FRED Entertainment

December 16, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Jonathan Coulton 4

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with Troubadour 2.0 Jonathan Coulton. about Whiffenpoofs, tapping, tweeing, Giants, and cruising.

You can purchase all of his discs, plus other merch – as well as partake of more sonic goodness – at
www.JonathanCoulton.com.

Hope you enjoy…

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FREDagator: 2011-12-16

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In memory of Christopher Hitchens, I recommend watching Hitch & @StephenFry take on Catholicism…

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December 15, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-12-15

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Ever wonder exactly how the iconic opening chord of The Beatles’ “Hard Day’s Night” was constructed? Wonder no more…

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Whotininnies 7: I Am SpartaKen

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Join Ken Plume and Glen Oliver as they take you on a journey beyond geekiness and nerdiness – Well, they pretty much just nerd out geekily and have a bit of a chat about Doctor Who and all things sci-fi.

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Ken and Glen journey to the Planet of the Apes. As always, our theme is courtesy of Chameleon Circuit.

Hope you enjoy…
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(Artwork by Molly Lewis)

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & DC Pierson 5

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with writer and actor DC Pierson about watermelons, innuendos, musicals, reunions, and cats.

Be sure to visit his official site at www.DCPierson.com.

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December 14, 2011

Doctor Who Holiday Shopping Guide 2011

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It should come as no surprise that I’m quite the fan of DOCTOR WHO. Heck, I even started a podcast to that effect (Whotininnies, natch). So this holiday season, I wanted to do a dedicated shopping guide geared towards pointing my fellow fans towards all of the wonderful merchandise they should empty their bank accounts for this holiday season. Special thanks to the fine folks at Underground Toys, the BBC America Shop, and Thinkgeek – and please be sure to use the links provided if you decide to snag anything below.

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I’m still not entirely sure I understand everything that happened in the 6th season of Doctor Who (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.98 SRP), but you have to admire the narrative chutzpah that showrunner Steven Moffat brought to the table as we dealt with the Doctor’s march toward death and the unraveling story of River Song. The 6-disc set contains all 13 episodes plus the Christmas special, plus newly-filmed additional scenes, audio commentaries, Confidential featurettes, the Comic Relief sketches, prequels, monster files, and trailers.

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And if you finding yourself wanting to give the gift of David Tennant’s 10th Doctor this holiday season, get the 26-disc Doctor Who: The David Tennant Years ($199.98), which spans from “The Christmas Invasion” all the way through “The End Of Time”, also including the two animated specials that were released along the way as well.

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Jon Pertwee’s 3rd Doctor finally escapes his banishment to Earth and travels into space in the new-to-DVD adventure Doctor Who: Colony In Space (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). Okay, so he doesn’t really escape – more like the Time Lords who banished him there in the first place decide they need his help to stop The Master from getting his hands on a master weapon, so they send the TARDIS (with The Doctor and companion Jo Grant) to a bleak planet in the 25th century to stop him. Bonus materials are plentiful, including an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted footage, and more.

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Now that we’ve reached a point where nearly every extant classic Doctor Who story has been released, the BBC have very nicely decided to go back and revisit many of their early releases and make them bona fide special editions. The latest to get the treatment is the Tom Baker story The Talons Of Weng-Chiang (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), which finds the 4th Doctor hunting a mysterious killer in Victorian London. While wearing a deerstalker. Because hats are cool. This new special edition is almost overloaded with bonus materials, from an audio commentary to new documentaries and featurettes, interviews, galleries, and more.

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Action figures! For the kid who loves the Doctor or for the adult who loves the Doctor in a lovely arrested development kind of way (like me), there are plenty of action figures you can snag this holiday season. If you’d like to get a whole clump of them in one fell swoop, why not pick up the Pandorica Figure & CD Collection ($119.98), which comes with the fez-wearing Eleventh Doctor, a Roman Auton, Angel Bob, the Cyberman Pandorica Guard, Amy Pond (in policewoman outfit), and a Silurian Warrior – plus sections to make your own Pandorica box (the sides are audio CDs containing extracts from the Doctor Who audiobook series).

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But what if you want to really populate your Underhenge display? You’ll do that with the 6-figure Underhenge Figure Set ($79.98), featuring the red Dalek Drone figure, a Sontaran, a Roman Auton, a stone Roman Auton, a stone Dalek, and Amy Pond (in her jacket, red shirt, skirt, & boots look).

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Yes, well, if that still hasn’t quite fulfilled your Who figure needs, why not get the still-in-10th-Doctor-suit-post-regeneration 11th Doctor ($19.98), or the fairy tale Raggedy Doctor & newly be-bowtied Doctor in the 2-figure Eleventh Doctor’s Crash Set ($35.98)? Or how about the 11th Doctor in Cowboy Hat ($14.95)? Perhaps the Villain Figure Set ($49.98), which comes with Hawthorne and Peter the Winder (From the episode “The Beast Below”) and Professor Bracewell from “Victory Of The Daleks”. Of course, then you’d need your Dalek, so how about a new style yellow Dalek Eternal ($19.98)?

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One of the creepiest episodes of this past season featured the Flesh and the doppelgangers created from that white goo. With the Flesh Bowl Figure Creator ($49.95) – crafted to look like the Flesh vat and creation tank from the episodes – you can make your own ganger Doctors. It’s icky fun!

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But if classic Who is more your style, there’s always something like the Resurrection Of The Daleks Collector’s Set ($69.98), which nets you not only the 7th Doctor (Peter Davison), but also Davros and a pair of old-school Daleks so you can recreate that classic story.

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And what are you going to do with all of these figures? Play with them in your very own – and very massive – 11th Doctor TARDIS Playset ($74.98). And yes, it is quite massive, featuring multiple levels and walkways as well as the quite-tall control panel and column. It’s just a cool, really really big playset that will be the center piece of any kid’s playtime (or adult’s display).

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That’s not the only TARDIS playset you’ll want, though, because you can also get the Junk TARDIS Console Playset ($39.00) seen in the episode “The Doctor’s Wife” and designed by the young Blue Peter “Design A TARDIS Console” winner. What’s really nice about it is the design is very reminiscent of the classic TARDIS consoles of yore.

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Although they seem to be agonizingly slow in adding to their offerings – and I wish they’d really dive into the action figure side of things – the fine folks at Thinkgeek have imported a pair of Doctor Who board games for the whole family. Doctor Who: Battle To Save The Universe ($34.99) is for ages 6+, while Doctor Who: The Time Wars ($24.99) is older-skewing for ages 8+. Both are fun and worth a spin for Who fans.

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Who doesn’t want to snuggle with a soft and fluffy blob of sentient fat? Well, if you’re a Doctor Who fan, you can do just that with the Adipose Plush Toy ($19.99), a stuffed version of the cute creatures from the beginning of the 4th season of Nu-Who.

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Pens! We’ve got pens! We’ve got floating pens, with floaty things – either a TARDIS Floating Pen or an Adipose Floating Pen ($12.98 each)! Or how about a Talking Doctor Who Pen ($14.98), featuring Dalek & Cybermen phrases at the click of a button. Perfect for school, right?

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By now, you’ve surely gotten your Standard Sonic Screwdriver ($34.98) – I mean, who hasn’t? So why not change things up a bit with the Personalize Your Sonic Screwdriver Set ($39.98), which comes with three sets of emitters, controls, power sources, and buttons, allowing you to create up to 80 different variations of screwdriver. There’s also a Sonic Screwdriver Projector ($24.98), which features interchangeable wheels allowing you to project show images on, well, anything. Finally, how about River Song’s Sonic Screwdriver ($19.99), given to her by a future version of the Doctor during her swansong first story? Yup – In the Library.

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Remember the Doctor’s Nano-Recorder ($35.98), which he used to implant the recorder chips that allowed him and his companions to remember their encounters with the Silence? Well, now you can own your own version of it, that features lights, sounds, and a 10-second voice recorder.

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Take my advice, and do as I say – Save a little money for a rainy day. And why not get one of the deadliest aliens in the known universe to keep your money safe? With the Dalek Money Bank ($32.98), you can do just that. But do be careful trying to get your money out of it.

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It seems rather obvious that the Doctor and watches go together, so for the kids there’s a Doctor Who Projection Watch ($19.98), from which the wearer can project an image of the Doctor himself. And for the adults, there’s The Master’s Fob Watch ($54.98), the face of which lights up with the touch of a button. Though, when opening it, there’s a slight chance it could remind you that you are, in fact, The Master.

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While you’re telling time with those watches, determine it on a larger scale with your very own Doctor Who 2012 Wall Calendar ($12.98), featuring images from both the 5th and 6th season to carry you through the year.

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It still baffles me that they’d go off-market LEGO with the license, but that’s pretty much what the Character Building sets are – In fact, the bricks are even LEGO compatible. So for the construction nerd in your home, you can not only get a Dalek Progenitor Room Set ($29.98) but also an 11 Doctors Micro-Figure Set ($49.98)… Because you know you’ve always wanted a tiny Jon Pertwee.

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Everyone likes 3D. Sure, it’s a gimmick, but it’s a cool gimmick. Particularly when it’s a 3D optical illusion you can hold in your hands, like the Doctor Who Hologram Chamber ($16.98), which creates a 3D effect of a tiny TARDIS or an adipose right on your desktop.

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What will you be hanging upon your Christmas Tree this holiday season? Perhaps a TARDIS Ornament ($19.99). Standing about 5″ tall and made of glass, you’ll certainly want to have it hanging on one of your branches.

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And if you remember last season’s reappearance of the old school Cybermen and their small cyberminions, you’ll probably want your very own Bump-N-Go Cybermat ($34.99 SRP), which navigates all by its lonesome by bumping into things and course-correcting. It’s cute! But do mind the teeth.

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For the really wee kiddies who might not be ready for action figures, how about Stuffed TARDIS & Daleks ($24.99 each)? All three of them feature sound effects, while the TARDIS light also lights up when its button is pushed.

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And finally, when you’re attending all of those festive holiday fetes, how can you not show up bedecked in your very own 11th Doctor Bowtie ($29.99)? Heck, it’s even holiday red! And cool! Bowties are cool!

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Ken Plume

December 13, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Eugene Mirman

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with comedian Eugene Mirman about Santorumburg, black currant, kiddie commies, helicopters, Peking duck, booze coats, and the Bourne Certificate.

You can visit his official site at www.eugenemirman.com

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December 9, 2011

Weekend Shopping Guide 12/9/11: Somewhere In Time & Space

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

While you’re counting the days that have comprised this massively long wait for the start of the 6th season, dive into the complete 5th season of 30 Rock (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), featuring all 22 episodes plus audio commentaries (Would you believe Val Kilmer is on one?), deleted scenes, the West Coast version of the “Live Show”, animated shorts, and more.

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Looking for an easier way to send countless texts to friends and family this holiday season in a much, much easier fashion? How about augmenting your iPhone with a Bluetooth Sliding Keyboard Case ($24.99)? That’s right – Not only is it a sliding keyboard for your iPhone, but t also acts as a case. How much more practical can you get?

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Many (including me) celebrated the release of the Rhino DVD sets as a golden age for fans of the show, but Shout Factory has proved that those Rhino days were but pyrite compared to the torrent of Mystery Science Theater sets they’ve delivered over the past few years. Case in point, just months after all of the Gamera films, we get Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XXII (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP). The four films in the set include a few that fans have been desiring for years – Time Of The Apes, Mighty Jack, The Violent Years, and The Brute Man. There also some introductions, featurettes, MST3K Hour wraps, and the 1997 special The Making Of MST3K.

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Watching the 4th, penultimate (and last full) season of The Sarah Jane Adventures (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) makes me miss the late Elisabeth Sladen all the more, as even though the kid-geared stories could sometimes be uneven, there’s a palpable and enjoyable charm to the series. And as a bonus, this season features guest appearances by Matt Smith’s Doctor and former companion Jo Grant.

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I don’t want you to think that I didn’t enjoy The Hangover: Part II (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), because I did. It just didn’t seem as fresh or as focused as the first film, which came out of nowhere and managed to slap the population upside the head with it’s crass panache. Though I will give this sequel props for using “Downeaster Alexa”. Yes, I will. Bonus materials include featurettes and a gag reel. I assume the unrated version is only a few short months away.

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For a unique home 3D experience that’s also quite educational, join Werner Herzog for a journey into the Cave Of Forgotten Dreams (IFC, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), which find everyone’s favorite German director journeying deep into the Chauvet Cave in France, which houses the world’s most ancient pictorial art (stretching back over 30,000 years). Bonus materials include a short film and the theatrical trailer.

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Oh, Cowboys And Aliens (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP). There really was a grand film to be had out of your title. Unfortunately, that film is nowhere to be found. Instead, we get an overlong, deadened flick starring Daniel Craig in a bracelet and Harrison Ford’s Christian Bale Batman voice. And a dog. I do actually like the dog. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a clutch of featurettes.

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One of the great war films of all time gets a high definition release with Tora! Tora! Tora! (Fox, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP). If you’re not aware of the film, it was unique in that it told the tale of the attack on Pearl Harbor from both the American and Japanese perspectives. Bonus materials on this release include an audio commentary, documentaries, Fox MovieToNews, and the theatrical trailer.

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In the documentary The Love We Make (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP), we’re treated to a behind-the-scenes look as Paul McCartney, who was actually in New York during the event, prepares for the major benefit concert that was pulled together shortly after 9/11. It’s an interesting look at a time that seems very long ago, with a man to whom New York and its people mean a great deal.

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I am shocked to say that I found The Smurfs (Sony, Rated PG, 3D Blu-Ray-$45.99) an entirely watchable film. Surprisingly, the least watchable parts of it were any time it was mired in the real world, with Neil Patrick Harris (no slight to him). I would much rather have seen a film entirely in the medieval world around Smurf village, with Hank Azaria’s Gargamel. Truly. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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I’ve always thought that Colin Quinn was a pretty sharp comedian with a not terribly sharp delivery, but in his first stand-up special – Colin Quinn: Long Story Short (VSC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.95 SRP) – he manages to hit a presentational sweet spot that makes this Jerry Seinfeld-directed guide through history a tour de force. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and additional footage.

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Listen, I know that the John Milius Conan film has its flaws, but there’s an energy and grit that permeates every frame of that flick that’s simply not found in the too-slick, too-affected, too-boring modern Conan The Barbarian (Lionsgate, Rated R, 3D Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) featuring Jason Momoa as the Cimmerian warrior in a tale that has monsters, sure, but nothing to match James Earl Jones. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and a clutch of featurettes.

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If you’ve waited your whole life to see Jim Carrey cavort with penguins in an elegant New York apartment, then Mr. Popper’s Penguins (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is the sort of heart-warming and somewhat funny family film for you. Because he does. Cavort with penguins. Bonus materials include a gag reel, deleted scenes, featurettes, and an animated short.

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I kept hoping that Friends With Benefits (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$40.99 SRP) would eventually become as funny and meta romantic comedy as it was painfully trying to be, but besides the always-likeable Mila Kunis & Justin Timberlake, nothing ever came together. In fact, I’ve largely forgot about the movie as I was watching it. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and featurettes.

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Ben returns to take on the abounding extraterrestrial menaces in Ben 10 Ultimate Alien: The Wild Truth (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The 2-disc set contains another 12 episodes of alien fighting.

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It’s been the requisite amount of time, so what do we get? Why, we get another season set of Spongebob! Spongebob Squarepants: The Complete Seventh Season (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) packs over 9 hours of Bikini Bottom madness onto 4-discs, including a quartet of animated shorts.

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Things take a dark, unpredictable turn in the 5th and final season of Big Love (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), which finds the Henrickson clan under fire after patriarch, and newly elected state Senator, Bill announces his polygamy on election night. And things go from bad to worse as a vengeful Alby Grant makes his return. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and a featurette.

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If you’d like to fulfill your very special movie quota, check out The Help (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP), about a group of women who work across 1960’s Southern racial and societal barriers on a writing project. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted scenes.

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For history buffs, the perfect companion to their recent WWII set is the equally fascinating/gripping Vietnam In HD (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP), featuring home movies and rare archival footage never before available, presented in high definition.

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Sideshow Collectibles’ premium format figure line has been plenty of impressive scaled recreations of classic pop culture characters over the years, but the really impressive thing is when they manage to wow me with a character I would not have been expected to be wowed by. Case in point is their 1/4-scale Emperor Palpatine and Imperial Throne ($499). If you’re wondering about the elevated pricetag above their standard premium format figures, it should be readily apparent that not only are you getting the accurately sculpted and clothed leader of the evil Empire, but also his absolutely massive imperial throne. And, to make it that much more authentic (and worth the price), there’s even a light feature, as they underside of the top canopy features a blue LED for that screen-accurate look. If you’re still able, be sure to get the Sideshow Exclusive edition, which features a swappable head sporting Palpatine’s angry bastard face.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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Trailer Park: DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME, THE HELP, RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE, COWBOYS & ALIENS

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By Christopher Stipp

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DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME – GIVEAWAY

dee-dvd-box-artI had a blast with this film.

Flat out, if you’re as big a fan of Tsui Hark’s earlier work, ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA and TIME AND TIDE, this movie will entertain as much as it will delight fans of Asian cinema.

A story that marries together historical fact, the female emperor of China, part of the Tang Dynasty circa 689, and fantastical fiction, people are spontaneously combusting, DETECTIVE DEE is a yarn that blends action and character development in a way that I yearn for in my action films as of late.

Where the movie really excels is in the performance of Andy Lau who plays Dee. As he investigates what is behind these combustions there is a heavy emphasis on having a story that twists and turns but giving fans of famed action choreographer Sammo Hung the martial artistry what they want. The colors and fights pop in a way that Hark knows how to capitalize on. It barrel rolls you but then injects love and heart into a story that feels more like a roller coaster you never want to get off of than anything else. One of the greatest compliments for a movie’s worth is its replay factor and you’ll find yourself looking at shots that Hark has composed and wonder at why no one else is taking his lead and making action as fluid and kinetic as he can do it. As well, he makes it known that you can have thunderous violence but also be intelligent about it. Cannot recommend it enough that you check out this movie as soon as you can.

To two of you, though, you won’t have to search far. Just shoot me a line at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and let me know your favorite Hark film and I’ll put you in the running to get one of two DVDs of the movie to check out at your own.

Good luck!

ABOUT THE MOVIE:

“A GRAND-SCALE ADVENTURE” NEW YORK TIMES

“FROM START TO FINISH IS A TERRIFIC ENTERTAINMENT” LOS ANGELES TIMES

Official Selection-Toronto International Film Festival 2010

Nominated- Best Visual Effects- Asian Film Awards 2011

WINNER! HONG KONG FILM AWARDS (Including Best Director and Best Actress)

Famed Director Tsui Hark Takes Audiences On An Epic Adventure

Master genre director, Tusi Hark’s critically acclaimed action adventure masterpiece, DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME, starring legendary Hong Kong actor, Andy Lau (Infernal Affairs, The House of Flying Daggers), Bingbing Li (Forbidden Kingdom), Carina Lau (2046), and Tony Leung Ka-fai (Bodyguards & Assassins), leaps on to Blu-ray, DVD, Digital and Video on Demand, this December 13 from Indomina Releasing. Critics have called the epic “A Masterpiece” (TIME Magazine), “Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Meets Sherlock Holmes, Only A Lot More Fun” (New Your Magazine) and “The Most Purely Entertaining Film Of Our Vanishing Summer” (WALL STREET JOURNAL).

After wowing critics and audiences as an Official Selection at Toronto International Film Festival 2010, DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME, went on to win at the Hong Kong Film Awards, including Best Director and Best Actress and was nominated for Best Visual Effects at the Asian Film Awards in 2011. DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME is now armed to knock out action, adventure and mystery fans alike on Blu-ray and DVD, featuring super cool bonus features including four behind-the-scenes featurettes.

Synopsis
A period epic from genre master Tsui Hark (Seven Swords), DETECTIVE DEE AND THE MYSTERY OF THE PHANTOM FLAME, is an action-packed, visually breathtaking Sherlock Holmes-style mystery starring some of China’s top acting talent: Andy Lau, Bingbing Li, Carina Lau, and Tony Leung Ka-fai. Nominated for Best Special Effects at the 2011 Asian Film Awards and stunningly choreographed by master Sammo Hung, this intricately plotted whodunit is set in an exquisitely realized steampunk version of ancient China.

On the eve of her coronation as Empress (Carina Lau, 2046), China’s most powerful woman is haunted by a chilling murder mystery: seven men under her command have burst into flames, leaving behind only black ash and skeletal bones. Recognizing this threat to her power, she turns to the infamous Dee Renjie (Andy Lau, Infernal Affairs, House Of Flying Daggers): a man whose unparalleled wisdom is matched only by his martial arts skills. As he battles a series of bizarre dangers, he unveils a chilling truth that places his life, and the future of an entire dynasty, in peril.

CAST: Andy Lau, Bingbing Li, Carina Lau, and Tony Leung Ka-fai

DIRECTOR: Tsui Hark

WRITER: Zhang Jialu

LANGUAGE: In Mandarin with English subtitles

BONUS FEATURES:

“The Making of Detective Dee”
“Creating the Characters”
“Weapons, Stunts and Action”
“The World of Dee”
Production Stills Gallery
Behind-the-Scenes Stills Gallery
Poster Gallery
English-Language Dub

English Subtitles
French Subtitles

WEBSITE:
http://releasing.indomina.com/detective-dee/

TWITTER:
@Indomina

THE HELP – DVD REVIEW

the-helpJust watch this for Viola Davis.

I will admit that I am not in the core demo for this film, nor should I be, but I will be honest and say that this is a really fine film. It’s not spectacular by any means but the movie succeeds on the performances of the ladies who make this a movie that is less chick-flick and more Disney in its presentation. To wit, a story that talks about racial stereotypes could be a crucible in which heady topics could be raised to a red hot level but this movie’s ginger tone actually takes the edge off, for better or worse, of a subject that really could have used a little more barbs in its skewering of small minded individuals.

Alas, while I was hoping there would be a little more oomph to a story about a book that rankles the delicate sensibilities of a racially divided Southern town and puts everyone’s metaphorical cards on the table as people shuck and jive their way through trying to either come to an accord or inch back into the dark confines of their bigotry this still is a worthy movie to have in your collection if for no other reason than it could introduce young people to the real issues facing the South in the 60s. It’s a primer, if you were, to the racial divide that some say still exists in some pockets all across the nation.

Again, while it’s not earth shattering it at least shatters some notions of people’s misguided philosophies on race and the performances are uniformally excellent and ought to be seen just for that.

ABOUT THE BLU-RAY:

The Help, the inspirational summer hit film people can’t stop talking about, arrives in homes just in time for the holidays, delivering this powerful story on Blu-rayâ„¢ Combo Pack, DVD, Digital Download and On-Demand, December 6, 2011.

The #1 New York Times bestseller by Kathryn Stockett comes to vivid life through the compelling performances of a phenomenal ensemble cast including Emma Stone, Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer and Bryce Dallas Howard. The Help is a courageous and empowering story about very different and extraordinary women in the 1960s South who build an unlikely friendship around a secret writing project.

“Davis and Spencer are both brilliant” ““ Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly

The Help Blu-ray Combo Pack provides audiences with the chance to delve deeper into the movie through compelling, never-before-seen bonus features, including “The Making of ‘The Help:’ From Friendship To Film,” an intimate look at how the life-changing experiences of close-knit childhood friends director Tate Taylor and novelist Kathryn Stockett led to the creation of the best-selling novel and its transition to the big screen.

Additional bonus includes “In Their Own Words: A Tribute To the Maids Of Mississippi,” which is an honest observation of life in the South from real-life maids, including director Tate Taylor’s childhood caretaker, Carol Lee; Deleted Scenes; and nine-time Grammy Award®-winning and multi-platinum selling singer/songwriter, Mary J. Blige’s “The Living Proof”, music video from the film’s end titles.

In continued efforts to provide consumers with multiple viewing choices and unprecedented quality, value and portability in a single purchase, The Help has been packaged as follows:

The 3-Disc Blu-ray Combo Pack (Blu-ray + DVD + Digital Copy) =

Exclusive Blu-ray Bonus Features:

* The Making of “The Help:” From Friendship To Film

* In Their Own Words: A Tribute To The Maids Of Mississippi

*Three deleted scenes with introductions by Director Tate Taylor, including ‘Humiliated,’ ‘A Book About Jackson’ and ‘Johnny’s Home’ (which is a Blu-ray exclusive)

DVD Bonus Features:

* Two deleted scenes with introductions by Director Tate Taylor including ‘A Senator’s Son’ and ‘Keep On Walkin’

* “The Living Proof” music video by Mary J. Blige

2-Disc Blu-ray Combo Pack (Blu-ray + DVD) =

Exclusive Blu-ray Bonus Features:

* The Making of “The Help:” From Friendship To Film

* In Their Own Words: A Tribute To The Maids Of Mississippi

* Three deleted scenes with introductions by Director Tate Taylor including ‘Humiliated,’ ‘A Book About Jackson’ and ‘Johnny’s Home’ (which is a Blu-ray exclusive)

DVD Bonus Features:

* Two deleted scenes with introductions by Director Tate Taylor, including ‘A Senator’s Son’ and ‘Keep On Walkin’

* “The Living Proof” music video by Mary J. Blige

The #1 New York Times bestseller by Kathryn Stockett comes to vivid life through the powerful performances of a phenomenal ensemble cast. The Help is an inspirational, courageous and empowering story about very different, extraordinary women in the 1960s South who build an unlikely friendship around a secret writing project – one that breaks society’s rules and puts them all at risk. Filled with poignancy, humor and hope – and complete with compelling, never-before-seen bonus features – The Help is a timeless, universal and triumphant story about the ability to create change.

The Help stars Emma Stone as the courageous Eugenia ‘Skeeter’ Phelan, who goes against the beliefs of her family and friends to find her own voice. The critically praised, emotional performance of Viola Davis as Aibileen Clark, a woman who secretly dreams of one day having more than she has been given, offers a deep emotional storyline. The breakthrough performance of Octavia Spencer as Minny Jackson, whose sass and tough exterior disguise the pain and fear she faces every day, brings both drama and humor to the film. Bryce Dallas Howard breathes life into the catty Jackson socialite Hilly Holbrook and Jessica Chastain brings charm and humor as Celia Foote, a kind housewife living outside of town who longs to fit in. Sissy Spacek, Allison Janney and Ahna O’Reilly also provide vivacious performances that round out this all-star female ensemble.

COWBOYS & ALIENS – GIVEAWAY

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Everyone needs to chill out on this movie.

After watching COWBOYS & ALIENS I was struck by the fact that people should have absolutely been a little struck by the way this movie played out because it feels like it is going to find some fans in the secondary market.

By that I mean for those who spent more than $20 to see the movie were expecting something that they didn’t get while the schmoes like me who saddle up to a Redbox every now and then and pop a dollar into the machine are getting a great return on their investment. This is a movie that will play well with kids, with dudes, people of any background who understand that it’s show business for a reason and sometimes you just have to find the right price point.

A story that takes us from the old west to centuries beyond our own, the movie succeeds once you stop taking it so seriously. I had fun with it for what it is and the effects are more than enough reason to give this one a second chance. To that end, then, I have some copies of the movie to give out.

If you would like a chance to be one of the lucky ones to prove the summer audiences wrong then by all means shoot me a line at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll get you entered to win a copy!

ABOUT THE BLU-RAY:

This summer’s movie event becomes the holiday season’s must-own Blu-rayâ„¢ as a lone gunslinger leads an uprising against an alien threat in the explosive, stunningly-imagined film, Cowboys & Aliens. A blazingly original, cross-genre adventure from acclaimed director Jon Favreau (Iron Man, Iron Man 2) and top moviemakers Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard, Brian Grazer, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, Cowboys & Aliens features heart-pumping action, spectacular visuals and a first-rate cast. Arriving in stores December 6th from Universal Studios Home Entertainment, the Blu-rayâ„¢ Combo Pack edition of Cowboys & Aliens bring all of the thrills and fun home with perfect hi-def picture and perfect hi-def sound and includes a never-before-seen extended version of the movie, over two hours of exclusive bonus features, and a DVD and digital copy of the film that can be viewed anywhere, anytime on an array of devices including laptops, tablets, Internet-connected TVs and set-top boxes. The Blu-rayâ„¢ also boasts an upgraded version of Universal’s Second Screen – a groundbreaking new technology that enhances the viewing experience by allowing viewers to simultaneously control and interact with the film and bonus material on a WiFi-connected tablet or computer as the movie plays on the television screen. The new Flick View Feature will allow fans to interact even more with the movie and be able to move content from their tablet to their TV screen! Cowboys & Aliens is also available on DVD, digital download and On Demand.

Daniel Craig (Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace) and Harrison Ford (the Indiana Jones and Star Wars franchises) headline as adversaries obliged to join forces against a terrifying enemy, with a supporting cast that includes Olivia Wilde (TRON: Legacy, The Change-Up), Sam Rockwell (Iron Man 2), Ana de la Reguera (Eastbound and Down), Adam Beach (Flags of Our Fathers), Paul Dano (There Will Be Blood), Clancy Brown (The Shawshank Redemption), Keith Carradine (Nashville) and Noah Ringer (The Last Airbender). The script for Cowboys & Aliens is by Star Trek’s Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci and Damon Lindelof (television’s Lost), based on Platinum Studios’ graphic novel created by Scott Mitchell Rosenberg. Grazer, Howard, Rosenberg, Kurtzman and Orci produce. Steven Spielberg, Jon Favreau, Denis L. Stewart, Bobby Cohen, Randy Greenberg and Ryan Kavanaugh serve as Executive Producers.

BONUS FEATURES:

IGNITING THE SKY: THE MAKING OF COWBOYS & ALIENS – A comprehensive, behind-the-scenes look at the production that invites viewers on set to meet the filmmakers and cast as they create this one-of-a-kind action film. In revealing conversations, Jon Favreau, Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer, as well as stars Harrison Ford, Daniel Craig and Olivia Wilde, share their insights about the movie. Also featured are visual-effects powerhouses Legacy Effects and ILM, which join forces once again to push the technological envelope beyond anything ever seen before on screen. It includes:

FINDING THE STORY – Cowboys & Aliens, based on the graphic novel by Scott Mitchell Rosenberg, has been in development for over a decade. Filmmakers, writers and cast explain why this particular team of Hollywood heavyweights hit the right note to bring this to the big screen.

THE SCOPE OF THE SPECTACLE – A look at the team behind the camera for the film’s massive New Mexico shoot, as the stars ride horses, shoot guns, jump from explosions, and get yanked 80 feet in the air! Director Jon Favreau stages unforgettable action set-pieces as cameras capture every moment, while legendary stuntman and Cowboys & Aliens’ second unit director Terry Leonard brings a lifetime of experience to the big-screen stunts, from legendary moments in John Wayne classics to doubling for Harrison Ford in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

OUTER-SPACE ICON – Take a closer look at the creation of a new, terrifying alien design from Legacy Effects and Industrial Light and Magic.

And exclusive to Blu-rayâ„¢ these additional segments:

A CALL TO ACTION – A profile of prolific actor, writer and director Jon Favreau featuring on-set video diaries shot throughout the production.

ABSOLUTION – A look at the practical re-creation of a dusty Old West mining town, the town’s inhabitants and the amazing ensemble of actors who portray them, as well as an exclusive look at the film’s meticulous production and costume designs.

CONVERSATIONS WITH JON FAVREAU ““ Jon Favreau hosts candid interviews with cast and crew, including:

Daniel Craig

Harrison Ford

Olivia Wilde

Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer

Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci

Damon Lindelof

FEATURE COMMENTARY WITH DIRECTOR JON FAVREAU

ADDITIONAL FEATURES EXCLUSIVE TO BLU-RAY:

U-CONTROL: Universal’s exclusive feature that lets the viewer access bonus materials without leaving the movie!

BD-LIVEâ„¢: Access the BD-Liveâ„¢ Center through your Internet-connected player to access the latest trailers, exclusive content, and more!

pocket BLUâ„¢ App: The popular free pocket BLUâ„¢ app for smartphones is now even better with newly updated versions for iPad®, Androidâ„¢ tablets, PC, and Macintosh computers, with features made especially to take advantage of the devices’ larger screens and high resolution displays.

Advanced Remote Control: A sleek, elegant new way to operate your Blu-rayâ„¢ player. Users can navigate through menus, playback and BD-Liveâ„¢ functions with ease.

Video Timeline: Users can easily bring up the video timeline, allowing them to instantly access any point in the film.

Mobile-To-Go: Users can unlock a selection of bonus content with their Blu-rayâ„¢ discs to save to their device or to stream from anywhere there is a Wi-Fi network, enabling them to enjoy content on the go, anytime, anywhere.

Browse Titles: Users will have access to a complete list of pocket BLUâ„¢-enabled titles available and coming to Blu-rayâ„¢. They can view free previews and see what additional content is available to unlock on their device.

Keyboard: Entering data is fast and easy with your device’s intuitive keyboard.

And with UNIVERSAL’S SECOND SCREEN, viewers can enjoy an innovative and interactive viewing experience, that allows them to control, interact and explore Cowboys & Aliens with groundbreaking new features right on a networked tablet or computer, in synchronization with the movie on the television screen! While the movie plays, experience features such as:

Flick View: Interact with the movie, move content from the Tablet to the TV screen, and compare storyboards, animatics, and other executing content by “Flicking” them from on their tablet to their TV screen, simply by gesturing their fingers upwards on their tablets.

Scene Explorer: Viewers select various progressions of the same scene including storyboards, pre-visualizations and behind-the-scenes.

Behind the Scenes: Viewers get an all access look at the making of the film featuring interviews with cast and crew.

Storyboards: Viewers will be able to take a closer look at the storyboards created for some of the amazing sequences in the film.

3D Models: Viewers can take a look at the aliens and otherworldly gadgets in Cowboys & Aliens by the touch or swipe of their fingers. You can move the models in a 360 degree view, get tech specs and more.

SYNOPSIS

It’s 1873 when gunslinger Jake Lonergan (Daniel Craig) awakens in the Arizona desert with no memory of his past and a mysterious metal shackle encircling his wrist. Stumbling into the nearby town of Absolution, Lonergan discovers a tightly closed community that takes its orders from the iron-fisted Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde (Harrison Ford) – and Dolarhyde has a bone to pick with Lonergan. But the colonel’s influence wanes when the desolate city is attacked by monsters that drop from the sky with blinding force and abduct the helpless townsfolk one by one. As Lonergan’s memory slowly returns, he realizes he holds a secret that could give the town a fighting chance against the alien force. With the help of mysterious beauty Ella (Olivia Wilde), he assembles a posse comprised of former opponents: townsfolk, Dolarhyde and his boys, outlaws and Apache warriors. United against a common enemy, they prepare for an epic showdown for survival.

“Rare Exports” an Exceptional Treat by Ray Schillaci

rare_exports_ver4The new Blu-ray Oscilloscope release of “Rare Exports: a Christmas Tale” may not be everybody’s cup of Christmas tea, but it is definitely the most original and delightfully dark holiday tale since Tim Burton’s, “Nightmare before Christmas”. This is the second fantasy film from Norway (the first being Troll Hunter) that has hit our shores and it has all the earmarks of a cult classic and is even better than its predecessor. Several films of late (Super 8, Cowboys and Aliens) have tried to recapture the magic of Spielberg in the 80s and they have fallen short. Director, Jalmeri Helander delivers that magic in spades with an unwavering “R” rating and has us giggling all the way as to how wrong it is.

There is so much wonderment involved in this fantastic tale of the “real” Santa Clause being discovered that I hesitate to provide you any spoilers with this review. The basic idea; pesky Americans have invaded the Korvatunturi mountains, disturbing the local townsfolk with their blasting. Pietari, a mischievous Norwegian boy, and his friend spy on the secretive area and believe Santa Claus has been unearthed. But this is not the jolly old fat man that parents have been talking about for ages. Pietari fears this is truly the demon that was known for stealing children and placing them in boiling water. When the boy’s harsh father accidentally snares a naked old man with a long grey beard suspicions peak and fantasy turns deadly.

Helander captures the magic of the holiday season with the beautiful snow covered landscapes and wide-eyed children. He also manages to keep us in suspense with the reactions of the adults and legends revealed. There are moments of giddy pleasure with the absurdity of it all; a possible unconscious Santa on a butcher block, a child pleading to be spanked for bad behavior for fear of Santa and a herding (it has to be seen to be believed) like no other.

Oscilloscope has delivered a crisp and dynamic Blu-ray presentation with a soundtrack worthy of a big Hollywood budget that never overwhelms or becomes annoying. Subtitles are easy to read. If you are one to avoid subtitled movies, I would strongly suggest giving this one a chance. It is well worth it.

The two disc set is the best way to go with one of the most ingenious packaging displays that is a great conversation piece. Extras include two short prequels “Rare Exports, Inc.” and “Rare Exports, Inc. ““ Official Safety Guide,” hilarious. The making of this Christmas gem, concept art, animatics and computer effects video comparison, still photo gallery displaying behind the scenes production and the original trailer from Finland is all included. Oscilloscope has also thrown in the camp classic, “Santa Clause Conquers the Martians”. All of this is worth the couple of dollars extra compared to the single disc Blu-ray or the DVD.

The film is so full of surprises throughout its production. All the actors hit their mark, tug at our hearts and make us cringe in fear all at once. But do not mistake this as a simple horror show ““ it is definitely not, it’s more of a playful creep fest that is full of fun. “Rare Exports” is a cup of spiked Christmas cheer, sit back and enjoy it.

December 8, 2011

Whotininnies 6: Kneel Before Doz

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Join Ken Plume and Glen Oliver as they take you on a journey beyond geekiness and nerdiness – Well, they pretty much just nerd out geekily and have a bit of a chat about Doctor Who and all things sci-fi.

Whotininnies 6: Kneel Before Doz
Ken and Glen lament Lester and throw a Donner party. As always, our theme is courtesy of Chameleon Circuit.

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December 7, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Tony Way

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with writer/actor Tony Way about Duke Brothers, Vic and Bob, meat puppets, per diems, dragon tattoos, Shakespeare, and Kevin Spacey’s White Room.

You can visit his official site at www.tonyway.co.uk

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Marian Call 2

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with singer/songwriter Marian Call about Alaska, ferry tours, long roads, tours that don’t tour, and Pooh karaoke.

You can visit her official site at www.MarianCall.com

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December 6, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-12-06

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December 5, 2011

Party Favors That Old Razzie Dazzie

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HOLLYWOOD – The Razzie is the only honest piece of hardware awarded out each year during Award Season.

Nobody starts a whispering buzz for a shot at Golden Raspberry Award greatness. You think Don Murphy forked up Harvey Weinstein money to get Transfomers: Revenge of the Fallen to beat Land of the Lost? Of course not. Mike Myers didn’t fly the Razzie bigwigs to Toronto to make them lust after the Love Guru. Unlike to weasels at various critic groups, the Razzie members don’t vote because they want certain stars at their big award dinner. The Razzie doesn’t care if you show up since a majority of the winners barely showed up in their films.

The amazing thing about the Razzie is that unlike Best film of the year, rarely do you hear anyone declare a Razzie “winning” film wasn’t really that bad. Gigli, Catwoman, Freddy Got Fingered and The Postman still hurt my eyes after all these years. Nobody moans and groans that somehow Battlefield Earth didn’t deserve the prize over Little Nicky. There’s no Goodfellas versus Dances with Wolves we wuz robbed arguments.

There are hundreds of sites, blogs and podcasts that predict the Oscars. But what’s the point? They’re letting Russell Brand vote for the Oscars now. Does he really deserve to tell you what the greatest film of the year is? He’s a Razzie front runner for a lifetime achievement award just for Arthur. Why follow the alleged campaigns of winning and losing meaningless critic and industry awards as if it’s a college football season? Why aren’t these groups concerned about exposing the most painful performances they had to sit through to collect their reviewer paychecks? The New York Critics Circle spends 364 days trashing performances and one day sucking up to the stars. Blah. You can’t enjoy the worst without remembering the crap that sticks to the popcorn bucket.

So enough talk about those artsy fartsy films that will be making the award circuit. You’ll be suffering enough as they keep acting surprised at every televised ceremony from now until the Kodak Theater. Let’s focus on the movies that won’t worry their cast with the threat being woken up on Oscar nomination morning by Ryan Seacrest.

Original predictions had this year’s Razzies overwhelmed with comic book movies. There were so many directors who took two-dimensional superheroes and made them even more hollow and forgettable. So many great actors paychecking for the joy of maintaining their mansions that have been stuck on the real estate market for two or more years. How can anyone compete with the utter clunker of Thor? There’s Kenneth Branagh directed Anthony Hopkins, Natalie Portman, Colm Feore and Stellan Skarsgard in CGI mess. Branagh ought to get an award for forcing Idris Elba to wear a ’57 Chevy. Smurfs inspired a mother to drunk drive her daughter home. But the race for Razzie might not go to a comic book inspired flick. How could Thor, Smurfs, Transformers: Whatever They Called It or Green Lantern not be the peak of badness with their CGI soul sucking powers?

Your Highness smoked them all. My old classmates Danny McBride and David Gordon Green did me proud by proving that they can make a major budget dud. A box office implosion when you know your film school has made it. Anyone can make a low budget indie darling that barely makes a dent in receipts. Your Highness was the kinda film that made us back in NCSA ponder who the hell signs off on a $75 million steaming turd? They found the secret of Cut Throat Island and The Postman. The best part was how the trailer pushed Natalie Portman even though she didn’t show up until the last few reels. How could an Oscar winner be exploited any better than in a Xena knock-off project? Your Highness smelt like skank weed which is the odor of Razzie glory. What could derail it’s chance to sweep?

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star horrified the world with another cinematic abortion from Nick Swardson. Swardson keeps lowering the bar with his untalents. He wrote Benchwarmers and Grandma’s Boy so he knows how to turn used toilet paper into Happy Madison green lights. He has acting skills ought to be listed as self-inflicting deadly weapons. His emoting will scrape your corneas. Bucky Larson is about a dork who thinks he’s got the genes to be a porn star. But he’s a disaster. Luckily no full theaters experienced this dud on impact. Did I mention Adam Sandler took credit for co-writing the script? Even John Hughes kept his name off the poster of Drillbit Taylor. Why did Sandler need to put this on his resume? What drove him to admit he spent time in a room with Nick talking about “improving” the script? How can Adam Sandler not be gay since it’s hard to fathom why he keeps supporting Nick. He makes Roseanne look like a genius for forcing Tom Arnold into America’s living rooms. Nick Swardson stole Danny McBride’s glorious night of raspberry bliss. Although rumor had it that as a compromise, Danny and Nick would win “Worst Screen Couple” as the terrorists in the heart warming comedy 30 Minutes Or Less. Little did they suspect that a familiar name would destroy all their plans including “Worst Screen Couple” glory.

Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill is not merely the front runner, but the dominator. They might have to take back awards from last year to truly represent the badness of Sandler playing a brother and sister. Once again Nick Swardson plays his screen pal. Does Rob Schneider cry when he notices Nick has more lines in Adam’s new film? Nick should have been a lock for worst supporting actor until Al Pacino slummed it up for Sandler. Tony Montana weeps for what’s become of Al Pacino. Swardson can’t even claim Worst Couple since there’s no way Sandler doesn’t win for his dual role. There’s no denying Jack and Jill the everlasting honors that haunt Bruce Jenner and the Village People in Can’t Stop The Music.

The Razzies might surprise us with a indie vote towards Tree of Life. But it’s hard not to see Jack and Jill pull a sweep since the Blu-ray ought to be released in time for the final vote. The resolution will magnify the badness.
?It would be great if there was award shows leading up to the Razzie. A non-stop shaming of a slumming and untalented filmmakers. They’d keep showing up at glamourous venues hoping that the critics and their peers didn’t think they sucked the worst. The “winner” would get pulled from the envelope and four other people would rejoice. Ice Cube might quit accepting the scripts rejected by Cuba Gooding Jr.

HOLLYWOOD FEUDS

Seems the blood feud between Patton Oswald and Zach Galifianakis is splitting Hollywood Hard. Rat Vs. Wolf is getting more bitter every day as these two send shots over the intertubes at each other’s domes. Patton recently asked Zach if he smelt Patton’s ass on the last script he accepted. Zach is suing for sole custody of Brian Posehn.

The anger has gone into overdrive with The Office‘s Phyllis Smith reportedly whipping out the claws on Mike & Molly‘s Melissa McCarthy. People are crying as they have to take sides. Who really topped the box office? Did Phyllis in Bad Teacher blaze the trail for Melissa in Bridesmaids as some suggest? Or has Phyllis had her turn at the top? Will this turn into another Tupac-Biggie?

STAMP HIM

If you want to see Ernie Kovacs on a stamp, send a postcard to:

Dana Gioia
Citizens’ Stamp Advisory Committee
c/o Stamp Development
U.S. Postal Service
475 L’Enfant Plaza SW
Room 3300
Washington, DC 20260-3501

WHITE CHRISTMAS

Now a little holiday treat from Prep and Landing‘s new DVD featuring Betty White. We can’t have enough Betty.

BLU-RAY HEAVEN

Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil is a deep fried ball of Deliverance andEvil Dead covered in Three’s Company. This should be your Christmas Day movie instead of War Horse.. The movie starts out like the normal college kids go on a vacation in the murky South and find themselves murdered one by one. But it isn’t the usual slaughter cinema. Tucker (Firefly‘s Alan Tudyk) and Dale (Reaper‘s Tyler Labine) are two redneck guys eager to fix up their new vacation cabin. They are a blissfully oblivious to the nature of the cabin’s former owner. During a midnight fishing trip, they paddle near the skinny dipping college kids. Allison (30 Rock‘s Katrina Bowden) falls into the water and knocks herself out. When Dale rescues her, the other college kids think the two rednecks have taken her hostage. Thus commences a great comic misunderstanding film with a severe body count. Tyler Labine is at the top of his game as he brings so much heart to his shy country guy. He’s a tender fuzzy teddy bear in a trucker cap. The pancake scene made me want to cry syrup. This is the best romantic comedy that involves someone going through a wood chipper since Fargo. The Blu-ray picture look fantastic. The best of the bonus features is “Tucker and Dale Are Evil: The College Kids’ Point of View.” They cut the film so that the duo truly are terrorizing the kids. Tyler and Alan crack each other up in the bloopers. This is a special cult film that deserves to be a stocking stuffer.

DVD SHELF

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Volume XXII is more Sandy Frank love from the Satellite of Love. Sandy Frank was a TV producer who distributed various Japanese movies and TV shows in America. He’s responsible for Battle of the Planets and Gamera flicks. He became a superstar when nine of his movies (including 5 Gamera installments) ended up on the third season of MST3K. Joel and the Bots came to fear his name during the opening credits. Mighty Jack is a confusing mess. This super spy movie was snipped from a Japanese TV series. Sandy just put the first and sixth episode together. This cheap way to make a movie gets loads of cracks from everyone. The invention exchange explores the strange relationship of Dr. Forrester and Frank. What’s up with the doc’s legs and Frank’s desires? The big musical number is “Slow the Plot Down.” You’ll be humming this in theaters forever. “Time of the Apes” is another case of Sandy turning a Japanese series into a single film. This is a Planet of the Apes rip off except with even cheesier monkey masks. A scientist and two kids get frozen. When they wake up, it’s in a world ruled by apes. This episode features the brilliant “Sandy Frank Song.” Sandy supposedly didn’t like being roasted by Joel and the Bots. Nobody expected these episodes to get on DVD, but they’re here. “The Brute Man” stars the unforgettable Rondo Hatten. He had a huge face due to his being exposed to mustard gas during World War I. In the movie, he plays a man furious at his disfigurement. He seeks revenge on those that caused it. He also falls in love with a blind woman. He goes on a crime spree to pay for her operation. Does he really want her to see him? What helps this episode is “Trail of the Creeper” which is a biography of Hatten. Turns out he died shortly after making The Brute Man. Sandy Frank kinda makes a cameo as a slick character that arrives to take Pearl out on a date. Dr. Forrester doesn’t want him as his new daddy. “The Violent Years” had my attention with teen debs terrorizing the neighborhood. This was written by Ed Wood, but somehow not directed by him. It must have been shot while Ed attended the Angora festival in Sante Fe. The Mad Scientists come up with their own musical theme song to help widen the audience. Can Mike and the Bots match them? Volume XXII is a pure delight with the mixture of Sandy Frank, Rondo Hatten and Ed Wood.

Action Double Feature: The Nickel Ride and 99 and 44% Dead gives us two Fox releases from the mid-70s that deserve a larger cult following. Nickel Ride is Jason Miller’s follow up to his priest role in The Exorcist. He’s an underworld hustler whose big job is to take care of the storage warehouses used by the mob for all the merchandise they collect from hijacked trucks. Business has been so good that Miller needs to line up a new warehouse. Mobster John Hillerman has a trust issue and assigns cowboy Bo Hopkins (the man who wasn’t Jerry Reed, but appeared in Burt Reynolds’ movies) to watch Miller. Or is he supposed to take care of Miller? It’s a nice piece of gritty crime drama. 99 and 44% Dead is a Pop Mobster epic from John Frankenheimer. The opening credits set up a comic book attitude. There’s a mob war breaking out in the big town. Richard Harris (Orca) gets the call during a card game that he’s needed to fight for Edmond O’Brien. His mission seems simple until he discovers Chuck Connors has been hired by the rival Godfather. Connors has a giant claw hand that looks borrowed from Live and Let Die. There’s major chase scenes to keep the action flowing when the plot gets too loopy. Harris appear to being channeling Michael Caine in his attitude and haircut. This is an interesting double feature of criminal attitudes going from the intense to the flighty.

Conan The Adventurer Season Two: Part 1 gives another 13 episodes of heroic action. After a successful first season as a Saturday morning production, the producers went for a weekday strip release. They stuck with the same major goal that Conan, the not-quite Barbarian, is seeking to bring his family back to life after the evil Wrath-Amon turned them to stone. He’s part of the serpent men that are up to no good. Conan’s only real protection is a sword made of Star Metal. This collection has the first 13 episodes of the 52 episode season. Conan keeps getting tested and attacked as he puts together a confederation to battle the snake men. “Tribal Warfare” has Snag and Conan going at it after the Snakemen make it look like their tribes are feuding. “The Vengeance of Jhebbal Sag” turns a good spirit evil when Wrath-Amon gets his split tongue going. “The Red Brotherhood” swaggers with a female pirate on the scene. “The Crevasse of Winds” gives a clue how Conan can save his family from the evil spell. But can he get the book? “Earthbound” has a breaking of the rank in Wrath-Amon’s army. While they calm down the sex and violence associated with Conan, the animated series keeps up with the action found in He-Man.

The Adventures of Tintin Season One is a faithful adaptation of the Belgian comic strip drawn by Herge. Tintin is a plucky boy reporter who goes around the globe solving mysteries with his fox terrier, a formerly drunk Captain Haddock and the Thompson Twins detectives. For those of you eagerly awaiting Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson’s adaptation of Tintin, there should be a Spoiler alert. This collection has the three comic books that were combined for the motion capture CGI Christmas blockbuster. “The Crab with the Golden Claws,” “The Secret of the Unicorn” and “Red Rackham’s Treasure” appear in the animated series as if the pages of the comic book have come alive. The animators went the extra step to make sure the series doesn’t look like a cut rate visual bootleg. Their approach is much better looking that Spielberg’s creepy CGI characters that look like Body Snatchers that have been hatched before they’ve full formed as humanoids. Also included in The Adventures of Tintin Season One is “Cigars of the Pharaoh,” “The Blue Lotus,” “The Black Island” and the “Calculus Affair.” The final installment is considered the best of the series. Between the price of your movie ticket and the higher cost of 3-D glasses, you can buy this DVD boxset. You’ll feel less creeped out by the properly animated TV series versus Spielberg & Jackson’s synthetic concoction that’s overblown with John Williams’ score. And you won’t feel left out when the overgrown kids at the water cooler babble on about the movie. You’re vision of Tintin will remain pure and untainted by Andy Serkis covered in pingpong balls.

Mission Impossible: Season One ’88 revived the classic spy show from the ’60s. The series was brought back during a writer’s strike when a network executive decided they could use the classic scripts to avoid dealing with writers. Peter Graves returned as Jim Phelps, the leader of the Impossible Missions Force. His older appearance wasn’t a shock since he’d been doing ads for a phone company announcing, “It’s for you!” The old Mission Impossible took place all around the world which resembled the Desilu backlot in Hollywood. The new show was made in Australia so now they had to fake being in SoCal. Phelps new crew includes Grant Collier, Barney’s son. Phil Morris really was Greg Morris’ son. Phil went on to be the legendary lawyer Jackie Chiles on Seinfeld. The season starts with “The Killer” revamp. John de Lancie (Q on Star Trek: The Next Generation) is the top hitman that takes out Phelps’ replacement. The retired IMF agent gets back in the game to avenge his protege. “The Condemned” reunites Phelps and Barney Collier under bad circumstances. Barney’s been framed by a crooked Turkish cop for murder. Jim and his son have to spring him without causing an international incident. “The Legacy” brings back the lost Nazi gold. “The Devils” brings a taste of human sacrifice. A British royal is taping into Satanic ceremonies to get control over government officials that need the dark arts to maintain their power. Phelps arrives as the ultimate of evil. The 19 episodes of the first season aren’t bad. The show doesn’t quite have the same atmosphere of the original since it was shot on film and edited on videotape. It’s got that ’80s Matlock texture. There’s only one more season to go.

The Lucy Show: The Official Fifth Season brings even more major stars to visit the insane world of Lucille Carmichael (Lucille Ball) and Mr. Mooney (Gale Gordon). “Lucy with George Burns” breaks her as Burns’ new comedy partner. Can she really handle big time show biz? Strange to see Burns not playing up his 100th birthday. “Lucy meets the Law” brings her face to face with Claude Akins (Sheriff Lobo). That’s stardom. “Lucy and Paul Winchell” reminds us that there was another famous ventriloquist before Jeff Dunham. Paul’s big star was Jerry Mahoney. Carol Burnett answers the ad in “Lucy Gets a Roommate.” Look carefully since Joe Pesci is part of the band that shows up. Carol sticks around long enough to tempt Lucy to ditch work in “Lucy and Carol in Palm Springs.” What can go wrong? How about Mr. Mooney staying at their hotel. “Lucy Gets Caught Up in the Draft” has the elderly redhead reporting for duty. There’s a cameo from America’s greatest marine. “Lucy and John Wayne” really does feature the Duke. She pesters the guy until she destroys Wayne’s latest movie set. The legendary Joseph Ruskin is the frustrated director. Phil Silvers straightens out the bank in “Lucy and the Efficiency Expert. “Viv Visits Lucy” brings back Vivian Vance for fun with hippies. Viv’s hunting for a kid that’s gone underground and groovy. Mr. Warmth warms up the TV with “Lucy and the Fight Manager.” Don Rickles gives hers her a puncher’s chance. The big bonus feature is “Lucy in London” featuring The Dave Clark Five. I’m in pins and needles over this one.

Transformers Prime: Darkness Rising brings back the Autobots and Decepticons for another series. The show is done in CGI. Darkness Rising covers the five episode mini-series that ran on the Hub last year. Thankfully they cut off the opening and closing credits and edited it together as a single 106 minute long movie. The show gets a major starpower boost with The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) voicing Cliff Jumper. Although he doesn’t quite lay down the smackdown when he’s captured by Starscream and tortured. This could be considered violent for small kids if I haven’t seen the evil a toddler will do to a Transformer action figure. Things get scary when undead Cybertronians attack Optimus Prime and pals. It’s more entertaining than Transformers Dark Slab of Confusion and is free of Shia LaBeouf. They still have the little kids that help the Transformers, but they’re CGI. This makes them more well rounded than Michael Bay’s characters. Contrary to the rumor spread on Amazon, this DVD is presented in widescreen anamorphic.

Gunsmoke Fifth Season, Volume 2 wraps up the penultimate half hour batch of episodes. The show at this level remains extra tight in its storytelling about the action around Dodge City. This is still the time of Chester (McCloud‘s Dennis Weaver) as Marshall Dillon’s right hand man. “Hinka Do” puts a woman in charge of the Lady Gay Saloon. Matt thinks the woman might have bought out the previous owner with a little force. “Moo Moo Raid” has a cow being shot to death. Do not watch this with any of the Borden products. “Jailbait Janet” is an excellent title. But this time the daughter isn’t into seducing old men. She’s robbing the train station with her family. They view it as payback since the railroad burned their crops. “The Bobsy Twins” has nothing to do with the kiddie books. In this case it’s two brothers eager to kill indians. Richard Chamberlin (Shogun) is part of the wannabe mayhem. “Old Flame” wins big bonus points for having Lee Van Cleef (The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. He’s supposedly beaten up Matt’s old “friend.” But Kitty thinks the woman is lying. Another great collection proving less was more when it came to Gunsmoke episodes.

December 3, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Joseph Scrimshaw

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with writer/performer Joseph Scrimshaw about Mickey Rooney, film, comedy, snow, squirrel romance, and celebrities in diapers.

Visit Joseph’s site at www.josephscrimshaw.com.

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December 2, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Dave Gorman

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with comedian Dave Gorman about touring, PowerPoint, seeing America, racing Walliams, Sport Relief Darts, and outrage.

Visit Dave’s official site at www.davegorman.com.

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December 1, 2011

My Favourite Things – November 2011

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This month I have been mostly watching youtube videos so November’s round-up is going to heavily reflect that. I’d argue that I may need to get out more but if I did, I wouldn’t have anything to share with you in this column and what would be the sense in that?

1) Battle of the Brick: Built for Combat

In this mostly wordless stop motion animation Alex Kobbs recreates the Halo map Zanzibar pretty damn accurately with nothing but lego bricks. In the 30 minute movie he pits Reds versus Blues in a crazy capture the flag game. And there is a lot of really clever stuff involved.

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Not only is it extremely faithful to the Halo franchise with lots of the weaponry and moves used but it also captures the hectic and sometimes hilarious moments of online multiplayer gameplay. Over the top action sequences combine with some nice direction on behalf of Kobbs to make for the most enjoyable Lego movie I’ve seen in quite a while.

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Unfortunately the youtube video was taken down (youtube is really starting to become a nightmare for blocking things) but luckily it’s still available thanks to the guys at GameTrailers.com. So check it out below!

2) The Hobbit

Ain’t It Cool News reporter Quint has been giving updates from the set of Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit. I was a massive fan of the Lord Of The Rings movies so obviously I’m giddy to see what Jackson does with Tolkein’s material this time round.

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Jackson has been doing some great behind-the-scenes blogs himself. In fact, I think it’s kind of amazing that so far he has released 45 minutes of behind-the-scenes footage. It’s really a testament to how much Jackson respects the fans that he’s willing to give such an advance look. Of course, they keep lots secret but I love seeing film crews work so it’s a delight to watch.

Here’s the first video if you’re too lazy to go to the channel.

3) Avenging Spider-Man

The first Spider-Man comic I’ve bought in 10 years (and considering he’s my all time favourite comic book character, that’s a long time) and it’s all Joe Madureira’s fault.

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God damn, he draws a good Spider-Man. It’s slightly cartoony but has so much energy and character. It fits perfectly for this kind of book too. It’s a continuity light, action heavy, team-up book. Spidey gets to hang out with some of his Marvel friends and beat-up bad guys while wise-cracking along the way. The first issue was released this past month so jump on now. I enjoyed the hell out of it.

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4) WWE Cat Wrestling

Do you like kittens? Do you like wrestling? Then you’ll love kitten wrestling!

5) “Twas me Burfday yesturday”

That was both a highlight and a lowlight. I’m now officially 28. It’s been a great year and I can honestly say I’m happy with how things are going in my life right now. So yes, being alive is one of my favourite things of November. Deal with it.

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And that’s it! My favourite things of the last month.

Aaron Poole is the creator of the word “snuggle”. He is also more acurately an internet whore and rarely leaves the house. If you like what you read here check out his blog http://aaronfever.blogspot.com

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November 28, 2011

TV Or Not TV: Yawn of the Dead 11/28

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After a very long hiatus I’m once again glad to say to everyone hello, I’m the Doctor. I’m here to hel… Wait, no, that’s not right. 

I knew it would take a lot to get me to come out from my self-induced coma of “I’m too busy” to start writing again about the wonders the idiot’s lantern holds. After watching the mid-season finale of The Walking Dead I was finally poked and prodded enough to sit here and put my digital pen to paper. 

Let me say up front that I’m kind of upset with The Walking Dead for taking seven episodes to come up with an installment that I finally felt was worth my time. Don’t get me wrong, I like the show, however it has been pushing the limits of my patience. There’s been a whole lot of talking this season and a whole lot of walking. There hasn’t been a lot of action, though. A lot of this season had been the equivalent to the fishing scene from last season where Andrea and Amy compare their childhoods. There’s something going on for us to watch but it doesn’t endear me to the characters and it doesn’t move the story along. That’s been almost this entire season for me thus far.

What I consider to be a great example of this show not really going anywhere this season was the episode where Daryl was horse tossed into the river and had delusions of Merle. Somewhere during that spill Daryl went nuts and had his inner Merle tell him he was soft and needed to, in essence, nut up. Having your inner Merle lecture you somehow makes you go crazy and make a zombie ear necklace. So what happens when you heal up? Apparently you just get grumpy and not a whole lot else. So what was the point of it all?

Imagine my surprise and delight when the last episode finally had action, conflict, dilemmas and interesting revelations. Shane started to surface more as the savage survivalist that he’s been coming into. Rick had to acquiesce to Hershel in order to keep his group safe and Dale had to face off against Crazy Shane. This episode was like we had Walking Dead light for six episodes and suddenly we were given Walking Dead concentrate.

Now’s the point where I get really spoiler-y so if you still haven’t caught the episode come back later. 

Knowing that we were up against a mid-season finale we all knew there was going to be a shocking revelation and the most obvious would be that Sophia was now a zombie. It made perfect sense that she would be because she’s been gone for six episodes and regardless of how scared and lost she may have been it just doesn’t make sense that she would keep wandering further away. If she were a zombie she’d move even slower, right? So where was she?

The obvious answer to that question is that she would be in the barn. I never thought zombie Sophia would be in there because I figured someone would have spoken up about the fact that there was a little girl in there as well as the other town folk they knew so she couldn’t be in there. When she come shuffling out right after the zombie shooting game was played out I screamed, “Bullshit!” and started getting resentful at such non-sensical and blatant audience manipulation. 

Thankfully I watched The Talking Dead and my anger was quickly cooled because Robert Kirkmann, writer of the comic and show, explained to me the one simple line that I missed.  Hershel tells Rick that it was Otis, the guy that Shane shot in the leg to make him a zombie buffet, was the one who used to pull the walkers out of the muck. Otis was caught up in the effort of trying to save Carl’s life and made zombie chum before anyone had a chance to talk about missing Sophia. Had Shane worked with Otis to escape rather than offing him then our rag tag group may have had known a lot sooner the truth. 

The other thing those last ten minutes did was to actually make us sympathetic to the zombies of the show. Rick’s gang had no problem sinking rounds into the heads of the barn walkers when they hadn’t known them when they were alive, but the moment poor innocent ex-Sophia came shuffling out the entire group froze. They couldn’t take action because in that moment they finally saw things from Hershel’s viewpoint. Everyone didn’t see another walker, they saw the little girl they’ve been searching for. In that moment they forced Rick to have to clean up their mess in a bizarre parallel to the opening scene of the first season.

So now we wait until February to find out the ramifications of Shane’s actions. Based on the first half of this season I’m optimistically cautious of the second half of the season. I’m hoping they give us more than five mediocre episodes and one bang up season finale. Who am I kidding, I’ll be watching every single episode regardless.

Will Wilkins really likes to write about TV and also talks a lot on NetHeads over at SModcast.com

November 27, 2011

Trailer Park: Movie Gift Guide Roundup

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DVD/BLU-RAY ROUNDUP

It’s that time of the year when thoughts turn to gift giving and nowhere does this pain a giver more than when trying to decide on what movie ought to be gifted. With so many choices of films that could easily compliment the slew of other gifts under the tree, or menorah, or any other religious artifact under which you want to place it, here is a tight round up of movies that you maybe should consider depending on the tastes of the discerning consumer in your life with the most appropriate profile to which it should go.

TO THE ASPIRING FILMMAKER

1310501279What I still love about Evan Glodell’s BELLFLOWER is that it is ambitious.

It wants to be something deep and psychologically stirring but, as he’s mentioned in interviews, and he certainly brought it up to me, he took years off between fashioning the first half of this movie and then beginning work on the back half and it shows. Not that it’s bad by any means, but you absolutely can tell the flow is moving in a different direction and at what point that takes place. Filled with fantastic visuals and enough practical effects that convince you he’s got a bright future somewhere within the system of making films, BELLFLOWER is a treat that is best savored as a case study about what passion can do for someone looking to make a name for themselves.

ABOUT THE BLU-RAY:

– Behind the Scenes of Bellflower – featuring interviews with cast and crew, on set footage, and more
– Medusa Rundown – an in-depth look at the hand-built car
– Outtakes from the set
– Original theatrical trailer

Best friends Woodrow and Aiden spend all of their free time building MAD MAX-inspired flamethrowers and muscle cars in preparation for a global apocalypse. But when Woodrow meets a charismatic young woman and falls hard in love, he and Aiden quickly integrate into a new group of friends, setting off on a journey of love and hate, betrayal, infidelity, and extreme violence more devastating and fiery than any of their apocalyptic fantasies.

Originally from Wisconsin, Evan Glodell moved to California in his early 20s with a group of close friends to pursue his dream of becoming a filmmaker via their production collective “Coatwolf.” His credits include directing Cursive’s “Let Me Up” music video, cinematography on horror movie PLACEBO and short film SAVANNA, and conceptualizing and starring in the edgy sitcom BOSS OF THE GLORY for STIM TV. BELLFLOWER is Glodell’s feature-length directorial debut.

TO THE MAN CHILD WHO STILL PINES FOR GREMLINS OR THE GOONIES

1314829615Drop what you’re doing right at this moment and get yourself a copy of RARE EXPORTS before you give one to someone else.

A movie about an archeological dig in Finland that discovers an in-stasis Santa Claus, the movie quickly becomes something less about warm and fuzzies but of disappearing children, marauding elves, and the kind of sinister silliness that made moves like GREMLINS such a joy in the 80’s. Where RARE EXPORTS exceeds expectations is that it not only subverts the norm for a holiday movie but it makes hunting down Santa something of a joy and delight in and of itself. The level of action, comedy, frightening moments is almost too much to make you wonder why it is you’re only hearing about this now. Thing is, now you do and you cannot pass up the chance to see such a great reason to ring in this holiday season.

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It’s the eve of Christmas in northern Finland, and an ‘archeological’ dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn’t the one you want coming to town. When the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father Rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. Santa’s elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare ““ a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern day morality.

RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing.

DVD Features:

The two original short films in which the Christmas tale was born, Rare Exports Inc. (2003) and Rare Exports – The Official Safety Instructions (2005)
The Making of Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
“Blood in the snow” ““ a look at the concept art
Animatics & computer effects video comparison
Behind the scenes production stills photo gallery
Original theatrical trailer from Finland

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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) ““ a cult classic from the Oscilloscope vault featuring Pia Zadora in her first movie role

TO THE SERIOUS MOVIE LOVER

tabloidYou don’t have to be an Errol Morris fan to love his work but with such a wide breadth of topics that the master documentarian has tackled with panache and style it’s hard not to be in awe of what he’ll do next.

What he did next, though, was to examine the life of one Miss Wyoming and her devotion to a Mormon man who she followed to England. It is here that kidnapping, mind blowing sex, jailing, religion, and eventually their downfall take over and it’s the interviews that is really why this is one of the best documentaries of the year. The people that Morris talks to and the questions he asks is like giving a suicidal man enough rope to hang himself with. The outrageousness of this story is only matched by the outlandish problems in perception that some of these players have with regard to “the facts.” It’s a story that never quite becomes clear but that fine because the sheer delight is witnessing these human beings recall a story that really is hard to believe actually happened.

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Oscar-winning director Errol Morris presents his most provocative ““ and sexiest ““ film yet. In the late 1970s, Miss Wyoming Joyce McKinney became a tabloid staple when she kidnapped her former beau, a Mormon missionary named Kirk Anderson, and tied him to a bed to “deprogram” his religious beliefs ““ by having nonstop sex with him. Morris (The Fog of War, The Thin Blue Line) follows the salacious adventures of this beauty queen with an IQ of 168 whose single-minded devotion to the man of her dreams led her across the globe, into jail and onto the front page. Funny, strange and disturbing, TABLOID is a vivid portrait of obsession, delusion and scandal sheet notoriety.

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ONE FOR THE KIDS… AND FOR THE ONE IN YOU

Winnie-The-Pooh-Blu-ray-DVD-Combo-PackWhat you notice about WINNIE THE POOH’s latest installment is just how good it is.

It ought not to be a surprise knowing how well regarded Pooh’s previous entries still are among kids but in an age where movies like LION KING PART 2 and any other Disney cash grab are supping the goodwill out of many of their franchise properties that weren’t meant to be it is just downright refreshing to have an original story told with traditional animation and have it done so well. The story itself is kind of irrelevant (Eeyore loses a tail) but it has so much heart you won’t mind the slim running time. This one should not be missed and could be one of the best animated movies you missed this year.

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This October, Walt Disney Studios will release Winnie the Pooh on Blu-ray. Narrated by John Cleese (Time Bandits) and featuring musical performances from Zooey Deschanel (Surf’s Up), the all-new adventure finds author A.A. Milne’s beloved creation holding a special contest in the Hundred Acre Wood in order to replace pessimistic donkey Eeyore’s missing tail. Legendary voice actor Jim Cummings (Bee Movie) stars as Pooh, with Tom Kenny (The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie) as Rabbit and Craig Ferguson (How to Train Your Dragon) as Owl.

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– Mini-Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: The Balloon” bonus short film where Pooh comes up with a daring plan to get a hold of some honey by fooling a group of bees
– “The Ballad of Nessie” bonus short film detailing how Nessie found her new home in the Loch Ness
– Blu-ray Exclusive – Winnie the Pooh and His Story Too behind-the-scenes featurette – hosted by John Cleese – which explores Pooh’s history from the A.A. Milne books through the Disney movies
– Deleted scenes with introductions by directors Stephen Anderson (Meet the Robinsons) and Don Hall (The Princess and the Frog): “The Tummy Song,” “”Rabbit’s Friends and Relations,” Blu-ray Exclusive – “Original Eeyore Intro,” Blu-ray Exclusive – “Original Tigger Intro,” and “Pooh Searches for a Tail”
– Blu-ray Exclusive – Sing-Along with the Movie feature for seven song lyrics featured in the film
– Blu-ray Exclusive – Disney Song Selection feature: “Winnie the Pooh Theme Song,” “The Tummy Song, “A Very Important Thing To Do,” “The Backson Song,” “It’s Gonna Be Great,” “Everything is Honey,” and “The Winner Song Finale”

TO THE SERIOUS MOVIE LOVER PART II

cave-of-forgotten-dreams-3d-blu-rayWhat more is there to say about Werner Herzog that hasn’t been said already in more voluminous praise?

In the hands of anyone else, a documentary about some 30,000 year old cave paintings would languish somewhere on the National Geographic channel never to be appreciated like this movie has been this year. Fact of the matter is that Herzog uses 3D not to titillate or entice but to illustrate and inform. Never before has the medium felt more appropriate than it does when watching this movie. The act of reviewing and looking at the drawings from ancient man do more to tell the story of where we all came from than any sterile reenactment. This is a real history lesson and in Herzog’s hands it is glorious.

ABOUT THE BLU-RAY:

CAVE OF FORGOTTEN DREAMS, a breathtaking new 3D documentary from the incomparable Werner Herzog (ENCOUNTERS AT THE END OF THE WORLD, GRIZZLY MAN) follows an exclusive expedition into the nearly inaccessible Chauvet Cave in France, home to the most ancient visual art known to have been created by man. A hit at this year’s Toronto Film Festival, CAVE OF FORGOTTEN DREAMS is an unforgettable cinematic experience that provides a unique glimpse of pristine artwork dating back to human hands over 30,000 years ago — almost twice as old as any previous discovery.

FOR THE BOY WHO’S OBSESSED WITH HOT WHEELS

cars-2-blu-rayRegardless of what parents think, sometimes it’s just best to get the opinion of the target demo.

Step in my 9 year-old nephew and both him and I watch the latest from the folks at Pixar. What I saw happening was him enjoying the movie far more than I was. That’s not a backhanded compliment at all but I was getting enjoyment watching him laughing at the absurdity of Mater being mistaken for being a spy. Throw in the kind of giggles and gags that caters to the taste of young kids and polish it up in a way that only Pixar knows how to do. While I felt the story was serviceable and the voice talent up to snuff it really was a movie designed for kids. I could fault the animation house for slighting me this time around as half the fun of watching a movie from them is that I’ll be in on it but every now and then the kids get something they can call their own and I know my nephew was more than happy with the way things turned out for Mater and Lighting McQueen. Good for him.

ABOUT THE BLU-RAY:

Disney”¢Pixar’s fast-action summer hit “Cars 2” comes home on Blu-ray Combo Pack, Blu-ray 3D, Movie Download and DVD — November 1, 2011. Celebrating the 25th anniversary of Pixar Animation Studios, the high octane in-home release invites families and fans of all ages to come along on a journey around the world with the #1 animated film of the year and introduces an exclusive all-new animated short “Air Mater,” featuring the fan favorite character spinning his tales in an exciting adventure high above Radiator Springs. The must-own animated release also includes fascinating commentary from award-winning director John Lasseter and “Hawaiian Vacation,” the delightful animated short that accompanied the film in theatres.

The immersive “Cars 2” bonus features include an one-of-a-kind interactive “World Tour” map that takes viewers through nine different locations, including those featured in the film and more. A global thrill-ride, it allows viewers to go behind-the-scenes with the Pixar artists and filmmakers as they circle the globe finding inspiration for the most international of all Pixar films to date. “Cars 2” is also the first Pixar film to be released in spectacular Blu-ray 3D.

Academy Award®-winning filmmaker John Lasseter, chief creative officer for Walt Disney and Pixar Animation Studios, returns to the driver’s seat as director. “Cars 2” is produced by visual effects industry veteran Denise Ream (associate producer, “Up”; visual effects executive producer, “Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith”). Oscar®-winning composer Michael Giacchino (“The Incredibles,” “Up”) provides the electrifying score with a surf-rock-meets-spy-thriller flavor and a variety of global accents, evoking a sense of thrills, mystery and emotion. Brad Paisley, Robbie Williams, Weezer, French singer Bénabar and Japanese girl band Perfume lend their diverse musical talents to the film’s soundtrack.

Bonus Features:

Cars Toon “Air Mater” ““ Exclusive All-New Short

Toy Story Toon “Hawaiian Vacation” ““ Theatrically Released Short

Director John Lasseter Commentary
IN CASE OF HOLIDAY EMERGENCY, BREAK GLASS

unnamedOne of the things I abhor more than anything else around the holidays is finding the same old staples replaying like bad radio singles.

At times you just need to refresh the catalog and Christmas is no different. Even though you’re ahead of the game if you’re playing movies like A CHRISTMAS STORY or CHRISTMAS VACATION on replay it’s nice to see what else is out there that the kids can enjoy as well. If you’re looking for something that is a little less salty than when Clark Griswold goes ape in his living room and demanding the head of his boss then look no further than BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: THE ENCHANTED CHRISTMAS or PREP & LANDING.

With the newest BEAUTY AND THE BEAST story happening within the time that Belle finds herself captive with the Beast (you obviously would lose a little steam if doing a story after our prince gets his humanity back) this entry is a serviceable tale that would play a lot better to the kids than it would with the parents who remember the first version of this film. The songs aren’t particularly memorable and the story feels a little wobbly when you consider how thoughtful its previous entry was but, again, the movie played well with the younger audience.

One of the more recent Christmas themed entries that I found more than acceptable and actually wished was longer was Disney’s PREP & LANDING. Focusing on a couple of elves, one who’s bitter that he was passed over for a promotion after years of service and the other a fresh newbie, this was perhaps one of the more fantastic shows I’ve had a chance to see. The animation was fresh, the story was engaging, and it was, again, something I could enjoy just as much as my kids did. Absolutely think about picking this up if you’re finding yourself wondering what else you could see to get you in the mood to spread a little Christmas cheer.

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In anticipation of the holiday season, Walt Disney Studios will release Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas in a Blu-ray/DVD combo pack this November. The story of Belle’s attempts to bring Christmas cheer to the Beast and his gloomy existence, Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas takes place during the events of Beauty and the Beast.

The Blu-ray/DVD edition of the film, which premiered straight to video in 1997, does not have any confirmed technical specifications or supplemental materials; however, its previous DVD-only release contained the following special features:

Behind the scenes featurette on the animation of the Beauty and the Beast series
“Forte’s Challenge” memory game
Enchanted environment feature with animated fireplace scenes
Sing-along song tracks that can be played separately or during the feature film
Music video – “As Long As There’s Christmas” by PLAY

This coming holiday, Disney invites audiences of all ages to make Prep & Landing (the all-new modern classic Christmas tale) part of their family’s “must own” holiday-viewing collection! Arriving to DVD on November 22, 2011, Prep & Landing is the perfect blend of Christmas spirit, humor and entertaining characters that will keep the entire family grinning from ear-to-ear. Complete with two new bonus shorts – “Tiny’s Big Adventure” and “Operation Secret Santa” (which features Betty White as the voice of Mrs. Clause)

Prep & Landing is an adorable holiday story about a high-tech team of elves who ensure homes around the world are properly prepared for their visit from Santa. After working for a tireless 227 years, an elf named Wayne (voiced by Dave Foley) is upset when he doesn’t receive an expected promotion. Instead he is partnered with an idealistic rookie elf named Lanny (voiced by Derek Richardson) to execute a special Christmas Eve mission. While on their journey, Wayne and Lanny encounter unexpected challenges that push them to their limits and ultimately threaten Christmas for children around the world. But in the end, these two elves work together to guide Santa through a raging snowstorm in order to save Christmas.

Prep & Landing, which first debuted in 2009 as ABC TV’s first animated television special produced by Walt Disney Animation Studios, features the voice talents of DaveFoley (Disney●Pixar’s A Bug’s Life, Toy Story 2, Cars) as Wayne, Derek Richardson (TV’s “Men in Trees”) as Lanny, Sarah Chalke (TV’s “Scrubs” and “Roseanne”) as Magee, Mason Vale Cotton (TV’s “Desperate Housewives”) as Timmy Terwelp, David DeLuise (Disney Channel’s “Wizards of Waverley Place”) as Dancer, Peter Jacobson (TV’s “House M.D.,” Transformers) as Waterkotte, Lino DiSalvo (Disney’s Bolt) as Gristletoe Joe, William Morgan Sheppard (Transformers, The Prestige) as The Big Guy, Nathan Greno (Disney’s Bolt, Meet The Robinsons) as Dasher, Hayes MacArthur (Life As We Know It, She’s Out Of My League) as Thrasher and Kasha Kropinski (Fame, Big Fish) as Miss Holly.

Bonus Features:
– Prep & Landing Stocking Stuffer Shorts:
– “Tiny’s Big Adventure” ““ The assistant to the North Pole Christmas Eve Command Center is trying to make a pot of coffee and in the process, accidentally ruins the elves’ break room
– “Operation Secret Santa” ““ Lead elves Lanny and Wayne are sent on a special assignment by Mrs. Clause (voice of Betty White) into Santa’s office
– Prep & Landing Kringle Academy Training Videos ““ Entertaining Elf training videos shot in Santa’s workshop
– Elfdate.com/The Fruitcake Factory/Spa Navidad
– Welcome to Kringle Academy
– Kringle Academy Equipment Training
– Academy Do’s and Don’ts

FOR THE LOVER OF ANIME

robotech_thecompleteoriginalseriesDid anyone else watch this as much as I did growing up?

When the original series came out I was all of 10. I was hip deep in G.I. Joe love but it wasn’t until I discovered Transformers that I was opened up to the idea of a show that dealt with robotic beings that were capable of so much malevolence. I was open to digest more and Robotech came to me at just the right time.

I was afraid before watching the series over again that I could have been waxing nostalgia and giving this show a pass just because it made me remember the times when I was a youth. I knew I would have to be brutally honest when it came to revisiting the show but as soon as the first episode started I knew it was something more than just nostalgia that got me going all over again. Simply, the writing was excellent. It was silly, to be sure, but it didn’t insult me. It didn’t speak down to me and the animation itself was everything that anime from that time was supposed to be about: exaggerated explosions, obnoxious expressions.

It was great.

The nostalgia factor moved to the side as I found myself watching episode after episode, marveling at the care taken to restore these stories, visually, as best as A+E Networks Home Entertainment could. I understand this isn’t BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER KWAI but it was nice that a few more coats of polish were put on this thing. I fell in love all over again and the real draw for any fan thinking of picking this series up shouldn’t be the series itself, although that should be 90 percent why you should, it’s the behind the scenes documentaries and pilots and lost footage that should make any nerd drool with geek delight. It’s damn near 10+ hours of extras and in a land populated with behind the scenes content that is mere fluff it is nice to know that this archive exists for people like me who want to hold onto the past just a little while longer.

About the DVD:

Long before the current live action Transformers franchise took over the box office and introduced giant alien robots to a new generation, there was a sweeping animated sci-fi epic that delivered “mecha” to the masses: Robotech. Arriving on U.S. airwaves in the mid-80s via syndication, the legendary space opera ““ one of the very first anime imports — helped to usher in the multi-billion dollar anime industry and now, through the cult classic curators at A+E Networks Home Entertainment, the influential series will be reborn on DVD. Working in close conjunction with original Robotech producer Harmony Gold, the franchise will be available in a handsomely-designed collector’s set featuring all 85 re-mastered episodes of the engaging and dramatic anime classic. Available for $99.95srp, the specially-priced 17-disc set ROBOTECH: THE COMPLETE ORIGINAL SERIES will also feature four exclusive bonus discs with more than 10 hours of bonus content ““ much of which is new to DVD. The deal was brokered by Content Media Corporation, the worldwide distributor of the series.

A sweeping science-fiction anime epic, ROBOTECH was set at the turn of the millennium, when a mysterious spacecraft crash-landed on a South Pacific island. The secrets of alien knowledge aboard this vessel were unlocked, leading to the development of “Robotechnology” and the creation of a vast arsenal of robotic “mecha” to defend the Earth against the alien threats that would eventually strike, attempting to lay claim to the mysterious power source known as “protoculture.” Told through the eyes of characters caught in a successive series of three extraterrestrial invasions, the saga was the first anime series that many fans had seen, and is often credited with the explosion of anime fandom that continues to grow in the U.S. today.

The cornerstone of a blockbuster franchise that has spawned dozens of movies, books, toys, video games and comic books, ROBOTECH was originally licensed from Japan’s Tatsunoko Studios, adapted from three different series and re-edited and re-dubbed into English. Because ROBOTECH hailed from three completely different anime series, Harmony Gold joined them into a cohesive narrative by splitting them into three distinct chapters, each representing a different generation of the saga: THE MACROSS SAGA (36 episodes), THE ROBOTECH MASTERS (24 episodes) and THE NEW GENERATION (25 episodes). These are also informally referred to as “The First Robotech War,” “The Second Robotech War” and “The Third Robotech War” respectively.

Aside from featuring all 85 half-hour episodes of the original series (re-mastered from original elements for this release), ROBOTECH: THE COMPLETE ORIGINAL SERIES also includes over ten hours of bonus programming:

“¢ The Making of Robotech Documentary ““ NEW to DVD
“¢ Robotech Music Videos ““ NEW to DVD
“¢ Robotech Overview ““ NEW to DVD
“¢ Alternate versions of select Robotech episodes ““ NEW to DVD
“¢ Robotech: The Movie supplementals (including several sequences NEW to DVD)
“¢ Macross Original Pilot ““ 70 minute extended version – NEW to DVD
“¢ Promotional reel of Robotech Launch in China ““ NEW to DVD
“¢ Over an hour of deleted scenes
“¢ Robotech: The Sentinels (with optional audio commentary)
“¢ Robotech: The Sentinels promotional video
“¢ Macross Original Pilot ““ Parts 1, 2 and 3
“¢ Mospeada Original Pilot ““ Part 1
“¢ Original opening and closing animations
“¢ Galaxy of the Stars – Harmony Gold promotional reel
“¢ Toy Commercial and Videogame presentation reels
“¢ International clips for all three Robotech Wars
“¢ A vast stills appendix containing character bios, model sheets, pre-production art, comic book covers, and merchandise galleries
“¢ And much, much more!

Voted #34 on the “Top 100 Animated Series of All Time” by IGN.com, ROBOTECH will also be released day-and-date in several additional configurations. THE FIRST ROBOTECH WAR (THE MACROSS SAGA; 5 discs), THE SECOND ROBOTECH WAR (THE ROBOTECH MASTERS; 4 discs) and THE THIRD ROBOTECH WAR (TRHE NEW GENERATION; 4 discs) will also be available for fans both new and old.

With interest in “mecha” at an all-time high, don’t miss out on this landmark in anime history from the guardians of classic TV DVD at A+E Networks Home Entertainment.

FOR DAD

itat_fan_out-copyI know this show wasn’t around when I was born but through the magic of VHS I was able to see what absolutely is Robert Wagner’s best work.

As a cat burglar turned government operative, really the American version of James Bond with a thievery problem, the show which ran from 1968-1970 didn’t exactly last long but the shows that it did put out there, 66 in all, are testament to what old time television used to be like and how well it could be if done the right way. Gone are the trappings of high budget productions, IT TAKES A THIEF relys more on Wagner’s suave and debonair style than it did on the seriousness of having a character perpetually pulling off capers in the name of the greater good.

While the show never quite settles on either being completely serious or Batman like campy, the harmonious balance with which this series teeters on is just pure delight. While the biggest surprises for me were seeing episodes I had never seen before and noticing the nice transfers that blow my grainy tapes out of the water, it is the interviews with show producer Glen Larson and Wagner that make this a set that any fan of mid-century television worth investing in. Larson, who would go on to have his hand in Battlestar Galactica, Quincy, M.E. and scads of other notable shows, provides the kind of insight into this series that only a veteran like him can offer.

The show suffered from a little bit of predictability as it petered out towards the end of its run but even as it was in the throes of cancellation there is just no denying that Wagner is having fun as this lovable, affable thief. He absolutely is in command of every episode, no matter how looney the premise for that week’s show, and this set provides hours of thoughtful nostalgia. Be it a sly smile or a clever disguise there is something to like in this man. With a little Danny Ocean charm, a soundtrack that feels like it belongs in one of Soderbergh’s entries, the show is everything that OCEAN’S ELEVEN wants to be and it shows.

About the DVD set:

Fusing the heist and espionage genres, IT TAKES A THIEF was an action-adventure series that aired on ABC for two-and-a-half seasons between January 9, 1968, and March 24, 1970. Marking the TV debut of six-time Golden Globe Nominee Robert Wagner (Austin Powers, “Hart to Hart”), the cult classic series was inspired by Hitchcock’s 1955 Cary Grant film, To Catch a Thief, and was among the last of the 1960s spy television genre. Never-before-available on ANY format, Entertainment One presents IT TAKES A THIEF: THE COMPLETE SERIES in a collectible 18-disc set containing all 66 digitally remastered episodes and a host of bonus featurettes and extras.

Stealing to finance his life as a playboy and sophisticate, Alexander Mundy (Wagner) was the world’s greatest cat burglar”¦ until the day he got caught. But thievery skills are an asset in the world of espionage, so Mundy is pardoned when he agrees to use his wily ways to help steal for the SIA, an American espionage agency. Technically under house arrest, Mundy then travels the world over, performing daring acts of thievery in the name of Uncle Sam. He also works closely with SIA department head, Noah Bain (“˜70s TV mainstay, Malachi Throne), his boss, aide, friend and watchdog. It was Throne who also lent his deep distinctive voice to the split-screen credit sequence set to Dave Grusin’s memorable theme, saying: “Oh, look, Al, I’m not asking you to spy, just asking you to steal.”

The series was created by Emmy® Award winning television writer Roland Kibbee ““ who had written for “The Virginian” and “The Bob Newhart Show” and would go on to write for “Columbo” and “Barney Miller”. And, along with Fred Astaire, who became a semi-regular as Alexander’s retired burglar dad, Alister, IT TAKES A THIEF also boasted a who’s who of A-list guest stars including Season One’s Raymond Burr (“Perry Mason”, Rear Window), Susan Saint James (“Kate & Allie”, “McMillan and Wife”), Gavin MacLeod (“The Love Boat”, “Mary Tyler Moore”), Tina Louise (“Gilligan’s Island”, The Stepford Wives), Bill Bixby (“The

Incredible Hulk”, “The Magician”) and Eve Plumb (“The Brady Bunch”, Little Women), Season Two’s Ricardo Montalbon (“Fantasy Island”, The Naked Gun), Joseph Cotton (Citizen Kane, The Third Man), Richard Kiel (The Spy Who Loved Me, Happy Gilmore), George Takei (“Star Trek”, “Heroes”), Teri Garr (Young Frankenstein, Tootsie), Roddy McDowall (Planet of the Apes, Cleopatra) and Julie Newmar (“Batman”, Seven Brides of Seven Brothers) and Season Three’s Peter Sellers (The Pink Panther, Dr. Strangelove), Frankie Avalon (Grease, The Alamo), Elsa Lanchester (Mary Poppins, The Bride of Frankenstein), and Bette Davis (All About Eve, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?) and Cesar Romero (“Batman”, “Falcon Crest”)

FEATURES

· All 66 Episodes Digitally Re-Mastered

· Extended Feature-Length Version of the Pilot Episode

· The King of Thieves: Interview with Robert Wagner

· A Matter of Larceny: Interview with Glen A. Larson

· Limited Edition Senitype (reproduced 35mm film frame)

· It Takes a Thief Exclusive 4-Piece Coaster Set

· Collectible Booklet with retrospective essay

Running Time: 816 mins.

For the latest breaking news on IT TAKES A THIEF and other releases, follow Entertainment One on Twitter: http://twitter.com/eOneHomeVideo

November 25, 2011

Weekend Shopping Guide 11/25/11: When The River Meets The Sea

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

I’m still not entirely sure I understand everything that happened in the 6th season of Doctor Who (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.98 SRP), but you have to admire the narrative chutzpah that showrunner Steven Moffat brought to the table as we dealt with the Doctor’s march toward death and the unraveling story of River Song. The 6-disc set contains all 13 episodes plus the Christmas special, plus newly-filmed additional scenes, audio commentaries, Confidential featurettes, the Comic Relief sketches, prequels, monster files, and trailers.

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Having a high capacity external battery source handy is always a good thing, which is why the New Trent iCruiser Power Pack ($79.99) is pretty darn nifty, as the rechargeable battery provides hours of power with overheat/overcharge/over-discharge/short-circuit protection.

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Borne of dozens of cable TV viewings in my youth, Three Amigos (HBO, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$14.98 SRP) is one of those comedies that holds a warm place in my heart, much like Trading Places, Blues Brothers, Caddyshack, and Vacation. So yes, it’s nice to see it in high definition, looking great, and even sporting newly discovered deleted scenes, a cast interview, and a cast reunion booklet celebrating the film’s 25th anniversary.

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As the big screen feature makes its debut, I’m a little disappointed that we’re only getting the first season of the fun, and faithful, animated Adventures Of Tintin (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP) instead of the complete run. The 2-disc set contains 13 episodes, and is well worth giving a spin.

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Has it really been 10 years since the debut of the original – and still far superior – version of The Office (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP)? It must be, because there’s a brand new 10th anniversary special edition set available, sporting both seasons and the Christmas special, plus brand new episode introductions, extended interviews with Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant (and celebrity fans), the Comedy Connections documentary, and the original pilot. If that weren’t enough, the set also ports over all of the special features from the original set. So yeah, a must have.

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I’m baffled as to why the beautiful Prep & Landing (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) shorts are only making their seasonal debut on standard DVD and not in glorious high definition Blu-Ray, but at least they’re available, along with bonus materials including elf training reels, commercials, and more. But please, Disney – high definition. Stat.

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It could be a lot shorter, but My Fair Lady (Fox, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP) is one of my favorite film musicals, owing mainly to the charming chemistry between Rex Harrison and Audrey Hepburn. Now, it’s made its way to Blu-Ray, all spruced up and looking and sounding loverly. Bonus materials include a making-of documentary, featurettes, an audio commentary, alternate Audrey Hepburn vocals on the songs, and more.

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I couldn’t shake the feeling while watching JJ Abrams’ Super 8 (Paramount, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$44.99 SRP) that I was watching an homage to classic Spielberg films so slavish as to be completely off-putting in how it tries so hard with an effort that keeps shoving itself in your face. Say what you like about Spielberg’s button pushing ways, in the films that made him a legendary director, that button-pushing came from a genuine place. It’s as if Abrams doesn’t quite understand what he’s trying to capture (the same problem his lamentable Star Trek had). For a point of comparison, see how effortlessly yet completely Attack Of The Block captures the feel of a classic John Carpenter film. Well, at least this had a halfway interesting train crash. Almost balanced out the lens flare. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a deconstruction of the train crash sequence.

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It’s no great shakes, but kids will probably enjoy the 4th film in director Robert Rodriguez’s Spy Kids trilogy, Spy Kids: All The Time In The World (Anchor Bay, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP). The film introduces a new pair of kids (with supporting roles given to the old guard) taking on a maniacal villain (Jeremy Piven) bent on time-based world domination. Ricky Gervais even shows up. As a talking robot dog. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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For all of the little princesses in your life, Disney has released a new special edition of the direct-to-video Beauty And The Beast: Belle’s Magical World (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP) and the high definition debut of the holiday-themed Beauty And The Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (Walt Disney, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP).

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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Whotininnies 5: The Doctor’s Not Here, Man

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Join Ken Plume and Glen Oliver as they take you on a journey beyond geekiness and nerdiness – Well, they pretty much just nerd out geekily and have a bit of a chat about Doctor Who and all things sci-fi.

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Ken and Glen light the lights and travel to a colony in space. As always, our theme is courtesy of Chameleon Circuit.

Hope you enjoy…
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November 24, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-11-24

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FOR THE LOVE OF KHAN, PEOPLE, if you’re frying a turkey today, don’t just be safe – BE SHATNER SAFE…

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November 22, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-11-22

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This is one of the most beautiful yet disturbing wonders of nature I’ve seen recently… Behold – LANDOCTOPUS!…

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FREDagator: 2011-11-22

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Nothing quite captures the pain of Thanksgiving like the truly abominable 1987 Marvel Superheroes Macy’s Parade Float…

And as a special bonus, here’s the awkwardly touchy-feely 1989 Marvel Superheroes Float…

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