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November 14, 2006

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/14/2006

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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • When the world is getting you down, nothing’s better than a baby panda. (Thingamabob)
  • Why do the Germans get all the great animators on their talk shows? (Thingamabob)
  • Jerry Seinfeld in a bee costume. ‘Nuff said. (Thingamabob)

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November 13, 2006

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/13/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:27 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Comedian Phill Jupitus blogs touring with the reformed Bonzo Dog Band. (Thingamabob)
  • The end of an era, courtest of Keith Olbermann… (Thingamabob)

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Spook’d #103: Extreme Lair Makeover – That Secret Room

Filed under: Comic Strips,Spook'd — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am

by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

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Spook'd #103: That Secret Room

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November 11, 2006

Comics in Context #154: Master Class

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On my first visit to the half of the “Masters of American Comics” exhibition that is at the Jewish Museum in Manhattan, I was accompanied by Ken Wong, the president of the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art. At one point while we were there we encountered a lecturer giving a group a guided tour of the exhibit. Listening in, it soon became evident to Ken and myself that this woman was in over her head: she may have been knowledgeable about the usual sorts of drawing and painting that one finds in a museum, but not about the sequential art of comics. As they entered the section devoted to Robert Crumb’s work, she told her group. “I haven’t read up on Crumb.” Well, why not? Isn’t that the proper preparation for lecturing about him?

But more importantly, she was describing the artwork on display as single images, missing the point that the essence of comics is visual storytelling through a succession of images. (Of course, Ken and I were animatedly discussing the works on display, and afterwards Ken told me that he noticed that some of the other visitors to the exhibition were listening to us! Well, after all, we know what we’re talking about with regard to comics.)

“Masters of American Comics” undertakes the formidable task of persuading the world of art museum professionals and visitors that comics should be taken seriously as art. This exhibition therefore is meant to teach people a new way to see, to open their eyes to understanding and moire deeply appreciating an artform which they may well have previously underestimated. But the show offers little guidance to visitors, who run the risk of missing the point just as that tour guide did.

There is no audio guide tour for “Masters” at either the Jewish Museum or at the Newark Museum, where the first half of the exhibit is currently housed. At each museum there is a lengthy introductory wall text to the show as a whole, and wall texts that introduce each artist. Labels for the individual works restrict themselves to listing the artist, the means by which the work was created (pencil, or pen and ink, and the like), the source (where the work was originally printed), and the name of the lender. The labels do not identify the characters portrayed, not do they explain the storyline, of which the individual page or strip is an excerpt. More importantly, the labels do not direct the viewer’s attention to any particular aspect of the works; hence, the labels do not inform the viewer why the curators chose to include these particular examples of the artists’ work. And sometimes, as we shall see, the labels are wrong about what they do say.

Picking up where I left off last time in my travel through the Newark Museum’s half of “Masters,” proceeding chronologically through the history of the comic strip, I now come to the first of the Masters whom I have seen in person, the late Milton Caniff (1907-1988), creator of Terry and the Pirates and Steve Canyon. His introductory wall text correctly declares Caniff to be “one of the greatest storytellers ever to work in the comics medium.”

The wall text continues, “Caniff’s characters, in contrast to the predictable behavior of most adventure heroes, had multifaceted personalities. . . .” (This line comes from page 84 of co-curator John Carlin’s text for the Masters of American Comics catalogue, published by Yale University Press.) I think it was comics writer Don McGregor who once observed that Stan Lee did for superhero comic books what Caniff had done three decades earlier for the adventure comic strip. Each man wreaked a revolution through endowing the cardboard character types of adventure melodrama with multidimensional characterization.

But who are Caniff’s characters? Caniff did Terry and the Pirates from 1934 to 1946, and Steve Canyon‘s prime was in the late 1940s and 1950s. How many visitors to “Masters” who are under the age of sixty will know what the premise of Terry and the Pirates is, or will even know who Caniff’s most famous creation, the Dragon Lady, who appears in this show, is? Surely museum visitors could better appreciate the Terry and Canyon strips on display if they were given some background information about the series and their characters. There is a reason for the title of my column: comics should be placed in context. But the wall text provides no help in this regard, and Carlin’s text in the catalogue does little better.

On the other hand, journalist Pete Hamill’s essay about Caniff in the catalogue not only clearly explains who Canyon and Terry‘s main characters are, but also vividly conjures up the atmosphere of Terry at its height, with mystery, exoticism, danger, and romance. Hamill points to Caniff’s own comparison of his comic strips to the picaresque novels of past centuries: a series of adventures in which supporting characters appear, disappear, and then return, just as people we know may do in our own lives. (Cervantes’ Don Quixote and Henry Fielding’s Tom Jones are classic examples.) I especially like Hamill’s observation that Caniff’s “women were his finest creations, each distinct, all with sophisticated emotional lives, all exuding erotic possibilities” (p. 232). This is a matter that Carlin himself does not even address.

One of the Terry Sunday strips in the show (November 27, 1940, on pages 82 and 83 in the book), depicts Terry and another character, Dude Hennick, just after they have buried the latter’s girlfriend. This is an impressive work even if one does not know anything about the characters except what this particular Sunday reveals. Later in the book (p. 114) Carlin asserts that “Caniff’s art is compromised by his sentimental themes.” This is unfair. Similarly to the Dick Tracy funeral sequence I described last week, Caniff uses subtlety, indirection, and understatement to evade the traps of superficial, sentimental excess and to simultaneously convey deeper, dramatic emotion. Caniff distances the reader from potential bathos by repeatedly portraying Terry and Dude in long shot, and once even from far overhead. Caniff also repeatedly casts them into deep shadow. This particular Sunday strip is a prime example of what Hamill calls the “dense, impressionistic brushstrokes” (p. 232) to create what Carlin terms the use of “chiaroscuro” (p. 78), meaning the contrast between light and deep shadow. (Though this style, which Caniff’s friend Noel Sickles devised and Caniff perfected, is often called impressionistic, I prefer Carlin’s term, since Impressionism in painting signifies a bright color palette, and not the ominous black areas of Caniff’s artwork.) Even when Dude and Terry are depicted in closeup, Dude shows a stone-faced stoicism, while the younger Terry only subtly betrays his sorrow in his eyes and mouth. Significantly, Dude is in long shot when he looks at the grave for the last time, his emotions unreadable from the panel’s foreground.

In the catalogue Hamill explains that when Dude’s girlfriend, Raven Sherman, was “suddenly, brutally killed,” “her death was unprecedented in comic strips and set off an outbreak of grief among millions of readers.” To continue the analogy with Marvel, Raven’s death was comparable in dramatic impact to the death of Gwen Stacy in Amazing Spider-Man in 1973. Each woman’s death marked a revolution in adventure melodrama in its particular comics format. Readers expected that the romantic heroine, however much she was endangered, would always be rescued; the deaths of Raven in an adventure comic strip and of Gwen in a superhero comic book dashed those expectations. These stories put readers on notice that happy endings were no longer mandatory. They thus signaled a new level of realism and even demonstrated that adventure comics melodrama could achieve the level of tragedy. But someone previously unfamiliar with Caniff’s Terry would learn none of this from the “Masters” show.

Carlin called his section of his catalogue text about Caniff, “Milton Caniff–Master of Suspense,” giving the cartoonist the same title associated with Alfred Hitchcock. Indeed, in both a wall text in the show and in the catalogue (pgs. 84-85), Carlin writes that “Similar to filmmaker Alfred Hitchcock, Caniff took an already established medium and broadened its palette in a manner that significantly changed the way subsequent artists have worked. They both introduced depth of field, atmospheric lighting, and novel perspectives or camera angles to suggest dramatic points of view.” The second sentence overstates the case for Hitchcock: it’s true about Hitchcock’s camera angles, but he borrowed his “atmospheric lighting” from the German Expressionist films of the 1920s and 1930s, and the true cinematic innovators regarding depth of field were Orson Welles and Gregg Toland in Citizen Kane (1941). But Carlin’s basic point is correct: as he wrote earlier in the book (p. 78), Caniff “developed the vocabulary of realistic suspense to its classic form.”

Carlin also asserts that, like Hitchcock’s films in their influence on the French New Wave directors of the late 1950s and 1960s, Caniff’s work had a “delayed impact” on what Carlin calls “new wave” comics artists of the 1960s. Carlin claims that “Caniff inspired Harvey Kurtzman and Jack Kirby to create the comic books produced by EC and Marvel, which highlighted the new wave of comics art” (p. 85). This is misleading in numerous ways.

First, Carlin is linking Kurtzman and Kirby to the 1960s. But Kirby started in comics in the late 1930s, and co-created Captain America in 1941, when Caniff’s Terry was in its heyday, and Kurtzman did his innovative EC work in the 1950s, when Steve Canyon was still surging along. I agree that Kurtzman’s war comics and Kirby’s adventure comics show the influence of Caniff’s visual storytelling. Indeed, two daily Canyon strips in the show (August 21 and September 9, 1947, Masters p. 237) feature dynamically staged fight scenes that put me in mind of Kirby action scenes. But was Kurtzman consciously motivated to write his anti-war EC stories in response to Caniff’s gung-ho war sagas? How could Caniff’s work possibly bring about Kurtzman’s creation of MAD? Just how did the comparatively realistic Terry and Canyon inspire Kirby to create Marvel superhero comics? And didn’t Stan Lee have something to do with creating the Marvel superhero comics of the 1960s? In fact, didn’t Lee hire Kirby to collaborate with him on these books?

Another example in the show of the need for context is Caniff’s great Sunday Terry strip for December 29, 1946 (Masters p. 85), which The New York Times ran in its online “slideshow” accompanying art critic Michael Kimmelman’s rave review of “Masters”. Here Terry, the boy hero of the 1930s who has grown up into a military pilot, bids farewell to a woman named Jane, who is leaving for Australia. Except for its first panel, the last two tiers of the strip are free from dialogue. Jane walks away from Terry through the snows of winter (the season of endings), stops, rushes towards him, they embrace and kiss, and then, overwhelmed by emotion, she leaves once more. Caniff’s simple but powerful staging provides a superb lesson in visual storytelling that any viewer, whatever the extent of his or her background in comics, can easily comprehend. The sequence also demonstrates Caniff’s masterful dramatization of emotion. When Jane runs towards Terry, it is in an overhead long shot, distancing the viewer from the characters’ feelings. This makes the impact of the panel showing their passionate embrace, in medium close-up, more powerful. Then Caniff pulls back to a long shot: we can see that Jane has her hand to her face in a gesture of anguish, but we are too far away to see her facial expression. Thus Caniff dramatically evokes emotion, but lets it subside before he runs the risk of falling into sentimental excess. Terry is even further away in the long shot, so his emotions are unreadable. Though literally speaking the reader’s viewpoint is in front of Jane, and Terry is behind her, Caniff has figuratively placed us in Terry’s psychological position: she is leaving both Terry and the reader behind. Jane’s plane takes off, and Terry trudges off through the snow towards the sunset (or sunrise?), in a variation on a standard final shot for ending a film (notably in Chaplin’s work), as he passes a poster for a New Year’s Eve party reading “Ring Out the Old, Ring In the New.” But the mood cast by the farewell scene and by the shadows in the final panel is one of melancholy.

This Sunday strip is powerful just on the level of its literal meaning. But wouldn’t it deepen the museum viewer’s appreciation if he or she were informed by the label that this is also Caniff’s final Terry strip? Terry would be continued by other hands while Caniff went on to create Steve Canyon, a strip he would own. Hence this final Terry is as close as Caniff came to doing metafiction in this realistic strip: the emotion of Terry and Jane’s farewell also represents that of Caniff parting from the Terry strip.

Had the label for this 1946 Sunday strip stated that it was Caniff’s last Terry, perhaps the curators would not have mislabeled two 1947 Canyon dailies in the show as Terry strips. In one of them, Canyon is even called by name! (All Terry and Canyon strips are properly identified in the book.)

Museum visitors are on their own in studying Caniff’s more complex visual storytelling methods in a car chase sequence from the Terry dailies from November 25-30, 1940 (p. 80). But Carlin does a superb job of analyzing the sequence, panel by panel, in the catalogue. I found it rewarding to see what Caniff himself would probably have considered techniques of his craft now being described as the visual strategies of museum-worthy art.

My approach to this sequence is to analyze it in cinematic terms, studying Caniff’s “camera angles,” composition, and “editing” as he shifts from one “shot” to the next. It has been claimed that the “decompressed” storytelling in contemporary comic books is an attempt to make them cinematic. But what is more truly cinematic: the interminable talking heads sequences of current comic books, or Caniff’s mastery of dynamic action, shifts of visual perspective, and his equivalent of rapid editing?

Carlin describes Caniff’s “cinematic” methods, but he also points out design elements in the sequence. Carlin can go too far: he asserts that “The entire sequence is held together obliquely by a thread that runs through it in the form of the serpentine line” (p. 79). But he locates only four examples of this serpentine line in three strips out of the entire six. Moreover, how could the original readers perceive a continuing design element like this running through the sequence when they saw each strip printed a day apart from the next? The technique of a recurring design element makes more sense within the confines of a single installment. For example, in the November 28 strip Carlin points out a white stripe which appears along the bottom of each panel, and finally turns into a road in the final panel. Carlin contends that “The abstract diagonals of car forms, roads, rivers and streams give the strip a strong sense of design that created the suspenseful impact of the story’ (p. 79). I am not persuaded that such design elements created the suspense, rather than the aforementioned more cinematic methods, but they certainly contribute to the beauty of the sequence, and I’m grateful that Carlin points them out. By showing me how to see in as new way, the Masters book is doing its work.

Hamill states in his essay that Caniff’s work was “widely imitated by two generations of cartoonists” (p. 229), in other words, from the 1930s into the 1960s. Yet despite the fact that Caniff, as Carlin says, established the visual vocabulary for action-adventure comics, how aware of Caniff’s work have subsequent artists doing adventure comic books been? I rarely see comic book artists of the last thirty-five years listing Caniff as an influence. My impression is that the work of Alex Toth and Frank Robbins, artists who were unmistakably influenced by Caniff, are more appreciated by comics professionals than by the comics readership at large. (When Bruce Timm mentioned Toth as an influence on stage at this year’s San Diego Con, there was not one clap of recognition from the audience.) If post-1960s comic book artists are influenced by Caniff, it is usually indirectly, through his influence on Kirby, and even Kirby’s influence, once ubiquitous in superhero comics, has drastically diminished in recent years under the growing domination of “decompressed” storytelling and manga.

The saga of the American comic strip comes to a close at the Newark Museum with Charles M. Schulz (1922-2000), the creator of Peanuts. Of all the classic comic strips at the Newark Museum, many of which were quite famous in their heyday, Peanuts is the only one that maintains that level of popularity in the 21st century, thanks to continuing reprints in newspapers, reruns of the classic TV specials, and licensing ranging from greeting cards to Met Life commercials. (I expect that even Popeye is less well known to today’s kids than he was to Baby Boomers; like Looney Tunes, his animated cartoons have been exiled to appearing on Boomerang.)

Schulz’s introductory wall text at the Newark Museum proclaims him to be “the most influential cartoonist of the post-war era.” This is an overstatement, but if the Museum had limited the accolade to the world of American newspaper comic strips, it would unquestionably be true. (In the world of postwar American comic books, Jack Kirby would likely be “the most influential cartoonist.” And somehow I doubt that Schulz was “the most influential cartoonist” for manga; wouldn’t that honor go to Osamu Tezuka?)

In the Masters book Carlin asserts that “By the late 1940s the size and printing quality of newspaper comics diminished dramatically. . . “ (p. 86). This may be somewhat misleading: I can recall that in my early childhood Prince Valiant still took up a full page of a Sunday broadsheet newspaper. But it appears that from the beginning, Schulz labored under sharp restrictions on the size of Peanuts, and usually each daily consisted of four small panels. Carlin states that Schulz utilized the limitation to his advantage, becoming a “master of minimalism.” In his superb essay in the catalogue, Patrick O’Donnell, creator of the comic strip Mutts and a friend of Schulz, perceptively describes each four-panel Peanuts strip as a “graphic haiku” (p. 244).

An example of Peanuts in the show (Sunday, October 13, 1968), the catalogue (p. 245) and the online slideshow may even be Schulz’s joke about people who dislike a minimalist approach to art, including his comics. Linus is drawing a simple picture of a row of trees, but his sister Lucy declares, “That’s not art.” She insists on his adding more and more–a lake, a waterfall, a deer, and a multicolored sunset, making it sound like a vast Hudson River School canvas of the mid-19th century–and then shouts, “That’s art!” with such force that it literally turns Linus the Artist upside down.

In the book Carlin states that Schulz’s “visual minimalism was perfectly in keeping with the style of its times–shoebox skyscrapers, color-field painting, black-and-white TV, early rock “˜n’ roll, and frozen dinners” (p. 88). This seems to me a one-sided view of the 1950s and 1960s, when Peanuts originated and rose to its creative peak. These were also the time of Cinemascope movie epics and unprecedented postwar prosperity for the middle class, permitting them to buy big houses and cars in the suburbs: how does this relate to minimalism? In animation the 1950s were the heyday of the UPA Studio, which pioneered limited animation and preferred strong, stylized, often minimal visual design to attempts at detailed naturalism. In both regards UPA was reacting against the Disney studio. Wouldn’t it make more sense to compare Schulz’s minimalism (in both visual design and characters’ “movement”) to UPA’s? In his essay O’Donnell points out the influence that Segar and Herriman had on Schulz. Is it more likely that Schulz was part of a generational rebellion against the illustrative realism of comic strips by Hal Foster and Alex Raymond (who aren’t in the “Masters” show) and was attempting to recapture the “cartooniness” and simplicity of Krazy Kat and Popeye?

Carlin explains that “the minimalism that defines Peanuts forces its readers to focus on subtle nuances rather than broad actions or sharp transitions. . . . Everything is kept in the same minor key so that the simplest turn of a line can transform a character’s expression. . . “ (p. 88). O’Donnell compares Schulz’s work to Japanese poetry; through the use of the term “minor key,” Carlin likens it to music. Carlin goes on to observe that “by 1960 Schulz went even further by routinely drawing strips that repeated the same image in every panel, with subtle variations. . . .By maintaining the image from frame to frame, Schulz shifts our focus from action to the subtle inner psychology of his characters” (p. 88). (I wish that Carlin did not sometimes substitute the word “frame” for the correct term of “panel.”)

A Sunday strip from August 14, 1960, illustrates Carlin’s points. It presents Lucy, Charlie Brown, and Linus lying atop a small hill, looking upward at the clouds. (It’s a classic triangular composition.) As Linus describes how some clouds “look to me like the map of the British Honduras,” Charlie Brown raises his head with a deadpan expression, with two dots representing his eyes, that nonetheless subtly indicates his surprise and perhaps puzzlement at what Linus said. (This also may represent a subtle breaking of the fourth wall, since Charlie Brown is effectively looking out at the viewer, perhaps inviting our sympathy for his reaction, as Oliver Hardy used to do after Stan Laurel instigated yet another fine mess.) Charlie Brown puts his head back down in the succeeding panel, But in the next panel, when Linus claims he sees clouds resembling the stoning of St. Stephen and the Apostle Paul, Charlie Brown raises his head again, and this time Schulz drew curved lines next to his eyes, indicating that his surprise and bewilderment have sharply increased. But as Carlin said, this is “inner psychology”: Charlie Brown does not manifest these emotions in action or in dialogue. He turns his head when Lucy asks him what he sees in the clouds. Then, in the last panel, as if returning to the dominant key, Charlie Brown again places his head down, as he calmly delivers the punch line: “Well, I was going to say I saw a ducky and a horsie, but I changed my mind.”

This Sunday strip makes an interesting pairing with the previous Sunday strip I described, in which Lucy rejects the simplicity of Linus’s original drawing. But in the second Sunday I don’t get the sense that Schulz is ridiculing Linus’s imaginative interpretation of what he sees in the clouds. Rather, Schulz seems to me to be acknowledging that there can be more to something than a surface interpretation might indicate. Here Linus is again portrayed as an imaginative artist, who sees more and further than the everyman Charlie Brown.

Carlin states that Schulz’s repetition of the same image, with slight variations, “shifts our focus from action” to the characters; “inner psychology.” But one could see how, in less talented hands than Schulz’s, this stratagem could shift the readers’ attention from the visual aspect of the strip to the dialogue, and hence a strip could become a visually inert sequence of talking heads. It seems to me that in this Sunday strip about clouds, Schulz skillfully choreographs the “slight variations” in the image so that the reader focuses on them–on Charlie Brown’s changing head movements and subtly changing facial expression, and the psychological reactions they express–equally as much as on the dialogue. Looking around the room with Peanuts art at the Newark Museum, I was struck by how much Schulz actually has his characters move from panel to panel, in contrast with the conventional wisdom that he basically repeats the same image over and over.

I take issue with the book’s contention that Peanuts always remains in the same “minor key.” Look again at the Sunday in which Lucy critiques Linus’s drawing, in which Schulz quietly builds to the next to last panel, in which Lucy shouts “That’s art!” and Linus suddenly flips head over heels, as if hit by the force of an explosion. Now there’s an abrupt shift into a major key, before Schulz returns in the final panel to calm, as Lucy quietly delivers the anticlimactic punch line: “Sometimes it takes a layman to set these people straight.” Now that I’m writing this, it also reminds me of Caniff’s minimalist treatment of Terry and Jane’s intense emotions in the panels on either side of the panel in which their passions “explode” in their tight embrace.

Then there is a sequence in the Masters book from June 9-13, 1958 (p. 90), set during a baseball game, in which Charlie Brown ends up standing immobile, panel after panel, looking upward, waiting to catch a fly ball. Schulz moves to a close-up as Charlie Brown, with only a dot for an eye and no visible mouth, thinks to himself that if he catches the ball, his team will “win the championship, and I’ll be a hero!” Then in the next panel, he thinks, “If I miss it, I’ll be the goat!” and that curved line appears around his eye, indicating inner stress. In the following panel Charlie Brown tells himself, “I can hear it now. . . “˜Charlie, the goat, Brown!'” Here Schulz moves back to the medium close-up with which he began the daily, showing Violet and Lucy, the two women most likely to call Charlie Brown “the Goat,” and Schulz adds a line to Charlie Brown’s face that indicates a tightly clenched mouth, indicating his growing inner sense of impending disaster.

After this long build-up, the explosion has to take place: the emotions must be released. Inevitably, Charlie Brown, in keeping with his role as the archetypal loser, drops the ball. Lucy immediately bursts into wailing, Schroeder and a visibly upset Patty shout their dismay (in large, bold letters), and in panel three the entire team, their mouths wide open, joins Lucy in a chorus of wailing. There’s nothing minimal about this. Even when Schulz returns to relative calm in the last panel, in which he typically had team manager Charlie Brown understate his reaction in dialogue (“It depresses a manager to see his team cry. . . .”), Schulz drew Charlie Brown looking far more emotional than he did previously in this four strip sequence.

Speaking of E. C. Segar’s influence on Schulz in his essay, O’Donnell says that “Knowing that Popeye could meet Eugene the Jeep and Alice the Goon gave Schulz the freedom to make Snoopy a WWI flying ace” (p. 243). Looking at the Sunday, Feb. 13, 1966 strip in the catalogue (p. 241), in which World War I aerial ace Snoopy makes his way through the French countryside, I thought instead of two other Masters in the show: Winsor McCay and Frank King.

Supposedly, on a literal level, Snoopy is merely fantasizing his adventures as a World War I pilot. But his imagined world is visualized as real: Schulz shows us one of the abandoned trenches, complete with barbed wire, and a sign to Pont-a-Mousson. At one point Schulz shows us Snoopy’s familiar doghouse, which Snoopy, in the midst of his fantasy, calls “a small French farm house.” But once Snoopy goes inside, it really does seem to be a French farm house, with a table, lighted candle, and even a window! In other words, like Nemo entering Slumberland, or Skeezix entering the world of his daydreams, Snoopy is depicted as entering a fantasy world. This obviously is the forerunner of Calvin’s fantasy worlds in Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes. And the final panel of this Peanuts Sunday shows Snoopy asleep in bed, as if to make the connection with Little Nemo clear.

An even more explicit representative of the artist than Linus in Peanuts is Schroeder, Schulz’s boy virtuoso pianist. Schroeder might even be Schulz’s metaphor, conscious or unconscious, for the cartoonist as artist: Schroeder plays a child’s toy piano, but somehow he can get it to produce Beethoven’s masterworks.

Two strips that pair Schroeder and Snoopy, one from April 27, 1990 in the Newark Museum, and another from September 14, 1986 in the book (p. 93), show Schulz venturing into metacomics territory. In the 1990 strip Schroeder plays his piano, and, as usual, Schulz represents the music by means of upper and lower musical staffs bearing notes. We see the staffs again at Snoopy’s doghouse, where bones replace the notes. Just what is going on here? Does Schulz mean to suggest that Snoopy is imagining his own musical staffs, but that Snoopy is interested not in music but in his own appetite? Hence, Snoopy’s “art” is all about food. Or have the musical staffs somehow become physical objects, on which Snoopy can hang bones as if they were ornaments on a Christmas tree?

In the 1986 strip Snoopy is asleep atop Schroeder’s piano, as Schroeder plays his music, which again is represented by notes on musical staffs. Snoopy awakens and inadvertently places his head between the upper and lower staffs as he yawns. Snoopy then walks off, taking the staffs with him. Schroeder grabs the upper staff, and the lines connecting it to the lower staff stretch like rubber bands. Then Schroeder lets go, and the upper staff snaps back, knocking Snoopy down as the notes fly into the air. Snoopy hangs the notes (some of which are now bent) back on the staffs, which are now quite crooked, places it above the piano, and falls asleep once more, as Schroeder looks at it with a minimalist expression. perhaps denoting a placid sort of wonderment.

In this case the staffs and the notes seem not only to have become solid objects, but have also seemingly lost their original purpose of denoting music. (What would the severely dented notes and staff sound like? Yet Schroeder has stopped playing the piano, so presumably these “signs” have ceased denoting musical sounds.) Schroeder and Snoopy inhabit a world in which one of the visual signs of comics language–musical notes and staffs–are as “real” as they are. Presumably, then, at least in strip installments like these, Snoopy ands Schroeder know they themselves exist in a comic strip. This is a gag that could only be done in the comics medium. It’s as if the word balloons over their heads had physical reality for the comic strip characters, as, actually, sometimes happened in Walt Kelly’s Pogo. (Once Kelly’s turtle, Churchy La Femme, even went around shooting the balloons.)

With Peanuts the Newark Museum’s portion of “Masters” and the show’s history of comic strips come to an end. (Will Eisner’s Sunday Spirit sections not only started before the 1950 debut of Peanuts, but are really more like comic books than newspaper strips.) The implication is that Schulz was the last true “Master of American Comics” who worked in newspaper comic strips. “Masters” co-curator Brian Walker is aware of this implication and expressed his concern in an interview: “I think one of the biggest differences I have from the Spiegelman/Carlin canon is that I don’t really believe that newspaper comics died at some point or that they were completely eclipsed by what is going on now, beginning with underground comics. I still think there are cartoonists doing incredibly creative work in newspapers these days.”

But has there been anyone who started in newspaper comics after Schulz who matched him and many of the other Masters as an innovator in visual storytelling and design? I don’t know that there has been. Still, is it right to give museumgoers the impression that comic strips stopped being a creatively vital artform after the creation of Peanuts?

So, as you shall see next week, the Masters show moves on to the Jewish Museum, the history of American comic books, and even more questionable assumptions about the evolution of the comics medium.

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR MYSELF

Becker and Mayer has recently published Marvel Classic Heroes, a book written by myself, recounting the history of Captain America, the Hulk, Spider-Man, and Wolverine, which comes in a box including statuettes of the aforementioned heroes. Looks to me like the sort of thing that would make a good Christmas present!

My lecture series “1986: The Year That Changed Comics,” finally reaches the high point of that fateful year on Monday, November 13. That’s when I tackle the first six issues of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ Watchmen, starting at 6:30 PM at New York City’s Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art.

–Copyright 2006 Peter Sanderson

Game On! 11-11-2006

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Well, it’s that time of year once again. Time for the game companies to trot out their biggest and brightest titles for the holiday spending benders. This year is no different from any other, with some top quality A list games hitting store shelves. This week, we’re looking at the hottest of the hot, just in time for you to throw down that holiday cash. These are the games that the hardcore have been waiting for, and for many, it’s about time. And it’s the most wonderful time of the year”¦

DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE, DOUBLE YOUR FUN”¦

scda.jpgFirst up is the Xbox 360 version of the newest Tom Clancy title SPLINTER CELL: DOUBLE AGENT. Here, Sam Fisher is just about at the end of his rope; the heir to his title as “sneakiest spy around” has just fouled up in a mission and bit it, and Sam’s daughter has just died in a car crash. With nothing left to lose, Sam takes on some seriously dangerous escapades as he moonlights as a thug in prison and attempts to join the John Brown’s Army, a terrorist faction, all the while still keeping tabs with his associates at the NSA. As you progress through that game’s missions, you’ll have to keep and eye one which company holds you with the most trust. Lose it from either and it’s game over.

This plays out with some very interesting mission types. From escaping from prison to daylight missions where sneaking (for once) just isn’t an easy option, Sam really doesn’t have his work cut out for him. Capping off many of these missions are directed actions, where the decisions you make during crucial cinematics will play out into how the NSA or JBA view you as a trusted member. Shooting an innocent, making a quick decision while parachuting”¦it’s all there and it all counts.

The AI in this newest installment of the series seems a bit on the edgy side. While in previous efforts I’ve been able to sneak by nearly everyone with a minimal amount of trouble, here, even the slightest hair out of place and the baddies come a runnin’. Still, you’ve got a variety of new tricks up your sleeve, such as a small EMP devise attached to your pistol (to save on bullets for shooting out lights) and Sam now can swim too, pulling foes underwater for a murky wet death. Yeah, that sounds weird, but it’s cool to watch.

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And while each decision plays on which particular faction you’re trying to impress, you can generally keep in the sweet spot between good and bad based on your actions. Doing too many neck snappings and you’ll lose face with the NSA, so just play it nice for a bit”¦until the JSA gets suspicious and you’ll have to work the other angles. Depending on how much you play one side or the other affects the games three endings. This opens up a great deal of replayability, and should keep fans happy.

The multiplayer options, however, are a bit of a split deal. The two-player co-op is not as great as previous offerings, and doesn’t offer nearly as many cool gadgets or options for simultaneous play. The versus game, however, has been balanced a great deal from previous games, making it so that even newbies can have a fighting chance against folks familiar with the series, or even the newest title’s Spy Vs Mercenaries modes.

From what I understand, the regular Xbox version of the game is drastically different from the Xbox 360 version. Still, the 360 version is no slouch. While it isn’t my favorite in the series, it doesn’t suffer from “been there done that” as many sequels tend to do. It may be thin on story, but the multiple playing options and direct action sequences are a new kick to the familiar license.

One Gamer’s Opinion:
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FANTAS(Y)TIC

ffxii.jpgSo, after all these years, I finally get to play a FINAL FANTASY game. And sure, some fans may argue that XII may not be the one to start with, but it’s the newest, and seems to be the most hyped and most awaited, so here we go.

Taking a cue (so I’m told) from the worlds and battles of the online XI, this newest title starts out slow, but reveals an intricate slew of creative characters and plot developments, usually akin to series television. Just when you think you know who the main character is, 8 hours in to the game, it switches off to another. Hell, this game takes a good three hours just to get REALLY started, and while that may turn most RPG fans away, it’s something that all FF fans know to stick through. So I plodded on, and I’m thankful that I did.

Throughout the game’s enveloping storyline, you’ll learn of assassination plots, invasions, intrigue and more ups, downs and twists than a single season of 24. It begins with a young Prince perishing in battle on the eve of his wedding. The King of Dalmasca, wishing for peace against the militaristic Archadians, has agreed to sign a treaty allowing Archadia entrance and stay in Dalmasca so long as the war ends. Just as he’s about to sign, however, The King is double-crossed and assassinated and his daughter, the princess, kills herself as a result. Now, years later, Archadia occupies Dalmasca, after an apparent conquering. The cities inhabitants don’t take so kindly to this, including a young thief/shopworker named Vaan. The actions he sets in motion throughout the game will trigger events that make the gamer feel as though you’re merely one cog working the wheels of an entirely bigger story.

The game’s story is so expert presented, thanks to its expertly crafted CG cutscenes and impeccable voicework. Every character you meet along the way you’ll think you begin to understand, only to have a new and unusual change to then as the story progresses. It’s engaging, it’s fun, and it’s hard to stop. Thankfully, the game’s time moves along quite well thanks to its innovative battle system.

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While most reviewers have described it as a real-time fighting style, that’s not entirely true. What FFXII employs is more of a hybrid between real-time and turn-based battles, which allow the player to freely roam around the character and the environment, moving the camera in any way possible to get just about any angle on the combat. Through timed attacks, you r character can plot out their modes of aggression or retaliation. With the introduction of “Gambits”, you can even script how battles can take place by allowing for just about any variable. For example, you can have one character heal another automatically once their health reaches a certain level, then immediately attack the foe, or even have a series of magick and attack combinations. There are literally endless equations of possibilities for how your characters can act (and react) in battle.

What’s more, equipment, skills and magicks can be bought at any time. What motivates how you use them is a license system. As you battle, you gain license points which you spend, ironically enough, on license which allow you to use what you’ve gained. You can have the license, or you can have the item, but you must have BOTH to equip and use them. It sounds more complex that it really is (and the screen where the licenses are is quite daunting to look at) but it’s all fairly simple. Buy one license, and other possible ones appear, and you can plan out how you spend your points based on what opens up.

I don’t feel I’m doing a good job of describing the game, but I also don’t think that anyone truly can. The game is just a fantastic example of intricate storytelling, epic scope and scale, and innovative and intuitive battle and combat styles. The game looks great, sounds great, plays great, and, guess what, IS great. It’ll take up your time, it’ll take a while to get going, and just when you think you know where it’s leading, it takes you the other way, and every second is fantastic.

One Gamer’s Opinion:
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LET SLIP THE COGS OF WAR

gow.jpgWhen the Xbox 360 was announced, one title had gamers salivating in a most Pavlovian way, and they have continued to do so up until this title’s release. Thankfully, all that drool hasn’t been wasted, as this is a game truly deserving of a tubs worth of saliva. GEARS OF WAR has lived up to the hype, cut it up with a chainsaw, and stomped its skull into the curb, and walked away laughing at the non-believers.

First, let’s get the simple stuff out of the way: the game is jaw-droppingly gorgeous. Everything you’ve seen should have prepared you for this, but actually playing the game you’ll be taken aback by the stunning architecture, the realistic facial models and the amazing look and tone of the atmosphere. Between the frenetic action of the gameplay, you’ll catch yourself taking moments just to spin the camera around and observe your surrounding before jumping back into the fray and coating the landscape with a fresh touch of crimson.

As far as how the game plays, that’s where the hype truly lives. As has been stated by many, this is no run and gun” adventure a la HALO. This is “stop and pop”, a game where you actively seek cover and most of the time end up firing blindly from safety, all the while working with your team to flank the enemy. It’s almost RAINBOW SIX meets HALO, but with a deeper sense of using the surroundings as much as possible to save your ass. Doing so is simple enough, just run up to cover and tap A and you’ll slam your broad back into whichever you come against; beat up car, downed pillar, etc. From there you use the A button to SWAT roll to another place of cover, dive to more shielding, jump over small cover and more, all on your way to advancing on the enemy and taking them down.

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The enemy is no slouch either. The Locust Horde has sprung up from the center of the planet Sera and laid waste to the entire world. As a COG (Coalition of Ordered Governments) Solider it’s up to you to send them back. These foes are wily, crazy, scary and smart. THEY will actively seek cover too. THEY will flank you, and THEY will do just about everything you do. And they are larger in mass and numbers, so you’ll feel a bit overwhelmed in almost every situation. This is why it’s important to bring a friend. GOW offers quite possibly the best two player co-op game around, be it on split screen, system link or Xbox Live, this game can’t be beat as far as team ups go. You’ll be constantly chatting away with your teammate as you flank the enemy, help each other out of low health situations, and come up against horror after subterranean horror. And in some cases you may split up and see each other across various paths, but you’ll always be working together against the same goal. Hell, if you’re playing the single player mission and you see a friend sign on, you can invite them to your game and they’ll appear automatically as your squadmate already in the game without any need to restart.

The weapons in GOW are plentiful and diverse, and while not many are exceptional, there are a few with some interesting features. Your main weapon has a killer bayonet”¦a chainsaw. Sneaking up behind the enemy and letting it rip into them is gory, horrific and satisfying. Likewise, the Hammer of Dawn is exacting in its killing style, but a difficult use. It puts a beacon on your targets and strikes down from the heavens with a searing beam of power”¦all you need is a clear shot and an open sky, and you can even direct the beam across multiple enemies as they flee for cover.

Versus games are variations of Deathmatch, but are never ending amounts of fun. And while the maximum number of players is 8 (four on four team setups) you won’t mind as different factions wage war against each other. There’s nothing more frightening than setting up a headshot with a sniper rifle, only to hear the rip of a chainsaw and turn around to have it buzzing into and your head slopping to the ground in a sickening thud.

The game is tough, and each difficulty only gets tougher. Hardcore is really HARDcore, and the enemy will be unrelenting in it’s desire to see you in a body bag. Insane is even worse, and only the strongest will survive this setting, so going in with a friend is strongly advised for that one. The game has truly lived up to and beyond all expectations, and while some areas aren’t wholly perfect (the overuse of the A button for many features will have you flipping around the stages and running into unnecessary shit as you get used to the controls) you’ll have a blast anyway. And frankly, it’s about time.

One Gamer’s Opinion:
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QUICKSHOT OF THE WEEK

fear.jpgI reviewed F.E.A.R. when it was released for the PC a year ago, and as it has now hit the Xbox 360, my opinion still stands: this is a frightening, well-paced game that just about any FPS fan should play. The plot (such as it is) of a Hannibal Lechter wannabe crossed with the supernatural and your “heightened senses” allowing for slow motion and super charged kung fu work exceptionally well here as before, though the repetitive backgrounds, though detailed, may bring some shooter nuts down a bit. Still, the 360 version boasts a new mode in “Instant Action” where players are dumped into a setting with a huge onslaught of enemies and must fight their way to the end. Scores are built on how many enemies killed and how quickly, how many health packs are used and stocked and more, and scores are uploaded to Xbox Live leaderboards, While most will argue about innovation in the title, one can’t deny it’s visceral appeal, and just about any fan of survival horror and first person shooters should give this jump-fest a shot. Its scares may be different than GOW’s, but are none the less worthwhile.

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And this brings us to the end of yet another week. Before I go, though, I just want to let you all know about a kick ass show out in New York. Now, this is not something I’d normally talk about in my column, but damnit, I love Evil Dead, and I can’t resist this:

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Also, in some online gaming news, Gametap will feature an exclusive version of MYST: URU in December. MYST ONLINE: URU LIVE is being prepped and ready for the holiday, and for $9.99 a month you can play it and around 700 other gaming classics, all streaming right from your computer. Also, for Xbox Live gamers who dug the single player demo of LOST PLANET from Capcom, they just announced that the multiplayer demo will be availble right around Thanksgiving. A tasty treat indeed.

Next week, I have a literal crapton of handheld titles to review for the holidays, including the newest GRAND THEFT AUTO, DEATH JR 2, the new TONY HAWK handheld game, CAPCOM CLASSICS RELOADED, POWERSTONE COLLECTION, SCARFACE on PSP and more. “˜Til then, friends”¦

THE GAME ON! RATING SYSTEM

 

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Kick-Ass, Right On, Okay, Eh, and Stinker (or Craptacular)

November 10, 2006

Melonpool Quickcast #20: Bloopers!

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-By Steve Troop

Based on Steve Troop’s classic webcomic of the same name, the Melonpool Quickcast features puppet versions of Troop’s alien cast, who are desperately trying to make heads or tails out of Earth culture.

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It’s amazing that the Melonpool Quickcasts ever get done, what with all the flubbed lines, broken puppets, missed cues and uncooperative props… good thing video tapes are cheap!

Don’t forget to comment on this and other Melonpool Quickcasts over at the official Melonpool Quickcast Forum!

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Trailer Park: A Tale of Two Movies or: What a Textbook Definition of Disparate Is.

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By Christopher Stipp

Archives? Right Here…

“Hey,” Joe said, an unusual call coming from my wife’s cousin who lives and studies here in Arizona, “There were some people handing out passes for a movie tonight. Have you ever heard of THE FOUNTAIN?”

Usually, when there are Sneak Previews that are promoted and pimped in the local paper, these free pass features are free for a reason; the movie obviously needs some word-of-mouth for it to come close to being profitable or it’s a crap film that needs someone, anyone, to go see it. It was odd, really odd, to hear Joe tell me that THE FOUNTAIN was about to be screened for a collegiate audience. This wasn’t a flick for the frat boys, I thought, and everything I’ve understood about this film, reading the graphic novel months ago, it just didn’t add up as to why Darren Aronofsky would debut a film of this caliber in the middle of the desert.

It’s not like I don’t have a little state pride, I do, kinda, sorta, not really, but when I saw RAISING ARIZONA as a child that’s what I thought Arizona was like: desolate, sparce and teeming with dudes who wear panty hose on their heads and stick up Circle Ks. I’ll have you know that I wasn’t too far off when I came here over a decade ago. The point here is that, yes, this city is like Las Vegas in that this town shouldn’t be here. It’s a dust bowl and nothing ever happens here that’s of note to anyone outside of this enclosed metropolis that’s damn near claustrophobic inducing with the mountains that are threatening to squeeze everyone like a STAR WARS dumpster set on “Crush.”

“It also says that,” Joe continued, “That there’s going to be a Q&A with the director following the movie.”

I don’t know if you’re a fan or not of Darren’s but when you hear this kind of information from someone the first impulse should be to tell the messenger to maim and/or run a blade through anyone who stands in the way of getting those passes.

I asked Joe to get one for me.

The events that follow between hanging up the phone and meeting Darren poolside at a local hotel for an-honest-to-goodness 10 exact minutes will be recounted later but this introduction today is aimed at doing only one thing: To help get the word out about a movie that not only deserves Oscar attention next year but to let you know that Darren honestly needs help in making this film resonate through the throngs of moviegoers that pay to see movies.

I don’t want to write a review for this movie because I really think that my interview will kind of touch here and there about what I felt after seeing the efforts of six years worth of dedication to a singular story but, suffice to say, I have to say that I already know how you should approach this film. I figured it out after leaving the theater.

You’ve got to allow yourself to be open.

This movie’s specific gravity is going to weigh you down. It needs you to be available, emotionally and spiritually, but even if you’re not it’s going to affect you in some way. I learned by watching this film that there is a reaction everyone has after seeing it. Darren mentions that there is a lot that’s left open to interpretation but there is a story here. There is nothing that can’t be explained after you see it. I was worried, initially, that there is three, different, stories happening at once but to quell those who have seen the wicked trailer I can tell you that there is only one story you need to know before going into the film: a wife is on the verge of death and she wants to try and put into words what her husband cannot emote and will not express. This film is more about Hugh and the wretchedness that is caused by fighting inevitability; what happens, as well, when the tympany is too loud in your head to just be quiet, sit still and find peace.

That’s all the film is but you can see how that might be a little hard to squeeze in the trailer.

This film is the best there is for 2006 and, dare I say it, the real benchmark for every film to follow with regard to what it means to lose a loved one. The movie is sad and it breaks your heart in two, it made me cry just a little, but, by the end, you are allowed to finally breathe in the comfort knowing our protagonist has found what he was searching for.

The movie shakes you, again, if you let it, and challenges basic notions of the heart and what it means to die in 21st century America where we believe that death is challengable, defeatable. There is so much present that in the film that it would be larcenous to point out a few moments that really show how Darren’s style has evolved since REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, it’s a misnomer if you see any review that says Darren’s style has “matured” instead of recognizing that these movies are just different from one another in every sense, but those elements that you come to expect from him are still present. The music is woven and wrapped around every moment perfectly, the performances are just solid and the way you are brought into a world you’ve never been to before but by the end you understand it completely is sheer craftsmanship. Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz give performances that feel completely devoid of any hubris and are nothing short of emotional believability.

Make no mistake, it’s a fool’s errand to think you can live forever but Darren has made a masterpiece out of a thought that tries to show you, really, what kind of an existence that would be for one person who can’t let go.

I’ve got the exceptionally short interview here for you next week but also know that I have another suprise up the sleeve inside this column and, hopefully, for some lucky readers of this site but like everything else worth waiting for you’ll have to come back next week and check it out.

THE FOUNTAIN opens in a week and a half on Wednesday, November 22nd.

And what would this column be worth if I didn’t mention BORAT? After trying to spread the good word of Borat Sagdiyev I am pleased, quite pleased, that Sacha Baron Cohen has shown the might of this movie’s power by absolutely destroying the competition with raking in nearly 30 million dollars. Not only that but something to keep in mind when looking at the raw totals is to also consider how many screens BORAT was playing on: 837. The 2nd place film? 3,458. Over 4 times fewer screens yet the film showed what I hoped would happen when it was released unto the world. No one could be more happier than Sacha who managed to score a huge payday for this outing and, I have to confess, I am happy too that I managed to interview Borat before the film’s opening; you can read all about that one-of-a-kind experience here. I could write on and on about this movie being able to live up to the hype, unlike many other filmic turds that have landed in the proverbial box office punch bowl but I just feel a certain amount of satisfaction of knowing that my comedic radar is still just as sharp as ever and that I didn’t run my mouth in supporting a film that completely sucked for nothing.

JONESTOWN: THE LIFE AND DEATH OF PEOPLES TEMPLE (2006)

Director: Stanley Nelson
Cast:
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Release: October 20, 2006 (Limited)
Synopsis:
On November 18, 1978, over 900 members of Peoples Temple died in the largest mass suicide/murder in history. What drew so many people across racial and class lines to the People’s Temple? How could a diverse group of 900 people be convinced to drink the poisoned Flavor Aid that caused their deaths?

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Prognosis: Positive. I’m not one to draw much inspiration from song lyrics.

One tune, though, “Dogma” from KMFDM, has lingered with me for a long, long time. It goes, “The only reason you’re still alive is because someone has decided to let you live.”

The thing that I learned after watching the deplorable things our government exacted on the residents of the Branch Davidians in a movie called WACO: THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT is that the government not only are the storytellers when it comes to explaining to the writers of history their own version what’s happened but that there isn’t a concerted effort to teach this kind of social studies inside the public educational system. I have never been exposed to a true explanation of what happened in Jamestown but it’s this kind of documentary filmmaking, exposing these tales to a little air and public scrutiny, that gets me all sorts of excited to finally feel I have a handle on all those “drink the Kool-Aid” jokes we’ve all heard in one context or another.

And this trailer begins, spooky as all fuck, with the sounds of distant church bells and a black scene with all the background information we need: “On November 18th, 1978 in Jonestown, Guyana, 909 members of the Peoples Temple died in what has been called the largest mass suicide in modern history.”

You’ve got my undivided attention.

We see slow-motion file footage of the people who ostensibly made up the rank and file of this “cult,” the voice-over of someone who we don’t see explaining that no one joins a cult, that they are people who are joining a movement and are trying to be with other individuals who they enjoy being around, and it’s disconcerting. You realize that all these vibrant people are going to be dead quite soon.

Next up is a brief look into what these people were subscribing to when they all decided Jim Jones was on the level: they felt he was someone who could bring positive change. It doesn’t feel religious as it does social. Society was rocking and rolling in a tumultuous cement mixer of polar issues and people looked to Jim for stability. Too bad that when we first see Jim you can immediately see those crazy eyes of his; I mean, they look bat shit crazy.

It breaks your heart when you listen to one of the interview subjects talk about what these people were escaping in modern America, racism being one, but when you see a pack of kids just happy to be kids in this hippie playground you can’t turn away from what’s coming.

This is when you see a photo of Jim Jones with his fingers on a stack of clear plastic cups.

The narration of our interview subject, on the verge of tears as he tells of the pain that still swirls around his heart, telling us that those who were followers of Jim were just “fucking slaughtered,” the beep being the one thing that’s added to his twice echoed sentiment, all you can do is stare at the photos of the dozens of dead people on the ground. Entire families just face first in the dirt. Dead.

Gripping stuff and this trailer just begs to be seen for no other reason than to try and see what it was that moved these people into complete obedience and acceptance of their collective fates.

BOBBY (2006)

Director: Emilio Estevez
Cast: Harry Belafonte, Joy Bryant, Nick Cannon, Emilio Estevez, Laurence Fishburne
Release: November 17, 2006
Synopsis: Revisits the night Robert F. Kennedy was gunned down at the Ambassador Hotel in 1968. With an incredible ensemble cast portraying fictionalized characters from a cross-section of America, the film follows 22 individuals who are all at the hotel for different purposes but share the common thread of anticipating Kennedy’s arrival at the primary election night party.

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Prognosis: Positive-ish. Now, memory escapes me on this one.

I think it was either Greg Speetzen or Doug Saam who I saw MEN AT WORK with when it was at the dollar theater in Barrington, IL. What I can remember, though, was that this movie was really a lot better than it has been credit for being. I still love to watch it for its golf clapping, for Keith David’s insane performance and, without spilling a single drop of irony when I say this, the man-on-man action on the children’s carousel was way hot.

I believe Emilio has learned a lot in the 16 years since his last major feature, discounting THE WAR AT HOME, and his experience really shines through in this trailer for a movie that I hadn’t really followed until now.

We start this trailer stoically with a really nice suite of music playing beneath a slow introduction of what is going on when we meet Sir Anthony Hopkins, explaining what it was like to be a doorman at the Ambassador hotel. It’s odd that this trailer doesn’t show its hand about the crux of what we’re all tuning in for, the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy, but we gingerly jump like checker pieces around a whole lot of players in this movie.

“June 4, 1968″

Seeing Emilio in that latter-day porno moustache, engaged in a game of bocce ball, makes me wonder about who he’s portraying, some kind of wag, some kind of stuffy playboy, but I forget about Mr. St. James when I see that Estevez splices in file footage of Bobby Kennedy into the mix of it all. It’s a bold, FORREST GUMP-ian move, but it’s so brief that it doesn’t feel disingenuous.

I hate to essentially say that this movie starts to delve into PULP FICTION territory with all the players in this thing, 22 people in total, and beside Hopkins, Estevez, Belafonte, Rodriguez, Slater and others spilling into the scenes it’s hard to get a firm grip on how this story is going to be told. 22 people is a LOT of storylines to keep in the air like a juggler’s balls, the film could live or die based on how well each person is allowed to be developed without giving short shrift to the film’s overall impact, but when I see Sharon Stone I briefly wonder if this could be a “re-imagining” of sorts with Sharon being the recipient of some bullets. It’s all for naught, however, as the tension slowly creeps its way into this thing.

The issues of Vietnam, civil rights, racial inequality and the sense that the world was at the precipice of something huge all get swirled nicely into the overall vibe but what’s really noteworthy here, and something that I can’t help but comment on, is the actual use of Bobby Kennedy’s speech as a way to define all the chaos of the moment that we’re watching.

Maybe that’s the point. Maybe having all these storylines and all these different motivations is the way Emilio is tying to illustrate what this assassination meant in a larger context; that it maybe wasn’t all about Bobby, perhaps. It was about the people living within the reality of what he represented.

FACTOTUM (2006)

Director: Bent Hamer
Cast:
Matt Dillon, Lili Taylor, Marisa Tomei, Fisher Stevens, Didier Flamand
Release: August 18, 2006 (Limited)
Synopsis: Henry Chinaski (Dillon) considers himself a writer, and on occasion writes. Mostly he quests for the booze and women that sidetrack and seduce, rather than inspire greatness. When he falls for Jan (Taylor), the soulful connection fails to save either from their self-destructive ways, and the relationship totters between earnest connection and loathing.

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Prognosis: Sure. MY BODYGUARD.

You watch a film like that and it encapsulates everything there is to know about Matt Dillon: he’s greasy, charismatic, threatening and possesses the kind of emotional tractor beam that prevents your gaze from pulling away. I’ve seen this flick more times across so many different periods in my life yet it still holds up thanks in large part to Dillon’s timelessness as a bully that we all have known at one time in our youth. Sure, the dingy city life that’s depicted in the movie has since been replaced with squeaky clean gentrification and a concerted effort to make suburban life, with all these white kids shooting up their high schools, seem a little bit more risqué than inner city existence but Matt Dillon keeps going on.

This movie looks like one of those parts that, while not as thrilling as him getting his ass kicked by Adam Baldwin, makes you cheer for a dude who has persevered as long as he has in an industry that has shorter shelf-life for their talent than a bowl of fruit salad.

To be honest I didn’t know what to expect from this movie but while I don’t think the trailer aspires to be anything greater than the sum of its parts I have to give praise here because this advertisement really feels like a small film all unto itself. The opening sequence is completely absurd. An apartment building is on fire, Matt steps into the hallway to find out what all the commotion is, gets barked at that it’s a blaze by a fireman and then proceeds to close the door and slips back in bed. How can you not like a guy like that as a protagonist? I’m not one to really suffer long sequences in a trailer but this works.

Quickly, we rip through the images of Dillon’s drinking problem. He drinks. A lot. We establish that this is all coming to us via the scribblings of Charles Bukowski, a man who had his own chemical issues as well, and then whip through a series of moments where it is implied that he is incapable of holding gainful employment and, surprise surprise, has a gambling problem.

Normally these things just add up to hackneyed storytelling but as I watch Matt I am transfixed by his innate ability to at once seem right at place sitting still at a bar, flushing his life away, and completely believable as someone who feels the motion in his fingers to write but just suffers from synaptic retardation; he just can’t get it together.

The accompanying quotes from the Post succinctly punctuate what we see on screen as Dillon just drifts back and forth on the screen with those who he is interacting with as it doesn’t seem like he’s acting, he appears to be occupying a person.

While this film looks like it has already come and gone the trailer is still a great example of what the sublime can be for those who want to be engaging, persuasive but not completely pushy.

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION (2006)


Director: Christopher Guest
Cast:
Ricky Gervais, Catherine O’Hara, Parker Posey, Harry Shearer, Eugene Levy, Bob Balaban, Jennifer Coolidge, Michael McKean, Fred Willard
Release: November 17, 2006 (Limited)
Synopsis: Christopher Guest turns the camera on Hollywood for his next film, “For Your Consideration.” The film focuses on the making of an independent movie and its cast who become victims of the dreaded awards buzz.

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Prognosis: The Film Just HAS To Be Better, Right? I’ll reveal a little sliver of my psychoses that not many of you know.

Ahem, well, whenever I see Fred Willard in anything, be it television or film, I cannot get past that moment in my life when I first came upon this wickedly sharp master of the sly. It was in a little movie called SALEM’S LOT and he was getting his swerve on with the wife of a crazy bumpkin who suspected the woman was stepping out on him and nearly blew Fred’s head clean off before showing his hand, revealing the shotgun he had stuffed in Fred’s mouth was not loaded. It wasn’t the tension of that scene, how perfectly it was captured, no. It was that floozy and Fred’s matching silk tennis short ensemble that I think a) freaked me out a bit and b) made me question why a dude would let himself dress up in silky underwear like that. Since that moment in the 80’s when I saw that film I have never been able to see Fred without first seeing him in those silky ball huggers. Thank Lord Jebus that Fred has shown he is much better at comedy than he was with getting smoked by a 10 foot tall vampire and this film, FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION, looks like comes correct in ways that A MIGHTY WIND slightly fell short of being able to accomplish.

“And you know what they say about blind prostitutes”¦You really have to hand it to them.”

Catherine O’Hara shows her ability to assimilate any character she’s asked to inhabit as we’re introduced to her in all of her dumpy glory in this rather subdued opening for a movie that eschews flash and pomp with regard to how they’re selling this film; they completely depend on the actors to make the moments and, ah yes, Mr. silky short Willard knocks what looks like his first pitch straight into left field and over the fence. He’s just perfect as a dolt who doesn’t have a mean bone in his body and not a synapse that hasn’t been fried by a bad sense of humor.

I, unfortunately, can’t say the same about Eugene Levy who really does need to atone for his miserable turns in films, checks that he obviously needed in a bad way, since his precise wit sliced straight through his character’s malaise as a cuckolded husband in BEST IN SHOW. The joke we’re pitched from him is flat but the smiles pick up as Harry Shearer more than makes up for the lost moment in his portrayal as a wiener who is looking to make a serious comeback.

And, oh my, how far has Parker Posey come since her turn as ho-hum actress before landing in BEST IN SHOW, giving what I believe was a stand-out performance, and just coming correct as we see her overacting here in a film where she reveals to her mother that she’s a lesbian.

I am also buoyed here by Ricky Gervais, a man who deserves a turn to participate in this absurdness, who quite matter-of-factly suggests to a pack of filmmakers that they should tone down the level of “Jewish-ness” in their movie so “everyone can enjoy it.” He is so smooth when he delivers these lines that you damn well believe he means it with a straight face and without a drip of insincerity.

I can’t say that I am all that giggly when O’Hara tells John Michael Higgins about there being a rumor on the Internet which says she might be an Oscar contender and John responds blankly about what the Internet is. Personally, and I hate to be old school on this, but I have to say that I liked the moment in JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK more when Ben Affleck has to explain what the Internet is to Jay. It’s an easy joke here and I’m not sure it really hit me the right way.

“In every actor there lives a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. You never know which one is going to show up.”

I like the ending to a degree in this trailer but I have to say that it’s really the riffing that’s inherent in the scenes themselves that will determine whether Guest has done it again. If there is enough Willard, Gervais and Higgins in this movie as the trailer suggests there might be then I think he has. While I think I set my expectations for this trailer awfully high, and to some degree I have to admit that it does disappoint a bit, what is funny is enough to get me out of the house to buy a ticket.

Weekend Shopping Guide 11/10/06: The West Wing

Filed under: Movie News — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am

The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

 

During its initial run, I always heard great things about Aaron Sorkin’s The West Wing (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$299.98 SRP) – whose snappy patter chronicled the trials and tribulations of the fictional Bartlett administration of the United states. As portrayed by Martin Sheen, imagine a cross between Kennedy and Clinton and you have a pretty good idea of the liberal ethos on display. Despite avoiding getting swept up during its seven season run, it wasn’t until the complete collection box set arrived that I decided to take the plunge – mainlining the entire run. No small feat, I assure you. As with Sorkin’s work in the past, it teeters between sublimely brilliant and pompously self-important, but I found myself riveted overall, and eagerly anticipating who would succeed Bartlett at the end of the seventh – and final – season (and actually wishing for a different outcome than the one we got). The 45 discs comprising the set are exactly the same as those found in the individual season releases – featuring audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and gag reels – but new to the set (besides the handsome, sturdy case emblazoned with the presidential insignia) is the pilot script, with an introduction from Sorkin, as well as an episode guide. If you haven’t begun picking up the series on DVD yet, this is definitely the way to go.

 

 

In the annals of short-lived comedies, I would put good money on none being funnier than the six gems comprising the entire run of Police Squad! (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP). Following up on their massive success with Airplane!, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Robert K. Weiss ventured on to the small screen with a parody of the overly-serious Quinn Martin/Jack Webb crime dramas of the 50’s and 60’s, starring the often clueless but somehow competent Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen). What they produced is a gag and visual pun-a-palooza that equals their finest work (see the aforementioned Airplane!) and would eventually be brought back to life on the big screen. Bonus features include audio commentaries on 3 episodes, a Leslie Nielsen interview, a gag reel, audition tapes, and a “Behind the Freeze Frames” featurette. Unfortunately, the celebrity death cameo John Belushi filmed for the series shortly before his death is nowhere to be found – it would have been nice to have that one last piece to remember him by, but I can understand their reluctance to include it.

 

 

I remember hearing that my friends Eric and Jerry were heading to the movie theater, and once I heard what they were going to see, I immediately weaseled my way into going along with them. For us, seeing this film was the must-see ticket of our young lives, as it was the big screen adventure of one of our absolute favorite TV shows. That flick was Transformers: The Movie (Sony Wonder, Rated PG, DVD-$21.98 SRP), and as much crap as people want to give it, it still holds a very special place in my heart. To see Optimus duke it out with Megatron on the big screen, it was young geek heaven – even if they botched things by killing off Optimus (a mistake soon rectified on the afternoon cartoon, once they realized that we fans were not happy with their marketing decision). Did I know, as a kid, that I was basically watching a slick way to eliminate old toys and introduce a whole new product line? Vaguely, sure, but who cares? It’s not like they ever made the Unicron I really wanted when I was still young enough to want to play with it instead of it being a “collectible” (and regardless, I made my own massive Unicron out of Legos). This is all to say that I’m really jazzed by the remastered 2-disc 20th anniversary edition, packed with bonus features including deleted scenes, commentaries, promos, and more. Finally! Now where’s my GI Joe: The Movie special edition…

 

 

Although it’s great to have all 5 films featured in the new Marlon Brando Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) – including Reflections In A Golden Eye, The Teahouse Of The August Moon, The Formula, and Julius Caesar – the standout is the 2-disc special edition of Mutiny on the Bounty, whose stunning new transfer is complemented by 4 vintage featurettes (“Story of the HMS Bounty,” “Voyage of the Bounty to St. Petersburg,” “Tour of the Bounty,” & “1964 New York’s World Fair Promo”), an alternate prologue and epilogue, and a newly-produced featurette “After the Cameras Stopped Rolling: The Journey of the Bounty.” The set also includes commentary on The Formula, a new intro & featurette on Julius Caesar, vintage behind-the-scenes footage on Reflections In A Golden Eye, and a vintage featurette on The Teahouse of the August Moon.

 

 

I remember distinctly, years ago, being underwhelmed with the trailer for Monsters, Inc.. After enjoying both Toy Story and A Bug’s Life, and Toy Story 2, I felt Pixar could do no wrong – but the Monsters trailer gave me pause. The film, it turned out, was not the let-down the trailer led me to expect, but it was nowhere near as endearing ads the previous flicks. Then came Finding Nemo and The Incredibles, and my esteem for the folks up in Emoryville was fully restored – until the trailer for Cars (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP) gave me the same queasy feeling of yore. Besides the fact that automobiles have never held an interest for me – and, by extension, racing – I couldn’t shake the feeling that I had seen this movie before… When it was called Doc Hollywood and starred Michael J. Fox. Swap out the flashy big city doctor with a flashy race car, and you’ve still got the story of a fish out of water forced to spend time in a small burg in the middle of nowhere who eventually falls in love not only with a local girl, but also with said small town. That’s both flicks to a “t”. Was I disappointed with Cars? Technically, it was a beautiful film extremely well-animated – Pixar can do that in their sleep – but I found that director John Lasseter too often fell in love with the geeky aspects of the cars and Route 66 environs on the screen, and lost touch with telling a tight story. Is it a disaster? Not by any means, but it’s definitely not in my top 3. Disney has opted to give us a measly single-disc edition instead of the usual 2-disc (I guess Lasseter’s new position at Disney gives him no clout over home video), with deleted scenes, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and the shorts “One Man Band” and “Mater and the Ghostlight.”

 

 

Even 6 months later, I’m not entirely sure how I feel about the first “half” of The Sopranos‘ sixth and final season (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$99.98 SRP). While it was certainly high on familial intrigue (both meanings of “family,” naturally), there didn’t seem to be much of a spark motivating the season. It didn’t help matters that a large part of the initial episodes were stuck in Tony’s post-shooting coma dream state – which is all well and good, but one can take only so much philosophy and psychology before the desire for meat & potatoes storytelling becomes insistent. I certainly have no idea where the final 9 episodes airing next spring are going to take us, that’s for sure. The 4-disc set features all 12 episodes, plus a quartet of audio commentaries.

 

 

While I still find the mo-cap “animation” technique as jarring as I did on Polar Express, I think Monster House (Sony, Rated PG, DVD-$28.95 SRP) manages to transcend my misgiving by featuring an incredibly entertaining script – about a trio of neighborhood kids who band together to try and battle the suddenly sentient, monstrous, and evil house on their block – and stylized character design that didn’t try for the photo-realism that made Polar Express‘s cast so zombie-like. It’s a glorious mash-up of Goonies, The ‘Burbs, and Monster Squad. Bonus features include an audio commentary, 7 behind-the-scenes featurettes, a scene-breakdown, and an art gallery.

 

 

With he recent spate of vintage talk shows getting DVD releases (including Shout! Factory’s Dick Cavett sets), it’s good to know that we can add another batch of classics from the original king of late night. The 3-disc The Best of Johnny Carson: Volume 1 (R2, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) features dozens of memorable moments from Carson’s 30 years on the air, plus bonus materials including the famous episode when Bob Hope & Dean Martin made an unexpected visit, rare photos, and a compilation of additional moments from the Ultimate Carson Collection. Also available is the single-disc Carson Country (R2, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP), featuring a collection of country & western appearances – everyone from Johnny Cash to John Wayne.

 

 

The 3-disc The Wonderful World Of Louis Armstrong (Time Life, $39.98 SRP) features 40 remastered tracks spanning over 4 decades of the great Satchmo’s career – everything from “Mack the Knife” and “Hello, Dolly!” to “When the Saints Go Marching In” and “What a Wonderful World.” The 3rd disc is a DVD compilation of rare film and video performances that give a small taste of what a fantastic live performer he must have been. My only regret? Where’s “Skokian”?

 

 

It was only a matter of time before the films of Gary Cooper fell under the spotlight of Warners’ amazing “Signature Collection” series, and the 5-films featured in Gary Cooper: The Signature Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) are absolute essentials for any self-respecting cineastes film library. The centerpiece is the 2-disc special edition of Cooper’s turn as the real-life WWI hero Sergeant York, which features an audio commentary from historian Jeanine Basinger, a pair of documentaries (“Sergeant York: Of God and Country” and “Gary Cooper: American Life, American Legend”), a vintage short, the Porky cartoon Porky’s Preview, and trailer. The other four films that round out the set are The Fountainhead (which also includes a new making-of featurette), Dallas, Springfield Rifle, and The Wreck of the Mary Deare.

 

 

The alchemy of creating music has long fascinated me, so it should come as no surprise that I’m a big fan of the Classic Albums series of documentaries (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, DVD-$11.98 SRP each) – each of which goes in-depth behind-the-scenes of a particular iconic album, with rare footage and interviews that flesh out the creative process. The latest in the series spotlight Meat Loaf’s Bat Out of Hell, U2’s The Joshua Tree, Steely Dan’s Aja, The Who’s Who’s Next, and Bob Marley & The Wailers’ Catch A Fire. I truly dig this series, and hope they keep rolling them out.

 

 

Although I believe Fox has royally screwed fans who have been supporting the season-by-season DVD releases of M*A*S*H by releasing a feature-laden comprehensive box set just as the 11th season (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) comes out, it’s good to finally have that final run available, if only for the epic, feature-length finale that wrapped up the trials and tribulations of the doctors, nurses, and soldiers of the 4077.

 

 

 

Even though I tend to find host James Lipton a comically over-the-top presenter, I still watch Inside The Actors Studio whenever I get the chance, often finding the conversation fascinating and the occasional insight into the person in the hot seat well worth the sometimes softball banter. The show is getting its time in the DVD spotlight with a 3-disc Inside The Actors Studio: Icons collection (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), featuring the programs with guests Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Barbra Streisand, and Clint Eastwood, which also feature bonus footage and retrospective pieces with Lipton. Sold separately is the incredible Inside The Actors Studio: Dave Chappelle (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which is a very insightful piece done with the actor/comedian after his famed abandonment of his show’s third season.

 

 

While Edward R. Murrrow may be best remembered as a hard-hitting newsman and the very epitome of what journalism should be, he was also the host of what some may call a “puff” series called Person to Person, in which this tough-as-nails journalist would do one-on-one interviews with celebrities like Marlon Brando, Bette Davis, Sid Caesar, Jerry Lewis, Frank Sinatra, and up-and-coming politicians like John F. Kennedy. The 3-disc The Best of Person To Person (Koch, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) features over 2-dozen of those now-legendary interviews, in which Murrow reveals that his skills extended beyond just hard news.

 

 

Not only does Roseanne have the “Barr” back, but in her stand-up special Roseanne Barr: Blonde and Bitchin’ (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), she’s back on stage and performing again after a long spell away from the mic. Even better, she’s back in form and funnier than ever – which, considering what a groundbreaker she was in the 80’s, makes me no end of happy. In addition to the full special, the disc also features an interview with Roseanne, footage of her pre-show pep talk, a post-show featurette, and Roseanne going head-to-head with her new makeup artist.

 

 

Just in time or all of those difficult holiday shopping lists, The Rodgers & Hammerstein Collection (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$99.98 SRP) contains the full 2-disc special editions of The Sound of Music, South Pacific, State Fair, Oklahoma!, Carousel, and The King and I. Bonus features include audio commentaries, behind-the-scenes featurettes, bonus films, vintage shorts, deleted scenes, photo galleries, and much, much more.

 

 

As many releases as they’ve gotten in the past – some acceptable, some embarrassing – the “Toho Master Collection” of the Godzilla film series has been more than living up to its name, with the initial release a few months back of the giant lizard’s first film foray a stunningly great overall package. The next two releases – currently available only as an online exclusive at http://www.godzillaondvd.com – are Mothra Vs. Godzilla and Godzilla Raids Again (Classic Media, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). Not only do they have both the Japanese and English versions of the films, but also audio commentaries, featurettes, and more.

 

 

There’s no denying that She-Ra was a rather blatant attempt to capture young girls with what amounted to a warmed-ver redress of He-Man (ala Superman’s Supergirl). Featuring He-Man’s twin sister She-Ra, the princess of power fought the good fight against the monstrous Hordak and his evil Horde with control of the kingdom of Etheria in the balance. She-Ra: Season One Volume One (BCI, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) features the first 32 episodes of the first season, plus the usual exceptional line-up of bonus materials we’ve come to expect from the good people at BCI. Those bonus features include part 1 of the feature-length documentary “The Stories of She-Ra“, a pair of commentaries, an animated storyboard, character profiles, trivia, and more.

 

 

They’ve trickled out over the past few years, but you can finally get the entire 6 season run of the UK’s original – and very, very funny – Men Behaving Badly (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$99.98 SRP), plus the Last Call disc featuring the trio of feature-length episodes that wrapped up the series, as well as the 1997 Christmas special and outtakes.

 

 

You know, if you were to look in the dictionary under the word “cheese,” you’d find a still taken from Donny & Marie Osmond’s 70’s variety show. If you want proof of just what a cheesefest it was, look no further than the 2-disc The Best of Donny & Marie: Volume 1 (R2, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), which collects hours of hand-picked “classic” moments from the show’s multi-year run. Also available is the Donny & Marie: 1978 Christmas Show (R2, Not Rated, DVD-$12.99 SRP), which has not been seen since its original airing.

 

 

In an era when every single memory from my Saturday morning cartoon childhood is getting is eventually getting its own DVD release, it was only a matter of time before a complete collection of the Groovy Goolies (BCI, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) hit shelves. The 3-disc set features all 16 episodes, plus a pair of commentaries, a brand-new documentary, a featurette on the founding of Filmation studios, a sing-along, and image galleries.

 

 

And if that isn’t enough ghoulish delight for you, how about the complete fifth season of Tales From The Crypt (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The 3-disc set features 13 more devilishly ironic tales hosted by everyone’s favorite ghoul, the Crypt Keeper.

 

 

 

 

Ultraman: Series One Volume Two (BCI, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) wraps up the inaugural season of the bullet-headed Japanese superhero, featuring 19 remastered, uncut episodes. Bonus features include a monster encyclopedia, while the set also contains a pair of collectible cards and an 8-page booklet.

 

 

 

Any show that has the chutzpah to not only be set in the future, but also believe it was a future that would retain 70’s hairstyles and sport super-intelligent chimps, is a show that cries out “cult classic.” So it goes with the Ark II (BCI, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), where Earth is a post-apocalyptic wasteland traversed by our heroes in the titular mechanized vehicle (which look like a giant white crayon). You can now own the complete 15 episode run, with bonus features including a newly-produced retrospective documentary, a pair of audio commentaries, and photo & art galleries.

 

 

Although the title Harveytoons: The Complete Collection (Classic Media, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is inaccurate – the set is missing dozens of entries in the series – the 4-disc set does feature tons of classic Harveytoons starring Casper, Baby Huey, Little Audrey, Herman, and Katnip. Here’s hoping a second “Complete Collection” is in the offing in the near future.

 

 

I wasn’t overly enthused with the soundtrack to Ridley Scott’s A Good Year (Sony Legacy, $18.98 SRP) except for its inclusion of a trio of Harry Nilsson tracks, including his fun demo of “Gotta Get Up.” For their inclusion alone, I’d recommend giving this a spin… and then suggest you go get more Nilsson albums.

 

 

It’s hard to believe that, compared to what a backstage drama and cultural juggernaut it eventually evolved into, the first season of Beverly Hills 90210 (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$54.99 SRP) was a relatively pedestrian affair, focusing more on the fish-out-of-water aspects of the transplanted Walsh twins (Jason Priestley & Shannen Doherty) as they adjusted their Midwest upbringing to their posh Beverly Hills surroundings. This first season has been eagerly anticipated by fans, who won’t be disappointed with commentary by Darren Starr on 2 episodes, and a quartet of retrospective featurettes (“Beginnings With Darren Starr,” “Meet The Class Of West Beverly High,” “90210 Behind-the-Scenes,” and “Looking Back: Season One – The Recap”).

 

 

As if you weren’t feeling soapy enough, how about the complete first season of Melrose Place (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$54.99 SRP)? Granted, this is before the inhabitants of TV’s most dysfunctional apartment complex really hit their stride, but the infinitely appealing Heather Locklear is on the scenes, so all is well. Not only do you get all 32 episodes, but there’s a series of mini-featurettes, plus a pair of more in-depth behind-the-scenes and retrospective featurettes.

 

So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/10/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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November 9, 2006

Music For The Masses: November 9th, 2006

Filed under: Columns,Music for the Masses — UncaScroogeMcD @ 2:40 am
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Hola, mi amigos!! Que pasa¿! Me? Why I’m happier than Reverend Ted Haggard with a mouthful of male prostitute. Seriously. And just like Rev. Haggard, I feel it safe to warn you that I’m about to come. . .to a realization that I have an addiction. No, not to cock. . .not that there’s anything wrong with that. You see, it’s just that I gave that up after leaving the Sig Eps (yeah, “brothers,” I got your “Elephant Walk” right here) and during the last couple of weeks, I’ve come to the realization that I absolutely LOVE. . .umm, political attack ads. I’m shooting straight with you here, people. With all of those half-baked accusations, exaggerations and out-right lies. . .shit, those commercials are like little, verbal, 30-second, no-holds-barred UFC cage matches. Light on substance, heavy on the slams. Or, for you EXTRA!! fans out there. . .30-second, commercial equivalents of Paul McCartney’s and “Hop-a-Long” Heather Mills’ divorce. Televised crack, I tell ya’!

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Wait a minute. . .after looking at this picture, I, too, now have one, “wooden leg.” Yes. . .I’m going to hell. If you laughed at that, I’ll save you a seat.

I love these little bits of nasty sooo much, I want to see more of “˜em. In fact, I want to see them so much, (and because I already miss them), I’ve actually decided to put Double A’s position as a “Rap Reviewer” up for vote just so you fine folks (oh, all right. . .myself included) can see a couple more of these attack ads. That’s right, Double A. . .guess you shouldn’t have made fun of my Afghan blanket collection. My Nanna knitted those, you fucker. Mmm hmmm. . .a pink, yellow and blue “binky” ain’t so funny now, is it?

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So anyway, as I was saying, the position of Rap Reviewer here at Music for the Masses is now, officially, up for grabs. That’s right, friends, I’m leaving the decision up to you. Here are your candidates. . .in one corner, weighing in at a bouncy 360 lbs., you have the incumbent, the man who finds the “rap” in “crap”, Double-“Wide” A. In the other corner. . .the challenger, weighing in at a meaty 98 lbs. and hailing from the “un-official” home of rap, Council Bluffs, IA; a candidate hand-picked by yours truly after I spotted him buying a 50 Cent CD at a local Tower “Gowing Out of Business Sale,” dressed in baggy, skater shorts, an Allen Iverson jersey and an all-white, NY Yankees hat with a straight brim. . .the “Crusher”. . .Jimmy “Hat” Rathmore. What do you say? Let’s get to know our candidates. How you ask? Why, the same way you most likely got to know YOUR local, political candidates. . .through good, old-fashioned, attack ads. Up first, Jimmy Rathmore. . .

FADE IN TO PICTURE OF A PARADE IN PROGRESS

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VOICE OVER (ISAAC HAYES): “Double A wants to rain on yo’ parade.”

CUT TO PICTURE OF WHEATIESâ„¢

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VOICE OVER (ISAAC HAYES): “Double A wants to shit in yo’ Wheatiesâ„¢”

CUT TO PICTURE OF A BIRTHDAY CAKE

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VOICE OVER (ISAAC HAYES): “Double A wants to take away yo’ Birf’day. . .

CUT TO A PICTURE OF A PUPPY AS SCREEN TURNS RED

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VOICE OVER (ISAAC HAYES): “Double A likes to kick puppies.”

FADE TO A PICTURE OF JIMMY AND HOLD

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FADE IN MUSIC: “GANGSTA’S PARADISE”

VOICE OVER (ISAAC HAYES): “But NOT Jimmy Rathmore. . .he ain’t frontin’, playa’, like Double A. Double A don’t know shit about rap and you know what else? His momma’s a ho’. That’s right, Double A’s momma is such a ho’, they made her the dock in Dick Town. But not Jimmy’s. His momma is a real sweet piece o’ ass. In fact, I’m gonna hit that right after I finish readin’ his commercial here. Mmm hmm. . .Where was I? Oh yeah. . .Jimmy’s the real deal. He owns all 48 of Tu-Pac’s discs, you know, the ones released after his death? Yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ about. 3 of his shirts are RocaWear®, his Adidas® are old school and he’s just workin’ at McDonald’s® until he can save up enough money to buy those turn-tables. Oh yeah. . .and his bling? Pure sterling silver, baby. That’s how Jimmy rolls. One more thing, children, unlike that punk-ass bitch Double A, Jimmy’s all about education. He’ll teach your kids how to flash a gang sign, hold a spray paint can when taggin’ and how to draw a sweet-ass pair of scissors. . .

FADE IN PICTURE

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Fo’ keepin’ it bizzy up in the hizzy, the choice is clear. Tell Double A you don’t want none of that and vote Jimmy “Hat.”

CUT TO PICTURE OF JIMMY

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VOICE OVER (JIMMY RATHMORE): “I’m Jimmy “Hat” Rathmore and I approved this message, bitch.”

And now, Double A’s ad. . .

FADE IN TO A SERENE IMAGE OF A MAJESTIC MOUNTAIN

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VOICE OVER (JAMES EARL JONES): In this climate of insecurity, it is nice to know that some things will never change. The sky will always be blue, Rosie O’Donnell will never be funny and Double A will continue to stand up for the little guys. Music for the Masses needs a consistent voice, one that has been down in the trenches, buying the shit that you shouldn’t. James Rathmore says that he knows rap. That he’s a “fan” of rap.

FADE TO BLACK

VOICE OVER (JAMES EARL JONES): Jimmy Rathmore says he knows rap?

CUT TO PICTURE OF MC HAMMER

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VOICE OVER (JAMES EARL JONES): Fact! Rathmore owns all 6 of MC Hammer’s albums, including the rare, un-released album “Oh Hell, I’m Broke.” He also has the entire album “To the Extreme” by Vanilla Ice. . .memorized.

CUT TO PICTURE OF LOTION

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VOICE OVER (JAMES EARL JONES): Fact! Rathmore thinks that N.W.A. stands for “Now With Aloe,” just like his favorite brand of lotion. Lotion that he uses to masturbate with because he’s too much of a punk bitch to get a girlfriend.

CUT TO PICTURE OF PUPPIES TINTED RED

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VOICE OVER (JAMES EARL JONES): Fact! While Double A has kicked his fair share of puppies in the past, at least he has never thought about having sex with one. Rathmore has. A lot.

CUT TO VIDEO OF THE FLAG WAVING IN THE WIND

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VOICE OVER (JAMES EARL JONES): If you elect James Rathmore to write your rap reviews, all you will ever get are reviews of the latest Eminem mixtape that he made for his friend “Smokey.” Also, if you elect Rathmore, he will come have sex with your dog. Double A wont. You can count on it.

CUT TO PICTURE OF DOUBLE A

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VOICE OVER (DOUBLE A): What it is, bitches? This is Double A and I approved this ad.

There you have it, folks. Now, it’s up to you so. . .ROCK THE VOTE!!!! Just drop me an email, at the link below, and help support democracy by casting your vote for your favorite candidate.

But enough about all of that. It’s time now to check out some new music. In this edition of Music for the Masses, we take a look at the new one from the Who, Endless Wire, the music of Warren Miller’s new movie, Off the Grid, and we provide another chance for you aspiring artists out there to “Pimp Your Band.” Should be fun. So, what do you say? Let’s get to it, shall we??!!

m4m-who-nov9 Artist: The Who
Album:Endless Wire
Bastard Love Child of: The Who when all 4 members were alive and The Who now where only 2 of them are.
Best for: Realizing how much I miss John Entwhislte.

You know, I’m only half joking when I tell you that I fully expect to tune in to Dateline’s “To Catch a Predator” some night and see Chris Hansen asking Pete Townsend “So tell me, Pete. . .what are you doing here? What were you planning on doing with this 13-year old girl?” And, if this ever happens, I fully expect Pete to answer “I wanted to teach her how to work me whammy bar.” Then he’ll make a break for the front door and get tackled in the lawn by a couple of D.C.’s “fattest and finest.”

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For those of you scratching your head out there going “WTF, M.C.?” because you’re not “in the know,” a few years back, Townsend was charged with having kiddie-porn, “worm-burpin'” material on his personal computer. No. . .I’m not making that up. Granted, these charges were later dropped, but that shit sticks with you and I’ll be damned if every fucking (yes, fucking) time I hear the Who’s “Pinball Wizard,” I don’t change the lyrics to. . .”Ever since I was a young boy, I liked to play with balls. From Soho down to Brighton, I must have played them all.” And good lord, I haven’t even told you about one of the lyrics on this new disc. But we’ll get to that in a minute.

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Now, regardless of the validity of Townsend’s sexual appetites, I consider myself a pretty big fan of the Who’s music and I was really looking forward to getting my hands on this new one, Endless Wire. Their first disc of new material since 1982’s It’s Hard? Easy money, my friends. Easy money. Of course, as many of you know, with great anticipation can come great disappointment and after listening to this disc, I’m disappointed. Allow me to explain. If you are a hard core fan of the Who, you are going to love this album, even if it is, more or less, a glorified Pete Townsend solo disc along the lines of 1993’s Pyschoderelict, simply because it is a new disc. The fact that Daltry adds his gracefully aging voice to the proceedings makes it easier to swallow as a “Who disc,” but let’s not kid ourselves. This is not the same Who, deaths aside, that created enough quality material to prompt Syrius Satelite to give them their own channel and this is not the album that we’ve been waiting for. It’s not complete shit, and, again, it IS new Who for crying out loud, but this is Pete. . .pushing the envelope and experimenting. . .again. To paraphrase Michael’s line from The Godfather II, “You broke my heart, Pete. . .you broke my heart. Hey. . .wanna go fishing?”

And that brings us to the “casual” Who fan. They’re going to absolutely hate this disc. Know why? Because they’re going to grab this disc wanting to hear something familiar from this iconic band and aside from a tricked-up nod to the opening of “Baba O’Riley,” they ain’t gonna get it. What they ARE going to get is a hook-less song about religion, “Man in the Purple Dress,” a disjointed mini-opera (“Wire & Glass”) that is more unevenly spaced than the eyes of a Special Olympian and, due to the kiddie-porn allegations, one of the creepiest lyrical lines you’ll ever here. . .”Why can’t they see that life excites me/This boy ignites me” (“Trilby’s Piano”). *SHUDDER* Put it back in your pants, Pete. . .for fuck’s sake.

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I’m still holding out hope that, even without Entwhistle, we’ll get another classic Who disc, but sadly, this isn’t it. Unless you are a hard core, and I mean hard core, fan, save your money.

Rating: 2.5 out of 5

WARREN MILLER’S OFF THE GRID

There are a ton of reasons why it’s cool to live in Colorado but chief among them are that all of the women here look exactly like this. . .

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. . .on your 21st birthday, the government sends you a giant block of cheese. . .

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. . .and, most importantly, you learn to ski at a young age. . .

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I realize that for some of you out there, skiing is that thing that Sonny Bono was doing just prior to head-butting that tree, but for me and a shit-load of others here in Colorado, it’s a religion. . .sans all the alter boy “mouth hugging” and “butt-fiddling.” And if skiing is the religion, then without a doubt, Warren Miller is our favorite preacher. “Why’s that?” you ask. Well, you see, Warren Miller has been preaching the gospel of skiing and cranking out amazing ski films for the past 57 years and for those same 57 years, the faithful have gathered, just prior to the start of the ski season, to watch Warren’s latest opus and to get psyched up for hitting the slopes. For some, it’s the best part of the whole season and for good reason.

You see, aside from all of the amazing and breath-taking shots of people launching off of all kinds of crazy shit, Warren’s films feature, arguably, some of the coolest music you’ve never heard. Okay, maybe you’ve heard a couple of the tracks and some of the artists, but seriously, the guy has a knack for finding some obscure talent. And I mean, obscure. In fact, I couldn’t find squat on one of the main artists featured in Warren’s new film, Off The Grid, Boots Wallace. Too bad. . .good shit, Boots. But, that’s exactly why were here today. I realize that if you’re not a skier, your chances of checking out one of these films is slim to none and slim just left town, but there were some artists in this year’s film that are deserving of your attention. Some you’ve heard of, like Gomez and Imogen Heap, but others you more than likely have not. I highly recommend checking out the actual films, but, at the very least, check these tunes out and help out some under-appreciated artists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new favorites like I did with Big City Rock, Zero 7 and Gomez.

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In no particular order:

-Sweatshop Union’s “Baho Ang Titi Mo,” “Union Dues” and “Garbage Love Scenes/Cheesy Jingles” (www.myspace.com/sweatshopunion7)

-Scratch Track’s “Come One Come All” (www.myspace.com/scratchtrack)

-Tomorrow and Everyday After’s “Grudge” (www.teaarmy.com)

-Living Things’ “Bom Bom Bom” (www.myspace.com/livingthings)

-Simon Dawes’ “Have a Heart” (www.myspace.com/simondawes)

-Gomez’s “How We Operate” (www.myspace.com/gomez)

-Primal Scream’s “Country Girl” (www.myspace.com/primalscream)

-Wired All Wrong’s “Let Me Go,” “Medicate,” “Elevatin'”and “Fifteen Minutes” (www.myspace.com/wiredallwrong)

-Zero 7’s “The Pageant of the Bizarre” (www.myspace.com/zero7official)

– Bullets And Octane’s “Save Me Sorrow” (www.myspace.com/bulletsandoctane)

-Imogen Heap’s “Hide and Seek” (www.myspace.com/imogenheap)

-Big City Rock’s “Human” (www.myspace.com/bigcityrock)

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“Yippee ki aye, mother fucker!”

BAND OF THE WEEK!!!!

You know? In addition to MySpace being a GREAT place to meet a Dateline reporter. . .

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it’s also a great place to check out some new and/or unsigned artists. To honor these individuals and their art, I thought it would be cool to feature a band here each time out, sans any remarks or comments from yours truly. Consider this your place to shine. If you want you or your band featured here, just drop me a line. Up this week. . .

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Pepper Sands

Vancouver, BC

www.myspace.com/peppersands or www.peppersands.com

Band Members:

Citizen A: Bass and vocals

Adam: Drums and Percussion

Jay Slye: Guitar and Percussion

Derek MacDonald: Keyboards

Has Toured With: Concrete Blonde, 30 Seconds To Mars, I Mother Earth, Billy Talent, Sleater-Kinney and Swollen Members. . .amongst others.

Sounds Like: “Your wildest, wettest dreams”

CD Available? New Disc Available. . .”Forrest Strays”

Label: Universal Music Canada/Independent

What Others Are Saying: “For a major label debut, Pepper Sands self-titled record shines with the polish of the numerous veteran alternative rock acts that so obviously influence it. Seems like this Vancouver quartet has been carefully listening to most of modern rocks finest from the last decade. Lead-off track, “Win Big Lose More (Cherries Jubilee),” shows you what a Shirley Manson-fronted Foo Fighters would sound like, with its heavy riffs, poppy melodies and singer Citizen As girlie-but-ballsy vocals (think Avril Lavigne’s older sister!). Hints of Brit-pop will warm the hearts of still-grieving Lush fans on “Speak Too Soon,” while the shoe-gaze-y indie pop of “Myth” references everything that was cool about mid-90s alt-darlings, Velocity Girl. You’ve got to like a band that knows how to swap girl/boy vocals with ease and use them oh-so-sweetly when harmonizing. And get ready to dance on the super bop-y “Forever Wonder” that sounds like Neko Case singing lead for One Chord-era Sloan. Nice. Pepper Sands seem to have taken all the best parts of their favorite bands and put together a radio-friendly, catchy debut that surprises you and sticks in your head all day.” — Brian Pascual, Chartattack

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Message from the band: Looks are deceiving. And first impressions don’t always hold true. With their spunky black-white-and-red comic book cover art and short, tight, hyperactive tunes, Pepper Sands might give you the impression they’re a modern-day new wave group, updating the carefree magic of the Go-Go’s. The Vancouver quartet certainly come charging out of the gate with plenty of amped-up frustration and good time kicks. But somewhere in the middle of their debut album, the band that has opened for 54-40, Sleater-Kinney and Matthew Good slow down ever so slightly and begin opening up. The staccato pop bursts of “WIN BIG LOSE MORE (cherries jubilee)” or “Speak Too Soon” give way to the moodier introspection of “Myth,” “Touch Apart” and “Make No Mistake.” Singer Citizen A layers her vocals in lush echoes and even shuts down to a whisper. Guitarist Jay Slye rolls off the aggressive opening riffs and begins painting the night sky with ringing tones reminiscent of U2’s the Edge. Atmosphere adds depth and the lined images on the cover transform into full portraits. The acres of lyrics on the album’s insert, taking up literally every panel except the cover, express the views of a band hooked on love and forever trying to figure out a way past the inevitable pain. Except where a less literal band might stick with a few cloying phrases — and drill an obnoxious, overdone hook into your head — Pepper Sands opt to tell the story like an interior monologue where the brain must decide what thoughts to keep and which to discard. The effect is sometimes maddening, sometimes endearing, like that late night radio DJ who has had too much caffeine and proceeds to speak in circles through the endless night. You keep thinking you should turn it off and get your own head straight, but you keep wondering where it’s all going to end up. In Pepper Sands’ case, it adds up to a spirited pop debut that suggests the band is going to get much weirder as time goes on.

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Be sure to check them out!!!

Well, folks, that’s going to do it for me and the gang this week, so. . .until next time. . .keep wearing it proud and playing it loud.

Send your votes for a new rap reviewer, review copies, presents and assorted hate mail to:


M.C. Bell
P.O. Box 1222
Arvada, CO 80001

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The Fred Hembeck Show: Episode 80 – Trading Cards

Filed under: The Fred Hembeck Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am

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Back around the turn of the century – y’know, 1999? – I was financially engaged by several collectors to decorate a small pile of baseball card-sized pieces of cardboard with my quirky little drawings, the subjects of which were totally up to my discretion.

Since other projects have demanded the majority of my attention this past week, I’ve decided to share a smattering of these quasi-charming illos with you. Y’know – in lieu of real content?

So without further adieu…

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The World’s Finest team – have they ever looked that peculiar? Sure hope not…

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Hey Jay, is that a bowl on your head, or are you just hoping to run across Naomi Campbell packing soup?…

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The “eyes” have it! (As do the ice!…)

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Dragon, I’m a little short on cash – could you loan me a fin?…

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Muffle that feminine charm, Princess D – I think you’re making Daredevil horny!

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Typical teenagers? The way I’ve got these two dressed, Miss Grundy looks hip by comparison! (Or is that “hep”?…)

And now, a very special holiday greeting from a very special individual…

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HAPPY VETERAN’S DAY!!

(What? You didn’t think Santa served? Hey, he didn’t like Hitler any more than your grandfather did – trust me, Ol’ Saint Nick ain’t THAT jolly!…)

Even though there are plenty more cartoons to haul out of that particular well, that’s it for now! Gotta save some for the NEXT time I need to crank out a quickie, after all!

See ya next episode!

(Unless of course you choose to visit Hembeck.com in the intervening period – and hey, don’t let ME stop you!…)

-Copyright 2006 Fred Hembeck

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/9/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • What does a person’s face look like when they find out they’ve been pushed off the gravy train? (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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November 8, 2006

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/8/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Faith Hill – “World’s Most Theatrically Obvious Sore Loser”… (Thingamabob)
  • Speaking of which, here’s the latest Kasper-Hauser comedy podcast… (Thingamabob)
  • Jim Henson & Kermit on What’s My Line?… (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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DVD Late Show: Super-Heroes, Sci-Fi… and Dick Tracy?

Filed under: DVD Late Show — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:02 am

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November 7, 2006

Yeah, I know. I’m still running behind, so let’s get right to the reviews.

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In 1986, Hearst Entertainment (parent company of King Features) and TV animation house Marvel Productions, teamed up to produce 65 episodes of a new syndicated animated adventure series featuring three of Hearst’s longest-running and best-known newspaper comic strip heroes: Flash Gordon, Mandrake the Magician, and The Phantom. The series also promoted Mandrake’s African manservant/bodyguard, Lothar, to full-hero status, and gave each of the four leads a teenaged child (in bachelor Mandrake’s case, an adopted one). Together, they battled Gordon’s arch-nemesis, Ming the Merciless, as he attempted to conquer the Earth.

That series makes its DVD debut with BCI Eclipse’s DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH: THE COMPLETE SERIES, VOL. 1, which includes the first 33 episodes on five discs.

Unfortunately, despite a very talented crew and a great premise (and a nifty theme song penned by Stan Lee), the show suffers from uninspired or illogical scripts and extremely crude animation. In the style of other 80’s syndicated adventure cartoons, violence is limited to ray blasts against robots (Ming’s Ice Robots, in this case), and each episode must deliver a moral. Two story points in particular that annoyed me: in the first episode, Flash Gordon’s unnamed wife (presumably Dale Arden) is killed by Ming, and her brain patterns somehow imbedded in a crystal, which son Rick Gordon uses as the core personality for the team’s super computer. Aside from wondering what would make her mind suitable for such a purpose, it seemed odd to me that neither Flash nor Rick seem at all disturbed by this. Secondly, the Phantom, who is repeatedly referred to as being an African hero, has the mystical ability to call upon the “strength of ten tigers,” and does so at least once in each episode. Now, it’s been years since junior high, but as I recall, there are no tigers in Africa!

Regardless of the quality of the show itself, BCI’s DVD set, from their Ink and Paint label, is great. The first half of the series (33 episodes) is presented on 5 discs. Presented in the original full-screen TV aspect ratio, the picture quality is generally good, although the source material itself is occasionally littered with dirt and debris inherent in pre-digital era animation. As with BCI’s other recent animation releases like HE-MAN and SHE-RA, the set includes extensive bonus material, as well.

There are video interviews with several of the creators of the show, commentary tracks on two episodes, a short presentation “pilot” created to sell the series, numerous image galleries and bio/trivia text features, and 2 collectible art cards with illustrations by Mike Allred and Rafael Kayanan. There’s supposed to be the first episode of the 70’s FLASH GORDON cartoon on there, too, but I couldn’t seem to find it.

While I can’t really recommend the show to anyone, if you’re a fan of the show from the 80’s or a diehard collector of Flash Gordon, Phantom or Mandrake material, you may want to pick it up. The set is a first-class production all the way.

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Another animated series based on a long-running comic strip comes to DVD courtesy of Classic Media, with THE DICK TRACY SHOW: THE COMPLETE ANIMATED SERIES (1961). The four-disc set includes all 130 5-minute episodes. Unfortunately, as bad as DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH may be, THE DICK TRACY SHOW is far worse.

Designed to be run as segments of locally produced kiddie shows, each episode begins with Dick Tracy at his desk, getting an assignment from his superiors. But, instead of rushing out to apprehend the perpetrators, he uses his two-way wrist radio to assign one of his operatives to the case, instead. That’s right ““ Dick Tracy almost never leaves his desk. And who are the operatives he sends out to do his job for him? Well, there’s Japanese agent Joe Jitsu, Mexican op Go-Go Gomez and Irish beat cop, Heap O’ Callory”¦ some of the most offensive racial stereotypes ever seen in TV animation.

The animation itself is about as static and stilted as it can be, and the five-minute stories don’t have much time to get complicated. Aside from Tracy’s cameos, the only other link to the famous comic strip is the use of some of its more colorful criminals ““ Flattop, Mumbles, Pruneface ““ reduced here to bumbling idiots. It’s not pretty.

And neither are the discs. While Classic Media has gone all out with the packaging ““ a beautiful hardback case with four single-sided discs and free comic book ““ the cartoons themselves really show their age, with severely faded colors and minor damage throughout.

For Dick Tracy completists only.

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Two previously released Disney live-action sci-fi favorites from the Seventies have just been paired up in the ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN/RETURN FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN ““ 2 MOVIE COLLECTION (1975/1978).

If you never saw these perennial Disney favorites before, here’s the basics: two blond pre-teen orphans with mysterious mental abilities (including telepathy and telekinesis), Tony (Ike Eisenmann) and Tia (Kim Richards), search for the truth about their origins while trying to elude various criminals intent on exploiting the kids’ powers. In the first film, millionaire Ray Milland (X- THE MAN WITH THE X-RAY EYES) is after the kids, while in the second, Christopher Lee (HORROR OF DRACULA) and Bette Davis (BURNT OFFERINGS) have their greedy hearts set on controlling Tony’s TK talents.

Directed by John Hough (THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE), both films feature primitive 70’s special effects and a certain flat, TV look, yet the stories and characters are still quite engaging, both for nostalgic adults and young children. My niece and nephew, despite being raised on today’s flashy FX-heavy fantasy flicks and video games, loved the movies, watching them so many times my sister begged me to take the disc back.

Disney’s double feature disc is pretty bare-bones, but does offer both films in crystal sharp widescreen (1.78:1 and 1:75:1) anamorphic transfers. The original soundtracks have been remixed in Dolby 5.1 Surround.

Good stuff.

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BCI Eclipse, having had some success with Filmation’s animated offerings, is starting to dip into the studio’s live action Saturday morning fare, beginning with the only-in-the-Seventies post-Apocalyptic actioner, ARK II ““ THE COMPLETE SERIES (1976).

Set in the 25th Century, after the world has been devastated by pollution and war, three multi-cultural young scientists (Terry Lester, Jean Marie Hon, and Jose Flores) and their talking chimp, Adam, roam the post-Apocalyptic wasteland in a super-advanced RV, bringing the benefits of science and good morals to the primitive remnants of humanity. That’s right ““ it’s DAMNATION ALLEY for adolescents!

Surprisingly, the show holds up pretty well. Despite the low budget, the production values are quite good, and the Ark and its accessories are pretty impressive gadgets, even today. The earnest young cast manages to play their underwritten roles with conviction, and, thankfully, the chimpanzee is never all that annoying. Scripts range from quite good to insultingly bad, but are usually somewhere in the middle, and despite the grim setting, the stories all offer hope and a solid moral lesson. Fortunately, these “lessons” are not as heavy handed as in later Filmation shows, and are delivered without the usual sledgehammer tactics. Guest stars include Jonathan Harris, Malachi Throne, Geoffrey Lewis, Jim Backus and a teenaged Helen Hunt.

BCI has placed all 15 episodes on 4 discs. Unfortunately, the transfers are not very impressive. Presented in their original full-screen TV aspect ratio, the source material is faded and grainy, although relatively free of damage or debris. Still, considering that the show is nearly 30 years old, and was probably shot on a budget of $100 bucks an episode, we’re probably lucky the episodes look as good as they do.

As with their animated Filmation releases, ARK II ““ THE COMPLETE SERIES, comes with an bunch of bonus features, including audio commentaries on two episodes, a full-length “Making Of” documentary, several photo and art galleries, and all 15 scripts, plus the series bible, on DVD-ROM.

Ultimately, ARK II is good kid’s show and a relatively decent example of 70’s TV sci-fi, and I really enjoyed watching these episodes again. If it’s a fond memory from your childhood, you may want to pick it up, despite the less-than-reference-quality transfers.

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Universal’s excellent science fiction series continues along with BATTLESTAR GALACTICA SEASON 2.5 (2006), as our rag-tag fleet of human survivors discover a second surviving Battlestar, the Pegasus, which offers the desperate Colonials hope that they can finally turn the tables on their Cylon pursuers.

Of course, in the grim GALACTICA universe, that just isn’t the way things work.

The commander of the Pegasus (Michelle Forbes) just might be a homicidal psycho, there’s continuing political unrest in the fleet, the Cylon prisoner is about to give birth, the President (Mary McDonnell) is dying of cancer, the black market is out of control, there are Cylon moles in the fleet”¦ and the Colonials may have just found a planet they can call home. Maybe.

Ronald E. Moore’s “re-imagining” of the Seventies space adventure series remains one of television’s top dramas, with a powerful cast and challenging, grown-up scripts that take the show to a dramatic level far above pretty much anything else in the genre. Loaded with political and social allegory (as the best sci-fi always is), BATTLESTAR GALACTICA should be required viewing for anyone who enjoys good television.

SEASON 2.5 presents the second half of the second season on DVD, with stunning 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen transfers and pounding Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround sound. Each episode is accompanied by an audio commentary (podcast) by producer Moore, deleted scenes and more. The set also includes Moore’s video blogs, several featurettes, and an extended version of the midseason episode, “Pegasus.”

If, like me, you don’t get Sci-Fi Channel, you owe it to yourself to follow BATTLESTAR GALACTICA on DVD. Hell, it’s even better than watching it on TV ““ no commercials!

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BCI Eclipse has recently unleashed upon an unsuspecting and unprepared public the science fiction spoof GALAXINA (1980) in a special “25th & 1/2 Anniversary Edition.”

I first read about this film ““ as with many others ““ in Starlog magazine when I was a teen, and ended up waiting 26 years to actually see it. The movie is known (by those who know of it at all) as being one of the very few film vehicles for actress Dorothy R. Stratten, the lovely Playboy Playmate and Bogdanovich protégé who was murdered by her husband shortly before the movie was released.

Unfortunately, GALAXINA is terrible; a remarkably unfunny comedy from William Sachs, the director of THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN (another movie I only know about from old Starlogs) and good old Crown International Pictures.

Strratten portrays the title character, the shapely android pilot of the intergalactic police cruiser Infinity. While she’s both beautiful and competent at her job, the rest of the crew are neither. Captain Cornelius Butt (Avery Schreiber, CAVEMAN) is an idiot, and his officers Thor (Stephan Macht, THE MONSTER SQUAD) and Buzz (J.D. Hinton) are almost as bad. But Galaxina and Thor nonetheless have feelings for one another, feelings they cannot act upon, because physical contact causes the android to short circuit. After a visit to an alien brothel, the crew of the Infinity is assigned to find a magical artifact, the Blue Star, and keep it out of the hands of the resident Darth Vader clone.

While there’s some potential in here, it’s almost completely squandered by director Sachs, who has no apparent sense of comedy timing whatsoever. The characters and humor are crude, the gags are cliché, and while Stratten is undeniably beautiful to look at, her role as a robot seems to stretch her limited emoting abilities. There are a couple of decent alien designs by Chris Walas (in particular, the “Rock Biter”), and a few jokes that almost work, but overall, the film remains notable only for its association with its tragic leading lady.

BCI’s classy 25th Anniversary Special Edition treats the film like a comedy masterpiece, however, with a sharp, clean 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer. There’s also a boatload of bonus features. There’s a commentary track by director Sachs and actor Stephen Macht (God love “˜em, they still think this movie is funny!), another audio interview with Sachs, additional footage from the international version, the theatrical trailer, and four still galleries. DVD ROM features include the original script and shooting script, as well as reprints of the above-mentioned Starlog articles. Finally, there’s a 6-page booklet with stills and a biography of Stratten.

Once again, we’ve got a bad movie in a fantastic DVD package. Recommended only for people interested in the late Dorothy Stratten”¦ or fans of Avery Schreiber. If there are any.

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New from VCI is the 50’S SCI-FI DOUBLE FEATURE: KING DINOSAUR/THE JUNGLE (1952/1955), which features two rare and offbeat flicks from the fab Fifties.

KING DINOSAUR is the simple tale of four astronauts (two male, two female) who journey to the planet Nova, which has recently wandered into our solar sytem and taken up residence. Via the magic of stock footage, our intrepid but bickering heroes arrive on Nova, which looks remarkably like L.A.’s Griffith park. There they encounter bears, lemurs, owls, snakes, and a transparent, optically enlarged insect. Soon, because the movie is called KING DINOSAUR, they travel to an island in the middle of a lake where they encounter giant gila monsters, baby crocodiles, monitor lizards, armadillos(!), and an iguana pretending to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

The movie is only an hour long, but I fell asleep twice. Director Bert I. Gordon went on to direct such other classics as THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN, ATTACK OF THE PUPPET PEOPLE and EMPIRE OF THE ANTS.

The companion feature on this digital double bill is William Berke’s THE JUNGLE, a 73 minute epic shot on location in the wilds of India. The American cast includes Marie Windsor (CAT WOMEN OF THE MOON), slick Ceasar Romero (TV’s Joker from the original BATMAN show) and beefy Rod Cameron. Together, they journey into the wilderness in search of prehistoric wooly mammoths (in India!). Slow and talky, with tons of travelogue-styled footage of natives and wild animals (including some gruesome shots of local fauna fighting to the death), THE JUNGLE is pretty much a snooze-fest, too.

KING DINOSAUR is presented in a sharp, B&W 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer culled from the original 35mm negative. Considering the shoestring budget, the movie looks great, with the exception of some of the older stock footage. THE JUNGLE is presented, for the first time on home video, in full-frame 1.33:1 format and color-tinted in sepia tone.

To make up for the tepid features, VCI has included a number of extras, including a text interview with THE JUNGLE star Marie Windsor, a bunch of still and poster galleries, trailers, and several text bios.

Again, another nice package of less-than-exciting films, but if you’re hooked on 50’s sci-fi, at least the disc is cheap.

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I first recall hearing about SUPER INFRAMAN (JUNG-GWOK CHIU-YAN, 1975) on an episode of Siskel & Ebert’s SNEAK PREVIEWS when the flick was released to U.S. drive-ins (as INFRA-MAN) back in the mid-Seventies. I vividly remember a brief clip of the titular hero battling a bunch of bad guys in monster suits, and that Gene Siskel was sneering at this goofily giddy Hong Kong super-hero flick, while Roger Ebert sang its praises. I knew I had to see it.

Unfortunately, if it ever played theatrically in Central Maine, I missed seeing the ads in the newspaper. If I had seen such an advertisement, I know I would have begged my mom to take me to see it. Fortunately for her, I never did.

When the home video boom came along some years later, I saw the Prism VHS pre-record of INFRA-MAN in pretty much every video store I walked into. But, oddly, I never bothered to rent it. You see, I’d grown up a bit since the film’s U.S. run in 1975-76, and I thought I was above such things. (This was around the same time that I turned my back on cartoons, too.) But, by the early 90’s, I was once again happily indulging my inner child, and when I came across a used copy of the tape for sale in a South Florida video store for about $5, I bought it, took it home, and gave it a screening.

Man, what fun!

The story begins when the mysterious Princess Dragon Mom appears and threatens the world with her army of monsters and skeleton-men. (“Greetings to you, Earthlings, I am Princess Dragon Mom. I have taken over this planet. Now I own the Earth and you’ll be my slaves for all eternity.”) In response to this awesome threat, the governments of Earth cede all authority to the smartest man in the world, Professor Chang, and his Science Patrol ““ a group of athletic young Asian men dressed in Vegas-era Elvis-styled uniforms (one of whom would soon go on to gain exploitation film fame as “Bruce Le!”). Professor Chang persuades one of his blindly obedient operatives (future HK superstar Danny Lee of MIGHTY PEKING MAN and John Woo’s THE KILLER) to submit to extensive operations which turn him into the “bionic” super-hero, Infra-Man.

With his stylin’ new suit of red and silver, AM-FM equipped helmet, and newfound powers of flight, super kung fu, bionic backflips and “thunderball” fists (it is not revealed whether these include goldfingers ““ ha! Get it?), the invincible Infra-Man is unleashed upon the monstrous minions of Princess Dragon Mom, who are ““ let’s face it ““ simply overmatched.

Call it the ultimate lazy Saturday afternoon veg-out flick. Ninety minutes of kung fu fightin’, rubber monsters, mad science, cheesy special effects, and swingin’ Seventies sci-fi schtick… I mean, seriously ““ what more could anyone possibly want from a movie?

Produced by Hong Kong’s Shaw Brothers studio, home of hundreds of kung fu flicks, SUPER INFRAMAN was an attempt to duplicate the success of Japanese super-hero shows like ULTRAMAN and KAMEN RIDER, which all featured garishly-costumed heroes who battled rubber-suited monsters. Shaw Brothers even imported some Japanese talent to help whip up their creature costumes. Ultimately, though, it was the studio’s (and the country’s) only full-fledged attempt at the genre… and that’s a shame.

For, while it may have been an imitation of Japanese super-hero shows, the final film had a unique Hong Kong vibe and distinct identity of its own.

Image Entertainment (as part of their Shaw Brothers collection) has now released SUPER INFRAMAN on a really nice widescreen DVD. The print and transfer are virtually flawless, with bright colors and sharp details, and it’s even cooler looking in its proper “Shaw Scope” aspect ratio. The film is presented in its original Mandarin with subtitles… and in the wonderfully comic book-ish English dub, which, for once, is actually preferable, as the Mandarin dialogue ““ if the subtitles are accurate ““ is rather straight-forward and dry. The English track is much more fun, with over-the top dialogue and goofy voices for the monsters.

Extras include a bunch of trailers for other Shaw Brothers films (in Mandarin without subtitles), an image gallery, and informative liner notes by August Ragone and Damon Foster.

Highly recommended.

Next week, I’ll finally get to my Halloween horror suggestions, including FRANKENHOOKER, SLITHER, THE WOODS, THE LAST BROADCAST, two Boris Karloff collections, and THE GROOVIE GOOLIES. Better late than never, right?

Right?

C’mon… work with me here….

Comments about this column or DVD-related questions? Feel free to contact me at dvdlateshow@atomicpulp.com.

November 7, 2006

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/7/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:15 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • The great Buster Keaton, and Speedy, shill for Alka-Seltzer. (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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Toy Box: Gremlins – The Originals!

Filed under: Columns,Toy Box — admin @ 12:10 am
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As a kid, one of my favorite authors was Roald Dahl. Oh yes, he did that little book called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and as a fan of the book and movie (uh, the good one with Gene Wilder, thank you very much), you might think that was it. But no, the book that really turned me on to Mr. Dahl was James and the Giant Peach. But long before either of those books, or Matilda or The Witches, or any other piece of fiction penned by Roald Dahl, there were Gremlins.

His first children’s story was written in 1943, specifically for Walt Disney. It told the story of Gremlins, the little bastards that got into military aircraft and snafued it all up. That’s actually the origin of the term ‘gremlins’, first seen in British Air Force writings in the early 1940’s. Dahl took that idea and whipped up a tale of little creatures that wreak havoc, which was turned into animated characters by Warner Brothers several years later, and even ended up in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Dark Horse is reprinting the original book (just released last month), and are also releasing several different items in conjunction. Today I’m checking out one of three different PVC sets, called “Jamface”.

Gremlins – not so fuzzy!

Dark Horse is producing three boxed sets of PVC figures. The one I’m reviewing is refered to as “Jamface”, while the other two are “Gus” and “Rufus“. There’s also a larger vinyl set of Gus and Fifinella (which was the name used by Dahl for any female gremlin. Males were called ‘widgets’). On top of all that, Dark Horse will be using the characters in new stories as well!

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Packaging – ***1/2
It’s a nice sized box, with bold colors reminiscent of the era and the book. It shows off the figures pretty well, and it’s completely collector friendly – pop out those PVC’s and pop them back in later if you’d like. No twisties. Thank God!

The box will also store easily for the MIBBers, but won’t take up much shelf space if you want to display it that way.

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Sculpting – ***1/2
Gentle Giant was involved in the sculpts on these, and they did a very nice job. Each Gremlin looks very much like his comic counterpart, and they are posed in mischievious ways. In this set, one is using a hand drill, one is using a pick axe, and the third is scarring a surface with a nail. Just the kind of behavior you’d like your own children to emulate around the house.

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The bases all show sculpted signs of their work. The drill is leaving shards in it’s wake, scattered on the base, the pick ax is aimed at a roughly scratched “X” on the base, and the nail has gouged a fairly deep line. The proportions on the little buggers and their tools is good, and while they aren’t quite small enough to really be in scale with the DC Direct Bugs Bunny figures, they’ll look okay together.

If I have one complaint, it’s that the mold lines are a little too obvious in some spots. Of course, they might appear quite obvious in the photos, but keep in mind that the scale here is fairly small (under 4″ and that’s standing on the base), so in person they aren’t quite that easy to see.

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Paint – ***1/2
These are PVC’s, and as such you might not expect perfect paint. But you might be surprised by the quality here, with very little bleed, and good cuts between colors. And speaking of colors, there’s plenty of bright ones, but even these feel very much like the 40’s.

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Don’t get me wrong, there’s a little slop here and there. Some of the brighter colors aren’t quite as consistent as they could be, and the eyes have a smudge here and there. But in general, these are well above average for PVC’s. They’ve also added a nice touch using different finishes for differen areas, something you don’t see much in this format. For example, the markings on the back of the gloves and the edges of their masks are done in a glossy black, providing a nice contrast against the more matte colors on the suits. This is something you see more often in high end collectible, but it’s fairly rare at this price point.

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Articulation – Bupkis
Nope, these are PVC’s, not figures. This category won’t go against them in the overall, but I wanted to be sure I pointed it out, to avoid confusion.

Accessories – Bupkis
See above. As you should expect, there’s no accessories, and none of the tools are removable, and they don’t come off their bases. Again, this won’t effect my overall score, but I wanted to be clear.

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Fun Factor – ***
Contrary to popular belief, kids can have fun with unarticulated figures. I know I sure did, and I’ve seen my own kids do it as well. Those little imaginations are pretty active. Still, without joints these aren’t as much fun as they could be, and unless you’re 7 year old is into ancient cartoon characters that were created before you were, it’s unlikely they’ll have any idea who they are. Of course, cute designs are cute designs, no matter what decade, and kids will be attracted to the style and color.

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Value – **
These are a little more expensive than the usual PVC, even by today’s standards. It’s gotten common to pay $4 for a basic PVC figure in this scale (about 4″), but here you’re paying around $5 each. Pick these up for around $12 – $13, and you can add another half star to this category.

Overall – ***1/2
The paint and sculpt on these are top notch, and for me this time around, those categories have the greatest weight. While they are a touch more expensive than I’d like, I also have to take into consideration that these are pretty much going to be it for Gremlins merchandise, so it’s unlikely that beggars can be choosers. Fans of Dahl’s work are likely to be quite pleased that these are hitting along with the reprint, and I for one will be watching for the 7″ vinyl figures as well.

Where to Buy –
Your local comic shop should be getting these in soon – this is a bit of an early review, but you should see them within the next couple weeks. Ask your fine LCS employee, and I’m sure he (or she) will be happy to let you know if they have them on order.

Related Links –
There are some interesting conspiracy theories out there about Dahl and his role between the U.S. and Britain during the end of the war. Check out some info here. And, if you have the need to kill someone, you can always use the technique in his classic short story, Lamb to the Slaughter.

And if you prefer your Gremlins more modern, check out the review of the NECA action figures based on the film.

Take Me Home Blog #15: We Like Our Sunsets Over Easy

Filed under: Production Blogs,Take Me Home Blog — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am
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After two weeks of sleepless nights, I seem to have boundless energy. I think I may have tip-toed past the realm of exhaustion and entered the one labeled “giddy euphoria”. Maybe it’s relief. Denial. Maybe it’s the veal parmigiana I had at “Monte Carlo”. Regardless, my first project as director has wrapped principal photography and the weight has been lifted. And to further underline my derangement, I’ll say this: I didn’t want it to end.

THE MONEY SHOT

But let me ‘splain further. At 5:35 tonight, we were playing catch up. During our four days of filming, there were several scenes, beats, etc. that I felt were missing. As a result, we hurried over to a generic location inside Slate Run Park in central Ohio to snag those ingredients we needed to enhance the telling of “Untold”. As we cut on what I thought to be our last shot for the film shoot, I realized what was missing: our last shot for the film. THE last shot. The one that makes us feel all warm inside. That leaves us feeling like maybe the world isn’t such an armpit afterall, that just maybe there’s some cause for celebration in this sad and fragile world. Yeah, that last shot. Didn’t have it.

Now my intention all along had been to run back to this spot where we shot an earlier sequence; our lead character lost his hat while dashing down a hill. I thought “wouldn’t it be swell to have him pull his old body back up that hill, grab his hat, and saunter on over the horizon. Magical, si? Si.

But no, that location was a good hour from where we were tonight, and we had about ten more minutes of decent light before dark.

MAYBE IF I DON’T SAY ANYTHING, EVERYTHING WILL HAPPEN THE WAY I WANT IT TO.

Secretly I had hoped that Ed Vaughan, our lead, would chime in with a, “don’t worry, Sam. Wherever you need me to be at this time tomorrow night, I’m there.” Clearly, that wasn’t about to happen; this man had already given up four days of his time for no money. He had run through forests illegally for three straight days. He had walked into somebody’s front door who was not aware there was a film being shot on their property. Clearly this man had sacrificed enough for our little cause.

So I had to think of something excruciatingly fast. I thought of looking for another hill just like the one in our dashing sequence. Not a hill in sight. I thought of using footage we already had. Nothing sprang to mind. So, with about five good minutes of light left on our last day of shooting, I threw down the camera in the grass, we framed our actor up, and we shot him disappearing into the blades of grass. The sky above him fanned out an array of grays and blues, and in the distance a pale pink. It was marvelous. It was the most fun I have had on this entire project.

This project, as I’m sure you may have guessed from my last blog, was not all that fun for me. I had surrendered to panic. I was fondled by defeat. I was sodomized by sullenness (sorry, too subtle?). Here all these people were giving their weekends, even their weekdays to this project. And all I wanted to do was wriggle myself out of the responsibility of any of it.

But then we got that shot. That one that made me feel all funny inside, like the first time you french kiss (am I doing this right? Is this wrong? Is this one of the Ten Commandments?). That shot that made me feel like a pro. Like an old pro. Like maybe I’m not meant solely for great disasters.

What exactly I’m going to do with this newfound self-respect is anyone’s guess. Who am I kidding. Most likely, I’ll go back to the old ways. My comfort zone. To feeling like I should just stick with acting and wait for the SAG checks to float down from on high. Not to mention, I DO still have to edit this thing. To sift through all the mistakes. The soft focus. The weak lighting. The aspirations that fell a tad short.

But until then… giddy euphoria.

Ignorance, afterall, is bliss.

-Sam Jaeger

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November 6, 2006

Interview: Tom Kenny

Filed under: Interviews — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:29 pm

-by Ken Plume

kenny-01.jpgBe it under a rock or deep in a cave upon the highest peak, you must have been living there if the Spongebob Squarepants phenomenon has passed you by. If you’ve been around any child below the age of 15, they can probably tell you exactly who Bikini Bottom’s most famous animated invertebrate is – and, chances are, there are some hip adults that will also clue you in, being fans themselves (I’m looking at you, Fred Hembeck).

As the voice of the krabby patty flipping squarepants enthusiast, Tom Kenny has brought to life a cultural icon the world over… And he’s a nice guy, to boot. In fact, if you’re not aware of the scads of voice work he’s done over the years (including the mayor and narrator of The Powerpuff Girls), then you probably know him from his on-camera work in the legendary Mr. Show with Bob & David (alongside his equally talented wife Jill Talley).

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Also, be sure to take in Nickelodeon’s “Best Day Ever” Marathon this Thursday, November 11th, at 8pm EST.
And now, we pick up our conversation with Mr. Kenny, which took place in the wake of a few slight scheduling snafus…

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TOM KENNY: I don’t know what happened… He said 4:30 yesterday, and I said, “Oh that’s great, I’m in between things and perfect and I’ve got his number…” It was just one of those things where, you know, your phone starts ringing and you’re mailing stuff out, and I didn’t even realize I blew it until this morning as I was making my kids’ lunches. I’m like, “God, I hope this Ken Plume guy isn’t going, ‘I bet if I was USA Today he’d call me back!’ ”

KEN PLUME: No, you don’t get this from Billy West.

KENNY: Yeah, right – Billy West calls back. He knows. Stimpy knows how to use the phone.

KEN PLUME: Billy will take you out to dinner. Send flowers, even.

KENNY: Where are you?

KEN PLUME: I’m in North Carolina, on the coast.

KENNY: Oh, nice.

KEN PLUME: Nice except for hurricane season.

KENNY: Yes, exactly. It’s so funny… I’m so ignorant of the whole internet culture and stuff like that. Is this something that you tape for an iPod broadcast?

KEN PLUME: No, this’ll be transcribed.

KENNY: I even call it an iPod broadcast. I’m like a guy who’s 110 years old. “All these newfangled iPod broadcasts…”

KEN PLUME: And compact records…

KENNY: Compact records! Yeah, I’m super old. I’m going out to dinner with Brian Wilson tonight, which should be a very whacky experience. I’ve never really talked to him except the day we spent on the Spongebob album.

KEN PLUME: Let me tell you, the album’s great.

KENNY: Oh, thank you. Music freaks like it. People who pore over liner notes.

KEN PLUME: I’m one of the few people who “got” the in-jokes in the Paul Decca story short film you were involved in.

KENNY: Oh, that’s great! Cool. Yeah, it was really fun. But yeah, I haven’t talked to Brian since… it’s not like he’s a friend of mine. I don’t really know him or anything, except doing this one session with him. But he called me yesterday, and I thought it was somebody pranking me. I just got this message, (Brian Wilson impression) “Tom, it’s Brian Wilson. I want to go out to dinner with you. Tomorrow. 6:45. Vibrato café.” Click. So I’m like, wow, whoever that is does a not bad Brian Wilson.

KEN PLUME: Yeah, “Damn you Billy West and your practical jokes.”

KENNY: Yeah, well, you know – that’s the problem when you’re friends of voiceover people. It could be Jeremy Irons calling me or it could be Jeff Bennett.

KEN PLUME: Someone should actually compile all the voiceover jokes that people have played.

KENNY: Yeah, and voiceover people are sort of on the lookout for them, but you can really… like one of the VO guys does a dead-on Simon Cowell from Idol, and my wife’s sister is an American Idol fanatic, and we had “Simon Cowell” leave a message on her machine, and she went nuts. At what point do I say this is all a cruel prank? Or should I let her go to her grave… it’s not like she’s ever gonna really meet Simon Cowell and compare notes. Maybe I should just let it go.

KEN PLUME: You say that, but there’s gonna be this odd little meeting at a grocery store one day.

KENNY: “Excuse, me, I almost bumped into you, didn’t I? I called you? No I didn’t.”

KEN PLUME: “I never called you, woman.”

KENNY: “I’m not in the habit of leaving messages on total stranger’s machines, especially suburban house fraus such as yourself.”

KEN PLUME: Then you get an awkward phone call from her and it’s all over. That’s how families are torn apart.

KENNY: Exactly. Suddenly it’s like when Ralph told his old friend that he was president of the Gotham Bus Company, and then the guy actually showed up. Suddenly you’re in a Honeymooners plot.

KEN PLUME: It all eventually winds up in a Honeymooners plot anyway, no matter what you do.

KENNY: Exactly. There’s only 38 ways your life can go.

KEN PLUME: Speaking of which, congratulations on the continued longevity of Spongebob.

KENNY: Thanks. Just for that, I’m sending you a gift basket full of 100-year-old champagne.

KEN PLUME: Oh… no need for that. 50-year-old will be fine.

KENNY: Yeah, it’s fun. I think it would be different if it was a live action show or something. I’d probably be maybe tiring of it a little bit, but with animation you do it once a week.

KEN PLUME: It seems that the longer you go, that they’re giving you more and more flexibility…

KENNY: Yeah. You mean within the sessions? The sessions are always kinda fun and loose and everybody’s there. They’re full cast. So you know, they’re kinda fun, freewheeling kind of affairs.

KEN PLUME: And then you do stuff like the album…

KENNY: Yeah, well, that was fun because I love the characters so much and I wanted to write something for them. And, you know, schedule-wise, it would be kinda hard for me to do any kind of regular writing on any kinda basis on the show. Or even, you know, I guess I could write kids chapter books or something, I could maybe pitch some of that idea… they’ll let me write one or two of those. I felt like I knew the characters and really liked the characters and kinda had this proprietary sense about the characters. I think Steve (Hillenburg, creator of Spongebob) has done such a good job of establishing who they are and what they’re about, that they’re fun to write for. There’s already people writing the show and there’s already people writing the chapter books for kids or whatever, and the one area that it seemed hadn’t really been mined was the CD area. There had been a couple of CDs where they just pulled…

KEN PLUME: Stuff from the show…

KENNY: … clips off, little snippets of songs off a show, off of episodes or whatever. But I kinda wanted to do something a little more ambitious, and something that involved original material, not just stuff that was intended for one medium just kinda being slapped onto a different audio-only medium. It seems like none of the songs that were on those other CDs were really ever intended to live as songs, to stand alone as songs that are structured like a song and have the length of a song, and have…

KEN PLUME: A cohesiveness…

KENNY: Good playing… you know, like really good playing. For one thing, there’s no time. Like, when we do music on the show – Eban Schletter, the music guy, is super talented, and I worked on Mr. Show with him too. He did all the music on Mr. Show. He’s scary talented, but just the budget and the fast turnaround of TV animation being what it is, the composer winds up making a backing track, and everything winds up kinda being a synthesizer. Like, all the horns and everything – especially the harder instruments – are usually samples on a keyboard, even though it sounds like a trumpet or whatever. I kinda wanted to do something a little more handmade and a little more handcrafted with the record, so nothing on the record is a fake or a sample. All the horns are real, all the harps are real, the theremin’s real.

KEN PLUME: It definitely shines through on the album. It has a warmth and an energy that unfortunately is too often missing from even a lot of studio albums from well-known bands.

KENNY: Yeah, especially for kids, you know? I’ve got kids, so I listen to a fair amount of kids’ music just driving around in the station wagon or whatever. And yeah, a lot of it seems kinda phoned in or… not all of it, but some of it seems kinda lazy, almost like, “Ah, it’s just a kids’ album. Do we really need to get a real violinist for a kids album? Do we really need to find a theremin player? There’s only like 10 guys who play theremin in the world. Do we really need that?” And I don’t know, maybe it is weird… like, maybe in terms of a business plan it’s not the smartest thing to do, but that really wasn’t what this record was about. It was really just about wanting to do something fun with Spongebob that hadn’t been done before, and Spongebob has been so merchandised that it’s hard to find any product that hasn’t been done with him already. So I really wanted to do this before somebody else got to it, and had the idea, because I knew they wouldn’t have the same obsessive passion that Andy Paley and I did. But yeah, thanks for saying that about the warmth. I think it really does come out. You know what I mean? I think you can hear… even if it’s only kinda subconscious and subliminal, I think… I don’t know, I think on some subatomic level you can tell when it’s a real drum. No matter how good the sample sounds. You can tell when it’s a real guy bashing away behind a set of drums. It just has a sweat to it and an energy to it that even the most convincing sample can’t.

KEN PLUME: Well, the thing that really gets me in modern recordings – there are two things in a recording that tip it off, it’s not so much the drums, but I personally can’t stand electric piano.

KENNY: I’m so with you! I’m so with you on that! I hate going to see a band, especially if it’s roots music like a blues or jazz guy, something that’s organic and rootsy, and as soon as I see an electric piano, I always get a little let down.

KEN PLUME: There’s such a metallic sound to it.

KENNY: I so agree, and conversely when I go to see a show, and I see a real piano on stage, I just get happy. And I know how hard it is to move a real piano around, so it’s like, I applaud the extra effort of anybody who actually goes to the pain in the ass of transporting a real piano around. I’m so with you on the electric piano. I’m so with you.

KEN PLUME: I just hate when someone hides the electric piano in, like, a grand piano case.

KENNY: That’s hilarious! I know!

KEN PLUME: And I’m not gonna name names, but I was just listening to Elton John’s new album…

KENNY: Ah-hah! You mean the red piano’s a synthesizer?

KEN PLUME: His grand pianos are all synthesizers. They’re all Yamahas.

KENNY: He must have a lucrative sponsorship deal. That’s funny, they just take like the shell of a piano and just stick some crappy little…

KEN PLUME: Yeah, stick an electric board in it. And who are you fooling?

KENNY: That is so funny. Well, Elton has a very keen sense of style. I’m sure he realizes that a real piano looks cooler on stage.

KEN PLUME: Yes, otherwise it’s just a lounge act.

KENNY: Yeah, you don’t want to go and see Jerry Lee Lewis and he’s banging on a little electric keyboard. It just bums you out.

KEN PLUME: Kicking out the little two inch wide stand on either side.

KENNY: (laughing) Yeah! So we did that, which is kind of like a hard way to do it, and maybe harder than it needed to be. You know, the same thing with, like – we decided to make an album that works best if you listen to it in order, like an album. Which really is not really a contemporary way that anyone listens to music. Like, I’m gonna start with track one and listen to all 24 tracks. We tried to make it like a jigsaw puzzle, so that even in the random shuffle world the stuff still stands by itself. And even the comedy bits, when they’re leading into a specific song, at least the comedy bit has a joke in it that lets it stand by itself.

KEN PLUME: What I think was great about it, and I had sort of a cheat sheet since I knew what a huge music fan you were as I was listening to the album – albums, as you said, aren’t constructed like that anymore, as a cohesive whole. People are looking for the single or just throwing in, “Oh, these are the cuts I had done in time for release…”

KENNY: Well, and I think that’s just the way people listen to music now. They buy a song for 99 cents here and a song for 99 cents there, and they kinda program their own… it’s almost back to being a singles world, which in some ways I kinda like. Nickelodeon, and especially Steve Hillenburg, were so magnanimous and non-interfering about letting us do this… I pitched him this record and they gave us a budget and they didn’t really bug us. They didn’t really ask for any editorial input, really. It was pretty great. I felt really lucky that here you’re given the keys to this Spongebob car, and it’s like, this really powerful lucrative brand, and even though it’s this huge international trademark or whatever, I feel like they let us make a really idiosyncratic, like oddball album that let us tip our hats to a lot of things that we’re really obsessive about, or really grateful for, or into. Like old school rock ‘n’ roll radio when deejays mattered and the radio personality was kind of the tastemaker instead of just somebody that was following up a chart, a playlist. And albums, cool concept albums like Who Sell Out and Pet Sounds and Tommy and stuff like that. I love those records where you’re kinda listening to them all the way through, and…

KEN PLUME: You actually sit down for an experience with an album…

KENNY: Yeah, and it’s not even like… I mean, a record’s 50 minutes long, I don’t know if anybody… maybe people will go back to it, like a movie. “Oh, here’s the scene I left off at.” But it also works on shuffle too, which we kinda constructed it jigsaw puzzle-wise to be like that. The stuff we wanted to give a nod to was stuff like Smile and Pet Sounds, and especially Who Sell Out, with our fake radio commercials and things like that. The LA Times compared it to the Roger Waters record Radio Chaos, which I had never heard. But I guess it’s about some evil radio station that wants to take over the world. I’m not much of a Pink Floyd guy, but I thought that was a funny connection that the LA Times guy made.

KEN PLUME: When are you doing the Spongey Horror Picture Show?

KENNY: (laughing) That would be awesome. I’d love to. We want to do a Christmas album. Andy and I are already writing songs for a Christmas album that nobody’s told us we could do yet.

Widge Goes Off #17: And When the Web Was Opened

Filed under: Widge Goes Off — widge @ 8:20 am
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widgepic.jpgHowdy folks. Miss me?

[CONTENT WARNING] This podcast contains foul language and MSG.

DOWNLOAD: mp3 Format (25.2 MB)

All the box office nonsense I could tolerate is in the podcast. For more, check out Box Office Mojo.

How not to sue someone for copyright infringement.

Like The Office? Thank iTunes.

Comedy Central blows it by yanking their YouTube clips.

MySpace cracks down on copyrighted songs. Fun.

Special thanks to Exit Mindbomb for letting me use “Godzilla Will Rule You” from their album Happy Accident for my new WGO music. Check them out on MySpace here and I tried to link up as many songs as I could here.

Widgett Walls is the chief cook and bottle washer for Needcoffee.com. He’s also the author of Mystics on the Road to Vanishing Point and Magnificent Desolation. His personal blog is at OneTusk.com, which he updates when he feels like it. He lives and works in Atlanta, Georgia. He hardly ever sleeps.

Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/6/2006

Filed under: Columns,Thingamabobs — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:20 am
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The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Watch the first 6 minutes of Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny. (Thingamabob)
  • Hey, remember when Letterman was funny and surprising? I do. It looked like this… (Thingamabob)
  • It’s the Funtastic World of Hanna-Barbera! (Thingamabob)
  • More Sesame Street goodness. The golden an… (Thingamabob)

Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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Party Favors: Hodgman’s Peace Chalk

Filed under: Columns,Joe Corey's Party Favors — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:15 am
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CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA – ESPN has finally aired a real sport and I was part of it.

Thanks to my good friend Norm Chad having to attend a Tilt fan convention in Butte, Montana, the Sports Leader called me to be the color announcer for The Fifteen Annual Ookie Cookie Invitational.  This was my first entry into the world of high stakes professional action. Most of my career involved calling it as I saw it with a pack of amateurs in the back of a certain fast food restaurant as they added a little something special to the mayonnaise jar. But now the sport has moved up to the Zsa Zsa Arena at the Palms Hotel in Vegas. The Maloof brothers treated me, a distant relative, like a brother – the brother who didn’t have a grandfather smart enough to get in the beer business. They didn’t even mind when I kept quoting Killing of a Chinese Bookie to the pit bosses.

This was a transition year as the original sponsor, Keebler’s Town House crackers, was replaced by Nabisco’s Sociables. I didn’t mind the swap since the new cracker does describe the competition. It’s about being sociable even though it is heavily competitive. Ritz Top ‘Ems crackers were in the running, but lost out when Andy Griffith refused to give out the “Flock Cup” to the 2006 Champ. I wanted to pay tribute to Andy during the “winning” moment by saying, “Everything tastes better when it sits on a Ritz.” Damn it. I had already envisioned it as a viral video on Youtube.

Norm was amazing setting me up for the role. He told the bigwigs at ESPN that Ookie Cookie demands a true jerk off behind the microphone. Plus Gabe Kaplan passed since he had an Old Maid tourney in Reno. The ESPN suits were amazed at how I could say the word “strokin'” with so many infections. They were howling when I said, “Someone’s gonna lose an eye on that pop.” Plus they used my slogan, “The only difference between winners and losers is a matter of taste” on all the promos. Norm said it was going to be as big as his “they call him the Matador for the way he lures the young bulls into the ring” line. The suits promised me a guest host gig on PTI when the Cubs win the World Series.

Because of a non-disclosure agreement, I can’t tell you who won or repeat my witty commentary. Also I can’t tell any private interaction of what it’s like working with crack announcer Jerry Langerhold. He taught me a lot about the importance of a good back wax. And tips on how to tell if your hooker is pre-op. Although it was funny when one of the contestants arrived as Ernie with his own set of Keebler elves. Because of the sponsor change, they had to swap out their outfits. Luckily their back up uniforms were fireman outfits. The fans loved the Hose Squad.

So stay tuned to ESPN for the Ookie Cookie action this month. We’re airing after Dominos, Cross Country Lawn Darts and Synchronized Mulching.

I WON’T HURT HODGMAN

If John Hodgman comes to your local bookstore to sign copies of The Areas of My Expertise, show up early and prepare to be marveled. He’s hilarious even when he’s reading out of the book. He makes the hobo historical tales come alive. He’s better than most comedy shows and doesn’t force you to take a two drink minimum. He involves the audience in his show so don’t be shy. And if you bring children, be warned that he does use a little blue language. Although with his expert tone, it sounds less dirty and more like a Canadian reading a Penthouse Forum letter.

We spoke after the reading and discovered that he too was a childhood fan of The Creature Double Feature on channel 56 in Boston. Because of his recent fame playing “The P.C.” in the Apple ads, I asked about the legendary Timex-Sinclair. He laughed because he’d been thinking about the home computer that had barely enough memory to hold a recipe. Neither of us knew how many Timex-Sinclairs you’d have to hook up to get the power of a Mac G5. (The Timex-Sinclair had 2 KB of RAM.) We discussed his chapter on “How to Win a Fight” that dealt with attack ads. I mentioned my recent spat with Yahoo (the website that’s #1 amongst people that will destroy your family values) and how after it hit the web, Yahoo took a 10 percent stock dive. Coincidence? I think now. Hodgman signed my copy of his book, “Please don’t destroy me on the internet.” I agreed to the terms after he gave me a piece of hobo chalk. It’s nice to know that John Hodgman and myself have signed a non-destructive pact. And I won’t use his hobo chalk to damage his reputation.

Even though I’m a lifelong Mac user, I don’t mind considering John Hodgman as a PC pal. Hodgman is now on my list of “Five People I’d Take for Dinner to the French Laundry if The Food Channel Foots the Bill.” Sorry to bump you off the list, Liza.

THE HOSTEL DETECTIVE

I’m hooked on Showtime’s Dexter. Fellow Raleighite Michael C. Hall has proven that the best way to not be stereotyped as the gay funeral home director from Six Feet Under is to play a non-sexual serial killer working for the Miami police as their blood splatter expert.

Dexter is a unique character that would never make it on network TV. The NBC executives would change him so that instead of being a serial killer, he’d collect spoons from his travels across the country. Thankfully in the world of pay cable, he can be cold blooded as he tries to practice selective killing to feed his blood lust. It reminds me of the under appreciated John Landis’ flick Innocent Blood. If you enjoy seeing Sopranos cast members before they met Tony, get the DVD of Blood.

Dexter and his unflinching night and day jobs make the show extra addictive. You may even catch yourself playing a game of solving the homicide case while picking Dexter’s next victim. The show has a great balance of dry humor with wicked violence. It’s great that Showtime is willing to produce shows with edgy subjects instead of flooding us with shows about showbiz people.

I’m not going to compare the programming on Showtime vs. HBO. Since HBO has The Wire going on right now, it’s a dead tie in quality. But between Dexter, Sleeper Cell and Weeds (that features my fellow North Carolina School of the Arts alumni Mary Louise Parker), Showtime is putting on programs that make me forget about watching network TV. Hopefully this season of L Word remembers that some of us tune in to see a little less grieving and a lot more getting it on between the cast. More Mia Kirshner with less headcase action and more lip locking with Carmen.

Once again congratulations to Michael C. Hall who will now have old women ask him if he’s the guy who kills people instead works at the funeral home.

TRIVIA ABOUT ME

Did you know like myself another Raleigh resident that went on to study at the North Carolina School of the Arts is Randy Jones, the cowboy from the Village People? Do you know what it’s like to live in the shadow of the cowboy? Such a burden I don’t wish on my children.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL UPDATE

During my visit to the University of Virginia to see the Cavs play NC State, I was amazed to discover their new basketball arena is named after John Paul Jones. How sweet it is to know that the bassist of Led Zeppelin is finally getting his due after getting screwed out of the Plant-Page reunion. Also they had a building on campus named after The Gooch from Differ’nt Strokes. I was hoping to find out if the student health services was named after Juan Epstein’s Mother.

During the halftime show, the marching band played the themes to various ESPN shows. What the hell? Although they did impress me when halfway through they busted into “Kung Fu Fighting.” The flag girls dropped their poles and started to bust each other up.

You know your football team is having a bad season when the cheerleaders most popular chant is “Don’t! Suck!” And why is it that no matter where you sit in the stadium, your view will always be blocked by a dork with a cowbell? It’s the same way that at a fetish night event how no matter how empty the dungeon is, there will always be a tourist blocking your view of the St. Andrew’s cross action.

CHANGE YOUR STYLE

I’m watching Howard TV and wondering why Savannah Samson looks like a Brooke Hogan impersonator.  I’d consider getting his pay per view channel except they showed that Richard guy yanking down his shorts.

LONG DISTANCE BURGERS

Wendy’s is now setting up their drive thru lanes so you’re now speaking to someone in a remote call center that emails your order to the grill. Let me get this right, I can barely hear a dork less than 20 feet inside the restaurant. Now we have to worry about a person in a call center on the other coast screwing up my fries? And just wait till they outsource this to India. You want curry on that apple pie? The nice thought is that it allows the workers at Wendy’s to spend less time dealing with a customer and more time chatting amongst themselves.

FOX BACK IN THE BOX

Enough with taking the Fox pregame show on the road. The two weeks they were back in a Hollywood studio was better than their lame locations. Do I really need to see morons screaming and waving signs for an hour? And wasn’t it nice to have Jillian Barberie giving us the weather and Terry the business? What’s the point of Joe Buck hosting the show when they didn’t struggle without him? Keep him in the booth, Fox.

A good pre-game show deals with three things: Who is injured, what’s the weather and who talked trash to the press. I don’t need human interest. And ones with weather girls wearing heels as they waltz around the map get my attention first.

MALIBU HOLD UP

According to a guy named Cliff at BCI, they are striking a new transfer of Malibu High which is why the Starlite Drive-In Theater DVD with it and The Virgin Queen of St. Francis High has been delayed. They’ve done a better job at Rhino when it came to restoring these Crown International titles to their late night glory so I’ll be patient.

There’s still no real answer why Classic Media has decided to delay the general release of Godzilla Raids Again and Godzilla Vs. Mothra. They’re still offering it on their exclusive website, but not priced as cheap as Deepdiscountdvd had ’em. I was so hoping to have these titles for my tribute to WOR’s King Kong-Godzilla Turkey Day Monster Mash.

Speaking of Crown International, the trailer for Grindhouse is a tribute to films those guys put out over the decades. I’m already thinking about Grindhouse 2. The follow up needs to contain the greatest of grindhouse genres – hot chicks in jail! Maybe a film about a young girl going cross country. While on a bus layover, she gets into trouble with a local and gets sent off to a redneck work camp. Of course the work done at the camp is making moonshine, mixing up meth, mud wrestling and white slavery. Lot of sweat and BBQ sauce pouring off the screen. Can you sense the numerous shower scenes? QT, call my agent, Lenny Cripes. He’ll arrange the movie magic. The young girl in jail must be played by the Princess Diaries gal. She’s look extra pretty in the hothouse.

TWICE THE VICE

Rejoice for word has leaked out that after the devastating lameness that was the Miami Vice movie, Universal is putting out seasons three and four of the show. In March we shall be getting almost all the remaining pastel goodness. They better not tease us by keeping the final season in the vault beyond Christmas 2007. The saga must be available unbutchered by the syndication cleaver. The kids need to experience the magic of Philip Michael Thomas. And when’s his performance in Death Drug coming to DVD? Philip Michael Thomas should be the next 80s icon revived like Mr. T. Thank goodness Jamie Foxx didn’t steal his legacy.

GREEN ACRES

It’s time to throw more praise at chef Daniel Taylor at Raleigh’s Underground. He has made me a fan of collard greens. Twice now I’ve cleaned my plate of the leafy veggie that’s a southern treat. As a child growing up in all you can eat BBQ joints, collared were more of a dare than food. But now I’m a fan of them if Taylor mixes them up in his cream sauces or bacon broth. Mmmmmm.

Nocturnal Admissions: Book Review, Spy: The Funny Years

Filed under: Columns,Nocturnal Admissions — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:10 am
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I was reading the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly the other day and came to the week’s marriages, deals, and obits page called Monitor. Nicole Ritchie was dubbed “diminutive socialite”; affixed to the name of Snoop Dog was the prefix “serial airport nuisance.” This was straight, strict Spy magazine, circa 1988.

Spy is arguably the most influential magazine published in the second half of the 20th century. It’s 112 issues from 1986 to 1990, with only the first 81 considered to be part of the funny years were at the cutting edge of national magazine writing style, visual design, and aggressive A Spy listeditorial positions that made all other papers seem pallid by comparison and which made a mockery of unhip journalists at other publications who were prone to using fakely hip phrases such as “cutting edge.” It was a sad day in January of 1998 when the then new owners of Spy announced that the magazine was shutting down.

But those mournful readers weren’t going to miss Spy. It proceeded to pop up, as a tone, as a visual style, everywhere, in the New York Observer, then EW, then Vanity Fair, not to mention the Internet itself, from Gawker to The Smoking Gun, but which at its worst excesses has adopted the crudity of Spy‘s snark without its elegance.
I will admit to being obsessed with Spy during its lifetime. At the “alternative” newsweekly I worked at for a time I attempted to introduce Spy like elements (but so did others, which usually constituted embarrassing public record filings, a speciality of Spy). Though I loved stories such as the underground excursion into Bohemian Grove, and the media columns on Hollywood and the New York Times, my main focus was on The Spy List, its monthly blind item gossip column in the form of a puzzle. Often they were rather easy to figure, usually thanks to a fictional character whose well-known feature or action who provided the clue that defined the group into which all of the names were corralled, but not being in Manhattan some of them were at first baffling. Then when you finally pieced it together, the palpable, physical sense of satori was exquisite, orgasmic. Indeed, I became so obsessed with the Spy list that I first collected them into collated photocopied pages that I carried around with me to ponder over with friends in bars, and then second, even went so far as to try and write some of my own and submit them to the magazine. I reached the apotheosis of this obsession when, after mailing in my submissions, I actually got a call from someone at Spy. I don’t remember his name, and I am guessing that he was an intern, but on behalf of Spy he actually showed an interest in a couple of my Lists. I should have packed up and instantly moved to New York, but it is a good thing I didn’t, for shortly thereafter Spy was sold, and soon the Spy List was no longer a feature under the new regime. Still, I was about to ferret out a crucial bit of information from the caller. There was one lone Spy list that I was never able to figure out. I said, “Say, while I’ve got you on the telephone, let me ask you this. There is one list I’ve never been able to crack.” I read the first few items on the list. Spy‘s owners will be proud to know that the man did not really crack. He wouldn’t say explicitly what the list was about (and indeed the new book also maintains that the Spy list was an utterly random collection of names), but since I had gone to a lot of trouble on the magazine’s behalf, he must have taken pity on me and said, “Huh, well, it sounds like it’s probably a bunch of stuff in somebody’s office.” I put down the ‘phone and hauled out my list anthology. The intern-editor’s statement was all I need; the solution to the puzzle screamed in my face. I shall leave it to the reader to suss out what list I may have been talking about.
Spy book coverThough I could easily pull down and flip through my near complete collection of the magazine, it is still a delight to relive those days thanks to the publication of Spy: The Funny Years (Miramax Books, 304 pages, $39.95, ISBN 1 401 35239 1), a history of the magazine by its early insiders.

As one of my fellow Spy lovers complained, the only thing missing from the book is a disc or two with all 112 issues on it, akin to the complete run of The New Yorker you can buy for a hundred-plus dollars, but otherwise it takes you behind the scenes at what must have been the most exciting place to work in New York in the 1980s. I could have used a more organized approach to the anthology components of the book but I was grateful for the history tour. In fact, I may be the perfect reader for this book, as I could annotated it as I read along by pulling out of my files media mentioned in passing that measured Spy‘s impact. When primary author George Kalogerakis mentions that New York magazine launched an attack article, I was able to re-read it quickly. When he mentions that the Wall Street Journal ran a front page article bemoaning the cruelty of the magazine, I could pull it out of the same folder and enhance my reading pleasure.

Kalogerakis, with the help of co-founders Kurt Andersen and E. Graydon Carter through the agency of occasional footnotes, walks us through the history of the magazine as seen up close and personal. He paints the times that Spy was about to change, he tracks the influences Time-ese, Mencken, Private Eye), and in the most interesting chapter, to me anyway, describes the editorial process. What distinguished Spy was the fact that from its cover to its occasional index it came at you like a collective force. It had a house style, and was probably the most edited paper on the news rack. Though Kalogerakis reports some writers being at first angry at the editorial interference, they also ended up being embarrassed that they hadn’t written the story that good in the first place.

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The greatest thing that Kalogerakis did in his youthful exuberance was keep a diary of his time at Spy, and it is a pity that he does not quote from it more extensively, though it is probably not publishable in the way that, say, a Saturday Night Live diary couldn’t be. His snapshots of the behind the scenes interplay, hijinks, and in general congenial atmosphere of creativity and risk-taking. I await eagerly a true successor to that most marvelous magazine.

Spook’d #102: Extreme Lair Makeover – Walk-Through of Doom

Filed under: Comic Strips,Spook'd — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:05 am

by Jeffery Stevenson and Seth Damoose with colors by Anthony Lee

Larger sized comic | ARCHIVES | OLDER ARCHIVES

Spook'd #102: Walk-Through of Doom

To see Spook’d host Alastor’s blogging silliness and more fun Spook’d stuff,visit the Spook’d Web site!

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E-MAIL WRITER | ABOUT JEFF | ABOUT SETH | SPOOK’D BLOG | SPOOK’D FORUM | ARCHIVES | OLDER ARCHIVES

Disclaimer: All material in Spook’d is fictitious and intended solely for the purpose of entertainment. Names are fabricated and any similarity to real people or places is purely coincidental except in those cases where public figures are being satirized.

November 3, 2006

10 Quick Questions: Borat

Filed under: Columns,Interviews,Trailer Park — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:15 pm
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–by Christopher Stipp

I wish those of you who are going to see BORAT this weekend, and are excited to be doing so after being seduced by the slew of advertisements that assaulted network television in the past weeks, could be doing so without knowing anything about this movie.

borat-01.jpgIf you saw this movie cold like I did, only having a general idea of the film but willing to stampede my fellow nerd cohorts to be at the screening at the San Diego Comic-Con almost 4 months ago, then I could honestly state that this movie would’ve clocked you like a sucker punch. As it stands, however, a lot of you are a warmed to the notion of what you’re getting into and the kind of material that’s present in the flick itself; I am woefully disappointed, as well, that many outlets deemed it fine to release images of The Running of The Jew, thereby spoiling the visual hilarity. That’s alright, though, as this movie still manages to raze any glass temples of those comedies you thought were the paragons of film humor. BORAT demolishes your crap taste in what you believed was funny and happily replaces it with the catchphrases you’ll be mouthing for weeks to come. Lord knows my 3-year old daughter loves to say “Hiiiigh-Fiiiive” and “Thaaaat’s Niccceee…” in a way that only a geek dad like me could be proud of.

That said, I am happy that after contacting Fox Online Publicity regarding really getting behind this film and doing everything I could in order to be a preacher for the religion that is BORAT finally was answered. Today. This morning. I knew if I just stayed with it, if I just showed how much of a fan I was for this crazy Kazakh after only one viewing, if I only mentioned that I could’ve pimped this film every week from July to November, that good things would come of it. I am glad at what I am now able to present to you.

No interview means more to me right now than being able to give the masses, the teeming thousands of you, an EXCLUSIVE look into the world of BORAT and get answers to a very special edition of “10 Quick Questions With…” to Quick Stop Entertainment. Ladies, gentlemen and everything else in-between, I present: Borat.

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KEN PLUME: Do you have any comment at all about Bruno, an individual who has just scored a 42 million dollar paycheck from Universal, is going to be developing a movie based on a show that looks suspiciously close to what you do?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: And, a follow-up, how do you feel about Austrians in general?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: Your English is remarkably polished for a man that comes from a country where formal education doesn’t seem to be a priority. How did you get a grip on the basic Anglo particulars of the world outside of a totalitarian regime?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: Some people have leveled some pretty serious allegations that your quest across America has shown a lot of your subjects to be poor representations of Americans in general and that you purposely selected targets to get the greatest comedic reaction. How do respond to that?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: Looking at the movie now what do you think is the starkest realization you can make about what this film represents?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: What was like trying to convince Larry Charles to go along with you on this journey of yours and was there any hesitation on his part to get involved in this production?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: What kind of frustrations did you have to overcome in order to be able shoot the kind of film you wanted with the money you had and was there any give-and-take with managing your needs with the needs of the studio?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: Why do you think people, even I, are having a visceral reaction to this film’s material in general?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: I am amazed by the groundswell of interest this movie has garnered as the film’s release date has come closer but do you think that your job, as an artist, is to simply reflect what you see or was there a germ in your mind about what you suspected you’d find when you plotted this film’s progression from pre-production to post?

BORAT:

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KEN PLUME: Kazakhstan is situated right above Uzbekistan, the site for one of the bloodiest anti-government protests in Central Asia, hundreds of innocent people literally mowed down by government forces as the nation’s dictator, Islam Karimov, gave the directive to do so. Uzbekistan is enjoying the benefits of working with the United States by allowing detainees to be “interrogated” and “questioned,” and no doubt tortured, on Uzbek soil. Do you think Kazakhstan has the huevos to step up, do what’s right, one-up those Uzbekian lightweights and show them what oppression really means?

BORAT:

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We’d like to thank Fox Online Publicity for all of their help in setting up this interview.

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Comics in Context #153: Top Drawers

Filed under: Columns,Comics in Context — admin @ 4:44 pm
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That redoubtable comics news blogger, the Beat, regularly refers to “the comics-loving New York Times,” and that description is largely apt. Last year The New York Times Sunday Magazine inaugurated its new section “The Funny Pages,” including a weekly comic strip by a prominent alternative cartoonist, each of whom does a story that runs for several months: the first contributor was Chris Ware, who was followed by Jaime Hernandez, and currently by Seth. Though it would have seemed highly improbable even two years ago, Times readers are now accustomed to regularly seeing writer George Gene Gustines’ news reports on the superhero genre, in comics and other media.

cic2006-11-03.jpgBut then on October 30, 2006, the Times ran an article by television reporter Bill Carter with the headline “It Doesn’t Take a “˜Comic Book Nerd’ to Create a Superheroes Hit.”

I write my own titles for this column, but I have learned that generally in the world of magazines and newspapers, editors rather than writers devise the titles for articles. So perhaps, you might think, Carter and his subject, Tim Kring, the creator of the new NBC series Heroes, did not thus disparage the audience for comics. But you would be wrong. “”˜I was not a comic book nerd,’ Mr. Kring said,” according to Carter’s article. It’s just amazing that it has not occurred to Mr. Kring that it is not good public relations to disparage much of your core audience.

I suspect that I see a trend emerging. As the mainstream becomes more interested in comics and graphic novels, some of these newcomers to the medium will feel obligated to distance themselves from those of us who have known and appreciated comics as an artform all along. The newcomers will position themselves to appear as discerning observers with good taste; we will still be stereotyped as nerds and geeks.

Mr. Carter seems not to think highly of the comics audience, either. He writes that “With an audience of 14.3 million on Oct. 23, more than the comic-obsessed are watching now.” Would these be the television-obsessed, then? Or does Carter only consider aficionados of art forms he thinks are outside the mainstream to be obsessives?

Carter also asserts that “The world Mr. Kring comes from seems almost antithetical to the comic traditions. He was a religious-studies major who somehow turned that interest into a master’s degree in filmmaking.” So Kring has a background in mythology and in visual storytelling. That seems to me to be a proper foundation for writing superhero stories.

Of course there remain that large contingent of comics buffs who glory in being stereotyped as nerds and geeks. For example, on November 1, 2006, the venerable TV soap opera Guiding Light, with cooperation from Marvel, ran an episode in which one of the characters gained super-powers and became a costumed heroine called, of course, the Guiding Light. Marvel did a tie-in comics story, written by Jim McCann, who told the Times’ Gustines (October 31, 2006) about “writing the sound effects for Wolverine’s unleashing his claws and Spider-Man’s shooting his webs. He said, “˜I geeked out typing SNIKT and THWIP.'” This isn’t the most felicitously phrased statement to be immortalized in cyberspace, either.

The Guiding Light episode and the success of Heroes both demonstrate that a taste for the superhero fiction that originated in comics is not confined to some supposed subculture of social misfits. Carter quotes Kevin Reilly, the president of NBC Entertainment, as stating that in Heroes, “We have the only real hit of the fall, and it’s growing.” In the same article Kring says about comics that “the truth is that nowadays that world is so pervasive, especially when you have kids, that you go to movies in the summertime and that’s what you see.” This is becoming part of the mainstream in American entertainment.

How far does this cultural shift extend? The last time that I visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art, I stumbled across a new temporary exhibition titled “Series and Sequence: Modern Photographs from the Collection.” Each display in this exhibit consisted of a series of photographs that were taken by the same photographer and that were meant to be shown in a specific sequence. As the introductory wall text stated, these were “groupings that highlight serial progression and narrative sequence and thus go against the traditional authority and autonomy of the single image.” These “groupings” may not have been cartoon art. Only one of these series, a set of photos by Chris Burden, recording his encounter with a woman, actually told a story. Each photo in another series was accompanied by a sheet of paper with a typed description. Hence, this sequence combined words and pictures. But all of the series in this exhibition were indeed “sequential art,” to use Will Eisner’s term for describing comics.

I quite like the Metropolitan’s assertion that in these examples of sequential art “go against the traditional authority and autonomy of the single image,” by which the Museum presumably means the conventional paintings, drawings and photographs exhibited in museums. That is an intriguing approach to looking at comics.

Upstairs the Metropolitan’s galleries for drawings, the Museum was temporarily exhibiting illustrations from children’s books of the late 19th and early 20th centuries by artists including Maxfield Parrish, Howard Pyle, Arthur Rackham, and an artist whose work I hadn’t known, Peter Newell, the illustrator of a 1902 edition of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. Perhaps this was a response to the Dahesh Museum’s show of classic American illustration earlier this year (see “Comics in Context” #132). It may also be further evidence that the best of popular culture, given sufficient passage of time, becomes incorporated into the canon of high art.

The works by Newell, Pyle and Rackham were efforts at conveying a story through pictures. Looking over these displays, I found myself reflecting that the first great Master of American Comics, Winsor McCay was a contemporary of Newell and Pyle. Why shouldn’t McCay be exhibited at the Met, too? (Actually, I recall seeing a McCay collection in the Met’s book shop over a decade and a half ago.)

On this same visit to the Metropolitan, I looked through another new temporary exhibit, “Coaxing the Spirits to Dance: Art of the Papuan Gulf.”
One label stated regarding Papuan ritual dances that “During these performances, spirits entered the masks and possessed the dancers, allowing them to do remarkable things.” This is why I like museum exhibits of tribal masks and costumes. They serve as reminders that the masks and costumes of superheroes are modern counterparts to the masks and costumes of ancient tribal religions.

Sequential art. Illustrations for children’s books. Masks. Thirteen years ago the Met did a retrospective of drawings by Honore Daumier, the 19th century French illustrator and caricaturist. Three years ago the Met did a retrospective about Philip Guston, whose later paintings were quite cartoonlike, noted in its wall texts that Guston was influenced by George Herriman’s Krazy Kat, but failed to show any examples of Herriman’s work (see “Comics in Context” #20). I wonder how long it will take the Metropolitan to put together the puzzle pieces and do an exhibition about comics.

The bad old days are not so long ago. Take the case of Roy Lichtenstein, the late Pop artist who is best known for creating variations on comics panels. Back in “Comics in Context” #4, I recalled the Solomon R. Guggenheim’s 1993 Lichtenstein retrospective, whose introductory wall text commended him for appropriating images from sources that, it claimed, had no artistic value, including comics, and converting them into art.

Thanks to Colleen Doran’s blog (for Oct. 18, 2006) and an article in The Boston Globe, I learned about art teacher David Barsalou’s “Deconstructing Roy Lichtenstein” website. (It’s here, but I warn you, if you’re on dial-up, it’ll take a long, long time to load.) Barsalou has been tracking down the comic book and comic strip panels that Lichtenstein used for source material, and posts them next to reproductions of Lichtenstein’s work on his website. The results are eye-opening.

The Globe quotes Jack Cowart, the executive director of the Lichtenstein Foundation, as saying, “Barsalou is boring to us.” Here is yet another example of a person who does not comprehend how to talk to the news media. He comes off sounding like a stuffed shirt caricature of an academic who finds people outside his elite circle tedious. But Cowart does deign to respond: “Barsalou’s thesis notwithstanding, the panels were changed in scale, color, treatment, and in their implications. There is no exact copy.” That’s true, but to look at the Lichtensteins side by side with the original source material is to realize that Lichtenstein unmistakably copied the essential figure drawing and all or much of the composition of these works from the original comics. Much of the artistic vitality and power of Lichtenstein’s pictures comes directly from their sources in comics (including work by such important figures as Carl Barks, Joe Kubert and Russ Heath; I’ve even spotted a Lichtenstein that seems adapted from Jack Kirby). The Globe article points out that in the music world this would be called “sampling,” which, an intellectual property attorney quoted in the piece says, “is considered stealing.” I would add that in the comics world it’s called “swiping.” Cowart protests that “Nobody seemed to raise this issue way back when.” Ah, but now mainstream culture has started taking the comics medium seriously, and Lichtenstein is being found out. (Indeed, to my taste, certain Lichtensteins on Barsalou’s website are inferior to the original comics sources as artwork.)

Cowart also declares that “We are all in favor of having the drawers and writers receive as much credit as humanly possible.” The “drawers”? What, are they furniture or underwear? Can’t Cowart bring himself to call the people who drew and inked the original comics “artists”? And if the Lichtenstein Foundation is so concerned with crediting the “drawers” of the source material, why didn’t they already do what Barsalou is doing now?

Right now, the Whitney Museum of American Art is holding an exhibition called “Picasso and American Art,” demonstrating how Picasso’s work influenced many major American artists of the 20th century. There are Lichtenstein works in this show, hanging alongside the Picassos that inspired them. Hence viewers can see for themselves exactly what Lichtenstein took from Picasso and how he changed it to suit his own purposes. So here’s an idea for a retrospective: “Lichtenstein and American Comics.” Why not hang Lichtenstein paintings alongside reproductions of the comics he used as sources? The Museum of Modern Art’s “High and Low” show in the early 1990s paired some examples of Lichtensteins with comics, but I’m proposing using this compare-and-contrast scenario for an all-Lichtenstein show. Such an exhibition would ideally set viewers thinking about the artistic merits of the original comics as well.

Even as museums and galleries grow more interested in comics as the new century progresses, I wonder how much 21st century comics artwork will be available for eventual exhibition? In an October 22 entry on her blog, Colleen Doran reflects on how lettering, coloring, and even, increasingly, inking is done on computers now, and how publishers increasingly prefer artwork to be delivered via discs. “Since so many artists aren’t even really doing inks anymore – they are sketching their work and tweaking it in Photoshop – I wonder about the values of comic art,” she writes. “I’ve heard some collectors say they have trouble finding hand lettered art directly on the page, and classic comic art with lettering and inking, is becoming very attractive.” This echoes the warnings sounded on the “Brush Masters” panel I moderated at one of the Big Apple Conventions last year (see “Comics in Context” #132).

You can see original comics art. complete with inking and lettering, at the “Masters of American Comics” show that I have been covering for the last two weeks. Another of the virtues of this exhibition is that it never condescends to the comics medium, to the individual artists whose work is displayed, or to comics aficionados. (The sole exception is an essay by a contributing writer to the Masters of American Comics catalogue, as you shall see.)

The show is currently divided between the Jewish Museum in Manhattan and the Newark Museum in New Jersey. When I left off last week I was still making my way through the Newark Museum’s galleries, where work by classic comic strip artists is displayed.

The next Master in the show is Frank King (1883-1969), the creator of Gasoline Alley, which has been going through a critical rediscovery and reappraisal. In books about comics that I read decades ago, Gasoline Alley seemed most notable for defying the convention that comics characters never aged, or did so extremely slowly: King’s strip presented a community whose members aged in real time.

One claim that the “Masters” show makes for Gasoline Alley in a wall text is well over the top: “Gasoline Alley is the Our Town of the comics pages, and the family history that has unfolded in its panels for more than 80 years reads like the Great American Novel.” Most of the Gasoline Alley I’ve read was done after King’s death, and I only know King’s own work from individual Sundays and daily strips, not from entire story arcs. Nevertheless, I find the idea that King’s Gasoline Alley reads “like the Great American Novel” hard to swallow. Is it really on a level with the novels of, say, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Herman Melville, Mark Twain, Henry James, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, or William Faulkner? Certainly none of the individual strips in the exhibit’s King section show any trace of that level of literary quality. Even the comparison to Thornton Wilder’s Our Town goes only so far, since the last act of Wilder’s drama, set in a graveyard among the spirits of the deceased, reveals the play’s deep and dark foundation of pessimism about the brevity of existence. From the examples on display, King’s Gasoline Alley seems genuinely sunny in comparison. (Similarly, Krazy Kat‘s desert setting reminds New York Times art critic Michael Kimmelman of Samuel Beckett in his October 13, 2006 “Masters” review, but Herriman’s work is free from Beckett’s underlying despair.)

“Masters” co-curator John Carlin more persuasively contends in the wall text and the catalogue that King “was one of the last newspaper artists to follow his [Winsor McCay’s] lead” (Masters p. 61). This is demonstrated by King’s early strip Bobby Make-Believe, which was obviously inspired by Little Nemo. In a 1918 Sunday page in “Masters” Bobby imagines himself ascending through the clouds, becoming gigantic and walking on the moon and Saturn’s rings, and even riding the tail of a comet, before returning to reality (p. 210).

I notice two major differences between this particular Sunday strip and Nemo. Nemo falls asleep and has dreams which are beyond his conscious control. In contrast, Bobby is daydreaming: he is consciously imagining what he sees. Nemo is repeatedly awed by the wonders he witnesses in Slumberland, and often terrified by them, causing him to awaken. In this installment, at least, Bobby, who seems to have a short attention span, is quickly bored by the marvels he conjures up for himself, as if he were a creative artist who did not value his own talents.

Although on weekdays Gasoline Alley dealt with homey realities of everyday life, “King’s Sunday pages,” Carlin states, are “filled with unexpected fantasy and visual inventiveness” (p. 61).

Some of the show’s Gasoline Alley Sundays follow the Nemo/Bobby pattern. In the Sunday, August 19, 1934 strip (p. 62) Skeezix, then a boy, observes the reflection of the sky in a lake, and then imagines himself entering this “upside-down world” and flying/swimming about among the clouds and birds flying upside down. In the Sunday, June 28, 1931 page (p. 219), Skeezix actually does dive into the lake, whereupon he imagines seeing fish as big as he is: has he shrunk or have the fish grown gigantic?

I am less impressed than the curators by two pages in which Skeezix’s adoptive “uncle,” Walt, takes him for “our annual walk among the autumn colors” (Sunday, November 4, 1928 and Sunday, October 20, 1929, pgs. 216-217). The colors on these two newspaper pages on display have faded with time, but studying the reproductions in the catalogue, I doubt that even when the pages were new, I would have found these pale yellows and dull oranges for autumn leaves appealing; I’ve seen far more vivid coloring done in comics even within the limitations of four-color printing.

More interesting to me is the return of the show’s “metafiction” theme. In the 1928 strip Skeezix, here not yet a teenager, talks about his hobby of painting, and Walt uses the example of the autumn leaves to teach Skeezix about color. “Nature is the best teacher of color,” he tells Skeezix; “See there–she uses the contrast of orange and blue for a startling picture.” But of course Walt and Skeezix are actually part of a picture themselves, drawn by King, and presumably colored by him as well. King is explaining his ideas about color and line to the reader through Walt’s lecture to Skeezix. In one panel, King even breaks the illusion of reality. Walt and Skeezix seem to be standing in a void, looking at islands floating in an orange sky. Look more carefully and you may detect that King intends that the islands are rising from a lake, and the sky (with a setting sun, as the final panel makes clear) and its reflection in the water both have an orange hue. But King did not draw a line dividing the water from the sky, so it looks as if Walt and Skeezix have entered some orange void, as if they were Doctor Strange traveling through one of Steve Ditko’s surreal dimensions.

Throughout this 1928 strip Walt speaks of Nature as the creator of the effects of color around them, as if Nature were a sentient being. Perhaps in referring to Nature, Walt and King actually mean God. King is the artist who created the world of Gasoline Alley and the natural vistas in this sunday strip, and God is the artist who created the real world, which King here presents as the highest work of art. Speaking of Nature (or God), Skeezix says in the last panel, “She paints better than I can,” presumably speaking on behalf of King.

In the 1929 Sunday, Walt looks about at the autumn colors and exclaims, with surprisingly stylized language for an everyday man, “Oh, that I were a poet and could put into words the thrill of these toasted avenues!” (Well, the word “toasted” doesn’t work.) He continues in the next panel, “I wish I was an artist so I could fix this fleeting splendor on a canvas!” But of course King is an artist and a writer (if not a poet) as well. But the point of this Sunday strip seems to be King’s confession, through Walt, of his inability–and perhaps that of any human–to fully capture the beauty of nature. Walt says, “If I could paint it, people would never believe it.”

In a November 30, 1930 Sunday page (p. 66) the leaves have almost all fallen from the trees, and Walt and Skeezix wander through a dark, ominous landscape that suggests the darkening days of late fall. Carlin asserts that the heavy dark lines King uses for the trees and ground in this Sunday “mimic woodcuts” (p 64). But he doesn’t mention that Walt actually says so at the start of the strip: “Here we are, Skeezix, in the style of the old woodcut pictures.” In other words, Walt and Skeezix are aware that they are cartoon characters, drawn into a comic strip! To my mind, the deep blacks and stylized drawing style of this sequence reminds me of Expressionism. I am particularly struck by the dark, overhanging clouds in one panel, which King represents as masses of disconnected black dots, surrounded by a white halo of light, against a dark sky consisting of black horizontal lines.

Two other Sunday strips in the show combine the Bobby Make-Believe daydream motif with this concept of Walt and Skeezix walking through a picture. In the May 10, 1931 Sunday (p. 60), Walt and Skeezix use a compass to draw circles, and King fills the backgrounds of the panels with complex patterns of concentric circles. Skeezix decides to “make an outdoor picture with a compass,” whereupon Walt and Skeezix walk into a version of the outside world with strong curved and circular shapes: round trees, a rainbow, undulating ground, enormous oval leaves, and finally a huge setting (or rising?) sun. The strip ends with Skeezix claiming, “I draw better circles than Nature does.” Skeezix can’t outdo Nature/God at color, but here King is pointing out that the perfect circle does not exist in nature, and hence is man’s creation.

In the November 2, 1930 Sunday (p. 67), Walt and Skeezix are looking at a modern painting when Skeezix decides they should enter the world of the picture. And so they do, wandering amidst an expressionistically distorted landscape, and finally encountering a monkey with a Cubist face. Walt dislikes what he calls “modernism” from the start, and Skeezix ends up agreeing, but presumably King is actually paying homage to modern painting by doing the day’s strip in this style. In the final panel Skeezix says, “That was an awful dream, Uncle Walt! Or was it a dream?” So is this a strip in the style of Bobby Make-Believe, in which Walt and Skeezix imagine this expressionistic world? Is this distorted world a modernist version of one of Nemo’s nightmares? Or is this another example of Walt and Skeezix knowing they are in a comic strip and traveling into drawings done in a different style?

What most seems to impress King’s latter-day admirers are the Sunday strips which consist of a single large background, like a beach, which King then divides up through a grid of panels. One or more characters might then wander from panel to panel across this otherwise static landscape. One example of this, a Sunday page from August 19, 1934, is not in the book, but is part of the online “slideshow” that accompanies Michael Kimmelman’s “Masters” review in The New York Times. Carlin observes in the book that “These pages are shown from an aerial perspective, similar to that found in many Japanese paintings and prints” (p. 64). So it seems that some American comics were influenced by Japanese art long before the current infatuation with manga. These King pages, with the panel grid superimposed over a single background, strike me as cinematic: it’s as if the “camera” pans from panel to panel, often following an “actor” as he makes his way through a setting.

The next Master is Chester Gould (1900-1985), creator of Dick Tracy, whose
title character Carlin calls “perhaps the best known and most iconographically potent comic character aside from Mickey Mouse” (p. 74). Even leaving aside the objection that Mickey began in animation, what about Superman? And do contemporary readers really know Tracy, whose strip’s glory days were over a half century ago, more than Charlie Brown?

But Carlin is correct in focusing on Gould’s skill in visual iconography: Dick Tracy is the literally square-jawed detective, a visual symbol of relentless righteousness and avenging justice, who is pitted against evil that takes the form of what Carlin calls “the best collection of grotesque villains ever assembled” (p. 74). (That last quotation could use a little tweaking: it’s definitely the best collection of grotesque villains created for a newspaper comic strip. Carlin does not mention Dick Tracy‘s obvious influence on Batman, whose hero was also square-jawed in the 1940s and 1950s, and whose rogues’ gallery may have been partly inspired by Tracy’s.) I admire Robert Storr’s observation in his essay in the catalogue that “in a fallen world such as the one Gould posited, primal abominations constantly reasserted their hold in ever viler forms” (p. 226). It is as if evil in Tracy’s world is like the mythical Hydra, with many heads–Flattop, Pruneface, and the rest of these monsters in bizarre human forms. Storr refers to Gould’s “urban eschatology” (p. 226), implying that Tracy is an avenging angel doing battle with these demonic figures who threaten to transform the city he protects into hell on Earth.

Carlin also correctly states that Gould’s “way with the contrast between black and white. . .closely paralleled film noir” (p. 74), whose heyday coincided with that of the Tracy strip. The look of American film noir was influenced by the German Expressionist films of the 1920s and 1930s, and in his review Michael Kimmelman quotes Art Spiegelman as calling Gould’s style “blueprint Expressionism.”

Gould could create astonishing effects: in a July 17, 1943 daily (p. 223) he places the menacing figure of Mrs. Pruneface in silhouette, streaked by slanted white lines representing the driving rain of the literal storm that has broken out about her.

The Times slideshow presents a Sunday page from August 4, 1957 (p. 71), which creates a mood of foreboding by casting a mountainside into deep shadow and a young woman with a gun into ominous silhouette. In the final panel Tracy is shot directly in the forehead (shown in enlarged version on pgs. 72-73). Gould walks the edge here: there is no blood or gore shown, but the bluntness and explicitness of the violence is still shocking. (And how Tracy survived this, I have no idea.)

These examples suit the reputation of Gould’s Dick Tracy. But the example of Gould’s work in the show (but, alas, not in the book) that most impressed me was a daily strip from March 27, 1952 that was set at a funeral. The first panel shows a cemetery behind a fence. In the second panel Tracy, a woman and another man, who are partly concealed (perhaps Tracy’s wife Tess and detective partner Sam) stand together on the left, facing off-panel, while a large tree dominates the right side. The third panel has a black silhouette (a tombstone?) to the left (paralleling the tree in the previous panel), and a tombstone, clearly shown, to the right, with figures of mourners in the background. The concluding panel shows the back of someone’s head–Tracy’s adopted son Junior, I think–with a word balloon, “I’ll always love you.”

This sequence makes such a sharp contrast with that panel of Tracy getting shot in the head. In that Sunday page Gould confronted us with the violence head on (so to speak). But in this funeral sequence Gould works through subtlety and indirection, focusing on objects–the tombstones, a tree, a fence–rather than on people. Whereas he could have shown us Junior Tracy’s face wracked by sorrow, perhaps even weeping, instead Gould shows us the back of his head. Instead of going in for the open show of emotion that we might expect, Gould avoids the traps of sentimentality and cliche, and mutes the emotional tone of the scene. In doing so, Gould instead captures the somber, even numb mood that so many mourners actually do experience at funerals, which, after all, take place after the initial shock of the loved one’s death. This is a brilliantly done sequence, and gave me new insight into Gould’s work, which is just what a museum retrospective for a familiar artist should accomplish.

Considering that Art Spiegelman pulled out of the show, we are now seven Masters down with eight more to go. To be continued next week.

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On Monday, November 6 at 7:00 PM, contributing writers Tom De Falco, Dan Wallace and I will be doing a signing of DK’s new Marvel Encyclopedia at Barnes & Noble’s store in the Chelsea section of Manhattan (675 Sixth Avenue at 22nd Street). The Beat informs me that the Encyclopedia is on BookScan’s graphic novels best seller list (and it’s not even a graphic novel). Come one, come all!

You can find my report on the United Nations’ “Cartooning for Peace” seminar in the October 31, 2006 edition of Publishers Weekly‘s Comics Week.

–Copyright 2006 Peter Sanderson

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