire threats, contemptuous insults, and boilerplate bluster. Maybe this is the sort of thing Molina finds funny, but it doesn’t fit the description of “dry, sardonic humor.”

However, Molina is on target with his other observation about Octopus in Newsweek: “He’s a bit like Richard III, who tells you exactly what he’s going to do, how he’s going to do it, and how he feels about it. Like all great villains, he’s completely transparent.” In DeFalco’s book, Stan Lee talks about how Shakespeare’s language influenced his own writing. While Lee’s Doc Ock doesn’t reach the grandiose heights of Doctor Doom, Molina is quite correct in intuiting that Lee was attempting to endow Ock with an elevated, theatrical speaking style comparable to that of Shakespearean villains. (The comics’ Spider-Man is Shakespearean in his own way, with his characteristic self-searching soliloquies.)

As I mentioned in one of my 1602 columns, this kind of stylized language seems to be out of favor nowadays, and all too often Lee and other Marvel writers made it seem corny. But Doc Ock’s tirades are important to the comedic side of Spider-Man. Ock is Spider-Man’s straight man, as are many of Spidey’s other foes. Doc Ock represents the dark side of the ubermensch concept: the superhuman who sees himself as superior to ordinary people. Spider-Man, though, is the superhuman as everyman, who remains down to earth, grounded, one of us, and who fights on our behalf. So it is right and appropriate that Spider-Man forsakes dramatic, elevated language for colloquial humor, and cuts Doctor Octopus’s self-important boasting to ribbons with his sharp shafts of ridicule. It’s like Yosemite Sam yelling that he’s the roughest, toughest, sharp-shootingest hombre west of the Rio Grande, only to be informed by Bugs Bunny, “What a maroon.”

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In an interview she gave before the first Spider-Man movie opened, Kirsten Dunst said that she originally thought she would be playing Spider-Man’s first real girlfriend, Gwen Stacy. Now there is testimony to the strength of the Spider-Man legend in American popular culture. Baby Boomers may not like to think about it, but Gwen Stacy died before Kirsten Dunst was born. And yet Dunst knew about Gwen.

Yet perhaps Dunst was intuiting something about the Mary Jane of the movies. The movie MJ has the same name and hair color as the original comics’ Mary Jane. As in the comics, the movies’ Mary Jane lived next door to the Parkers, had an unhappy family life, and went into acting and modeling. She eventually learns that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, and by the end of Spider-Man 2 Dunst’s MJ even calls him “tiger,” the comic book Mary Jane’s trademark pet name for Peter. (“Oh, Peter,” Gerry Conway once had the comics’ Mary Jane affectionately say, “I call you tiger because you’re not.”)

But other than that, the movie Mary Jane is very different from Stan Lee’s co-creation. The original comics version of MJ did not go to high school with Peter, though the Ultimate Spider-Man continuity makes her his classmate.

More importantly, the movie Mary Jane does not have the sassy, sensual, good-humored personality with which Stan Lee endowed her, and which won over readers’ affections.

In the original comics Peter Parker did not meet Gwen Stacy or Mary Jane Watson until he started college. While Steve Ditko was still drawing and plotting the series, Gwen began as a variation on Peter’s high school classmate Liz Allan: a snooty girl contemptuous of this new arrival. Subsequently, under the team of Stan Lee and artist John Romita, Sr., Gwen evolved into Peter Parker’s first true love. Lee and Romita turned her into their image of the perfect woman: beautiful, sweet, without faults. Lee says in the DeFalco book that Gwen was the woman Peter should have married.

In contrast, Mary Jane appears to have been the “Bad Girl,” or, rather, the “Not-as-Good Girl” to serve as counterpoint to Gwen’s “Good Girl.” Mary Jane was a “party girl,” though she wasn’t really bad. In 1960s comics under the Comics Code, she could hardly be “bad,” anyway: she couldn’t have been shown sleeping around, although her dalliance with Harry Osborn did not reflect well on her. Gwen and Mary Jane were like Spider-Man’s answer to Betty and Veronica in Archie, or maybe like the 1950s-1970s versions of Lois Lane and Lana Lang. Each duo was competing over the hero, but readers were meant to see Betty and Lois as the worthier of each pair.

What made Mary Jane less perfect than Gwen by the standards of that time was her apparent lack of moral seriousness: the early MJ just seemed to be out for a good time. The 1960s Mary Jane was also more sexually aggressive than Gwen. There was no hint that any of these characters were sleeping together, but it was very clear that Mary Jane exulted in the sexual side of her being. Despite her equally short outfits, and a particularly sexy dance sequence early on (Amazing Spider-Man #47), Gwen was more decorous about such matters.

So Gwen was the Ideal Girlfriend, but, not surprisingly, Mary Jane was more vivid and interesting as a character; her scenes were more fun to read than Gwen’s. As Lee acknowledges in the DeFalco book, the readers responded to Mary Jane more than he had intended.

As a genuine traditionalist, Roger Stern, as he states once more in the DeFalco book, has long opposed Mary Jane’s marriage to Peter in the comics. Stern still realizes that Mary Jane was the (rather tame) “Bad Girl” to Gwen’s “Good Girl,” and insists that Mary Jane should only act as a “spoiler” who resurfaces from time to time to complicate Peter’s life.

In the early 1970s John Romita and writer Gerry Conway decided to shake up the Spider-Man series by having the Green Goblin kill Gwen. This took place in the celebrated sequence at a New York City bridge (in Amazing Spider-Man #121-122 in 1973) that was restaged, with Mary Jane and a happier denouement, in the first Spider-Man movie. (Writer Gerry Conway, who killed Gwen and ““ temporarily, as it turned out ““ Norman Osborn, and turned Harry Osborn into the second Green Goblin, is the great unacknowledged source for the two Spider-Man movies.)

This storyline assured the immortality of Gwen Stacy as a character. Stan Lee had put Gwen up on a pedestal, and it worked in a decade before feminism took hold in American popular culture. But perfect Gwen was too two-dimensional to work as a character in later decades. Killing her off was the best thing for her character. It seems more appropriate for Gwen to seem perfect as the saintly deceased girlfriend, an icon rather than a living human being.

With Gwen gone, Mary Jane was the obvious candidate to become the series’ new leading lady. Conway even did a sequence that seems to anticipate the future, in which Peter, grieving over Gwen’s death, enters an apartment and a somber Mary Jane closes the door after them. Even despite a long period in which Mary Jane was absent from the series, no other credible candidate for leading lady emerged. (Anyone else remember Cissy Ironwood? You see my point.) One could even argue that the Black Cat took over MJ’s role as the Bad Girl, and the Cat really was bad: she was a criminal and she slept around!

By introducing the idea that Mary Jane had figured out that Peter Parker was Spider-Man, Tom DeFalco set the character on her new path in the comics. He also established her unhappy childhood and the nasty father who turns up in the first movie. DeFalco turned Mary Jane into Peter’s confidante, who shared his secret and could empathize with his unhappiness thanks to her own. Mary Jane now had a new depth and seriousness that made it easier to regard her as a potential leading lady for the series. Unlike Gwen, Mary Jane had proved capable of growth and evolution as a character. Although DeFalco had not intended it, he had set her on the road that led to her marriage to Peter in the comics later in the 1980s.

In his subsequent graphic novel, Spider-Man: Parallel Lives, Gerry Conway took DeFalco’s concept further, establishing that MJ had learned that Peter was Spider-Man on the night of Uncle Ben’s death. Conway made it clear that Mary Jane’s carefree “party girl” persona was a construct like Peter Parker’s Spider-Man identity. It was her own “mask” through which she could escape for a time from the unhappiness that scarred her childhood. Of course, MJ’s public persona involved a constant, irreverent wit. It was a variation of Stan Lee’s sense of humor, just as Spider-Man’s was.

So, Conway’s point was that Peter and Mary Jane had each developed dual identities, and that they were actually soulmates, made for each other.

But just as the title character of Spider-Man 2 lacks his comics’ counterpart’s rapid-fire repartee, the movies’ Mary Jane shows few signs of the irreverence and extroverted sexuality that made the comics character so appealing and distinctive. In fact, the filmmakers could easily have tied the movie MJ’s insistence on marrying John Jameson to the comic book MJ’s carefree, fun-seeking public persona. In denial about her continuing feelings for Peter, the movie Mary Jane could have assumed her happy-go-lucky facade in trying to convince herself and others that she’d just go on to the next good marital prospect.

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No wonder that the first movie’s Green Goblin ended up dangling MJ from a bridge. It seems appropriate that Kirsten Dunst goes from Mary Jane’s deep red hair in the first film to a blonder color in the new movie. Is Dunst’s character really closer to being Gwen Stacy than the original Lee-Romita version of Mary Jane Watson?Yet the movies don’t turn Mary Jane into the idealized figure that Gwen became. Though in the second movie her face seems to be on posters all around the city, the films’ Mary Jane remains grounded and down to Earth. Peter Parker never told Gwen Stacy he was Spider-Man; perhaps, in keeping with attitudes in the 1960s, he thought she couldn’t handle the truth about him. (Women were considered fragile back then: Peter feared if his Aunt May found out he was spider-Man, she would drop dead!) In the comics, Mary Jane discovered his dual identity on her own, eventually grew to accept the fact, became Peter’s confidant and their friendship evolved into love. She could share his troubles, whereas we never found out whether Gwen could.

The movie Mary Jane proves equally capable of accepting Peter as Spider-Man, and in fact, insists that she can share his potential dangers of his life. In this she is indeed like the Mary Jane of the comics as the character evolved in the 1980s.

And has anyone noticed how the end of Spider-Man 2 duplicates the end of Tim Burton’s first Batman? In each case, the masked hero does not want to reveal his secret identity to the leading lady, but she finds out anyway. Each film ends with the leading lady committed to a relationship with the costumed hero, and waiting as he goes off on another mission. But as Alfred drives her away, Vicki Vale seems accepting but not entirely happy about the situation; she will not return in the next Batman film. On the other hand, Mary Jane enthusiastically approves as Spider-Man, in response to a police siren, swings out to help. This is a partnership that could last.

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

On the very day that Spider-Man 2 opened, I filled out and handed in the necessary paperwork for teaching my course in “Comics as Literature” at New York University this fall. NYU is the model for Empire State University, where Peter Parker attended college in the comics. In the movies, however, Peter attends my own alma mater, Columbia University. (Though the movie doesn’t say so, he must be on full scholarship. How else could he afford it?) Nowadays I live not too far from Forest Hills, the site of Peter’s high school, Midtown High (before the current Marvel administration transplanted it to Manhattan, perhaps hoping no one would notice). All this and I share Spider-Man’s first name. Talk about parallel lives.

If you’re interested in the course, it’s listed at NYU’s website.

–Copyright 2004 Peter Sanderson

July 9, 2004

Trailer Park: And Where, And Where, Is The Batman?

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By Christopher Stipp

July 9, 2004

AND WHERE, AND WHERE, IS THE BATMAN?

I absolutely hated having to time my movie-going a few years back to sneak into a theater I knew was playing the new STAR WARS trailer. The movie it was attached to was not what I wanted to spend my money on and I sure as hell didn’t want to completely ruin an evening and be a really sad sack nerdite by seeing the thing and leaving. I did manage to catch it before my intended film started that very same weekend and since then I have noticed studios doing this every so often, attaching anticipated trailers with films that aren’t worth going to see in the first place, which brings me to CATWOMAN.

While speculation ran rampant that the new trailer for BATMAN BEGINS was going to show before SPIDER-MAN 2 (a move that would’ve ensured at least a couple hundred eyes, depending on which box office figures you believe, would’ve seen it) it was all for naught as word has it that it will now be attached to CATWOMAN. Now, I really don’t want to sound negative, even though it is funnier than all hell to see Halle Berry acting like a complete buffoon as she displays her “catisms” (the hissing, the curious eyeballing of the Jaguar hood ornament, the landing on all fours, and even the bullwhipping, I find all really entertaining), but the truth is that the film really isn’t a strong draw. I don’t care what figures the studio heads are looking at or what the tracking tells them but every word I’ve read has pointed to danger. I could be mistaken. I hope for WB’s sake, I am. Now, with BATMAN BEGINS, a movie that stands to be an inch or two better than this female “revision” of DC’s female version of Batman, is in peril of becoming associated with CATWOMAN, a movie people will see as a quasi-BATMAN sequel. From what you and I know about the general public, they will not know what many have already committed to memory in the years as fans have followed the series. Now the question remains: is this trailer attachment a way to generate interest in another BAT property for next year and will likely be regarded as a positive or negative thing by the kind of reception CATWOMAN gets or is this a last ditch attempt to get you to fork over your dough, like a company looking to double dip into your pocketbook with another EVIL DEAD DVD box set, to help inflate the bottom line for this film’s first weekend in release before the trailer eventually hits the Internet? Both true? Neither? Enquiring minds”¦

I could be just an alarmist who is bitter and has to rearrange his schedule, should the trailer not be released on the Internet the same day as CATWOMAN’S release, just to see a glimpse of Christopher Nolan’s vision of a newer, slightly less embarrassing, caped crusader. CATWOMAN possibly break new box office records. From the cheap seats here, however, it just doesn’t look that way.

In other news, I hope you dig this week’s fare. I included a few bombs into the mix of interesting trailers I saw this week. Most notably, the new film from Pauly Shore (no, he’s not dead) looks like a better time than JURY DUTY and a very, very, tiny film by the name of NOI ALBINOI nearly made clip of the week but was edged out by Joel Schumacher’s dark vision for PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. Besides, anything with Phantoms in the title has gotta be the bomb, yo.


TAXI (2004) Director:Tim Story
Cast: Queen Latifah, Jimmy Fallon, Ann-Margret, Gisele Bundchen, Henry Simmons, Jennifer Esposito
Release: October 8, 2004
Synopsis: Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon team up in this non-stop action-comedy. Latifah is New York’s fastest cabbie whose skills behind the wheel and souped-up car help an overeager undercover cop (Jimmy Fallon) pursue a gang of female bank robbers.
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Prognosis: Negative. Jimmy Fallon. How exactly do you describe his brand of comedy?

From what I can tell, Fallon is seen as a comedic voice for a young, stylishly messed up hair generation, an entertainer for the Hollister-wearing sect who think that Hot Topic is “keeping it real” and are really edgy, and he’s also one of the only comedians who I can tell, by watching Weekend Update on SNL who delighted in laughing at his own jokes. In the trailer for TAXI, oddly enough, he seems to just play things straight. Why no one thought to tell him this technique might have been infinitesimally more effective years ago than giggling like a wanton school girl after everything Tina Fey had to say is beyond me. Here, however, he comes off with a slight sheen of charisma and I actually believe it.

He comes off as inept, meek, and irresponsible, strengths he can really play to his advantage, and when he tries to commandeer a vehicle, in the opening scene of this trailer, to chase down one of the finest looking ladies this side of Brigitte Nielsen who just robbed a bank, the ensuing pile up of cars lets you know precisely what you’re going to get in this film. Although the “alright, I get it” feeling comes over you after the 3rd or 4th car that rams into each other, it isn’t until he steps into Queen Latifah’s cab where all the ire for this film should be aimed at.

“I don’t usually stop for white guys; my way of balancing the universe.”

If you pause for a moment and think about the implications of the above quote you will notice that this marks the 2nd film, right after BRINING DOWN THE HOUSE, which has used poking fun at white people as its comedic thrust inside its trailers. I won’t make a commentary about the right of equal time in the future should someone have the brass ones to do it right back, but the very same vibe that kept me from going to see HOUSE are the same ones that will keep me from even coming close to seeing this one. Odd word choice aside, the AC/DC song “Highway to Hell” is a nice inclusion into the trailer’s background. Latifah’s souped-up taxi, looking like a repainted version of K’s car seen in MEN IN BLACK, is the focus for much of what remains of the trailer after this.

After we get the set-up, there are some moments that are supposed to be funny: Queen puckers her lips to the hot bank robber as they drive next to each other, Queen says she’ll help Jimmy out but “the meter’s running,” Jimmy blows out Queen’s passenger side window with a wayward gunshot only to have Queen yell at him with Fallon jumping back in an inexplicable moment of childish cowardice. To make up for the previous minute and a half of skin pulling, we get something most of the dudes out there can appreciate: bikinis, guns, fast cars, broken glass, and, the ever popular when you have a movie with fast moving vehicles, a jump over an unfinished bridge.

Luc Besson. Does anyone remember when his movies conjured up images of young ladies with pistols? Of Rosanna Arquette in the water with an intimidating Jean Reno as he plunged deep into the ocean? Of finely crafted action movies? Well, I have and he’s actually credited with penning a very early draft of this film. I cannot imagine, and it pains me to try, what kind of hatchet job this movie has been through since it left his hands. I hardly think he had Fallon and Latifah getting into zany misadventures in mind when he put pen to paper.


PAULY SHORE IS DEAD (2004) Director:Pauly Shore
Cast: Jaime Bergman, Ben Stiller, Sean Penn, Fred Durst, Tom Sizemore, Chris Rock, Whoopi Goldberg, Heidi Fleiss, Ellen DeGeneres, Kurt Loder
Release:Summer 2004 (Limited)
Synopsis: Hollywood comedian/actor Pauly Shore loses everything: his house, nobody in Hollywood wants to represent him, he moves back home with his mom and is now parking cars at the Comedy Store. Then one night when he’s up in his mom’s loft, a dead famous comedian appears who tells Pauly to kill himself cause he’ll go down as a comedic genius who died before his time. Pauly then fakes his own death, and the media goes crazy. Celebrities are talking about him on MTV and girls are fighting over him on Jerry Springer. It’s everything that he wanted…his plan worked. A week or so later the LAPD is tipped off about his whereabouts and they break down the door of the seedy motel room that he’s hiding out in and throw him in LA County’s celebrity wing.
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Prognosis: Positive. Is it wrong to admit that there is something funny about this movie?

I believe the statement can be made that I was probably not the only one who helped financially support Pauly Shore’s career in the real late 80’s, early 90’s. I was there for ENCINO MAN, I paid to see SON-IN-LAW, I laughed at IN THE ARMY NOW (which, I am almost therapeutically admitting here, I just bought on DVD), and I even ponied up a couple week’s allowance (back when a CD sale meant you only paid $15.99) for his first comedy CD.

Then 1994 hit.

I don’t know if it was a paradigm shift in my own taste or the taste with the rest of the country but his shtick was simply not funny anymore. I happily lost track of the VHS copies of his movies and all but forgot about my interest in the man. Then, a few years ago, there was resurgence, a blip really, of popularity for the man. I had heard about him wanting to make this film, saw him incessantly on Celebrities Uncensored (a vile vice worse than pounding stacks of Double Stuf Oreos late at night), and developed a little short-term nostalgia for the man. The premise of this flick is great: Pauly appears to off himself as a P.R. stunt to secure a somewhat luxurious place in comedic history as a memorable actor but eventually gets caught trying to do pull it all off.

What’s great about this trailer is that it moves fast. We are shown a man on the downslide of life: his sitcom is cancelled, that Carrot Top moved inside his old house (I believe Carrot Top is the devil incarnate and makes the joke ever so much funnier.), is despondent as he lives inside his mother’s house and gets the idea to kill himself, and that’s where the cameos start.

One thing you’ll notice about the movie, if you investigate it further, is the sheer amount of celebrity that is squeezed into it. Not only do you get View Askew’s own Jason Mewes, but you have enough A-list and B-list starts to choke a chicken with. Chris Rock? Vince Vaughn? The Hilton sisters? The list literally could go on for a few inches, and it does for nearly a foot, as the number of actors who are in this movie are mind-boggling.

I am not sure if the trailer does itself a disservice by not giving more of a glimpse of the star power contained in it. I realize that even though it might be cheating by showing a cameo and it ends up only lasting a few seconds when the movie actually plays but tough crap. I bought enough X-Men books in my day that showed an all out war on the cover only to be stiffed by a weak ass fight near the end of the book. Even though this film is only getting a limited release, the website says the DVD will follow shortly thereafter. Either way, I’ll give this film a chance and take a second look at the Weasel.


CHRISTMAS WITH THE CRANKS (2004) Director: Joe Roth
Cast: Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Aykroyd
Release: November 24, 2004
Synopsis: Based on the John Grisham bestseller of the same name, the film centers on Luther Krank, a man who decides to skip Christmas and all the surrounding trappings and go on a vacation with his wife Nora (Curtis) instead. When his daughter decides at the last minute to come home for the holiday, Krank is forced to put Christmas back together.
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Prognosis: Negative. Where do you put a movie like this?

I can tell you, without even having read the script or seeing more than five minutes of contiguous footage, your parents will love this film. They will laugh their proverbial nuts off when the mailman goes sliding on a sheet of ice or when Tim Allen gets a face full of Botox and can’t manage to keep anything in his mouth because he’s virtually numb from the neck up; this is comedic gold, nay, comedy platinum, to Middle America.

Snobbery has nothing to do with the above comments, but a lack of creativity and originality has everything to do with how limp this film looks. Many of us expect more from our films only because we’ve seen it all already and probably, as young’uns, have seen both sides of the funny movie coin. If I took an informal poll I would guess that most here enjoy the more subtle giggles of a movie that doesn’t pander as hard as this film does in its trailer. There is a heavy reliance on physical humor with the jokes and it’s a market already cornered, currently, by Will Ferrell.

The film had an interesting premise: a husband and wife decide to skip celebrating the annual ritual of gift giving, but, as an army of soccer moms and dads bear down on the couple, a latter day suburban junta clad with warriors willing to take down moving vehicles, we have a community that is freakishly willing to fight their neighbors to male them see the error of their ways; they obviously aren’t too concerned with the Goldman’s or Schwartz’s around the corner. That’s the real shame here. A film that could have been done with sinister precision is now your everyday adult comedy brought to you with as much bite as a toothless heroin user.

Taken together, and considering the odd, singular CGI inserts showing the decimation of a Christmas tree and a wrecking ball that takes out a snowman, the only thing really appealing in this trailer is seeing Jamie-Lee Curtis scream her lungs out no less than three times; it reminded me of better days, and better films, like HALLOWEEN. Such is the cost of growing older, I guess.

A movie like this, with a built-in reading audience that gobbles Grisham’s work up with every published novel that debuts, might just be critic-proof in the same way most summer flicks are impenetrable by a reviewers’ stern cautioning. It’s light, whimsical fare, coupled with a holiday centered theme, might turn a tidy profit with the crowds that will flock to this flick in heady anticipation of seeing that mailman take another spill on his ass.


NOI ALBINOI (2003) Director: Dagur Kári
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Release: Fall 2004 (Limited)
Synopsis: Is he the village idiot or a genius in disguise? 17 year old Noi drifts through life on a remote fjord in the north of Iceland. In winter, the fjord in the north of Iceland is cut off from the outside world, surrounded by ominous mountains and buried under a shroud of snow. Noi dreams of escaping from this white-walled prison with Iris, a city girl who works in a local gas station. But his clumsy attempt at escape spirals out of control and ends in complete failure. Only a natural disaster will shatter Noi’s universe and offer him a window into a better world.
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Prognosis: Positive. There are many reasons to escape the mainstream. Many people will say it’s just because some individuals want to appear cool or put on the affectations of someone who needs to be different but, to me, escaping the populist fare of modern American cinema and seeking a flick like this might be enough to simply give someone an appreciation for the talent exuding from other parts of the world.

Yes, this is a film with subtitles. Unfortunately or fortunately, depending if you’re racist, according to The National Foreign Language Center in Washington DC, the percentage of individuals who speak English around the entire globe is roughly only around 20%. What this means to you is that there is 80% of the world’s population who have stories to tell, who don’t speak this language, want to put it on DV or celluloid and this is one that has been graciously subtitled for our pleasure. It’s a story unlike every other that will come out this year and it’s visual appeal would’ve made up for any ambiguity in the plot of which there is none as everything is easily understandable if you’re willing to just look at it.

We have our protagonist, who looks like a darker, more brooding version of Powder, who has to start his day in the cold Nordic town in which he lives. Simply looking at the snowed-in area in which he lives is enough to make you thankful this is summertime and that most of us live closer to the equator than they do, but there is a subtle, genuine beauty in it all. There is also something to be said of the first few bars of music that underlay the imagery; it’s warm and inviting in a way that an unknown song sonically takes you over. After our man gets his rump out of bed, instead of him shoveling the driveway he has to shovel out of his house.

We next get the vibe there is something going on with the boy as he hasn’t really said a word as he uses a rifle to shoot truck sized icicles off a small mountain ridge; it seems very sad in a “tell me more” kind of way. The obligatory “we won!” award mentions, playing right in with the mood of the trailer, is welcome. Lord only knows what kind of an uphill battle this movie has with the market for foreign films not spoken in English being what is here in the States and so it’s nice to see that others have done the work for you and there just may be something there worth the effort to see. This sentiment is confirmed as our young man, Noi, is scrutinized by a shrink who asks how often the young man “flogs the dolphin.” From here we learn the kid wants to be a lawyer, much to the amusement of the man sitting with him in his Jockey’s and wife beater, and then, out of nowhere, we get a lone man on a stage. The man starts to sing a song in English, imagine that, and it’s genuinely effective here as our protagonist gallivants with a brown haired beauty that could pass for a Nordic Kirsten Dunst in low light; the two kiss, have a little fun, and then she breaks a window to get inside a house. It’s all very sweet.

The remainder of this trailer gives us snippets of reviews from American sources in an attempt to give this film, again, a better chance of survival in the open waters of commerce. It’s not that it’s desperate but it’s an admirable thing to see someone trying so hard to get a film noticed. Even based on the remaining clips at the end of this trailer I would gladly pass up WHITE CHICKS or any number of failed attempts at populist pap. The latter does have a warm place in my heart, it does. It’s just when you see something like this that makes you wonder at the possibilities at what 80% of the world is capable of producing.


PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (2004) Director: Joel Schumacher
Cast: Gerard Butler, Emmy Rossum, Patrick Wilson, Simon Callow, Miranda Richardson, Minnie Driver
Release: December 3, 2004 (Limited)
Synopsis: Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera tells the story of a disfigured musical genius (Gerard Butler) who haunts the catacombs beneath the Paris Opera, waging a reign of terror over its occupants. When he falls fatally in love with the lovely Christine (Emmy Rossum), the Phantom devotes himself to creating a new star for the Opera, exerting a strange sense of control over the young soprano as he nurtures her extraordinary talents.
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Prognosis: Positive. The man who made sure Hollywood didn’t dump one wooden nickel into a comic book film for years made this film? I’m beyond impressed.

It starts out very dingy. There is clutter everywhere on the screen. Harking back to the 1800’s, where candles and bright colored costumes provided the means by which people were entertained, the film takes place in the Paris Opera House but the trailer gives none of this information. The trailer is as delicate as the ballerina’s feet that warm themselves up in a small wooden box on the floor, next to the stage on which she will perform.

The violin that plays quickly, keeping pace with the back and forth clips from various points in the film, works perfectly with the dark mood that the movie conveys. We get to see the lush fabric the players used in their productions, the conductor in the orchestra pit handing out music for the merry minstrels to play, exotic dancing and formal moments of ballroom waltzing flicker for a moment together in one breath. There are masks, sword fighting in the snow, an ugly chick, spacious rooms where people are gallivanting gleefully, a glimpse at the Phantom, torches (which may mean a hunt for the phantom beast in which case I hope Schumacher decides this could story could use some revising as well with things possibly resulting in a public burning at the stake.), a monkey (which always does a movie a bit of good), some late night boating, and a hoard of other mentally burnable images that just go by too fast to mention.

The music is simply delicious, the cast isn’t pimped out with high-class names, like sellable whores to make the masses come, there is no scroll of any kind (save for the obligatory maker of the film and when it is coming out), and it makes me want to see what kind of film this can be even more. There is room for error, for sure, but Schumacher is still in the hole with me for his successful barfing upon the BATMAN series and the piss poor attempt at making Chris Rock into some kind of action star with BAD COMPANY. He does get some Brownie points towards getting his Good Director patch back with this trailer but if this film is half as good as the clips within it indicate he mustn’t worry about a thing.

Comics in Context #44: Weavers of the Webs

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:08 am

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To review a superhero movie like the brand new blockbuster Spider-Man 2 for this column, I intend to examine it in the context of the comics upon which it is based. What does Spider-Man 2 draw from the history of over forty years’ worth of Spider-Man comics? How does it reinterpret the comics’ themes and characters, for better or for worse?

The opening credit sequence for both Spider-Man movies prominently feature the line “Based on the comic book by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.” (You’ll notice that’s significantly not the same as “Based on the comic book series created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko,” which, presumably, would have a different legal meaning.) Lee and Ditko created Spider-Man, but the movies also draw on elements of the series as they evolved over the following four decades in the hands of a long succession of other writers and artists. (For example, the climactic confrontation in the first movie, with the Green Goblin threatening to drop Mary Jane Watson from a New York City bridge, is an uncredited reworking of Gerry Conway and Gil Kane’s story of the death of Gwen Stacy in the comics.)

By examining these different writers’ and artists’ intentions in chronicling Spider-Man, we can gain insights into how the series has changed over the years, and how Sam Raimi’s movie versions reinterpret this long heritage.

The DVD set for Columbia and Marvel’s first Spider-Man movie includes a featurette on the history of Spider-Man in the comics. Stan Lee is interviewed, of course, and, not unexpectedly, Spider-Man’s original artist, Steve Ditko, who has always refused to give interviews, is not. But John Romita, Sr., the second artist on Amazing Spider-Man, speaks on camera. As for Lee and Romita’s successors on the characters, the documentary leaps through time to Todd McFarlane, who drew Spider-Man in the late 1980s and early 1990s. John Byrne, who worked on Spider-books shortly before the current Marvel administration took over, shows up. And everyone else in the documentary is a writer, artist, or Marvel executive who has worked on Spider-Man in recent years.

This, it would seem, is the official Marvel history of Spider-Man in the comics. There are the hallowed days when Stan Lee wrote the series, and there’s Now, with, it would seem, almost nothing (and no one) that the present Powers That Be consider to be of note in between. I have encountered this corporate sort of attitude before: that what is published Now is better than what was published Back Then before We took over. But this is not necessarily true.

Those who find this version of history to be so riddled with gaps as to resemble Swiss cheese should instead direct their attention to a new book by one of the people omitted from the Spider-Man DVD. Titan Books has just published Comics Creators on Spider-Man, a collection of interviews with Spider-Man‘s leading writers and pencillers by Tom DeFalco, who himself was an important editor and writer on the character.

Perhaps more importantly, DeFalco was also a longtime editor in chief at Marvel, who restored stability and communal feeling to Marvel editorial after the end of his predecessor’s troubled regime, and presided over one of the publishing division’s most prosperous period. Nonetheless, in yet another example of the Bizarro World rules that now govern the comics business, all that DeFalco is currently doing in comics is writing a series he co-created, Spider-Girl, a well-crafted series about an alternate timeline in which Peter Parker has a teenage daughter who has inherited his powers and succeeded him as a costumed crimefighter. (Marvel has recently released a digest-size paperback collection of the first Spider-Girl stories, if you’d like to see for yourself.)

But just as another Spider-editor in exile, Danny Fingeroth, found a new outlet for his knowledge and experience in comics by writing Superman on the Couch (see Comics in Context #41), Tom DeFalco has now compiled this excellent new book about Spider-Man, with interviews that are unfailingly informative, good-humored, and entertaining. It may amuse American readers that this book about a leading American superhero, since it is published by Titan, a British company, is full of British spellings (like “colour” for “color”).

Now you may ask why Marvel doesn’t publish a book like this itself. That’s a good question, but perhaps it’s just as well they didn’t. DeFalco leaves no gaps in his coverage: he deals with every period of Spider-Man’s comics history from his 1962 debut right through the present. There’s no Ditko interview, of course, and an editor’s note explains that contemporary Spider-Man writer J. Michael Straczynski declined to be interviewed. But virtually every other living major writer and penciller associated with Spider-Man is in the book. I would have liked to have seen interviews with some of the principal editors in Spider-Man’s history. such as Jim Salicrup and Danny Fingeroth, as well. But I can understand that there might not have been room, and the creative roles of editors Salicrup, Fingeroth, Ralph Macchio, and even DeFalco himself, are often mentioned by the interviewees.

This is not necessarily a book for people who only know Spider-Man from the movies or even from Spider-Man comics of the last few years. Though DeFalco provides helpful sidebars explaining various characters and story lines from the Spider-Man canon, this is the sort of book that contains not one but two discussions of a character as obscure as the Rocket Racer. So this is really a book for comics aficionados who already have some sense and knowledge of the four decade sweep of Spider-Man history and want to learn more. I would like to think there’s enough of an audience for this sort of book. Its potential readership could range from old-time fans who may no longer read Spider-Man comics but want to read more about the stories they remember from past decades, to new readers who are beginning to explore Marvel’s Essential and Masterworks reprint collections and want to learn more about Marvel’s rich past.

Unlike many interviewers in the comics press, DeFalco gives the reader a sense of what his interviewees are like as people: he asks them how they first discovered and came to love comics and the Spider-Man series in particular. He questions them about how they broke into comics, and I find it interesting to see how the process changed so considerably over the decades. Len Wein’s interview disturbingly points out how DC was initially more resistant towards the wave of Baby Boomers seeking to break into comics: he recalls that he and his friend, fellow writer Marv Wolfman, were unjustly suspected of stealing artwork from DC and fired simply because they were young. But Marvel seems to have been more welcoming, and DC eventually became more open to new talent. Even into the 1980s, it was still relatively easy to break into comics, with people working on fanzines, making personal contacts in the business, and sometimes even being invited to apply for a job. (That’s how it happened to me.) But times changed as the business grew: J. Marc DeMatteis reminisces affectionately about a devastatingly critical letter Paul Levitz sent him about his first submission in the 1980s, and artist Mark Buckingham recalls how formidable the odds against breaking in appeared by the decade’s end. By the end of the book, Brian Michael Bendis is saying how it took him nine years of trying to become an “overnight success”!

Not surprisingly, DeFalco is interested in exploring the craft of writing and drawing comics, so people seeking to make their careers in the business may find helpful hints from this book. (However, considering the depressed state of the business, maybe they should look elsewhere than comics for work! In his interview Ron Frenz recalls how he gave up a steady job in animation to go into comics. It’s hard to imagine someone doing that nowadays.)

Now, this is not a book that deals in the kind of lit crit analysis that is the stock in trade of this column. Nonetheless, there are gems to be mined in each of the interviews in DeFalco’s book. Let me be your tour guide and point out and comment on some that impressed me. (And then go get the book and find your own favorites.)

The interviews are arranged in chronological order, from the earliest people who worked on Spider-Man to the most recent. Hence it is Spider-Man’s co-creator, Stan Lee, who leads off the book. Now Lee’s interviews vary considerably in quality. There are those in which he is clearly just recycling his rote answers perfected over the decades of talking to the press. But Lee can be much more forthcoming and insightful when speaking with an interviewer with real knowledge of comics and with whom he feels comfortable. Tom DeFalco, his longtime professional colleague, with whom Lee has even worked on stories, fills the bill. I find DeFalco’s interview an illuminating supplement to themes in Jordan Raphael and Tom Spurgeon’s admirable biography of Lee (see Comics in Context #15 and 16).

Asked about influences on his writing, Stan Lee names Jules Verne, H. G. Wells, and Edgar Rice Burroughs (as if to support Alan Moore’s theory that these authors wrote stories that were forebears of the superhero genre) as well as Mark Twain (which may benefit students of the history of American humor who may try to draw a line from Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn to Peter Parker). Lee cites great pulp characters who were proto-superheroes, including the Shadow and (of course) the Spider.

“Believe it or not,” Lee continues, “I also read Charles Dickens”; oh, I believe it. Dickens wrote fiction published in serial form, combined melodrama and humor, wrote coming-of-age stories about young heroes, set much of his work in the great metropolis of his country, and, consciously or intuitively, continually wrote stories along mythic patterns. Certainly I see the connection.

As for Shakespeare, Lee said he didn’t understand most of it until later in his life, but that “I loved the sound of his verse, the rhythm and the way his words came together. . . . That kind of dialogue sounded so dramatic to me. I’m kind of corny myself so I related to it.” This also makes sense. Lee’s understanding of Shakespeare’s content may be limited: I hope he’s joking in his apparent inability to distinguish between great poetry and “corn.” Still, he is clearly influenced by the sound of his language, in his grandiose story titles, in the elevated language of characters like Thor, the Silver Surfer and Doctor Doom, and even in the colloquial humor of characters like Spider-Man and the Thing, serving a similar purpose as the prose dialogue of Shakespearean clowns.

One potentially touchy topic is the question of whether Lee considers Steve Ditko to be Spider-Man’s co-creator. Lee’s answer is revealing in its ambiguity. He accepts Ditko’s contention that he is the co-creator because he designed the character’s visual appearance. In that respect, Lee agrees that Ditko is co-creator; here he is perhaps also bowing to the current belief in the comics industry that the original artist should get creator credit. Nonetheless, Lee also notes that “in my heart of hearts, I still feel that the guy who comes up with the original idea for something is the guy who created it.”

Showing his way with words, Lee describes his intention in creating Spider-Man with admirable conciseness: “I just wanted to do what I thought would be the first realistic superhero.” Of course, the Fantastic Four had preceded Spider-Man, but this nonetheless sums up perfectly what the revolutionary impact of Spider-Man was for solo superhero series.

Yet Lee also points to how what seems a revolutionary event in American popular culture may not appear so dramatic, even to its own instigator, at the time. Recalling how there were new trends for different genres in comics every few years, Lee says that when Fantastic Four became commercially successful, “I just assumed that it was the time for a superhero trend. I never thought it would last more than two or three years, if that long.” What might he have done differently had he known these characters would still be popular forty years hence ““ and making millions for their owners?

Lee also shows us that a writer’s creations do not always work the way he (consciously) intends them to. Asked to compare Spider-Man’s first real girlfriend, Gwen Stacy, to Mary Jane Watson, Lee praises Gwen as an ideal woman and declares that she would have made “the perfect wife” for Peter. Yet he confesses that despite his efforts with Gwen, the readers preferred Mary Jane, whom he describes as “hip and cool.” Perhaps the readers were right: Gwen was depicted as Lee’s idea of the Perfect Girlfriend, coming off as rather two-dimensional, whereas Mary Jane, freed from the necessity of acting the moral paragon, had more sheer vitality as a character, and seemed more real. It’s strange, then, that in the movies Mary Jane may have her comics namesake’s acting and modeling career, but lacks her humor and “cool.” It’s as if Kirsten Dunst was really cast as Gwen; no wonder her hair gets blonder in the second movie.

I’m intrigued by Lee’s own ambiguity towards the comics medium. He says that, yes, indeed, “I was intentionally trying to write the kind of stories that older readers would enjoy.” In another perfect phrase, he sums up, “I tried to make them fairy tales for grownups.” And yet shortly afterwards he confesses that “I always felt that I’d eventually get out of comics. I never felt it was a job for a grown man.” Despite his achievements, he still feels this way, confirming one of the points that Raphael and Sturgeon make about him. Of course, DeFalco points out that Lee is still doing comics projects occasionally, and Lee good-humoredly agrees that despite his efforts to leave, he keeps being asked to do comics and probably will never get out of the business. (He does not quote Al Pacino in Godfather 3, but might as well have.)

The interview with John Romita that follows confirms some things I already had heard: that Mary Jane was visually modeled after Ann-Margret (though I didn’t know Romita was specifically thinking of her in the movie Bye Bye Birdie), and that Lee and Ditko had disagreed over the true identity of the Green Goblin, who Ditko had wanted to be a nobody no one recognizes. (But Lee and Ditko had already done that with the unmasking of the Crime-Master!)

I had always assumed that when Romita succeeded Ditko as Spider-Man artist, a conscious decision was made to make Peter Parker look handsomer and more muscular. So it was a surprise to discover that this is yet another example of how the Spider-Man series evolved in a way that the creators did not consciously intend. Romita confesses that “I tried like crazy to make Peter look skinny and narrow-shouldered, but I just couldn’t do it.”

Again, I already knew that it was Romita who proposed killing off Gwen Stacy to shake up Spider-Man’s status quo. But I hadn’t known till this interview that Romita had been inspired by the unexpected death of the heroine Raven Sherman in Milton Caniff’s Terry and the Pirates decades before. Caniff had with one stroke endowed the adventure comic strip with greater capacity for realism and a wider, darker emotional range; Gwen’s death had a similar impact on superhero comics, as Gerry Conway’s interview in this book emphasizes.

It’s good to be reminded by Romita’s interview that the comic books of the Golden and Silver Ages were influenced by adventure comic strips in their own classic period in the first half of the Twentieth Century, a body of work of which most contemporary comics pros and fans have little awareness. Romita credits Caniff’s Dragon Lady, the memorable villainess from “Terry,” as an inspiration for his visualization of the Kingpin’s wife Vanessa.

Similarly, the movies of Hollywood’s Golden Age were an influence on Romita, who explains that he modeled Gwen’s father, Captain Stacy, on the craggy character actor Charles Bickford. It’s intriguing to me that Romita partially based the Kingpin on another character actor, Edward Arnold, perhaps best known now as a corporate villain in Frank Capra’s movies.

And I find it amusing that in designing the visuals for Daily Bugle editor Joe Robertson, Romita envisioned him as an ex-prizefighter. Romita reports that Lee ignored this; the moviemakers certainly didn’t pick up on it, making their Robertson look rather out of shape.

I hadn’t read that many interviews with Gerry Conway, Lee’s first successor as writer of Amazing Spider-Man (not counting a short period when Roy Thomas substituted for Stan), so I was surprised by how intelligently analytical he can be.

Certainly, Conway pins down the difference between Stan Lee and the first two major writers to come to Marvel after the revolution he launched: Roy Thomas, a former teacher, and Denny O’Neil, a future teacher, both of whom were born in a period between Lee’s “Greatest Generation” and the Baby Boomers like Conway. “Stan was something of a primitive,” Conway accurately observes, “and I mean that in a good way ““ he worked from the gut, inspired by instinct. On the other hand, Roy and Denny were both intellectuals of a sort, and their work was more sophisticated. They brought a deeper historical and literary understanding to the material.” This distinction is to a degree true of the Baby Boomer generation of writers whom Thomas would bring into Marvel: they saw the potential for building their own works of personal expression upon the imaginative foundation that Lee and his collaborators had laid.

Not only was Conway the first Boomer to write Spider-Man, but he reminds us that he was about the same age as Peter Parker at the time: still only nineteen! Boomers were growing up reading Silver Age Marvels in the 1960s and then taking over writing these very series in the 1970s.

Conway spends much of his interview discussing the death of Gwen Stacy, and, in particular, the mysterious snapping sound when Spider-Man caught the falling Gwen. Though this would not be made explicit in the comics for decades, the “snap” suggested that the impact of Spider-Man catching the fallen Gwen was what actually killed her. Even more directly than in the case of Uncle Ben, Spider-Man had inadvertently been responsible for the death of someone he loved.

Conway says that he did not think through what it meant when he placed the “snap” sound effect in the scene. But he has enough insight into the writing process to realize “It’s one of a very few inspired moments in my career when my subconscious mind made a choice that meant so much more than my conscious mind ever intended.”

Indeed, Conway says that he was not fully aware of how that scene altered the history of superhero comics until he read Kurt Busiek and Alex Ross’s Marvels, whose restaging of Gwen’s death is its climactic scene.

Referring to his own version of Gwen’s death, Conway asserts that “in that story, we introduced fatalism and despair into the comics universe.”

Indeed, when I’ve sought to figure out for myself exactly when the Silver Age ended, I come up with three landmarks: Jack Kirby’s departure from Marvel (To me, his “Fourth World” books for DC are not part of the Silver Age but of the period that followed), the end of Stan Lee’s run on Amazing Spider-Man, and the death of Gwen, which brought the optimistic spirit of the Silver Age to a decisive end.

Here’s another big surprise. I had always assumed that Conway had co-created the Punisher to be a continuing character, Marvel’s costumed counterpart to the Executioner, the leading character of a series of novels.

But no. Conway contends that he came up with the Punisher as “an afterthought to the Jackal,” the new criminal mastermind who first appeared in the same issue of Amazing Spider-Man. Originally Conway intended the Punisher to be “a one-shot character.” Once again, a comics character evolved in a direction that his creator had not originally intended. And indeed, the Punisher seems to me the most prominent Marvel lead character who has the least to do with the traditional Marvel spirit, as embodied in Stan Lee’s own scripts and characters.

Len Wein, like other interviewees from the 1970s, speaks of his awe at getting the opportunity to write Amazing Spider-Man. “I was scared. I wasn’t sure I was good enough.” This would be following in Stan Lee’s footsteps, working in the shadow of the classic stories he wrote. This is an awe that the first generation following Stan Lee, the Baby Boomers who grew up reading his comics, felt. It’s not something I detect in the interviews of the younger professionals here, or elsewhere.

Marv Wolfman introduces several recurring themes in this interview book. One is the question of just how old Peter Parker should be in the comics. Brian Bendis, in his interview in this book (as well as recently in his Comics series Alias) claims that Peter is now thirty! I’d be surprised if many others at Marvel agree; I think of him as no more than twenty-five. Considering how many interviewees here think that Peter should not have aged beyond his college years, it’s astonishing that he has nevertheless slowly grown even older over the decades.

Wolfman says that he once discussed this matter with Ditko, and they agreed that Spider-Man should have stayed sixteen years old. “Sixteen is the last year where you’re allowed to be a total foul-up,” Wolfman contends. “If he’s still fouling up as an adult, he just isn’t a hero anymore. He’s pathetic.”

Really? It’s good to know that adults never foul up. I wish someday I’d meet adults like that. I wish someday we’d even elect adults like that to national office. I somehow think that Spider-Man has relevance to people older than sixteen.

But Wolfman’s insistence that Spider-Man should have stayed sixteen may relate to his perception of a bigger, more serious problem: he says that “kids are no longer buying comics.” As a result, he says that series like Spider-Man are now aimed at an adult audience, and as a result “don’t sell or work quite as well.” Wolfman points out that series like Spider-Man can be written in a way to appeal both to younger readers and to older, more sophisticated ones. “I think we slowly weeded out the younger readers over the years by writing stories they couldn’t understand or be interested in,” Wolfman asserts.

I think Wolfman’s right about this. It’s important that Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man movies don’t make the same mistake. Middle-aged movie critics like them, and so do the small children I saw at the Spider-Man 2 showing I attended. But how many young kids would respond as enthusiastically to current Spider-Man comics, even the Ultimate versions allegedly aimed at new, young readers? I don’t know if the main problem is the level of sophistication. I suspect it’s that over the decades superhero comics writers, with their emphasis on psychological themes and angst, have neglected the craft of entertaining their readers. How many adult fans of the Spider-Man movies, who respond to the joyous web-swinging sequences, the kinetic power of the fight sequences, and even the sheer romantic fervor of the love scenes, would find anything in the comics that create the same visceral impact?

If the writers of the 1970s and early 1980s were intimidated by the idea of living up to Stan Lee’s example on The Amazing Spider-Man, Wolfman accuses more recent writers of straying too far from what Lee intended. Wolfman begins by talking about the necessity of getting a character’s individual speaking style correct: “If you don’t get the nuance of the dialogue right, the entire character falls apart.” (So, one might ask, does the movie Spider-Man, who refrains from his familiar Stan Lee-style witticisms, really sound like Spider-Man?) From there Wolfman moves to the greater issue that, as he sees it, “today’s writers are more concerned with writing a book in their own, individual style than in preserving a character.” Wolfman contends that various contemporary writers are more interested in “making a splash” in writing a long-running character than in maintaining the character’s consistency, and that “Strangely enough, the companies seem to encourage this attitude.”

Maybe that’s not so strange nowadays when characters get rebooted and revised over and over, or get spun off into alternate versions as in Marvel’s Ultimate books. Classic stories that shaped the characters’ personalities are summarily dumped from the official canon. Even Stan Lee’s own classic stories get rewritten, altering the dialogue he crafted to express the characters’ personalities.

Quite rightly, Wolfman declares that “Writers and artists should consider themselves temporary custodians of the characters, and changes should only be made for the long-term health of the title.”

The problem is that a lot of changes that people might well argue were mistakes ““ aging Peter Parker to (possibly) thirty years old, marrying him to Mary Jane, killing off Aunt May (temporarily, as it turned out) and then revealing his secret identity to her after her resurrection, and the infamous Clone Saga ““ were all made by people thinking they were good for the “long-term health” of the series! Even Stan Lee himself approved of the idea of Peter’s wedding! What’s really needed are editors and writers who have enough analytic ability to understand what makes the character and the series work, and enough sense of historical perspective to realize what kind of changes might be good in the short run but damaging in the long run.

One of the worst problems is the hubris of certain editors and writers who will kill off a character or destroy a major element of a series on the assumption that just because they think the character or element has run its course, no one else will ever want to use it or imagine anything good to do with it.

Wolfman also initiates what becomes a recurring discussion of Spider-Man’s sense of humor. It is, Wolfman says, the way for Peter to express his “inner silliness.” Wolfman incisively observes that “Peter’s jokes were very inward and almost negative towards himself. Spider-Man’s humor was exactly the opposite, because he was free to say whatever was on his mind.”

There’s a great deal to Spider-Man’s humor beneath the surface entertainment value. The humor is a form of release for Parker’s introverted, troubled personality. Certainly in his early stories, Peter Parker is shy, inhibited, even repressed. Becoming Spider-Man affords him physical release: swinging from rooftops, fighting his enemies. Spider-Man’s jokes provide a different kind of release. Rather than suffer in silence under life’s burdens, he can laugh at them. Instead of having to endure J. Jonah Jameson’s tirades as Peter Parker, he can pull pranks on him as Spider-Man. Peter Parker has to follow all of society’s rules; Spider-Man can merrily overturn them. Even as he physically battles adversaries like Doctor Octopus, Spider-Man verbally cuts them down to size. countering their egocentric bluster with witty ridicule.

The humor is a key to understanding that Peter Parker and Spider-Man represent different sides of the same personality. Wolfman realizes that Peter’s jokes should differ from those Spider-Man makes. Peter’s own jokes are self-deprecating ones, efforts to make light on his own troubles, which actually express the gloom and pessimism in his personality. In the wonderfully funny scene in the elevator in Spider-Man 2, in which Spider-Man makes fun of how uncomfortable wearing his costume could be, those are more like the kind of jokes that Wolfman attributes to his Peter side. Then again, perhaps that’s appropriate, since the other guy in the elevator doesn’t realize he’s talking to the real Spider-Man.

Usually, though, putting on his mask enables Peter Parker to act in a more extroverted, uninhibited, and daring way than he would in his everyday identity. The masked Spider-Man turns his humor outward: escaping his preoccupation with Peter’s miseries, he has no qualms about mocking other people who are deserving targets.

In his interview Roger Stern pursues this theme. “Being Spider-Man is a release for Peter.” Stern says, “He can put on a mask and get away with anything he wants. He can even act like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.”

Way back in the 1980s, in my column “The Enchanted Drawing” for the magazine Comics Feature, I did an article finding similarities between Bugs Bunny and Spider-Man. They’re both modern versions of the trickster archetype, little guys who outwit and outmaneuver bugger, stronger, more self-important opponents.

It’s a cliche, but with a certain degree of truth to it, that comedians ““ many of them at least ““ use humor to compensate for unhappiness in their lives. It’s certainly true of Spider-Man. It’s important to the concept of the character that Spider-Man is a comedian. So it’s strange that the movies mostly ignore this side of his personality. He can go completely berserk.

Recalling how he first became interested in comics, Stern recalls that “I started buying comic books because they were. . .just a dime! Anyone could afford that!” And thus Stern concisely sums up how the demographics for comic books have changed since the 1960s. Comic books have gone from being a source of entertainment that any kid could easily afford to an expensive hobby for adults with more than enough disposable income and time.

Stern is the sole interviewee to take a strong stand against the way that Mary Jane has evolved in the comics from the “party girl” whom Stan Lee first wrote. “She worked best as a spoiler,” Stern argues, “an old girlfriend who would occasionally appear to mess up Peter’s life,” and, indeed, that is how he used to write her.

It was DeFalco himself who revealed that Mary Jane had long known that Peter Parker was Spider-Man, and who filled in her personal background, revealing that MJ used her “party girl” persona as a means of escaping from her personal troubles just as Peter used the masked persona of spider-Man to rise above his own. Gerry Conway built considerably on DeFalco’s foundation in his Spider-Man: Parallel Lives graphic novel about Peter and Mary Jane. It was creating this other, more serious side to Mary Jane that made her later wedding to Peter in the comics possible, and in the movies the “serious” MJ has almost entirely supplanted Stan Lee’s original characterization of her. I rather wish that DeFalco and Conway had discussed the evolution of MJ, or that DeFalco had debated Stern on her characterization: one of the few important omissions in his book is its failure to more fully explore her personality.

My favorite part of Stern’s interview comes when he shows how though Spider-Man is an enduringly relevant character, thematically he is very much a product of the time in which he was created. “Spider-Man was a book about me!” Stern exclaims. “Spider-Man transcends my generation, but he was really the first superhero of the Baby Boomer generation. Superman and Captain America came out of my father’s generation, but Peter was a real child of the Sixties. He endlessly questioned what he was doing and why he was doing it. He questioned everything.”

That’s true indeed, but I’d amend what Roger says to make this point. The Boomers growing up in the 1960s embraced Spider-Man and his fellow Marvel heroes, and, like Conway, some Boomers soon found themselves writing these characters they so loved. But Spider-Man and the other classic Marvel heroes of the 1960s were created by Stan Lee and his contemporaries: in other words, by middle-aged men. The Silver Age Marvel heroes found an audience among the Boomers, but they were the creations of their fathers’ generation, the “Greatest Generation” that had grown up through the Great Depression and World War II. Couldn’t Spider-Man’s questioning of himself and his world also reflect Stan Lee’s own questioning of himself and the world having reached the midpoint of his life? Do Spider-Man’s ““ and, presumably, Stan Lee and Steve Ditko’s ““ angst, uncertainty and disillusionment reflect those of a generation who endured the Depression and World War but still found themselves dissatisfied in life, seeking to do what’s right but wondering which path to take?

In his interview artist Ron Frenz reminds us of an important point that many recent writers on Spider-Man (even in the movies) have forgotten. It seems as the decades have passed, adult life has taken on the value system of high school: it is now conventional wisdom to brand the school-age Peter Parker as a “nerd” or “geek’ (words that became popular after the 1960s), as if everyone had decided that Parker’s high school nemesis Flash Thompson was the arbiter of social standards.

Frenz points out that “If you look back on Stan and Steve’s original stories, you’ll see that he may have been introverted, intelligent and misunderstood but he wasn’t a nerd. . . He was just us. He was one of the many invisible people that populate a high school, someone for the popular kids to torment.” In other words, don’t blame the victim for his mistreatment by his tormentors. To condescend to Peter Parker is to miss one of the points of Stan Lee’s stories.

In his interview Len Wein laments that nowadays comics writers and artists don’t have influences outside comics. This isn’t entirely true: in the rarely-seen documentary I worked on, Sex, Lies and Super Heroes, Neil Gaiman, a contemporary comics writer who clearly reads much more than comics, makes a similar complaint about American comics writers before the medium’s British invasion.

Still, how often do you see an interview with a mainstream comics artist who talks about influences from in the fine art world? (Artists in that realm may not have dealt in the craft of storytelling through sequential art, but they surely provide examples in other aspects of art.)

At least in his interview in this book, Todd McFarlane refers to leading illustrator Norman Rockwell: it’s not Rembrandt, but at least it’s outside comics! And writer J. M. DeMatteis reveals that he based his interpretation of Kraven the Hunter in the classic “Kraven’s Last Hunt” on the works of Dostoevsky.

DeMatteis provides the perfect counterpoint to Marv Wolfman’s argument that Spider-Man’s struggle to do what’s right reflects only the mindsets of the immature teenager. Yet to DeMatteis, that struggle is “one of the reasons why I identify with him so much. I really strive to be a decent human being, to live my life the right way, but, God knows, I screw up as much as or more than anyone else. And when I do something that I think is wrong or if I hurt someone’s feelings ! can easily collapse into a puddle of remorse and guilt. Well, that’s Peter Parker! Stan Lee injected him with a very healthy dose of Jewish guilt.” Works for lapsed Catholics like myself, too. DeMatteis sees just why Spider-Man’s saga remains relevant for readers from teenagers through middle-age. (And again, remember that it was a middle-aged writer, voicing his own emotional concerns, who co-created Spider-Man in the first place.)

Artist Mark Bagley and writers Howard Mackie and DeMatteis each reminisce about the tremendous enthusiasm that they and their colleagues had about the notorious “Clone Saga” of the 1990s. It had by now sunk in that having Peter marry Mary Jane (a) made him too happy, whereas Peter works best as a character when he is plagued by life’s problems, and (b) made him seem too mature, whereas Peter Parker should always seem young. So it was decided to simplify Spider-Man’s history and revitalize the series by revealing that the Spider-Man/Peter Parker who had appeared in the comics since 1975 was really a clone. Thus the Peter who was happily married to Mary Jane could be sent off to live Happily Ever After with her, and the “real” Spidey could return to live the lonely, angst-ridden life that the creative team realized he should have. To his credit, editor in chief DeFalco initially resisted this idea, but he eventually gave in.

With perhaps bitter irony, Mackie reports that “The marketing and sales geniuses . . .wanted us to stretch the story out. ‘Do more clones. Clones are great, we love clones.” I find myself exasperated by the current conventional wisdom that the Marvel comics of the early 1990s were all dreadful books cynically churned out by greedy creative teams. Mackie and his cohorts make it clear that they thought they were engaged in an exciting, imaginative, genuinely daring creative project, and Mackie reminds us that initially it was a great commercial success. If everyone hated the Marvel books of the early 1990s, then who was buying them?

Yet as DeFalco and Stern agree in the latter’s interview, the Clone Saga was ultimately a bad idea. That was no surprise to me at the time: Marvel was effectively telling every Spider-Man reader who’d come on board after 1975 that the stories he’d read didn’t count! I suppose the real surprise was that whereas DC had gotten away repeatedly with consigning past continuity to oblivion, Marvel was unable to get away with a similar tactic.

But it’s interesting to read interviews like Mackie’s to see how so many creative people can get so swept up in enthusiasm for a direction for a series that only a few years later is regarded as so wrongheaded. Mackie also reports that he had wanted Peter and Mary Jane to have a child. Yet consider Danny Fingeroth’s persuasive case in Superman on the Couch that Peter should stay quite young, implying he should never get to the point of fatherhood. (It used to be that most people I knew in comics agreed that it was unfair to new, young readers to let the characters age just because we ourselves were getting older. High school age kids should be able to experience Peter Parker as their contemporary just as we did.)

DeMatteis, Bagley and Mackie all defend killing off Aunt May in the 1990s. Yet look at the ways that Paul Jenkins and J. Michael Straczynski have been able to use the character since her resurrection; the movies also underline that May had too much potential to be written out permanently.

Finally, the book concludes with several interviews with Spider-Man chroniclers of the new century. Writer Paul Jenkins discusses several recent Spider-Man tales of his own. Those of you who have read them will realize they demonstrate that neither the character nor his forty-two-year-old continuity is exhausted, and writers such as Jenkins can still turn out memorably good stories, some of which may eventually become classics themselves.

Jenkins brings the theme of Spider-Man as comedian to its culmination in the book, arguing that it is Peter Parker’s ability to laugh at his tribulations that makes it possible for him to be Spider-Man. I’d say that if Parker’s life sometimes includes tragedy, in part Spider-Man also represents the spirit of comedy.

Ultimate Spider-Man writer Brian Michael Bendis’s interview shows us how the Baby Boomer writers’ and editors’ insistence on aging Peter Parker eventually backfired on them. I have observed before that if one pushes a longrunning series too far in the wrong direction, it will eventually ricochet back. And so it is that former Marvel President Bill Jemas, believing that Peter Parker should still be a young student, created Marvel’s new Ultimate line of comics, with their own continuity, in which a high school age Peter Parker becomes Spider-Man in the early 21st century.

So now Marvel is stuck with its own version of Earth-2., and with both an adult Peter Parker and an adolescent version, each with a different and increasingly complicated history. This situation strikes me as being a time bomb that will eventually explode.

Bendis tells an affecting anecdote about being present when Stan Lee first watched the initial Spider-Man movie and seeing him choke up at the end.

Throughout DeFalco’s book there are the expected recurring references to the sad state of today’s comics industry. So many of the interviewees are no longer working for Marvel, and some are no longer even in comics. (It is good to see that Marv Wolfman report that he is writing episodes of Cartoon Network’s Teen Titans series. After all, the series is based on the version of the Titans he co-created in the 1980s!)

But all of them regard their time in comics and working on Spider-Man with affection. Spider-Man writer David Micheline tells in his interview how he once appeared on a panel with three prose writers and amazed them by saying he had written over five hundred published stories. That’s because he was a comics writer, and Micheline says, “I knew it wouldn’t last forever. I was appreciative of what I had when I had it.” Roger Stern exclaims to DeFalco, “Of course, I miss writing comics in general. It was the best job in the world!”

What Tom DeFalco has done in compiling this book of interviews is to showcase the history of Spider-Man comics as a great pop culture tradition to which all these writers and artists were significant contributors. Stan Lee handed the reins to Gerry Conway, and they have been passed down, decade after decade, to new writers and artists, right into this new century. Brian Bendis remarks in his interview that “A lot of pop culture only has a two-year shelf life nowadays. Things go away almost immediately. People love them and then they’re gone.” But Spider-Man has proved an exception. “I wasn’t joking when I compared Spider-man to Shakespeare earlier,” he tells DeFalco. “We have to acknowledge when something becomes a kind of mythology.”

Len Wein puts it best. DeFalco asked him what his favorite thing about his run on Amazing Spider-Man was. Len replies, “My favorite thing about the run is that I actually had a run. I was part of Spider-Man’s history… For the purposes of this discussion, let’s say that a full set of [Amazing] Spider-Man comics measures three feet on a bookshelf. Part of the joy I get from my time on Amazing [Spider-Man] is looking at those three feet and knowing that I wrote these two inches right here. Two inches in which I was part of the amazing history of this contemporary fantasy. I have contributed to the lore of an ongoing American myth, and that’s a great feeling.”

So how have Sam Raimi and his collaborators contributed to this great pop culture myth with their new Spider-Man movie? Keep what I’ve said this week in mind, and we’ll examine that subject in this column’s next installment.

-Copyright 2004 Peter Sanderson

July 2, 2004

Trailer Park: All-Star Break

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By Christopher Stipp

July 2, 2004

ALL-STAR BREAK

4th of July Weekend.

This is a great time to catch up on all the summer fare that’s out there for your viewing pleasure but I thought I would give a little independent trailer love for those of you who find enjoyment in sitting on your dead ass for a few hours watching a baseball game in the form of UP FOR GRABS. The trailer looks damn funny for a documentary on Barry Bonds’ winning season in 2001 for the amount of home runs he managed to whack and the ensuing, in more ways than one, yahoos who fought over possession of his record breaking home run ball. If it was my film, in an alternate dimension, you would have seen Northsiders from Chicago fighting each other over Sammy Sosa’s record breaking home run ball but I guess if the lucky athlete had to come from a second rate team in a second rate division who has some real anger issues and can’t bring himself to cork his own bat, so be it. All kidding aside, no I’m not, it’s worth the time to at least look at for the amusement factor of seeing grown men fighting over a ball; that’s MasterCard priceless all in itself.

In other trailer bits, here is a press release describing some “cutting edge” trailer technology that will make watching these little bits of glorified adverts even more fun to watch: “Moviegoers will have a whole new way to experience and interact with movie trailers online beginning June 28th with the debut of the SmarTrailerâ„¢ of Touchstone Pictures/Jerry Bruckheimer’s exciting adventure, “National Treasure” on Yahoo! Movies (http://movies.yahoo.com). SmarTrailerâ„¢, a new innovation in online viewing, provides the option of viewing the film’s theatrical trailer in its entirety or viewing the trailer and exploring particular areas of interest by clicking on picture windows that appear as the trailer plays. The SmarTrailerâ„¢ for “National Treasure” will play exclusively on Yahoo for two days before beginning its continuous run at www.nationaltreasure.com starting July 30th. For “National Treasure,” nine unique windows will lead viewers to one-minute information “pods” that delve into specific topics related to the film, the historical facts behind the story, and the filmmaking process. Browsers will be able to explore a variety of topics. For example, “The Treasure is Real” section offers expert testimony from professional treasure hunters W.J. Jameson and author Mark Finnan about the untold riches our Founding Fathers may have buried right beneath our feet. The “Knights of Templar” section talks about the great wealth amassed by the secretive medieval band of knights and where it might have gone after they fled Europe. Other pods cover such topics “Benjamin Franklin,” “The Money Pit,” “The Freemasons,” “The Clues Around Us,” “The Declaration of Independence,” “Secrets and Spies,” and “Real Locations.” Basically, for those still scratching their temples, it’s like having DVD-like extras embedded inside the trailer. While I was a little ho-hum over the trailer for NATIONAL TREASURE this makes getting to know a movie a lot more fun.

Be sure to check out my favorite trailer selection this week in the form of BLADE: TRINITY. If any of you want to comment on what you think a film with Jessica Biel and Ryan Reynolds as vampire hunters will be like, and the hilariousness that might ensue if they try to play their parts with a straight face, I would me more than happy to entertain any of your thoughts.

Enjoy the holiday, be mindful and remember those who have to deal with real fireworks on a daily basis, and don’t go blowing your hands off with cheap fireworks. Placing them in mailboxes that aren’t yours is much funnier and safer until you get caught by the police; then it’s really funny.


NATIONAL TREASURE (2004) Director:Jon Turteltaub
Cast:Nicolas Cage, Justin Bartha, Sean Bean, Harvey Keitel, Diane Kruger, Christopher Plummer, Don McManus, Mark Pellegrino
Release: November 24, 2004
Synopsis:Benjamin Franklin Gates (Cage) descends from a family of treasure-seekers who’ve all hunted for the same thing: a war chest hidden by the Founding Fathers after the Revolutionary War. Ben’s close to discovering its whereabouts, as is his competition, but the FBI is also hip to the hunt.
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Prognosis: Disaffected.First, there’s a lot of gold everywhere in this trailer.

Whether it’s from some torches or flames from a fire or the appearance of gold coinage, there’s more than enough of the yellow hued color to go around; I am reminded of the kind of imagery I liked with Stephen Sommers’ MUMMY series with its heavy usage on the screen and am wondering if this emblematic of the malaise I felt, the jaundice of my pleasure center, after watching this trailer. .

What I don’t like, initially, about the trailer is the use of an old crotchety Wilford Brimley-esque monologue from Christopher Plummer. I like seeing him but in this film, as he talks to a young Nick Cage about what essentially this whole movie is about, the protection of treasure (which I am still unclear as to the extent of the implications if said treasure is pilfered by someone evildoers), and how clues to the whereabouts of the treasure, that had been moved all over the world, ended up in America and now needs to be found; I, too, was unclear about what I had to remember being important about Cage’s character. We are given to visual clues as to the location of the treasure by clues imbedded in the very money we all enjoy to have in our pockets and, essentially, it is Nick’s destiny to protect it. The whole time the old codger is talking to a more youthful, less nepotistic Cage, the kid is just sitting there all doe eyed and doesn’t say a word. Hell, even I would be thinking it’s time for gramps to take his meds by asking some kind of questions, but we roll on anyway and fast forward decades into the future. We get Cage holding the ubiquitous torch in a tomb (doesn’t anyone carry a flashlight in those things?) as he looks all steely eyed and macho in pursuit of this legendary treasure.

The bravado is halted for a moment for Jon “My Daughter May Be Crazy But She Fine” Voight to rip a page from James Lipton’s Acting in a Box as he scolds Cage for his relentless search for the treasure that seems to be a broken record on everyone’s lips. “Don’t you get it, Ben?! The treasure is a myth.” Of course, our hero will be undeterred by such nay saying and refuses to believe a word of it. Thanks, now that makes two annoying codgers so far in a movie that is being brought to me by the same man who kept me glued to every foible Amazing Race. We finally get to the last real challenge, and point to the whole film, to securing the safety of the elusive treasure at this point in the trailer: stealing the Declaration of Independence. It seems quite manufactured, almost, to have a plot based on one of the hardest things to get access to in the first place, but this isn’t my action movie, it’s about Cage and his plan to boost one of the nation’s oldest documents. There are some scenes cut into the moment where they are trying to get access to the historical artifact through legitimate means that just serve to confuse the viewer. One moment Cage is sitting pretty in an office and then, somehow, he’s in the tundra, snow whizzing everywhere, yelling at some dude to stay down, and then he’s back in his warm little chair. It’s odd. But just when you think all I’m doing is being a playa hata there is a salve that gets applied to my aching action heart: Sean Bean.

Not since Alan Rickman in DIE HARD have I ever wanted a bad guy to win in a movie than I did with Sean Bean in PATRIOT GAMES. Sean is excellent as a baddie and he works it to good effect here. This excitement is counter-balanced by a voice over that does not work well. I swear it’s the same guy who does voice work for PBS’ Frontline series; it’s merely informative, dry and it’s placed into a trailer that doesn’t need a voice over. Regardless, the rest of the trailer is all a bunch of stock action scenes as Cage tries to steal the Declaration to finally satiate 20 centuries worth of work to keep some vague treasure secure.

Seeing how the director Jon Turteltaub was responsible for the 90’s classics 3 NINJAS, DISNEY’S THE KID, WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, and, my favorite, COOL RUNNINGS I am curious to see what will emerge from the man in terms of quality. Maybe he could toss a few more torches in there for good measure.


SUSPECT ZERO (2004) Director:E. Elias Merhige
Cast:Aaron Eckhart, Ben Kingsley, Carrie-Anne Moss, Harry Lennix
Release:August 27, 2004
Synopsis:Dallas FBI agent Thomas Mackelway (Aaron Eckhart) is investigating the case of a murdered serial killer when the trail leads him to a renegade former FBI agent (Ben Kingsley), who is hunting down serial killers on his own, in this crime thriller about a man who becomes the very thing he’s trying to eradicate.
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Prognosis: Positive. I like Aaron Eckhart. I love Ben Kingsley. It’s like having an Oreo cookie except these are people and not cookies.

The first half a minute of this two minute trailer is pure delight. We get a good setup by being slightly off balance simply because you have no idea what the hell is going on (one of the best things to do in a trailer if it’s done right) and getting a great payoff before really being given guidance in what the larger implications of this film are. Carrie-Anne Moss, vastly wasted in a couple of small films she did last year, is back to good use here in her first moments back on screen. It will be good to see if she can channel some of the energy that made her a great supporting character in MEMENTO. What’s really noticeable, however, is how deliberately controlled the information being given out is. Not too much, and not to little to keep people confused.

After we find out that Sir Ben is whacking serial killers before the po pos get a chance to rough the suspects up in the interrogation room with plungers, we get introduced the rest of the crew. No one could be more excited than me that Tom Dilton, aka Harry J. Lennix, is in this movie. Say what you will about the man who seems to have one kind of acting style but his place in history is set with me after his role as the man who almost got into it with Damon Wayans in MO’ MONEY. It’s really nice to note that it isn’t until we’re really into this trailer before we get a better glimpse of Eckhart as the ring leader of the investigation, but we also get some great cinematography that goes along with the explanation as to how Kingsley might be doing it. Remote viewing, a practice usually reserved for discussion on Coast-to-Coast with Art Bell, is the root for all evil in Eckhart’s quest to hunt down Kingsley and the information being given to the audience keeps everyone informed without feeling spoon fed.

This is all accomplished in the first minute.

The last half of the trailer is a little more exposition from Ben, “no one told us how to turn it off,” to Eckhart as he becomes entrenched in playing the bad ass mutha who won’t stop rolling on his personal pain train until Kingsley is caught or stopped. There is some really jarring imagery that doesn’t help at all in piecing together what the hell is happening in this film or with any great hint about how it all ends (big thank you to the studio from doing that) but I could have done without the scroll that says “if you think you’re being watched, you are” as it doesn’t serve to add to the work already being done by the players of this film; it distracts. It’s to be expected that things can’t be completely perfect but the film looks like a solid entry into the supernatural/drama/thriller/serial killer genre.


CODE 46 (2004) Director: Michael Winterbottom
Cast: Tim Robbins, Samantha Morton
Release:August 6, 2004 (limited)
Synopsis: Code 46 is a love story set in an eerily possible near-future where cities are heavily controlled and only accessible through checkpoints. People cannot travel unless they have “papelles,” a special travel insurance. Outside these cities, the desert has taken over and shanty towns are jammed with non-citizens – people without papelles whose lives are severely restricted. William (Robbins) is a family man who works as an insurance investigator.
When his company sends him to another city to solve a case of fake papelles, he meets a woman named Maria (Morton). Although he knows she has been creating the forgeries, he falls completely in love with her. He hides her crime and they have a wild, passionate affair that can only last as long as his papelles: 24 hours. Back home, William is obsessed with the memory of Maria. He tries to see her but is refused the necessary papers to travel. Desperate, he uses one of the fake papelles he kept from his investigation. He eventually tracks her down, only to discover she has been accused of a Code 46 violation.

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Prognosis: Positive. Tim Robbins in a futuristic love fest with a plot that doesn’t make sense even after the trailer is done trying to make a sale for itself?

The trailer, though, is wonderful to look at and admire.

It starts off with a red, barren desert. The digital noise that permeates the visuals in the first few seconds is something akin to the longitude/latitude bearings you would get in a Go Army commercial and I wait with cautious anticipation to see the lone figure moving along the plane with a walking stick get taken out with a sniper’s bullet. The noise has no reason to exist but it is quickly forgotten as the wonderment of trying to figure out what the hell is going on provides just as much amusement.

We get our first look at Robbins driving out on a road that bisects this desert landscape asking how people can exist on the fringe (fringe of what?) but it doesn’t make sense until we see him walking through the neon paradise of a futuristic city that looks like Hong Kong or a densely populated Times Square. Coupled with the scroll, again with that damn digital noise, that says “your life is determined for you” with some scattered imagery along with “including who you can love” I am start to get it. Things are hazy with how any of this applies to a plot, with over a third of the trailer finished, but the visual style is extremely alluring. The voice over finally chimes in and lets us know that Robbins has a skill to read minds and has 24 hours to unravel a mystery (It’s still a friggin’ mystery to me too, Bub.) but then Samantha Morton appears and it’s kismet.

Just as quick as she appears, we get pounded with information pertaining to crime, a murder, and she’s a suspect. He ends up meeting her, gets a few questions answered, boffs her promptly, and then the both of them are caught up in a tangled situation. After we’re told she violated Code 46, which we’re not told what it means, and if it’s anywhere near to a rule on “loving” someone you’re not supposed to I’ll be very upset, but we then get some lazy, slapped together quick clips of the two of them just hanging out with each other, to some of Robbins chasing Morton, to him flirting with her, to her being banished to the red desert land, to a car driving real fast in the city, to a car overturning in the red desert land and the Tilt-O-Whirl of that is this trailer ends with a voice over that tells me, “how do you solve a crime when the last thing you want to know is the truth?” Huh?

This may be the most obfuscating plot line I have ever had to try to figure out. I get it, sorta, about what generally is happening but I am not entirely positive that confusing an audience or being glib about having style trump substance is the direction you really want to go.


UP FOR GRABS (2004) Director: Mike Wranovics
Cast: A lot of crybabies
Release: The Film Festival Circuit
Synopsis: The absurd true story of the legal battle over the “Million-Dollar Baseball.” Barry Bonds’ record setting 73rd home run ball sparks a melee in the stands at Pac Bell Park in San Francisco. One guy caught the ball, another guy ended up with it. Who is the rightful owner? The lawyers can’t agree; the fans can’t agree; even the wizened professors of property law can’t agree. This is a story documenting the hilarious lengths to which someone will go for a baseball, and the few fans that will put their lives on hold for years, staking everything on one judge’s decision.
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Prognosis: Positive. Going into the All-Star break in a little while, I thought I would throw a bone to those who find themselves glued to SportsCenter night after night to see what happened in the land that baseball, or Kevin Costner, built.

For those in the know, Barry Bonds might as well be the best, pompous, brash, arrogant, athletic, and feared hitter playing baseball today. Many times he never gets a chance to hit simply because he gets walked more often than a prized poodle, but when it was 2001, and the race was on for him to set a new home run record, people were beside themselves to witness baseball history in the making. When he did hit his magical number, and it was a shot deep into right, the gloves of the masses were ready for the snatch and grab of a lifetime. What happened, when the dust settled, was enough fodder to cobble together a documentary.

The trailer to UP FOR GRABS should be commended for its ability to make something fairly mundane, a row between a few people over the ownership of a ball that easily retails for a few bucks, and transforming it into an amusing sports drama.

It starts out explaining everything very clearly for those not familiar what the big hubbub was about as it uses actual footage of the case in question and intersperses it with the accounts of the people who were right in middle of the physical maelstrom. It’s after the frantic grabs by the mob cease when the high pitch hisses, from those involved in the catfight for who was really the owner of the ball, start and make things interesting. Is possession 9/10’s the law or is this a case of someone aggressively snatching what was not theirs? Almost like the Zapruder film was scrutinized by the Warren Commission so too do these “fans” start quibbling over who did what to whom. Then, to add a little more understanding as to what it is going on, the trailer adds in nice visual sound bites from those who’ve seen the film. Instead of the snippets being some plants from 60 Second Review saying “It was farking amazing! It’s better than Cats!” we get “A sports-themed “Rashomon’ with an O. Henry twist” and “Displays the absurd comic qualities of a Christopher Guest movie.” These are the kinds of compliments, subtle and informative, a movie should try to attain if it’s going to use them at all. It’s not so much a review as it is at setting the proper expectations.

“Deliciously mean-spirited.”

After this, we get all those involved in the case, on the witness stand mind you, testifying in a court-o-law like a squad of quibbling sixth graders who feel the need to throw tantrums before feeling a sense of satisfaction. It is of no matter what really happens in the end, as this trailer gives nothing away as to its ending, but the desire here shouldn’t be to look up how things really stand today. It would rob you the satisfaction of seeing these babies duke it out on the big screen. Adult babies are so much better when amplified to a 16:9 ratio.


BLADE: TRINITY (2004) Director:David S. Goyer
Cast:Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, Parker Posey
Release: December 10, 2004
Synopsis: Wesley Snipes returns as the day-walking vampire hunter in the explosive third and final film in the Blade franchise, Blade: Trinity. When the Vampire Nation hatches a plan to frame Blade in a series of brutal killings, he must join forces with the Nightstalkers, a clan of human vampire hunters, in an extreme battle in which the trail of blood leads directly to the notorious vampire legend, Dracula.
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Prognosis: Positive. Seeing this makes me both wonder why this isn’t coming out until December and why they thought Jessica Biel makes a great vampire huntress. The only answer I can come up with is because she’s hot, but I have no explanation for the former.

“I’m gonna have to ask you a few questions.”

A faceless voice asks this as a nondescript city turns to night. A clip from the first BLADE appears.

We get a good look at a dweeb in glasses who asks Blade, “What can you tell me of vampires?” Before you can wonder if he’s in police custody we get a visage of a pale goddess, sauntering slowly towards the camera, an obvious threat to any human male not already claimed as a slave to the vampire’s cause. Blade says back “they exist” and makes an angry move towards his interrogator as the footage that actually pertains to this film is put on hold and we take a trip in the way back machine.

What’s really nice about this opening is how New Line uses the blood red logo with the blade series; it has become as ubiquitous as the green WB for the Matrix trilogy but brand recognition is taken one step further. The Marvel logo also plays a small role as a leaping Blade arcs in front of it, jumping, obviously cribbed from the first film, and lands, just as he did when he had his final battle with Stephen Dorff. What happens next is either a good thing or a lazy tactic to bring a segment of the audience up to speed with what has happened in Blade’s last two adventures. We get a great “Best of” from the first film as the throaty, chain-smoking action voice over guy tells us “first, he faced their gods.” The same is true for the second film as, “then, he battled their demons, but all that was only the beginning.” Ok, I love the franchise. Nothing has been more delightful than waiting for this film to finally hit but, come on, why does everything have to be “˜just the beginning’ when it comes to a new chapter in the series? No, it’s not the damn beginning. Blade I was the beginning as Blade II was the second and this will be the third. The first Lord Of The Rings was just the beginning and this is simply a continuation.

So, at the halfway point we get some new BLADE footage, and it’s an odd image of some people walking around in space suits (huh?), and it starts to look like a sequel to DUNE or STARGATE before we get into the really meaty bits that make some sense. We get Whistler, the daughter of Whistler doing some old and busted kung-fu with the “come-on” extended arm/hand combo, Ryan Reynolds showing some promise as a former vampire if he isn’t used to amp up the yuk factor, but before it turns into the Nick and Jessica Variety Hour with the level of other B-list talent in the house Snipes shows us why the first flick still stands as the cult classic it should be. Blade tosses weaponry indiscriminately through fire, is looking great from a choreographic standpoint, kicks lots of ass with believable ferocity, and is still the master of being able to deliver one-liners without it being drenched in irony.

The BLADE series has been a very solid series for some very simple reasons:

1. David Goyer. The man has singularly developed this character and it hasn’t been wrested out of his control to the point of dilution from a dozen different writers who “envision” something different for the vampire slayer.

2. The direction. First we get some grade A work from Norrington, then it fell on del Toro’s able shoulders, and now it falls on the man who has seen it all? It doesn’t get better than that.

3. The story. The mythos has been based on a great concept and the viability of the trilogy will only stand insofar as the integrity, yes, you have integrity with an action movie, of what made things interesting as a story stay unmolested.

June 25, 2004

Trailer Park: World Wide Web

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By Christopher Stipp

June 25, 2004

WORLD WIDE WEB

What’s to say as we get closer to the opening of SPIDER-MAN 2?

I still think the trailer for SM2 is one of the top five I’ve seen all year and there aren’t a whole lot more fan boys who are more excited than me to see how Raimi did with the second chapter of the franchise. If buzz from those who’ve seen it is any indication I am sure a whole lot of people will not be upset with the sequel. It’s nice to think that the trailer for SM2 holds up to all any concerns as to whether or not the direction Raimi headed in was down a path of Lucas-esque indignation and indifference to what fans really wanted and needed out of a sequel. It now it becomes a matter of having the public of deciding whether or not Spidey has the legs to beat the sophomore slump, but like any good comic book nerd doing his duty I will be there first thing on Wednesday to see if the trailer was a thrilling smoke and mirror trick.

If fanboys out there want a tip about how to truly appreciate a summer film like SPIDER-MAN 2 with an honest eye, here it is: go in with the lowest of expectations. 9 of 10 times, just like STAR WARS: EPISODE 1, one goes into a tentpole high on expectations and ends up fighting the feelings the movie sucked like an out-of-control ShopVac but can’t let it go because you knew in your heart the flick was gonna be “wicked hardcore.” Go in there expecting the worst so you can really see if it was worth the hype. (And I’d to send out big thanks to Warner’s for dragging its heels long enough on the Batman and Superman franchises to help Marvel establish market dominance. Your last few BATMAN films helped to set the bar real low for X-MEN, BLADE and their nicely financed sequels. As a Marvel man I like seeing these comics start coming to life and I know it much suck to be a part of the DC brood who are hanging out, waiting for the one company who holds all the rights to all the properties to get off their collective ass to catch up with the rest of the world. LXG sucked, but I am sure the new BATMAN film, hopefully, will be a good apology for the wait.) Oh yeah, before I forget, the SEPTEMBER TAPES trailer is my trailer of the week. I showed to some people who asked me, after seeing it, whether it was real or not. That’s the right answer after seeing this. A for effort goes to the people who cobbled that thing together. I know sometimes I say to check this trailer out, check that trailer out, but SEPTEMBER TAPES deserves a minute of your time. Good stuff.


THE GRUDGE (2004) Director:Takashi Shimizu
Cast: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Bill Pullman, Clea Duvall, Jason Behr, Kadee Strickland
Release: October 29, 2004
Synopsis:According to Japanese lore, “The Grudge” is the curse of one who dies in the grip of a powerful rage. Those who encounter this murderous supernatural curse are killed and the curse is reborn, passed on like a virus from victim to victim in an endless, growing chain of horror. Karen (Sarah Michelle Gellar), an American nurse living in Tokyo, unknowingly uncovers the source of the curse and must somehow escape the impending fits of rage and madness which will inevitably lead to her demise.
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Prognosis: Positive.I can’t believe I actually like something with Sarah Michelle Gellar.

I’m not a Buffy fan and, point of fact, I have never seen an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Teenage melodrama infused with a vampire with a severe blonde dye job and a vampire-with-a-soul who departed the show to hitch his wagon to LA and fight the supernatural was too much of a stretch for me. These comments are also coupled with the fact that Gellar has never made a film of any great importance or resonance (CRUEL INTENTIONS doesn’t count). All these myopic comments being said the trailer for THE GRUDGE looks just as splendid and just as great as the Japanese version currently making the rounds.

What one notices right off the bat for this trailer is that the film is being produced by Sam Raimi. Nice. Sometimes “produced” or “executive produced” can mean a whole lot or it can mean that the guy given screen credit just called it in from his or her cushy air conditioned office. Touches of Raimi exude throughout this thing.

As events unfold, being shown that the story takes place Japan, the scroll on the screen floats ethereally as it says “When Someone Dies in the Grip of a Powerful Rage a Curse is Left Behind.” A near perfect mood is set into motion. There isn’t one note of distracting music and not one voice telling me how spooky things are going to get. It’s wonderful.

We next get a look at the other player in the mix of it all: Bill Pullman. For once I am glad they are going to the mature spectrum of the actor pool as he lends a certain gravitas to the picture that can’t really be expressed in words but things would be detrimentally more different if the producers would’ve added a Matthew Lillard or an Adam Brody into the mix.

The scary stuff in this trailer comes too fast to focus on but if you use Quick Time you can slowly flip through the series of images that compose the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it slide show. It is really spooky crap. We have really pale looking dead people, a dead chick who comes down a flight of stairs on her stomach and then gives a look up to the camera in a way that simply raises the hair on the back of my neck, a dead couple sitting together in a dark place that induces the heebie-jeebies, and then, the piece de resistance, the thing that makes me feel safe, Sarah Michelle in the shower. Whoo-boy. Zombies and a hot blonde in the shower. Not since tequila and Doritos has a more powerful combination ever been assembled. The fact that Sarah has a dead zombie hand coming out of the back of her head before she’s had a chance to apply some of that Pert conditioner is a good indication of where things will be going.

I am in full appreciation of this trailer. I love it and if anyone wants to naysay anything about it for its similar vibe to THE RING, so be it. I liked THE RING and if any movie wants to come correct with a movie full of creepy, let them. So much crap comes down the pike that tries to be effective as a “horror” film that’s usually filled with a half dozen teenagers but this trailer works, visually and tonally. Also, take into account that the man who did the Japanese original decided to helm the American version, so, at least in my book, it couldn’t be in better hands. Count me excited.


DEAR FRANKIE (2004) Director:Shona Auerbach
Cast:Emily Mortimer, Gerard Butler, Sharon Small, Jack McElhone
Release:October 22, 2004
Synopsis:A young boy’s father has been writing to him for years as he sailed the seven seas. When his ship finally comes in to port, the boy wants to see him, naturally. But now mom’s got to ‘fess up to who really wrote those letters, and why.
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Prognosis: Sweet and Endearing. “Dear Dad, we’re moving again.”

The boys from across the pond have created an interesting story idea: what if a deaf kid thinks that the father who has been communicating with him for years through a series of letters sent from all over the world, really written by his mother so the lad wouldn’t feel like a mope without a dad, is finally going to be showing up at his door as his mother scrambles to find a temporary replacement that might be able to pull it all off? Hilarity is sure to ensue, as is deaf jokes, in this gem of a trailer. I would say something here about the endearing nature of the film but this film, if you let it, is really good natured and asks, not demands, for attention.

The kid, initially, comes off as a bit of a sad moppet. He begins his introduction to us by missing a goal while playing a game of football, or soccer to you Yankees, and is constantly putting small red pins into a world map that chart the course of his fake dad’s boat as indicated by said mom. You can tell that the relationship between him and his mother is a very close one so right away it is apparent that what his mother has been doing has been done out of love. So, what is even more interesting is that when the kid gets wind that his father’s proverbial ship has come in his mother, a single Scottish MILF looking for a man without scruples who can con her son into believing he is his dad, goes out trolling the local pubs in search for temporary help; what she comes up with amazes even me. The man for the job that she chooses, or hires, if you want to get technical, is nice looking, has a genuine charisma, an amiable attitude, and speaks well, which is all odd as I never knew the Scottish to be anything more than redheaded cheap scoundrels itching for fights; I’ve seen TRAINSPOTTING so don’t try and dissuade me on this point.

What I like about this trailer is its ability to be able to set up a story and then go through the process of revealing small bits of it in nice, easy, digestible bits. This doesn’t look like a film that will win any awards as the movie looks to be tugging at the melodramatic heart strings as the fill-in dad is shown sharing a sundae with the lad, teaches him to block that goal he missed in the beginning of the trailer, and then gets all sweet on the boy’s mum as they have a moment where they dance together. If The Edge were to score a film’s soundtrack that’s exactly the sound you would hear as this trailer winds its way down; it works perfectly. Even though I could tell you exactly where this film will be going by the time this trailer is finished (all beginning, middle and end is laid out there to see) I don’t rightly care to analyze it. It’s nice to have a movie like this not helmed by a Julia or a J-Lo or a Kate Hudson. I appreciate a good, fluffy, high-calorie, not-good-for-me slice of romantic comedy every once in a while; it helps to round out the diet, but this one looks a little bit better about making this a well-balanced meal if the trailer is any indication. Plus, you, if so inclined, can get extra Global Studies credit with the ladies by saying it’s a foreign film. It’s either this or the newest incarnation from Penny Marshall. I think the choice is obvious.


SAINTS AND SINNERS (2004) Director: Abigail Honor
Cast: Vincent Maniscalco, Edward DeBonis, Frank Maniscalo, Olga Debonis, Father Charles McCarron
Release: June 18, 2004 (New York)
Synopsis: After living together for seven years in a seemingly accepting community in New York City, Edward DeBonis and Vincent Maniscalco decide to get married. But unlike many other gay couples who formalize their relationship in a domestic union, Vincent and Edward, both devout Catholics, will settle for nothing short of the “Holy Sacrament of Marriage.” As America stands on the verge of legal acceptance of gay and lesbian unions, “Saints and Sinners” explores the social, political and religious aspects of same-sex marriage and examines its effect on American society.
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Prognosis: Positive. I love a good documentary.

Right now is a great time to be a lover of the genre as films like RIDING GIANTS, MICHAEL MOORE HATES AMERICA, FAHRENHEIT 9/11, WORD WARS, etc”¦ are all making great inroads into the cineplexes all over the country. Are there more being made, a function of our current binging in American society on anything smacking of “reality” or is it because after the hubbub of BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE studios see the power they can command at the box office when they can be made for a fraction of the cost of an actor-led production? Whatever the case, it’s wonderful to see a movie like SAINTS AND SINNERS get made and get out there to the public at large.

The trailer is guided, sensationally, by churchy hymnal music. It’s relaxing as it evokes churchly images of piousness and quietude. As we get an overhead shot of New York City one doesn’t know quite what the hell is going on until we get the faint visage of the gay pride flag comes into focus and that’s the first volley in this commentary war on society.

The second shot comes in the form of our leading men, Edward and Vincent, holding hands at what I can only assume is their wedding. We pause, briefly, for a quote from a reviewer over at Film Threat letting us know what he thought and it’s nice to see that the snippet they chose to use does more for the film than just tell me what a thrill ride it’s going to be. It’s appropriate and says a lot for the film as a whole. “This is the person who I am meant to be with and who I will be with.” We get a friend of the newlyweds who mentions that Edward and Vincent are unlike other wedded couples as they will not be able to partake of the 1,049 legal rights other heterosexual couples enjoy when they say “I do.” I haven’t been able to confirm these rights, one of them obviously doesn’t spell out that I’m in charge of the TiVo, but there are more comments from those partaking in the interview process of this documentary that range from shock, “we were thrown out of our church”; to indignation, “homosexuality is a disorder,” and back to a sobering comment from a father about his child, “you don’t want your son to be gay.”

The mood then changes from being informational to becoming emotionally resonant as you see Edward and Vincent outside of the church taking photos, enjoying their wedding day, and there is a little girl in pink that stands against a wall of black suits and ties. Visually, it’s over in a flash but it works very well to encapsulate what is happening within the walls of this documentary. If things ended here it would be fine but we get one of the guys featured in this film who mentions, right before the screen goes black, that the people who feel righteously compelled to condemn him for his lifestyle, and they are shown standing outside the church chanting and commenting about the sanctity heterosexual marriage, “are the antitheists of being Christian.” That line comes out of nowhere that socks you like a pillow case full of metal Tonka trucks.

The gauntlet is laid down and I am excited to see if this turns out better than an episode of MTV’s True Life but I am already sure what’s contained in the film will be infinitely more evocative than the slickly produced series and not tempered by a sense of making things palpable for possible advertisers or customers looking to shill a product to the masses.


FINDING NEVERLAND (2002) Director: Marc Forster
Cast: Johnny Depp, Kate Winslet, Julie Christie, Radha Mitchell, Dustin Hoffman
Release: October 22, 2004
Synopsis: Director Marc Forster’s follow-up to MONSTER’S BALL is FINDING NEVERLAND (previously known as J.M. BARRIE’S NEVERLAND), a tale of magic and fantasy inspired by the life of James Barrie, the real-life author of the children’s classic Peter Pan. Set in London in 1904, the film follows Barrie’s creative journey to bring Peter Pan to life, from his first inspiration for the story up until the play’s premiere at the Duke of York’s Theatre – a night that will change not only Barrie’s own life, but the lives of everyone close to him.
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Prognosis: Positive. A period piece that includes kids, Johnny Depp, Dustin Hoffman, Kate Winslet, and has a premise that doesn’t suck is a very good thing.

What you have here, essentially, is a movie about the genesis of Peter Pan. Someone did write a novelization of it before Disney sunk its colorful talons into it and this appears to be one of the better period pieces set near the beginning of the 1900’s. What is amazing about this trailer, apart from the intriguing story, is the value placed on showcasing the kids that prompted J.M. Barrie to write the perennial children’s classic and I believe this is the best reason why one would want to see this when compared to so many other productions that only try to capture adults being adults. How many Masterpiece Theater’s do you know dwell on the lives of young adults? I have yet to get a Degrassi Junior High set in Liverpool circa 1830 but I always think there’s hope.

What is also especially nice about this trailer is the opening. We get nice piano music in the background that doesn’t annoy or distract and it has Depp meeting Winslet along with her many brood in tow. It doesn’t seem like much, I know, but the extended scene is wonderful to watch and it sets up that Depp is an author without that information being slammed on top of our heads; it comes out slowly and in brief hints. Depp is shown as a friend, really, of the young youths who Winslet is attempting to raise by herself and at the moment when you have one of the kids say “you’re not my father” it is clear where the real tension of this film will be coming from.

It’s a simple, but effective, touch to have it briefly stated that this movie is based on true events and, again, not linger on it as the movie’s sole selling point. The direction the movie heads towards, more of a film about a man finding inspiration through a group of kids, opens the door for representations of childhood fantasy and imagination as evidenced by Depp’s storytelling in real life and having cartoonish representations come alive on the screen. There is even more tension heaped up on the whole shebang as people around Depp start questioning him about his motives, sincerity and even his own childish behavior.

And then Dustin Hoffman shows up.

It is after Hoffman’s appearance where everything about Peter Pan begins to become reality: the sets become representations of J.M. Barrie’s vision; the music behind it all is pitch perfect; and even that one of those very same boys of Winslet was named as the book’s titular character is a welcomed way to end everything in this film.

I don’t normally like period pieces due to their stuffiness but this one looks absolutely enveloping and deserves a look into when it gets released later this year.


SEPTEMBER TAPES (2004) Director: Christian Johnston
Cast: George Calil, Wali Razaqi
Release:August 2004
Synopsis: One year after 9/11, an American journalist travels to Afghanistan in an effort to learn the truth about the search for Osama bin Laden.
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Prognosis: Positive. Perfect trailer.

For having a no name cast, the same for the director, a limited budget, and having a very indie sheen over everything, this trailer does what other studios wish they could do: generate interest.

Piggybacking on the BLAIR WITCH PROJECT concept, people getting lost, having footage found after their disappearance, this is their story, etc”¦ this film looks to take the next step in cinema verite/fictional filmmaking.

“My name is Don Larson, I am a documentary filmmaker here in Afghanistan.”

It starts off with green night vision. Flickers of gunfire and bright light fill the screen as the effect of hazy video distorts the image. Our director introduces himself, scraggly, itchy beard growth around his face, short hair, and leads us to see the populated streets of Afghanistan where this story takes place. It feels very real. There is an honesty here that doesn’t feel forced or manipulative; it works. The camera then chooses to linger on a passerby who talks to our young director and reminds him this isn’t America and there is no telling what might happen to him. Even though that was a brick of foreshadowing tossed at my head, it is easily forgiven as we slink deeper into this story. We get a brief glimpse of guns and the sight of some people being led away with them and that’s when we get a piece of the timeline.

We’re told Don went to Afghanistan to document the hunt and capture of the world’s most dangerous and wanted man. I’m hooked at this point. The music is slow and haunting, the camera shot as we go down a blackened road, only lit by more night vision, gives me real reason to feel sympathetic for the man.

For a moment Osama Bin Laden appears briefly on the screen as we get back into Don’s story. We get some information that he’s going to be meeting a bounty hunter, they cut to a scene of a struggle in a room full of weaponry, and then we get another “beware” message from one of Don’s travel companions that just cry out, “Danger, Will Robinson!” And just before you think you know what’s going to happen, it does. We get masked gunman on the screen, not unlike those who have chillingly been part of our real lives through the deeds of terrorists in the past couple of weeks, yelling and screaming with their guns at the ready.

Things go black.

The next thing to appear on screen is a shot of Don, through night vision, as words on the screen let us know that Larson and his crew disappear without a trace. Things go quiet until, bam, gunfire rings out.

We get Don handling a Kalashnikov like some mad pimp daddy in a drive-by, we get him running away, we see him using the butt of his gun to hit something, tracer bullets crisscross the night sky, the sounds of battle sound too real, I even think I see a man on a camel spray gunfire in Don’s general direction, and then the first RPG hits. Crap is flying everywhere, it’s chaotic, there are screams from every direction, and there is even another RPG that smacks into a car as Don and his team try to a get away from his aggressors that impress the hell out of me for its realism. It’s here where we’re informed that it’s not until weeks later after these skirmishes Larson’s video tapes and voice recorder are found in an Al Qaeda cave. The screen is hushed with Don’s voice saying he knows he’s doing the right thing by being there. And just when you think it’s over, another RPG rears its ugly face as it careens into the side of a building.

I love the premise, I think the filmmakers saw what could be possible if you stuffed a pseudo-documentary full of realism and then ratcheted up the tension and have made an indie flick that I am screaming out to see. It’s not enough to say this film has some relevance in this day and age but it looks like a film that looks fun, will initially have people asking if it’s real or not, and will blur the line between fantasy and reality.

Comics in Context #43: Joss Whedon’s Tales to Astonish

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:02 am

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In a recent TV Guide interview (June 13-19, 2004), Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, jokingly complains about the title of the new comics series he is writing for Marvel, Astonishing X-Men. “I kinda wish they hadn’t saddled me with that title. Does it have to be astonishing every month?”

As his interview in the first volume of Fantagraphics’ new Peanuts reprint series reminds us, Charles M. Schulz hated the title his comic strip was saddled with, but not even with all his tremendous success did he ever get to change it. Despite all his clout, Whedon is similarly stuck. (Would he have found it easier to be “uncanny” every month?)

When I left off in my last column, halfway through Astonishing X-Men #1, Scott Summers (Cyclops) and Emma Frost (the White Queen) were in bed together when suddenly Logan (Wolverine) appeared at the foot of the bed and accuses Scott of unfaithfulness to the memory of his deceased (yet again) wife Jean. Royally pissed off, Scott fired one of his optic power beam, blasting Wolverine through the window.

Last time I mentioned that Astonishing X-Men #1, perhaps inevitably, carried echoes of some of Whedon’s past work. Here I am reminded of the way Spike would needle Angel about their past sexual relationships with Buffy.

In fact now the similarity between Wolverine and Spike comes clear: each is an outsider with a violent past, a former outlaw, a rebel by temperament, and an observer with an ironic perspective.

I wonder whether anyone at Marvel is really happy with the Scott-Emma relationship. Rachel in Claremont’s Uncanny X-Men #444, Kitty in Whedon’s Astonishing #1, and Wolverine in both books seem to be voicing not only their own but the writers’ dislike of this relationship. It was other writers who turned Scott and Frost into a couple; Claremont and Whedon have inherited the situation. I wonder how long it will last.

If Wolverine resembles Spike here, then Cyclops is the Angel analogue, reacting the way that Angel might to Spike’s taunts: though he resorts to violence, Scott’s attitude in talking to Wolverine is ““ more proper and reserved, but rage is clearly seething beneath. In fact, Scott, beneath the contained facade, seems angrier than Wolverine.

“This is good,” Scott says, masking his fury beneath understated dialogue. “The guy who’s tried to steal my wife since the day he met us is gonna tell me all about what’s proper.”

Well, to nitpick, Wolverine met Scott before he met Jean: Cyclops helped Professor Xavier recruit Wolverine and the other “new” X-Men while Jean and other original team members were being held captive by Krakoa the Living island in Giant-Size X-Men #1.

It’s more important to observe that there’s also a certain revisionism at work here, and Whedon’s not the only one guilty of this. Chris Claremont toyed with showing Wolverine’s attraction to Jean in his early years writing the series. Later, in Classic X-Men #1, Claremont wrote new scenes set soon after Jean was rescued from Krakoa. In one of these Claremont showed Wolverine making advances towards Jean, and depicted the chemistry between them.

Nonetheless, for decades since those early days, Wolvy did not seem interested in Jean romantically. For one thing, beginning with Uncanny X-Men #118, way back in 1979, he was in love with the Japanese noblewoman Mariko. But since the first X-Men movie revived the Scott-Jean-Logan triangle, the comics have brought it back. Indeed, from what Scott says here, it seems we are to believe that the triangle has been active all along.

Wolverine responds to Cyclops’ accusation with one of his own, claiming that the only reason” Jean and Scott remained a couple is that she was “too strong to give in to what she really wanted” (meaning her attraction to Wolverine), “and you were too scared.” Attempting to compliment Jean’s strength of character, Logan actually comes off as presumptuous. What if Jean really wanted Scott? Logan’s egotistical enough to think that Jean really wanted him; maybe Scott isn’t the only one in denial.

Then again, by saying she was “strong enough” to resist him, perhaps Logan is actually admitting he would not be good for her. In that case, Logan’s surface egotism covers over his insecurities.

So there’s a question here as to what Logan’s motives are in challenging Scott this way. Are they still fighting over who should have Jean? Or is Logan angry because he believes Jean and Scott belonged together as a couple, and that Scott betrayed her by turning to Frost, even before Jean’s (most recent) demise?

And what does Logan mean by that last part about Scott being “too scared” to give in to what he really wanted?

Does he mean that Scott really wanted a “bad girl” like Frost all along, and that Scott really didn’t love Jean? No wonder Cyclops replies first with an understated threat (“Hey, Logan. That healing power’s about to come in really handy.”) and then an off-camera power blast. For the traditionally introverted Cyclops, actions convey his emotions more powerfully than words.

Notice Scott’s dry wit just before he lets Logan have it with another optic blast: “Hey, Logan. That healing power’s about to come in really handy.” Again, this is not the humorless Cyclops of yore. Moreover, though it is hardly a mature response to reply to insults with violence, Whedon is making an important point here: his version of Cyclops is no wimp.

At times in the past one might have wondered just how suitable Scott is to be leader. Claremont once (in Uncanny X-Men #201) even had Storm defeat him in a duel to determine who should lead the team. How could Scott, who could seem to be teacher’s pet, keep a strong-willed, born rebel like Wolverine in line? Certainly Cyclops does not seem to be a strong leader in the X-Men movies: in X2 he is captured and the team members mostly operate independently of him. Viewers unfamiliar with the comics might even wonder why Jean sticks with the bland movie version of Scott instead of giving in to Wolverine. This romantic triangle is sagging on one side.

Whedon’s Cyclops is tough-minded in his own way, perhaps as much so as Wolverine. It now becomes clear why Cyclops outranks Wolverine on the team.

Watching the two men fight over the absent Jean, Frost comments, “Superpowers. A scintillating wit and the best body money can buy. . .and I still rate below a corpse.” This is a line so good it puts virtually every other superhero writer in the shade. It is the White Queen’s bitter acknowledgement that Scott still does not love her as much as he loves the (repeatedly) dead Jean. Frost has vanished from the panel in which she finishes the line, as if she has disappeared at this moment from Scott’s consciousness.

How about Frost’s throwaway line that she has the “best body money can buy”? And you may have thought that all these super-people with spectacular bodies had them naturally. Considering how Rachel baits Frost for being older than she is (though Emma is hardly middle-aged) in Uncanny #444, I suppose that this may be another reference to her age.

More likely, in these days when even the young get breast implants and plastic surgery, it’s a suggestion that there’s something false about Frost. (By using the phrase “the best body money can buy,” Emma may even inadvertently be commenting on her own sexual morality.) On television Whedon has dealt with heroes self-destructively entangled with lovers who are wrong for them: Buffy with Spike, Angel with Darla. Here’s another such pairing.

The next scene begins with what appears to be a flashback to the reactions of young onlookers watching Cyclops and Wolverine fighting, as the Beast, in the present, is castigating them for battling “in front of the students.” Actually, the girl in front seems to be Kitty, who looks grimly, directly at the senior X-Men, while the three students seem shocked. (To artist John Cassaday’s credit, each person in the shot has a different facial expression.) Grouping Kitty here with the students again emphasizes the dual nature of her position: she’s not that much older than the students, yet she is a member of the faculty. Having returned to her former “home” at Xavier’s she can’t be happy about this turmoil among her elders.

Again, the focus is not on the X-Men themselves as youthful students, but as authority figures dealing with the young. The Beast’s speech to Logan and Scott is on that classic Marvel theme of power and responsibility, but in this context it’s not about a teenager learning to take responsibility as he grows older, but about exercising a kind of parental responsibility towards kids.

Having read Uncanny #444 and Astonishing #1, I wonder if the latter will be the series that will be more oriented around the school side of the X-Men.

Though this issue is primarily a talking-heads story, Cassaday and Whedon use imaginative visual techniques to keep it from seeming static.

One of them is the setting for this scene, a meeting of the senior X-Men. At first the setting is a surprise; not for another page does the Beast explain that they are in the Danger Room, in which, in its current version, holograms can create artificial environments. (It’s comparable to the holosuites and holodecks on Star Trek series.) Here the X-Men look like giants, sitting atop the Hawaiian islands, as if they were chairs. Amusingly, smoke arises from Wolverine’s body: presumably he is sitting atop a volcano. Since his hair style gives him devil-like “horns,” it’s appropriate that he’s giving off smoke, as if he’s seated in hell.

In a nicely understated bit of staging, Cassaday and Whedon have the White Queen sitting to the side, her face turned away from the others. She does not participate in the discussion for two pages, and then interrupts basically just to try to get them to hurry up and finish. Likewise, the others ignore her. Frost may be a member of the team, but she’s not a part of their community or “family,” even though it can contain the feuding Cyclops and Wolverine. Nor, it appears, does she care about being part of the group: Scott is the only one of interest to her.

Scott now begins a long speech. Since the rise of the original Image artists, I’ve been dismayed by the way so many recent comics artists devote huge panels to poster-like images, and then jam action into tiny panels instead. Cassaday and Whedon know how to make the current fashion for such large panels work. They devote a big panel to a shot of Scott uttering a single, simple line: “We’re a team.” This lends emphasis to Scott’s idea and to what seems the confident, idealistic way in which he says it (further emphasized by shooting his face from below, so he seems to tower against the sky).

Moreover, Scott continues, “We’re a super hero team. And I think it’s time we started acting like one.” Kitty looks towards Scott, interested by this idea. Logan looks forward, away from Scott, listening but not as impressed as she is.

Then Logan turns his face just slightly, looks warily at Scott, and says, as if startled, “Ho. Whoa. Wait. Is this gonna be about tights?”

It’s a funny reaction, perhaps suggesting a certain reflexive homophobia on the macho Logan’s part. It’s also the sort of remark one could imagine Spike saying.

And again there’s a certain revisionism at work here. No one forced Wolverine to wear a superhero costume through many of his past solo adventures. Wolverine’s attitude here reflects the movie version of Logan, who found the idea of superhero names and uniforms silly.

Scott reacts to Logan’s comment by dismissing his insecurity about looking silly in tights and taking the theme to a higher level: “It’s about everything. Truth. Perception. We’ve saved the world ““ worlds, even ““ time and again. That’s the truth. That’s what we do. But the perception is that we’re freaks or worse. That we’re Magnetos waiting to happen. We’ve been taking it on the chin so long, just trying to keep from being wiped out. I think we’ve forgotten that we have a purpose. I know the rest of the world has forgotten.”

Scott’s speech is about public relations: letting the world know that the X-Men are a positive force for good. But it’s also an effort to put the X-Men back in touch with another aspect of Xavier’s original vision: that the X-Men fight to save the human race, despite the fact that so many of them fear and hate mutants. Hence Scott’s speech serves as a contrast with Frost’s address to the students earlier in the book. Frost asserted that humans will never trust mutants; Scott, following Xavier’s ideas, argues that the X-Men’s good deeds can win humanity over.

I wonder if through Scott’s speech Whedon is also commenting on the direction of the X-Men as a series. Perhaps he feels it’s also the readership who may have “forgotten” the X-Men’s “purpose.” Is Whedon asserting that the comics have been spending too much time dealing with the X-Men fighting off persecution ““ playing defense ““ and not enough about them taking an active role, protecting humanity from dangers?

Certainly in the movies the X-Men appear to keep to themselves, not asserting themselves publicly as protectors of humanity. In the films the X-Men stay in hiding, not venturing out into battle unless they are fighting against their own kind (Magneto and his Brotherhood in the first film) or are themselves attacked by Stryker in the second).

Despite what Kitty said earlier in the issue, perhaps things have changed at the X-Men’s school. They’ve gotten away from the X-Men’s true purpose, so Whedon plans to put things back the way they were, so that Kitty’s statement that nothing has changed will indeed be true. Again, it’s like John Byrne’s “back to the basics” approach to longrunning comics series. (I would imagine, though, if Byrne were back on X-Men, he would boot his co-creation, the White Queen, out of the team immediately!)

As if anticipating close, analytical readers like myself, Kitty asks, looking at the holograms about them, “Is this like a theme thing, us being so big?” The Beast dismisses the notion with a joke about having misprogrammed the Danger Room. But the metaphor stands: the X-Men as giants. This ties in with the theme of Scott’s speech: superheroes are larger than life, serving a greater purpose, acting as players on the stage of the entire world.

Looking wistful, Kitty says, “Remember when thus place was just flame-throwers and rotating knives. I miss that.” Yes, indeed, that’s what the Danger Room was like when Kitty first arrived at Xavier’s school, back in 1978 in our time. Here is more nostalgia for the Claremont X-Men tales of decades past. So yet again we see the duality of Kitty’s role: the girl who has aged only a few years since joining the X-Men, yet who remembers comics from a quarter century ago. She’s a young person who has gone through experiences that make her feel older than she is. Perhaps, too, she embodies the way an older adult might feel that in ways he or she still feels young, not yet the master of his or her life. “Now I have cloud-hair,” Kitty says, literally referring to the holograms of small clouds floating around her head, but perhaps metaphorically suggesting her role bearing adult responsibilities in the world at large. No wonder she feels uncomfortable at seeming so “big.”

The Danger Room circa 1978 was basically the way that Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, its creators, had depicted it in the 1960s. It is appropriate that, as Scott speaks of the original purpose of the X-Men that Kitty should invoke an image that goes back to Lee and Kirby’s original X-Men stories.

Scott began his speech by acknowledging the absurdity of what he was about to propose. Obviously in part he meant that he intends to be part of the same team as Wolverine, despite the current tension between them. Possibly he ““ or Whedon ““ also meant the “absurdity” of the superhero concept, dressing up in costumes to fight evil, but Cyclops, and through him, Whedon, are arguing that the superhero, however absurd on the surface, is something positive. even necessary.

“We need to get into the world,” Scott declares. “Saving lives, helping with disaster relief. . .We need to present ourselves as a team like any other.” pointing out that the public accepts the two leading superhero teams, the Avengers and Fantastic Four. The X-Men would thereby be demonstrating why “baseline” humanity should accept mutants. The idea of “getting into the world” is a fundamental part of Xavier’s vision, which is not about mutants and ordinary humans existing in separate but equal societies, but about racial integration. Grant Morrison, in outing the Xavier and his students, was pushing them to play a more active role in the world, but Morrison’s priority seemed to be turning the X-Men into mutant rights advocates, not as champions aiding the rest of humanity.

Here I wonder how much coordination exists among the current X-Men books. In the final issue of X-Treme X-Men and his new stories in Uncanny X-Men, Chris Claremont has cast team members as official agents of the world’s government in battling mutant menaces. Claremont even has the X-Men refer to themselves as “marshals,” evoking the imagery of the Western. (That’s something one might have expected Whedon to do instead, considering that his Firefly series was explicitly created as a science-fiction version of classic Western motifs.)

Whedon seems so far to have a more positive focus: Scott says the X-Men will “save lives,” whereas Storm’s “marshals” seem to emphasize combating criminals.

But really, Claremont and Whedon are having their teams of X-Men follow similar paths: as heroes operating in public to protect the populace at large. Each writer is working primarily with a different assortment of X-Men, yet Wolverine participates in both series. And all of them are based at Xavier’s mansion. So it’s odd that in Astonishing Scott does not mention Storm’s “marshals,” or that in Uncanny Storm and the others don’t mention Cyclops’ effort to revive the X-Men’s reputation as superheroes.

Once Scott implies that he wants the public to think of the X-Men the way they do of the superhero teams the Avengers and Fantastic Four, Wolverine says, “Here come the tights. . . ,” still troubled by the thought.

“Sorry, Logan,” replies Scott, “Super heroes wear costumes.” Here, through Cyclops, Whedon is recognizing costumes as an important element of the superhero concept. Whedon has stated in an interview that it was not his decision to bring back the costumes. (It seems to have been the idea of Marvel executive Avi Arad, who only a few years ago was publicly disparaging superhero costumes.) But I gets the sense that Whedon is far from displeased about it.

“And quite frankly,” Scott adds, “all the black leather is making people nervous.” That reminds me of an observation former Marvel writer Peter B. Gillis made to me years ago: didn’t anyone notice that the Blackhawks were a bunch of men who dressed in black leather and lived together on an island? (How did Dr. Wertham miss that?) So there’s irony for you: people think it’s stupid to put the X-Men in superhero costumes, so they dress them up in black leather uniforms instead, seemingly oblivious to the kinky implications.

Then Kitty raises her hand, just as a student would: yet again here’s a sign that she occupies this middle ground between the kids and the adults. Kitty says, “I’m not a fighter, not like you guys.” Wolverine replies,: “You’ve been in it plenty, kid. I’d take you at my back any day.”

What’s going on here? Whedon says that Kitty was a major influence on Buffy, yet Buffy is certainly a fighter, and Kitty is claiming she isn’t, or at least not in the same sense as the other X-Men. And am I the only one who thinks that Cassaday, especially in this shot, makes Kitty look something like Buffy’s friend Willow?

Wasn’t the point of the “Professor Xavier Is a Jerk!” story (Uncanny #168) that Whedon referenced earlier in this issue that Kitty insisted on being treated as an equal of the older X-Men, and that she could hold her own in dangerous situations (as in her battle against the alien Sidrian Hunters in that story)? It’s difficult to imagine Chris Claremont contending that Kitty isn’t a fighter.

I’d like to think that in this exchange Kitty is being modest and that Logan is subtly reminding her of Claremont’s Kitty Pryde and Wolverine series, in which he taught her to be a martial artist. More likely, Whedon isn’t remembering it. Then again, maybe he is dealing in revisionism here, consciously dismissing that aspect of her past, preferring to present Kitty as a non-warrior.

Here Whedon’s foreword to the trade paperback collection of Fray, a series he did for Dark Horse, is relevant. In it Whedon discusses his boyhood interest in Marvel comics. “At least in the Marvel universe, where I made my nest,” he writes, “there were very few interesting girls young enough for a twelve year old to crush on.” (Gosh, why didn’t he fall in love with Jean like the rest of us? Then again, my friends and I first read about Jean in 1960s comics, when she was presented as a teenager.) “But it was deeply slim pickin’s,” Whedon continues, “Until Kitty Pryde. She was such a figure of both affection and identification, I even forgave her inability to think of a decent name for herself.” This explains the White Queen’s disparaging remarks this issue about Kitty’s past superhero names.

“If she could be in the X-Men,” Whedon concludes, “then there was no reason a short, skinny, not-overly-hygienic New Yorker whose mutant power seemed to be the ability to whine amusingly couldn’t join up too.”

There’s the key. Kitty is the everyman/woman, the reader’s identification figure. Not only is she the kid who gets to hang out with the adults, but she is our representative: through her we get to hang out with the X-Men. After all, that has always been the basic purpose of the “kid sidekick” in superhero comics. It’s not that the adult superhero is looking for an underage homoerotic sexual partner, as Dr. Wertham famously claimed. The “kid sidekick” was meant as an identification figure for the reader, so he could vicariously participate in the superhero’s adventures. This is why Whedon characterizes her as not basically a fighter, since neither are we, the readers, and she is standing in for us. Since Whedon is having Kitty go into action, but downplaying her role as a fighter, she finds herself standing in yet another middle ground. On one side there are costumed teen combatants like Robin or Bucky on one side, and on the other such noncombatants as Rick Jones in Hulk and Captain Marvel or Snapper Carr in the Julie Schwartz-era Justice League.

Contradicting Logan, Scott tells Kitty, “But you’re not a fighter. Your power isn’t aggressive, it’s protective.” That actually makes her seem like a throwback to pre-Claremont superheroines like the Invisible Girl, who didn’t actually hit people the way that, say, Buffy would. (In Kitty’s case, she can turn intangible.) “That’s good to show,” Scott goes on. “And people like you.”

That’s the point. Scott is designating her as a good public face for mutantkind. In that respect she is the best choice among the five X-Men Whedon seems to be working with in this series. (Presumably the large roster of X-Men is being divided among the various books and their current writers.) Scott points out that Hank looks like a Beast, “Emma’s a former villain” (Do people say “villain” in real life?), and “Logan’s a thug.” Logan immediately agrees, “Born and bred.”: like Spike, he takes pride, at once ironic and defiant, in his outlaw image.

As for himself, Cyclops points out that “I haven’t looked anybody in the eye since I was fifteen.” And while that is not technically true (What about that celebrated sex scene on the mesa in Uncanny #132, in which Phoenix stops his eyes from emitting the deadly power beams?), it’s too good a line to object to, too fine a summing up of Scott’s usual situation in life, and another example of the understated irony with which Whedon has him speak.

Looking somewhat annoyed, Kitty asks, “So I’m what ““ a P. R. stunt?” Maybe she’s right to object. Scott’s intentions are good, but the X-Men will not succeed in gaining tolerance for mutants until “normal” humans can accept mutants who look like the Beast, as well. (I really doubt that anyone connected with Astonishing would make this connection, but Scott has fallen afoul of badly conceived public relations before, in the original X-Factor series.)

Finally, Emma inserts herself into the discussion to take the opportunity to insult Kitty. We’ve already seen she dislikes Kitty, and perhaps now Frost feels provoked by Scott’s praise of Kitty for not being a “villain” like herself.

At long last Scott is exasperated with Frost, too, and tells her to “shut up”: Frost looks surprised and possibly hurt by this sign of anger, while Kitty looks warily at him, perhaps sensing his seriousness, and Logan continues to face forward, taking it in stride.

Looking grim, Scott tells the group that each of them may have “perfectly good reasons” for not wanting to act as superheroes. “But you’re the team I chose. So think about it.” Not only is Scott acting as a strong leader, but as one determined to get his way. He’s not insisting that they participate, but he seems to be implying that the fact that he chose them to be in his superhero team outweighs any qualms they may have about it. Maybe it’s not so much Kitty who’s like Buffy as Scott is: Scott seems more like the Buffy of the final seasons: the hard-edged leader (in a bad sexual relationship!).

The scene shifts to another example of public relations at work, as people insist on putting makeup on a woman who turns out to be geneticist Dr. Ravita Rao before she addresses the press. “Doc,” says one, “you’re about to change the world, you gotta look glam.” Dr. Rao and the X-Men are about to compete in the creation of public images for mutants.

I didn’t realize this until my second time reading the issue, but Dr. Rao is the same doctor from page two of this issue. This is my fault: when she addresses a girl as “Tildie,” I should have remembered that this was the girl from the opening pages. Then again, whereas in a movie or TV show, the viewer will probably recognize a character on his or her return later in the story, the faces of characters in comics tend not to be so individually distinctive.

This glimpse of Dr. Rao being introduced to the press begins a sequence of cinematic intercutting among various characters and settings that persists to the end of the issue.

From Dr. Rao we go to a brief scene between Kitty and Logan that serves as a reminder of the bond they’ve had in the past, ever since Claremont began pairing them together. In the context of Whedon’s work, it reminds me of the friendship between Spike and Dawn on Buffy. Here Logan appears to be referring to his mourning over Jean; that is certainly in character for him, and also happens to parallel Spike’s feelings towards Buffy when she was (temporarily) dead at the start of Season 6.

Dr. Rao begins her speech, “What is a mutant?” From the start of this quiet discourse by an academic we shift to a scene of violence and chaos, with masked gunmen taking hostages.

Back to Dr. Rao, whose talk at first may seem to fit right in with Charles Xavier’s vision of mutants. “They’ve been called angels and devils,” she notes, as if recognizing religious counterparts to the mythic figures of good and evil mutants in the X-Men series.

But Rao’s speech begins to vary from Xavier’s ideas in so subtle a fashion it didn’t register on me at first. She says, “They’ve committed atrocities, and been victims of atrocities themselves.” Is she differentiating here between the terrorist mutants like Magneto and those mutants who are victims of persecution? Or does she mean “they” to refer to all mutants? “They’ve been labeled monsters, and not without reason.” That implies that all mutants are indeed monsters.

“But I will tell you what mutants are,” Dr. Rao says, returning to her theme of defining mutants. At that point Cassaday and Whedon shift to the gunmen’s leader, telling his captives that he plans to rob them, to take (and presumably rape) their daughters, and to “roast” the hostages’ flesh (perhaps for eating?). Cassaday shows us the leader from the back, and then shows him from the front. The leader has green skin: is he a mutant?

Is he defining through his actions what he thinks mutants should be? (And is he the shadowy figure who was watching Tildie in the opening pages?)

Then we shift back to Dr. Rao, seen from the back, addressing the press, in a shot which ominously parallels the gunmen’s leader addressing the hostages. Perhaps Dr. Rao was right to disdain being made to look “glam,” but now we see she wears her hair in a rather prim, old-fashioned bun at the back of her head. A hint of her personality? (Is she playing a destructive superego in contrast to the gunmen’s leader’s rampaging id?)

Finally giving the answer to the question with which she began, Dr. Rao concludes, “Mutants are people. No better or worse by nature than anybody else. Just people.” That seems fine: just the point that Xavier and the X-Men series have always sought to make.

And then comes the well-timed kicker, in a single balloon: mutants are “People with a disease.”

Immediately afterwards we see glimpses of the X-Men changing into costumes, about to appear before the public themselves. These are the people who Dr. Rao claims are diseased.

There follows an impressive double-page spread with the X-Men striding out in costume. Of course, this is designed to show off their new costumes for the benefit of those readers, who, like the Beast, are particularly interested in such things. I find myself more interested in the design of the spread. Most of the space is given over to the wall and floor. Only Kitty and the Beast’s arm and legs make it onto the left hand page.: the X-Men are situated almost entirely in the lower half of the right hand page. Most artists would have had the X-Men figures virtually fill the entire spread. But the use of all the empty space gives an epic feel to the scene, as the X-Men emerge from a brightly lit rectangle, striding out onto this larger stage.

This brings the story to its final page, with rapid intercutting among the three sets of characters ““ X-Men (taking off in their jet), the gunmen and their hostages, and Dr. Rao addressing the press ““ as Rao’s words flow through and unite the series of shots.

Dr. Rao tells her audience, “Mutants are not the next step in humankind,” thereby dismissing Magneto’s rationale for proclaiming the racial superiority of mutants. But one could also use that idea to assert that humanity is naturally evolving into mutants, that it is humanity’s destiny; she is rejecting this idea, too. She also dismisses the fears of the usual mutant-haters in the history of this series, such as the Sentinels’ inventor, Dr. Bolivar Trask: “They are not the end of humankind.”

Instead, she contends, “The mutant gene is nothing more than a disease. A corruption of healthy cellular activity.”

Apropos of this, the June 21, 2004 issue of Time has an article titled “Surviving Cancer,” which contains a section titled, “Identifying Mutations.” The article states that “A tumor is essentially an accumulation of mutations. It grows uncontrollably because its DNA, laboring under the weight of layer upon layer of genetic errors, has become unstable and unable to repair itself. By studying those mutations, scientists can learn quite a bit about how a particular cancer cell became malignant and the molecular pathways it uses to get the nutrients it needs to fuel growth.”

In other words, cancer is a form of mutation. Perhaps this is the basis for Rao’s theory about super-powered mutants. Perhaps Whedon got the idea from reading an earlier, similar article.

But this isn’t a new idea with regard to the X-Men. A few nights ago I watched the X2 movie again and was struck by a scene between Xavier and Stryker, who had wanted Xavier to cure his mutant son Jason. “But mutation is not a disease,” protests Xavier.

This issue concludes with Rao’s declaration that “And now at last we have found a cure.”

Though this is an unusual approach to mutation in the world of X-Men, it too is not unique. I have read one review that asserts that the “cure” idea turned up a short time ago in Marvel’s X-Statix series. More importantly, a few years back Alan Davis did a story line in X-Men wherein the Marvel Universe’s master genetic engineer, the High Evolutionary, “cured” all mutants on Earth.

But the High Evolutionary was motivated by his godlike overview of the course evolution should take. I expect that Whedon is approaching Rao’s movement to “cure” mutants as a new facade for racial intolerance.

Consider that in this issue Whedon shows both Dr. Rao and the X-Men seeking ways to present a point of view to the public. Both sides are dealing in public relations, in image management, and in what politicians call spin. Cyclops wants to “astonish” the public, casting the X-Men as colorfully costumed champions of the whole human race. He wants to make Kitty their “poster child,” as Frost cynically puts it. The face of mutants is a pretty and friendly teenage girl, who lacks “aggressive” powers and who looks conventionally human. As noted, this is something of a distortion of the truth.

But it’s not as bad as Dr. Rao’s image of mutants as, in effect, cancer victims. How clever this is. Dr. Rao is not claiming that mutants are evil, but that they are people, no better or worse than other people, but who are afflicted by a disease. It is the disease that must be destroyed, not the mutants.

Compare this with the Church’s attitude towards mutants in Neil Gaiman’s 1602. The chief clergyman in issue 7 appears to regard those mutants (“Witchbreed”) who are not human in appearance as “monsters.” The clergyman is about to burn the 1602 Magneto, revealed as not only a mutant but as a Jew, at the stake. But the clergyman treats 1602‘s Magneto not as a “monster” but as a “heretic” who rejected “God’s mercy.” In other words, he differentiates between the sinner and the sin, suggesting the possibility that had Magneto been loyal to the Church, he need not have be executed.

Earlier this week I passed by some demonstrators in an Indian section of the city, who had a sign “Islam is the Only Way to End Homosexuality!” I’m aware of Christians who claim to “love” gays but to “hate” their “sins.” Here is the idea of religion as a “cure” for behavior of which other people disapprove.

These are means of demonizing an opponent’s behavior but not the opponent himself. Similarly, Dr. Rao is demonizing the mutation, but not the person affected by the mutation.

But these are false dichotomies. Being a mutant is an essential part of each X-Man’s identity. Being a mutant is each X-Man’s racial identity, just as being black is Dr. Rao’s (It is surely no accident that Whedon and Cassaday “cast” her this way.), or being female is part of her identity.

In each case, that of he 1602 Inquisition or Dr. Rao, differences from the cultural norm are being labeled as disease, heresy, or abnormality, not as an acceptable alternative to the majority lifestyle. It’s like the way King James in 1602 defined any political opposition to him as treason.

Consider the title of this issue of Astonishing X-Men: “Gifted.” Each X-Man’s mutant super-power can be regarded as a metaphor for whatever talents any individual in real life has: whatever makes him or her unique, and enables him or her to contribute something to the world that perhaps no one else can. By the issue’s end Dr. Rao is attempting to redefine “gifted” as “diseased.”

No wonder Kitty looks so somber in our last sight of her in this issue, perhaps sensing that the X-Men are traveling into big trouble.

So, yes, I’m astonished by this first issue and hooked. After such an auspicious start I’m very much looking forward to the rest of Joss Whedon’s twelve-issue run on this title. And who knows? He did it for Buffy: maybe he’ll be motivated to write X-Men: The Musical.

-Copyright 2004 Peter Sanderson

June 18, 2004

Trailer Park: I Think I’m Turning Japanese

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By Christopher Stipp

June 18, 2004

I THINK I’M TURNING JAPANESE

The Japanese get all the good stuff.

They get the sweet electronic gadgets before we do, have impeccably clean cities, have all the great seafood, make insanely great cars (can I get a Bubba Rubb woo woo on this?), and they actually posses a trailer for I, ROBOT that does not invoke any hatred, whatsoever, from me against Will Smith’s character. I am still trying to figure out what angle Fox is working, domestically, to sell this thing. Are they wanting a jovial MIBII Smith, a more serious, fighter pilot, INDEPENDENCE DAY Smith, or are they looking for the bad mutha he plays perfectly in the new Japanese trailer? Fox will get its act together about this sooner or later but they have a wonderful trailer for this movie and it would be a shame to let others in another country enjoy the spoils of a marginally well put together sci-fi flick.

In other news, DONNIE DARKO is getting a trailer push to go along with its theatrical run. I would have included it here as a review but most of you who pride yourself on watching copious amounts of movies have already seen it and those who haven’t don’t know what it’s like to have a movie that most every God-fearing, movie going citizen (people like my friends who loved BRUCE ALMIGHTY and think that a film like FOG OF WAR is for history majors) would absolutely hate or feel a great amount of anger towards you for subjecting them to its power. Without a doubt DONNIE is one of the best well-ignored-by-the-mainstream movies to have been made in the last ten years. I am hoping that the 20+ minutes of footage will help me understand things a little better. If you have seen it, see it in theaters. If you haven’t, and it comes even remotely close to the basement of your parents house where you live, get those in your clique who appreciate your weird movie sensibilities and catch it. I believe I found a new appreciation for “Mad World” by Tears for Fears and Patrick Swayze because of it.

That’s pretty much it from me in the way of trailers that needed a little extra scrutiny this week. Speaking of scrutiny, check out the review for the new ALIEN VS. PREDATOR movie. I know, I know, I thought it would suck harder than a Lewinsky 7000, but I loved the trailer. On top of that, the trailer for EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING is by far one of the best teasers I’ve seen all week. Not a whole lot is shown, but what is shown is used to great effect.


WIMBLEDON (2004) Director: Richard Loncraine
Cast: Kirsten Dunst, Paul Bettany, Sam Neill, Jon Favreau
Release: September 24, 2004
Synopsis: Peter Colt (Bettany) is an unlucky guy, scoring “love” both professionally and personally. Seeded near the bottom of the world tennis ranks, he manages to score a wild card, allowing him to play in the prestigious Wimbledon tournament. There, he meets and falls in love with American tennis star Lizzie Bradbury (Dunst). Fueled by a mixture of his newfound luck, love and on-court prowess, Peter works his way up the ranks of the tournament players and actually stands a chance of fulfilling his lifelong dream of winning the men’s singles title – if his luck can just hold out.
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Prognosis: Negative. Thank you to everyone who made this trailer possible. You’ve saved me two full price admissions.

After watching the trailer for WIMBELDON a few times, not believing what I was seeing, I consulted a few people to get a read on things and, sure enough, it’s true. I broke it down to what was in this trailer. In this thing we have Paul “Yeah, Even I Still Can’t Believe Jennifer Connelly Wants Some Of This” Bettany, looking very trim and not too off-putting with those eyes of his. Then there is Kirsten Dunst who, for my money, has a wonderful everywoman look about her, although, really, do even I believe she looks like someone who would be able to compete in one of these tournaments? There is suspension of disbelief and then there’s the reality of Anna Kournikova’s record as a professional tennis player. We also get Sam Neil and even Jon Favreau in this thing, two names that should immediately put confidence in me that this is a quality ensemble piece, not even mentioning this film is from the same folks who brought us BRIDGET JONES’S DIARY and NOTTING HILL.

And that’s when it hit me: yeah, the reason why I can’t endorse a trailer like this is because I saw the whole movie unfold right before my eyes, in sequential order no less. The people here didn’t even bother to mix crap up like a Rubik’s cube to throw me off the scent.

See, and I’ll do this as swiftly as possible from front to back, Paul Bettany is a tennis chap “who never rose to the top” and who had snide comments tossed at him for being a marginal professional player. He gets fed up, ostensibly, for being so average and holds a press conference to say he’s retiring. Not a lot of people are there and the press becomes more interested in the hip, happening, new hotness of some other player who just happens to crash Paul’s conference. We all are supposed to, I take it, feel sorry for the lad as he’s on his way out, and while he’s training to just give it one last shot, Kirsten Dunst comes in and flirts with the man. She and he hit it off as The Cars’ “Just What I Needed” (ironic as both Paul and Ric Ocasek, inexplicably, ended up with hot looking wives) plays in the background while a whole lot of smooching goes on. Sam Neil thinks Paul is a distraction (Oooh”¦the disapproving father; haven’t seen this clichéd character for a while), Paul somehow gets better and vastly more popular, Jon Favreau drops in on the scene, hopefully, to provide some gentle comedic relief, and then we’re told that this movie is from the same upstanding chaps who brought BRIDGET and NOTTING into our theaters.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, U2’s “Everlasting Love” plays in the background as Paul gives it all he’s got to make the big play or big smash or whatever the hell it takes for him to either: 1) win Wimbledon (against all the odds, of course) and keep Kirsten as his lady 2) drive her away, initially, but then lose Wimbledon on purpose because he just can’t live without her or 3) loses Wimbledon anyway and keeps Kirsten. Should Paul end up spurning some willing poon like Kirsten in this film, which I didn’t see any indication of, or if one of them has an undiagnosed brain tumor that pops right before the winning point is made, I would gladly pony up the cash to see this thing start-to-finish. For right now, though, I’ve seen the whole movie. Thank you, though, really, as this has now saved me from being dragged to this flick later this summer; if the danger of having to endure this film comes any closer to becoming a reality I plan on simply showing this trailer and satisfying everyone’s need to see all the amazing possibilities that could possibly happen in this flick.


FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS (2004) Director: Peter Berg
Cast: Billy Bob Thornton
Release: October 15, 2004
Synopsis: Based on the best-selling book about high school football by H.G. Bissinger, Friday Night Lights chronicles the entire 1988 season of the Permian High Panthers of Odessa, Texas, with football players, coaches, mothers, fathers, pastors, boosters, fans and families struggling with ongoing personal conflicts while the team fights for a state championship.
A town for sale, Odessa, Texas has seen better days – the financial bust evident in its boarded-up shops and broken lives. Yet one hope sustains the community where, once a week during the fall, the town and its dreams come alive beneath the dazzling and disorienting Friday night lights”¦when the Permian High Panthers take to the field. In a city where economic uncertainty has eroded the spirit of its inhabitants, nearly everyone seeks comfort in the religion of the Friday night ritual, where the unfulfilled dreams of an entire community are shifted onto the shoulder pads of a team of high school athletes.

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Prognosis: 4th and long. The first thing I asked myself when watching this thing was, “how is this different from any other sports flick?”

I had just come off of seeing the trailer for WIMBELDON and was actually trying to envision sports movies that have had some resonance with not only me but of the larger movie going public at large. RUDY came to mind quickly, trailing with BRAIN’S SONG, and, hell, even MAJOR LEAGUE has secured a place in my own pantheon of go-to sports films because of the people, characters, who inhabit the outlining plot. Even the trailer, when you look at it, for ANY GIVEN SUNDAY showed a film that had that certain something that made people respond.

Want to know the secret to making a good sports film? You need to fill those around the periphery of the given sport with personal history, relevance, and give everyone a reason why someone should care about them; you are developing a sports team and you need to endear the players to those who will be their fan base. All the above films, with the exception of WIMBELDON, do that. Films like REMEMBER THE TITANS showcase cardboard clichés and derivative subplots with the players that feel forced and lifeless. I didn’t want to see any of them win any sort of game, to be completely honest. This line of reasoning is what, I feel, makes the trailer for this flick a mixed bag. Showing brief glimpses of high school footballers out of their pads is an excellent selling point but having Billy Bob coming off as the prototypical, eat nails, shit bullets kind of football coach just comes off as having a “so what” feeling.

The movie seems to be selling a drama rather than a straight sports film, and that’s fine, but the people who have to carry this thing have to be the players. If the movie becomes a quagmire of bombastic rants from Billy Bob like “make no mistake about it, gentleman, we are in the business of winning” only threaten to make this film just another depiction of how much football means to him, to the kids he coaches, to the community at large, etc… There should have been a better reason given why I should feel compelled to see what happens to those guys on the field who are the real focus of the film. From what I saw of them, and their moments, I would agree that I am interested. From what I saw of Billy Bob? Move along down the line, please, and stand next to Coach Denzel. Waving verbal testosterone around like the hard ass he is trying to be only really works for guys like John Goodman in REVENGE OF THE NERDS.

Peter Berg, the man behind the lens, did a great job with the RUNDOWN but, really, what was evocative about his directorial work? It was the Rock and Sean William Scott who brought a modicum of popularity the film so let’s hope the guys on the team in FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS can make something happen worth cheering for.


ZHOU YU’S TRAIN (2004) Director: Sun Zhou
Cast: Gong Li, Tony Leung Ka Fai, Chen Quing, Sun Hong Lei
Release: July 2, 2004 (Limited)
Synopsis: Zhou Yu, a ceramic artisan in China’s rural Northwest, has a deep rapport with Chen Qing, a shy sensitive poet. Taking a long train ride every weekend just to make mad passionate love with him, her longing seems insatiable. Until one day, she meets the hedonistic vet Zhang Qiang and begins a torrid affair, which takes her to another train station, and another level of lust. Driven by the locomotive of love and desire, she hustles through a dark tunnel of no return.
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Prognosis: Positive. Why should I take on something when no one speaks any ingles?

The above comment is a good question and one that gets asked countless times when I mention I want to see a foreign language film based on its trailer. The same thing happened when I saw the promos running for AMELIE and then for IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE, both movies, I might add, were on my Best Of list at year’s end. Hell, when talking about IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE the film warranted enough interest that he fine people at Criterion put out a special edition of the film that still stands as one of my favorite DVD’s to date.

Having said this, and realizing that the core audience for a movie like this, by default, needs motivated people who can read, it behooves me to save this movie from being trampled in the glut of tent poles this season by saying a few things about the trailer.

First, and let me be completely honest, I don’t know where the trailer company kidnapped the guy doing the voice over for this thing but he needs to either have his mouth duct taped and have a fancy scroll across the screen instead or there needs to be a new version cut for this trailer without his voice because it is awful. Second, what is up with the music changes? First I think I’m listening to something from Peter and the Wolf, the next, I think I’m in a velvety chair listening to classical music in a big hall.

Music notwithstanding the trailer blocks everything perfectly. From the opening of the train in the distance and then establishing that this film’s star is the same woman from FAREWELL MY CONCUBINE, another great film, the makers of this film quickly make it known they’re not some schmoes who fell off a movie wagon in Taiwan. However, the music playing in the background is sucking at my soul by this point, and I’m just barely paying attention to the visuals, when there is a shift in tempo, presentation.

Our heroine, the woman who is the reason to see this movie, gingerly holds a white cup in her hands. The cinematography is working very subtly as it goes from her to a dude, a writer who digs her, to another dude, who digs her as well, and it gives the vibe that things are not going to be going well by the third reel. This is confirmed, if only hinted at, by the way she cavorts with both men as if playfully trying on robes. Just as I’m investing myself in this film, the oboes kick in and I curse Valhalla for having me endure this egregious audio assault. It’s of no matter however, as the story plays out in front of me, everything from the physical space you can feel between her and the men she’s investing herself with, the use of the train as a visual symbol for her journey, the way she gets it on with some faceless man (this warrants a big plus from the Peanut Gallery in my limbic system), and the slo-mo movement and lingering gaze of the camera on her groove thing as the sound of the train plays out in the background are all inciting. I am happy that the violins come back before this trailer is done but it is of no consequence as this is a film most anyone with a passion for subtitles should make an effort to see. That is unless you read reviews and it turns out the film is absolute dreck, in which case, go rent SHANGHAI EXPRESS.


ALIEN VS. PREDATOR (2002) Director: Paul Anderson
Cast: Sanaa Lathan, Raoul Bova, Lance Henriksen, Ewen Bremner
Release: August 13, 2004
Synopsis: The iconic monsters from two of the scariest film franchises ever, battle each other on Earth for the first time on film. The discovery of an ancient pyramid buried in Antarctica sends a team of scientists and adventurers to the frozen continent. There, they make an even more terrifying discovery: two alien races engaged in the ultimate battle. No matter who wins, we lose.
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Prognosis: Positive. I didn’t think it would happen, to be completely honest.

When I heard this movie was getting made I, too, rolled my eyes and cursed every money grubbing suit attached to this project that connived to get this thing made. Things that slowly trickled out and about this film’s production wasn’t helping at all either. From the vague promo posters, the really vague teaser trailers, even the name on everything, AVP, sounded more like an off-road vehicle I should want to take out and really “open “˜er up” in the backwoods of Illinois; this was not sounding like a movie I needed go see. Then, finally, a trailer worth commenting on has made its way to the surface.

It’s not bad and that speaks volumes with a movie like this.

The trailer does things right by opening with a black screen and having only the sound of a predator echo in the background. We next get a group of people, ostensibly to become food for either alien race, investigating the area that seems to have brought the two big boys together in one, centralized sandbox. My take on this expeditionary crew is that they should warrant nothing more than ravenous cries at the screen to “get them good!” while hopefully providing a modicum of bad acting and bad lines. My expectations don’t fail me as one of them mentions, before everything kicks into high gear, “did you hear that?” Yes I did, sister, and it is called your death knell.

We get a flashy look at a drooling Alien and a steel faced predator as they both look at each other as if Don King is going to rip through the black background to say this will be the biggest fight known to man and to call my local cable provider to order it today. I cannot tell you how much frothy anger I would level at this thing if it left things like this. I would be upset. But it doesn’t and somewhere in the distance the spirit of 80’s nu metal overtakes the music in this trailer as things slowly pull me in further.

We next get a shot of the predators looking pimp as all get out as they slowly walk up some step; a separate shot of an alien embryo hatching (I could watch an entire film of those bad ass things attaching themselves to people’s faces, shoving eggs down their windpipes); a predator making short work of the mini-aliens; a quick shot of the prey caught in the middle (don’t feel bad for them, just be thankful they’ll provide some comic relief); a full-on HR Giger alien; a predator holding a disk with blades (I loved KRULL! I knew my letter writing campaign to get this weapon back into the movies would pay off.); a predator unsheathing some blades from their wrist, Wolverine-style (From X-MEN to ROBOCOP to I COME IN PEACE, crap coming out of people’s arms never ever gets old); and then we get an alien looking all sorts of pissed.

Cut to the prey caught up in this melee, and seemingly trapped in the alien egg room (see comments above concerning interest in said item) as one of the two utters, “what did you say this room was called?” Before you retort “your burial chamber, you beeyotch” a flurry of quick clips overtake the screen as humans are shown fighting back against everything coming at them, guns are going off, aliens are squealing like little pigs, explosions start rocking everything, and a blue sphere of energy, reminiscent of the Danger Zone cartoon series, engulfs everything.

I like the tagline: Whoever Wins”¦We Lose. It’s cheeky but not too mindless. I appreciate the work done by Paul W.S. Anderson. While none of the love I have for his work has to do with his directorial style, if I’m being completely honest, it’s simply his ability to wade through the genre of this kind of film that makes me hopeful it won’t be a complete travesty. The trailer has now raised a modicum of expectation for me and I now want to see the finished product to determine whether he’s desecrated a franchise that had some potential about 10 years ago when this project was on every fanboy’s list of fantasy films and shared some space on the page right below FREDDY VS. JASON.


EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING (2004) Director: Paul Schrader
Cast: Stellan Skarsgård, Gabriel Mann, Clara Bellar, Billy Crawford
Release:August 20, 2004
Synopsis: Prequel to THE EXORCIST. The film traces the story of Father Lankester Merrin (Stellan Skarsgård) back to his first encounter with the Devil in post-WWII Africa.
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Prognosis: Positive. First of all, Jesus is upside down.

Jesus is upside down and I know that not only is evil afoot, I don’t think I have ever seen that kind of thing employed in my cinematic travails. Second thing about this trailer, though, Warner is cheating at the beginning, pure and simple.

There is no way to look at the first half of the trailer for EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING and not think that Warner Brothers is cribbing a little too liberally from the first film to generate interest in this new incarnation. Don’t misunderstand me though, as I think this trailer is tip top all the way through.

What you notice as the Warner’s symbol turns black and white, the screen going dark, and the sound of Father Karras’ voice being the only thing you can hear is this thing starts off on a creepy note.

“Are you comfortable, Regan?”
“Yes.”
“How old are you?”
“12.”
“Is there someone inside of you?”

And then that dammed creepy ass breathing starts in, slowly, as Regan’s demonic eyes peer out at you. My skin starts to ripple as Father Karras asks Regan if she will, “let him answer?” The flashes of light and the sound of the response of “in time” is a real foot in the ass of all the cheap tricks employed by others who followed in this movie’s footsteps since the original. There is then a rewind of footage from the original EXORCIST as Keres makes his way from the ground level from whence he splattered, up to the window he was ejected out of, and into bedroom of Satan.

Just when I think, though, that this is where we’ll get introduced to the new version I am held at the velvet rope a little longer as the scroll chimes in with its ominous message: Go Back Before The Beginning, To The Place Evil Was Born. Oddly, the music loops backward, as does Brewmeister Smith’s signature walk from under the street light, clutching his satchel, ready to fight the dark side; I think I heard “Paul is dead” somewhere in that audio clip.

It’s nearly halfway done with this thing before I see anything new when I finally get a glimpse of Stellan SkarsgÃ¥rd.There is lightning, thunder, the sound of a church bell, and a quick look at the underground lair where most of everything else happens in this trailer. There is a great shot of a barren land with small crucifixes imbedded into the ground like a bunched up gravesite as a voice over from one of the actors says, “I was sent here to see if the legend was real.” Stellan is then shown going down deep into a cavern as another voice clip adds, “after the war in heaven, this is the spot where Lucifer fell.” We get more lighting, almost being played to the point of distraction, but then there is a clip of a mirror breaking, a chick in just a towel (what was the question?) screaming because of something, we get Jesus jus’ chillin’ upside-down, someone shouts “the power of Christ compels you,” Stellen holds up a lantern, and then Stellan’s voice states simply, quietly, “Joseph. Run.” What I know about the directing of this film was that Paul Schrader had directed the original incarnation of this thing and even had a slew of internet journalists to visit the set. Everything was in place to make this a well-known film and then the unthinkable, but plausible, happened: the suits at Warner’s were very displeased with the final product. They literally took the film away from Schrader, gave it to Renny “I know good film” Harlin, took Caleb Carr and William Wisher Jr.’s script and had it rewritten by Skip Woods and Alexi Hawley. The whole film was reshot. The whole film. The power of Christ may very well indeed be needed to exorcise the demons out of this thing but I am anxious to see what they have done.

Comics in Context #42: Joss Whedon’s Comics & Stories

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Long, long ago, in other words, a few years ago back in the 20th century, it was relatively easy to break into writing for comics. There was a continual demand for fill-in stories or for short stories for books like Marvel Comics Presents. High school students who got intern jobs at Marvel, if they did well, might get jobs as assistant editors, and once you were “in,” you had the opportunity to pitch stories. Actually, every friend I had who wanted to get into comics eventually did. (Mind you, I have a talented group of friends.) People would ask me why I didn’t write comics stories. I would explain that my talents lie in a different area: I don’t write comics stories, I write about them. They would have none of this: you’re here, you should be writing stories!

After becoming established in comics, some writers tried to move on to careers in writing television or movies, In his article in Back Issue #2 concerning the “DC Implosion” of 1978, Mike W. Barr states that “Virtually all the freelancers ““ and most of the DC staffers ““ claimed that comics were a way station in their careers.” (Considering how little comics paid back then, that was understandable.) Barr recalls having a conversation with writers Len Wein and Marv Wolfman: “‘Oh, we’re not going to be in comics much longer,’ Len replied. ‘No, we’re going to move to Hollywood and write The Love Boat,’ said Marvin.” (As you may know, Chris Claremont first got to write X-Men when Wein, who co-created the “new” X-Men team in Giant-Size X-Men #1, found his schedule was too full, and turned the assignment over to his fellow staffer, who proved to have a revolutionary new vision for the superhero genre.)

But comics writers who went to Hollywood met with radically different degrees of success. As Jordan Raphael and Tom Spurgeon mention in their recent biography of Stan Lee (see Comics in Context #15 and #16), even Stan himself tried to break into screenwriting without success. There have been some success stories more recently, like those of Mark Verheiden and Jeph Loeb, who work on Smallville, a comics-inspired television series.

And Loeb has worked with the man who is this week’s subject, Joss Whedon, creator of the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Firefly and co-creator of Angel. (They collaborated on a proposed Buffy the Animated Series, and just what is wrong with the Cartoon Network and various other networks that none of them were interested in picking it up? Whedon has been a subject of this column before, in the 2003 San Diego Con report in Comics in Context #9).

Lately Whedon has started writing comics himself, the latest being Marvel’s Astonishing X-Men #1, the start of a new X-Men series. It is so good that you might wonder why Whedon didn’t start writing comics years ago.

But now we’re in the 21st century, and the onset of Bizarro World rules in the comics industry. I was recently informed that an editor at a major comics company told a friend of mine who had submitted a series proposal that the company was only interested in projects by Somebody Famous.

So here’s the path that Whedon took to get to Marvel: he helped write screenplays for blockbuster films (Speed, Toy Story), and then created three TV shows, one of which, Buffy, has become a cultural icon, and even wrote a revision of the screenplay for the first X-Men movie, which is not used. (Although, reading Astonishing X-Men #1, I again wonder why. It’s got better dialogue than anything in the first film.) And now he’s starting to direct his first feature film, Serenity, based on his Firefly series. Only now, after Whedon reaches this extraordinary pinnacle of success, does he get to write an X-Men comic book! Isn’t this doing it all backwards?

But maybe in this case I should just sit back and enjoy this new phenomenon. Here I am arguing every week in this column that the best comics should be taken seriously as literature. Wein and Wolfman used to say that writers should work their way up to scripting a top title like Spider-Man, although they were talking about writing fill-ins and lower tier comics first. So I should take pleasure in the idea that the X-Men are such a great concept, such a monument in American popular culture, that even someone as successful in other media as Joss Whedon could still aspire to write these characters.

In a news article in The Hollywood Reporter some months ago Whedon explained that he did indeed aspire to writing the X-Men.

“‘There are three reasons why I’m doing this,’ Whedon said. ‘One, I get to write The X-Men, a comic I grew up reading. It’s probably the biggest influence on my work there is. Two, I want to personalize things and figure who these characters are to me now. And three, the character Kitty Pryde. She was not a small influence on Buffy. I get to use her, and that sealed the deal.'”

In doing my characteristic close reading of Astonishing X-Men #1, I will time and again be showing how Whedon’s work with the X-Men reminds me of characters, situations and themes from his past work. This is not meant as an accusation that he is repeating himself. Rather, I am showing how indeed The X-Men influenced Buffy and other Whedon work, and demonstrating a thematic continuity between his “Buffyverse” work and his new X-Men story. Moreover, comparing the Buffyverse and X-Men characters provides some surprising insights into how some of them are founded on the same archetypes.

Astonishing #1 opens with an eerie sequence of a person being menaced by a monster, superbly illustrated by Astonishing artist John Cassaday, who, presumably following Whedon’s staging directions, creates a ghastly mood through understated means: the spattered blood, the creature’s large, inhuman teeth, and the human image somehow reflected in them. It’s a reminder that Whedon is best known for working in the horror genre; this is the sort of sequence one would not expect from traditional superhero writers.

It’s also a reminder that Whedon not only writes for the movie and television screen, but directs for it as well. This is a cinematic montage of extreme close-ups. This and the next page also comprise a teaser for the main story: were this a TV series, it would appear before the opening credit sequence.

And then there are the words of the narrator, who appears to be a child, who finds her mother’s screams “yummy.” The juxtaposition of horror and ironic humor is a Whedon trademark. But I also find myself wondering if this may be a subtle bit of homage to longtime X-Men writer Chris Claremont, who also likes to use the word “yummy” or just “yum” in contexts ranging from a villain’s macabre lusts to a hero’s expression of sexual attraction.

On the second page a child, Tildie, wakes up screaming. The first page sequence was apparently her dream. Or was it her memory? Or was it actually happening before the lights turned on? Just who is this enshadowed figure watching through presumably one-way glass?

And who was the “monster”? Is it possible that it is the child herself? Is she a shapeshifting mutant?

This scene has a primal resonance: perhaps all our terrors are extensions of a child’s fear of monsters in the dark.

It also ties in with a scene at the end of this issue, although I didn’t pick up on that until my second reading of the story.

Following the title, “Gifted” (an allusion to the previous name of the X-Men’s home base, “Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters,” i.e., young super-powered mutants), the main narrative opens with a close-up on Kitty Pryde, whom Whedon singled out in the Hollywood Reporter piece as a particularly important character to him.

She is returning to Xavier’s school, where she first learned to use her mutant powers, after a sojourn in college in Illinois (as seen in Chris Claremont’s recent Mechanix limited series). Apparently Astonishing #1 takes place before Claremont’s Uncanny X-Men #444, which came out weeks before, and in which Kitty and Wolverine had already returned to the Xavier Institute.

Kitty’s return to her old school, where she spent her high school years, may remind readers of Buffy’s return to Sunnydale High in Season 7 of her television series. Like Sunnydale High, Xavier’s school was also destroyed and recently rebuilt. Each of them thus returned to a place, a school, at which defining events in their lives took place. For that matter, Season 1 began with Buffy arriving at a new high school, and Season 4 with her arrival at college. And Kitty’s return to Xavier’s, bearing luggage, recalls the very first time she arrived at the mansion, back in Uncanny X-Men #138 (October, 1980).

And, one might add, Whedon, who grew up reading X-Men and identifies it as a defining influence on his work, is likewise returning to Xavier’s school. It’s the place where he too spent his formative years.

Kitty’s first words are “Nothing has changed.” There’s that Thomas Wolfe quotation about not being able to go home again. Still, I’ve had times when I’ve revisited places from my childhood and adolescence and am taken back to see that outwardly, at least, they appear to be the same, as if caught in a time warp: it seems at once reassuring and strange. I have changed; why haven’t they?

Now, over the decades many writers, readers and comics executives have insisted that characters and situations in comics change. How often have they tried to sell new issues by claiming that “This issue will change the Marvel Universe” ““ or a specific character in it ““ “forever!”

But there’s a contrary point of view: Stan Lee himself spoke of the “illusion of change,” whereby surface aspects of a series may alter, but the essence of the characters and the series remain unaltered.

Whedon may be siding with Stan Lee’s side of the issue here. By “Nothing has changed,” perhaps he is asserting that there is a consistency to the X-Men series, and that it really hasn’t changed since he himself was a fan reading it.

Kitty continues, “The place was destroyed and now it looks like nothing happened. No time has passed.” On a literal level of meaning, Kitty is referring to the fact that the mansion was demolished towards the end of Grant Morrison’s tenure on New X-Men; following the departures of previous X-Men creative teams, the mansion was rebuilt as if overnight. (The short time it took is even less credible when one considers how slowly “Marvel-time” elapses compared to real time.) Yet the school is an essential element of the series, and Xavier’s mansion an important visual icon. Why the editors let the mansion be destroyed when they must have known or should have foreseen that the next writers would want it back is beyond me. The rapid rebuilding not only weakens credibility but even in retrospect undercuts the dramatic impact of the demolition.

Kitty now experiences memories of her life in the mansion, which take the form of ghostly images enacting scenes from her past. This reminds me of the final scene of Upstairs, Downstairs, with Rose the maid wandering through the mansion, hearing snatches of conversations from past episodes; the ghostly images here make the device work in a visual medium with no sound track. The “ghost” motif has psychological resonance: our past is long gone, “dead,” and yet continues to haunt us. (The issue in which Kitty first joined the X-Men, Uncanny #138, was itself a “memory” issue filled with flashbacks to past X-Men stories.)

“Of course the Professor would have it rebuilt this way. Give everyone a sense of stability, continuity,” Kitty tells herself. “Continuity” has a double meaning in the context of comics: it’s also a reference to the history of the X-Men and the consistency with which they and their world are portrayed. Whedon’s own goal may be to create “a sense of stability,” to adhere to the traditions of the series and recapture its traditional essence. In writing the X-Men, perhaps he seeks to return to a fictional world that he will find reassuringly familiar, as will other longtime readers. This may be his version of what John Byrne calls his own “”Back to the Basics” method when taking over a longrunning series.
The next “ghost” Kitty sees is of her own younger self, shouting, “Professor Xavier is a Jerk!” from the story of the same title (Uncanny X-Men #168, cover-dated April, 1983). Cassaday even recaptures the look of artist Paul Smith in this image.

This is also Whedon’s tribute to the X-Men’s past. Here I’m aware of a slight generational shift. I’m so used to seeing pros do homages to the comics of the 1960s, and the work of creators like Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that they loved as kids. But here Joss Whedon, from the tail end of the Baby Boom, is paying tribute to the X-Men comics that he read as a kid, the ones that Chris Claremont wrote in the 1980s. Indeed, Kitty is the creation of John Byrne and Claremont, who further defined her as a character after Byrne left the series. (And, of course, Claremont is still very much active, writing two other X-Books, dealing with the same milieu and some of the same characters that Whedon is now handling. See Comics in Context #37 and #39.)

Kitty tells us that “Nothing has changed. Not even me,” as she passes through a wall: this is a clever, surprising way of establishing her mutant power for Buffy fans who may have followed Whedon to the X-Men without prior knowledge of the series.

By saying she hasn’t changed, Kitty means, as she goes on to say, “I’m a kid again, out of my depth, completely overwhelmed by everything here. . . .” Kitty’s following the Joseph Campbell scenario, starting this new hero’s journey from a lowly position.

Of course, all of us change as we grow older, and Kitty has, too: as we shall see, she is returning not as a student or as an inexperienced X-Man in training, but to be a teacher and a full-fledged member of the team.

Perhaps, though, Whedon is signaling that he’s going to treat Kitty as younger than other writers might, in contrast with, say, Warren Ellis, who, when he was writing the original Excalibur series would have had us believe Kitty was having an affair with an adult, Peter Wisdom (not a good choice). Whedon’s Kitty, though older than the other current students at Xavier’s, is still probably a teen.

Here I want to commend John Cassaday for the marvelous way he depicts the mansion’s interior in this sequence. It would seem such an obvious thing to do, but very few comics artists bother to give the interior of Xavier’s mansion a distinctive look. In contrast, Cassaday gives us a real sense of place: the rug with its distinctive pattern, the fine wood paneling, the specific location of the staircase with regard to the front door, the feel of a grand Victorian home (even if it has been demolished and rebuilt umpteen times).

Kitty tells us that what “overwhelms” and surrounds her are “the smaller pieces. The shards of me.” The “shards” are her memories of her past self. The “ghosts” are also like reflections of herself in a mirror. The word “shards” suggests that she feels her self has been shattered, although Kitty seems untroubled for the rest of the issue. Presumably her effort to live on her own, in college, did not work out (Mechanix did not continue). Perhaps she has returned to her home and surrogate family of the past in order to rediscover a sense of self. Whedon said that he wants to “figure” what the X-Men mean to him now. Perhaps Kitty wants to do the same. Perhaps this even suggests that the superhero genre is rich enough to be able to assist a reader’s different psychological needs at different stages of his or her life.

Now Kitty sees another familiar Claremont scene: the “ghost” of her younger self holding mistletoe over the teammate she then loved, Colossus. Whedon does not tell us this, but many readers will know that Colossus is now dead. The camera shifts to a close-up of Kitty, who smiles at the memory. But it is a quiet, understated smile. It’s not the big, childlike grin that artists John Byrne and Terry Austin gave her when she first arrived at Xavier’s doorstep in Uncanny X-Men #138.

So Kitty has changed, and there’s a certain melancholy about her mood. There’s an interesting duality about Whedon’s depiction of Kitty. In the nearly twenty-five years since her debut, she has aged very little in Marvel-time: she is presumably still a teenager, still a “kid.” But she’s also lived through a quarter century of X-Men stories, people she cared for have died (like Colossus), and she herself has been through horrific events (see, for example, Claremont’s Kitty Pryde and Wolverine limited series). Here she is somberly reminiscing about a past that seems long gone, as a middle-aged adult (like Whedon) might, or a fan (also like Whedon) looking back on his favorite comics stories from his youth. Kitty is simultaneously young and old beyond her years.

The sequence ends with the silent panels of Kitty’s face in extreme close-up, looking contentedly at the “ghosts,” and then walking across the rug. So many writers today give us dialogue-heavy talking heads books. Whedon, a director, does it right; he’s sparing of dialogue when he can communicate his idea and mood visually, and he and Cassaday bring this sequence to a close that is both dramatic and cinematic.

On the following page, with Kitty’s entrance into the school meeting, we move from nostalgic evocations of Claremont’s work to full-out Whedon. The mood abruptly shifts from the private and wistful to the public and comedic. Emma Frost, the White Queen, who stands at the podium, immediately chooses to berate Kitty for her lateness in front of the students. Considering the fact that Kitty is to be one of their teachers, this is particularly nasty. Kitty’s retort to Emma is an example of pointed, deadpan irony, a Whedonian trademark; you wouldn’t find this in most other superhero writers’ work.

Kitty’s rejoinder (“I’m sorry. I was busy remembering to put on all my clothes.”) also points to the absurdity of the White Queen’s costume. Even considering that so many superheroes wear skin-tight costumes, just what is Frost thinking when she appears before her young students in another of her Victoria’s Secret-style ensembles?

Again, Cassaday provides a good sense of place: what the school auditorium looks like, with several senior X-Men on the platform: Scott Summers (Cyclops), the Beast, Kitty and Frost. I expect that over the next year I’ll gain a much clearer sense of what the Xavier mansion is like from Cassaday’s work than I ever had before.

Frost announces that Kitty will be teaching computer science (Hey, so did Willow after Jenny Calendar’s death on Buffy!) and will act as a liaison to the administrative staff and as a student advisor (And that was Buffy’s job at Sunnydale High in Season 7!).

In contrast to her frosty welcome from Emma, Kitty, Scott, and the Beast immediately engage in friendly banter. The warm rapport among them is clear. It’s like when one reunites with an old friend he hasn’t seen in years, and the two of them pick up from where they left off as if no time has passed.

“Did I miss the Sorting Hat?” asks Kitty. That’s a reference to the opening day of school at Hogwarts in J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter books, in which the teachers likewise sit up on a platform facing the students in the meeting hall. Whedon here may well be pointing to the similarity between X-Men and Harry Potter, both of which are founded on the same concept of a school where super-powered young people are trained to use their abilities. And, of course, Buffy is based in this archetype, too: not only her own training by Giles, but the seventh season School for Slayers, in which Buffy, fellow Slayer Faith, and her friends start teaching new recruits themselves.

The Beast’s traditional, rather intellectual wit proves a good fit for Whedon. But then consider Whedon’s treatment of Scott, who, in other hands (like, say, the makers of the X-Men movies) often seems dull and wooden. The Beast alludes to this when he makes a dryly ironic reference to “Scott’s scintillating introductory speech.” But then Scott surprisingly comments, “Even I was bored. . . .”.

In other words, this Scott is no longer truly a stiff. There’s a parallel in Giles, who likewise has a certain with a certain ironic self-awareness about his own tendency to be stuffy and bookish. And we shall see still further changes in the depiction of Scott as this story proceeds.

Has nothing truly changed at Xavier’s school? Well. consider this: traditionally, the characters X-Men focuses on have been Xavier’s students. But now Xavier is absent (off on the island of Genosha in Excalibur), and (following the lead of the X-Men movies), the X-Men are now the teachers. The students in this issue are anonymous, presented as a mass, not as individuals. The characters we follow and are to identify with are the teachers.

I recall, back in the day, when Marvel editors argued that Peter Parker should remain a student (albeit a graduate student, which you can be forever, as well I know) because the kids who make up the bulk of the readership won’t identify with a teacher. They’d see a teacher as One of Them, not One of Us. But now Peter Parker is a teacher in the Spider-Man titles that follow classic continuity, and the X-Men are teachers as well. The identification figures for the readers are all decidedly adults. (Perhaps demonstrating a certain schizoid attitude on the subject, Spidey and the X-Men are still students in the continuity of Marvel’s Ultimate line, or, as I will start calling it, Marvel-Earth-2.)

What does this mean? After I reviewed Claremont’s Excalibur #1 I worried afterwards whether I made it sound as if it wouldn’t appeal to the young (though I think it will), since it’s about a middle-aged man. But Astonishing X-Men is likewise about adults. These books aren’t about coming of age; their heroes have already gotten there. Does this mean that the bulk of the comics readership really is now made up of adults, not children and teenagers? Or are today’s comics editors and writers miscalculating who their audience really is?

So here the parallel is less with the early seasons of Buffy, in which the identification characters were students, than with the final season, in which Buffy has fully taken on the role of authority figure.

The fact that Kitty, Scott, and the Beast are chatting away while Frost speaks signals a certain lack of respect for her; the feeling is mutual, as we shall see later.

Notice Whedon and Cassaday’s cinematic technique in slowly shifting from the bantering X-Men to Frost, as she addresses the students. Frost takes up more of each succeeding panel, moving closer to the center. Finally, the page concludes with another extreme close-up as she utters a single line: “Violence of any kind will never be tolerated.” Notice how Whedon paces his dialogue in comics, sometimes emphasizing a particular line by devoting an entire panel to it, and giving the speaker a close-up.

Sentinels, the gigantic mutant-hunting robots, break in, causing confusion and tumult among both the terrified student body and the senior X-Men: Emma has finally gotten her colleagues’ attention. And these are the Jack Kirby/Neal Adams-style Sentinels, not the inferior versions designed by other artists; hence, this is another tribute to the past, this time to a period of X-Men before the Claremont era began.

It turns out this is just a simulation: holograms created by the X-Men’s “Danger Room” technology. (It is said that Whedon pushed to have the Danger Room in the first X-Men movie, but it was dropped for budgetary reasons.)

Now, one reason for the Sentinel simulation is a practical one on Whedon’s part: so that there will be an action scene, however brief, in an issue that primarily deals in scenes of character interaction. (Indeed, it was Claremont’s character-driven X-Men that showed how a superhero book can hold a reader’s attention in an issue without real action scenes.)

Another reason is that Frost was seeking to make a point to the students. And she did it, characteristically, in a cruel, insensitive way, by gratuitously frightening them. Scott looks grimly at her, and the Beast and Kitty look downright angry. They don’t like being manipulated and tricked by a colleague. But there’s an even more important reason for them to be pissed off at Emma.

Frost tells the students, “We have learned the first lesson. They will always hate us. We will never live in a world of peace.” Frost is thus attacking “Xavier’s dream,” the vision of the X-Men’s absent founder, the father figure to Scott, Beast and Kitty, his hope that someday “baseline” humans and mutants will live together in peace and harmony.

Frost is undercutting their mission: she is teaching the students not Xavier’s dream, but her own cynical agenda. “We must give the ordinary humans respect, compliance and understanding,” she tells them. “And we must never mistake that for trust.”

This is a very interesting stance to take: preaching outward subservience to the humans while resenting and distrusting them. Imagine how people would react if a black civil rights leader advocated that as the way African-Americans should behave towards whites.

Later, alone with her, Scott confronts Frost over her little stunt, but these two are currently lovers, and she easily manipulates him into a change of subject. And by the end of that page, we see Emma and Scott in bed together. Yes, indeed, Marvel’s concept of who the audience is for comics has certainly changed. (Then again, so has the world. I was struck by the end of an article in the June 9 New York Times about Sex and the City. It quotes a passionate fan of the show, who turns out to be only fourteen.)

Of course, as a longtime reader, I am aghast at this sight for a different reason. Don’t the Powers That Be at Marvel realize that the love between Scott and his series-long amour, Jean Grey, is the heart of the book? What were people at Marvel thinking when they killed off Jean (yet again! See Comics in Context #28) and paired up Scott, the book’s traditional heroic lead, with former villainess Emma Frost?

And then comes perhaps the best moment in this entire issue. Scott looks up from the bed to see Wolverine perched accusingly at its end, staring ominously, accusingly at him. He says simply, with grim, deadpan irony, “Which stage of grieving is this?” Amazingly, Whedon and Cassaday can convey the tone of characters’ delivery without spoken dialogue! And Whedon can do timing in a static medium, as the next moment shows. As if in the equivalent of a pause in a Harold Pinter play, Whedon waits for the next panel, focusing on Scott’s scowling reaction, for Wolverine to follow up with a cutting punch line: “Denial?”

And Scott blasts Wolverine with one of his optic beams, as if reacting to a punch to the gut. And that’s just what Wolverine’s two lines were like. Wolverine ““ and Whedon ““ may be exactly right about Scott’s motivation for his otherwise inexplicable affair with Frost.

This brings us to the halfway point in this issue, and also in our discussion. I’ve got to send this column in early. So, in the grand tradition of serial fiction:

“To be continued.”

-Copyright 2004 Peter Sanderson

June 11, 2004

Trailer Park: I Wanna Be, Wanna Be, Like Mike

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By Christopher Stipp

June 11, 2004

I WANNA BE, WANNA BE, LIKE MIKE

There is a battle of wills going on here.

In one corner you have the very public, gotta-see-it flick FAHRENHEIT 911 about to hit in theaters in just a couple of weeks. It’s been an amazing twist of events, or a well-orchestrated coup, however you’d like to view it, and the trailer proves that the wait may very well the hype. However, is it edutainment or is it pure fact? Being Michael Moore, you have to factor in some elements of shock, pop science and a little smattering of biased viewpoints. It’s really an enjoyable mix and I don’t begrudge Moore an inch for the way he presents his material. Hell, if something like a documentary on the nature of gun violence in America could easily win the Academy Award, Frontline on PBS would be washing themselves in a bathtub full of statuettes. The trailer looks just as entertaining as the movie is supposed to be and you can consider me and my $8.75 as a minor contributor to the overall total for whatever this film pulls in.

In the other corner, you have Mike Wilson who is a young moviemaker looking to make a name for himself in the industry by directing a documentary, revealing Moore’s techniques for creative fact-telling. Wilson also wants to show an America unlike the one that Moore portrays in his previous films and gets some fairly big names, of both the celebrity and political variety, to help him along in his quest.

This looks like a good, old-fashioned cat fight. Of course, the timing couldn’t be more right for Wilson, who could leech some of the publicity away from Moore as he makes his rounds for FAHRENHEIT’s junketeering. Stay tuned to see how well both fare in the open market. While I realize there is no fighting going on with either director, you should see both trailers and see what angles both of them are playing. I like them both but that’s only because I have competing voices in my head that are in constant battle for supremacy.

In other news, this week’s Have-to-see-it-to-believe-it clip-o-de-week goes to SAW. I have no idea what the hell is going in that trailer but it’s got Danny Glover and Carey Elwes in it and looks like derangement of the highest order. The trailer site says it has some disturbing content (stating this will always get some attention from me when you put a label like that on it) but apart from having a hot lady almost losing her head in a booby-trapped device (which isn’t shown happening, if you’re wondering) there isn’t anything more offensive in the rest of it. They’re wussies and I’m p.o’ed that there wasn’t anymore “disturbing content.”


FAHRENHEIT 9/11 (2004) Director:Michael Moore
Cast: Michael Moore, George W. Bush
Release: June 25, 2004
Synopsis: Michael Moore examines what happened to the United States after September 11; and how the Bush Administration used the tragic event to push its agenda. It’s a documentary that will trace why the U.S. has become a target for hatred and terrorism. It will also depict alleged dealings between two generations of the Bush and bin Laden clans that led to George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden becoming mortal enemies.
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Prognosis: Positive. “You can make people do anything if they’re afraid.”

I like this trailer immensely for the method and the execution of its message. It gets in quick, is cheeky in all the ways that makes this politico/documentary/easy-to-understand film palpable to anyone who can manage to digest a USA Today, hits you with a sock full of quarters as it breaks things down provocatively if nothing else, and where you will you find one of the best endings I’ve seen in a trailer all year. Well, that last part was a bit of an exaggeration; that honor goes to DAWN OF THE DEAD but I promise next time I’ll research my facts better next time before making an assertion like that.

One of the issues people have with Moore’s guerilla tactics form of documentary filmmaking is that some of the statements he makes are sometimes taken out of context, unjustly, and there are entire Web sites dedicated to the cases-in-point but here, in this trailer, we have a nice outlay of the statements he makes with some images, representations, documents, etc”¦ that start the paper trail to prove he isn’t aggrandizing his points, but is out to establish them.

We start with a nice twinkling soundtrack (think “˜50s retro), a very brief but well-deserved mention that the film was the winner at Cannes (I’ve seen longer, lingering award mentions of lesser prizes at other film festivals so it was nice to see Moore not making it the focal point of the trailer), and the mention that this is same dude who won that naked, golden man and made those mean comments about our president. With all the pomp out of the way the trailer wastes no time with getting right into things.

We have a few-days-old shot of a post-9/11 world with all commercial flights grounded, some file footage of a man telling us such, some actual documents flashing on screen relating to the family of Osama Bin Laden who resided in this country but were given clearance to leave the country by our own president. This is just the first shot heard round the world.

From this landmine, we move to the ReBuilding Iraq conference where corporations lined up to talk about how they were going to exact some coinage after this pesky war was finished. Men in their ties, hotel ballroom settings as overheads flash some potential money making opportunities fill the screen as troops and their guns roll by on a dusty street somewhere in Iraq.

We next get Moore walking up to commuting politicians in Washington D.C., asking if they wouldn’t mind helping out with his efforts to get the kids of the very same politicians he’s talking directly at to sign up for the war. After getting a look of either shock, confusion or derision, take your pick, Moore moves on to a sound bite of a politician who is sitting behind his nice looking wood desk and who says he had no idea what was in the Patriot Act he helped pass (“We don’t read most of the bills,” is his answer. Oy. Hopefully, he’s from your state.) Moore is then in an ice cream truck, telling members our Congress what the Patriot Act really says before the trailer turns up the pace by quick clipping images of soldiers on the ground in Iraq, John Ashcroft singing a cappella (it really has to be seen to be believed), middle America folks just being citizens, politicians walking away from Moore (wow, imagine that), and a real fast montage of fire, protests, guns, fallen soldiers, threat levels and, again, one of the funniest endings I’ve seen in a while.

Having said all of this, I have no doubt the Sean Hannitys, Rush Limbaughs, Michael Medveds, and all of the self-congratulatory talking heads will come out of the woodwork to say this film is rubbish and conflicts with common sense. They’ll go on tirades, only after trying to smear Moore for his unpatriotic devotion to this country, and they’ll get some hick who only knows how to grow peanuts or make meth who’ll just get irate along with them, neither one will have seen the movie, mind you, until all concerned are whipped up into a froth. Fine. Let “˜em. If this movie was given an ounce of credibility by anyone, these men would have you believe it is still Un-American to believe that the world is a lot better off with a man in power like George W. This film looks like a great comment, a different perspective, if you will, on the state of our country today and where we’ve all been for the past few years.


RIDING GIANTS (2004) Director:Stacy Peralta
Cast:Darrick Doerner, Laird John Hamilton, Dave Kalama, Brian L. Keaulana, Titus Kinimaka
Release:July 9, 2004
Synopsis:In turns funny and spirited, often poignant and dramatic, their stories are the heart of Riding Giants. Yet in the telling comes a picture of not only these extraordinary characters, but authentic insight into the birth, development and ultimately the global appeal of the romantic, culturally significant surfing lifestyle itself. Riding Giants is driven by the same sense of freedom, the same love of nature, the similar discovery of self that all surfers seek — that all of us seek, in one form or another. Experience the breathless moments of quiet grace that, for these extraordinary adventurers, are to be achieved within their elementally violent world.
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Prognosis: Positive. A note to Bruce Brown: Thank you for making ENDLESS SUMMER 1 and 2. I saw them, dug them, still go back to watch them, have no idea why I’m transfixed like a prepubescent boy who’s found porn for the first time every time I see either one, have never picked up a surfboard, don’t really assume to understand the ethos of the average surfer, but am now hooked on trying to watch anything put to celluloid related to the sport.

The trailer for RIDING GIANTS only seeks to continue the tradition of having solid, well-made surf movies in the purview of the public; last year’s STEP INTO LIQUID is a great example of this statement. The opening to this trailer is wonderful to look at. The slow, tinkling piano music meshes well with the scenes of lightly crashing surf. We have a nice scroll of comments that before we walked onto the moon we had dudes stepping off the edge of the earth. It’s cute if nothing else. A little hyperbole goes a long way and thankfully they leave it at that. We get the obligatory OFFICIAL SUNDANCE SELECTION badge of honor, but as it’s simply blended into the background with a warm sun it isn’t glaringly annoying, it’s tempting. What happens next is very creative.

On the screen, time starts rolling back. The years peel off all the way into the 50’s. We get a blend of photos, movies, and 3-D looking stills of the pioneers of what, truly, we all know as modern day surfing. Is it out of line to say these guys, “were the astronauts of their day?” Not after seeing what these men accomplished it isn’t. From this point, then, there is some great back and forth of modern surfers, old school surfers, and a real sense of authority and honesty in what is being shown.

Is it all about finding that one, ultimate wave you’ll never forget? Do surfers have it better than most when it comes to having a more centered view on the fragility of life and nature? Do guys like Anthony Kiedis and the weird eye dude from CYBORG really beat up on guys like Keanu who are just starting out like they do in POINT BREAK? I don’t know about the latter but I have to believe after seeing the trailer for this, and knowing what I do about the ENDLESS SUMMER flicks, the answer to the other questions has to be a very mellow yes.

What’s great about the premise of the film is that this pays homage to the guys who started it all. A sport that seemingly was only a real recent development in the grand scheme of recorded time it feels like it should have been around ever since there were waves (“Hey, Mogdock, grab some of that palm tree and let’s boogie board till we have to put down that Brachiosaurus with a few rocks I’ve found.), but it hasn’t. These men, vanguards of something new, still look great and it serves as a better companion piece to the Johnny-come-latelies of the world when doing a retrospective like this. Sometimes you get the guys, or gals, of things that happened in our nation’s recent history when doing a documentary and it’s sad, even frustrating, when the subjects themselves barely know who they are much less recall, vividly, the events that led to them being interviewed in the first place. They’re not drooling on themselves and are at the perfect age for reflecting what, essentially, they began so many decades ago.


MICHAEL MOORE HATES AMERICA (2004) Director: Michael Wilson
Cast: Penn Jillette, Michael Moore, John Stossel
Release: Coming Soon
Synopsis: Michael Moore Hates America is a documentary that forces audiences to rethink the genre. It challenges conventional wisdom and takes on the top documentary filmmaker of all time. Join Mike Wilson as he travels from coast to coast in search of the American Dream, and chases down Michael Moore in an effort to figure out why the two have such different visions of America.
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Prognosis: Positive. Equal time. It feels like to me, anyway, that the biggest threat that this movie poses is that of all the same tactics used by Michael Moore to get his own movie made about Roger Smith, GM’s CEO at the time, it has now befallen a new filmmaker to seek some answers of his own about Moore’s claims about “the country, its people, and our way of life” as Americans.

Does this guy have a point worth listening to? Yes, absolutely. Does it feel like it has its own agenda? Oh yeah, but I would like to be in that line of people to see what about Moore has this guy’s cackles all up in a bunch. For an independent documentary, and using what looks like a lot of Apple computer power, this trailer is wonderful to watch.

“The art is persuading you to lie to yourself.” This is the line we get from some codger, much like Moore’s own wily old coot from the trailer of FAHRENHEIT 9/11, and right away the assumption is put on the table that what the guy is talking about is Moore himself.

Some of you know my distain for words; words, that is, that come up on the screen. If you sneak a peek at any number of trailers that pop them up horribly (this week’s SAW trailer is one) you can understand why it’s so jolting. What Mike Wilson has done with a very simple program has not only made it interesting to read them, but his soundtrack selection is much appreciated and engages the viewer visually and sonically.

We then get Michael Moore, standing up at a podium, where he is explaining to an audience at a public appearance, with Mike Wilson standing in attendance, ostensibly waiting for his moment to capture his prey. I mean, let’s not skirt the issue that seems to be pervasive throughout this entire trailer: while, yes, there seems to be a focus on showing how real America can work for its citizens there is an undercurrent of 1) demystifying Moore’s sensationalist claims if there are, indeed, any to be unearthed or exposed and 2) that the director himself, Wilson, puts forth his own agenda, good or bad, as evidenced by the company he keeps in this piece.

As viewers of Showtime can attest, Penn Jillette makes for great conversation. Jillette and his diminutively quiet partner Teller have a series, aptly called Bullshit, that is all about getting to the root of issues like this and it does add a great sense of authority to have him in the trailer. As he simply explains his views on the nature of verbal illusion it starts the ol’ crankshaft in the cranium up for some light thinking.

However, with anything that looks great there also comes some pointed criticism that must be addressed. As I watched this trailer I don’t know how many times a newscaster appeared on the screen and I was unsure of whom the person talking to Moore actually was. The same goes for when Wilson is talking about his film on the radio with someone from Radio America which, if you do some digging like I had to do, has some fairly conservative leanings. After raising my awareness that this was the case, and it triggered other feelings that I, myself, might be misled without having all the information in front of me it put me in a position to question the source when I should be enjoying the trailer watching experience. What comes next, though, is comedy gold.

“I’m not in anyone else’s movies other than my own.” Out-of-context or in-context Moore is shown in an interview uttering these words when he says he would not participate in Wilson’s movie because of the previous quote. There is a funny moment as the screen goes black and white and the names of eight films where Moore did exactly that appear on the screen. I’m not sure what the hell Moore meant but, damn, if that wasn’t a great way to make point.

Next, though, we come back to the same issue I made about the newscasters who are seen trying to rope Moore into an argument. We see Wilson talking to a very astute, well-dressed, power-tie wearing black man that speaks with the smoothness of a politician. Again, I did some digging and found that it could be J.C. Watts, a Republican, and a former member of Congress, who was at one time the fourth highest ranking Republican in the House of Representatives. Now, you have a guy like this on the screen and yet there is no label to point out who the man is. I’m not saying it is him and I might be completely wrong, maybe it was some schmo Wilson picked out at a Lexmark printer conference, but I’m obviously starving here for some clarification of who is doing the talking in this trailer.

After that we move onto real rural America where a black woman breaks down her vision of what America means to her, an immigrant discusses what his idea of the Dream means to him, and then we get some guy from Flint, Michigan telling us what it will take to rebuilt the city left hollow after GM left the state and collapsed the town’s economy. We then cut to Wilson at the very same public appearance from the beginning of the trailer and we get him trying to get Moore for 45 minutes to do an interview, ostensibly, for this documentary. What Wilson gets in return for the request was to be expected.

Even though I feel this film just seems to the Right correcting the Left both sides here are culpable for having their own agendas, just like Jillette points out in the trailer about the nature of lying, and its best when you understand the source of every piece of information that’s given to you. Always consider the source. I would recommend this flick as standard issue third eye cleansing ointment as a check and balance to Moore’s films. People can get caught up siding in one camp (Liberal, Republicaian, Democrat, Transgender, Homophobe, Dolly Parton Fan Club Member) or another and this movie serves, to paraphrase the MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES, to question the answers were given and not become sheep when presented a novel idea that fits nicely in our world view.


AVIATOR (2002) Director: Martin Scorsese
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Cate Blanchett, John C. Reilly, Kate Beckinsale, Jude Law, Adam Scott, Kelli Garner, Gwen Stefani, Nellie Sciutto, Alec Baldwin, Danny Huston, Matt Ross, Ian Holm, Alan Alda, Frances Conroy, Vincent Laresca, Justin Shilton, Brent Spiner, Josie Maran, Sam Hennings, Willem Dafoe, Stanley DeSantis
Release: November 5, 2004
Synopsis: The Aviator tells the story of aviation pioneer Howard Hughes (Leonardo DiCaprio), the eccentric billionaire industrialist and Hollywood film mogul famous for romancing some of the world’s most beautiful women. The drama recounts the years of his life from the late 1920s through the 1940s, an epoch when Hughes was directing movies and test flying innovative aircraft he designed and created. It also chronicles Hughes’ struggle with his physical disabilities and phobias, and his increasingly erratic, obsessive-compulsive behavior that led him ultimately to isolate himself from his associates and withdraw from the world.
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Prognosis: Positive. Ok, THE BEACH sucked but, c’mon, will Leo ever star in anything that might be mistaken for anything set in contemporary times? His career seems to exist in a time machine dated for the early half of last century. It’s not a matter worth dwelling on, however, as long as Marty, Steven or Cameron helm the pic and are directing this, dare I say, Dorian Gray-like man, through a movie that looks crisp, clean and extremely interesting. One of the issues, though, if you can look past it, is Leo’s inability to distinguish himself from looking like Frank Abagnale Jr.; the slick looking hair, the period specific clothing, and even his voice. All that is of little issue, however, as this movie looks like an easy sell to some segment of the population that will appreciate this period piece and won’t even think twice they’ve seen Leo like this before. The look of the film, going for a true representation of the time in which Howard Hughes lived, looks absolutely gorgeous. I would have liked to soak them all in but there are way too many clips that dine and dash without leaving a whole of room for interpretation. The first half of the trailer is mostly concerned with telling the story of Howard made his way from the movie set to the plane hangar so we get some of the more glamorous Hollywood visuals.

After Mr. Toad’s Wild Trailer Ride takes a breather, more towards the middle, we get a thickly painted make-up job on Kate Beckinsale who, for my movie money, would make me go insane and become a recluse too if I somehow missed out on making that sweet situation last a lifetime. And that’s the other thing. What’s a bio pic on Hughes without the lunacy? I’m not holding it against Scorsese, but, damn, what fun that would have been to see a ragged Leo? Him all haggard as he hobbles from Nicaragua to England to Canada to Mexico would most definitely get my viewing attention. However, apart from the greased over look he seems to have cribbed from all his other flicks set between 1900-1950, Leo really impresses here in the trailer as a youthful Hughes if I am to give into believing it’s him. His outbursts of anger, frustration, and love feel genuine even as the schmaltzy piano music dances in the background. One of the things I did not appreciate, however, as I was slowly drawn into Leo’s performance was the flash of Gwen Stefani at his side. I don’t know why some people think they deserve to become an actress because that’s such a novel thing to do these days, and this whole cross-career building should only be limited to Hugh Jackman who just proved Wolverine can high step with the best of them as he sang “Ain’t It Awesome I Just Won a Tony” and to Bo Jackson, the latter being the contemporary OG of effective career switch hitting. And it’s all of a sudden, too. LeoLeoLeo, bam, “that’s the chick in the “˜Don’t Speak’ video!” I believe her visage will sell a few tickets to fanboys of hers but, damn, was it necessary?

By the time a plane clips the side of a house and you get a crying babe on the edge of the bed, as a shirtless Leo makes a brief appearance, I’ve already figured out this trailer is all over the place with its imagery. There does seem like there is a progression of events that’s being revealed but it all happens so fast. All you have to go off of is what your mind lingers on as the last images from .034 seconds ago quickly dissolve in your frontal lobe as they make way for more. The clips are great, stunning, all these things and more, but unless Leo is carrying C-4 on his back and is planning to take down the entire city of Washington as the pop/punk/poseur band Good Charlotte plays a generic riff with words that say COMING SUMMER OF 2006 there is absolutely no need for this kind of visual assault. However, Marty does get a pass because of a couple things:

1. Leo just looks good; he does and I have to bite my teeth to say it. His role in CATCH ME IF YOU CAN is the sole basis of this decision because of its sameness and I enjoy getting caught up in that movie whenever I see it on HBO.
2. Kate Beckinsale. Damn. If only all moms looked this good.
3. The story looks engaging and there is more than enough evidence that there is something here that looks yards better than WHITE CHICKS.
4. It’s Martin Martin Scorsese. The man has yet to disappoint. Some of you may throw meat cleavers at that comment for GANGS OF NEW YORK but the man is the quintessential benchmark of dependable movie making compared to the Brett Ratners of the world.


SAW (2004) Director: James Wan
Cast: Tobin Bell, Cary Elwes, Danny Glover, Dina Meyer, Monica Potter
Release:September 17, 2004
Synopsis: When Adam is jolted back to consciousness after nearly drowning at the bottom of a decrepit bathtub, he awakes to find himself chained to a rusty pipe inside a dark torture chamber. There is someone else in the room. Dr. Lawrence Gordon has also just regained consciousness and is chained to the opposite side of the space. Between them a man is lying in a pool of blood after apparently shooting himself in the head with the pistol in his hand. Adam and Dr. Gordon piece together the clues left behind by the deranged criminal mind that has brought them together and finally realize that they, too, must make a seemingly impossible set of choices for their lives.
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Prognosis: Positive. By far the most expedient minute and thirty seconds you’ll experience this week will be spent in the form of the trailer for SAW. For those not in the know, and you can count me as one of them prior to my first viewing of this thing, the movie looks to be as deranged and driven by a pure desire to have everything drip with cinematic dirtiness than anything else I’ve seen in many months.

It starts out nice enough, Danny Glover (still one of the greats when not trying to act like he could kick Jet Li’s ass in LEATHAL WEAPON 4) is sitting down with a woman who looks like the shaking leather man from SEVEN who was forced to copulate with a fine lady while wearing a device better utilized to cut though tin cans while still managing to be able and slice through tomatoes. She sits there shaking while Danny asks what the woman remembers. Remembers about what? The images that follow are very interesting.

The camera shakes out of focus a bit, some slight static fills the screen as our heroine wears what looks like a rusty deep sea diving/football helmet and is strapped in a chair which looks stolen, no less, from a Nine Inch Nails video shoot. In fact, the green light that everyone seems to be bathed in is a nice mood setter as is the TV monitor where the evil man with the Fisher Price Voice Changer 2000 behind it all talks though a chattering puppet on a video screen.

Then, like a ticked out version of Fear Factor, Contestant #1 in the chair is told that she has a booby trapped death inducer on her face and unless she digs into the stomach of her motionless cellmate to get the key within 60 seconds there is no way for her to get the contraption off her face without everything else going with it. She immediately beats a path to the man and holds up a small Swiss Army knife over the guy like a battered Patricia Arquette from TRUE ROMANCE and before she plunges it deep into the recesses of the guy’s spleen her cellmate seems to be faking as he pulls one eye open. She arches her back and the scene changes.

What is annoying, though, if there is such a thing with this trailer, that should be a hit with any male between twelve and twenty five, is some annoying lime green scroll that tells me “How Messed Up Is That?” as this nameless lady is about to go killer wild on the guy. I couldn’t have said it better myself, Cochise, and, thanks to you, the mood has now turned comical. However, not all is lost as she comes down hard and the trailer starts throwing up images too fast to piece together. But, if you happen to have an affinity for the pause button and sample all the flashed pics in this thing you would be amazed at how gritty, dank and overall nasty everything feels. It’s great and I know another movie like this won’t be on the horizon anytime soon. The very inclusion of Glover makes this warped “horror” flick a must-see.

The fast paced nature of this trailer is exactly the right formula for film like this. By giving people the feeling of high paced action with a thrilling premise, even though it isn’t really spelled out what the hell is going on, you have done your job with the trailer. The movie as a whole, however, falls on someone else’s shoulders to deliver. The director to this thing, James Wan, has the shortest IMDB listing I’ve ever been privy to. His résumé has exactly one thing on it: SAW. Good thing? Bad thing? We soon shall know.

One other point I’d like to make is that this has Cary Elwes in it, although you would barely know it by seeing the trailer. Elwes will always hold a special place to me as the man who rescued Buttercup from the evil Prince Humperdinck. THE PRINCESS BRIDE was a watershed in developing my cinematic lexicon and I have enjoyed watching his even keel career putter along at a pontoon’s pace. While I know he will never achieve the stature of other, more popular culture friendly actors, the man has managed to run the gamut of everything from comedy to thriller and now to horror. Count me in even before you take a headcount.

Comics in Context #41: Traditions in Transition

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:37 am

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Comics and cartoon art can turn up when and where one least expects it. This week I was at Manhattan’s Film Forum, watching a marathon screening (over five hours!) of director Ingmar Bergman’s complete six-part 1973 series, Scenes from a Marriage. And twice there were brief glimpses of Disney comic books: one seemed to have Donald Duck on the cover, and the other definitely had Uncle Scrooge. (The comics seemed to belong to the protagonists’ children, though at one point an adult leafs through one of them.) I had not expected ever to see a Carl Barks-Ingmar Bergman connection, but there it is.

Later in the series, the male protagonist, a middle-aged academic who is being passed over by his superiors, observes, “I’m supposed to be in my prime, brimming with experience.” And that reminded me of the current state of the American comics industry. According to its Bizarro World logic, experience, even working on top selling books, and the wisdom accumulated over time count for little. (The corollary is that executives who come from outside the industry, ignorant of comics as an artform, business or culture, feel free to make decisions that wreak havoc, as the last dozen years have demonstrated.)

Another odd aspect of the American comics business is that even though superhero stories deal in mythic, archetypal characters and themes, comics professionals, in general, don’t look beneath the surface meaning of their work. (It strikes me that this might be the comic book writers’ equivalent of a similar phenomenon among comic book artists: the latter will cite past comics artists, and sometimes illustrators, as influences, but I rarely see an interview in which a contemporary comic book artist talks about studying past masters in the fine art world.) There are some individual writers who occasionally give indications that they’ve delved into the mythic underpinnings of their work: for example, I recall an Astro City letter column in which Kurt Busiek correctly described Spider-Man as an “urban trickster.” The San Diego Comic Con will set up panels on which comics pros discuss and debate certain themes in the genres in which they work, as if in perhaps unconscious imitation of an academic conference. But trust me: I’ve been in the comics business for two decades, and I have never yet overheard comics pros talk among themselves about What It All Means. As far as most of them seem to think, It’s Just Comics, right? My several Ivy League degrees in literature, dealing in this sort of critical analysis, have never impressed people in authority in the comics business. (Actually, to judge from my ongoing job search, Ivy League literature degrees don’t impress anybody. It’s the Bizarro World.) A friend of mine, who used to work in comics, told me that he felt that one particular editor never felt comfortable with him after learning he had a graduate school education in literature. Considering that I keep reading about growing academic interest in studying comics (I will soon be teaching a university course on the subject myself, if all goes well, and am contributing to a forthcoming academic book on comics), you may find this all rather strange.

All of this brings me to the subject of my longtime colleague Danny Fingeroth and his new book, Superman on the Couch, released this spring by the Continuum Publishing Group. Its catchy title might mislead the potential reader into thinking that it is about superhero psychology, or perhaps Superman’s sex life (a prequel to Larry Niven’s Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex?), his shopping sprees at IKEA, or his leisure time spent as a couch potato. Instead, this book is, as its subtitle states, about “What Superheroes Really Tell Us about Ourselves and Our Society.”

Fingeroth is a Baby Boomer who’s been in the comics business longer than I have, writing and editing comics, rising to the position of editor of Marvel’s Spider-Man titles during some of their peak years of commercial success, and later heading a comics line for Byron Preiss. Despite his considerable credits, he, like many other talented comics veterans of his generation, finds himself out of favor in the current comics industry.

So, demonstrating an entrepreneurial drive that I envy, Fingeroth has found new outlets for employing his experience in comics. He teaches a course in comics writing at New York University. He has also created and edits Write Now, a magazine for TwoMorrows Publishing that deals with the craft of writing professionally for comics, science fiction, television and movies. (Full disclosure: I’ve contributed to Write Now, interviewing the aforementioned Mr. Busiek.) And now Fingeroth has written this book, Superman on the Couch.

Moreover, though Fingeroth had always struck me as a comics pro who knew the craft of writing but had no interest in delving into the deeper meanings of the genre, in working on this book he has clearly done a remarkable job of educating himself about literary analyses of the superhero genre. He’s read and absorbed ideas from some of the all too few landmark academic books on the subject, including John Shelton Lawrence and Robert Jewett’s The Myth of the American Superhero and Richard Reynolds’ Super Heroes: A Modern Mythology. He cites Carl Jung, Joseph Campbell, and Bruno Bettelheim, whose analyses of myths and fairy tales can and should be applied with equal relevance to the now vast sixty-years-plus body of superhero stories. In his own book, Fingeroth presents ideas he has gleaned from these academic sources in clear, accessible, often humorous and vivid prose, free from the complications of scholarly jargon. (I may have already made the point in my own book, Marvel Universe, that Spider-Man was revolutionary in making a teenage superhero its central figure, but I didn’t come up with Fingeroth’s witty way of phrasing it, “Spider-Man is the Bar Mitzvah of the superhero.”)

More importantly, Fingeroth has successfully learned to think along similar lines himself. He offers up his own ideas and theories to the reader, based not only on his own reading of scholars’ works but on his own examination of what the superhero genre has meant to him through his lifelong career of editing and writing such tales. As he tells us in his concluding chapter, “As I wrote about the heroes and their appeal, I was forced to analyze the phenomenon of the superhero through my own experiences.”

In short, Fingeroth is doing a commendable job of repositioning his career. If the comics business at present does not sufficiently value the wisdom of experience, then he will find new outlets as a teacher and scholar. Some of the rest of us are attempting to pursue a similar path. Denny O’Neil is another example of a longtime comics writer and editor who in time discovered that his comics stories had mythic depths and set out to study their archetypal meanings; when and if O’Neil writes his own book on the subject of superhero mythology, I expect it will become a classic of comics scholarship. There are Trina Robbins’ several books on women in comics, both on the page and behind the scenes. Tom DeFalco has done a book of interviews with fellow Spider-Man writers, soon to be released. And, of course, there’s me, writing this weekly column of exhaustively detailed literary analyses of comics past and present. (And someday perhaps I’ll find someone willing to publish them as a book! Is anyone out there interested?) I also have another book proposal in the works, but I can say no more as yet.

Unlike me, Fingeroth does not deal in the analysis of specific stories in his book. Instead, his interest lies in determining how and why the major characters in the genre ““ Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, the Hulk, the X-Men, et al. ““ work. Along the way he concisely describes the roots of the modern superhero in ancient mythological figures such as Gilgamesh and Beowulf and in prose and pulp proto-superheroes such as the Scarlet Pimpernel and Zorro. He likewise summarizes the origins of the comic book medium itself, in newspaper comic strips and in early 20th century pulp magazines like The Shadow and Doc Savage.

Fingeroth explores many basic concepts of the genre: the appeal of the secret identity, why so many heroes are orphans, Superman as immigrant and Clark Kent as an example of cultural assimilation, the “dark” hero (like Batman, Hulk, and Wolverine) as vicarious expressions of the readers’ anger, the roots of masks in tribal ritual, the superhero team as surrogate family. Much of this will be familiar to scholars like myself. I think I can best show you what I like about Fingeroth’s book by singling out some of his own ideas and observations and commenting upon them.

Early on Fingeroth makes the incisive observation that readers can fantasize being the villains as well as the heroes. This makes sense, and some comics writers may consciously or unconsciously recognize this. A number of classic Julius Schwartz Flash stories made members of the character’s great Rogues Gallery virtual protagonists, following their thoughts and deeds as they sought to concoct a new means of ridding themselves of the Flash. Schwartz went even further in the Black Hand tales in Green Lantern, narrated by the villain himself, breaking the fourth wall and directly addressing the readers. A good current example is Paul Dini and Bruce Timm’s Harley and Ivy mini-series, an entertaining buddy comedy turning two of Batman’s nemeses into the protagonists. Through many super-villains, whether they are colorfully comedic like Harley Quinn or noble, even tragic figures like Doctor Doom, the reader has a vicarious outlet for his own id, and can safely exercise his own dark side before his superego, in the form of the story’s superhero, locks the villain and the antisocial impulses he embodies back up where they belong.

Fingeroth does good work in comparing the superhero story to another American heroic adventure genre, the Western. He makes the very good point that thought the Western, like the spy adventure and other action-adventure subgenres, may outwardly seem more realistic than superhero tales, they likewise involve a considerable degree of fantasy. How is it, Fingeroth asks more than once, that so often the good guy in a Western is untouched by the hails of bullets fired at him? With a talent for grounding his arguments in the reader’s personal experience, Fingeroth asks the reader to imagine himself in a fistfight and then to wonder about those fictional heroes, not just in superhero stories but in other action genres, who endure battle after battle without lasting injury. Fingeroth therefore rightly postulates that characters like Dirty Harry, James Bond, Rambo, and Charlie’s Angels (and he could have gone a lot further ““ how about a lot of John Wayne’s roles?) actually inhabit a “middle world” between explicit superheroes and reality. Hence, a great deal of popular entertainment partakes more of the superhero archetype than is commonly recognized.

Fingeroth also makes the valuable point that perhaps one reason why superheroes were created was because the 20th century produced real life super-villains: the likes of Hitler and Stalin. This makes sense, too: the creation of the first superheroes paralleled the events leading to World War II. Think of the cover of Captain America Comics #1, with Joe Simon and Jack Kirby’s Captain America punching out Hitler. Simon and Kirby had created an imagined demigod to oppose a real life devil.

Fingeroth notes that usually in a story, the protagonist undergoes a character change or evolution. In contrast, he points out, not only do comics superheroes not age, or age extremely slowly, but that they do not evolve as personalities. Even seemingly major changes. like the weddings of Clark Kent to Lois Lane and Peter Parker to Mary Jane Watson, he asserts, do not substantially change the characters. (Instead, he pointedly observes, the marriages handicap writers by doing away with the romance subplots!)

Reading this section, I immediately thought of former Marvel editor in chief Jim Shooter, with his insistence that in each story the hero must change in some way as a character. Considering how many stories Spider-Man appeared in every month of every year, and how many writers dealt with him, this always struck me as an impossible task. Fingeroth is arguing that in fact it is an irrelevant goal in this genre, which eternally fixes a superhero at a particular age and outlook on life. Fingeroth could have gone farther with this argument, exploring the nature of story arcs in the superhero genre if the hero himself cannot evolve. (I think of one of Steve Englehart’s great Batman stories, in which Batman is imprisoned for the entire issue, and the tale instead explores the actions of all its other characters, and it is the villain, Professor Hugo Strange ““ who impersonates Batman and becomes the real protagonist ““ who undergoes startling character evolution.)

Fingeroth demonstrates the benefits of studying the underpinnings of the genre when he voices caution about the recent tendency in comics to play down or get rid of the traditional device of the secret identity. He concedes that the secret identity is increasingly viewed as unrealistic. In fact, it’s not just Clark Kent’s glasses that seem a weak excuse at disguise; Fingeroth brilliantly points out just how ineffective even most masked superheroes’ disguises would be in the real world. But Fingeroth makes the important argument that in seeking to make the superhero genre more realistic, writers should not cast aside important fantasy elements like the secret identity that have a primal appeal to the audience. Whereas it is familiar to see attacks on movie and TV versions of superhero series for getting things wrong, here and elsewhere Fingeroth rightly points out that often recent TV and movie depictions of the heroes value important elements of the characters that jaded contemporary comics pros dismiss. So, yes, in the Spider-Man and Daredevil movies the title heroes have genuinely secret identities. Over the years at Marvel, editors and writers have gradually aged Peter Parker from a fifteen-year-old high school student to a man well into adulthood, despite the protests of traditionalists such as John Byrne and Roger Stern, who perhaps even regret that Stan Lee had Peter graduate into college. Fingeroth points out that the makers of the Spider-Man movie recognized that, among other things, the story of Spider-Man is a coming-of-age saga, and rightly portrayed Peter as a teenager.

I’ve long thought that Wonder Woman, even if she is the archetypal superheroine, does not seem as conceptually strong as her peers, Superman and Batman. Fingeroth thinks so, too, and makes the intriguing argument that this is because while Superman and Batman were created by young men from impoverished backgrounds as expressions of their own heroic ideals, Wonder Woman was created by a financially and professionally successful middle-aged psychologist, Dr. William Moulton Marston, as a role model for young girls. Of course, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby were middle-aged when they created so many classic Marvel characters. But, as we know, in the early 1960s Lee had decided to start writing the kind of superhero stories he himself would want to read; hence, I would argue, Spider-Man and the rest were expressions of his (and his collaborators’) dreams, fears and ideals. Fingeroth’s contention that Wonder Woman lacks that passionate core to her being because she was created as an adult’s idea of what is good for kids makes sense to me. (I wonder how Trina Robbins might respond to Fingeroth’s argument)

Elsewhere in his discussion of Wonder Woman, Fingeroth insightfully spots her “virgin birth,” sensibly compares her to another World War II icon, Rosie the Riveter (a woman doing a “man’s” role in wartime), and figures out that Xena is a more recent version of the Wonder Woman archetype. (I’d add that Red Sonja is the transitional figure between the two.) I suspect that Chris Claremont and Frank Miller would be startled by Fingeroth’s contention that Dark Phoenix and Elektra perpetuate negative stereotypes that powerful women must be evil. Claremont has been the most important figure between Marston and Joss Whedon in the creation of the positive feminist superheroine. Claremont’s “Dark Phoenix Saga” and Whedon’s “Dark Willow” arc on Buffy, obviously inspired by Claremont’s, hardly sums up either man’s image of women. Still, Fingeroth’s interpretation of the “Dark Phoenix Saga” and “Elektra Saga” is certainly arguable, and admirers of either Claremont or Miller’s work must deal with it.

Fingeroth also persuasively argues that Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the first great superheroine created since Wonder Woman, and one who is much more conceptually sound. (I expect that Joss Whedon created Buffy to be his own concept of a hero, not just one for kids.) Fingeroth correctly links the X-Men, Buffy (with her “Scooby Gang”), and Harry Potter (with his schoolmates) series together as examples of surrogate families in the superhero genre. (I think that Harry is not truly a superhero series, but is heavily influenced by the genre. And, of course, I’d go further and point out that all three series are variations on an archetype of a school for superhumans.)

Fingeroth does make occasional mistakes about superhero continuity, though none that affect the theories and arguments he makes. Considering the vast number of comics that have been and are being published, how expensive our hobby has grown, and the fact that folks like Fingeroth are no longer on the major companies’ freebie lists, a few mistakes here and there are understandable and excusable. (Of course there should be someone at each of the Big Two keeping track of continuity and making the information available to inquiring comics pros, but as I well know, the Big Two don’t see the point.)

Drawing on Reynolds’ work, Fingeroth makes the intriguing claim that superheroes are really defenders of the status quo, whereas the “reformers,” the people seeking to change society, are super-villains: think of Magneto. Fingeroth notes that stories in which superheroes try to change society will lead to disaster, as in Mark Gruenwald’s Squadron Supreme. This is an interesting idea, but I there are counter-examples. Though rare, there are important stories about the superhero as revolutionary, seeking to overturn a corrupt establishment, such as Alan Moore’s V for Vendetta, Miller’s The Dark Knight Strikes Again, and even his Batman: Year One, and Claremont and John Byrne’s “Days of Future Past.” In 1602 Neil Gaiman pictures Captain America as a rebel leader against a totalitarian American presidency. Such tales turn the superhero into a modern day Robin Hood. I suppose that Denny O’Neil’s version of Green Arrow also fits this mold. This is a valid way of portraying super heroes, so perhaps the real question is why it is not done more often.

I like Fingeroth’s contrast between Batman as a figure taking revenge for his parents’ death on the world, and Spider-Man as taking revenge for his uncle’s murder on himself. I also quite like Fingeroth’s observation that readers don’t just identify with the persecuted X-Men out of their own sense of alienation. “Especially in adolescence,” he dryly observes from the standpoint of mature adulthood, “the romantic notion of belonging to a persecuted minority ““ whether or not one really is ““ has great appeal.”

Fingeroth goes on to make the familiar observation that comics fans may also see themselves as a misunderstood minority group, but intriguingly goes further by arguing that “The decrease in comics sales, ironically. . .coincidental with heightened profit-generating public awareness of, and affection for, super-heroes via movies and TV series, only makes fans feel more ‘persecuted’ and more avant-garde for their specialized tastes in pop culture.” I can see why they’d think that way: however popular and financially successful recent comics-based movies may be, comics themselves, the source material, have only made tantalizingly slow progress in achieving cultural respectability.

In fact, the decline of comics as a mass medium is a recurring undercurrent in Fingeroth’s book. He observes that a kid today might come to know and like Spider-Man from the movie and the video games without ever reading a Spider-Man comic. Gloomily (as we shall further see), Fingeroth offers only slim hope that the comics will survive.

But even if the comics die, Fingeroth asserts, the superheroes will live on through other media. To him, the “superhero is forever”; having been created in its familiar form in the 20th century, it is here to stay.

But I’d add that this may not be the entire story. Yes, there have always been superhuman heroes, going back in Western literature to the very beginnings, with Gilgamesh. But what we think of as the superhero did not start until the 1930s. It is a new form that Campbell’s Hero of a Thousand Faces took in the 20th century in response to the mindset of Americans of that time. As Alan Moore’s League of Extraordinary Gentlemen shows, 19th century literature is full of forebears to today’s superheroes and super-villains. But could the writers of the 19th century have foreseen the American superhero of the 1930s (even though some of its forebears’ creators, like H. G. Wells and Conan Doyle, lived long enough to see it)? Even the figure of the Great Detective, which seems another eternal archetype to us, really did not exist in literature before the 19th century and men such as Doyle and Edgar Allan Poe.

So, I wonder if at some point in the 21st century, a new form of larger-than-life hero will evolve, as relevant to its time as Superman was to the 1930s and Spider-Man was to the 1960s. Perhaps we will live long enough to see this new kind of superhuman hero, but perhaps few if any of us can imagine what it will be like from out standpoint in 2004. Oh, I expect that Superman and Batman may survive as cultural icons into the 22nd century. But there’ll be some other kind of hero by then, one we cannot envision as yet.

At points it seems as if Fingeroth is declaring that superhero stories are for kids, not for adults. Explaining why Spider-Man’s eternal youthfulness is essential to the character, and why he is best portrayed as a teenager, Fingeroth states that “what a teenager brings to the table is knowledge and experience without cynicism and bitterness.” He continues, “Hope fills Spider-Man’s world, the hope that only a teenager can have. . .It’s the hope that our efforts will probably be for naught, but, by golly, just might succeed. . . .It’s hope despite the fact that our hopes are dashed on a daily basis. Because sometimes, the hope becomes reality. And that ““ that one time in a hundred ““ is enough to keep the adolescent going, to keep him or her coming back day after day.”

In middle age, it seems, Danny Fingeroth has entered his own Grim and Gritty phase: hope, he seems to be saying, is for heroic, idealistic kids, and not for us bitter, cynical middle-aged adults, beaten down by life’s defeats. Hope, it would seem, is for the blissfully naive and immature.

I beg to disagree. Hope is part of religious faith. Hope is part of the American spirit (as I see Joe Klein noted in passing in his column in the new, June 7, 2004 issue of Time). I also note Brent Staples’ “Editorial Observer” piece in The New York Times (Sat., May 29, 2004) about adolescents obsessed with the Internet. Staples asserts that on the Net, “everyone has a pseudonym, telling a story makes it true, and adolescents create older, cooler, more socially powerful selves any time they wish. The ability to slip easily into a new, false self is tailor-made for emotionally fragile adolescents, who can consider a bout of acne or a few excess pounds an unbearable tragedy.”

What Staples says could be applied to the appeal of secret identities in comics, as well. But when Peter Parker takes on the guise of Spider-Man, he is not just escaping into a more powerful self but taking on serious responsibility. To accept that “with great power must come great responsibility” is a sign of maturity. Spider-Man is not a “false self,” but in some ways, a truer self.

Moreover, it seems to me that bitterness and cynicism are not the sole property of adults, and that to become mired in them might well be a sign of immaturity. Staples’ argument that to blow one’s problems out of proportion is a true sign of adolescent behavior (in its negative connotations) makes sense to me.

To my mind, hope is a sign of a mature attitude; instead of mourning one’s defeats, one keeps on striving, hoping things will improve. It’s why those of us cast aside by the present economy keep searching for new jobs; pessimism won’t benefit our quests. It’s part of why I keep doing this column, casting my bread upon the water. Eventually someone will notice and it will lead to bigger things career-wise. (It already has in a few minor ways). If I, and others like me, keep on writing serious appreciations of comics as an artform. it will slowly but surely gain further respect in American culture. (We have already come further than we could have imagined in the 1960s.) I’m hopeful I can reposition myself as well as Danny Fingeroth has, as a teacher, scholar and authority on comics. As the female protagonist of Scenes from a Marriage says towards the very end, after she has aged from confused depressed youth into hopeful, wiser middle age (it’s a long five hours!), “I persevere. I enjoy myself. . . .I am content with my direction.”

And I suspect that deep down, Danny isn’t as pessimistic as his book sometimes implies. Despite the appeal superheroes have for kids, Fingeroth notes that “the superhero genre is rich with metaphors and parallels that help us recognize and make sense of much of what goes on in our lives.” He admits that “I have deep and complex feelings about the medium and the characters it has spawned.” We may first get to know superheroes when we are children, but as Danny states, “We each have to be our own superhero. It’s the work of a lifetime.”

Superman on the Couch is a good, solid, entertainingly written basic textbook on the superhero genre. But it is merely an introduction to a vast subject on which so much more needs to be written. What Danny Fingeroth says in this book should set readers thinking more deeply about superheroes in comics, movies and TV, and encourage them to range still further in investigating this fascinating but still underrated area of American popular culture. I plan to recommend this book to my students this fall; I’m recommending it to you now.

HOMELESS

Some weeks ago I went to see Home on the Range well aware that it is the last hand-drawn animated film from Disney for the foreseeable future. Since Shrek and the Pixar movies (Toy Story, Monsters, Inc., Finding Nemo), all computer animated, have been so wildly successful while most of their traditional hand-drawn animated films have been commercial disappointments, Disney and DreamWorks have decided that audiences only want to see CGI animated films from now on.

Keeping this in mind, now consider the plot of Home on the Range. A ranch run by a kindly, elderly woman is in danger of going bankrupt, whereupon all the cattle on the ranch will be sold off. Could this have been an intentional metaphor, at least in the minds of some of Disney Animation’s people, for what they must have feared was the approaching doom of traditional animation ““ and hence, their jobs?

In the movie the ranch is ultimately saved, but in real life doom came to the animators. In recent months, I’ve been reading articles at JimHillMedia.com, a website for Disney aficionados, about the closing of the Disney animation studio in Orlando, where Home on the Range was done. (For that matter, so were Mulan and Lilo & Stitch, the latter being a hand-drawn animated film that was indeed a major success, proving, one might have thought, that audiences do still like traditional animation as long as they find the story and characters appealing.) Hill ran messages from downsized members of the Florida studio, pointing out that while the topmost people will find new work elsewhere in animation, many others will not: says one, “If you weren’t an A-Lister (at Disney Feature Animation), you will get left behind..” Animation people tell Hill that people had come from around the world to Orlando to fulfill a life’s dream by working in Disney animation, that many had mortgages to pay and families to support, that many had put down “roots” in Orlando and did not want to leave, that a happy creative community was being dispersed. Hill comments that “if I had happen to me what just happened to these 200 dedicated, extremely talented artists and technicians at Feature Animation-Florida ““ that a job I loved, a job that I was really good at, just taken away from me for no good reason ““ I’d still be in a fetal ball somewhere, weeping softly.”

This all reminds me of the similar upheavals in the comics industry over recent years. ‘Nuff said.

The metaphor in Home could have been even more biting (which, come to think of it, is an appropriate choice of words, as you will soon see). Hill also reports that people at Disney Animation had wanted to make it clear that if the ranch were sold, the cows (including the three talking cows who are the lead characters) would be sold to a slaughterhouse. It seems the movie, as it now stands, does not make the doom that awaits the cows clear inasmuch as Disney had hoped to get a Happy Meals promotional deal with McDonald’s, which, of course, makes hamburgers from slaughtered cows.

As it turned out, Disney didn’t get the Happy Meals deal anyway, though perhaps that was a blessing in disguise now that the new documentary Super Size Me has focused attention on the decidedly unhealthy aspects of McDonald’s fast food. (I may love hamburgers, but I never eat at McDonald’s unless I’m stuck at an airport with no other alternatives.)

Hill also reports the speculation that Disney underpromoted Home on the Range, which did indeed vanish quickly from theaters, in order to guarantee that its forthcoming computer-animated movie, Chicken Little, will look financially successful by comparison. Well, that’s credible. But if indeed Disney decided not to promote Home as much as it could have, perhaps it’s because the movie really isn’t as good as, say, Lilo was (to give the Florida studio credit for one of its successes).

Part of the reason is, as the Times critic Elvis Mitchell noted in one of his last reviews there, the efforts at humor often seem frenetic rather than funny. I’d add that the characters do not seem distinctive or memorable enough; it’s hard for me to imagine any of them spinning off into their own TV series, say, as Aladdin and the Little Mermaid and even The Lion King‘s Timon and Pumbaa did. Indeed, the latter two have proved to have not only so much appeal but so much depth as characters, that the new The Lion King 1/2 sequel on DVD is really about them; how often is a cast of characters so richly conceived that supporting players can carry their own movie?

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Oh, the leading characters, three cows on a quest to save their ranch, and some of their allies are likable; I had a pleasant time watching this film, but no more than that. The lack of depth to the characters betrays the main problem: the lead characters’ story arcs lack the psychological and emotional resonance that Disney feature film heroes’ quests should have. Sure, the three cows are trying to save their home. But do they psychologically change in any important way? Does their quest have metaphorical import beyond its surface meaning? Disney took a gamble here. This is not a coming-of-age story, as so many Disney animated features are. Nor is there a love story at its heart, which may be a major factor that made Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, and even Lion King so successful. The three cow heroines are mature adults: one of them is downright matronly. I’d like to think that Disney could do an animated feature about adult characters and make it dramatically involving for both children and adults. Come to think of it, the heroes of the Pixar/Disney films – Toy Story, A Bug’s Life, Monsters, Inc. and the father in Finding Nemo, plus two title characters in the forthcoming The Invincibles ““ ARE adults!If you want examples of the kind of multidimensional story lines I’m looking for, consult my analyses of Disney’s Brother Bear (see Comics in Context #19) and Pixar/Disney’s Finding Nemo (Comics in Context #40). It’s too bad that Home on the Range doesn’t come close to the mythic depth of either. I’d rather traditional Disney animation had gone out with the proverbial bang.

So, if Disney blames the disappointing box office performance of its recent (non-Pixar) animated features on the fact that they were hand-drawn, what excuse will Disney find if its future (non-Pixar) computer animated films bomb? Maybe there’s more to making the films work than the way they look.

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-Copyright 2004 Peter Sanderson

June 4, 2004

Trailer Park: Under The Knife

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By Christopher Stipp

June 4, 2004

UNDER THE KNIFE

There have been some great follow-ups lately in the land of Trailerdom.

Usually, as is the case most of the times, there is a revamp of trailers that first run with films to the ones that are playing on the television the week a movie is released. There are trailers that will never improve, some that needed a serious re-cut, and others that are fine just the way they are.

In the case of never improving, there is a new trailer that has been cut for WHITE CHICKS. Now, instead of just getting a casual glance of the Wayan’s brothers dolled up in white face and blonde wigs, you now get a closer look at the boys in their makeup. I don’t know if it was just the scale of the image but you can see their eyes in the new trailers. Their eyes have blue contacts that make them, and I am not exaggerating, look like the old school Hulk right before he ripped through Banner’s clothes. It’s those creepy vampire eyes. And it’s not like it’s a passing glance, either. It’s a full-on close-up. I wasn’t sure if it’s supposed to be funny or if it’s supposed to scare me to death. Vacillating between either of these scenarios is not a good thing, just in case you’re wondering.

Even though it hasn’t changed my mind to see it I, ROBOT now has a new trailer and it is vastly better than the first one that hit weeks ago. There is less of Will Smith mugging for the camera, but I’ve seen the other side and it doesn’t change a thing for me. To those who are seeing it for the first time, and in theaters, the new trailer is a lot better sell. Thumbs up, though, to the studio for cutting a better trailer.

And from the department of Didn’t Need Any Changing To Begin With we have GARDEN STATE. This is, far and away, next to SPIDER-MAN 2, the one film I am very excited to catch in July when it opens. Too often it can seem everyone follows the same formula for trailers but with music from The Postal Service and Travis, the internet-only trailer that is running for this film is one of the best examples right now of trailers done right. If you need a hand in the right direction, you can find the trailer at:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox_searchlight/garden_state/internet_exclusive/

This week, however, give some love to MARIA FULL OF GRACE and my choice pick of the week, JU-ON. Scary stuff in thet thar trailer.

Things are heating up this summer, and this is the time for a glut of trailers to appear online, so if you happen to come across a trailer that happens to go live while you’re trolling for porn just shoot me a message.

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LADDER 49 (2004) Director: Jay Russell
Cast: Joaquin Phoenix, John Travolta, Jacinda Barrett, Billy Burke, Kevin Chapman, Morris Chestnut, Scott Cooper, Kevin Daniels, Balthazar Getty, Tim Guinee, Brooke Hamlin, Jay Hernandez, Robert Patrick
Release: October 8, 2004
Synopsis: LADDER 49 is about a firefighter named Jack (Phoenix) who awaits rescue from a burning building. There, he reflects on his career, wife and family. Travolta will play Kennedy, Jack’s captain who is made fire chief. He sees his firehouse, which includes rookie Jack, as a tight-knit family.
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Prognosis: Weak Positive/Slightly Negative. This thing opens with a building fully engulfed in a blaze of orange flame and smoke. While this appeals to the pyro in me, there are some things about the new trailer for LADDER 49 that just leave me not knowing whether or not I care about what happens to the people who are most likely caught inside.Having any kind of crap burn or sizzle is a great way to begin a trailer. What follows after this, however, is nothing special and is the usual fare that we would get out of a movie dealing with firemen: guys sliding down poles, men suited up in their garb as they walk through burning buildings, hoses unfurled and ready for action, water splattering in every direction, and then there’s John Travolta, giving a voice over which sounds like he gargled with a fistful of gravel right before the voice work, slo-mo walking like the badass boss everyone on the force respects and admires. Is the latter believable? Well, he does try to bring a sense of bravado throughout the trailer, but ends up with mixed results.

To make it feel like this is a real firehouse, with real guys, and not one populated with pansy poseurs, we get a look at the men of Ladder 49. We get a rockin’ A-chord musical intro with the camera panning on the firehouse as Joaquin “There Isn’t a Damn Thing Wrong With My Lip” Phoenix, an obvious scrub new to the crew of veteran firefighters. Joaquin is the newbie that is followed in the first series of clips as he learns his place in fireman society. We get him finding his way through a fire, enduring practical jokes from his fellow firefighters, and we even get a shot of some of the guys singing karaoke (“Fire” no less). The latter brings to mind the movie S.W.A.T. where the crew starts singing the theme song to the old series. I don’t understand the phenomenon. I don’t sing the song about “Being Stuck In A Cube For 10 Hours A Day And Sometimes You Never Get A Lunch” when I’m with my buddies huddled around the EZ-Bake-Oven trying to reheat last night’s spaghetti, but it’s Hollywood so I’ll let it slide and believe in my own special way that guys like this love to sing about their jobs. However, this is when things get a little soft.

There are clips of a tuxedoed Joaquin getting married, more hilarity ensuing as Joaquin gets the ol’ Gatorade over the head trick (those silly firefighters), Joaquin getting hugged by another one of his buddies (can you feel the love so far in this thing?), Joaquin saving the life of someone trapped in a building (he gets some more patting on the back), and we even get a touching moment where his son says he doesn’t want to see his dad get hurt (aww”¦he says it in his jammies too”¦). With the ephemeral boys club atmosphere secured with the ever-present hint of danger out of the way we get the real meat of the story. The main set piece seems to be set against a 20 story building that happens to be en fuego and this is when it actually gets interesting.

There are tons, literally, of fire trucks and lights and water gushing out in every direction against the building which looks closer to Arkham Asylum than it does anything else. There’s screaming, great interiors of fire swallowing the place, some verbal male bravado (“I’m not leaving until you leave!”) thrown around, Joaquin gets into danger as the guy the crew has to save, all the while Travolta shows himself to be the fearless leader by telling the rest of the firefighters they’re gonna get him out alive. It would be fine to leave things here and tie it up but we get some unrelated clips of the other players in the film: Robert Patrick (it’s great to see him working), Morris Chestnut, and even Jacinda Barrett. Jacinda who?

Don’t know the name? The woman billed third, above Robert and Morris, was part of MTV’s Real World television series circa 1992. She was the rail thin model who lived in a posh flat in England with that balding race car kid, and the rawkin’ English guy who got his tongue bit off. That’s the one. It wouldn’t be so bad of an omen after seeing how dedicated she was to the craft a decade ago (she was a hardcore model, true, just like the acting powerhouse Ashton Kutcher so I could be wrong), but she’s given a hefty role here in what looks like a fairly pricy flick. I’m not sure what one has to do with the other but I’m curious to know how well she can pull it off.


MARIA FULL OF GRACE (2004) Director:Joshua Marston
Cast:Catalina Sandino Moreno, Guilied Lopez, Patricia Rae, Orlando Tobon, John Álex Toro, Yenny Paola Vega
Release:July 16, 2004 (limited)
Synopsis:HBO Films and Fine Line Features present the Sundance and Berlin Film Festival award winner, “Maria Full of Grace”. The film tells the story of one young woman’s journey from a small Colombian town to the streets of New York. A bright, spirited 17-year old, Maria Alvarez (Catalina Sandino Moreno) lives with three generations of her family in a cramped house in rural Colombia and works stripping thorns from flowers in a rose plantation. The offer of a lucrative job involving travel ““ in fact, becoming a drug “mule” ““ changes the course of her life. Far from the uneventful trip she is promised, Maria is transported into the risky and ruthless world of international drug trafficking. Her mission becomes one of determination and survival and she finally emerges with the grace that will carry her forward into a new life.
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Prognosis: Positive. Mules. Everyone loves a good mule. Whether it is at a third world petting zoo too cheap to get a dwarfed pony or it’s in the form of drug runners who carry their stash internally, there’s always some room for entertainment on either account. The trailer opens innocently enough. Maria, our protagonist, is shown riding a bus through some very scenic Columbian countryside. There is some great instrumental music and it evokes something genuine in the way this story is presented; I almost believed that Juan Valdez and his trusty donkey could walk across the screen at any moment. As her eyes seem to be glazed over from the lack of excitement in her life as she works in a factory where she prepares roses to get shipped all over the world, she doesn’t need to say a word. There is some despondency in her movements, her attitude. Cut to a quick dissolve and she’s being devoured by her boyfriend as he is either trying to give her a hickey or draw whatever blood is left in her body. When she tells the little man that she’s pregnant she is disinterested in his suggestion of marriage.

Maria is shown sitting in her bedroom, alone, before getting herself together and going out onto the streets where she meets a man who offers her a job. It’s a job that involves “traveling,” where she could be work as a courier.

This is where the movie stops becoming a Saturday Morning Special about girls who get pregnant too early in life and the ways in which their sexuality”¦not at all. This now is a flick about drugs.

Cut to a thick wad of bills that is put on a table as Maria stares it. There are small white pellets, which contain either heroin or cocaine, look like big vitamins as Maria swallows them. Lest she believe that no harm can come to her, other than the stomach upset that she might face by ingesting globules of tightly packed narcotics, the local drug dealer lets her know that if any of the pellets, “get lost along the way, we’ll talk with your sister, mother, and grandmother.” Nice. The threat of violence is a great way to create a little tension and the trailer does it nicely insofar that even I felt a pang of concern for the very demure seventeen year old girl who now is caught in this world.

As Maria makes her way to the States, via a jet plane, you can tell she’s getting nervous, nearly overwhelmed by either the fear for her safety or concern she has for her family. She disembarks off the plane and immediately we get a cop who asks her for her passport. Before you can say the word busted, the screen goes black.

For my free trailer money, it doesn’t get better than this. I nearly slapped the side of my monitor in protest as I wanted to see what happens to this girl. The usual series of accolades the movie has received so far in the film festival circuit flash on the screen, but it is of no use to tell me. I already want to see the progression of events and to understand what exactly will happen to Maria by the end of this film. Oh yeah, there’s subtitles. If you’re planning on taking the resident illiterate in your life to the movies this should not be on your list.


CELLULAR (2004) Director: David R. Ellis
Cast: Kim Basinger, Chris Evans, Jason Statham, Jessica Biel, Noah Emmerich, William H. Macy, Valerie Cruz
Release: September 17, 2004
Synopsis: How do you save someone’s life if you can’t put down the phone? CELLULAR pits a young man in a high-stakes race against time as he searches for a kidnapped stranger whose only connection to him is through a wrong number on his cell phone.
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Prognosis: Negative. I really liked Kim Basinger. I believed in the power she had as an actor, and that of Bruce Willis and John Larroquette, long before I really got wise to the sham of it all, after I caught BLIND DATE on HBO in the late “˜80s. Apart from being incredibly convincing as a drunken lush there was an allure she had I really did appreciate as a young man. She was sexy, funny and then followed up that performance to a couple more that spoke to me on my level: MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN and then BATMAN.Something happened, though, between the time she made both those films then shooting out the turkeys THE MARRYING MAN and FINAL ANALYSIS when she made a really good attempt to do a legitimately great role in COOL WORLD and in 1997 in her role in L.A. CONFIDENTAL This all brings us to how this trailer plays with people who have a little history with the woman who changed the way some couples look at food in their fridge.

Jason Statham kicks off the trailer by shoving Ms. Basinger into what looks like an attic, and then proceeds to knock the snot out of a wall phone which seems rather out of place for where they are but, hey, I didn’t pull the purse strings on this thing. He tells her that he needs to know something, she blubbers and says she doesn’t know anything, doesn’t know what he’s talking about, that he’s got the wrong family, but before we get a good shot of Jason twisting slightly to knock that MILF into last Tuesday with a backhand, we get boobs in a bikini.

Off his high profile roles in NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE and THE PERFECT SCORE, sporting the same hair and facial expressions, we get Chris Evans and his buddy using, whadda know, a cell phone as they are fully engulfed in their moment of sauciness, saying how great it is that phones like this were invented. Cut to Basinger who, unbeknownst to Statham, silly Englishman, seems to know her way around busted telephonic equipment. Through a series of crossed wires and a great knowledge of what’s needed to make a shattered phone work properly (that’s one plumbers crack I wouldn’t look away from should my Caller ID ever need home servicing) she gets a hold of our youthful male hero. Just in case you should not know how a person is able to get a hold of someone by telephone there is a handy graphic presentation that charts the path of an actual call. As he believes it might be a prank, Evans doesn’t believe it at first but gets hip real quick when Kim hides the receiver as Statham enters the room again, hopefully to deliver some justice after enduring a VHS copy of THE REAL MCCOY.

Right about the time you think this is a flick you could walk away from William H. Macy pops on the screen like some cinematic flash of divine intervention. With a “˜stache that could make any male adult film star of the “˜70s be ashamed for their facial prowess Macy is a cop and he suspects, later finds out for sure, ta-da, someone’s been kidnapped. Before he can investigate the crime scene where Kim might have been taken from, a baddie involved with the plot tries to put a cap in the cop’s cranium but Macy is too important to the film’s plot line to be disposed of that easily and easily escapes harm.

On the other side of town Chris now believes Basinger, after listening to a hysterical rant about some thugs going after her son, and heads to a smarmy looking prep school where Kim’s son looks like he’s getting into a car. Before Chris can yell out “heywouldyouwaitaminute” the kid is snatched like a Princess DI Beanie Baby and whisked away to parts unknown. Holmes starts a chase, funniness, by commandeering a Geo Metro or a Ford Festiva, some sort of P.O.S. car, and goes after those who took the kid. He is obviously new to the whole chasing people with a motorized vehicle and so he gives us a very convincing “whoa” as he weaves in and out of traffic. This whole scenario, if you can keep up with it, is topped with Chris seeing his phone flash LOW BATTERY. Isn’t that always the way? Here, seriously, brings us to a point in the trailer where Chris stops his crap car, after being asked by a now very clear thinking Basinger who asks if he happens to have a charger. After Chris finds a .38 special in the car, giving another Joey Lawrence patented “whoa,” he gets out, only to have the thing demolished in a blaze of fiery explosiveness by an unsuspecting Mac truck, runs into a store with said gun and burning wreckage of a car still roasting a few feet away, asks for help in the cell phone store, gets told to wait his turn by two different sales people, holds up his gun and then yells out “who’s gonna sell me that charger” while a now bawling Basinger sits on the other line.

I couldn’t make this crap up even if I tried. I wasn’t sure, and am still not yet convinced, if this movie is supposed to be a comedy. I was blown away by the mere spectacle of it all; not what was on the screen, mind you, but the leaps in logic that were put in front of me like warmed crap on a platter. Most people would refuse to eat it up, but there are those who are hungry for anything

It does look like the very able bodied Statham gets some good screen time as he goes after Chris with a pistol, but I am sure, just like the fight with Jet Li and Mel Gibson in LETHAL WEAPON 4 (Is there no one else who believes that Mel should have been turned into a wet mass of prune? It wasn’t even close to a fair fight.) Statham will be disposed of easily. The end has a very unimaginative “hello” being uttered with the phone-off-the-hook buzz echoing in the background. Is it too much to have Kim not make it in the end?


ALEXANDER (2002) Director: Oliver Stone
Cast: Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie, Anthony Hopkins, Val Kilmer, Jared Leto, Rosario Dawson, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
Release: November 5, 2004
Synopsis: Alexander is an epic story that is as daring, bold and ambitious as its subject, a relentless conqueror who by the age of 32 had amassed the greatest empire the world had ever seen. Past and present collide to form the puzzle of the protagonist (Colin Farrell), a tapestry of triumphs and tragedies in which childhood memories and Alexander’s rise to power unfold side by side with the later day expansion of his empire, its gradual decline and ultimate downfall.
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Prognosis: Positive. The voice over that tells me that “by the age of 25 he had conquered the known world” sounds almost like James Lipton in that sort of smarmy Alex Trebek I-Know-More-Than-You sort of way, but it’s not at all distracting to what is happening on the screen. You can feel, and tell, this is going to be a sweepingly wide movie. Many have seen early pictures of Colin Farrel’s blondish hair and have made comparisons to an early REVENGE OF THE NERDS Ted McGinley but it’s obvious in the trailer that the photos leave very little to be desired as Colin fits his role very well here. We are immediately aware this is a movie by Oliver Stone. His name hangs there alone on the screen like a Michael Jordan free-throw line dunk right before the magic appears.

Warrior.

The production values are visually present as is the violent nature of the material; kudos as well or the sustained shot of Colin from behind wielding a spear as he rides into combat. There seems to be more of an honesty with the battle sequence provided as nothing feels false or too glamorized.

Lover.

There is a nice look at some of the ladies but I’m really not interested to see Colin get it on if it’s just going to be one long tease with nothing so much as a nip slip. We get the idea he was a voracious womanizer but that has no currency with me if all I’m going to see is the bottom of their ankles as different colored robes slump to the floor.

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Visually, there is a good visual use of white snow and a red pullover that is keeping our hero warm as he surveys what could possibly be another part of the world be has yet to overtake. There is a lot that Alexander did when he was in charge so it will be interesting if this film shows the wide gamut of exotic locales he battled in.

Conqueror.

We’ve seen the cast of thousands shot in TROY as we have in the other LORD OF THE RINGS movies so it’s nice to see but it’s nothing that inspires any jovialness. This would have meant something in the fifties or sixties if I knew all of those figures were actual people but I’ve just grown jaded in my old age, I guess, as I think whether or not they’re CGI or figurines.

Savior.

There is a tremendously awesome shot at the end of a muddied, crazed looking Colin wielding a ferocious pig sticker as he goes up against a frigging elephant. There is no setup and no reason why he’s going at it but I’m really interested to know what the hell is going on.

The only issue I have with this trailer is of the final shot. It is of a smiling Farrell looking straight into the camera and I swear I started to smile myself as images of Harlequin romance novel model Fabio danced in front of my eyes. Colin has a tough, critical road to hoe if he wants to make friends and influence people (not that he could care in the slightest) but he needs a movie like this to either prove he’s worthy of being in the company of great directors like Stone or if he would be better off slinging random objects at people in a Bullseye spin-off. The boy can act but he needs to establish some credibility. Hopefully this will be it.


JU-ON: THE GRUDGE (2004) Director: Takashi Shimizu
Cast: Megumi Okina, Misa Uehara, Misaki Ito, Yui Ichikawa, Kanji Tsuda
Release: July 23, 2004 (limited)
Synopsis: A volunteer home care worker, Nishina Rika (Megumi Okina), enters the home of a bed-ridden patient and discovers a strange ghostly presence lurking behind a door sealed with duct tape. Her discovery unleashes a horrible evil which baffles police investigators, who find that a whole series of people have gone missing from this particular house. Further investigation leads to Izutni Toyama (Misa Uehara), a former detective who handled the case of a man who murdered his wife in the house, but whose son was never found. But when the angry “Ju-On” spirit of vengeance that has infected the house reaches beyond its boundaries to kill Toyama and his daughter, Rika realizes that the horror is spreading. Worse, unless something is done about it, she feels she may become the angry spirit’s next victim!
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Prognosis: Positive. From the creators of international award winning, super fantastic, wunderbar, it ain’t crap film, RINGU”¦.This thing opens like a fistful of lead to the bread basket. It jolts but then calms just enough to get into a comfortable groove of flashing images to levels that just almost start inducing seizures. There is some manipulation of the visuals, the picture pixilating and turning to television static. Sound effects you really can’t place but know feel like impending doom bathe every moment of this trailer. I wish there was some way to turn the voice over off as it just gets in the way, like a tall fan at a ballgame that you wished would just sit the hell down and the let the rest of us enjoy what’s happening on the field. He prattles on “oooo”¦a danger lurks”¦,” “oooo”¦something’s pissed and you’re gonna be sorry”¦,” “ooo”¦there’s nothing more I can tell you to scare you away”¦” To tell you the honest truth this is probably the same mofo who tells me I need to turn into my local news at 10 because if I don’t my whole family might die without the lifesaving information they couldn’t possibly be bothered to tell you right now. The scary voice over just doesn’t play well here.

If you can ignore him, and I know it will take every ounce of your being, there is some great imagery going on. Regardless of it’s a penultimate rip of THE RING, RINGU, or THE SIXTH SENSE the trailer is a beauty to watch. Apart from some great uses of whites, darks and colors, the vibe this thing puts out is the exact right thing in order to sell itself well to the intended audience.

Starting from the opening, we get some nice and slow shots of our doomed characters. Since no one was wearing a HELLO MY NAME IS”¦ sticker on their best pockets I have no real way to determine who I know will die before the last reel spools to its conclusion. It’s a nice feeling, though. There is a certain discombobulating feeling, not knowing what is going on, as the trailer hits its stride, shots fading in, fading out at just the right speed. Just when you see someone almost bite it a ghastly apparition appears, in the form of powered sugar people (they seem to be glazed with a white, powdery substance not unlike a fresh batch of Entenmanns’s lightly dusted donuts), but, damn, if they aren’t still scary as all hell looking.

I do get that there is one survivor of this all (there’s a shower scene for those interested in knowing) and there is some kid, a la every movie of the RING-like genre, stricken with the need to draw bad refrigerator art. There is a great image that flashes on the screen as one of these white people are behind a small piece of smoky glass. I find the vaguer the initial physical manifestation, presentation, of the scary thing and just letting it linger on the screen to let people get into it, the better. It’s about thrilling, not shocking. This film seems to grasp the latter. Although, and I won’t lie, I do appreciate the former as well so come one come all I say. The quick beat of the final presentation of clips to this thing at the end is a treat as there is enough great “gotta see” moments that it could easily be worth a ticket to see how they all play out.

While I will not suppose myself to be an expert on all things Asian cinema, the nerds who are know who they are, I do know that it behooves the average citizen of this country to check out some of the online stores and auction sites to get into a continent that has been doing scary better even before Gore Verbinski got his talons into the RING franchise. It’s not a bad thing to be a copycat, but be safe in the knowledge that Asians are the ones who have triggered some of the best stuff you already own in your movie library.



May 28, 2004

Comics in Context #40: Beasts and Beauty

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:28 am

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Lest you forget, this column not only puts comics in context, but also movies and television shows that relate in some way to comics and cartoon art. I can’t really analyze the meaning and structure of a work without dealing with the ending, which not only resolves the plot but completes the ideas the creators were trying to convey. So here is the spoiler warning for those who wish it.

EXTREME MAKEOVER

We begin with the latest animated blockbuster, Shrek 2, which opened last week (as I write) both nationwide and at the Cannes Film Festival, of all places, perhaps in acknowledgement of the excellence and wide popularity of the original film. I should mention in passing that the first Shrek also spawned a witty and cleverly imagined comics series written for Dark Horse by the reliable Mark Evanier. I wondered when I read it why Evanier picked up the Shrek saga with Shrek and his new bride, Princess Fiona, on their way to their honeymoon but not quite getting there. Shrek 2 makes it clear: it opens with the honeymoon!

I got the impression that many movie reviewers liked the original Shrek because they regarded it as an attack on Disney, both the company itself and its canon of animated fairy tales. I agree with the first half of the equation: Shrek‘s villain, Lord Farqaard, was widely recognized as an unacknowledged caricature of Disney boss Michael Eisner. But as for the second half, no. I observe that many people seem to have a knee-jerk reaction against core Disney creations like the animated features and the theme parks. That the Shrek movies kid fairy tale characters is not particularly original: Disney itself tweaks its own versions of them in the TV series House of Mouse, and Jay Ward’s “Fractured Fairy Tales,” from forty-year-old Bullwinkle shows, were far more subversive towards the genre. The real point that Shrek makes is that Farqaard has driven the fairy tale characters out of his realm, leaving his castle (which, yes, resembles Disney’s Magic Kingdom parks) empty and sterile. (So Shrek was a foreshadowing of the current rebellion by so many Disney stockholders against Eisner, whom many accuse of mismanaging the classic Disney legacy.) The Shrek movies are actually pro-fairy tale, kidding them affectionately. In fact, Shrek is at heart a contemporary fairy tale itself.

The original Shrek was a revisionist version of the Beauty and the Beast story. In its usual form, as followed by the Disney animated version, Beauty and the Beast fall in love with each other, and the Beast is rewarded by being transformed into a handsome human being, a form that supposedly represents his true self. If indeed one of the themes of Beauty and the Beast is that outer appearances do not truly matter, then the traditional ending seems somewhat hypocritical. In both Jean Cocteau’s classic live action film version and the Disney animated version, the Beauty has a handsome human suitor who proves to be the real monster, spiritually. It is also said that, after watching the end of Cocteau’s film, in which the Beast turns into a human, Greta Garbo said, “Give me back my beast.” When Disney did a video sequel to its Beauty and the Beast, it was a flashback to a time before the Beast became human again. Similarly, when Disney’s Beast shows up in Disney World or on the House of Mouse animated series, he is back in bestial form.

In Neil Gaiman’s 1602, its counterpart to Reed Richards points out that by “the laws of story,” the Thing can never be permanently returned to human form, because he is so much more interesting as a monster. That principle seems to apply with these two Beauty and the Beast films as well.

In the first Shrek film the outwardly bad-tempered but inwardly sensitive ogre Shrek falls in love with the beautiful human Princess Fiona. She has a secret: she is under a spell that transforms her into an ogre at night. Comics fans may recall that originally Bruce Banner transformed into the Hulk at night (another bad-tempered green “monster” like Shrek!). Night, the time of sleep and dreams, is the time when the subconscious emerges, and perhaps Fiona’s ogre self represented the side of her psyche that she concealed from “daylight.” Is it the “shadow” side of her personality, Hyde to her daytime Jekyll?

In the end Fiona was magically transformed into ogre form permanently. This, it seemed, was her true self, and Shrek was indeed her true love. The “shadow” self turns out to be positive, representing her capacity for love.

So, obviously, Shrek is a contemporary fable about accepting one’s true self, not trying to hide it. It’s a parable about the pressure to conform: it states that one does not have to look like everyone else, it conform to standards that prevent one from fulfilling his or her potential.

And it also seems to be a very American fable, one suited to a multiethnic, multiracial, multicultural society. The ogres are a minority in Shrek‘s world, and they even have differently colored skin ““ green ““ than the human majority, who are white. It’s like the way that X-Men, with its theme of racial tolerance, is particularly American. (So, am I the first person to find similarities between Shrek and Marvel heroes?)

This is not the digression it will at first seem, trust me: when Sex and the City had its final episode a short while back, there was talk that there might be a theatrical movie version. I wrote to a friend that the problem with a movie would be that, in order to create dramatic situations, it would have to tamper with the carefully designed happy endings that the TV series had given each of its four lead characters.

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This is part of the problem with Shrek 2, which I enjoyed and found pleasant, but didn’t impress me as being the equal of the first film. (Then again, I didn’t get why so many people liked the first Shrek so much until the second time I saw it, so perhaps my opinion of Shrek 2 will also change on a second viewing.) Though the opening honeymoon montage is a funny and joyful celebration of Shrek and Fiona’s “happily-ever-after” style love, the film ends up having to create discord between them. The excuse is that Shrek and Fiona visit her royal parents in the land of “Far Far Away,” where everyone, including the king and queen, are appalled that she has not only married an ogre but become one herself. It doesn’t seem to me all that convincing that Shrek and Fiona would come anywhere close to breaking up over this. Perhaps it didn’t to the writers either; they don’t even seem satisfied with the King’s deep dislike of Shrek. Instead, they bring in a new villain, a Fairy Godmother, to manipulate matters so as to separate the two newlyweds.I find her something of a disappointment. There was an edge to Farqaard, since people detected his resemblance to Eisner. Perhaps the Fairy Godmother seems too bland a villain to me because she does not seem based on anything more than reversing the motivations of a familiar archetype from kiddie stories. She deals in blackmail and manipulation, but what if the Fairy Godmother had been more Godfather-like, running a criminal “family” of fairy tale bad guys? Or what if she had been, say, more like a caricature of a Martha Stewart type, a control freak who insists on beautifying castles, princesses, and ogres whether they want it or not?

Similarly, the “Far Far Away” setting lacks the bite that Farqaard’s kingdom, based on Disneyland, had. “Far Far Away” is a parody of Hollywood, but there’s no more to it than palm trees, a variation on the “Hollywood” sign, and puns on the names of various high profile companies. But Hollywood is the center for a culture that abhors ugliness, where people are not satisfied with the way they naturally look, where they alter their appearance with plastic surgery, Botox, liposuction, and the rest. You might think that this would be the perfect target for a Shrek movie. But no. The movie doesn’t go any deeper than having Joan Rivers turn up to cover red carpet arrivals of celebrity fairy tale characters.

Still, I’m surprised and pleased that the makers of Shrek 2 chose to build its story around the same thematic concerns as the earlier movie. Shrek 2 is also about the contrast between appearances and the inner self, societal pressures to conform, self-esteem versus insecurity, and prejudices shown towards people who look different from the majority. New York Times critic A. O. Scott compared the scene in which Shrek and Fiona have dinner with his new human in-laws to Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, the landmark 1960s film about interracial marriage. Shrek 2‘s version is funny, but thematically the comparison is apt.

In the course of the story, Shrek steals the Fairy Godmother’s “Happily Ever After” potion, which transforms both him and Fiona into human form, and as a bonus, Shrek’s companion Donkey into a handsome stallion. Here I should mention a paradox. I admire the beauty and realistic look of the movie except for the human characters. As in the first film, the human figures and their skin just aren’t persuasive. Perhaps if the entire film had a more artificial look, that wouldn’t matter as much, but the awkward-looking humans stick out badly amid the convincing realism of so much else. When Shrek gets turned into human, I don’t know whether he’s supposed to be handsome or funny-looking.

But I should also mention that I’m very impressed by the skill with which characters’ emotions are delineated through their facial expressions. I thought the King looked wooden until he began grimacing in anger: then he came to life. Shrek and Fiona’s expressions are particularly good, and I’m surprised at how pretty the animators make her in ogre form, with soft, appealing features.

So Shrek has changed his appearance in order to conform to what he thinks Fiona (and society) want.

In the end, Shrek and Fiona have to decide whether to make the spell that turned them into human form permanent. Shrek is willing to remain in human form for Fiona’s sake, but Fiona says she wants Shrek to look like the ogre she fell in love with. (This is a nice sentiment, and no one points out that Shrek fell in love with Fiona in her human form.) Thus they allow the spell to lapse, and Shrek and Fiona return to being ogres, the form in which the audience presumably likes them better. Would we really be interested in seeing a Shrek 3 in which Mr. and Mrs. Shrek were both humans?

But I still wonder of Fiona’s choice really makes psychological sense. Perhaps in part it depends on how one interprets the “ogre” metaphor. There is some suggestion in Shrek 2 that ogres are a persecuted minority. During the blissful honeymoon sequence, Shrek is abruptly attacked by villagers, who automatically hate him because he is an ogre. The movie doesn’t do enough with this. There are references to other ogres (Puss in Boots is said to specialize in fighting them), but Shrek and Fiona (who is not an ogre by birth) are the only ones we see.

If being an ogre is a metaphor for being a member of a minority group, especially an ethnic or racial one, then Fiona made the only correct choice. Could you imagine a movie in which two black people were given the choice of magically becoming white and accepted it? That would be horrifying. In choosing to remain ogres, Fiona and Shrek are accepting their true identities.

But what if one interprets being an ogre as a metaphor for being physically deformed? If one were offered the opportunity to have the deformity cured, wouldn’t he or she take it? We the readers know that Ben Grimm of the Fantastic Four will never be permanently cured of being the Thing. But we also know that he will always long to be in human form.

Even if being an ogre is just interpreted as a metaphor for being physically unattractive, is there anything really wrong with looking better? Most people don’t disagree with the goal of looking more attractive: otherwise people wouldn’t try to dress well, or stay in shape, or use makeup or good grooming. What many people object to is going to what they consider extreme measures in the pursuit of beauty, like surgery. But Fiona and Shrek are offered the chance of staying beautiful (if indeed that’s what the human Shrek is supposed to be!) without suffering pain or adverse side effects. How many people would really turn down an offer like that?

Put it another way. If characters in a movie were offered a million dollars, with no strings attached, would we believe it if they said, no thanks, we’re happy being poor?

Perhaps the real question, then, is whether or not Shrek and Fiona regard themselves as ugly or deformed. In the first movie Fiona was certainly ashamed of her nightly transformations into an ogress. But then Shrek seems to find her just as attractive, perhaps more so, in ogre form, and that suggests that he doesn’t see anything ugly about ogres. He simply has a different standard of beauty than most humans do. Perhaps if we were ogres, we’d think ogres were handsome.

Still, I find myself more easily sympathizing with Donkey’s joy at being transformed into a stallion, and his disappointment when he returns to his donkey self. If Garbo was voicing the real feelings of the audience about Cocteau’s Beast, which his movie did not acknowledge, perhaps Donkey is Shrek 2‘s devil’s advocate.

The trouble with serious analytical discussions of art is that one may end up neglecting its sheer entertainment value. So, let me make it clear: whatever my quandaries about the philosophical implications of this movie, it was indeed enjoyable, if inconsistently so. Less gruff than he was in the first movie, Shrek himself was not as funny this time round. But I intend to recommend the new Puss in Boots character to all my fellow cat lovers: voiced by Antonio Banderas, he is at once a wonderful burlesque of Banderas’s role Zorro, a funnier parody of Banderas himself than the one Chris Kattan used to do on Saturday Night Live, and a winningly affectionate portrayal of a real cat, from its hairballs to its big, sad eyes. (Actually, most cats I know deal in severe glares, contemptuous of humans, so I guess Puss in Boots’s over-the-top but endearing expressions reflect more what I’d like more cats to be like!)
A particularly subversive gag involving Pinocchio’s lying rightly brought down the house at the showing I attended. And a celebratory musical number and dance, uniting the community, is the classic way of ending a comedy: Shrek 2 raises the roof with the concluding and utterly anachronistic performance of “Livin’ la Vida Loca” by Puss and Donkey.

THE PROPER DIRECTORIAL ATTITUDE

In his introduction to Dark Horse’s Hellboy: The Conqueror Worm paperback, Guillermo del Toro, director of the Hellboy movie, says about the character’s creator, “Yes, Mike Mignola is a genius.” He continues, “this introduction. . .will merely point the reader to a few more reasons for groveling at the feet of a comic-book god like Mr. Mignola, here.”

Well. This is so different from the movie professional who makes fun of the comics creator on whose work his film is based, or the movie professional who acts oblivious of the comic creator’s existence. (I haven’t seen any reference to Gerry Conway, co-creator of the Punisher, in any ad or article about the new Punisher movie that I’ve read. Then again, considering the critical reaction to the movie, perhaps Mr. Conway is grateful for this.)

But Mike Mignola as a “genius” and as “a comic-book god”? Mike does indeed do good, valuable work, but if he’s a genius, then what words can we use to describe the likes of Jack Kirby and Will Eisner, before whom surely Mignola himself would bow?

Here again I am reminded of the strange paths that life can take. I can recall back in the 1980s when Mike Mignola was part of the Friday night comics pros groups in New York City that would head out to dinner and/or a movie. (I specifically remember his being there when we saw the dreadful Supergirl movie.) So I used to watch movies with him; now I get to see his name in big letters up on the screen!

But never mind del Toro’s hyperbole. The real point is that he so clearly respects the original comics on which he based his movie. He says in his introduction, “I tried to honor and expand upon the universe created by Mike in his series and in his masterful short stories.” In fact, Mignola was present during the filmmaking. In his interview about his Hellboy movie for FilmForce, del Toro reports, “And Mike was there, just to keep his blessing on everything. I mean, we argued, we argued a lot, and I said to him, ‘Your duty is not to agree. You convince me or I convince you.’ And we won both ways.” And that’s my ideal of how it should be done: a genuine collaboration. Of course, Mignola owns the Hellboy series, so he had more clout than the various Marvel and DC writers who did their stories on a work-for-hire basis and see neither money nor credit when a studio does a movie based on their work. But surely this also reflects well on del Toro, since it’s rare for a director to consult with screenwriters on the set, much less the author of the original material on which the screenplay was based.

It’s an interesting coincidence that the Hellboy movie and Shrek 2 should come out so close together. In the FilmForce interview, del Toro points out that it too is a variation on Beauty and the Beast.

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He says, “You have a message that is anti-programming, almost, where they’re telling you to be yourself. It’s a beauty and the beast story where, number one, the beauty kisses the beast at the end, but instead of the beast turning into a prince, she turns into a beast.” He is referring to the final shot in which the fireproof Hellboy and the pyrokinetic Liz Sherman kiss, as both are engulfed in her flames, which here take on sexual symbolism. “The final shot, for me, is beautiful, because it works at the level where you’re telling people it’s okay to be a monster. Just accept it and make it part of yourself. . . To me, the theme of the movie is, what makes you a human is not anything to do with your birth, the place of your birth or what you’re supposed to do, but what you choose to do.”

So, in this respect, Hellboy treats the same theme in the superhero adventure genre that the Shrek movies do as satiric fairy tales. Indeed, in his FilmForce interview del Toro refers to Hellboy as both a “fairy tale” and a “fable.”

In preparation for my review of the Hellboy film, FilmForce arranged to have Dark Horse Comics supply me with review copies of some past trade paperbacks of Mignola’s Hellboy comics. I received Book 3, The Chained Coffin and Others, a collection of short stories, and Book 5, the graphic novel The Conqueror Worm. Alas, once again I find the same problem I encounter over and over in today’s comics: a failure to introduce the main characters and their situation to new readers. It’s as if Dark Horse can’t believe that anyone would read Books 3 and 5 unless they had read Books 1, 2 and 4. But they didn’t send Book 1 or 2; they sent 3 and 5! Is Hellboy a demon? How did he get here? Who are these people he is working for? Well, luckily the movie explains all of this: he is a demon, who was brought to Earth as a baby in a mystical ritual in the 1940s, was raised by a kindly scientist, and grew up to became an operative for the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense, which combats supernatural menaces.

Although in the comics Hellboy may bare his teeth in an annoyed grimace, and will at times vent his rage, he and the other characters more often have a stoic look: facial expressions are minimal, distancing the readers from them. In contrast, in the movie Hellboy and other characters more visibly emote. The Hellboy in these two volumes seemed, despite his demonic appearance, to have the personality of an American everyman with super-powers, with no really distinctive traits. In reading an interview with Mignola published some years back in The Comics Journal #189, I see that in many stories, this is intentional: Mignola’s principal interest in such stories lies in adapting material from folk tales, fairy tales and mythology from various cultures. “I think of Hellboy as not having a lot of baggage, So I tend to just drop him into the material and let the material work around him.” In the two paperbacks, while Hellboy remains at the center of the action, Mignola seems to take more interest in exploring the personalities of various supporting characters, notably the haunting figure of Roger, the artificially created “homunculus.”

In contrast, the movie concentrates on Hellboy as a character, drawing on his origin tale and presumably other stories not included in the collections that I was sent.

Reviewing the movie, New York Times critic Elvis Mitchell said that actor Ron Perlman, who plays Hellboy, had a “mastery of bad-tempered volubility [that] makes ‘Hellboy’ a kind of screwball-comedy version of the Thing from the ‘Fantastic Four’ comics.” I believe Mitchell may be confused here. It’s not as if, say, the old Stan Lee-Jack Kirby scenes of the Thing being the victim of the Yancy Street Gang’s pranks were the sort of elegant farce that Noel Coward might have written. The Thing, with his irreverent wisecracks and his tussles with the Human Torch, is a far more comedic character than the Hellboy of the movie or of these two volumes, as well as a much more tragic figure. (In none of these three sources does Hellboy wish he were an ordinary human, as the Thing so often does, and at the movie’s end, Hellboy gets the girl, whereas the Thing traditionally has worried that his beloved Alicia would reject him if she could see him.) I would not be surprised if the Hellboy of the comics were inspired in part by the Thing, but, at least in the material I’m reviewing here, he’s not as dramatically vivid or colorful a character as his predecessor.

(I may quarrel with this phrase of Elvis Mitchell’s, but otherwise he did a perceptive review of the movie, demonstrating his knowledge and appreciation of Mike Mignola’s Hellboy comics; he even makes a point of acknowledging John Byrne as scripter of the first Hellboy series. I quite like Mitchell’s insightful description of Mignola’s “expressionist woodcut cartoonishness.” Mitchell recently resigned from the Times, allegedly in protest after fellow critic A. O. Scott was promoted above him. Mitchell was one of the few writers at the Times, the nation’s leading newspaper, who took the comics artform seriously, and of those, he was the most talented, insightful, and knowledgeable about comics. That by itself is a major reason to regret his departure.)

In the movie, in large part thanks to Ron Perlman’s performance, Hellboy’s personality comes across much more vividly. As a demon, he ages far more slowly than humans. Hence, though he arrived on Earth as an infant in the 1940s, we are told in the movie that he is now psychologically and physically the equivalent of a human at age 30. Perlman, on the other hand, is middle-aged, and even under all the demonic makeup, comes off as a gruff, tough veteran fighter with a heart, puffing on his Kirbyesque cigars: in short, much closer to the Thing. The movie concentrates more on Hellboy’s personal dramas: his longing for Liz, the fellow agent he loves; his mixed feelings towards his adoptive father, Dr. Broom, and his simmering resentment towards the Agency head who effectively holds him captive to do his bidding but does not treat him as human.

The movie sets up a familiar nature and nurture opposition and tries to make us think that Hellboy will turn away from his upbringing by humans towards his demonic heritage, and serve the forces of evil: he even grows long horns on his head. But this is a character who keeps kittens as pets, watches TV, is in love with a co-worker, is clearly devoted to his work of helping others (even if he resents his employers) and seems so utterly human in personality. Does anyone in the audience actually believe he would switch sides?

Both the comics stories and the movie strike me as enjoyable entertainments, but lacking in the kind of thematic depth I prefer. They’re triumphs of visual and storytelling style over literary substance. In the comics I am impressed by the creation of a somber, ominous mood through the variations of darkness ““ the grays, blues and browns in the coloring; the black shadows and silhouettes ““ and in contrast, the occasional bursts of bright light. The stories take on an epic, sometimes cosmic scale through enormous creatures, settings like castles and Alpine mountains, and even panoramas of the starlit sky. Mitchell rightly notes the Lovecraftian influence in the Hellboy comics, and it’s in the film’s grotesque monsters, too. But the movie takes a more direct, action-oriented approach to such menaces. Certainly, the comics have Kirbyesque fight scenes in which Hellboy punches monsters, but they also have what del Toro terms “the moments of quiet, almost elegiac horror,” which OI think that the action-oriented movie lacks. The comics can create a genuine sense of eerieness. Often this is visual: the gigantic werewolf in “The Wolves of St. Aygust,” whose resemblance to an actual wolf is disturbingly exact, or the immense boar in “The Corpse.” Or the various ghostly presences who haunt these tales, like the ghost of a young woman in the same story whose head abruptly becomes that of a wolf. Other times the eerieness is conceptual, like the spirit of “The Conqueror Worm” in the story by that name, taking possession of the body of Hellboy’s homonculos ally. In Mignola’s best writing, the eerieness can even exist within a character’s personality: in “almost Colossus:” Roger the homonculus encounters his sinister “elder brother,” a previous creation, who takes on colossal size: his ranting about being God seems not the usual comics villain’s bluster but a look into true insanity. Or there is the ghostly wolf-girl’s lament that God must hate her to inflict this fate upon her. In “Conqueror Worm” the vision of Earth burnt to a planet-sized cinder seems more chilling than the more familiar sci-fi image of the planet blowing up. Though Mignola says in an introduction that his short story,. “A Christmas Underground,” is based on a folk tale, I see in it a variation on the Greek myth of Hades’ abduction of Persephone to the underworld, and hence I was surprised by its far bleaker denouement. Hellboy’s vision of an encounter between what are presumably his parents ““ a great devil and a human woman ““ in “The Chained Coffin” is perhaps the most unsettling scene in the two volumes.

What impresses me most about the Hellboy movie is something I haven’t seen mentioned in any reviews. In his Conqueror Worm introduction, del Toro says, “I humbly confess that many a time I have aspired to imitate Mignola’s mysterious style in the design of my films, especially the cold, velvet backdrop of darkness from which his characters emerge.” What struck me in watching the movie is the degree to which the movie duplicates in live action terms the look of the Hellboy comics: the look of Hellboy and his fiend Abe Sapien, the red color of Hellboy moving through a blackly shadowed world, the designs of sets and props. We’ve seen a previous movie adapted from Mignola’s art style, Disney’s animated Atlantis, but it is more impressive to me to see del Toro evoke the look of Mignola’s fictional world within a live action movie. (And when the movie shows us a comic book about Hellboy, it is clearly done in an imitation of Jack Kirby’s style, a fine and unexpected homage!)

That in turn changes my standards for evaluating live action movies based on comics. What if the Daredevil movie had genuinely looked like Frank Miller’s artwork? Wouldn’t it be amazing if the forthcoming Fantastic Four live action movie captures the look and feel of Jack Kirby’s art? (What if its set designers, matte painters, and CGI artists modeled their work directly on Kirby’s?) I’m not holding my breath, but it would be so wonderful if it did.

ANALYZING NEMO

Lately I’ve watched the Disney-Pixar Finding Nemo again twice, once in its recent premiere on the Starz! cable network, and before that, on its DVD with a commentary track by its director Andrew Stanton and others.

Now I have a trick for listening to DVD commentaries: I activate the subtitles, so I can follow the movie’s dialogue while listening to the commentators. But when I listened to the commentary track, the subtitles turned out to be transcriptions of the commentary, not the film’s dialogue! Foiled! Then again, the people for whom DVD subtitles are really intended, the hearing-impaired, are no doubt delighted that Pixar, Disney, or both, has thus made it possible for them to follow the commentary, something other DVD makers apparently don’t care about.

Watching the movie (without the track) I once again admired its genuine humor, its appealing characters ““ not only the leads, but even minor supporting cast members ““ and, of course, its sheer visual beauty in depicting its underwater universe. Most of all, this time around, I was impressed by its story construction. There are two major story lines that begin and end together, but diverge for most of the film. The lead character, the clownfish Marlin, has never gotten over the death of his mate and most of their eggs; as a result, he is both obsessively overprotective towards his surviving child, Nemo, and himself fearful of taking any chances in life, or of venturing beyond the safety of home. Nemo, on the other hand, longs to move beyond the boundaries of home, and hence feels stifled by his parent.

When Nemo is captured by divers, their stories diverge. Marlin embarks on a classic, Campbellian quest, leaving his “normal” world, the coral reef he calls home, to journey through a symbolically enchanted realm, the vast ocean beyond, in search of his son. Marlin even spends time in a literal version of Campbell’s “belly of the beast,” in this case, the mouth of a whale.

Nemo, in contrast, has a very different kind of adventure, built on a motif that Michael Chabon would appreciate: an attempt at escape. Nemo finds himself trapped in a fish tank in a dentist’s office and must join forces with new allies, the tank’s other inmates, to somehow get back to the ocean and then home. Surely we are meant to think of prison movies and The Great Escape as parallels.

Marlin and Nemo are each ultimately seeking the same goal: reunion with each other and return to home. But each must take a different route.

Moreover, each is facing his specific fears. Nemo, who felt confined by life at home, is now genuinely imprisoned and must escape. Marlin, so shattered by past tragedy that he never wanted to let go of his son or leave home, has now indeed lost his son and must traverse the great ocean, risking many dangers, to find him and become “whole” again.

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Audiences will identify with both protagonists, but kids will no doubt relate more fully to Nemo, while adults will identify more with Marlin. Nemo’s own saga is, unsurprisingly, about learning to function as an independent adult. It makes mythic sense that his new comrades in the fish tank even enact a tribal-style initiation ritual as if to mark his entrance into their world, the adult world.What I find most intriguing is that Marlin and Nemo are each paired with a surrogate version of the other. Nemo is mentored by his cellmate, er, tankmate Gil, who, unlike his father, encourages him to escape their confines and to take chances to achieve his goals. Gil even ends up risking his own life to ensure Nemo’s escape. Marlin is paired with Dory, wan adult fish with a childlike personality, complicated further by her comic difficulties with short-term memory. She embodies Marlin’s fears that his son is too irresponsible to act without him. If you want a sign that this is what the filmmakers intend, consider a dramatic moment in which Marlin angrily scolds Dory for her risk taking and finds himself calling her “Nemo.”

Marlin and Nemo each gets a few symbolic death and resurrection scenes. A particularly good one comes in the scene in the whale’s mouth, in which Dory encourages Marlin to let go and fall down the whale’s throat. That would seem to be giving in to death, but Marlin, who would remain trapped if he remained where he was, nonetheless trusts Dory, lets go, and instead he and Dory are shot out to safety through the whale’s blowhole.

Towards the end, when Marlin and Nemo are reunited, each shows how he has evolved as a character through their rescue of Dory, who in part represents the helpless child that Marlin thought Nemo was. Nemo insists that Marlin allow him to execute his plan to enable Dory and many other fish to escape a fishing net (another escape motif), and Marlin, after initial refusal, consents, recognizing his son’s ability to take charge of his actions, and even helps him out.

As for the Finding Nemo commentary track, I quite like the way that the commentators appear on screen initially, and at times the movie will be interrupted so as to show us video clips of related artwork, or of the voice actors performing their lines, or of other members of the Pixar creative team making observations. Moreover, everyone from Pixar who’s on the commentary track seems genuinely enthusiastic about his or her work and about being part of this creative team. This is clearly a creative group that is a true community, that is performing at their artistic peak, and that isn’t afraid of being shoved out the door by corporate overlords. In short, it reminds me of what the comics industry used to be like. Now if only they needed someone to write The Official Handbook of the Pixar Universe. . . .

-Copyright 2004 Peter Sanderson

Trailer Park: Cures For The Summertime Blues

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By Christopher Stipp

May 28, 2004

CURES FOR THE SUMMERTIME BLUES

This week, like a crazed mutant toddler hopped up on kiddie Quaaludes, consisting of a 64 oz. big gulp of Hi-C Fruit Punch and a couple packets of Pop Rocks, washed down with a box of Nerds, I’m taking the room down a notch to bring you all some out of the way fare. I have some new stuff from Spike Lee, a movie in the vein of the Coen’s (when they were good), a new flick from Doc Ock, an indie about Mexicans that’s actually supposed to be funny, and a gritty crime flick starring The Punisher.

That brings me to a good point. While not having seen THE PUNISHER (many telling me to simply wait for video) I still am wondering why there hasn’t been more of Tom Jane. Or is it Thomas Jane. T.J.? Whatever the hell he’s called (Lawrence Fishburne will always be Cowboy Curtis to me no matter how coyly he tries to escape his past) Thomas Jane looks exceptionally good in STANDER. I chose this as the trailer of the week simply because of how well he throws his charisma around on the screen. I am still enamored of that one scene in BOOGIE NIGHTS when I knew everything was going to roll down the hill in a very bad way for all concerned as he and Marky Mark sat on that couch near the end of the picture. Hopefully this older flick from 2002 will remind everyone that there are other players in this Hollywood game who deserve a couple more inches of love to prove what they can do.

With that little soapboxery out of the way I have to publicly say thank you to all the indie movie guys who have been submitting their trailers to me to pimp their projects. I have seen some great things come through here and just in case you’re sitting on one let me say this: send it in. I am usually just twisting in the wind here on Fridays as I wonder which direction I’ll go for the following week. Just between you and me I’m a lazy bastard at heart. I would like nothing more than to not have to scour for five good (or bad) trailers for the week when I know there’s one waiting for me. I know that some of you are done with film school for the summer and might have made something worth watching. Let me off light for the week, people.

Hopefully this week’s doesn’t bore any of you, but we all can agree that we all could use a little more variety in our lives before we all descend into the frenetic pace of the summer movie season. Don’t believe the hype that summer is a wasteland for those who want their babes buxom and their explosions frequent. There are good antidotes to the mainstream that will be trickling in this summer and these are some morsels you all can look forward to in between viewings of SPIDER-MAN and ALIEN VS. PREDATOR.

A DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN (2004)

Director: Sergio Arau
Cast: Caroline Aaron, Melinda Allen, Frankie J. Allison, Yareli Arizmendi, Todd Babcock, Maria Beck, Brian Brophy
Release: May 14th, 2004 (California)
Synopsis: One day California wakes up and not a single Latino is left in the state. They have all inexplicably disappeared. Chaos, tragedy, and comedy quickly ensue.

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Prognosis: Positive. Damn, that was funny.

The very idea of a social satire, especially one put onto film, is something that hasn’t stirred me since seeing THE WIZARD OF OZ; having to be told what things represented and meant in the metaphorical sense revealed a whole new layer of the film to me many years ago. What I like, them, about this trailer is its absolute obnoxiousness and the way it is operating on more than one level. When I think of how subtle or coy one could be with something like this, something that shines a light on an obvious problem in America today, a movie like this looks like it could easily shoot down the pink elephant that is blocking my view of the 52″ plasma on the wall in the living room. The things that aren’t said outright are only hinted at in this trailer.

With views of L.A. sweeping across the screen, a serious announcer says that California has another crisis on its hands. I initially begin to think this is going to a documentary about immigration that looks at things in an objective, serious manner as the announcer is leading one to believe that this is going to be a true deconstruction of the issue. I wonder what could possibly be at the center of a debate that causes one talking head to declare that, “this is a real serious disaster.” It’s a state of emergency. The state of California has lost all their Mexicans.

The image of a hooptie bouncing down the street by itself, a leaf blower twirling around in a circle with no one around, and an abandoned wife who is visibly distraught that her Mexican husband has left without a trace is well done. The concerned wife goes on to say, after an image of floating dentures in a glass is shown, that he, “would never leave without his teeth.” I like it. It’s whip smart comedy. We then are treated to small snippets of film about how life would be like at the car wash, a restaurant, the valet stand, et al without the presence of our Latino brothers. Everywhere a Mexican would usually be invisible is shown as a center of the city’s chaos. They then cut away to a man who declares, very seriously, that if Mexicans weren’t really aliens to begin with then why does a Mexican sombrero look awfully close to a floating UFO?

The trailer ends with the Border Patrol on screen asking for the Mexicans to come back. A couple do arrive on scene and are then surrounded by a cadre of officers who, instead of arresting them, hoist them on their shoulders and celebrate. If there was any contention at all with this trailer it would have to be that it has a very “indie” feel to it. Those used to the high powered companies crafting the trailer for SPIDER-MAN 2 need not expect much in terms of production values.

What is nice about this trailer, apart from the premise, is that this film has none other than John Getz in it. If the name doesn’t strike you swiftly in the cerebral cortex fast enough, he is not only the man responsible for Carl and James’ near demise in MEN AT WORK but he is also the bearded hero who attacks a transformed Brundlefly in, well, THE FLY; p.s., if any dude puts their schmingy in a jar for safe keeping a shotgun blast to the temple, I believe, is an acceptable mode of behavior modification. Also, the material of this picture has a very interesting premise, an absurdist take on a hot button issue, but it’s something that people will either really enjoy for its view or feel encroached on for the posits it might make about how some Americans view the issue. The fact that someone explored this part of the American social and economic landscape, and in this manner, is something that should be considered nothing less than bold in today’s political climate.

UNDERTAKING BETTY (2002)

Director: Nick Hurran
Cast: Brenda Blethyn, Alfred Molina, Naomi Watts, Christopher Walken, Lee Evans, Robert Pugh
Release: July 2nd, 2004 (New York)
Synopsis: UNDERTAKING BETTY is an outrageous comedy set in a small Welsh town about a funeral parlor owner (ALFRED MOLINA) whose life is about to turn upside down. The woman he’s loved since she was a young girl (Academy Award nominee BRENDA BLETHYN) is about to become available… by staging her own untimely demise! And the business he’s always loved is about to come under attack, from a flashy American competitor (Academy Award winner CHRISTOPHER WALKEN), who wants to “put the fun back in funerals” with theme burials, Vegas-style ceremonies and a whole lot of neon lighting. Neither our leading man nor this small town will ever be the same again. UNDERTAKING BETTY also stars Academy Award nominee NAOMI WATTS as the hilariously scheming mistress whose diabolical ways add even more fuel to the comedic fire.

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Prognosis: Positive. There are a few reasons why this movie looks good enough to recommend to the older sect, as well as those looking for an “offbeat” rom com, but no other excuse could be better than for the reason that has Christopher Walken playing another one of his crazy-enough-to-be-funny caricatures.

There is, however, the inclusion of Alfred Molina, Naomi Watts, and even the guy from that movie, whatzit called, the pizza guy from THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY, Lee Evans.

To start, the voice-over isn’t as nearly as intrusive as it could be as it tells us about the town in which all the events are about to unfold. This is a good example of how the unseen face of the announcer can be used to good effect and can explain enough of the plot well without having to give away every pivotal scene, visually, of the film.

I was unsure if this was a trailer worthy enough of this readership but when I saw this movie had Doc Ock himself representing an undertaker that is synonymous with dignity and then showing Walken, with a coif worthy to champion his “˜do from A VIEW TO A KILL, as the man who is the used car salesman of the funeral business I was sold. Walken, in a crème colored turtleneck sweater and light jacket, fires on all cylinders as he’s initially shown showing a grieving man his dead wife’s corpse, letting the bereaving husband know he has fully realized his wife’s passion for Star Trek at this, her hour of passing. The dead wife is clothed in a Trek uniform, has Spock ears attached to her head, and her casket is lined with a shimmery silver lining worthy of any space traveler off to their final destination. As Spicoli would have said: Awesome.

The twist in this story is not the rivalry between competing funeral homes, although there is more than enough amusement to be had in that vein, but it is the oddly complicated, but amusing, love story between a wife who is burnt out on a loveless marriage with a husband who is cheating on her with Naomi Watts and a dignified undertaker who has probably always have loved her in that clichéd movie kind of way. In order for the jilted wife to flee her marriage to her husband, however, and considering that divorce is not an option, the undertaker proposes making it seem like she’s gone to the great beyond in order for the two of them to be together. As a sidebar, if you are going to have a man step out on his wife in a flick, for believability’s sake, make sure she’s Naomi Watts. I may be speaking from the minority but, on the whole, (and if you just envision the scene from THE RING when she’s down in that well with her hair all slicked back and wearing that clingy, wet sweater), you would be hard pressed to find any married man who is powerless against Watts’ tempting temptress treats. Just an observation.

The best part of this trailer, apart from the setup, is how would a movie about a woman, who is trying to leave her husband and has to fake her death to do it, is so damned funny. It is. I have no problem with saying that the ensuing scenes of Molina trying to convince the town that Brenda Blethyn is indeed dead are enough for me to want to see this film. With Blonde’s “One Way or Another” in the background and Christopher Walken asking Molina, upon seeing the “dead” Blethyn, if he used a collagen spray or even a clear varnish to make her look so alive it sells this movie very well to me.

While this film looks like it will just skim a wide release and most likely hit the art house it would behoove the average moviegoer to either pimp this to one’s own parents (a demographic in serious need for good film and not the average crap that BRUCE ALMIGHTY gets praise for) or use this as a date flick when one’s options are limited to either the new Lindsay Lohan flick about girls who love the fact they’re girls or a Julia Roberts vehicle where she is changing the world one woman at a time. Pick your poison but this one looks like you get a little romance, a little Watts, some comedy, and a whole lot of Walken. Those in the know realize that the two things in life you can never have too much of are Walken and cowbell. The two are simply synonymous.

SHE HATE ME (2004)

Director: Spike Lee
Cast: Anthony Mackie, Kerry Washington, Dania Ramirez, Ling Bai, Ellen Barkin, Monica Bellucci, Jim Brown, Ossie Davis, Brian Dennehy, Woody Harrelson, Q-Tip, John Turturro
Release: July 23, 2004 (Limited)
Synopsis: Wharton-educated biotech executive John Henry “Jack” Armstrong (Anthony Mackie) gets fired when he informs on his bosses, launching an investigation into their business dealings by the Securities & Exchange Commission. Branded a whistle-blower and therefore unemployable, Jack desperately needs to make a living. When his former girlfriend Fatima (Kerry Washington), a high powered businesswoman and now a lesbian, offers him cash to impregnate her and her new girlfriend Alex (Dania Ramirez), Jack is persuaded by the chance to make ³easy² money. Word spreads and soon Jack is in the baby-making business at $10,000 a try. Lesbians with a desire for motherhood and the cash to spare are lining up to seek his services. But, between the attempts by his former employers to frame him for security fraud and his dubious fathering activities, Jack finds his life, all at once, becoming very complicated.

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Prognosis: Positive.

Spike Lee.

Immediately, the name conjures up images of Rosie Perez doing her “expressive” dance from DO THE RIGHT THING, one that even I would fear to try and match on the dance floor and even the sounds of “Fight the Power” by Public Enemy fill the memory as well. It’s been 15 years since DO THE RIGHT THING landed and it still remains a staple in moviedom as the go-to film of 1989. It encapsulated a lot of things about our culture at the time, some of it still relevant and prevalent, but it also showed how well Spike could direct. While I believe it was a great film, his career has had more elevating moments than there are bombs. Sure, movies like the 25TH HOUR don’t get the kind of love from audiences it should, but those in the know see the power in every inch of celluloid for that picture.

What is remarkable, then, is the amusing premise of SHE HATE ME. At first glance it seems this is a film based on the office life of a common worker bee. Woody Harrelson looks to be the boss we all wish we never have, Ellen Barken as another boss of the same company who looks like she eats men’s egos for breakfast, but things rapidly change. It appears to be that our protagonist, Jimmy, has his bank accounts frozen and his life turned upside down on the charge he was dabbling in insider trading. As our man Jim is convalescing on the floor of his apartment, down on his luck, a couple of his lesbian friends drop by to say hey, have a chat and then proposition him to help them have a kid. If this wasn’t odd enough, and our leading man does protest too much, the plot is sweetened by the idea that many other women, namely, lesbians, would like to buy Jimmy’s power of fertility for $10,000 a pop. Or orgasm, however the case may be. This whole scenario is confessed to his friend who is about to drop the S-bomb when “it” happens.

Now, I like Spike Lee. I would say love, but we’re just getting to know each other in this trailer. I like Spike but dammit all to hell if, once again, we get the needle scraping across the vinyl record sound effect again. Please. For the love of all that isn’t tired and busted, even though someone is about to say or do something that needs punctuation with a sound effect isn’t there something else (the Wilhelm Scream comes quickly to mind) that can be used? Do what he will, but there are those of us who recognize the record scratch is a lazy way to bleep out a cuss word.

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Things do get made up to me, however, in the very sultry siren form of Monica Bellucci; she is the reason why more women should eat a friggin’ sandwich or two. The mere idea that she plays a lesbian should make most fanboys of the Italian starlet line up in deck chairs at their local theaters. Woody Harrelson (where the hell have you been, man?) looks great as the evil brother of Bill Lumbergh and even John Turturro gets a chance to look great if only for a moment. The supporting cast is stacked and it’s nice to see everyone, from what I can see, playing their parts well.

In addition to the idea that Jimmy is a human sperm bank to the lesbian ladies of the world there also brews the accusations into insider trading that started him out on his path to poverty. There is a great story inside this picture and I hope it lives up to everything this trailer makes it out to be. Hopefully, in much the same way that DO THE RIGHT THING did 15 years ago, Spike interjects some of the same sharp social consciousness that usually elevates his pictures above the usual fare and exposes some things that others would just as soon gloss over.

THE BURIAL SOCIETY (2002)

Director: Nicholas Racz
Cast: Rob LaBelle, Jan Rubes Allan Rich, Bill Meilen, David Paymer, Seymour Cassel, Linden Banks, Jeff Seymour, Bill Mondy, Nathaniel DeVeaux
Release: May 28th, 2004
Synopsis: Sheldon Kasner, a man of quiet desperation who works as a loan manager at the Hebrew National Bank is overworked and under-appreciated. He struggles to surpass the limitations of his mundane life. Sheldon, the most unlikely of criminals, is drawn into the underworld of money laundering in a desperate attempt to overcome his mediocre existence. Unfortunately for Sheldon, events don’t unfold as he expects and the missing two million dollars has him begging for his life as he’s dangled from a bridge in the opening sequence of THE BURIAL SOCIETY. Forced to reconsider his strategy, Sheldon concocts an elaborate plan involving the Chevrah Kadisha or Burial Society ““ devout Jewish men who prepare dead bodies for burial. THE BURIAL SOCIETY is a gripping, plot-twisting tale of murder and intrigue ““ a non-stop suspense thriller that will have audiences doubting themselves at every turn.

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Prognosis: Nice. Real Nice.

What the hell happened with the brothers Cohen?

They went from BLOOD SIMPLE, to RAISING ARIZONA, to MILLERS CROSSING, to FARGO, and even THE MAN WHO WASN’T THERE before the wheels started to come off one by one. INTOLERABLE CRUELTY (there’s one”¦), THE LADYKILLERS (there’s the other) are good examples of a slide but, obviously, maybe it’s just a creative slump. Those in need of a satisfying caper, in the vein of a David Mamet production, could find it in THE BURIAL SOCIETY.

“One day, if you’re lucky enough, you’ll be confronted by the truth. You’ll see your life in front of you and you’ll realize how much you hate it.”

As the trailer begins, a guy, obviously in the throes of something deeper than his conscious self will let him ignore, is trying to come to grips that the people he works for are filtering money through the company he works for in a much illegal way.

“People give us money and we give it back.”

“You launder money.”

“No, we launder money.”

Not since the money talk from Danny Devito in HEIST have I been sucked in by the premise of back dealings that could end up in double crosses. Before I get too entrenched in the narrative, however, I am taken out of things by a black screen telling me this movie has been an official selection at over 50 film festivals. Once I’m back into things our protagonist, looking like he was ripped from the role of Jason Bateman’s brother, Buster, from ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, starts to grow a heart and wants to get away from the seedy underpinnings of his current line of work. Black screen. Winner of”¦.ok ok I got it, already. You’re film is all knowing and wonderful now get back to it.

Our man, Sheldon, decides to become involved with a group that prepares dead bodies for their final voyage into the next world. Based on the Jewish Chevrah Kadisha, or burial society, it is, “comprised of volunteers who aid the bereaved and ensure that appropriate practices are followed. When a member of a community dies, it is the community’s responsibility to lovingly assist the deceased’s family in this final act of respect.” Taken at face value, then, the man who is now ensnared in profiteering of the highest, and illicit, order tries to find solace in a group that helps the dead. Apart from the intriguing juxtaposition of stories it is nice to see a film have to get by, or fail, on the merits of its writing. The cinematography catches your eye as well and the acting seems to be there, but it is the last half of this trailer that really ropes you in.

TV screens fill the frame as Sheldon is suspected in a double murder and the theft of two million dollars. The quick scenes start interspersing. He gets told he has 48 hours to get the money (From who? From where? What money? And why do these guys always get 48 hours to produce something?); a foot chase ensues; random quotes about how super duper this film is are shown from odd papers (The Eye Weekly?); bearer bonds flash briefly on the screen for a moment; a gun appears out of nowhere; some scroll says, “Sometimes The Truth Won’t Stay Buried”; someone’s upside down over a bridge; and then a coffin where I believe our man is going to be shipped out of harm’s way takes our hero aback as he realizes it is his only path to freedom.

This is the kind of film that has been absent from the screen for a little while as those with a need for pulp crime capers got their fill from SPARTAN, but it’s nice to see filmmakers looking to make a name for themselves do it with this kind of genre. A plot like this, to keep things interesting, needs to be smart, witty and sharp. Without knowing for sure if this film has what it takes it is hard to tell whether this is a great success or a great selection that should run nicely someday on UPN affiliate stations at midnight right before the infomercial for Carlton Sheets real estate program and right after Don Lapre tells me how I can make thousands from my home using tiny, classified ads.

STANDER (2003)

Director: Bronwen Hughes
Cast: Thomas Jane, Ashley Taylor, David O’Hara, Dexter Fletcher, Deborah Unger, Marius Weyers
Release: January 16th, 2004 (Sundance Film Festival)
Synopsis: “Stander” is based on the true story of André Stander (Jane), a South African homicide/robbery police captain who became one of the most notorious bank robbers in the country. After participating in the brutal killing in a riot in the line of duty, Stander decided to defy the very system he was part of, and set off on an audacious crime spree; robbing banks during his lunch hour then returning to the scene of the crime to lead the investigation. Finally, caught by the same police force he worked with, he was jailed and, subsequently befriended Allan Heyl and Lee McCall. After a daring jailbreak, the ‘Stander Gang’ committed a large number of robberies, which grew increasingly bold over time. In the eyes of the public, their blatant disregard for authority made them South Africa’s most popular anti-heroes. In reality, however, Stander and his gang were the most wanted men in the country.

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Prognosis: Positive.

Tom Jane looks better than Willis in THE JACKAL and much more believable as a shape shifting badass than Kilmer in THE SAINT.

What is remarkable, then, about the above statement is that Jane is able to exude all this all without saying one, single, word in this trailer. Even though the music is easily forgettable, a seventies era riff that keeps recycling itself, almost feeling like it could descend into a porno-esque wakka-wakka-wow, the scroll is nicely used here, and the use of the multiple shots within a shot, utilized nicely in STARSKY AND HUTCH and even BEFORE SUNSET, is a great effect with what’s happening on the screen. And what’s happening on the screen is all Jane.

The shots open up with a mustachioed Jane (coming real close, again, to invoking the porn vibe with that thing) sticking up a bank. What you don’t really notice, but comes across real well, is the way Jane isn’t slick and dolled up for this robberies. In movies like POINT BREAK and even HEAT (my apologies for putting them so close together in the same sentence) the baddies are in masks or are looking real good in their suits while robbing a joint. Jane is frumpy, a little sleazy, but it works.

Unrecognizable.

The next thing you notice about this trailer is the way it feels. To say it has a gritty feel, like washing your hands with sand, would be a disservice to the cinematographer and director who have some great ways of showcasing Jane’s prowess as a charismatic actor.

Uncatchable.

When all this is going on and you think that this is all about the OG thug life of a straight shootin’ thief we get a helicopter view of some desert landscape with police, people and pistols all in chaos, almost like we’re being tossed inside BLACK HAWK DOWN, and you barely have a moment to process what in the hell is going on before we get more Jane action. And by Jane action, I do mean that it looks like there might be the possibility of the porn coming to life, however soft-core it may be as he gets it on with a faceless hootchie.

Unknowable. Unbelievable.

Lest you believe that’s all we’re gonna get, shots of firearms, car chases, more of Jane’s mug, and the implication that this is all based on a true story gets pushed as quick as it can be before this thing ends. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen films based on true stories but that qualifier alone, and you know who you are, makes the buy-in for some people that much easier. Not that reality based films are all good mind you, as evidenced by the kiddie groin kick that was PATCH ADAMS, but this looks light on the schmaltzy crap and heavy on putting people into the ground rather than preventing them from going in it.

As a side note, Bronwen Hughes, the woman behind the lens, was also responsible for bringing FORCES OF NATURE, among other things, into our cinematic lives. Now, while I know the din could reach high levels, I cannot tell you how much I still like that film. In a movie where Ben Affleck and Sandra Bullock play opposite each other in a tête-à-tête of repressed passion I thought it one of the best rom coms ever put to the screen. I know that doesn’t say much but I am not easily wooed by the BIG FAT FRIENDS WEDDING IN NOTTING HILL WHO HAPPENS TO BE A WEDDING PLANNER IN SWEET ALABAMA makers of the world. So color me impressed.

May 21, 2004

Comics in Context #39: Mutants in Midlife

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:20 am

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In the world of comic strips in recent years, there have been major series whose creators brought them to an end (Bill Watterston’s Calvin and Hobbes, Gary Larson’s The Far Side) or who went on lengthy sabbaticals (Berke Breathed’s Bloom County and its subsequent spinoffs). But traditionally the great comic strip artists have devoted lifelong careers to one or two series. In my childhood many of the titans were still active, working on strips they had been doing for decades: Milton Caniff (Steve Canyon), Chester Gould (Dick Tracy), Harold Gray (Little Orphan Annie), Hal Foster (Prince Valiant), Al Capp (Li’l Abner), and my favorite, Walt Kelly (Pogo). In recent times there have been such examples of longevity as Charles Schulz, who only retired from Peanuts shortly before his death, and Garry Trudeau on Doonesbury. (Perhaps it is surprising that in many such cases, the creator did not actually own the strip, but was allowed by his corporate bosses to continue working on it.) Followers of such longrunning strips can watch them evolve over time as bodies of creative work. Especially when comic strips comment on real life events, as in Doonesbury and Pogo, or allow their characters to age, famously in Gasoline Alley and also in Lynn Johnston’s For Better or for Worse, we readers can see how the strip’s creators respond to changing times and the different phases of life itself. (There will be more on this subject in another of my future, long-gestating columns.)

But such long runs by a single creator are far less common in American comic books. Roy Thomas’s ten-year original stint as writer of Marvel’s Conan titles (now being reprinted by Dark Horse in recognition of their enduring, classic worth) is unusual and remarkable. In fact, I have been told that in some quarters in today’s comic book business it is believed that a creative team should only stay on a series for a year. Had this been the mindset in the 1960s, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby would never have gotten to do their Galactus trilogy.

The major exception to the rule is Chris Claremont, now approaching the thirtieth anniversary of his first writing the X-Men in 1975, scripting the first “regular” issue of the “new” X-Men, Claremont began his unbroken sixteen-year run on the series now known as Uncanny X-Men, while co-creating and writing related series like The New Mutants, Wolverine, and the original Excalibur on the side. His absences from the X-Men books have been due primarily to editorial and corporate decisions; were it up to him, I suspect he would never have left the X-Men. Even in this ever more fickle comics industry, Marvel has recognized that Claremont’s new X-Men work continues to find a large audience. Thus, in the course of Marvel’s current “X-Men Reload” marketing ploy, though Claremont’s X-Treme X-Men series has wound to an end (see Comics in Context #37), he is now back where he belongs, writing the original X-Men series, Uncanny X-Men, starting anew with issue 444 (cover-dated July 2004 and out right now), teamed up once more with artist Alan Davis, his collaborator on the first Excalibur series.

And, this same month, Claremont has launched a new Excalibur series as well, with a familiar title but a very different premise. (Those series is drawn not by Davis but by Aaron Lopresti.)

The very first page of Uncanny #444 presents a new and welcome variation on a familiar scene from Claremont’s X-Men work. “It’s been a long time since the X-Men have indulged in a game of baseball,” the narrator dryly observes. Indeed, it has. Like the ones he has done in X-Men books in the past, this new baseball sequence provides opportunities for humor that other X-Men writers neglect in order to concentrate on what conventional wisdom deems the X-Men‘s principal stock-in-trade: unrelieved angst. But Claremont, like Stan Lee before him, believes in balancing the dark with the light. Moreover, the baseball games provide a strong sense of the X-Men’s spirit of community. The fact that these outsiders, who feel out of place in a hostile society, find a sense of community, identity, and family within the X-Men is a major source of the concept’s appeal. I used to hear other comics professionals mock what they called Claremont’s “jeans and T-shirt” scenes in his books, but those scenes, with characters happily, affectionately interacting, supplied X-Men with an emotional warmth lacking in many other comics writers’ work.

This baseball scene set me thinking back to one of Claremont’s earliest Marvel stories, way back in Marvel Premiere #24 (August 1975), in which Danny Rand, who is secretly the martial artist Iron Fist, encounters a bearded guy named Chris (the author himself) in a park and joins him and his friends (other Marvel staffers, recognizable to those who know) in a softball game. Marvel’s summer softball games were an annual event in sunnier times, and perhaps Claremont is intentionally harking back to the spirit of the comics community back then in staging new baseball games for the X-Men.

Certainly the sense of community for X-Men readers would be enhanced by seeing the sheer number of characters that Claremont and Davis put into this scene, many of whom are Claremont co-creations, from the original New Mutants as well as the X-Men titles themselves.

The game not only allows for introducing various characters to new readers and, in some cases, establishing their powers (as with Nightcrawler’s teleporting), but also provides opportunities for nice characterization bits, and even subtle references on recent developments in the series. Up at bat, Emma Frost, the White Queen, who was once one of the X-Men’s leading enemies, finds catcher Nightcrawler’s characteristic humor irritating. “One more word, Kurt,” she sneers, “and I’ll banish you to your father’s dimension myself!” There’s a reference to the recent revelation (by another writer) that Nightcrawler’s father was a demon. (Apparently mutation was deemed insufficient to explain Nightcrawler’s appearance and powers, though it should have been enough. So Nightcrawler has been given an origin imitating Hellboy’s, or maybe even Rosemary’s Baby’s.)

The dominant figure in this sequence is Rachel Summers, the daughter of an alternate reality’s versions of Scott Summers and Jean Grey, who were members of the first “class” of X-Men as Cyclops and Marvel Girl. It would appear that the whole convoluted 1990s story line which dispatched Rachel to the far future to become the ancient Mother Askani is no longer relevant, since here she is back in the present, still young. (I assume this has something to do with the alteration of the timeline that originally led to Cable’s future era. This is fine with me: the whole future Cable/Rachel history had gotten too convoluted for the series’ own good. It’s bad enough that we need to have two sets of Scotts and Jeans to explain Rachel’s present-day existence.)

Rachel is not only now calling herself “Marvel Girl,” in honor of the Jeans of this timeline and her own, but she’s calling herself “Rachel Grey.” This is news to me, as it was to the folks at Manhattan’s Cosmic Comics, where I picked up this issue. But I assume that Rachel’s new last name is not only a salute to her mom but a sign of her disapproval of the behavior of this timeline’s version of Scott Summers. “Our” reality’s Jean is dead again, thanks to ex-X-Men-writer Grant Morrison, although with Jean’s talent for resurrection one might well wonder who actually thinks she’s “dead” for good. But even before Jean’s latest demise (collect ’em all!), Scott had inexplicably started a romance with Emma Frost. This is the sort of thing that exasperates longtime readers and makes them wonder what Scott was thinking, or, even better, what in heaven’s name the editors and writers were thinking.

So amidst the overall good spirits of the game, a sort of duel ensues between Rachel, the pitcher, and Frost, up at bat. Though Frost is hardly old, there’s still a generational edge to the conflict here, especially since Davis draws Rachel looking so youthful and sexy. Rachel needles Frost (“Made you flinch”) and, when Emma ignominiously strikes out, makes the point of the duel clear: “That one was for my Mom, Emma!” But though Emma gets genuinely angry, the tone of the duel remains comedic, in keeping with the high spirits of the game. Rachel maintains a sense of humor throughout, Frost ends up falling on her butt in a bit of slapstick comedy, and Rachel bursts into infectious laughter, complete with a thought balloon containing Davis’ caricature of the comically defeated Frost. There’s a more somber undercurrent here, too. Though Claremont doesn’t make this explicit, since Emma, like Rachel, is a telepath, she would “see” Rachel’s image of her; Davis has Emma look momentarily genuinely sad over her moment of humiliation, before she then forfeits any sympathy by bursting into rage at Rachel’s telepathic mention of Jean.

The mixture of tones in this baseball sequence ““ warmth and joy, vengefulness and sadness, comedy and pathos ““ is unusual in comics, but Claremont and Davis bring it off. I also am impressed by the subtlety with which they handle Wolverine’s reactions in the scene. Having been in unrequited love with Jean himself, it is no wonder he disapproves of Scott’s “betrayal” of her with Frost, as demonstrated by his subtle, pointed comments to Scott and Emma in this scene. Scott and Emma don’t seem to understand what he’s getting at, but the attentive reader will. A comics editor once explicitly directed me to write “purple” prose; I much prefer Claremont’s skillful use of understatement in delineating character.

Soon afterwards follows another familiar sort of scene from Claremont’s past X-Men work: the X-Men at leisure around the swimming pool. This too is one of Claremont’s means of showing the X-Men take pleasure in each other’s company, and affords more comedic opportunities: here the Beast’s dive splashes the onlookers.

But look how Claremont and Davis mix the dramatic tones here, as well. Sage, formerly Tessa of the Hellfire Club, appealingly garbed in a bathrobe, sits amid the X-Men’s computer systems, surveying the estate, including the pool area. But initially she does so by tapping into the surveillance systems of various government agencies. On the previous page, Claremont refers to Morrison’s “outing” of the X-Men: the world now knows that Professor Charles Xavier’s school is their headquarters. Morrison presented the “outing” as primarily a good thing, enabling the X-Men to take a more public role in advocating mutant rights. Now Claremont and Davis are showing some of the negative results of the “outing.” The F.B.I. and even the Department of Homeland Security are spying on the Xavier estate; the latter department’s presence is another sign of how 9/11 and subsequent events have influenced comics.

The X-Men now have to cope not only with government surveillance but with intrusions by the news media. We next see a foolishly grinning TV reporter doing a report from what is presumably a helicopter flying over the estate. While on camera, Cannonball angrily orders her, demonstrating a lack of PR savvy comparable to that of the unseen government operative who swung the camera away from Secretary of State Colin Powell during his Meet the Press interview last Sunday (May 15).

Davis provides some interesting overhead shots of the rebuilt Xavier mansion: it’s been redesigned and expanded, presumably to account for where everybody is housed since Morrison radically expanded the size of the student body. (Back in 1963, there were only six people living in the entire mansion!)

In another nice touch, we are shown that the mansion now has a “memorial garden,” where flowers are placed before a photo of Jean, who is not shown alone, as one might expect, but with Scott. One gets the feeling that it is not just Rachel and Wolverine who disapprove of the Scott-and-Emma romance. Indeed, next Sage monitors Scott’s office, inside of which Scott and Emma are busily snogging away instead of being “in conference.”

Think about this scene some more, and it becomes ominous: Sage is spying on Scott’s love life, just as the government is spying on the outside of the mansion.

Here’s another nice bit: various X-Men trainees (all in the original uniforms) look on aghast as Wolverine and Storm undergo a violent session in the Danger Room, while senior X-Man Rogue breaks into a big smile, saying this workout was “mostly. . .just for fun.” Now there’s a way of dramatizing the contrast between newbies and veterans.

Next Storm takes a more serious approach to the theme, stating that “The first generation of mutants needs to take responsibility for their heirs.” We will see more of this generational theme when we look at Excalibur later in this piece. But for now, ask yourselves where else in the Marvel canon you have read a phrase about “responsibility.”

Claremont has the old school Marvel writer’s sense of duty about establishing characters and situations for new or infrequent readers, an especially important task for an issue Marvel is promoting has a “jumping on” point for newcomers. So next he shows us two scenes of X-Men in their new roles as government-sanctioned “marshals” battling mutant criminals. Again there’s a sign of the 9-11 influence: the first band of bad guys, the Weaponeers, are Arab raiders.

These scenes also showcase the fact that after several years of wearing relatively nondescript black uniforms, the X-Men are back in traditional, colorful superhero costumes. I dislike the too-short “horns” on Wolverine’s new outfit, but I quite like the new costume for Rachel. (Its green and yellow colors and boots are also reminiscent of the original Marvel Girl’s late 1960s costume.)

You may recall that around the time of the first X-Men movie, which put the team in black uniforms, Avi Arad and others at Marvel were busy badmouthing traditional superhero costumes as stupid. So the X-Men in the comics were put into black uniforms as well, which look drab and dull in the comics medium. Then out came the Spider-Man movie, a far greater financial success, and not an ill word was uttered about the fact that Spidey wore his usual colorful costume in the film. Now we learn from various sources that Avi Arad decreed that it was “time” for the costumes to return. I suppose this is yet another example of how when comics creators misguidedly try to drop an essential element from a major series, it usually makes its eventual return. I doubt that anyone really thought through the importance of costumes several years ago when they were dropped; we should breathe a sigh of relief that this corporate whim has reversed itself, and the costumes are back.

The ominous aspect of Sage returns towards the end. I wonder if, when Claremont wrote Sage’s dialogue here ““ “Leave their interrogation to me, Rachel. I have ways of making people. . .talk.” ““ it seemed as sinister as it does in the wake of the recent controversy over mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners.

I can’t say I’m thrilled by the concluding action scenes in this issue: they seem the most conventional part of the book. No, for me what is interesting are the characterizations, the themes, the new look at the X-Men’s place in a changing world.

This is even more true of Claremont’s new Excalibur #1. This, by the way, is not to be confused with his first Excalibur #1, though from now on it surely will be. Claremont’s first Excalibur series began in 1988, but, to judge from the indicia, Marvel couldn’t be bothered to assign the new series a new volume number. This sort of thing has happened so often in the past, complicating the lives of collectors or anyone (surely including Marvel personnel) trying to keep accurate records of the company’s publishing history. And to think that when editor Julius Schwartz revived the Flash comic in the 1950s, he was told to pick up the numbering from where the original Flash comic had left off. Those were simpler and more sensible times.

Excalibur is the name of King Arthur’s sword, and that made an appropriate title for the original Claremont Excalibur, which was about a British-based team of superheroes, a kind of latter-day Round Table. The central figure, indeed, was Captain Britain (one of Claremont’s earliest co-creations), a patriotic icon for the United kingdom just as Captain America is for the United states. The first issue of the new series has nothing to do with Britain or any British characters, though the initial story arc is titled “Forging the Sword.” What connection this new Excalibur may have. literally or figuratively, to the Arthurian legend remains to be seen.

To judge from issue one, the new Excalibur is about Professor Charles Xavier, the founder of the X-Men, and Genosha, the island nation off the coast of Africa that Claremont co-created in the 1980s.

I look at the new Excalibur in terms of a question that must face many comics creators of the Baby Boom generation, who came into the business in the 1970s and 1980s. Can the superhero genre continue to serve as an effective means of personal expression for writers in middle age? (It was for Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, who created the Marvel Universe in their middle age.) So many people still think of superhero comics, indeed of comic books in general, as material for children; even the major comics companies seem to be targeting a demographic of teenagers and men in their early 20s. But can the genre be made relevant to middle-aged creators and readers who are seeking more than adolescent nostalgia?

This is a question that faces the world of rock music as well (and perhaps it is relevant that the rise of rock music paralleled the Silver Age in comics). Most of the audience is young, even juvenile, and yet there is an older audience as well, and middle-aged creators who do not simply rely on recycling oldies. Actually, this is a problem that seems prevalent throughout contemporary American culture. The youth culture advocated by the Baby Boomers in their own youth has now turned against them, as movie companies, television studios, and, indeed, businesses in general pursue a young demographic to the exclusion of the middle-aged and seniors.

Consider, then, how unusual and bold Claremont’s new Excalibur is: its central character is a middle-aged man. And he is no fantasy figure of steroid-style musculature and aggressive attitude like other middle-aged Marvel heroes, Cable or the Punisher. Charles Xavier is physically crippled; he’s bald; his strength lies in his mind. Yet he tells us at one point that “My telepathy’s grown too soft. . . .” He blames this on his overreliance on devices like Cerebra, but perhaps we can see it as a sign of aging, as well.

Moreover, this is a story about the dreams, hopes and ideals of youth, something the superhero concept embodies quite well, turning to disillusionment. This is a theme that has been powerfully dramatized in the superhero genre before, in Alan Moore’s Watchmen, Frank Miller’s original Dark Knight, Paul Jenkins’ Sentry, the final issue of Kurt Busiek and Alex Ross’s Marvels, and their predecessor, the recently republished novel Superfolks, not to mention Stan Lee’s “Spider-Man No More” in Amazing Spider-Man #50, which, as one can see from the trailer, is quoted in the second Spider-Man movie. In some of these cases the hero succumbs to disillusionment and gives up the world of superheroes; in others he finds a means to regain his faith and renew his career in that world. What will be Xavier’s choice in this story?

The issue opens with Xavier, eyes shut and jaw set in an expression that looks like mourning, telling us that “once upon a time, I had a dream” of a world in which mutants and “baseline humans” coexisted in peace. “Xavier’s dream” is a familiar phrase from past X-Men stories, and his phrasing, “I had a dream,” might evoke Martin Luther King’s “I have a dream”: Xavier, as an non-violent advocate for mutant civil rights, has been compared to Dr. King before. The “once upon a time” phrase is the standard beginning of a fairy tale. Xavier may be suggesting not only that the days when he hoped he could turn his vision, his “dream,” into reality not only seem long past, but that his hopes now seem naive, perhaps even childlike to him, as a fairy tale might seem to an adult.

Turn the page and you will find a double-page spread of Xavier, sitting in his wheelchair, alone amid a scene of devastation. Referring back to his “dream” of a world of racial peace, Xavier says simply, “This isn’t it. This is today’s reality.” It is as if he has awakened from a blissful, youthful dream to face up to a harsh reality in which hope seems naive.

In part, perhaps this scene is another conscious or subconscious evocation of the events of 9/11: it is reminiscent of Superman standing amid the debris of the demolished Daily Planet building in Miller’s The Dark Knight Strikes Again, a scene that was clearly a 9/11 reference (see Comics in Context #34).

These are the ruins of Hammer Bay, the capital city of Genosha, a nation of mutants that was obliterated by Sentinel robots dispatched by Xavier’s “evil twin,” Cassandra Nova, early in Grant Morrison’s stint as X-Men writer. So the destruction of Genosha is a testament to the genocidal hatred that Xavier has failed to overcome. It could also be seen as a contemporary, fictional counterpart to the Holocaust.

There is another level of meaning as well, since Genosha, as a fictional concept, was Claremont’s creation. Originally, Genosha seemed to be inspired by South Africa and Rhodesia in the days of apartheid: African nations that were dominated by whites, in which blacks were reduced to second class citizenship. In Genosha white “baseline” humans ruled over a population of mutants, whom they had effectively enslaved.

After Claremont left the X-Men books in the early 1990s, Genosha seemed to become a parallel for Bosnia, with the “baseline” humans and the mutants waging a bloody civil war against each other. Still later, the United Nations turned the nation over to Magneto, in a gesture of appeasement. As Claremont has Xavier tells us in this issue, “It had become the self-proclaimed mutant homeland, presenting itself to the world as a sanctuary and a place of hope.” That might make Genosha sound like the mutant race’s counterpart to Israel, but notice that, despite the Chamber of Commerce-style pictures he shows us of Genosha as a utopia, Claremont is careful to say that this is the image that Magneto’s Latveria sought to present to the world. In fact, under other writers, Magneto made the island nation a base from which he plotted world conquest: Genosha was not the mutants’ Israel but was to him what Latveria is to Doctor Doom.

Finally, Morrison wiped out the population of Genosha, an act that read to me as another example of the tiresome syndrome in which Writer A creates a concept, and his successor, Writer B, dislikes it and wrecks it, either not anticipating or caring that other writers might find the concept useful, or even that Writer A himself might someday return. In this case Claremont is Writer A, Morrison is Writer B, and Genosha was the victim. So Xavier sitting amidst the ruins of a society of mutants might even parallel Claremont finding himself faced with the destruction of one of his own fictional creations. The new Excalibur looks in part to be Claremont’s effort to rescue Genosha and revitalize it as a concept.

Most significantly, the visual image of Xavier amid the ruins of Genosha is a metaphor for Xavier confronting the ruination of his hopes. Looking at this scene of genocide, Xavier must wonder whether all his work on behalf of mutants has been in vain. Is his “dream” dead? Does it lie in ruins like Genosha? On page four artist Aaron Lopresti places Xavier within a panel shaped like a coffin, symbolically entombing him. Claremont has Xavier spend the issue carting a coffin behind his wheelchair. And what is that wrapped, human-sized bundle within the coffin? Here are symbols aplenty of the death of mutants, the death of ideals, and the death of hope.

Cassandra Nova could be dismissed as a single madwoman who does not represent the rest of humanity. But what Xavier tells us about the world’s reaction to the massacre does point to “baseline” humanity’s intolerance towards mutants, which he calls “almost as contemptible as the attack itself.” According to Xavier, the world’s great powers have virtually ignored the plight of Genosha, and are “far more worried about a terrorist response from any survivors.” That seems all too credible. (Consider the current fate of Afghanistan after its supposed liberation from the Taliban.)

What Xavier tells us next may well be inspired by current events in the real world. “I’ve been to war,” he says. “I know firsthand the cost. What matters here isn’t ideology or policies. What matters are people in desperate need. And those with the means ““ and more importantly the will ““ to help.” Like Storm’s line that I quoted from Uncanny X-Men #444, this is, at heart, a reworking of Stan Lee’s famous maxim from Spider-Man’s origin in Amazing Fantasy #15: “With great power must come great responsibility.” Often this line is misquoted, and the “must” is omitted. But “must” conveys the point: it is the moral duty for a person to take responsibility for helping those in need if he or she can. I suspect that Claremont, who has thus alluded to Stan Lee’s maxim in both of his initial “X-Men Reboot” issues, may see it as the prime moral principle underlying stories in the classic Marvel tradition.

Xavier now informs us that in combat he was nicknamed “the Good Shepherd,” because :if you were lost, I’d find you and bring you home safe.” The Good Shepherd, of course, is a character in perhaps Christ’s most celebrated parable, and the character has been regarded as a metaphor for Christ himself. Claremont may be casting Xavier as a Christ figure, though I doubt that Xavier, who seems humbled in this story, is egotistically thinking of himself that way. Instead, Xavier is making the point that he puts his money where his mouth is: he carries out his responsibility to aid those in need, who are metaphorically “lost.” “After a lifetime,” he tells us, acknowledging his age, “that hasn’t really changed.”

Here hope and moral ideals begin to reemerge in the story. The world around Xavier may have changed for the worst, but he remains steadfast: he will not give up. He is a rock solidly fixed amid the chaotic maelstrom.

From there, logically enough, Xavier goes on to describe his role as a teacher, who instructs young mutants in “both the practical and ethical use of their abilities.” This has been Xavier’s role from Lee and Kirby’s X-Men #1 onward. But usually in X-Men stories it is Xavier’s students who take center stage. In fact, through his long run on the X-Men, Claremont repeatedly wrote Xavier out of the series, as if he were not essential to it. Maybe this was even ageism. Now, perhaps because Claremont and Xavier are closer in age, he puts the spotlight on Xavier himself in Excalibur. Through what Storm said in Uncanny #444 and what Xavier says here, Claremont is focusing on the responsibility of a generation that has gained wisdom and experience to aid the younger generation rising up.

As if marking a transition from one act of the story to another, Xavier literally falls and then rises to see the spirit of his deceased lover and colleague, Moira MacTaggart. Xavier does not know if she is “real” ““ a ghost ““ or not; Moira guesses she is a “figment of your imagination.” This reminds me of the story’s opening, with its contrast between Xavier’s dream and the reality in which he finds himself.

Moira’s ghost is an interesting dramatic device, and a familiar one: the ghost who may or may not be real. This reminds me of the ambiguity with which John Byrne initially treated Alfred’s ghost in Generations before finally making clear he was real in the sequel. There’s the meeting between President Bartlet and his recently deceased secretary, Mrs. Landingham, in the Season 2 finale of The West Wing. Going further back, to more literary sources, there’s Henry James’s The Turn of the Screw, and there are even those who think that Hamlet may have imagined his father’s ghost.

If the ghost is not real, this should raise questions about the living person’s sanity. It is one thing for Xavier to consciously decide to imagine what Moira might say to him. For Xavier to hallucinate Moira’s presence, without knowing if she is real or not, is worrisome.

Still, this is a good scene, and perhaps the heart of the story. Moira is a reminder of the theme of aging, death, and loss, and also of the way past memories provide inspiration for the present and future. Moira’s ghost first appears as a middle-aged woman, in glasses and suit, but then reverts to the appearance of her earlier self, wearing considerably less.

“The way you see me is the way you remember me best,” she tells Xavier: “From when we were young an’ in love. . .an’ our world was rich wi’ possibilities.”

Actually, from her earliest appearances in the1970s, Moira has always represented lost love, lost youth, and lost possibilities She was the woman whom Xavier loved in his university days, but whom he lost to a man she married but did not love. Though Xavier and Moira remained close friends and colleagues, it seemed as if they could not return to the relationship they once had.

Now Claremont has sharpened the tragic aspect of their relationship, having killed Moira off a few years ago, but perhaps seems more willing to explore the themes she represents. That last line, about “when we were young an’ in love. . .an’ our world was rich wi’ possibilities” seems particularly meaningful. Claremont gives us the space of a panel to mull this over before Xavier replies, with understatement, “This isn’t how I thought things would turn out.”

Think again back to that double-page spread of Xavier amid the ruins. Perhaps those ruins also represent his concept of the world, and his plans of how he could help the world, both destroyed by events he did not foresee. Now there’s something that one should learn as he or she ages: that the world will change in ways that you cannot expect. How many people fifty years ago foresaw the coming of the civil rights movement, feminism, gay liberation, the end of the Soviet Union, the coming of AIDS, the rise of the Internet, gay marriage, the threat of radical Islamic terrorism, or so much more? How many people in their 20s correctly foresee what their lives will be like in a quarter century?

Perhaps Xavier has achieved a quiet epiphany here. Later in the story he tells a young mutant, “Life’s a work in progress. . .It doesn’t always work out the way we plan, or hope.”

Meanwhile, the compulsory action subplot begins stirring, with the appearance of longtime X-Men villain Unus the Untouchable and some anonymous mutant bad guys. How nice to see Unus, a Lee-Kirby creation, back, especially since for a long time Marvel considered him to be dead: in one story he had lost control of his force field and seemingly suffocated to death inside it. I suspect that in today’s Marvel no one who had anything to do with the current story even knew about Unus’s “demise.” But that’s okay: I’m glad to see he’s back.

The unforeseen development that most worries Xavier is the fact that there are now far more mutants on Marvel-Earth than he ever thought back in the X-Men comics of past decades, in which finding a mutant was a comparatively rare occurrence. This may also represent Claremont’s own reaction to another change that Morrison wreaked in the X-Men concept. Morrison clearly wanted to emphasize the idea of mutants as not rare anomalies but as a significant minority group by radically increasing their numbers. Xavier explicitly points to the devastation of Genosha as a symbol of the “backlash” by the “baseline human” majority against their race.

Xavier notes that “Not even cockroaches survived” the annihilation of Genosha, alluding to the conventional wisdom that these bugs would even survive a nuclear war (see Peter David’s Hulk: The End in Comics in Context #2 for an example). As if Moira’s ghost and the ruins of Genosha aren’t enough reminders of mortality, here’s another one.

The notion that cockroaches did not survive the attack on Genosha seems to induce Xavier to wonder if mutants really are the next phase of human evolution, which Morrison and Magneto both claim will outlive and supplant “normal” humanity. Xavier wonders, “Suppose we were wrong about other things? Suppose mutants aren’t the culmination if the evolutionary process, the crest of a coming norm. . .but some aberration? How then will nature deal with us?” Are mutants inevitably doomed? And hence, are Xavier’s efforts on behalf of the mutant race all in vain? This raises Xavier’s mid-life crisis to new philosophical dimensions.

This moment of despair seems to mark another act break, for now Xavier turns from Moira’s ghost to another Jungian anima figure, named “Wicked.” No, Broadway musical fans, this has nothing to do with Kristin Chenoweth. This “Wicked” is a young, female mutant who dresses in “bad girl” fashion and has the antagonistic attitude to match. But in context she comes off not so much as a Bill Jemas-style effort to pandering to the audience for “bad girl” comics, but more as a representation of the way that a person in the mid-life generation might view the rebellious younger generation. (Jack Kirby pictured the youth of 1970 as the peaceful, hippie-like Forever People; in 2004 Claremont gives us instead “wicked” and her 21st century variation on punk.) The name Wicked gave herself is an example of the role of angry rebel in which she casts herself. In Junging terms it also marks her as a “shadow” figure, which Xavier must cope with.

Wicked keeps calling Xavier “old man,” in another way the story emphasizes the theme of age and generational change. From what she says, she appears to represent the young Genoshan mutants’ anger that Xavier could not save them, and, perhaps beyond that, the anger of the younger generation at the failures of their elders. Interestingly, Wicked seems accompanied by real ghosts, presumably of deceased Genoshans. Perhaps this parallels Xavier with his mysterious coffin.

Xavier paraphrases Stan Lee’s maxim once more, “Having powers means assuming the obligation to use them responsibly,” but this time he says it to Wicked, thus demonstrating his goal of teaching his precepts to a new generation.

As they go to attack Xavier, Unus directs his underlings, “Leave him naked as the day he was born!” I wonder how long ago Claremont wrote that line. Had the stripping of Iraqi prisoners been revealed in the press?

Menaced by Unus and company, Xavier rises to the occasion, and interestingly does so by remaining in his chosen role as teacher. When Unus claims to be invulnerable to Xavier’s telepathy, Xavier says, :I could argue the point, or demonstrate it,” like a good academic.

Instead, Xavier has another young mutant, Freakshow, take care of Unus by turning into a giant monster and swallowing him! That’s a clever bit that Claremont came up with, though it wouldn’t have worked had Unus projected his field as far from his body as he did in the Stan Lee/Roy Thomas days.

Xavier even thinks of the fate meted out to Unus as a kind of lesson, though he doubts Unus will learn from it.

Through rising to and winning this battle, Xavier has reasserted himself as a leader, a fighter, and, indeed, as a mentor: he has reclaimed his belief in his life’s work. Again, speaking with powerful simplicity, Xavier says, “I’m a teacher, Freakshow,” and instructs him and Wicked to return tomorrow to begin their “lessons.”

Now, for those of you who need spoiler warnings, read no further.

After all of the symbols of mortality in this issue, it concludes with an act of resurrection. Symbolically, the mysterious coffin glows and rises into the air. And on the last page, out walks the supposedly deceased Magneto. But he is not in costume, not dressed for warfare. Instead he is unmasked, in civilian dress, and shakes hands with Xavier.

Perhaps you will recall that towards the end of his run, Grant Morrison had Wolverine apparently behead Magneto. I was going to say that was particularly unfortunate considering the subsequent, real-life beheading of an American prisoner by Muslim terrorists. But then I remembered the terrorist beheading of journalist Daniel Pearl took place before Morrison wrote that issue. Wolverine really shouldn’t be imitating Arab terrorists.

In any event, now we see that Magneto’s “death” didn’t even last a year. This is further proof that this kind of fake death is becoming meaningless as a dramatic device in comics. Morrison’s “deaths” for Magneto and Jean Grey are just exasperating annoyances.

Now, what does Claremont have in mind for Magneto? In the 1980s Claremont veered away from the traditional portrayal of Magneto as outright villain, and instead stated that he saw him as a former terrorist evolving into a statesman. This was an interesting development, though I think that Claremont took it too far, even turning Magneto into the New Mutants’ new headmaster. But as I have observed about the X-Men’s costumes, if comics creators try to dispose of or radically change an important element of a series, it will inevitably snap back to the way it was. So, in the 1990s editor Bob Harras had Magneto return to his more familiar villainous role. Over the last few years Grant Morrison (in the main continuity) and Mark Millar (in the alternate continuity of Ultimate X-Men) came up with the most evil versions of Magneto to date, ruthless, consumed with hatred for humanity, bent on mutant domination of the world. Millar’s Magneto even fantasized about mutants eating “normal” humans. Though Ian McKellen’s Magneto in the X-Men movies has a certain charm, he too is genocidal, and nearly exterminated the “normal” human race in X2.

Is Claremont changing course with Magneto? I think Magneto works best in the role of Xavier’s former friend turned into his ideological opposite and greatest enemy, the archvillain that the series needs. Neil Gaiman handled this duality well in his treatment of Magneto in 1602. I am nonetheless interested to see where Claremont takes Magneto now. I have no doubt he can explore Magneto’s personality with the same depth and insight he demonstrates with Xavier in this first issue.

So, here was Excalibur #1, a superhero comic book centering on a middle-aged man who faces middle-aged concerns ““ mortality, loss, adapting to changing times, disillusionment and doubt ““ and finding new resolve to continue his quest for his lifelong goals.

In one of the nice examples of synchronicity that occur when I write these columns, today’s New York Times (May 21, 2004) has an Op-Ed piece by Nick Hornby on the subject of middle-aged people creating and listening to rock music. “You’ve heard the argument a million times: most rock music is made by the young, for the young, about being young, and if you’re not young and you still listen to it, then you should be ashamed of yourself.” Hornby says he “mostly” agrees with that description, though it doesn’t take into account “recent, mainly excellent work” by a number of middle-aged rock veterans such as Dylan and Springsteen. But, he continues, he disagrees with the “conclusion” that the middle-aged shouldn’t listen to rock music.

“Youth is a quality not unlike health: it’s found in greater abundance among the young, but we all need access to it. . .I’m talking about the energy, the wistful yearning, the inexplicable exhilaration, the sporadic sense of invulnerability, the hope that stings like chlorine. When I was younger, rock music articulated those feelings, and now that I’m older, it stimulates them, but either way, rock ‘n’ roll was and remains necessary because: who doesn’t need exhilaration and a sense of invincibility, even if it’s only now and again?”

As far as I’m concerned, the same applies to the best superhero comics. Professor Charles Xavier is no longer young and his world is in ruins. But invincibly, exhilaratingly, he carries on, giving his readers of every age hope.

-Copyright 2004 Peter Sanderson

Trailer Park: Advantage, Pixar

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By Christopher Stipp

May 21, 2004

ADVANTAGE, PIXAR

I don’t know what kind of sticky cheeba was being smoked in or around the Disney negotiating table when it was time to talk business with the Pixar people but I’m feeling that somehow, someone might have actually thought, “Oh yeah. We can do this alone.”

Without being privy to the actual negotiations I cannot say for sure what the reason was for Disney to not only give up the brand but of the zombie-like following of people who will queue up now for every picture Pixar produces simply based on the kind of hitting percentage it has in the marketplace. It sucks for them as Pixar looks like it has another winner on its hands with THE INCREDIBLES. There is something for the kids, some humor for the adults, and, as always, some great looking animation to make everything easier to swallow. Truth be told, if I had a choice between a traditionally animated feature by Disney (let’s say Brother Bear) or any other animated film by Pixar I would always always always put my money down for the Pixar bunch first and then, should I find the time again to take my ankle biter to the talkies I might give Disney a second look. That is, unless, the kids cry out begging to see the Pixar film again and that’s the killer that will crush the competition. Kids love seeing crap over and over. The monstrous grosses for a film like NEMO can only happen when kids and parents see it a second, third time and when your film is slighted in lieu of another for the first go around that could mean the difference between profit and loss. The fact that SHARK TALE is releasing a month early, in the hopes of getting in before the pond goes dry is a very wise move on Dreamworks’ part.

CONSTANTINE (2004)

Director: Francis Lawrence
Cast: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Shia LaBeouf, Djimon Hounsou
Release: February 11th, 2005
Synopsis: Based on the DC/Vertigo comic book Hellblazer and written by Kevin Brodbin, Mark Bomback and Frank Capello, Constantine tells the story of irreverent supernatural detective John Constantine (Keanu Reeves), who has literally been to hell and back. When Constantine teams up with skeptical policewoman Angela Dodson (Rachel Weisz) to solve the mysterious suicide of her twin sister (also played by Weisz), their investigation takes them through the world of demons and angels that exists just beneath the landscape of contemporary Los Angeles. Caught in a catastrophic series of otherworldy events, the two become inextricably involved and seek to find their own peace at whatever cost.

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Prognosis: Positive.

If there was any doubt about how slick CONSTANTINE was going to look this, hopefully, is a good start about establishing the kind of visuals that can be expected throughout the film.

I’ll admit it; I have never picked up a HELLBLAZER comic. I barely know that it’s a part of DC’s Vertigo line. While I was busy feasting on heroes, throwing in a LONE WOLF AND CUB, getting involved in indie trysts with LIBERTY MEADOWS and SCUD, here was a book based on some fairly crazy crap I know I would have been interested in had I felt like venturing out a little further out of my cubby hole. So, without really knowing anything about this film or comic book I am glad I am able to see everything with a fresh perspective. This perspective carries over into the opening moments of the trailer that has some chick grabbing the ceiling and looking back at the camera in a way that I can only assume is either demonic, or erotic, in nature.

Things get better as Rachel Weisz has some face time, looking pastier than ever, God love her, and we get a nice extended look at some freaky deeky artifacts of “the occult” that Constantine is supposed to be involved with. Just as you’re getting your bearings as to what the hell is going on in this picture, out comes a Zippo as it ignites a crucifix in a slo-mo dispay of bad-assedness. I still have no real clue what’s happening to this point, not knowing if that whole cross burning thing was motivated by some kind of evil or some fundamentalist Christian BBQ but I am really enjoying the ride. The trailer whips around the corners without lifting any tires up as we get little peeks of some demons (if you push pause on the Quick Time player while it plays, and slowly drag your cursor across the screen there are some great things to pick out and deconstruct as it would otherwise go unnoticed), a very Neo looking Reeves, and a wet Rachel Weisz, which, if I’m really being honest, would get a pass from me any day of the year even if the trailer turned out to be pure crap. However, this trailer stands as one of the best teasers for a movie not even playing this year.

Even though the release date for this movie is February 11th of next year (I know, WTF?) this film has some very nice looking direction, cinematography and even the locations for some of the scenes look quite dramatic. The trailer has some very good, very mood specific music, uses an array of clips but slowly metes them out in nice, controlled bursts, and it has a wet Rachel Weisz. The last point notwithstanding there is an interesting moment in the trailer with Weisz as she is standing in an office. Seemingly, out of nowhere, she is yanked backwards though some a wall, actually a whole of lot wall, and there is a sustained shot of Keanu standing on the lip of a busted out window dozens of floors above the street as we see that they were all in a high rise. The building looks torn right out of the MATRIX RELOADED but hopefully I’ll be able to understand what’s going on in this one with a little better ease.

SOME KIND OF MONSTER (2004)

Director: Joe Berlinger, Bruce Sinofsky
Cast: James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett, Robert Trujillo, Jason Newsted, Dave Mustaine, Cliff Burton, Bob Rock, Phil Towne
Release: July 9, 2004 Limited
Synopsis: Three years in the making, this new film from acclaimed documentary filmmakers Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky (BROTHER’S KEEPER and PARADISE LOST) provides a fascinating, in-depth portrait of the most successful heavy metal band of all time, as they faced monumental personal and professional challenges while recording their first studio album of original songs in five years. In the tradition of such seminal music documentaries as DON’T LOOK BACK and GIMME SHELTER, METALLICA: SOME KIND OF MONSTER seeks to transcend the conventions of the “rock ‘n ‘ roll movie” genre, trading rock-star posing for truthful introspection and revealing an intimate portrait of the individuals behind a legendary band and their unique creative journey.

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Prognosis: Positive.

I’ve been avoiding this one.

I have not, nor ever will, own a METALLICA album. I know while I was in high school in the early nineties the boys in METALLICA had a delightful time touring on the power of their eponymous release which contained, and spawned many air guitards who thought they could follow along, the super single “Enter Sandman.” I didn’t much like them and still don’t care for them all that much. However, Lars, James, Kirk found a niche, exploited the crap out it, and are now the new KISS without the makeup or action figures. Whups. Sorry “˜bout that. They do have action figures.

This trailer, at its core, has good music. Obviously it’s ballasted by METALLICA noise but it’s a great fit. Also, the trailer, if examined sonically, builds up just like a WINGER power ballad as the action unfolds on the screen. We get some slo-mo walking (a staple in most concert footage. Usually, you get it when they’re taking a bow towards the crowd or hurling their sweat towels to undulating fans.), some flash bulbs are popping, and a really, really simple looking scroll that starts to have a dialogue with me as a viewer.

“This is not a concert film,” it reads. We then get some more unrelated shots of swirling fans being unintentionally ironic with their hands in the air, making the devil hand sign. “This is not “Behind the Music,” it says. There are more kids and their screaming enthusiasm. “This is something else.” Ok. If you say so, I guess. I sit back in my chair and wait for the trailer to tell me, then, what the hell this is supposed to be. Of course it’s a documentary but there is no need to be so dramatic about the nature of this film. Where’s Ronnie James Dio when you need him?

From there, the music picks up, there is a shot of a web browser loading Napster (is that Netscape I see? I can see why Lars is such an angry man.), a snippet of some jamoke avoiding security who are looking to toss him like a rainbow by doing a stage dive (always a fun occurrence at a rock show), and then we get James’ voice over with the scroll following right behind his words just so you can understand what he’s saying.

“Metallica is”¦you might look at it as a friend”¦to me it’s been a beast.”

A beast that’s made him millions. I know I’ve said I hate it, but this phrase put the sound of a record being scratched off the turntable in my mind when I heard this. When people talk about how rough their lives are, in spite of the enormous gifts that have been bestowed upon them like treasures of a plundered civilization, and want to create the illusion of despondency, real or not, it makes me wonder what it is they’re really complaining about. It’s not nice to take someone out of the viewing experience and it was just not a smart editorial move. Regardless of Hetfield’s comments, amusing as they are, we get some personal looks at Ulrich and Hetfield with their kids. Neat. The trailer starts to show some heart and soul here. We then get some cat fighting between Lars and James, which is good for a few giggles, and the tension gets ratcheted a notch or two and increases my buy-in into this movie.

Critics, and their journalistic sound bites, are put onto the screen obviously to provide some legitimacy to this project, to make it clear to fans that they can only see this thing in the theaters and not yet available at the METALLICA e-shop. You can, though, go to Metallica.com where you can pick up a set of band bobbleheads for $75 to tide you over.

The trailer has some moments of groan inducing, roll your eyes backward, awkwardness as the hackneyed us vs. them subplot unfolds but speaking from the point as someone who saw Wilco’s I AM TRYING TO BREAK YOUR HEART, easily one of the best documentaries about the making of an album ever put down on DVD and should be mandatory viewing for anyone wanting some more exposure to the genre. This movie, however, generated some legitimate interest in me as METALLICA are at the top of the metal game and it would be interesting enough to see what conflict, if any, these guys go through while trying to make an album together. They obviously don’t break up but I’ll settle for the chance to see if the band has any amusing DEF LEPPARD anecdotes.

SHARK TALE (2004)

Director: Eric Bergeron, Vicky Jenson
Cast: Will Smith, Robert De Niro, Renée Zellweger, Angelina Jolie, Jack Black, Martin Scorsese, Peter Falk, Michael Imperioli, Vincent Pastore, Doug E. Doug, Ziggy Marley
Release: October 1, 2004
Synopsis: Oscar (Will Smith) is a fast-talking little fish who dreams big. But his big dreams land him in hot water when a great white lie turns him into an unlikely hero. At first, his fellow fish swallow Oscar’s story hook, line and sinker and he is showered with fame and fortune. It’s all going along swimmingly, until it starts to become clear that Oscar’s tale about being the defender of the Reef is all wet. Oscar is finding out that being a hero comes at a Market Price when his lie threatens to make him the Catch of the Day. Now he has to tread water until he can get the scales to tip back in his favor again.

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Prognosis: Negative.

The release of this movie’s trailer in the same week that THE INCREDIBLES hit hardly seems like an accident. This trailer has some major differences with THE INCREDIBLES, one of them being, actually, that THE INCREDIBLES trailer didn’t blow.

We get an opening shot of a restaurant. Sharks are dining at a well-to-do establishment (okay, so we’re gonna go down the sea life-who-live-just-like-humans-do-but-with-a-twist road) where Jack Black plays the son of a rather large shark, voiced by Robert De Niro. Young Lenny refuses to eat some seafood on the grounds that he’s, “a vegetarian.” Gasps ensue, as does hilarity, because he’s a shark, man! Sharks aren’t vegetarians! They’re carnivores! That goes against nature! Hilarious. Really, it is.

From the restaurant we get a horse race. Not just any horse race, mind you, but a seahorse race. A seahorse race. But that’s not the best part, you see, because just leaving it there would be another sea life-living-as-humans-but-with-a-twist convention. No, a fish, voiced by Will Smith, bets on a seahorse and it doesn’t win. It trips near the finish line. Smith shouts out to anyone who will listen to his insistent yammering, “Who trips under water?” Exactly what I’m thinking, Will. How does anyone trip under water? It’s craziness I tell you! It goes against nature.

Well, after a little more exposition, a moment I will save you from, we get the idea that that Will’s character is mistakenly seen as an almightily shark slayer after an unfortunate mishap with a boat’s anchor elevates his character’s standing in the aquatic community. Somehow, after a series of events where Smith hams his voice up for all it’s worth, touting his newly found street cred, he comes to the realization that he needs to slay another shark to remain in such high regard and that Jack Black’s shark character needs to disappear. It’s a little confusing, but I’m thinking there is some kind of running away from home/father/son issues going on in this film that will eventually end with a teary reunion for all. But, back in the trailer, and from out of nowhere, one of the best old school jams starts up, Car Wash, as there seems to be fish washing other fish in what I can only suspect is an exciting opportunity to see another example of sea life-living-as-humans-but-with-a-twist. I mean they’re in the water already, but yet they wash each other. It’s a terribly puzzling riddle but luckily I don’t care as we come to the one redeeming moment in the trailer. I have much love to give to an amusing dialogue exchange between De Niro and Martin Scorcese, who makes his first appearance in CGI, with multiple volleys back and forth using the word “what.” Very amusing.

This is bright looking trailer and picture. The colors don’t look anywhere near the natural palate in FINDING NEMO, and, to take it one step further, this film seems visually closer to taking an episode of the Snorks, snatching the clothes off a mid-seventies Doug Henning, pouring a gallon of childhood-grade tempera over everything and putting it all on a paint shaker for a week and turning it into small, animated pieces. I know that Dreamworks will probably rake it in for this film, on top of the colossal amounts it will make for SHREK 2, but I was categorically unimpressed with anything, with the exception of Bobby De Niro and Marty Scorsese, I saw in this trailer. I don’t know what this movie needs but kids will be beside themselves just to see this thing. My words are essentially moot and unimportant even as I write this.

DARKNESS (2002)

Director: Jaume Balaguero
Cast: Anna Paquin, Lena Olin, Iain Glen, Stephan Enquist, Giancarlo Giannini, Fele Martinez, Fermi Reixach
Release: June 18, 2004
Synopsis: A teenage girl (Paquin) moves into a remote countryside house with her family, only to discover that their gloomy new home has a horrifying past that threatens to destroy the family.

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Prognosis: Nice. Real Nice.

Creepy is good. Two year old creepy, sitting on a shelf somewhere looking for a domestic audience, is an inherently horrific and nervous place to be.

I am happy to see Anna Paquin jumping into the horror genre (I know some semantic specific folks might take umbrage for movies like this that “desecrate” what is true horror, but deal with it for right now.). I am hopeful that a certain cliché comes close to coming true which has everything to do with her getting scintillatingly wild with some forgettable dude before a psychotic ax murderer hopped up on lime Pixie Stix busts up the Cinemax after midnight nude fest. Alas, I know I will be disappointed on all levels pertaining to this flick but I’ll cheerfully take the fact that Anna is in this thing as compensation. She is, in actuality, one of the brightest spots for women in film that’s working today. She’s hasn’t had a lot of stupendous roles but you can’t deny her charm in X2, X-MEN or even in the PIANO. Horror, for her, is a new direction.

As a kid I grew up on a steady diet on Freddy, Jason, PHANTASM, SALEM’S LOT (still freaks me out to this day), and healthy doses of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRES (part two is a solid sequel, don’t kid yourself on this fact). What I like about this trailer, then, is the mood it creates. While it isn’t as exploitative as those others I mentioned, there is definitely a genuine effort here to make everything feel uneasy and slightly evil.

Right from the word go the trailer is bathed in blacks, grays, and very muted whites. Anna drops some foreshadowing that the kid that starts the trailer, a nearly pound for pound replica of the twerp from THE RING, is afraid of his own father. Good. Immediately there are some familial issues going on that are going unaddressed and will hopefully end, somehow someway, in some violence.

Cut to Anna picking up a phone, a creepy kid voice on the other end saying something crazy, but before you try to understand what the hell is being said, a lighting bolt flashes and the silhouettes of people sitting in chairs in front of Anna flickers quickly as the scene cuts away to a bloody hand and then an eerie, sustained banging on a door becomes the noise you incessantly hear as the other thespians are introduced. Let me say bravo to the filmmakers who used a tank topped Anna jiggling down a darkened hallway making my one wish (see intro) closer to coming true, for including a Lena Olin in this craziness, and for convincing Giancarlo Giannini to go along for what looks like a fairly thrilling ride.

After the intros are out of the way, and the sound of creepy banging continues in the audio background, it all stops to let Giancarlo let us all know, cliché trumpet please, “no one can stop it.” Stop what, you ask? I have no clue! And who cares as the last half of this trailer is filled with great cut scenes, a great soundtrack, a precision dropped F-bomb, ghostly kids (hey, did they rip a page out of How To Blend The Ring and The Devil’s Backbone handbook?), chicks screaming, and the best part of it all? It didn’t give away jack about what the hell is happening to this family. I don’t even know if they can be called a family, but I’m glad I don’t have that information.

Dimension, as a distributor, has been responsible for a good amount of flicks that live on the fringes of the video store shelf. BELOW, EQUILIBRIUM, and even the popular SCREAM come to mind, but it has also unleashed holy terror like MIMIC, HALLOWEEN: H20, PHANTOMS, yo, and even HIGHLANDER 3: ENDGAME. They have a good record and it seems to be that they either really nail what they’re selling because they believe it will find its audience, either at the theaters or the secondary video market, or they are dooming one more flaccid picture to the horrors of the cut out bin at the local Wal-Mart.

THE INCREDIBLES (2004)

Director: Brad Bird
Cast: Brad Bird, Holly Hunter, Samuel L. Jackson, Jason Lee, Craig T. Nelson, John Ratzenberger, Wallace Shawn, Sarah Vowell
Release: November 5, 2004
Synopsis: Bob Paar used to be one of the world’s greatest superheroes (known to all as “Mr. Incredible”), saving lives and fighting evil on a daily basis. But now, fifteen years later, Bob and his wife (a famous former superhero in her own right) have adopted civilian identities and retreated to the suburbs to live normal lives with their three kids. Now he’s a clock-punching insurance claims adjuster fighting boredom and a bulging waistline. Itching to get back into action, Bob gets his chance when a mysterious communication summons him to a remote island for a top-secret assignment.

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Prognosis: Positive.

The best way to say how much I enjoyed this trailer would be to say that I was smiling throughout the entire thing.

While FINDING NEMO ranked the lowest loved Pixar film for me (you really can only take so much of Albert Brooks’ neurotic voice for so long), it still fares better than anything else any other studio has tried to do using traditional animation techniques (raise your hand if you loved TREASURE PLANET. Thought so.) What makes Pixar so formidable as a company, and as a marketplace competitor, that specializes in computer generated movies is their focus on having a good, solid story that can be enjoyed by both the child and adult contingent of the movie going audience and is the basis, a foundation, to everything else they do. Most of the other studios give lip service to the fact that every animated story starts off with a good story but there is a reason why Pixar will continue to dominate this landscape. That’s why Dreamworks had a hit with Shrek and the same reason why THE INCREDIBLES looks like a fun romp of shared fun for all.

What is exciting about the trailer for THE INCREDIBLES is that it opens up bathed in a red hue. A camera sweeps through a CGI landscape of a city, the movie logos of Pixar’s previous adventures making it very clear to the kiddies what is coming, a creative way to prime the childhood mind before hitting them with the new stuff. Lest we believe that this will be an empty trailer of just hype and literally not one real substantive shot of footage, which is often the case for animated pictures, we get Mr. Incredible himself, Craig T. Nelson, in full regalia, tapping on a microphone and mumbling to himself about his strength in relation to the small mic bud he is supposed to be talking into. With the first gag out of the way, the trailer dumps some nitrous oxide into its engine as it starts showing extended clips, good clips, of the movie.

Not since TOY STORY have I wanted to see an animated feature like this. It shows so much for a movie that isn’t coming out until November. There is a great bit about the impenetrable, physical nature of Elastigirl’s battle suit (notice the attention to detail the rockets on the side are given) and Frozone’s diatribe on the nature of secret identities in relation to female to male relationships. The fact that Samuel L. Jackson is playing the part of Frozone is wonderfully delightful if for no other reason than his voice is such a resonant calling card of his abilities as an actor.

The music is reminiscent for the opening credits of MONSTERS INC. and the very last moments of this trailer can do nothing but leave you with a good feeling. Frozone lives in an apartment. He hangs his uniform on the wall for ease of use. It’s missing just when he needs it. Immediately, and I’m fairly sure it’s his wife he calls out to, he asks where his super suit is. He yells it out, actually, and gets a lippy answer in return. The ensuing outburst, Sam Jackson style, is heightened by his need to use it and save people while all he’s getting is attitude. Good stuff.

Brad Bird, the man behind the lens and script, should be known in animated circles for his work on the much maligned by many an audience when it was in the theater, THE IRON GIANT. He also wrote an insanely funny short on AMAZING STORIES which had about as much influence on my views about what was funny animation when I was a wee lad of about 10 when it aired as anything else. Some good things are in alignment to make this a great picture and I am sure, nearly positive, this will be another notch in the belt of Pixar.

May 14, 2004

Comics in Context #38: Minor League

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:13 am

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On the very night that I e-mailed to FilmForce my previous column, about Columbia Pictures’ deal with Major League Baseball to place Spider-Man symbols on the bases, it was announced that the deal was off. And the fun lay in listening to the strange whirring sounds that corporate spokespersons make as they spin. According to the New York Times (May 7, 2004), “Bob DuPuy, baseball’s president and chief operating officer, said, ‘We decided collectively that it wasn’t worth jeopardizing the entire feel-good promotion based on the fact that a few people seemed to object to a small feature of it.” Ah, but if it had only been “a few people,” they wouldn’t have backed off the deal, and certainly not so quickly. Again according to the Times, Columbia Pictures “had monitored polls on ESPN.com and AOL yesterday showing that fans were overwhelmingly against the idea of commercial endorsements on bases during the games. . . .” So let us thank the gods of technology for the Internet, which can puncture corporate self-delusions about what their audience wants.

How ironic that this should happen to Spider-Man, who is traditionally portrayed as the everyman, the underdog, the little guy who goes up against the big guys, the guy who’s continually broke but isn’t interested in making big bucks. For one day he instead became the character through whom corporate executives tried to sully the integrity of everyman’s sport, baseball. (Some articles about this dispute suggested that this was only a brief moment of resistance to the ongoing, inevitable further commercializing of the sport.) Columbia and Major League Baseball managed to turn their critics into real life J. Jonah Jamesons, but this time on the right side. What a tangled web Spidey wove, indeed. (Still, it gave David Letterman an excuse to talk about Spidey on his show; that’s always a pleasure to hear.)

But let us turn from baseball leagues to leagues of a different sort.

A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN

As testimony to its popularity and impact, there is now a parody of one of this column’s recurring topics, Alan Moore and Kevin O’Neill’s The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. This is “The Enclave of Incidental Individuals!, or Moore or Less!” in Claypool Comics’ Soulsearchers & Co. #65 (March 2004), co-plotted by Peter David and Richard Howell, scripted by David, edited by Howell, and with art by John Heebink and Al Milgrom.

This issue also features a characteristically, and enchantingly witty cover by Soulsearchers‘ original penciler, the amazing Amanda Conner, and inked by Steve Leialoha.

Were this an example the standard sort of comics parody that originated in Harvey Kurtzman’s Mad and has been imitated ever since in books like Marvel’s Not Brand Ecch and others, the “Enclave” story would merit no more than an appreciative but brief mention here. But, though “Enclave” does feature the expected broad burlesques of Moore’s series, it is also the vehicle for David’s and Howell’s explorations of some serious ideas that connect with certain continuing themes in this column. (As usual, in order to do a thoroughgoing lit crit analysis of a story, I will give away more about what happens than you may wish to know. So you may wish to read the story before reading the closing pages of this critique.)

I’ve discussed the small independent comics company Claypool and Soulsearchers before (see Comics in Context #9). Soulsearchers is that rare but valuable phenomenon in today’s comic book market, a comedy adventure series that is genuinely and consistently witty. The team after whom the series is named is a group who investigate and combat supernatural menaces; some team members have supernatural abilities themselves. (Soulsearchers may have followed Ghostbusters, but it debuted before Buffy‘s “Scooby Gang” or Angel Investigations.)

In this issue the only two team members who appear are newlyweds Bridget and Baraka, the latter being a benevolent demon from a hell out of Arabic mythology. Having encountered Lewis Carroll’s Cheshire Cat in the previous issue, Bridget and Baraka tumble, like Alice, through a portal into another time-space continuum, which turns out to be “the literary dimension,” nicknamed “lit/dim.”

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE

Though to my surprise she herself does not make this analogy, the Virgil who guides Bridget and Baraka through this literary realm is Portia Prinz of the Glamazons, an early alternative comics character whom Claypopol editor Richard Howell created back in the 1970s. (You may be aware of others who have used the name “Glamazons,” but, as far as I know, Howell was the first.) As the name “Glamazons” might suggest, Portia’s series was in part a variation on Wonder Woman with its Amazons”: both featured a race of immortal women, and, indeed, the Glamazons’ patron goddess, the black Afrodite, also shows up in this issue. (You may have seen the name “Afrodite” elsewhere, too, but, again, as far as I know, Richard was the first.)

But though they are both princesses, the resemblance between Portia and Wonder Woman stops there. Actually, Portia and the Glamazons remind me more of Jack Kirby’s Eternals: a race of immortals, each of whom cultivates a specialized interest and/or an eccentric persona. Hence, two of Portia’s friends, Appaloosa and Joette, are singers and musicians, and another, Sgt. Shrew String, who appears in this issue, might best be described as what Nick Fury might be like after a sex change operation.

Like Wonder Woman, Portia is, to quote her own words in this issue, “fabulously stunning”; in contrast with Wonder Woman, Portia’s specialty is not physical strength but sheer brain power. “I’m an intellectual titan,” Portia tells Bridget and Baraka, “not a magical goddess.” And, as you can see, she is not averse to saying so. In fact, she can exasperate other characters she meets. “Oh-h-h! You are the most aggravating ““ !” grouses Bridget at one point. Portia, with a big, beaming smile, cuts her off: “Thank you. I live for superlatives.”

And this brings me to the subject of the alleged “know-it-all” amid traditionally anti-intellectual American society. It’s a subject that affects comics. It’s been pointed out that Peter Parker, as originally depicted by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko, was the Good Son (albeit to his uncle and aunt), studious, devoted to his family: it wasn’t his fault that the popular kids like Flash Thompson and Liz Allan, arrogant, shallow, downright cruel, treated him like dirt. For the last decade and a half, at least, people, including some of Spider-Man’s own writers, dismiss the early Peter Parker as a “geek” and “nerd.” It’s even a subject that reaches into politics: in the last presidential election Al Gore was typed as the nerd/geek/wonk while George W. Bush was the regular guy, not particularly brilliant but fun to be with, with results that I will leave it to readers to discuss among themselves.

Elsewhere in popular culture, I recall an episode of The West Wing in which press secretary C.J. Cregg brings up a topic, and President Bartlet, a former academic, begins reeling off interesting facts about it. C.J., looking weary, tells him no one likes a “know-it-all” In another episode a staffer calls Bartlet a “nerd” to his face. Why can’t they be entertained by these dollops of knowledge? It’s not as if the staffers aren’t brainy themselves. Obviously series creator Aaron Sorkin and/or his writing staff knows this stuff Bartlet says. But it seems that even bright people are embarrassed about looking smart. (To Sorkin’s credit, later episodes questioned why the President should hide his level of intelligence from the American public in his campaign, and decided he shouldn’t.)

A few weeks ago I saw an episode of Disney’s House of Mouse on the Toon Disney channel (and more about this another time), in which Mickey Mouse gets annoyed with Professor Ludwig Von Drake for being a “know-it-all,” and, indeed in this episode Ludwig does seem rather full of himself. So Mickey challenges Professor Von Drake to answer correctly every question put to him in the course of the episode. Ludwig does just that, culminating with a tour de force in which he reels off the names of every classic Disney character in the audience of the show’s night club setting. This is the high point of the episode, and one might well assume delighted the show’s writers, who must be bright Disney aficionados themselves, as well as the viewers. But Ludwig overlooks naming one of them, himself (and I thought that Fred MacMurray was Disney’s Absent-Minded Professor) and Mickey wins the bet. As the episode closes, Minnie comforts Mickey, saying it’s all right not to know things.

Well, perhaps this was sincerely intended to let kids watching the show know that they need not be depressed if they’re not as smart as someone else. On the other hand, the episode seems to be saying that being smart isn’t a good thing.

Though House of Mouse plays Ludwig entirely for laughs, Ludwig was introduced in the debut season of Walt Disney’s NBC series The Wonderful World of Color to serve as a frequent host. Though funny, Ludwig was presented as a genuine authority on a wide variety of subjects, and could talk about serious subjects as well as introducing cartoons about his nephew Donald. In other words, here was an animated character who prized and exemplified knowledge. Hence, despite his comedic eccentricities, as a child I regarded Ludwig Von Drake as a role model. (Here’s another measure of how American pop culture has changed: as the frequent master of ceremonies for a show with a large audience of children, Walt Disney chose a character who was clearly elderly!)

Portia Prinz defies the anti-intellectualism in pop culture.

She takes a matter-of-fact pride in both her looks and her braininess. And, although supporting characters get annoyed by it, Portia’s high self-esteem, along with her ironic awareness of it, comes across as part of her charm. She is indeed smart and gorgeous, and her good-humored pleasure in the fact is infectious. (Howell also takes some of the sting off through Portia’s buddy, who jokes about her friend’s self-regard just as her fellow cigar aficionado, Ben Grimm, humorously undercuts his friend Reed Richards’ high-faluting speeches. Neither Shrew nor Ben show any malice toward the friend in question, but simply an affectionate tolerance.)

It turns out that it was Portia who had the Cheshire Cat bring Bridget and Baraka there. In other words, Joseph Campbell fans, Portia and the Cheshire Cat are heralds bringing the call to adventure, and Portia will also be acting as a mentor to our heroes, befitting her Greek mythological background and her status as a first generation Howell creation guiding his latter-day co-creations.

DILUTION AND DISSOLUTION

With Portia as tour guide, Bridget and Baraka arrive in the “literary dimension,” which David and Howell immediately establish as having a scope like Moore’s, albeit a scrambled geography: Beowulf and the monster Grendel, Mr. Bumble from Charles Dickens’ Oliver Twist (see Comics in Context #25 for another comics version of Bumble), and Anton Chekhov’s Three Sisters all co-habit within the same panel.

Bridget asks, “Is it my imagination or does the landscape keeps changing?” and Portia replies, “Yes to both questions.” The “Lit/Dim” is the product of the collective human imagination; this idea is comparable to Moore’s own remarks that the world of imagination has existed as long as the real world of humanity (see Comics in Context #37).

Portia explains further, “the Lit/Dim stems from human longing” and that people “can never decide on what they want. Luckily for all concerned, the more iconic aspects of said longing remain relatively fixed.” This makes me think of the malleability of continuity in mainstream comics nowadays, in which individual stories of the past, however classic, get dumped from the canon, and series may get rebooted in comics or in adaptations into other media over and over. Yet the essence of certain great characters, like Superman, Batman or Spider-Man remains relatively stable amidst this maelstrom of writers changing their minds.

Portia reveals the problem that she has brought Bridget and Baraka in to help solve: major characters (as examples we see portraits of Sherlock Holmes and Tarzan) are disappearing from the literary dimension. She explains that “lack of originality in the real world is causing the strip-mining of the truly great characters The more often such paucity of imagination is displayed, the more it simply eats away at the life force that perpetuates the greats.”

In other words, lesser writers who make use of the great creations of their betters of the past, turning out lesser works, diminish the mythic power of those great characters. As we shall see, the lesser writers may distort those characters as well.

“You might say it dilutes them,” Portia says. “Enough dilution and they lose their effectiveness as great creations. . .and fade away entirely.”

Think of public domain characters, such as the ones that Moore draws upon in League. How many of the more recent books and movies and television series with versions of Dracula or Sherlock Holmes even approach the greatness of the originals? (What might Bram Stoker think of what movie director Stephen Sommers has just done with Dr. Van Helsing?)

Legal theorist Lawrence Lessig and others have been recently argued against the extension of longrunning copyrights; press reports on this movement spotlight the Walt Disney Company’s so far successful efforts to keep Mickey Mouse from entering the public domain. The articles I’ve read tend to take Lessig’s side, as he burbles on about the great array of creations that will arise once anyone can legally use Mickey. I wish that I’d see more articles presenting the other side. There are companies that are founded on specific intellectual properties. Can we really imagine Disney without Mickey, who is not only the symbol of the company, but the leading icon of its canon of animation and its theme parks? Can we imagine Warners Animation without Bugs Bunny, or DC Comics without Superman, or Marvel without Spider-Man? What would these characters be worth if everyone is allowed to do his own versions? I predict dilution aplenty: there’ll be the porn versions of Mickey and more. A recent article in the New York Times (Sunday, April 18, 2004) in which various artists create their own versions of Mickey, inadvertently demonstrates the horrors that await. (This article will be further addressed in a future column.) Maybe there’s a point to having an official custodian of the character.

But that’s not the entire solution, either. Look at how many hundreds of mediocre and downright bad stories have been produced at Marvel and DC about some of their genuinely great characters. With rare exceptions, like Neil Gaiman’s Morpheus, whom only Gaiman has so far been allowed to write, how many leading DC or Marvel characters have not undergone “dilution”?

Bridget comments that such “dilution” “sounds like literary hell,” whereupon Portia remarks that she once visited a number of literary hells, including Dante’s Inferno, that of Milton’s Satan (see Comics in Context #37 for more about him), and even that of Jean-Paul Sartre’s Huit Clos (which Portia assumes we will translate as “No Exit”). As footnoted, this was in Portia Prinz Vol. II #1, back in 1986 (I remember reading it), and this serves as further evidence that Moore is far from the first person to mix the worlds of different literary fictions together, even in comics.

LOOK FOR THE SILVER LINING

This issue of Soulsearchers strikes me as something of a satiric comics equivalent of a Shavian play of ideas, for now, under Bridget’s prodding, Portia extends her theorizing into a new area. Speaking of the “dilution” of classic characters, Bridget asks, “Is this part of why people have become so cynical?”

“Oh, yes,” agrees Portia, “and why the heroes are nearly indistinguishable from the villains nowadays.. . The absence of true, classic heroes creates a vacuum. ““ and nature abhors a vacuum, which means one is left with ““ ” While some of us admire Portia’s perfect use of grammar, Shrew finishes her sentence with an image out of the Hoover catalog: “Heroes who suck.”

Dilution, it seems, also entails distortion. Through misuse and misinterpretation, the characters are no longer such powerful archetypes of good and evil.

Regular readers of this column can see where I am heading: this Soulsearchers story is yet another manifestation of comics’ Neo-Silver movement, a longing for classic heroes after the grim and grittiness of the last two decades in comics. Certainly Peter David and Richard Howell, Baby Boomers who grew up with the comics of the Silver Age, fit the profile of Neo-Silver creators.

As I have thought about Moore’s League, I have come to realize that it represents another aspect of the movement that takes it beyond comics. Moore is something of a paradox: his series like Watchmen and Miracleman are landmark works in creating a darker, more morally complex vision of the superhero genre. And yet his Superman story, “Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow,” though incorporating genuinely tragic elements, is the first Neo-Silver tale. His 1963 series and his work on Supreme were variations on Silver Age stories, though what I’ve seen of them was too parodic for my taste.

Moore’s work on his America’s Best Comics line reaches further back than the Silver Age, coming up with contemporary reworkings of archetypal characters from Golden Age comics or even their pulp forebears: hence Doc Savage inspires Moore’s Tom Strong.

Moore has described his League of Extraordinary Gentlemen as originating in his effort to trace contemporary superheroes back to their roots in Victorian English science fiction and fantasy. League acknowledges the present by incorporating contemporary concerns and explorations of character, such as Mina’s sexual trauma and Quatermain’s addiction. But in reviving so many great Victorian characters and, despite their flaws, presenting them as genuinely, classically heroic (or villainous) figures, Moore is pursuing the same method as the Neo-Silver writers. Perhaps I need to find a new word to describe this movement, to demonstrate that it involves more than the Silver Age superheroes. Perhaps I should call these writers the Neo-Classicists.

THE MINOR LEAGUERS

Let’s return to the story at hand. With the great heroes having vanished from the literary dimension, we are left with the “heroes who suck”: supporting characters from famous works. This is the Enclave of Incidental Individuals, comprised of Inspector Lestrade from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes stories; Ezzy, a virtually (and understandably) forgotten stereotypical black maid from Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Tarzan; H.G. Wells’s Time Traveler from The Time Machine; Jules Verne’s Passepartout, Phileas Fogg’s valet from Around the World in 80 Days; the mad, bug-eating Renfield from Bram Stoker’s Dracula; and a talking Martian from Wells’s The War of the Worlds.

In Wells’s War, as well as Moore’s retelling in League Vol. 2, the Martians were killed off by Earth germs; the Enclave’s Martian survived but seems to have a permanently running nose, if “nose” is actually the proper terminology.

Passepartout explains that he is “not, as many mistakenly believe, remotely Mexican,” an allusion to Cantinflas’ portrayal of him in the famous movie version of Verne’s book. (Neither the Enclave’s Passepartout nor Howell and David betray any awareness that soon many people will assume he is Chinese: Jackie Chan plays him in Disney’s new remake.) Especially on page 9, the Enclave’s Passepartout looks like someone out of Herge’s world-spanning Tintin, appropriately enough.

The Time Traveler shouldn’t be in this group, since he is the star of his book. He claims to have avoided dilution because Wells never gave his real name in The Time Machine. I don’t find that particularly convincing: the Time Traveler has fallen into other authorial hands, too, including Moore’s in the backup story in League Volume 1. Indeed, by intention or coincidence, the Enclave’s Time Traveler bears a slight resemblance to Rod Taylor, who played him in the MGM movie version.

It is pointed out that some of these supporting characters have also turned up in pastiches or adaptations of the original stories in which they appeared. So how did they so far avoid dilution? Lestrade says that “it’s a matter of focus.” He explains that no one has starred him in his own stories. However, I think a better point might be that the writers of new Sherlock Holmes stories (or adapters of the originals) feel less motivated to tinker with a minor character like Lestrade, so he tends to remain recognizably himself. Ezzy points out that she gets entirely left alone by modern-day writers because she is considered too politically incorrect to use. (David and Howell do include some subtle references to Gone with the Wind, through whose continuing popularity stereotypical black characters linger on, and the recent parody/pastiche it inspired, The Wind Done Gone.)

The Enclave receives a ghostly visitation from yet another 19th century character, “the lost Lenore,” the beloved of the narrator of Edgar Allan Poe’s poem The Raven. Here she speaks a pastiche poem that in a cleverly imitation of The Raven‘s rather rigid rhythms and rhyme scheme, complete with its own jab at “grand theft author crimes forsaken/for their homage projects makin’. . . .”

As the Enclave, Portia and company head off to the mystery villain’s lair via blimp power, the readers may observe that, like League, this story puts jokes and allusions in its backgrounds, too. A signpost bears signs pointing to various locales, some entirely fictional, such as Middle-earth and Lankhmar, while others are real places about which fictions have been written, including Troy and Dublin. The Dublin of James Joyce’s Ulysses is depicted in such elaborate detail that it is a genuine fictional counterpart to the real city. The Troy of Homer’s Iliad is grander than the actual city appears to have been; Time (May 10, 2004) quotes Nigel Phelps, production designer for the new Troy movie as saying that the real “Troy just didn’t have the size or the spectacle the movie demanded. . .most of the buildings were maybe 10-ft. high and made of mud.” One sign points to Verona, where Shakespeare set Romeo and Juliet. Nearby stands an Italianate building with the requisite balcony, but the wall bears the graffiti “Shark vs. Jets,” a reference to the famed reworking of Shakespeare’s play, West Side Story.

One character comments that it was “lucky” that Lenore turned up to tell them where to go. Lestrade replies that “At Scotland Yard, we prefer the term ‘contrivance.'” This reminds me of Sir Richard Reed’s theory in Neil Gaiman’s 1602 that he lives in a universe governed by “the laws of story.” Lestrade appears to be at least partly aware that the “literary dimension” functions the same way.

When the heroes arrive at the docks, there are background references to not only the Iliad, but the Odyssey, and, leaping ahead several millennia, Moby Dick.

Continuing her own theorizing, Portia observes, “An interesting side note is that these supposedly-dated characters provide an originality and innocence in this post-proto-modernist world of writing.” This is yet another indication of the Neo-Silver sensibility at work in this story. Neo-Silver works are reactions against the grim and grittiness of the last two decades of comics and against ironic subversions of the heroic adventure genre. As Portia suggests, these classic characters from the past, when treated correctly, convey qualities that today once again seem fresh and vital.

DISTORTION AND DISAPPEARANCE

Entering the villain’s lair, Lestrade suspects that Holmes’s archfoe Professor Moriarty is behind this. Shrew responds, “Your instinct is in another series entirely.” This, perhaps, suggests that Shrew is even more aware than Lestrade that they are operating within a fiction. By another series she may be referring to the Sherlock Holmes canon, or possibly even to the fact that Moriarty is the lead villain in League Volume 1.

Now even Enclave members begin to succumb to disappearance through dilution. Passepartout vanishes, allegedly because a Canadian TV company has just concocted a bad television series for him. (Maybe the new Asian version of Passepartout might have served as a better excuse for his disappearance.)

Out rush the Three Musketeers, but as they appeared in the 1993 Disney remake: the likenesses of Kiefer Sutherland and Oliver Platt are actually rather good. The terrible trio shout “Dude!” as their battle cry, and Portia explains that “They were condemned to remain in limbo until an even worse version of the Dumas classic was made ““ if possible.” And yet it did prove possible, as the more recent The Musketeer, which Portia calls “The Male Model Musketeer.”

Here David and Howell are making clear that they are not just talking about bad new stories about classic characters, but bad adaptations of the characters’ original tales. Moreover, David and Howell are targeting distortions of the original characters and their stories. In the case of The Three Musketeers, they are pointing specifically to supposed updatings along the lines of then-current trends that instead undercut the strength of the original material. Aramis refers to his “Aramis cologne,” so perhaps here the authors are also observing how iconic characters get transformed by business into commercial shills.

And again, as with Passepartout, David and Howell are possibly unaware of yet another dilution on the way: Disney is releasing yet another Three Musketeers later this year on video, this one starring Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy in the title roles. (But this actually might be fun, and you should not be surprised to see it reviewed in this column later this year.)

For that or some other reason, the Disney live action Musketeers disappear. “Characters are vanishing before our eyes!” Portia, again careful about grammar and clarity in writing, asks, “So-o-o-o you’re worried your eyes will vanish next?” Instead it’s Lestrade who disappears. According to the Cheshire Cat, that’s because he was just put in a new, gay-themed series in which “Lestrade’s got a big ol’ yen for Holmes.” Thus David and Howell target yet another way in which contemporary writers can distort literary characters from the past. The Cheshire Cat adds, “You won’t be seeing Alfred the butler around anytime soon.” This is not only an indication that what Howell and David are saying about the “dilution” of classic characters in prose also applies to great comics characters, but is perhaps also an allusion to Dr. Fredric Wertham’s notorious misreading of Batman. Characters can also be “diluted” and distorted through gross misinterpretation.

Now David and Howell demonstrate how their arguments apply to comic characters by subjecting Bridget and Baraka to this kind of distortion. The mystery villain uses gas to put both Soulsearchers to sleep and in his power. Baraka finds himself transformed visually into a big-headed midget holding a pitchfork, such as one might see in an old Harvey comic, prompting his comment, “I know I’m Hot Stuff, but this is way too literal!” (Bridget even affectionately called him “Hot Stuff” earlier in this issue, something I only noticed on my third reading.)

The unseen villain tells him, “We’re just trying to make you more kid-accessible. You know. . .like at Marble [sic] Comics.” Baraka angrily retorts, “I will not be kiddified in order to pander our adventures to your concept of child intelligence!”

Well, Baraka clearly doesn’t meet Portia’s exalted grammatical standards (“pander” is an intransitive verb) but he makes the author’s point. David and Howell are attacking the way that the corporate owners of intellectual property can mandate the distortion of the artistic integrity of characters, and the intentions of their creators. The mystery villain taunts Baraka that “nothing is sacred. Any concept that be twisted to pander to the taste of modern audiences.”

It is intriguing to see that “Marble” is here accused of dumbing its characters down to appeal to a juvenile audience. It seems only a short time ago that Marvel’s Max line was trying to reach an older audience by giving us a Nick Fury who spoke on-panel obscenities, as if that was the definition of mature art. So now Marvel has allegedly reversed course and is chasing an audience of children, as if the market hadn’t irreversibly become dominated by teens and adults decades ago.

Meanwhile Bridget goes “all retro,” abruptly transformed into a modern-day counterpart to Millie the Model. I don’t know if David and Howell have some recent change in comics that they are parodying here. But the brainwashed Bridget’s banter about her “own doll line” that will be “a Diamond exclusive” suggests that they may be aiming at changes in characters driven by merchandising concerns. Reverting to her true personality, Bridget protests, “I don’t want to be arbitrarily changed! If I change. . .it should be organic, a natural progression. . . .”

DIMINUTION AND DENOUEMENT

Having woken from their trances, Bridget and Baraka and their allies find themselves tied to the “Wheel of Mishegoss,” noted as being from a “Just’a League” comic. That’s a reference to Professor Amos Fortune’s Wheel of Misfortune from the cover of an early Justice League of America comic (and I was only recently saying it should have been referenced in the JLA/Avengers limited series!).

Thinking back to the War of the Worlds, the Enclave’s Martian starts quoting Chuck Jones’s Marvin the Martian: “Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!” Moore went to so much trouble in League Volume 2 to meld various fictional versions of Mars together in Vol. 2 but he didn’t get to the Looney Tunes version.

I have decided to be good and not reveal the identity of the mystery villain, though I will say that his motives make no sense to me. If he is upset by lesser writers diluting and draining “creative energies” from classic literary creations including himself, why is he trying to speed up the process? But his wheel drains the remaining Enclave members of those energies and they disappear.

Bridget declares that she won’t be affected by the wheel because “we’re real ““ not. . .not fictional characters!” Portia knowingly replies “You don’t get out much, do you, dear?” More than Lestrade or Shrew had, Portia thus demonstrates clear knowledge that she and her allies are fictional characters. Portia and John Byrne’s similarly aware She-Hulk should compare notes.

I will also allow you readers to discover for yourselves how Bridget, Baraka, Portia and Shrew manage to escape from the wheel.

Once free, to the villain’s and perhaps the reader’s surprise, Portia voices the other side of the argument over “recycled culture.” She tells the villain, “It’s what one does with the source material that matters. As Landor wrote of Shakespeare: ‘He was more original than his originals. He breathed upon dead bodies and brought them into life ““ !'” Portia is here referring to the fact that most of Shakespeare’s plays were based on history or were adaptations of previous works, not original plots.

Portia goes on: “Furthermore, Bayles’ ‘Dictionaire historique et Critique’ maintains that there is “not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book than in being the first author of that thought.'” (Mr. Howell has informed me that these two quotations constitute a Bartlett pair.)

The reader may have been wondering as he or she goes through this story whether David and Howell are actually condemning Moore for recycling classic characters in League. But perhaps they are not. After all, they themselves have incorporated characters created by authors of the past into this very issue. Moreover, Peter David is well known and justly celebrated for writing significant work set in fictional universes created by the likes of Stan Lee and Jack Kirby and Gene Roddenberry. Howell’s Glamazons are inspired by William Moulton Marston’s Amazons, who are in turn inspired by the Amazons of Greek mythology, and Portia herself once went on a League-style journey through other author’s hells, as she mentioned earlier. Much as David and Howell’s story attacks hackwork, their specific parody of Moore’s League seems affectionate.

In the DC and Marvel Universes, the original creators of characters and concepts do not get to control them. As noted, this results in loads of bad and mediocre stories. Then again, the creators of great comics characters are not always the best people to guide their series indefinitely: their creativity may ebb, or they may prove unable to change with the times. Eventually Bob Kane and his ghosts had to depart Batman in order for the series to remain artistically vital and continue to evolve.

Moreover, the fact that new generations of writers, artists and editors get to work on classic characters makes it possible for innovative talents to develop the characters in new, artistically valid ways that reveal new facets of the original creation. For example, the groundbreaking work of Denny O’Neil and Neal Adams, Steve Englehart and Marshall Rogers, and Frank Miller and David Mazzucchelli on Batman produced not only artistic and literary high points in the character history while remaining faithful to creators Bob Kane and Bill Finger’s original concept.

Portia can see both sides of the issue, whereas the mystery villain can only see one; she recognizes that truly inspired creators can build on the work of the past, while the villain refuses to acknowledge any distinction between the talented and less talented. He grouses that “it’s just hacks standing on the shoulders of giants,” though he seems oblivious to the way this visual image applies to himself (you’ll have to see it).

At least the villain smashes right through the fourth wall as he makes his exit, complaining that he won’t get “any understanding from independent comics characters. . .who’ve always been written only by their creators ““ !”

So the issue of Soulsearchers leaves us with a creative issue that is too complex to easily be resolved. As the Cheshire Cat (himself a character borrowed from a great author of the past) observes on the last page, “Fictional icon’s’ll always be vulnerable to bad remakes and creative theft. . . .” Afrodite states that such iconic characters possess “purity of concept. . . and immortal value.” So, if one is to create new work based on the iconic characters of the past, his or her duty is to understand and adhere to that conceptual purity as well as possible. That’s why informed critics play an important role in evaluating new work about established characters and series in the context of the great work of the past. And that, after all, is what this column is about. Even a critic is, in effect, creating a work of art inspired by the works of others.

–Copyright 2004 Peter Sanderson

Trailer Park: Let’s See Yo’ ID

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By Christopher Stipp

May 14, 2004

LET’S SEE YO’ ID

Without messing around, and with the exception of paraphrasing some Ice Cube above, the trailer that is running for THE BOURNE SUPREMACY has some great weight behind it. Without a doubt there is car chasing much gritter-looking than anything in THE ITALIAN JOB and a little more explosive action than in RONIN. While the latter mixed foreign cities with 4-wheel action with great effectiveness, I do hope BOURNE replicates its sleeper status as a great, well-thought-out action pic. If you do yourself a favor this week and have the chance to look at least one of these movies, make it this one. Trailers can only tell so much, and can hide a lot, but the advertising for this flick sells a pile of crap well if that’s the case.

That’s all I need to yammer on about for this week so if the mood hits you right and you just want to let it go, shoot an email and let me know whatever random thought crosses your mind.

Enjoy.

SPEILBURGH (2004)

Director: Andrew W. Zehner
Cast: Sam Nicotero, John Williams, Grant Bhyron, Madeliene Gainers, Billie-Jo Stewart
Release: April 10th, 2004
Synopsis: Wanna-be filmmaker Steven Speilburgh gets wrapped up in a mob-organized drug ring when ecstasy gets delivered to the theatre in candy boxes. If you’re a fan of MALLRATS and CLERKS… You’ll love this back and forth comedy about movie theatre employees and the situations they “try” and handle. Remember…His name may sound the same as a big time director, but this time the adventure isn’t on the big screen…it’s in the lobby.

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Prognosis: Positive.

It’s nice to see so many people take a stab at comedy in the independent market. While there are some missteps and awkward moments of dialogue here, there are some elements to this trailer that prevent this movie from going into a complete freefall.

The trailer does itself a favor with being tongue-in-cheek about the name thing right from the start. The comparison to the legendary filmmaker Spielberg and the guy in this movie who is a director on a smaller scale with the name of Speilburgh is a good premise. As with any movie created around a comedic premise the question then becomes whether the movie can elevate itself over that and produce something amusing.

One of the first people, nay, the very first person, we see on the screen, is a fairly tight shot of Speilburgh’s boss. His name is irrelevant as his appearance says it all in spades. He’s a wide lapel wearing, scummy looking, prototypical tyrant of the working class he most definitely is and the guy, in all his sleaziness, admonishes our protagonist, Speilburgh, for being late to work. It’s a little over-the-top (not to be confused with the Stallone stalwart), but comedy can be that way and it’s fine.

We get to see that Speilburgh works in a theater, imagine that, and we are introduced to his co-workers. We get an obnoxious, lippy friend; a hot chick, possibly the guy’s girlfriend; a retard who rips tickets (no one likes a retard for comedic effect more than me); another girl who works the frontline with Speilburgh; and then we get some unseemly guys who come looking for the Speilburgh’s manager, not knowing he inadvertently OD’s on some ecstasy in the previous ten seconds of film, and who start trouble with the rest of the movie theater crew in pursuit of the drugs which seem to belong to them. Somehow through this convoluted concoction there is a semblance of plot and manages to be quite funny.

The best friend role, played by a guy who is easily a ringer for Joe Lo Truglio of MTV’s defunct The State sketch comedy series, does his job well as he tries to explain to Speilburgh that what looks like packages of Junior Mints is a little more powerful than your average chocolate. Even Jay, the ticket ripping retard, has some Screech-like qualities that are likable and could afford to give the film more than a couple good moments of fun. However, as with everything, there are some points of contention.

The goombas sent to pick up the drugs seem flimsy facsimiles of the real thing; I want to believe these guys can do some damage, bust a kneecap or punch in a face, but I’m not really feeling it. We also get some random guy who leads the very same heavies to the deceased manager and says matter-of-factly, “I see dead people.” I wasn’t sure if it was supposed to be ironic, funny or seriously out of place. Another line that made me question some of the other dialogue is when one of the guys who is shaking down the joint gets pinned on the ground, and is visibly upset, and let’s us all know that Speilburgh is dead but he, “just doesn’t know it yet.” Thanks, Brandon Lee, I knew you were still alive out there in the great beyond. We do, however, get some redemption in the form of Speilburgh as action hero, armed with nothing but a pellet gun. I liked this kind of thing in MEN AT WORK (Charlie Sheen’s best cinematic work to date) and VACATION and I like it here. This kind of situation also reminds me of the Ben Stiller parody of DIE HARD in a grocery store. It has an absurdist element that plays really well in the few moments we have to digest it.

One of the marks of good art is what it can evoke. Film is no different. While I do think there are some groaner lines and uninspired camera work in places I would still want to see this thing from start to finish if for no other reason than the film has promise to be better as a sum of all of its parts. The Farrelly’s aren’t known for their great use of cinematography, and not every joke of theirs sail out of the park, but they do have a handle on how to pace a comedy. If the trailer is any indication, this film has the potential of being a very effective comedy but only if there’s real originality, and not a gimmick, at its core.

BEFORE SUNSET (2004)

Director: Richard Linklater
Cast: Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy, Richard Linklater
Release: July 2, 2004 (Limited)
Synopsis: It’s nine years after Jesse and Celine first met in BEFORE SUNRISE. Now, they encounter one another on the French leg of Jesse’s book tour.

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Prognosis: Positive.

I would like to see this film. I want to see this film.

Apart from being one of the better actors to have successfully gone through puberty on screen, Ethan Hawke definitely has a modicum of talent. While TRAINING DAY was certainly a watershed moment for his popular movie man image, nothing can hold a candle to the EXPLORERS; when that treasure of a film, embodying many childhood fantasies of my own, comes on Saturday afternoon television, usually between a Billy Mays infomercial for Oxi Clean and an Andy Griffith marathon, life just stops. I could easily watch that film again and again. It is of concern to me, then, that the original movie that is this current film’s bookend, BEFORE SUNRISE, is something I have yet to experience. Watching the opening to this trailer, and seeing the Ethan Hawke I couldn’t stomach almost a decade ago, I could possibly see why that is the case.

It is of no surprise, then, that the trailer starts with Ethan circa 1995 (the hip, urban Ethan. The I-can-be-a-novelist-too Ethan. The REALITY BITES, but not for Ethan, pre-GATTACA Ethan.) While I can appreciate Richard Linklater’s ability as a filmmaker, the movie drips schmaltzy romanticism in a way that even now I have a hard time appreciating. However, as the premise unfolds, and as Ethan woos Ms. Delpy for the first time in Vienna I like where it is going. The two of them explore what “could be” with a complete stranger as they spend one evening together; fine, a little carnival action, a little kissy kissy, and a quick hump. I’m thankful I could sum it up in so few words.

Fast-forward nine years and the trailer opens anew with some Ang Lee HULK split screen action, one of a few times it does this, as Ethan pops in a small shop in Paris to see his old one-night stand. This is the kind of situation usually reserved for Ricki Lake but the moment is demure and sweet. In the nine years since, we can see that Delpy has aged well (girl is as plain as the missionary position, but it’s nice to see a woman with a very pleasing aesthetic in a role that would otherwise be filled by a young bimbo.) and that Ethan needs to eat a sandwich or two. Seriously. The man looks gaunt, even giving him 10 pounds of camera weight. The two of them then bound off for an afternoon in what one thinks will be an exploration of what could be with someone who could have been. Again, it’s kind of sweet.

The movie seems to be all about them. There is lots of talking seems to be the order of the day, and that’s really fine by me, as this is Linklater and in his hands this, hopefully, will be a nice elevation above FRENCH KISS and FORGET PARIS where there the city of Paris is treated with a romanticism that invades the plot needlessly. There are great punctuating moments of Ethan talking about the nature of his infatuation for Delpy and how he is a man on the verge of dissolving into molecules. It’s sappy and all that crap but I am going on the record as I will happily go willingly, even making her think it’s one of “her” selections so I can have an excuse to see SPIDER-MAN 2 the following weekend, a film this is ostensibly trying to counter-program against.

I would also like to point out, if you do check out the trailer, and like the music running underneath it, to pick up Long Distance by Parisian’s own Ivy. They were, without compunction, the perfect choice for this trailer and it’s nice to give props to trailers that incorporate a nice sound without bringing out old pop standards from the 80’s or 90’s that severely ill fit a trailer’s storyline.

COLLATERAL (2004)

Director: Michael Mann
Cast: Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx, Jada Pinkett Smith, Mark Ruffalo, Peter Berg, Bruce McGill
Release: August 6, 2004
Synopsis: Foxx plays a Los Angeles cab driver forced to serve as a chauffeur to a contract killer (Cruise) on a string of hits. Ruffalo will star as a detective on the trail of Cruise’s character.

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Prognosis: Positive.

Jaime Foxx as an unsuspecting cab driver, and possible comedic foil, to Tom Cruise’s violent hit man isn’t really selling me in this trailer.

As the trailer opens up Foxx is gets his cab ready for a paying fare, picks up Cruise, and they have a small conversation. While this seemingly simplistic series of events unfold, the shots of downtown L.A. fade in/fade out/fade in/fade out. It takes a few moments for the trailer to get into the groove of things but it sets the story up quick and that gets applause from me. Cruise speaks off-screen, telling Foxx what he would like to hire him for the night, and this is very effective for two reasons. 1) People who see this in the theater won’t become enamored with Cruise as they whisper to their significant other “we’ve got to see this because Tom Cruise is in it” and miss the point of what is happening on the screen and 2) It allows the eye to soak in the nighttime of L.A. and understand this movie starts and ends in one night.

LAX at night, a helicopter following the streets below and using L.A. for the backdrop, images that flood the screen as the trailer unfolds, evokes images from HEAT and I cannot say for sure if that was more coincidental than it was intentional, but it did get me back into the same mood about why I loved Mann’s 1995 ode to contemporary police work, police life and the bad guys who run roughshod all over them. The trailer exudes a kind of confidence that Mann knows how to capture.

The mood changes, however, as we get a good look at silver-haired Cruise as he strides forward out of the camera’s view, leaving us with a not so desirable look at Foxx enjoying a hoagie inside his cab. Essentially, a body falls on the car (the windows blowing out always make a great effect regardless of the make or model, be that Hyundai or Yugo), Foxx gets out, stunned, and Tom, glibly, fesses that he’s the one who killed the guy. They stand there. Somehow it feels awkward. Before anyone gets the chance to think about why Foxx is standing there like a bumbling idiot and not trying to beat down a man who is not currently holding his gun (dumbass), Cruise’s voice chimes in that Foxx will drive him around in his cab, let him do this thing, and should Foxx do it to plan he “might make it through the night.” I know, it’s a groaner of a line but I am sure men all across the land will be inspired to see the movie based on that sound bite.

The quick clips start shuffling in from there: there’s a shot of a gun loading, of Tom running, some chairs breaking glass, a coyote crossing the street (!), some night clubbing, some of Tom trying a new dance technique called the head bob and weave, of Foxx trying to look cool, of Tom shooting a gun between his legs while on his tuchus (As Men on Film would say, “I ain’t even gonna touch it.”), and even some more glass shattering. After seeing this trailer the film feels like something out of a Nakatomi high rise auctioneer in downtown L.A. with the exception that this takes place on the street. And where the hell is Ruffalo in all of this? Nowhere to be found in this trailer, I say.

Michael Mann likes taking his time between directing. In the “˜90s he only directed three vehicles (THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS, HEAT and THE INSIDER) so hopefully this will be a movie worth the extended wait since his last project, 2001’s ALI. If it isn’t, which could happen if Foxx feels the need to be a much not needed comedic relief character, then we need only wait until next year when Cruise and Mann team up again in THE FEW.

CATWOMAN (2004)

Director: Pitof
Cast: Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, Benjamin Bratt, Lambert Wilson, Alex Borstein, Michael Massee, Frances McDormand
Release: July 23, 2004
Synopsis: Catwoman is the story of shy, sensitive artist Patience Philips (Halle Berry), a woman who can’t seem to stop apologizing for her own existence. She works as a graphic designer for Hedare Beauty, a mammoth cosmetics company on the verge of releasing a revolutionary anti-aging product. When Patience inadvertently happens upon a dark secret her employer is hiding, she finds herself in the middle of a corporate conspiracy. What happens next changes Patience forever. In a mystical twist of fate, she is transformed into a woman with the strength, speed, agility and ultra-keen senses of a cat. With her newfound prowess and feline intuition, Patience becomes Catwoman, a sleek and stealthy creature balancing on the thin line between good and bad. Like any wildcat, she’s dangerous, elusive and untamed. Her adventures are complicated by a burgeoning relationship with Tom Lone (Benjamin Bratt), a cop who has fallen for Patience but cannot shake his fascination with the mysterious Catwoman, who appears to be responsible for a string of crime sprees plaguing the city.

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Prognosis: Um, yeah, about as solid of a Negative as they come.

Ok. The fan boy complaints are at a din, although I couldn’t really tell that for sure as the sounds of nerds everywhere falling over on their pocket protectors and comic books (hermetically sealed in Polypropylene bags with 6 3/4 x 10 3/8 acid free backing boards, of course), laughing at all the advance photos of Catwoman are almost too loud to differentiate between the two.

I will not speak here on any authority about the Catwoman franchise in the DC universe; I parked my hooptie ride and threw away my keys over at Marvel almost two decades ago after seeing a sweet commercial for what I thought was a G.I. Joe cartoon only for the announcer man to tell me to check out the rest in that month’s issue of the G.I. Joe comic series. It was a sleazy tactic to move books as I bought into it and have never looked at another publishing house longingly ever since. It is with a little authority, then, that I speak to the larcenous way in which Patience Philips, Halle Berry, embodies a character that should have been envisioned differently. Watching the trailer, though, to a certain point, almost everything looks like it was in place.

“From a life that was taken”¦”

Some nice looking, and silent, script appears on the screen; it’s one of the best uses of it so far this year as we’re saved from a crappy voice over. A body floats in the water (“Ooo”¦is that a dead woman?”) with a bright, shimmering light shining above it.

“A new one will be born.”

There is some good, stock techno pumping that punctuates the beginning and then pops up in the middle of the trailer that helps this thing along and after we get some flashes of something landing on its feet (“Could it be her? I don’t know!”) there is absolutely no reason to be a playa hater just yet. We get a superb close-up shot of a muddy faced Halle (“Is that a Revlon mask?”) who then opens her eyes to reveal a normal pupil that turns into, gasp, a cat’s eye; I’ve liked this look ever since I felt drawn to it by Nastassja Kinski’s milky white face on the CAT PEOPLE tape cover; it’s the VHS copy that keeps creeping me out at Blockbuster as I troll around the horror section since 1984.

Halle is looking feline fine as she straddles a motor bike, sans suit, off to deliver some pussy payback of some sort I guess. There is then a quick shot of her falling, sans suit, and landing on her hands of course. So far everything is popping on all cylinders. Warner Brothers should have been creaming themselves with anticipation to this point. This is when we see the cat suit.

Um, yeah, I’ve heard of visualization techniques that can help destroy any urge, impulse, desire or path to gratification. This is probably one of the longest seeing-your-grandmother-in-her-underwear visual aides that will provide many a lustful soul gain control of themselves. I can’t decide if the “cat suit,” if you’ll allow me to be so bold to call those shredded ribbons of leather puke a suit of some kind in the first place, is just funny because it looks that way or if it’s because the suit is emblematic of the way Warner Brothers is cobbling together their comic book hero franchise films. I feel embarrassed for the fans that have to endure such “creative freedom” from people ignorant of the simple, basic ways to treat these kinds of properties. First step is respect, kids.

I won’t scold anyone for anything that isn’t already in that trailer, that’s for real fans to do on their websites, (OMG! CAN YOU BELIEF THAT SOOT? ROTFL! PWN3D!) but if Halle walking around, twirling a bullwhip over her head with as much sexiness as a two-dollar hooker in heat, is any indication, this will be a very interesting opening weekend when it comes. The director, Pitof, has been responsible for some fine visual effects work on ALIEN: RESURRECTION (as to much was his work, and not the lackeys who never get any love, I cannot quantify) and this will be his first real American, directorial project. I hope there is something beneath the surface that will prove me wrong. Alienating the base that buys the company’s books every Wednesday and who are rather vocal already about the appearance of Catwoman, and, I might add, constitute a good chunk of ticket sales and demographic spending power, doesn’t seem like a brilliant move but I will wait and see if my reactions as a comic fan were all for naught. I hope for DC’s sake they are.

THE BOURNE SUPREMACY (2004)

Director: Paul Greengrass
Cast: Matt Damon, Joan Allen, Brian Cox, Julia Stiles, Karl Urban, Franka Potente
Release: July 23, 2004
Synopsis: Following the smash worldwide success of 2002’s The Bourne Identity, Universal Pictures brings the second installment of best-selling author Robert Ludlum’s series to the screen with Matt Damon returning as trained assassin Jason Bourne in The Bourne Supremacy.

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Prognosis: Positive.

The throaty sounds of an action movie voice over would usually induce rolled eyes and a disaffected stare at the screen from me. This was still the case as this trailer opens up showing us all, essentially, the ending to THE BOURNE IDENTITY. This is an almost necessary evil so it’s forgiven as it gets to the new story with much haste.

Matt, as Jason Bourne, is just hanging with his lady on a sandy beach, kickin’ it, when a guy with some very European facial hair (close to the face; some of that three-day George Michael circa 1990’s Faith album cover fuzz) starts shooting with a fairly powerful weapon. What is so odd about this opening, apart that it works to get me engaged, is how disjointed it all feels. I guess I’m just to believe that he was happy, living a good life, someone who isn’t introduced on screen finds him, starts shooting, as Jason leaves town, the trailer forgetting to mention Franka is kidnapped, as he begins an all new cinematic adventure.

These concerns go away as we get some bad ass slo-mo walking (never fails to impress as a technique) from Damon as he enters an airport, essentially trying to get the honkeys who came to his island paradise and effed it all to hell, and then goes nuts when security brings him to a room and try to detain him. He flees and, what I feel was one of the best shots in a trailer this year, there is a side shot of Matt driving quickly when he gets t-boned by a rapidly moving vehicle. It’s great because it follows from the near moment, almost impact, to full on hit in one shot. It’s sa-weet. Also, on a related tip, if car body counts are your thing, and you couldn’t get your fill by watching Crash (the NC-17 version, natch) again and again, this trailer is a wonderful preview of the kind of Yugo, Peugeot, small car street racing/destroying that will be going on in this movie.

The money shots just keep coming as the movie seeks to replicate the European feel of the first film (which, in my own stunted opinion, works well not only to show there is an action world outside of Hollywood and Hong Kong but it also might prompt productions that can afford it to use the globe as their own personal moviemaking playground.). There is also an increasing amount of hand-to-hand combat situations Matt seems to find himself in constantly. I am buying into all of it. Damon doesn’t seem to get the accolades he deserves for his work as his contemporaries get (I’m sure his accountant would disagree) but he seems to be working for a role that others would just sleepwalk in. He fits the role because Damon looks exactly un-like what this kind of role calls for.

Some other points of interest in this trailer would have to be none other than a very alluring Julia Stiles (I’ve got a weakness for Joker-like smiles, what can I say?) who seems to have no other purpose than to simply be The Girl Who Stands Around and Looks Good While Trying Not To Get Fired For Doing Nothing Else and a very pimp looking Brian Cox. Cox actually, and incidentally, is one of the bad things about the trailer. “You’ve got no idea what you’re getting into” is a groaner of a line, for sure, and he says it. He’s guilty by association but it’s enough to take me out of the moment and wonder if there just isn’t another way of portending danger than hearing that same numbing line in any movie where someone knows a rooster will come home to roost.

There’s no crappy music, the visuals speak for themselves, there is an awesome ending to this thing which I won’t give away (I know, the punk is acting like he’s a reviewing a movie) and it has all the visual ear markings of another sleeper hit. It did enough business overseas, probably helped by its inclusion of foreign locales, I do hope this film gets everything right that the first one did.

May 7, 2004

Comics in Context #37: High Noon for Mutants

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:07 am

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I find myself not that interested in comics that were specifically done about the September 11 attacks, perhaps because I’ve been disappointed with what I’ve seen of them. (I am still annoyed by the scene in the 9/11 issue of Amazing Spider-Man with Doctor Doom standing amid the World Trade Center ruins, weeping. This manages to be both out of character and mawkish.) I’m much more interested in how 9/11 and the ensuing events have influenced comics stories about other subjects. As noted in an earlier column, Frank Miller was working on The Dark Knight Strikes Again on Sept. 11, 2001, and the scene of Superman standing in the rubble of the Daily Planet building clearly references the attack on the World Trade Center. At last year’s San Diego Con, Neil Gaiman said that in creating the 1602 series he was consciously attempting to avoid dealing with contemporary events, and yet found himself writing about his heroes invading another country, Latveria, that was amassing weapons of mass destruction.

Yet another example is writer Kurt Busiek and artist Kieron Dwyer’s 2002 story arc in The Avengers, in which Kang the Conqueror, the team’s archnemesis from the future, launches an all-out invasion of Earth. Once again there are attacks on New York City and Washington, D. C.. The United Nations building is destroyed. Not only are iconic buildings in Washington wrecked, but everyone who had not succeeded in escaping the city was killed. Parts of Avengers Vol. 3 #55/470 (August, 2002), which chronicles the war’s aftermath, are set at a memorial ceremony on the National Mall, which evokes the national mourning after the 9/11 attacks.

(Let me briefly, grumpily digress. One might think that a worldwide war and the devastation of Washington D. C. would dominate most of the other comics set in the Marvel Universe during the period that this Avengers story line was published. But no, Marvel no longer takes continuity and the shared universe concept as seriously as it should: what amounted to World War III was pretty much confined to The Avengers, just as Asgard’s recent takeover of Earth, which one might think would absorb the other superheroes’ attention, seems confined to Thor. I recall that back in the 1980s other writers volunteered to tie their books in with Walt Simonson’s “Casket of Ancient Winters” story line in Thor. Yes, that seems long ago and far away.)

What I find particularly intriguing, though, is Busiek’s exploration of Kang’s personality in the preceding issue, #54 /469 (July,. 2002). His armies defeated, his war machines and futuristic weaponry wrecked, Kang will not surrender. Knowing he has no hope of defeating them, Kang goes out to battle the Avengers personally. He tells himself, “It will be a glorious end. Glorious.” But he seems not heroic but deluded by visions of grandeur and even suicidal. Is this like the mentality of modern day suicide bomber, or the terrorists who crashed the planes into the World Trade Center?

Stan Lee and Jack Kirby created Kang in the 1960s, but, as with all their great, enduring characters, Kang can take on new relevance decades after he debuted in comics. Busiek shows us that Kang may be from the far future, but he has an outdated warrior mentality that modern civilization has left behind. When Busiek has Kang emerge to confront the Avengers, it is, appropriately, Captain America who fights him one-on-one. In the course of their duel, Kang boasts of what he regards as his extraordinary achievements, and even compliments Captain America on having the “honor” of defeating him. Captain America is aghast. “You’ve killed millions, devastated a world ““ and you say it’s an honor to defeat you!?”

With his outdated warrior ethic, Kang is a throwback, and yet he is armed with futuristic technology. This reminds me of today’s Islamicist terrorists, with their medieval mindset, who nonetheless will use contemporary high tech ““ computers, airplanes, weapons of mass destruction ““ in their cause.

Pages later, the scene has shifted to Kang, wearing a prison uniform, sitting alone in a cell. It is strange to see Kang without his mask and costume: he looks so unfamiliar. Rereading this story now, I am reminded of the capture and imprisonment of Saddam Hussein, though that happened a year after this issue was published.

Though Kang has lost all trappings of physical power, he pronounces himself to be “content. I have everything,” he tells himself. Now I find myself thinking of Stephen Sondheim’s black comic musical Assassins, recently revived on Broadway. Kang has the assassin’s mindset writ large. Proud of the death and destruction he has wreaked, Kang knows he will be executed. “But it is nonetheless a good ending. A fitting ending,” he tells himself, “And my legend will never be equaled. My name will be immortal. My achievements spoken of ’til the end of time.” It’s not so different from one of Sondheim’s presidential assassins doing a joyous cakewalk to the gallows.

But Kang’s dreams of glory, at least in his own mind, are dashed when his son Marcus rescues him from prison, spoiling his plans. “I would have died. And my life would have been complete. My legend eternal,” says Kang. He would have died a martyr to his own legend. And here I am reminded of the Al Qaeda members who claim to love death more than they love life.Nearly two years after Busiek’s Kang arc, the impact of September 11 continues to be felt in X-Treme X-Men #46 (June, 2004), written by the most prolific X-Men scribe, Chris Claremont, and drawn by Igor Kordey. This is the final issue of the X-Treme X-Men series; Claremont next returns to the place he belongs, as writer of Marvel’s longest-running X-Men series, Uncanny X-Men. He takes the opportunity of the final issue to survey and sum up the current state of X-Men continuity following the catastrophic events with which Grant Morrison climaxed his run on New X-Men. (See Comics in Context #28.) Claremont thus extends his readers a courtesy that is all too rare nowadays. Most comics writers nowadays, it seems, can’t be bothered bringing new or infrequent readers up to speed on who the characters are and what their current situation is.

Claremont starts out this last issue by having longtime members of his stories’ supporting cast, National Public Radio reporters Neal Conan and Manoli Wetherall, set the scene. (Manoli’s real, so she’s the only X-Men recurring character I’ve actually met. And here’s another digression. In this issue Claremont includes another NPR correspondent, Bob Edwards, as a salute to his real life counterpart. In a nice bit of synchronicity, the day that I picked up this issue of X-Treme X-Men was the real-life Edwards’ final day as anchorman for NPR’s Morning Edition. NPR had forced Edwards out of his anchor role, despite thousands of protests from their audience; NPR spokesmen gave various rationales for this move, but I know corporate ageism when I see it.)

Neal Conan begins by reporting that “America ““ and the whole world ““ are reeling in the aftermath of recent events in the city of New York,” and readers should inevitably think of 9/11. Edwards states that “Now the world must deal with the consequences of this deadliest terrorist attack of the 21st century.” Claremont thus establishes Magneto’s recent attack on Manhattan as a metaphor for the real life September 11 attacks.

Once again, an iconic Manhattan structure has been demolished: not the real-life World Trade Center, or Busiek’s United Nations headquarters, but the Statue of Liberty itself. The devastation of the World Trade Center site is extended to more of Manhattan: we are told that Magneto used his powers to begin literally reshaping the city’s buildings. Later we see the damage done to the Brooklyn Bridge and the Chrysler Building.

Wetherall reports that Magneto regards “the human race as dying,” and I am reminded of Islamicist extremists who declare that the West is decadent and in decline, doomed to fall. Magneto said that mutants “must deliver the mercy stroke.” Wetherall says that “many of his followers took this pronouncement literally.” And this reminds me of real life reports that Osama bin Laden is said now not to be the direct leader of terrorist cells around the world, but rather, his words serve as inspiration to cells that take action on their own.

Claremont must have written this issue many weeks ago, yet one of his lines has especial resonance as I write this in early May: he has Edwards refer to “continuing reports of atrocities and reprisals by both sides.” And this is the week dominated by controversy over evidence of American soldiers’ mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners.

Edwards further reports that “a number of” mutants “have openly declared their determination to claim the Earth for their own.” Only last week, on April 26, the New York Times ran a front page report about Muslim radicals in the United Kingdom who “have turned against their families’ new home. They say they would like to see Prime Minister Tony Blair dead or deposed and an Islamic flag hanging outside No. 10 Downing Street. They swear allegiance to Osama bin Laden and his goal of toppling Western democracies to establish an Islamic superstate under Shariah law, like Afghanistan under the Taliban.” In short, such radicals do not simply want Islamic rule for Muslim countries: they even want to take over countries where Muslims are a small minority. The kind of worldwide, supranational terrorist movement like Magneto’s mutants or Hydra, that in the 20th century seemed merely the stuff of comic book fantasy, has real life analogues in the 21st.

Other X-Men worry about Storm’s current emotional state. “She has entered a liminal state,” asserts Sage; my dictionary indicates that “liminal” means that Storm is on a “threshold,” presumably of change. “As has our world,” Sage continues. “We find ourselves in a state of chaos. And what will replace it, for good or ill ““ that is not yet clear.”

But Claremont also provides reason for optimism. A considerable number of people turn up at the X-Treme X-Men’s door, offering help to New York City, just as so many people did following the actual 9/11 attacks. Says one volunteer, “don’t matter some of us are mutants. We’re all Americans. We stand together.” A few pages later we are shown super heroes (including, of course, Captain America) and “civilians” working together on rebuilding New York. “Healing the physical scars of Magneto’s attack would be easy. . .The emotional and psychological wounds. . .[would] likely take a while longer,” Claremont tells us in the narration. (As the slow progress at the real World Trade Center demonstrates, it would actually take years, even with superheroes, to repair all the damage, but never mind.) The narration rhapsodizes, “For this brief and evanescent moment, humanity was one magnificent family, and what mattered above all else was the common good.”

Mind you, Manhattan suffered a lot of wreckage during Busiek’s Kang War, and before that, in Onslaught’s capture of the island, and in comic book time, these and Magneto’s attacks would have all taken place within a few years! Perhaps the current fashion is not to care about repeating the past. Thankfully, Claremont has a better appreciation of the wide sweep of Marvel history. For example, he has characters acknowledge that Xavier’s mansion has been destroyed for the umpteenth time, and has the good sense to make a witty joke about it.

I also notice that Claremont, creator of Amara Aquilla, alias Magma, undoes Fabian Nicieza’s previous undoing of the origin that Claremont gave her in the first place. It can be exasperating how writers gratuitously trash the continuity that previous writers set up; at least Claremont got the opportunity to return and set Amara aright.

This issue is another example of something Claremont has done well throughout his career. He can write a superhero story with no fight scenes, that consists merely of a sequence of vignettes exploring and developing the personalities of his characters, and make it entirely satisfying for the reader. Having shown us large numbers of people working to help the New Yorkers whom Magneto victimized, Claremont shows us Storm and Angel bonding like brother and sister in response to Jean’s (latest) death; Rogue playfully and sexily seducing Gambit; characters gathering at the X-Men’s favorite tavern, Harry’s Hideaway; and Gambit and Bishop cooking for their teammates. Such scenes create the sense of personal warmth, of genuine family and community, that Claremont has always given the X-Men, whose stories so often seem cold and grim in the hands of other writers.

Claremont concludes this issue with a lengthy speech by Storm, in which she invokes Charles Dickens’ opening line from A Tale of Two Cities, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,” which refers to another time of terror, the French Revolution.

She deals with the “worst” part first. Grant Morrison’s “outing” of Charles Xavier and his school, turning the X-Men into public advocates for mutant rights, seemed a positive move at the time. Now, one might wonder if this was a mistake; the mutant status quo has returned, but worse than ever. Storm tells her colleagues, “All our progress, all our hopes, have been reduced by Magneto to ashes.” She continues, “There are proposals in virtually every nation to declare us outlaws To brand us.” (And Claremont and Korday show us Bishop, who came from a future in which he was indeed branded with an “M” for mutant.) “To cast us into concentration camps. To make sure we never have any children.”

Again I am struck by the power and adaptability of the metaphor underlying the concept of the X-Men: mutants as a persecuted minority group. Now, in the wake of 9/11, we can see the X-Men as standing for any minority group that suffers oppression because of the actions of a relative handful of their members. In World War I America it was German-Americans; in World War II Japanese-Americans were confined in concentration camps; now it is Arab-Americans who face suspicion because of the relatively few Muslim extremists in this country.

Another New York Times article, “Lesser Evils” by Michael Ignatieff, published on May 2, 2004, contends that after a second major terrorist attack on the United States, possibly using a “dirty bomb,” “a pall of mourning, melancholy, anger and fear would hang over our public life for a generation.” He goes on, “A succession of large-scale attacks would. . .destroy the trust we have in each other.. .we might find ourselves. . .living in a national-security state. . .with. . .permanent detention camps for dissidents and aliens. Our constitutional rights might disappear from our court, while torture might reappear in our interrogation cells. The worst of it all is that government would not have to impose tyranny on a cowed populace. We would demand it for our own protection.”

Now perhaps we should take Chris Claremont and John Byrne’s classic tale “Days of Future Past,” depicting mutants confined to concentration camps in the early 21st century, more seriously than we might have in 1980. The X-Men, unfortunately, has become all too relevant to our times.

But Claremont never turns to the cynicism of the Grim and Gritty school of comics in his work. Storm shifts from the “worst” to the “best,” praising the X-Men’s sense of community and their traditional ideals, Xavier’s vision of peaceful coexistence between the “baseline human” and mutant races. She is confident “Because of our fellowship. Because of the dream that inspires us and which I pray will sustain us through the dangerous days ahead.”

The heads of the world’s leading nations have appointed Storm and her team “To keep the peace along the boundary between these two warring houses of humanity. . . .”

Interestingly, Storm says they will serve as “marshals,” and even hands out badges. This is an image that conjures up the idea of John Wayne deputizing allies in a Western directed by Howard Hawks, whose work Claremont admires. Thus Claremont is linking the X-Men to the great, specifically American tradition of the Western. “In effect they will assume the role of Marshals,” he writes in this issue, “responsible for protecting the worldwide frontier between mutants and baseline humanity, for the good of all.” That word “frontier” is important. Though the nation is settled, it is as if it has once again become a war-torn frontier, and the X-Men see their role as keeping the peace until both sides “learn to live together,” until a peaceful society is firmly established. (For more on Claremont’s interest in classic Westerns, see my interview with him in the forthcoming Back Issue #1 from TwoMorrows Publishing.)

In this issue, Claremont turns the X-Men into a new incarnation of the Western hero. He voices the longing for genuine heroism, ideals, and optimism that has long characterized his own work: as Storm says, simply, “Someone has to stand for hope.” And Claremont reaffirms the classic Marvel tradition, born in the Silver Age, with a variation on Stan Lee’s most famous line of dialogue. “With great power comes great responsibility,” affirms Storm, adding as the kicker, “Who will join me in shouldering it?”

MARVEL-TIME MARCHES ON

Of course, the line “With great power must come great responsibility” first appeared in Spider-Man’s origin story in Amazing Fantasy #15, published in 1962. But Peter Parker, who was fifteen when he became Spider-Man, is not now fifty-seven years old; “Marvel-time” moves far more slowly than real time.

Hey, look, here’s Volume 4 of Marvel’s trade paperbacks of Brian Michael Bendis’s Alias comic, which is not to be confused with the TV series of the same name, starring Jennifer Garner, who, ironically, plays an altogether different Marvel heroine onscreen, Elektra. (I will pause while you digest all of that.) And the paperback begins with a flashback to Spider-Man’s origin. And it states that it happened “fifteen years ago.”

How’s that again?

So if Peter Parker was fifteen when he became Spider-Man, and fifteen years of Marvel-time have passed since then, he is now thirty.

What’s more, since Marvel has established that Johnny Storm, Scott Summers, and Jean Grey (when she is not dead) are the same age as Peter, then they are all thirty, as well.

Now what about Silver Age Marvel characters who started their careers as adults? When Daredevil began in 1964, Matt Murdock had just graduated law school. So, let’s say he was 22 when he graduated college, and three years of law school takes him to age 25. If we further assume that Daredevil started his career in the same year in Marvel-time as Spider-Man, and add fifteen to twenty-five, that makes Matt Murdock forty years old today.

When the Fantastic Four debuted in 1961, Reed Richards’ hair was already turning white at the temples, so he was clearly older than Matt, so how old would he be now?

I believe you can see the problems that are emerging. I predict that at some point there will be Marvel editors who will establish that, no, no, Peter Parker is not a thirtysomething. But right now it’s annoying. (In fact, I know of at least two former Marvel writers who I know have read my weekly column who will be seething if they read this installment.) I wonder if there’s anything else annoying about Spider-Man lately. Oh, look.

SPIDEY OFF BASE

Now here’s a surprise. According to the May 6 issue of The New York Times, Major League Baseball will place a Spider-Man symbol atop the bases on the weekend of June 11 through 13 to promote Columbia Pictures’ new Spider-Man 2 movie. This has created controversy among baseball aficionados who don’t want such commercialism so blatantly making itself visible in a sport they regard as having a noble tradition. They worry that this is the proverbial slippery slope, and advertising might end up on players’ uniforms next. But according to the Associated Press, Major League Baseball is getting $3.6 million out of this deal, so noble tradition falls by the wayside.

[Editor’s Note: Columbia Pictures and Major League Baseball have since announced that the bases will no longer have the Spider-Man 2 logo.]

Here’s what really astonishes me. According to the Times, Major League Baseball’s motivation for promoting Spider-Man is “to attract youngsters to the game.” It quotes Jacqueline Parkes, baseball’s senior vice president for marketing and advertising, as saying, “We said we’d love to get more kids in the park” Slipping into corporate jargon, she exults, “This is an opportunity for us to reach out to a young demographic.”

And the world as I knew it turns upside down. The impression I had growing up was that it was the studious, nonathletic kids like myself who were comics fans, not the jocks. But nowadays it seems that Spider-Man is more popular with kids than baseball, the national sport. How did this happen?

(And yet the Times gives sports a whole daily section of its own and only infrequently covers the comics medium, and not always well when it does. In this same issue the Times runs an article about Fantagraphics Books’ new Peanuts reprint series that never mentions Fantagraphics by name.)

By the way, Times columnist Murray Chass quotes baseball’s chief operating officer, Bob DuPuy, as admitting that kids attending the games would “not necessarily” be able to see the Spider-Man webbing on the bases.

The article concludes with this ominous exchange:

“Fay Vincent, the former baseball commissioner and a former president of Columbia Pictures, sees no good in the marriage of baseball and Spider-Man. ‘I guess it’s inevitable,’ he said, ‘but it’s sad. I’m old-fashioned. I’m a romanticist. I think the bases should be protected from this.’

“Parkes dismissed the objections of Vincent, who is 64. ‘We are trying to reach people 8 to 18,’ she said. ‘He is past that category in all respects.'” Blatant commerciality, philistinism, and corporate ageism, all in one package! (Oh, look: another recurring theme in this week’s column.)

DuPuy is quoted as saying “there was some talk about some webbing in the netting,” but they decided against it. What next? Trying to talk tennis tournaments into giving their nets a spider web pattern? (Webbing at Wimbledon?)

So here I am defending the traditions of baseball, a sport I care nothing about, over advertising for Spider-Man, whom I do care about. The world is indeed upside down. Maybe it’s because I’m a romanticist, or rather a romantic, too.

FINDING TRUE COMPANIONSHIP

On to cheerier subjects. Having finally gotten hold of master annotator Jess Nevins’ Heroes & Monsters: The Unofficial Companion to The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (MonkeyBrain Press, 2003), I found it a hard book to put down the rest of that day.

It begins with a remarkable introduction by Alan Moore, author of the League stories (covered in Comics in Context #22 and 23). For all I know, Moore labors for days over a piece like this introduction, but it reads as if a torrent of creativity simply poured forth. I feel mixed astonishment and envy at how he can pack so much wit, insight and vivid turns of phrase into such a short space.

It is Moore and League co-creator Kevin O’Neill who have constructed what Moore terms League‘s “vast, imaginary global edifice” constructed from references to characters and stories throughout the history of Western literature. Moore writes that he and O’Neill have entered “our obsessive and demented stage, a phase which, worryingly, shows no signs of yet abating.” He continues,

“This stuff drives you mad. I’m serious. And it’s not the kind of mad that knowing every corner of, say, Marvel comics continuity for the last sixty years can drive you.” (Now I realized in the one brief conversation that I ever had with Moore that he had no idea who I was or what I did at Marvel. Nonetheless, I am delighted: it’s as if he had mentioned me by name in print!) Moore says that working on League is worse: “This is big-time mad.”

But, of course, though Moore protests, “I’m serious” about all this being mad, he’s not. By Moore turning his wit on himself, it’s clear he is making a joke. And that makes it all the funnier when he directs his satiric cannon against Nevins, who is so dedicated to decoding the myriad allusions League makes. Moore memorably begins his introduction, “I am both afraid for and of Jess Nevins,” and claims, after learning of his online League annotations, to have thought of him as “this possibly dangerous cyber-stalker.”

But eventually Moore drops the jester’s mask and praises Nevins as a “clearly gifted and dedicated person,” and even acknowledges him as a sort of collaborator, ensuring that through Nevins’ work, interested readers will be able to understand whatever allusion Moore makes to past literary works, however obscure.

There may be a serious aspect to Moore’s joking about Nevins as “this implacable monster” who seems dedicated to exposing the source of his every idea for League. In my columns I deal not so much in annotations as in critical analysis. I wouldn’t be surprised if an author whose work I’ve put under close scrutiny, unraveling his themes, dredging up insights the author might himself be consciously unaware of, might wonder if I’m trying to read his mind. In a sense, I am.

Moore, in his introduction, and Nevins, in the main body of the book, demonstrate their appreciation for the kind of cataloguing and analysis of the continuity of fictional universes that was once to be found at Marvel and DC as well. I may no longer get this sort of work from The Big Two with regard to their fictional universes, but I’m very pleased to see Nevins carrying on the tradition in the realm of alternative comics like League.

In the introduction Moore talks about working George Orwell’s 1984 into the twentieth century history of League‘s imaginary reality. I wonder if he is serious about that. Orwell’s book would still be under copyright, but there’s a bigger problem. There are some works of fiction that envision such radical changes to the world that they preclude most other stories set in the same time period. Orwell’s 1984 has the world divided into immense totalitarian empires like Oceania. Once Moore set up 1984‘s megastates, how could the world ever revert to a place with an England or United States or Russia that we would recognize? If he incorporated Doctor Strangelove, which ends with the destruction of all life on Earth, into the League timeline, then humanity would have become extinct in the 1960s. There are fictions that he can’t incorporate into the League universe, unless he’s willing to set up alternate timelines as well.

The majority of Nevins’ book consists of his copious annotations to Volume 1 of League, which I have commented upon in past columns. I will add, though, that I find it interesting that he can successfully sell a book containing so much material that is still available online. This seems proof that there are plenty of people who find it easier and preferable to page through a book than to go online and click and scroll through information. As a writer of online material myself, I may see a profitable future before me.

Nevins’ companion also contains numerous essays that serve as excellent literary research and criticism on subjects relating to League. These are really scholarly essays minus the footnotes, but so accessibly written as not to frighten off the general readership. And perhaps they will inspire readers to further thoughts on the subjects, as they did me.

For example, Nevins’s first essay is about character archetypes in League. In the section about H. Rider Haggard’s Allan Quatermain, the progenitor of the modern adventure hero, Nevins notes that it was Haggard who created the archetypal story element of the “Lost World.” So, I thought, then Haggard is ultimately responsible for such “imaginary places” in the Marvel Universe as the Black Panther’s Wakanda, Ka-Zar’s Savage Land, the Inhumans’ Great Refuge, and the Eternals’ Olympia. And then I realized all of them are the creations or co-creations of Jack Kirby. And Kirby even titled a Black Panther story “King Solomon’s Frog,” in half-joking homage to the most famous Quatermain book, King Solomon’s Mines.

Nevins also credits Haggard with reviving and reenergizing the genres of adventure fiction and what he calls “scholarly fantasy,” naming the fantasy works of J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis as examples. So, would Vertigo books, notably the Sandman mythos also fall under this heading?

Nevins turns next to Mina Murray as exemplar of the Victorian “New Woman” and demonstrates that her role as the leader of the League, though still unusual for Victorian times, was not the anachronism one might have thought. I suspect that Nevins may be overstating his case that Victorians were much less repressed in their sexual attitudes than we tend to think.

I can’t even begin to approach Nevins’ or Moore’s knowledge of Victorian fiction, but certainly most of those 19th century British plays and novels I do know seem to conform to what one usually thinks of as the proper Victorian attitude towards sex. Perhaps the key is that Victorian British society tolerated sexual freedom as long as it was not explicitly acknowledged. I’ve seen the point made that society had no trouble with Oscar Wilde’s homosexuality until it was discussed in open court. In the film Topsy-Turvy Sir Arthur Sullivan and his lover, Mrs. Ronalds, are welcomed in proper society: their friends and acquaintances presumably knows their relationship, but it is apparently kept quiet.

I also like Nevins’ point that many Victorian women rejected the ways of the “New Woman” while actually following them in their own lives. It’s like independent women with careers today who claim to disdain feminism, or even like my own mother, who had a job but claimed she’d prefer to stay home as wives were supposed to do.

It is a surprise to learn from Nevins’ book that there were women detectives in fiction before Edgar Allan Poe’s C. Auguste Dupin, who is so often credited as being the first real detective in literature.

As for the archetype underlying Captain Nemo, I fear that Nevins, and Moore, who agrees with him, only get it half right. Yes, Nemo is indeed the Man with the Machine, but he is also the Lone Rebel, waging a hopeless war against the rest of society with only a relatively small following of his own. That other undersea prince and sometime terrorist, Namor the Sub-Mariner fits the Lone Rebel archetype, as, alas, does the real life Osama bin Laden.

But Nevins discusses this archetype in the next section, concerning Professor Moriarty, as the embodiment of the “Master Villain” archetype. Nevins relates the “Master Villain” to Milton’s Satan in Paradise Lost, whom he calls “a Promethean rebel, heroically defying a power he knows he cannot beat.” That’s Captain Nemo, too.

Nevins traces the descent from Milton’s Satan to the “Hero-Villain” of Gothic novels and then to the Master Villain such as Moriarty. Nevins is particularly good in describing the Gothics’ Hero-Villain, who, he says, “was never purely evil. The Hero-Villain is always a paradoxical mix of passions and impulses which he knows to be evil but cannot resist or overcome..”

Now, first, this interestingly counters the axiom that no one thinks of himself evil. (If that were true, then no one would ever feel guilt.)

Moreover, Nevins’ description of the Hero-Villain gave me insight into another of my favorite topics, the classic supernatural TV serial, Dark Shadows, which, it appears, will be revived in a new incarnation this fall on the WB Network. (For more about Dark Shadows, see Comics in Context #11 and 12.) I find it interesting that the show’s creator Dan Curtis originally intended the vampire Barnabas Collins, who became the principal character, to be an outright villain. When Curtis did a movie version, he forced Barnabas into that mold. Yet on the television series Barnabas evolved into a Gothic Hero-Villain, unable to control his bloodlust, and the audience enthusiastically responded, making the show a hit. Nevins’ description of a variation of the Hero-Villain, the Byronic hero, “whose passions are great and who can be both cruel and courteous, sympathetic and sadistic,” is an apt description of Barnabas. The pattern was repeated on the show with its second most popular character, Quentin Collins, who evolved from villain to romantic lead, and there was even a female version of the Hero-Villain in the person of the witch Angelique.

Another surprise is Nevins’ reference to writer James Malcolm Rymer’s 1845 creation Varney the Vampire. Nevins comments that “Varney’s tormented personality is a good example of the Hero-Villain”; this suggests not only that there was a sympathetic vampire character who predated Barnabas, but that a sympathetic vampire predated the character who most firmly established the image of the vampire as ruthless villain, Dracula.

And it also occurs to me that Marvel’s Doctor Doom likewise fits into the Hero-Villain mold.

Describing the first recurring Master Villain in serial detective fiction, Dr. Jack Quartz in the Nick Carter stories, Nevins says that “Quartz is well-educated, very intelligent, a charming conversationalist, and honorable in his way, but he is utterly without a conscience, feels no remorse over his acts, and enjoys his crimes.” This sounds like Patricia Highsmith’s Tom Ripley to me.

I also wonder how Fritz Lang’s master villains in his German silent films, like Dr. Mabuse and Rotwang in Metropolis fit into the evolution of the 20th century Master Villain in prose, film and even comics.

Nevins argues that the other members of the League, Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde and the Invisible Man are not prototypes of character archetypes. Nevins contends that Jekyll/Hyde is actually an example of an earlier archetype, the doppelganger, or, we could say, the evil twin. I see the point, although I expect that Jekyll/Hyde represents an important evolution of that archetype by casting the “evil twin” as an alternate personality within the protagonist’s own mind. I also like Stephen King’s contention, if I remember it correctly, that Jekyll/Hyde is actually a variant on the archetype of the werewolf, the man who transforms into a physical incarnation of the dark, bestial side of his personality.

As for the Invisible Man, whom H.G. Wells casts as an unseen killer, a symbolic embodiment of death, I wonder if he is actually a science fiction version of an archetypal figure of the supernatural, the ghost.

Next comes Nevins’ essay on the history of “crossovers” between fictional characters, ranging from the teaming of mythical heroes as Jason’s Argonauts through the Marvel and DC Universes. I started thinking about crossovers in a medium that Nevins doesn’t deal with: television.

There are the obvious links between TV series and their spinoffs: Dr. Frasier Crane starts out as a supporting character in Cheers, and then stars in his own series, in which other Cheers characters, especially his ex-wife Lilith, make guest appearances.

Then there are cases in which a show’s creators consciously create a fictional universe in the style of comics and science fiction series. All the Star Trek series are part of the same fictional reality that even gets chronicled in Star Trek encyclopedias. Then there’s what creator Joss Whedon himself calls the “Buffyverse,” which includes Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, comic book spinoffs thereof, and even the original comics series Fray. (Couldn’t the word “Buffyverse” just as well refer to an epic poem about vampire slayers?)

But there are stranger, odder connections. Richard Belzer’s character from Homicide turns up in an episode of The X-Files and later permanently moves into a Law and Order series. X-Files lead characters Mulder and Scully crossed over into The Simpsons. The character Alan Brady from The Dick Van Dyke Show appeared in an episode of Mad about You; Ursula the waitress in Mad about You is the twin sister of Phoebe on Friends; so, theoretically, Rob and Laura Petrie would be part of the fictional reality of this fall’s Friends spinoff, Joey.

And then there are cases in which TV series specifically demonstrate that other series are not part of the same fictional universe. The X-Files had a spinoff, The Lone Gunmen, and had crossovers with Chris Carter’s series Millennium, but in one X-Files episode people are shown watching yet another Carter series, Harsh Realm, on television.

Seinfeld, in which Jerry Seinfeld played a fictional version of himself, is only a fictional TV series in the “reality” of Seinfeld co-creator Larry David’s HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, in which David plays a fictional version of himself. And then in a recent episode of HBO’s The Sopranos, Uncle Junior was shown watching Curb on television. It’s like a series of Chinese boxes.

And how does one make sense of Disney’s House of Mouse, in which characters from throughout the Disney canon, no matter what century their adventures are set in (or whether they are alive or dead at their movie’s end), interact at Mickey Mouse’s night club? (Answer: one doesn’t; at this point, as Mystery Science Theater 3000 used to advise, one should just sit back and relax.)

Nevins’ essay on “Yellow Peril” makes short work of the fallacy that Dr. Fu Manchu is the prototype for this stereotyped archetype. The biggest surprise in this essay was that Mary Shelley took pains to establish that the Frankenstein Monster had yellow skin, and that readers of her time would have thought the Monster looked like a Mongol. Though Nevins does not say so, the image of Boris Karloff as the Monster from Universal’s Frankenstein has so established itself in popular culture that Shelley’s concept of the Monster’s appearance is now virtually forgotten.

Nevins’ list of “Yellow Peril” characters inspired by Fu Manchu is amazingly long, but I found one he missed: Batman’s enemy Dr. Tzin-Tzin, who debuted in Detective Comics #354 (You can look him up in DC’s original Who’s Who series.).

More importantly, Nevins points out that Batman’s archfoe Ra’s al Ghul is actually a variation on Fu Manchu; Talia would obviously be a variation on Fu Manchu’s similarly sultry daughter, Fah Lo Suee. Strangely, in next year’s new Batman movie, Ra’s will be played by Ken Nakamura, a Japanese man, as if acknowledging the character’s “Yellow Peril” roots. How the film will explain a Japanese man having an Arab name, I have no idea.

Nevins’ demonstration that the “Yellow Peril” stereotype can be turned into an Arab villain, Ra’s, makes me wonder if other Arab villains in popular culture are also variations on the “Yellow Peril.” What about the Jafar in the movie The Thief of Baghdad or his namesake in Disney’s Aladdin? (And does the Arab version of the “Yellow Peril” stereotype affect the way that Westerners view Osama bin Laden or Saddam Hussein?)

The League companion concludes with Nevins’ extended interview with Moore, which has various points of interest. For one thing, there’s a fine example of a writer creating something with a meaning he hadn’t intended. Asked how he came up with the name League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Moore says it just popped into his head, and he only remembered similar names, like the film The League of Gentlemen, later. Unless he’s simply avoiding tempting Marvel and DC lawyers, he doesn’t even seem to realize what seem to me the title’s obvious allusions to the Justice League and X-Men.

Moore gives a nice explanation of how he avoids copyright problems in his use of Fu Manchu (basically by never calling him by name), though how he gets away with using Wells’ Invisible Man is not addressed.

The interview also whets my interest for Volume 3, as Moore reveals it will consist of stories about Leagues in the 17th, 18th and early 20th centuries: he even has long-range plans for a 1950s version.

Best of all are Moore’s discussion of the relationship between the creator and his creation. Asked by Nevins why he writes, Moore says simply that “It’s largely if there’s something that I want very much to exist in the universe and it doesn’t,” so he creates it himself. It’s as if the writer is the God of the fictional universe he creates, bringing it into being. I can even see a parallel with my work as a critic: I write essays expressing my specific ideas about certain works of art, because I think they’re worth setting down, and if I don’t “create” them, then who will?

Best of all comes at the very end of both the interview and the book itself, as Moore sets out his philosophy about the “reality” of fiction. He says that in League‘s Almanac, “I actually feel that I am in some way mapping a world that actually exists in a certain sense.” What he calls “this planet of the imagination” may be fictional, composed of thoughts, yet “thoughts are real” in the sense that “They have an effect upon us.” The worlds of the imagination are “real” in the same way. “We create these ideal characters and we carry them around in our heads, we try to measure up to them, they affect our behavior. That would seem to me to grant them a certain reality and a certain importance beyond mere entertainment.”

While we wait for the third volume of League, readers should take a look at Peter David’s recent parody of Moore’s series in Claypool Comics’ Soulsearchers & Company #65, soon going on sale, about which I will have much more to say in my next column.

–Copyright 2004 Peter Sanderson

Trailer Park: You, Sir, Are A Winner

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By Christopher Stipp

May 7, 2004

YOU, SIR, ARE A WINNER

This week’s No-Prize goes to reader Donovan K. who illustrated, not to severely pun here, the difference between traditional animation, computer animation and where the new film, APPLESEED, reviewed last week, falls in-between:

“In your recent review of the APPLESEED trailer you were portraying the film as being traditional with some computer assistance. However it appears to be completely computer animated with the possible exception of some of the backgrounds. APPLESEED appears to be using a technology called NPR (Non Photorealistic Rendering) which attempts to simulate the look of traditional animation while still being 3D animation. The easiest way to tell something is a 3D animated film in the style of 2D is to look at the frame rate and the consistency of objects as they rotate. The higher the frame rate and the smoother the animation of detailed objects the more likely it is you are looking at something computer generated.”

I have no idea if he’s a lying sack of crap but it sure sounds authoritative to me and it warranted some screen time here. If any of you would like to challenge Donovan’s assertion, or would like his home address to discuss the finer points about what I feel about people who look to correct me with him as he’s dangling out of his window by a bed sheet, feel free to write in.

This week was a good one for trailers. M. Night Shyamalan did a special last week during a showing of THE SIXTH SENSE and then again, this week, with UNBREAKABLE where he showed a new trailer for THE VILLAGE which, thankfully, helped to shore up the very first trailer which really left me confused and wondering where the hell everyone, besides Joaquin’s odd lip, was. If you were able to see it, and if you had TiVo you were able to blaze right to the good parts, hopefully you’ve seen this is looking pretty good so far. I know many people out there have read the script and have said the “twist” ending is a complete letdown but after SIXTH, SIGNS, and UNBREAKABLE, I am more than willing to postulate M. Night won’t disappoint. If he does, I’ll flambé my words right here and, like any good internet nerd under 16 would assert, vow never to see any of his movies again.

Comedy, as well, was at the top of my favorites list this week as I had a chance, and really only stumbled upon it, to see the trailer for HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE. Yes, it’s made by the same guy who did DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR, but before you run screaming that the apocalypse is nigh check out the trailer. It’s got a little sexual innuendo, some racial humor, some sticky bud references and a little bit more racial humor. I am ashamed for having gone back and watched it a few times but the catch phrase “thank you, come again” was calling me back again and again.

Excelsior!

OPEN WATER (2004)

Director: Chris Kentis
Cast: Blanchard Ryan, Daniel Travis, Saul Stein, Estelle Lau
Release: August 6, 2004 (limited)
Synopsis: Using the endless lapping waves of an infinite blue ocean as his canvas, writer/director/cinematographer Chris Kentis paints a terrifying portrait of primitive human fears and intimate survival in OPEN WATER, the astonishing project washed up from the shores of the truly independent underground. Based on the true story of two married scuba divers left behind by a careless boat crew, then speculating on the shark-infested journey that followed, this drama is so raw and chilling you may find yourself clinging to the moviegoer next to you. Featuring an unapologetically tight lens on the drifting couple, along with photography that uses no digital effects, the film’s unique flow of time slows and bends as water and sky change color and mood around them.

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Progonosis: Positive.

What’s with divers getting left behind these days?

First we get some jamoke last week who was forgotten by his three(!) other diving buddies, hopefully all crossed off Christmas card lists, and now, in the trailer for OPEN WATER, we get these two people are left behind during a scuba diving expedition due to a faulty head count. Complete ignorance and letting the fact that it wasn’t one but two heads that went missing, that these two divers realized they were left behind in supposed shark infested waters makes the premise all the more intriguing.

I bring this all up because when there is a suspension of disbelief, usually when watching a movie like JAWS, for example, we are more apt to feel comfortable in our repeat viewings because of the circumstances surrounding how it’s really just a maniacal shark that attacks ruthlessly. When an element of truth bubbles up to the surface, let’s say in a based on real life events kind of film, coupled with a current story that validates that this could happen at any moment, it makes the buy-in easier and makes the payoff for that investment, if it’s done well, that much more believable and enjoyable. This trailer evokes all these things.

The DV work here makes great use of the medium. The opening shot of the ocean with foreboding clouds, while good for postcards, does the standard duty of foreshadowing of what’s to come. When the shot fades and the subtle score pipes in, things just get better as the premise is set up (having the Based on True Events line plugged in here helps to establish some cred early for all that comes after) and the filmmaker uses reviews from other publications to let everyone know that his movie won’t completely suck. I liked the visual shimmer effect with the words from movie critics as it’s a small, but noticeable, effort to create a mood for the trailer. After the film’s reputation and critical history are out of the way, lighting flashes and crashes onto the screen and gets to meat of the matter.

While we never get much dialogue there’s a whole lot of screaming, “Oh my God!”‘s, general histrionics and hyperventilating, there’s also a taste of danger; there are flashes of jellyfish, an unsheathing knife, a shark, but there is also, at the end, a strange serenity. Things are calm and gentle with the same heavy cloud cover that keep the tension afloat until everything fades to black.

Most of the time with low-budget fare you can usually tell that’s the case and it’s alright. As moviegoers we sometimes forgive things and buy in a little more with a story that looks fairly original just to see how things are put together in the end. With OPEN WATER, a severely low budget indie, the trailer evokes great imagery and a superb premise all in under two minutes.

ALICE’S MISADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND (2004)

Director: Robert Rugan
Cast: Will Keenan, Maggie Henry, Kyle Holman, Chris Garrison
Release: Fall, 2004
Synopsis: Life doesn’t make all that much sense to Alice. The answers to life’s little questions seem out of her reach, and she is beginning to question not only her own personal decisions, but an ability to understand the world around her. But when the solution to Alice’s dilemma comes in the form of a bizarre book delivered by a stranger in a gas mask and chemical suit, she doesn’t know exactly what to think.Alice launches into a bizarre journey into the heart of…Wonderland, where a once playful array of characters has “changed” into a horrific collection of the deranged, delusional, and desperate.

Between a schizophrenic obsessed with game shows; a cave-dwelling guru searching for enlightenment while embracing a hunger for terrible violence and war; a couple of conspiracy junkies looking for a scapegoat; a collection of ethnically diverse children with a bit of a hearing problem and a chip on their shoulders; an albino manservant trying to start a revolution; and a Queen that’s not real comfortable with her/his sexuality, the last thing Alice needs is a vending machine that won’t take her money, after all…the only thing she’s really looking for is…change.

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Progonosis: Positive.

There is something so strange and different about this retelling of Alice in Wonderland that I could not help myself from being infinitely amused by the quick pace and originality of this film.

The trailer opens with Alice speaking off camera. She wishes aloud that she would like to be able to know, should life be compared to a series of multiple choice questions, all the right answers. Then, as we see Alice, stuck in an office environment, from out of nowhere we get the rabbit, at least that what I think it is as I’m trying to do a one-to-one comparison, dressed in a white bio-hazard outfit clad with a green gas mask; who gives Alice a book with the answers she’s looking for; and then decries how he is late a few times in expected succession. By the time you say to yourself “what the fu…” Alice is in an elevator shaft, plunging and screaming every inch, as she ends up knocking on a big red door which looks straight out a 30’s speakeasy. A password is asked of her, a confused look ensues, and then, not missing a beat, Alice is in the middle of a party but it is really not just any party. This one stars, and is being run emceed, by a cross-dresser that looks closely like Frank-N-Furter’s slightly uglier looking twin brother. I don’t remember the Queen being a man, but it works. It’s amusing and it tinkers with convention in a way that my demented sensibilities found acceptable.

From there we get some great and amusing effects work, one shot in particular is a Princess Leia-esque video message, not to mention some amusing dialogue. Some of the most notable and delightful bantering comes from the Mad Hatter who is played, in this version, as an odd looking man with a white, vampiric eyeball. Again, it works. We also get a guy with a perfectly puffed coif, almost looking like a screen version of the X-Men’s nemesis, Arcade, without trying, in a white suit who I can possibly assume was, well, I just don’t know. There are so many characters that are introduced from here that I just couldn’t keep up with trying to place who was who. It was for the best as the trailer then goes to the point where a hodgepodge of clips starts bursting and popping off the screen. In one of those moments, however, I enjoyed seeing a little black and white tile floor action and it reminded me of the oddness that was Tom Petty’s video for “Don’t Come Around Here No More.” Both of these things embrace the necessarily disjointed ethos of Carroll’s work. As it pertains to the film, there is a danger in using source material that’s been done before as criticism usually compares it with past work and places it in line with other interpretations. However, there is also an element of risk of facing the challenge of not only being on par with other productions, but the pressure to exceed an already high expectation; this all, however, could result in showing how well the job can be done. As singing theater beau Hugh Jackman found out when he took the part of Curly in Oklahoma! (who knew Wolverine had the mutant ability to carry a tune better than any pompous pop star on the open market) there is something to be said about talent that shines through regardless of the material. Obviously, without being privy to knowing how the dialogue and story are cobbled together all I have to go off are the visuals. The entire appearance of this film is eye-catching as the colors are lush, full and vibrant. The cinematography pulls the attention ever so slightly and the trailer is paced quick enough to be intriguing without ever becoming dull.

OFF THE LIP (2004)

Director: Robert Mickelson
Cast: Mackenzie Astin, Marguerite Moreau, Mark Fite, David Rasche
Release: May 7, 2004 (Limited)
Synopsis: Kat (Marguerite Moreau), a brand new journalism grad, has landed her first big job. It’s in Hawaii and she couldn’t be more excited to get away from her father (David Rasche) and his expectations. All it requires is an upbeat personality, good instincts and a lot of perseverance. But Kat is finding the work harder than she ever imagined. For one thing, her prey – an elusive big wave surfer named “The Monk” ““ doesn’t intend to be found, and the friendly locals are being somewhat less than helpful. Her uninvited boyfriend (Mackenzie Astin) is driving her crazy, her ex-surfer guide (Mark Fite) has been on the losing end of too many waves, the geek she’s reporting to (Adam Scott) is falling in love with her, and she’s wanted by the FBI. What’s a girl to do?! Kat realizes too late that finding “The Monk” will cost her more than she could ever afford. But can she foresee that she’ll wind up finding herself?

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Progonosis: Positive for your significant other. If that happens to be a man, then he’ll hate it.

Ever get to the point when you’ll just flip a coin and decide whether or not you’ll see something?

This isn’t one of the films but I am just wondering, nonetheless. I am confident in my assertion that this film is not for me, my demographic, gender, sex or mental prowess. I’m not boasting some higher knowledge or that I’m above a movie like this but I do know that this film, if you saw it on a marquee somewhere on a Friday night with your old lady, would be one you would want to pick and I’ll tell you why: it’s got enough chick in it to qualify as “one of her choices” and contains the best possibility for good ogling of chicks in bikinis to keep you interested.

Taking a look at it from the beginning, in an almost Virginia Wolf, “Mrs. Dalloway,” stream-of-consciousness sort of way, the trailer opens up with the generic steel drum/island beat from the WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S soundtrack. We get some fairly generic surfing footage until some no name cracks wise about getting a surf report when the mofo is standing right in front of the waves. It’s a lame joke and the trailer has now burned about 20% of its fuel. We then get the set-up: a reporter of sorts, a lady no less, is going out to find The Monk, an elusive, misanthropic big wave surfer. Unless this is for a magazine or a documentary dedicated to the sport itself, which I hope it is for believability sake, I’m not sure why the hell the woman, played by the fabulously good looking Marguerite Moreau, from WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER, is packed on a plane and gets sent off to an island looking for a someone who may or may not exist. At this point I’m just hoping I get some additional face time with Marguerite and we do. In spades.

We get Marguerite looking pretty on a web cam as I hope it’s one of those X-10’s that’ll be used in a risqué manner later, Marguerite looking cute in the pool, and Marguerite looking good just hanging out on land. The only thing I could see these shots doing for the plot is that it helped with was establishing the fact that Marguerite is a more appealing, and better sounding, clone of the Leah Remini variety.

Now, for the dudes, we start getting our due, however slight it is. We get some screen time with Jim Turner, aka Randee of the Redwoods fame, and before you can say “I know that guy” Marguerite takes her top off. Twice. And as you can stare long enough, trying to make out something behind her suit, David Rasche, who we all know from the ever so solid “Sledge Hammer” series (which, in my own opinion, was a brilliant show to me at 12 years old), and we even get some lingering moments of a man in nothing but a jock who turns out to be one of the guys from “Freaks and Geeks.” This all scores some points on a delight-o-meter (everything but the jock) as does the remaining bits of this trailer which show Marguerite looking beautiful on a surfboard, Marguerite getting it on with some dude, Marguerite stripping yet again (man, this movie better be rated R), and by this time in the trailer you know the rest.

The possibility of possible nip slippage, however unlikely it is, is enough for me to recommend simply as a date movie. If you’re a guy and want to see an actual surf movie go rent ENDLESS SUMMER, parts one and two, which will give you a better story than I’m feeling this is cracked up to be. It’s not a slam against the movie but the film wasn’t made for a pack of guys. It was made for your girl to drag you, kicking and screaming, against your will, to see.

ANCHORMAN (2004)

Director: Adam McKay
Cast: Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, David Koechner, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Fred Willard, Chris Parnell, Kevin Corrigan, Tara Subkoff, Maya Rudolph
Release: July 9, 2004
Synopsis: Will Ferrell stars as Ron Burgundy, the top-rated anchorman in San Diego in the “˜70s. When feminism marches into the newsroom in the form of ambitious newswoman Veronica Corningstone (Applegate), Ron is willing to play along at first – as long as Veronica stays in her place, covering cat fashion shows, cooking, and other “female” interests. But when Veronica refuses to settle for being eye candy and steps behind the news desk, it’s more than a battle between two perfectly coiffed anchor-persons”¦it’s war.

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Prognosis: Positive.

To drop a little Aaron Neville, I don’t know much but I know I love Will Ferrell.

The man has yet to start doing project after project like Ben Stiller but he is visible enough right now that he isn’t wearing out any welcome at all. ANCHORMAN looks to just keep Will’s popularity as a comedic actor on a steady roll. The trailer begins with Will just being Will. He’s a television anchor who doesn’t know he’s on the air. That’s it. However, somehow, someway, Will makes it funny just by employing his natural mannerisms as he sits idle. When he tells a woman off camera that she looks good and that “maybe don’t wear a bra next time” it just fits. Even though it doesn’t look very amusing to scribe it down on paper or try and convey it to someone in a conversation but Will works by taking easy, simple lines and filtering them through his own comedic sensibility. Shortly after Will’s character learns he’s on the air the trailer just sets up the rest of the story but it gives us good looks at how Ron Burgundy is going to act throughout the rest of the movie.

He’s a quintessential seventies misogynistic pig bachelor who is boisterous, obnoxious and represents everything that was wrong with sexual harassment. It’s great. From cannonballs into his pool during a party, his wolfish moustache that sits like a remnant of the porn industry around that time, to his slapping of a strange woman’s ass and exclaiming “love that fanny” Will embraces the role in a way that I hope works well in a full length feature. He’s the new go-to guy for comedy and for good reason. Apart from the box office grosses, Will actually helps those around him look better. It is for this reason why having Fred Willard, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Vince Vaughn, and Christina Applegate is a good thing. The latter I mention only because it will probably help a guy’s chances of seeing the move (Going To The Movies With A Lady tip #46: When seeing a trailer for a new film that you know your woman will probably say no to, increase your chances of seeing said movie by grabbing hold of any moment when a woman appears on the screen in the trailer and mention that moment more furiously than a dog whipping a caught bird back and forth in its mouth.)

This is the second film Ferrell has helped pen, the first being the guilty pleasure A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY, and is credited for having a large hand in creating. It will be interesting to see how well he’s written his own part should it work out or if he should just stick to letting other people create vehicles for him.

HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE (2004)

Director: Danny Leiner
Cast: John Cho, Kal Penn, Anthony Anderson, Ethan Embry, Luis Guzmán, Neil Patrick Harris, Jamie Kennedy, David Krumholtz, Ryan Reynolds, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Fred Willard
Release: July 30, 2004
Synopsis: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle follows two likeable underdogs who set out on a Friday night quest to satisfy their craving for White Castle hamburgers and end up on a mind-altering road trip of epic proportions.

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Prognosis: Positive.

This movie looks like it’s going to be fairly amusing. At the very least, HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE will get a lot of play in dormitories and high school sleepovers in the secondary DVD market where the dialogue will be memorized and be retold to close friends until any semblance of humor is sucked dry.

I’ve said it a few times but, again, comedy is all very subjective. You, on the one hand, appreciate the humor of the PINK PANTHER series. I, to provide a contrast, love jokes that are base, juvenile, and will point to STRANGE BREW as one of the comedic stalwarts in my collection. Should you find yourself pooh-poohing movies that you feel are beneath you, you’re probably not going to like this movie. Should this be the case, feel free to leave now, no hard feelings, and I’ll see you again bright and early next Friday, right here. For those of you who are still here I will tell you why this is going to be worth seeing, in order as they happen in the trailer.

1. Unknowingly making fun of girls’ appearance is good way to start things off nice and easy and always make for good comedic relief. (For additional examples, look to a good portion of LIAR, LIAR and the grocery store scene from THEY LIVE)

Seeing how this movie is about Harold and Kumar it should stand to reason that we ought to get to know them a little better. Here it is: Harold is Asian and Kumar is Indian. They are both losers and go to college. With the deep character studies out of the way, it’s off to making fun of their ethnicities.

2. Making fun of other people’s nationalities, as long as it’s done amusingly, will always be funny. For example, in this trailer a cop stands in front of Kumar and asks him what kind of name is Kumar and whether it’s spelled with, “5 o’s or 2 u’s?” Priceless.

When Kumar and Harold decide to tune in and drop out of consciousness with a little marijuana, and the subsequent drug trip transports them to a jungle, clad with a cheetah (just watch it, ok?), it brings us to point three.

3. Drugs, especially pot, when used for comedy, no matter what, will never get old.

The two guys leave their apartment in search of the delicious squares of slider heaven and begin their journey. So far I hope you’re keeping up with the plot. Let me recap: essentially they get high and look for food. As they depart from their apartment, debating just outside their door about whether one should go back and get their cell phone, it just reinforces point number three. And what would a road trip flick be without some nudity, right? Even though I could care less how the trailer suddenly has Harold and Kumar in some blonde’s bedroom, it reminds me of another point taught religiously in the Todd Phillips School of Moviemaking.

4. Nudity is next to godliness. ‘Nuff said.

While the only real mild annoyance here is the alterna-lite rock jam that is placed near the middle of the trailer, and runs throughout the rest, a real treat that takes the attention away from the music comes in the form of Neil Patrick Harris aka Doogie Howser (Who taught me, if ever in a fight, to pop a jive turkey’s eardrums by cupping a hand and bitchslapping the side of their head). It’s good to see Neil playing along as himself, most certainly in a self-effacing manner, for some good, genuinely amusing moments, however brief they may be.

As we near the end, the trailer still packed with some good sound bites, “thank you, come again” springs to mind, and there is some really funny physical humor that defies any real good description with words. What really sold me, though, and this is fact, was how they did not give out the actors’ names in the movie. Instead, the voice over tells us the movie stars “that Asian guy from AMERICAN PIE”, “that Indian guy from VAN WILDER,” and is directed by, “the white guy who directed DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR?” I realize some sect of the movie population will be offended by those kinds of introductions and there will be many others who will try to convince me that VAN WILDER was actually a funny movie (Ryan Reynolds has a cameo in this film, too) but you just can’t help but feel sorry for those kinds of people. It’s a comedy, after all, and if we can’t make fun of Asian guys, white guys (of which “The Chappelle Show” has cornered the market on white guy jokes) or any kind of ethnicity at all then where are we, really, as a culture and nation? This is the kind of crap that will always be funny and if it is seen as anything other than good-natured ribbing then that’s their problem as those kinds of people go into their hole, watch the FRIENDS finale a few more times, convince themselves there will never be another comedy that good again, and have a good cry.

April 30, 2004

Comics in Context #36: From Here to Alternity

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In putting a comic in context, it’s useful to know what the comic’s author himself has to say. So, in preparing to write this column on the final issue of Neil Gaiman’s 1602, I read Jason Pomerantz’s interview with Gaiman for the Comic World News website (forwarded to me by Mr. Gaiman himself). It was rewarding to find that, as I had concluded, Gaiman did indeed intend to try to recapture the spirit of the Marvel comics of the 1960s in 1602, and that he sees one of the series’ themes as “the good, precious things that make America and the American ideals so valuable,” as well as “the ways the American ideal can go wrong.”

Gaiman’s interview also held some major surprises for me, though they do not alter my analysis of the series’ themes. In fact, had I known that Jess Nevins, annotator of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen has done some work on his website annotating 1602 as well, I would have learned the truth about 1602‘s mysterious heroine, Virginia Dare, months ago.

DARE TO BE DIFFERENT

The Roanoke colony was not located at the site of the present day city of Roanoke, which I have visited, but on an island off the Virginia coast. This helps my analogy between 1602‘s Roanoke and Prospero’s island kingdom in Shakespeare’s The Tempest.

Many readers thought that Gaiman had created the character of Virginia Dare. She does have the kind of name one might expect from a comic book, as if she were to grow up into an action heroine. There’s Modesty Blaise, Emma Peel, Lara Croft: Virginia Dare seems like the same sort of name. It even goes farther, by combining the idea of appealing sexual innocence (“Virginia”) with the notion of daring, perhaps even derring-do.

And yet Gaiman did not invent her, after all. As I suspected, she is a figure of both history and legend.

Virginia Dare was indeed the first person of English descent to be born in the New World. It was during her infancy that the Roanoke colony mysteriously disappeared. Here the legends take over. It is speculated that the surviving Roanoke colonists lived among the Indians, adopting their ways. The legend is that Virginia grew into a young woman, but that an Indian whom she rejected as a lover cast a spell on her, transforming her into a white deer. (“Dare” does sound much like “deer.”)

In Gaiman’s 1602 Rojahz ““ the time-traveling Captain America ““ saved the Roanoke colonists from death by starvation and became Virginia Dare’s protector. In Gaiman’s version, Virginia was able to shapeshift from her childhood, and not just into a white deer, but into many different animals.

According to his interview, Gaiman had assumed that Virginia Dare was widely known in America. As it turns out, the vast majority of 1602‘s readers had never heard of her. Perhaps this should be no surprise. I had heard of the mysterious disappearance of the Roanoke colony, but Americans prefer always to look on the bright side of life, and of their history. The unsolved disappearance, and probable death, of the first person born in England’s American colonies, when she was still a baby, is too sad a story. The popular story of early 1600s Virginia that every American knows is the more optimistic saga of Pocahontas saving the life of Captain John Smith. (It’s even now part of the canon of Disney animated features.) A little later, in the 1620s, is another famous tale, that of the Pilgrims celebrating the first Thanksgiving with the Indians.

In each case, this is a story of Native Americans saving colonists from death (by beheading or starvation), of the English colonists living in harmony with the Indians (thereby foreshadowing the American ideal of a peaceful multiracial society), and of an early American colony overcoming hardships and flourishing. Americans believe in success stories; they dislike tragedies like the death of Virginia Dare. (Gaiman’s own story, with Rojahz leading the Indians in helping the people of Roanoke survive, fits into the same pattern as the Pocahontas and Thanksgiving tales.)

The fact that Virginia Dare is a character in actual history and in American folk mythology contradicts nothing I’ve written in past columns about the role she plays in 1602. One source I found on the Internet declares that “The name Virginia Dare came to symbolize wholesomeness and purity”; in 1602 she does as well. She is innocence, unspoiled nature, a young girl representing the fertility of a new land, and liberty and America symbolized by a woman. She is also an analogue to Shakespeare’s Miranda, the heroine of The Tempest, who represents all of these things as well (possibly even America, since it is speculated that The Tempest was inspired by reports of voyages to the New World). As an apparent mutant, she is also the first American-born superheroine. And she also looks like Peter Parker’s first true love, Gwen Stacy, an icon of 1960s comics.

THE PURPLE PREZ

As for the dystopian future America from which the 1602 Cap was banished, Gaiman has denied that the “President for Life” pictured on the posters in issue 8 was intended as a caricature of George W. Bush. In fact, Gaiman does not see the resemblance between them. Well, many readers, including myself, do: the short hair, the beady eyes, the bland smile bordering on a smirk, all familiar from political cartoons. Gaiman may not have intended the President to be George W. Bush, but I wonder if artist Andy Kubert did.

The true identity of the President for Life should have been obvious from what seemed the rather odd, stylized coloring of the posters: this is Daredevil’s longtime adversary Zebediah Killgrave, the Purple Man, whose skin remains purple, but whose purple hair has turned white with age. The Purple Man has the power to make people obey his verbal commands. It was eventually explained that Killgrave’s power works through pheromones, chemicals that his body gives off, so his victims have to be in his physical proximity to fall under his control. It would seem that in 1602‘s alternate future, which Gaiman specifies in the interview as 2061, Killgrave has found a way to extend his power over the entire country.

I’m grateful that Gaiman was not engaging in the kind of superficial political thinking that labels Bush as a potential tyrant. I am nonetheless disappointed that the President turns out to be the Purple Man. For one thing, Killgrave is too small-time a villain. Frank Miller even once did a story that made him into a semi-comedic figure, who did not need to conquer the world because he could have anything he wanted just by asking for it. In the graphic novel Emperor Doom, Killgrave was merely the pawn in the world conquest scheme of Doctor Doom, a genuine major league Marvel villain.

But even if we follow a more malevolent interpretation of Killgrave’s character, he still seems inappropriate in this context. For Captain America and the other super heroes, America’s transformation into a despotism is a tragedy. It doesn’t seem so serious if the nation has simply been mesmerized by the Purple Man. Why would a revolution even be necessary? Just capture or kill Killgrave, and everyone would revert to good democratic Americans. Hitler is not as frightening as the fact that millions of Germans willingly followed him. It has been said more than once that it might make little difference is Osama bin Laden is captured or killed; the real threat is the many terrorists who have been inspired by him and would carry on in his absence. Cap’s sorrow over losing “his” America only carries the proper emotional weight if America willingly embraced tyranny. If the Purple Man is to blame, why is Rojhaz so obsessed with making sure that the America of 1602 turns out differently? All he would have to do is find a way back to the 20th/21st century to keep Killgrave from undergoing the accident that mutated him.

Art works in mysterious ways. It is always important and interesting to know what the creator of a work of art intended. Yet critics and scholars know that the creator is not necessarily the best interpreter of his or her own work. For one thing, the artwork may express subconscious intents of which the creator himself is unaware.

For another, the artwork is a creation that has an existence independent of its creator. If the critic or member of the audience finds a pattern in the artwork that functions well in the context of the overall work, then even if the creator did not intend it, that pattern nonetheless exist. Gaiman and Kubert may not have meant for the President for life to look like President Bush, yet if their readers think he is Bush, and that notion works in the context of the 1602 story, then it’s still a reasonable, valid interpretation.

Here’s another example. In his interview, Jason Pomerantz asks Neil Gaiman if the 1602 characters’ crises of conscience had anything to do with his decision to set his story in the seventeenth century, “a time when notions of individual conscience and political liberty first began to dominate the world stage.” Gaiman replies, “I don’t honestly think so.”

But the story is indeed set in the early 17th century, and, whatever the author’s intentions, I think it is reasonable to see links between the moral and intellectual issues of 1602 and those of the actual period.

Only several days ago as I write this, I happened to see the 1975 film of Bertold Brecht’s play Galileo, and was struck by the unintended parallels between it and 1602. Like Gaiman’s Sir Reed Richards, Galileo Galilei was a scientific genius living in the early 17th century. Like Gaiman’s Reed, Brecht’s Galileo believed that man should use his intellectual abilities to study and learn about the universe. As in 1602, the Church is presented as an institution that maintains its power by suppressing knowledge. Donal in 1602 fears that if the world knew that Thor existed, the Catholic Church, which asserts there is only one God, would fall. In Brecht’s play, Galileo’s insistence that the Earth revolves around the sun contradicts the Church’s literal interpretation of the Bible. Believing that Galileo’s work undercuts the Church’s authority, the Inquisition (which plays a sinister role in 1602) forces him to recant his views.

Was Gaiman subconsciously remembering Galileo’s real life history? Has he ever read Brecht’s play? It could be totally coincidental that Brecht and Gaiman address similar themes in works set in the same time period. But that doesn’t mean a critic like myself isn’t justified in pointing out the parallels between the two works.

And here’s the biggest coincidental resemblance between Galileo and 1602: Galileo’s daughter is named (believe it or not) Virginia.

GETHSEMENE

Let’s return to the final issue of 1602 where we left off last time, at the halfway point. Peter Parquagh, the 1602 counterpart to Peter Parker, has arrived on Roanoke Island, having been compelled by King James I to join his aide, David Banner, in an expedition to find and assassinate England’s former spymaster Sir Nicholas Fury.

Peter enters singing the traditional English song “Greensleeves,” including lines about being wrongly “cast… off” by his beloved and how he was “delighting in your company.” Peter had not been “cast off” by Virginia, but this song suggests how he feels about her and cues the reader to hope they will be reunited.

Peter, shocked, discovers the corpses of the other members of his party (except for Banner), and then finds Fury cleaning his blade: he has killed them all. This is justifiable, since they were out to kill him. (It could be argued, though, that Fury’s super-powered allies could have captured the assassins without killing them.)

Fury bids Peter, “Come over here, lad. I’ll not harm you.” Peter cautiously keeps his distance: he will not trust Fury. Nor will he tell Fury where Banner is: it is not that Peter is loyal to Banner and James, but more likely that Peter abhors killing anyone.

This scene turns on the question of whether Fury can be trusted. He says he will not harm Peter, but he also notes that Peter “crossed the Atlantic to kill me.” Fury seems to hold no grudge against him for this: “it’s nothing to be ashamed of.” Presumably Fury knows Peter well enough to realize that James must have pressured him into joining these assassins. In fact, Fury even appears to blame himself for what happened to Peter, saying it was “Too late the day I came and took you to London” from his uncle and aunt’s home.

Note too that Fury keeps his back to Peter in this scene. One might consider this a sign of trust. Peter is wielding a blade, but Fury believes Peter will not use it against him.

Then again, we soon see in another panel that in cleaning the blade Fury allows it to serve as a mirror, and he is indeed watching Peter. So is Fury simply being cautious or is he setting a trap?

One of 1602‘s themes is that of fathers and children, real or surrogate. Virginia has two fathers: her actual father Ananias, and her symbolic father protector Rojahz. Fury and Peter are figuratively father and son as well: Fury has been Peter’s mentor through the series.

As Peter realizes, Fury “heard me coming” and could easily have killed him, but didn’t. Now Peter asks why. Fury explains “I saw myself in you, I think” as looks into his blade, which reflects both Peter and the eyepatch covering his dead eye. This image links the two men together. It may further symbolize the idea that Fury is figuratively “dead,” in the sense that his life has reached a dead end, like his “dead” eye, while young, idealistic Peter represents life. (Fury even says “I’ll never forget the first day I clapped eyes on you, Peter,” which may suggest Fury still had sight in both eyes when they first met. If so, then perhaps this links Peter to happier times in Fury’s life.)

“I saw myself in you” means that Fury regards Peter as his other self, an alternate version of himself. Fury points out that they have similar backgrounds, both being orphans. Now, in Marvel continuity, the “real” Nick Fury was not an orphan: his father died when Nick was a child, but he was raised by his mother. Perhaps this is one reason why the 1602 Nicholas Fury seems a darker soul than his present day counterpart.

Of course, it’s no surprise that there is a similarity between Fury and Peter in that both of their present day counterparts were co-created by the same man, Stan Lee.

Fury found success through his skills as a soldier. He refers to fighting in “Open warfare, and secret wars.” That may refer to the present day Nick Fury’s two series, Sgt. Fury, set in World War II, and Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD, which places him in the shadowy world of spies and subversive organizations. I suppose it could even be a reference to Marvel’s Secret Wars series, in which Fury did not actually take part.

Fury reminisces that he received “a fine house, and beautiful gardens” and was knighted by the Queen for his battlefield successes. He then notes simply, “James’ll have given my house to one of his favourites by now.” (You notice the British spellings throughout, a nice touch for this series that transposes modern American heroes to 17th century England.)

Here is a man who was rewarded by the previous regime, and given great status. And now, with a change of rulers, his wealth and position are both gone, and he is left with nothing. Surely anyone who prospered by loyally working for a company for years, only to be let go after a change in once the company fell into different hands can identify with Fury’s fate. Even the queen and the vision of government she represented are no more.

It is no wonder if, perhaps, the Fury of 1602 wonders if his life had any meaning or value at all.

Fury recalls that the Queen “laughed at me” because he had no interests beyond warfare. “What I did was what I was.” His life suffered from lack of balance; now that his career as a soldier and spymaster has ended, he has nothing to fall back on for work or for emotional sustenance. “And now. . .nothing I do matters. Everything I did. . .” and his voice trails off, as if it is too painful to continue voicing his despair.

Fury shifts to a related theme: “There’s blood on my hands, boy.”

Even his past achievements are morally tainted.

Fury then invokes the religious faith that he and Sir Richard Reed (counterpart to the Fantastic Four’s Reed Richards) share: “Reed says that God made a thousand, thousand worlds, each like this one, only different.” Reed has intuited the principle of Marvel’s alternate realities, in which an individual can make a fateful decision that results in divergent timelines: in one timeline he chose a particular path, but in the other he made a different choice. Fury continues, ” I hope there’s only one if them in which I choose to walk another path. But I fear that in any universe my path will be marked with blood.”

This reminds me of the debate in The Dark Knight Strikes Again over determinism vs. free will. Fury despairs that violence is so ingrained in his personality that he could never have led a different path.

Notice that Fury’s situation parallels Cap’s: each served a government that has in effect been supplanted by another. Cap says he lost “his” America; Fury has lost “his” England. But while Cap battles on by protecting Virginia (the girl and the colony), Fury is giving up the fight.

Fury makes this clear: “Reed seeks to save the world. I no longer care if it lives or dies.”

Nor does he care about his own life: he tells Peter to “slit my throat” if he so wishes, and “Take my head back to James.” This is not simply death but surrender to his political enemy.

Now one might ask why Fury killed James’s assassins if he doesn’t care if he lives or dies. But perhaps the point is that he will not save his own life at the price of killing Peter, his figurative son and better self. Or perhaps it was not until Fury opened up his emotions in this long soliloquy that he was overcome by this suicidal despair. “I’ll not fight. I’m done,” Fury says, lowering his head as if for the executioner’s axe. Saying “I’m done” is like pronouncing himself dead.

And then Fury looks about and, surprised, finds that Peter is gone.

Fury smiles triumphantly.

Now, what does that mean? A cynical interpretation would be that Fury was just putting on an act, trying to trick Peter into giving up the idea of killing him. Fury, as we see elsewhere in this issue, is fully capable of lying and manipulating others.

But, of course, Fury could have killed Peter at any time during this scene: this studious young boy, even armed, is no match for this old soldier.

I prefer a more positive, optimistic interpretation. Fury regards Peter as another version of himself. But whereas Fury worried that “in any universe my path will be marked with blood,” Peter has just demonstrated that he can make a different choice. Peter, representing a new generation, need not walk the same bloody path that his “father”/mentor did. (To put it another way, Peter is to Fury as Luke is to Darth Vader.) In fact, if Peter, Fury’s other self, can turn away from violence, then perhaps Fury now feels that he himself is capable of better things.

In short, Fury is smiling, perhaps even laughing, with new hope. To continue the religious theme, this scene was Fury’s Garden of Gethsemene, during which he underwent both spiritual “death” and spiritual rebirth.

And now Fury has a reason to try to save the world: to save it for his “son” Peter, and the new generation he represents, some of whom, this series shows, will form the new nation of America. Fury will fight to save Peter just as Rojahz fights to protect his “daughter” Virginia, who symbolizes America.

Returning to The Tempest analogy, in that play Prospero administers a test to young Ferdinand to determine if he will be a proper husband for his daughter Miranda. Fury, intentionally or not, just posed a test to Peter, who passed with the proverbial flying colors.

This scene could even be a comment on kid sidekicks in superhero comics. Batman sees himself in Robin ““ both were orphaned by criminals ““ just as Fury sees himself in Peter. Like Batman with Robin, Fury has drawn Peter into his own line of work. But Batman presumably does not really want Robin to be as driven and unhappy as he is (a theme that Frank Miller makes clear in the Dark Knight books), just as Fury does not wish Peter to suffer through the same kind of life he led.

THE BETRAYAL

The scene shifts back to London, where King James gets his comeuppance at the hands of Matthew, 1602‘s counterpart to Daredevil.

Here, Matthew acts very much in the mode of Frank Miller’s version of Daredevil, though he retains a wittiness reminiscent of Stan Lee’s dialogue for the character. Matthew calls himself “a devil in the dark,” evoking the idea of Daredevil as a symbolic “devil” or shadow figure who nonetheless serves the cause of good. Being a “devil” makes Matthew an outcast from the religious establishment (which, in England, is headed by James), but he paradoxically is a genuinely moral man. (He is blind justice, in fact.)

Matthew makes it clear that he will kill James if he harms Fury. Those who may doubt Fury’s moral importance in this issue should take note: three different heroic characters act to save Fury’s life. Peter is the first of these, and Matthew is the second. The fact that they think so highly of Fury may signal his moral value to the readers.

Matthew’s warning to James to leave Ireland alone is a good bit, referring not only to England’s subsequent oppression of Ireland (which perhaps will not happen in the 1602 timeline) and Matthew/Daredevil’s own Irish background.

Now, by 1602‘s end Fury will have mysteriously disappeared. I wonder if Matthew will presume that James is responsible and return to take vengeance. (Mind you, Matthew has basically threatened to assassinate James, so here 1602 borders dangerously on what I recently dubbed the Authoritarian School of superhero stories, in which superheroes impose their will on society and government. And killing James might well plunge Britain into civil war, which his accession had prevented. Still, in this story’s context it’s satisfying to see James get a good, deserved scare after the horror he has perpetrated.)

In the next scene Carlos Javier (1602‘s version of the X-Men’s Charles Xavier) and Enrico, the former Grand Inquisitor (1602‘s Magneto) hold a meeting that involves mistrust and misapprehension. Enrico realizes that Javier could easily have killed him by having Iceman imprison his ship in solid ice. (Similarly, Fury and Peter each could have killed the other but chose not to.) But Enrico interprets Javier’s act of mercy as merely a tactical maneuver: “You’ve come back. . .to parley. You need something.” Javier does indeed need Enrico’s help. But Enrico seems unwilling to accept that Javier’s real reason for sparing Enrico’s life, as we saw earlier, is that Javier simply believes killing is wrong.

Javier asks Enrico if he wishes to remove his helmet. The mistrustful Enrico refuses, since the helmet protects his mind from being psychically manipulated by Xavier’s. Javier asks, “Do you believe I could do that?” and Enrico changes the subject, unwilling to debate a question whose answer he finds obvious. Is it? The 1602 Javier does not seem the sort of person to alter a former friend’s thoughts, but Xavier has twice tampered with Magneto’s mind in modern X-Men continuity.

One might say that in those cases Xavier committed an evil act in the service of good. Here, in 1602, Javier agrees to Enrico’s unstated terms to save the world. Xavier must make a moral compromise with evil, thereby incorporating shadow forces onto the heroes’ side, to defeat a greater evil. As Enrico states, Javier must do this “Because the alternative is worse.”

Henry, the counterpart to the X-Men’s Beast, calls Enrico a “monster,” but Javier retorts, “There are no monsters, Henry. Surely you have learned that by now.” Thus Javier gently reminds Henry that they and other mutants are also unjustly labeled as monsters. Henry is talking not about the fact that Enrico is a mutant but about Enrico’s morality: he is a murderer many times over. But Javier is taking the noble position that no person is wholly evil. Javier is extending more trust to Enrico than Enrico does towards him.

Next the scene shifts to Donal, the aged monk who has used an enchanted walking stick to transform himself into the Norse god Thor. But Donal believes that the Church forbids recognizing the existence of other gods. Though Reed needs Thor’s powers to save the cosmos, Donal refuses to change again. (Oddly, no one seems to consider the question whether somebody else could change into Thor by using the walking stick.)

“Though God Himself demanded it, I will not,” Donal thunders. In phrasing his refusal that way Donal sets his own will above that of God. By the precepts of Donal’s own religion, that is a sin.

Like Fury and Rojahz, Donal has also seen his world figuratively collapse. He dedicated his life to his religious faith, and yet by transforming into Thor, he has gained proof that his worldview was incorrect, and that there are other gods. His earlier drunken ramblings about the collapse of his worldview is a more comedic counterpart to Fury’s soliloquy of despair.

Another theme of 1602 is its stand against moral absolutism. The series criticizes people who adhere so vehemently to a rigid system of moral precepts that they cannot adapt their views to changing circumstances and new information. The absolutists thereby violate genuine morality by clinging to their outmoded, even destructive systems of thinking. Other absolutists in the series include Magneto, who Javier observed is like a man who only knows one tune to play on his lute; the Inquisition and James, who destroy those who disagree with them.

So here Donal refuses to commit what he considers to be a mortal sin, even though it is necessary to save the entire universe. By saying he would not transform into Thor even if “God Himself demanded it,” Donal even indicates that part of him may recognize that true morality requires him to change his views, and to change into Thor as well.

It soon becomes clear that what really bothers Donal is not what God’s attitude towards Thor may be. “The price is I spend every waking moment remembering what it was like to be him,” Donal says. He asks, “do you think if I were to become him again, that I would ever let myself change back into this?”

Here Gaiman is examining one of the basic conventions of the superhero genre, the secret identity. In his book The Great Comic Book Heroes, Jules Feiffer asks why Superman would want to lead an everyday life as the powerless, human Clark Kent, and postulates that by doing so Superman may be masochistically punishing himself. Donal, a frail, elderly man, is torn between the lure of sharing in Thor’s power, youth and vitality and his ascetic sense that it is sinful to embrace such physical pleasures. To transform back into Thor would be to change his identity in more ways than one.

It is Susan, the Invisible Woman, who finds the key to Donal’s conundrum. Her ghostly presence stands to the side of Reed; if he represents a male form of intellect, then she, perhaps, represents its feminine counterpart. Susan asks Donal if Thor is “wiser” than he. This is a nice touch. For one thing, it indicates that superhuman status may lie in intellect as well as in physical power. (Reed, Strange, and Javier are primarily cerebral heroes.) Donal rejects physical pleasures, but wisdom is a more spiritual quality.

“You were listening to me, weren’t you?” asks Donal, and Susan replies, “I told you I was,” as they join hands in agreement. Susan’s role reminds me of that of a good psychotherapist, who provides a sounding board for her patient and makes perceptive observations. Donal transforms back into Thor, who tells her, “You are wiser than all of them, Susan Storm.” The idea of female wisdom was raised earlier by Clea, but here the theme has returned in a more serious context. Susan humbly denies Thor’s praise, saying, “No, I just listened when he spoke,” thus reiterating her psychiatrist role. Fury was the mentor of Peter, and Javier the mentor of the X-Men’s counterparts; Susan is a different kind of mentor and spiritual guide.

Earlier in this issue Fury had forced the villagers to join together with the superheroes under his leadership. Now, however, we see the villagers and superheroes joined together at a strategy meeting headed by Reed. This seems to be much more of a genuine community, people working together towards a common goal.

Fury is among them. Whereas earlier, in his despair, he said he did not care if the world survived, now he is working to save it, and doing so as a subordinate to Reed.

The problem that Reed and his allies face is that all of reality is about to be obliterated by a disruption of the timestream. That disruption was created when Captain America was sent back in time from a dystopian America of the mid-21st century. In 1602 Captain America has adopted the identity of the Indian Rojahz. The only way to prevent the oncoming apocalypse is to send Cap/Rojahz back to his own time through the temporal rift.

It is Fury who notices who is missing from the gathering: Rojhaz himself. Fury seeks out Virginia to see if she knows where Rojhaz is. Though Fury addresses her rudely (“Hey! Girl! You!”), he ends up kneeling before her. In part this is because Virginia is so short. But I wonder if it also signifies that Virginia is the figurative successor to the person whom Fury served before, Elizabeth, the Virgin Queen.

Fury tells Virginia that “Without him,” Rojahz, “your colony is dead. So is your father. And the world.” This is all true. Fury swears “in England’s name,” not to “hurt” him. “I give you my word, Virginia. The word of a gentleman.” And these will prove to be lies.

It is possible that Fury means what he says when he makes these promises to Virginia. But it is more likely that Fury is well aware that he will use violence if he deems it necessary.

Fury swears in England’s name. Yet Fury’s England, the England of Elizabeth I, no longer exists. Fury says “my word” is “the word of a gentleman.” But Fury was not born a gentleman, and James has apparently deprived him of the status that Elizabeth granted him. So Fury’s promises are not what they seem on the surface.

How does Fury’s “persuasion scene” with Virginia compare with his earlier “persuasion” scene with Peter? Was Fury playing the role of a trickster in both scenes? If Fury voiced his true feelings in the scene with Peter, is it possible that those sincere emotions lie beneath the surface deceits in this scene with Virginia?

Now Virginia serves as Fury’s guide, transforming into a white dog to track down Rojhaz. So, it seems, Virginia is not limited to transforming into animals native to America; otherwise, she would have become a wolf. Remember that in the early issues Fury refused to believe in Dr. Strange’s powers. Although this is not emphasized, Virginia’s transformation is yet more proof for Fury that the paranormal exists.

Fury finds Rojhaz, who, in another fine stroke, now wears warpaint that mimics the mask of Captain America. The fact that it is warpaint also signals that Cap is in a mood to confront, not to cooperate.

Cap refuses to return to the future, because he insists on remaining to protect the nascent America. “They need me,” he declares. “We don’t have to make the same mistakes again. we’re here at the birth of a nation. . .of a dream.” I suppose since Captain America does not seem to age, it is possible that Rojhaz could continue to watch over this new America for decades, perhaps even centuries to come.

Fury points out that “If you don’t return to your own time, there won’t be anything,” but Rojahz is not persuaded. This seems out of character for Captain America. After all, after coming out of suspended animation in Avengers #4, Cap has borne witness to the super-science of Marvel-Earth and joined with other heroes in saving the planet from cosmic perils. He should therefore recognize that the threat to the universe that Strange and Reed foresee is a genuine possibility. It’s true that Rojahz does not remember everything from the future, so perhaps he does not recall the cosmic threats he faced. Still, he knows that time travel is possible, so why can’t he believe that his journey through the timestream imperils the world?

Just as Fury was driven to despair by losing “his” version of England, so Cap is now obsessed having lost “his” version of America in his own time. So Cap/Rojahz is adamant about remaining in Roanoke to protect this new America. He has become yet another of 1602‘s moral absolutists, unwilling to adapt to a new reality.

It seems to me that Captain America would recognize the necessity of sacrificing himself to prevent his beloved America from being obliterated from existence throughout time. Indeed, one of the themes of the Captain America series from the Silver Age onward has been Cap’s steadfast loyalty to his American ideals while adapting to times very different from those of World War II America. Captain America does not become stuck in outmoded ways. I understand the role that Rojahz’s refusal to cooperate with Fury plays thematically in 1602; I am not persuaded that the character of Captain America would act this way.

There follows Fury’s third persuasion scene in this issue. Rojhaz has not agreed to go back. Fury asks him to come down and discuss the matter and says, “I won’t hurt you.” This is the same promise about Rojhaz that he made to Virginia, who is watching in dog form.

Fury asks Rojhaz if the Fury he knew in his own time “. . .would that other Nicholas Fury betray you? Would he lie to you?” Moved by the memory of his friendship with the other Fury, Captain America agrees to “come down,” presumably to talk; this is not a promise to go back.

Extending his hand, Fury calls Rojhaz “Good man,” as indeed Captain America is. Sir Nicholas Fury, though, has a somewhat different moral code. “You know,” he begins (with an anachronistic turn of phrase), “that other Nick Fury you knew,” and then Fury strikes Cap down with a rock: “I’m not him.”

Well, I’d commented in an earlier column that a Nicholas Fury who would condone the use of torture is not like the present-day Nick. The 1602 version grew up in a harsher time and place than Franklin Roosevelt’s New Deal America.

But I think it altogether possible that, with the fate of the world at stake, “our” Nick Fury would also lie and betray a friend to save the planet. Fury could have tried to persuade Rojhaz, but Fury presumably thought he could not take the chance Rojhaz could not be convinced. And, unless he took him by surprise, Fury could not overpower Cap.

This scene, in which Fury strikes Captain America down, is the most ambiguous in the entire series. Did Fury kill Rojahz?

Or merely render him unconscious? (Since this is the Captain America of an alternate future, his fate dies not affect the Captain America of the present day.) Rojahz never revives in the course of this issue, so there is no proof one way or the other.

Would sending Captain America back to the future work in preventing the disaster if Cap was dead? If Cap is dead, does this mean that another living person must to be sent forward in time with him?

Significantly, Virginia, in the form of the white hound, watches as Fury overcomes Rojhaz, her protector and father figure. She does not try to stop Fury, and she follows him as he carries Rojhaz towards the temporal rift.

Perhaps Virginia’s reaction (or lack of it, as in Sherlock Holmes’s case of the dog that did not bark) indicates that Rojahz is not dead.

Whether he is dead or not, Virginia apparently approves of what Fury has done. She adapts to the fact that it is more important to prevent the approaching catastrophe than to allow Rojahz to remain in 1602, despite her personal connection with him. (Virginia overheard at least part of Reed’s earlier discussion about closing the temporal rift.) Perhaps, in a way, Fury has even taken over as Virginia Dare’s ““ and Roanoke’s ““ new protector.
THE SACRIFICE

As Fury carries his weighty burden (like a cross?) towards the rift, as a small, silhouetted dinosaur watches from a tree (like a vulture?), Banner sights Fury in his telescope (a new invention at that time) and aims his crossbow. “It’s our time,” Banner grimly declares, as if he and the repressive forces he represents are about to take control of the course of destiny.

Remember that in the Hulk’s origin story, Bruce Banner, through creating the gamma bomb, also dealt in meting out death from afar.

Suddenly Virginia attacks Banner, preventing him from slaying Fury. Keep in mind that Virginia did not similarly attack Fury to prevent him from overcoming (even killing?) Rojhaz. Thus Virginia becomes the third person in this issue to protect Fury, following Peter and Matthew. Her willingness to save Fury’s life signals her acceptance of Fury’s actions.

In turn Peter, who seems to recognize Virginia in canine form, disobeys Banner’s command to kill the dog so that he can still “get a clean shot at Fury.” Peter will not harm Virginia, and once again he has spared Fury’s life. Since Matthew, Peter and even Virginia, a symbol of America, all seek to protect Fury, perhaps this is Gaiman’s way of signaling us that Fury is indeed a hero of this story. To prevent a far greater evil, Javier had to make a deal with the “devil,” Enrico, Donal had to “sin” by turning back into Thor, and Fury had to deceive and harm (even kill?) a “good man” who trusted him.

In the course of this last scene the colors grow pale and give way to shades of gray, as if 1602 had changed from a color movie into a black and white film. Banner observes that “The light is so strange. . .I think a storm is coming.” Or, if you prefer, a tempest. It is also the approaching end of the world.

As Fury carries Rojahz to the site of the rift, the other heroes wait behind a barrier of rocks, which suggests the protective trench for the gamma bomb test in the Hulk’s origin. Fury calls to them to “Make it ““ happen”: sending Rojahz back through time and sealing the rift.

Javier says “it would mean Fury’s death” were he to remain when Rojhaz is sent back through the “gate” in time. But Clea angrily retorts, “Were you not listening? This is what he wants.” It is she who gives the order to proceed. Is this another sign of women’s wisdom, or rather of the otherdimensional Clea’s disdain for human lives?

Does Fury know that the temporal rift might kill him? If it doesn’t, then it will send him to an alien future. Perhaps even though Fury again cares about saving the world, he no longer cares about his own life. Just like Strange, he is sacrificing himself for others; remember, the series began with the two of them in conversation. Perhaps Fury is even attempting to expiate his life of bloodshed through sacrificing himself.

The 1602 Fury fits the archetype of the flawed hero who ensures his people will achieve the Promised Land but cannot go there himself. Think of Moses, of course, or Sydney Carton in Dickens’ A Tale of Two Cities. A fine, specifically American example is Ethan Edwards, the character whom John Wayne plays in John Ford’s epic Western,. The Searchers, a violent loner who aids a peaceful community of which he can never truly be a part. (In the famous concluding shot of The Searchers, Wayne stands in a portal whose door swings shut, and, by coincidence, the 1602 Fury is also last seen in a portal that opens and then closes. Chris Claremont cites The Searchers as an influence on his characterization of Wolverine in an interview I did with him for Back Issue #4.)

Fury carries Cap into the great glowing loop that signifies the temporal rift. The loop is part of the symbol of infinity, and hence a sign of the universe. It’s even as if Fury and Captain America are somehow achieving transcendence, entering into a higher realm. Fury holds Rojahz’s body up, as if offering him ““ and himself ““ as a sacrifice to the forces governing the universe.

But we are also to think of the glowing rift as an atomic explosion. Banner pushes Peter down to save his life from the unleashed energies, thereby reenacting the critical moment in the Hulk’s origin story, in which Bruce Banner pushes Rick Jones into the safety of the trench, only to be exposed himself to the radiation of the gamma bomb.

In the Hulk’s origin, Bruce Banner had aligned himself with the military to creating a weapon of mass destruction; he showed no moral qualms whatsoever about this. This is comparable to the 1602 Banner, who is the willing aide to the malevolent King James and has no qualms about assassinating Fury. What finally awakens Bruce Banner’s conscience is seeing the unwary Rick Jones on the gamma bomb test site; Banner then risks his life to save Jones, only to fall victim to his own evil creation, the gamma bomb’s radiation. Similarly, 1602‘s Banner suddenly turns hero to save Peter. (And hence Peter Parquagh is the 1602 counterpart to both Spider-Man and Rick Jones.)

There is “the sound of a universe screaming in pain, the sound of a world dying. And after that, silence” and a black panel: a universe has died. The “pain” and blinding flash of light echo Cap’s memories of his own transition to 1602, but now on a scale that the “noise” “fills the world.”

THE RESURRECTION

But the 1602 timeline died so that the “true” time-space continuum would be “reborn” and restored. The Watcher states that “I feel time reconfigure itself.” This is the Campbellian point of death and resurrection extended to cover an entire universe, indeed, all of creation.

He also singles out the fate of the Roanoke colonists. In the “true” timeline, without Rojhaz to aid them, most of them died of starvation.

The Watcher tells us that the ultimate fate of Virginia Dare is the same as in the legend: she was killed in the form of a white deer. And so the people of the Roanoke colony died that “everything else may exist.”

The Watcher too feels he has engaged in moral compromise to do what is right. “Everything I did, I did for good reason. And yet. . .If this is right, why do I feel so. . .empty?” Uatu and his fellow Watchers found they could not be absolutists, either. Had they failed to make an exception to their rule of noninterference, all of reality would have been obliterated.

Not until recently, reading the America’s Best Comics paperback’s Little Nemo parody with Promethea visiting worlds in the solar system, did I realize that the Watcher is Lee and Kirby’s version of the Man in the Moon! (This only took me decades to figure out.)

Uatu wonders if he had not interfered if the heroes could have mended time themselves, just as readers may wonder if Fury could have persuaded Cap to go back willingly.

A Watcher from his race’s High Tribunal appears as a godlike figure, looming over Uatu just as Uatu towers over human beings. Their High Tribunal’s Watcher says that Uatu feels “shame” for violating their race’s vow of nonintervention, and that the Tribunal feel both “shamed by you” and “proud of you.”

This suggests to me that to violate one moral law to serve a higher purpose does not entirely excuse the violation. It was necessary for Uatu to intervene to prevent reality’s destruction, but that does not mean that he does not regret violating his sacred oath. The High Tribunal Watcher instructs Uatu to feel both “shame” and “triumph.” So, similarly, we learn in a few pages that Donal is “screaming” within Thor. And Fury’s betrayal of Rojahz was still wrong, even if it was necessary to save the cosmos. These are all cases of necessary, but regrettable evils, undertaken to prevent greater evils.

Note that the Watcher from the High Tribunal addresses Uatu as “Ikor’s child.” So the theme of father and child turns up again. We might postulate that the High Tribunal Watcher is a member of Ikor’s generation, and so he is symbolically conveying the approval of the father’s generation to the son.

This is a version of what Joseph Campbell calls the scene of the recognition of the hero, wherein Uatu’s contribution to saving the cosmos is recognized and rewarded. Uatu is presented with a “gift.” The watcher from the High Tribunal tells him, “We have crafted it from the fringes of Alternity.” This reminds me of the late Mark Gruenwald’s fanzine “Omniverse” (on which I was a writer and assistant editor), which dealt primarily with alternate realities and timelines as they are depicted in comics. Mark published “Omniverse” through his own company, Alternity Enterprises. (Were “Omniverse” still being published, it would surely devote an article to 1602.)

Uatu’s gift turns out to be the 1602 cosmos, now in the form of a “pocket universe.” And so the 1602 universe, and its analogues to present day Marvel characters, has likewise undergone death and resurrection. In a sense, those characters and their world are thus also being recognized as heroes of this story. And they have gained a new, protective father figure: Uatu himself, who, in contrast with his usual emotionless demeanor, says he will carry this universe “in my heart.”

As Uatu watches his gift, we move from an all-black panel to one showing Earth, then the coast of Virginia, and finally focuses in on Banner and Peter, as if the 1602 world had returned to life from oblivion before our eyes.

The caption over the panel of Banner and Peter, “Nothing has changed. . . .” seemingly spoken by Banner, is ironic, for both of them will soon indeed change. I wonder if, by saving Peter’s life, Banner has become his new father figure.

Reed wonders aloud how they would ever know if their universe had ended and a new universe had taken its place, and Clea says philosophers may debate this till the end of time. It’s true. We are aware of existing in our own timeline. Is it possible that an event at some point in the future, or past, could somehow obliterate the entire time-space continuum, past, present, and future, including the moment we are now experiencing? How could that be possible. (“Omniverse” existed to unravel such conundrums. Now if only someone would make it possible for us to revive it.)

Clea reiterates about Strange, “He died that worlds might live,” and I once again think of Christ imagery, even if Strange was beheaded rather than crucified.

There is a wonderful bit with Clea going “home” through a portal into a recognizably Ditkoesque surreal universe. It’s enough to make me wonder if the mystical dimensions in Steve Ditko’s Marvel work helped inspire Gaiman’s creation of the Dreaming.

Before leaving, Thor again salutes Susan Storm’s wisdom, so this seems to be a point that Gaiman wants emphasized.

Perhaps because they worked together in saving the universe, Enrico’s attitude towards Javier has changed for the better. Enrico’s terms for cooperating with Javier prove to be as “reasonable” as he promised. More significantly, Enrico doffs his protective helmet, demonstrating his trust that Javier will not tamper with his thoughts. Indeed, Enrico goes farther and entrusts Javier with teaching his children, Wanda and Petros. Once again, the Neo-Silver theme of fathers and children thus reemerges. As in the 1960s, Wanda and Pietro/Petrus are unaware that Magneto is their father. Actually, neither Magneto nor anyone else knew this in the Silver Age; their relationship was first hinted at in 1979.

Next we are shown Reed and the (still invisible) Susan standing together, his hand on her shoulder, in an image of their love.

Reed worries, “But I fear the creation that has been restored is not the same as the one that would have been.” Susan says, “We gave Rojhaz back to the Future. . . .” and Reed responds, “We also gave them Fury.”

Now, what might this exchange imply? For one thing, it suggests that Rojhaz/Captain America is still alive. Moreover, despite Javier’s contention that Fury would die in the rift, Reed seems to believe that Fury survived and traveled to the future, as well.

But how would they know? They saw Rojahz’s unmoving body: was he alive or dead? They cannot see into the future to know if Fury survived, although since Captain America survived the original time trip, one may presume that the passage through the rift is not lethal. Perhaps Reed and Susan’s conversation is Gaiman’s means of signaling the reader that he intends that Cap and Fury are still alive.

One might wonder if the balance in the time-space continuum has truly been restored. One person, Captain America, was sent to 1602, but two people were sent forward in time. This is probably not worth worrying about: we ourselves have seen that the Marvel Universe has been restored, and the Watchers, who should know whether or not the balance is restored, seem satisfied there is no further danger.

Is Reed’s worrying meant to sound an ominous note? Perhaps it depends on how the reader regards Fury. Considering his capacity for treachery and violence, does he present a danger to the future? I regard his actions in this issue as ultimately heroic, though if he had killed Cap, they would earn shame as well as triumph, to use the Watchers’ terms. Or is Reed merely being the careful scientist, simply observing that things will be different now that Fury has been displaced from their time into another, without making a moral judgment. In fact, Reed might even be regretting the loss of a friend and ally: his own life will be different because Fury is gone.

Since the 1602 universe still exists at the series’ end, there could be more 1602 stories someday. It’s too bad that Strange, Jean and Doom were all killed off. Or were they? By the laws of story Gaiman has invoked, Doctor Doom’s many “deaths” never prove to be permanent. When we last saw Doom in 1602, he was in bad shape, but he was still alive and talking; for him, this is an easy “death” to survive. As we know, Strange can exist in astral form on the Earthly plane. (Perhaps Gaiman has read Steve Englehart’s never-finished Dr. Strange story arc about The Mystical History of America. And if Strange is a Christ figure, then his resurrection is assured.) Jean Grey’s body was incinerated, but the appearance of the Phoenix force suggested she had risen into a higher form. As we shall soon see, 1602‘s analogue to Prospero’s island has its own Caliban; wouldn’t Jean, as Phoenix, make an appropriate Ariel? 1602 also now lacks its own Cap and Fury, but Peter is Fury’s student and figurative “son,” and could carry on in his place, while Virginia, as Rojahz’s “daughter,” can take over as the embodiment of the American spirit. Maybe there could even finally be a place for the missing analogue of Tony Stark. (As a weapons maker whom James dispatches to the Roanoke colony with a party of soldiers?) Who else might have been mutated by the radiation from the temporal rift? What if there’s a resident of Roanoke named Henry Pym, who becomes the colony’s equivalent of Paul Bunyan? (And the Wasp, Janet Van Dyne, sounds like she could be the daughter of a Dutch tradesman to me.)

Gaiman says in the Comic World News interview that he may do more 1602 stories in the future. (I wonder if his contract with Marvel ensures that only he can write 1602, or whether, as so often happens, lesser writers will take it upon themselves to write sequels to someone else’s successful series.) But at last year’s San Diego Con Gaiman referred to “the mysterious second project I agreed to do” for Marvel, and mentioned that he had agreed with editor in chief Joe Quesada that “it could come right out of 1602.” (See Comics in Context #8.)

So my guess is that the real sequel to 1602 will concern the exploits of Rojahz/Captain America and the 1602 Fury in the alternate future with President Killgrave. Seeing Captain America leading a new American Revolution has a lot of potential. How would he get along with the 1602 Fury after Fury betrayed him in this issue? Would the more idealistic Cap and the more Machiavellian Fury disagree over the revolution’s methods? Would the 1602 Fury, who served a monarch and shows no interest in democracy, even side with the revolutionaries? And what about the modern-day Nick Fury, who, thanks to the Infinity Formula, ages slowly if at all? Is he still alive in this dystopian future, and, if so, has he fallen under Killgrave’s control? It may even be necessary to go on another time trip, to prevent this dystopian future from coming about in the first place.

THE BIRTH OF A NATION

On the final page of this current 1602 series, we see the Hulk, colored gray as he was in his first story, marauding through the forest. Here we have the laws of story that Reed invoked in issue 7 in action. The handsome Otto von Doom, in his final scene, ended up with a scarred face like his modern day counterpart. And now 1602‘s Banner, exposed to the cosmic energies of the temporal rift, has finally fallen victim to his inevitable destiny, and been transformed into the Hulk. (And hey, Banner’s purple robes turn out to be the counterpart to the traditional purple pants worn by the Hulk.) Since Gaiman has established that the American wilderness is 1602‘s Savage Land, complete with dinosaurs, this makes a good environment for the Hulk: he can roam about and fight monsters. Reviewers of the Hulk movie compared him to King Kong: now he has an island realm like Kong’s Skull Island. And the Hulk is the Caliban of 1602‘s analogue to Prospero’s isle.

The counterpart to Prospero himself may be Reed, who, though he is a scientist, is a “magician” as well, according to the late Dr. Strange.

Reed tells Javier, “My own suggestion would be to declare the colony independent of England.” Now, Fury had already suggested this to Ananias Dare. But for Fury, this was a tactical maneuver for protecting the colony, as well as a means of seizing power by asserting himself as the colony’s unelected ruler.

When Reed speaks of “My own suggestion,” Gaiman puts “own” in italics for emphasis, perhaps to distinguish Reed’s suggestion from Fury’s.

In contrast with Fury, Reed seems motivated by a more democratic vision of political society. Javier asks Reed if he will be the new colony’s king, but Reed, like George Washington, refuses to be a monarch: “I do not believe that there will be any more call for Kings or for Queens.” Elizabeth’s time has passed; James is irrelevant to the colony’s future.

Reed continues, “I shall propose to Master Dare that we make the colony a place where people-people of all shapes and talents ““ can prosper.” Note that Reed says he will “propose” this to Dare, the colony’s official leader; this sharply contrasts with Fury, who pressured and manipulated Dare into ceding authority to him. But it is clear that Reed is the visionary who will become the colony’s real leader once it becomes an independent nation.

Reed’s phrase, “people of all shapes” may literally refer to the fact that some of the superhumans in this new community do not look like “normal” human beings. But this may be Gaiman’s metaphor for people of all backgrounds. Reed’s new nation represents America as “melting pot,” a multiethnic, multiracial, multicultural society, a place where, ideally, people of different backgrounds live together in harmony and cooperation. No wonder that Reed is talking to, and even carrying Javier in this scene: Reed’s vision of America is the same as the modern day Charles Xavier’s “dream” of racial integration and tolerance.

When Reed says that this new nation will be a place where “people of all shapes and talents ““ can prosper,” he is describing the American dream, America as a place where people of any class or ethnicity can achieve success through their own efforts.

In 1602 as in the present, the Marvel heroes are founded on timeless mythic archetypes, but they are also exemplars of American ideals. The 1602 heroes, like we Americans’ forebears, are emigrants from the Old World to the New, seeking freedom and a fresh start. In this they should remind us that the creators of the American superhero genre were themselves the children of immigrants. The superheroes are outcasts from established society, different than other people, so they become part of a new community, as the emigrants to the New World did, which becomes America.

Sir Richard Reed has thus created a vision of an ideal America. In this alternate timeline, the United States of America begins in 1602, and Reed, Javier and their cohorts are its Founding Fathers. Rojahz worried that he had to stay with the Roanoke colonists to ensure that “his” America would come about. But the colony, with its new superheroic members, does not need him for this, after all. As far as 1602 America is concerned, Rojahz, like Fury, resembles the Moses and Ethan Edwards figures who cannot enter the Promised Land. Rojahz was necessary to save the people of Roanoke from death by starvation. But the colony, inspired by Reed and the rest, will evolve into America without Rojahz’s help.

In the final scene Peter and Virginia are reunited. Peter, and perhaps Virginia too, have awakened, as if from a dream. (Sandman fans take note.) Neither recalls anything about the opening of the temporal rift except seeing “the strange light,” as if they were recalling a near-death experience. (So they too have figuratively “died” and been “reborn.”)

This is the scene that Campbell would call “the sacred marriage.” There is no wedding, proposal, or even an explicit declaration of love. But the two young people have been united: Virginia asks Peter to stay with her and her father, and Peter places his hand on her shoulder, visually echoing Reed’s gesture towards Susan on the previous page. Peter and Virginia represent the new generation, the hope for the future, for whom members of the older generation ““ their “fathers” Fury and Rojahz, and Strange as well ““ made sacrifices. Peter also represents the immigrants from the Old World to the New, just as Virginia represents those Americans who will be born in this new nation. They remind me of Ferdinand and Miranda, the young couple united in love in The Tempest. Like Virginia, Miranda grew up in her new country. Ferdinand sailed to Miranda’s isle with Prospero’s enemies, just as Peter came to Roanoke with Fury’s foes, and both young men ended up switching sides. Peter and Virginia are the Adam and Eve of this new land, and there is as yet no serpent in sight.

For those of us waiting for the other shoe to drop, in the next to last panel a spider bites Peter on the hand. The yellow glow around the spider is no accident: it has presumably been irradiated by the energies of the temporal rift. And so the laws of story decree that Peter’s destiny be fulfilled: he will no doubt gain the powers of Spider-Man. (And notice that the spider bite happens after Peter is united with Virginia, as if his being endowed with super-powers indicates sexual potency.)

Hand in hand, this first couple of their New World walk towards what is either a romantic sunset or an optimistic sunrise (either one will do). And even Virginia’s final words have symbolic meaning.

“Well, it’s not the end of the world,” she says. No, it isn’t: the world ended and was recreated. This is a new beginning for their world.

“I’ll put a poultice on it.” It makes sense that Virginia, who is figuratively a nature goddess, can heal the wounded.

“Come on, Peter. Let’s go home.” Home is their newborn nation, America.

-Copyright 2004 Peter Sanderson

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