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March 24, 2010

Win FATHER KNOWS BEST: SEASON FOUR on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:55 pm

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In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of FATHER KNOWS BEST: SEASON FOUR on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKQUEL on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:42 pm

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In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKQUEL on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS on Blu-Ray!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:23 pm

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In conjunction with Anchor Bay Entertainment, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS on Blu-Ray.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win THE BLIND SIDE on Blu-Ray/DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 6:12 pm

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In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of THE BLIND SIDE on combo Blu-Ray/DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win SHERLOCK HOLMES on Blu-Ray/DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 5:52 pm

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In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of SHERLOCK HOLMES on combo Blu-Ray/DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win FANTASTIC MR. FOX on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 4:06 pm

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In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of FANTASTIC MR. FOX on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 14th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

Official Rules

No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 14th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

March 23, 2010

Bagged & Boarded 50: The Freaky Geek

Filed under: Bagged & Boarded — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:24 pm

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What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

Are they heroes?

No.

Are they geniuses?

Far from it.

Are they the future of this planet?

I sure hope not.

Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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BAGGED & BOARDED #50: The Freaky Geek – In which Matt and Jesse celebrate their 50th episode, share a few “revelations” with the world, and chat about the future of all things BandB. With a special guest intro from Kevin Smith! So come along… it can’t be any worse then the other 49..

[CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
Episode #50 (MP3 format)

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Got something to say? E-mail Matt & Jesse at the B & B mailbag.

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March 22, 2010

Masters Of Song Fu #6: Final Round Voting Begins

Filed under: Masters Of Song Fu — Tags: , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 9:15 pm

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We here at FRED are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

To that end, we launched a unique form of creative combat.

In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to FRED to be voted on by you, the audience.

At the end of the 3rd Challenge, the two Challengers with the most votes will face off, mano a mano for the title of…

MASTER OF SONG FU

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However, there may yet be one final challenge for this newly crowned Master – for they very well might (if the stars align and schedules permit) face off against one of the LEGENDARY MASTERS – artists like Jonathan Coulton, Paul & Storm, Neil Innes, Doc Hammer, & The RiffTones. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu – one of which may or may not be revealed as your ultimate challenge. Only the wheel of uncertainty can predict (and even then, not).

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So what was the first Challenge?

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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

Write a song that is about (or at least has key to the central narrative) RAIN (the meteorological phenomena). At some point (or throughout) the song, you must utilize an instrument (or vocals) that represent the rain. You are free to write your song in any style that you choose.

That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds.

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And then our Challengers were given their Round 2 Challenge…

ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

Write a song that does not rhyme.

CLARIFICATION: Your song can be in any style, but must not contain any rhymes of 2 dissimilar words within a traditional verse structure. Exact repetition of a phrase or word is permitted. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds..

If you want some inspiration, here’s a number song from The Muppets
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/rhymingsong.mp3]

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And then came the Round 3 Challenge…

ROUND 3 CHALLENGE

Write a song that involves a recipe for something.

This recipe can be for anything – not just food. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds..

If you want some inspiration, here’s a recipe song by Queen Ida
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/queen_ida-zydeco_taco.mp3]

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And then, the votes from all 3 Rounds were tabulated, and the TOP 2 VOTE-GETTERS went head-to-head in the Final Round Challenge. The winner of that battle will be declared this edition’s MASTER OF SONG FU. So what was that Final Challenge?

FINAL CHALLENGE

Let’s call this one Challenge & Victory

Your task is to write a single tune that is actually comprised of two individual songs – the first half details a problem to be conquered or a battle to be fought, and the second half is a victorious, triumphant resolution. Both of these halves must feel independent of the other, but may contain an element that bridges the two. Your song must run no shorter than 3 minutes..

If you want some inspiration, here’s Queen…
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/queenrock.mp3]

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Below, you’ll find the songs from our final two Challengers, plus the form for you to place your vote for your favorite. In addition, you’ll be able to listen to the out-of-competition Shadow Entries submitted for this Challenge. If you’d like to hear all of the Challenger songs from this edition of Song Fu, CLICK HERE.

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THE FINAL CHALLENGERS

MIKE LOMBARDO

Mike Lombardo is a piano-playing geek-pop-rock singer-songwriter who likes to use hyphens when describing his occupation. He has been known to write songs about just about anything, including rocks and SAW 4. When not banging on a piano, Mike spends most of his time playing way too many video games or teaching small children how to bang on pianos. A graduate of Berklee College of Music, Mike is currently finishing up his second album with his piano rock band, the Mike Lombardo Trio.
Official Website: www.mikelombardomusic.com
Twitter: twitter.com/mikelombardo
ROUND 1 SONG:Sit And Watch The Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/mike_lombardo-sit_and_watch_the_rain.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG:I Found You
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/mike_lombardo-i_found_you.mp3]
ROUND 3 SONG:We Don’t Have Any Eggs (from Man In Kitchen – The Musical)
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/mike_lombardo-we_dont_have_any_eggs.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SONG:This Song Is Meta (And So Is This Title)
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/mike_lombardo-this_song_is_meta_and_so_is_this_title.mp3]

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LEIGH & HOOVER

Dave & William have been writing songs together for decades, yet have still managed to avoid finding a clever name for themselves. William writes the words; Dave the music… which is good because it doesn’t really work the other way ’round.
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Official Website: www.cratchit.org/music
ROUND 1 SONG:Summer Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/leigh_and_hoover-summer_rain.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG:We Do What We Do
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/leigh_and_hoover-we_do_what_we_do.mp3]
ROUND 3 SONG:Primordial Soup (Traditional Recipe)
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/leigh_and_hoover-primordial_soup.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SONG:Yesterday Hero – Someday
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/leigh_and_hoover-yesterday_hero-someday.mp3]

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To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the FINAL CHALLENGE songs, CLICK HERE.

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To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 3 songs, CLICK HERE.

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To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 2 songs, CLICK HERE.

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To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 1 songs, CLICK HERE.

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FINAL CHALLENGE VOTING

And now, it’s time for the voting. For this FINAL CHALLENGE round, you can CHOOSE ONE Challenger song. Be sure to choose carefully. VOTING CLOSES AT 11:59pm EST on SUNDAY, MARCH 28th.

THE FINAL CHALLENGE WINNER WILL BE NOTIFIED VIA E-MAIL AFTER VOTING CLOSES

If you are having trouble voting, CLEAR YOUR BROWSER’S CACHE and try again. PLEASE NOTE: This voting system bases voting eligibility on your IP Address. If there are other computers on a home or business network that share the same IP address through a router, it may say you’ve already voted. Unfortunately, there is no way around this, and still be able to prevent ballot stuffing. It’s just the nature of the online voting beast.

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FINAL CHALLENGE VOTING

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FINAL VOTE TALLY FOR ROUNDS 1-3

* Mike Lombardo – 444 Votes
* Leigh & Hoover – 301 Votes
* Denise Hudson – 276 Votes
* Edric Haleen – 228 Votes
* Gorbzilla – 223 Votes
* Godz Poodlz – 190 Votes
* Caleb Hines – 187 Votes
* Inverse T. Clown – 170 Votes
* Kylie Petto – 166 Votes
* Jeff MacDougall – 151 Votes
* Governing Dynamics – 135 Votes
* Buckethat Bobby Matheson – 132 Votes
* Glen Raphael – 131 Votes
* Ian “Two Shades” Johnson – 120 Votes
* Common Lisp – 103 Votes
* Zer0guy – 98 Votes
* Jutze Schult – 93 Votes
* Boffo Yux Dudes – 88 Votes
* Taryn Miller – 84 Votes
* Spencer Sokol – 76 Votes

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ROUND 3 VOTING RESULTS

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ROUND 2 VOTING RESULTS

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ROUND 1 VOTING RESULTS

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SHADOW ENTRIES

JOE “COVENANT” LAMB

I’m Joe Covenant. I’m Scottish. And never have enough time to do everything I wanna! Been singing and perfoming for over 40 years… (yes, I am 46.)… and I’ve nearly learned a 6th chord! Everything I do. I do for Song Fu. (If not for this ‘contest’ I would have never met and collaborated with so many talented people.)

Official Website: joecovenant.bandcamp.com
Twitter: twitter.com/JoeCovenant

ROUND 1 SHADOW SONG:Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/shadow_song-joe_covenant_lamb-rain.mp3]
ROUND 2 SHADOW SONG:The “Jay Is Awesome” Polka
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/shadow_song-joe_covenant_lamb-the_jay_is_awesome_polka.mp3]
ROUND 3 SHADOW SONG:Devil’s Fu Cake
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/shadow_song-joe_covenant_lamb-devils_fu_cake.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SHADOW SONG:New Mombasa – Finish the Fight
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/shadow_song-joe_covenant_lamb-new_mombasa-finish_the_fight.mp3]

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GOVERNING DYNAMICS

Governing Dynamics is the name of Travis Norris’s eternal sideproject, where all the stuff written by him goes when his current band (whatever it may be) refuses to play it. The music has been favorably compared to such bands as Eels, Radiohead, The White Stripes, and other bands that cool people like. It has been unfavorably compared to the tactics used by the FBI against the Branch Dividians at Waco. If he has to describe his music by genre (and refer to himself in third person) Travis calls it “alternative/shoegazer with a liberal dose of Midwestern rock”.
Official Website: governingdynamics.bandcamp.com
Twitter: twitter.com/travisnorris
ROUND 1 SONG:Rain in Chicago
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/governing_dynamics-rain_in_chicago.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG:Restrictions
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/governing_dynamics-restrictions.mp3]
ROUND 3 SONG:Broken Boy
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/governing_dynamics-broken_boy.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SHADOW SONG:Deconstructive Witticisms – Try
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/shadow_song-governing_dynamics-deconstructive_witticisms_try.mp3]

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DENISE HUDSON

Denise Hudson is a musician of non-determined hair-color from Austin, Texas who is married to an musicaphile Australian. She hopes that she typed up her bio correctly (alas, she cannot spell!); and additionally hopes she amuses you, but she is done apologizing now. 🙂 If she happens to make you slightly uncomfortable, she supposes there’s nothing to be done for it…
Official Website: denisehudson.bandcamp.com

Twitter: twitter.com/RangerDenni
ROUND 1 SONG:Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/denise_hudson-rain.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG:Something Very Horrible (Bluebeard’s Lament)
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/denise_hudson-something_very_horrible_bluebeards_lament.mp3]
ROUND 3 SONG:Duality Cupcake (‘Why’)
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/denise_hudson-duality_cupcake_why.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SHADOW SONG:Keys and Lies (feat. Joe “Covenant” Lamb)
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/shadow_song-denise_hudson-keys_and_lies.mp3]

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GLEN RAPHAEL

Glen Raphael is a Manhattan-based software geek, circus performer, and guitarist/singer/songwriter who counts Jonathan Coulton and Paul & Storm as influences. He has recently written songs that featured killer robots, exploding pants, and the Statue of Liberty having a mid-life crisis. Though not all at once. Yet.
Official Website: youtube.com/glenra
ROUND 1 SONG:Can’t See The Sky
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/glen_raphael-cant_see_the_sky.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG:Song That Doesn’t Rhyme
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/glen_raphael-song_that_doesnt_rhyme.mp3]
ROUND 3 SONG:Big In Japan
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/glen_raphael-big_in_japan.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SHADOW SONG:When The Prozac Kicks In
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/shadow_song-glen_raphael-when_the_prozac_kicks_in.mp3]

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INVERSE T. CLOWN

Inverse T. Clown is a jack of many entertainment trades, songwriting being one of his favorites. He has an album half-ready to be recorded, and is looking forward to garnering the patience to sit down and do it. Even more so, he’s looking forward to Song Fu 6. There is an ongoing series of internet covers of Inverse’s song “Today’s The Day” – and he loves them all – but it would nice to get some steam behind the endless REST of his genius, and Song Fu seems just the place to start it up. He’s funny, he’s clever, his music is synthetic, and he’s champing at the bit to throw everything he’s got to his clamoring fans. Stick around, and see why Salemites everywhere call this musical genius “The Future of Greatness”.
Official Website: toomuchawesome.ning.com/profile/InverseTClown
ROUND 1 SONG:Sexy In The Rain
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/inverse_t_clown-sexy_in_the_rain.mp3]
ROUND 2 SONG:An Angry Rant
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song2/inverse_t_clown-an_angry_rant.mp3]
ROUND 3 SONG:Devastator
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song3/inverse_t_clown-devastator.mp3]
FINAL CHALLENGE SHADOW SONG:Manic Depressive
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/shadow_song-inverse_t_clown-manic_depressive.mp3]

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GINYU


From TV to the internet and more, I first got into music back in 1998 doing my own music show. It was around that time that I became a DJ at WRTC 89.3 FM. Music has been in my family for many years. My father is a singer. I, on the other hand, do a little bit of everything, from YouTube to my travels around the US and the UK, entertainment is in my blood. Making a song for Song Fu has been fun. I hope to do it again.
Official Website: www.youtube.com/user/Ginyu2007
FINAL CHALLENGE SHADOW SONG:Quest For The Fu
[audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song4/shadow_song-ginyu-quest_for_the_fu.mp3]

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If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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Hands Down #2

Filed under: Comic Strips,Hands Down — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 7:07 pm

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Welcome to Hands Down, FRED’s own look into the world of the folks that frequent this sordid world of geekery. Follow Aaron, Brian and Colin (and a menagerie on the way) as they traverse the light fantastic or some such nonsense… What? It’s an online fortnightly comic strip, what kind of description did you expect?

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VISIT THE HANDS DOWN ARCHIVES

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Written by Aaron Poole. Art by John Merker. Copyright 2010.

TV Or Not TV: 3/22 – 3/28

Filed under: TV Or Not TV — Tags: — admin @ 6:58 pm

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Welcome to another week of TV or Not TV and this week I’m all about the Bubble.

I don’t know if you have come across this term yet in the real world but there are such things in network television that have been termed “Bubble” shows. A Bubble show is a show that has ratings that aren’t stellar but don’t flat out justify cancellation. Until we finally learn what the networks ultimately decide on the fate of the show it is on the surface of the Bubble waiting to see if it continues to float safely or see if the Bubble bursts and it’s all over.

I have to admit that before the advent of the Internet I was always just resigned to the fate of a show since there was little I could do about it (OK, there was one campaign outside of NBC in Burbank to try to stop the cancellation of QUANTAM LEAP, but we don’t discuss that in my household and simply right it off and the frivolity of my youth). The Internet, however, makes information so readily available that people are not only informed rapidly about how their shows are performing they are able to mobilize and put together campaigns that, in the micro-verse of the Internet, sometimes makes network executives take notice. One Bubble show from last season, DOLLHOUSE, could have been easily considered headed to the scrap heap by the ratings but fandom made executives consider giving it a new lease on life through fan community action and re-action to possible cancellation.

Another show that, after its second season, seems tortured by life on the Bubble is one of my personal favorites: CHUCK. Last season the show had some of its best story telling, strongest episodes, and amazing guest stars but didn’t have strong numbers. Fans took to the Internet and came out in droves to show support for the show by doing something an audience hadn’t really done before in supporting an advertiser of the show. The week when fear of cancellation hit the masses a Subway Meatball sandwich was featured prominently in a way that could only be taken as product placement. Fans went out in force and bought five dollar foot longs like they were going out of fashion, dropping suggestion cards stating they were there because of the spot on CHUCK and continued to do so every Monday for the rest of the season. Their actions got CHUCK a third season 13 episode commitment that expanded into a 19 episode order before the season wrapped.

Once again, however, CHUCK is on the bubble and you can tell as such from the simple Tweet from show co-creator JOSS SCHWARTZ:

This isn’t the kind of Tweet you want to read when the show you like is going up against the season premiere of DANCING WITH THE STARS. Yes the shows don’t really share the same demographic but since STARS has one of the more interesting casts in a long time I can’t even guess what might happen. Tonight’s episode of CHUCK is really important after its rating drop last week. It will prove that the fluke was a drop due to Daylight Saving Time, which if you look at the prior Monday was an overall drop of slightly more than 10% of people watching television in the prized 18 to 49 demographic could be a real possibility. Tonight it needs an audience for sure.

I also think we can’t really know what NBC has got going on after their 10 PM Leno debacle. You’d think the fourth ranked network might want to try to at least hold on to a show that actually does have some kind of audience. I’m sure this is the only reason that HEROES might get another season (yup, HEROES is easily on the Bubble as well after yet another horribly written and ratings performing year). Good luck CHUCK, I’m pulling for you.

So here, in my opinion, are the shows that are on the Bubble for the networks. I’m not going into completely doomed shows like THE DEEP END or TRAUMA. If the show is listed here I think right now, in the face of other shows getting early renewals (MODERN FAMILY, COUGAR TOWN, COMMUNITY, BONES and oh so many more) these shows could be back next year or could have their floor pop out from underneath them and plunge them into the obscurity of cancellation.

FOX – HUMAN TARGET, LIE TO ME and due to recent speculation the longest day of the year 24. I have nothing vested in any of these shows so good luck and fair thee well.

CBS – NUMB3RS, NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE, GARY UNMARRIED and MEDIUM. I’d really like to see MEDIUM get to stick around since it is another of my favorites however I’m not holding out hope even though it too has had a great season of shows on its new network.

ABC – FLASHFORWARD and V. V still has yet to return and FLASHFORWARD didn’t fare very well ratings-wise in its return mid-season premiere. Some people think that CASTLE might be on the bubble but, when you look at what it does for a 10 PM show I think that it does pretty well for ABC. Its ratings are strong and consistent.

NBC – Currently CHUCK, PARENTHOOD and HEROES. The former and the latter at least have some audience; PARENTHOOD is so young it is really hard to tell. Give me the first two and I’ll be happy.

So there’s my take on the shows that might or might not survive. Now let’s look at what we know we can at least watch for the next seven days, shall we?

MONDAY

ABC – 8:00 PM: OK, I’ve NEVER had an interest in DANCING WITH THE STARS but this season I’d almost consider watching it if I weren’t such a die hard fan of….

NBC – 8:00 PM: CHUCK has his “final exam” to be a spy tonight and one of the things he has to do to pass is to slay the ratings. Can a few of you Nielsen homes help out with this?

CBS – 8:00 PM: So TED’s date some how ruins LILY‘s birthday party on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. Did he bring BLAH BLAH back out of crazy town for the date?

ABC – 10:00 PM: The first half of the first two-parter CASTLE in the show’s history happens tonight when a serial killer is performing murderous dedications to BECKETT and special guest DANA DELANY heads up the investigation. This one had me at two-parter.

SHO – 10:00 PM: The pain pill addicted mess that is NURSE JACKIE returns to SHOWTIME tonight, followed by the UNITED STATES OF TARA.

TUESDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: BIGGEST LOSER COUPLES goes straight for the heart strings by sending all the contestants back home for a week. Get your tissue ready and wait until you see the stationary bike competition.

FOX – 8:00 PM: The only reason why I’m even mentioning AMERICAN IDOL is not to make a snarky comment about the mediocre contestants this season has to offer. I mention it because as long as the show is two hours it’s screwing up my ability to DVR LOST tonight so I’m going to have to watch on the web to find out….

ABC – 9:00 PM: The back-story of ageless and natural eye-linered RICHARD ALPERT is revealed on tonight’s episode of LOST. Don’t taunt me with mail, Tweets or anything else. I’ll be watching it on Wednesday. Hmph.

CNBC – 10:00 PM: The creepy documentary HOW MUCH IS YOUR BODY WORTH? takes a look at the profitability of body parts on the black market.

ABC – 10:00 PM: Remember how last week ABC used the post-LOST spot to beg its viewers to watch FLASHFORWARD? They’re doing it again this week with V: THE ARRIVAL in the hopes of getting them to tune in for the return next week.

WEDNESDAY

CBS – 8:00 PM: Were you mad that SURVIVOR: HEROES VS. VILLIANS was bumped because of the NCAA FINALS? Well this week you get your island fix a day sooner and with a double elimination! This could prove interesting since we’re going to see a showdown between RUSSELL and BOSTON ROB.

ABC – 9:00 PM: GLORIA and CAM bond during a night out on MODERN FAMILY? Oh this I’ve got to see.

THE CW – 9:00 PM: At first when I read that there was a new show called FLY GIRLS I thought maybe they were doing a dance off casting competition for IN LIVING COLOR 2010. To my surprise instead it’s a staged reality show with Virgin America flight attendants who live together in Los Angeles when they aren’t fending off invitations from mile-high wannabes. Not to my surprise the show just stalls mid-air.

FOX – 9:00 PM: Last week I didn’t even waste my time watching the AMERICAN IDOL results show. Amazingly enough I still found out who got the boot. Go fig.

ABC – 9:30 PM: CHERYL CROW starts her small guest-starring sting as a wine rep that’s after GRAYSON on COUGAR TOWN. I hope this fairs better for her than ALANIS MORISSETTE‘S guest stint on WEEDS.

THURSDAY

FOX – 8:00 PM: A December episode of BONES followed by a February episode of FRINGE just goes to show that FOX has no interest in going head-to-head with the NCAA.

ABC – 8:00 PM: Struggling freshman FLASHFORWARD has nothing at all to lose in going head-to-head with the NCAA. I’ll admit last week’s premiere had a very painful first hour to watch but the second hour was all kinds of goodness that reminded me why I actually liked the show.

NBC – 9:30 PM: 30 ROCK has LIZ‘s ex FLOYD dropping back in from Cleveland with big news (which could simply be that he’s escaped Cleveland).

FRIDAY

NBC – 8:00 PM: MATHEW BRODERICK enlists historians to try to unlock a 150 year old mystery on WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? while an entire generation tries to unlock the mystery of who MATHEW BRODERICK is. I feel old.

ABC – 8:00 PM: If you missed the “sneak peak” of JAMIE OLIVER’S FOOD REVOLUTION last Sunday you can watch it before the next episode airs right after at 9. I love his message but I need to sit down more to see how he’s getting it out there.

THE CW – 9:00 PM: Instead of SMALLVILLE we get repeats from Wednesday of FLY GIRLS and HIGH SOCIETY. ZOD is able to fly; we need the show back STAT!

SCYFY – 9:00 PM: I can’t believe the first season of CAPRICA is already coming to a close. This is almost as unfair as no SMALLVILLE until April.

SATURDAY

DISC – 11:00 AM: I love marathons and today you can curl up with oh so many hours of DEADLIEST CATCH.

ABC – 8:00 PM: If you didn’t see the first airing of V than you can catch the first two episodes back-to-back tonight. Only four aired way back in 2009 so you can get caught up real easy like.

NICK – 8:00 PM: Children get their annual slime fest with the KID’S CHOICE AWARDS 2010, hosted by KEVIN JAMES. When did PAUL BLART get so popular with the kids? I’m out of touch.

A&E – 8:00 PM: If you missed the 2008 re-imagining of THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN you can catch both parts tonight. A bit of advice though, the STRAIN comes from being strong enough to sit through it. I’m just sayin’.

SPIKE – 10:00 PM: I’ve never seen the ROB ZOMBIE directed remake of HALLOWEEN. If I watch it for free can’t complain about the price of admission, right?

SUNDAY

SYFY – 10:00 AM: Remember when NBC tried to air import MERLIN during the summer? Well you can watch 13 hours of it today if you didn’t last year.

DISC – 1:00 PM: I just wish I could get away with sitting and watching five hours of MYTHBUSTERS and three hours of LIFE. I might as well since I always blow off this column’s deadline anyway.

A&E – 5:00 PM: If you missed the premiere last week of KIRSTIE ALLEY’S BIG LIFE you can watch both episodes now, sit down for a marathon of GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS and then catch the new episodes at 10…. or you could watch your lawn grow until the sun sets and go to bed. Either way you’ll probably accomplish about the same.

ABC – 8:00 PM: The entire Alphabet network is in repeats tonight. Is there something big on and I missed it?

NGC – 9:00 PM: The new series BREAKOUT looks at some of the more high-profile jail breaks in recent history, both from the perspective of escapees and the law men that track them down. I hope I never have to view this as a “how to” and “what not to do” reference later in life.

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March 19, 2010

Weekend Shopping Guide 3/19/10: Crow vs Crow

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

I admit – besides just being a fan of the show and being delighted that another volume has arrived – I’m even more delighted by the release of the Mystery Science Theater Collection: Volume XVII (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP) than usual because of the bonus features. Which feature, in particular? The “Crow vs. Crow” panel I put together and hosted at last year’s DragonCon, featuring Trace Beaulieu and Bill Corbett, is on this set. The films included in the set are The Crawling Eye (featuring a special introduction from Joel Hodgson), The Beatniks, The Final Sacrifice, and Blood Waters Of Dr. Z.

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I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of wimpy flashlights. I want a flashlight that looks like it came right out of The X-Files… You know, with that wildly improbably beam that illuminated an entire wooded area with a powerful white light. Well, fantasy has become reality with the Icon High-Powered LED Flashlight ($34.99-$44.99). With 100 lumens of light and a pocket-able size, it’s the last flashlight you’ll want to own. The full size is dubbed “Rogue 2”, and it’s also available in a smaller size (called the Rogue 1)… You know, for the car. Or a leprechaun.

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I had little expectation going in, but to say that I was pleasantly surprised by the new CG-animated adaptation of Tezuka Osamu’s Astro Boy (Summit, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) is an understatement. In a nutshell, Astro Boy is the robot re-creation of the brilliant scientist Dr. Tenma’s son Toby, who is lost in a tragic accident. To say anymore about what actually happens in the film, which pulls no emotional punches, is to deny you the same pleasant surprise I had. See it. Bonus materials include a clutch of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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I wish Disney’s grand return to traditional animation hadn’t been a by-the-numbers princess film, but at least there’s enough fun and spirit in Princess And The Frog (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which puts a New Orleans spin on the classic tale of the cursed prince and his desire to find a princess to break said curse. And yes, it’s always great to have jazzy Randy Newman tunes to help things along. The 3-disc Blu-Ray set contains a massive clutch of behind-the-scenes featurettes, an audio commentary, deleted scenes, music videos, and more. The set also include a standard DVD edition of the film.

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The 13th season of South Park (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) isn’t one of their most memorable of recent years, but it did feature a few outstanding episodes – in particular the Roland Emmerich take-off “Pee”. While the new set doesn’t feature audio commentaries, it does add some deleted scenes and a featurette touring South Park Studios. A Blu-Ray edition ($57.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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The second half of the film doesn’t live up to the first half, but The Hurt Locker (Summit, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) certainly deserved the Oscar over Avatar, if only for that brilliantly crafted, nail-biting first half about an elite team of soldiers tasked with diffusing the bombs that are a constant danger in Iraq. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a behind-the-scenes documentary, and a still gallery.

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While it’s not quite the revelation that some tried to make it out to be, Up In The Air (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is a solid film about a jet-setting businessman (George Clooney) whose job is to travel the globe letting the employees of various companies know they’ve been downsized. He’s a man without a home, seemingly happy with his transient, on-the-go life… But things go a bit awry when a pair of female wrenches are thrown into his perfect machine. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, a music video, and more.

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Well, The Fourth Kind (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$36.99 SRP) tries to be the alien abduction equivalent of Paranormal Activity, with a low-fi psychological unraveling and reenactment of “actual cases”. Does it succeed? Not really. It’s actually pretty funny, how earnest it is. As far as bonus materials go, you get deleted scenes.

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Why, exactly, did USA decide to cancel Monk (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP)? Not only was the show still a joy to watch, but their schedule isn’t exactly packed to the gills with hits. So let us all mourn the loss with the complete 8th season set, featuring video commentary, cast & crew interviews, set tours, and a goodbye featurette.

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It doesn’t take long into the second season of Breaking Bad (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP) to understand exactly why star Bryan Cranston deserved his Emmy, as his meth-making, terminally ill high school teacher feels himself boxed in from multiple sides, just as he’s finally earning the money he needs to make sure his family is taken care of when he’s gone. Bonus materials include featurettes, webisodes, interviews, deleted scenes, a gag reel, and more.

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Are you a teen or a middle-aged person desperate to fantasize with the unique ability to turn off the portions of your brain able to assess the quality of script or acting? Well, then the latest installment of the cinematic Twilight saga, New Moon (Summit, Rated PG-13, DVD-$32.99 SRP) is just the flick for you, as absolutely none of it feels like competent storytelling… But that doesn’t matter, right? Because everyone but the women take their shirts off! Yeah… That’s what it’s all about. That and werewolves. And sparkly vampires. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a 6-part behind-the-scenes documentary, band rehearsal footage, and music videos. A Blu-Ray edition ($34.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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Explore the history behind the big screen with a pair of History Channel documentaries whose big-screen counterparts are apparent – The Real Wolfman (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) & Clash Of The Gods (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP). The first is a look at historic events that might have inspired the tale of a man who transforms into a beast, and the latter is a 3-disc set that connects mythic events to actual history. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.95 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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Mill Creek returns with a clutch of fan favorite titles repackaged and offered at rock bottom prices. Their latest batch includes Silk Stalkings: The Complete First Season (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), Steve McQueen in Wanted: Dead Or Alive Season Two (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), The Commish: Season One (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), the 4-film Sonny Chiba Collection (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) – Legend Of The Eight Samurai, Ninja Wars, GI Samurai, Resurrection Of Golden Wolf – and Undead: The Vampire Collection (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), containing 20 films.

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While watching Did You Hear About The Morgans? (Sony, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP), I couldn’t help but be reminded of a far more enjoyable comedy about a pair of city slickers thrown into the Witness Protection Program and relocated to the sticks, My Blue Heaven. Maybe that’s because High Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker never really gel enough as either a couple or a comedy duo for my mind not to wander to better things. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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Bide the times until the next full season set with the single-disc collection Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob’s Last Stand (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), featuring the titular episode, plus six more. There’s also featurettes, karaoke music videos, and more.

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Produced by the Wachoski Brothers, Ninja Assassin (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$28.98 SRP) is an entertaining, but entirely disposable, martial arts flick with a plot that doesn’t even stick in my head. If you want to just pop in an action movie and veg for a bit, this is for you. Bonus materials include a trio of featurettes and additional scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with the same bonus materials.

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To dismiss Bandslam (Summit, Rated PG, DVD-$25.99 SRP) as a Disney Channel-esque bubblegum pop confection is to miss out on a genuinely fun, engaging, warts & all take of a trio of high schoolers set on making their mark at the country’s biggest musical competition. It’s a little bit Freaks & Geeks meets High School Musical. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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As part of their in-house plan to continue releasing shows that may not have the sales to go a more traditional big-box route, fans can now pick up the complete second seasons of both My Two Dads (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99) & the animated series Cops (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99).

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John Krasinski takes David Foster Wallace’s Brief Interviews With Hideous Men (IFC Films, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) and adapts it into a film that’s brilliant in fits and starts, but can never maintain itself long enough for me to feel he actually accomplished a worthwhile adaptation – which is unfortunate, because this could have been his Short Cuts. Bonus materials include a featurette, interview with Krasinski, a TV spot, and the trailer.

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When Sideshow announced that they’d begin producing premium format mixed-media figures based on iconic Disney characters, I had high hopes for the line. I’ve long been a fan of their premium format takes on Star Wars and Marvel characters, and was happy to find that my anticipation for the Disney line was rewarded with an incredible piece capturing the Evil Queen from Snow White ($299.99). With a run of only 300 for the exclusive edition (which nets you the raven perched on the skull topped book) and 600 for the non-exclusive, you’d better act fast to get this, and make sure to keep up on future editions to the line.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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March 22nd is the 2nd Annual International Talk Like William Shatner Day. My buddy Maurice LaMarche kicks it off with a special guest…

Here’s last year’s vid…


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Cabin Fever 89: Boudoir Tales

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Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

Hugs and Kisses,
Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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CABIN FEVER #89: Boudoir Tales – Aaron, alone due to Brian caring about his future, is left to find a guest host this week. So, he digs up sexy man JJ Hawkins from Mars Needs Podcasts fame. Together they talk through listener mail and wax philosophical about possible life and comic books.

[CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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Trailer Park: Erin Cummings and Steven DeKnight

By Christopher Stipp

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I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

Check out my new column, This Week In Trailers, at SlashFilm.com and follow me on TWITTER under the name: Stipp

THE FOURTH KIND – DVD GIVEAWAY

thefourthkindr1artpic1This week I have another contest for you readers out there. This week it’s all about Milla Jovovich.

Starring in The Fourth Kind, the movie is all about exploring alien abductions and government conspiracies. If you’re in the mood for a film that you can pop in the DVD player, pop some corn, and enjoy the lo-fi adventures of a woman who starts to unravel strange occurrences in a small Alaskan town.

If you can cobble together your name and address, manage to send it to me at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com, and give me one reason why an alien wouldn’t want to abduct you as a representative sample, I will enter you in a contest to win one of these.

The film’s synopsis:

In 1972, a scale of measurement was established for alien encounters. When a UFO is sighted, it is called an encounter of the first kind. When evidence is collected, it is known as an encounter of the second kind. When contact is made with extraterrestrials, it is the third kind. The next level, abduction, is the fourth kind. This encounter has been the most difficult to document…until now.

Structured unlike any film before it, The Fourth Kind is a provocative thriller set in modern-day Nome, Alaska, where – mysteriously since the 1960s – a disproportionate number of the population has been reported missing every year. Despite multiple FBI investigations of the region, the truth has never been discovered.

Here in this remote region, psychologist Dr. Abigail Tyler (Milla Jovovich) began videotaping sessions with traumatized patients and unwittingly discovered some of the most disturbing evidence of alien abduction ever documented.

Using never-before-seen archival footage that is integrated into the film, The Fourth Kind exposes the terrified revelations of multiple witnesses. Their accounts of being visited by alien figures all share disturbingly identical details, the validity of which is investigated throughout the film.

Erin Cummings and Steven DeKnight  – INTERVIEW

So, when you go to Comic-Con, as you’re there trying to score interviews, you sometimes have to sit on things.

Last year I did a rather lengthy interview with Zachary Levi of Chuck that I had to sit on for months because we didn’t know when the show was coming back on the air. When I talked to Michael Jai White and Scott Sanders of Black Dynamite, I had to wait for that one to catch a little fire before releasing that one as well. So, when I was literally pulled into a hallway to be shown the trailer for Spartacus: Blood and Sand, now playing on the Starz channel, and had a chance to talk to the always affable actress Erin Cummings who I talked to exactly 12 months before that for her film Bitch Slap and showrunner/writer/director/producer/ender of anyone not in awe of his body art Steven DeKnight I was game to get an interview that would sleep away for months while the show generated some steam.

Cribbing a little bit from 300‘s style but being wholly original in crafting a series that is not your usual sword and sandals production Spartacus separates itself from other shows in that you get blood but you also get a little drama, some heartfelt emotion. The series is just past the half-way point for the first season but it was a pleasure to talk to someone like Steven, a man who has had his fingers in Angel, Dollhouse, Smallville, ahem Viva Laughlin, ahem, and even has written some episodes for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The man is impressive simply by the successes he’s had on the production and written side of the business while Erin Cummings, who played a tempestuous little tart in Bitch Slap, simply exudes the kind of intelligence, thoughtfulness, and sense of humor you wish more starlets would possess.

SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND is now playing on Starz. Catch a new episode tonight, March 19th.

poster-spartacusveciCHRISTOPHER STIPP:  Explain to me how you balance being both a show runner and executive producer”¦

STEVEN DEKNIGHT: Usually show runner is executive producer.  It’s on the writing side if you create the show and are spearheading the show you are executive producer/show runner.  As opposed to executive producer on the production side.  A show runner is a weird term because I run the show with Rob Tapert. He oversees the production in New Zealand.  So we work together.  I do all the script stuff and he oversees production.

CS:  How did you come on board to do this?  How did this fall into your lap?

DEKNIGHT: I was working on Dollhouse with Joss Whedon and I was approached by my agent saying, “There’s an interesting thing”¦There’s some talk about it having to do with gladiators”¦Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert are producing”Â  I didn’t even know it was Spartacus.  It was going to be on the Starz network and, up until that point, Starz just recently came onto my radar with Crash and a couple of comedies so I said, “I’ll take a meeting.”Â  So, we had a meeting and we all liked each other.  I loved the idea of the project but I wasn’t available because I was directing Dollhouse.  So halfway directing Dollhouse I got another call that they couldn’t find anybody else they really want and when are you available?  Well, I said I finish directing in two weeks.  So literally I finished directing Dollhouse and two weeks later I was working on Spartacus.

CS:  It seems like one of those things like, they say it’s really not who you know but”¦

erinERIN CUMMINGS: I love that you brought that up actually because if ever nepotism was going to work in the favor of anybody, it would have been me because Steven DeKnight, the show runner, had directed me in Dollhouse.  Rick Jacobson, the director of the pilot, had directed me in Bitch Slap.  Lucy Lawless, who’s staring in the series, had a cameo in my film Bitch Slap.  Michael Hurst who has directed episodes, as well, was fourth lead in Bitch Slap.  Rob Tapert, the executive producer of Spartacus was really good friends with the executive producer of Bitch Slap”¦If there’s ever nepotism would work in the favor of anyone, it would have been me but in reality it wasn’t like that.  It wasn’t like, “Oh yeah, just cast her and get it done.”

It was a process in what ended up happening was when they were narrowing their choices down for Spartacus, Steven called me and said, “Hey, we’re looking at this guy for Spartacus and want to see his passionate side ““ we want to see his vulnerable side and how he interacts with women”¦”Â  They knew who they were going to cast.  It was a no brainer.  So they just wanted to see what he would be like with a woman.  So they brought me in as a reader.  So, I did that and they said, “OK we have you on tape, when we start casting for Sura, we will bring you in.”Â  But, once they cast Spartacus they cut off all US casting and looked for Sura in New Zealand and Australia.  So they were not even going to consider me.  Had it not been that I went in and read with Andy that day, I would never have been cast.  Everybody just kept saying, “What about Erin”¦What about Erin?”Â  There was some question as to whether Erin could do the fight scenes but because Rick had worked with me on Bitch Slap and had seen me do fight scenes, he said I could.  It was a killer process for several months from the time we talked about the role and getting cast.  Literally when I was cast they said, “OK, we are offering you the role but we want you to move to New Zealand in three days.”Â  Yes, I knew all the people but they also knew how professional I am on set because they worked with me.  They not only liked me as a person, they knew that I could handle whatever they threw at me.

In a way, it’s who you know but it’s more who knows what about you.

CS:  Why New Zealand?  Why not Toronto?

DEKNIGHT: New Zealand for several reasons.  Massive tax breaks financially.  We were able to slash the budget by 30% and because it was Sam Raimi, Rob Tapert, and Josh Donen.  They had a machine built in New Zealand because of movies they do, like 30 Days of Night, they had all the people down there ready to go.  So they were able to build this streamlined cost effective machine in New Zealand.  When I told people we were going to be filming in New Zealand, they go “Oh, landscape and New Zealand that’s going to be great” sarcastically but I said, “We never go outside.”Â  We are inside a massive tin shack that was built for other reasons in an industrial park and that’s where we shoot.  Everything is green screen.

CS:  Everything you shoot is green screen? How about the coliseum?

DEKNIGHT: Yes, that coliseum ““ all that’s real there is the dirt.  Everything else is green screen and digitally created.  So I really do have interior set stuff and that is all real but if there is ever a windmill or you see the sky outside.  That’s all digital.

CS:  Did you know how many episodes you could reasonably film? How does it work for a cable channel?

deknight2DEKNIGHT: The great thing about working with Starz is that they asked for 13.  They didn’t ask for a pilot, they said go straight to 13″¦and that was season one.  So with the Spartacus legend it’s also great because historically we have touchstones we can figure out and we’ve always figured a 5 to 6 year plan to tell a story.  Because it’s based on history, we know where we’re headed.

CS:  Did you ever work with blocking scenes where guys are flailing around swords in front of a green screen?

DEKNIGHT: Not extensively but we have a great stunt team down there Allan Poppleton is phenomenal and the team is doing amazing things.

CS:  And what was the challenge trying to balance the thrilling fights with the human aspect”¦

DEKNIGHT: The heart of the series really is the human drama.  Spartacus, for example, has a sense of living for the love of his wife.  He’s captured, along with his wife, and she drifted away from him and the only thing he wants to do is get her back.  And everything he does basically is geared toward that love.

CS:  (to Erin) Do you have moments with him or, because you’re separated, do you never come together?

CUMMINGS: In episode one, Spartacus and Sura are together and then as you saw in the trailer and every time you see her it’s in a flashback or flash forward, visions in his head, memories or ideas of what their reunion will be like.  It’s the way Steven has created his story that my character gets to live through him.  Everything I do I work with Andy Whitfield, the man playing Spartacus, and he’s wonderful ““ an exceptional actor and beautiful person and has a heart of gold and makes everyday coming to work so easy and a pleasure to be around.  So, because I only work with Andy that means I don’t work with anyone else.  I’m a little deprived about working with everybody else.  I am friends with them all off set but never have the opportunity on set.

CS:  So you are in his dreams and memories.  Does he think of you like some warrior princess?

CUMMINGS: The reality is that they are under constant threat of attack so when Spartacus goes off to fight, Sura stays at home.  Just like what women are going through right now as there are a lot of women who have husbands that have gone off to Iraq, fending for themselves.  If they have a break-in, who’s going to protect their home?  It’s not going to be the husband who is off fighting a war, it’s going to be them.  Who’s going to protect the children?  It’s the woman that’s sitting at home and that’s what we encountered in the first episode is that Sura is in a situation of fight or flight.  Because she’s the wife of Spartacus, we only can assume that this is a woman who is not afraid of anything.  This is a woman married to the man who eventually is going to start a revolution.  So in a case of fight or flight this is a woman who is going to fight and you better believe it.

Later on, when we revisit another fight scene, where in Spartacus’s mind he thinks about what his wife will be like when she fights.  He’s only imagining her as a champion.  Spartacus imagines what Sura would be like.  She’s the love of his life and she’s going to be a badass and he’s going to think about her as even more of a badass.

CS:  As a show runner, coming up with the way the story is going to move, how you plot it out, how has it been working with the network? Are they more meddling than a Fox, NBC?

DEKNIGHT: Creatively, Starz has been fantastic.  They basically said, “We love the idea, we love the arena you are working on,” no pun intended, and, “start doing it.  I have been working for years now and because Starz is the studio and the network producing it and airing it, I’ve never had so few notes.  They are very hands off, basically.  I may have a note here or a note there and they are usually pretty damn good, honestly.  So it’s been so refreshing.  That and because we don’t have a standards and practices to deal with because we’re cable that’s been great.  Starz on many occasions said, “We want you to push it and we’ll tell you when you’ve crossed the line.”Â  And so far we haven’t.  They keep saying push it further, further.  It’s refreshing to be with a studio network that allows that kind of creative freedom.

CS:  You have all this freedom and wide expanse of what you can do.   Possibilities are endless, it seems.  Has it become overwhelming for you?

deknight1DEKNIGHT: For me, honestly, no because it all comes back to character.  It’s all trying to stay true to what the characters would express, say and do.  Have we gone down blind alleys?  For a day or two in a room breaking stories, sure, we’ve gone down some blind alleys but it always pulls back to that doesn’t make any sense or I don’t think that character would do that, or it just doesn’t feel right for the show.  We’ve never gone down a really bad path.  It’s been pretty smooth sailing I have to say.  I’m a little surprised at how smooth it’s been.

CS:  What do you hope people see in Spartacus?

DEKNIGHT: The great thing about television is we have this long form.  We can delve into characters so much deeper than we can a movie.  Rob Tapert and I loved Gladiator, loved the original Spartacus, we are approaching it from a fanboy perspective, because we are fanboys.  This is something that speaks to the guy in us.  As a fourteen year-old kid I would have loved to have seen this on television.  I wouldn’t have been allowed to but I would have loved to have seen it.  So, basically, what I think we are offering and what we can delve into is the complexity of character that you just don’t have the real estate to do in movies.

For example, Spartacus, the Stanly Krubick movie which I think is a brilliant movie, Spartacus is a golden human being the first time you see him.  In our series, Spartacus is a very flawed person.  He goes down the wrong path a couple different times and he doesn’t start out wanting to make a statement against slavery and save everybody, all he wants to do is get his wife back.  He ends up making one friend but as far as anyone else is concerned he will kill you if you get in his way.  And he slowly evolves into the man everyone knows as Spartacus, which seems to be keeping with history because in historical text ““ once they start out they start robbing and pillaging people.  It wasn’t about freeing anybody but snowballed into that eventually.

CS:  Almost like a Superman story”¦.there is something about showing the flaws of heroes and having them come back triumphant which makes for a better story.  It’s part of what makes the original Superman story is that he is too perfect.  Batman, who veers into that murky lane, has a much more interesting as a not spotless hero.

DEKNIGHT: Exactly.  And what we focus on in Spartacus early in the story is it’s more about revenge.  It’s not about any sort of idealized society.  He’s just pissed off.  Andy Whitfield can play all those levels.  He’s an iconic actor.  As soon as you see him, he is just Spartacus.

CS:  What about you Erin?  You have been playing a lot of roles where you are having to play the heavy”¦

ArcLight CinemasCUMMINGS: I see a trend in the roles I’ve been playing.  They seem to be all bad ass bitches and not going to take any shit.  They are strong and I love that.  I love this character.  It’s my favorite character to play.  It’s important as a woman to recognize that part of being strong is being able to be soft.  One of my challenges as an actor is maybe revealing a little too much.  It’s difficult for me to relinquish control to be soft and vulnerable and let someone take charge.  What I loved about the role of Sura is that she’s an independent woman.  Her decisions she makes benefit her husband first and her second and I think there is something very strong about that.  There’s this sense of wanting to do what’s best for my family and there is nothing servant about that in anyway.  He respects her opinion and asks her opinion.  Whether he agrees or not he wants to know.

Being the woman behind the man is not only exciting and interesting for me but a bit raw and empowering.  She’s a woman who doesn’t have to try and be the man.  Sometimes I say, “My god Erin, can you just be a woman for once?”Â  So, it’s nice to play this character.  And then I take notes from my character and say, “Oh, that’s how I should be acting”¦.like my character.”

CS:  My final question is about the effects.  How has that been, doing what you really want to do but with green screens, computer effects, that has to eat up a lot of budget.

DEKNIGHT: Effects equals money.  Effects are expensive.  There is no two ways to slice it.  A chuck of our budget is effects.  It’s effects you might not even think about.  If two people are standing and talking, and they are outside, in our show it is expensive because we have to put in a sky and it’s an expensive process.  It’s this weird thing because you look at the scene and think it shouldn’t be that expensive but every single shot in that scene is expensive because it’s not the same effect.  It adds up really really quickly.  And yeah, we have to plan our effects because otherwise we run out of money very quickly or go over budget in that episode and if we go over budget for one episode we have to save it in another episode.  So it’s basically robbing Peter to pay Paul at the end of the day.  But the big thing about this show is the effects, it’s the drama and the effects together.  So we have to budget when we go to the arena.  The arena is very expensive so we don’t go to the arena every episode and, when we do, we try to make it count.

And we also wanted the fights to be operatic so we use, not actually CGI blood when they are chopping people up, we do this really cool thing where we film a separate blood element.  It’s actually blood packs that we shoot at high speed and burst open at various different ways and shoot that again on green screen and take the actual blood element and layer it in to the show.  So it’s not CGI blood, it’s like old style effects blood just used in a different way so we can control it and put it in where we want it and speed it up or slow it down.  Rob and I always say there’s a huge debt to Zach Snyder because he opened up how to use visual effects in a new way and we would be lying if we said we weren’t influenced by that.  It’s like when James Cameron started using CGI in the Abyss or in Terminator II.  It’s an exciting tool and I’m excited to bring that to television which we don’t think has been fully explored yet.

Comics in Context #237: Donald the Dad

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#237 (Vol. 2 #9): DONALD THE DAD

cic-donald-01This week I return to the book with which I launched this revival of “Comics in Context,” The Toon Treasury of Classic Children’s Comics, edited by Art Spiegelman and Francoise Mouly. As you might expect, many of the stories inside, like John Stanley’s Little Lulu tales, have children as their central characters and reflect their perspectives. Sheldon Mayer’s Sugar and Spike stories in this anthology go so far as to postulate that infants have their own language that adults cannot comprehend.

But look at this book’s stories by the contributor who may be the greatest creator of “children’s comics”: Carl Barks, longtime writer and artist of Donald Duck comic book tales and creator of Donald’s Uncle Scrooge. In Barks’ three stories in this collection, children appear in the persons of Donald’s nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie, but they are supporting characters. In two of the stories the nephews prove to be wiser than Donald and Scrooge, but in the third, surprisingly, they first appear wailing in tears like babies. Although these three stories were aimed at an audience of children, their real concerns are the foibles and misadventures of the adult characters, Donald and Scrooge. (As usual, when I do a detailed analysis of comics stories, I issue a spoiler alert. I will deal with the Uncle Scrooge story in a future column.)

The first Barks story in this anthology is “Hypno-Gun” from Walt Disney’s Comics and Stories #145, and first published in 1952. Donald sees his nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie aiming a strange gun at each other, each time claiming to hypnotize one of them into thinking he is a dog or a cat. Angered, Donald takes the gun away from them, declaring that hypnotizing people is dangerous. “You might do it to somebody with a gullible mind sometime, and that person would never recover!” Refusing to listen to the nephews’ protests, Donald stalks off. One of the nephews laments, “He’ll never believe that we were only pretending.” The gun is merely a toy, and the kids were playing, exercising their imaginations.

Now consider the logic of Donald, who seems to be claiming to be an authority on the dangers of gullibility. If you saw kids pretending to hypnotize each other with a weird-looking gun, you’d assume they were just playing. Why would you assume, as Donald does, that their hypnosis gun was real–or that there even is such a thing as a hypnosis gun? But it seems that Donald doesn’t look beyond surface appearances. Since the nephews claimed this was a hypnosis gun, Donald simply accepts what they say, without questioning it, or stopping to consider how absurd it is.

Since this story was originally published in the early 1950s, I wonder if Barks had a specific satirical purpose in mind. This was the period when comic books came under attack, even by a congressional committee, for allegedly corrupting the impressionable minds of children. As you can read in the recent book The Ten Cent Plague, the comics industry was in dire trouble then, and hundreds of people lost their jobs in comic books, never to return to the business. Similar arguments have been made that other media influence children in negative ways: movies, television, rock music, rap music, video games. This sort of controversy continues right into the present, with the recent accusations that James Cameron’s Avatar encourages young viewers to smoke because Sigourney Weaver’s character in the film smokes. (Really, however hot we Baby Boomers may still consider Ms. Weaver, are impressionable teenagers really going to start smoking because a woman pushing sixty when she made the film smokes on screen?) Some of these accusers would like to see “R” ratings put on any movie in which a character smokes. (What, even Casablanca and A Night at the Opera?)

Seeing his nephews using their supposed hypnosis gun, Donald never stops to consider that, as they say, they are only “pretending.” The kids are playing; they wouldn’t actually hypnotize a victim into thinking he was a dog. Similarly, just because a kid reads about a murderer in EC’s Tales from the Crypt comic book doesn’t mean he will become a murderer himself, Huey, Dewey and Louie are using their imaginations for play. They can tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Donald obviously can’t. Moreover, he is so lacking in imagination (in his conscious mind, as we shall see) that it doesn’t occur to him that what seems to be a hypnosis gun is only a harmless toy. Barks may be arguing in this story that it is the adults who claim that children are corrupted by such things as toys who have the actual problems in distinguishing between fantasy and reality.

Indeed, as Donald prepares to throw the supposedly dangerous hypnosis gun off a bridge, he thinks that the gun might also affect impressionable adults. And then Barks introduces two of his recurring themes: temptation and greed. Donald gets the idea of using the gun to hypnotize his wealthy Uncle Scrooge.

It now looks as if Donald was warning his nephews against causing harm with the hypnosis gun because he subconsciously realized that’s what he’d do with the gun. Donald’s greed makes him a hypocrite: he won’t let the nephews misuse the gun, but he has no qualms about using the gun himself to rob a rich relative! And again, Donald demonstrates his own lack of imagination and the limits of his own intelligence. Since when would Scrooge McDuck, who was clever enough to amass the world’s greatest fortune, be impressionable enough to fall under the spell of a hypnosis gun–if such a thing even existed?

One of the indications of Barks’ skill as a storyteller comes when Donald barges into Scrooge’s office. Although neither Donald nor Scrooge nor the narrator mentions it, Scrooge has a black eye and bandages on his head. But why? Patience, readers: this will be explained in due course. But note that Barks is not dealing in entirely linear storytelling here, and trusts that his young readers won’t be confused. (Barks has considerably more faith in kids’ imaginations than Donald has.)

Donald aims the gun at Scrooge and declares he has hypnotized him. Scrooge just looks at Donald quietly, while Barks lets us look into Scrooge’s mind with thought balloons. (Thought balloons have fallen from favor among today’s comics professionals, but a master like Barks demonstrates how to use this tool effectively.) We see in Scrooge’s thoughts that he is not disturbed by Donald’s nonsense, but simply wonders what he’s up to, and decides to play along in order to find out.

When Donald orders Scrooge to give him a sack full of money, Scrooge looks over his shoulder at us, the readers, and thinks, “I could have guessed it.” At that point Scrooge is “breaking the fourth wall,” acknowledging not only the presence of the readers, but also acknowledging that we can read his thoughts. Thus Scrooge forges a bond with the readers. This makes Scrooge even more superior to the unimaginative Donald, who shows no sign of knowing he is being observed by us readers.

Scrooge pretends to be hypnotized, and it never occurs to Donald that Scrooge is faking–playing, in his own way, like the nephews. Scrooge gives Donald a sack of money, whereupon Donald, not truly a bad guy, uses the gun to “unhypnotize” him. Then Scrooge, acting as if he has no memory of what just happened, asks Donald if he could take a look at that odd gun. Donald, utterly gullible, hands him the gun, whereupon Scrooge aims it at him and cries, “Bing! You’re hypnotized!”

Now Scrooge thinks that this will teach Donald a lesson when Donald realizes that the gun has no effect. Scrooge even commands Donald to turn into a woodpecker. (Could this be a sly joke about a competing cartoon character, Woody Woodpecker?) Then Scrooge is shocked when Donald starts pecking at his desk. It is the adult Donald, not the kids, who proved to be so easily impressionable. Donald actually has been hypnotized! Actually, Donald has in effect hypnotized himself.

Now greed and temptation rear their heads once more, as Scrooge’s shock gives way to his considering how he can exploit his own nephew’s sad state for his financial gain. Inserting a caption, the omniscient narrator introduces a flashback to show how Scrooge got his black eye and bandages earlier that day. (Captions and narrators are also out of favor in today’s comics, but look how sparingly but skillfully Barks uses them.) Scrooge had spent time earlier that day collecting bills. Being a comic miser on the order of Jack Benny, Scrooge is too cheap to hire someone to collect bills (even as little as a dollar!) for him, although presumably Scrooge also gets pleasure out of dunning debtors for money. A bully named Rockjaw Bumrisk owes Scrooge the aforementioned dollar, and not only refused to pay this piddling sum, but threw Scrooge (a senior citizen, albeit a feisty one!) into briars and then hit him with a book, hence Scrooge’s injuries.

Back in the present, Scrooge hypnotizes Donald to become a bill collector, intending him to collect the debt from Bumrisk. If course this means that Scrooge is exposing his own nephew to the danger of being roughed up by Bumrisk. Not only does Donald accept this “hypnotic” command, but he gets a wild look in his eyes and seemingly levitates into the air, declaring, “I’m the toughest bill collector that ever lived!” It’s as if Scrooge has unleashed Donald’s inner Hulk. Although Scrooge is pleased with this result, note that he did not tell Donald to become the “toughest” bill collector alive. It appears that the hypnosis has unleashed Donald’s imagination from his subconscious, and Donald has imagined himself as being “the toughest bill collector that ever lived.”

The hypnosis has also unleashed Donald’s dark side. An evil look coming over his face, Donald boasts, “I’ll kick widows out in the cold! I’ll snatch toys from weeping children!” Scrooge approves; Donald has effectively become like Scrooge himself at his worst. Scrooge gives Donald the hypnosis gun and sends him after Bumrisk. In condoning this evil version of Donald, Scrooge has crossed a moral line. Like Donald and, as we shall see, Bumrisk, Scrooge has overreached and will pay for it.

Donald tries over and over to hypnotize Bumrisk, to no avail, and Bumrisk subjects him to all sorts of comedic violence, like sticking Donald in a trash can and rolling it downhill. This kind of slapstick in film depends on timing for its comedic impact. This sequence demonstrates Barks’ skill at staging slapstick effectively in the static medium of comics, conveying a sense of action over a succession of unmoving panels.

Exasperated at Donald’s persistence, Bumrisk uses the supposed hypnosis gun to make Donald think he is a gopher, and to his astonishment, it works.

But ultimately Bumrisk overreaches, hypnotizing Donald into thinking he is a gorilla. “At last!” thinks Donald, whereupon he overpowers Bumrisk.

Then Donald, still acting like a gorilla, menacingly advances into Scrooge’s office and slams the collected dollar down on his desk. Scrooge is frightened (“I don’t know what he thinks he is, but he looks dangerous!”) and uses the gun to release Donald from his hypnotic state. The measure of how scared Scrooge must have been lies in the fact that he gives Donald a sack of money–far more than the dollar collected from Bumrisk, and just what Donald wanted from Scrooge–as a reward. Perhaps Donald deserves it, too, not for trying to hypnotize Scrooge into giving him money, but for surviving his mental transformations and physical perils in this story.

But if Scrooge and Bumrisk recognize they have overreached, Donald does not gain an iota of self-knowledge from this story. It concludes with Donald throwing the gun off the bridge (so at least he isn’t planning to use it again), finally completing the action with which the story began, boasting of his supposed victory over Scrooge, oblivious to what actually happened, and self-righteously telling his nephews it “just goes to show what this thing will do to somebody with a gullible mind.” Indeed.

These two Donald Duck stories remind me of the Seinfeld TV series, in that the initial, minor event leads to steadily escalating consequences, and in the way that disparate storylines (Donald trying to hypnotize Scrooge, Scrooge trying to collect a debt from Bumrisk) join together in unexpected ways.

The second Donald Duck story is “Bee Bumble” from Walt Disney’s Comics and Stories # 158 from 1953. This one begins with Donald being stung by a single bee. Then two more bees show up, and then four, as if to illustrate this principle of escalating complications. In an unusual effect for Barks, Donald elongates his head, first vertically and then horizontally, as if he were Jack Cole’s Plastic Man, in his attempt to keep out of the way of the bees flying near his head. Donald ends up fleeing outside, only to collide with an artificial hive full of bees, that he had no idea was out there!

So Donald rather cleverly improvises creating a protective outfit for himself. It’s called a “sheet” in the story, but it looks more like old-fashioned long red flannel underwear that completely covers Donald’s head and body. Thus protected, Donald picks up the hive and carries it off his property.

Wearing this red protective garment, Donald is unrecognizable: he could be any duck in the city of Duckburg. In effect he has taken on a costumed secret identity. Moreover, rather than being the victim of the bees, Donald has now in effect merged with the bees as a potential threat to the people of Duckburg. In his costumed role, all of Donald’s previous fear of the bees has vanished.

In a splash-sized panel Barks shows chaos ensuing in Duckburg as people flee or climb up street lights or a wall to get away from the bees as the disguised Donald nonchalantly totes the hive along a city street. Donald seems utterly oblivious to the menace he has become. It does not even seem to occur to him that perhaps taking the bees down a main street in the midst of the city is not an appropriate course of action. Barks gets comedy out of a nervous rookie policeman’s attempts to stop Donald, who politely complies, comically unaware of his distress, but only makes the situation just as bad or worse.

After discarding the hive in the city dump, Donald realizes that “Half the people in town are mad at me! Its best that I don’t let “˜em know who I am!” and hides the red costume in the dump.

Returning home, Donald finds nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie wailing, because the hive was theirs: it was part of a project for the Junior Woodchucks, Barks’ parody of the Boy Scouts. Furious, Donald chases the nephews, wielding a stick with which he intends to spank them. Spanking was more widely accepted as a disciplinary measure back then, but it still seems to me startling to see Donald threatening violence against his nephews. It’s also a link to the Donald Duck animated cartoons, which often pit Donald against his nephews in a kind of battle. And, of course, Donald’s best known personality trait in the animated cartoons is his explosive temper.

The nephews save themselves by leading Donald to the Junior Woodchucks’ Supreme Instructor, who proves too formidable an authority figure for him to oppose. The Supreme Instructor lectures Donald that “Parents worthy of being parents want their children to learn about nature!” This does seem to strike a nerve in Donald.

The Disney Studio had actually designated Donald as Huey, Dewey and Louie’s uncle. This kept Donald single, enabling him to continue to court Daisy. But it also somewhat disguised the Oedipal essence of the conflicts between Donald and the nephews in the animated cartoons, in which the kids were trying to defeat their hot-tempered, potentially violent father figure. So it’s interesting that in this story Barks drops the Freudian fig leaf and explicitly acknowledges that Donald is, in effect, the “parent” of Huey, Dewey and Louie.

Perhaps subconsciously Huey, Dewey and Louie’s bees represent what Donald finds annoying about his nephews. Giving in to the Supreme Instructor, Donald decides he has to retrieve the bees “and learn to love them!” Donning his red long johns disguise again, Donald carries the hive back through the city. But this time the townspeople are prepared for the costumed menace, and Donald is hit from four sides by blasts of water from fire hoses.

I’m disappointed that Barks did not do more with the promising concept of Donald’s masked identity in this story, but instead Barks discards it, while telling us that it was days before Donald could return home after hiding in “the hills.”

In the meantime the nephews somehow got hold of the hive and set it up in their yard, but the bees gave continued to cause trouble (including some weird examples of genetic engineering via pollinating one plant species with pollen from another!). Angry again, Donald orders the nephews to put a screen around the hive so the bees can’t get out. It’s as if he is trying to repress the powerful id that the bees might represent, and that trick never works. And then Donald overreaches: preparing for a date with Daisy, Donald sprays himself with “attar of tiger lilies” to drown out the stench of the bees. (Popeye tried a similar trick with perfume in a Thimble Theatre strip I described in a previous column, and it backfired on him, too.) Donald passes by the hive, whereupon the bees, drawn by the tiger lily scent, lift the hive up, screen and all, and attack Donald. The story opened with Donald being stung by one bee, continued through his efforts to stave off being stung, and has built this catastrophe in which he is stung buy an entire hive.

At the start of this story Barks’ narrator said it began in summer; now, the narrator says, it is fall. The nephews have won first prize for their beehive, and go visit Donald, who is covered almost completely by bandages, lying in a hospital bed, where he has presumably been for months! But Donald is genuinely pleased that his nephews won the prize, and they offer him bread with honey from the hive, and he happily munches on it. “Ah, we parents!” Donald says, “What rich rewards we reap!”

Perhaps Donald is pleased that he has indeed proved “worthy” of being a parent, as the Supreme Instructor instructed him to be. As in the previous story, perhaps Barks is rewarding Donald for surviving all the trouble heaped upon him, even by his own doing. But Barks is also wryly commenting on the efforts that Donald makes on behalf of his nephews–and perhaps by extension on the sacrifices that parents make for their children. Huey, Dewey and Louie have succeeded, but considering all the pain that Donald must have suffered, this one slice of bread with honey seems a pitiful reward.

Both of these Donald Duck stories have supposedly happy endings, with Donald receiving a reward, whether it is the bag of money or the bread with honey. But in each case Barks has subverted Donald’s triumph, by showing how self-deluded he is, or by turning him into a living mummy, wrapped in bandages, in a hospital bed. Through his children’s stories Carl Barks was introducing his young readers to the adult perspective of irony.

Copyright 2010 Peter Sanderson

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Opinion In A Haystack: REPO MEN

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A plethora of issues need to be addressed about Repo Men before actually discussing Repo Men. Well, really just three issues, so maybe it’s not a “plethora,” but it’s still much more than normal, let us not anger El Guapo with improper word use. First, all issues with Repo! The Genetic Opera are completely covered here and here by Repo!’s co-writer/creator Terrance Zdunich from his point of view. Second, Repo Men has absolutely no connection or affiliation with the 1984 Emilio Estevez classic Repo Man. Third, (SMALL SPOILER) the filmmakers behind Repo Men are fully aware of the similarities to the Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life “liver donor” segment, going so far as to include a shot of the sketch itself in the film. Good. Everything out of the way? Let’s not speak of these things any further. Well, except…

Not to anger genius/legend John Cleese, but Meaning Of Life is unquestionably my favorite Python film. Blasphemy you say? Sure, and it’s an opinion that often must be defended in everyday life, an argument that usually ends with “It’s not like I don’t love all the other Python flicks as well, leave me alone.” When I saw the first trailer for Repo Men the very first thought in my mind was the possible occurrence of a John Cleese or Terry Gilliam cameo. Little did I know that Repo Men would owe more to Meaning Of Life in tone than in concept. If you haven’t seen it, the “liver donor” segment involves John Cleese and Graham Chapman as liver-collectors, who go from home to home, and nonchalantly collect livers from people that signed up for a liver donor card. So the skit is basically Chapman violently ripping out the liver of Terry Gilliam’s Rastafarian-Jewish character, blood spurting and screaming in pain, whilst Cleese casually hits on his wife, Terry Jones, who isn’t at all affected by the gruesome murder of her husband happening before her, instead complaining about it as if her husband made one of his normal idiotic day to day decisions. Comedy genius. Simple and direct.

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The relationship that Repo Men, the film, wants the audience to have with its two main characters is very much like that Python sketch. It’s very befuddling at first, and as much as I hate to say it, very “refreshing” in such a big studio action/sci-fi flick as this. The tone of the film is almost that of a 1980’s buddy-cop comedy, Jude Law and Forest Whitaker, black and white partners and life long friends that battle the struggle of their jobs together, and relax with cold beer and some laughs after a hard days work. The catch is that they are brutally murdering people, poor people, day to day, by repossessing bio-mechanical organs in which the client has lapsed on their payment. These are the bad guys, and for a healthy chunk of the film, Jude Law’s character is a remorseless killing machine. It’s a risk as well as an art to be able to have characters such as these and yet still handle the tone in such a way that the audience can “laugh” with them. Repo Men pulls it off very effortlessly. One minute you have Law and Whitaker killing innocents, the next you are chuckling at their chum-like banter. It’s like American Pyscho, we laugh with Patrick Bateman in the face of his obvious insanity and bloodlust, however in Repo Men it’s very interesting and welcome to see that in such a huge, mainstream film. Mixing comedy with murderers that you don’t exactly hate is, oddly, a lot of fun. This, of course, brings the Monty Python “liver donor” comparison full circle when there is a short moment where these two Repo Men are sitting in their living room, watching Meaning Of Life, and chuckling to themselves.

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On the surface and via the marketing the movie seems like a very straightforward Blade Runner meets a-thousand-other-genres type of flick, which, in a lot of ways, it very much is, but it survives by its sense of humor, and its craftsmanship. It has a muted Minority Report/Blade Runner type of evil-future-corporate landscape setting, one that is only really referenced in the visuals aside from the one corporation we deal with in the movie. Its most obvious element is that of the “what happens if the corrupt system you uphold turns on you” genre, very Logan’s Run, which we’ve seen a gazillion times, but luckily the movie has a bit more happening underneath and even if it is derivative, its still very well made and fun. The system turns on Jude Law’s Remy when an accident in the line of duty causes him to need a heart replacement. He then becomes part of the system, and sympathetic toward others with a similar problem to him, thus making him unable to kill, thus making him poor, thus making him lapse on his artificial-heart payments, thus making the plot.

Aside from one or two over-edited fight scenes, the movie is very appropriately shot and stitched together…drab textures and solid geography and pacing. From what I can tell, this is Miguel Sapochnik’s first major studio directorial effort and a very welcome one at that. Having not read the book, The Repossession Mambo, I don’t know what the tone of the source material is, but the film, while not a comedy, has no qualms about irony or making a joke via freeze frames, or voice over.

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In the past I have argued that all action-heroes are actors, but not all actors are action heroes. Here we have two of the best working “actors” in Hollywood throwing the punches, their acting ability is not under scrutiny; however their “punches” might be. Forest Whitaker, while certainly more than an “action” star, has done this type of film before, so no concern there, especially considering how enthusiastically joyful he plays his part. I’ll admit, that even for us Jude Law fans, there is a slight concern that he couldn’t carry an action film. When I think of Law, no offense to him, but I see a tiny guy, a great actor, and someone best suited to drama, comedy, and perhaps some Eddie Izzard-coined films where British people named Sebastian walk into rooms where other British people are arranging matches. It’s a pleasure to report that he not only carries the film, he knocks it out of the park. I thought the site of Gigolo Joe beating people up and slicing out their organs would feel wrong, but instead, I found myself more than entertained while he was brutally slicing and shooting his way through plenty of “bay guys,” looking great (sexy?) while doing so. I mean, Law is no Statham, Stallone, Willis, or Ah-nuld, but he held his own. The great Liev Schreiber rounds out the leading men as the head of the Repo Men’s corporate office, silly New York accent (played for laughs,) asshole-ish demeanor, and all. Seriously though, has Schreiber ever not been class-A great? He’s another case of “why isn’t this guy more famous?”

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While reviewing Shutter Island most of my time was spent harping on the fact that cinematic twists, MOST of the time, are the lamest possible device a movie can use…especially one involving a dream during sleep, cryogenic stasis, or brain illness or injury. Well Repo Men has a twist, not a huge all encompassing “M. Night is crazy” twist, but a twist none the less. I am going to try my best to defend this twist, while sticking to my guns on my Shutter Island review. Skip over the next paragraph if you don’t need your memory refreshed.

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About three quarters of the way through the film Jude Law and Alice Braga’s characters are on the run from the corporation. Law has an artificial heart; Braga’s Beth has almost half of her body comprised of fake organs. There is a rather minor showdown between Whitaker’s Jake and Law’s Remy. Jake, of course, is trying to repossess Remy’s heart, in the face of his life long friendship. During the fight sequence, Jake hits Remy in the head with a huge steel hook, right before getting tasered unconscious by Remy. Remy is then awaken by Beth, and the too of them decide to storm the corporate building, kill anyone in their way, and destroy all the credit files to free everyone on the books. Well, including a truly, truly bad ass Jude Law knife fight, they succeed. They make it to the cliché inner sanctum of organ re-acquisition, the sub-basement of evil, the all-white-décor file storage department. They then realize that the only way to get themselves out of the system is to scan the body parts inside them, which brings about an extremely gory and oddly sexual scene where the two of them slice each other open and stick the scanner module (very similar to one you’d find at a supermarket) inside the each others body. They succeed again, they survive, and then Whitaker and Schreiber enter the room, Whitaker has a change of heart on a dime, kills Schreiber and the three of them blow up what’s left of the evil basement.

Cut to: They are sitting on a beach, Jake, Beth, and Remy, enjoying tropical cocktails and laughing it up like all is well. At this point, some overly anxious people in my theater, assuming the film was over, walked out fully satisfied with the most obvious, cliché ending in history. The screen then glitches with static, you hear voices talking, cut back to that small encounter earlier, Remy is lying on his back in a coma, that huge steel hook actually busted his skull wide open. Paramedic’s from the corporation had him on an artificial neural-net, in which he was dreaming beautiful dreams. He’s been in a coma for the entire end climax of the film, a computer creating his ideal scenario. Movie Ends. Bad guys win.

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I walked out of the theater completely baffled as to why I liked the flick so much, especially with a twist. I think I figured out why. Unlike M. Night’s twists, this twist didn’t change the entire film, just about the last 20 or so minutes, it also didn’t change the world they were living in. This wasn’t a twist where they find out that all the organs are actually made by aliens or that they aren’t actually on earth and the whole city is a government experiment on the moon or some crap like that. The world that the movie sets up is true, and the twist doesn’t change that. Secondly, if they edited out the twist, the movie itself would still be a completely formed, albeit clichéd, narrative that makes absolute and total sense. There would be no Vanilla Sky/Shutter Island “why are things all weird for no discernible reason” type of confusion. Remy’s delusion is perfectly comprehensible and finishes out the story (If anyone knows how the book ends, leave a comment about it below.)

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Also, the twist take’s a turn, at least in my opinion, towards reality instead of the more fantastic and “Hollywood.” The reality of how things end in real life would be that a human head getting smashed in by a giant piece of metal gets busted open and the hero’s journey ends. This makes the twist almost more welcomed, in that the “fake” Remy-created ending wraps everything up in such a nice little package, especially the sudden and unearned change-of-heart that Whitaker’s character takes. Jake, in the span of literal seconds, after an entire film of being unquestionably devoted to the system of organ repossession, decides he’s on the wrong side and stabs his boss in the neck. It’s awkward to watch him laughing it up on the beach with Law. Remember, the both of these men are effectively mass murderers, Law’s character has somewhat fought for redemption, while Whitaker just did an Anakin Skywalker and said “Ok, I’ll be on your side now.”

So it is nice that the corny, saccharin nature of Jake’s turn from the dark side actually never happened. And sue me, but I love it when the bad guys win, when drab, cold reality wins out over triumphant fantastical Hollywood hegemony. Hollywood endings have their place, but it does get tiring seeing the good guy win, giving the audience what it wants. You got to love a twist like this, ESPECIALLY opposed to Shutter Island since the viewer thinks that their emotional journey is over, relaxing on a tropical beach somewhere, just to strip it away and remind them that life sucks, and not every movie exists to help them escape the reality of their banality filled job at the horse manure processing plant (I’m not sure if those exist.) Some movies want you to know that horse manure processing might be as good as it gets. Those movies aren’t for everyone.

While cliché and derivative, Repo Men is worth a look. Jude can kick some serious gluteus-maximus too, good for him.

Thanks for reading, I’m Bob Rose and you probably (PROBABLY) are not.

Musical MySpace Tour #7

Filed under: Musical Myspace Tour — Tags: , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 12:34 am

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Contrary to popular belief, despite the fact that I write this internationally acclaimed column, the overnight success that is the new comic Hands Down and the glory of being an imaginary talking head on countless podcasts, I don’t have a lot of spending cash. Unfortunately, this means I don’t get to catch as many concerts as I did in my rent free youth. One concert I did manage to stump up my cash for recently was Brendan Benson playing in Vicar Street, Dublin.

This gig was originally scheduled for a venue not even half the size of Vicar Street but got bumped up pretty quickly due to ticket sales. This pleased me to great end as the last time Brendan played in the city he was in The Village. A nice venue admittedly but one much smaller than what he, arguably, deserves. I was there that night. It was his tour for his third album The Alternative To Love, an LP pre-Racontours and also pre-world domination. This tour is for his 4th album, and first since the previously mentioned super group, My Old Familiar Friend. So would this new album on the back of such exposure kick Mr Benson into the stratosphere?

No, would be the answer if you read too much into the crowd in Vicar Street. Yeah, it was a large crowd but it wasn’t sold out and the reaction of these people? I have never been so embarrassed to be part of a crowd in my life. They were dull. They didn’t move, make noise, anything. It was painful.

Brendan on the other hand was fantastic. He played an amazingly dense set of his best songs past and present. I would have said it was a great crowd pleasing set but you couldn’t tell with these statues.

The thing is, despite being a fantastic song writer, he just doesn’t have that electricity on stage that can make people go wild. Great songs and a humble attitude but the panties aren’t going to drop. I think the problem lies in the fact that he is a notoriously tough guy to interview. A shyness and awkwardness prevail in moments when he is wanted to be a bag of ego in sunglasses. In some ways it’s what we all want in a musician. That bravado that encapsulates what rock and roll is to so many people. It’s fitting then, in a way, that he opened the night’s proceedings with Folk Singer. The song begins with “Like a folk singer song I’m moving on and I’m not the type of man who acts very strong when the girls are looking on”. Maybe that’s the problem, Brendan.

I can’t recommend him enough, however, as he truly is an amazing musician. He’s no Bono but he’s what I’m looking for. Have a listen here www.myspace.com/brendanbenson

In the mean time, I have friend requests I need to dissect. So lets get into it.
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myspace-kat-crossKAT CROSS
www.myspace.com/myspacekatcross

Kat is a classically trained musician from Toulouse, France. Playing on the road with a group called Talkative she seemingly has been playing lots of dates around Ireland recently.

It would be hard to describe a genre to sink Kat into. I don’t know if “eclectic” is a genre in itself but I’ve already bought the rubber stamp so I’m going to hit her with it. The thing is, about eclecticity, is that it often goes hand in hand with being hit and miss. The highs, such as the title song of her album Déjá Vu, are really good. Melodically layered and genuinely expressive. The lows however are forgetful and messy.

She obviously has a talent and an artistic sort of expression I’ve come to expect from French musicians. Previous MMT additions such as The Agency show that this can work out superbly. The thing is though, I don’t feel any connection to the music. This is a bit of a personal thing as despite my apathy there is plenty of feeling in her work. But nothing makes me want to go listen again after a day or two’s absence and that’s not a good sign.

She writes in her profile “When played live, these compositions find some intriguing alterations and a sometimes radical new direction to the originals” which, despite being kinda pretentious, is actually pretty accurate. Songs get louder and heavier (if the video clip-show is anything to go by) thanks to Talkative getting down with their bad selves.

There is lots of interesting stuff here. Kat Cross is someone I’d even go as far to say as being under-exposed for someone of her talent. Unfortunately, it’s just not for me. But I bet there will be plenty of you out there who will enjoy it. So go give her a listen.

Presentation = 4/5
Content = Enough to keep you occupied for an hour.
Music = 4/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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www.myspace.com/ray.dunne

When I first went to Ray’s page and saw the Country/Punk/Blues tag, I have to admit that I was apprehensive. First of all, country and punk don’t go together. Secondly, I dislike country. I’m a city boy. Country never spoke to me. I don’t wear a hat unless it’s cold. Even the great Johnny Cash never stirred my soul. But Ray Dunne is from County Kildare and it being the week of St Patrick I feel I must give my countryman a chance.

For a man who looks to be younger than middle age (no details are given) he has an amazingly grizzled voice. Either he smokes 40 a day or he once had a run in with Obi Wan on a mining planet. The voice works though. I think you need a voice that sounds like you’ve had a tough life to sell the blues properly. Otherwise it’s not authentic.

To be honest, the country tag isn’t too accurate anyway. There has always been a fine line with country and traditional Irish ballads. Ray jumps back and forth across this line sufficiently to make his songs palatable. I’ve said before that there is nothing worse than musicians singing songs that aren’t relatable to their own life and background. English punk bands saying words like “mom” and singing with an accent, for example. It’s not you, so don’t do it. Ray, however, feels distinctly Irish. Yes there are influences but this is his own.

Even on your first play of these songs, you’re singing along by the end. There is something distinctly primal about these kind of folk songs. Especially in Ireland, I don’t know if it’s the same elsewhere, genetically we’re built with an urge to sing-a-long to this sort of thing. It’s an artform in itself but these songs are crafted perfectly for a group chanting. Maddeningly catchy.

Frustratingly he has only 3 songs available to listen on his profile and a 4th which is an album preview, essentially a bunch of songs clipped together. The really stupid thing is 2 of these songs are part of the 3 you can play in full. Get it together, man.

Go give Nothing Left To Say and Juliet a listen. You’ll get them stuck in your head for a day. Then go send him a message for more because, while impressive, there isn’t enough here to convert me.

Presentation = 2/5
Content = One picture, lots of quotes and not enough songs. Needs to work on this page.
Music = 4/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

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www.myspace.com/milkmyspacemusic

Milk are a four piece from Dublin, Ireland. They have a good guitarist and seem to gig regularly in and around the city.

Right, so that’s the positives out of the way.

I can’t listen to this without getting Soft Rocked By Me by Jonathan Coulton in my head. This is soft rock by numbers. The lead singer never raises his voice above a whisper. In fact, you know how bad actors are when they try to convey they’re thirsty, they do that “…water” thing? Well he sings like he’s constantly dehydrated. This whiney noise doesn’t grate on me as much as it should purely because at the end of almost every line in these songs there is a repeat of the last phrase by a back up voice. It cracks me up how much they use this tactic. For example, in No Words, even the first word is repeated!

It’s hard to spend much time reviewing this. The lyrics are terribly cheesy. Lots of stuff about walls separating us and such. It’s just terrible.

It took everything in me not to review this band with only the phrase “shit sandwich”. I must be growing or something.

Presentation = 1/5
Content = Very basic page. But at least they included some videos.
Music = 1.5/5 (and that 1 is purely for the guitarist)
Friend Request = DENIED!

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myspace-in-the-audienceIN THE AUDIENCE
www.myspace.com/intheaudience

In The Audience is a band lead by the young Jordan Stowell of Portland, Maine. I mention that it’s lead by him because it really seems more like a solo project than a band of any kind. Jordan plays the type of songs you’d expect to hear on an indie movie soundtrack. Jingly, summery tunes of acoustic optimism. Very listenable.

The hippy love train is exactly what you would expect from a town like Portland. It can get too much in places but that depends more on your frame of mind than In The Audience. They clearly have a sound and I don’t think there is any need to change it. If it was on the radio I wouldn’t turn it off and their song Shine sounds radio ready.

Maybe it’s because I’ve had to listen to In The Audience a lot today in order to review it but suddenly I feel the need to hug a stranger. I helped pull a thorn out of an animal’s paw on the way home. Helped an old lady cross the street… Could someone slap me in the face to snap me out of this?

You can download their album On A Cliff By The Sea from their page for free. So you can jump on this rainbow of happiness yourself. When you’re there don’t forget to donate your old clothes to the local charity shop.

I need a shower.

Presentation = 3/5
Content = Not loads but what’s there is laid out well.
Music = 3/5
Friend Request = DENIED!

When Aaron finally snaps out of his loved-up daze he’ll be doing another one of these as soon as you send him your friend request. Pop over to www.myspace.com/aaronhbp and add the man.

March 18, 2010

Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #139: Glass Toilet

Filed under: Ken P.D. Snydecast — Tags: , , , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 9:11 pm

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Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #139: Glass Toilet – Ken & Dana return with a rather ludicrous fight about dental hygiene, before moving on to an argument about toilet use. And Dana refuses to sing.

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Win THE FOURTH KIND on DVD!

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In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE FOURTH KIND on DVD. Three (3) runners-up will receive a FOURTH KIND light-up flying saucer.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 7th.

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The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Contest Round-Up: 2010-03-18

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Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

In conjunction with Salient Media, we’re giving away five (5) copies of BELIEVE: THE EDDIE IZZARD STORY on DVD.

In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: SPONGEBOB’S LAST STAND on DVD.

In conjunction with Shout Factory, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE SECRET POLICEMAN’S PRIVATE PARTY on DVD.

In conjunction with Shout Factory, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE PATTY DUKE SHOW: SEASON TWO on DVD.

In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE FOURTH KIND on DVD. Three (3) runners-up will receive a FOURTH KIND light-up flying saucer.

Win THE PATTY DUKE SHOW: SEASON TWO on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE PATTY DUKE SHOW: SEASON TWO on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 7th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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Win THE SECRET POLICEMAN’S PRIVATE PARTY on DVD!

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In conjunction with Shout Factory, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE SECRET POLICEMAN’S PRIVATE PARTY on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 7th.

CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

FREDagator: 2010-03-18

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RIP Fess Parker…

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Win SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: SPONGEBOB’S LAST STAND on DVD!

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In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: SPONGEBOB’S LAST STAND on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 7th.

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No Purchase necessary to win.

Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 7th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

Win BELIEVE: THE EDDIE IZZARD STORY on DVD!

Filed under: Contests — Tags: , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 3:09 pm

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In conjunction with Salient Media, we’re giving away five (5) copies of BELIEVE: THE EDDIE IZZARD STORY on DVD.

Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 7th.

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