SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 86: Hot Coco –
In which our heroes wanna live forever and learn how to fly.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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that family guy show is funnier than ever, the jab was just a joke
Comment by spadalding — May 20, 2009 @ 10:03 am
Yo, I commented a few weeks back that Smith needs to not start the show high, I take it back. He can do whatever he wants, the last few smods have been great! I think I realized what irritated me was him laughing, nay, weezing at jokes in his head he hadn’t told yet, and then his laughter would totally ruin the delivery to the point you couldn’t understand him.
So the thing is he’s cleaned up his composure, so he can be as high as he wants, as long as he remembers the listener.
Good work sir.
Comment by Disappointed — May 20, 2009 @ 9:56 pm
Art, you are a dink judging Kev and telling him what to do with his personal life. So what if he does a little smoking, he could be doin much worse like mewes did. I take it youve never tried the bud, because its actually much safer than alcohol, theres just such a big misconception because its illegal. And even at that, Kev live in California where its practically legal and legit and is just a slap on the wrist.
Comment by Jau Poon — May 21, 2009 @ 7:39 am
I don’t think I can keep my silence any longer. Though I’m no hardcore fan, I do like hockey and I’ve followed it most of my life. And I’m not here to piss all over Wayne Gretzky who is one of the greatest players ever, second best probably. But lets be honest here… he never played for the Detroit Red Wings. Had he done so, he would have taken a back seat to Steve Yzerman. Gretzky himself admits as much and says not playing for the Wings was one of the great regrets of his career. I guess it’s debatable who was better, but Kev could at least mention Yzerman sometimes instead of just ignoring him totally. Just saying.
Comment by Dave — May 21, 2009 @ 4:50 pm
Stop talking about weed! It’s up to Kev if he wants to use and I couldn’t give a rats ass if you agree or disagree; what bugs me is the people who are in favour of it bitching at the people who aren’t and getting way too agro! It’s supposed to calm you down, so chill out!
Other than that, great to hear a bit of Tim Minchin behind the smod this week, glad to know he has an audience, but surprised kev let him on; he is very anti-organised religion.
Comment by shorty_monster — May 21, 2009 @ 5:45 pm
Found the song…
Hounds Of Love by Futureheads
Comment by iamso77 — May 22, 2009 @ 1:45 pm
I seriously doubt Kevin would take issue with any artists Ken picks for the background music regardless of their views on religion.
P.S. I’m incredibly pro-high kevin.
Comment by Wes — May 22, 2009 @ 5:29 pm
once again that was fun !!!
Comment by mr. g Q — May 23, 2009 @ 4:41 am
Thank u for the Smod, Kevin, Scott, Bryan, etc. I always appreciate your work and your devotion to do this every week, for free. Keep going!
Comment by Mario Ignacio — May 23, 2009 @ 4:53 am
If more non-scientists studied and cared about math and science in high school, America wouldn’t:
1)popularly underfund research science
2)believe more in angels than evolution
3)have a difficulty with abstract reasoning
Comment by Dave E Boy — May 23, 2009 @ 7:15 am
That voice is bananas. great show
Comment by lugosi 420 — May 24, 2009 @ 1:07 pm
Dave, you’re a fucking moron. Yzerman vs. Gretzky? No competition. Yzerman was one of the best players ever, but come on, you can’t even put him in the equation for absolute best ever. The guy was dominant for only half of his career. He was a great leader, but he certainly wasn’t leading by example anymore after about ’94. He played a very important role on those cup winning teams, but he wasn’t even the best player on his team for some of those wins, let alone best in the league, or even best of all time. You silly fuck.
Comment by Kevin M — May 24, 2009 @ 6:14 pm
Any SMod tonight?
Comment by Jordan — May 25, 2009 @ 3:09 am
I have to say something about the math, I sucked at math in high school, never had any use for it. I went back to school a few years later and had to take it all again at the college level, it still wasn’t easy for me, but I stuck with it and found a use for it. I use algebra in daily life, but geomotry is even more inportant to me – I work on race cars and everything is based in math. When I was in school I didn’t know what I didn’t know, and if I could do it all again I would study a little harder, and party a little less. Math and English (Grammar especially) but fuck chemistry. I squeaked through it with a high D and have never used anything I learned in that class.
Comment by The not so silent Bob — May 25, 2009 @ 9:32 am
I need 87!
Comment by fingerlings — May 25, 2009 @ 12:36 pm
I find it funny that Kevin’s hugely fat man voice is a near replica of the pedophile character, Herbet, in “Family Guy”. You really showed Seth, didn’t ya!
Comment by Art — May 25, 2009 @ 2:05 pm
that was truley great
Comment by jake — May 25, 2009 @ 9:27 pm
Dave, just how much pot are you smoking? And what the heck is it laced with?
Not to jump all over you, but please, get your shit together before you make a comparison like that. Gretzky had more points for assists alone than anyone has ever had for goals and assists combined.
Here you go: Regular season points? Gretzky 1st, Yzerman 6th, a full 1,000 points behind. #2 on the list is Messier, who is almost as far behind (970 or so).
Regular season goals? Gretzky 1st, Yzerman 8th – 202 goals behind.
Regular season assists? Gretzky 1st, Yzerman 7th – 900 assists difference.
I could go on and on… Gretzky dominated the league and as much as I respect and like Yzerman, he’s no Gretzky.
And by the way, I think Gretzky has wanted to play for just about every original 6 team. He apparently wanted to retire as a Leaf, but the organization screwed the pooch on that one, or so the story goes.
Comment by Kathi — May 25, 2009 @ 9:46 pm
totally agree with Kevin smith on Star Trek boiiii!
Comment by Joe — May 25, 2009 @ 10:06 pm
I completely agree with Kevin saying how we really don’t need to learn Algebra and Chemistry, especially when my chem teacher doesn’t know how to spell house, spelling it houes.
Comment by Louis — May 25, 2009 @ 10:26 pm
I love smodcast, first time on the site but ive been listen to smod since the begining and i love it, great job guys!!!!!
Comment by Travis — May 26, 2009 @ 12:51 am
Am i the only one that notices Scott, Malcolm, and Brian all sound the same? Walt and Kevin are the only ones I can distinguish. Weird.
Comment by Cylence — May 26, 2009 @ 12:13 pm
@Cylence: totally agree.
Comment by Tyler — May 26, 2009 @ 4:18 pm
Cylence,
You are so wrong. Scott and Brian sound similar but Scott sounds canadian with a USA influence, Brian sounds like he is straight out of Jersey, but now with a little LA thrown in… While Malcolm sounds like a great big teddy bear would sound… if it were gay, not an insult just an observation.
Screw the California Court system… welcome to the present assholes. Eeewwwwww being gay is wrong. They suck.
Comment by dedjezter — May 26, 2009 @ 6:02 pm
i think they all sound very different.
Comment by EX FAT GUY — May 26, 2009 @ 7:20 pm
Will Smodcast ever have a soundtrack? I really seem to enjoy the background music.
Comment by Shannon — May 27, 2009 @ 3:49 pm
Man…I really love the Smodcast!
Makes my drive to and from work go a lot faster, even with traffic.
Thanks for the entertainment guys!
Jay
Comment by Jay-Bone — May 27, 2009 @ 3:53 pm
Somebody should make a fan site.
Also is there any smoders from San Francisco.
Comment by Matt — May 27, 2009 @ 6:37 pm
1. Smodcast rocks !!!
2. The Leafs wanted to get Gretzky but the Rangers wanted at least 2 first round draft picks, much too high a price.
3. Never ever refer to hockey as ice hockey. Hockey is hockey and yes in its purest ,most wonderful form it is played on ice. Therefore all other forms of hockey must be differentiated from real hockey using words like ball, street, floor, roller, table and field. The only people who refer to hockey as ice hockey are sad idiotic morons from europe and or jackasses that think Yzerman is anywhere close to The Great One !!!
4. Smodcast rocks !!!
5. The End
Comment by Tired Canadian — May 28, 2009 @ 6:43 am
Ohh man. I just turned this on in a pop up and waited like ten minutes for it to start. Wondering why it was taking so long, I checked up, only to realize that my computers volume was off. geniuss.
Comment by Lindsey — May 28, 2009 @ 10:09 pm
NO NEW PODCAST?! RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE!!
Okay, enough of that shit. Whenever there isn’t a new one, I just go back and listen to older episodes, cause…you know, IT’S MOTHER FUCKING FREE!!
…and pure gold.
http://omgcast.net
– Go listen if you wanna laugh at everything that isn’t funny, and even some shit that is.
Comment by Clint — May 29, 2009 @ 1:07 am
@Clint
Dude, don’t promote a podcast (is it your podcast? that makes it even worse) on another podcasts’ site.
That shit is just distasteful, man.
Comment by Exeter — May 29, 2009 @ 8:54 am
@Exeter
Dude, this is a free podcast, so mentioning another podcast hurts no one. Is money being taken out of the pockets of Mr. Smith and Mr. Mosier? I think not. Get a grip on reality and pull your head out of your ass.
Ive never listened to omgcast, but now I will check it out.
I recommend Skepticality, The Skeptics Guide to the Universe, and any of the Ricky Gervais podcasts and audiobooks(cost money).
I guess I’m just distasteful.
Comment by SilentMewesDNG — May 29, 2009 @ 12:48 pm
Great smod guys, good luck Kev and the rest of team Puck U next week. Kick some ass for America!
Comment by Lloyd Christmas — May 29, 2009 @ 1:04 pm
Time to move on from the smodcast, it’s just not relevant and barely entertaining anymore.
Bye, Kevin
Bye, Scott
Good luck in any of your future endeavors.
Comment by Gakron — May 30, 2009 @ 7:51 am
It’s not relevant? It’s funny and that is all the relevance I need. As a listener of many podcasts and a podcaster myself i have to tell you that your not going to like every episode of a show you are subscribed to.I don’t enjoy every Smod but I think 95% are funny as hell. that is a good enough ratio for me.
Comment by DAMjim — May 30, 2009 @ 12:10 pm
Hey Kevin (And Scott cause you are both hilarious), fucking awesome!
I love your smodcast’s, I’m a girl.. do girls like to listen to your smodcast’s? Anyways, yeah just saying I love the show.
Comment by Dish — May 30, 2009 @ 8:06 pm
Hey.. 2 things…
1) I love smodcast. Its not Relevant? Its so not relevant that I’m here nearly daily in hopes they might post a new one. Is it as good without Mos? No. Do I want more Jay and/or Jen? Yes. But that’s like syaing.. oh.. this one was only a 8/10 instead of a 9.. its one of the best ‘casts out there, so deal.
2) PLEASE mention other casts. Its hard to find ones I would like by just searching iTunes or Podcast alley – there’s too much to wade thru.. I want to hear from fans of this show what casts are a lot like this show. (especially since my 3 longtime faves are putting them out like every month now.. I’m looking at you, Make It So)
And for the record, http://www.suckcast.com has a cast that follows this format, and its a pretty good fill between weeks. I also like GeeksOn and the Lost Podcast with Jay and Jack.
OH.. and I LOVED Kevin’s Fanboys Appearance.
Comment by Nightshot — May 31, 2009 @ 1:26 am
Anyone going to be attending the brantford taping of smodcast, besides me?
Comment by stu — May 31, 2009 @ 2:13 am
Definitely going to be in Brantford next weekend- looking forward to the live Smod!
Comment by Keith — May 31, 2009 @ 5:05 pm
Can’t wait for new Smod… It’s what I look forward to every Sunday now. A session, and some smod.
Kevin can keep on smoking if it pleases him, I thought smods were hilarious from smodcast 1, there’s no way he can become less funny, he’s Kevin Smith.
He should be doing stand up for chrissakes.
Sincerely,
Smod-fan #12445690089778
Comment by Dish — June 7, 2009 @ 5:34 pm