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January 20, 2012

Win THE TUSKEGEE AIRMEN on Blu-Ray!

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January 17, 2012

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Daniel Kaluuya

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with actor Daniel Kaluuya about taxes, eggs, acting, Fades, singing in the rain, Brooker’s Mirror, curry, and grapples.

The first series of THE FADES is currently airing on BBC America Saturday nights at 9/8C, and you can find out more on the official website HERE.

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Rufus Hound 4

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with comedian, raconteur, and bon vivant Rufus Hound about bellows, adult contemporary rap, Jiminy Biscuits, blowing noses, quantum twins, Lemon drops, and math.

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January 16, 2012

Party Favors: Crimson Bruins

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COURT OF THE CRIMSON KING – How sweet it is that Youtube no longer inflicts a ten minute limit to posted video clips. Video uploaders used to slice away frames to get it under the clock. No longer do big pieces have to be butchered into multiple segments forcing viewers to find the next segment. If only this had happened before I had to slice my visit to Dennis Hof’s Bunny Ranch into ten parts. The bliss of the longer time was recently enjoyed when Luxuriamusic.com’s Chuck Kelly introduced me to a King Crimson concert special made for French TV in 1974.

The band is in its Starless and Bible Black glory with Robert Fripp (guitar), John Wetton (bass and vocals), David Cross (Violin and Melotron) and Bill Bruford (drums). What struck me while watching the show was Bruford’s white overalls with the Boston Bruins logo. Seeing how the Bruins have returned to the Stanley Cup winning glory of the Bobby Orr years, this is a good time to discover where he got the overalls. It was the ’70s and stores were packed with odd items such as umbrella hats, tube tops and leisure suits. Were these overalls bought at the Boston Bruins gift shop inside the Boston Garden? Did he originally get them when he was touring arenas with Yes? Were they a fan’s present?

After a fruitless internet search, I headed over to Bill Bruford’s website which conveniently is www.billbruford.com. Amazingly enough, a photo on the site of Bill and the cover of his autobiography has him wearing the mysterious Boston Bruins overalls. There was not quick answer on the site to their origin. It was time to ask Bill Bruford directly by clicking “Contact.”

The contact section didn’t look too inviting. “Bill has retired from public performance and regrets that he is no longer available for chitchat and advice. He is unlikely to be blogging,” the site warns. “Bill has been interviewed exhaustively on all aspects of his career, particularly those relating to Progressive Rock. His involvement in and thoughts on this are well represented first-hand in the following recommended sources. He would be grateful if these could be referred to before applying for further interviews on the subject.”

This seemed like a dead end. He’s retired and probably has better things to do than recall his wardrobe from nearly 40 years ago. But by this point I had become fully obsessed with his Bruins overalls. What’s the price of sending an email to England? It was worth a risk.

So I wrote a quick note: I poked around your book, but couldn’t find the answer to this nagging question – how did you end up with the white pair of overalls with the Boston Bruins logo? Were they made for you by a fan or bought off the rack? It’s the pair you’re wearing on the cover of the book.

A few days later, an email arrived from the webmaster of Bill Bruford’s website:

Thanks for your query which Bill has read and asked me to respond to. His girlfriend sewed the Bruins logo onto a store-bought pair of overalls, and the logo sort of became adopted by Bill.

FYI there’s a new T-Shirt in the store that features the logo that you might like.

What a relief. The mystery of the Bruins overalls has been solved. This explains why you can’t find Bruins white overalls on eBay. Perhaps someday Boston’s Sports Museum will display Bill’s Bruin overalls next to the good luck windbreaker from last year’s Stanley Cup winning run?

In case your curious, the t-shirt is from Bill’s 1980 tour and uses his variation of the spoked B. Here’s the full link:
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KING AND QUEEN OF TV 2011

Normally the honor of being the King of TV is bestowed upon one person that made the cable crackle. But this year we’re pleased to announce a tie. Barry Weiss of Storage Wars and Danielle Colby Cushman of American Pickers are the King and Queen of TV for 2011.

Barry Weiss is what makes Storage Wars fun to watch. His arrival is always a treat as he drives up in another fantastic car from a collection that must rival Jay Leno. His sense of fashion is not matched by the others in the group who have clung to their identities. He’s more bold than Dave Hester’s black work uniform, Darryl’s cheesy tanktops and Jarrod’s brand of t-shirts. Only Brandi comes close to Barry’s choices. Barry can go from a skeleton motorcycle jacket to a St. Patrick’s Day outfit. Drew Carey ought to dress like Barry. While the other four people whine about how they need to keep their stores and flea market tables stocked, Barry arrives at the abandoned storage unit auctions for a sense of adventure. He keeps the cool stuff. Barry reminds us that it’s good for the elderly to have a hobby outside of cutting their pills in half. He made his money in produce sales in SoCal. Now he’s sharing the lettuce with the rest of America. Barry’s the kind of guy that if you spot him while you’re out, you’re first response is “I’m at the right place.” When I grow up, I want to be Barry Weiss.

Danielle Colby Cushman is the person stuck behind in Iowa when Frank and Mike go around America digging through barns for rusty treasures. She works the phones and moves merchandise at the shop. Danielle is TV’s anti-Pixie girl with her numerous tattoos and rockabilly attitude. Her love of roller derby and burlesque makes her all curves and elbows. If there was a battle to the death at Antique Archeology, my money is on Danielle to make quick work of Frank and Mike. For those pondering what she has on her lower back, you can hunt online and see it’s a tribute to a violin.

In a world where reality TV has the stars share too much personal information, Barry and Danielle maintain a little bit of mystery on the screen. They’re not the Kardashians or Gene Simmons with the camera having to expose every element of their life.

What’s amazing is how Barry and Danielle have all the makings of a celebrity power couple. Danielle’s the perfect riding companion in Barry’s unique car collection. Barry’s the right guy to occupy a table at her modern burlesque show. If they’re smart, they’ll at least hang out long enough to create speculation in all the tabloids. The media will wonder what these two really have in common? The answer is simple: they’re the Party Favors King and Queen of TV for 2011.

THAT GUY

What’s the point of Channing Tatum?

Why is Channing Tatum? Has there ever been a leading man that’s been so forgettable? He’s got the facial expression range of a pencil eraser. He’s so lame that I think he’s a Nick Swardson impersonation. Watching one of his movies makes me understand how Alzheimer’s Disease works. Halfway through I’ll forget he’s in the movie. And when he reappears, I only know it’s him because I recognize that I’ll be forgetting he’s in the film in a few minutes. It would probably help if he wore a nametag that read “Hello, I’m Channing Tatum. Pardon the dust.” His acting name ought to be Velveeta Watercress.

CORMAN CORNER

Roger Corman’s Cult Classics Triple Feature Lethal Ladies 2 brings plenty of female action to the screen. Put plenty of butter on the popcorn for this marathon. The first feature is The Arena which reunites Pam Grier and Margaret Markov after their hit Black Mama, White Mama. Instead of a steamy Filipino prison, the duo are now chained up in ancient Rome. Even though both are repressed, they still despise each other. They are owned by the guy who runs the local gladiator arena. Here’s a great scene of the ladies messing up the kitchen:

Pam and Margaret’s battle inspires the owner to book female fighting at his arena to get the crowd pumped up. Things are kinda fun at first until the crowd craves a human sacrifice at the end of the match.

Pam and Margaret have to team up to escape before they’re forced to kill each other. The Arena is all swords, sandals and seduction. Even though this take place before indoor plumbing, there’s still a showering scene. The bonus features include a commentary from director Steve Carver. A short documentary interviews Carver, Margaret and Roger Corman. Turns out somebody got married after the shoot.

Fly Me returns us to Asia courtesy of Corman’s Filipino counterpart Cirio H. Santiago (Firecracker). Three stewardesses get on their trans-Pacific flight to Hong Kong looking for kicks. Pat Anderson wants to have a frisky time with a frequent flyer except her mother has a ticket to ride. Naomi Stevens (The Apartment) wants to keep her daughter a virgin by being an annoying form of birth control. One gal gets kidnapped in Hong Kong by mobsters. The third stewardess hunts for her missing boyfriend. While the synopsis talks about stewardesses using kung fu to fight off hijackers on their plane, this never happens. Santiago’s plane set is barely large enough for a Piper cub. A kick at the back bathroom would land on the co-pilot’s head. There are plenty of kung fu battles on the ground especially when a stewardess has to fight off the human traffickers. The three stories intersect at an outlaw brothel at a seedy airport. The first reel of the print is rather rough, but this was the only copy Shout! Factory could find of the film. The film appeared to have never been released on VHS so this was the only way to see it. The remaining three reels are cleaner. Consider this the true grindhouse effect. Dick Miller has a cameo as a taxi driver who gets an eyeful of his stewardess passenger. Vic Diaz is a hungry cop who bonds with the annoying mom.

Cover Girl Models is another Santiago film. This time American models come to the Asian location and get tangled in a spy ring. There’s lot of chases through the Filipino locations. Pat Anderson and Vic Diaz of Fly Me return to the trouble. You can never have enough Vic Diaz in your video collection. Mary Woronov’s office at the modeling agency has the poster art for The Arena on the wall. This moment ties together the triple feature.

DVD SHELF

Hawaii Five-O: The Twelfth and Final Season wraps up the Jack Lord era. With James MacArthur (Danno) quitting the show during the hiatus, Steve McGarrett’s elite police force only consisted of Duke (Herman Wedemeyer). He needed to restock the force. “A Lion in the Street” focuses on mobsters making a grab for a Hawaiian hotel workers’ union. The first new hire is Truck (Moe Keale). He’s a schlub version of Kono who often gets turned into a punching bag by the bad guys. Jim Carew (Rich Man, Poor Man‘s William Smith) is an ex-cop out to nail mobster Ross Martin (The Wild Wild West). McGarrett likes Carew’s toughness and makes him part of the team after renaming him Kimo. Guess he needed a Danno-style name to call out. “Who Says Cops Don’t Cry?” almost makes Kevin Wilson (Frankie Stevens) part of Five-O. He gets killed before McGarrett can give him the news. McGarrett gives the slot to Wilson’s wife (Sharon Farrell). “Through the Heaven’s Fall” lets a sports club hunt down crooks that beat the system. Robert Reed (The Brady Bunch) is part of the justice group. All you need to know about “School for Assassins” is Lloyd Bochner guest stars. Is that a young Jeff Daniels in “The Flight of the Jewels?” Why it is. The big finale is “Woe to Wo Fat.” This is the final face off between McGarrett and his arch enemy. Wo Fat (Khigh Dhiegh) is kidnapping scientists for his latest plot. McGarrett puts on a disguise so he can get into Wo’s lair. None of the rest of the Five-O force appears so it’s just these two giants facing off in the jungle. People often debate about how weird Hawaii Five-O had become by the end of it’s run. But if you’ve been collecting the series, the final season isn’t that outlandish. The only real disappointment is the final lines spoken by Jack Lord weren’t “Book ’em, Danno!” Aloha, McGarrett!

Mannix: The Sixth Season brings more tales from the greatest Scotch and Steak private eye of the 20th Century. Joe Mannix (Mike Connors) takes on all cases and sometimes finds himself the target this season. His only real back up is Peggy Fair (Gail Fisher). “The Open Web” has nothing to do with the SOPA. It’s got everything to do with Rip Torn (The Larry Sanders Show) being tracked down by Mannix. “Cry Silence” gives the double power of Geoffrey Lewis (the man who isn’t Robert Pine) and Anthony Zerbe (Licence to Kill). “The Crimson Halo” marks the return of Joseph Campenella except he’s not Lew Wickersham from season one. Robert Reed takes a break from being Mr. Brady to play Lt. Adam Tobias on a couple episodes including “Portrait of a Hero” and “Inside Man.” “To Kill a Memory” won’t let you forget Martin Sheen and John Vernon (National Lampoon’s Animal House). “One Step to Midnight” lets Harold Gould (The Dean of Thespians) express an evil side. Adam West (Batman) gets to cross paths with Mannix on “A Puzzle for One.” “A Matter of Principle” gives us Fish (Abe Vigoda) and The Bride of Frankenstein (Elsa Lanchester). “The Faces of Murder” gives the sweetness of Tina Louise (Ginger on Gilligan’s Island). “Search for a Whisper” silences with William Shatner (Star Trek) and Yvonne Craig (Batgirl on Batman). How did they not cast Burt Ward? The season wraps up with “The Danford File.” That file includes Jessica Walter (Arrested Development & Archer). Another fine season of Mannix fighting off trouble while keeping a fist ready for his drink. Only two more to go before all Mannix is above the bar.

Dennis the Menace: The Final Season brings to an end the live action adventures of the world’s smallest tornado. What finally brought an end to his reign of neighborhood terror? Did Mr. Wilson finally go nuts and take care of business? Nope. It was worse. Actor Jay North hit puberty. The show was based on a cartoon about an out of control kid. Audiences weren’t ready to see a teenage version of the kid. The producers cranked out 38 more episodes for the fourth season before Dennis had to shave. Gale Gordon had become Mr. Wilson without any talk about his missing brother anymore. He’s a writer that turns into Dennis’ biographer. “The Chinese Girl” brings Chinese guests to Mr. Wilson’s house. Dennis takes a shine to the daughter while Margaret (Jeannie Russell) wants to give her a shiner. “The New Principal” brings Charles Lane to the academic search. “Wilson’s Second Childhood” lets him act like the rest of the kids for an article. One of his new playmates is Kurt Russell (Big Trouble in Little China). “My Uncle Ned” is none other than Edward Everett Horton (Rocky Show). “Junior Astronaut” lets Dennis meet John “Shorty” Powers, a real astronaut. Mr. Wilson can’t get the kid launched into orbit like a chimp. “Baby Booties” turns the simple act of knitting into the talk of the town. Mrs. Wilson makes booties to put over Mr. Wilson’s golf clubs. Dennis spreads the word that she’s really knocked up. Mr. Wilson does need kids in “My Four Boys.” He can’t win a prize from Harvey Korman if he can’t claim Dennis and three other punks as his sons. A series can’t end until Harold Gould does a guest shot. In this case, he arrives for “The Three F’s.” Shout! Factory is offering a complete set of all four seasons for those of you who won’t buy a TV show until it’s all released on DVD.

Action Double Feature: The Last Hard Men / Sky Riders is a double dose of James Coburn on horseback and in the air. Coburn’s one of the great tough guys of cinema. He’s given the proper twin bill that might have played a nearby drive-in back in 1976. The Last Hard Men is a rough and tumble western. Coburn’s breaks out of prison with revenge on his mind. He wants to destroy Charlton Heston for sending him away. Coburn makes him suffer first by kidnapping Charlton’s daughter (Barbara Hershey). Eventually it comes down to Coburn versus Charlton to the extreme in the wilderness. Larry Wilcox (CHiPs) and Michael Parks (Kill Bill) have supporting roles. Director Andrew McLaglen had previous made Monkeys, Go Home! and MST3K classic Mitchell with Joe Don Baker.

Sky Riders takes us back to the days when hang gliding was all the Hollywood rage. Robert Culp’s wife (Superman II‘s Susannah York) and children get kidnapped. The star of I Spy fails to rescue them with police help. It’s up to James Coburn to handle the situation since he’s York’s ex-husband. He figures out the best way to attack the terrorists’ mountain top hideout is with a crack hang gliding team. John Beck (Rollerball) is part of the soaring fun.

I can’t get enough of the hang gliding fun. Here’s another clip:

Coburn’s rules the screen in this double feature. Sky Riders is so freakish with the hang gliding that it’s a perfect film to invite pals over for popcorn and Pabst.

Monsignor is an inadvertent comedy. Christopher Reeve plays a priest who moves up the Holy ladder at Vatican City starting in World War II. He’s a fighting priest who took on the Nazis before getting the what should be cushy job of treasurer of the Roman Catholic Church. However the war has messed up the money. Reeve must make dirty deals with Italian mafia members to keep things afloat. He also has plenty of lust in his heart and hooks up with a nun (Genevieve Bujold of Dead Ringers). Everything is over the top without the actors sensing they’re camp religious icons. Instead of playing a priest again, Jason Miller (The Exorcist & Nickel Ride) gets to mob it up. Adolfo Celi (the villain from Thunderball) gets to wear a Cardinal’s red. Joe Pantoliano (The Matrix) is an old army buddy. The film is so brilliantly dramatic that it has more laughs than an Adam Sandler comedy. Nobody seems to know this isn’t a great film. Director Frank Perry was hot off Mommie Dearest so he still had the mojo flowing through is fingertips. Hard to figure out how the guy who helmed Diary of a Mad Housewife could end up calling the shots on Monsignor. I hope he had some serious demons. Survivors of Catholic high schools will enjoy thinking Christopher Reeve could wear the collar.

Kojak: The Complete Movie Collection features the original pilot movie (which isn’t on the Season One boxset) and seven revival specials. “The Marcus-Nelson Murders” (1973) introduced America to the Lt. Theo Kojak (Telly Savalas), a Greek police detective on the trail of a killer. While they already have a confessed suspect, Kojak doesn’t buy it. While the pilot doesn’t contain his supporting actors from the series, it is packed with stars including Marjoe Gortner (Food of the Gods), Jose Ferrer, Ned Beatty, Allen Garfield and Chita Rivera. After it’s five season run in the ’70s, Kojak returned as two TV movies in the mid-80s. “The Belarus File” (1985) spices things up as Kojak is teamed with Suzanne Pleshette (The Bob Newhart Show) to track down Nazis. The reunion movie is a little bit bittersweet since it would be George Savalas’ final outing as Stavros. He’d die soon after. “The Prince of Justice” (1987) makes him suspect Kate Nelligan has killed her two sons. Kojak would get promoted to Inspector when ABC revived the series as part of the Mystery Movie Series along with Columbo in 1989. Kojak would get a new crew including Andre Braugher as Detective Winston Blake. “It’s Always Something” has the return of Crocker (Kevin Dobson) although now he’s an Assistant D.A. “None So Blind” has Kojak tangle with Rip Torn (The Larry Sanders Show) and Jerry Orbach (Dirty Dancing). “Fatal Flaw” scores with the fatally seductive Angie Dickinson. While it seems odd that The Complete Movie Collection comes out before Season Three arrives in March, the inclusion of the original pilot helps make sense of the police detective who pondered, “Who love ya, baby.”

Trailer Park: TI WEST and PAT HEALY of THE INNKEEPERS

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By Christopher Stipp

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THE INNKEEPERS

the-innkeepers-posterI don’t get many two-fers around these parts but I was sure going to take advantage of the opportunity after being offered when both PAT HEALY and TI WEST came up for THE INNKEEPERS. Many have probably heard of the film by now either because people have been muttering about how great it is or because of director/writer Ti West’s appeal to the 21st century generation to not download his film. What is remarkable about the plea, though, was that it was a manifesto not admonishing people who would do it but that it took a decidedly positive tone in the way it championed the independent spirit and grit of those who helped make the film and to make a statement by buying a ticket, by buying into the idea that this movie has an intrinsic value and that by buying it you’re not owning a commodity but are making a statement about independent movies. It was a special thrill to talk to Ti and to get an idea of his passions and his motivations. Equally, talking to Pat Healy was fascinating if for no other reason than to talk to an actor who isn’t buying into the usual affectations of Hollywood actors. He’s easy like Sunday morning and his performance in the movie only helps make the case that Ti’s writing is sharp and on point. THE INNKEEPERS is a must see this winter and you can catch it now through VOD or wait until February 3rd when the movie will be coming to theaters.

TI WEST – INTERVIEW

CHRISTOPHER STIPP: It’s a pleasure to talk to you. House of the Devil is still one of my favorite horror movies to come out in the last few years. After watching The Innkeepers, I was struck that you’re not one to gravitate towards splatter. How did you reject the pull to make something akin to torture porn that is en vogue? Did you say to yourself that you wanted to make more intelligent, better thought out horror?

TI WEST: Well, it’s not that it’s really thought out on my end. The style just comes out that way. I remember being at the premiere and we were like “Alright, here we go”¦” when people started calling it a slow burn. The reason it’s called a slow burn is because it doesn’t have a scare every scene and all these positive reviews that called it “the new slow burn movie””¦it was then that I realized I had no control over it. It was actually a great moment because I realized there is no point in me thinking about that anymore. For me, it’s a movie first and a horror movie second. I don’t go to movies to see people get killed. I go to see stories and characters and that’s the way I make movies and I’m just going to keep doing it that way.

CS: The reception, like you said, has been so positive much in the way the House of the Devil was marketed so well and The Innkeepers, following that movie up, has got a little bit of comedy, little bit of that scare. When you sit down to write these kinds of films, what is first and foremost in your mind when you begin just penning something like this?

WEST: I don’t know. It’s such a personal experience. With this movie it was personal because we lived in that hotel. And then slowly as the production went on people started to believe the hotel was haunted and the staff thought it was haunted. There really was a guy at the front desk with a ghost hunting website ““ the whole town is obsessed with the place. And so a year or so later when I wanted to do a ghost story I thought, man. I lived one. Wouldn’t that be cool? I know that so well so why don’t I do that movie? And what if we actually went back to the real place? How bizarre and a strange filmmaking this would be. So that’s what we did. And I tried to infuse ““ what was most important to me was to make it a charming ghost story because I had never seen that before. I always tell people I am cut out to either direct movies or be like a bus boy. I don’t have any skills. I can do minimum wage jobs, I can direct movies and I have a fondness that comes with the existential crisis that comes with a minimum wage jobs and I thought it felt ““ like the juxtaposition of that with a ghost story made sense to me. I don’t know. It’s the creative process. You come up with stuff and get excited about it and if you can stay excited about it, then it’s legit. This is one of those ones ““ it was two years of trauma making a movie and I’m still proud of this movie and I’m still excited about it and I’m still happy to talk about it. I think just because there are enough personal elements to the movie that it means something to me. And hopefully if it does mean something to me ““ and then mean something to you ““ you will somehow sense that there is enough care in it from the person who made it that something will come across.

CS: And it does. I think that’s what’s been so great about The Innkeepers and the House of Devils that there is a level of craftsmanship that somebody actually had skill and wanted to really nurture the movie that you’re watching. Do you feel as a filmmaker of the 2000’s is it possible to keep going at the clip you want and get the kind of creative freedom you want at this level? Or do you see if you want to get bigger, you would have to give up something in return?

WEST: I don’t know. And the times I’ve tried to do bigger things I’ve had had to give up. But the misconception that to do a bigger movie “well, you’re going to have to compromise” and I always answer with, “Alright, what does that mean?” Every movie we’ve ever made, every single day is a compromise and there is always something that you just can’t do the way you want to. I don’t have a problem with compromise. Compromise is filmmaking. And then you find out, if you like my movies and then you like a script that I write, then what are we compromising on? We’re on the same page. You like what I do and others do that and that would be great. Where I get scared is the mainstream world postproduction is treated very differently. So the process of developing a movie, shooting a movie, is very similar, very creative and very exciting, for lack of a better term. But postproduction in indie world is a continuation of the importance of what you’re trying to do. The Hollywood-world, for lack of a better term is a calculated, marketing, mass audience appeal testing, all the way that that happens doesn’t make any sense to me. I shoot a movie to be edited in a certain way and then I cut it together that way. Whereas, a lot of the big movies are like you should shoot a lot of coverage so you have lots of options just in case we want to change it. But, we don’t want to change it. We all agreed that this is the way to go. So there’s a second-guessing period that is huge in postproduction. I think that there are a lot of people with opinions that don’t really know what to do during production ““ it’s moving too fast that they can’t stop the ship and change their mind. Whereas in postproduction they can say stop editing and let’s discuss this and maybe change it and then everyone get panicky and that’s where I worry about making a very good movie but it gets derailed. It’s happened to me. I am always gun shy because of that.

CS: Hearing you talk I am reminded of the story with John Hughes and how he wrote Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. It was done over a weekend, he sketched it all out. While some musicians say their biggest hits were written in a day or an hour, there are so many stories of people over-thinking the process.

WEST: I wrote The Innkeeper in 3 days. So, it is what it is. I don’t know if it’s better or worse but that’s how it goes sometimes. When you’re making it, I’ll go back to the post production thing, it’s like there’s a point where it’s like, this made sense to us 6 months ago, don’t panic now.

(Laughs)

But on a larger scale there’s a lot of people who’s jobs are on the line and in any world you’re job’s not on the line it’s just your life, a lifestyle, but if you go to the office everyday and you’re in post production, you don’t want to lose your job so it becomes show it to everyone on the planet and we have to address all the problems as if all those people made the movie and to me that just doesn’t make any sense. I can kind of see where you’re coming from but it’s not a smart way to do things and you’re just going to have this muddled mess. And, so what if they thought 2 minutes of the movie, were like I didn’t like that one section, well so what. You don’t have to. But when everyone panics that’s a bad way to make decisions.

CS: Do you fall on the side of “I’m OK over here in the indie world” or do you like internally hope that if someone wants to throw a hundred million dollars your way and say, “OK kid, go make your film”?

WEST: Well, if someone gave me one hundred million I would absolutely do that. But they all do that. They come to you with either a remake or a sequel or a script that’s not very good and they say we have 10 million dollars and you think this isn’t as good as doing a hundred million go-make-your-film-thing. I’ve had a lot of options to do bigger stuff but it’s never been appealing enough and there hasn’t been enough of a trade-off to risk making a shitty movie. If they gave me 10 million dollars I probably would just take one for the team and try but that’s not the case. It’s not a beneficial thing for me. What am I getting out of this? I’m making a movie I don’t care about, it’s probably not going to turn out well, I don’t make a lot of money, I don’t get to work with anyone I want, the idea is stupid. That’s not selling out to me. Selling out is, like you said, someone comes to you and says we’re going to give you 100 million dollars to do this thing and that’s just not the case.

Or, people have come to me and say we love what you do and we love your new script, let’s make that for more money. That’s ideal. But it’s a weird time right now where everyone goes have you heard have you heard about that Paranormal Activity movie? It was made for 30 grand and made 150 million dollars. We’ll give you 30 grand to make a movie. Dude that’s like hitting roulette, big. Yes, it’s the best way to hit it but you usually don’t so can we not just shift the whole industry to make the cheapest movie? It’s a weird time for movies. The indie movies have become Hollywood movies just made with less money. The stories are the same as any studio movie ““ they are just made cheaper, so now their indie. When I grew up, I grew up in Philadelphia, the art house theatre I would see movies that were different than any movies I had seen before ““ they weren’t hard core art movies but they were indie movies and it doesn’t feel like that anymore. It just feels like you have a bunch of celebrities and you made it for 6 million dollars instead of 70. OK?

CS: And I know my time is short but I’d like to pull it back together with your statement a couple of weeks ago where you asked people to not illegally download the film, I was moved by it and want to get your thoughts about a) why you wrote it and then b) how it felt from getting such a positive reception, from people saying he’s damn right about it?

WEST: It’s not about stealing and that’s just a semantic situation people get very reactionary about. It might be stealing but I don’t think about it like that. I think of it as not supporting. It doesn’t have to be me but everyone has their idiosyncratic thing in life whether it’s a band, a movie, a filmmaker, that they like cherish because it gives them something that they really enjoy. I think you really need to give back to that and you need to support that back. It is important as a consumer for lack of a better term to actually think about what you’re doing. It’s a powerful time to be that and it does make a statement and I think people should be more responsible. It’s a lifestyle or a culture more than it is an industry or business and to keep that going you need to have conversations. If nothing else, I hope to have started a conversation that can keep going.

CS: I agree. It would be easy to take a cookie from the cookie jar but for a little movie that could it’s important to support it and my little part here is to help get that word out for whatever it’s worth.

WEST: I appreciate that.

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CS: Thank you so much for talking with me.

HEALY: My pleasure.

CS: Phenomenal film. I saw it and saw it last night again and it’s great. I would like to get started by at least finding out ““ you and Ti seem to have known each other for awhile and anyone who has seen House of the Devil would jump at the chance to work with the guy.

HEALY: Exactly right.

CS: How was it that he told you about the role you were playing? How did you fit within his vision?

HEALY: I met him at the LA Film Festival in 2007 ““ he had Trigger Man and I was doing Great World of Sound, he had seen that, and I saw House of the Devil and I was really knocked out by that. I think, coincidentally or maybe not, right after I had seen it I got an email from a mutual friend of ours and an actress and said he was looking for me for his new movie and I really right there was ready to do it. Once I got the script I looked at it and we share the same sort of dry deadpan sense of humor. He certainly believed in me. I didn’t audition or anything like that, he believed I was the right person from the work he had seen and we got to know each other a little bit.

I inherently understood that that sense of humor, that cynicism, is not necessarily me but comedy rhythm is me ““ that dry stuff. And then I think what I thought was really interesting in reading it maybe some of the stuff I talked about with him was the idea of reality of haunting vs. something going on in a person’s head and my character being a skeptic who doesn’t necessarily believe in all that ““ the sort of cynic of the two and the other person ““ Sara plays it way overboard in the other direction. I understand that because I myself am a skeptic and don’t really believe in that stuff and think it’s mostly a product of environment and things in people’s heads. But, I think the thing that really send that over the top for me is like a lot of people say, and I agree, that what makes the movie work is that you actually for once in this genre care about the characters and they’re finely tuned relationship.

I like that through line without giving too much away. I know you’ve seen it but he’s really sort of purely motivated by his feelings for her which are not reciprocated by her. He’s operating under this delusion that he sort of gets shattered and sets this whole final act into motion. I really like that about him and understood that. That scene where the unrequited love gets spoken and then towards the end of the film was interesting but heart breaking to play but fun to watch in the theater. It’s really funny because we all relate to or understand being in that situation at one point or another. It comes off as funny I think because it’s played genuinely.

Paramount TheaterCS: And he’s able to evoke something that is really sort of natural ““ it’s not forced and obviously something people have seen and really responded to it in House of the Devil. It’s great that we have filmmakers who are making paranormal activity ““ the idea that you don’t need to have a hack and slash to be able to scare people. Talking with Ti and what he was expecting with this movie and how he wanted you to play it, how did you understand it? Obviously there’s a little bit of humor in this movie which is weird to some people coming into a movie where you are expecting to get scared a little bit. How did he approach it and say this is going to be a scary movie but with humor?

HEALY: I think it’s all there on the script. I don’t think there was that much explaining to do. I don’t think it’s a great idea as an actor to focus on the genre that it is, unless it’s some really specific art soft of style that needs to be played for the thing to work. I never approached it like it was a horror movie until the last day of shooting where we shot, at least my climax of the movie. It does get very scary for me and it does get very real for me. We had done the whole movie at that point so it was easy to play that tension. But so much was done with the way he cuts it. They way Ti cut it, and the way Elliott shot it. He’s so meticulous with the work that he does with Graham Reznick the sound designer and Jeff Grace the composer.

He spent much more time with that than shooting it. If you get a chance to sit in a theatre and see it, every little creepy crack and every little string is really has an effect. Having been familiar with his work and being a movie fan I I can see what the end result was going to be so some of that is in my mind as I’m doing it. I just followed the story. I had the script for a couple of months and followed the story and had the projectory of the character and luckily we shot it for the most part in sequence. He was easy to play. You don’t think I’m doing horror or I’m doing comedy. I just get to behave and you’re on location and you just do the work in this weird place and you’re having fun with these fun and funny people and it comes off as effortless. It’s a different thing for him. I think that Ti is not necessarily a horror guy. It’s what’s been offered to him and that’s what he’s done but I think he’s capable of so much more. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, he’s one of the best at what he does but I think in this movie he’s very good with actors and relationships and comedy and all sorts of things. I think he’s going to go and do a variety of great things.

CS: I absolutely agree. He’s one of the freshest talents in the market right now.

HEALY: He’s a real person, a real down to earth guy and he understands how regular people talk and are with each other. He’s worked retail jobs as have I and he gets it. I think people respond to that.

CS: To that point that he takes longer in the editing room that it was to shoot ““ if I’m looking at this correctly, it was a 17 day shoot. To go that fast, to actually bust through it like that, is there any sort of preparation on your part as an actor/performer? He’s obviously not big on giving ornate direction and wasting everyone’s time of having to be prepared.

HEALY: And, I’m not interested in that either. Say you are doing a television show or something ““ sometimes you get the part on Friday and you have to go to work on Monday, you don’t get that kind f prep time. I did have the good fortune to have the script for a couple of months. To me, an actor’s job is really all homework. He casts you so you believe that he believes you can do it so you do your homework. It’s been really fun. I don’t want to sit around and waste anybody’s time talking about motivation for hours. He doesn’t either. Then we can just play with it. Everyone knows what they were doing. Everyone was really prepared. Then you can have fun and that’s what it was like. It’s stressful, it’s not any money if things screw up, and luckily they didn’t.

Shooting on film, so it’s not like you can do take after take and God bless them for doing that by the way. I don’t know, it forces you to be really creative on the fly in a way. Sometimes I think if you have too much time and too much money ““ too much time to think about things and too much money to blow on stuff ““ it’s not necessarily as interesting as what we got. We got spur of the moment rather than deliberating on stuff. Ti is extremely prepared down to every detail. He knows exactly what he wants it to be and he’s exacting but it never felt like we were working with a task master or anything like that. It was more of I’ve seen this man’s work, I know what he’s capable of doing, he knows what he’s doing and I trust him. I won’t speak for him but I certainly felt that he felt the same way about me, so it was a good working relationship.

CS: I know I’m almost out of time but I have to at least ask the question ““ looking at the finished product and again, it was a short schedule, a short shoot, knowing what you saw on the page, seeing it all the way through, did you see what was on the page or did he surprise you in areas.

HEALY: It far exceeded my expectations. It shouldn’t have because I was so impressed with House of the Devil and I thought they had even less time and less money on that and that was really impressive so I shouldn’t have been surprised but it impressed me. Especially once I’ve seen it a few times and got over the shock of seeing myself or remembering how it was shot ““ maybe I had seen it two or three times and with an audience watching it for the first time in a 35m print for the first time. It really is impressive and far exceeded my expectations for what it could be to see all the interesting, different things he’s trying to do all at the same time, harkening back to something more innocent and old-fashioned at the same time.

I’m really impressed by it.

I’m pleased with my work and everyone else’s work on it but I think Ti and his team did an exceptional job and it seems people are responding positively to it. Hope it will lead to more opportunities for him. I’m sure it will.

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THE SCORPION KING 3: BATTLE FOR REDEMPTION and KILLER ELITE

I’ve got a couple of Blu-rays to give away and they’ve got your name on them.

scorpion_king_3_blu-rayFor those who are looking for a film that looks like nothing but cheesy goodness here is a description of the film straight from THE SCORPION KING 3’s press release:

A once-powerful warrior king takes on a new life as an assassin for hire in the DVD Original â„¢ The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption. The latest chapter in Universal’s enormously popular The Mummy franchise, The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption brings the heroic, larger-than-life saga of the dethroned king Mathayus to face some of his fiercest demons and most vicious rivals-both real and supernatural-ever.

In a dangerous, action-packed battle to regain his glory and reclaim the empire, Mathayus’s journey is steeped in intrigue, sorcery and romance, fueling this new film that spawned from the billion-dollar The Mummy film franchise. The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption tops the series once again, featuring even more of the heart-stopping action, mind-bending stunts and astonishing plot twists that have earned the series millions of fans the world over. The film’s spectacular fight scenes, choreographed by renowned stunt experts Kawee “Seng” Sirikanerut (Ongbok, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Civilization) and Supoj “Jimmy” Khaowwong (Batman Begins), are showcased within enchanting ancient palaces, against a backdrop of breathtaking desert vistas.

The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption stars Golden Globe® winner Ron Perlman (“Sons of Anarchy,” Hellboy II: The Golden Army) as Hours, the powerful King of Egypt and Billy Zane (The Roommate, Titanic) as the villainous Talus. Directed by Roel Reiné, the film also stars Victor Webster (“Castle,” Surrogates) as Mathayus and UFC star Kimbo Slice (Locked Down), Bostin Christopher (Unbreakable); six-time WWE World Champion Dave Bautista (House of the Rising Sun), and Temeura Morrison (Green Lantern, Stars Wars: Episode 3 – Revenge of the Sith), Selina Lo (Shanghai) and Krystal Vee (Streetfighter: The Legend of Chin-Li).

250x334px-ll-ea077493_killerelAnd for those needing a little more Jason Statham, Clive Owen and Robert De Niro in their lives, comes a film that feels gritty, raw and all sorts of action packed. Here, then, is a blurb about KILLER ELITE:

When his mentor is taken captive, a retired member of Britain’s Elite Special Air Service is forced into action. His mission: kill three assassins dispatched by their cunning leader. Based on a shocking true story, Killer Elite is a gritty battle between guns-for-hire that has been hailed as “one of the best action thrillers of the year!” by Richard Roeper, ReelzChannel. Pitting two of the world’s most elite operatives against the cunning leader of a secret military society, Killer Elite stars Jason Statham (The Transporter, Death Race), Academy Award® winner Robert De Niro (The Godfather Part II, Raging Bull) and Academy Award®-nominee Clive Owen (Children of Men, Closer). Featuring unstoppable action and a tremendous cast ““ including Dominic Purcell (“Prison Break,” Straw Dogs), Yvonne Strahovski (“Chuck”), Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (“Lost,” “Oz”), Aden Young (Sniper, “The Starter Wife”) and Ben Mendelsohn (Trespass, Knowing) ““ Killer Elite is “a classic action thriller that will keep you guessing till the last scene.” (Patrick Carone, MAXIM).

All you have to do in order to be eligible to win one of these beauties is send your name and address to me at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll put you in the running. Good luck!

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Marty Works his Magic on Melies By Ray Schillaci

hugo-movie-poster-021If you had told me that the man responsible for some of the darkest and greatest films of our time (Taxi Driver, Raging Bull and Goodfellas) was to be the creator of the most endearing family film of the decade, I probably would have scoffed. Put aside your humbug, Martin Scorsese has delivered his magical gift, “Hugo” just in time for the holiday season. The only drawback is the marketing department at Paramount. The trailer gives the film a homogenized family-film look that does not do this wonderful tale justice. To add insult to injury; nothing is said about the use of 3D being the best since “Avatar”.

Director, Martin Scorsese weaves a tale of wonder around an orphan whose life has been dedicated to keeping the clocks wound and fixed while living in the walls of a train station. His observation of the life around him in 1930s Paris is one of amazement and magic with a touch of melancholy. The boy, Hugo Cabret, played with heart wrenching realism by Asa Butterfield, involves himself in a mystery encompassing his deceased father, an automaton and a bitter toy peddler. Also captured is the wondrous world of George Melies, film pioneer extraordinaire.

In anybody else’s hands this movie might have been a disaster. Slapshtick could have been drawn with even broader strokes, characters might have been paper-thin and CGI special effects would have dominated the screen with loud pompous sound effects. But in the hands of the master and lover of cinema, Mr. Scorsese unfolds this gentle tale with great alacrity. Every actor involved delivers a performance that captures our hearts and imagination. The standouts may already have their mark on the Oscar race with Ben Kingsley’s grand performance, Chloe Grace Moritz capturing the spirit of a young Ingrid Bergman and Sacha Baron Cohen channeling the subtlety of the great comic actor, Peter Sellers.

The film is also a technical marvel with the 3D delivering snowflakes nearly making us shiver in delight, surrounding us with intricate clock mechanisms and delivering a magical side of film rarely seen. The entire production is first class and is guaranteed to be recognized come award time. In fact, this may be Scorsese’s triumph, for it is his true passion of film history that gives this movie its emotional punch.

For once, I can say this is a movie for the whole family. I had taken my kids (including a teenager), my wife, father and his cousin (both in their 70s) and everybody fell in love with “Hugo”. We also had friends join us and they had asked me about some of the film history discussed in the movie and their fascination spurred a fun conversation that delved even deeper. I believe my dad summed up the movie beautifully when he turned to me with deep emotion and stated, “That was a work of art.”

January 13, 2012

Weekend Shopping Guide 1/13/12: Idiots Abroad

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

What do Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant do when they’re bored? They send the decidedly reticent Karl Pilkington on tour of the wonders of the world in An Idiot Abroad (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), in which every globe-spanning destination is geared to make poor Karl that much more uncomfortable. Quite fun to watch, though. Bonus materials include the preview show and deleted scenes.

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I’m always interested in products that take up less room but still accomplish a job I need, which is why the Tiltpod ($14.99) is such a compact gem, as it’s a tiny ball-socketed magnetic “tripod” – really, a foot – for your digital camera. Nice, right?

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It’s a new year, and waiting for us in the bright and shiny are a pair of new classic Doctor Who releases – the Jon Pertwee story Invasion Of The Dinosaurs (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) and the Tom Baker Android Invasion (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). That’s two invasion stories for you, both packed with audio commentaries, documentaries, featurettes, and much more supplemental material than you can shake a sonic at.

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Want to know just how snowed under I’ve been for, oh, ages? I actually missed that a pair of new Rifftrax shorts collections AND a Rifftrax holiday special had been released on DVD. Rectifying that glaring oversight, I’m here to recommend you rush over and pick up your very own copies of Rifftrax Shorts: Old Tyme Shorts Roundup, Rifftrax Shorts: Shorts To-Go, & Rifftrax: Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny (Legend, Not Rated, DVD-$9.95 SRP each). Get them. Get them all. NOW!

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I resent a sports film that makes me like it in spite of it being a sports film. Because I really do not like sports. So damn you, Moneyball (Sony, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), for being a film about baseball that kept me engaged throughout. Maybe it’s because it’s not really about the game, but the mechanics of the business behind the game. And it stars a totally engaging Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill, and Philip Seymour Hoffman. Yeah, that can’t hurt. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, featurettes, and a blooper.

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What does work, though, is HBO’s miniseries adaptation of Mildred Pierce (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), starring Kate Winslet as the Depression-era single mother struggling to make a go in a time when the odds are stacked demonstrably against her. Just see it.

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Want to be depressed this holiday season with a fearsome piece of plausible disaster? Then kick back with some egg nog and candy canes and watch Contagion (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), in which a killer virus runs amok and claims Gwyneth Paltrow. Bonus materials include a trio of featurettes on the real world implications and possibilities of the premise.

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You may not remember (though fans most certainly do), but there was a massive outcry a few years back when the first couple of seasons of both Roseanne & 3rd Rock From The Sun hit DVD. The trouble? Instead of the original broadcast versions of the episodes, the DVDs featured the edited syndication cuts. Yeah, so fans were not happy. Well, thanks to the fine folks at Mill Creek, you can now get Roseanne: Season 1, Roseanne: Season 2, 3rd Rock From The Sun: Season 1, & 3rd Rock From The Sun: Season 2 (Mill Creek Entertainment, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP each), all completely unedited and retaining all of the featurettes and interviews from the original sets. So, perfect world.

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The kids will feel a seasonal chill from Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob’s Frozen Face-Off (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP), which pulls together 7 episodes, some of which have a decidedly icy setting. Bonus materials include episodes of Fanboy & Chum Chum & Tuff Puppy.

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Though it’s produced by Martin Scorsese and one of the writers from The Sopranos, the period piece Boardwalk Empire (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.98 SRP) has not become the destination viewing that it should be, considering its pedigree and star Steve Buscemi. Taking place in 1920 Atlantic City during the rise of Prohibition and spotlighting the corrupt society that grew up around it, I really should have liked it more. Perhaps viewing it again will soften my disappointment. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and a clutch of featurettes.

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It’s the end of the road for Steve McGarrett as we finally arrive at the 12th and final season of Hawaii Five-O (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). The 5-disc set contains all 19 episodes plus a promo and a music video tribute.

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Buoyed by still-powerful performances from Gary Oldman & Chloe Webb, Sid & Nancy (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP) makes its way to high definition looking and sounding great, and sporting a pair of featurettes… Though a Johnny Rotten commentary track must remain an unfulfilled wish.

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I have to be honest in saying I’m not much for the dimensional beastie hijinks of Primeval (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), but I know there are plenty of fans who will probably be wanting to pick up volume 3, and will enjoy its featurette and prequel webisodes. So enjoy!

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

-Ken Plume

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Jesse Thorn

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with America’s radio sweetheart, Jesse Thorn, about Guttenberg’s PIP, Bullseye, hot boxes, The Randy List, stapler phones, and the future.

Be sure to give a listen to his new show, BULLSEYE, available at MaximumFun.org and your friendly neighborhood iTunes.

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January 6, 2012

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Jenna Stern

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have a chat with actress Jenna Stern about fear, Monsoon-Auster, Hodge-bullying, whiskey Friday, word nerds, and Kilimanjaro.

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A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Tony Way 2

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with writer/actor Tony Way about podcasts, thievery, road trips, accents, and death dedications.

You can visit his official site at www.tonyway.co.uk

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January 5, 2012

Win a VIP Storm Chasing trip with Reed Timmer of Discovery Channel’s STORMCHASERS!

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The boffins at Bosch recently launched the new ICON wiper blades – which are designed without metal or plastic brackets, joints or hinges, which means their performance is an improvement over conventional wiper blades.

To celebrate their release, Bosch is holding a contest where three lucky Facebook fans will win an experience of a lifetime: an all-expenses-paid, five-night VIP Storm Chasing trip for you and a guest, with Reed Timmer of Discovery Channel’s STORMCHASERS.

Reed is documenting his experience with the Bosch ICON wiper blades in a series of webisodes, which are available to view HERE.

In fact, here’s the first one…

You can head on over to www.facebook.com/BoschAutoParts and enter to win a slew of prizes, including the aforementioned grand prize.

Meanwhile, FRED readers can enter below for a chance to win a prize pack which includes:

“¢ A set of Bosch ICON wiper blades

“¢ “Storm Chasers – Season 4” DVD

“¢ A signed copy of Reed Timmer’s book “Into The Storm”

“¢ A Bosch C3 6V/12V Fully Automatic 4-Mode Battery Charger

All entries for the FRED prize pack must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, January 25th.

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One entry per day, per person.

All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, January 25th.

The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

January 4, 2012

FREDagator: 2012-01-04

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I HAVE BEEN PEELING BANANAS ALL WRONG. My life means NOTHING now…

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Would you like to see what a viscous Newtonian liquid does on a variable speed conveyor belt? Of course you would…

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January 3, 2012

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Rebecca Watson 5

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In this episode, I have another chat with author, presenter, and skeptic extraordinaire Rebecca Watson about Svengali decks, Keepon proxies, indescriminate cat love, flavor tripping, and Doc Hammer.

And be sure to visit Skepchick.

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December 30, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Katie Willert 2

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In this episode, I have another chat with actress/comedian Katie Willert about post-it Christmas, potato cone, fauxgetarian, savory sadness, tonsils, and Adrian’s papoose.

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My Favourite Things: December 2011

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Hello and welcome to the last MFT of 2011! It has been a good year and I’d like to thank all the visitors to FRED for helping to make it one I will always remember. But there is still business to be done so check out my favourite things from the past month.

1) Kerry Callen’s Super Antics

For those who don’t frequent Kerry Callen’s blog she’s a super cool comic artist. She recently did a series of classically styled Superman comics. So far she has only done three but I’ve included two of them below (the other is a little longer but you can see it by clicking here). I love them due to some great humour and a real likeness to that old comic look.

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2) Paolo Rivera’s Christmas Devil

Over on Paolo Rivera’s blog he recently shared his artwork for Daredevil #7 which came out this month. This cover is not only beautiful but really shows the difference between the Daredevil of the past 10 years and his current re-incarnation.

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You can see more more of his great art and a lot of behind-the-scenes info that goes into it on his blog so be sure to stop by there at some point.

3) Comic Twart

Some more comic artwork from another blog (seeing a pattern here this month?). This time the wonderful team over at Comic Twart, which includes the likes of Francesco Francavilla, Chris Samnee, Evan ‘Doc’ Shaner, and Tom Fowler pick a subject for everyone to draw. They try and do this once a week but with so many working comic artists among them, it often gets stretched out.

There is so much cool stuff to choose from, but to give you an example I’ll show you the work submitted for the subject “Judge Dredd”.

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Both by Francesco Francavilla

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by Dave Johnson

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4) Canyon Defense 2

The original Canyon Defense game over on Miniclip.com has killed (at an accurate estimate) about a million hours of boring work time for me. I can’t even lie about it. I’ve played this game more than I’ve done work. If my employers ever noticed I’d be fired for sure. So when I say “I liked this game” you can understand the severity of my statement.

I squeeled with delight when I saw that they released a sequel this month and I’ve already burnt my eyes to a crisp with gameplay.

The premise is simple. It’s a typical tower defense game. Stop the enemy from reaching your base by setting up automatic-firing posts along the road in. You get more money with every enemy you kill and more tower types open up as you progress.

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This time round it’s a little more complex with a hell of a lot more maps and a better learning curve, so beginners will have an easier time to figure out the common strategies that help you get by.

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I feel like I shouldn’t have to sell this too hard for you. If you like these sort of strategy games, I’m sure you’ll have a crack at another one like this. Canyon Defense 2 is not the first of it’s kind I’ve recommended here, so give it a go.

5) What Are You Doing New Years Eve?

I’ve always been of the mindset that you should finish everything with a song. So to play us out of 2011…

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And that’s it! My favourite things of the last month.

Aaron Poole is the creator of the song “Auld Lang Syne”. He is also more accurately an internet whore and rarely leaves the house. If you like what you read here check out his blog http://aaronfever.blogspot.com

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Tom Scharpling 4

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In this episode, I have another chat with writer, performer, and the host behind WFMU’s legendary Best Show, Tom Scharpling, about Kitchen Sink filmmaking, zombie satire, Low Times, good times, cider stomping, and 2012.

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Weekend Shopping Guide 12/30/11: Ring Out The Old

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The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

After Tim Burton’s abysmal take, I was quite leery of any new attempts to return to the Planet Of The Apes franchise. Well, I was pleasantly surprised that Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) manages to present an enjoyable take on the material as an origin story, bringing us back to the initial uprising of the apes led by a newly-intelligent (medical experiment!) chimp names Caesar (the always mo-cap impressive Andy Serkis). Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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Still looking for the perfect stand for your smartphone? Try the Milo Micro-suction Stand ($14.99). As you can probably guess, the curved stand keeps your phone (or mp3 player) in place via the awesome power of suction. Miraculous!

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Remember when we were all mourning the cancellation of Futurama? Such a long time ago! And here we are two seasons into its revival with the release of Futurama: Volume 6 (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), featuring 13 brand new episodes, audio commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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A sequel was inevitable, so it should come as little surprise to you that Jack Black returns in Kung Fu Panda 2 (Dreamworks, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), which finds Po and the Furious Five up against an all new villain. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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There are plenty of companies diving into their deep catalogues for Blu-Ray release, but the only studio that is consistently ace with every restoration project they undertake is Warner Bros. The latest to benefit from their incredible acumen is the Judy Garland romance Meet Me In St. Louis (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which is absolutely stunning. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, an introduction from Liza Minnelli, the Lux Radio Theater broadcast, and a music-only track.

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I didn’t know what to expect from the remake of Fright Night (Touchstone, Rated R, 3D Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), but I was pretty sure I would enjoy the performance of David Tennant as reluctant vampire hunter Peter Vincent. And you know what? I did enjoy his performance, and I enjoyed the movie as well, as perfect late-night weekend viewing, with plenty of dimensional scares to justify picking up the 3D version. Bonus materials include featurettes, outtakes, deleted scenes, and more.

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There’s something about Velvet Goldmine (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) that very much feels like a late-90’s indie film, which it is, and a fine one at that. If you’ve not seen it, it’s a fictionalized look at the personalities and excesses of the glam era – not to name names, of course – starring Ewan McGregor, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, and Christian Bale. Bonus materials on this new Blu-Ray include an audio commentary and the theatrical trailer.

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Shame it’s gone direct-to-DVD (not even Blu-Ray) here in the US, because Burke & Hare (IFC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) is a lovely little black comedy from director John Landis, starring Simon Pegg & Andy Serkis as the infamous pair who murdered to profit in the black market of medical cadavers in 19th century Edinburgh. Bonus materials include interviews, outtakes, and a featurette.

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The main reason to check out Warrior (Lionsgate, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), about a haunted ex-Marine who attempts to pull the fragments of his life together and win an MMA tournament, is for the lead performance of Tom Hardy, who could make just about anything watchable. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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Now that we’ve moved beyond the still-wonderful episodes into the seasons I don’t really care about, the release of something like The Simpsons: The Fourteenth Season (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.99 SRP) don’t exactly have me excited. Still, even if the shows themselves are largely duds, there’s no denying that the team behind the show know how to load up a release, including entertaining audio commentaries on every episode, featurettes, deleted scenes, sketches, and more.

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I don’t understand its appeal, but I know there are plenty of fans out there eager to pick up their very own copy of Archer: Season Two (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). The 2-disc set sports all 13 episodes, plus featurettes.

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If you’re in the mood for a heartwarming tale of a dolphin with a prosthetic tail that just so happens to star Morgan Freeman in a role that isn’t the dolphin, then you might want to check out Dolphin Tale (Warner Bros., Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP), which is all of those things. Bonus materials include featurettes, an additional scene, and a gag reel.

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It didn’t arrive in time to mention it in the holiday shopping guide, but now that you’re burdened with all of that holiday cash, now’s the time to pick up the latest in Hot Toys’ line of stunningly-accurate Marvel 12″-scale figures from the fine folks at Sideshow Collectibles. The latest is Steve Rogers himself – Captain America ($169.99) – as played by Chris Evans in the recent feature. I’d hazard to say you never seen a scale outfit recreation as detailed, accurate, and impressive as this, as every little texture and stitch, buckle and belt is perfect. And you know you need him standing next to your Iron Man and Thor, as you march towards a full line of Avengers.

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So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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December 29, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Wyatt Cenac

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In this episode, I have a chat with writer, comedian, and Daily Show correspondent Wyatt Cenac about BYOC, Manhatin’, humble pie, Gene Hackman, Batman, and Muppets.

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December 28, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Aaron Poole

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In this episode, I have a chat with Irishman/filmmaker/podcaster Aaron Poole about Tiny Tim, office parties, festive child grifters, stereotypes, and Jedward.

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December 23, 2011

Party Favors: Alpocalyptic

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DURHAM – Every time they announce the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees, “Weird Al” Yankovic gets ignored. Why do they refuse to be serious about the crown prince of polka pop spoofs? It is a crime of omission since Weird Al has been a force of nature since Dr. Demento first played “My Bologna” in 1979. He’s outlasted a majority of the acts he’s parodied. Anyone waiting for Coolio’s next album to drop? He’s outlived Michael Jackson. How can he get disrespected as a comedy act since they’re inducting the Beastie Boys? Hypocrites!

I caught Weird Al’s latest tour at the Durham Performing Arts Center. Here’s a guy who has been going for over 30 years and he’s not a nostalgia act. How can I tell? When he announced a new song, the audience wasn’t checking their iPhones, running to get another beer or take a bathroom break. The crowd was pumped to hear “Perform This Way” letting Lady Gaga join the Al treatment that solidified Madonna’s fame with “Like a Surgeon.”

While normally I’m not a big fan of videos run to cover up costume changes, this time it worked. The videos mixed outtakes from AL TV, Al’s cameos on various TV shows over the years and the time Johnny Carson used him as a punchline. Younger fans might not recognize some of the singers he mocked like Avril Lavigne and Jessica Simpson. Al’s costume selection paid off. He broke out the Segway Scooter for “White and Nerdy.” He was full Jedi for his Star Wars encore. If you ever want to piss off a bunch of nerds wearing Stormtrooper and Darth Vader costumes, point at them and shout, “Look honey! They’re old school Cylons.” I could see frowns through their plastic masks.

If you missed the tour, don’t fret. Turns out it’s already out on Blu-ray. You can use holiday store giftcards to pick up “Weird Al” Yankovic Live! – The Alpocalypse Tour.

After the show, I had a chance to talk with bassist Steve Jay next to the tour bus. It was a Byron Allen moment. Al’s band has been together since 1985 so Jay isn’t some LA hired gun. Our chat dealt with how amazing it is for the band to be able to adapt so many musical styles. They have to keep up with the latest songs and figure out how to transform them into a polka beat for the medley. The big takeaway from the talk was the fact that nobody has come close to doing what Al’s done for so long. Why? Jay said the secret is that Al cares about the music. This is more than you can say about your morning zoo radio team that just wants to fake lyrics for whatever hit they can spoof. Jay performs the Doors’ bass keyboard action on “Craigslist” instead of faking it on a string bass.

I might have had a chance to talk to Weird Al except my brother needed to get back home since he had to work early on Monday morning. Funny story about that. He showed up and was immediately called into his boss’s office. Because of the economic crisis in Europe screwing with the company’s credit lines, they had to do across the board slashes. He was the last hired in his department and thus he got an excuse to file for unemployment. If that idiot boss had slashed him at the end of Friday, meeting Weird Al would have been a great pick me up. But instead my brother gets to live with the stigma of depriving me of meeting Weird Al so he could show up and get pink slipped. There should be a Weird Al song for such a frustrating mess like “Skipper Dan.”

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame doesn’t deserve Weird Al. He’s more of an institution than that building in Cleveland. You know you’ve made it as a performer when Weird Al calls you up to ask permission to parody your song. And you don’t have to kiss Jann Werner’s ass for that honor. Al pays you a royalty.

SHANNON CALLS ME OUT?

I’ll admit that I’ve yet to see my old NCSA classmate’s film. It was a bit of a hassle to free up three hours to rush down to the Rialto to see Jeff Nichol’s Taking Shelter. But that’s no excuse for star Michael Shannon to trash talk me and others since the award winning movie has yet to crack $2 million at the box office after three months.

“I mean, it takes a bit of guts to go see our film. It’s not an easy ride, y’know? I think there are other films that are also very good that are maybe a little easier to swallow, y’know?” Shannon declared.

I don’t have cinematic guts? I sat through The Notebook. You know what it really takes for many Americans like myself to see a movie? A babysitter. It’s just easier for me to put this on my Netflix queue and let it show up in my mailbox. The logistics of movie night is more complicated than the plot to The Sitter. So here’s the deal, if Michael Shannon comes over to my house and babysits the kid; the wife and I will scoot over to the Megaplex to watch Take Shelter.

Does Michael Shannon have the guts to see my toddler race around the house and scream for two hours? Will he kneel before the real Zod? The ball is in your court, Shannon.

There ought to be a TV series on E! – Stars Babysit While Parents Watch Their Movie. They can call it “Sitter For My Movie.”

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Dennis Hof, the owner of the Bunny Ranch dropped me a note to remind every one to watch the latest installment of Cathouse on HBO. “Frisky Business” focuses on how the ladies working at the brothel figure out the prices for their services. The half hour special brings back an old favorite who gets full claws from one of the new gals. It’s drama-ful. During my stay at the Bunny Ranch, the main room was as peaceful as a Buddhist monastery except with a more enticing dress code. Dennis and I were the only bald guys. The “Frisky Business” special will be part of HBO OnDemand until after New Year’s Day. How about starting a Christmas tradition that you open the presents, down a massive cup of egg nog, and spend a little time with the bunnies?

CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE

Since it’s a little too late in the game to tell you great gifts to get others for Christmas, let’s just focus on cool things you should buy yourself with various gift cards.

Rolling Stones’ The Brussels Affair is the first legit release of the legendary concerts from ’73. A few of these tracks were released back in the mid-70s for airing on the King Biscuit Flower Hour. Bob Clearmountain sat down with the tapes of the two shows to tweak them with a better than if you were there mix. Now you can hear even more of the voodoo from Mick Taylor’s lead guitar solos. Billy Preston’s keyboards come alive. Billy does quite a bit of call and response with Mick Jagger on “Heartbreaker.” This was the reason the Stones could pull off the title of the Greatest Rock Band. It’s high octane from “Brown Sugar” to “Street Fighting Man.” This is the type of record you just want to put on the stereo before starting a bar fight with Phyllis Smith. You can get this as MP3s and FLAC files through the Rolling Stones online archive and Google Music. Why isn’t this being released on vinyl?

The Complete Peanuts Boxed Set 1979-1982 (Vol. 15-16) brings Charlie Brown and Snoopy into the age of disco. This was when America partied while Reagan took over the White House in a downpour of jellybeans. In one of the most disturbing images in comic strip history, Peppermint Patty struts around in cornrows like Bo Derek. Charlie Brown thinks he’s died. Snoopy gets to be more about Snoopy. This continues to be my favorite annual Christmas gift to find under the tree.

The Bionic Woman now has all three seasons out on DVD. The crossover episodes on The Six Million Dollar Man are included in the first two seasons. You’ll be able to see her and Steve Austin take on Bigfoot! She goes up against the Fembots. Lindsay Wagner brought a lot more depth to the role than Lee Marvin when he was given the cyborg treatment. She’s never comfortable being half woman and half machine. She’s so fragile even with all that super strength. If your poke around, you can get Season One and Two for less than $15 each. Oscar Goldman (Richard Anderson) still rules.

Laurel & Hardy Essential Collection finally puts together the prime early films of the comic duo. Now you can see the proper transfers of Sons of the Desert and The Music Box along with dozens of others. They finally get their DVD respect like The Three Stooges and the Marx Brothers.

Dexter: The Complete Fifth Season is a deconstructed version of when Batman met Robin. Dexter helps Julie Stiles track down the men who raped her and nearly killed her. Turns out the leader of this group is Jonny Lee Miller, a demented Tony Robbins-like character. Dexter has to train her to take revenge on them. This is a gritty version of how Bruce Wayne turned Dick Grayson into his ward and partner in crime fighting. It might not have been as great as the Trinity Killer episodes, but it’s still compelling TV.

Californication: The Fourth Season proves David Duchovny doesn’t need red shoes to bring spice to Showtime. He’s working on adapting his box to a script and gets to bang the young starlet, Addison Timlin. When I devolve, I want to be Hank Moody.

The L Word Complete Series DVD Collection takes us back to a time when Mia Kirshner ruled my world. Why did they let her character become such a self-absorbed pain? The series also let us enjoy the wonders of Pam Grier.

The Magic Trip is perfect for those who want to get the real visuals of Tom Wolfe’s Electric Acid Kool-Aid Test. Finally get to see footage of Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters hitting the road to see America with Neal Cassady (On the Road) at the wheel.

Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop gets inside the talkshow host’s inner-circle to see how he hit the road to perform after getting shanked by Jay Leno. The story has a happy ending when he lands at TBS and takes out George Lopez.

Blue Velvet Blu-ray is a must get for the citizens of Lumberton. They included nearly an hour of excised scenes. Now you get all the story about what happened when Jeffery quit school to help take care of his dad’s store. There’s a severe foreshadowing scene when he watches something similar in a frat house basement. This is the ultimate way to watch David Lynch’s masterpiece.

Roger Corman’s Cult Classics is the most addictive DVD series since MGM’s Midnite Movies. The folks at Shout! Factory can turn any home entertainment system into a magnificent grindhouse theater. They’ve put out over 25 titles so far ranging from Death Race 2000 to Traci Lords in Not of This Earth. What’s the best one to get? Rock ‘n’ Roll High School since you can watch the Ramones in 1080p. Fun fun! Shout! Factory also put out Barney Miller: The Complete Series and The Ernie Kovacs Collection. Both of those are worthy of boxset space on your DVD shelf.

DVD SHELF

Blackthorn mixes two American Icons when Sam Shepard plays Butch Cassidy. Turns out the outlaw survived the Bolivian military attack and has been low profiling it for decades in a small country village. He’s decided to head back to America since he’s too old to care about hiding out. But on the journey, he gets back in the game of nabbing the loot since he does need a little traveling money. Shepard is perfect in the role as the aged desperado. The great playwright and actor shines as much here as he did in The Right Stuff. Blackthorn is a Western worthy of giving dad this holiday season.

Point Blank is an extreme rarity: a French thriller not starring Liam Neeson or produced by Luc Besson. It’s a French movie in French and not French people speaking English with a French accent. Director Fred Cavaye kicks ass in an extreme rush of a movie. Gilles Lellouche is a nurse in a hospital that saves a patient. Turns out the killers aren’t giving up. They want Gilles to deliver the guy to them. They’re holding Gilles’ pregnant wife hostage. She’s supposed to be on bed rest so he must act fast. The cops are absolutely no help to this crisis. The movie doesn’t slow down as this guy is drawn into an impossible situation that physically and emotionally puts him on the edge. This is so much better than anything Michael Bay has over juiced.

A Turtle’s Tale: Sammy’s Adventure is a great way to introduce small children to the joy of Tim Curry without scarring them for life. This is a cute CGI animated film about Sammy, a young sea turtle’s world wide adventure to seek out love and friendship. Minutes after he’s hatched, he fights to escape the beak of a seagull. He ends up escaping with Shelly, another baby turtle. But the two get lost. Sammy swims in the direction of a turtle paradise. But is it real? Or just a watery trap set by sharks? Will he ever see Shelly again? There’s a thrilling swim through the Panama Canal. There’s a fine cast of celebrity voices including Melanie Griffith, Anthony Anderson, Stacy Keach, Jenny McCarthy and the brilliant Tim Curry. This is Kathy Griffin’s greatest acting role since Pulp Fiction. The film was made in 3-D although the DVD is in 2-D so you’ll get a lot of stuff coming at you. This is fine for older kids that can handle close calls between turtles and sharks.

Switched At Birth: Volume One deals with every parent’s nightmare of the hospital screwing up. It’s also every teen’s dream that their parents aren’t really their parents. The ABC Family series explores what happens when Vanessa Marano discovers through a blood test experiment at school shows she’s not related to Lea Thompson (Howard the Duck) and D.W. Moffett. After more investigating, it’s discovered she was switched with another newborn. Her parents were supposed to get Katie Leclerc. She’s a deaf teen living with her mom and grandmother in a rough side of town. She lost her hearing from meningitis so it wasn’t heredity. The show is rather serious in dealing with the crisis between these two families. What do you do when you’ve been so used to calling one child your daughter after all these years? How does one feel knowing the other got major advantages by getting the hospital’s mistake work out in her favor? The boxset has the first 10 episodes. There’s also skins for your iPod.

TIME FLIES

Did you know there’s less than a year until Mayan Doomsday? The good news is this might save the world from seeing Smurfs 2. Stock up on your survival seeds.

If I can only have one wish for 2012, it’s that I can spend a weekend in Las Vegas doing ecstasy with Nina from Sprout’s Good Night Show. I’ll wear a fuzzy star outfit if it helps.

2011 FRED Holiday Shopping Guide

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It’s that time of year again, when sites the web-over compile helpful holiday shopping lists to guide you into the deepest, darkest pits of retail with a map that will hopefully get you out alive. Here now, without further ado, is the 2011 FRED Holiday Shopping Guide.

(If you see anything you like, please support FRED by using the links below to make your holiday purchases – it’s appreciated!)

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While the Laurel & Hardy catalogue has been largely overlooked and mistreated for years, the fine folks at Kino have been doing a spectacular job with the work of Buster Keaton, first on DVD, and now with their simply stunning restorations for Blu-Ray. Joining their already-released titles comes a new batch of films and, even more welcome, the Buster Keaton Short Films Collection 1920-1923 (Kino, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.95 SRP), featuring all of Keaton’s solo silent shorts, plus deleted footage, essays, and more. Once you’ve worked your way through that set, pick up a trio of his feature films – Our Hospitality (Kino, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP) and the double feature of Go West/Battling Butler (Kino, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP). Both of these are also packed with bonus materials, including shorts, audio supplements, galleries, and more. Get all of these discs, and lets hope for more.

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We may or may not have a white Christmas, but if anyone was dreaming of a comedy Christmas, their wishes will come true with a torrent of new stand-up DVDs, just in time for the holidays. The fine folks at 4 are dropping a massive stable all on their lonesome, with the debut discs Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£11.99 SRP) and Micky Flannigan: The Out Out Tour Live (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£11.99 SRP), and the latest offerings from favorites Jimmy Carr: Being Funny (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£11.99 SRP) and Russell Howard: Right Here Right Now Live (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£11.99 SRP).

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And speaking of stand-up DVDs that need to be on your holiday shopping list, I’m going to be severely disappointed in you if you don’t pick up the debut DVD from my buddy – Rufus Hound: Being Rude (Comedy Central, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£11.99 SRP). Brilliant, brilliant man and brilliant material, plus an audio commentary just as enjoyable as the main feature. Just get the thing, already.

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With the film on the horizon (now in theaters), I decided it was high time I dive in and read the full run of Hergé’s intrepid Belgian reporter, Tintin. So I did. If you want what comprises the 21 adventures of the “modern canon”, there’s the 8-volume The Adventures Of Tintin: Collector’s Gift Set (Little, Brown Books, $150.00 SRP). While it’s disappointing that these are presented in a reduced page size, you do get the whole lot in one fell swoop, with the bonus of Tintinologist Michael Farr’s character study Tintin & Co.

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So, now that you’re a fan of Tintin, it’s time to want all of titles, which means partaking of the brilliant archival hardcover editions of the original black & white versions of the very first stories (Hergé redrew, revised & colored the first few stories in the mid-40’s to match his current style), including the two stories not included in the aforementioned box set, put out by the fine folks at Last Gasp – Tintin In The Land Of The Soviets, Tintin In The Congo, Tintin In America, Cigars Of The Pharaoh, and The Blue Lotus (Last Gasp, $24.95 SRP).

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Ready for the next level of being a true Tintin fan? Last Gasp has got you covered, with the in-depth Tintin Companion (Last Gasp, $35.00 SRP) and the biographical The Adventures Of Hergé: Creator Of Tintin (Last Gasp, $29.95 SRP). If that weren’t enough, you can explore the artistry found within the world of Tintin with a trio of lavishly illustrated volumes – The Art Of Hergé: 1907-1937, The Art Of Hergé: 1937-1949, and The Art Of Hergé: 1950-1983 (Last Gasp, $39.95 SRP each). The whole lot are lovely, and well worth getting.

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And yes, I did mention there’s now a big Tintin film in the cinemas, made by Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson, and the massive amounts of development and concept art that went into making it is presented in The Art Of The Adventures Of Tintin (Weta/HarperCollins, $39.99 SRP). And, if you get the book directly from Weta, you get exclusive replicas of the three parchment scraps that, when aligned, give the coordinates to find Red Rackham’s treasure. And for those with a fancy iPad, the publishers have put out an absolutely phenomenal app version of the book, with every piece of art enlargeable, interactive turnarounds, artist interviews, and even clips from the film.

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For years, Newmarket Press has been putting out some quite nice making of books for various films, and this year brings a pair of new additions to that library. First up is The Art & Making Of Arthur Christmas (Newmarket Press, $40.00 SRP), the latest from the wonderful gents at Aardman Animation. Also available is a look behind the latest from Steven Spielberg, War Horse: The Making Of The Motion Picture (Newmarket Press, $34.99 SRP).

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Many of you are well aware of my love for and connections with the brilliant animated comedy The Venture Bros. If you’re as much a fan as I am, there are a few limited edition items you’ll want to snap up as soon as possible, or risk missing out on them entirely. First up is the absolutely massive – and positively spot-on – Brock Samson Maquette ($249.99). Featuring swappable heads, swappable weapons, swappable hands (one of which is holding a Henchman arm, and a Venture skull logo base, it’s the ultimate display piece for the ultimate fan.

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If you want something a little more on the affordable side, the keen guys at Biff Bang Pow have expanded their MEGO-style Venture Bros. figure line with the addition of 4 new figures – Phantom Limb & Doctor Orpheus and Dr. Girlfriend & Hank Venture ($37.99 for each 2-pack). If you’d like something extra-special, you can still snag the Rusty Venture Lunchbox & Figure Set ($44.99), in which you get not only a retro-cool tin lunchbox, but also exclusive figures of Rusty and Dr. Jonas Venture. Get ’em all.

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Over the past few years, Sideshow Collectibles have been bringing to these shores the absolutely stunning artistry of a company called Hot Toys, whose ability to capture actor likenesses in scale-form is downright creepy. No other company can match them when it comes to their lifelike paint-ops. I mean… Creepy. Creepy good. And I think my absolute, bar none favorite piece they’ve done this year is their Superman ($209), featuring the Man of Steel as portrayed by Christopher Reeve. The costuming is perfect, and with a stand evocative of the Kryptonion crystal structures found in his Fortress Of Solitude, it’s the perfect display piece.

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Gizzy gizmos and electronic doodads from those geeky ones at Thinkgeek? You mean something like a tiny USB Mini Scanner ($79.99) that fits comfortably in the palm of your hand and allows you to scan in photos or business cards, or whatever, at 300dpi? Is that geeky enough for you?

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For you camera nerds wanting to eke out a bit more style from the photos and videos you take with your iPhone, there’s the Olloclip iPhone Camera Lens ($69.99), which manages to by a wide-angle, fisheye, and macro lens all in one small, pocketable form that simply slips over the top corner lens of your iPhone. How brilliant is that?

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I’m not a huge wine drinker, but in the times when I’ve had to open a bottle, I’ve absolutely loathed corkscrews. Loathed them. Just can’t get it right. With the Planetary Gears Corkscrew ($69.99 SRP)? Easy. And I felt all steampunky doing it. Heck, I should have been wearing goggles and had a lose connection with reality.

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Long ago when he was young (well, young-er) and foolish, YouTube sensation Charlie McDonnell made a video of him messing around with the various shock levels to be found in the electric shock hot potato game Lightning Reaction ($29.99) and, I have to admit, I found myself wanting to try the game. Even though, unsurprisingly, I’m not a fan of shocks, or pain. If you’re curious, or just want to see a good friend or family member yelp, this is the party game for you.

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I’ve had a Dynaflex Powerball – one of those gyroscopic balls that exercise your wrist and arms – for years now, but very rarely used it because of how much of a pain it was to get it started via the pull strung. Well, with the new DFX Gamer Gyroscopic Powerball ($64.99), you get the exact same wonderful exercise ball but with the added bonus of a new motorized storage pass that will get the thing revved up with just the push of a button. Ironic? Yes.

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Those interested in a beautiful conversation piece with a firm grounding in mathematics can pick up a Calabi-Yau Manifold Glass Sculpture ($69.99). The crystal cube features a 3D model of a Calabi Yau Manifold etched inside… And it’s cool even if you have no idea what I’m talking about.

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Have you ever wanted to pilot a shark? WHO HASN’T wanted to pilot a shark? Now you can do just that, sort of, with the Air Swimmers Flying R/C Shark ($29.99), which attaches a tiny R/C motor to a helium-filled shark balloon. So, yes, it’s not a real shark, but it’s still pretty darn cool.

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Oh, it is with such giddy delight that, after years of having to live with a non-anamorphic, poor-print version, one of my favorite films has finally made it to high definition with the presentation it deserves. And what is that film? Joe Johnston’s adaptation of Dave Stevens’ The Rocketeer (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$26.50 SRP). Sadly, there is not a single bonus feature to be found (not even a trailer, guys?), but it’s nice to have it, regardless.

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Making the transition from TV to feature film is an often tricky proposition, and its quite a rare thing for it to be a comedy making that transition. To do it and to do it well is nearly unprecedented, which makes the success of The Inbetweeners Movie (Channel 4, Rated R, Region 2, Blu-Ray-£14.97 SRP) worth celebrating. And it’s also a great film, which finds the 4 lads out of school and having a decidedly awkward holiday. There’s also hours of bonus materials, from featurettes and deleted scenes to a gag reel and 24 takes of walking out of a door.

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Marking the end of Will, Neal, Simon & Jay’s school tenure comes The Inbetweeners: The Rudge Park Comprehensive Yearbook (Century 2011, $29.95), which takes an affectionate look at the students, teachers, and awkward experiences that make up that hallowed institution.

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Oh, and while you’re at it, be sure to pick up The Inbetweeners Movie soundtrack ($10.29 SRP), featuring 27 tunes and dialogue snippets from the film, sure to make it a lads holiday on your iPod. That makes sense, right? Oh, just get it.

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For the past few years, when I’ve wanted to show off the incredible quality of Blu-Ray – and my massive TV – I’ve popped in the BBC’s landmark nature documentary Planet Earth (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$99.98 SRP). Well, they’ve gone and made it better with a brand new special edition, featuring a re-encoded and improved picture, plus four brand new bonus programs in addition to the features carried over from the previous release – the deluxe gift set of which is housed in a globe. Rather appropriate, that. Is it worth the upgrade? Yes. Yes it is.

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It’s been ages since their last release, due mainly to their constant touring schedule, but I’m delighted to report that the wait for Cinematic Titanic Live: War Of The Insects (Cinema Titan, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99) is well worth it. Filmed in front of a live audience and clearly feeding off of the energy and good will, and with a solid riff of an awful Japanese film to work with, it’s a no-brainer that you should get this. Now. Go! Get it!

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And because you can never have too much high class riffing this holiday season. Rifftrax returns with a brand new high definition release of one of their live shows with Rifftrax Live: Plan 9 From Outer Space (Legend, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$17.95). Filmed in Nashville and originally transmitted to theaters across the country, the home version preserves the experience, right down to the guest performance from Jonathan Coulton.

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As if the job they were doing with Charles Schulz’s Peanuts weren’t reason enough for praise, the brills at Fantagraphics have turned their eye to the oft-ignored and rarely properly treated Disney library and have done them justice. For proof, look not further than Mickey Mouse: Race To Death Valley & Mickey Mouse: Trapped On Treasure Island (Fantagraphics, $29.99 SRP each), the first two volumes collecting Floyd Gottfredson’s incredible Mickey Mouse comic strips, which capture a far feistier and fascinating character than the corporate icon he would later calcify into.

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If that weren’t reason enough to praise Fantagraphics, they’ve also decided to tackle the work of an artist very close to my heart with Donald Duck: Lost In The Andes (Fantagraphics, $24.99 SRP), the first in what I desperately hope is a long line of hardcover, beautifully-presented volumes featuring the Disney duck stories of the legendary Carl Barks. And I hope the stories featuring Scrooge McDuck come quick.

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If you’ve ever wondered about the last hundred years of his life – the ones not covered by Mark Twain’s recently-released autobiography – you’ll find all of his tales of that missing period in Michael Kupperman’s Mark Twain’s Autobiography: 1910-2010 (Fantagraphics, $19.99 SRP). From his encounters with monsters to space robots, it’s all in here. And all true.
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-Ken Plume

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December 21, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-12-21

Filed under: FREDagator — UncaScroogeMcD @ 11:49 am

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Hey, True Believers! Would you like to hear the one and only STAN LEE read you “Twas The Night Before Christmas”? SURE YOU WOULD…

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December 20, 2011

A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Megan Ganz 3

Filed under: A Bit Of A Chat With Ken Plume,Interviews — Tags: , , , , , — UncaScroogeMcD @ 1:55 am

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I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

In this episode, I have another chat with COMMUNITY writer and former ONION editor Megan Ganz about rumspringa, orange chairs, concentration, bus trips, womb bars, and karate dogs.

Hope you enjoy…

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December 17, 2011

FREDagator: 2011-12-18

Filed under: FREDagator — UncaScroogeMcD @ 8:12 pm

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In celebration of Forever Day, I do a spoken work take on Alex Day’s “Forever Yours”
(Buy “Forever Yours” on iTunes)

Here’s the official video for Alex Day’s “Forever Yours”, directed by that Charlie McDonnell guy…

And here’s where you can find out what the heck I mean by it being “Forever Day”, and what you can do to help make it the UK #1 (while at the same time raising money for an incredible charity)…

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UPDATE: Here’s Alex’s Mid-Week update as to where everything stands right now…

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